WEBVTT 1 00:00:23.920 --> 00:00:28.519 Hello, and welcome to a very special of the Giant Bomb Cast, Episode 2 00:00:28.800 --> 00:00:32.799 eight hundred and three. Howard by n z XT. This is God's favorite 3 00:00:32.799 --> 00:00:38.119 podcast and continues to be God's favorite podcast. I'm your host today, ready 4 00:00:38.159 --> 00:00:42.000 to give a special message. Jan Ochoa joining me, co captain of the 5 00:00:42.039 --> 00:00:45.840 ship. Ready to talk to you about the birds and the bees and everything 6 00:00:45.880 --> 00:00:52.119 above. Jeff Grubb, I have Christopher Maloney saying ten gigs of women's butts 7 00:00:52.159 --> 00:00:54.719 playing on repeat in my head, and I'm sorry, that's just gonna be 8 00:00:54.759 --> 00:01:00.600 all I can think about today. Ready to explain, explain what gigs and 9 00:01:00.640 --> 00:01:07.519 memory are and personal computer components. Jeff Beck. Well, when two podcasts 10 00:01:07.560 --> 00:01:15.920 love each other, they get married in the woods and nobody comes. Well, 11 00:01:15.959 --> 00:01:21.959 we weren't saying that word anymore. Thank you, Jan, and our 12 00:01:22.120 --> 00:01:26.840 very special guest and our dear friend also here to help deliver the special messages 13 00:01:27.000 --> 00:01:30.200 of I'm leaving. I assume it's me, isn't me? There's there's no 14 00:01:30.200 --> 00:01:34.319 one else else here that I haven't introduced yet. Bailey, Bailey Myers, 15 00:01:34.959 --> 00:01:38.400 it's me. Hello, right when I'm back. That's right, Hello, 16 00:01:38.680 --> 00:01:45.159 everyone? What's up? Haters? Bails? Who's the haters here, haters 17 00:01:45.280 --> 00:01:52.680 here. I only said that because there are no haters. Funny, there 18 00:01:52.680 --> 00:01:59.000 are haters. Haters get fucked. Yeah, yeah, that's right. I 19 00:01:59.560 --> 00:02:02.319 don't know is gonna go with like the special PBS intro. I was hoping 20 00:02:02.319 --> 00:02:06.799 one of you would derail it, and then of course you did do derail 21 00:02:06.840 --> 00:02:09.800 it. So it's great, it's fantastic. How is everyone doing? I 22 00:02:09.960 --> 00:02:14.560 lied when you said earlier. I hope everybody's ready. I don't feel ready 23 00:02:14.560 --> 00:02:16.319 for this podcast. I don't feel ready at all. It's okay, you 24 00:02:16.360 --> 00:02:20.080 put news in. That's enough. I did. I mean, I did 25 00:02:20.159 --> 00:02:23.439 my job, like yeah, for sure, it's all right, that's all 26 00:02:23.520 --> 00:02:25.560 right. I'm looking at the time. We got space to vamp real quick, 27 00:02:25.599 --> 00:02:29.080 you know, and then we'll talk about games for a bit. You 28 00:02:29.120 --> 00:02:31.840 know, how's everyone? This is where we vamp for a bit. I 29 00:02:31.879 --> 00:02:36.520 want a vamp. I'm happy to vamp. I need help. I need 30 00:02:36.520 --> 00:02:40.159 help, is what I do? What's wrong? So you know I'm going 31 00:02:40.159 --> 00:02:46.039 away for a little while, going away, Yeah, leaving town. I'm 32 00:02:46.120 --> 00:02:50.759 leaving on a job plane. Yeah, I'm telling you where I'm going. 33 00:02:50.759 --> 00:02:55.719 But I'm you're now in charge of Giant Bomb. It's right, I'll send 34 00:02:55.719 --> 00:03:00.120 you the sword you have to carry with you the sentence, just like the 35 00:03:00.199 --> 00:03:04.960 fortune teller told me it would be Yep. She was like really specific, 36 00:03:05.000 --> 00:03:07.120 and I was like that seems improbable, and she's like, no, no, 37 00:03:07.199 --> 00:03:09.800 it's gonna happen. Trust me. There will be a jet plane and 38 00:03:10.080 --> 00:03:15.000 it's a long trip. I'll be gone for a while. And I'm just 39 00:03:15.560 --> 00:03:17.520 it's kind of a mess with packing, Like I don't know what to do. 40 00:03:17.639 --> 00:03:22.199 Really. I tell myself, I'm gonna pack like four days in advance 41 00:03:22.240 --> 00:03:27.599 and less than that now till we leave. And I haven't really done anything. 42 00:03:27.599 --> 00:03:30.719 I have like seven lists in eight rooms of my house, and I'm 43 00:03:30.759 --> 00:03:36.599 not like what I just forgot. I forgot how to travel, I forgot 44 00:03:36.639 --> 00:03:40.159 what to do. I'm a grown man with little boy problems. They don't 45 00:03:40.159 --> 00:03:44.800 know what to do what I do. And just you know, go through 46 00:03:44.800 --> 00:03:46.159 your day and as you're like doing the stuff for your normal day and be 47 00:03:46.159 --> 00:03:49.439 like, oh do I need to bring this Yes to No, and then 48 00:03:49.919 --> 00:03:53.039 then definitely forget a couple of important things and buy it when you get there. 49 00:03:53.360 --> 00:03:55.840 Nope, where I'm going, you can't buy anything. Just got just 50 00:03:55.919 --> 00:04:01.680 having going to jail yeah, well themissary you can buy stuff. Yeah, 51 00:04:01.759 --> 00:04:05.759 you can. You can bar danger. It's shit, yo, people stream 52 00:04:05.840 --> 00:04:09.400 still from prison. You could do that. You could still be on this 53 00:04:09.439 --> 00:04:13.120 show. People stream from prison? Yeah, oh yeah big on TikTok. 54 00:04:13.840 --> 00:04:17.160 That's cool. I guess barely stream from my house. That's really amazing, 55 00:04:17.720 --> 00:04:23.040 man, that's good stuff. You know, Like, like I said, 56 00:04:23.160 --> 00:04:27.240 gonna be gone for a while, I want like a good like content streaming 57 00:04:27.279 --> 00:04:30.120 thing. And I'm like, do I just bring my Roku? Like do 58 00:04:30.199 --> 00:04:33.279 I bring a chrome cast? Do I bring in just an iPad with like 59 00:04:33.319 --> 00:04:36.319 an HDMI adapter? And then it's like, well I might be on like 60 00:04:36.399 --> 00:04:40.199 Hotel Wi fire lit up for a little bit, then like air b and 61 00:04:40.240 --> 00:04:42.920 b Wi Fi for a little bit, and it's like there's all that. 62 00:04:43.199 --> 00:04:48.040 Then it's like how many keyboards do I bring? No keyboards? However many 63 00:04:48.079 --> 00:04:53.000 days you're going one for each day and then just one extra just in case. 64 00:04:53.240 --> 00:04:57.600 And then it's like how many different variety of right do I bring? 65 00:04:58.000 --> 00:05:02.040 Hey, it's just thought about loads to bring, you know that I'll buy 66 00:05:02.279 --> 00:05:06.160 in jail, I'll buy Yeah, do you think they provide those? Were 67 00:05:06.240 --> 00:05:12.480 you there? Actually? Yeah, it's gonna be fun. SPF is a 68 00:05:12.560 --> 00:05:16.360 relevant topic. I'll bring I'll be bringing more than any human could possibly need. 69 00:05:17.120 --> 00:05:20.079 Although I look, I did a little bit of research and one of 70 00:05:20.079 --> 00:05:23.680 the places I'm going, I'm going to a couple of places. One of 71 00:05:23.720 --> 00:05:28.600 the places I'm going has like this thing where you stand in a device and 72 00:05:28.680 --> 00:05:33.920 you just like don't move and various sprays like lather you in sunscreen. It's 73 00:05:33.959 --> 00:05:40.240 like has Matt Decontaminators? Are you going to hedonism too in Jamaica? Where 74 00:05:40.319 --> 00:05:43.319 what are you doing here? No, I'm going to like I'm going to 75 00:05:43.519 --> 00:05:49.600 one tropical place and then one American place in the most American ass place. 76 00:05:49.800 --> 00:05:56.560 Are you going to like the Olive Garden in Times Square and then not the 77 00:05:56.920 --> 00:06:01.600 Circle of Hell? Yeah? So so that so like, but I when 78 00:06:01.600 --> 00:06:05.879 I'm on the beach, I wear pretty much long sleeves and everything, so 79 00:06:06.079 --> 00:06:11.560 maybe that's not gonna just getting sunscreen all over my clothes. There's a resort 80 00:06:11.600 --> 00:06:14.920 and you make it called he hedonism too. I don't think there's a hedonism 81 00:06:14.920 --> 00:06:18.680 one. Yeah. I really like it when there's like places that are named 82 00:06:18.720 --> 00:06:25.120 as sequels. Anytime there's a bar that's like yeah right, yeah here, 83 00:06:25.480 --> 00:06:30.720 Yeah, My favorite tak area in Oakland, uh is called El Paisa at 84 00:06:30.839 --> 00:06:34.920 dot com. There's no website, but it's like at sign dot com. 85 00:06:34.959 --> 00:06:38.680 It's great. That rules. Oh my god, I just wanted there. 86 00:06:38.720 --> 00:06:41.360 So we're gonna get the tech bros in on with this. We just put 87 00:06:41.399 --> 00:06:44.399 some some stuff they say all the time, and we'll trick them into come 88 00:06:44.399 --> 00:06:46.759 and getting our tacareas. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Uh. I just 89 00:06:46.800 --> 00:06:50.120 want to put it out there because I saw it in the YouTube chat there. 90 00:06:50.240 --> 00:06:54.600 I am not going on a fucking cruise. I am not a psychopath. 91 00:06:55.160 --> 00:06:59.600 Okay, I'm sorry. I want don't want to cruise. You cruise 92 00:06:59.680 --> 00:07:04.839 people will enjoy your fucking jail on the seas and just do whatever anything is 93 00:07:04.879 --> 00:07:09.319 there. It's like you're you live on a mall. You live on a 94 00:07:09.399 --> 00:07:13.199 mall on water. That sounds great, look the old. I've been on 95 00:07:13.279 --> 00:07:16.399 two cruises and they're both in the worst experiences of my life. The only 96 00:07:16.439 --> 00:07:20.399 time I would maybe think about going on another cruise is like maybe up to 97 00:07:20.439 --> 00:07:25.360 like Alaska where it's like super cold and everyone there is just like, I 98 00:07:25.399 --> 00:07:29.600 don't know, I feel like they're more normal than than the hot cruise people. 99 00:07:29.920 --> 00:07:31.439 But I don't know. It's just because like like you can definitely get 100 00:07:31.480 --> 00:07:36.800 like norovirus is just gonna be like, dude, you are getting something horrific, 101 00:07:38.319 --> 00:07:43.480 and all sixty thousand of you are stuck on this floating hotel. You're 102 00:07:43.519 --> 00:07:46.600 like, it doesn't make sense anywhere, not on paper, not in a 103 00:07:46.639 --> 00:07:50.639 fantasy. It's insane. It's insane. It sucks. Thank you everyone in 104 00:07:50.720 --> 00:07:55.319 Chad grees. I'm glad that there's an unanimous feeling about cruiser. You know, 105 00:07:55.319 --> 00:07:59.920 you're you're pulling a dan By by gaslighting the audio listeners, right, 106 00:08:00.639 --> 00:08:03.959 I'm sorry. Cruise cruise hate is like the safest gas lighting you can do, 107 00:08:05.360 --> 00:08:07.360 because it is not like a fifty fifty. It is like a ninety 108 00:08:07.439 --> 00:08:13.839 ten in favor of hating on cruises because they're so insane. Were cruise in 109 00:08:13.920 --> 00:08:20.360 March on a cruise, my dad wanted to spend his birthday with Captain Mickey, 110 00:08:20.519 --> 00:08:24.600 so we did. Oh that's adorable, shouts out, yeah. Would 111 00:08:24.639 --> 00:08:26.759 you say no to him backlar if he was like, come with me on 112 00:08:26.759 --> 00:08:30.199 this cruise. I want to see Captain Mickey on my birthday. Would you 113 00:08:30.240 --> 00:08:33.200 really look that man in the eyes and say no? Fuck cruises. I 114 00:08:33.200 --> 00:08:37.240 wouldn't say fun cruises. I would just be like, I'm not joining you 115 00:08:37.279 --> 00:08:41.039 on this vacation. Thank you for the invite. You were close like that. 116 00:08:41.360 --> 00:08:45.120 I don't think I've ever hurtful. I don't think i've ever met him, 117 00:08:45.240 --> 00:08:48.559 actually, but you've received an email from him before. I'm sure I've 118 00:08:48.600 --> 00:08:52.799 gotten the corresponding emails from death through electronic mail. I'm sure can't be. 119 00:08:52.960 --> 00:08:54.960 It can't be on an episode of this up bringing him up, but he 120 00:08:54.000 --> 00:08:56.120 comes up a lot. It's not my fault. Yeah, I got two 121 00:08:56.159 --> 00:08:58.159 emails from him the other day. I was like, yeah, he's just 122 00:08:58.159 --> 00:09:01.679 there in the top of everyone's mind. Yes, exactly, top of mind 123 00:09:01.720 --> 00:09:07.159 all the time. I want to give a special special shout out preemptively to 124 00:09:07.240 --> 00:09:11.159 the shout out section. Also, hey, new rules, because you jerks 125 00:09:11.200 --> 00:09:16.279 just like just fudge everything up, just ruin everything. We're only okay, 126 00:09:16.440 --> 00:09:20.240 the shoutouts will start as soon as email segment starts. But we're only going 127 00:09:20.279 --> 00:09:24.720 to fifty, So squabble amongst yourselves, all right. Whenever we get to 128 00:09:24.759 --> 00:09:28.559 fit hard cut off at fifty okay, you guys will fight until then, 129 00:09:28.919 --> 00:09:31.759 but anyway, brawl in there as you are as you're reading it, there's 130 00:09:31.759 --> 00:09:35.399 gonna be a brawl to be the top fifty. Uh. Special shout outs 131 00:09:35.799 --> 00:09:41.960 to the newlyweds, im run and rep lovely wedding. What a great wedding. 132 00:09:41.320 --> 00:09:46.600 Congratulations game a king and a prom King and queen. Absolutely yes, 133 00:09:46.360 --> 00:09:50.440 congratulations to them both. Uh, how do we feel about anyone else? 134 00:09:50.519 --> 00:09:54.320 Got some random jazz to talk about or get off their chests? You want 135 00:09:54.360 --> 00:10:00.360 the cruised pole report? All right? Yeah, I kind of fifteen? 136 00:10:00.519 --> 00:10:05.159 Okay, overwhelming? That's what a goddamn landslide. What a goddamn landslide? 137 00:10:05.240 --> 00:10:11.039 Okay, how many people a landslide is? Yeah, that's considered a landslide 138 00:10:11.039 --> 00:10:13.759 for sure. Yeah, it gives more than twice either, Okay, how 139 00:10:13.759 --> 00:10:18.240 many cruises that voted on? This is what i'd be because I mean, 140 00:10:18.440 --> 00:10:20.440 to me, it's like the idea of going on a cruise. It's like 141 00:10:20.840 --> 00:10:24.919 maybe like twenty percent of people ever go on a cruise. I've never been. 142 00:10:24.039 --> 00:10:26.960 Go go No, I don't. I don't want to. I don't. 143 00:10:28.320 --> 00:10:30.919 Yeah, of course we're going to go on a cruise. Well, 144 00:10:30.960 --> 00:10:31.759 I don't want to go on a tropical cruise. I would go on like 145 00:10:31.759 --> 00:10:37.639 one of those retirement cruises like along the scene in Europe or something. I 146 00:10:37.639 --> 00:10:39.320 would do that, like that that goes all the different cities in Europe. 147 00:10:39.360 --> 00:10:43.440 I might hit that. Oh that would go on. I would go on 148 00:10:43.480 --> 00:10:50.000 a very small uh like giant bomb booze cruise. Yeah, I would do 149 00:10:50.039 --> 00:10:52.559 that. That's gonna be nothing but diseases. Actually, so I would be 150 00:10:52.639 --> 00:10:56.480 very It's really open and there's no like lodges, no like mess hall. 151 00:10:56.559 --> 00:11:00.320 You'll be fine. You think we can cond people to do that though a 152 00:11:00.440 --> 00:11:05.559 large draft? Yeah, you think we can see all right? You know, 153 00:11:05.840 --> 00:11:07.159 someone that doesn't know how to swim, I would have to be wearing 154 00:11:07.200 --> 00:11:11.559 a life jacket at all times. Okay, I mean I feel like the 155 00:11:11.559 --> 00:11:16.000 odds of you going overboard or slim, but if you want to feel also, 156 00:11:16.240 --> 00:11:18.039 how many life jackets could we put on jan It's a question I think 157 00:11:18.039 --> 00:11:24.000 we answer all of a sudden, cruising back on the table, I think 158 00:11:24.000 --> 00:11:31.960 we get fifty on him. I think we get fifty life properly or just 159 00:11:31.039 --> 00:11:37.519 like hung everywhere anywhere in any way it counts. I think we get fifty 160 00:11:37.600 --> 00:11:39.679 on there. He'd just be a ball of safety. I think it depends 161 00:11:39.679 --> 00:11:43.879 whether or not he still has his hair, sure of course. Yes, 162 00:11:43.200 --> 00:11:48.480 Okay, okay, well let's buoyant, he's let's point, let's talk about 163 00:11:48.519 --> 00:11:56.039 games. Okay quick? No, quick, Zelda? Check is why? 164 00:11:54.159 --> 00:12:01.799 Uh? Uh? Yes? I still like you? Planning on a plane 165 00:12:01.840 --> 00:12:05.240 soon quick, Zelda? Check for folks, if you missed it last week, 166 00:12:05.279 --> 00:12:11.320 I made an unwise decision to make a large declarative statement on a podcast. 167 00:12:11.399 --> 00:12:15.320 It gets listened to by at least two dozen people. You know what 168 00:12:15.360 --> 00:12:18.559 you did? I made have been But if I do not finish Tears of 169 00:12:18.600 --> 00:12:24.519 the Kingdom by the beginning of the Saturday panel at packs this guy, I 170 00:12:24.559 --> 00:12:30.879 would shave my head. Would you expect? You know? I got the 171 00:12:31.000 --> 00:12:33.480 hard thing out of the way. I recorded that yesterday with grub. That's 172 00:12:33.519 --> 00:12:37.480 out of the way. Yes you're yes, You've got the big work thing 173 00:12:37.519 --> 00:12:39.200 done, so you could like get back into it. But where are you 174 00:12:39.240 --> 00:12:41.240 at? And Zelda? Have you gone back to play? Zelda? Oh? 175 00:12:41.320 --> 00:12:45.240 Yes, I was playing last night and then I finally got the last 176 00:12:45.279 --> 00:12:48.919 tower that I didn't get. Uh. Did I do any of the mainline 177 00:12:48.960 --> 00:12:52.399 story stuff? No? I just kept running around what is you? Is 178 00:12:52.399 --> 00:12:54.559 it? Saying? Hey, go check out what like what's going on with 179 00:12:54.639 --> 00:12:56.399 Zelda at the at the castle. Oh no, no, it doesn't say 180 00:12:56.440 --> 00:13:01.240 that anymore. I'm past that. I'm like, God, okay, then 181 00:13:01.240 --> 00:13:03.879 you're good. Yeah, good because if you like, I mean, you 182 00:13:03.960 --> 00:13:07.759 got to do the big thing. But other than that, you'll you'll crush 183 00:13:07.759 --> 00:13:09.519 it. You'll be done soon. Yeah. What are shaving your head? 184 00:13:09.600 --> 00:13:15.120 Gives you like, uh, some sort of cool fucking superpower or something? 185 00:13:15.519 --> 00:13:20.080 What would that? Because powers? Yeah? And are you doing do we 186 00:13:20.159 --> 00:13:24.639 say if you're bicking it or if you're doing We're not. We're not bicking 187 00:13:24.679 --> 00:13:28.240 it. So you're like a number zero or a number one, we're doing 188 00:13:28.320 --> 00:13:30.399 like a one or two. You know, we could do it too, 189 00:13:30.440 --> 00:13:33.360 he'll before. I mean, it's gonna be so short compared to what it 190 00:13:33.440 --> 00:13:37.600 is, like even like a two or three would be Yeah, it just 191 00:13:37.600 --> 00:13:39.879 it would count as a buzz cut at that point. That's what we're talking 192 00:13:39.879 --> 00:13:41.279 about here. Yeah. But see, we're all talking like, I'm not 193 00:13:41.320 --> 00:13:46.919 going to finish this game. I'm gonna finish it. Can take somebody, 194 00:13:48.679 --> 00:13:50.720 no, no, no, that I've got to finish this game. What 195 00:13:50.879 --> 00:13:54.879 you're talking about? Who can I bet? Does anybody think on the panel 196 00:13:54.960 --> 00:13:58.720 here does anybody think that he will do it as well? Like, does 197 00:13:58.720 --> 00:14:01.360 any body else also think he'll do it? Because I would like to bet 198 00:14:01.399 --> 00:14:05.200 you money that he will not. Yeah, I think he's gonna do it. 199 00:14:05.200 --> 00:14:07.440 Oh yeah, money, I'll bet money. I don't have any, 200 00:14:07.519 --> 00:14:11.759 But well that defeats the purpose of what I'm gonna win. So let's just 201 00:14:11.759 --> 00:14:16.600 do it, and then if i'll just wel yeah, yeah, I'll load 202 00:14:16.639 --> 00:14:20.080 this. I'm dunk. Yeah. If I could get grub money by him 203 00:14:20.080 --> 00:14:22.639 winning a bet on me, I'll do it. Yeah. Let's go realistically, 204 00:14:22.720 --> 00:14:26.960 like how many hours are you from finishing? You know, a good 205 00:14:26.080 --> 00:14:31.000 hundred probably? Oh oh oh, what can I do? You shave your 206 00:14:31.000 --> 00:14:37.399 head again and I'll grow my hair out? No, no, here, 207 00:14:37.480 --> 00:14:41.720 here's here's prodigy. I would love. I'll just concentery real hard Backlar just 208 00:14:41.840 --> 00:14:46.679 has to have a mustache. He just shaves everything else except the stash. 209 00:14:46.879 --> 00:14:52.000 See that's I haven't been I haven't been clean shaven since the day of my 210 00:14:52.080 --> 00:14:58.159 wedding day. So like eleven years, happiest day of your life, it's 211 00:14:58.159 --> 00:15:01.200 pretty funked up. I think that's a bet that's more fucked up than your 212 00:15:01.240 --> 00:15:05.039 bed. Jan I just gotta say, hey, you know, I want 213 00:15:05.039 --> 00:15:07.960 to make good on another promise. I made it at one pack, so 214 00:15:07.039 --> 00:15:11.840 like I think it was the last packs. The Giant Bomb was at Backlard. 215 00:15:11.879 --> 00:15:13.000 Do you think it's okay with the people at packs if I throw a 216 00:15:13.000 --> 00:15:20.360 bucket of chicken into the audience? Uh? Is it? Is it like 217 00:15:20.399 --> 00:15:24.840 wrapped? You know? Like okay, I could individually wrap the chicken shore. 218 00:15:24.039 --> 00:15:28.360 I feel like right backs West, Yes, I feel like if I'm 219 00:15:28.440 --> 00:15:31.600 if I'm like sitting in from row and I get there and I'm all happy 220 00:15:31.600 --> 00:15:35.159 to see my my Giant Bomb, you know people that I'm here to see, 221 00:15:35.159 --> 00:15:37.840 and then I get it's cooked. It's cooked. Yeah, I realized. 222 00:15:37.840 --> 00:15:39.720 But like you also definitely know if you're at a Giant Bomb panel that 223 00:15:39.960 --> 00:15:43.919 chicken crumbs are very likely to get you like yeahs, So you will get 224 00:15:45.000 --> 00:15:48.360 chicken crumbs. You may get soaked in chicken crumbs. So it's basically a 225 00:15:48.399 --> 00:15:52.559 Gallagher show. Yes, yeah, I don't you have to hand and clutch 226 00:15:52.559 --> 00:15:56.360 because then you can turn the dial down on the chicken you get must chicken, 227 00:15:58.639 --> 00:16:02.080 let me get full wet you go? Man? If I if I 228 00:16:02.120 --> 00:16:06.120 went to a panel and walked away very greasy, I'd be up I'd probably 229 00:16:06.159 --> 00:16:07.799 be upset. I'd be like, oh man, if it was a really 230 00:16:07.799 --> 00:16:14.039 good time, you know, if you started greasy, just maybe individually wrap 231 00:16:14.080 --> 00:16:15.639 him in tinfoil or something. I don't know. I thought, well with 232 00:16:15.720 --> 00:16:22.080 you and individually wrapping stuff in tinfoil, I'm just very to look like that. 233 00:16:22.960 --> 00:16:26.200 I don't like things getting very dirty, So I'm a bad person to 234 00:16:26.240 --> 00:16:30.679 ask. Like if my kid rolls around outside, like I literally have to 235 00:16:30.720 --> 00:16:33.080 walk away because I don't want to tell him not to do it. Because 236 00:16:33.080 --> 00:16:36.320 he's a kid. He should do it, he should get dirty. But 237 00:16:36.399 --> 00:16:40.559 it fucks me up inside so much when I just have to like walk away, 238 00:16:41.080 --> 00:16:45.679 and yeah, so that's who I am. Okay, I feel as 239 00:16:45.720 --> 00:16:48.679 long as you have a vegan option, so if you throw stuff in the 240 00:16:48.720 --> 00:16:52.559 audience, you gotta chicken. And then it's like one part of the crowd's 241 00:16:52.600 --> 00:16:57.159 like, we're vegetarian. You throw some I don't know, tofu at him 242 00:16:57.559 --> 00:17:03.240 with it. Yeah, act this sealery. Could you imagine you're vegan and 243 00:17:03.279 --> 00:17:06.839 you go to a giant bump panel only to get slapped in the face with 244 00:17:06.960 --> 00:17:11.599 a drumstick, and like, what the with all the random food talk we 245 00:17:11.680 --> 00:17:15.000 have here with me talking about that I could probably eat one hundred nuggets in 246 00:17:15.000 --> 00:17:21.480 one sitting, the hot dog discourse of the past year, the cheese pizza 247 00:17:21.519 --> 00:17:25.200 gate, of pizza gate, that we need to Okay, I need to 248 00:17:25.240 --> 00:17:30.200 read you know who knows what we'll be talking about in Q three, right 249 00:17:30.400 --> 00:17:34.880 right? You're right? New food product will cause us distress exactly, Bailey. 250 00:17:34.960 --> 00:17:37.240 What's what's going to be the food? Just just what the fortune tellers 251 00:17:37.279 --> 00:17:41.559 say? Soup. We're gonna have to figure out what soup is to find 252 00:17:41.599 --> 00:17:45.160 as fuck. Yeah, it's it's just crunchy water. Yeah, it's cereal 253 00:17:45.200 --> 00:17:48.640 is soup? We have to think about this. Ah, we can't. 254 00:17:48.680 --> 00:17:52.559 Shit, I can't. I can't deal with this. I can't deal with 255 00:17:52.599 --> 00:17:56.079 that. H for next quarter? Okay, next quarter? All right? 