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Hey, everybody, Frank here,
I just want to your heads up that

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in this episode we discussed eating disorder, sexual assault, and regular assault.

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Listening to bother you want to get
this episode of SKIP all right, here

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we go. Welcome to teen Girl
Talk, Gan Girl Talk. I'm Czi

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Coda, I'm Frank Coda and this
week we are talking about bottoms. The

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movie not the thing we do.
You want to say we're bottoms? I

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mean yeah, we could say we're
bottoms. This movie is Wild Bananas and

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it was so much fun. This
is one of those hyper reality movies where

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it's like, you know, everybody's
taking the like weird things just in stride

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and as she was like, yeah, this is what's happening. Yeah,

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And the funny part about it to
me is that it's heightened. But I

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have to believe that there are some
places where like football is like this,

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because that's where I feel like it
was really I where they really just let

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it kind of go. Zany is
around the football stuff. Yeah, it

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is like there are football players,
Like there's a football player taking care of

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another football players emotional and physical needs, and then there's also one that's treated

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basically god despite him being in accordable
du fis Yes. So, and here

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is the thing. I feel like
everybody is one thousand percent like on the

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same page in this movie, which
I love is that everybody knows that,

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like all actors got the memo,
this is heightened drama and comedy and just

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be as weird as you want to
be. And did you stay for sort

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of the outtakes during the credits and
so like, even then you get to

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see some lines that they like ran
or sort of tried, and I really

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enjoyed that too, So we might
as well get right into it. Bottoms

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centers on PJ and Josie, and
they are too lesbian nerds. And what

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is funny is they're both gorgeous,
but the movie wants us to believe,

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because their clothes are a little nerdy, that they're untalented and ugly, which

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again, everything is super heightened.
So I thought this was very funny because

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it said still matter of factly,
they're like, well, it's okay to

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be gay, but she can't be
untalented. And so they have or more

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particularly PJ, because we get a
very textbook dynamic of we have PJ,

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who is sort of the leader,
and Josie is like her like partner in

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their machinations, and their plan for
the evening that we meet them is to

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go to the I think it's like, at first I thought it was like

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a town fair, but I think
it's like a high school fair to benefit

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the football team or something. And
so Rachel has her eye on Brittany,

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and Josie has her eye on Isabelle
bell is dating Jeff the star football player

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quarterback, and Brittany is her best
friend. And so they get to the

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fair and they meet Hazel. Hazel, I would say, is also coded

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as queer. She sort of tags
along a lot with PJ and Josie,

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and her mom is a superintense caricature
of a doors say, like she is

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every evil divorcee we've seen in a
Lifetime movie ever, all rolled into one.

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I want to say. The thing
with Josie and Pj's relationship is like

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if it was the book Smart relationship, but like a kind of twisted version

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of it, where yes, like
I don't think necessarily twisted, it's like

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a little bit off, where like
they're like because when we start with a

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book Smart, you know, Caitlin
Dever isn't Beanie. Uh I've kind on

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Her last name is fine Fine Stein. They like, you know, they

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are so intense in their you know, care and love for each other.

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That was I'm sorry. Her last
name is Feltsteine. Thank you. Like

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that, You're like when the you
know, the mask kind of falls,

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You're like, oh, dang,
but yeah, that was kind of bubbling

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unto the surface. This one feels
it feels a bit more fraid like,

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it feels a bit more like I
think it's more honest, honestly, Like

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I think that best girlfriends are this
truthful with one another. Yeah, and

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it's all done in love, but
yeah, they You're truthful to the point

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that, like your best girlfriend can
say stuff to you that nobody else can

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say. Like it is the epitome
of like tough love, honest love,

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whatever you want to call it.
I think that BookSmart shows like an idealized

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female friendship where we are seeing just
this like constant outpouring of like support and

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compliments, with like a total codependence
on each other. But with PJ and

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Josie, I feel like it's more
honest, right, like where they're critiquing

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at each other's like plans of how
this is going to happen. PJ is

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more pie in the sky of you
know, this is going to be our

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year, which we've seen and never
have I ever. You know, it's

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all going to change for us.
We're coming you know, we're coming back

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with a new goal. And Josie
is like a little more realistic, let's

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say, and she's like, no
one's gonna look at us. Nobody cares

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about anything but football, and this
is not going to be our year.

