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Little after ten o'clock on news radio
eight forty whas on a Tuesday. That

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means Dave Jennings scours the internet,
yes, for possible tools. That is

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right, the world is full of
them. What do I love? Who

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makes my job easy? When it
comes to looking for tools easy? Indeed,

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this isn't one of those, David
Jackass. Let's call this girl Tina.

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Hi, Tina, thank you for
listening. So Tina landed a high

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paying job. She made her budget
and realized she could send about thirteen hundred

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bucks a month to mom and dad. She set up a joint bank account

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and continually sent the money, allowing
her parents to retire in their home country.

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After a year and a half,
Tina noticed that two hundred dollars was

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being transferred out every month. When
she asked her parents about it, they

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said her brother was having difficulties with
his budget, so they were helping him

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out. But her brother is actually
a scholarship student who gets a stipend.

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He's in London, she said,
there's no problem with his budget. He

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wants more money to party with his
friends, So why reduced the amount I

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gave my parents? Buy two hundred
dollars obviously they don't need it if they

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can afford to give it away every
month. My mom called me when she

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noticed and was yelling at me for
being a crappy daughter and sister. I

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asked her to tell me exactly how
much money they contributed to my party find

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answer zero. They also tried to
talk me out of attending school in Canada.

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He's in London. I'm not sure
how common the idea is and other

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cultures, but it's a big deal
in mind. She went off about it.

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Tina explained that if her parents don't
need the two hundred dollars, she

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would just keep it for herself,
as she has better ways to spend her

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money than paying for her brother to
get drunk with his friends. She said

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that I'm treating them like children by
restricting how they spend their money. I

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replied that I was not going to
subsidize my brother through them, and from

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now on the amount they get from
me would be eleven hundred dollars two hundred

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dollars less. The brother called to
complain about cutting off his money, She

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said he was welcome to tell our
parents they can go back to work to

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support your party lifestyle. Am I
being a tool. No, call the

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brother. You need to go between. Obviously your parents call the brother,

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say stop taking my money, so
you could party tell mom and dad you

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don't need the money, ain't They
just call the man? Right right?

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Am I wrong? Hear? Just
call the brother and say you tell mom

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and dad right now you don't need
a damn money because that's my money.

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Jerkface. Oh that's a bit strong. That was a bit strong, but

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jerkface was maybe it needed to be
said, though, Yeah, or do

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you let it go? It's thirteen
hundred dollars a month. You can do

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without it. You gave it to
mom and dad. Would it be better

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to just let them handle it?
No? No, sorry, No,

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I think she's got a point here. I'm helping out mom and dad.

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Okay, And if two hundred dollars
is going to my stupid brother so he

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can get a point and little pulp
ye with the uh you know I got

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to go to loo. Well you
know. No, I'm sorry. I

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think there's a point here, do
you think? No? Am I wrong?

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No? No, I'm with you. I'm just throwing out alternate argument

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called the brother let the parents off
the hook. I can't drink Coors Light.

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You see, I've got to drink. You got David Beckham meeting,

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Nigel meeting. Who's the other Robert
Trier. I just can't stop Brian songs.

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I can't stop drinking. Number what
the Kaiba points are like? Nine

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dollars? Now? Says right.
My wife went out to play tennis with

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their instructor. I hate you all. Probably young, too young. Of

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course his name is Pierre, No
it's not. His name is Francois Oh.

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And he says, you join me
food tennis, And I say,

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what the tennis? You join me? Forty ten is? I don't know

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what you're saying. Okay, I
takes it? Why I don't it takes

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it? Will take very good care
of your life. You think, what

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a loser by the way to hit
up mom and dad instead of getting a

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part time job hitting up mom and
dad because it doesn't have enough spending money.

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But my point was she went out
to eat afterwards with her tennis team.

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How much do you think one draft
draft beer cost her? Where was

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this? I'm not gonna I don't
know for one, but in Louisville.