256 00:17:56.119 --> 00:18:00.440 Everyone four to put it away? Put it away, not a lot. 257 00:18:00.480 --> 00:18:04.920 Put a pin in that has cyril ever come in? I can't never mind? 258 00:18:06.039 --> 00:18:07.960 Oh oh no, that's a that's a cool thing though to ask like 259 00:18:08.039 --> 00:18:12.319 that's not controversial. That's just like a fun thought experiment, right, yeskay? 260 00:18:12.359 --> 00:18:17.880 But would it be wet like corn anyway? Like dog food? I 261 00:18:17.920 --> 00:18:22.039 need to we can't have tangents on the show anymore. We just need to 262 00:18:22.039 --> 00:18:25.279 talk about video games. Hey, Tears Is the Kingdom is a fantastic game. 263 00:18:25.400 --> 00:18:29.279 It's great. I have a stupid smile every time, like I find 264 00:18:29.319 --> 00:18:33.359 something new and stupid. It's like, you idiots, all right, cool, 265 00:18:33.599 --> 00:18:37.359 lets go help you out. Uh huh. I beat I beat it, 266 00:18:37.359 --> 00:18:38.319 and I felt I still felt the same way, where it's just like 267 00:18:38.319 --> 00:18:41.400 every time I would stumble across something, it was like, yeah, that's 268 00:18:41.559 --> 00:18:45.279 amazing, that's end. Even in here. I spent a solid hour last 269 00:18:45.359 --> 00:18:51.519 night taking selfies with gorons because they were just adorable. I'm like, what's 270 00:18:51.640 --> 00:18:55.839 up? How you play the game and wind up shaving your head in eleven 271 00:18:55.960 --> 00:19:00.200 days? Yeah? You know, I'm training. I'm training, and I'm 272 00:19:00.240 --> 00:19:03.119 gonna spend a lot of time training. So I'm just gonna I'm gonna beat 273 00:19:03.119 --> 00:19:07.720 this game. I'm convinced. I'm convinced you're not You're not all right. 274 00:19:07.799 --> 00:19:11.920 So I am like, I'm like, what is your main mission right now? 275 00:19:11.920 --> 00:19:18.640 Do you know? Off two of the fuck nos grub Okay, Okay, 276 00:19:18.680 --> 00:19:21.440 I'm not gonna because that's a spoiler. I'm trying to like figure out 277 00:19:21.440 --> 00:19:25.240 a way you're like he would have to scroll so far up he'll never get 278 00:19:25.359 --> 00:19:29.119 up there. Exactly. I've just talked to so many people and then I'm 279 00:19:29.160 --> 00:19:30.759 like, you know, I'm gonna help you out. I forget Zelda. 280 00:19:30.839 --> 00:19:33.400 We don't need, we don't need right now, right? Have you been 281 00:19:33.440 --> 00:19:37.279 finding the tears the different tiers and stuff, like you've got to find them 282 00:19:37.279 --> 00:19:40.519 all? Did you get all the tears? Okay? Yeah, that's really 283 00:19:41.000 --> 00:19:47.799 so critically important lemonade right there? Yeah, okay, oh no, that 284 00:19:48.759 --> 00:19:52.799 also already exploring the depths more in depth though, see, okay, you're 285 00:19:52.839 --> 00:19:57.200 doing okay, you're definitely not finishing this game. Yeah, that's what I 286 00:19:57.200 --> 00:20:02.079 did, and I now I've actually fully one. There was like two little 287 00:20:02.119 --> 00:20:03.720 spots I couldn't get too because I didn't go to didn't beat the game. 288 00:20:03.720 --> 00:20:08.400 And then once I did that, that made it easier. That ending jan 289 00:20:08.880 --> 00:20:15.240 is very very good. It's very good. So I would try to see 290 00:20:15.279 --> 00:20:18.240 it like it's like, yeah, make it happen, No, I'm gonna 291 00:20:18.240 --> 00:20:22.200 make it happy. I made me cry real human tears out of really yeah, 292 00:20:22.359 --> 00:20:26.160 human tears. Yeah, emotional too, but this will made me cry 293 00:20:26.200 --> 00:20:30.079 in a different way. Yeah, exactly, not not to make it all 294 00:20:30.079 --> 00:20:33.559 about me. But like I wonder when I'm gonna finish this game, like 295 00:20:33.599 --> 00:20:38.279 I will I'm going to experience really human tears. Yeah, like what are 296 00:20:38.319 --> 00:20:41.599 what? Am I going to be able to cry with my son? Yeah, 297 00:20:41.599 --> 00:20:42.720 you're playing with But like you guys are going at your own pace, 298 00:20:42.839 --> 00:20:47.359 Like you'll probably get there maybe fifty fifty five hours I think though, Yeah, 299 00:20:47.440 --> 00:20:52.920 you'll probably get there by dissimil Oh we're gonna we're Oh, I can't. 300 00:20:52.920 --> 00:20:56.799 I just can't wait to do like the monitor on the plane, Like 301 00:20:56.839 --> 00:20:59.559 I think that is gonna be the dopest thing. I'm super gonna look like 302 00:20:59.599 --> 00:21:02.319 the coolest people on that plane. For sure. People are gonna stop in 303 00:21:02.359 --> 00:21:06.559 the aisle. It just be like, can I shake your fucking had congratulate 304 00:21:06.599 --> 00:21:10.039 You're definitely gonna be the next president of the United States. Easy say to 305 00:21:10.079 --> 00:21:15.680 you. Easy love it, Bailey. I need to ask you if Balder's 306 00:21:15.720 --> 00:21:22.160 Gate three, Act three has brought tears to your face. Well, let's 307 00:21:22.200 --> 00:21:29.000 see, I've already had to lose two hours of game progress and I'm at 308 00:21:29.000 --> 00:21:32.559 the beginning of act three. This is not my first time doing this in 309 00:21:32.599 --> 00:21:37.880 this game. I here's here's the thing is I needed to get footage of 310 00:21:37.720 --> 00:21:44.000 them fucking the bear for the honest game trailer that's coming out in thirty minutes, 311 00:21:44.279 --> 00:21:47.880 and I still have not achieved getting this footage. I don't think I'm 312 00:21:47.880 --> 00:21:52.599 gonna make it at this point. Game itself, yeah, the game itself 313 00:21:52.640 --> 00:21:56.880 did not make it easy for me at all, because I was like blasting 314 00:21:56.880 --> 00:22:00.359 through Act two like okay, wholes and won't join your party until Act three. 315 00:22:00.440 --> 00:22:03.599 Got it, got it, got it, he's the Bear, And 316 00:22:03.000 --> 00:22:07.319 so I'm like blasting through Act two. I meet JK. Simmons. It's 317 00:22:07.400 --> 00:22:11.839 rad seeing him, No for you, just going right to it. Absolutely, 318 00:22:11.920 --> 00:22:15.279 yeah, I'm like focus power through it, get get to the bear 319 00:22:15.359 --> 00:22:18.440 sex And then you get to the end of act two having done this, 320 00:22:18.559 --> 00:22:22.359 and Hawson is like, it's a shame you didn't break the Shadow curse and 321 00:22:22.480 --> 00:22:27.839 now you never will, so I cannot join you on your quest and like, 322 00:22:29.000 --> 00:22:37.240 oh and find the stupid broken loot or whatever, and oh, and 323 00:22:37.279 --> 00:22:38.920 I had a save where like I knew where the loot was, and I 324 00:22:38.960 --> 00:22:41.519 had a save where I definitely killed that guy, but I couldn't find the 325 00:22:41.559 --> 00:22:45.240 loot for like an hour, And it turned out he's in my traveler's chest 326 00:22:45.279 --> 00:22:49.880 in my camp, so I don't have I didn't meet the footage, is 327 00:22:49.920 --> 00:22:53.920 what I'm saying. It does sound like bad DM problems again right where it's 328 00:22:53.960 --> 00:22:56.359 like you will like if you had a good DM, they'd be like, 329 00:22:56.839 --> 00:22:59.880 remember it's in you, you have it in your camp, like you have 330 00:23:00.160 --> 00:23:03.200 this already, and but no, the game is just like you're on your 331 00:23:03.200 --> 00:23:06.279 own good luck. Game has thrown hundreds of items at me and expects me 332 00:23:06.319 --> 00:23:08.319 to remember all of them so that Halston will come with me so I can 333 00:23:08.359 --> 00:23:15.440 have sex with a bear. And it's hard. Yeah, I've had weekends 334 00:23:15.440 --> 00:23:21.440 like this as well. You know, are you enjoying other than not being 335 00:23:21.480 --> 00:23:25.400 able to have intimate relations with the bear? Are you enjoying your time with 336 00:23:25.480 --> 00:23:29.279 Balder's Gate three? Still? Yeah, it's great. Sometimes it's really good. 337 00:23:29.920 --> 00:23:32.640 Most of the time it's really good. It's the parts when it's mind 338 00:23:32.720 --> 00:23:38.200 numbingly frustrating that make me so angry because it's like so close to being a 339 00:23:38.240 --> 00:23:44.400 perfect game, and then there's no like there's an autosave feature, but in 340 00:23:44.559 --> 00:23:48.599 name only, certainly not in spirit, and like all the times I've had 341 00:23:48.640 --> 00:23:55.279 to just undo three hours because I missed one item that I can never get 342 00:23:55.319 --> 00:24:00.000 back because I want to have sex with Halston in the game. So the 343 00:24:00.039 --> 00:24:03.559 bear sex is the one thing that seems like there, you're definitely doing the 344 00:24:03.880 --> 00:24:08.160 saves coming for a going so hard. Of course they're sex, but you're 345 00:24:08.200 --> 00:24:11.640 just doing your job here, like you're just doing you just a few delicial 346 00:24:12.039 --> 00:24:18.480 yes, of course. But are there other situations where you are doing saves 347 00:24:18.480 --> 00:24:22.119 coming because you're like, oh, this isn't the perfect run or I don't 348 00:24:22.400 --> 00:24:23.759 I was trying to get this thing for a very long time and I screwed 349 00:24:23.759 --> 00:24:26.599 one thing up and now we won't be able to get it. Or is 350 00:24:26.599 --> 00:24:30.920 it just the bear sex. It's I mostly try to avoid saves coming, 351 00:24:30.000 --> 00:24:33.640 but god damn, in this game, it is hard not to do. 352 00:24:33.960 --> 00:24:37.720 Yeah, of course, Like I have a My character is a rogue. 353 00:24:37.000 --> 00:24:41.480 Her whole thing is, you know, the big guys do the fighting, 354 00:24:41.480 --> 00:24:45.279 and then she sneaks in and undoes all the traps and like unlocks all the 355 00:24:45.319 --> 00:24:48.799 locks, and she broke her last lock pick on a really important door with 356 00:24:48.839 --> 00:24:52.640 a critical failure the million fights scene that day, and I wait, you 357 00:24:52.640 --> 00:24:57.640 know what today, and so I gave up. I gave up. I 358 00:24:59.599 --> 00:25:02.680 dropped all by dignity and my pride, and I went, no, I'm 359 00:25:02.680 --> 00:25:07.559 gonna win this game, whether the game likes it or not, Bailey, 360 00:25:07.559 --> 00:25:11.240 I gotta ask how many acts are there in Boulder's Gate? Is Act three 361 00:25:11.279 --> 00:25:15.960 the last act? Or? Okay? So since you're near the end, 362 00:25:15.279 --> 00:25:18.279 ish who knows? Have to restart? You don't know if I am, 363 00:25:18.400 --> 00:25:22.039 Because here's the thing, is I am? I just opened Steam to look 364 00:25:22.079 --> 00:25:26.440 too so I could tell you an accurate number. I am sixty three hours 365 00:25:26.519 --> 00:25:30.920 into the game, okay, and I just started Act three, Soda, 366 00:25:32.440 --> 00:25:36.839 and I'm pretty sure Act three is the longest one, and that's in the 367 00:25:36.880 --> 00:25:47.039 titular gate of Boulder Boulders. Are you at all tempted to once you complete 368 00:25:47.039 --> 00:25:51.319 the game, start a whole new character and go on the ride all over 369 00:25:51.359 --> 00:25:55.279 again? Yeah? Absolutely? Really? Huh yeah? I want. I 370 00:25:55.319 --> 00:25:56.960 think that there is no way to play this game the same way twice, 371 00:25:57.119 --> 00:26:02.240 especially if you just go with a different character class. And my goal for 372 00:26:02.279 --> 00:26:06.839 the next one is to make a little stinker like my microL currently is very 373 00:26:06.960 --> 00:26:11.559 like like neutral good is sort of the way she's been like making all her 374 00:26:11.640 --> 00:26:15.160 choices because I want Halston to fall in love with me. Uh, but 375 00:26:15.240 --> 00:26:18.759 if I want to get a Starian, I have to be a little bit 376 00:26:18.799 --> 00:26:22.000 of a stinker, So you're gonna go back. I'm going to be a 377 00:26:22.039 --> 00:26:26.480 stinker and maybe a spellcaster. Starry doesn't go for any goody two shoes like 378 00:26:26.519 --> 00:26:30.200 you. No, no, no, You're down to yeah, down to 379 00:26:30.400 --> 00:26:33.960 literally clown. Yes, exactly, there you go. Yeah, the big 380 00:26:34.279 --> 00:26:42.839 Starian, big ICP fan definitely absolutely Loveago. Yeah washes that silver hair in 381 00:26:42.880 --> 00:26:48.079 Fago Jan. We've played more on Friday and I had a really good time. 382 00:26:48.440 --> 00:26:53.279 Yes, that game is fun. There's a lot like I want to 383 00:26:53.319 --> 00:26:56.279 spend more time with it. I'm playing like five other things and most of 384 00:26:56.279 --> 00:26:59.559 them we can't talk about yet then, so I'm not trying to tease it, 385 00:26:59.599 --> 00:27:02.359 just kind of playing the situation a little bit. But I'm like, 386 00:27:02.680 --> 00:27:07.920 I'm after that Friday session that we played for UPF, I'm like, definitely 387 00:27:07.960 --> 00:27:11.119 gonna make some time for this game after some of these review games get out 388 00:27:11.119 --> 00:27:12.960 of the way. Yeah. So yeah, it was it was just like 389 00:27:14.000 --> 00:27:15.640 it was cool to be like, Okay, somehow I'm waiting around for my 390 00:27:15.720 --> 00:27:18.519 turn and you like that would be the real big reason I would think a 391 00:27:18.599 --> 00:27:22.240 multiplayer wouldn't work with a turn based RPG like this, And yet it was 392 00:27:22.279 --> 00:27:26.359 fun to watch you guys come up with ideas and have time to think about 393 00:27:26.359 --> 00:27:29.279 what I was gonna do, and not just like buffoon it like I normally 394 00:27:29.319 --> 00:27:30.920 do in those situations. It's like, oh, no, I'm gonna go. 395 00:27:30.960 --> 00:27:33.640 I have a bone arrow, I'm kind of a rogue. I can 396 00:27:33.680 --> 00:27:37.359 sneak around and get up high and have some advantage there. And it was 397 00:27:37.400 --> 00:27:40.279 like, once that stuff started falling into place for me, I could see 398 00:27:40.279 --> 00:27:44.119 how the combat itself very fun and then all the wacky stuff that can happen 399 00:27:44.160 --> 00:27:47.160 in between. I was beginning to get the hang of it. Like I 400 00:27:47.240 --> 00:27:49.559 kept just I want to go see the thing, even though they told me, 401 00:27:49.720 --> 00:27:52.000 if you like step up to this thing, bad things will happen. 402 00:27:52.000 --> 00:27:53.400 I'm like, well, I just want to get a little bit closer. 403 00:27:53.400 --> 00:27:56.519 It's like, Nope, you can't do that. Every time it went really 404 00:27:56.559 --> 00:27:59.559 bad, it would either start a fight or we'd end up killing a baby 405 00:28:00.039 --> 00:28:03.480 an Albert. An Albert baby, to be clear, but I haven't even 406 00:28:03.759 --> 00:28:10.000 seen a Albert. So we went in the cave and we found an Albert 407 00:28:10.039 --> 00:28:12.599 and uh, for some reason, I took a potion to talk to the 408 00:28:12.839 --> 00:28:17.000 to the thing. Uh yeah, sure, obviously right, But then I 409 00:28:17.119 --> 00:28:18.799 stepped up close after she wore me away and she's like, no initiative. 410 00:28:18.839 --> 00:28:22.079 We're fighting, and I'm like, well, I guess we gotta find our 411 00:28:22.079 --> 00:28:23.960 way out. I'm gonna to target this baby and to kill the baby, 412 00:28:25.160 --> 00:28:29.640 and then the mama Albert screams in English, what did you do? And 413 00:28:29.680 --> 00:28:33.480 I've never felt more terrible about anything in my entire life. There's a lot 414 00:28:34.079 --> 00:28:38.160 to unpack there. Yeah, it was messed up, but I'm like, 415 00:28:38.200 --> 00:28:41.920 man, I'm glad that game one like makes this possible, and two accounts 416 00:28:42.000 --> 00:28:47.240 for like those emotions from the Albert. So yeah, there's something going on 417 00:28:47.279 --> 00:28:49.440 there that I definitely want to dig deeper into in three minutes and did a 418 00:28:49.480 --> 00:28:55.559 war crime immediately, That's just who I am. I gonna tell you, 419 00:28:56.079 --> 00:29:00.799 Yeah, I kreb I'm also compelled to play more of it, but again 420 00:29:00.680 --> 00:29:06.519 caught up in the review code season of big Titles, and uh, it's 421 00:29:07.279 --> 00:29:11.400 I feel like I only want to play that game with people because for some 422 00:29:11.480 --> 00:29:15.200 reason, it lowers the stakes versus sure having to devote so much time like 423 00:29:15.279 --> 00:29:19.000 hearing Bailey's say that she lost two three hours, just like, oh shit, 424 00:29:19.119 --> 00:29:22.400 I lose two three hours in my regular life. Like I can't. 425 00:29:22.480 --> 00:29:26.279 I can't do that in a game. But like just goofing around with with 426 00:29:26.359 --> 00:29:33.440 y'all was was was fun, But man's I can't. I can't imagine trying 427 00:29:33.480 --> 00:29:38.240 to wrangle a group of friends outside of work hours for a stream to hey, 428 00:29:38.240 --> 00:29:41.440 can you play boulders Gate three reasons please boulders Gate with you. I 429 00:29:41.440 --> 00:29:45.319 haven't gotten to play a multiplayer with anyone. I've had to just babysit three 430 00:29:45.480 --> 00:29:49.599 NPC's at a time. I think we'll do we'll do one more stream of 431 00:29:49.680 --> 00:29:53.319 that. I think probably eventually you'll have to decide if you want to take 432 00:29:53.359 --> 00:29:57.599 over doorf on Golf, which is Dan's character, or or who's the other 433 00:29:57.599 --> 00:30:03.279 one because you're block Glass in there. I'm I think did Tam oh you'd 434 00:30:03.319 --> 00:30:06.920 take over? Or you could take over TAM's character, which is okay, 435 00:30:06.960 --> 00:30:10.279 we'll make that. We'll make this decision offline. It seems really important. 436 00:30:10.319 --> 00:30:15.400 Something I don't someone to watch me process throw the thing here is like I 437 00:30:15.400 --> 00:30:18.400 could continue that save and just keep playing it and then you guys could just 438 00:30:18.480 --> 00:30:22.039 jump back in like you know, hot seat it, and it's like that, 439 00:30:22.039 --> 00:30:23.000 that's nice that it works that way that I can, like, if 440 00:30:23.000 --> 00:30:26.119 I'm interesting continuing that story, I could play on my own, and then 441 00:30:26.119 --> 00:30:29.960 when people and friends are available, they could just hop in take over their 442 00:30:30.039 --> 00:30:33.799 character again and just keep it going forward. I don't know if it's a 443 00:30:33.799 --> 00:30:36.720 well thought out game, and I just wish I had more time for it. 444 00:30:37.000 --> 00:30:38.799 We'll get there, well, we'll eventually get there. They would call 445 00:30:38.880 --> 00:30:41.519 you it comes out, and I don't play that. I'll just play this, 446 00:30:42.240 --> 00:30:47.000 uh something that the day has got there because Greb, you've been playing 447 00:30:47.000 --> 00:30:52.039 it and I forgot this came out completely. You've been playing Bomb Rush cyber 448 00:30:52.240 --> 00:30:56.519 Funk. Yeah. So I was never much of a jet jet set radio 449 00:30:56.559 --> 00:30:59.720 guy. I was too busy playing Tony Hawk and like Tony ok fit with 450 00:30:59.720 --> 00:31:02.559 like the kind of way I wanted to play those kinds of games. But 451 00:31:02.599 --> 00:31:04.400 I was always like I always admired it from a distance, like I like 452 00:31:04.440 --> 00:31:08.039 the way it looks like its style, like the music, and and then 453 00:31:08.079 --> 00:31:11.119 I would like try it here or there and be like it's not clicking with 454 00:31:11.119 --> 00:31:15.279 me. I don't necessarily think I liked the way it plays. This game 455 00:31:15.359 --> 00:31:18.319 has the the look, the style on the music, and I think I 456 00:31:18.400 --> 00:31:22.359 like the way it plays and feels. A big part of that is they 457 00:31:22.759 --> 00:31:29.079 just really make the act of doing cool tricks and keeping combos going pretty simple. 458 00:31:29.160 --> 00:31:33.559 It's pretty easy to do, so the difficulty comes from like looking around 459 00:31:33.559 --> 00:31:37.359 the world and spotting these places to actually perform these long tricks. And usually 460 00:31:37.359 --> 00:31:42.319 they will provide like markers, like like literal markers, like places where you 461 00:31:42.319 --> 00:31:45.839 could do graffiti a big part of jet Set Radio a big part of this 462 00:31:45.880 --> 00:31:48.440 game. And then also pride like little pickups here and there that that'll kind 463 00:31:48.440 --> 00:31:51.960 of say, hey, go in this direction and you'll see maybe a path 464 00:31:52.160 --> 00:31:55.839 to pull off these neat combos. And once I was able to like start 465 00:31:55.839 --> 00:32:00.559 putting together really long combos where it's like i am grinding, then I'm going 466 00:32:00.599 --> 00:32:04.039 into a manual, and then I'm I'm wall writing, and I'm doing a 467 00:32:04.039 --> 00:32:07.960 double jump and a dash into another grind on a wall, and then I'm 468 00:32:07.000 --> 00:32:10.039 coming down and I'm like landing a trick there. It's like, Okay, 469 00:32:10.079 --> 00:32:14.319 that was pretty cool, And there's a lot of It's pretty similar to Tony 470 00:32:14.359 --> 00:32:16.480 Hawk, where it's like the combo pick up where it's like you can got 471 00:32:16.559 --> 00:32:21.759 to get combo in one combo. They have stuff like that, and it's 472 00:32:21.799 --> 00:32:24.079 like, that's the what I come to these games for. Just challenge me 473 00:32:24.119 --> 00:32:28.079 to do a couple of cool things, pull off some cool maneuvers, and 474 00:32:28.160 --> 00:32:31.799 make me feel gnarly I guess or whatever. And this game is definitely hitting 475 00:32:31.839 --> 00:32:37.359 that stuff. And also I think the story is relatively good. You play 476 00:32:37.400 --> 00:32:42.519 as a character who who gets decapitated in the first like couple of minutes of 477 00:32:42.519 --> 00:32:45.920 the game. Uh. Yeah, the guy this is like the Evil DJ 478 00:32:45.160 --> 00:32:50.920 throws a vinyl record. Yes, of course, and well this one is 479 00:32:50.960 --> 00:32:53.079 specially I think this is king Evil DJ. And he throws a vinyl record 480 00:32:53.119 --> 00:32:55.400 at you like you know, like a frisbee, and it just swoops in 481 00:32:55.440 --> 00:32:59.200 and catches your neck and your head pops off, and it's like, what 482 00:32:59.359 --> 00:33:01.480 the hell is going on? And then happened to me last time I played 483 00:33:01.480 --> 00:33:06.440 Frosby, right, which is why he gets replaced with a robot head like 484 00:33:06.480 --> 00:33:08.079 this character. And uh, and then you just keep going and now you're 485 00:33:08.079 --> 00:33:10.880 like, oh, we're gonna go. We gotta find your head. Things 486 00:33:10.880 --> 00:33:15.519 like that. It's like it sounds absurd, but they're just like you know. 487 00:33:15.759 --> 00:33:19.079 The first group of characters that you run into are called the Franks, 488 00:33:19.240 --> 00:33:22.559 and they're like these piece together monsters like Frankenstein's. They play basketball and every 489 00:33:22.559 --> 00:33:24.759 time you talk to them, they're doing a dance to the music. And 490 00:33:24.799 --> 00:33:28.759 it's like, that's that's what this game is. It's all vibes, it's 491 00:33:28.759 --> 00:33:31.720 all about good feelings, and I'm actually pretty impressed with it. I'm having 492 00:33:31.759 --> 00:33:36.640 a pretty good time with it. Yeah. I tried playing one of it 493 00:33:36.720 --> 00:33:42.119 was either Jet Grind Radio or Jets Set Rate Grind Future Boys Yeah Radio Future 494 00:33:42.160 --> 00:33:45.480 Yeah something, whatever it's called, and I could just never get the feel 495 00:33:45.519 --> 00:33:49.720 of it. But hearing that, it feels slightly different, but the vibes 496 00:33:49.720 --> 00:33:52.200 are still there. Yeah. There's no time to play this game though, 497 00:33:52.279 --> 00:33:57.319 grub I right, Yeah, I like uh so, the many of the 498 00:33:57.359 --> 00:34:00.599 games I'm playing like they're coming up in the next couple of weeks. I 499 00:34:00.680 --> 00:34:05.160 can't play on my handheld computers or stuff for one reason or another. So 500 00:34:05.160 --> 00:34:07.319 it's like, this is the game. I put on the Roger ally and 501 00:34:07.359 --> 00:34:08.679 I've been playing on there and it works. Of course, it works really 502 00:34:08.719 --> 00:34:13.960 well on there. I will say the game doesn't always make it clear what 503 00:34:14.000 --> 00:34:16.440 you're supposed to be doing. Occasionally, like one of the characters, I 504 00:34:16.440 --> 00:34:20.039 talked to one of the Franks, and he's like, hey, go do 505 00:34:20.159 --> 00:34:22.920 this combo right here, and I'm like, okay, I kind of see 506 00:34:22.960 --> 00:34:25.119 it, and then like after it cuts back from the cut scene of him 507 00:34:25.159 --> 00:34:29.719 performing that, showing you what you're supposed to do, I'm like disoriented. 