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And this is all happening during a
getting ready montage, and once they get

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to the fair, the fair is
bizarre. Everything is strange, and when

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PJ approaches Brittany, she doesn't know
what to say, and they're like talking

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about Britney's eating disorder in this way
that is both horrifying and really darkly funny,

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where Britney's like, I have to
throw up and PJ said, like,

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no, I think you need a
hot dog with the vun You should

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just eat it and digest it and
poop it out, and Brittany's like gross.

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So again there's this sort of and
then Josie tries to pay I guess

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a comparable sort of compliment to Isabel
and it comes out, you're a skinny

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Minnie, a little skinny mini Mini. It's so awkward, so perfectly awkward,

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it makes perfect sense. While these
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brings and so as they're getting ready
to leave dejected, we see Isabel and

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Jeff having an argument. Jeff apparently
brushed his hand against the breast of I

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believe Hazel's mom, like I think
they're arguing about miss Callahan. And so

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then p J and Josie tell Isabel
to get in the car they're getting ready

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to leave. Jeff won't get out
of the way. They obviously can back

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out of the space, but that
doesn't happen. They just move forward enough

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that, like at an absolute snail's
face, that they touched their car bumper

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to Jeff's knee. Jeff falls on
the ground. It's like a complete flop

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where he's screaming. And then Tim, who is like his number one hypeman

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supporter and sort of the arch villain
to our two leading ladies, comes over

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and screams to the heavens water and
they're everybody's screaming at this point, the

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women in the car screaming, Jeff
is screaming, Tim is screaming, Isabel

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calmly gets out of the car and
marches away from the whole business. PJ

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and Josie take off. Oh and
I forgot the most important part. So

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when Hazel asked them, like what
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what's sort of going on, they're
distracted by the two love interests approaching.

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So when she says something about a
juvie like juvenile detention, PJ offhandedly says,

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yeah, we were in juvie like
obviously sarcastically. Hazel takes this seriously,

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and this becomes the catalyst for our
unwrapping of like sort of unfruling of

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events. Just to describe, just
to get back to the men, the

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real focus of this movie, which
one of the episode will be titled after.

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If you've watched the show Daria,
remember Kevin dial all of Kevin's worst

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qualities up to twelve, That is, Jeff. Jeff is dumb. Jeff

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is a giant baby and a man
like body, and he's kind of bitchy.

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Yeah, and he has a girlfriend
that's too smart to date him,

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but still date him. Brittany deserved
better, just throwing out not the Brittany

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from this movie, the Brittany from
Daria deserved better than Kevin. I hope

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she found in college. Yeah.
The Brittany in this movie really seems to

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find her sense of self in the
fight club. So I'm not worried about

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that Britty. But the next day
he appears on crutches. Oh. It's

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also gonna be hard to talk about
this movie because they PJ and Josie get

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to school and they find a homophobic
slayer written on their lockers. And I

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only mentioned this because PJ goes,
you got number one, and I'm you're

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the sidekick. I get number like
you should get number two. I'm number

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one. Yeah, and they're friends
of the janitor, who's like, okay,

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I'll clean it up. And we
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such a regular happenstance that their lockers
need to be painted over almost daily.

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Yeah. So they get to class
and their teacher is Marshawn Lynch, the

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the football player who I only I
know him because he was in Brooklyn nine

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nine, but he's also on murder
Ville. He's so funny on murder vill

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he hated doing postgame interviews, but
they were going to find him if he

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didn't do them, so he didn't
want he did like a press conference and

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he just sat there and the answer
to every question was I'm only here so

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I don't get fined, which goods
for him, Like would you sign up

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to play a sport, you don't
sign up to also be a spokesperson for

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whatever. So just if he doesn't
want to do it, well, I

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know he's like very retired and now
he is a pretty solid comedy career.

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But he is great in this because
they write his teacher. It's sort of

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like the most sexist kind of clueless
teacher possible. He's going through a divorce.

