WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.520 --> 00:00:06.480 Fame, he'd liked to be walked on a leash and play really dirty, 2 00:00:06.639 --> 00:00:11.199 kinky sex games. Is uh the guy put the cock in the peacock network. 3 00:00:11.359 --> 00:00:15.160 Okay, bitch, Hey, everybody aj Benzi here with fame is a 4 00:00:15.199 --> 00:00:19.519 bitch. This is your free show. Come on, birds, Come on, 5 00:00:19.559 --> 00:00:23.760 birds, come off, Come off the big tree, Fly into my 6 00:00:23.879 --> 00:00:28.120 little knuckles here and listen to some tales. Listen to some gossips, some 7 00:00:28.199 --> 00:00:31.839 fun stuff. We can laugh about. You free birds have been flying in. 8 00:00:31.920 --> 00:00:35.640 I appreciate it. About fifty of you guys came in here last month. 9 00:00:35.679 --> 00:00:38.679 I want to at least fifty more this month. We're getting there. 10 00:00:39.679 --> 00:00:42.399 This is your free show. It might hit December eighth, it might hit 11 00:00:42.399 --> 00:00:47.200 the summer if I'm not quite sure. With my nephew Joe's schedule is like, 12 00:00:47.399 --> 00:00:51.479 but he'll get to it as soon as he can. With that said, 13 00:00:51.600 --> 00:00:55.920 let's launch into to Oh look at this Hunter Biden. He's gonna get 14 00:00:55.960 --> 00:01:02.280 indicted in California. Oh, is anybody shocked if I'm getting indicted in California? 15 00:01:03.759 --> 00:01:07.120 I'm sorry, but I have Fox News on in the background. It's 16 00:01:07.159 --> 00:01:11.280 Thursday evening. I just saw a picture of the migrants being let into this 17 00:01:11.319 --> 00:01:17.519 country wrapped in blankets. It's unbelievable. I mentioned the other day those Chinese 18 00:01:17.519 --> 00:01:23.200 men who came here, all men who are definitely military age, came in 19 00:01:23.239 --> 00:01:26.680 from China. Cost them ten thousand dollars apiece to go from China to I 20 00:01:26.719 --> 00:01:34.239 believe Japan, to Mexico to America. These Chinese men have the same backpack. 21 00:01:34.319 --> 00:01:38.519 They look like they're military as it is. I've seen people from all 22 00:01:38.560 --> 00:01:44.359 parts of the world coming in. I've been told through people on the news 23 00:01:44.400 --> 00:01:49.239 that when it comes to immigration, a thousand immigrants a day puts a little 24 00:01:49.280 --> 00:01:52.799 bit of a strain on the system, but we can handle it. Four 25 00:01:52.840 --> 00:01:59.959 thousand would be just ridiculous. But Joe Biden has now topped twelve thousand. 26 00:02:00.200 --> 00:02:07.400 Twelve thou I can't even begin to just forget it. We'll fucking do a 27 00:02:07.439 --> 00:02:09.680 deal with politics. If you want to go to politics that simple. You 28 00:02:09.719 --> 00:02:15.560 got a Patreon dot com slash Politics is a bitch, And there's a part 29 00:02:15.599 --> 00:02:17.199 of me that wants to do a new show called Love is a Bitch. 30 00:02:19.000 --> 00:02:22.840 Well, maybe love hurts. I'm pretty good at this game. I'm pretty 31 00:02:22.840 --> 00:02:24.439 good at not being good at it too. But that's what you want in 32 00:02:24.520 --> 00:02:29.039 somebody that needs to tell you about your relationships. I'm thinking about that. 33 00:02:29.719 --> 00:02:32.520 Get back to me. Email me at Pope Benz at gmail dot com, 34 00:02:32.560 --> 00:02:36.159 give me your thoughts. But I always thought that I was the guy that 35 00:02:36.199 --> 00:02:39.120 should have hosted Love Lines with Doctor Drew, taking nothing away from Corolla. 36 00:02:39.199 --> 00:02:43.159 He was great, but I'm like, I could do that, and I 37 00:02:43.199 --> 00:02:47.000 know I had much more experience than Adam growing up with the ladies. But 38 00:02:49.439 --> 00:02:53.759 didn't fall in my didn't fall on my basket. But that's that's Hollywood. 39 00:02:53.919 --> 00:02:58.000 It happens. He did great with it, showing on for a long time, 40 00:02:58.039 --> 00:03:00.000 but I'll want my crack at it right now. I think many of 41 00:03:00.039 --> 00:03:04.919 you would love to ask me questions about love and sex and relationships, and 42 00:03:04.960 --> 00:03:07.240 I'd be glad to answer them. I'm gonna talk to that. I you 43 00:03:07.400 --> 00:03:10.719 know, maybe a weekly show Love is a Bitch, Keeping the Is a 44 00:03:10.800 --> 00:03:16.280 Bitch formula alive and well, I sorry, I had to stop taping for 45 00:03:16.319 --> 00:03:21.000 a second because right outside the motel room door, it sounds like I'm by 46 00:03:21.039 --> 00:03:24.960 the wall. It sounds like I'm on the border of Mexico and Texas with 47 00:03:25.000 --> 00:03:29.680 the different languages out there. I'm largely largely Spanish, but they talk so 48 00:03:29.800 --> 00:03:32.680 loud they just don't realize. And then I don't know why I get worried 49 00:03:32.680 --> 00:03:38.439 when Roco's playing his game on his computer here and he's yelling loud at his 50 00:03:38.520 --> 00:03:45.319 friends. Who cares they screaming my door to begin with. Anyhow, you 51 00:03:45.360 --> 00:03:50.000 see this picture, you see the story. Joshua Jackson im Joshua Jackson. 