508 00:34:29.760 --> 00:34:31.599 I'm like I don't even know what direction you went into. And then there's 509 00:34:31.599 --> 00:34:36.039 a lot of little stuff like that, that thing where a cut scene will 510 00:34:36.119 --> 00:34:37.760 end and it'll be like go over here, and now it's like the camera's 511 00:34:37.760 --> 00:34:42.239 pointing off in a different direction. That happens pretty frequently. I get the 512 00:34:42.280 --> 00:34:45.199 maps aren't huge, it's not a huge problem, but it's a little annoying. 513 00:34:45.400 --> 00:34:49.039 But that's similar sort of thing happens. And I got a boss fight 514 00:34:49.480 --> 00:34:52.159 and I just for like five minutes, I'm skating around, like am I 515 00:34:52.199 --> 00:34:57.599 just supposed to be avoiding these attacks because there's no obvious like attack button, 516 00:34:57.800 --> 00:35:00.079 And turned out I'm supposed to be kind of like double jump and just I 517 00:35:00.159 --> 00:35:02.840 kind of ram my body into the boss and it's like that doesn't feel great, 518 00:35:02.880 --> 00:35:06.440 and that wasn't obvious, and eventually I figured it out. And I 519 00:35:06.480 --> 00:35:09.079 tend to do that repeatedly. Uh, and it's like it's not as obvious. 520 00:35:09.079 --> 00:35:10.760 It's like, oh, I have spray paint. Just spray paint the 521 00:35:10.800 --> 00:35:14.159 enemies. You could do that to some like the cops. That works, 522 00:35:14.159 --> 00:35:15.159 but some of these bosses it's like, no, just run into them. 523 00:35:15.239 --> 00:35:19.719 And it's like, okay, I not everything here feels like super polished or 524 00:35:19.760 --> 00:35:22.280 super super like well thought out to be conveyed to the player. But as 525 00:35:22.280 --> 00:35:24.199 soon as I got back into the world, I was having a good time 526 00:35:24.239 --> 00:35:28.800 just skating around and doing cool stuff. Also, you get rollerblades. I 527 00:35:28.840 --> 00:35:30.400 think you also get a skateboard and like the bad guys around bikes, so 528 00:35:30.400 --> 00:35:34.800 it's not all just rollerblading. If anyone has an aversion to that, which 529 00:35:34.880 --> 00:35:37.719 we should all be over, rollerblading is great. Yeah. I was gonna 530 00:35:37.719 --> 00:35:45.599 say, I think the pandemic did wonders for rollerblading roller skating pr Yeah, 531 00:35:44.440 --> 00:35:50.960 I think so Stock on the rest, Yes, there we go. I 532 00:35:51.000 --> 00:35:53.480 gotta play this. Yeah, I think you would like it. Ah. 533 00:35:53.519 --> 00:35:58.599 Man, you know, I noticed the children are getting back into BMX bikes. 534 00:35:58.639 --> 00:36:02.480 It's fun seeing the pegs out there, just children like three p three 535 00:36:02.559 --> 00:36:07.960 kids a bike, just front pegs, back pegs, just hooting and hollering. 536 00:36:08.159 --> 00:36:13.519 Yeah, that's what that's what b Mexican is all about, about hooting 537 00:36:13.519 --> 00:36:17.360 and hollering. I did see that the other day when I was along the 538 00:36:17.360 --> 00:36:22.159 way. Yeah, you know, as soon as I said the word pegs 539 00:36:22.199 --> 00:36:25.119 and it came out of my mouth, I knew somehow we were gonna get 540 00:36:25.119 --> 00:36:30.760 there, and no one disappointed me. Well, there's I can't even think 541 00:36:30.760 --> 00:36:34.760 of a segue. On Guard is a game that I've been playing. It's 542 00:36:34.800 --> 00:36:43.880 also what you say when you're about to peg somebody and we're going, well, 543 00:36:44.800 --> 00:36:46.320 I set that on, I set that one up. You walked right 544 00:36:46.320 --> 00:36:52.000 into that one. I it would be really funny if someone did that. 545 00:36:52.079 --> 00:37:00.039 Though man made himself cry to be clear that he himself. Dude, he 546 00:37:00.079 --> 00:37:07.519 popped himself. Now, hey, that's why we love you. You're not 547 00:37:08.320 --> 00:37:13.039 It's okay, that's sorry, that's all right. Well on Guard. If 548 00:37:13.079 --> 00:37:16.159 folks checked out the Steam Next Fest, was it a UPF or was it 549 00:37:16.199 --> 00:37:20.559 a just miscellaneous stream that we did a couple of weeks ago. We did 550 00:37:20.559 --> 00:37:23.519 a UPF where we did the next fest catchup that sounds try right right right 551 00:37:23.599 --> 00:37:29.679 right. We This is one of the games that we played, and it 552 00:37:29.800 --> 00:37:36.039 is It is a fun This reminds me of like PS two games in terms 553 00:37:36.119 --> 00:37:38.000 of the aesthetics and the vibe of it. Because of the color palette. 554 00:37:39.440 --> 00:37:47.440 It kind of makes me think of gosh, the Road to El Dorado of 555 00:37:47.519 --> 00:37:52.559 like color palette and just how their character designs are. I don't know why 556 00:37:52.599 --> 00:37:58.039 the Road to El Dorado specifically Yo shouts out that child, I'm alright anyway, 557 00:37:58.360 --> 00:38:04.360 but it is I what I think, uh, sword fighting should be 558 00:38:04.400 --> 00:38:07.559 in video games, like specifically, like dueling sword fighting should be, because 559 00:38:08.119 --> 00:38:14.639 this game heavily, heavily relies on parrying and dodging at the right time, 560 00:38:15.039 --> 00:38:20.320 and it isn't in a very brutal way like how Securo or some of the 561 00:38:20.320 --> 00:38:25.199 Souls games will be where there's a giant as far as I know, a 562 00:38:25.239 --> 00:38:30.199 giant monster or a bunch of snakes just attacking you with a big ass sword. 563 00:38:30.239 --> 00:38:34.480 It's just a bunch of dude just dueling you and use the mouse buns 564 00:38:34.519 --> 00:38:38.760 and then the keyboard to properly parry or like sidestep out of the way and 565 00:38:38.800 --> 00:38:43.760 it's very satisfying and and how you get through it. I think the Steam 566 00:38:43.760 --> 00:38:45.760 Next Best demo. I don't know if there's a demo out on the Steam 567 00:38:45.800 --> 00:38:50.440 Store, but pretty much actually once they post those they usually come back for 568 00:38:50.519 --> 00:38:54.079 they win the games out. But I'll check right but if you're at all 569 00:38:54.079 --> 00:38:58.119 curious, check out that portion of the Steam Next vest upf Maybe we'll try 570 00:38:58.119 --> 00:39:00.000 and get a quick look in the can. I really enjoy it. The 571 00:39:00.079 --> 00:39:05.840 mobility is really nice and how they handle the combat. You're not in an 572 00:39:05.840 --> 00:39:09.880 open world roaming around or you're kind of like in lanes just uh, not 573 00:39:09.960 --> 00:39:15.079 scrolling through, roaming through the specific encounters, and it feels really good. 574 00:39:15.199 --> 00:39:20.159 Like I thought I should switch it over to a controller, but then it 575 00:39:20.239 --> 00:39:24.079 just felt better with a mouse and keyboard. Yeah, are you more used 576 00:39:24.079 --> 00:39:28.400 to mouse and keyboard or are you more of a game pad kind of guy, 577 00:39:28.679 --> 00:39:31.960 more of a game pad type of type of fella? Then okay, 578 00:39:32.119 --> 00:39:37.199 But with Wazdi here, it just feels like it fits better with with the 579 00:39:37.239 --> 00:39:39.880 combat style, Like it feels like it was designed this way. I could 580 00:39:39.880 --> 00:39:46.480 be completely wrong. What this actually made me think about in how the combat 581 00:39:46.519 --> 00:39:57.559 feels sometimes is if you've ever played we Sports Resort, which, uh yeah, 582 00:39:57.559 --> 00:40:02.679 what is it called the sword fighting the baton? Sure, it feels 583 00:40:02.679 --> 00:40:07.639 a lot like fencing. Well it's called on guard. Wow, yah know, 584 00:40:07.800 --> 00:40:12.440 like you could be on guard about some some jazz and stuff. But 585 00:40:12.480 --> 00:40:20.559 I really enjoy Yeah, it also reminds me of bowling, but you're just 586 00:40:20.599 --> 00:40:25.639 trying to get a hole in one a bowling term. We're on the green 587 00:40:25.760 --> 00:40:32.920 now sports. But I really enjoy it. I haven't spent too much time 588 00:40:32.920 --> 00:40:37.880 with it. It is. It gets challenging very very quickly. But maybe 589 00:40:37.880 --> 00:40:42.960 just because I'm a scrub at video games. It seems like the kind of 590 00:40:42.960 --> 00:40:45.400 game that would ramp up quickly to me though, because I think the whole 591 00:40:45.599 --> 00:40:50.280 if you're doing one thing, and that one thing is sword combat, how 592 00:40:50.320 --> 00:40:52.679 do you keep that? I mean, I'm sure they can introduce a lot 593 00:40:52.760 --> 00:40:54.679 of fun stuff, but I think the way you actually make that game stay 594 00:40:54.760 --> 00:41:00.639 interesting his like actually introduce a skill increase over time, like have an actual 595 00:41:00.679 --> 00:41:04.800 skill ramp, and so yeah, that sounds promising in a lot of ways. 596 00:41:04.800 --> 00:41:07.840 I always liked the way it looked, and I like how big are 597 00:41:07.880 --> 00:41:12.320 like the Perry windows and things like that, like it's probably relatively bit compared 598 00:41:12.360 --> 00:41:15.519 to a From game, but are they still relatively tight at the same time, 599 00:41:15.639 --> 00:41:19.440 it's let's split the difference from a From game and then one of the 600 00:41:19.559 --> 00:41:23.800 Arkham games where there's like there is a window that you can definitely tell but 601 00:41:24.199 --> 00:41:28.440 if you miss it, you know why you missed it, versus it kind 602 00:41:28.440 --> 00:41:31.440 of been more generous like an Arkham game, and then you kind of not 603 00:41:31.559 --> 00:41:37.159 quite knowing why you missed the perry in a From game. Right, there's 604 00:41:37.199 --> 00:41:40.480 definitely a learning curve. I don't know how much to the game there is 605 00:41:40.519 --> 00:41:45.119 outside of these encounters and like these like traversal. The traversal doesn't feel too 606 00:41:45.119 --> 00:41:49.400 great on a mouse and keyboard unfortunately, just like the swinging and just jumping 607 00:41:49.440 --> 00:41:53.119 around and stuff. But the sword combat great, absolutely great. I would 608 00:41:53.159 --> 00:42:00.000 like to see this get carried over into like another game further down the line. 609 00:41:59.800 --> 00:42:04.039 Speaking about going further down the line, or maybe we should say up 610 00:42:04.079 --> 00:42:08.320 the Spire, Bailey, you continue to slay the Spire. Yeah, I 611 00:42:08.360 --> 00:42:12.239 thought I would lose steam on it now that I'm no longer playing it to 612 00:42:12.280 --> 00:42:15.079 procrastinate on playing the game I'm supposed to be playing. But oh my God, 613 00:42:15.119 --> 00:42:20.800 I'm not losing steam on it. I beat it with I've beaten it 614 00:42:20.840 --> 00:42:23.880 with all four of the different characters. At this point, I do like 615 00:42:25.159 --> 00:42:30.000 better than I thought. I was for sure, but I was. I'm 616 00:42:30.079 --> 00:42:32.119 like in love with the defect character. But I finally figured things out with 617 00:42:32.159 --> 00:42:36.239 all the other characters too, and oh god, it's just so good. 618 00:42:36.280 --> 00:42:38.760 I'm just obsessed with card games now. I'm all card games all the time. 619 00:42:38.800 --> 00:42:44.400 Now that's my whole thing. All these big giant open world RPGs are 620 00:42:44.400 --> 00:42:45.840 coming out, and that's my whole ship, and I'm just like, no, 621 00:42:45.840 --> 00:42:50.519 now I'm deeply invested in this card game. Yeah, that's it. 622 00:42:50.880 --> 00:42:53.320 I bet you're getting a lot of recommendations from like chat and Twitch and here's 623 00:42:53.360 --> 00:42:57.000 fifty other card Yes, you should be playing, Yes, because I started 624 00:42:57.000 --> 00:43:00.159 with Inscription and then I got Slay Spyer recommended to me because of that, 625 00:43:00.199 --> 00:43:07.760 and now they are recommending Monster Train and that's stop on the train station after 626 00:43:07.920 --> 00:43:14.360 Monster Train, Bailey, you should really check out Grift Lands Lands. Yes, 627 00:43:14.440 --> 00:43:20.800 Okay, it's another card down card combatish game, but there's more same 628 00:43:20.960 --> 00:43:22.960 same realm as those other games, right, yeah, right, but there's 629 00:43:23.000 --> 00:43:29.920 more social aspects to juggle as well of like, oh, this person definitely 630 00:43:29.960 --> 00:43:34.920 doesn't like me speaking about card games and card game I wish I wound up 631 00:43:34.960 --> 00:43:38.119 sticking with and I wish I liked more? Was do y'all remember Square Enix's 632 00:43:38.280 --> 00:43:46.280 The Voice of Cards. No, this was a whole JRPG where everything was 633 00:43:46.360 --> 00:43:51.840 done via cards, Like even the dialogue it was just cards talking to each 634 00:43:51.840 --> 00:43:57.519 other and like kind of jumping around. Even like traversing the overworld was just 635 00:43:57.559 --> 00:44:01.559 like moving a chess piece or a marker through animating hair, and they were 636 00:44:01.599 --> 00:44:05.519 like no more in this one, it was I wish I liked that. 637 00:44:05.519 --> 00:44:10.760 That's done so cute. Oh it's not cute, Okay, it's very slow, 638 00:44:10.800 --> 00:44:15.079 nostologic for it until the end there. It's just very slow because you 639 00:44:15.119 --> 00:44:17.639 know, you get used to like the fast paced nature of Slay the Spire 640 00:44:19.119 --> 00:44:21.840 and then like other card games of like, okay, I already know what 641 00:44:21.880 --> 00:44:23.800 my deck build is going to be based off of looking at the overworld map. 642 00:44:24.400 --> 00:44:27.400 This is the route I'm gonna go. This is the build I'm gonna 643 00:44:27.440 --> 00:44:32.119 go. But with like, doing a full on RPG got very tiresome, 644 00:44:32.320 --> 00:44:38.079 very quick because it doesn't move at the Cadence, any of these other run 645 00:44:38.119 --> 00:44:42.599 based card games go. I think that's what happened with me with Hand of 646 00:44:42.639 --> 00:44:45.800 Gilgamesh, that Steam World card game, which was really really well made, 647 00:44:45.840 --> 00:44:49.960 really good. It's just the pace was a little bit slowed down. But 648 00:44:50.039 --> 00:44:52.440 because of the cards, I think it's still I mean, for all the 649 00:44:52.480 --> 00:44:58.199 pieces that it's putting together, it's still actually pretty. It happens pretty rapidly, 650 00:44:58.679 --> 00:45:00.639 but it wasn't. I just could stay attached to it for some reason. 651 00:45:00.679 --> 00:45:04.199 But I think it's probably one you might like as well, Bailey is 652 00:45:04.440 --> 00:45:07.280 because a lot of people do like this game. Please send me as many 653 00:45:07.280 --> 00:45:10.039 card game recommendations as possible. I love to get deeply invested in games that 654 00:45:10.079 --> 00:45:14.519 I cannot make honest game trailers about it. It's so helpful for me and 655 00:45:14.599 --> 00:45:19.800 my productivity. It's really good. That was a Gilga mech Sorry, uh, 656 00:45:21.320 --> 00:45:23.480 that was a fun one. With all this card talk, I need 657 00:45:23.519 --> 00:45:27.360 to put this out into the universe. I need to put this onto the 658 00:45:27.400 --> 00:45:32.039 universe, folks, because my dear friend Kim poisoned my mind because he shared 659 00:45:32.119 --> 00:45:35.320 with me. He was you know, we were at a wedding. It 660 00:45:35.400 --> 00:45:38.800 was like jam this Disney card game, and I was like, oh no, 661 00:45:39.000 --> 00:45:45.320 homie home, no what? Oh no, n look away, look 662 00:45:45.320 --> 00:45:50.800 away, back, Lark backlark this you can get in on this dock like 663 00:45:50.840 --> 00:45:53.679 you meet. Mike Bailey kind of likes Disney. I think you know, 664 00:45:53.719 --> 00:45:58.280 I'm a man many hobby boxes. What are we doing here? I like 665 00:45:58.360 --> 00:46:00.079 Disney and now I like card game, So I'm kind of all in. 666 00:46:00.519 --> 00:46:05.880 You know, Disney put out Disney put out a card game. Lor Kanna, 667 00:46:06.039 --> 00:46:09.159 Lorcana, Lorcana. Oh shit, I know all about na. Yeah 668 00:46:09.360 --> 00:46:13.039 I've heard lor Kana, but I don't know. I guess I've nat really 669 00:46:13.159 --> 00:46:15.760 heard it from. It's a hot commodity. It's like people, people are, 670 00:46:15.800 --> 00:46:21.440 people are buying them up the streets are hard talking about it. Grub, 671 00:46:21.480 --> 00:46:23.239 you could get in on this too, now, come on, well 672 00:46:23.559 --> 00:46:29.400 you can get all the ELSA cards, you can get all the well is 673 00:46:29.400 --> 00:46:32.840 it like is it a set or is it a collectible like trading card game 674 00:46:32.960 --> 00:46:36.960 or you could game? Like, well, I understand it's a game, 675 00:46:37.000 --> 00:46:39.639 but like is it it? Was it like a deck builder where like you 676 00:46:39.639 --> 00:46:43.519 have all the cards and like you just buy this big expensive thing. I 677 00:46:43.599 --> 00:46:46.920 believe it to go, Like that's a little bit more. I could handle 678 00:46:46.960 --> 00:46:51.119 that a little bit more than having to like continue to buy like the booster 679 00:46:51.159 --> 00:46:54.320 packs and stuff. But don't you think the same, But like the vibe 680 00:46:54.320 --> 00:47:00.960 I've gotten from the you know, card collectible weirdos that are even more pervier 681 00:47:00.960 --> 00:47:05.280 than I are, Like, yeah, but everyone's going to be collecting with 682 00:47:05.320 --> 00:47:10.880 this as well. Yeah, that's what I'm asking. So if I buy 683 00:47:12.559 --> 00:47:17.119 Disney lorc Cana Lorcana Lorcana, do I get the entire set in one box, 684 00:47:17.159 --> 00:47:22.079 like a like a tabletop game, Like I can't. I don't know 685 00:47:22.199 --> 00:47:24.440 to whether or not that's true. Okay, all right, it sounds like 686 00:47:25.039 --> 00:47:30.360 if there's collecting elements, probably not, it's probably it seems like they sell 687 00:47:30.400 --> 00:47:32.719 booster paths. But yeah, no, I'm out. I can't. I 688 00:47:32.760 --> 00:47:37.280 can't go there. I can't put on that ren. I think, Well, 689 00:47:37.400 --> 00:47:40.360 look, I wonder if the well, it's the only the only thing 690 00:47:40.400 --> 00:47:47.679 I collect are magnets, fridge magnets, because I know they're worthless when I 691 00:47:47.719 --> 00:47:50.960 go somewhere. Whenever I go somewhere, I go to like the you know, 692 00:47:50.960 --> 00:47:53.800 the aquarium shed aquarium, Well I'll get a magnet because they're cheap and 693 00:47:53.920 --> 00:48:00.159 it's a it's a member of Memento and it won't be worth anything and look 694 00:48:00.199 --> 00:48:06.960 like fish a lot. So they're fun. I like this a lot, 695 00:48:07.039 --> 00:48:15.599 definitely. Let's just say that I might be in a situation soon that perhaps 696 00:48:15.079 --> 00:48:17.400 I don't know. It depends on when these are available. I don't know 697 00:48:17.480 --> 00:48:22.239 if it's the available year round. Actually no, you can get a magnet 698 00:48:22.280 --> 00:48:25.559 any Yes, I'm aware of that. I'm talking about lor Kano. They've 699 00:48:25.599 --> 00:48:30.440 apparently hit small card shops. They're not hitting wide rely suggest yet you think 700 00:48:30.480 --> 00:48:35.360 they're like at the source, Yeah, you gotta go to a card could 701 00:48:35.400 --> 00:48:37.400 comforting with a mouse? Is this what you're suggesting? Oh no, so 702 00:48:37.480 --> 00:48:42.000 here's a weird thing. Sometimes they're not at the sign Magic Kingdom. What's 703 00:48:42.039 --> 00:48:45.880 that? Sometimes they're not at the source, like any other Disney related product 704 00:48:46.079 --> 00:48:52.159 is not available at the source because the source sells very hyper specific things like 705 00:48:52.239 --> 00:48:55.280 fun spirit jerseys. Oh Backlar, you and the fam got to get a 706 00:48:55.280 --> 00:48:59.000 spirit jersey. You know. I don't know what that is, but I'll 707 00:48:59.000 --> 00:49:00.480 look it up. I'll sell them on the cruise. When you're there, 708 00:49:00.519 --> 00:49:05.039 I just ask Captain Mickey. He'll tell you where you can buy them. 709 00:49:02.840 --> 00:49:07.920 Oh God, Okay, keep going tell me more. But man, I'm 710 00:49:07.960 --> 00:49:12.039 looking at this Mickey Mouse, the Brave Little Tailor card. Look at this 711 00:49:12.079 --> 00:49:14.800 little guy. It's got big scissors and everything. What are you going at 712 00:49:14.880 --> 00:49:19.599 him? So what I'm trying to manifest is like, yoll send you boy, 713 00:49:19.760 --> 00:49:22.760 send you boy a box. Please send your boy box. Just just 714 00:49:22.840 --> 00:49:24.679 help with the addiction. You know, this is just me trying to come 715 00:49:24.719 --> 00:49:30.880 clean. Just just just help you. Yeah, nothing like continue to give 716 00:49:30.880 --> 00:49:36.159 me the drug I need. Yeah taste, John Drake, Oh, it's 717 00:49:36.199 --> 00:49:39.559 helping me. Look John Drake, you probably have nothing to do with this 718 00:49:39.599 --> 00:49:43.199 game, but it's Disney, so I think it's you, all right, 719 00:49:45.000 --> 00:49:49.719 the heir to the Disney Empire. John Drake, Yeah, exactly. Send 720 00:49:49.719 --> 00:49:52.599 me to disney Land again so I could play a card game me and Mike. 721 00:49:52.719 --> 00:49:57.199 Well, we'll go. What do they What do they retail for the 722 00:49:57.239 --> 00:49:59.880 booster boxes? Do you know? I don't know what the box is going 723 00:50:00.039 --> 00:50:01.400 for. I might need to hit up the plug. I may need to 724 00:50:01.480 --> 00:50:07.840 hit up my barber. That's where I go for all my narcotic I mean, 725 00:50:08.079 --> 00:50:10.519 trading cards. If I have to shave my head, he's gonna be 726 00:50:10.519 --> 00:50:14.440 so upset with me. He's gonna be mad at you. He'll help you 727 00:50:14.480 --> 00:50:15.920 beat Zelda. Then you tell him what's going on, he'll help. Yeah, 728 00:50:15.920 --> 00:50:21.079 he's like personally invested. You're gonna show it. You are, You're 729 00:50:21.079 --> 00:50:24.320 gonna yeah, exactly, Bailey, You're gonna show up, and dude's gonna 730 00:50:24.320 --> 00:50:28.920 be like, number one, you fucking cheated on me. Number two? 731 00:50:29.800 --> 00:50:32.360 What am I spretty to do with this? Now? He just has my 732 00:50:32.480 --> 00:50:37.360 voice, but just like on a lower register, we're pretty much the same 733 00:50:37.360 --> 00:50:40.480 person. He has a corgy. I have a question, assumed I whenever 734 00:50:40.519 --> 00:50:44.480 you talk about Barbera jan it's just you and my brain, that's all I 735 00:50:44.480 --> 00:50:47.000 imagine. He wears cool, sunning glasses. I can't wear sunglasses because I'm 736 00:50:47.000 --> 00:50:52.320 blind. But anyone got any other games to talk about? I do have 737 00:50:52.360 --> 00:50:58.079 a question. Anyone's gonna play Immortals of a VM. So I watched Dan 738 00:50:58.320 --> 00:51:01.440 play yesterday and I the card, but literally just turned it on and then 739 00:51:01.480 --> 00:51:04.239 I was like, man, I'm too busy. I'll get back to this 740 00:51:04.280 --> 00:51:07.360 maybe before the BombCast. And then that didn't happen. So what was your 741 00:51:07.360 --> 00:51:12.679 takeaway from that? Yeah? I mean without actually getting hands on myself right, 742 00:51:12.800 --> 00:51:15.679 just take that with a grain of salt there. That game is all 743 00:51:15.719 --> 00:51:21.679 about hands though, yeah, it's very much like dual hand like one you 744 00:51:21.719 --> 00:51:25.239 know, one hand shoots stuff, the other does magic kind of thing. 745 00:51:25.480 --> 00:51:29.679 And it just seemed like that was the loop, and you're just sort of 746 00:51:29.719 --> 00:51:34.840 like, you know, unlocking another mission and going forward again. I don't 747 00:51:35.199 --> 00:51:37.599 I don't want to. It's very much cut out of that same cloth that 748 00:51:37.639 --> 00:51:42.639 I feel like where games need to break out of the thing and do something 749 00:51:42.679 --> 00:51:45.280 special for you to remain kind of interested in. This seemed to very much 750 00:51:45.639 --> 00:51:52.400 play in that very safe, repetitive loop. And I think having you know, 751 00:51:52.880 --> 00:51:55.440 played, you know, playing those kinds of games for this what feels 752 00:51:55.480 --> 00:51:59.679 like over a decade now, where like these are just very much the same 753 00:51:59.679 --> 00:52:04.199 sort of thing. It's difficult to kind of like make the argument for why 754 00:52:04.199 --> 00:52:06.800 you would want to stick around, right, Like, something's got to pop 755 00:52:07.199 --> 00:52:12.440 in it. Is it like the really cool you know combat, Is that 756 00:52:12.519 --> 00:52:15.320 like the thing that does it for you? Is it the story? Is 757 00:52:15.320 --> 00:52:17.320 it the just the design of the world and the kind of world building it 758 00:52:17.360 --> 00:52:22.480 within and everything fidelity wise, and that sort of like seemed pretty above average. 