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Happy Christmas, Eica, Merry Christmas, Paul. That's right. The War

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on Christmas is not happening here.
No, no, we are fully entrenched.

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We're on team Christmas over here.
I'm five egg nogs deep and I

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am a loyal Christmas soldier. Absolutely, you're on the front line. Yeah,

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I'm two viewings of a Christmas story
and five egg nogs deep and fourteen

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pieces of pie. I will never
forget when that woman in that store told

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you Happy Holidays and you scalded her
with your hot coching. Oh, I

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did throw it right in her face, you phantom with the operator. I

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was like, it's Christmas, you
bitch. You know there's nothing I love

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more than the scent of a pine
in a living room. And don't give

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me any of those car freshener pine
cents. I want the real thing.

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I need, real pine. I
need murdered trees dragged into my house,

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and the more dead trees in my
house, gasping their last puffs of odor

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into the air, the better.
I'll never forget that time someone tried to

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sell you a fake Christmas tree and
you rammed it through them like a battering

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ram. That's right. I skewered
them with it, bob them with the

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pine tree. I actually grew the
strength of the Hulk in that moment and

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killed them and killed them with that
fake bal some wood that they tried to

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they tried to peddle you. And
that is why I am a loyal Christmas

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soldier. Hey, I'm Paul America
and this is that aged well Noell edition.

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That's right. We're your little your
little elves on your shelves. Seriously,

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turn around. We're sitting right behind
you right now, looking at you,

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little miniatures of us in ceramic.
You don't see the face Paul is

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making. It is terrifying. It's
like my Carol Channing face but worse.

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Yeah, that's it. That's watching
you while you sleep. Merry Christmas,

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everyone, Merry Christmas. You may
not have been expecting this episode, because

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we did tell you that we were
going to be gone for two weeks,

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but we do have a little Christmas
present for you, the listener. That's

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right, we're here to stuff all
your stockings stuff on. So good.

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Did you do you have a favorite
Christmas present that you know you're going to

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get in the future, because obviously
we're recording this before December twenty is a

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full month before Christmas. Yeah,
so what's in the air for you?

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What do you see coming? I
have to say, I think my favorite

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gift is going to be from my
cousin Costanza. You're closed. I have

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wonderful gifts every year, and this
year she is going to give me the

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the albatross that hit Fabio in the
face, that one on the on the

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roller coaster. Oh, we found
the albatross that that did that and she

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had it all on Norman Bates and
she's believing to me for Christmas. So

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that is there's so many levels to
that gift. I love that there's pop

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culture, there's taxidermy. Yeah,
and to source the albatross, yeah,

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very difficult to find the albatross the
one. Yeah. Yeah, I'm really

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looking forward to. I think that
my neighbor is going my neighbor adores me,

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like we're very very close, and
my neighbor Eduardo is going to give

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me. I think I think it's
a unicorn. I've seen it wrap and

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it's hard to keep wrapped because it
keeps moving obviously, and it's it's a

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very telling shape, right yeah.
But but to even for it for him

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to get the unicorn, and then
to wrap the unicorn and then to be

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holding it, yeah, and waiting
is really it's gonna put my husband to

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shame. I'll tell you that.
That's a big gift. It's a big

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gift. You know how you can
also tell it to unicorn in there it

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keeps farting rainbows, and the rainbow
seep through the wrapping unicorns fart rainbows that

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smell like exactly exactly. That's how
you know. That's the giveaway to look

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for. And also magic and magic. You're right, yeah, absolutely right.

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You know who else is rich is
my uncle Rodolfo. He also gives

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amazing gifts, so you know,
okay, it's he loves to wrap them

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up in like fun things, so
you think you're going to get something and

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then it's surprise at something else.
So he's going to give me. You

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know, those Danish cookies, those
sugar Danish keys so delicious that we all

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get. I'm not even joking.
I fucking love those, like a tin

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of those at Christmas. For some
reason, like everyone in the United States.

