What was that movie with Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Horton Bendits? When did
that come out? Two thousands? I'm actually on me double check because I
think I was a completely blue checking. We'll hope you're ready because of its
side. It's about to get weird. You're prepared for it to get weird.
Things are gonna get weird. It's getting weird. I'm gonna get real
weird with it. Let's get weird. Let's get it? Where? Where?
Get? Where? Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric?
I'm ready because you're listening to d and sixtieth episode. Let's get weird?
Now? What a year did it come on? Thousand and one?
So it's kind of right, all right, guess what Billy Bob Thornton,
Rod Montiredos gave it a sixty four you can see right now on Hulu Amazon.
Is that you're going to be watching it? I most likely that's a
weird movie though, because it's like it's Bruce Willis, Billy Loop Thornton,
and then there's a female protagonist and it's like I forgot oh no, you
can, oh no, it's three rent. By the way, my name
is HOODI my name is. Every week we come together give you the weird
story from our lives, the globe, the Internet, the skies above,
the dope ground show is the Cate Blanchette. Oh, Young Kate Blanchette,
Young Kate Blanchett's in the universe and our but holes. Yes, Uh,
TikTok has been really bad of like, hey, you should watch this movie
Major I watched Major League the other day because TikTok got me. Never seen
Major I've seen Major League, but I saw as a kid. Adult,
I'm like, wowcht's the thing. I didn't know this. It's a Major
League In case you didn't know, it's about the Cleveland Guardians at the time,
nineteen eighty six, eighty six, but it's about the team in the
nineties. It's a whole weird, like predictive thing that never happened. What
do you mean, Yeah, it's like about that year, that team in
the eighties or whatever it was. I used to thought it was a DOCU
series. As a kid, I was like, they won this year,
Like, no, they didn't. Charlie Sheen was on the No. Yeah,
Charlie Sheeny snipes the State farm Man eighty nine. Yeah, eighty's a
state, that's what he is. Yeah, Charlie Sheen Corbyn Burnston because he
was a huge eighties actor as well. Yeah, great movie, but eighty
wild is that that move franchise? First one rated R, second one second
one PG. It went from R to PG. Really yeah, no,
like fun facts on the movie, because that's what TikTok's for. After you
watch a movie in the credits now and it's like, yeah, they moved
it to PG. So that's all I didn't do as well at all.
Pajoo Joe Boo Joe, like good time great, it's very like it's very
of its time movie, like it's the Old White Man picture. Who's like,
what about Jesus Christ? No jobu. It's like that guy steals a
little bit a bunch of stuff too, But I don't know what he's in.
But that is a pivotal sports movies. You know what other pivotal sports
movie popped up with my TikTok that I kind of want to watch, No
Angels The Outfield, that's j G. L's in it. Matthew McConaughey's in
that really center fielder. He's the dumbast and Chris and Chris not Christopher Christopher.
Lloyd is a name Lloyd Angel yea, yeah, that popped up Home
Angels and nineteen ninety four bro another guy in it that's famous, Uh,
Joseph Gordon Love and Danny Glover, MTh Mcconniey, Adrian Brode, Jan Brody,
Danny, Tony Danza, christ Is Tony Dan McDonald. He plays uh
witty bass one of the based one of the baseball players. Oh yep,
you know it's wild that man, super Christian as well, dude, And
he plays all the villains and everything. McDonald really like, he's like he's
always the villain in the ATV shows. He's like very like Dermot Mulrooney's in
this as well, Wild Dermot mulroney. No New Girl. That's why I
know him from Yeah, but he was also in that great uh nineties movie
with Jennifer Rod My best Friend's Wedding, Yeah, or the wedding Date,
No, both of them. Scream six never seen instam six actually pretty good
like six. But you know what I watched yesterday? You could be happy
for me. You've been You've been telling me to watch the last like six
weeks Invincibles or gen v and okay, how many episodes you just watch the
one? Oh, it gets better, it gets better, like that one
is just set dressing and then you get that Yeah. I don't know.