759 00:52:22.519 --> 00:52:27.039 But like you know, I know Dan's done with that game for sure, 760 00:52:28.280 --> 00:52:32.280 and looking at it and being like kind of interested in what it was 761 00:52:32.360 --> 00:52:37.760 doing and what it had to say. You know, again, maybe it's 762 00:52:37.800 --> 00:52:40.800 the desire to be overly economical. What's the games we decide to choose and 763 00:52:40.840 --> 00:52:45.679 play at this point in our lives, But like, it probably just falls 764 00:52:45.719 --> 00:52:47.960 a little short of that. But again, watch the quickly from probably take 765 00:52:49.159 --> 00:52:52.360 take away the same you know, realization from it from what I'm debating whether 766 00:52:52.480 --> 00:52:55.079 or not to do an honest game trailer about it. I'm like, is 767 00:52:55.199 --> 00:52:58.840 it bad enough that it's funny? Oh? No, I don't think it's. 768 00:52:59.119 --> 00:53:00.360 No, I don't think see, I think it's very much in the 769 00:53:00.400 --> 00:53:05.719 middle. I like we actually we actually, yeah, we talked exactly about 770 00:53:05.760 --> 00:53:07.039 it because Dan was saying like, oh, it's so you know, it's 771 00:53:07.119 --> 00:53:12.119 so easy to write about a game you love. It's so easy to write 772 00:53:12.119 --> 00:53:15.599 about a game you don't love it. The hardest thing is like middle of 773 00:53:15.599 --> 00:53:17.599 the road shit, and I think this is on the higher end of that. 774 00:53:19.239 --> 00:53:22.800 But yeah, it's just a bit unremarkable. Does it? Does it 775 00:53:22.880 --> 00:53:27.119 lean into the cheese at all? Baccalar of, Like, how do you 776 00:53:27.199 --> 00:53:32.599 think, like yeah, I don't think I could like speak to that specifically, 777 00:53:32.760 --> 00:53:37.079 but it is, you know, like it is the most I mean, 778 00:53:37.199 --> 00:53:40.800 I look like, I think in all the previews and stuff, that 779 00:53:40.960 --> 00:53:44.519 game looked interesting enough for me to sort of be like, well, I 780 00:53:44.599 --> 00:53:45.599 just want to see what that looks like, and I just want to like 781 00:53:45.760 --> 00:53:52.000 know exactly how that get its thing. Just get acquainted with it, because, 782 00:53:52.280 --> 00:53:54.119 like you said, like economic with our time, a lot of games 783 00:53:54.159 --> 00:53:57.920 you could play for three hours and be like I get it, move on 784 00:53:58.440 --> 00:54:00.679 totally. Yeah, I think that with Immortals. Yeah, I think that's 785 00:54:00.719 --> 00:54:04.519 going to be the case for a lot of people. I think we also 786 00:54:04.679 --> 00:54:07.480 said, like, hey, this is like a prime like wait till it's 787 00:54:07.519 --> 00:54:09.239 on sale thing if you are super intrigued, if you're not one of the 788 00:54:09.360 --> 00:54:14.760 first people who have to play, this thing feels like it's it'll it'll, 789 00:54:14.960 --> 00:54:19.079 you know. Possibly you could probably play the first couple hours on game pass 790 00:54:19.239 --> 00:54:24.119 right because it's a EA play usual they have like the game previews, so 791 00:54:24.199 --> 00:54:27.760 you can like just download and play for a couple of hours before that timer 792 00:54:27.840 --> 00:54:29.880 runs up. I could be that could be wrong. Maybe that doesn't apply 793 00:54:29.880 --> 00:54:31.920 to every game anymore. It used to so maybe I'll do that. A 794 00:54:32.000 --> 00:54:36.679 lot of the packaging, like the menu packaging like look a lot like God 795 00:54:36.719 --> 00:54:39.559 of War. And I do think there are aesthetic similarities here and there. 796 00:54:40.079 --> 00:54:44.480 It's first person though, so it's like, you know, obviously not that 797 00:54:44.679 --> 00:54:49.119 kind of action game, but yeah, it's just you know, the half 798 00:54:49.159 --> 00:54:52.039 a dozen things that you know are going to be in there. We're like, 799 00:54:52.440 --> 00:54:53.719 oh, you get warped to a combat are you know where you have 800 00:54:53.800 --> 00:54:58.880 to like take out waves of things you you know, we'll get to an 801 00:54:58.920 --> 00:55:01.480 area where you have like, you know, save a quick and dirty little 802 00:55:01.480 --> 00:55:05.960 puzzle. I just think there's a lot of stuff that everyone's kind of seen 803 00:55:06.039 --> 00:55:08.679 before there. I think that I said this during the quickly like it looks 804 00:55:08.760 --> 00:55:14.400 cool as hell, Like there's cool sort of ideas. And when I saw 805 00:55:14.480 --> 00:55:17.480 the the f and vs or the cinematics, really like they put a lot 806 00:55:17.480 --> 00:55:21.039 of money into those. Yeah, for sure, Like there's polished there. 807 00:55:21.159 --> 00:55:23.119 There's oodles of polish. Yeah. I was gonna say it didn't feel it 808 00:55:23.199 --> 00:55:28.599 felt disingenuous to call it a B game or trying to categorize it there because 809 00:55:28.719 --> 00:55:32.679 it has more budget than your prototypical B game. I think unfortunately. Also 810 00:55:34.280 --> 00:55:37.119 the name of the game just makes me feel like it's going to get lost 811 00:55:37.199 --> 00:55:43.559 in the ether almost immediately, because Immortals of Avum gives me the same vibe 812 00:55:43.599 --> 00:55:51.239 that Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets game. Yeasy, like just 813 00:55:51.480 --> 00:55:53.679 call it Avium like or or you know, or like just do something. 814 00:55:54.039 --> 00:56:00.079 Yeah, I'm with you there for sure. It's name. Yes. The 815 00:56:00.360 --> 00:56:02.079 other the other one that I'm curious about that I haven't had time and I 816 00:56:02.119 --> 00:56:05.239 feel bad about. I wish I could have talked about it on this BombCast 817 00:56:05.320 --> 00:56:10.159 is jump Light Odyssey. This is the spaceship management sim where you know, 818 00:56:10.320 --> 00:56:14.719 kind of like it's similar in a lot of ways to FTL. It seems 819 00:56:15.559 --> 00:56:17.719 where like you're managing ship, but in this one it's much more. It's 820 00:56:17.719 --> 00:56:21.639 like FTL meets the sims, Like there's a lot of people on your ship 821 00:56:21.760 --> 00:56:25.480 walking around and they're doing jobs, and it looks really promising. It's an 822 00:56:25.519 --> 00:56:30.639 early access. It came out yesterday yesterday. It seems like it's doing really 823 00:56:30.679 --> 00:56:34.000 well in terms of like user reviews on Steam, and I just I really 824 00:56:34.079 --> 00:56:37.480 like the way it looks, and I like, I love FTL. So 825 00:56:37.519 --> 00:56:39.239 if it's like, this is another spin on that count me in. It's 826 00:56:39.280 --> 00:56:44.000 like, you know, uh, Star Trek Star Trek Management Salmon's like you 827 00:56:44.039 --> 00:56:45.280 ever wanted one of those. It feels like this is actually doing that. 828 00:56:45.519 --> 00:56:49.960 So I'm gonna give this a try. Probably now that I played enough Bomb 829 00:56:50.039 --> 00:56:52.840 Rush to talk about, I'm like, I'll try this next and see which 830 00:56:52.840 --> 00:56:54.840 one I want to keep going on with. Oh, while we're talking about 831 00:56:54.920 --> 00:56:59.960 games that we haven't devoted too much time to, a game that I've had 832 00:57:00.159 --> 00:57:04.239 my eye on for a long time is finally out. It's a tactics game 833 00:57:04.320 --> 00:57:07.840 called Cantata can Tata. I don't know how to pronounce anything, folks, 834 00:57:08.199 --> 00:57:13.000 U c A n ta ta. It's a tactics cantata. So I think 835 00:57:13.039 --> 00:57:17.119 you were right the first time. Trade Magnifique. It's a tactics game in 836 00:57:17.960 --> 00:57:23.599 not quite like a pixel style. I'm not sure how to describe it here, 837 00:57:24.400 --> 00:57:28.360 but it's a tactics game, and you boy loves tactics. This game 838 00:57:28.639 --> 00:57:32.960 arguably almost has too many tiles and has a bunch of systems impossible. Maybe 839 00:57:34.440 --> 00:57:39.159 art looks so cool? Does it looks really good? Trailers? It looks 840 00:57:39.320 --> 00:57:45.320 very different. Uh, The in game cinematics. It does seem kind of 841 00:57:45.480 --> 00:57:50.559 difficult from the early access Demoi played, but who knows what it's like now 842 00:57:51.280 --> 00:57:58.360 it's giving me. It's giving me like low intentionally low res haites vibes from 843 00:57:58.840 --> 00:58:01.840 like screenshots on looking at or it's just like a sexy pixel man standing in 844 00:58:01.960 --> 00:58:06.320 front of a bunch of sexy pixels. There we go, There we go. 845 00:58:06.559 --> 00:58:07.880 I know what it looks like to me. I mean, it looks 846 00:58:07.880 --> 00:58:12.519 like a totally different game entirely, but vibe wise from the screenshots. I'm 847 00:58:12.559 --> 00:58:15.840 already in all right, I'm looking. I'm looking at this. This looks 848 00:58:15.880 --> 00:58:19.280 okay, yeah, yeah, this looks really good. It seems like a 849 00:58:19.400 --> 00:58:22.360 perfect game to play on a Steam deck if someone wasn't locked into playing Tears 850 00:58:22.440 --> 00:58:29.199 of the Kingdom for the rest of my life. Last thing on the dock 851 00:58:29.280 --> 00:58:35.559 here it says talking about the current state of roadblocks. So I just want 852 00:58:35.599 --> 00:58:38.239 to like chime in on that. I know we've like, okay, obviously 853 00:58:38.280 --> 00:58:42.800 we all know how we collectively feel about roblocks back art real quick. So 854 00:58:43.000 --> 00:58:46.320 I was going through old episodes of the bomb Cast and like uploading them making 855 00:58:46.360 --> 00:58:52.599 sure they're because you know, we're we're going and adding markers because of you 856 00:58:52.679 --> 00:58:55.599 know, some some new bidness, some business talk. Oh yeah, I 857 00:58:55.880 --> 00:59:00.639 was getting I was explaining to that, explaining a lot to the folks at 858 00:59:00.679 --> 00:59:06.360 home, you know, like if they've noticed some stuff, some funky business 859 00:59:06.440 --> 00:59:10.079 with their podcast feeds, if stuff isn't loading properly, un subscribe or subscribe 860 00:59:10.079 --> 00:59:15.920 to God's Favorite podcast. Uh. And then episode seven hundred and seventy you 861 00:59:16.039 --> 00:59:22.920 were talking about Dibb and his Roadblocks problem, and this has been an ongoing 862 00:59:23.000 --> 00:59:30.519 saga. Is DIBs still having trouble with Roadblocks? I mean he's not. 863 00:59:30.679 --> 00:59:36.039 He's not having trouble like anyone who plays Roadblocks. He's having trouble. I 864 00:59:36.199 --> 00:59:39.960 think crisis. I just think, like I pulled a little bit at the 865 00:59:40.119 --> 00:59:47.920 thread of the sweater with these like twenty thirty something. Uh. YouTube streamers, 866 00:59:49.199 --> 00:59:53.440 YouTubers who like have a piece of the development of Roadblocks games and then 867 00:59:53.920 --> 00:59:59.559 use their popularity to like feed the beast and get like the you know under 868 01:00:00.079 --> 01:00:01.960 you know, thirteen year olds who make up the majority of their audience to 869 01:00:02.079 --> 01:00:07.039 just you know, fucking pump uh pump and pump and pump into the micro 870 01:00:07.159 --> 01:00:13.639 transaction hellscape at all. Right, So, like that and like look like 871 01:00:14.960 --> 01:00:20.639 on its face you're like, all right, well that's okay to a very 872 01:00:21.000 --> 01:00:24.480 like certain point, but it's not at all. And in reality, I 873 01:00:24.599 --> 01:00:29.880 think, like you know, I know Patrick's been actually doing reporting on it 874 01:00:29.960 --> 01:00:32.320 with his uh with his newsletter. He should you should check it out it 875 01:00:32.400 --> 01:00:38.119 because it's it really does like yeah, and it I think it's great for 876 01:00:38.239 --> 01:00:43.679 people who just like want to cut through the bullshit of like when you search 877 01:00:43.760 --> 01:00:46.119 for a thing you want to have information about, right, You're like, 878 01:00:46.440 --> 01:00:50.440 is Roadblocks good for my kids? You're just gonna first thing you're gonna hit 879 01:00:50.519 --> 01:00:54.000 is like all the SEO bullshit that like gamed the al Goo to like show 880 01:00:54.079 --> 01:00:59.320 up first and any of the real information. Patrick helps you cut through that 881 01:00:59.400 --> 01:01:02.000 bullshit. So shout out to Patrick. He's star reporting on this. And 882 01:01:02.159 --> 01:01:08.000 like these streamers, right, they like change the name of their Roadblocks games 883 01:01:08.079 --> 01:01:13.559 as well. So there's a bit So there's this like deceptive not a bait 884 01:01:13.639 --> 01:01:17.239 and switch, but like there is this sort of like rejuggling and reshuffling of 885 01:01:17.519 --> 01:01:23.000 the of the loops. So like some some people I imagine feel like they 886 01:01:23.119 --> 01:01:29.079 need to then support this new game that looks similar to the old game and 887 01:01:29.159 --> 01:01:32.119 again like it's all being done by the same developer slash publisher within Roadblocks, 888 01:01:32.199 --> 01:01:36.880 right, like because there's all these you know now that Roadblocks is what it 889 01:01:37.000 --> 01:01:40.679 is. Those's like all these developer teams and houses that put out a dozen 890 01:01:40.760 --> 01:01:45.039 of these games that are just marginally different from one to the next. It's 891 01:01:45.119 --> 01:01:52.440 just it just feels so nefarious and so icky, like you try and you 892 01:01:52.519 --> 01:01:55.159 know, like I look at Candy Crush and I'm like, wow, bastion 893 01:01:55.280 --> 01:02:00.599 of like normalcy, even though it's just a casino with like you know, 894 01:02:00.840 --> 01:02:06.599 fucking uh pay to you know what's it called pay to like grind or whatever? 895 01:02:06.719 --> 01:02:08.199 Right, so you know what, it reminds me of what you just 896 01:02:08.239 --> 01:02:10.360 subscribed. It reminds me of TikTok, where it's like, you know, 897 01:02:10.599 --> 01:02:15.840 people TikTok creators will do like the same video basically over and over, slight 898 01:02:16.000 --> 01:02:20.400 changes to will change an outfit, and eventually one of them will catch the 899 01:02:20.440 --> 01:02:22.679 algorithm, and it's like they're just waiting for that, and it's like I'm 900 01:02:22.719 --> 01:02:27.400 like, I don't know if I hold that against creators, Like that's the 901 01:02:27.920 --> 01:02:30.639 system that they're existing in, and so they're trying to manipulate that. But 902 01:02:32.119 --> 01:02:36.039 I mean, there's not much you can do. We don't have a say 903 01:02:36.079 --> 01:02:37.639 in how the system works. So it's like it's, yeah, this is 904 01:02:37.679 --> 01:02:42.079 the result, and I don't know if that's good creativity. It doesn't necessarily 905 01:02:42.079 --> 01:02:45.559 feel that way. So yeah, I don't know how is did feeling about 906 01:02:45.599 --> 01:02:49.280 roadblocks these days. I think he you know, I think he's still too 907 01:02:49.320 --> 01:02:52.559 young to realize what's really kind of happening. And that makes sense, right, 908 01:02:52.599 --> 01:02:54.280 And that's for me the biggest issue, because there is this sense of 909 01:02:54.440 --> 01:02:59.760 like exploitation there where the vast majority of that audience is so young that the 910 01:03:00.000 --> 01:03:04.239 on it don't appreciate like what what exactly is happening and how their attention is 911 01:03:04.320 --> 01:03:08.280 really being manipulated. So, you know, I don't know, I struggle 912 01:03:08.320 --> 01:03:13.760 with it. I'd be lying if I said that, Like I've seen a 913 01:03:13.840 --> 01:03:15.599 rollbocks game where I'm like, hey, that's actually kind of fucking cool, 914 01:03:15.920 --> 01:03:20.119 right, Like, there's definitely shit out there. Right then It's not a 915 01:03:20.199 --> 01:03:23.559 blanket statement because rollbocks is such a gigantic platform, but I do think there 916 01:03:23.760 --> 01:03:30.079 is a bit of nefariousness kind of going on with some of these developers and 917 01:03:30.159 --> 01:03:32.920 it's just like fuck, it's like you know again, like leave it to 918 01:03:34.000 --> 01:03:37.559 me to be like, yo, play fort play Fortnite. Just play Fortnite, 919 01:03:37.880 --> 01:03:44.199 like have a have a wholesome time. Well, I mean there, 920 01:03:44.400 --> 01:03:47.639 they've introduced the ability to create custom game modes and like I saw a full 921 01:03:47.719 --> 01:03:52.719 on Final Fantasy fourteen style raid inside of Fortnite, which is wild, and 922 01:03:52.840 --> 01:04:00.440 like they made Fortnite look like Call of Duty, absolutely wild. Yeah, 923 01:04:00.519 --> 01:04:02.400 maybe go play Fortnite. I don't know. Yeah, I think what it 924 01:04:02.480 --> 01:04:08.599 does looks insane a good way. They look really stupid. I love it, 925 01:04:09.480 --> 01:04:14.039 but I really do think we need to like all jump into rollblocks once 926 01:04:14.079 --> 01:04:15.960 together, like yeah, you know what I mean, Like we have to 927 01:04:16.119 --> 01:04:24.000 just do this as just more of like an explorer, an informational exploratory mission. 928 01:04:24.159 --> 01:04:29.960 Right, we're like all the submarine us. Yeah exactly, Like we're 929 01:04:30.000 --> 01:04:33.199 just going on this like excursion. We don't really have a guide, but 930 01:04:33.400 --> 01:04:36.320 like maybe we should just go. Maybe DIVI can guide us. I don't 931 01:04:36.320 --> 01:04:39.960 know, but we need to. That would be fun if he was our 932 01:04:40.039 --> 01:04:45.480 z suo. But shit, it's uh, it is really something else and 933 01:04:45.599 --> 01:04:50.559 it feels bad, and you know, I do see signs that maybe he 934 01:04:50.679 --> 01:04:54.679 is on his way to begin to grow out of it a little bit. 935 01:04:56.400 --> 01:04:59.880 You know, it'll probably relapse a couple of times before he gets out of 936 01:04:59.920 --> 01:05:01.480 it without a doubt. And like do you think you know? I was? 937 01:05:01.719 --> 01:05:04.000 I was confidently like, oh, this might teach him a little bit 938 01:05:04.039 --> 01:05:09.039 about like the value of money, right because you know he wants all these 939 01:05:09.199 --> 01:05:12.760 like roebucks and he wants to get the thing. And then I'll like take 940 01:05:12.880 --> 01:05:15.440 real world examples and try and do like a one to one world by like, 941 01:05:15.519 --> 01:05:19.760 look, man, this Pokemon pack is worth that thing that you have, 942 01:05:20.039 --> 01:05:24.320 Like do you see the relation? Like do you see how when you 943 01:05:24.480 --> 01:05:29.039 just asked me for ninety eight dollars in roadblocks? How insane that is? 944 01:05:29.199 --> 01:05:30.760 Right? Like so I think he's learning a little bit with that. Yeah, 945 01:05:30.760 --> 01:05:33.760 but you know what he could do is he could use this the API 946 01:05:33.960 --> 01:05:40.599 that Roadblocks has connect his Roadblocks account to one of these external gambling sites. 947 01:05:40.679 --> 01:05:44.239 Take those robocks, go there, gamble, make a ton of money on 948 01:05:44.320 --> 01:05:45.679 that, take that back in the roadblocks, and now he's got a lot 949 01:05:45.719 --> 01:05:51.639 more money. Something that does happen, and it does work. So I 950 01:05:51.920 --> 01:05:59.199 promise you he has seen videos where like he has been indirectly encouraged to do 951 01:05:59.400 --> 01:06:03.920 something like that without and like and look like at some point, I know 952 01:06:04.039 --> 01:06:06.480 you can say, like, well, hey, we can't blame the people 953 01:06:06.519 --> 01:06:10.840 who are just caught up in the business model of this thing. But like, 954 01:06:11.800 --> 01:06:15.639 I know, but again, it's like it's a it's a very difficult 955 01:06:15.719 --> 01:06:18.320 Yeah, don't you don't have to give in to the to the worst of 956 01:06:18.440 --> 01:06:23.440 course, not, of course not, but like, god damn it, 957 01:06:24.079 --> 01:06:29.679 Yep, roadblocks continues to be terrifying. And I can't wait maybe five ten 958 01:06:29.800 --> 01:06:34.599 years down the line to see the documentary detailing and breaking apart roadblocks, just 959 01:06:34.760 --> 01:06:40.440 like developers in a dark room or people that are now entering their late twenties. 960 01:06:40.599 --> 01:06:44.880 Like you know, I've played roadblocks when I was six and uh bankrupted 961 01:06:44.920 --> 01:06:47.039 my whole family, spent my grandpa's fortune, my trust, I spent my 962 01:06:47.119 --> 01:06:54.599 trust on to adopt people. I can't wait for that, and you don't 963 01:06:54.760 --> 01:06:57.199 have to wait anymore. Okay, yes, back, Look, I'm sorry, 964 01:06:57.239 --> 01:06:59.360 I'm sorry. I know you're saying we was gonna kick ass. I'm 965 01:06:59.400 --> 01:07:02.440 sorry. I yearned for the beat him ramping up to it, and I 966 01:07:02.559 --> 01:07:05.639 was just like, hey, can I stand here. It's like interrupted the 967 01:07:05.679 --> 01:07:09.199 DJ right before he's about to drop the beat. What's wrong with you? 968 01:07:09.840 --> 01:07:15.679 DJs are bad? A dab i uh. I yearned for the days of 969 01:07:15.800 --> 01:07:17.679 like him spending all that money on blue acorns? Do you remember that from 970 01:07:17.719 --> 01:07:23.840 Trials? Like I miss I miss I missed those day I was back in 971 01:07:23.880 --> 01:07:27.360 front of him. Yeah, I miss those days. I look back on 972 01:07:27.440 --> 01:07:30.440 them fondly and think, Yeah, you're like, there's something missing from your 973 01:07:30.440 --> 01:07:33.159 life. You know what it is? It's the room the motorcycle fun. 974 01:07:34.079 --> 01:07:38.519 Whenever my wife hears that sound, she gets very upset because because I will 975 01:07:38.559 --> 01:07:41.079 do the same jump a million times trying to hit it, and it's just 976 01:07:41.199 --> 01:07:45.519 like, so you's here or crash, crash a thousand times in a day. 977 01:07:45.639 --> 01:07:50.119 So yeah, that's probably pretty annoying. It's time for I know the 978 01:07:50.159 --> 01:07:54.519 segue new Trials. We we already. We didn't steer into the skid, 979 01:07:54.599 --> 01:07:59.000 We just full and turned around and flipped over. But anyway, you don't 980 01:07:59.000 --> 01:08:01.480 need to wait any more. Are who watch the new Honest game trailers that 981 01:08:01.639 --> 01:08:06.679 is just out now? Bailey Myers thirteen minutes ago. Yeah, I can 982 01:08:06.719 --> 01:08:12.280 do two things at once. There we go get the bare footie. But 983 01:08:12.360 --> 01:08:15.479 it's all right. The new Honest Game Trailers is out now, folks watching 984 01:08:15.600 --> 01:08:20.279 live. We will not be talking over Opening Night Live because it will interfere 985 01:08:20.319 --> 01:08:26.439 with the podcast, but we'll probably do like a trailer trash trailer park enough 986 01:08:27.039 --> 01:08:30.279 round up. Yeah, if there is enough, I mean, Greb, 987 01:08:30.359 --> 01:08:33.159 we'll probably talk about on Game Miss Mornings throughout the week. Anyway, you 988 01:08:33.479 --> 01:08:36.880 have something really big happens during the show, I'll drop it in. It's 989 01:08:36.920 --> 01:08:40.640 fine, but we'll definitely we'll do a round up on Game Mess Mornings and 990 01:08:40.680 --> 01:08:44.720 then if there is enough cool stuff that we'll get the crew together and we'll 991 01:08:44.760 --> 01:08:47.159 do a trailer trash round up. Yes, Tam and Lucy are on the 992 01:08:47.239 --> 01:08:53.520 ground now at Opening Night Live, hanging out with the Beyonce of video games, 993 01:08:53.920 --> 01:08:58.079 Jeff Keeley himself. But I gotta go take quick breaking break and we'll 994 01:08:58.239 --> 01:09:08.640 be back with the news. What's the trailer? What's trailer? And we're 995 01:09:08.720 --> 01:09:17.159 back with the news, Jeff take it away. Yeah, you all right. 996 01:09:17.199 --> 01:09:26.119 I'm not I'm not doing now. I'm upset because Happy trails to Charles 997 01:09:26.239 --> 01:09:30.640 Martiney. Charles martine the voice of Nintendo's Mario for over twenty five years, 998 01:09:30.960 --> 01:09:33.159 will no longer voice the character, and it's transitioning to a new role as 999 01:09:33.319 --> 01:09:39.199 Mario Ambassador. Nintendo announced. In this capacity, Martine will continue to engage 1000 01:09:39.239 --> 01:09:43.039 with fans around the world, but we'll step back from voice acting in games. 