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I don't know if listeners in Denmark
are aware. Every one of the

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United States, for some reason gets
a dish like a tin of Danish butter

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cookies, and they're so good.
I'm sure they're garbage to you, but

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they're so good to be well delicious. What he does is he takes the

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cookies out and he holds it up
with the contents of the Queen Resture piece

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of England's purse, you know that
she used to carry out all He would

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get that purse from me. Every
year, he'd steal it right out from

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Buckingham Palace. He'd empty the contents
out. Every year I'd have to guess

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what it was, what was in
there before I opened it up, And

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inevitably every year it's a fucking corky, just a whole corgy. It's a

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corgie, a couple of words originals
and a quasi use tissue. It used

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tissue and a copy of the Magna
Carta. Who would have guessed, guest.

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You know, I'm really looking forward
to I have this. I have

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my aunt, my Aunt Gloria.
I call her Glow, my aunt Glow

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Okay, not related to Aunt Flow, Aunt Glow and Glow. Okay.

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Yeah, I think she's getting me
this because I saw it on I saw

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I saw her Internet history and I
saw her searching for it, so I

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think she's she's she's sourced Emperor Hadrian's
mummified penis. Wow. Yeah, and

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so penis launched a thousand ships.
Let me tell you that's right back.

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And yeah, and the penis that
enjoyed a thousand dicks, probably because Emperor

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Hadrian famously homosexual, homosexual, homosexual, one of the world's greatest host sexuals.

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Absolutely, So that's that's what we're
getting. We hope the listeners got

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as good as got as good as
guests as we did. Yeah, we

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hope so too. I really hope
your family loves you as much as our

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families love us. Yes, but
we do have a little gift for our

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listeners here today Erica. A little
tradition that we do here right around the

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holidays. We read all of the
international reviews that we've gotten over the year.

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Because it is prohibitively expensive for us
to send these people tote bags,

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so we don't read them over the
normal course of the year. But we're

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gonna read them all today. We're
gonna bat them aun, we're gonna have

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some fun. We're gonna say thank
you. If any of these people have

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a US address, that I can
send their bag to. Please feel free

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to reach out, let me know, and I will happily send that bag

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to you. So do you want
to read our first review? Erica?

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Sure thing? This first review comes
from the great northern state of Canada.

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There's a couple of states I would
like to exchange for Canada, just to

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well, there's a lot of states
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states I would exchange for Canada.
I've never been to Montreal, and I'm

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not a huge traveler, but that
is one place I would like to go.

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Somebody here. It's great. Love
Montreal. Here's the best part about

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Montreal, and it's so cool.
Full Nuod strip clubs, Full Nuon strip

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Clubs is, yes, number one, the number one best thing about Montreal.

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But number two is you will approach
someone and they will start to speak

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to you in French, and being
a dumb American, I will say,

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oh, I'm so sorry, I
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oh, I'm so sorry and then
continue to speak to you in English

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and I'm like, no, no, no, you don't have to apologize

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to me. But they will do
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they are Canadian and delightful. It
is the land of polite French people,

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the land polite French people. It's
the food is fantastic. I love Montreal.

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Hi, high praise. If any
of you are from Montreal, congratulations

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you live in one of the best
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I've only been there in the summer. I should mention that part. I've

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never I've never been there in the
winter, never braved as I think my

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opinion might change slightly. So this
first this first review is from high Fiving

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is Hard. Do you remember that
when we tried to high five? Yes?

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I did, and we failed extensively. And it wasn't even like a

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remote recording. We were in the
same room. We were two feet away

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from each other. More of these
two please that Age Well is my go

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to podcast when I'm in the mood
for nostalgia, whichy repartee and laughs that

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make me snort. Tune in for
Erica's flawless Catherine Heppron impression flawless, Stay

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for Paul's miss Piggy Noises of frustration. When a movie really didn't age well,

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it's like rewatching your old school favorites. By the way, they spelled

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favorites with a you. Thank you, Canada. That is the correct way,

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all right, with your best friends
offering hilarious critique and commentary. My

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only request is more two parters or
a Patreon that I can sign up for.

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Hey, you got one, you
got you got at least one of

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your Yeah, I can't get enough
of these wonderful too. PSA for this

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review, do yourself a favor with
a you and listen to that age dwell.

