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You're listening to the down Beaks on
ninety seven one The Freak. This is

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my band Geese. This is Geese, not Goose, Geese, not Goose.

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Fuck I like Geese. Rory McElroy
is on one. He probably had

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the earbudds in with our Irish songs
playing all yeah, although he's Northern Iris,

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we should have done a Rory McIlroy
song. Yeah, well, nothern

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Northern Ireland's very different than Ireland,
right, I don't know, man,

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I've never been there. They are. He's five under and he just stuffed

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it. On seventeen The Island Green
Players Champion Jordan Speith live on seventeen and

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he is dry the dry. I
love this tournament, love major season,

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and I feel like it officially kicks
off with the Players Championship. Our heroes

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in Florida. Just wheeze in the
juice way. We's in the juice.

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Thank you, Pauli Shore. My
kid made me a little l O L

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yesterday afternoon. My almost three year
old Malcolm, We're about to go out

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on a walk and I got him
all dressed and everything, and I was

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lacking my shoes and no no fireman. Yesterday a little too warm, and

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I go, hey, man,
will you uh, will you go over

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there and hand me my Jordans?
And he knows what they are and he

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and he walked over and he grabbed
him and he brought him to me and

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he goes, you're Michael Jordan's and
I go yeah, yeah, yeah,

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and I put him on and he
pointed down as his shoes, at his

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shoes, and he goes, these
are my Malcolm Jordan's. He's like,

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whoa O man cancrafted artisan comedy from
quarters, Dude, I'm pressed and he

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points at Malcolm Malcolm Jordan's. Get
him to an open mic night. Okay,

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might be better than some that would
definitely do better than me. Yeah,

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you get the car wash joke series
for about fifteen minutes. How much

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material can you do? What's the
deal with these car washes? Is it

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soap or is it cheese? I
don't know. It's not like you need

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to be on the new iHeart Comedy
podcast channel. I've been promoting Malcolm Jordan's

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I love it. That's funny.
Yep, it is funny. That's basically

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all I have. My bag is
empty for the day, guys, so

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carry on. You take it from
here. All you needed was to present

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the song Potatoes, and you did
that in the middle of the day.

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Download that on podcast later. Everyone
listening, Stop Danny, you've done enough.

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Yeah, you please go. You
know what, pack your ass walk

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out that door. I would not
miss one talk back. We're gonna just

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for the bunch, because we did
get a bunch today. The possibility that

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Brody is going to call in every
day. That that's what keeps me here

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till till ten o'clock late tonight.
Who's our leader? Is it? Rory?

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Yeah? Rory five under, about
to be six under. He's probably

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gonna birdy seventeen. Rory McElroy.
The Cowboys are five hundred through seven holes.

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The Cowboys are jamming and neutral right
now with Eric Kendrick's the linebacker.

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They did make one signing, so
there's that, all right, Tuck a

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ton of talkbacks so we could do
that. I also have a little bit

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of action on the iHeart for birthdays
too. I'm sorry, are they good

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birthdays? You know it's not the
best day, but it's also not the

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worst day. I don't want to
confuse you. Do you mind doing a

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birthday and then a talkback and then
a birthday and then a talkback. I

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kind of like that, is that? Okay? Yeah, I'd like to

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let's try that. Let's start with
the talkback. You did that? Yeah,

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I actually kind of like this.
Just can't like he's about to fall

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in the water on seventeen. That'd
be awesome here, right go if they

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Boways just stopped by the fiesta to
pick up a singing pot of gold.

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Surprisingly they still had all of them. Now I'm gonna take it home and

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have sex with it. Hey,
next time, Zach or Bob Pittman,

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ask you what you've done lately.
Just point to the scoreboard and say,

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hey, I'm sorry, did you
guys get cranking rod over in a top

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five market? Because we damn sure
did well. Anyways, boys, we're

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twenty three days away from WrestleMania,
that showcase the Immortals. Mike, I

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love your effing buns. That man
an effing show, like it's just an

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hour. Give him one hour and
on the weekend, a wrestling show.

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I tried anything, No, a
one hour wrestling show. It works.

