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Yes, 18 00:01:53,480 --> 00:02:00,280 George, I had to give me a horsetail. All steal in the 19 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:05,760 poodle cut holding Mica the way they untreated you too. You should report the 20 00:02:05,799 --> 00:02:12,240 beauty parlor to the SPCA. If we was a couple of young gals, 21 00:02:12,479 --> 00:02:15,039 you'd pay more attention to us. Yes, George, I know you, 22 00:02:15,039 --> 00:02:19,400 you're just like all men. Fine spault with your wife, but you look 23 00:02:19,439 --> 00:02:22,439 at young gals on the street all the time. Honey, I ain't looked 24 00:02:22,439 --> 00:02:30,800 at no young girls since I married you. You ain't. No, it's 25 00:02:30,919 --> 00:02:37,879 enough to break a man's heart. Well what you mean, well, as 26 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:40,960 like going down to the meat market and drooling over steak and chops when you 27 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:49,319 know all you got home is ham hocks and sower belly. You should talk 28 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:53,400 about looks. What about that kiss of yours, that wrinkled face, that 29 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:58,840 watery eyes, and them sagging giles. You look like a bucket of wetwash 30 00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:05,080 had just come out of the mountain. George, to think what I got 31 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,919 stuck with? After I had all them handsome men begging me to marry him. 32 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:12,919 Oh yeah, I just named one name, one handsome man that begged 33 00:03:12,919 --> 00:03:15,520 you to marry him. Well, for one, that was Harry Thompson. 34 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:22,680 Harry Thompson, now Dare was a real unpretty boy that he was so bull 35 00:03:22,759 --> 00:03:24,439 legged. And when he walked down the street, says, shint touched the 36 00:03:24,439 --> 00:03:29,879 ground. They did not join. And how come he was the only boy 37 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:35,639 in town that had his kneecaps half souls? You're safi man? Was Peter 38 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:42,280 Jackson, the society boy. Oh he was crazy about sapphire. Yeah. 39 00:03:42,319 --> 00:03:45,240 I had lots of boyfriends, didn't I? MoMA, I'll say you did, 40 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:52,719 daughter, And such handsome fellas too. Oh, the gay Times and 41 00:03:52,840 --> 00:04:00,840 the cannons at our house. Yes, Mama, horror, I'm on Saturday 42 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:12,599 night. Well, I ain't gonna sit here and listen to you too, 43 00:04:12,639 --> 00:04:16,519 ol fire and rake over the old coal going down to the large hall. 44 00:04:18,879 --> 00:04:25,920 M I wonder what did go on before I met Souphire? Uh? Just 45 00:04:26,079 --> 00:04:29,959 talk? She had all them chances? Why does she ever marry me. 46 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:44,399 I was really a hunk or nothing. Yeah, then Hire, and Mama 47 00:04:44,439 --> 00:04:48,000 was talking about her old boyfriends, telling me how popular Sapphire was when she 48 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:51,600 was young. Ye, well you must have seen something in her, kingfish. 49 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:56,160 You went with her all through high school. Well it wasn't exactly as 50 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:59,720 romantic as you make a sound. And you see, when I was young, 51 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:03,160 I had crooked teeth and weak guys, and my parents only had enough 52 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:06,680 money to take care of one. So they had my teeth straighten out, 53 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:11,399 and they let my eyes go tell the end. If it had been the 54 00:05:11,399 --> 00:05:14,439 other way around today, I would have been snaggled tooth, but happy I 55 00:05:14,519 --> 00:05:20,639 did. She was lucky to get you, all right, I'll tell you, 56 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:25,319 kingfish, there's a lot. Hey. Look at that fella coming across 57 00:05:25,319 --> 00:05:30,319 the streets here towards the lodge. All he sure was a big felin Yeah, 58 00:05:30,439 --> 00:05:33,279 man, look at them shoulders, they must be four feet wide. 59 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:38,160 He looked like he got missed the hart chapter and marks right in the suit 60 00:05:38,199 --> 00:05:44,399 with him. You know, you know it hit the shoulders that bothers me. 61 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:47,240 Look at the size of them feets. Last time I see the pair 62 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:53,000 