1001 01:09:43.399 --> 01:09:46.000 Speculation about this change had grown since June, when some fans noticed the 1002 01:09:46.039 --> 01:09:50.199 difference in Mario's voice in recent trailers for Super Mario Brothers wonder I of course 1003 01:09:50.279 --> 01:09:53.680 was like, no, that's impossible. It's always going to be Charles Martiney 1004 01:09:53.720 --> 01:09:57.439 and I was very wrong. The decision may also be related to casting Chris 1005 01:09:57.560 --> 01:10:00.800 Pratt as Mario in the upcoming Super pre In the previously released Super Mario Brothers 1006 01:10:00.920 --> 01:10:05.039 movie, where martine only has a cameo, I think it more likely than 1007 01:10:05.119 --> 01:10:09.520 that has to do with him being sixty seven years old ready to retire, 1008 01:10:10.039 --> 01:10:13.159 and I think this is a cool thing if he got to, like go 1009 01:10:13.279 --> 01:10:15.600 out on his terms and it's still going to get a paycheck from Nintendo to 1010 01:10:15.720 --> 01:10:19.640 do fun things like travel and go say hi to fans. Uh. Still, 1011 01:10:19.680 --> 01:10:23.520 though it's the it's the end of an era like thing. Eventually things 1012 01:10:23.840 --> 01:10:29.039 have to change. I definitely didn't like notice the new voice in the in 1013 01:10:29.119 --> 01:10:31.000 the Wonder trailer when I was listening, like, oh, I'm sure that's 1014 01:10:31.039 --> 01:10:33.520 just a new recording, new new direction or something like that. Like, 1015 01:10:33.600 --> 01:10:38.560 no, that's someone's still trying to sound like what Charles martine made Mario sound 1016 01:10:38.680 --> 01:10:41.439 like. So for the most part, you know, yeah, things will 1017 01:10:41.640 --> 01:10:44.880 be different, but they're still gonna be mostly the same. I don't know 1018 01:10:45.000 --> 01:10:48.560 that Charles Martiney did the a lot of other voices in Nintendo Warrio and like 1019 01:10:48.680 --> 01:10:51.680 at all the characters from the Warrior Ware games stuff like that. The New 1020 01:10:51.760 --> 01:10:55.960 Dragonball movie, he was fantastic, Was he really? I didn't know that 1021 01:10:56.439 --> 01:11:00.159 he was. He was Magenta, he was the bad guy, he was 1022 01:11:00.279 --> 01:11:03.319 crazy, he's he's he is an actual Like people are like he just does 1023 01:11:03.399 --> 01:11:05.840 that one voice remark. It's like no, he's a real voice actor and 1024 01:11:05.920 --> 01:11:10.600 has a huge range and could do anything. I mean, yes, in 1025 01:11:10.680 --> 01:11:14.319 the supermar Brothers movie where he's like, here's my just normal accent when I 1026 01:11:14.359 --> 01:11:16.560 played his father and stuff like that. But uh yeah, sixty seven time 1027 01:11:16.600 --> 01:11:20.039 to retire and do some fun stuff for Nintendo. I think that's that's pretty 1028 01:11:20.079 --> 01:11:23.920 cool. So happy trails to him for sure. When you when you said, 1029 01:11:24.359 --> 01:11:27.960 uh, when you even mentioned the Chris Prett, Like, where's that 1030 01:11:28.079 --> 01:11:31.279 coming from. I mean, that's speculation from some of the reporting, but 1031 01:11:31.439 --> 01:11:35.000 I don't think that's real. I don't think that has anything to do with 1032 01:11:35.239 --> 01:11:40.560 Uh, it's not Chris Prett's fault. Chris Prett didn't come be like this 1033 01:11:40.680 --> 01:11:45.119 is my turf now, bitch, like that didn't for anything. And I 1034 01:11:45.159 --> 01:11:48.319 don't think he had anything to do with this. I think he's an innocent 1035 01:11:48.640 --> 01:11:54.479 standard and this sixty seven year old successful man being like I'm kind of tired, 1036 01:11:54.520 --> 01:11:56.760 I'm done, I don't want to do it anymore. Yeah, that 1037 01:11:56.800 --> 01:12:00.960 makes it not me anymore, doesn't do it because he's fucking retired. He's 1038 01:12:01.039 --> 01:12:08.079 done. We pay we get an old Mario game. No, we're gonna 1039 01:12:08.079 --> 01:12:11.239 get an old Mario game after this at the end of the Switches life and 1040 01:12:11.680 --> 01:12:15.239 Mario no'll just be like Logan but Mario, Yeah, it would be great. 1041 01:12:15.279 --> 01:12:19.520 He's like, Mario is gonna have to carry Toad around because Toad it 1042 01:12:19.640 --> 01:12:24.479 just keeps pooping himself and can't can't keep control of himself. And then he's 1043 01:12:24.520 --> 01:12:28.319 gonna get like a little Mario child that isn't his. But maybe is his 1044 01:12:28.680 --> 01:12:32.199 It's gonna be great. That sounds very good. I feel like, uh, 1045 01:12:32.800 --> 01:12:34.760 you know, I would have liked the scene, or maybe they do. 1046 01:12:35.119 --> 01:12:39.000 They make a bigger deal of it for for the guy, right well, 1047 01:12:39.239 --> 01:12:41.760 so that they are that's not I don't have it written down here in 1048 01:12:41.800 --> 01:12:45.279 the rundown, but that's a good point. They said that him, Charles 1049 01:12:45.359 --> 01:12:48.199 Martinet and Miamoto will do a video that will do together where they talk about 1050 01:12:48.239 --> 01:12:51.039 this and maybe kind of like look back on his career and kind of give 1051 01:12:51.079 --> 01:12:58.520 him a real sendoff in the near future. Today's date on it. He's 1052 01:12:58.600 --> 01:13:02.279 not gay to Miomoto space, that's right, He's there's almost always a direct 1053 01:13:02.319 --> 01:13:06.199 in September. There's probably gonna be I've heard there's a direct in September probably, 1054 01:13:06.359 --> 01:13:10.720 so they will probably do it there, which I think makes it. 1055 01:13:10.800 --> 01:13:13.640 And then at the same time, Charles Martineo probably will show up at that 1056 01:13:13.800 --> 01:13:18.479 Nintendo Live event in Seattle doing his Mario Ambassador stuff. So cool. That's 1057 01:13:18.479 --> 01:13:23.960 stuff that he's been doing anyhow for a long time. I bet that is 1058 01:13:24.119 --> 01:13:28.199 the side of the business for him that continues to make sense because a lot 1059 01:13:28.239 --> 01:13:30.920 of times Nintendo be like we're just going to use the same recording of you 1060 01:13:30.199 --> 01:13:33.840 saying waho from like twenty years ago. We're good. We don't actually need 1061 01:13:33.880 --> 01:13:36.079 you back in the booth. So I bet that kind of work was like 1062 01:13:36.319 --> 01:13:41.680 inconsistent with Nintendo. So just like getting a regular paycheck to be the Mario 1063 01:13:41.680 --> 01:13:45.399 ambassador might even be a better deal in the end than like waiting for them 1064 01:13:45.439 --> 01:13:47.000 to be like all right, here's a new contract for some new recordings. 1065 01:13:47.079 --> 01:13:51.439 It's like, ah, that's inconsistent, so here he goes, but let's 1066 01:13:51.479 --> 01:13:58.600 go. Microsoft proposed a solution to its UK regulatory problems. Microsoft has revised 1067 01:13:58.640 --> 01:14:03.479 its proposed acquisition of Activision Blizzard by agreeing to sell cloud streaming rights for Activision 1068 01:14:03.479 --> 01:14:09.279 Blizzard games to publisher Ubisoft. The change aims to address concerns for it from 1069 01:14:09.279 --> 01:14:13.720 the UK regulator, the Competition Markets Authority, which had blocked the original deal 1070 01:14:13.880 --> 01:14:19.239 over fears of Microsoft potentially dominating cloud gaming. The restructured transaction grants Ubisoft exclusive 1071 01:14:19.319 --> 01:14:26.119 worldwide, worldwide streaming rights except in the European Economic Area, for all existing 1072 01:14:26.199 --> 01:14:30.880 and future Activision Blizzard games for the next fifteen years. The CMA has reiterated 1073 01:14:30.920 --> 01:14:33.680 its original decision to block the deal, but will now assess the restructure proposal 1074 01:14:34.000 --> 01:14:39.520 in a new phase one investigation, ensuring the cloud gaming market remains competitive. 1075 01:14:40.199 --> 01:14:44.640 So this is their solution to that. That the one hurdle that remained. 1076 01:14:44.760 --> 01:14:45.760 Basically, if they get over this, they will be able to close the 1077 01:14:45.840 --> 01:14:49.199 deal without any issue. But UK was like, no, we're worried about 1078 01:14:49.199 --> 01:14:53.119 cloud gaming. Even though no one else in the world is worried about cloud 1079 01:14:53.199 --> 01:14:59.079 gaming, UK is, And so the solution here is Activision Blizzard games for 1080 01:14:59.239 --> 01:15:02.239 streaming will go to Ubisoft and Microsoft will be hands off. So we just 1081 01:15:02.600 --> 01:15:08.279 in no way could possibly have a monopoly on that on that market going forward. 1082 01:15:09.640 --> 01:15:12.960 What does this mean for anybody who's playing games? Not much, It 1083 01:15:13.039 --> 01:15:15.880 just won't mean much. It means that you'll see a Ubisoft logo if you're 1084 01:15:15.880 --> 01:15:19.960 streaming your games from somewhere. But yeah, the story of of this acquisition 1085 01:15:20.000 --> 01:15:25.119 continues to be like the slow march to the inevitable it going through. At 1086 01:15:25.159 --> 01:15:30.680 this point, it seems like Xbox is releasing official series X Console raps. 1087 01:15:31.039 --> 01:15:35.520 Microsoft has und hey have you guys seen this? Actually think it looks really 1088 01:15:35.520 --> 01:15:39.039 good. If you get a chance to look up the tweet where they announced 1089 01:15:39.079 --> 01:15:43.800 it. Microsoft has unveiled official Xbox Series X console raps, set to release 1090 01:15:43.920 --> 01:15:46.880 later this year, allowing gamers to customize their consoles. The raps will be 1091 01:15:46.880 --> 01:15:51.640 available in three styles, a Starfield themed one, Arctic Camo, and Mineral 1092 01:15:51.720 --> 01:15:56.920 Camo. The Starfield rap will be available on October eighteenth in the United States, 1093 01:15:57.000 --> 01:16:00.680 Canada, and Europe for fifty dollars or forty five pounds, while the 1094 01:16:00.760 --> 01:16:05.119 Cambo variants will be released on November tenth and forty pounds. Yeah, I 1095 01:16:05.279 --> 01:16:10.920 haven't seen them either. They've blend in and make your Xbox disappear. They 1096 01:16:10.960 --> 01:16:14.520 are designed specifically for the Xbox Series X, and they they're made of like 1097 01:16:14.600 --> 01:16:18.720 this. They call it high tech fabric with like plastics as well. It 1098 01:16:18.760 --> 01:16:23.159 probably would reminds me if you ever had had a fabric phone case. It 1099 01:16:23.239 --> 01:16:26.399 seems pretty similar to that, but it wraps around and it fits like perfectly 1100 01:16:26.520 --> 01:16:30.039 on there so that it looks like, Nope, that's just a themed Xbox, 1101 01:16:30.159 --> 01:16:31.960 but no, it's wrap. I like these kinds of things. I 1102 01:16:32.680 --> 01:16:38.119 always want the like, fun looking consoles, but I'm not going to buy 1103 01:16:38.119 --> 01:16:41.840 a whole new console. In ninety nine percent of cases, you know, 1104 01:16:41.960 --> 01:16:44.920 three DS being the obvious exception there for me where I bought a bunch of 1105 01:16:44.960 --> 01:16:49.640 those but wraps in like face plates and the shells on the PlayStation five, 1106 01:16:49.760 --> 01:16:53.520 I'm all four of that. Is this something that any of you are considering 1107 01:16:53.600 --> 01:16:55.680 doing? Have you guys seen the Starfield one? I think it looks really 1108 01:16:55.720 --> 01:16:59.920 good. So I'm watching a gift of the Starfield one being put on an 1109 01:17:00.119 --> 01:17:04.680 Xbox right now, and I am utterly mesmerized. I yeah, it's had 1110 01:17:04.720 --> 01:17:09.399 an Xbox and then I'll get a wrap for it. And that's my plan 1111 01:17:09.640 --> 01:17:12.399 for me. This looks great. I'm just gonna wrap it on, wrap 1112 01:17:12.560 --> 01:17:15.520 it. Who needs game exactly? Yeah, it's so satisfying. Yeah, 1113 01:17:15.119 --> 01:17:18.479 you know, I forgot that. I also don't have an Xbox, so 1114 01:17:19.079 --> 01:17:24.399 I can't get one of these raps. Yet it looks really snazzy, Like, 1115 01:17:24.800 --> 01:17:28.159 uh, it seems like a no brainer. They could sell. They 1116 01:17:28.199 --> 01:17:30.159 could sell these in droves, y'all, Like, oh my god, the 1117 01:17:30.279 --> 01:17:38.880 margins they're making on these fucking stickers. Yeah, y'all remember how wild people 1118 01:17:38.920 --> 01:17:42.039 went over face plates? Like, oh yeah, this is just the natural 1119 01:17:42.079 --> 01:17:45.319 evolution of this. This makes me wish I just had like a catch all 1120 01:17:45.399 --> 01:17:48.520 outfit like a uniform, you know, like just you could just put put 1121 01:17:48.800 --> 01:17:53.359 like a cover on here. Yeah, oh man, god, this looks 1122 01:17:53.399 --> 01:17:56.560 good. I mean you can look, you can already get stuff like this 1123 01:17:56.720 --> 01:18:00.479 already. I mean there's brand there's brands out there that do this, you 1124 01:18:00.600 --> 01:18:04.760 know least. Yeah, these are the definitely a little bit different than that, 1125 01:18:04.880 --> 01:18:11.079 and that they are they are higher quality material and they aren't there that 1126 01:18:11.119 --> 01:18:15.239 they seem reusable to come on and off. And can you watch color forms? 1127 01:18:15.079 --> 01:18:19.000 Huh? Are they color forms? No, it's like a hard material. 1128 01:18:19.159 --> 01:18:21.399 It's like I said, it's like a phone case kind of thing. 1129 01:18:21.920 --> 01:18:25.279 So I guess, yeah, all right, it's now you're you're making me 1130 01:18:25.319 --> 01:18:28.079 think of like, like you said, a fabric phone case kind of thing, 1131 01:18:28.199 --> 01:18:30.319 like, yeah, a plate almost like an actual plates. Yeah, 1132 01:18:30.439 --> 01:18:36.279 basically, Okay. I think that you can differ because I had a third 1133 01:18:36.359 --> 01:18:42.920 party case shell from my PlayStation four Pro that made it look like wood paneling, 1134 01:18:43.279 --> 01:18:45.600 and those were on the outside it's like faux wood, and on the 1135 01:18:45.680 --> 01:18:48.760 inside that it was like it was like sticky material and they get to like 1136 01:18:49.000 --> 01:18:53.399 carefully stick it to each little and put it together and it looked great in 1137 01:18:53.439 --> 01:18:55.840 the end, but it was like, that was a hassle and there was 1138 01:18:55.880 --> 01:18:57.920 a lot of work and I'm not gonna be able to change that. This 1139 01:18:58.079 --> 01:19:01.319 does feel much more like face play modular. Yeah, you like you wrap 1140 01:19:01.359 --> 01:19:04.199 it around the back. It's like it's like put an underwear on an Xbox. 1141 01:19:04.239 --> 01:19:05.920 Honestly, what is it? Looks like you just put it on and 1142 01:19:06.079 --> 01:19:09.920 you just take it off. You put on it looks like you're swaddling an 1143 01:19:10.119 --> 01:19:15.640 Xbox, right, swaddling good Xbox. You just go to sleep. I 1144 01:19:15.760 --> 01:19:18.159 like it. Stick sticker ones always make me nervous. I'm like, what 1145 01:19:18.239 --> 01:19:23.680 if I change as a person and regret doing this and right it inevitably? 1146 01:19:25.039 --> 01:19:28.720 Yeah, it's gonna tear. That's makes me uncomfortable. I won't even put 1147 01:19:28.760 --> 01:19:31.279 a fandom sticker on my work laptop. I'm like, what if I change? 1148 01:19:31.319 --> 01:19:36.319 Who cares? This is ideal for me? I love this. I 1149 01:19:36.399 --> 01:19:41.399 will keep watching this animation and listening to you. I'm guessing all of you 1150 01:19:41.479 --> 01:19:44.479 guys are Camos. Every single one of you guys are gonna get a Camo 1151 01:19:44.560 --> 01:19:48.640 one. One looks really nice. Really, I do think the Starfield color 1152 01:19:48.720 --> 01:19:54.119 scheme is is super dope. Kudos to whoever fucking put that together, and 1153 01:19:54.800 --> 01:19:58.600 you shouldn't design a hockey jersey with those colors. Regrets to your sweet little 1154 01:19:58.680 --> 01:20:02.399 art boys girls and them's man, Yep, that's good stuff, all right, 1155 01:20:02.600 --> 01:20:04.279 Yeah, go ahead, Beck, what we're gonna say, No, 1156 01:20:04.359 --> 01:20:08.159 I'm just gonna say, like, uh, I don't know. I don't 1157 01:20:08.159 --> 01:20:11.720 know who all these people are with like their consoles in plain sight, I 1158 01:20:11.880 --> 01:20:15.000 hide them away. I think they're stupid and ugly. They're all ugly. 1159 01:20:15.439 --> 01:20:19.520 I hate I like talking about us. Yeah, definitely away. Yeah. 1160 01:20:20.199 --> 01:20:24.239 You know you don't want clutter. You want you want some kind of like 1161 01:20:24.399 --> 01:20:28.119 nice set up. So yeah, but I like a minimalist design. I 1162 01:20:28.239 --> 01:20:30.880 think I like havin the shells that show them off. Now at this point, 1163 01:20:30.920 --> 01:20:33.680 why not that's what I got. I really want a gaudy one that 1164 01:20:33.880 --> 01:20:39.279 is like, I don't know, slim gym branded and just mix the next 1165 01:20:39.319 --> 01:20:45.079 box. I want like a g fuel one. I'm at a point now 1166 01:20:45.199 --> 01:20:48.279 where I don't want it to be minimalist and cute. I want it to 1167 01:20:48.319 --> 01:20:53.560 be just a fucking eyesore. Yeah, appeal to me. I want to 1168 01:20:53.640 --> 01:20:59.000 be like, what's that that roadside restaurant? Yo? Hard ease, give 1169 01:20:59.079 --> 01:21:01.880 me hard ease, or like just a branded fast food thing. You want 1170 01:21:01.880 --> 01:21:09.560 a cracker barrel, cracker barrel, gain cracker berry country let's go. Yeah, 1171 01:21:10.079 --> 01:21:15.199 now just like roast beef. Yeah, I have a whole outfit that 1172 01:21:15.239 --> 01:21:19.359 looks like that. Hell yeah, yes, RB, send it to me 1173 01:21:19.399 --> 01:21:24.479 and here's your Lady Gaga outfit. There you go. Uh. Starfield Opening 1174 01:21:24.560 --> 01:21:27.800 has leaked. Forty minutes of leakd footage from the upcoming Starfield game have been 1175 01:21:27.800 --> 01:21:31.800 published online, showing early game playing character customization options. Multiple YouTube uploads have 1176 01:21:31.880 --> 01:21:36.159 been removed due to copyright claims by Zinnimax Media, but the footage continues to 1177 01:21:36.199 --> 01:21:41.399 circulate on social media. Of course, Uh, the game is coming out 1178 01:21:41.520 --> 01:21:45.560 here very soon. It will people start seeing it. But basically leaks are 1179 01:21:45.600 --> 01:21:47.600 going to be out there. It turns out what happened here is some people 1180 01:21:47.720 --> 01:21:51.600 just got it early from Walmart. They just got it weeks early from Walmart, 1181 01:21:51.720 --> 01:21:58.239 and they walked out and happening. It's happening. USA is going to 1182 01:21:58.319 --> 01:22:00.000 do their best to try to square this. They're not gonna be able to 1183 01:22:00.000 --> 01:22:03.720 succeed, so it's gonna be out there. The good news is it feels 1184 01:22:03.720 --> 01:22:06.720 a kind of game. It would be difficult to spoil because people are going 1185 01:22:06.760 --> 01:22:11.079 to do their own adventures a lot of times. So yeah, it's gonna 1186 01:22:11.119 --> 01:22:15.800 be difficult to actually ruin anyone's time with that. Alan Wake two's really oh 1187 01:22:15.840 --> 01:22:16.279 yeah, go ahead. No no no no no no no no no, 1188 01:22:16.520 --> 01:22:20.119 go go go. Allan Wake two's release date has been pushed back to late 1189 01:22:20.239 --> 01:22:25.840 October. Late October, excuse me, Remany Entertainments postponed the release of Allan 1190 01:22:25.880 --> 01:22:29.840 Wake two by ten days to October twenty seventh for PS five, Xbox Series 1191 01:22:30.039 --> 01:22:33.119 X and S and PC via the Epic Game Store, which is Epics publishing 1192 01:22:33.159 --> 01:22:36.800 its White's there. The company explained that the delay would give players more space 1193 01:22:36.880 --> 01:22:41.159 to enjoy other game launches in October. Like they just said the thing that 1194 01:22:41.279 --> 01:22:45.800 everyone would have realized. Anyhow, October very busy, and games are trying 1195 01:22:45.800 --> 01:22:46.760 to get out of way out of the way of each other. This game 1196 01:22:46.840 --> 01:22:51.199 was originally scheduled to launch on the same day as Spider Man two and Super 1197 01:22:51.239 --> 01:22:55.039 Mario Brothers Wonder I think, or at least around that that same time in 1198 01:22:55.119 --> 01:22:59.640 that general area. It would have been real rough. Assassin's Cream Mirage I 1199 01:22:59.680 --> 01:23:01.880 think was also coming around that same week. And it moved. It moved 1200 01:23:01.960 --> 01:23:04.680 earlier in October, so I'll'm like two, was like, we'll move later 1201 01:23:04.760 --> 01:23:08.039 in October. As long as it's before Halloween, will be fine. The 1202 01:23:08.079 --> 01:23:14.039 games now coming out October twenty seven for Halloween perfect exactly maximize spookiness. Well 1203 01:23:14.159 --> 01:23:16.680 done. Yes, well this gives you all. This gives you more time 1204 01:23:16.720 --> 01:23:19.800 to finish the new Alone in the Dark game, which no one will stop 1205 01:23:19.880 --> 01:23:24.680 talking about, right what? Yeah, yeah, Alone the Dark coming out 1206 01:23:24.920 --> 01:23:28.800 in October as well, that's not the only game coming out, and so 1207 01:23:29.000 --> 01:23:31.199 October very busy, Sasson, Screamarage, Super Mario Brothers, Wonder, Marvel, 1208 01:23:31.239 --> 01:23:34.640 Spider Man two, Detective Peak Or two, Returns, forts A Motorsport, 1209 01:23:34.680 --> 01:23:39.239 Hot Wheels, Unleashed two, Metal Gear, Solid Master Collection, Alone 1210 01:23:39.279 --> 01:23:42.640 in the Dark, ghost Runner two. I feel like I forgot some but 1211 01:23:43.159 --> 01:23:45.359 Alone in the Dark just it feels like it doesn't stand a chance. I 1212 01:23:45.359 --> 01:23:48.439 don't think anyone's gonna play that. Yeah, I don't know. We'll see. 1213 01:23:49.680 --> 01:23:54.560 Oh and let's see in Bailey's l Jan's B Day, Jan's B Day. 1214 01:23:54.600 --> 01:23:57.039 Excuse me, I didn't know who's right in that. There we go 1215 01:23:58.000 --> 01:24:00.279 a potential Tech and eight release date, appears online. The release date for 1216 01:24:00.359 --> 01:24:05.319 tech and eight has apparently been leaked online and is slated for January twenty six, 1217 01:24:05.399 --> 01:24:11.680 twenty twenty four. According to a reliable leaker, uh, I don't 1218 01:24:11.720 --> 01:24:16.159 know, aggio, no MOMENTI lumina. That's my favorite spell in Harry Potter. 1219 01:24:17.680 --> 01:24:21.279 That's all what a that's a fucking cool name. All right, all 1220 01:24:21.359 --> 01:24:29.159 right, let's all take a stab at saying this real quick. It sounds 1221 01:24:29.199 --> 01:24:31.640 like Latin, all right, all right, back of the dead Bailey, 1222 01:24:31.720 --> 01:24:40.000 you go first? No, no a journament? That sounds better. Okay 1223 01:24:40.039 --> 01:24:49.279 we shouldn't. Yeah, alright, definitely this fallow no you got a released. 1224 01:24:49.359 --> 01:24:56.560 Regarding the upcoming fighting game Tekens, director Katsuhiro Harada has acknowledged minor information 1225 01:24:56.680 --> 01:24:59.880 leaks, but warned that the source has been mostly identified. Last month, 1226 01:25:00.000 --> 01:25:03.760 images from the EVO event appeared to confirm confirm a roster league giving insights into 1227 01:25:03.880 --> 01:25:08.880 characters and gameplay. Officially announced in September twenty twenty two, Tech and eight 1228 01:25:08.920 --> 01:25:11.640 has planned for release on PS five, Xbox Series X and S, and 1229 01:25:11.800 --> 01:25:15.159 PCV esteem. We have not heard of release date up to this point. 1230 01:25:15.159 --> 01:25:18.720 A lot of speculation would be early next year. There is the Tech and 1231 01:25:18.800 --> 01:25:24.960 World Tour Finals on January twelfth through through the fourteenth in New Orleans. So 1232 01:25:25.039 --> 01:25:28.760 that's coming up, and then Tech and eight release right after that. Sounds 1233 01:25:28.840 --> 01:25:33.119 pretty plausible, right They finish up Tech and Seven's championship, they talk a 1234 01:25:33.199 --> 01:25:38.000 lot about Tech and eight during that event or around that time, and then 1235 01:25:38.000 --> 01:25:42.159 they released Tech and eight later that month. That would be very good. 1236 01:25:42.159 --> 01:25:45.159 I would like to see that, but you know, who knows. Things 1237 01:25:45.239 --> 01:25:48.920 could change. It hasn't been confirmed. Metal Gear Solid Collection won't run at 1238 01:25:49.000 --> 01:25:54.439 four k. Coonami has clarified the target resolutions for the Metal Gear Solid Collection, 1239 01:25:55.159 --> 01:25:58.920 with most platforms aiming for ten ADP at sixty frames per second, except 1240 01:25:58.920 --> 01:26:01.920 for the Nintendo Switch, which will target ten ADP at thirty frames per second 1241 01:26:01.960 --> 01:26:05.880 in doct mode and seven twenty P at thirty frames per second in handheld mode. 1242 01:26:06.159 --> 01:26:09.960 The collections, set to be released on October twenty fourth, includes the 1243 01:26:10.000 --> 01:26:13.920 first three middle Gear Solid games, the original MSX two versions, and a 1244 01:26:13.960 --> 01:26:17.520 nes excuse me in ans games. Additional content like digital graphic novels and strategy 1245 01:26:17.520 --> 01:26:23.479 guides will be included as well. I think it's a little a little annoying 1246 01:26:23.600 --> 01:26:26.880 that that the games aren't being up rest to four K, but also at 1247 01:26:26.920 --> 01:26:30.319 the same time, none of these games were originally done even at like HD 1248 01:26:30.479 --> 01:26:33.319 levels for most of them, so getting them at ten ADP is it's gonna 1249 01:26:33.319 --> 01:26:36.199 be fine, it's gonna look fine. Uh, it does feel like the 1250 01:26:36.279 --> 01:26:40.560 switch should be able to run like Middle Gear Solid one, it's sixty frames 1251 01:26:40.600 --> 01:26:46.800 per second. That's that seems wild and just maybe someone's lazy. Maybe someone 1252 01:26:46.800 --> 01:26:50.760 doesn't know how to do it. Yeah, maybe they don't know how to 1253 01:26:50.800 --> 01:26:54.000 go into the presets, you know, yeah, because that's what it's like, 1254 01:26:54.199 --> 01:26:56.920 right, Yeah, they didn't. They just didn't hit hit the button 1255 01:26:57.079 --> 01:27:01.079 in the in retro arch to get the ten A E sixty on the easy 1256 01:27:01.960 --> 01:27:06.079 Gods, come on the switch, Yeah, come on, flip the switch 1257 01:27:06.119 --> 01:27:11.439 on the switch. Flip the switch switch. That is like that. It's 1258 01:27:11.439 --> 01:27:15.199 definitely the case here though. These are just straight up ports. Don't expect 1259 01:27:15.239 --> 01:27:18.720 anything more like for Metal Gear Solid, don't expect widescreen four K support of 1260 01:27:18.760 --> 01:27:23.399 any kinds. It's going to be that original game just right in there. 