Comedy Central Podcastja. Thank you very much, friends. I' ll try
not to talk too much about dicks. He' s coming back for a
moment of a lot of twitching. We' re seeing a moment of a
lot of expation, if there' s not a lot of crypticness in which
people are very crummy and very clumsy last year, some bad- borns murdered
George Floyd. We remembered the world stopped you to honor them and a well
- known human rights organization called Operation Triumph. He didn' t want to
be less. They performed with several artists and at the end they all knelt
down as a tribute. What a nice man if he hadn' t died.
So I mean the tribute to Coby Brian is not a compilation of helicopter
accidents. You know who would want to see that hope Aguirre? Hope,
aguirre? I' d like to see that wasn' t a rhetorical question.
I' d say I' d save myself from him. We'
re too cruddy, folks, there' s very childish people. Any day
a Spaniard kills one of his brothers, but let' s not talk about
how the bourbons were playing. Let' s not talk about this. These
are difficult times to have faith. I have many questions about Catholicism, which
is the faith in which I grew up where Joseph was when Jesus was recorded
on the Cross. If the Pope is Argentine, why there are no empanadas
in the Vatican. Why the church doesn' t have tiktok. The police
have tiktok. You know what opening up the priests before for having kids dancing
for free. But the question what else I ask myself is how Catholicism has
done so that in a while it is apart The horoscope eats her toast like
this you have noticed how long ago I have told you that a well-
known non- friend tells us great uncle. I' ve heard of Jesus,
you fucking man. It' s like aquamans and the obsession with the
very mystical weights and the horoscope enters Instagram looks at a story and this is
so sad that Cójones, when this has happened two thousand twenty- one,
the year in which people are more atheists than anyone tell of my destiny.
But a jaimenis doesn' t fail me that you already know sombrero. What
the fuck. I don' t understand anything, because I' m not
the greatest advocate of Catholicism, but fuck about the flyer. The club that
wins is that of Catholicism, what Catholicism offers you, offers you the sky,
say them a fucking place, that is, it' s nice.
It' s an endless party and drink refiel. The sky is like what
outo sas believe is andorra is worth and is in all the people you want
at its best moment, at its best, that this is very important.
Okay, so it' s heaven. It' s a party of former
students, without balds or divorced, or people who in two thousand thirteen said
in bitcoichs no, but Nerva Lipe, I think I' m going to
make money, that is, and what the horoscope friend Capricorn offers you,
offers you the astral letter. I' ve already looked into it for you.
The extra letter you know what the instagram pio of your soul is.
The Astral Card is a precise X- ray. What tells you how you
' re also an X- ray. You know how I' ve seen
the doctor coming, sir, who' s there in his well- dressed
robe, who looks good, who smells good presence, and who puts your
folio there in a light and you see this point here and this point you
see this gap between the two. This is your meniscus. That' s
why your knee hurts. You know, because this works exactly the same.
It' s just that a man fights, he' s a combatant,
there' s a subtle one that makes a lot of difference, that smells
like five days ago, that doesn' t smell good and that responds to
names like admon Ah no Belzebedo, which is actually called Juan Carlos, the
poor man. And it says you see here, it puts your folio and
you say you see here birgoin flames and cancer making the pine bridge. You
see this line that I painted with a pencil before you came, because you
' re an asshole. No doubt, you' re assholes. According to
this, you' re such an asshole. And in case there was any
doubt about the sessions it is fifty euros. People are so squeaky. You
haven' t heard from a news story recently that they' re going to
release a series of Ana Boleyn. You make him the lady who saw royalty
a long time ago and she' s going to be played by a black
actress and people have become very angry. People get so angry. Chrispan people
these things. You know when this happens very often in reality that suddenly there
is a series or a movie, a book that there was a character with
specific characteristics and they do it again and suddenly it makes him very angry.
He is always very angry that he interprets it to a black or worse God,
do not love a woman. Have you seen him, yes or no?
Have you seen him or not? That you say you don' t
understand that that' s insulted the character' s characteristics and that we'
re fans of him. That it is true that we are five years from
that the biography of Martin lighter Kin interprets him Jacki Chan is true there is
Hadley, sorry, sorry, that is insulting the character. That' s
fake. Well, in Namibia, a country in Africa, Adolf Hitler,
a black man, has won the elections. You can look for him.
