You're listening to the down Beaks on ninety seven one The Freak. This is
my band Geese. This is Geese, not Goose, Geese, not Goose.
Fuck I like Geese. Rory McElroy is on one. He probably had
the earbudds in with our Irish songs playing all yeah, although he's Northern Iris,
we should have done a Rory McIlroy song. Yeah, well, nothern
Northern Ireland's very different than Ireland, right, I don't know, man,
I've never been there. They are. He's five under and he just stuffed
it. On seventeen The Island Green Players Champion Jordan Speith live on seventeen and
he is dry the dry. I love this tournament, love major season,
and I feel like it officially kicks off with the Players Championship. Our heroes
in Florida. Just wheeze in the juice way. We's in the juice.
Thank you, Pauli Shore. My kid made me a little l O L
yesterday afternoon. My almost three year old Malcolm, We're about to go out
on a walk and I got him all dressed and everything, and I was
lacking my shoes and no no fireman. Yesterday a little too warm, and
I go, hey, man, will you uh, will you go over
there and hand me my Jordans? And he knows what they are and he
and he walked over and he grabbed him and he brought him to me and
he goes, you're Michael Jordan's and I go yeah, yeah, yeah,
and I put him on and he pointed down as his shoes, at his
shoes, and he goes, these are my Malcolm Jordan's. He's like,
whoa O man cancrafted artisan comedy from quarters, Dude, I'm pressed and he
points at Malcolm Malcolm Jordan's. Get him to an open mic night. Okay,
might be better than some that would definitely do better than me. Yeah,
you get the car wash joke series for about fifteen minutes. How much
material can you do? What's the deal with these car washes? Is it
soap or is it cheese? I don't know. It's not like you need
to be on the new iHeart Comedy podcast channel. I've been promoting Malcolm Jordan's
I love it. That's funny. Yep, it is funny. That's basically
all I have. My bag is empty for the day, guys, so
carry on. You take it from here. All you needed was to present
the song Potatoes, and you did that in the middle of the day.
Download that on podcast later. Everyone listening, Stop Danny, you've done enough.
Yeah, you please go. You know what, pack your ass walk
out that door. I would not miss one talk back. We're gonna just
for the bunch, because we did get a bunch today. The possibility that
Brody is going to call in every day. That that's what keeps me here
till till ten o'clock late tonight. Who's our leader? Is it? Rory?
Yeah? Rory five under, about to be six under. He's probably
gonna birdy seventeen. Rory McElroy. The Cowboys are five hundred through seven holes.
The Cowboys are jamming and neutral right now with Eric Kendrick's the linebacker.
They did make one signing, so there's that, all right, Tuck a
ton of talkbacks so we could do that. I also have a little bit
of action on the iHeart for birthdays too. I'm sorry, are they good
birthdays? You know it's not the best day, but it's also not the
worst day. I don't want to confuse you. Do you mind doing a
birthday and then a talkback and then a birthday and then a talkback. I
kind of like that, is that? Okay? Yeah, I'd like to
let's try that. Let's start with the talkback. You did that? Yeah,
I actually kind of like this. Just can't like he's about to fall
in the water on seventeen. That'd be awesome here, right go if they
Boways just stopped by the fiesta to pick up a singing pot of gold.
Surprisingly they still had all of them. Now I'm gonna take it home and
have sex with it. Hey, next time, Zach or Bob Pittman,
ask you what you've done lately. Just point to the scoreboard and say,
hey, I'm sorry, did you guys get cranking rod over in a top
five market? Because we damn sure did well. Anyways, boys, we're
twenty three days away from WrestleMania, that showcase the Immortals. Mike, I
love your effing buns. That man an effing show, like it's just an
hour. Give him one hour and on the weekend, a wrestling show.
I tried anything, No, a one hour wrestling show. It works.