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People listen. People who don't even
listen to our station be like, well,

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I love wrestling and this they actually
do a live once a week wrestling

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show. And there's no better authority
on wrestling than him. Yes, and

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he's funny, it's really funny and
quick. I tried, you know,

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I tried. He's fleet footed.
We'll try try to get crank rod over

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in a top five market. Brilliant, what a genius. Twenty three days,

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get a showcase of the immortals.
Kevin best st Heim is thirty eight.

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She's from the van Heim or haim
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got the day off because of the
weather, and I wasn't sure what I

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was going to do today. But
now Crank Letter Row to Coffee, Yarland,

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Kank Letter Row to Coffee Ireland.
McPherson too. Yes, that needs

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to be the official. That needs
to be the national anthem for Ireland,

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for Ireland before every sporting event that
involves Ireland. Yeah. You get a

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big opera singer out there that looks
all pretentious and pompous and put a mic

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in front of him and he's wearing
a tuxedo and he's like, Crank cut

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there, Crick and lit Tuck cut
their crickey little right to cut the Ireland

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heading to that used to be the
Foggy Dude, the Irish War song that

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McGregor would come out to until he
taps out to the ring to Kathy Ireland

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song I really like had the day
off today, needs something to do?

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Yeah, now I know, I
got a plan, just got an easy

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plan. Hello boys, it's me
Bunny Centers. I wanted to talk to

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you a little bit about healthcare.
But since Mikey brought up something, this

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Diamond Teeth has got problems all over
the place. You want to stund that

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if you have Diamond Teeth and everybody, it becomes worthless. It's like trying

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to sell let's say your fingernails.
Now, healthcare is important, but in

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terms of the four day work week, let's go to a no day work

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week. We still can paid the
same. It's perfect. Okay. There

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were moments. There were moments response
kind of like a Latin Bernie Sanders.

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Yeah, you know what, that's
always. I can't believe that today we

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pitched my latest film, Diamond Teeth
today. That was today. And they're

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not worthless. I said, they're
worth infinitely less. Fifty thousand dollars per

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tooth made of diamond instead of the
many million that they'd be worth at their

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current weight. Go back and listen
at the six o'clock hour if you want

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a real treat. Yeah, we'll
post them all podcast. Oh yeah,

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I'm sorry about that. I didn't
forget to say the segment the nine am

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hour, brought to you by Alamo
Draft has a whole hour. Uh.

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And I did post our commercial for
those who haven't seen it, like,

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we did a little video that will
air it during some before the trailers or

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some event. You put it on
Facebook, on Twitter, It's everywhere now

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and it's on my YouTube channel which
I posted on Twitter. Follow that,

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Yeah, follow Kevin's YouTube channel.
Backlroy Birdie seventeen. He's at six.

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He's at six under f and parr
through eight holes and one of us could

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have taken him yesterday to fifty nine
at Sawgrass. Wow, you nearly did

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it too. You nearly switched.
I know what's the value waking up when

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we do, other than to switch
your golf picks before they know. Such

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a coward. Hey, I'm the
general manager for the North Texas location of

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McDonald's new Cosmics Coffee Shop, calling
to invite you to our grand opening this

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Sunday. So whenever you're done with
your Saint Patrick's day sermons. Leave your

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places of worship behind him. Come
see what we're all about. Come lead

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our adorable new mass. Got the
coffee caper. He runs around trying to

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steal customers coffees and then flings it
in their faces. And if you bring

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your kids, they can even get
a picture with him as he takes his

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mid coffee morning dune. That's so
insane, weird. Meet the coffee caper

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who runs around the store and flings
coffee in patron's faces, which brings lawsuits

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to the company, which attention to
the company. Yeah, if you're unsure

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the coffee shop you go to,
if some caped idiot is going to grab

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your coffee and do you with it? This excitement, no publicity is bad

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excitement. Steph Curry's thirty six today. Happy birthday, Steph Curry, missed

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you last night, Steph. Right, Ye, polarizing kind of I'll be

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it. Seemingly a great dude,
absolutely right. I don't. I think

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he's awesome. I think he's cool. That never one think he's awesome.

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Like his writing is higher than Lebron's. Yeah, for sure, I don't.