It' s totally real news. That is, Adolf Hitler is not the
side of the original Hiller Zombie, who has gone to Africa as a footballer
who leaves the Chinese League, because it is the easiest. The election has
not been won by a black man named Adolf Hiller, who had to ask
him when the winner you are interested in world domination because they were fucked up.
But also, I mean, if I had a friend to name the
card rar them when we do pixo in the kitchen, he sure I get
it. But this is not how beautiful you see. What is this is
not how precious it is. This means, on the one hand, there
is no greater punishment for the original dorf Hiller than seeing the reboot of his
own series from hell played by a black. The only way to piss him
off more is that he fought evil by being black panter, using the tora
the only way. On the other hand, friend Capricorn, if the name
Adolf Hiller has managed to redeem himself that you can' t get you who
can' t get anyone who won' t see who knows. Maybe in
a few years we' ll discover the Ortega Cano autoschool, maybe we'
ll see the José Breton nursery, maybe they' ll change the name to
Google Maps for Madeley. I don' t know, I' m not
saying it' s a good idea or that' s okay with me,
but maybe we' ll see it good. You want us to tell a
nice story before we go I like beautiful stories and or not. Thank you
very much. I am not going to talk about the pandemic, but there
is one thing that we will all agree on, which is that that June
of two thousand and twenty has been remembered as the crack of twenty- nine
of love. Suddenly everyone could go to the streets and all the people who
were up to their partner' s dick put an end to it that day.
I hate you after the street You don' t put me on the
day of years You brother- in- law and your friends. I'
ve got to take what' s already done. Everyone left it that day.
Everyone here has a lot of breakups. That' s good, because
my best friend left him that day, my best friend that josé day with
a guy that I introduced to them besides that gave me a hard time.
Well, not much. She' s my best friend, the one who
was a lot. I didn' t like him, but a guy you
know these people who are like very pretty. He was a very handsome,
handsome guy at Plan Holwood. You see these people who are very beautiful,
but then they are very poor for the handsome, who are a truth that
they have Hollywood face, wallet, caravan, shella, star face, Michelín
Pocket menu and see who because these people exist, because it is thanks,
because that will be chosen big the first stretch of the irpf Friends, because
I introduced them to a party. You know those moments when you present two
people that you know both of them and you see how they look at each
other, and you say, oh, my God. I know what both
people want and I know what they' re like and you see how the
spark comes out is how they' re falling in love live and you say,
oh my God, these two are going to be smashed. They can
' t be more incompatible. You can hear them screaming in a gynos.
I mean, this is Germany telling Poland in the thirty- nine baby here
on the roll. This is gonna be a shame. I introduced you to
the confinement, you' re charging your relationship. You know when you leave
it with someone. There are things that are well lost back and there are
things that are not right to ask back. Right. It' s not
the same thing to say, Nena, that college sweatshirt, I wasn'
t with you. When tra di reminds me of times I bet. It
' s not the same thing to say that the bentolen. Please, asthma
hasn' t left him with anyone. It' s not the same.
Okay, so what you' re going on about is asking for presents back.
Right, if there' s a gift and you give it back,
it' s a little bit of crap. I mean, listen, you
' ve inhabited my heart for a while, but you think you' re
gonna get bail back. This mattress wasn' t here and when we started
being a homemade bastard. Well, here' s the gentleman asking for a
present back. You know he' s asking him back. He' ll
satisfy you. Suddenly, the ventolin seems to us for so much, for
he asked for the satisfaction back and gave it to him. Guys and gave
it to him. We didn' t understand shit. We didn' t
know what to do. We said we bought him another satisfaction but that'
s very personal, not a few speeds. It' s a rhythm.
I' m sure we' d finish it with the present. If I
at home sometimes put a program in Dishwasher that does not cause it, I
always get angry, so what we said or what the roads lead to Rome,
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Álvaro uses the bull to invest in the financial markets, so we were good
friends and gave him an Adolf Hitler a black dick. That big. Thank
you very much. S I' m going to s ta u o s s new