People listen. People who don't even listen to our station be like, well,
I love wrestling and this they actually do a live once a week wrestling
show. And there's no better authority on wrestling than him. Yes, and
he's funny, it's really funny and quick. I tried, you know,
I tried. He's fleet footed. We'll try try to get crank rod over
in a top five market. Brilliant, what a genius. Twenty three days,
get a showcase of the immortals. Kevin best st Heim is thirty eight.
She's from the van Heim or haim I heime? Okay, Well I
got the day off because of the weather, and I wasn't sure what I
was going to do today. But now Crank Letter Row to Coffee, Yarland,
Kank Letter Row to Coffee Ireland. McPherson too. Yes, that needs
to be the official. That needs to be the national anthem for Ireland,
for Ireland before every sporting event that involves Ireland. Yeah. You get a
big opera singer out there that looks all pretentious and pompous and put a mic
in front of him and he's wearing a tuxedo and he's like, Crank cut
there, Crick and lit Tuck cut their crickey little right to cut the Ireland
heading to that used to be the Foggy Dude, the Irish War song that
McGregor would come out to until he taps out to the ring to Kathy Ireland
song I really like had the day off today, needs something to do?
Yeah, now I know, I got a plan, just got an easy
plan. Hello boys, it's me Bunny Centers. I wanted to talk to
you a little bit about healthcare. But since Mikey brought up something, this
Diamond Teeth has got problems all over the place. You want to stund that
if you have Diamond Teeth and everybody, it becomes worthless. It's like trying
to sell let's say your fingernails. Now, healthcare is important, but in
terms of the four day work week, let's go to a no day work
week. We still can paid the same. It's perfect. Okay. There
were moments. There were moments response kind of like a Latin Bernie Sanders.
Yeah, you know what, that's always. I can't believe that today we
pitched my latest film, Diamond Teeth today. That was today. And they're
not worthless. I said, they're worth infinitely less. Fifty thousand dollars per
tooth made of diamond instead of the many million that they'd be worth at their
current weight. Go back and listen at the six o'clock hour if you want
a real treat. Yeah, we'll post them all podcast. Oh yeah,
I'm sorry about that. I didn't forget to say the segment the nine am
hour, brought to you by Alamo Draft has a whole hour. Uh.
And I did post our commercial for those who haven't seen it, like,
we did a little video that will air it during some before the trailers or
some event. You put it on Facebook, on Twitter, It's everywhere now
and it's on my YouTube channel which I posted on Twitter. Follow that,
Yeah, follow Kevin's YouTube channel. Backlroy Birdie seventeen. He's at six.
He's at six under f and parr through eight holes and one of us could
have taken him yesterday to fifty nine at Sawgrass. Wow, you nearly did
it too. You nearly switched. I know what's the value waking up when
we do, other than to switch your golf picks before they know. Such
a coward. Hey, I'm the general manager for the North Texas location of
McDonald's new Cosmics Coffee Shop, calling to invite you to our grand opening this
Sunday. So whenever you're done with your Saint Patrick's day sermons. Leave your
places of worship behind him. Come see what we're all about. Come lead
our adorable new mass. Got the coffee caper. He runs around trying to
steal customers coffees and then flings it in their faces. And if you bring
your kids, they can even get a picture with him as he takes his
mid coffee morning dune. That's so insane, weird. Meet the coffee caper
who runs around the store and flings coffee in patron's faces, which brings lawsuits
to the company, which attention to the company. Yeah, if you're unsure
the coffee shop you go to, if some caped idiot is going to grab
your coffee and do you with it? This excitement, no publicity is bad
excitement. Steph Curry's thirty six today. Happy birthday, Steph Curry, missed
you last night, Steph. Right, Ye, polarizing kind of I'll be
it. Seemingly a great dude, absolutely right. I don't. I think
he's awesome. I think he's cool. That never one think he's awesome.
Like his writing is higher than Lebron's. Yeah, for sure, I don't.