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He's consistently paging through a magazine about
butts. It's called Divorced and Happy,

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and it just has a giant picture
of a like of a woman's behind

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on the front of it. Yeah, and his uh, he's the history

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teacher, but it's unclear what the
curriculum is at any given point. Okay,

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And in this classroom there is just
a football player in a cage,

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out of focus in the back and
never addressed. It's wonderful they don't hang

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a hat on anything. It's just
like you have to be paying attention because

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there will be sort of completely bizarre
comedic beats like this, and they're just

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there. This also starts this thing
with the football players, and the football

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players are sitting like they all the
tables are pushed together almost this is something

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whenever they sit together, so it
looks like the last supper, like the

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they we'll get a better shout of
this in the cafeteria. But like if

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it's on crutches for you know,
he basically took like a soccer dive.

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Yeah, no, and he's on
crutches, these crutches will immediately disappear when

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he gets the practice. Well,
he throws them from himself and starts dancing

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around. Yes, and the the
girls get called down to the principal's office.

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They get called down is the two
I think like unpopular, untalented lesbians

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or something. Yeah, And Prenty's
like that sounds like you guys, and

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it's I mean. The other part
I love about this movie is that you

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have to assume that if they are
unpopular, they are like flying under the

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radar. But they seem to have
sort of notoriety throughout the school already before

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any of the ensuing film events happen, like everybody knows who they are.

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And addresses them, whereas in most
teen films like this, we see they're

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one of the main struggles of the
main character if they're coded as a nerd,

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is just to get noticed at all. Yeah, I mean that was

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also something in Book Smart where people
were saying about Beanie Feldstine's character that like

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she has a paperback personality or something
like that. Yeah, you know,

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so they get called down to the
principal's office. The principal is so aggressive.

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Everybody in this school is obsessed with
the football rivalry that's going on and

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the school's Huntingdon is it. Yeah, so the Huntingdon rivalry is it goes

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so far past like regular rivalry.
Literally people are being murdered that what the

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players at each school have to sort
of fear is not pranks or goofs,

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but actually losing their lives to this
rivalry. It's insaneo. Yeah. Well,

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some of the girls in the class
talk about that they've been like openly

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attacked, like by hauntinging people.
And again, this is delivered I don't

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know how to put this. It's
delivered with the blase attitude that I think,

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really it's more like real life than
movie life because it is not that

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people who have experienced it or blase, but that it is so commonplace that

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without kind of the underlying of like
music and tone that happens in a film,

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like people really do. I also
just finished Bad Feminists by Roxanne Gay,

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So like, I've been thinking a
lot about this, like the language

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that we use around sexual assault,
and so in this movie, they kind

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of get the tone where the women
are like, what are we gonna do?

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We get attacked? Period, and
so then and no one at the

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school seems to care about this.
No one cares about the violence. They

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only care about the rivalry. But
again, in a way that's like missing

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the point, which I think is
a very intentional choice. Yeah, so

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I've also been I also read the
Elliott Page memoir and like, yeah,

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the ship he has to deal with
is just constant. Yeah yeah, but

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I haven't even gotten to the David
Age part. I mean, we're all

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on my field of abi David Cage, but apparently David cages in the book

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and it's even worse. So but
yeah, the girls convinced the principle they're

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starting a fight club. Well,
first they call it a self defense club.

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This is sort of like a hail
Mary thrown by Josie at the moment

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that the principle is done speaking to
them, because PJ has no chill,

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and it's just like, this is
ridiculous. The school's ridiculous. Jeff is

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ridiculous, and the principle is like
most principles and these kind of football obsessed

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schools in media. I don't know, I've never attended a football school.

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So that he is more upset about
their chances at the upcoming game than he

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is about like it's happening to the
women in the school. And so then

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when they start to form, they
send the word out and then six other

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students show up, and PJ,
walking into the gym, says that only

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sixes have shown up. And Hazel
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her family friend Stella Rebecca, who
models and works at car shows. That's

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kind of the underlining that happens,
or the I guess title that follows her

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name, and she can't make it. She had the last minute car show,

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so undoingly funny. I'm just like, oh, this car show's popping

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up, gotta go. It's an
emergency. Yeah, it's a car show

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emergency. And we see some of
the car shows. She works out later