1261 01:27:23.439 --> 01:27:27.159 But that's that's fine. At least they're like at least these games are back 1262 01:27:27.199 --> 01:27:30.039 available for sale for years now, they have not been, so this is 1263 01:27:30.119 --> 01:27:32.920 better than nothing, which was the alternative. Here, give me that sweet 1264 01:27:32.920 --> 01:27:38.119 four by three. Baby. Yeah, I'm I'm I'm maybe a better ratio. 1265 01:27:38.399 --> 01:27:41.960 Actually four by three and sixteen nine I might be going back. I'm 1266 01:27:41.960 --> 01:27:45.239 sorry, I'm sorrying, What did you just say? Four by three? 1267 01:27:45.600 --> 01:27:46.880 I love four by three? Great? Yeah, four by three in like 1268 01:27:46.920 --> 01:27:53.199 a nostalgic like, oh no, you do a fun like the throwback, 1269 01:27:53.880 --> 01:27:57.720 because I think it's we're seeing too much, you know. I agree, 1270 01:27:58.800 --> 01:28:02.520 because like I don't want like vertical sixteen by nine and of course horizontal sixteen 1271 01:28:02.560 --> 01:28:05.159 by nine. I think for four by three is like a good middle ground 1272 01:28:05.479 --> 01:28:11.960 where it's like it is both vertically pleasing and horizontally pleasing. I aim to 1273 01:28:12.039 --> 01:28:15.840 be vertically pleasing. I disagree. I disagree in every sense of the words. 1274 01:28:16.000 --> 01:28:19.920 On all sellar aspect ratio. You're allowed to feel wrong about it. 1275 01:28:20.039 --> 01:28:23.760 Yes, you don't have to stop at sixteen by nine, go go go 1276 01:28:23.880 --> 01:28:27.239 thirty two by nine, go super ultra back. No, I don't need 1277 01:28:27.319 --> 01:28:31.479 it to be like panoramic. I'm just saying sixteen by nine seems to work 1278 01:28:31.560 --> 01:28:35.680 well with the position of our horizontal eyes right, like they're laid out that 1279 01:28:35.800 --> 01:28:39.319 way. It makes sense. Yeah, again, I think I see too 1280 01:28:39.439 --> 01:28:44.000 much. You know, I'm all about tunnels. Yeah, I can't. 1281 01:28:44.159 --> 01:28:47.279 I stopped being focused as soon as the world went wide screen. It's the 1282 01:28:47.399 --> 01:28:50.720 worst. I mean, you watch those old shows on wide screen and they 1283 01:28:50.840 --> 01:28:56.000 just have the edges in there where you can see the equipment and stuff. 1284 01:28:56.319 --> 01:28:59.640 That's how I feel when I don't spend enough time with four by three things. 1285 01:28:59.720 --> 01:29:01.760 I'm I need more, I need more stuff. That's a little squarer 1286 01:29:02.119 --> 01:29:08.039 for me. Yeah, you were all insane people with microphones. I don't 1287 01:29:08.119 --> 01:29:15.319 understand the phone away from me. You've been watching movies in the theater. 1288 01:29:15.560 --> 01:29:18.720 Your entire lives in sixteen by nine, their entire lives movies. They're not 1289 01:29:18.800 --> 01:29:24.479 sixteen by nine. They're like or they're anamorphics, so they're even even condensed 1290 01:29:24.520 --> 01:29:26.800 more. What do you mean? Yeah, yeah, they're wider, Yes, 1291 01:29:26.880 --> 01:29:30.520 exactly. The most are water. How much more pleasing things that were 1292 01:29:30.640 --> 01:29:34.800 almost a square would be, you know posts almost square? Oh? Such, 1293 01:29:34.880 --> 01:29:39.840 the such the right shape for stuff. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, 1294 01:29:39.960 --> 01:29:42.560 it's the shape stuff pleaser. Think about it. You know, you're 1295 01:29:42.640 --> 01:29:46.359 watching a movie or a video on your phone, but you can continue scrolling 1296 01:29:46.399 --> 01:29:54.760 and doing other stuff. This reminds me of the fucking argument with the smoothing 1297 01:29:55.039 --> 01:30:00.920 n HDTVs at all. This is the magic Quibby, and this is why 1298 01:30:00.960 --> 01:30:03.479 we got to bring Quibby back, because you could turn that horizontal or vertical 1299 01:30:03.520 --> 01:30:09.880 and it worked in either aspect ration fail. I hear the reason of things 1300 01:30:09.920 --> 01:30:15.439 that were barely alive. Remember h Q right the trip. Did you guys 1301 01:30:15.479 --> 01:30:17.760 watch the documentary? Someone made a documentary about it. It was really good. 1302 01:30:17.880 --> 01:30:20.199 Yeah, it was good. Yeah, I've seen it. Yeah, 1303 01:30:20.960 --> 01:30:24.439 talked about it in the film cast. Shouts out to the film cast. 1304 01:30:25.079 --> 01:30:30.479 That's neat. I'd like to watch that one day. Where is it available? 1305 01:30:30.520 --> 01:30:34.720 Do we know I have? It's on quibble Yeah, No, I 1306 01:30:34.800 --> 01:30:39.479 think it's on who. I don't know. I still Hulu. I haven't 1307 01:30:39.479 --> 01:30:45.279 canceled it. Yeah, that's right, that's what they call Hulu. That's 1308 01:30:45.319 --> 01:30:48.920 awesome, Bailey. Microsoft has ended Connect production, which they were somehow still 1309 01:30:48.960 --> 01:30:55.199 making. Microsoft has announced the discontinuation of its Connect hardware production, including the 1310 01:30:55.319 --> 01:31:00.520 latest iteration Azure Connect, released in twenty nineteen for enterprise software and AI use. 1311 01:31:00.840 --> 01:31:05.680 The Azure Connect featured advanced capabilities beyond the Xbox versions. Microsoft will now 1312 01:31:05.800 --> 01:31:11.319 provide the technology to third party partners to create their own alternatives. Although Connect 1313 01:31:11.439 --> 01:31:15.079 was known for gaming purph roles on Xbox, it found diverse uses in fields 1314 01:31:15.119 --> 01:31:18.399 like academia and robotics, as Your Connect devices will be sold until the end 1315 01:31:18.439 --> 01:31:23.840 of October and the companies that own one can still access its development software after 1316 01:31:23.960 --> 01:31:28.319 that point. Despite a mixed reception and gaming Connect, Connect technology has been 1317 01:31:28.399 --> 01:31:32.840 integrated into products like the UK Skyglass TVs and it's still like medical medical equipment 1318 01:31:32.880 --> 01:31:35.159 and all kinds of other things like that. Connect actually popped up in a 1319 01:31:35.199 --> 01:31:40.840 lot of weird places like ghost out of the museums, like yeah, like 1320 01:31:41.039 --> 01:31:45.800 interactive dance floors, things like that. You know, it showed up in 1321 01:31:45.880 --> 01:31:50.880 every place except your living room, right exactly. I always liked the idea 1322 01:31:50.920 --> 01:31:55.439 of like Connect getting that second life, but then it's I don't know, 1323 01:31:55.479 --> 01:32:01.920 I never really moved second I think only the second life. Now through Connect, 1324 01:32:01.920 --> 01:32:08.279 you gotta have a connect that More details arise on Immortals, Phoenix Risings 1325 01:32:08.319 --> 01:32:12.960 Canceled Sequel. More details have emerged. Codenamed Oxygen, The project was going 1326 01:32:13.039 --> 01:32:16.720 to explore a fictionalized version of the Polynesian archipelago, something we talked about a 1327 01:32:16.800 --> 01:32:21.399 while ago on Game mess Mornings, including locations such as New Zealand, Tahiti, 1328 01:32:21.520 --> 01:32:26.399 Easter Island, and Hawaii. The protagonist would have had the ability to 1329 01:32:26.479 --> 01:32:30.199 gain powers from Polynesian gods and shape shift. Oh, that's cool. Would 1330 01:32:30.239 --> 01:32:32.920 have been very cool. A distinct feature feature of Oxygen was to avoid quest 1331 01:32:33.000 --> 01:32:38.479 markers, leading players to find their way by tracking animals or studying stars, 1332 01:32:39.000 --> 01:32:44.479 which that sounds awesome and Ubisoft Quebec was responsible for the original game canceled the 1333 01:32:44.520 --> 01:32:48.319 sequel. Ubisoft canceled the sequel earlier this month, citing challenges in establishing the 1334 01:32:48.399 --> 01:32:53.720 IP. The cancelation lines with Ubisoft shift in focus to its biggest ips in 1335 01:32:53.800 --> 01:32:59.159 life services after weaker holiday sales. This is a studio that is going to 1336 01:32:59.279 --> 01:33:03.520 be one hundred percent on the Assassins screen machine once again, and streaming now 1337 01:33:03.640 --> 01:33:08.920 apparently yes, and streaming call duty games. Yet, if any, if 1338 01:33:08.960 --> 01:33:12.680 any studio can afford to split their focus, it's the ones that reliably put 1339 01:33:12.760 --> 01:33:19.640 games out on time every time. This is uh yeah, I liked. 1340 01:33:19.840 --> 01:33:23.880 I thought that first game was okay with a lot of problems, and it 1341 01:33:24.039 --> 01:33:27.880 was, but they easily could have taken that foundation. It turned into something 1342 01:33:28.039 --> 01:33:30.399 very cool. I think with this and everything seemed to be lining up all 1343 01:33:30.439 --> 01:33:34.359 these really good ideas here. But yeah, they you justlf afraid of these 1344 01:33:34.439 --> 01:33:41.920 kinds of games. Now they are making eleven twelve Assassin's Creed games. That's 1345 01:33:41.960 --> 01:33:45.319 what the excuse me? Eleven Assassin's Creed projects. Many of those are games. 1346 01:33:45.680 --> 01:33:48.119 Some of them are going to be like anime. I guess I don't 1347 01:33:48.159 --> 01:33:53.359 know. It's such it's such a bummer because you know, we don't see 1348 01:33:53.399 --> 01:33:59.560 that setting in a lot of video games, if at all, especially Scout. 1349 01:33:59.640 --> 01:34:03.279 I know you're upset about no polynes poly uh representation as well, but 1350 01:34:03.399 --> 01:34:06.680 hey, Scout doesn't want Assassin's Creed fifty eight. Like, come on, 1351 01:34:08.279 --> 01:34:12.359 how many okay, ballpark many times can we dive off those roofs? How 1352 01:34:12.439 --> 01:34:15.439 many? How many Assassins Creed games do you think there are? Just like 1353 01:34:15.560 --> 01:34:23.600 ballpark games? I think there's twenty came out. Yeah, I would say 1354 01:34:23.640 --> 01:34:27.520 probably like fifteen. Just I think we think we counted this. Actually, 1355 01:34:27.960 --> 01:34:30.239 if you're doing like them, if you're doing the main ones, don't don't 1356 01:34:30.239 --> 01:34:34.359 count. I'm counting everything. I'm counting like there's like a mobile one, 1357 01:34:34.560 --> 01:34:40.840 right, like a PSP one probably right there. There's twelve main games, 1358 01:34:41.079 --> 01:34:46.239 seventeen spinoff games, several short films, and various transpia projects according to Google, 1359 01:34:47.199 --> 01:34:50.680 I mean according to the random wiki. Sorry, plugging, plugging the 1360 01:34:50.720 --> 01:34:57.000 plug. That is an ip that I am like constantly, uh staggered at 1361 01:34:57.720 --> 01:35:01.720 its popularity, Like you know, if like the movie was a was dead 1362 01:35:01.760 --> 01:35:06.640 on arrival, like what other thing would give you? I mean, obviously, 1363 01:35:06.760 --> 01:35:10.439 I mean apparently, look, there's a reason they make the decision. 1364 01:35:10.479 --> 01:35:14.479 It obviously sells well enough to invest that kind of money. But like I'm 1365 01:35:15.439 --> 01:35:18.439 I'm speechless as to why it continues to be a thing. I'm also so 1366 01:35:19.039 --> 01:35:24.000 out of touch with what is currently happening in Assassin's Creed because like the last 1367 01:35:24.039 --> 01:35:29.199 time I was paying attention, Kristen Bell was still involved and I don't think 1368 01:35:29.279 --> 01:35:38.199 she's popped, not really, you know, like other significant roles. Yes, 1369 01:35:38.399 --> 01:35:41.359 yeah, does the animal still matter? Is that still a thing we 1370 01:35:41.479 --> 01:35:44.439 worry about? Yeah, it's like takes different forms now, I think, 1371 01:35:44.840 --> 01:35:48.119 yeah, wait, what happened in Desmond? I still remember that first game 1372 01:35:48.159 --> 01:35:53.279 where you like find out what's going on and just like I remember audibly slapping 1373 01:35:53.359 --> 01:35:57.399 my forehead so loud. Yeah, I mean it's a dumb premise, but 1374 01:35:57.880 --> 01:36:00.720 at that point it's fine. Look if people want like to play it and 1375 01:36:00.760 --> 01:36:03.399 they continue doing it, fine. I think if you feel good that like 1376 01:36:04.119 --> 01:36:13.880 the ridiculous like directive of like a publisher developer to remain infinitely profitable forever and 1377 01:36:13.960 --> 01:36:18.199 ever forces all this ship to become watered down to the same goddamn thing over 1378 01:36:18.239 --> 01:36:20.960 and over again. If you're if that's what you get excited about and you're 1379 01:36:21.000 --> 01:36:25.199 happy about that, I don't know what to tell you. You Also, 1380 01:36:25.640 --> 01:36:30.399 you're gonna love Drive to your life. You also just described Madden FIFA Slash 1381 01:36:30.439 --> 01:36:34.000 Football Club every annual release. Yeah, but I think sports games are in 1382 01:36:34.079 --> 01:36:38.479 a different category. Like I realized I just said the whole thing. But 1383 01:36:38.600 --> 01:36:42.560 like sports are different. They're they're they just are. There's different players that 1384 01:36:42.680 --> 01:36:45.640 come in. There's you know, yeah, Assassins Creed. It's a different 1385 01:36:45.680 --> 01:36:54.239 player that comes in. I think they're in Assassin's Creed. Yeah. I 1386 01:36:54.279 --> 01:36:57.840 mean, look like you're talking to someone who actively hates and the NHL series, 1387 01:36:57.880 --> 01:37:01.439 So like I'm not happy about that, you know, Uh yeah, 1388 01:37:02.479 --> 01:37:06.239 Assassin's Creed. I know it's still very popular. They still sell a lot. 1389 01:37:06.319 --> 01:37:10.680 They're gonna keep making them. But I'm I'm definitely getting to a point 1390 01:37:10.760 --> 01:37:15.560 where maybe I might check out Mirage, but I'm not like like craving it. 1391 01:37:15.720 --> 01:37:17.239 And then what you're gonna tell me, there's gonna be like ten more 1392 01:37:17.680 --> 01:37:21.600 of these games of different stripes, like in the next ten years. That's 1393 01:37:21.640 --> 01:37:26.399 gonna wear it out pretty quickly, I think. So, yeah, yeah, 1394 01:37:27.079 --> 01:37:28.920 all right, that does it for the news, Jen, I'm handing 1395 01:37:28.960 --> 01:37:31.159 the show back over to you. Well, I'm gonna look at it and 1396 01:37:32.000 --> 01:37:36.640 still decide and wonder where Kristen Bell has been for the last ten plus years. 1397 01:37:38.199 --> 01:37:41.159 And then we're gonna go take a quick breaking break, be back with 1398 01:37:41.319 --> 01:37:53.199 some emails. I can't stop thinking about emails and saying, God, go 1399 01:37:53.399 --> 01:37:58.359 to the email section. We did it email timing. Wow, I know 1400 01:37:58.640 --> 01:38:01.800 right, I just had a hank in an itch to read some emails from 1401 01:38:01.840 --> 01:38:05.640 you, the fine folks at home BombCast at giant bomb dot com is email 1402 01:38:05.640 --> 01:38:11.880 address to send those electronic mails too. You can send a whole slew of 1403 01:38:12.039 --> 01:38:15.880 things, a wide variety of topics. I'll pick them, I'll answer them, 1404 01:38:15.000 --> 01:38:18.119 will answer them. I'll if you write a nice email about someone on 1405 01:38:18.199 --> 01:38:20.760 the staff, nine times out of ten, I'll a forward it to that 1406 01:38:20.840 --> 01:38:24.880 person. So if you want to give a specific special shout out to someone, 1407 01:38:25.600 --> 01:38:28.119 I'll go do it. I'll do it. Also, Hey, have 1408 01:38:28.319 --> 01:38:32.399 out at the shout outs up to fifty not just fifty. I see what 1409 01:38:32.520 --> 01:38:39.840 you're doing, you jerks. God, Okay, here's here's a wild idea. 1410 01:38:40.000 --> 01:38:43.319 Here's a wild idea, because you know I'm full of them, million 1411 01:38:43.359 --> 01:38:46.119 dollar idea. Here at the PAXs panel, We're going to pass around a 1412 01:38:46.159 --> 01:38:49.880 clipbird that will be a Google doc and that's how we'll read the shout outs. 1413 01:38:49.920 --> 01:38:53.399 All right, We'll just have a giant bomb clibbered, pass it around 1414 01:38:53.439 --> 01:38:57.800 and all that jazz beautiful. I love it, all right, first email 1415 01:38:59.039 --> 01:39:01.800 come just starts. I'm telling you, dude, we could sell a nice 1416 01:39:01.800 --> 01:39:05.880 clipberd with like a GB logo on it, a clear clipbord. And then 1417 01:39:06.039 --> 01:39:14.479 are you saying clipboard? Yeah, clip clipberd, Bailey. We don't need 1418 01:39:14.520 --> 01:39:16.720 to relitigate this, all right? Do you say cupboard when you go to 1419 01:39:16.840 --> 01:39:20.279 the cup of board, I don't go to the cupboard. Jeff on a 1420 01:39:20.359 --> 01:39:29.359 homes got a pile of cups in your corner. Hell yeah, let's go. 1421 01:39:30.840 --> 01:39:34.960 I mean, we don't have time for me to re explain the logic. 1422 01:39:35.039 --> 01:39:41.640 It's just like we think about think about it. Why don't we say 1423 01:39:41.920 --> 01:39:45.960 Aristotle like Chipotle? You know, just let that ruminate for a bit. 1424 01:39:45.159 --> 01:39:48.159 Why don't we say all stuff like other stuff? I don't know exactly. 1425 01:39:48.279 --> 01:39:53.359 I say cup ons all the time and people look at me weird. Jeff 1426 01:39:53.359 --> 01:39:57.479 from Quebec City writes in Bombers in your Hearts, When do you feel like 1427 01:39:57.560 --> 01:40:00.399 autumn starts? For me? It's the first week into October because the best 1428 01:40:00.479 --> 01:40:04.600 timing to go road tripping and see all the colors here in Quebec before everything 1429 01:40:04.680 --> 01:40:10.000 falls and we collectively freeze. Shout out to shout outs. Jeff from Quebec 1430 01:40:10.079 --> 01:40:15.720 City, When does autumn start? Not soon enough? Am I Jesus Christ? 1431 01:40:16.359 --> 01:40:23.239 Then it's uh, look, the first week of October's basically when it 1432 01:40:23.319 --> 01:40:27.279 does start. Uh man, that's our season's work. It's like, well, 1433 01:40:27.399 --> 01:40:32.000 September twenty two, it's like the last thing set. Yeah, you're 1434 01:40:32.000 --> 01:40:36.199 basically so yes. If you're talking about like when do people shift mentally that 1435 01:40:36.279 --> 01:40:40.359 first week Octobers when it happens. Yes, I had a big fight with 1436 01:40:40.600 --> 01:40:45.439 one Vincent James Caravella. Oh did you lose the fight because he's got big 1437 01:40:45.520 --> 01:40:48.880 hands. Yeah, well it was a it was a van measuring contest. 1438 01:40:48.960 --> 01:40:57.159 No, he fucking he used to think that like summer was like way, 1439 01:40:57.399 --> 01:41:00.520 oh no, it was summer or winter. And he was like a month 1440 01:41:00.640 --> 01:41:05.199 off, like literally thirty days off to when it started. And he just 1441 01:41:05.319 --> 01:41:09.640 like, wouldn't he wouldn't like, Okay, we want to admit defeat, 1442 01:41:09.920 --> 01:41:12.640 you know, And what way was he off? Was he saying like he 1443 01:41:12.760 --> 01:41:16.359 said it started a month earlier than season? Actually did he said? Okay, 1444 01:41:16.479 --> 01:41:19.000 yeah, you know it was winter. You're right because he said Thanksgiving 1445 01:41:19.159 --> 01:41:21.600 was winter. I was like, no, dude, you could not be 1446 01:41:21.720 --> 01:41:26.159 more wrong. That is very much autumn. It's very much autumn. In 1447 01:41:26.239 --> 01:41:30.199 fact, winter is like a couple days before fucking winter. Christmas, Christmas, 1448 01:41:30.279 --> 01:41:33.439 Christmas December twenty first, Yeah, that's when it starts. That's how 1449 01:41:33.479 --> 01:41:39.920 it works, to be like the guy that well that I'm saying, that's 1450 01:41:39.960 --> 01:41:43.279 when, Chris, that's why Christmas is when it's when it when it happens 1451 01:41:43.479 --> 01:41:46.439 December twenty fifth. Because dumbasses in the past were like, hey, the 1452 01:41:46.520 --> 01:41:49.279 sun keeps going down, We're all gonna fucking die. And then it's like, 1453 01:41:49.399 --> 01:41:51.439 why is it not going high in the sky anymore? Is it just 1454 01:41:51.520 --> 01:41:55.880 never the Sun's gonna go away forever? And then the sun like starts going 1455 01:41:55.920 --> 01:41:58.439 back up, and they're like, okay, maybe it's gonna keep going up 1456 01:41:58.439 --> 01:42:00.880 and it goes back all right, are never throwing apart? Let's have Christmas? 1457 01:42:00.039 --> 01:42:08.720 And so it's an approximation of what happened a well established Pigan celebration of 1458 01:42:08.800 --> 01:42:15.560 the winter sol sysm appropriated by another religion. Sure, yeah, yeahs is 1459 01:42:15.640 --> 01:42:18.039 that the world was kind of end and now we got Christmas going exactly and 1460 01:42:18.279 --> 01:42:21.520 now I get presents on December twenty five. Rules. Yeah, I mean 1461 01:42:21.600 --> 01:42:26.760 like you could just call you know, people call things the unofficial start of 1462 01:42:26.880 --> 01:42:30.279 summer, right, which is like, uh, you know, Labor Day, 1463 01:42:30.399 --> 01:42:33.800 right or Memorial Memorial Day? Sorry? Uh so like I understand that, 1464 01:42:34.640 --> 01:42:38.960 but I mean, look, and it has snowed in November. I'm 1465 01:42:39.079 --> 01:42:43.720 sure, I don't know. I just that's uh, there's certain things we 1466 01:42:43.800 --> 01:42:45.680 have rules about ladies and gentlemen. The seasons are one of them. You 1467 01:42:45.840 --> 01:42:51.399 kind of get people will point out the meteorological seasons and how those are different 1468 01:42:51.520 --> 01:42:56.199 than when those like the stars in the moon and stuff aligns. It's like, 1469 01:42:56.560 --> 01:43:00.239 can season right that. My heart's still in the school calendar, you 1470 01:43:00.319 --> 01:43:03.520 know, when the kids are in class, it's it's autumn. When they're 1471 01:43:03.600 --> 01:43:08.399 on winter break, it's winter, okay, But my kids starts school tomorrow. 1472 01:43:09.439 --> 01:43:14.520 Shit, it's autumn for you tomorrow. No it's not. She's like, 1473 01:43:15.640 --> 01:43:21.199 now, were there, and that's like you're all you're not going to 1474 01:43:21.279 --> 01:43:24.880 burn to death, Like these kids are gonna be boiling in that classroom. 1475 01:43:25.000 --> 01:43:29.239 We don't have seasons here. It is unreliable. I had a hurricane in 1476 01:43:29.279 --> 01:43:32.800 an earthquake two days ago at the same time. What was the earthquake? 1477 01:43:32.920 --> 01:43:36.279 When you were becoming something fierce? If guess what's happening to you, what 1478 01:43:36.479 --> 01:43:43.359 was the earthquake? Shook? Because I know what an earthquake is. I 1479 01:43:43.439 --> 01:43:47.439 mean, what was the what is the Richter sale? I was I was 1480 01:43:47.600 --> 01:43:50.960 actively streaming when it was happening. I was playing Slay the Spire. I 1481 01:43:51.000 --> 01:43:54.279 was like, oh, we're wiggling, and then we were back. So 1482 01:43:54.479 --> 01:43:56.680 I don't know. I didn't look up the number. I was busy slaying 1483 01:43:56.720 --> 01:44:00.119 the spire. It was what was important. Okay, all right, you 1484 01:44:00.199 --> 01:44:03.520 know it was bad. I did feel it. It was. It freaked 1485 01:44:03.560 --> 01:44:08.119 my cats out, Oh no, but I held it together. On stream. 