52 00:03:51.680 --> 00:03:58.719 He is now with Lepida Nuangdo and they confirm their new romance. They were 53 00:03:58.759 --> 00:04:02.759 spotted holding hands taking a little walk the other day. TMZ was on them. 54 00:04:02.800 --> 00:04:06.560 I'm not sure if TMZ found them or they were called to take this 55 00:04:06.639 --> 00:04:12.840 shot. That's how petty some celebrities get. I mean, many celebrities tip 56 00:04:12.879 --> 00:04:16.319 off paparazzi that I'm gonna be at this park with my new baby, or 57 00:04:16.360 --> 00:04:20.600 I'll be on this street with my new love interest. That happens. Maybe 58 00:04:20.600 --> 00:04:24.720 they want to do that. They get back at their their their their past 59 00:04:24.920 --> 00:04:29.120 love interest, husband or wife, boyfriend, girlfriend. Who knows, but 60 00:04:29.240 --> 00:04:36.959 TMS's got pictures of Joshua Jackson and the Black Panther star the Peter Nuongo holding 61 00:04:38.000 --> 00:04:41.959 hands out in Joshua Tree, California, kind of a thing that a lot 62 00:04:42.000 --> 00:04:45.040 of people do in La. They were gonna go Joshua Tree for the weekend. 63 00:04:45.120 --> 00:04:47.160 Let's go to Joshua Tree for a night. Yeah, you see the 64 00:04:47.199 --> 00:04:53.160 crazy cactuses and cactie whatever you call them. It's a thing that people do 65 00:04:53.240 --> 00:04:58.759 out here. And they were lovingly gazing into each other's eyes, smiling, 66 00:04:59.040 --> 00:05:03.600 having some nice chat on this sunny walk. Lapita is actually forty years old 67 00:05:03.639 --> 00:05:08.199 already. I forgot. She broke in at thirty, not that forties old, 68 00:05:08.240 --> 00:05:13.680 but I didn't figure it for forty. The report say she was dressed 69 00:05:13.720 --> 00:05:16.839 casually, had a long sleeve white shirt on with the words It's Okay to 70 00:05:17.000 --> 00:05:23.759 cry written across it. Oh so mysterious, yellow pants and hiking boots. 71 00:05:24.800 --> 00:05:30.240 Joshua Jackson of Dawson's Creek fame. He wore a long sleeve shirt, brown 72 00:05:30.399 --> 00:05:34.040 pants, white sneakers, and a blue beanie on his head. You know, 73 00:05:34.120 --> 00:05:39.519 cause it's gold out in Joshua Tree. How do you wear a fucking 74 00:05:39.560 --> 00:05:45.680 beanie on your first date? Corny sneak is brown pants, long sleeve shirt. 75 00:05:45.720 --> 00:05:48.839 In other words, he kept the streak going of male movie stars looking 76 00:05:48.879 --> 00:05:54.720 like shit while they're out in public. Why do they do this? Women 77 00:05:54.759 --> 00:05:57.439 do it too, but men do it mostly. We all know you have 78 00:05:57.519 --> 00:06:02.079 money. We also know you were free clothes from tons of designers. You 79 00:06:02.120 --> 00:06:06.160 even get to keep your wardrobes from the movies you're in. So why dre 80 00:06:06.160 --> 00:06:11.720 just like my ass in two parts? Since what is it cool to act 81 00:06:11.800 --> 00:06:15.279 like you don't care how you look? I don't know, not for nothing, 82 00:06:15.319 --> 00:06:20.720 But how about caring about what the girl you're with thinks you look like? 83 00:06:20.920 --> 00:06:26.079 Isn't that better? I remember back in the day, I was shocked 84 00:06:26.120 --> 00:06:30.759 to hear that Lupita Luongo was one of the actresses that Harvey Weinstein actively went 85 00:06:30.839 --> 00:06:36.759 after she talked about it in the press. I didn't realize Harvey Weinstein was 86 00:06:36.800 --> 00:06:43.680 into the really dark chocolate. I mean, there are black women and then 87 00:06:43.720 --> 00:06:49.120 there are women who are black. Never my thing, but it's obviously Joshua 88 00:06:49.240 --> 00:06:55.480 Jackson's thing. The guy has a type for sure. So the stroll they 89 00:06:55.639 --> 00:06:59.480 took came more than a month after the two of them were spotted attending a 90 00:06:59.600 --> 00:07:05.360 concert together. This was after their breakups their respective breakups with Jody Turner Smith 91 00:07:06.120 --> 00:07:15.360 and Selima Musik Kayla, and this stroll was kind of interesting because, like 92 00:07:15.399 --> 00:07:17.480 I said, both of these two had just left their significant others, and 93 00:07:17.519 --> 00:07:24.519 it happened very quickly, very very quickly, very quickly. Didn't look right 94 00:07:25.720 --> 00:07:31.240 to see the debate the other night, Vaveik Ramaswami, It's so interesting. 