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Kaylin just shooting the ship. That's all it is, all we are,
that's all we That feels like a song, that feels like we're gonna let's
all lapse into song. I want to say hi to some very very special
people, most specialists people. We have a new one, Leslie Accosta.
I don't know who she accosting. I know exactly who are you? Who
are you waiting for outside ikea? Yeah? Uh. Leslie contacted me also
to be in to do one of my writing classes, and I haven't written
her back yet. So this is me saying, I see you girl,
you in your email, and I am about to I got new classes star
next month and I'm on it. Sindy the Dates also Ashley chic. She's
a cheek Yeah she is. She's not an Arab chic, She's very cheeky
chic. And Jacob Crowley is very growley. We love him. Rita rock
Sox bassinet and who does she rock? All is good, all of her
kids, every last one of them. Hero Yamashta has a lot of kids
as well, but one of them is named David and one is named David.
Also. Athena Ginshart is a really beautiful person. He is inside and
out. Where's our makeup, Athena? I know we need more? Look
up, we're joking. We're joking, Athena. We appreciate you, yes,
I mean also we love makeup. Um, Polly, we love your
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check that molar. Gabby and Missy not bet they got they got better than
they got worse. Yes, they take two steps forward and one step away
back. Is Shan Vosh talking about steps who he's been stepped doing that StairMaster
looking good at that ass. We see you, Rebecca Kelly Brandt, al
she'll definitely hook you up. Mmm. Amy is a cunt? Such a
cunt. I'm sorry, but I had somebody else to say it. It's
about time, Aaron, who do this? Alicia Escalante? Leslie, Leslie,
I understand you a little bit better, yes, Natalia Covid Oh no,
m oh my god, Okay, hold on. Sarah Stafano and Jennifer
get up and Sandra's not easy being green, and Christi get the strap,
and Stephanie's a stinker wrinker, and Natalia got COVID. Yes, I got
what happened. What happened. She went to stagecoach and apparently that's what happens.
I went to a concert, I got COVID. She went to a
concert, she got COVID. It was nothing. She was happy to stay
home. The district nurse called me, wanted to know when or symptoms started
when blah blah blah, just going back to school tomorrow, All good,
okay, okay, Well, I so last week I was here, I
hadn't been on a bit of a journey with my flu, my influenza A.
I'd been to urgent care right right. That was Monday, and then
I was think I was feeling a little better that day, even though I
just I just had a cough, yes, but and we had to pause
a couple times for my cough. Then Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, I
started feeling horrible again, like the cough just got so much worse. Well,
I had like one okay day and then I was like coughing more and
it was just that kind of NonStop fell like I couldn't get my breath really,
and I was like, what is happening. I don't have one of
those lung infections again, do I do? I? Oh? Now,
okay, So here's here's what happened. By now it's Friday, and I'm
like, oh my god, like I have to do something. Still coughing.
I think I need a Z I think I need an antibiotic, because
what I think happened is I think it turned into a sinus infection, even
though it wasn't that bad. Like I wasn't like, oh my god,
I have such horrible sinus pressure, but you know, it was like that
feeling like it was a bad head cold, but I was coughing. Okay,
So I'm like, I think I have a sinus infection. I'm not
like a doctor, but I think it's been established that I know a little
something about people's treatments and all of that, like I'm schooled, right.
So I was like, fuck, I'm gonna I gotta I gotta see somebody
about this. And of course John too was like, you gotta go back
to urgent care, and I'm like, well, I'm just gonna go back
to the same urgent care. And I don't know what they're gonna do,
and I don't know, and I don't know. So I have this brilliant
idea that I was gonna I on my insurance, I can do telehealth.
I was just gonna say I've never done it before because it seems like a
long road, like you know when you're like, I went to my UM
into my blue Shield right website, right, yeah, and I log in
and it's like telehealth, and I was like, okay, yeah, I
want I would like to do it, but now it's difficult because I'm logged
in there under John's name, so it's like in order to put in a
different name for the person you want to have the appointment, They're like,
well, you have to have your own account for that, right, And
I'm like, well, bitch, like it's what it's We only have one
account, we don't have separate accounts, so then I have to figure it
all out. And I meanwhile, I'm coughing like up a lung. I
don't feel well. That's not the time that you want to be like,
okay, okay. So they're like, first first step, download the app.
I'm like, okay, I can download an app. I know how
to do that app store. Find the app right away, it comes up.
It's like its own thing. I download it and it goes it looks
up my insurance right away, or I figure out, like I put in
my name and it finds my insurance. I'm like, okay, so far,
so good anyway, But of course there's so many bridges to cross,
right. It's like, just when I think it's going well and then I
try to sign up and it reverts back to John and I was like no,
And now I'm like, fuck this whole thing. Maybe I'll just go
to the Oh. So meanwhile, I call our doctor who gets abused by
his wife. I call the office. I call the office. Miss they
open. Let me something about our doctor's office that I don't appreciate. Yeah,
they're not stuck to any kind of like opening times or closing TI.