There's not too many Steph Curry haters. Yes, you're right. Yeah,
I like hearing him talk. He's kind of got that laid back southern
California. He kind of sounds like Eddie Vedder when he talks. I always
thought that, yeah, that Steph and Eddie Bedder sound the same. But
I see a headline yesterday something about Steph Curry might consider a career in politics
after his career. I could see Steve Kerr doing it, but I don't
know about Steff Hey, what about both of them? Yeah? Interesting,
interesting, let's do another Kevin. There we go. Y'all's litt oa sound
effects for the chainsaw is hysterical and quite lifelike. And your scenarios, your
fate fight scenarios are always hysterical. I love it when y'all go on into
a tangent down a rabbit hole about I don't know, Sroy fighting Elvis or
something stupid. Anyway, I love y'all. Thank you so much, Thank
you for being on my side of that. She didn't say she liked the
scenario. She didn't say that you could beat up Elvis. I appreciate your
support, young lady, and if you'd like to be in my corner,
for the upcoming fight me versus the King Elvis Presley, I would like to
invite you to do that. Yeah, come sit in the corner while Mikey
punches a hologram. I will turn him into peanut, butter and bananas.
I will beat him so bad, Elvis, you would be so tired after,
like it'd be over. Guys, Simone Miles is twenty seven. Okay,
there's a living legend, Taylor Hanson's forty one of Hanson. Did you
like them when you were a little kid, No, you didn't like Bob.
Everyone liked Bob. Not everyone. Kevin Well, Yeah, when you're
ten, you're like, um, Bob cool. Yeah, I don retally
know kind of distance. He probably don't have a Hansen wig. When is
one those little girls for Halloween? He squealed when he opened the Christmas present
and got a handsome wig. Yes, or at to school the next day.
Up. Sorry, everybody thought he was Rick Flair. No one,
No, Rick Flair was not cool when I was a kid and his w
c W days. Rick Flair is not spent a day on this earth,
not cool on in w c W as a kid, when you're worshiping the
grounds that Caine undertaker the Rock and Stone called Steve Austin walk on and then
he's on w c W and a yellow speedo. That's all looking all old.
Ric Flair was not not my wrestler. Golf Wilson. I got a
golf Wilson. Got a golf Wilson. Baby. Yes, I'm the victim
of a golf Wilson. Ever since I was a little baby, I've always
been swinging. In fact, I was the baddest swinging in the neighborhood.
Is making me crazy. Weird guys. Ron Daane's forty six, Danny,
He's only forty six. Yeah, ketch, it playing to Spain with with
me? Ron Dayne, How old's Dane Cook? Yeah? I see you
don't have that one, do you. Yeah? You think birthday? Birthday?
Not his birthday. I don't even know how old Dane Cook is.
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I love you guys. You make my three hour drive also wonderful.
I just can't get depeche Mode Danny out of my head now. I love
y'all. Spines. Three hours where you work Houston? Yeah good, that's
yeah, three hours maybe an hour and a half each way. Yeah,
maybe not that. That's a whole lot better. Yeah, maybe driver and
he has the shortest day. Yeah, yeah, it's got to be what
it is. If you don't listen to the freak, you'll catch these hairs.
If you don't listen to the freak, you'll catch these heads. That's
my new favorite song on the part of gold O that wow. Uh.
Larry Johnson's fifty five local guy, right, he went to you. He
went to one of the high schools. He did he do LJ. Larry
john Johnson Grandmama's house, someone's going He went there. He went there.
You shouldn't know where he went A sports station. Well, I don't know
where he went. I should know that though I didn't high High Skyline,
Skylight Skyline, he went to Highlight School at the Skyline and excelled in basketball.
Look, I ain't grow up in Dallas. I grew up in all
You've been here long enough that you can't fall back on that, then play
the dumb I'm from the country card. I'm not doing it from the Wichita
Falls area. You're from all Knee. Kevin Brown's fifty nine Danny really,
but he was a wicked, mean man on the mound. He was kind
of it feels like in real life too. Yeah, if you pitch me,
you can catch these hands. If it pitch me, catch these hands.