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High fiving is hard. Thank you
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physical our lack of basic hand eye
coordination. Thank you for understanding that that

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really was a hard moment for both
of them. Ah, it was as

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hard as when one of us tried
to remember what the Pythagorean theorem was.

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And yeah, I bet every single
person who listened to that Wizard of Oz

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episode could smell the smoke of our
brains trying to crank out the Pythagorean theorem

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at least and just failing at least
two nerds through their computers against the wall.

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Yeah, we lost listeners that day, my friends, we lost listeners.

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So we have another We have another
review from Canada. This is Amy's

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movie Report ten out of ten movies
We can't help but love. My sisters

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got me hooked on this podcast,
and I love my time spent with Erica

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and Paul. The Cutting Edge episode
was my first, so a likely always

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hold a special place in my heart. Oh, Cutting Edge is a very

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special place in mind. Yeah.
We had a special guest for that one

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and it was hilarious and awesome.
Absolutely, they love and honor with a

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you the movies of my youth,
while bringing to the forefront the issues we

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now see within them. This has
written very well. This is grammatically accurate.

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Ten out of ten. Pamchenko's ten
out of ten lifts We've never successfully

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done before, ten out of ten. Six fingered men, please tackle the

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classic nineteen ninety two film Newsies so
we can rank something ten out of ten.

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Christian Bale Cowboy dance breaks. We
really have to do New Newsy's a

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big one. Yeah, do you
know? Do you know I've never seen

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Newsies? Never seen it. I
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when it was on stage. Here
me never see the musical and Paul,

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get hold under your butt? Are
you ready? I've also never seen Newsiesoo,

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oh my god, I see the
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about four thousand times though. Okay, so you've kind of seen news but

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I've never seen Newsies. Yeah it's
Newsy's but Nazi Germany. We definitely should

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have done newsies during the sag after
I and WGA strikes. I mean,

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it's it's a it's a movie about
about newsboys striking. If I'm not,

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I believe that's what happens. Literally, no idea. Pretty sure I could.

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This is hilarious, gonna be hilarious. I'm completely wrong, but I'm

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pretty sure it's about newsboys striking against
evil capitalists. Okay, cool. Shouldn't

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they just be in school anyway?
Well, look, let's not get crazy.

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We don't need the lower classes being
educated. We just need them working

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for a quasi fair wage. Okay, let's let's go easy. Our next

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Canadian review comes from m J K
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believe someone just put their accidentally put
their Wi Fi password in. In honor

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of our many Canadian listeners are brothers
and sisters to the North, I'm going

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to do this review in the voice
of one of the greatest Canadians of all

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time. Miscellanis Morissette. Oh,
she's in the Canadian pantheon. He is

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in the Canadian pantheon. Yes she
is. Okay, here we go five

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stars. I'm only writing a review
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is sayving with that, and this
show deserves the five reviews. Love the

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show and the host. It's very
funny and I highly recommend that was Okay,

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you know what, I went into
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I'm sorry, I'm coming back.
I'm coming back around to bring it

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back. Come on back, bringing
it back. Movie suggestions if you're taking

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them, Richie, read The Mighty
Dogs beautiful. I didn't know you had

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such a flawless Alanis yet. Well, I can pull out an Alanis in

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a in a pinch if I need. Do we know if it's a Lanis

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or Alanis? I believe it's a
Lanis, But that's just because I want

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it to be sure like Jenny Americans, if I wanted to. If I

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want it to be, then I
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about this review by m J k
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only writing a review because I don't
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one, and this show deserves the
five stars. Excellent. This is excellent.

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I do not want to write this, however, haha, I am

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this show is so good, very
busy. Yeah, not only am I?

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The actual alanis Morisseet. Yes right, this is a lotas more set.