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Yeah, draft beer is out in
the East. I don't know what kind

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of hell. I have no idea
how well it probably it depends. I

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mean, you can get some of
the high alcohol ones might cost you ten

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or eleven dollars. This was a
course light or corse light? Draft were

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a corps light family? What do
you think? I think it was a

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Mexican joint? What do you think
one course? I well, you can

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get those goblets eyes on six dollars
pint of course lights. Who could do

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that anymore? Who could go out
and drink? I just I was shocked

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because I never leave the house except
for Friday night. I was gonna say,

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when's the last time you left the
house. That's about right. Well,

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Friday night we go to Baranos,
right right, But I drink tequila

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there and I got all the prices
down most places with your wife and have

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a couple of six bucks. Jack. By the way, the bear knows

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over there on Hurstborn has a really
good happy hour. Oh yes, they

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Jack, that happens to be my
name. That's prettyamn good. Nick naughty.

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Okay, just get another new friend
to the show. And by the

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way, you called, you know
why you call the brother. You call

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the brother because the brother might not
know that mom and dad is getting thirteen

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hundred dollars from the daughter like the
parents might have not told the brother.

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By the way, Susie is giving
us thirteen hundred dollars a month, he

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might not know. He might have
just asked, mom and dad, can

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you hear me out with two hundreds? This is money that allows them to

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retire if you want them to work, so you can drink. Oh no,

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no, no, call him and
tell him yeah no, yeah,

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yeah, sorry. Of course.
More than one million people people around the

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world are fat. Are fat?
Yes, you got it. It took

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a guess, you got it.
I was gonna either dumb or fat?

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A new How many dumb people do
you think there? Even more? There

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are eight There are eight billion people
on planet Earth. They think all right,

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because you couldn't obviously know how many
you think are dumb. Out of

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eight billion, at least half of
them four billion, half got be four

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Oh yes, at least have you
walked down the street lately. Okay,

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my wife just texted me the joint. I'm not gonna it doesn't matter.

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That's about right, and it's sure
I don't go out except for it's bear

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knows that's not how much it is
a baron. I was way cheaper.

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It's typically six dollars a pint for
a craft beer, not usually for the

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domestic. It should be a Does
she look and make sure not one of

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her little tennis friends didn't put their
little fou fu beer on her tab?

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Oh, Pierre, it might have
been Jumpierre, you buy from me the

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beauty before we do. I am
here to steal your girlfriend. Would you

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stop it? Please? Her tennis
instructor has listen, she's not hurt his

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sight. Susan hasn't giggled like a
schoolgirl even when she was a schoolgirl.

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She comes home from tennis so happy. Yeah, whistling, mister physical fitness.

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It gets the endorphins going. She's
smiling, has a globe about her.

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She's extra generous. That night's Jamaican
walking on the beach, swinging inside.

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You go for the skoopa? All
right, alright, listen. More

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than a billion people around the world
are fats. A new global anal license

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anal annual. Oh no analysts sorry, anal what oh analysts? Sorry?

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A new global analyst reveals that obesie
rates for children have quadrupled in the last

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thirty years. And hey, the
boy we got a lot of young fats

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too. You know, well,
uh, what a great job title global

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at. I know everything you eat
in America makes you fat. I'm sorry.

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It's the most unhealthy food on the
planet. And we're supposed to be

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the shining beacon for the for the
world. We have the crappiest foods.

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Did you see the cheerios? They
think there's pesticides and cheerios. Come on,

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man, the FDA is not your
friend. They also said hose water

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was bad. We grew up on
hose water taste like rubber. Really,

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nothing happened to you, huh nothing
all. I'm perfectly I'm perfectly normal.

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My brain functions are just damn ah. No, this is my fiance Carl.

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Oh, he's an analst. No, no, he's a global he's

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a global analist, global analyst.
That's big time. So what's the point

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of the story. They counted any
fat people? Yeah, worldwide, the

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children's obesie rate has quadruples. That's
sad. When you see a really fat

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child them the ice cream and all
this other crap, and I mean,

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and trust me, a little fat. Dwight was happy, but he paid

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the price. To us. The
US has the tenth highest rate for obesity.

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That's it. I thought we'd be
higher too. See ahead, the

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tenth highest obesity rate. When it
comes to men, Where do we I'm

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gonna put this out to you all. We're tenth when it comes to men.

