Fame, he'd liked to be walked on a leash and play really dirty,
kinky sex games. Is uh the guy put the cock in the peacock network.
Okay, bitch, Hey, everybody aj Benzi here with fame is a
bitch. This is your free show. Come on, birds, Come on,
birds, come off, Come off the big tree, Fly into my
little knuckles here and listen to some tales. Listen to some gossips, some
fun stuff. We can laugh about. You free birds have been flying in.
I appreciate it. About fifty of you guys came in here last month.
I want to at least fifty more this month. We're getting there.
This is your free show. It might hit December eighth, it might hit
the summer if I'm not quite sure. With my nephew Joe's schedule is like,
but he'll get to it as soon as he can. With that said,
let's launch into to Oh look at this Hunter Biden. He's gonna get
indicted in California. Oh, is anybody shocked if I'm getting indicted in California?
I'm sorry, but I have Fox News on in the background. It's
Thursday evening. I just saw a picture of the migrants being let into this
country wrapped in blankets. It's unbelievable. I mentioned the other day those Chinese
men who came here, all men who are definitely military age, came in
from China. Cost them ten thousand dollars apiece to go from China to I
believe Japan, to Mexico to America. These Chinese men have the same backpack.
They look like they're military as it is. I've seen people from all
parts of the world coming in. I've been told through people on the news
that when it comes to immigration, a thousand immigrants a day puts a little
bit of a strain on the system, but we can handle it. Four
thousand would be just ridiculous. But Joe Biden has now topped twelve thousand.
Twelve thou I can't even begin to just forget it. We'll fucking do a
deal with politics. If you want to go to politics that simple. You
got a Patreon dot com slash Politics is a bitch, And there's a part
of me that wants to do a new show called Love is a Bitch.
Well, maybe love hurts. I'm pretty good at this game. I'm pretty
good at not being good at it too. But that's what you want in
somebody that needs to tell you about your relationships. I'm thinking about that.
Get back to me. Email me at Pope Benz at gmail dot com,
give me your thoughts. But I always thought that I was the guy that
should have hosted Love Lines with Doctor Drew, taking nothing away from Corolla.
He was great, but I'm like, I could do that, and I
know I had much more experience than Adam growing up with the ladies. But
didn't fall in my didn't fall on my basket. But that's that's Hollywood.
It happens. He did great with it, showing on for a long time,
but I'll want my crack at it right now. I think many of
you would love to ask me questions about love and sex and relationships, and
I'd be glad to answer them. I'm gonna talk to that. I you
know, maybe a weekly show Love is a Bitch, Keeping the Is a
Bitch formula alive and well, I sorry, I had to stop taping for
a second because right outside the motel room door, it sounds like I'm by
the wall. It sounds like I'm on the border of Mexico and Texas with
the different languages out there. I'm largely largely Spanish, but they talk so
loud they just don't realize. And then I don't know why I get worried
when Roco's playing his game on his computer here and he's yelling loud at his
friends. Who cares they screaming my door to begin with. Anyhow, you
see this picture, you see the story. Joshua Jackson im Joshua Jackson.
He is now with Lepida Nuangdo and they confirm their new romance. They were
spotted holding hands taking a little walk the other day. TMZ was on them.
I'm not sure if TMZ found them or they were called to take this
shot. That's how petty some celebrities get. I mean, many celebrities tip
off paparazzi that I'm gonna be at this park with my new baby, or
I'll be on this street with my new love interest. That happens. Maybe
they want to do that. They get back at their their their their past
love interest, husband or wife, boyfriend, girlfriend. Who knows, but
TMS's got pictures of Joshua Jackson and the Black Panther star the Peter Nuongo holding
hands out in Joshua Tree, California, kind of a thing that a lot
of people do in La. They were gonna go Joshua Tree for the weekend.