95 00:07:31.279 --> 00:07:35.759 He's doing everything Trump would do. It's like he grew up as a kid 96 00:07:35.800 --> 00:07:41.160 watching Trump debate and now he thinks I'm gonna do the same thing. But 97 00:07:41.519 --> 00:07:46.839 he can't win. Is he just looking to be a good son and Donald 98 00:07:46.879 --> 00:07:49.879 Trump will put him in his administration should he win, or better yet, 99 00:07:49.920 --> 00:07:55.000 when he wins, because he I mean, what's he doing there? He's 100 00:07:55.040 --> 00:08:00.079 pummeling Nicky Haley and Chris Christy go out and have a nice meal. Oh 101 00:08:00.160 --> 00:08:05.759 my god. Then he holds up the paper Nicky Haley equals corrupt. I 102 00:08:05.759 --> 00:08:11.959 mean, just you're bringing props onto debate stage. I's lost his mind. 103 00:08:11.040 --> 00:08:16.079 But he's the only one we're talking about, so it must be working to 104 00:08:16.079 --> 00:08:26.800 some extent. Anyhow, these two together now and Lupina and Alongo went on 105 00:08:26.920 --> 00:08:33.159 Instagram to very boldly announce that she was no longer dating Masse Kayla because there 106 00:08:33.240 --> 00:08:39.480 was deception in their ten month relationship. I'm not sure how she met and 107 00:08:39.519 --> 00:08:45.480 got with the Uh, he's a sports guy. I don't know when she 108 00:08:45.559 --> 00:08:48.000 wrote, at this moment, it's necessary for me to share a personal truth 109 00:08:48.039 --> 00:08:54.639 and publicly disassociate myself from someone I can no longer trust. I find myself 110 00:08:54.639 --> 00:08:58.919 in a season of heartbreak because of a love suddenly and devastatingly extinguished by deception. 111 00:09:00.879 --> 00:09:03.919 I'm tempted to run into the shadows and hide, only to return to 112 00:09:03.960 --> 00:09:09.159 the light when I've regained my strength enough for me to say, whatever, 113 00:09:09.440 --> 00:09:11.720 my life is better this way? Oh my Christ? Is this the kind 114 00:09:11.720 --> 00:09:16.360 of girl who writes her own monologues when she was trying out for movies auditioning? 115 00:09:16.639 --> 00:09:18.039 I mean the way she writes if you have a girlfriend, are you 116 00:09:18.080 --> 00:09:22.159 ever find her writing like this? Run? These are people that want to 117 00:09:22.159 --> 00:09:30.320 make their lives dramatic, drama filled the way she's writing. Tempted to run 118 00:09:30.360 --> 00:09:35.679 into the shadows and hide, only to return when I've regained my strength enough 119 00:09:35.720 --> 00:09:39.039 for me to say, whatever, my life is better this way? Christ's 120 00:09:39.039 --> 00:09:43.200 sake, have you seen Masse Kayla? The fuck were you doing with him 121 00:09:43.200 --> 00:09:46.080 in the first place? And what are you doing with ugly Joshua Jackson? 122 00:09:46.120 --> 00:09:50.559 It looks like a troll. He's another guy that I think has midget in 123 00:09:50.600 --> 00:09:52.480 his family, you know what I mean. I could just tell some people 124 00:09:52.840 --> 00:09:56.279 like Selena Gomez, she's got a midget somewhere in the Gomez family. It's 125 00:09:56.320 --> 00:10:01.000 in the lineage. Joshua Jackson is not because they're short. There's something about 126 00:10:01.000 --> 00:10:05.320 their faces. They don't look cooked all the way through. They look like 127 00:10:05.320 --> 00:10:09.600 they need to go back in the oven, both of them. I did 128 00:10:09.679 --> 00:10:13.559 like her in that movie well whatever. I mean, she's a decent actress 129 00:10:13.559 --> 00:10:16.399 and and you know what, and she's kind of cute. It's just the 130 00:10:16.480 --> 00:10:20.039 bald head. You know that. That's something I can't get around. The 131 00:10:20.080 --> 00:10:24.440 bald head or the crew cut head. I can't. Let me just say 132 00:10:24.480 --> 00:10:26.360 something now, and I'm gonna get this out of the way, and don't 133 00:10:26.399 --> 00:10:28.840 get mad at me. But this is the truth. When you're with the 134 00:10:28.879 --> 00:10:33.000 black I don't know what black men's hair feels like, but a black woman's 135 00:10:33.000 --> 00:10:35.480 hair is distinctively different than a white woman's hair. I'm not talking about a 136 00:10:35.480 --> 00:10:39.799 black woman with a weave or extensions. We know those are different, but 137 00:10:39.639 --> 00:10:43.960 I gotta tell you it's a different texture. You could feel it. Some 138 00:10:43.000 --> 00:10:46.600 people love that texture, others not so much. But you know it's there 139 00:10:48.519 --> 00:10:54.639 now when you're dating someone who wears extensions or a weave. And I'm telling 140 00:10:54.679 --> 00:10:58.240 you the truth. Now, Sometimes I remember I could feel something under my 141 00:10:58.360 --> 00:11:03.759 back in bed. I would wear no shirt and I'd get up and I'd 142 00:11:03.799 --> 00:11:07.559 find one of the girl's hair from her weave in the bed, and I'm 143 00:11:07.600 --> 00:11:11.000 like, it's weird that I'm feeling this on my back. I wouldn't feel 144 00:11:11.000 --> 00:11:15.600 a white girl's hair in my back, I don't think. I don't remember 145 00:11:15.600 --> 00:11:18.039 ever getting up and trying to find a white girl's hair in my bed. 146 00:11:18.000 --> 00:11:20.919 Either way, what can I tell you? See, this is the kind 147 00:11:20.919 --> 00:11:24.879 of stuff you gotta talk about on Love is a bitch, I'm telling you. 148 00:11:26.600 --> 00:11:31.799 On the other hand, Turner Smith, she said there were reconcilable differences 149 00:11:33.919 --> 00:11:37.320 as the cause of her split and she wants joined the custody of their three 150 00:11:37.399 --> 00:11:41.919 year old daughter, Janey. I mean I got it wrong. I'm sorry, 151 00:11:43.000 --> 00:11:48.200 Jeordy. What's the name the other girl? Turner Smith was with Nasa 152 00:11:48.279 --> 00:11:52.759 Kaela, not Lupita. It's very confusing. They both look so much alike. 