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Those are her actual moonlight as an
air traffic controller, and I do

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not have time for this. I
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Our final review from the Great White
North is from John Abella eighty four

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excellent. They write literally laughing out
loud. Like many other reviewers, I

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found this podcast in twenty twenty two
through a date with Dateline. I needed

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alternatives to my True Crime and The
Bachelor recap podcasts, and I'm so glad

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I found them. I'm grateful I
work from home because the first few episodes

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I listened to had me laughing like
a maniac. From Ghost to Jawbreakers,

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I literally couldn't breathe during funny Tongue
Dane, Oh Dane. Most of us

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can't breathe through Cunney tongue day.
That's how. That's how excellent cuney Tongue

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Dane is at being, whether you're
the Daner or the Dany It's hard to

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breathe for different reasons. I've been
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of my childhood viewing catalog. I'm
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of Angels just for the sole purpose
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It. Oh my god, I
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all, I genuinely love Can't Hardly
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age well, but I absolutely love
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Angels is one of the funniest all
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It's gonna make me laugh for twenty
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to meet Joe Black. How funny
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it's the same death as Meet Joe
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getting hit by a car. That's
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sixteen wheeler. There's nothing funnier to
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Always funny. I'm telling you,
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gets hit by a car and I
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I can't stop watching it, and
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fucking funny. This movie features Meg
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a sixteen wheeler because she's not looking
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wish the listeners could see how happy
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She is actually read in the face
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they cut to her after she's quote
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heaven to be like, oh no, this woman is dead and she has

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like literally like one smudge on her
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injuries after she got hit by let
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I mean, we are due for
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I can handle like two a year. It's been a while. That is

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a great Nicholas Cage. It's a
really funny movie. Absolutely. We're now

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heading away from the Western Hemisphere across
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over in Europe. Our first review, our first European review comes from Ireland.

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Yes, I will not be doing
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get canceled. This review comes from
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love it, no notes, favorite
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long time and finally decided to leave
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bag, which then they write,
who doesn't love a good bargain? I

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mean, really fair enough. I
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and the entertaining banter. I would
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Airplane and Nothing but Trouble. We
have thought about doing all three of

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those films, and we sure cover
them. Don't worry, hallou, we

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will. If you have a family
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the States, we will happily send
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to you. Yeah, all of
any anyone who leaves these reviews. If

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there's a way for me to get
them to you without incurring like forty dollars

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per bag, I will happily do
it. I'm just trying to not make

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it prohibitively expect. I also have
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in Ireland has an American cousin.
Everyone all of you have in America,

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because I feel like every American has
an Irish cousin. I think I do,

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and I'm not even Irish, that's
true. I definitely have an Irish

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cousin, yeah, somewhere. I
don't know them, but I definitely yeah.

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I feel like every Irish person has
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can reach out to, all right, from from Ireland over over Asia,

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all the way to Australia. Oh
no, oh no, he's going to

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do the accent, you guys?
Is this from Dad? Three two one

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two three, Hey, every hey, Hey, Aussie's out there. Put

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your fingers on the cancel button.
Don't push it yet, she get give

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it a minute. Let's see,
let's see how that is. I will

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not inflict this on anyone anymore because
I actually don't even know how to say

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these words. Please, dare you
just try a little, Just pretend you're

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Nicole Kidman, do it? Okay, okay, we can be a magic

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you come here, magic here.
Even heartbreak feels good. Even heart break

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feels good in a place like this. Hilariously fabulous. One of my favorite

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podcasts. It's got everything nostalgia,
witty hosts, and great chemistry. Fun

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tangents and thoughtful analysis? Does an
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they would say differently in a different
country, like aluminium alumina yah yah or

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basil laboratory the Valentine. Sorry,
back back to this flawless I thought I

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was talking to Muriel for Muriel's wedding
for a many Yeah, who I was

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talking to interesting enough that I've listened
to most episodes multiple times. Beauty Dead.

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It's the perfect companion while I'm walking
the dog or cleaning the Yes,

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I got cocky at the end was
that it's like it's like if Dave Judy

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Dench fell and hit her head.
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all of my accent work. I
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please future Erica and Paul here with
a hot off the presses update. Since

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we recorded this episode and before we
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review from Australia. They love us
down Under, they do down Under,

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down Under down shrimp on the Bobby
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so we've I've already. I didn't
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today. Yeah, bowie knife with
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I think you should read this next
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All right, I didn't know I
was doing this with Russell Crow today.

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Just hello, Hugh Jackman. I'm
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could feel the pressure. I'm not
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I simply I'm saying no. Haha. This is from you WHO twenty two

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and it reads thus. I hope
you're both happy. Every time I watch

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anything on TV, I have to
make it known that well that has an

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aged well no, people of color
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and my wife just tell me to
shut up, and yet I refuse.