Let's go to Joshua Tree for a night. Yeah, you see the
crazy cactuses and cactie whatever you call them. It's a thing that people do
out here. And they were lovingly gazing into each other's eyes, smiling,
having some nice chat on this sunny walk. Lapita is actually forty years old
already. I forgot. She broke in at thirty, not that forties old,
but I didn't figure it for forty. The report say she was dressed
casually, had a long sleeve white shirt on with the words It's Okay to
cry written across it. Oh so mysterious, yellow pants and hiking boots.
Joshua Jackson of Dawson's Creek fame. He wore a long sleeve shirt, brown
pants, white sneakers, and a blue beanie on his head. You know,
cause it's gold out in Joshua Tree. How do you wear a fucking
beanie on your first date? Corny sneak is brown pants, long sleeve shirt.
In other words, he kept the streak going of male movie stars looking
like shit while they're out in public. Why do they do this? Women
do it too, but men do it mostly. We all know you have
money. We also know you were free clothes from tons of designers. You
even get to keep your wardrobes from the movies you're in. So why dre
just like my ass in two parts? Since what is it cool to act
like you don't care how you look? I don't know, not for nothing,
But how about caring about what the girl you're with thinks you look like?
Isn't that better? I remember back in the day, I was shocked
to hear that Lupita Luongo was one of the actresses that Harvey Weinstein actively went
after she talked about it in the press. I didn't realize Harvey Weinstein was
into the really dark chocolate. I mean, there are black women and then
there are women who are black. Never my thing, but it's obviously Joshua
Jackson's thing. The guy has a type for sure. So the stroll they
took came more than a month after the two of them were spotted attending a
concert together. This was after their breakups their respective breakups with Jody Turner Smith
and Selima Musik Kayla, and this stroll was kind of interesting because, like
I said, both of these two had just left their significant others, and
it happened very quickly, very very quickly, very quickly. Didn't look right
to see the debate the other night, Vaveik Ramaswami, It's so interesting.
He's doing everything Trump would do. It's like he grew up as a kid
watching Trump debate and now he thinks I'm gonna do the same thing. But
he can't win. Is he just looking to be a good son and Donald
Trump will put him in his administration should he win, or better yet,
when he wins, because he I mean, what's he doing there? He's
pummeling Nicky Haley and Chris Christy go out and have a nice meal. Oh
my god. Then he holds up the paper Nicky Haley equals corrupt. I
mean, just you're bringing props onto debate stage. I's lost his mind.
But he's the only one we're talking about, so it must be working to
some extent. Anyhow, these two together now and Lupina and Alongo went on
Instagram to very boldly announce that she was no longer dating Masse Kayla because there
was deception in their ten month relationship. I'm not sure how she met and
got with the Uh, he's a sports guy. I don't know when she
wrote, at this moment, it's necessary for me to share a personal truth
and publicly disassociate myself from someone I can no longer trust. I find myself
in a season of heartbreak because of a love suddenly and devastatingly extinguished by deception.
I'm tempted to run into the shadows and hide, only to return to
the light when I've regained my strength enough for me to say, whatever,
my life is better this way? Oh my Christ? Is this the kind
of girl who writes her own monologues when she was trying out for movies auditioning?
I mean the way she writes if you have a girlfriend, are you
ever find her writing like this? Run? These are people that want to
make their lives dramatic, drama filled the way she's writing. Tempted to run
into the shadows and hide, only to return when I've regained my strength enough
for me to say, whatever, my life is better this way? Christ's
sake, have you seen Masse Kayla? The fuck were you doing with him
in the first place? And what are you doing with ugly Joshua Jackson?