153 00:11:52.799 --> 00:11:56.559 I confused them, and they both look so much alike, largely because 154 00:11:56.679 --> 00:12:00.799 they both have no hair most of the time and they both tall and thin. 155 00:12:01.159 --> 00:12:09.399 Anyhow, Turner Smith separated in September of this year. Meanwhile, Joshua 156 00:12:09.519 --> 00:12:15.639 Jackson was caught off guard by his wife's divorce filing and didn't think their marital 157 00:12:15.720 --> 00:12:20.519 issues were enough to break up the family. I'll say this, this is 158 00:12:20.559 --> 00:12:24.679 a far far cry from him dating Katie Holmes. I mean, that's a 159 00:12:24.720 --> 00:12:31.360 big difference, light years difference and not in the right direction. If you 160 00:12:31.399 --> 00:12:35.519 ask me, anybody find this weird. He's soon to be ex wife and 161 00:12:35.600 --> 00:12:41.200 his new girlfriend look very much alike. If I'm Lapida, that sends up 162 00:12:41.440 --> 00:12:46.039 an alarm, doesn't It sends up a flare. That's weird. You know, 163 00:12:46.080 --> 00:12:48.720 Hollywood, there was It's a small community, and there were so many 164 00:12:48.720 --> 00:12:54.000 crossed wires in Hollywood. There were so many Eskimo brothers as we call them, 165 00:12:54.440 --> 00:12:56.759 men who slept with the same girl. You know what I mean. 166 00:12:56.320 --> 00:13:01.240 It's small. It's a community where a lot of win and men bounce around 167 00:13:01.480 --> 00:13:05.200 in different people's beds. And because of people like me or gossip columnists, 168 00:13:05.559 --> 00:13:11.120 so many of us hear about who's slept with whom and who had flings and 169 00:13:11.639 --> 00:13:16.320 affairs, et cetera. Now, if I'm Joshua Jackson, I'm sure I'd 170 00:13:16.360 --> 00:13:20.679 remember and have a hard time with dealing with the fact that Jared Leto and 171 00:13:20.759 --> 00:13:26.919 LaPete Luongo were together for a while and both speak very highly of the other. 172 00:13:28.759 --> 00:13:31.080 I got jealousy in my system. I just do. But way back 173 00:13:31.159 --> 00:13:35.960 ten years ago when they both won their first Oscars, They've been very close 174 00:13:37.000 --> 00:13:39.720 ever since that night, and they went on junkets together. He was on 175 00:13:39.879 --> 00:13:43.799 the junkets for Dallas Buyers Club, where he won Best Supporting Actor, and 176 00:13:43.840 --> 00:13:48.120 she was there for twelve Years of Slave, where she won Best Supporting Actress. 177 00:13:48.840 --> 00:13:50.600 And as is often the case, they spent a lot of time together 178 00:13:50.720 --> 00:13:54.840 in a lot of you know, exotic locales. And that doesn't hurt, 179 00:13:56.200 --> 00:13:58.879 you know, Try being with somebody you barely know but find attractive in Bally 180 00:14:00.200 --> 00:14:03.200 for a month. See what happens. It's tough, especially if you're both 181 00:14:03.200 --> 00:14:11.159 single. Now, back in twenty fourteen, Jared Letto thanked his quote future 182 00:14:11.200 --> 00:14:15.799 ex wife Lapida when he won the Spirit Award for Best Supporting Actor, and 183 00:14:15.840 --> 00:14:20.639 he said, I'm always thinking about you, and Lapida has said in interviews 184 00:14:20.679 --> 00:14:24.200 that her love for Leto will be there forever. She said, there was 185 00:14:24.200 --> 00:14:28.320 an intimacy that grew from our time together that goes beyond the rumors, beyond 186 00:14:28.360 --> 00:14:33.919 all that. He will forever be on speed dial for me. If you're 187 00:14:33.960 --> 00:14:39.200 Joshua Jackson, how do you take that? I mean, look, then 188 00:14:39.240 --> 00:14:43.000 again, if you choose to be an actor, then you've got to learn 189 00:14:43.039 --> 00:14:45.759 how to deal with the fact that your spouse, a boyfriend, a girlfriend 190 00:14:45.960 --> 00:14:48.519 is gonna be with the opposite sex on film sets, and that can be 191 00:14:48.559 --> 00:14:52.799 a dangerous thing. Not as much now because they have these people who choreograph 192 00:14:52.879 --> 00:14:58.240 the sex scenes now, and there's often things separating the actors from their private 193 00:14:58.279 --> 00:15:03.679 parts, like pillar like cock socks and different things they wear so they're not 194 00:15:03.720 --> 00:15:07.799 completely nude. Some actresses and actors don't give a damn and just jump in 195 00:15:07.840 --> 00:15:13.159 bed with their parts flying back and forth. Some are more a little more, 196 00:15:13.200 --> 00:15:16.080 you know, cautious in how they're seen. I saw Heather Graham in 197 00:15:16.080 --> 00:15:20.440 a movie recently. I can't think of the name, but you know, 198 00:15:20.480 --> 00:15:24.879 she's always been hot to trot. Oh my god, that hot to trot? 199 00:15:24.320 --> 00:15:28.320 Had it served that for so long? Hot to trot. Heather Graham 200 00:15:28.039 --> 00:15:31.360 Roll, a girl from Boogie Nets. She was in a movie where she 201 00:15:31.559 --> 00:15:35.559 was, you know, happy to get off in a movie, constantly, 202 00:15:35.960 --> 00:15:41.039 always in sex scenes. I think she was