I'm just like, okay, okay, but I tried it. I watched
it because the Golden Boy dies at the very wait what yeah, I mean
it makes time. He was the main guy. No, no, he
Thrones on Homelander is always the main guy, sweetheart. He watched Game of
Thrones live the first couple of seasons or were you like me and got into
like season five or whatever? Literally when when when Max's mom was prego,
we started watching it because it's something to do to stay home and because I
was so angry how everyone was like, oh my god, game thing.
And I'm that person too. If you tell me something's great, I'm not
gonna want to watch it. Like how you guys harp on The Office how
great it is, and I still can't come around the thing. I like
The Office. I think it is funny. I prefer Parks and rec because
I feel like it's a complete it's a story as a show, whereas The
Office just anti antics antics antics. But I thought it was a whole story
too, because that's more like every week, but Parks and Rec was kind
of like we're building up to the Harvest Festival, whereas the office was more
like this week they're doing some random miss you know. Oh yeah, I
still don't find it funny, that's okay. Yeah, because actually last night
at Max's first track practice, I was having the fight with my buddy,
Uh David and uh I've got in a fight over track. No, no,
I don't know. But me and David were talking. He apparently loves
the office, and I was like, David, you've worked in an office.
I've never experienced that. That doesn't make any sense, Like, yes
it does. I mean that's also it's not funny to me. Last season
came out in twenty thirteen years ago. But I've worked a radio station where
all that stuff is like, yeah, that's normal. I have idiot coworkers
that do dumb stuff all the time, and and we also work in a
situation of like okay, yeah, whatever, you know. I just I
don't know. It's just never I've never found it funny, and it's so
overhyped that like now when I watch it, I'm like, that's not funny.
It's like I've never watched Friends, and that's just been blown out of
mind. You I know why people are watching now, But before it was
like, all right, this is very dated, but it but see if
it's not it isn't it isn't Friends in Seinfeld the writing was better back then
than it is nowadays, and the jokes had to be more jokier or they
had to be more sly, well not really more sly. They were allowed
to get away with more murder than they were now. Yeahs, which are
great because now everyone knows exactly and the writing was better. Did you watch
The Good Place? The Good Place? Which was after Kristen Bell and what
the hell is his name? Is it the one she's in Heaven? Yeah?
No, I never watched that. You might like that one. I
think that it's one of the writers who is the better writer on the Office
and who did Brooklyn ninety nine? Did that show? But it's like this
one's more like thought provoking a little bit. You might like that one.
I don't want to out of the out of his shows, you might like
that one. The best, Look, buddy, you know what it's a
great show is Parenthood. That's a great show that'll make you cry. This
is us. I only want to watch Modern Family. I never got into
it. You never got no Modern Family. And it's TikTok again. That's
a great clips And every time I see the clip on TikTok, I'm like,
that's pretty funny. That's a great show. And there is a sort
of a semi story. They're all aging up. Yeah, I mean right,
they're all aging up, but they're a family, and it's like,
that's a fun and Sophia, I got it is what's uh? Was Lily
was the adopted daughter of Mitchell. Yeah, I know the character. It
was so funny that like in one season you're from an infant to a thirteen.
Yeah. Well so apparently she's a senior in high school now and I
think Jesse Tyler Ferguson went to her like senior recital or sumiched or whatever.
And it's like, wow, you look started like fifteen years ago. Now
you're doing this. Wow. You know. The Modern Family is up there
as a great comedy because it's it's everything. It encompasses from me, like
it's family. It's not just office life because the office is just about office
life. Okay, that's born to me. It's born to me because we
get away with murder here in this office, you know what I mean.
So it just doesn't find funny and I don't think that. I don't think
the comedic right it was. The interesting thing is because they're supposed to reboot
The Office. Yeah, they've been talking about that more with obviously the strikes.
At the same time, here's I don't know what you know, whnybody,
you're a buzz no sweetheart, it's in your head speaker, I can
tell, but is if they redo it. But in twenty twenty three,
it's I don't think it'll be won't won't or the It's kind of like what
show was it where every TV show did a COVID episode and I was like,
Okay, we're good, Like I don't need to be like, oh
zoom and make fun of all this stuff. We've made fun of that already
by the time you made your episode. Yeah, buddy, I'm not.