It looks like a troll. He's another guy that I think has midget in
his family, you know what I mean. I could just tell some people
like Selena Gomez, she's got a midget somewhere in the Gomez family. It's
in the lineage. Joshua Jackson is not because they're short. There's something about
their faces. They don't look cooked all the way through. They look like
they need to go back in the oven, both of them. I did
like her in that movie well whatever. I mean, she's a decent actress
and and you know what, and she's kind of cute. It's just the
bald head. You know that. That's something I can't get around. The
bald head or the crew cut head. I can't. Let me just say
something now, and I'm gonna get this out of the way, and don't
get mad at me. But this is the truth. When you're with the
black I don't know what black men's hair feels like, but a black woman's
hair is distinctively different than a white woman's hair. I'm not talking about a
black woman with a weave or extensions. We know those are different, but
I gotta tell you it's a different texture. You could feel it. Some
people love that texture, others not so much. But you know it's there
now when you're dating someone who wears extensions or a weave. And I'm telling
you the truth. Now, Sometimes I remember I could feel something under my
back in bed. I would wear no shirt and I'd get up and I'd
find one of the girl's hair from her weave in the bed, and I'm
like, it's weird that I'm feeling this on my back. I wouldn't feel
a white girl's hair in my back, I don't think. I don't remember
ever getting up and trying to find a white girl's hair in my bed.
Either way, what can I tell you? See, this is the kind
of stuff you gotta talk about on Love is a bitch, I'm telling you.
On the other hand, Turner Smith, she said there were reconcilable differences
as the cause of her split and she wants joined the custody of their three
year old daughter, Janey. I mean I got it wrong. I'm sorry,
Jeordy. What's the name the other girl? Turner Smith was with Nasa
Kaela, not Lupita. It's very confusing. They both look so much alike.
I confused them, and they both look so much alike, largely because
they both have no hair most of the time and they both tall and thin.
Anyhow, Turner Smith separated in September of this year. Meanwhile, Joshua
Jackson was caught off guard by his wife's divorce filing and didn't think their marital
issues were enough to break up the family. I'll say this, this is
a far far cry from him dating Katie Holmes. I mean, that's a
big difference, light years difference and not in the right direction. If you
ask me, anybody find this weird. He's soon to be ex wife and
his new girlfriend look very much alike. If I'm Lapida, that sends up
an alarm, doesn't It sends up a flare. That's weird. You know,
Hollywood, there was It's a small community, and there were so many
crossed wires in Hollywood. There were so many Eskimo brothers as we call them,
men who slept with the same girl. You know what I mean.
It's small. It's a community where a lot of win and men bounce around
in different people's beds. And because of people like me or gossip columnists,
so many of us hear about who's slept with whom and who had flings and
affairs, et cetera. Now, if I'm Joshua Jackson, I'm sure I'd
remember and have a hard time with dealing with the fact that Jared Leto and
LaPete Luongo were together for a while and both speak very highly of the other.
I got jealousy in my system. I just do. But way back
ten years ago when they both won their first Oscars, They've been very close
ever since that night, and they went on junkets together. He was on
the junkets for Dallas Buyers Club, where he won Best Supporting Actor, and
she was there for twelve Years of Slave, where she won Best Supporting Actress.
And as is often the case, they spent a lot of time together
in a lot of you know, exotic locales. And that doesn't hurt,
you know, Try being with somebody you barely know but find attractive in Bally
for a month. See what happens. It's tough, especially if you're both
single. Now, back in twenty fourteen, Jared Letto thanked his quote future
ex wife Lapida when he won the Spirit Award for Best Supporting Actor, and
he said, I'm always thinking about you, and Lapida has said in interviews
that her love for Leto will be there forever. She said, there was
an intimacy that grew from our time together that goes beyond the rumors, beyond
all that. He will forever be on speed dial for me. If you're
Joshua Jackson, how do you take that? I mean, look, then
again, if you choose to be an actor, then you've got to learn
how to deal with the fact that your spouse, a boyfriend, a girlfriend
is gonna be with the opposite sex on film sets, and that can be
a dangerous thing. Not as much now because they have these people who choreograph
the sex scenes now, and there's often things separating the actors from their private
parts, like pillar like cock socks and different things they wear so they're not
completely nude. Some actresses and actors don't give a damn and just jump in
bed with their parts flying back and forth. Some are more a little more,
you know, cautious in how they're seen. I saw Heather Graham in
a movie recently. I can't think of the name, but you know,
she's always been hot to trot. Oh my god, that hot to trot?