with Joe Fines naked, having 203 00:15:41.080 --> 00:15:46.000 simulated sex, but there was nothing between their bodies, just like I don't 204 00:15:46.000 --> 00:15:50.440 think I saw anything between Jennifer Andason and John Hamm in the Apple TV series 205 00:15:52.120 --> 00:15:58.639 The Morning Show. They went at it full hog too. But I'll tell 206 00:15:58.639 --> 00:16:03.360 you Joshua Jackson's certainly has a type. Like when I was a kid, 207 00:16:03.399 --> 00:16:07.039 I held up Playboy magazine with one hand, I think he held up National 208 00:16:07.039 --> 00:16:14.120 Geographic, if you know what I mean. Change gears and talk about Megan 209 00:16:14.240 --> 00:16:19.360 Markel. Apparently now she soon might be dropped by her talent agency because of 210 00:16:19.399 --> 00:16:26.519 all this hoop law that's surrounding OHMD Scobie's new book and it's unfolding, and 211 00:16:26.559 --> 00:16:30.120 the royal experts are warning people that could be change of foot in Meghan Marko's 212 00:16:30.159 --> 00:16:36.279 life. With respect to the talent agency, William Morrison Davor, she signed 213 00:16:36.320 --> 00:16:41.559 with them, particularly with the big Hancho Ari Emmanuel back in April, and 214 00:16:41.720 --> 00:16:45.639 they keep teasing these exciting projects that she's gotten the works, and I've told 215 00:16:45.639 --> 00:16:51.240 my audience it's all bullshit. It's all bullshit. If there were exciting projects 216 00:16:51.279 --> 00:16:53.039 in the works, i'd know about them, I'd hear the titles, I'd 217 00:16:53.039 --> 00:16:56.720 know who was behind them. Nothing's being said. They're just throwing nets out 218 00:16:56.759 --> 00:17:02.519 there to see if they can catch any fish, and they can't. But 219 00:17:03.919 --> 00:17:10.000 it seems as though her coming back to Tinseltown might not happen as she hoped, 220 00:17:10.680 --> 00:17:15.559 because there are people who are experts in the royal family, including somebody 221 00:17:15.640 --> 00:17:22.640 named Angela Levin who says William Morris is horrified about what repercussions Ohmitt Scoby's book 222 00:17:22.680 --> 00:17:27.640 could have for Megan and Harry's brand. What the fuck is their brand now? 223 00:17:27.680 --> 00:17:30.680 It should be a it should be a poop emoji. They have no 224 00:17:30.839 --> 00:17:37.440 brand anymore. William Morris people they are saying they're hard fight and that that 225 00:17:37.480 --> 00:17:42.720 can't just be about the two names that were mentioned in that book. It's 226 00:17:42.759 --> 00:17:45.960 got to be about their client, Megan. You know, Olmen Scoby's book 227 00:17:48.319 --> 00:17:56.200 talks about two members of the royal family had commented on what skin color Harry 228 00:17:56.279 --> 00:18:00.240 Megan's kid might have, and of course those people are being painted as racist, 229 00:18:00.400 --> 00:18:04.640 And it turns out those people allegedly were King Charles and Kate Middleton and 230 00:18:04.680 --> 00:18:08.400 Megan always hinted about this. If you remember the Oprah Winfrey interview in the 231 00:18:08.440 --> 00:18:12.960 backyard where Harry wore pants that were nineteen inches too short, christ you could 232 00:18:12.960 --> 00:18:21.680 see his socks plus his white hins not a good look. So they're thinking 233 00:18:22.039 --> 00:18:26.039 very carefully what they're gonna do next over at William Morris, which I think 234 00:18:26.119 --> 00:18:32.839 is gonna be dumper because I've never heard such a well known agency be clear 235 00:18:32.880 --> 00:18:41.400 about how they feel. So what's happening now is there's more damage, more 236 00:18:41.480 --> 00:18:47.440 damaging effects on Megan Markle's plans to go to Hollywood again. I know Suits 237 00:18:47.480 --> 00:18:52.759 is running again on Netflix, and somehow, some way it's trending on Netflix. 238 00:18:52.799 --> 00:18:56.359 I never believe what's trending on Netflix. Just you know, Seinfeld is 239 00:18:56.359 --> 00:19:00.440 always trending on Netflix. Somebody do me a favorite and stop this. Jeinfeld 240 00:19:00.519 --> 00:19:03.400 is not trending on Netflix. Can we just can we move on from that? 241 00:19:04.079 --> 00:19:08.599 Really, if you really think that's still a show that's trending twenty something 242 00:19:08.680 --> 00:19:12.799 years later, you're crazy. I don't believe the things they say are trending. 243 00:19:12.839 --> 00:19:18.319 I just too many things are lies. Why is suits trending? Megan 244 00:19:18.359 --> 00:19:22.519 Markle's not new in the business, She's been around a while trending now, 245 00:19:22.680 --> 00:19:27.519 Seinfeld, the twenty twenty three Emmy's are trending. The Beckham series, some 246 00:19:27.680 --> 00:19:33.519 stand up some stand up special that has a bunch of people aren't funny. 247 00:19:33.559 --> 00:19:37.039 Of course, there's some trends in there and over the top gay people. 248 00:19:37.200 --> 00:19:42.000 That's what everybody wants to see right now. David Letterman's my next guest. 249 00:19:42.319 --> 00:19:47.079 That's I gotta tell you. I watched like four of those interviews last night. 