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There's not too many Steph Curry haters. Yes, you're right. Yeah,

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I like hearing him talk. He's
kind of got that laid back southern

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California. He kind of sounds like
Eddie Vedder when he talks. I always

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thought that, yeah, that Steph
and Eddie Bedder sound the same. But

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I see a headline yesterday something about
Steph Curry might consider a career in politics

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after his career. I could see
Steve Kerr doing it, but I don't

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know about Steff Hey, what about
both of them? Yeah? Interesting,

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interesting, let's do another Kevin.
There we go. Y'all's litt oa sound

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effects for the chainsaw is hysterical and
quite lifelike. And your scenarios, your

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fate fight scenarios are always hysterical.
I love it when y'all go on into

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a tangent down a rabbit hole about
I don't know, Sroy fighting Elvis or

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something stupid. Anyway, I love
y'all. Thank you so much, Thank

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you for being on my side of
that. She didn't say she liked the

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scenario. She didn't say that you
could beat up Elvis. I appreciate your

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support, young lady, and if
you'd like to be in my corner,

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for the upcoming fight me versus the
King Elvis Presley, I would like to

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invite you to do that. Yeah, come sit in the corner while Mikey

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punches a hologram. I will turn
him into peanut, butter and bananas.

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I will beat him so bad,
Elvis, you would be so tired after,

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like it'd be over. Guys,
Simone Miles is twenty seven. Okay,

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there's a living legend, Taylor Hanson's
forty one of Hanson. Did you

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like them when you were a little
kid, No, you didn't like Bob.

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Everyone liked Bob. Not everyone.
Kevin Well, Yeah, when you're

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ten, you're like, um,
Bob cool. Yeah, I don retally

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know kind of distance. He probably
don't have a Hansen wig. When is

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one those little girls for Halloween?
He squealed when he opened the Christmas present

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and got a handsome wig. Yes, or at to school the next day.

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Up. Sorry, everybody thought he
was Rick Flair. No one,

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No, Rick Flair was not cool
when I was a kid and his w

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c W days. Rick Flair is
not spent a day on this earth,

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not cool on in w c W
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grounds that Caine undertaker the Rock and
Stone called Steve Austin walk on and then

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he's on w c W and a
yellow speedo. That's all looking all old.

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Ric Flair was not not my wrestler. Golf Wilson. I got a

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golf Wilson. Got a golf Wilson. Baby. Yes, I'm the victim

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of a golf Wilson. Ever since
I was a little baby, I've always

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been swinging. In fact, I
was the baddest swinging in the neighborhood.

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Is making me crazy. Weird guys. Ron Daane's forty six, Danny,

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He's only forty six. Yeah,
ketch, it playing to Spain with with

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me? Ron Dayne, How old's
Dane Cook? Yeah? I see you

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don't have that one, do you. Yeah? You think birthday? Birthday?

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Not his birthday. I don't even
know how old Dane Cook is.

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It's not his birthday. You go
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traveling the world and having the time
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Roy Industries. So that was a
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lot of people saw it, but
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It was on, it was on, Hey take a plane Spain, Spain

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with me Ron Dane. But you
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at your home umbros down waiting to
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I love you guys. You make
my three hour drive also wonderful.

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I just can't get depeche Mode Danny
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y'all. Spines. Three hours where
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yeah, three hours maybe an hour
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maybe not that. That's a whole
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he has the shortest day. Yeah, yeah, it's got to be what

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it is. If you don't listen
to the freak, you'll catch these hairs.

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If you don't listen to the freak, you'll catch these heads. That's

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my new favorite song on the part
of gold O that wow. Uh.

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went to one of the high schools. He did he do LJ. Larry

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john Johnson Grandmama's house, someone's going
He went there. He went there.

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You shouldn't know where he went A
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where he went. I should know
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Skylight Skyline, he went to Highlight
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Look, I ain't grow up in
Dallas. I grew up in all

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You've been here long enough that you
can't fall back on that, then play

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the dumb I'm from the country card. I'm not doing it from the Wichita

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Falls area. You're from all Knee. Kevin Brown's fifty nine Danny really,

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but he was a wicked, mean
man on the mound. He was kind

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of it feels like in real life
too. Yeah, if you pitch me,

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you can catch these hands. If
it pitch me, catch these hands.