Had it served that for so long? Hot to trot. Heather Graham
Roll, a girl from Boogie Nets. She was in a movie where she
was, you know, happy to get off in a movie, constantly,
always in sex scenes. I think she was with Joe Fines naked, having
simulated sex, but there was nothing between their bodies, just like I don't
think I saw anything between Jennifer Andason and John Hamm in the Apple TV series
The Morning Show. They went at it full hog too. But I'll tell
you Joshua Jackson's certainly has a type. Like when I was a kid,
I held up Playboy magazine with one hand, I think he held up National
Geographic, if you know what I mean. Change gears and talk about Megan
Markel. Apparently now she soon might be dropped by her talent agency because of
all this hoop law that's surrounding OHMD Scobie's new book and it's unfolding, and
the royal experts are warning people that could be change of foot in Meghan Marko's
life. With respect to the talent agency, William Morrison Davor, she signed
with them, particularly with the big Hancho Ari Emmanuel back in April, and
they keep teasing these exciting projects that she's gotten the works, and I've told
my audience it's all bullshit. It's all bullshit. If there were exciting projects
in the works, i'd know about them, I'd hear the titles, I'd
know who was behind them. Nothing's being said. They're just throwing nets out
there to see if they can catch any fish, and they can't. But
it seems as though her coming back to Tinseltown might not happen as she hoped,
because there are people who are experts in the royal family, including somebody
named Angela Levin who says William Morris is horrified about what repercussions Ohmitt Scoby's book
could have for Megan and Harry's brand. What the fuck is their brand now?
It should be a it should be a poop emoji. They have no
brand anymore. William Morris people they are saying they're hard fight and that that
can't just be about the two names that were mentioned in that book. It's
got to be about their client, Megan. You know, Olmen Scoby's book
talks about two members of the royal family had commented on what skin color Harry
Megan's kid might have, and of course those people are being painted as racist,
And it turns out those people allegedly were King Charles and Kate Middleton and
Megan always hinted about this. If you remember the Oprah Winfrey interview in the
backyard where Harry wore pants that were nineteen inches too short, christ you could
see his socks plus his white hins not a good look. So they're thinking
very carefully what they're gonna do next over at William Morris, which I think
is gonna be dumper because I've never heard such a well known agency be clear
about how they feel. So what's happening now is there's more damage, more
damaging effects on Megan Markle's plans to go to Hollywood again. I know Suits
is running again on Netflix, and somehow, some way it's trending on Netflix.
I never believe what's trending on Netflix. Just you know, Seinfeld is
always trending on Netflix. Somebody do me a favorite and stop this. Jeinfeld
is not trending on Netflix. Can we just can we move on from that?
Really, if you really think that's still a show that's trending twenty something
years later, you're crazy. I don't believe the things they say are trending.
I just too many things are lies. Why is suits trending? Megan
Markle's not new in the business, She's been around a while trending now,
Seinfeld, the twenty twenty three Emmy's are trending. The Beckham series, some
stand up some stand up special that has a bunch of people aren't funny.
Of course, there's some trends in there and over the top gay people.
That's what everybody wants to see right now. David Letterman's my next guest.
That's I gotta tell you. I watched like four of those interviews last night.
He had a trans comedian named Robin Trans, an Asian guy who's now
a girl. Another mainly comedians male and female will come out and do their
bits. A black guy comedian who doesn't look both ways before he lets a
punchline go very kind of you know, dangerous to have on a show.
But it's like it's almost like, hey, Dave wants to do his show
again, but not really his show. He just wants to have one guest.
He wants to introduce them, then sit down, listen to their bit,
and then talk to them for six minutes and the show's over. It's
like a weird concept, you know, like you had a great show for
so long and then you want it out. Now you're out, but you
want the show again without the fan fail, without Paul Schaeffer. And if
you're Paul Shaffer, how do you feel, Dave? You don't need me
anymore. You just want to do this show where you have one guest on
for a half hour. It just the whole thing seems like let him in
his lonely it just and everybody comes. I wants to touch his beard.