1486 01:44:08.159 --> 01:44:13.279 I was like, whoa, back to the you know, last time 1487 01:44:13.279 --> 01:44:16.000 we had an earthquake up here. It happened immediately after I snapped my fingers, 1488 01:44:16.079 --> 01:44:19.359 and that was fun. It was during a podcast. Yeah, yeah, 1489 01:44:19.479 --> 01:44:25.199 with high Yeah. Have you ever snapped your fingers before that moment? 1490 01:44:25.520 --> 01:44:30.359 No? Never have you? Since? No, too much power. I 1491 01:44:30.520 --> 01:44:34.680 can't go to slam poetry readings anymore. It's terrible. My stomach dropped when 1492 01:44:34.720 --> 01:44:39.720 that happened because I was like, oh no, My mind went to the 1493 01:44:39.760 --> 01:44:42.600 worst place, of course, but also was like, oh god, people 1494 01:44:42.640 --> 01:44:45.760 are gonna rewatch this and be like this was a thing. You know, 1495 01:44:45.920 --> 01:44:48.920 I don't know, but thankfully for a while. It's a little baby earthquake, 1496 01:44:49.039 --> 01:44:51.479 right, it's a little baby earthquake. Wasn't much. It's fine, 1497 01:44:51.640 --> 01:44:59.479 It's all right. Next email was about a little Starfield they write in, 1498 01:45:00.159 --> 01:45:02.840 uh, Robbie writes him. In recent weeks, lots of outlets have been 1499 01:45:02.960 --> 01:45:08.520 hyping Starfield as if it's guaranteed to be a great game that has me wondering 1500 01:45:08.960 --> 01:45:13.720 why. Bethesda's last greatest game was Skyrim, and even that was a buggy 1501 01:45:13.760 --> 01:45:16.399 mess. Followed seventy six was a travesty of a game. Fallow four was 1502 01:45:16.520 --> 01:45:21.520 derivative, bloated and unfocused sequel, full of bugs with a little we've been 1503 01:45:23.159 --> 01:45:29.399 as he with a little we've been shown of Starfield. It looks very much 1504 01:45:29.520 --> 01:45:34.920 like Fallout four in space and frankly that fills me with a new and thank 1505 01:45:34.960 --> 01:45:41.920 you Bailey. It's French Trey magnifique. Uh. You guys seem really high 1506 01:45:42.000 --> 01:45:45.359 on Field's promises about what it could be. Is there something you've been you've 1507 01:45:45.439 --> 01:45:48.600 seen that goes beyond what has been released? Or is it just blind hope 1508 01:45:48.600 --> 01:45:53.520 it'll be good? Help me understand I like those games. Fallow four is 1509 01:45:53.520 --> 01:45:56.880 a really good game. Uh well, fat seventy six obviously had problems, 1510 01:45:56.920 --> 01:46:00.199 but Skyrim even that was a buggy mess. Yeah, like yeah, but 1511 01:46:00.319 --> 01:46:03.920 bugs are fun. Bugs are fun. They're not as long as they're not 1512 01:46:03.960 --> 01:46:09.079 like we're causing you loose saved data or causing the progression issues, which they 1513 01:46:09.119 --> 01:46:12.600 never did for me in Skyrim. Bugs are fun. They get the game 1514 01:46:12.680 --> 01:46:15.680 character and I enjoy it, and that's just how I feel. So if 1515 01:46:15.000 --> 01:46:18.319 if that's like if the promise of Starfield is there'll be a lot of that 1516 01:46:18.439 --> 01:46:23.039 stuff and it's in space, and like they're doing like the NASA kind of 1517 01:46:23.119 --> 01:46:26.119 sci fi that we don't get a lot of. Yeah, that sounds that 1518 01:46:26.199 --> 01:46:30.359 sounds great to me. To me, the bugginess is part of Bethesda's charm, 1519 01:46:30.520 --> 01:46:34.359 like the bugs are a feature, like it's it's it's sort of who 1520 01:46:34.439 --> 01:46:39.680 will I have an easy sideswipe at anytime a game that's not beths does Bucky 1521 01:46:39.720 --> 01:46:44.720 watched the new Honest game trailer for baalds Gate. But yeah, I'm I'm 1522 01:46:44.800 --> 01:46:47.119 expecting it to be buggy and I'm looking forward to it regardless. I think 1523 01:46:47.159 --> 01:46:50.720 we're allowed to hold both of these thoughts one in each hand. Yeah that 1524 01:46:51.039 --> 01:46:54.560 said, you know, Skyrim is like, what one of the biggest selling 1525 01:46:54.600 --> 01:46:59.079 games of all time. It's available on virtually everything, So like something coming 1526 01:46:59.119 --> 01:47:04.880 out of that studio, we'll probably be better than Okay, probably, Yeah, 1527 01:47:05.119 --> 01:47:09.279 I mean, yeah, totally. I think I've like Falling Out three 1528 01:47:09.399 --> 01:47:13.880 better than four thinking back on it, most people did, Yeah, should 1529 01:47:13.920 --> 01:47:17.479 I go play New Vegas at some point? Yeah, Oh I love Vegas. 1530 01:47:17.960 --> 01:47:21.720 Yeah, I've I've I played it again recently. I've for for the 1531 01:47:21.840 --> 01:47:26.039 trailer. It is so it is. I consider it to be one of 1532 01:47:26.119 --> 01:47:30.680 my top games. It is a buggy mess and it's so funky. Are 1533 01:47:30.680 --> 01:47:35.680 you playing and writing such mediocre combat? Do you recommend we can't talk about 1534 01:47:35.720 --> 01:47:39.640 that? Back lar? Why are you trying to try to blow? Why 1535 01:47:39.640 --> 01:47:44.399 I try to blow the bow? You could? All right? Sorry, 1536 01:47:45.720 --> 01:47:48.479 put me in put me in jail. I didn't mean to put you in 1537 01:47:48.560 --> 01:47:53.880 jail early before your for your trip. Yeah, it'll be an early vacation. 1538 01:47:55.119 --> 01:47:58.039 People get excited about things before they come out. People get anxious about 1539 01:47:58.039 --> 01:48:00.920 things before they come out. It's I mean, everyone deep down knows you 1540 01:48:01.000 --> 01:48:04.640 gotta play it first, or you really not like getting excited about something? 1541 01:48:04.760 --> 01:48:09.159 Isn't some dangerous thing? What's the worst thing that happens? You get disappointed 1542 01:48:09.560 --> 01:48:14.800 except with the Kingdom hearts? Well, yes, right, king hearts like 1543 01:48:14.880 --> 01:48:17.319 yeah, that's a whole, that's a sickness upon itself. Yeah. Oh 1544 01:48:17.439 --> 01:48:20.720 man, they played an idium remix of Simple and Clean at this wedding. 1545 01:48:20.920 --> 01:48:25.800 You boy almost lost ship. Oh my god, what good for you? 1546 01:48:26.840 --> 01:48:30.439 It's amazing did it include the intro We're sore? Is like I have been 1547 01:48:30.560 --> 01:48:34.159 having this strange dream lately. No, but it should have, you know, 1548 01:48:34.239 --> 01:48:41.119 at the weddings. Off the weddings off, I know it. Redo 1549 01:48:41.239 --> 01:48:45.119 this wedding. Make everyone fly back in all right. Next email is about 1550 01:48:45.800 --> 01:48:51.000 Gimmick. I'm flashing a helpful image on the screen right now. This comes 1551 01:48:51.359 --> 01:48:57.079 from Ken, So Marvel finally went all in with the cool kids. They 1552 01:48:57.199 --> 01:49:00.239 named their new character Gimmick. For those not looking at a picture, her 1553 01:49:00.279 --> 01:49:04.239 outfit looks like she takes fashion tips from Gambit parenthesis. She gets a new 1554 01:49:04.279 --> 01:49:08.720 costume later spoilers. She doesn't seem like a powerful mutant, but she does 1555 01:49:08.800 --> 01:49:14.399 have good leadership skills. We're looking at the Zoomer cyclops. Sincerely, Ken. 1556 01:49:15.840 --> 01:49:19.000 Yeah it looks cool. Yeah, that's cool. I'm into it all 1557 01:49:19.079 --> 01:49:25.159 right. Well, I like the children of the Adam style, that logo 1558 01:49:25.319 --> 01:49:27.840 and then the kind of the art style that go for for those kinds of 1559 01:49:27.880 --> 01:49:30.720 comics. Always like that. Yo, if you have been out of touch 1560 01:49:30.800 --> 01:49:32.520 with the X Men, you should read the current run of X Men. 1561 01:49:32.600 --> 01:49:36.600 It's pretty hot and not like hot and like it's like wait real quick, 1562 01:49:36.640 --> 01:49:41.560 I'm sorry someone just rushed the stage at a game at Games Come Opening Night 1563 01:49:41.640 --> 01:49:48.800 Live, and Jeff Keeley looks fucking pissed on. He just is fuming. 1564 01:49:49.079 --> 01:49:54.279 I'll see if I can get a screen shot of his face. Said, 1565 01:49:54.439 --> 01:49:59.359 why does this keep happening? He said the same kid. I hope so 1566 01:49:59.479 --> 01:50:00.560 I don't. I actually didn't see the run on stage. I just saw 1567 01:50:00.600 --> 01:50:03.359 the reaction to it. People are saying it in chat. Oh man, 1568 01:50:03.600 --> 01:50:10.520 god, I hope Keiley's okay, like you are so hard to put on 1569 01:50:10.600 --> 01:50:14.000 a good showever, rush is the stage is okay after Keiley's done with them. 1570 01:50:14.680 --> 01:50:18.000 No, he's going to destroy that kid. Oh yeah, Oh my 1571 01:50:18.119 --> 01:50:23.279 god. Some guy trying to say some about g TA six Mike says great, 1572 01:50:23.359 --> 01:50:27.600 what, Oh my god? Everyone everyone just you have to Oh there's 1573 01:50:27.840 --> 01:50:32.880 girder in those eyes. You have to. Oh it's not letting me rewind 1574 01:50:32.960 --> 01:50:36.439 on YouTube. He must have that chained off. I am. I'm gonna 1575 01:50:36.520 --> 01:50:41.479 have a hot take here. And I think big events should have better security 1576 01:50:41.560 --> 01:50:44.520 than this. I don't think just randoms should be able to run up to 1577 01:50:44.560 --> 01:50:51.399 the stage cost dollars security, Like literally, you have enough security there to 1578 01:50:51.479 --> 01:50:55.840 keep you from meeting popcorn or whatever, Like, can you hire people to 1579 01:50:55.960 --> 01:50:59.600 keep people safe? No, that's against they're not going to do that for 1580 01:50:59.680 --> 01:51:02.359 you. Keuperboy, Keiley is safe please, Like he's a he's a nice 1581 01:51:02.399 --> 01:51:09.560 man. Yeah that's right, Queen. We've established that he's gonna get off 1582 01:51:09.640 --> 01:51:15.039 stage and he's gonna go ape shit. I but like real talk, I 1583 01:51:15.119 --> 01:51:17.479 could see I could see a dev that like flew in for this and like, 1584 01:51:17.880 --> 01:51:20.640 no, I don't want to do anything anymore because like this is twice 1585 01:51:21.079 --> 01:51:26.239 you know, like this. Yeah, right after that, Todd Howard came 1586 01:51:26.279 --> 01:51:28.880 on stage, so it's like he's got to be like, all right, 1587 01:51:29.359 --> 01:51:31.159 I guess I have to do this still. Well, now I'm definitely not 1588 01:51:31.239 --> 01:51:35.159 getting a new sky rim Kelly. I'll lend you Scout. Scout will just 1589 01:51:35.279 --> 01:51:41.479 bark very aggressively at someone approaching you that, yeah, that's what you need. 1590 01:51:41.600 --> 01:51:45.119 Just a couple cute little dogs that will people won't go up on stage 1591 01:51:45.119 --> 01:51:48.319 because it'll be too distracted by the cute little dogs. Exactly. Beautiful Scout 1592 01:51:48.359 --> 01:51:51.920 will just have like a little biker vest on her with like studs and be 1593 01:51:53.039 --> 01:51:59.920 like the walk around here, buddy. She tripped me the other day. 1594 01:52:00.039 --> 01:52:03.000 She's a little butt head. You know when you would like check your friends, 1595 01:52:03.119 --> 01:52:06.600 like as you're walking and like kick the back of their knee and then 1596 01:52:06.640 --> 01:52:10.680 they kind of like crumble over. She does that a lot. Now it's 1597 01:52:11.039 --> 01:52:15.479 she's terrible. Oh no, one of them was wearing an Austin three sixteen 1598 01:52:15.560 --> 01:52:21.840 hoodie. Oh no, wrestling's weird again. No, all right, I 1599 01:52:23.560 --> 01:52:27.520 have I cannot lend any expertise to this email, but maybe the other folks 1600 01:52:27.600 --> 01:52:30.880 on this panel can. Pete from Bristol, England writes in Dear GB crew, 1601 01:52:31.399 --> 01:52:35.439 my favorite gaming machine as a kid was my Amiga five hundred. I 1602 01:52:35.520 --> 01:52:39.840 have so many fond memories of it, and my favorite games were Speedball two, 1603 01:52:40.000 --> 01:52:44.239 Monkey Island, Sensible Soccer, and Civilization. I recently installed an Amiga 1604 01:52:44.279 --> 01:52:46.640 emulator so I could share some of these memories with my nine year old son. 1605 01:52:47.319 --> 01:52:51.560 Reactions to these games that I showed him were a mixture of horror, 1606 01:52:53.079 --> 01:52:57.680 laughter and pity smiley face emoji. I would love to know one. Did 1607 01:52:57.720 --> 01:53:01.159 any of you have an Amiga or it's arch rival, the Atarist. If 1608 01:53:01.239 --> 01:53:05.680 so, what were your favorite games have you shown your childhood Have you showed 1609 01:53:05.680 --> 01:53:09.960 your childhood games to your kids? Niece's nephews and what was their reaction. 1610 01:53:10.239 --> 01:53:14.159 Keep doing what you're doing. The podcast is amazing. Best regards, Pete 1611 01:53:14.199 --> 01:53:18.159 from Bristol, England. Maga was two. It was a little before my 1612 01:53:18.279 --> 01:53:23.439 time. I yeah, I was. Let's say, let's see, I 1613 01:53:23.520 --> 01:53:28.359 had the in television and all these like the American consoles, we had an 1614 01:53:28.399 --> 01:53:30.520 Atari adapter for the in television stuff like that. But all of these, 1615 01:53:30.640 --> 01:53:36.600 like UK computer gaming machines, we missed out on those entirely. I did 1616 01:53:36.680 --> 01:53:42.319 not know about even the Commodore sixty four, let alone the Amiga or anything 1617 01:53:42.399 --> 01:53:46.159 like that. I played in television at one of my dad's friends house, 1618 01:53:46.239 --> 01:53:48.760 like that was the thing we did when we went there, you know, 1619 01:53:48.880 --> 01:53:51.560 you like do those trips. And you were like, well, at least 1620 01:53:51.600 --> 01:53:56.880 they'll have that weird game box thing that's still connected to the TV in the 1621 01:53:56.920 --> 01:53:59.560 basement. When I get sure, Yeah, ok, yeah, so I 1622 01:53:59.640 --> 01:54:03.560 do have like experience within television, which I guess is cut from the same 1623 01:54:03.680 --> 01:54:06.800 cloth, that's even the same older. Yeah, yeah, that's even older 1624 01:54:06.840 --> 01:54:11.600 than I mean. Yeah, but I think, like I mean, I 1625 01:54:11.720 --> 01:54:15.800 have shown he hasn't even seen like Atari, you know, he hasn't even 1626 01:54:15.840 --> 01:54:18.760 seen that. I don't you know. But like I guess he's seen pac 1627 01:54:18.840 --> 01:54:21.960 Man and Space Invaders and that's really all you kind of get. Yeah, 1628 01:54:23.000 --> 01:54:27.319 and those like suck really bad on the Atari. So like if we're talking, 1629 01:54:27.600 --> 01:54:30.640 we'll talk about that generation of games. It's just like I get bummed 1630 01:54:30.640 --> 01:54:32.840 out when they don't even care about any S games. I don't really get 1631 01:54:32.840 --> 01:54:35.399 bummed out, but it's like I don't even like, I know they're gonna 1632 01:54:35.399 --> 01:54:39.359 get bored with it, so I don't even try. And and so going 1633 01:54:39.399 --> 01:54:42.359 back to an era that I don't even care about that much, yeah, 1634 01:54:42.760 --> 01:54:45.600 it's not with it. I think the interesting discovery that I've made is that 1635 01:54:45.800 --> 01:54:50.840 like where when we were growing up, the thirst was fidelity, right, 1636 01:54:50.920 --> 01:54:55.239 it was like better graphics, better sound, better everything like that was the 1637 01:54:55.319 --> 01:55:00.439 hot thing that you constantly chased. Obviously, Like now it's not so much 1638 01:55:00.479 --> 01:55:02.720 the thing like if you just well, you know, look at roadblocks, 1639 01:55:02.840 --> 01:55:06.680 it's it looks like shit, it looks like actual and kids are like, 1640 01:55:06.760 --> 01:55:10.880 give me, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. That's right. 1641 01:55:11.239 --> 01:55:15.760 So yeah, it's interesting. I should I'll look into Amiga more because people 1642 01:55:15.760 --> 01:55:18.399 have always mentioned that there's some wild stuff on there. And people in chat 1643 01:55:18.439 --> 01:55:20.159 are saying that too. I'm like, yeah, maybe it's time to go 1644 01:55:20.239 --> 01:55:24.800 back and look at that. Yeah, you know what, I'm curious. 1645 01:55:24.840 --> 01:55:27.399 I have no frame of reference for what any of it would look like. 1646 01:55:28.520 --> 01:55:31.199 Yeah, it looks like a little computer. Jan, you and I neither 1647 01:55:31.279 --> 01:55:35.199 of us had motor skills developed, but by the time this thing was discontinued, 1648 01:55:35.319 --> 01:55:39.880 so it makes total sense that we didn't have one. When when did 1649 01:55:39.960 --> 01:55:43.680 this come out? Is this is this pre seven and then discontinued in ninety 1650 01:55:43.760 --> 01:55:46.760 two? Okay, well that barely. Yeah we were still we were still 1651 01:55:46.840 --> 01:55:51.319 soft. Good. Yeah, our skulls hadn't like fully eighty seven. I 1652 01:55:51.479 --> 01:55:57.319 feel like it's when I got in an e s that's definitely when this is 1653 01:55:57.520 --> 01:56:00.840 the full on little computer. Actually, yeah, wow, look at this. 1654 01:56:00.279 --> 01:56:03.680 It's yeah, it's cool. I would rather play Monkey Island on my 1655 01:56:03.760 --> 01:56:08.000 own little computer, but like I could see if you didn't have another option, 1656 01:56:08.159 --> 01:56:11.520 this looks cute. These these were the things that were like popular in 1657 01:56:11.560 --> 01:56:14.920 the UK, these kinds of gaming devices that just looked like little computers, 1658 01:56:15.039 --> 01:56:17.239 like that's what we had. Yeah, I wonder if this is what Lucy's 1659 01:56:17.359 --> 01:56:21.000 dad used. Yeah, I mean something along these lines for sure. Yes, 1660 01:56:21.760 --> 01:56:26.720 I'm always on Commodore. Okay, I'm always wondering what Lucy's dad used 1661 01:56:26.760 --> 01:56:32.640 to play games. Uh. Next email comes from Mike, not our Mike 1662 01:56:33.319 --> 01:56:36.680 darkcum me here, my partner of almost a decade broke up with me last 1663 01:56:36.720 --> 01:56:41.720 week. Oh shit? Is it a blessing in disguise due to Balder's Gate 1664 01:56:41.800 --> 01:56:48.520 three on Steam Deck and the eminent release of Starfield Jesus Christ From Mike no 1665 01:56:48.640 --> 01:56:55.760 longer from Boston, sent from my own Listen, listen. I don't know 1666 01:56:55.840 --> 01:57:00.439 the circumstances of your decade long relationship, but I gotta say, Mike, 1667 01:57:00.680 --> 01:57:05.159 your pivot, nonchalant as it were, to just joking about being able to 1668 01:57:05.199 --> 01:57:10.159 play video games, leads me to believe that things were not that serious. 1669 01:57:11.840 --> 01:57:15.800 Look that's all. That's all I'm saying. Like, maybe maybe you're you 1670 01:57:15.000 --> 01:57:18.600 found an excellent way to look at the situation and have a sense of humor 1671 01:57:18.640 --> 01:57:21.359 about it. Bless you for it? Sounds like to me, Yeah, 1672 01:57:21.760 --> 01:57:26.720 yeah, that means this dark humor here, which means yeah, I'm partner 1673 01:57:26.880 --> 01:57:30.199 of almost a decade. Before you start playing all these games, make sure 1674 01:57:30.239 --> 01:57:33.159 you take care of yourself first and make sure you're doing all right, and 1675 01:57:33.279 --> 01:57:40.520 then go go nex Starfield. Do not take care of yourself forget to eat, 1676 01:57:40.600 --> 01:57:45.079 forget to sleep, to shower. Focus your energy on what's important. 1677 01:57:45.199 --> 01:57:47.840 Fucking the bear. Bear, Fuck the bear. Yes, make it happen, 1678 01:57:48.560 --> 01:57:53.720 nothing except for fucking the bear. So definitely try not to get super 1679 01:57:53.800 --> 01:57:58.920 frustrated when the game makes that near impossible. Get back on the horse and 1680 01:57:59.119 --> 01:58:01.560 fuck the bear the two things. After a break you can turn into a 1681 01:58:01.680 --> 01:58:08.760 horse. There you turn into a horse and the ass. Let's go FB. 1682 01:58:10.239 --> 01:58:14.239 This is how you know you gotta get to rock bottom before you start 1683 01:58:14.319 --> 01:58:17.720 climbing up. My friend, you know we all have to suffer ego death 1684 01:58:18.039 --> 01:58:24.640 to fully be reborn and everything. You get the bare bottom, Well, 1685 01:58:25.640 --> 01:58:29.960 all right, get the al right. Next text emails very PGD compared to 1686 01:58:30.000 --> 01:58:31.920 where we took someone getting out of a long relationship. But Mike, I 1687 01:58:32.000 --> 01:58:36.239 hope you're okay. Uh. This one is about coffee. Hey, bomb 1688 01:58:36.319 --> 01:58:41.239 cast specifically Jan because of his coffee fetish, which is a fetish I'm striving 1689 01:58:41.279 --> 01:58:43.880 to have. Hey, let me let me show you some books. I 1690 01:58:43.960 --> 01:58:47.159 have questions about coffee, specifically espresso. I got a cheapest spresso machine for 1691 01:58:47.239 --> 01:58:49.920 Christmas last year, and I love it. It's not the best around, 1692 01:58:49.960 --> 01:58:53.600 but it still want to use every day. I have been sticking with the 1693 01:58:53.720 --> 01:58:58.880 cafe Bostello good good good, it's good stuff ground being coffee because it is 1694 01:58:58.920 --> 01:59:03.279 specifically labeled espresso. Am I to understand that I can really use any bean 1695 01:59:03.439 --> 01:59:08.159 provided I grind it fine enough to make a shot of espresso. I could 1696 01:59:08.199 --> 01:59:11.079 take a bag of beans from a local coffee shop and use that from my 1697 01:59:11.159 --> 01:59:14.680 coffee. I've been under the impression I can only use Espresso labeled beans, 1698 01:59:14.720 --> 01:59:17.239 and therefore haven't really tried much other than that. What are other tips of 1699 01:59:17.319 --> 01:59:21.239 making good espresso on a cheap machine? I don't think I'm I don't think 1700 01:59:21.359 --> 01:59:25.880 I'm legally allowed to take a mortgage out on my apartment to afford a state 1701 01:59:25.920 --> 01:59:28.960 of the art machine. I've seen the idea of using a leveler to make 1702 01:59:29.000 --> 01:59:31.399 sure it brewis evenly and soon set to measure out how much coffee. I'm 1703 01:59:31.479 --> 01:59:35.680 you say that seems like too much work? Help? We'd love save from 1704 01:59:35.720 --> 01:59:44.680 Pennsylvania, look like it? I learned in this in this letter, Like 1705 01:59:44.720 --> 01:59:46.560 Wow, this guy really knows this stuff about the coffee getting too Maybe I 1706 01:59:46.640 --> 01:59:53.399 should measure it like they're probably measuring. It's a great first step even I 1707 01:59:53.520 --> 01:59:57.000 know that one, so maybe do that. Yeah, it's like the first 1708 01:59:58.960 --> 02:00:04.119 it's got a step this go all right, Sorry, I missed the conversation. 1709 02:00:04.199 --> 02:00:06.960 What were we talking about before I abruptly left? Oh, I was 1710 02:00:08.039 --> 02:00:11.920 just saying, it's wild that the twist at the end that he wasn't even 1711 02:00:12.000 --> 02:00:15.199 measuring his coffee. Continue all right, all right, zay, look me 1712 02:00:15.279 --> 02:00:18.119 in the eyes, buddy, or hear me in the ears. Let me 1713 02:00:18.319 --> 02:00:21.199 let me channel three. Open your ears, let let me talk to you. 1714 02:00:21.439 --> 02:00:28.760 Yeah, espresso is just the label. That's just dark beans, buddy. 1715 02:00:28.800 --> 02:00:31.680 You can use any beans. Just grind it. Fine, it's just 1716 02:00:31.800 --> 02:00:35.760 the it's just the fineness that's it. It's just espresso is a brewing method, 1717 02:00:36.159 --> 02:00:39.399 first of all. Like that's like you're gonna when you're doing this spread 1718 02:00:39.479 --> 02:00:42.560 like that's so you can put any bean into that. You don't need espresso 1719 02:00:42.640 --> 02:00:45.319 beans especial going to grind it harder and then gets you more fucked up. 1720 02:00:45.680 --> 02:00:53.560 Grind it longer, miner, finer, finer, harder, whatever. It's 1721 02:00:53.600 --> 02:00:57.239 like, it's not gonna get you more fucked up. I mean it will 1722 02:00:57.279 --> 02:00:59.720 get you if you drink a lot more espresso. Yes, but it's like 1723 02:00:59.760 --> 02:01:01.920 it's it's still going to be like the same process that it gets you same 1724 02:01:01.960 --> 02:01:04.279 amount of caffeine. Basically, yes, all right, but let me hear 1725 02:01:04.319 --> 02:01:09.319 what you're gonna say. Jan So espresso beans are just darker roasted beans because 1726 02:01:09.399 --> 02:01:13.640 generally people associate espresso with like tasting like mud. It doesn't gotta taste like 1727 02:01:13.720 --> 02:01:16.600 mud, y'all. You can floral undertones. It can like cherries maybe like 1728 02:01:17.039 --> 02:01:21.760 a dark bar of and everything. You can use any beans. Support your 1729 02:01:21.760 --> 02:01:30.199 local roastery buddies also get one of these guys like a vacuum stealer thing right 1730 02:01:30.239 --> 02:01:35.359 there, like cherries and the woods. When you were here, I should 1731 02:01:35.359 --> 02:01:40.239 have had you done a coffee makeover. That would have been a good video. 