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and it is bleak so good.
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that PJ and Josie like the reason, like PJ is upset about the sixes

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being there, is because they want
to use this as a way to have

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sex with cheerleaders. That is their
whole plan. Yeah, And they discuss

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this bluntly in front of Hazel and
hazels like, is that like a great

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plan or but they go ahead with
it anyway. I feel so bad for

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Hazel. It's truly like they're super
dismissive of Hazel. Hazel is kind of

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the sidekick, I guess you would
say, to their hijinks, and she

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gets sort of short shrift even though
she really is like the secretary and organizer

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of the fight club. They oh, go ahead, I was gonna say

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it, like, so I read
the like, you know, I'll get

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to it when we get to that
point. Why don't you say what you're

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gonna say? I'm sorry, Oh
no, just that they they need to

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find a sponsor to the club because
Annie tells them, you know, we'll

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be suspended and the club will be
disbarred if we don't find a sponsor to

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the club, and then they're like, oh boy, who are we going

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to get? They literally say,
who would be dumb enough to sponsor a

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fight club? So they tell mister
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club, and he and they're like, you don't even need to show up.

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It's actually better if you don't show
up. Get a hobby, but

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then don't do that hobby. And
so he again is going through a divorce

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and as like he's trying to figure
out, you know, what to do

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with himself. Now he's like,
yeah, I will sponsor your club,

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and so they're like, okay,
great. The next meeting of the club,

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TJ is giving the rules about how
you can't be late for any reason

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and this is serious, and as
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is just never ever ever accepted.
Isabelle and Brittany wandering and someone points out,

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like, but they're late, and
she's like, no, no does

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account doesn't matter and unimportant, and
so isabel thanks them for defending her against

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Jeff's bullshit, and then Brittany says, well, my personality is tied directly

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to her, so wherever she goes, I go and again it's delivered just

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completely straight faced and you know,
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you will. I alsno't want to
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she's like hammering a mop on the
ground to get their attention, and before

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this, everybody just kind of like
fuxing around of all the super fung gym

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equipment, like those little rollie platforms
that like always came out like on special

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days and the gym teachers could be
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almost. Yeah. I actually looked
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I was like, what would I
do? Besides, I only hurt myself

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with this. You would have to
scoot down on the street. Yeah.

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And I also looked into buying one
of the giant parachutes, but you'd have

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to be like in front of your
house on the street. Yeah. Well,

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so I loot that dream go by. So you decided not to weird

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out your neighbors. Yeah, I
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with? You live with two other
people. That's enough people to parachute,

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is it? Yes? Anyway,
So they start the fight club and we

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get a you know, nice montage
of the girls just really just giving it

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to each other, just like punching
each other and kicking, and it like

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it looks like though they're you know, like despite PJ and Josie's true intentions,

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the girls look like they're learning to
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Hazel knows a couple of different martial
arts techniques, I think. Yeah.

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And we see mister Jets teach a
class on feminism and he has like

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a multiple choice question on the father
who started fetalism, Gloria steinem a man

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another woman. Yeah, oh my
god. There's one really good feminism joke

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towards like towards the end that when
we get there, I'll say it,

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but it's so good, the Amelia
or Her one. No, okay,

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so just the gem ahead a little
bit. The secret is eventually revealed of

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the true intentions of the club and
somebody shouts out, you guys are just

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doing this for yourselves. The second
wave all over again. Yes, And

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I just lost my mind of that
joke, Like that is so spot on

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and good. I love the Amelia
Earhart one where he's like, what do

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you think I'm not an ally because
I said Amelia Earhart it's a fake hero.

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Plenty of men have flown planes without
crashing them. We don't talk about

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them, which is like one of
those jokes were like, I don't want

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to laugh, but it's pretty funny. There's actually a bit like that on

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A thirty Rock when Liz is dating
Matt Damon as a pilot and Jack is

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like, I love to pick your
brain about like you know, I'm developing

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a made for TV movie about Sully
Sullenberger. And he's like, yeah,

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big whoop. Like he hits some
birds. You know what I do every

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day. I don't hit birds.
That's my job, not hitting birds.