Oh my god, I don't need the rest of the pot of gold.
I need that song released as a single so I could bump that at
max volume around the mean streets of DWW. Incredible, you can catch these
hands. Please please bump that drive around, Oh my god, the meanest
street you can find. Billy Crystal seventy six, It's done a lot,
a lot, Mike, what Bob Charles is eighty eight? Oh the lefty,
the lefty, the guy with two first names, one of the few
lefties up there with Phil, Mike Weir, and Brian harmon Is famous lefties.
Yeah, that's the only ones. Yeah. You can't trust a guy
with two first names a Mike James. No, I trust Bob Charles.
You also can't trust a white man named Willie. You trust Jeff Wade to
produce your albums. That's an excellent point. Kevin honking boobs and grabbing goobies.
Kevin, You're a genius. I love you guys. Yeah, that's
from the new hit song Hey Jack. You can find on the downbeat singing
pot of Gold. Listen to that later today, Download that and listen.
Yeah, that was an interesting segment. Danny finally made it to Andrew's American
Pizza Kitchen from Watsahatchie effing incredible Detroit. Highly recommend. Did someone posts the
pictures yesterday? The eight mile of the Detroit make me want to go?
I am so hungry right now too? You want to go? Tomarty going
to Toyo Tropical today, I'm not kidding. If they're open at ten thirty,
you're gonna look online? Yeah, me too. It's here. It's
an attisde the only one left right down the street. Michael Kane's ninety one.
Oh, blame it on Reo. Blame it on Rio boy. You
want to talk about Crank and Rod in Sperado. Oh, that girl was
hot. I'm Michael, and that was just about Michael Kine banging his friend's
daughter right in Rio. Yeah it was. She was probably still in high
school. Yeah, and I don't support that movie, Danny Shale, Thank
goodness. I just tapped heavy on the shoulder when I saw him, a
chalk dog kind of pinched him, pinched him. I don't know what would
happened. You'd have cut some hands, bro. Now hands I was throwing
down that night were some twenty ones in black Jack. The nat that he
mentioned right in one chair next to me is I lose every single hand I
play, and he wins everyone. Kevin walks away with like what five grand
over thousand dollars, And we'd like to give you another chance to win Kevo's
money tomorrow on the pron. Now we can't do that every hour. We
figured out a way to run it through the prize portal, make it legal,
launder it through the prize. Quincy Jones is ninety money guy, father
of Rashida Jones, the future father in law of Ezra from Vampire Weekend.
Weirdly, she's married to Ezra from Vampire Weekend. Man, I always thought
that she and I would end up together. No, no, dude,
If diamond Teeth was a real thing, the tooth Fairy would be freacking rich.
That is true. Kirby Pucket would have been sixty four. Did he
have a thing. Yeah, he got in trouble for something dp on.
Somebody forces something that was in a bathroom. It was a bathroom situation.
Danny mentioned earlier that Albert Einstein would have been one forty five. Albert Einstein,
great and Oppenheimer and last one. Hey, the new freak coffee shop
be sizes, grooves scam horror band. Okay, his sizes? All right.
We'll be back tomorrow. I actually have still coming back tomorrow. We
had a late MAVs game. We'll break down for you tomorrow, a little
bit other stuff, including I think I've got an audio bubble bath tomorrow.
I found some more church fails, and I swear to god, I saw
a commercial last night and I think the guy sounded just like Robert Duball.
It was kind of nuts. I perked up and pulled it. News Review
of the week. We'll post them all up. Make sure you get that
downbeat, singing pot of gold, then share it with your friends. For
God's sake, come on, we might need to replace some of those tomorrow.
Well, maybe we'll play all of them. Yeah, yeah, twice,
three times a lady