250 00:19:47.160 --> 00:19:51.839 He had a trans comedian named Robin Trans, an Asian guy who's now 251 00:19:51.839 --> 00:19:59.279 a girl. Another mainly comedians male and female will come out and do their 252 00:19:59.279 --> 00:20:03.680 bits. A black guy comedian who doesn't look both ways before he lets a 253 00:20:03.720 --> 00:20:07.000 punchline go very kind of you know, dangerous to have on a show. 254 00:20:07.200 --> 00:20:11.119 But it's like it's almost like, hey, Dave wants to do his show 255 00:20:11.160 --> 00:20:12.880 again, but not really his show. He just wants to have one guest. 256 00:20:14.400 --> 00:20:17.279 He wants to introduce them, then sit down, listen to their bit, 257 00:20:17.440 --> 00:20:19.799 and then talk to them for six minutes and the show's over. It's 258 00:20:19.880 --> 00:20:23.720 like a weird concept, you know, like you had a great show for 259 00:20:23.759 --> 00:20:26.160 so long and then you want it out. Now you're out, but you 260 00:20:26.200 --> 00:20:30.240 want the show again without the fan fail, without Paul Schaeffer. And if 261 00:20:30.279 --> 00:20:33.359 you're Paul Shaffer, how do you feel, Dave? You don't need me 262 00:20:33.400 --> 00:20:37.160 anymore. You just want to do this show where you have one guest on 263 00:20:37.400 --> 00:20:40.920 for a half hour. It just the whole thing seems like let him in 264 00:20:41.000 --> 00:20:44.880 his lonely it just and everybody comes. I wants to touch his beard. 265 00:20:45.079 --> 00:20:48.039 And the people he has on were literal babies when he was on TV. 266 00:20:48.200 --> 00:20:52.319 They were three and four years old, if not maybe not even born, 267 00:20:52.440 --> 00:20:55.559 And now they get a chance to sit with let Himan. I don't know. 268 00:20:55.599 --> 00:20:57.720 The whole thing is kind of sad to me. I do like some 269 00:20:57.799 --> 00:21:03.599 shows like Comedians Cars getting coffee with Jerry Soinfeld. That's an interesting concept. 270 00:21:03.759 --> 00:21:07.039 Look, I'm Jerry Seinfeld. I've got three hundred cars. I'm gonna pick 271 00:21:07.039 --> 00:21:10.440 out a car that suits this particular comic you're gonna take out. We're gonna 272 00:21:10.440 --> 00:21:12.799 go have coffee and shoot the shit and break balls, and I'll come back 273 00:21:12.839 --> 00:21:18.240 with the car. That's a great concept, and I love that show. 274 00:21:18.200 --> 00:21:22.119 But back to Megan Marko, there are some serious things of foot here, 275 00:21:22.599 --> 00:21:26.759 and I'll tell you, I think she's gotta be very careful because a lot 276 00:21:26.799 --> 00:21:30.839 of people have dropped her. The agency has told her to stop moaning because 277 00:21:30.880 --> 00:21:34.359 people are getting fed up with it. I think I said that many, 278 00:21:34.359 --> 00:21:38.920 many, many many moons ago, and if they now feel they have an 279 00:21:38.920 --> 00:21:44.000 even harder job to do in order to get her famous again in a different 280 00:21:44.079 --> 00:21:48.480 area, It's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be very hard to get 281 00:21:48.519 --> 00:21:53.000 all that glamour she wants because she is someone who needs to be adored all 282 00:21:53.079 --> 00:21:59.079 the time by the public. And I just don't see that happening again. 283 00:22:00.119 --> 00:22:06.319 See it Naturally, people in the Row family are not responding to the allegations 284 00:22:06.319 --> 00:22:11.200 of who the two racist people are. They're experts who say, look, 285 00:22:11.480 --> 00:22:18.799 just stop the deafening silence and speak out in defense of King Charles and Kate 286 00:22:18.880 --> 00:22:26.839 Middleton. But Harry and me again are just ignoring that advice. You know, 287 00:22:26.960 --> 00:22:30.720 I think that's stupid. They're digging themselves an even bigger hole. They 288 00:22:30.759 --> 00:22:33.559 need to be seen as human, they need to be seen as people with 289 00:22:33.680 --> 00:22:38.039 compassion and I said it before, but it bears repeating. Before kids are 290 00:22:38.079 --> 00:22:42.240 born, particularly if they're a kid from a mixed race marriage or relationship, 291 00:22:42.559 --> 00:22:48.960 families speculate on everything blue eyes, brown eyes, blonde, brunette, left 292 00:22:48.960 --> 00:22:52.799 handed, right handed, tall, short, you know, and especially if 293 00:22:52.799 --> 00:22:56.880 they're a mixed race couple, people speculate about skin color. They just do. 294 00:22:57.160 --> 00:23:03.559 Not for a devious racist reason, that's just a families do. The 295 00:23:03.599 --> 00:23:06.759 first question after a kid's born, is it healthy? Ten tolls, ten 296 00:23:06.799 --> 00:23:10.200 fingers good? The next thing is who does it? Look like? It's 297 00:23:10.200 --> 00:23:15.880 no big deal? But I ask you what agency wants to represent a global 298 00:23:15.880 --> 00:23:23.000 scale troublemaker? You know? Just why she keeps alienating the Royal family? 