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Oh my god. Which is a
pretty brave joke for like something I think

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it happened that Joe came out like
a like a year after Sully is like

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the miracle on the huts of him. Yeah. I mean. The other

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part is it's like in based in
New York and yeah, it was in

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the Hudson River. So eventually,
like and we keep seeing Ruby and her

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actor's name is Ruby Cruz. We
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is just very confused. What Hazel
isn't talking to her and what she also

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I guess looks beat up all the
time as a bloody knows. She comes

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home and she sees the girls or
she here's her mom in a compromise position,

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and then like her mom comes out, and then Jeff follows her out

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and asks for a snack because he's
like he's an idiot. Yeah, and

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he's just in a jockstrap. It's
a lot, and Hazel's like what the

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fuck. Hazel basically goes into a
few state yeah, to the point like

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the next day, like PJ and
Joe's like, what is going on with

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you? She's like, my mom
was having sex with the guy uh with

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the catching and like she can't just
say it with Jeff, and then like

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she would you want to say that? No, if if I was in

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that universe at that school, I
would do whatever I could get to put

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at least three zip codes in between
me and Jeff at all times. Jeff

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is a menace. Jeff is very
allergic to pineapple, and at one point,

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a lunch lady tries to hand him
a fruit cup and Tim smacks it

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out of her hand and says,
Jeff cannot have pineapple. And there is

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a huge poster on the wall that
says Jeff cannot have pineapple, and then

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Jeff's has the lunch lady to like
eat a dick or something. It's like

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really intense. This is what I'm
saying about, like everything being dialed up

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all the way or dialed down all
the way. Yeah, And like the

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outtake shows a bunch of different like
a different like insultsly through the lunch lady.

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Yeah. So for a lunch lady
just trying to do her job.

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So Isabelle and Josie go out.
They tell Isabelle, no excuse. Isabelle

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and Josie like go out to eat, and Josie, let's it's you know,

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let's isabel Now, hey, your
boyfriend's cheating on you with Hazel's mom,

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And like, I want to give
it to Isabel's actress. Like she

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charges into school the next day.
Yeah, like and like she brings like

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an amount of threat with her that
I found astonishing. Yeah, And she's

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just like, are you cheating on
the name of Hazel's mom? And well

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he's like no, I'm like,
I know I cheated in the past,

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but I when not cheat on you
again. And Hazel's like I saw you

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like three days ago, and he
goes shut up, Nerd, I fucked

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your mom. Yeah, it's so
funny. Yeah, it's so awful.

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It's so funny. This is not
a polite movie. So and it's like

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I ki't, like, I can't. The whole time I was watching it,

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I was are they really saying that? Is this really happening? So

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they decide to get back at Jeff. They TP and toilet paper his has

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Hazel has suggested making a bomb,
a little bomb, and DJ again sarcastically,

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not realizing that Hazel is maybe not
as sort of dialed into the sarcasm

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a is PJ would need her to
be, said, Yeah, Hazel,

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we're going to be terrorists. Yeah, well let's go commit an act of

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terrorism. Wait Hazel heard as absolutely
make a bomb. Yeah, And okay,

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I do want to give some warnings
about this movie. There is mentions

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like they make a joke about school
attacks and also I don't know if you've

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called a joke, but there's that
they do a circle in the gym where

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they like talk about like who here
has been socially assaulted and nobody raised their

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hands, and like gray stuff counts
with all of them raise their hands,

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and it's just you know, those
parts maybe a bit uncomfortable. I just

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want to let people know about that. So I mean, and I think

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that this is where the comedy works
with hand in hand with the serious subject

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matter so well. Is that we
are seeing these characters live their life and

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do wacky things and go through completely
normal what I guess what would be considered

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like normal high school drama, and
then there's this like very heavy and the

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subject matter of assault is both spoken
about, I think societally too casually and

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not enough, which I know doesn't
make any sense, but it's the way

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that these women relate. And later
Hazel says that she is spoken over,

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but it says, you know that
this group gave me something during a time

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where I was really struggling, and
how important that is to her. I

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think those are the moments that the
movie lets itself kind of touch seriousness.