I know, I know there's been so many times I call them in the
middle of the day. I go, oh, I'm not calling it right
now because it's twelve thirty to two o'clock. They're eating lunch, so I'll
call it three fifteen. Yep. Yeah, they're they they fly by the
sea of their pants right, they're on their own yeah, there's sometimes some
come saycumsaw, like that's what you're lucky if he gets Yeah. Yeah.
And by the way, they don't really open at nine like a normal business.
They say like, oh, we're open from nine, but if you
call it nine, they're like, please call during business hours and yea,
it is a bitch. Yeah, but you have to call and call and
call and call, right, and then you'll get their voicemail and then they'll
be like, if you really want to talk to the doctor, you can
page him. But it's like, shouldn't he maybe be in the office.
Yeah, we're doing, by the way, page him. What's he's not
a surgeon exactly, he's a internist. He's supposed to be at the office
during office hours. By the way, he's complained to me many times that
he, you know, goes to the office and when he comes home,
his wife beats him after hours, so I know, right, So he's
taking a beating saving for after hours is what we're that's what our public service
announcement. So yeah, he's got pretty flexible hours for like how much his
wife is supposedly making work to keep her in lip gloss, right and sheets?
Yeah, lip glosses. Sheet normal that your wife goes and buys comforters
and sheet. No, it's not normal as me that one time he said,
when you go to Sephora and you buy a lip a lip gloss,
how many do you buy? I got I don't know one, maybe too.
And he goes, well, my wife buys fifteen? Where's she how
many lip losses? Yeah? She said, she's probably like, don't ask
me about it, right, all right? Godada ida. So I so
I finally get somebody to answer the phone. Oh no, no, no,
I leave a message. All right, No nobody answers the phone.
I leave a message, and I'm like, hi, uh, this is
a patient of doctor get a beaten and um I went to urgent care.
I give her like a little bit of very abbreviated don't worry. I didn't
like. I was like, I went to urgent care already like a week
ago. My thing's getting worse. I really want to know if I can
stop in today. So nobody calls me, of course not. They never
call back. So I call. I call like four more times between the
now it's like between the hours of like now it's like nine thirty. I
get I finally get somebody to answer the phone at nine thirty, and I'm
like, I get I tell her this situation and she says, okay,
well, this won't come as a surprise to you. And I'm saying this
to you. She wasn't saying it like this. She should have. She's
like, yeah, he's not coming in today, but we have a nurse
practitioner and I could have her call you back. And I was like,
okay, bet, like what what when she coming in? She like,
there, it's nine am. You know. Now she's coming in around ten,
ten fifteen at the latest. I go, okay, what do you
think is the latest she could call me? Because I'm miserable And meanwhile I'm
caught. I'm caught, like I cannot get more than four words at this
time without coughing. So she's like, oh, yeah, you don't sound
good. So I said yeah, So she said I'll have her call you
like as soon as she gets in. I go, okay, well then
now it's like ten o'clock. Then it's like ten fifteen nothing, so I'm
like fuck that, I'm gonna call. So then I figure out the whole
telehealth thing, right, So then I am the telehealth. This is genius.
This is a public service announcement for everyone. No weight. It's like
you put in your name, it's all covered. It's free. You put
in your name and then somebody will call you and you don't even have to
be on the video. Yeah, they have to like show them your cut,
Like you can just talk to them on the phone, right, you
know that? What's that? There's an urgent care what's it called. There's
one in my neighborhood Urgent carex xer. Yes. I them a lot during
COVID and you just it's telehealth. Yeah, and then they'll call you back.
It's it is. It's great. I've used it a bunch of times
and I had no problem, Like, get somebody on the phone if you
want to be yes, and then that's it. And once you also,
once you put in they have your insurance, then they don't have to go
through all that again. Just call again, blah blah blah. They get
somebody on the phone. Done. Yeah. So the only one little problem
was so I get this guy, he calls me, he calls me hello,
can I speak to stuff? And I'm like, this is he on
camera? Or are you like on camera? No? No, no,
no, no, that's what I'm saying. I didn't even have to be
on camera. I just put it on my phone. Okay. So he
calls me, just on my regular cell phone. It says, be prepared.
You might be getting a call from an unknown number or whatever. So
I answered the phone. The guy's talking to me, and I said,
Hi, Okay, so here's what's going on. And I said, I
had this like years ago and I needed needed like antibiotic because I think it's
I said, I've now had this like already two weeks and it got worse,
but it got a little bit better, and then it got worse.
I think it went to my sinuses. And he says, well, okay,
you need to take now. Meanwhile, when I went to urgent care,
they put me on an inhaler, right, and they put me on
this stuff called this tustin, these little pearl cough drops okay, and then
she put me on she offered steroids. I don't know if I said,
and I was like, oh, I don't know about taking stories. And
she was like, okay, forget the steroids. And I was like no,
no, no, if you think I need it, She's like,
no, you see if it gets worse, if you need it, you
can always call in and I'll send you steroids. But I was remembering that
taking steroids makes you not able to sleep. You've been on steroids, right
care. Yeah, it might make you jittery, That's what i'd heard.