I mean, look, Office is never gonna watch it. Sorry, that's
okay, and so don't try stop trying to get me to watch it.
It's never gonna happen. Fetch what's gonna happen? Oh? You like Mean
Girls, You like Mean Girls? I love I kind of want to go
see the new Mean Girls movie. It's technically a reboot, but I just
want to see the vibes. Seem right, seem fun. So let's stop
rebooting things people. Let's be creative, you know what, Let's be creative.
All Wood's trying to figure out what the hell to do with super cool
movies failing. So okay, so sidetrack a little bit of the beauty of
this podcast. We can talk about whatever the f we want. We want
because we're two crazy people. So is Marble screwed then? So Marvel isn't
necessarily screwed. But I think it's you look at any sort of empire,
because that really is what it is. At the box is always thinking about
it is there's usually a period of like, not not the best, it's
got to retool itself and it comes back stuff like that, right, And
I think that's really what's going on. I'm just like, all right,
what's going on? I mean, they've they've had incident or issues going on
just because pandemic. You have the Jonathan Majors thing, you had the shrike
going on. That hasn't been helping the past two years. Obviously you think
you everyone can agree. Avengers endgame was the peak of like, oh my
gosh, Mountain Top, we did it. We finished. They just ended
there and not keeping going of but Disney going to Disney, you know,
Star Wars, Raise the Skywalker. But I think where they tried to pull
the same move but it didn't work as a snap, I am the Sith
and I am Oh the Jedi, Like that's the same thing as Iron Man
thing. A little retrospective on that, but I think, really is they
they're doing it, or at least they're telling us they're doing it, of
rebranding, reorganizing what the focus is, which is why you have then the
Echo show which she used a character from Hawkeye related to Kingpin and Daredevil.
Mostly it's under this Marvel Spotlight bran brand, which is going to be Grounded
Stories and Kevin and Myself Crisis the podcasts are under. The understanding is they
technically, with a couple of lines, could integrate all the Netflix shows instantly
into the MCU and have them under that Marvel Spotlight brand. How I'm just
like, oh yeah, Like, I mean, we have all the Multiverse
stuff and that's a toxic word too. Now in cinema, this is a
multiverse stuff because people are like, uh, kind of got too much of
it to exactly and like everything everywhere all once was fun. Why because it
was a change of pace. It wasn't with superheroes. I hated it.
Why because it graphics were bad, But that's the whole thing. And then
even Invincible. You even watched Invincible season two, so they have a villain
who has powers to access the multiverse, and at first like multiverse. We've
kind of been doing this enough already. I don't know if I need another
take on it, but I think it's retoying it and keeping a close home,
which is why that go thing will work. And now that Marvel can
do tvm A five episodes out instantly, because that way it's like, hey,
you either like it or you don't. We're not teetering you for five
weeks to help you figure out if you like it or I can think it's
the thing with the Disney Plus shows, this is will be on Disney Plus
is except Loki. They all kind of peter out around the middle, and
then usually that go home episode, the final one is We're Loky and I
know you didn't like this week's episode. You to watch it. It has
been building up, I think, And so it'll be in to see will
this method work? Will it not? Who knows? It will be on
Hulu too, so that's the whole thing, because Disney has a Hulu.
Ulu owns Hulu now. I think originally it was because it was TVMA,
So they're trying to get the Hulu audience that watches all the effects shows.
Don't anything too though, like we've gotten so much superhero stuff that we need
a break. I think so too. I think it's it. We were
under the impression that when it was going to be like three movies a year,
and this is obviously before the pandemic and the strike, it was like,
okay, cool, that sounds great on paper. But then when you
are going to the theater, you know, every month, and then having
to watch a Disney Plus show in between, it's it's daunting. And this
is coming from me of like, all right, Wednesdays, I got it.