of feets that big was on the desk down at the police station. Yeah, 63 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:57,560 they sure got us, Sam Quentin spread to him. They Yeah, 64 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:00,959 there's a man that I definitely ate it whom to Oh me, he's coming 65 00:06:00,959 --> 00:06:06,959 in here, King Fish, we ain't here, now, come in excuse 66 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,000 me. I wonder if you could. Uh. He left for Australia six 67 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:13,160 months ago. Man, I went with him. I went with him. 68 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:18,839 I beg your pardon nothing. Uh you uh looking for someone here, age 69 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:24,199 mus Yes, my name is Theodore Thomas. I'm looking for George Stevens. 70 00:06:25,319 --> 00:06:30,839 George Stephens. Uh, that's the one that went to Australia. Are you 71 00:06:30,879 --> 00:06:35,839 sure? Yeah? Yeah, Well I heard he bought a big farm down 72 00:06:35,879 --> 00:06:42,720 there and was raising ANZACs. That's right, he's unplanted, three thousand acres 73 00:06:42,759 --> 00:06:46,319 of him. Well, if he's not here, I won't trouble you. 74 00:06:46,199 --> 00:06:47,800 You see, I just wanted to look him up. I used to be 75 00:06:47,839 --> 00:06:53,639 a friend of his wife's before she married him. You was a friend of 76 00:06:53,680 --> 00:07:12,399 his wife. Uh? How friendly was you? Well? That friendly Hull? 77 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:15,959 Certainly, Me and Sapphire were pretty close. You was. Well. 78 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:19,079 I wouldn't tell Stevens this, of course, but when I used to take 79 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:23,319 her out, we had a lot of laughs over the pet names she had 80 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:35,000 for old Stevens. What did she call Old Stephens wet blanket George? You 81 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:39,360 see, when they had a date, he'd take her home early, shake 82 00:07:39,399 --> 00:07:42,560 hands good night with her at the front door. Then she'd walk through the 83 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:47,279 house and I'd meet her at the back door. When you met her there, 84 00:07:47,439 --> 00:07:57,160 did you shake hands with her too? Oh? Come now, buster, 85 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:05,000 Yeah, I'm anxious to see Sapphire again. She sure was a hotpituity. 86 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:13,439 Confidentially, I used to call her sizzling lips. Sizzling lips. Oh 87 00:08:13,519 --> 00:08:18,639 yeah, I could go on like this about Sapphire for hours. But why 88 00:08:18,839 --> 00:08:22,519 bore you? Yeah? Why do that? Yeah, kingfish, Now I 89 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:30,399 know what Sapphire was doing while you was having your teeth straighten. Well, 90 00:08:30,519 --> 00:08:33,639 I'm sorry Stevens isn't here. And if you're not sure that he's left the 91 00:08:33,639 --> 00:08:35,840 country, I suppose there are numbers in the phone book. I am bound 92 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:39,039 to locate Sapphire sooner or later. Yeah, you gonna stay in town? 93 00:08:39,159 --> 00:08:41,440 Or how long? Oh? Yeah, several weeks. I am over at 94 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:45,960 the Lennox Arms. Thank you for all your help. Yeah, well, 95 00:08:46,279 --> 00:08:48,679 so long, mister Thomas. Well, I hope I get a hold of 96 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:54,960 Sapphire. Thanks again, nice fellaw. Huh, king fish, What do 97 00:08:54,039 --> 00:08:58,200 you mean, nice fella? That fellaw was going with Sapphire all the time 98 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:03,639 we was engaged. Selfhire is always saying to me that she had a romantic 99 00:09:03,679 --> 00:09:16,279 engagement. She did too bad, you didn't get in on it. Tell 100 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:20,159 me this what you gonna do about it? I go go home and have 101 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:24,159 it out with that woman. Oh and the hu modification of it all. 102 00:09:24,759 --> 00:09:28,080 And you know, when I was coating Selfhire, I used to go over 103 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:33,200 there and oil deport swing so mama wouldn't get wise and kids. I wanted 104 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:37,960 to try a little smooching out there. You did, huh yeah. And 105 00:09:37,039 --> 00:09:41,360 now after all these years, I find I was taking the squeak out of 106 00:09:41,399 --> 00:09:54,559 someone else's romance. Oh I did, good evening. 