And the people he has on were literal babies when he was on TV.
They were three and four years old, if not maybe not even born,
And now they get a chance to sit with let Himan. I don't know.
The whole thing is kind of sad to me. I do like some
shows like Comedians Cars getting coffee with Jerry Soinfeld. That's an interesting concept.
Look, I'm Jerry Seinfeld. I've got three hundred cars. I'm gonna pick
out a car that suits this particular comic you're gonna take out. We're gonna
go have coffee and shoot the shit and break balls, and I'll come back
with the car. That's a great concept, and I love that show.
But back to Megan Marko, there are some serious things of foot here,
and I'll tell you, I think she's gotta be very careful because a lot
of people have dropped her. The agency has told her to stop moaning because
people are getting fed up with it. I think I said that many,
many, many many moons ago, and if they now feel they have an
even harder job to do in order to get her famous again in a different
area, It's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be very hard to get
all that glamour she wants because she is someone who needs to be adored all
the time by the public. And I just don't see that happening again.
See it Naturally, people in the Row family are not responding to the allegations
of who the two racist people are. They're experts who say, look,
just stop the deafening silence and speak out in defense of King Charles and Kate
Middleton. But Harry and me again are just ignoring that advice. You know,
I think that's stupid. They're digging themselves an even bigger hole. They
need to be seen as human, they need to be seen as people with
compassion and I said it before, but it bears repeating. Before kids are
born, particularly if they're a kid from a mixed race marriage or relationship,
families speculate on everything blue eyes, brown eyes, blonde, brunette, left
handed, right handed, tall, short, you know, and especially if
they're a mixed race couple, people speculate about skin color. They just do.
Not for a devious racist reason, that's just a families do. The
first question after a kid's born, is it healthy? Ten tolls, ten
fingers good? The next thing is who does it? Look like? It's
no big deal? But I ask you what agency wants to represent a global
scale troublemaker? You know? Just why she keeps alienating the Royal family?
I don't know. I don't know, but it's getting her nowhere, and
it's getting Harry pushed away even further, you know. And I gotta tell
you what agency wants to represent a big old, global scale troublemaker. And
to date, no specifics have been provided about this big bombshell conversation that Megan's
apparently continuing to use as a cudgel against the Royal family. Not one actual
sentence or even a single identifiable word has been documented. So for all we
know, the conversation might have been about what an asset it would be to
have a Royal family baby who was visibly of color. The big wedding celebration
with its gospel choir. That's proof right there that the Royals were more than
pleased to bring someone with African ancestry into the family and to showcase the whole
ethnic aspect of it all. So I think certainly they looked forward to how
this might solidify bonds with people of color throughout the Commonwealth, wouldn't it.
I mean, they broke protocol on so many points in order to fast track
Megan into the family because you know, think about it, it might be
assumed that a divorcee of European ancestry with such low status, let's be honest,
and a checkered past like Megan has, would never have been allowed to
marry into the Royal family. And the irony is and what illustrates her her
ingratitude and hypocrisy, is that she got as far as she did because of
her ethnicity, not in spite of it. So I mean, with the
latest news, I just picture this girl having an epic meltdown like Hillary Clinton
did on Election night twenty sixteen and the Knight's leading up to that. Why
am I not ahead? Why am I trailing? Oh? She lost her
mind. She still is not of right mind. But it puts a smile
on my face every time I think about it. But this is the moment
so many of us have waited for. It's almost a fair fight with this
one two punch. Last week we learned that they're not going to be welcomed
back in the UK by the royal family or an if Harry's old friends.
And this week we've learned that they got no future in America. So where
are they gonna go? I know for a fact she and Harry have stories
planted in newspapers and on websites that say they're looking for a place in Beverly
Hills. That's all crazy bullshit because people in the industry want nothing to do
with them. And there's people who are assigned to William Morris who are big
shots, who are telling Ari Manuel, what are you doing? Get rid
of her? Well, the agency is a laughing stock, get rid of
her. And he's listening because those people make him a lot of money.