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And obviously assault is like a hugely
serious and traumatizing subject matter, but I

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think that this movie talks about it
in a way that other movies are really

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scared too, where it's like this
horrible thing that happens to women. We

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are not going to pretend it's a
one off. It is commonplace, and

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it is terrible, and the first
step solving that is to acknowledge that it

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is commonplace and it is terrible.
It does not need to be one of

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the other. It's the idea that
this is it's just like bad luck or

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this one time. It is such
a misnomer, and I really appreciate that.

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The movie is like, guess what, the truth sucks, and these

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teens just have to deal with it, you know, in a school that

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does nothing that lets the men run
wild in I would say, a situation

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that's only slightly exaggerated from real life. Yeah. Well, the thing is

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also some of the girls talk about
why they're there. Hazel's cousin, I

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forget, what is her name?
What is it? Stellar Rebecca? Yeah,

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Stellar Rebecca is you know, like
they're they're jokes, but they're also

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legitimate threats that you know, women
have to deal with. Like she's like,

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I can finally start stalking my my
stalker backer. Yeah, and this

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is kind of stoner kid, excuse
me, stoner girl whose name I forget,

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who just keeps shouting yes Queen Sligh
Sylvie who's like, I'm gonna kill

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my stepdad, and like, you
know what, the funny thing is I

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heard that. I'm like, probably
has a comment like, well she I

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mean, she insinuates later that not
so much insinuates, but basically all right,

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talks about that there has definitely been
some like really untoward behavior from her

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stepdad. So you know, uh
so to get back back into like this

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hopefully more like heart Fair. With
this movie, PJ and Josie both kind

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of have dates with the girls they
have crushes on, and Isabelle Jay is

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studying with Brittany in her beautiful room. Yeah, and she tries to kiss

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Brittany and Brittany is just like,
oh, no, I'm straight, and

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it doesn't PJ something say something like
no, you're not like her, Like

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no, She's just kind of like, oh okay, yeah, okay.

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I thought that Kayaker we was the
daughter of Cindy Crawford. There were so

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many scenes in this movie where when
she was just sort of like listening or

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looking at something, I was like, damn, she looks exactly like Cindy

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Crawford. Yeah, basically this was
your straight at the Compton moment, got

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they got a guy who really looks
looks like ice Cube because it's his son.

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It is literally his son and then
he's holding himself as a baby,

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and I'm like, that's a time
paradox ice Cube. But I don't know

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if I've ever explained that joke.
When you play Medagar Solid three, which

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came out after all the other Middle
Gear Solid games, you know there are

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certain characters like this guy named Revolver
as Alot that if you kill him in

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the past, you get a game
over and the colonel goes snake. You

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create a time paradox, so you
just can't kill you know, one solve

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a lot of problems. So but
Josie, on the other hand, with

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Isabelle problems by the way, time
travel murder. Oh, that doesn't make

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me feel hopeful. Frank, h
I'm trying to think of how I solve

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problems, but a lot of problems
remain unsolved in my life. So you're

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like, you want to know how
I solve problems. I don't. I

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mean, I try my best,
but you know, sometimes things don't work

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out, problems are not always solved. Yeah, sometimes you just gotta got

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to learn how to live with it
and try your best every day. There

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you go spends of encouragement from Frank, but Josie and Isabelle make it happen,

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and like Josie comes at the school
next day, high fives the janitor,

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and but PJ is annoyed that like
she is, you know, she

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did not get with Brittany. This
leads to her lashing at it Hazel in

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like one of the meanest ways I
think we've seen in a movie. Yeah,

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she just tells Hazel like, you
have no friends and you're hanging around

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us all the time, and what
do you want for me? Yeah.

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Meanwhile, Tim is like upset that
Isabelle is not with Jeff and he wants

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to like basically end the girls fight
club to you know, bring that to

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an end. But he's like,
I gotta figure out what's going on because

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Tim is like one of the actual
smart people in this movie. I mean

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Tim is literally going through machinations.
Yeah, so, uh, he sees

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Hazel upset and he talks to Hazel. Then there's a pep rally and the

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cheerleader's performance is just one girl steps
up. They're wearing It's just like a

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wet teaser content. I don't need
to go to any more detail. But

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girls literally just pours water on herself
and that's it. And like there's no

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like none of the other stuff that
it actually really cracked. Yeah, I

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mean it did it ever? Was
just like yeah, and then just like

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spend the rest of that scene.
Wet is it Isabelle? I thought it

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was that was a different girl.
Oh is it stellar? Rebecca? Rebecca?