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Oh my god, I don't need
the rest of the pot of gold.

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I need that song released as a
single so I could bump that at

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max volume around the mean streets of
DWW. Incredible, you can catch these

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hands. Please please bump that drive
around, Oh my god, the meanest

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street you can find. Billy Crystal
seventy six, It's done a lot,

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a lot, Mike, what Bob
Charles is eighty eight? Oh the lefty,

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the lefty, the guy with two
first names, one of the few

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lefties up there with Phil, Mike
Weir, and Brian harmon Is famous lefties.

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Yeah, that's the only ones.
Yeah. You can't trust a guy

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with two first names a Mike James. No, I trust Bob Charles.

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You also can't trust a white man
named Willie. You trust Jeff Wade to

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produce your albums. That's an excellent
point. Kevin honking boobs and grabbing goobies.

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Kevin, You're a genius. I
love you guys. Yeah, that's

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from the new hit song Hey Jack. You can find on the downbeat singing

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pot of Gold. Listen to that
later today, Download that and listen.

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Yeah, that was an interesting segment. Danny finally made it to Andrew's American

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Pizza Kitchen from Watsahatchie effing incredible Detroit. Highly recommend. Did someone posts the

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pictures yesterday? The eight mile of
the Detroit make me want to go?

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I am so hungry right now too? You want to go? Tomarty going

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to Toyo Tropical today, I'm not
kidding. If they're open at ten thirty,

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you're gonna look online? Yeah,
me too. It's here. It's

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an attisde the only one left right
down the street. Michael Kane's ninety one.

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Oh, blame it on Reo.
Blame it on Rio boy. You

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want to talk about Crank and Rod
in Sperado. Oh, that girl was

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hot. I'm Michael, and that
was just about Michael Kine banging his friend's

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daughter right in Rio. Yeah it
was. She was probably still in high

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school. Yeah, and I don't
support that movie, Danny Shale, Thank

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goodness. I just tapped heavy on
the shoulder when I saw him, a

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chalk dog kind of pinched him,
pinched him. I don't know what would

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happened. You'd have cut some hands, bro. Now hands I was throwing

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down that night were some twenty ones
in black Jack. The nat that he

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mentioned right in one chair next to
me is I lose every single hand I

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play, and he wins everyone.
Kevin walks away with like what five grand

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over thousand dollars, And we'd like
to give you another chance to win Kevo's

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money tomorrow on the pron. Now
we can't do that every hour. We

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figured out a way to run it
through the prize portal, make it legal,

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launder it through the prize. Quincy
Jones is ninety money guy, father

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of Rashida Jones, the future father
in law of Ezra from Vampire Weekend.

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Weirdly, she's married to Ezra from
Vampire Weekend. Man, I always thought

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that she and I would end up
together. No, no, dude,

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If diamond Teeth was a real thing, the tooth Fairy would be freacking rich.

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That is true. Kirby Pucket would
have been sixty four. Did he

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have a thing. Yeah, he
got in trouble for something dp on.

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Somebody forces something that was in a
bathroom. It was a bathroom situation.

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Danny mentioned earlier that Albert Einstein would
have been one forty five. Albert Einstein,

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great and Oppenheimer and last one.
Hey, the new freak coffee shop

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be sizes, grooves scam horror band. Okay, his sizes? All right.

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We'll be back tomorrow. I actually
have still coming back tomorrow. We

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had a late MAVs game. We'll
break down for you tomorrow, a little

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bit other stuff, including I think
I've got an audio bubble bath tomorrow.

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I found some more church fails,
and I swear to god, I saw

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a commercial last night and I think
the guy sounded just like Robert Duball.

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It was kind of nuts. I
perked up and pulled it. News Review

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of the week. We'll post them
all up. Make sure you get that

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downbeat, singing pot of gold,
then share it with your friends. For

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God's sake, come on, we
might need to replace some of those tomorrow.

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Well, maybe we'll play all of
them. Yeah, yeah, twice,

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three times a lady