So what are they doing saying, Oh, we're thinking about Beverly Hills.
Why there's no reason to live where everyone in the industry lives and listen,
with respect to their Hollywood friends, the word is out. Nobody wants to
be connected to them. The word is out that they have no problems spreading
secrets in order to ingratiate themselves with certain members of the press. And celebrities
don't like that, okay, And if they find out that's what they're doing,
after they've had you in their homes and pools and private planes, you
know why you're a pariah. Your treat are like an illness, and nobody
wants to be near you. When I hooked up George Clooney with this actress,
Christa Allen, I'd been hanging out with her and she was in a
had a small part in the movie with Clooney, and she couldn't stop talking
about him. And we're out one night. It was me and my nephew
Joey, and Christa. I want to see some burlesque show on Melrose Avenue.
It was a great place, Martini Lounge, and she kept talking about
George. And at this point I was friendly with George to the point where
I had his phone number I could call him we used to hang out and
have drinks, and he'd show up at his baseball cap with some gruff on
his face. He wasn't the clooney you see. Now. She was talking
about him so much, and I knew her, and I didn't have anything
at that point, so I called him. I said, hey, hey,
you better get down to Martini Lounge right now. Why it's late,
I said, I don't care. You know, Christa Allen is here and
she can't stop talking about you, bro, I mean, this girl,
just get here. And he comes and he's sitting at our table. Now
it's the four of us. Those two got along famously that night. Next
thing you know, she's with him for two years in Italy, in Lake
Como. But here's the kicker. After two years, it's over and I
run into George and I go, what happened with Christa? I mean,
like, obviously a beautiful woman, you know, like, what is the
deal? And he told me I found out she was planning stories about me.
I said, what hell? He goes, I put out some full
stories that she heard and they ended up in tabloids. And I only told
her that means she spread them and I can't have that and you know,
privacy is a key for people at that level, and he had to give
her the old heave ho. Now maybe there were other things wrong, but
that was a big move on his part. That's what's happened to Megan and
Harry. People don't want to be around them because they realized that, Hey,
there are stories about me or the party I threw that are ending up
in tabloids. I have nothing to do with that. Believe me. They've
been caught with their hands in the brownie jar. So if I'm William Morris,
I'm as well. You dropped them, now, you drop now,
just get rid of her. It's been eight months since they signed her,
and since then they haven't gotten her a single deal of any kind. Nobody
likes her, nobody wants to work with her. She's not only untalented,
she's also an extremely difficult and unpleasant person. So William Morris Endeavor's reputation is
gonna suffer if they continue to be associated with her, And my money says
before Easter, she's gone and they're gonna move on, and I hope all
of us do as well. I'm aj Ben. So So that was your
free show, you free birds. For December eighth or ninth, I'm not
sure which day, twenty twenty three. Listen you like that stuff, go
to patreon dot com slash Fame is a Bitch. You got some fun stories
today. I've got some really scary things that happen on the sets of The
Exorcist, Rosemary's Baby, and the Exorcism of Emily Rose that many of you
haven't heard. Some of that stuff came to me from Robert Evans, who
was the out of Powermount when Rosemary's Baby was made, So I got it
straight from the horse's mouth about some of the stuff that happened on that set.
Interesting stuff, breaking stories. Of course, we're keeping an eye on
on Jamie Fox. He did admit to not being able to walk, which
vindicated me. Now soon enough, I hope he indicates that he wasn't able
to see, and when that comes, I'll be completely one hundred percent vindicated
for breaking an international story seven months before the actual actor came forward to reveal
the truth. That's what you get when you're a patriot. So again,
go to Patreon dot com slash Famous a Bitch. Other than that over the
weekend and I'll talk to you next week. Thank you for listening. Fame
as a Bitch is an aj Benza Workhouse Connect production featuring the endless wisdom,
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