299 00:23:23.079 --> 00:23:26.839 I don't know. I don't know, but it's getting her nowhere, and 300 00:23:26.880 --> 00:23:32.319 it's getting Harry pushed away even further, you know. And I gotta tell 301 00:23:32.359 --> 00:23:41.839 you what agency wants to represent a big old, global scale troublemaker. And 302 00:23:41.079 --> 00:23:47.359 to date, no specifics have been provided about this big bombshell conversation that Megan's 303 00:23:47.359 --> 00:23:53.039 apparently continuing to use as a cudgel against the Royal family. Not one actual 304 00:23:53.119 --> 00:23:57.720 sentence or even a single identifiable word has been documented. So for all we 305 00:23:57.799 --> 00:24:03.880 know, the conversation might have been about what an asset it would be to 306 00:24:03.920 --> 00:24:08.880 have a Royal family baby who was visibly of color. The big wedding celebration 307 00:24:08.960 --> 00:24:14.960 with its gospel choir. That's proof right there that the Royals were more than 308 00:24:15.000 --> 00:24:21.039 pleased to bring someone with African ancestry into the family and to showcase the whole 309 00:24:21.079 --> 00:24:26.279 ethnic aspect of it all. So I think certainly they looked forward to how 310 00:24:26.319 --> 00:24:32.119 this might solidify bonds with people of color throughout the Commonwealth, wouldn't it. 311 00:24:33.960 --> 00:24:37.480 I mean, they broke protocol on so many points in order to fast track 312 00:24:37.599 --> 00:24:41.880 Megan into the family because you know, think about it, it might be 313 00:24:41.960 --> 00:24:49.079 assumed that a divorcee of European ancestry with such low status, let's be honest, 314 00:24:49.640 --> 00:24:55.079 and a checkered past like Megan has, would never have been allowed to 315 00:24:55.160 --> 00:25:00.119 marry into the Royal family. And the irony is and what illustrates her her 316 00:25:00.160 --> 00:25:06.640 ingratitude and hypocrisy, is that she got as far as she did because of 317 00:25:06.720 --> 00:25:11.519 her ethnicity, not in spite of it. So I mean, with the 318 00:25:11.599 --> 00:25:15.160 latest news, I just picture this girl having an epic meltdown like Hillary Clinton 319 00:25:15.160 --> 00:25:19.759 did on Election night twenty sixteen and the Knight's leading up to that. Why 320 00:25:19.799 --> 00:25:22.799 am I not ahead? Why am I trailing? Oh? She lost her 321 00:25:22.839 --> 00:25:27.759 mind. She still is not of right mind. But it puts a smile 322 00:25:27.799 --> 00:25:32.680 on my face every time I think about it. But this is the moment 323 00:25:33.200 --> 00:25:37.119 so many of us have waited for. It's almost a fair fight with this 324 00:25:37.160 --> 00:25:41.200 one two punch. Last week we learned that they're not going to be welcomed 325 00:25:41.279 --> 00:25:45.119 back in the UK by the royal family or an if Harry's old friends. 326 00:25:45.400 --> 00:25:49.559 And this week we've learned that they got no future in America. So where 327 00:25:49.559 --> 00:25:53.920 are they gonna go? I know for a fact she and Harry have stories 328 00:25:53.960 --> 00:25:59.559 planted in newspapers and on websites that say they're looking for a place in Beverly 329 00:25:59.640 --> 00:26:03.160 Hills. That's all crazy bullshit because people in the industry want nothing to do 330 00:26:03.240 --> 00:26:07.200 with them. And there's people who are assigned to William Morris who are big 331 00:26:07.200 --> 00:26:11.640 shots, who are telling Ari Manuel, what are you doing? Get rid 332 00:26:11.640 --> 00:26:15.480 of her? Well, the agency is a laughing stock, get rid of 333 00:26:15.480 --> 00:26:19.599 her. And he's listening because those people make him a lot of money. 334 00:26:21.759 --> 00:26:23.279 So what are they doing saying, Oh, we're thinking about Beverly Hills. 335 00:26:23.319 --> 00:26:30.599 Why there's no reason to live where everyone in the industry lives and listen, 336 00:26:30.680 --> 00:26:33.440 with respect to their Hollywood friends, the word is out. Nobody wants to 337 00:26:33.480 --> 00:26:37.599 be connected to them. The word is out that they have no problems spreading 338 00:26:37.599 --> 00:26:42.519 secrets in order to ingratiate themselves with certain members of the press. And celebrities 339 00:26:42.559 --> 00:26:48.559 don't like that, okay, And if they find out that's what they're doing, 340 00:26:48.319 --> 00:26:52.480 after they've had you in their homes and pools and private planes, you 341 00:26:52.559 --> 00:26:56.519 know why you're a pariah. Your treat are like an illness, and nobody 342 00:26:56.559 --> 00:27:02.119 wants to be near you. When I hooked up George Clooney with this actress, 343 00:27:02.200 --> 00:27:07.839 Christa Allen, I'd been hanging out with her and she was in a 344 00:27:07.359 --> 00:27:12.440 had a small part in the movie with Clooney, and she couldn't stop talking 345 00:27:12.440 --> 00:27:15.279 about him. And we're out one night. It was me and my nephew 346 00:27:15.359 --> 00:27:19.359 Joey, and Christa. I want to see some burlesque show on Melrose Avenue. 