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It might be so stellar. Rebecca
just has an entire bottle of water

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on her now. Yeah. And
Tim, on the other hand, like

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calls out PJ and Josie's fake self
defense class. Everybody immediately turns on them,

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even though they were like high fiving
people in the holes and stuff like

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earlier that day. Yeah. Like
we also got a lot of shots of

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like, you know, all the
girls with like you know, brazzil on

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their face and whatnot. Britney is
like really loving the fight colorb Lifestyle.

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Yeah, they also have Hazel fight
a wrestler. So they tell Hazel she's

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gonna fight PJ, and then they
like bait and switch her and now she

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used to fight. I think it
might have been the football player who is

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in the cage. I'm not sure. Yeah, well they let him out

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of a cage and I see what
happens is that what happens is I read

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certain movies like to see if there's
parts where I need to close my eyes

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or you know that are you're gonna
be too much for me. I'm a

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delicate flower. He's delicate. And
I saw that, like, Hazel was

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going to fight this guy, and
I'm like, oh no, I hope

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really, I love Lasel so much. I hope nothing bad happened, Sir.

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Hazel puts up a damn good fight. Yes, I honestly thought she

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was gonna win. Yeah, but
the problem is then they had him kick

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her in the face. It is
brutal. It's like that. You know

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that brought me back to Assassination Nation. Yes, well, just the shoot

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and this whole movie has a Assassination
Nation vibe to it, except like an

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Assassination Nation, it was much more
threatening and much less lighthearted Assassination Nation.

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I love that movie. When I
was managing at the movie theater, it

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was on my name teg is my
favorite movie, and two different men I

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worked with at the movie theater were
like, I watched it, and that

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movie is too much for me.
Just to give you an idea of the

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vibe of that whole whole film,
Well, there's there's that scene where like

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the men are breaking into that house
and like it's terrifying. Yeah, well

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I've locked my doors that night.
The fear is palpable. I hope you

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are locking your doors every night,
Frank, not just the night you watched

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assassination name I locked them every night, But like I was scared after that.

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So the girl like Isabelle's upset with
Josie, you know, their secrets

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real. This is where we get
the line is it's just like second wave

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feminism. Mr G is also upset. He's like, I was trying to

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be an allied to you. You
know, this is just like women.

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You think they like the sea foam
backslash and then they leave you for a

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guy named Tony and now the kitchen
is lime green that PJ says, I

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think this has kind of gotten away
from us. Yeah, and also like

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he says some very raphically sexual things
to them about like how they're not going

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to be able to like have sex
with women basically, and she says,

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do you think you should be saying
this to us students? Yeah? So

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he So we're gonna get into the
consequences of all this after we take a

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quick trip to the bake sale PJ
and Josie get into a fight, not

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a physical fight, because like I
suposifiye that for this movie. Yeah,

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and they've already gotten into a physical
fight. Yeah. Josie is like,

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you know, calling out PJ because
PJ is upset that she didn't get what

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she wanted. And well, like
we just see the aftermath, like Isabelle

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gets back together with Jeff when he
brings her like flowers, I'm assuming he

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stole from like somebody's front yard.
Definitely, Uh did they cut to dead?

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The fight club is gathered at somebody's
house to watch TV while he's a

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little just passed out, like I
think it's a Hazel's has Hazel is like

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convalescing, yeah, put her face
is a little bloody like Hazel. Yeah,

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Josie and PJ are not talking to
each other. I forget what they

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write on PJ Josie's lockers. It's
not a slur this time. I think

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it's like Harlott or something. I
don't remember. But the jen the I

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have a cat running around everyone.
I'm yelling at me and the janitor no

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it the janitor I believe his name
is Theodore, And they're like come on

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and he just shakes his head at
them. He is also disappointed in the

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decisions they've made. Yeah, So
Josie goes to talk to her foreign babysitter

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played by Punky Johnson, and the
babysitter basically is like, people are going

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to die tonight at the football game
between Huntington and your school, and so

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Josie decides that she needs to stop
it. She gets together with PJ,

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who is just like, why would
I try and save anyone in this dumbtown.