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Good job. Aha. I am
Australian and I demand my tote. Thank

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you very much. Are you gonna
send them a tote? I will if

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they can provide me with someone to
do it without a without a prohibitively expensive

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shipment costs. Yeah. Do you
have you WHO twenty two? Do you

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have family in the United States so
we can send it to who will then

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see you during the holidays? Yeah? Any anything a friend that I can

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ship it to. They continue.
I really do love you both. Even

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though you might be the death of
my twenty year relationship. My parents said

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the same thing to my brother and
me. That's true. Yeah, yeah,

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And indeed, the loving family that
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I didn't know we were a weapon
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family has kids who are involved,
so we don't have children. There's children

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and they are involved. Yes,
is the problem that you have brought into

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my life. This is a fabulous
review. Thank you you who twenty two

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Yes, absolutely, all right,
listeners, this is future future Paul.

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Here a Paul even further in the
future than the one we just heard from.

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Because mere minutes before I was ready
to upload this episode, would you

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believe, another review came in from
the land down Under from Australia. So

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I'm here to read the final review
that will be inserted into this episode,

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I promise, because this is going
up after this. So from Australia,

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super Fly super Fly super Fleece wrote
in and they wrote, the bit goes

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on. The bit truly does go
on, sometimes too long with us,

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but yeah, I try to edit
it to the right point, they write.

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After Spotify told me I had listened
to eight thousand minutes of the show

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this year, and I had ignored
Paul's pleas and demands for a five star

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review, I decided I should actually
write one. You know what, whatever

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it takes, I'm not upset about
that they go on. I'm not going

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to lie. I haven't seen most
of these movies and I don't care.

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Paul and Erica describe them in such
a way that watching the movie is unnecessary.

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Truth. Truth. This delightful pair
have mastered the yes and game,

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making joke after joke until they land
on the perfect one or are laughing too

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much to continue. I have to
say that I agree, and I'm sure

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if Erica was here with me right
now she would agree to Their unique rating

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system just highlights it. The show
is perfect. No notes. I'll be

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waiting for my tote bag as I
stare longingly at my international address. Truly,

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if anyone has solutions, let me
know. I would love to send

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these off. So Superflies, thank
you so much. You got it in

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right under the wire for this year. All right now, we're going to

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go back across the many oceans,
back over to Great Britain. These next

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few reviews are from Great Britain.
Our first UK review comes from the best

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name I know. I say this
every time because I'm trying to be nice

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to everyone and like, this literally
is the best name I've ever read.

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Bloody Wolves, Blue Inferno. I
want to know everything. Is it a

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band? Is it a pub?
Is it a book series? I would

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read a book series, the Bloody
Wolves Blue Inferno book series. Is it

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even safe word during sex? What
is this? Bloody Wolves Blue Inferno?

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Right? Joy? Full listening?
I just discovered this podcast and have rattled

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through so many I love the vibe
of Paul and Erica's friendship so much,

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nothing forced about it. You are
our crew, I'd say, so,

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this is our crew, but you
all are so much nicer to us than

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our actual friends. You have absolutely
no idea how little positive reinforcement Paul and

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I get from her friends and family. And when Paul laughs, it takes

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me to a higher plane of pure
joy. Oh that's so nice, so

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nice. Well done to you both
on keeping the show so light and refreshing

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whilst still managing to outline why things
haven't aged well. And please forgive my

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being a dork in relation to an
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but I thought you might like to
know that the Baby and Labyrinth went on

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to be the designed supervisor for other
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that Paul offered as a pellet cleanser. I love that so much. Holy

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shit, Baby Wolves Blue Inferno,
you just blew our fucking minds. Oh

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my god, it's now you've changed
it to Baby Wolves Blue Inferno, which

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is now a tattoo I want.
Yeah, apologies, it's Bloody Wolves Blue

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Inferno. Okay, let me finish
the review. Just kiss for the podcast

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less So for a NEPO baby's career
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I give you a review five out
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Absolutely, these stars are blazing hot
like an inferno, Like an inferno,

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like a Bloody Blue Wolf inferno.
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review here from Davo one seven one
one, and he writes my new favorite

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podcast. There's that you again,
favorite that you love? Yeah. Having

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stumbled across this podcast a few days
back, I've literally had nothing playing but

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this absolute gem. I've binged as
many episodes as I could over the weekend,

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only work, bringing a halt to
the proceedings on Monday, morning.