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Well, the puppy is now growing up to be 124 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:35,840 a big saint Bernard, and I don't want him wolf wolfing around my wife. 125 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:41,519 He told me how he used to kiss you. Oh, don't be 126 00:11:41,639 --> 00:11:46,159 silly, George. The only time I ever kissed their door, Thomas, 127 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:48,759 was when we was playing post Office. Yeah, well, the way he 128 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:54,639 tells it. You must have been the postmaster general. George, he's just 129 00:11:54,679 --> 00:11:56,960 an old friend. Say he wants to see us while he's in town. 130 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:01,600 Well, I was putting my foot down. You ain't seeing that man or 131 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:07,399 my name in went blanket. Stevens, My George, it won't hurt us 132 00:12:07,399 --> 00:12:09,799 to entertain him while he's in town. Nothing doing. You entertained him enough 133 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:16,559 twenty four years ago. Why George Stevens, you're jealous. You are jealous 134 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:20,159 that back towards Romeo. Come around here. But you'm right in the nose 135 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:24,879 too. Oh George, we was never that serious. Not come on and 136 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,639 calm down, um down, nothing. I ain't having him come around here, 137 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:33,960 violating the stinctitay of my homes. Oh George, he's so nice and 138 00:12:35,039 --> 00:12:37,720 he's been so successful in business. I don't care. I'll tell him limb 139 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:43,080 from limb, and he's always been so generous with his money. I'll take 140 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:46,679 him and I Well, don't just stand there, woman, get him on 141 00:12:46,679 --> 00:12:52,519 the phone and get him up heavython. Oh George, I thought you never 142 00:12:52,559 --> 00:12:56,279 wanted to see him again. I thought you were so jealous. Well, 143 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,399 I didn't like the idea if you smooch him with the boy. But I 144 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:01,519 got him mind, are you honey? You do? Yeah? A Lisia 145 00:13:01,559 --> 00:13:15,799 had the good taste of smooch with a man with money. Yeah. Well 146 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,960 then come on in boy, you know Thomas a Yeah, yet you was 147 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,399 the first dinner guest to arrive. Yeah, well, Thomas King Fish. 148 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:26,559 Yeah, what is the reason for this fancy dinner and everything? Well, 149 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:30,399 then the I told you this, Thomas Feller is loaded with money and he 150 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:33,080 has noted for his generosity. Oh he is huh oh, yeah, I 151 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:37,840 tell you, and I uh judge me and Mama's all dressed. How do 152 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:41,120 we look? Yeah? How do you like hot evening gowns? Yeah? 153 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:48,440 Turned around? Let us look you uh say, Kingfish? What is it 154 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:52,159 then with your mamma in that back lassenman gown? I just noticed something. 155 00:13:52,480 --> 00:14:07,120 What that old gale is ugly clear down to the third vertebrate than sapa. 156 00:14:07,879 --> 00:14:11,440 I don't wonder if Theodore Thomas will think you has changed much. He thought 157 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:16,000 she was so pretty in the old day. Well, now that the subject 158 00:14:16,039 --> 00:14:20,000 has been brung up so far, I done took the big bulbs out and 159 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:24,600 put twenty white bulbs in all the lamps. But you still could exercise a 160 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:30,679 little caution and stick to the shadows. Not old Sapa. That must be 161 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:33,240 your old boyfriend field Door. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see here 162 00:14:33,279 --> 00:14:37,480 George. He's got a lot of money and he might give you a job 163 00:14:37,559 --> 00:14:39,399 or do something nice for you. But for Heaven's sake, you and Andy 164 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:41,360 be tactful. Yeah, well, lord, don't worry about us. Now, 165 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,080 wait a minute, I'll go and let him in. You all waits 166 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:48,960 here? Good evening. I'm Theodore Thomas. How do you do, sir? 167 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,320 It's a pleasure to meet a man of your generosity and credit rating. 