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I'm leaving ta Yeah, and also
she's like, I hate Jeff,

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and so Josie tells her like,
basically, this is their chance to turn

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hero. So when they get on
the field, Josie finds the empty buckets

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of pineapple juice and Huntington's. No
one from the Huntington's side has shown up,

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and they point out that this is
suspicious and they decide they needed distraction.

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Hazel is like, I have They
apologize to Hazel. PJ specifically apologizes

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to Hazel for how awful she's been, and then Hazel tries to set up

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a bomb. It does not go
off, and we see the goth kid

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character kind of being like, rats, that's my whole thing, and then

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they pj and Hazel kiss and everyone's
like kind of it to it. But

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then Huntington shows up and they that's
when Josie makes the connection that they probably

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put the pineapple juice in the sprinkler. Yeah, so they stop the football

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game like because they see the splinkers
pop up. Josie throws Jeff over her

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shoulders and runs him off the field, and the football team goes with you

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know, goes to be with Jeff, and that just leaves the girls with

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the Huntington football players and we get
a just you know, two sides running

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out each other into battle, and
then the girls proceed to either knock out

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or kill most of the football Huntington, like the Sylvie kills somebody of a

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sword. At one point, like
they throw Isabelle into the air and she

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comes down and just punches another football
player in the face. It is graphic.

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Yeah. And then at the end, like one football players left,

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and I think Josie kills him with
like an axe kick or something. She

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like basically crushes his face. Yeah, And like their their schools to clear

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the winners because hunting and lost by
forfeit by being dead or maimed. Yes,

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and like the girls celebrate, Isabelle
and Josie get back together, and

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it pills like you could have just
asked me out, like yeah, She's

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like you really did not have to
pour of a fight club. You know.

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That's when the that's when Hazel's bomb
goes off, and you know,

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then there's the mascot wandering around with
a giant fallas. And I only bring

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that up because I was like,
yeah what yeah again, They're like,

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Nope, we are not gonna like
they put too fine a point on anything.

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We're done here. Yeah, we're
leaving. We paid money for that

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fallace, We're leaving. Yeah,
so goodness. Obviously we recommend this movie.

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There are potentially triggering things discussed,
of obviously, but it is it

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is kind of a romp. Uh, I'll via a definitively rated our romp.

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Yes like it. I also recommend
it. It's just like Wells the

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Bass, some of the stuff they
talked about, yes, like the the

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the to put it simplate, like
book Smart was nice. This movie is

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like you were being naughty. We're
like we're having fun and saying the bad

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00:48:47.199 --> 00:48:52.400
words. Yeah, it's I mean, book Smart came out with five six

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years ago. Yeah, this is
you know, the updated the now.

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This this is our post COVID world. Everything is completely out of control and

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00:49:06.360 --> 00:49:14.159
people are maniacs period. When mentioning
Beanie Feldstein and like virgins of this movie

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reminded me of Beanie Feldstein is on
What We Do in the Shadows for a

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few episodes and her Naja, the
female vampire of the main cast, is

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like teaching her how to be a
vampire. And at one point, like

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she's like looking into this window at
like Beanie's larpin group, she goes,

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I don't want to eat these these
virgins, they are too sad. Good

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is one of my favorite nogalant,
not just my favorite character on the entire

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show. Yeah, she seems to
be pretty popular from what I've seen on

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tumbler. Yeah. I don't want
to mention what she says. I don't

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want to make fun of people named
Jeff, But like she makes fun of

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somebody named Jeff, and you mind
me it is a chef in this movie.

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That's funny. Okay, So next
week we are doing Stranger Things.

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Correct yep first four episodes of season
one of Stranger Things. It's stranger September

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for two weeks. Quo and Dill's
never seen season one. I saw it

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a million years ago when it first
came out, so I'm excited to show

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him and get his like whole take
on it. But if you want to

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write us, you can write us
at real Team girl Talk at gmail dot

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com. We have a Facebook group
and page that Frank moderates. If you'd

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like to rate and review the show
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And until next week, I am
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