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Ah. Paul and Erica have an
amazing chemistry which really drives each episode along

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adding plenty of laughs along the way. They also add some great color to

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the movie or show they are discussing. The Meet Joe Black double episode literally

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had me crying with laughter, just
like Paul. Truly one of the best

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podcasts around for the genre. That's
the second Meet Joe Black time. Meet

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Joe Black has come up in this
Christmas episode. Yeah, that's because Meet

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Joe Black is truly one of the
epically terrible films of a generation. I

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almost want to wait like three years
and just do Meet Joe Black again,

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just redo it. We should just
do a whole year where we just do

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scenes for Meet Joe Black. One. I've seen each episode. Oh,

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don't worry, the episode will still
be two hours long. Yeah, because

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there's that much there, that much
to discuss per scene. Our next review

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from the UK comes from Keep It
Upstairs. I love that. I don't

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know why. I don't know what
it is, but it's it's evocative.

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It sounds like a very British isn't
like keep It Upstairs? It's probably Yeah,

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it's probably like brilliantly entertaining and insightful. I love this podcast. It's

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my absolute favorite, and I recommend
it constantly. It's entertaining and funny,

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but also thought provoking. That's the
whole thing. That's our whole thing.

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Keep it upstairs, that's what we're
trying to do. That's that's our whole

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mo o here and I feel such
pure joy each week. I discovered the

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next episode will be on a film
that I watched as an impressionable teenager,

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which is most episodes. I feel
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Yeah, keeping it strong for me
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Yeah, unlike me, me the
millennial and you the gen X Yeah

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yeah, you you the spiritual if
not factual millennial. Because someone you are

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not actually a millennial. Someone someone
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gen Xers versus millennials kind of thing. The prevailing thing is like we are

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actually in the middle, like we're
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to choose. But but it was
so clearly written by a gen xer,

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because the gen X traits were like
independent and you know, free thinking,

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blah blah blah, Like the mallennial
traits were like whiny, a horrible person

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to be around. They like pink
needs constant validation. Yeah, exactly,

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and the gen xers were like and
the only good generation. All right.

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Our final review from Great Britain Erica
comes from Paul D Underscore eighty four sounds

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good like a DJ almost Yeah,
yeah, it's probably your DJ cousin from

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Ireland. That's right, probably,
yeah. Paul D writes, so funny.

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Been binging this podcast recently, so
many great episodes. Erica is hilarious,

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five star, no notes A.
This is Paul Paul violence at all.

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I love this review. Well,
let me tell you something, Erica.

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I compiled this for everybody, and
we only have one review left,

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and I'm looking forward to you reading
it. Okay, here we go our

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next review. Our last review comes
from the great Land of Sweden, Sweden.

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We like your fish. Some of
us do Swedish fish. It's a

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candy. Oh no, I don't
like those either. We like your Abba,

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Yes, we love your Abba.
We love your dark crime novels,

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yes we do. This review comes
from I take Directions from Beaches. Okay,

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okay, there is no better movie
podcast. I listened to Erica's podcast

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almost daily, which means I am
now into multiple listens into every episode,

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at least of the movies I have
passionate opinions on. Erica takes you on

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a journey every time, and she
is the perfect tour guide, knowledgeable,

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fast paced, no nonsense, with
lots of laughter and lack of quote unquote

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opinionated snobbery. Erica knows what she's
doing, apparently trained at NYU, and

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there's nothing she can't do. The
editing she does so good. Edything she

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does off the podcast is masterful,
and so is her impersonation of Miss Piggy.