Or you know, Iron Man came out in two thousand and eight,
how many years ago, that's fifteen fifteen years ago, So I'm forty one
now minus fifteen. I was twenty eight something like that. Yeah, And
I remember and I remember being boosted as f to go and seeing that after
the show WENTVD. Didn't know about it until it's on DVD. What do
you mean iron Man? The first Iron Man I saw on DVD? How
old were you? Thirteen? Thirteen? You're thirteen, okay, so you've
grown up with great films like well, except for Iron Man three was I've
grown up with the MCU right to adult and i've and I've grown up two
with them, and I always pulled back to like and with Max having Max
down, we rewatch a lot of these movies, and like, I always
go back to the same four movies I keep re watching with him iron Man,
one, Civil War, Black Panther, and I always almost the other
one, Guardians, Yeah, because he liked he likes Guardians. Were the
first Guardians, not the second one good. But I think the first one,
that's the thing. I like the first one better just because it was
the first one, right. The second one improves upon it. And it's
the whole debate on which one he's seen. The third one with his mom,
Me and him haven't seen it. That's interesting thing though, I was
like I've only seen Guardians Volume three once and I haven't seen it again,
which that interesting to just have Marvel. I guess movies in general have gone
on is the more that been coming out, the I'm like, I don't
need to rewatch it as much as like the Core Star Wars exactly. That's
not trying to make My point is that like the Core movies were so impactful
and so great that this generation of moviegoers, let's say, they don't want
anything different, and you made such a great formula that you can't replicate it
again because I think you picked some great I mean, Robert Downey Jr.
Is Ironman, greatest casting ever, whoever did that? Casting needs a metal
or a million dollars, you know what I mean. The Guardians cast,
great casting, Captain America, Chris Evans, impeccable, Like you had such
a great like Core, and now you're just you're just you're just keep scratching
at pieces at the at the at the scraps and you can't fit it right
with these subtle these actors are okay, I mean the Miss Marvels is coming
out and no one likes what's her face as Miss Marvel? Yeah, no
one likes her. It's also because the first movie she's very like the rotor
is dead. It's not a good actor. Then it's it's not a good
act. I mean you respect, but I'm just saying like, if you
are done as a as a Marvel as Miss Marvel, one of the strongest
Captain Marvel, Captain Marvel as one of the strongest superheroes, and you're gonna
be this stoic And that's why I like the Marbles coming out this week.
You have with her joining is Marie Marie Rambo from WandaVision, which was a
highlight because they all love that you have a man Volani as Miss Marvel,
which slept on show really good right center in it. Yeah, but it'll
be interesting how she has a cast to kind of play off because she's gonna
be the same dud that the other movie. Interesting thing the new trailer.
There's a new trailer just came out for and it's primarily like two thirds of
it is old mc U stuff, So it is what it is. I
think we kind of got to get Marvel's Kevin and I have kind of said
that we get to strike depending on when it ends, say it ends this
year, by December January, Marvel Studios has to come out Kevin Fire like,
hey, this is what streamlining. We know what. This was too
much. This is what we're doing. You're gonna have two movies a year,
three shows trimester seems so many shows? Though? Two shows? Okay?
Really need though? Like, what show are we craving for? I
think Daredevil on Netflix is great? But we can't watch it anymore Disney Plus,
Oh you're right, Okay, Daredevil was the best show. The other
one is a crap. That's why they're not making the Iron Fists atrocious.
I didn't watch Jessica Jones it when Iron Luke Cage was bad too. I
mean, what more do you need? I mean, we're not gonna get
the centers sticks, but we can't get with Spider Man. You can't do
it. You can. You just gotta get there, you gotta That's more
of a Sony thing. But that's what I'm saying. Sony and Marvel needed
they are in bed with the US Spider Man, so we can make that
what everyone did raving They have have they? Yeah? Have they bro We
had No Way? We had No Way home. Wasn't that good of a
movie yess it was. That was the last great MC movie. You can
definitively say that, like everyone agreed was good. Everyone else has kind of
in you know, Wakanda and then Thor and the Guardians, people are like,
eh, what kind of fever was bad? It was bad. It
was shoehorned into what happened before. Yeah, but I think maybe two shows
a year, and I think it's gotta be more intentive of look out.