347 00:27:19.359 --> 00:27:23.200 It was a great place, Martini Lounge, and she kept talking about 348 00:27:23.200 --> 00:27:26.920 George. And at this point I was friendly with George to the point where 349 00:27:26.920 --> 00:27:27.920 I had his phone number I could call him we used to hang out and 350 00:27:27.960 --> 00:27:33.559 have drinks, and he'd show up at his baseball cap with some gruff on 351 00:27:33.599 --> 00:27:37.440 his face. He wasn't the clooney you see. Now. She was talking 352 00:27:37.440 --> 00:27:38.920 about him so much, and I knew her, and I didn't have anything 353 00:27:40.000 --> 00:27:41.319 at that point, so I called him. I said, hey, hey, 354 00:27:41.480 --> 00:27:45.240 you better get down to Martini Lounge right now. Why it's late, 355 00:27:45.279 --> 00:27:47.759 I said, I don't care. You know, Christa Allen is here and 356 00:27:47.759 --> 00:27:49.319 she can't stop talking about you, bro, I mean, this girl, 357 00:27:51.200 --> 00:27:53.599 just get here. And he comes and he's sitting at our table. Now 358 00:27:53.599 --> 00:27:57.599 it's the four of us. Those two got along famously that night. Next 359 00:27:57.599 --> 00:28:00.519 thing you know, she's with him for two years in Italy, in Lake 360 00:28:00.519 --> 00:28:04.960 Como. But here's the kicker. After two years, it's over and I 361 00:28:06.039 --> 00:28:08.240 run into George and I go, what happened with Christa? I mean, 362 00:28:08.319 --> 00:28:11.680 like, obviously a beautiful woman, you know, like, what is the 363 00:28:11.720 --> 00:28:17.480 deal? And he told me I found out she was planning stories about me. 364 00:28:17.519 --> 00:28:21.079 I said, what hell? He goes, I put out some full 365 00:28:21.160 --> 00:28:26.039 stories that she heard and they ended up in tabloids. And I only told 366 00:28:26.079 --> 00:28:30.079 her that means she spread them and I can't have that and you know, 367 00:28:30.160 --> 00:28:33.400 privacy is a key for people at that level, and he had to give 368 00:28:33.400 --> 00:28:37.279 her the old heave ho. Now maybe there were other things wrong, but 369 00:28:37.319 --> 00:28:41.039 that was a big move on his part. That's what's happened to Megan and 370 00:28:41.079 --> 00:28:45.839 Harry. People don't want to be around them because they realized that, Hey, 371 00:28:45.279 --> 00:28:48.559 there are stories about me or the party I threw that are ending up 372 00:28:48.599 --> 00:28:52.799 in tabloids. I have nothing to do with that. Believe me. They've 373 00:28:52.839 --> 00:28:57.039 been caught with their hands in the brownie jar. So if I'm William Morris, 374 00:28:57.039 --> 00:29:00.319 I'm as well. You dropped them, now, you drop now, 375 00:29:00.480 --> 00:29:03.440 just get rid of her. It's been eight months since they signed her, 376 00:29:03.880 --> 00:29:07.720 and since then they haven't gotten her a single deal of any kind. Nobody 377 00:29:07.839 --> 00:29:11.839 likes her, nobody wants to work with her. She's not only untalented, 378 00:29:11.759 --> 00:29:18.440 she's also an extremely difficult and unpleasant person. So William Morris Endeavor's reputation is 379 00:29:18.480 --> 00:29:22.640 gonna suffer if they continue to be associated with her, And my money says 380 00:29:22.440 --> 00:29:29.880 before Easter, she's gone and they're gonna move on, and I hope all 381 00:29:29.880 --> 00:29:33.160 of us do as well. I'm aj Ben. So So that was your 382 00:29:33.200 --> 00:29:36.359 free show, you free birds. For December eighth or ninth, I'm not 383 00:29:36.359 --> 00:29:40.839 sure which day, twenty twenty three. Listen you like that stuff, go 384 00:29:40.880 --> 00:29:45.119 to patreon dot com slash Fame is a Bitch. You got some fun stories 385 00:29:45.160 --> 00:29:48.680 today. I've got some really scary things that happen on the sets of The 386 00:29:48.720 --> 00:29:53.680 Exorcist, Rosemary's Baby, and the Exorcism of Emily Rose that many of you 387 00:29:53.720 --> 00:29:59.200 haven't heard. Some of that stuff came to me from Robert Evans, who 388 00:29:59.319 --> 00:30:03.559 was the out of Powermount when Rosemary's Baby was made, So I got it 389 00:30:03.599 --> 00:30:07.559 straight from the horse's mouth about some of the stuff that happened on that set. 390 00:30:07.920 --> 00:30:11.079 Interesting stuff, breaking stories. Of course, we're keeping an eye on 391 00:30:11.079 --> 00:30:14.119 on Jamie Fox. He did admit to not being able to walk, which 392 00:30:14.200 --> 00:30:18.079 vindicated me. Now soon enough, I hope he indicates that he wasn't able 393 00:30:18.119 --> 00:30:22.160 to see, and when that comes, I'll be completely one hundred percent vindicated 394 00:30:22.440 --> 00:30:29.759 for breaking an international story seven months before the actual actor came forward to reveal 395 00:30:29.839 --> 00:30:33.160 the truth. That's what you get when you're a patriot. So again, 396 00:30:33.359 --> 00:30:37.240 go to Patreon dot com slash Famous a Bitch. Other than that over the 397 00:30:37.240 --> 00:30:48.279 weekend and I'll talk to you next week. Thank you for listening. Fame 398 00:30:48.319 --> 00:30:52.079 as a Bitch is an aj Benza Workhouse Connect production featuring the endless wisdom, 399 00:30:52.200 --> 00:31:02.880 insightful commentary, and sometimes fucked up perspective of aj Benza executive producer Mike Agavino