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Where do you who we are when
it comes to women? What obesity

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among women? We're probably fifth?
No, I bet you were no lower

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on that. What is it?
So you're thinking that women are fatter than

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men. That's Dave Jennings and Tony. We are thirty six, So I

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thought thirty six women are taking care
of them. American women are obsessed with

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the o their figure in all that, plus, there's just so many things.

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Look, we undervalue public shaming.
I know we undervalue it. Tell

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your fat Tony, your fat Kenny
story, Fat Kenny. Listen, very

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look, everyone knew fat Kenny.
But why did fat Kenny lose weight and

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ran his sprints fatter faster, fatter
faster Because coach would say, we're gonna

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run sprints until fat Kenny is not
last. And then fat Kenny's running the

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sprints going I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Come on, Fat Kenny, come

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on. As he's eating a chicken
lambs he's eating the twinkie, he is

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eating the tin. How do you
know you stink? If your friends don't,

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go, dude, you smell.
Public shaming work right, Okay,

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peer shaming words right if you're dude. If your kid says I'm a cat,

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shake the kid and go you're not
a cat. Dumb ass, Do

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you stink? Or your clothes are
dirty? Go clean your damn clothes.

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It's it's public. It's undervalued these
days. I think shank the kid,

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shake him, shake him. If
you tell a little fat kid, I

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want to shake, you, go, I want to shake. I was

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gonna say, this is no prison
yard, but there are some schools probably

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too big to shake. Well,
ozimpiic Like you know, we always say

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there's not a magic bullet, but
if anything is close, it's ozempic.

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Oh. Well but yeah, yeah, but then what we don't know.

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Listen without failure, turn on the
TV commercials, and then you hear this.

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If you took bayout Wall back in
nineteen eighty three, call, yeah,

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there's always something that comes out.
There's no easy fix. Sure you

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can do it, but if you
really really do it, okay, way

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raise your hand. Okay, David, Yes, swighte Yes, Tony doctor,

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Yeah, let him in on it. What about may break up?

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Nigel Beam, I got the fabulous
nippos you already have. Maybe you made

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this deal if you could have the
perfect body and eat whatever you want,

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but you have to lop off the
last five years of your life, would

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you do it? Absolutely? I'm
raising my mind. I am too,

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five years, the last five years. Okay, I'm gonna quote Tim with

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you go diet eighty you're gonna die. It's seventy five. If you go

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to eighty five, I'm gonna quote
the late great Tim Wilson, friends of

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all of us, So, okay, I'll do in his voice. I

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asked Tim Wilson one time. I
said, because he smoked those reds,

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marble reds. I said, Tim, aren't you scared? You're gonna have

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a heart attack and die and you
gotta do something? He said, You're

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right. If I die early,
I'm just gonna miss the poop my pantsiers.

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And if I missed the poop my
pants yours, I'm good with it.

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I don't want to live through the
poop my pantsiers. So are there

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going to be five of him?
Take it? Okay? Dave so you

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you're saying, no, it's tempting
with the five years is a lot.

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It is two years, absolutely something, because you're not gonna suck for five

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years. I think something is going
to keep us alive longer than we want.

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That could be. I think us
three would be like you know,

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it's the it's the line from King
pen Dave. How's life taking it?

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I told I told my wife,
Susan Tyler Whitten last week. I'm gonna

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go to my doctor, not my
doctor, but my dentist, Karen Ward.

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I have this back molar replaced with
a molar that I can shatter that

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has a sinaide capsule. You do
not You do not want to die of

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poison. It is a horrible,
horrible death as opposed to sitting to a

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home, Yes, I do.
If I got to sit there and get

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warehouse and a home, and all
I gotta do is have a nurse come

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in and do X Y Z on
me all day and I'm just staring at

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the wall. I'm biting the and
then one day you cheer on an apple

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seed. No even better, ironically, apple seeds have I know, and

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I can't taste it now that SINAI
is probably just the apple seed. Unless

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I had a good friend like Tony
or Day. Yes, that could come

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in, take my pillow and just
be Chief. I'll kill you. We

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do that, I will kill you. Can you do it like Chief?