The first year of Disney Plus with Marvel was WandaVision. Characters care about Loki,
care about Falcon and er Soldier. What's happening with them now? I
know what's happening with them next? Because that was a good show. I
like that budding cod we kind of we were talking about Moon Night could be
a good one, just of like everyone likes Ascar Isaac, so having that
and that's its character is a little bit of Batmany a little bit so.
And speaking of Wanavision, because you up, was that supposed to be a
movie and they just figured to make it a series. No, so it'
supposed to be to show the whole time. But the interesting thing is,
and this is the deep dive of just tiktoks and everything you learn about is
the people who made Multiverse of Madness, the Doctor Strange movie that came out,
they did it. They weren't informed of what was going on in WandaVision
when they were making their movie because Wanda Vision was like wrapping up production while
they were beginning to film. And I guess the team's never cross chatted,
which so, which is why Wanda Scarlett Witch in Doctor Strange Too seems so
different from where she's at at the end of Wanda Vision. Where at the
end of Wanavision she's like hopeful, she's tapping into power, and WandaVision she's
just like crazy with power and she's like evil and just doesn't care about the
world. And it's funny is there's Marvel releases the books for the holidays.
It's a timeline book of like everything that happens, and in the timeline they
say she dies at the end of it, Like wait, what did Because
there was a red fart at the end of Multiverse of mad Is that people
were like, oh, that's her, Well apparently she's dead. But either
way, Marvel and I think moving and just said that, I think that
the easiest thing is streamline it. I think it's cool to have, like,
it sounds great to have Marvel thing every month. It sounds great on
paper, and it did, but then now it's like, Okay, I
also have to watch all the Star Wars stuff. I have to watch Invincible
and the Boys and gen V. I know the missile was different, and
then d C's there, you know, so I know they're all competing for
me to watch them, but I am watching all of them and is dead
that. I don't care what James got me to do, but DC is
dead to me. Man, I'm sorry that Flash movie is bad. I
don't a coman babyman, but you know Whatman is going to be a great
movie to watch. Swhile high, you take a little edible, you watch
that movie like lobster Man's Man, you're talking tout what I think you're talking
about. Micro Dos was talking over his lops like he talked about I was
talking. And then you're like to Rocky, Oh Cracle Baby Circle at the
beginning of this rant, what happens when you listen to with almost called the
Crisis Crew, because I was here's the thing. We don't have a plan,
we just go in. It was one of the original members of Crisis
crew, even though you and Kevin wanted to own me and that you weren't
there for the first episode. I was there, you weren't. It was
Kevin. I believe me. I'm getting the receipts on Facebook Memories that keeps
showing me things from like twenty thirteen, like, no, that's too soon
ago, that's cute. It was twenty fifteen. When was that happened?
That's great? And times of fun, you know, times of fun seven
years ago. Jesus, we celebrated one year one month of Crisis. I
was in the room with you guys. Yeah, for that first episode though
it was I wanted to be part of it, and then you guys would
and then you can't figure out how to do a computer. So we were
nerdy. And I'm not gonna fix it for you right now. You're gonna
finish this podcast. Well, you know, we always have to finish the
podcast off with with some connection. Stop every time I gets blank on here,
So I don't know if it's plain that's where we really missed. Connections
from the d m V, not the MCU. The d m V.
I will send MCU where you can go to Washington, d C. Dot
Craigslist, dot org and put your own misconnection knows is too. People in
Virginia are dirty people everywhere? No, we have what one two grade VI
five right now Virginia. We will count in Virginia. You speaking from the
expert over your guys. All right, So here is are misconnections. The
first one up, Eric, I'll read, is seeking an interesting nerve who
loves music and capital South. So this is a d DC basic borders on
DC. I don't know. Are you a woman who might be described as
cool, eclectic, and perhaps a wee bit insane, but in a good
way. If yes, then I think we should chat a bit and avoid
those daily mundane tasks together. That's one for DC. Get done in mind.