1732 02:01:40.479 --> 02:01:43.039 Let's do it. Let's do it, you know. Uh? I 1733 02:01:43.600 --> 02:01:46.680 also my friend, if you don't want to get a full stand up, 1734 02:01:47.239 --> 02:01:51.720 uh, don't trust by the way, the coffee grinders at a grocery store, 1735 02:01:51.800 --> 02:01:55.600 they will not grind it fine enough for you. No, don't get 1736 02:01:55.800 --> 02:02:00.520 a hand grinder one of these bad boys some elbow. You should do it 1737 02:02:00.800 --> 02:02:03.239 exactly how long should the handgrinder takes. I feel like when I use my 1738 02:02:03.279 --> 02:02:08.720 handgrinder, it takes forever. Well, you're just playing with it, gus, 1739 02:02:09.359 --> 02:02:14.960 I'm not serious. Definitely a very state of the art burr handgrinder. 1740 02:02:15.560 --> 02:02:17.640 Well, shouldn't take too long. I'd say up to a minute, max 1741 02:02:17.880 --> 02:02:20.479 up to a minute fine? A minute's fine, okay, okay, cool, 1742 02:02:20.479 --> 02:02:23.960 all right. The other thing you gotta do, get a level or 1743 02:02:24.079 --> 02:02:27.479 say, you gotta get a tamp or tamp the ship down so everything's even, 1744 02:02:28.000 --> 02:02:31.520 so the water disperses through everything evenly. You don't. That's why people 1745 02:02:31.680 --> 02:02:35.840 prefer rain style showers. It's not just because it's a fun novelty. It's 1746 02:02:35.880 --> 02:02:42.680 because all of the water's just dripping onto you evenly. My friend would would 1747 02:02:42.720 --> 02:02:45.520 a gigantic leap there. Okay, Next thing you gotta do, you gotta 1748 02:02:45.560 --> 02:02:48.880 get a w DT What is a w DDT I forget what stands for, 1749 02:02:49.079 --> 02:02:55.199 but it's something dispersal tool, So you gotta get it's here's what you can 1750 02:02:55.279 --> 02:02:58.239 do. Get a cork stick, a bunch of toothpicks to it, stir 1751 02:02:58.359 --> 02:03:02.279 around your coffee grinds your expresso basket before tampering it so there's no little clumps 1752 02:03:02.399 --> 02:03:05.960 we hate clumps. It's like making a good pancake batter, no clumps. 1753 02:03:06.239 --> 02:03:10.720 And then say say, look me, are you still listening to me? 1754 02:03:10.960 --> 02:03:14.479 You tune out yet? Are you now scared of diving down the coffee hole 1755 02:03:14.560 --> 02:03:16.399 with me? Because it's too late, it's too fucking lightered. I think, 1756 02:03:18.199 --> 02:03:20.279 get a little scale. Go get a little scale, because you got 1757 02:03:20.359 --> 02:03:26.079 to weigh everything. Baking and making coffee is one and the same because it 1758 02:03:26.199 --> 02:03:30.720 is an exact science. There's no fun jazz here exactly. It's a specific 1759 02:03:30.800 --> 02:03:33.359 sale about coffee because then you got you gotta time it, you know, 1760 02:03:33.399 --> 02:03:38.359 because to do a proper extraction and can't take a lot of minute. Got 1761 02:03:38.359 --> 02:03:41.840 a lot of single use gadgets. Huh no, it's all to serve one 1762 02:03:41.920 --> 02:03:51.319 purpose. I can still waste. That's the definition of single use. And 1763 02:03:51.359 --> 02:03:54.880 then hey, if you want to get even even freak ear with it, 1764 02:03:55.079 --> 02:03:59.800 you know, go get like a little different uh not gasket, I forget 1765 02:03:59.800 --> 02:04:01.680 the word a porter filter. Yeah, you could get a different porta filter 1766 02:04:01.800 --> 02:04:06.119 for your cheaper espresso machine and just make it nice. It's great, Like 1767 02:04:06.319 --> 02:04:10.199 espresso companies. Why the funck haven't you sponsored? Boy? You know, 1768 02:04:10.479 --> 02:04:15.479 it's either give me a Disney or candlebox or an espresso machine. Please. 1769 02:04:15.960 --> 02:04:18.600 Seems I've been in d MS. Yeah, totally. I've tried. M 1770 02:04:19.960 --> 02:04:24.760 keep trying. It's gonna happen. You're gonna crack that nut eventually. That 1771 02:04:24.880 --> 02:04:28.039 about my favorite thing you showed us was the tamper. That seems the thing 1772 02:04:28.119 --> 02:04:30.079 to me that could be most easily replaced by just the back of a spoon. 1773 02:04:30.439 --> 02:04:34.239 Yeah, that's what I know, you with a spoon. Egnogically, 1774 02:04:34.640 --> 02:04:38.800 it's just but like, okay, find of measuring up? How about that? 1775 02:04:39.119 --> 02:04:42.920 No, it's machine. It's gonna come with a p. I'm not 1776 02:04:43.239 --> 02:04:46.119 not criticizing, I'm not judging. I'm just criticizing and judging a little bit. 1777 02:04:46.479 --> 02:04:48.840 It seems like you just got a lot of fun toys for your coffee 1778 02:04:48.880 --> 02:04:53.560 porn. I'm gonna make all y'all a cup and you'll be like, oh, 1779 02:04:53.680 --> 02:04:56.720 no, I can taste the difference. I'm sort of for making fun 1780 02:04:56.760 --> 02:04:59.039 of you for a little bit at least, Joe, No, I don't 1781 02:04:59.119 --> 02:05:01.680 doubt it, but I think you would have a tough time telling the difference 1782 02:05:01.720 --> 02:05:06.279 between the espresso that's been flattened and espresso that has not been flatt. Oh, 1783 02:05:06.399 --> 02:05:10.119 I can tell, I can tell. Don't make me get into the 1784 02:05:10.439 --> 02:05:14.319 magic of rostretto on top of espresso. It's that's I can make up words 1785 02:05:14.359 --> 02:05:16.239 too, Jan, It's a thing. It's a thing. Fucked up your 1786 02:05:16.239 --> 02:05:23.840 boy. I want espresso machine so so desperately, but you've scared me away 1787 02:05:23.960 --> 02:05:27.000 at their cost. I got one for Christmas several years ago from my wife. 1788 02:05:27.119 --> 02:05:30.159 Used it every day, Thank you very much. Yo. Hey, 1789 02:05:30.279 --> 02:05:33.880 hey, I'm not on the espresso side of the internet. That that poo 1790 02:05:33.960 --> 02:05:39.520 poos on on Brevil machines. Brevils are completely great. They're great. They're 1791 02:05:39.560 --> 02:05:45.640 good home machines. You know, DELONGI whatever, you could make it work. 1792 02:05:45.960 --> 02:05:48.319 Any cheap espresso machine you can make work. So don't worries A from 1793 02:05:48.319 --> 02:05:53.039 Pennsylvania. You can make it work. I just got a trench to hold 1794 02:05:53.079 --> 02:05:57.640 brew with no ice from Starbucks and call it a day work too. You 1795 02:05:57.760 --> 02:06:00.199 hate Starbucks coffee, Jan, I don't hate it. I mean it's not 1796 02:06:00.439 --> 02:06:04.880 good. I just drink. I'll drink thirty thirty liquid ounces of it, 1797 02:06:05.079 --> 02:06:10.239 but I'm not gonna say it's good. How do I like with my travel? 1798 02:06:10.319 --> 02:06:13.159 Like? Okay, real quick before we say goodbye, like I need 1799 02:06:13.600 --> 02:06:18.239 travel, Like I am anxious about good coffee while I'm away, and I 1800 02:06:18.399 --> 02:06:21.079 like freak out that I'm going to be in a hotel that's like just got 1801 02:06:21.239 --> 02:06:24.640 trashed here coffee, and I don't know what to do. So like, 1802 02:06:25.119 --> 02:06:29.319 do you have like a mcgiver way to deal with that coffee travel advice? 1803 02:06:29.680 --> 02:06:32.920 Coffee travel hacks. If you don't want to take up like one tenth of 1804 02:06:33.000 --> 02:06:36.439 your luggage, then my advice is going to fall upon deaf ears. Deaf 1805 02:06:36.520 --> 02:06:42.640 ears, hey, you know they're in your area. If there is a 1806 02:06:42.760 --> 02:06:46.560 third wave style coffee shop, the new hotness is instant coffee and majority of 1807 02:06:46.600 --> 02:06:51.439 the it's the coffee not bad. Huh yeah, okay, Yeah, I 1808 02:06:51.520 --> 02:06:57.760 didn't really answer my problem, but thank you next time you put a little 1809 02:06:57.800 --> 02:06:59.880 bit of it in some in Like if you make a chocolate cake, if 1810 02:06:59.920 --> 02:07:02.439 you put a little bit of ground coffee in the coffee and the chocolate cake, 1811 02:07:02.479 --> 02:07:04.600 it brings out the flavor more. It doesn't taste like coffee. It 1812 02:07:04.640 --> 02:07:10.319 just makes the cough the chocolate taste richer. Put some in your Japanese curry, 1813 02:07:10.560 --> 02:07:15.439 same same effects. Oh okay, oh, actually yeah, you know 1814 02:07:15.640 --> 02:07:18.279 Dan Dan Underscore City an aero press. It's it's good, but you still 1815 02:07:18.359 --> 02:07:23.239 need you still need ground of coffee. That's the other thing. Oh god, 1816 02:07:23.439 --> 02:07:27.840 can someone just give me a question? Can espresso machines make coffee? 1817 02:07:28.079 --> 02:07:30.520 I know coffee machines can make espresso, but can the special machines make coffee? 1818 02:07:30.560 --> 02:07:35.039 They should be able to it? Twins on what you define? Like 1819 02:07:35.079 --> 02:07:40.359 you could make like an Americano? Uh, because like mine broke Jan's heart 1820 02:07:40.479 --> 02:07:45.840 just here, you know, look at him crasp in his chest and pain 1821 02:07:46.359 --> 02:07:53.880 emotional coffee paint of espresso today? How about no? Not enough? Oh 1822 02:07:54.000 --> 02:07:57.159 man? What okay? Sorry blacked out for a second. I guess you 1823 02:07:57.239 --> 02:08:00.359 can. I guess you can't ask. I guess you can't ask the bad 1824 02:08:00.439 --> 02:08:05.239 question possible grub is right? You can just make an Americano. You can. 1825 02:08:05.399 --> 02:08:07.119 You can just pull a shot and then add hot water to it, 1826 02:08:07.560 --> 02:08:11.520 because yeah, and a lot of the machines are made to do exactly that 1827 02:08:11.560 --> 02:08:13.840 because they know people aren't. Most people aren't doing shots of espresso. So 1828 02:08:15.640 --> 02:08:18.640 I'm not I'm not calling anyone silly. I didn't mean to make anyone feel 1829 02:08:18.680 --> 02:08:22.039 shame. I was just like, except the shame I'm feeling. But thank 1830 02:08:22.079 --> 02:08:24.039 you. Make it myself, but I will say a shout out to the 1831 02:08:24.079 --> 02:08:26.560 coffee place down the street for me when I want to feel fancy, you'll 1832 02:08:26.600 --> 02:08:31.119 put espresso on I with some tonic water and a little bit of orange and 1833 02:08:31.239 --> 02:08:35.560 it. Well, that sounds delightful. Oh good, yo, yo, 1834 02:08:35.680 --> 02:08:39.079 yo yo. That's the ship right there. Yeah, it's it's my special 1835 02:08:39.119 --> 02:08:41.680 little treat form when I wanted a little treat. Uh, don't knock this, 1836 02:08:41.840 --> 02:08:46.720 and this is going to sound absolutely disgusting. Put a shot of espresso 1837 02:08:46.800 --> 02:08:50.279 and orange juice. No, that's no, that's disgusting. No, I 1838 02:08:50.600 --> 02:08:52.640 realized I just said. A little bit of orange is in the espresso drink 1839 02:08:52.680 --> 02:08:56.680 that I drink. But it feels like doing the reverse is something that only 1840 02:08:56.760 --> 02:09:01.800 a pervert would do. And I am not that because the bear keeps fucking 1841 02:09:01.840 --> 02:09:07.319 rejecting me speaking about pervs. Uh, grub you you remember the Mary Poppins 1842 02:09:07.399 --> 02:09:11.760 email that I read on armac grubbin yesterday when we read that, should we 1843 02:09:11.840 --> 02:09:16.239 real do it? Yes's hit it? Yeah? Okay, all right, 1844 02:09:18.359 --> 02:09:22.239 I'm gonna look up Mary Poppins Roule thirty four while you're doing that. Whoa 1845 02:09:24.239 --> 02:09:30.439 Stefan and Adelaide South Australia wrote in I just saw Mary Poppins the Stage musical 1846 02:09:30.560 --> 02:09:35.359 over the weekend and came to the realization that I'm horny as fuck from Mary 1847 02:09:35.399 --> 02:09:39.560 Poppins now, and now that he's reading this, so is Jan. Just 1848 02:09:39.680 --> 02:09:45.079 think about it. You got the dommy mommy adjacent role was zero percent incest 1849 02:09:45.319 --> 02:09:48.800 and you're not dogging one of your parents for life with a step mom fantasy. 1850 02:09:48.920 --> 02:09:56.000 Just think about her lifting up that bustle and sliding down your banister giving 1851 02:09:56.000 --> 02:10:00.479 you all kinds of sugary medicine. Wow, well there's more, Jan, 1852 02:10:01.079 --> 02:10:07.960 I know you're desperate for that supercalifragilistic expialid to see. I bet medicine ain't 1853 02:10:07.000 --> 02:10:13.159 the only thing. Whispering it doesn't make it less bad, makes it worse. 1854 02:10:13.800 --> 02:10:16.600 I bet medicine ain't the only thing A spoonful of sugar helps go down, 1855 02:10:16.680 --> 02:10:24.039 if you know what I mean. Getting Nanny Pilled Love from Stefan Adelaide, 1856 02:10:24.039 --> 02:10:28.840 South Australia and that I wrote that. You wrote that really well, 1857 02:10:30.000 --> 02:10:35.680 like that was beautiful. It's poetry. Yeah, yeah, that's fucking ten 1858 02:10:35.760 --> 02:10:39.199 out of ten right there. Julie Andrews does look great in that movie, 1859 02:10:39.319 --> 02:10:41.840 Like I know we're talking about the stage musical, but that's like a rad 1860 02:10:41.920 --> 02:10:46.079 Wigler. Oh no, we're talking Julie Andrews Bai. Yeah, she's hot 1861 02:10:46.159 --> 02:10:48.319 in that movie, no doubt about it. I'm always called great ass. 1862 02:10:52.079 --> 02:10:58.760 She's also a woman with a job, right, right to vote while you're 1863 02:10:58.840 --> 02:11:03.720 object shouts out to Nanny's you know, I think Nanny's just great across the 1864 02:11:03.840 --> 02:11:15.079 board. Yes, Bailey, very much against women's suffrage. Yeah, all 1865 02:11:15.199 --> 02:11:18.199 right, we've got to the shout outs. Let's see if everyone behaved. 1866 02:11:18.159 --> 02:11:22.520 We were only keeping it to fifties. Sean always Sean, thank you for 1867 02:11:22.600 --> 02:11:24.640 policing this. I always be clothing. Thank you also for keeping them in 1868 02:11:24.720 --> 02:11:28.199 line. Uh. Shouts out too, Jan, you look great today, 1869 02:11:28.239 --> 02:11:31.000 an every day am Ron and Red for getting hitched. Love is great. 1870 02:11:31.079 --> 02:11:37.319 Let's go the absolute Legend Charles Martine, the People's Mario power Bomb cast at 1871 02:11:37.359 --> 02:11:41.880 quits Jericho's cruise, Let's go fucking the Bear and Jan being Soussio for Mary 1872 02:11:41.960 --> 02:11:46.079 Poppins the Number six. If you're ready for Rubicon? Are you ready for 1873 02:11:46.159 --> 02:11:48.560 Rubicon? Ravens, Let's let the fires continue to burn. Brought to you 1874 02:11:48.680 --> 02:11:54.560 by Naughty Brand Condoms. For you at every Harvey's Value. Men you purchase, 1875 02:11:56.840 --> 02:12:01.000 certain conditions apply next week on Giant Bomb Grubs, Hervey Game Club and 1876 02:12:01.119 --> 02:12:03.319 hen Tai Hoedown. What drinks am I buying you boys? After the packs 1877 02:12:03.399 --> 02:12:07.720 panel? Actually the Solstice oscillates between the twenty twenty first and twenty second all 1878 02:12:07.760 --> 02:12:13.159 hail declination of the Earth. You're crunbelievable. Oh oh, you're crunbelievable. 1879 02:12:13.359 --> 02:12:16.439 The poop Cruise where you're stranding in the ocean for five days, shooting in 1880 02:12:16.520 --> 02:12:22.199 hazmat bags and living in the tents on the deck. Vincent James Caravella Jan. 1881 02:12:22.399 --> 02:12:24.760 This is the CEO of your company, Dave Fandom. These reports here 1882 02:12:24.840 --> 02:12:28.239 say that shout out section is the most popular and important part of the BombCast. 1883 02:12:28.560 --> 02:12:31.680 No more limitters, We need our hour of shoutouts. One sock cutter 1884 02:12:31.760 --> 02:12:35.600 he cut socks. Two sock cutters they cut socks. Three sock cutters they 1885 02:12:35.720 --> 02:12:41.239 cut socks. Four sock cutters they cut socks. Nice, nice, Five 1886 02:12:41.399 --> 02:12:46.479 sock cutters they cut socks. They all cut socks together. The number the 1887 02:12:46.640 --> 02:12:50.199 number, I don't know if that was Jan, the number four Jan. 1888 02:12:50.319 --> 02:12:54.479 This is CEO company Dave Fandom. The shout out section is the most popular 1889 02:12:54.560 --> 02:12:58.560 segments, and I command you to take the limitters off next week, unlimited 1890 02:12:58.560 --> 02:13:00.600 shout outs. Hey, no, it's fuck you. Hey knows I love 1891 02:13:00.640 --> 02:13:03.279 you. Don't let your friend hurt you like this. Tommy Telarico, Oh 1892 02:13:03.359 --> 02:13:07.960 no, shouts out to him. Actually, full body workout every day? 1893 02:13:07.079 --> 02:13:11.680 Is it's safe for a dull body workout every other day. I only have 1894 02:13:11.119 --> 02:13:13.640 a limited number of days that I can go to the gym, and lately, 1895 02:13:13.720 --> 02:13:16.520 instead of doing upper body a lower body, I just do full body 1896 02:13:16.560 --> 02:13:20.560 strength workouts. The Dumbest Boy Alive Pretty Good episode six YouTube and an episode 1897 02:13:20.600 --> 02:13:26.039 of Mega sixty four Flame Theater l Paoloko Dahomie Choo Chow Gang Grub twenty four 1898 02:13:26.159 --> 02:13:28.640 check. So he got this guy in a headlock in a stadium. You 1899 02:13:28.680 --> 02:13:31.960 know the stadium when you like go down your seats and there's like that little 1900 02:13:31.039 --> 02:13:35.279 like hallway you walk down. He gets a guy in a headlock and he 1901 02:13:35.479 --> 02:13:43.279 runs on the wall, and I think Grub broke his microphone. Broke your 1902 02:13:43.319 --> 02:13:48.960 mic What happened? Oh? Did he break everything? The twenty four check 1903 02:13:48.079 --> 02:13:52.520 was too wild, Grub, We can't hear you anymore. No, you're 1904 02:13:52.680 --> 02:14:00.159 gone. He deleted himself Grub twenty four himself. It happens. He back 1905 02:14:00.239 --> 02:14:05.439 bowered, Oh, it's just taught out. Okay, all right, this 1906 02:14:05.760 --> 02:14:09.760 is just unfixable. It's over. Okay, all right, we'll just keep 1907 02:14:09.840 --> 02:14:13.640 going real quick. We're twenty five now. Did you guys know Jonah Falcon 1908 02:14:13.760 --> 02:14:16.560 is a big fan of papers. Please there's legitimately a bridge in Portland called 1909 02:14:16.600 --> 02:14:18.800 a tilcome and it's a chinook word. Did he say it? Did Jan 1910 02:14:18.920 --> 02:14:22.960 say it? Boom? We got him as Jack Buck Peaches, peach, 1911 02:14:22.119 --> 02:14:31.079 peach, peaches, don't lose the hair. Jan's two beautiful. Jonah Falcon 1912 02:14:31.079 --> 02:14:33.720 packs West gb colab when come on, Jan, someone has a porn star 1913 02:14:33.840 --> 02:14:37.760 interest not a porn star. He fucked many Oscar winners. Slash numbs. 1914 02:14:37.920 --> 02:14:41.399 But is Jonah Falcon's penis really nine inches? Flash a m looks like six 1915 02:14:41.479 --> 02:14:46.279 inches to me. I think that man is camping hard Grub Colombros check it 1916 02:14:46.359 --> 02:14:50.439 out. Oh, we can't do a Colombro's check because he's his Mic just 1917 02:14:50.600 --> 02:14:54.439 died back of Laura's early old man, get off my lawn. Energy makes 1918 02:14:54.439 --> 02:14:58.439 me feel seen throwing a bucket of chicken into a crowd of people. Can 1919 02:14:58.520 --> 02:15:01.920 I get one Dick's Deluxe one fry with two ketchups and a scoop of maple 1920 02:15:03.000 --> 02:15:07.439 nut, Carla's Best Girl, Red Devil, Mommy Ladyfish and the Blueeat Crew? 1921 02:15:09.039 --> 02:15:16.800 Uh paying extra for on week Let's go? Can I get a uh 1922 02:15:18.560 --> 02:15:22.199 Wiki Wiki Wiki Wiki Wild West Gym West Desperado Rough Rider. No, you 1923 02:15:22.279 --> 02:15:26.880 didn't want not a Chris Millennius Commissioner Gordon and Harley Quinn animated show Yo. 1924 02:15:26.000 --> 02:15:31.079 He's so good. We're high fiving right now. The Colombo YouTube channel started 1925 02:15:31.119 --> 02:15:35.439 posting Missus Colombo clips lull from I Show Speed to I Show Meat Rip Brother 1926 02:15:37.079 --> 02:15:41.680 less than three, Jenny look fabulous, Baker Bailey, you look great, 1927 02:15:41.800 --> 02:15:45.600 Scope Grub, you look grubby? Ohio. I really wish that they would 1928 02:15:45.600 --> 02:15:48.439 bring back the original KFC Chicken Snacker sandwich with the Herb Mayo. They were 1929 02:15:48.479 --> 02:15:52.479 only a dollar each. Delicious fifty y'all blink, we could have held the 1930 02:15:54.000 --> 02:15:56.800 line at all. Fifties worked so well. The week y'all copy paste of 1931 02:15:56.840 --> 02:16:01.119 Jan didn't read them all. Freedom or death shout out section and rule followers 1932 02:16:01.199 --> 02:16:03.359 only you know what Jan never specified at length of individual shout outs. So 1933 02:16:03.479 --> 02:16:07.880 in theory, one could compose a super long shout out that compensates for the 1934 02:16:07.920 --> 02:16:11.760 new unnatural elements that have an opposed on the shoutouts. Ecosystem. Life will 1935 02:16:11.840 --> 02:16:13.520 find a way and that's it for the shoutouts. I hate all of you, 1936 02:16:13.680 --> 02:16:18.960 I love all of you. It seems like grubs microphone works. Now, 1937 02:16:20.039 --> 02:16:22.600 what do we got going on this week? Yeah, we're gonna be 1938 02:16:22.640 --> 02:16:30.560 playing Labyrinthine tomorrow where me bacalar en Dan. We're gonna go into the labyrinths 1939 02:16:30.640 --> 02:16:33.239 of a horror game on Steam and co op. So it seems like it's 1940 02:16:33.280 --> 02:16:35.520 gonna be a good times. Tune in for that. That'll be the time 1941 02:16:35.559 --> 02:16:41.600 we would normally do Blight Club. Dan literally lost his copy of Sonic. 1942 02:16:41.680 --> 02:16:46.319 It's the only thing he lost in his move, right, sure likely story, 1943 02:16:46.479 --> 02:16:48.879 So Dan, he needs some form of punishment, So I welcome my 1944 02:16:50.440 --> 02:16:54.239 at me on Twitter and come up with ideas. We'll find a way to 1945 02:16:54.280 --> 02:16:58.600 punish him. So we'll do Labyrinthine tomorrow, Thursday, what voicemail, dumb 1946 02:16:58.639 --> 02:17:01.760 truck up f one Friday, we'll do some fun stuff there. A bunch 1947 02:17:01.760 --> 02:17:03.959 of other things this week as well, and then games Mornings all through the 1948 02:17:03.000 --> 02:17:07.520 rest of the week. An Honest Game trailers dropped. If you missed us 1949 02:17:07.520 --> 02:17:11.200 saying it several times, Bailey, what what else he's working on? Or 1950 02:17:11.239 --> 02:17:15.680 else he doing? Oh god, what a great question. A bunch of 1951 02:17:15.680 --> 02:17:18.799 stuff I'm not allowed to talk about yet. But next week's Honest Game trailers 1952 02:17:18.799 --> 02:17:22.200 should be fun. But I don't think it's I think it's too early for 1953 02:17:22.239 --> 02:17:24.920 me to revealable that will be too So just go watch the fruits of my 1954 02:17:24.040 --> 02:17:28.879 labor. I cried trying to get footage of this game for all of you. 1955 02:17:28.040 --> 02:17:35.000 So I think we really yelled at two in the morning and woke up 1956 02:17:35.040 --> 02:17:37.959 my cat. We may be we may be thinking about the same game. 1957 02:17:39.319 --> 02:17:41.760 And then I was close to crying for that one as well. H Quick 1958 02:17:41.840 --> 02:17:46.120 looks we have in Immortals of Avium. Quick look up. Another quick look 1959 02:17:46.200 --> 02:17:50.600 dropping later this week. U folks, we got some stuff. We we 1960 02:17:50.680 --> 02:17:54.520 got some games to talk about next week, So tune in next week for 1961 02:17:54.520 --> 02:17:58.639 another episode of the Giant Bomb Cast, God's favorite podcast. I have been 1962 02:18:00.040 --> 02:18:03.440 and he has been Jeff. He has also been Jeff, and she has 1963 02:18:03.479 --> 02:18:05.559 been Bailey. And you at home, just go drink a glass of water. 1964 02:18:05.840 --> 02:18:09.600 Just just go stretch, just wiggle your wrists a bit, you know, 1965 02:18:09.120 --> 02:18:11.520 just keep going, Just keep going, and we will see you what 1966 02:18:11.680 --> 02:18:16.799 packs next week? Actually, right, grub, that's right. Uh, 1967 02:18:16.280 --> 02:18:20.520 you know into that weekend. But yes, absolutely, and hey shouts out 1968 02:18:20.559 --> 02:18:24.479 to the person that made a little Giant Bomb trading card game. I'm still 1969 02:18:24.559 --> 02:18:28.840 on the quest for making cards. We we gotta do it, we gotta 1970 02:18:28.879 --> 02:18:31.559 get there. God, my card is so cute. As soon as I 1971 02:18:31.639 --> 02:18:35.360 saw it, I was like, oh my god, it's IM so excited. 1972 02:18:37.520 --> 02:18:41.079 I appreciate that the there's a there's a d buff if you play me 1973 02:18:41.200 --> 02:18:45.600 against Bailey, but there's a buff if you play me and Michael m together. 1974 02:18:46.000 --> 02:18:48.959 Of course that's how it'd be. I'll see you next week for another 1975 02:18:48.040 --> 02:19:15.079 episode. I'm the Giant Bomb Guests. The Giant Bomb Cast is brought to 1976 02:19:15.120 --> 02:19:18.360 you by Please don't attack or rush the stage at Annie Jeff Keeley event anymore. 1977 02:19:18.840 --> 02:19:22.159 Thanks, don't do it. Oh let's freaking go