168 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:01,600 Why why you're the man I talked to over at the lodge hall. You 169 00:15:01,679 --> 00:15:03,759 must be Spire's husband. Yeah, that's me, all right? What blanket 170 00:15:03,759 --> 00:15:11,159 Stevens are? Well? I mean the things I said this afternoon. I 171 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:13,519 hope I didn't think. Oh no, soul, no, no, I 172 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:18,679 brought minded. I sure come on here and meet everybody. Uh here we 173 00:15:18,759 --> 00:15:24,840 are, folks. Uh, this is Theodore Thomas. Why door, It's 174 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:31,240 so good to see you after all these years. Oh Sphire, it's good 175 00:15:31,279 --> 00:15:35,840 to see you. You haven't changed a bit. You look just as young 176 00:15:35,919 --> 00:15:39,559 and vivacious as you did twenty four years ago. Oh, thank you theo 177 00:15:39,679 --> 00:15:52,320 door and you remember my mama? Why Missus, I'd know you anywhere. 178 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:04,960 Yes, it's still the same sweet, charming, gracious person. Oh mister 179 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,720 oh in micro King's face. I don't know what this boy's been hitting, 180 00:16:12,759 --> 00:16:18,919 but whatever it is, but it's illegal to drink it. Miss Thomas, 181 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:22,159 you has met my friend you have before? Missus Brown? Oh yeah, 182 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:26,159 how are you hours? Hours? It's a pleasure to shake your helping hand 183 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:30,120 again. Well, now we was all happy here. Suppose we tire on 184 00:16:30,159 --> 00:16:33,840 the feedback. Andy, you sit down there, Mama, you sit there, 185 00:16:34,279 --> 00:16:37,559 Sapphire, you sit at the head of the table. And where shall 186 00:16:37,639 --> 00:16:41,840 I say? Uh? Right here? Missus Thomas, this place righty? 187 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:45,440 With dependent the ink in case you want to write out a few checks between 188 00:16:45,519 --> 00:16:59,759 courses. Another piece of cakes be a dark well, I don't know right 189 00:16:59,799 --> 00:17:03,159 ahead. The stuff is expensive, but load up on it. You don't 190 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:08,880 grudge nothing around here. This has been a delightful dinner. Such a charming 191 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,400 family group. You know what makes me regret, Sapi, that you married 192 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:17,480 George instead of me. I think I would have been very happy as a 193 00:17:17,519 --> 00:17:22,680 member of the Smith family. I wish I still had the opportunity. Well, 194 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:26,279 I'm glad you enjoying yourself. Yeah. Thanks, I wish there was 195 00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:30,079 something I could do for all you people. Oh, I'm sure you will 196 00:17:30,079 --> 00:17:33,440 think of some way to express your gratitude even though the banks is closed. 197 00:17:37,759 --> 00:17:41,240 You know, I was just thinking here, George. You say you and 198 00:17:41,319 --> 00:17:45,240 your friend mister Brown are well simmer retired at the moment. Oh, yes, 199 00:17:45,319 --> 00:17:51,640 so yes, sir, they don't cut off our unepployment checks. Well, 200 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,880 I think I could use you two men in my company now that I 201 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:59,240 am making my headquarters here in New York. Oh you could do, yes, 202 00:17:59,359 --> 00:18:03,160 I could start you at one hundred dollars a week a piece. Of 203 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:07,960 course, you'd be traveling salesman on the road between here in the South. 204 00:18:08,079 --> 00:18:11,880 Well, I don't know about traveling leaving Sapphire alone here in New York. 205 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:15,279 Of course, I'll be here to look after her. Oh you would, 206 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:21,759 well, I oh, George, a hundred dollars a week. Oh, 207 00:18:21,799 --> 00:18:25,880 ain't that wonderful? George? What do you think? And well, Kingfish, 208 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,960 there's only one thing to do. Put the big bulbs back in the 209 00:18:29,039 --> 00:18:44,720 lamp and get out of town. Now, listen to a lady and a 210 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:48,839 rex al family druggist. I've got such a code of my nose, I 211 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:52,000 don't know what to do. Way, ma'am. 