Next one, Eric, baby got back? Where's this one? Maryland?
Forty year old black man here just had to say something about an older
woman who is thick in the right place. I saw you at the liquor
store, but you were leaving your big butt. Your big butt really caught
my attention. You might never see this, but any woman who fits his
profile work for me. Just fine. No replies for men or men pretending
to be women. I will just respond to women only. Baby, got
back. Now that liquor store, you all know that one up and only
it's tiny, and it's also in front of a one Life Fitness So if
she got a dunk of dunk, she probably went to go work out at
the one Lie celebrated by going then to get a little bottle of whatever.
Little teetoes, little tetoes, a little champagna, little rose. Oh yeah,
you know what I'm saying. All right, let's see where our next
one's from. Here. This one, you know I want you DC.
You stacked the deck ago. I didn't even look at it. You're Virginia
for Levers. You know I want you. Oh baby, this feeling ain't
going away. I'm infatuated with you, and you gotta know it. I
know you see me checking you out. I definitely want you, though,
I'm just trying to figure you out right now, man man for man,
not into random. This is intended for a particular person. Will that person
ever see this? No? Probably not? All right, next one,
it's two DC ones one Maryland, Leightonsville. That's right, that's Maryland.
Right, Oh my god? All right, females missing an intelligent woman who's
morals and principles are nobody else's business, and nobody else is in any position
to judge what she likes or is willing to do for two hundred dollars.
So he's willing to pay two hundred dollars. That's pretty cheap, don't you
think? I don't know, don't you think, though I don't know what's
the bar price? I don't know. I'm not gonna say that's your limitations
that no Virginia's yet. So all right, let's get the next last one
flute player Stern. It's a skin flute player see flute player. Older male
flute player in town for a couple of weeks, looking for guys to come
let me play the flute for them. I play for individuals or for small
groups. Does that mean you're just sitting there just picking flutes out? You
know, you want to have group sex or you're out of one of one
on one groups. Sometimes you need one on one flute training, and sometimes
you need to be in an ensemble, you know, a wind ensemble about
the wind blowing through that. You know what I'm saying, you know what?
And Sterling the quote one sa joke she will use on the comedy tour.
But Ralow those are your misconnections. For this week's batch of misconnections,
gans are dirty. There was one the ratio. Maybe we'll keep tracking.
Well, I'm not going you're not gonna keepe. I'm gonna keep saying that
they're dirty people in Virginia, and I'm gonna prove you wrong. It's fine,
keep thinking thinking that just because you and I'm m d in it all
day long, d C repping son. Are you m d in or DC
repping both? So okay, I get the luxury of having both. You
don't because you're Virginia. I have luxury of saying, chip and two up
to down. That's all I test people if I know they're from Virginia or
not too up to down? The huh like, oh you didn't even seven.
You don't really make everything everything think of the thing. Chris Brown,
Chris Breezy, Michael Vick, Allen Iverson, Why are you picking up Alan
Iverson? Sorry, well you picked other battle ones we're talking about. Chris
Brown, Michael Distance, Please, Michael Vick's and Missy Elliott for real Fox
Saturday Sunday's doing the pre show. Appreciate people, bring them up. It's
he paid his penance man. He paid his penance, but until next time,
you can follow me at Andrew Hoodie with the Y Yes, sir,
follow Eric at mister Eric V. That's m r R. I see k
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not troubles, but I broke because of the wedding. Of the wedding.
And if you're in Florida, I'll be in uh Fort for Lauderdale. Hoodie
will be in Tampa or Pete will be in Tampa Saint Pete and Orlando for
another Disney trip. Baby, So can't wait talk about that on Tuesday.
Oh, I can't wait to hear it. I can't wait to hear it.
And if you see us out, make sure you say hi and we'll
hang out with you. It's okay to pretty weird, and always remember it's
okay to be weird and sexy. Did my line, that's both of our
lines. It got weird, didn't it. Yeah,