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Did it? Even feel bad about
it? I actually will feel good about

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it. Really, I will kill
you and feel good about it. We

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will be the mother brothers. Yes, if you could, I want to

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go. You all be Chief and
I'll be Jack Nicholson what was his name?

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No? No, no, why
don't we just go to the gorge

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and I could just roll you off? I want to do that, man,

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are you kid? I want to
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and just go we all the way
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me. God, that was the
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that's the point, all right.
Uh. Speaking of fat people, my

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wife and I were fat over the
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thank you. I fit in thirty
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day and Jackie, she goes give
me that dress right there. And if

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I was in the inner closet and
she goes give me that dress right there.

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It was the dress you wore for
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Did you come out of the closet
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years ago, twenty five years ago. The dress you wore for rehearsal dinner,

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she fits in it now. Weight
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Tony said, I can get a
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five hundred dollars treatment. And once
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you'll go back. That's what we
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She fit in her rehearsal dinner dress
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didn't have an ugly bi cade for
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do what to mean with those slim
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them. You're gonna love your shady
rays. One real quick note from Loggy

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Logston and we were talking about how
many stupid people were in the world.

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He says, I'm listening to three
stupid people right now. Okay, more

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on the way, including really in
the years than eleven o'clock hour. Jeff

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Tait from Queen's Right joins the show, lost to get to the news,

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Ready to wait forty w h as
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is making me feel sexy. But
I do want to warn people. And

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I don't know if it's just this
general area, but uh, nobody at

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the office can log into their Facebook
page. Oh, we have been logged

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out and can't get back in at
first, White and I just thought it

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was us when we went. Well, that's probably accurate. I take it

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to a virus. You take everything's
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yes, he's still here. Okay, all these people could just leave.

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She doesn't suggest a mask for our
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or skipping. I'll give you some
gossip headlines. You tell me if we're

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clicking on them, we're skipping them? Oh we will. And by the

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way, let me bring up spot
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from Queen's Wright joins the show,
and Marty Book will have a rant about

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Iu basketball. Yeah O. Kate
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mister re hospitalization. Kate milf.
She is the Princess of Wales. She's

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the prettiest, prettiest damn thing that
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away. I'm sorry. Have you
seen her? Have you seen Princess Diane?

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Oh? She blows Diana away,
She blew away. Oh, shouldn't

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be the Prince of Wales if you're
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Kate Middleton has been spotted for the
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started wondering just when she'd appear again. As we told you previously, the

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Princess of Wales underwent abdominal surgery earlier
this year and spent time recovering outside of

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the public eye. Now the public
can rest easy. She was seen riding

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in a passenger seat of a car
driven by her mother, Carol. I'll

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take it. We were starting to
get a little worried. Yeah, kings

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right. The guards went in and
they said, King Charles, we got

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new on Kate. He goes,
okay, I'm all yours ring the damn

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bell camel. What's not about you? Uh? Stop. I'll take the

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Camilla joke. I don't. I'm
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she is. Kate came in with
a storm. Remember that at the wedding,

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her little sister stole the show with
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you'd be a little bit like a
little salt and pippa what's up?

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Headline. Jason Kelsey referenced Taylor Swift
and his retirement announcement. Click on it.

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The brother was therese A, the
American Royals. Travis, Yeah,

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Travis kelce was there, and they're
both these both these kids, these big

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old kids. They're both crying like
their eyes out. Click on it.

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Have ever noticed that Travis Kelcey kind
of looks like thor and go? Yeah?

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Emotions, that's true. Yeah.
Emotions ran high yesterday as one of

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the most popular players in the league
announced his retirement after thirteen years. Ego

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star Jason Kelsey even brought his brother
Travis to tears as he announced he was

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hanging up his cleats. But fans
of Travis's girlfriend, you know, Taylor

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Swift, think they've seen some nods
to her in the tearful goodbye quote.