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Well, Anny, 221 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:51,799 just being a traveling salesman away from home in bed is at a sirking 222 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:55,880 face. And this Charlotte, North Carolina here, this is really a nice 223 00:19:55,920 --> 00:20:00,680 town. A funny thing. Uh. We've been on the road of tenders 224 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:04,039 and I ain't hit nothing from sapphire usually one eyes away. I guess two 225 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:07,799 or three nasts to let us from the old girl. You know, I 226 00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:11,519 was just thinking Kingfish. You know, Sapphire up there in New York and 227 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:18,839 that Theodore Thomas there. You don't think there's any uh handshaking going on on 228 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:22,960 the back porch, do you know? And all that stuff was before we 229 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:26,319 was married. Yeah, I guess you're right. Once you got there, 230 00:20:26,319 --> 00:20:29,559 boy, well, drop by the news stand in the labrary the hotel here 231 00:20:29,599 --> 00:20:33,880 and picked up a couple of Lennox Avenue newspaper. I'm gonna keep up with 232 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:36,880 what's going on back in the neighborhood. Yeah, that's a good idea. 233 00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:41,440 Ah, we'd like to read the society news you see here. The the 234 00:20:41,559 --> 00:20:45,359 peisters had another big party for the four hundred. Just think any mister de 235 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:51,680 Peyster was nothing until he got that garbage collecting contract from the city. Yeah 236 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:56,720 that's right, swell. Put that man right where he is today. Yeah, 237 00:20:56,079 --> 00:20:59,880 fun, fun, Say wait a minute, yeah, what is this 238 00:21:00,039 --> 00:21:03,400 doesn't matter? Look at this picture here, Andy, they are sapphire and 239 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:07,599 a mama. Yeah, and it looks like there is in a nightclub with 240 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:11,200 that Theodore Thomas too. Yeah. Look at the caption there, says Lennox 241 00:21:11,279 --> 00:21:18,559 Avenues Later's roommance. Pictured above is Sapphire Stevens with Theodore Thomas, wealthy manufacturer, 242 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:25,000 accompanied by her mother Finns expecting the loopment any moments. Holy macro kingfish. 243 00:21:25,039 --> 00:21:26,519 That's why he done got you out of town. Yeah, any you 244 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:30,640 was right. Yeah, he say he wished that he could get in the 245 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:33,960 family, and getting me out of town was the opportunity he been talking about. 246 00:21:33,039 --> 00:21:37,720 Holy smoking fish. This is terrible and us way down here in North 247 00:21:37,759 --> 00:21:41,160 Carolina. What you're gonna do? Well, I tell you, I gotta 248 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:45,119 do something, Manday, Look at that two times Sapphire there. I know 249 00:21:45,359 --> 00:21:48,480 she must be enjoying herself. Of course she's greening back to her third molar 250 00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:55,319 there, the one with the namo fell off of the Kingfish. You has 251 00:21:55,319 --> 00:21:57,640 got to act fast. The papers say that the elopement may happen any minute, 252 00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:00,680 and it has only one thing to do. I'll have the girl at 253 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:03,960 the switchboard put in the call to Algonquin J. Calhoun in New York, 254 00:22:04,279 --> 00:22:07,200 and maybe I can get him to put us strain in order on my wife. 255 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:10,799 Yeah, that's the stuff called Calhoun. That's the thing to do, 256 00:22:10,839 --> 00:22:12,880 all right, I'll say, look at the food on her plate. There 257 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:18,440 that Theodore really means business. He done open his campaign with a t bone 258 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:30,599 looking at it. Oh me and I done had the hotel operator to put 259 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,279 the call through the Calhoun hour ago, he said, the lines out of 260 00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:37,640 Charlotte was all busy, and she'd called me back when they was clear. 