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It makes me laugh every time.
I've watched so many movies I thought

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I would never come close to thanks
to Erica. And even if the movie

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isn't always worth the time, listening
to Erica dissected afterwards certainly is and makes

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it worthwhile. This is the beginning
of a beautiful friendship. No notes,

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Well, how do you feel?
Scene frankly validated and scene Finally, for

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all the hard work I put in, all by myself. Now, Erica,

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I have to ask you, you
do you know from whence this review

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came? Why this happened? No, I just know they're obviously fucking with

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you, because because for the many
reasons that any listener would know, they're

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obviously cooking with you. Yes,
it's a good time. Why are they

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fucking with you? What enemies have
you made in Sweden? Their name is

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I take Directions from Beaches? So
I was like, what happened in the

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Beaches episode? And I went to
it and I turned on like the last

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five minutes, and you announced the
sweepstakes that anyone who wrote a five star

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review that only mentioned you and never
mentioned me. I believe your exact words

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were, I'll, oh, I
don't know, I'll have a conversation with

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you. All record, I'll record
your voicemail. Yeah, I'll do anything.

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So I take for directions from Beaches? Is gonna have a Christmas present

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from you? That's what Paul D
Underscore eighty four was doing too. Oh

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maybe, okay, okay, that
is fucking amazing. Paul D Underscore eighty

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four and I take directions from Beaches. First of all, thank you.

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I feel seen, I feel heard. You understand that Paul is essentially garbage.

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It's a real trash pan tratch panda. Paul is the is the the

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anchor weighing me down, reach out
toast. Please at that age, well

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at Gmail and send us your like
just reach us, let it, let

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us know it's you on email.
We will record something special just for you

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on your voicemail, for your voicemail
or whatever you want. I don't care

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what you want, if you want, if you want the recording. I

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I'm a lady of my words.
You are, so please email us.

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Let us know what you would like
and we will get back to you.

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Yes, and everyone whose reviews we
read today, please let us know if

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there's some way that we can get
you a tote bag. Actually, Paul,

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I think we can mail to Canada. I don't okay, it's been

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a minute since I've had to mail
anything to Canada. But I feel like

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they's just it's it's not like the
it's not prohibitively expensive to mail things.

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Oh, it's just a mail.
I think it's you live in Canada and

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we can just mail something to you. Feel free to reach out and say,

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hey, dumb dumbs, just mail
it to you. Hey, hey,

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Americans who don't bother to learn about
other countries. Now, if you

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live in the Yukon Peninsula, it's
gonna be hard. It's gonna be rough,

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but Montreal is actually quite close.
Montreal. Yeah, Montreal and Toronto

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are closer than most of most other
Americans in the US are to us.

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And that is what we have for
you on this this the Christmas Day of

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twenty twenty three. Uh, sincerely
from us to you. Thank you so

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much for listening. Thank you for
for making this entirely worthwhile, this endeavor

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that we do. We really love
and appreciate these reviews. We really love

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and appreciate that people out there in
the dark are listening. Yeah, and

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do you know that I now weekly
think about Norma Desmond descending the staircase like

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clockwork. It just comes up in
my brain. I think about, like

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I quote her in my head to
myself at least once a week. Now,

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at least once a week. I'm
like, I like, be cutting

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a bagel and be like, I'm
still big. It's the bagels that got

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small. I'm cutting up stuff for
Thanksgiving and I'm like, I won't have

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it butchered. So what we in
the in the in the true form of

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Norman Desmond, because we are the
greatest star of all time, we would

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like to thank you the listeners out
there in the talk. Thank you so

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much. Have a wonderful and lovely
new Year. And I hope you and

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your family are well and safe and
happy and having a fabulous time. Yes,

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and if you are not celebrating any
of these holidays, we still hope

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that you are well and safe and
happy and having a marvelous time. And

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we were going to see you.
We really are not going to drop anything

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next week. We're going to see
you the second Monday in January with I'm

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going to say a pretty exciting episode. I think I think people will like

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it. I think I think people
will be pretty happy. I think they're

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going to think it's very fetch We
are recording and I'm clapping and we can

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keep going. Thank you, Sorry
about that. Those claps get gear and

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gear. Every never you do that, I'm adding more and more of a

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flourish yeah, but my wrister getting
limper. Is that what you're doing now,

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Casey and the sunshining? I am
now, I'm now Siegfried and Roy