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It's only too poetic. I found
my career being fulfilled in the city of

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brotherly Love. I know that relationship
all too well. Maybe quoting Swift's single

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all too Well. It's the second
quote though, that seems to confirm the

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fans speculation if you go above and
beyond in this city, you will be

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rewarded beyond your wildest dreams. Many
think that's a nod to her hit Wildest

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Dreams. Uh, probably not.
But I thought for the movie Blues,

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the best part was where you know, these two brothers went to University of

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Cincinnati. They were not highly recruited, and when they came out of college,

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though, they both got drafted by
the same guy. Okay, Andy

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Reid drafted the Binger brother in Philly, then went to Kansas City and drafted

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the little brother. And I thought
when they were both crying and the moms

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crying, and he was talking about
how they used to play football in the

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street at their house and how many
Super Bowls they had won when they were

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ten and eleven, Yeah, right, right, right. You know it's

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always down to the last play too. It's the last player, right,

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you never go Okay, they're up
by twenty, they give witting the ball.

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It's always like one second to go. I love these guys. I

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love them, dude, They're They're
just a ton of American fun. Helped

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me out with this one headline.
Megan Marco to give keynote speech at s

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X s W. Yeah that's south
By Southwes. I know that, the

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south By Southwest, south By Southwest? What was the initials again? Sx

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SW Yeah, south By Southwest.
What the hell is that. It's a

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gigantic film festival. It's a big
deal. You know they have artists there

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because I have many films. No, yeah, yeah, I'm sure you

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do. Yes, Yes, are
we? Yeah? Is up to now?

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Families got a brand new gig is
music as well. She'll be headlining

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a keynote session of south By Southwest
breaking barriers, shaping narratives, how women

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lead on and off the screen.
She'll be joined by Katie Couric Brooks Shields

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Diversity, Equity and Inclusion consultant Nancy
Nancy Wang probably should change your name,

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don't you think, as well as
moderator Aaron Haynes. South By Southwest CO

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president Hugh Forrest called the keynote the
perfect finishing touch to eight days of remarkable

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keynote speaker. What was the name
of the politician in New York that got

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caught send his pictures of his Oh? Wiener? His last name was Wiener.

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It's exactly right. Anthony Wiener would
be great of his name was Richard

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Winner. If you put in a
movie, you'd be like, Eah,

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it was it was cool. I
mean seriously, the guy that showed pictures

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of his joke was named Wiener.
Come on, yeah, but if if,

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uh, if your name is last
name is Wiener, is in the

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move to change your name to Richard. So walk in the room, going,

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Dick Wiener? How are you?
What happened to Tony Wiener? I

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don't know. He kind of just
shriveled up. Oh David, David No,

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no, slow clap stop stop.
At least he had the balls to

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get into politics. Headline Jamie Fox
may be ready to spill the beans on

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last year's health scare. I want
to hear this man. I like Jamie

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Fox. He's not only funny and
a great actor, but he has won

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the hell of a musician. But
no, who is I mean geez?

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He is one of the more talented
performers. Jamie Fox. Good we may

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soon get an answer to this whole
thing. The comedian actor was accepting a

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Producer's Awards Sunday night in La at
the African American Film Critics Association Awards when

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he hinted at when we might know
more about his health battle. He says

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he's going to do it his way, meeting with Humor and Comedy. Coincidentally,

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Fox teased a possibly return to stand
up last week, So could that

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be the vehicle he's looking for to
tell us all? You know, here's

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the thing. You don't have to
share everything, man, I mean,

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that's part of the problem with America
today is that everyone has to share everything

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with them. And if you're looking
for support, I'm all for that,

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saying hey, I'm down right now. If you could send prayers, that

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would be great. I'm all for
that. But if it's past and you're

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back in the workplace and all that, there's no reason to go back and

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go yeah, I had this issue. Just move on. Many keeps some

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things privy. You have been in
the spot, like for thirty years,

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got some big news. Lots of
pasta turned forty to yesterday forty two.

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They always have the special on Tuesday
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where everything is twenty percent off.
The homemade pizza is, the ingredients to

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make your own pizza, those family
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the dressings, you name it,
it's all twenty percent. Have lunch

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today and do some shopping. You
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Lots of pasta twenty percent off today. I will be by there a

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little bit later to pick up some
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the next couple of days for spring
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of pasta for you. The ravioli, for sure, the lasagna for sure.

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and they'll crush it all lots of
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and after that we got Jeff Tait
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