261 00:22:37,279 --> 00:22:44,359 I tell you in Hello, mister Stevens, this is the hotel operator. 262 00:22:44,599 --> 00:22:48,319 We're ready on your New York call. Well put her through. Hello, 263 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:53,240 Hello, hell gakuin Jay Calhoun speaking. Oh, mister Calhoun, this is 264 00:22:53,279 --> 00:22:57,799 Seant Collings. I think you got the wrong number. I don't know, 265 00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:03,720 no damn names Sharlotte. Who is this? This is Charlotte, North Carolina? 266 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:10,599 What was that? Carolina? Carolina? Oh? Hi you Carolina? 267 00:23:10,839 --> 00:23:15,160 What happened to Charlotte? Hello? Hello? Who's this? Oh? This 268 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:19,440 is the King Fish I down here in the South. Oh what the two 269 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:27,079 girls doing with you? Calhoun? I ain't with no two gals. I 270 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:32,400 was here with Andy. Oh just Ander. Hello is this mister Calhoun? 271 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:37,000 Oh? Hi? And hey, what happened to your voice? Hello? 272 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:42,400 Hello, Hello Calhoun? That Wasnanda. That was the hotel operator. Man, 273 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:52,279 you really got a room full of women down call look her eyes in 274 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:56,319 terrible trouble, and I don't know what to do. That's either just don't 275 00:23:56,359 --> 00:24:03,759 let Carolina find out about Charlotte nor cal who look here, I just found 276 00:24:03,759 --> 00:24:07,160 out that my wife is planning on the looping up there in New York with 277 00:24:07,319 --> 00:24:11,200 the old boyfriend by the name of Theodore Thomas. Oh well, what do 278 00:24:11,279 --> 00:24:12,799 you want me to do? Got the King fee Well, now, look 279 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,319 me and here is leaving for New York tonight, but we have fared their 280 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,960 laboratory loop before we get there. I want you to bust this thing up. 281 00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:23,759 But now I'm gonna do that. I don't know what. You gotta 282 00:24:23,799 --> 00:24:27,599 act fast, have him throw it in jail for wife stealing this uping any 283 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:32,680 kind of trumped up charge. I'll do the best. King Fine, I 284 00:24:32,759 --> 00:24:37,799 was leaving Charlotte tonight. Yeah, that's a smart thing to do. Wife 285 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:51,440 trouble. You better leave Carol Lina down that too, Yeah, Amus, 286 00:24:51,519 --> 00:24:53,799 Me and the Kingfish got into town this morning. He's up in his apartment 287 00:24:53,839 --> 00:24:57,519 now. Yeah. Well, and I just can't believe all there is nonsense, 288 00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:02,480 But the King Fish thinking south is going a loop with the old boyfriend 289 00:25:02,519 --> 00:25:06,279 Theodore Thomas. Oh it's legitimate, all right. He say he wanted to 290 00:25:06,279 --> 00:25:07,920 get in the family, and then he sent me in the Kingfish out of 291 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:11,599 town so he could have a clear field. Well, I still can't believe 292 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:15,160 that of us, Sapphire. What's this you told me? Calhoun did the 293 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:18,920 bus this thing up? Oh yeah, he done, swore out a warrant 294 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:22,240 and had mister Thomas rode in jail for wife stealing. Yeah, it serves 295 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:23,839 that two times of rite too. Well, I don't know. That seemed 296 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:27,319 like a terrible thing to do to the man. Well, the Kingfish had 297 00:25:27,319 --> 00:25:32,119 to act fast. If Sapphire had married that other fellow, made the Kingfish 298 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:45,119 a bigger mystic. George Stevens, this is a terrible thing you've done, 299 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:48,599 having mister Thomas throwt in jail. Well, you wasn't fooling me. I 300 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:51,599 knowed what was going on. Jehne. She got out an hour ago, 301 00:25:51,759 --> 00:25:55,079 and he's so mad. He said he'll never speak to none of us again. 302 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,880 And he was so rich and could have done so much for us. 303 00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:02,599 Well, I don't care. 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