And you know, I don't like be feeling jittering. I like a downer
way more than I like an upper Yeah. Okay, So I tell the
guy I feel like I need an antibid. He goes, Nope, you
definitely don't. He's like, what you have is like postnasal drip and that's
what's causing the cough, and we need you need now you need to take
I'm gonna give you some prescriptions. I'm going to give you a steroid.
I'm gonna give you a nose spray, and I want you to take the
abuterol like four times, two puffs, four times a day, so nose
spray. Yeah, okay. So I was like, okay, So I
agree to take the steroid because at this point I'm miserable. Okay, So
he calls in all those prescriptions. John goes and gets it all for me.
But but meanwhile, it's like, it's not that much more than I
was doing before. I already have some of these medications. Now I have
a nose spray and he and the steroid. What's the nose spray for?
Like, I think it's like to No, I wasn't even that stuffy.
I think it's like to dry up. Whatever's okay, I don't know.
I don't know. Well, you have it act I know, and I
read the books. I know it all in theory, Lynnette. Okay.
So I'm getting to like the best part of this though. So I'm like,
okay, but I don't like it when doctor's like, you do not
need an antibiotic, because it's like, oh, I think I do,
and it would make me feel better. Can you make me feel better?
Just mentally? Even if so? And I'm sure there are actual doctors listening
to this that are like, you don't need an antibiotic, all right,
but hold on. So then I get all these prescriptions, I start to
take the steroid. I'm like, all right, and then miraculously not until
like two thirty. Yeah, the nurse practitioner calls me. He wasn't coming
in that day. Yeah, Like is he even working from her? Broken
arm? Is arms in a sling. He can't dial the phone, okay,
could his wife call for I mean, he can't talk to patients on
the phone, but his nurse can't, okay. Whatever. She calls me
and she's how you doing. I'm coughing and she goes, oh god,
you sound terrible. I was like, yeah, so this is the situation.
I tell her this situation. I go, but I already talked to
this random telehealth doctor. And she's like, oh, what what did he
say? And I was like, well, he said I need blah blah
blah. She goes, Okay, yeah, that that sounds about right.
She goes, but you need a Z pack, oh mom? And I
was like that's what I thought. I thought I needed a Z pack.
But this motherfucker didn't want to prescribe me a Z pack. And she's like,
well, I don't know why, because obviously this is now a secondary
Obviously, if you felt better for a day or two and then you feel
worse, you have a secondary infection. We gotta get rid of the secondary
infection. I was like, when somebody went to fucking med school, like
that's why you're not a tele telehealth doc, you know. It's I think
the telehealth is good for very specific things, right where like, yeah,
I got a migraine, I need a refill of my anatres right exactly,
But like my case was of viously a lot more complex. Yes, I
didn't need somebody. You you don't know, you don't know, okay.
So I was so happy. So then she was like, keep taking the
steroid, You'll be fine, and then take the other stuff. I like,
I like where he's going, I like his thinking, and then take
the and then by the next day I felt like already much better by the
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like quiet. By the way, Jury Duty my favorite show now right?
Love it? Now? Had you watched it? Or had I just told
you you told me to watch You hadn't watched it yet? Now have you
watched it? What was it on again? Because I did look? It's
on Amazon. Yeah, okay, I thought I went to my just worse
about Apple TV. It was on something I found it on Amazon. It's
on Amazon. Then I'm going to check it out. But I saw a
lot of our our Facebook group was watching it and fallen and loving it too.
So loved it. Have you seen the whole thing? I watched the
whole thing. Oh my god, the last episode right, Oh my god.
I had to watch it because I wanted to see the reveal. Yeah,
yeah, I stuck with it. Yeah, Oh my god, it
was so He's so sweet. No, I love this show so much.
It's like the greatest thing. I loved it. And that guy, the
actor James Marsden, Yes, he was great. Oh my god, so
scary. He was the best. One of my favorite lines. Okay,
so he and he's all James Marsden is playing himself as like he's the actor
James Marsden, and he's got jury duty. So everybody else playing like random
characters that are there for jury duty. But James Marsden, his whole thing
is he's like, I mean, I'm kind of famous, like, and
then he's feeding people like what movies he's been in, He's like, and
so he's trying to get out of jury duty. And then his whole thing
is he's like reading scripts he's just being an asshole and like so full of
himself. And at one point he's laying on a couch reading a movie that
he thinks he's going to get the part in, and then he goes oh,
and he goes scared. He screams. Everybody turns around looks at him.
He's like, jump scared. Oh my god. It was great.
I loved it. And the whole time, aren't you just like, how
are these people keeping a straight face? I think, yes, I know.
And he this guy that they found was perfect because he was so he
was so earnest and he wanted to do the right thing at every turn.
Yes, it could have been anybody. Somebody could have gone like, fuck
this shit, I'm leaving, or you know, could have been an asshole
or whatever. This guy was so perfect that they found, I mean perfect
guy. And they did. All those actors did such a great job.
I mean I would have thought they even used their real names. It wasn't
even the real their real names, you know, like the bailiff, she
was great, Nikki the bailiff, I mean, unbelievable. They all did
such a good job. But in the last episode they kind of explain a
lot of the behind the scenes stuff, and it was at first John was
like, I don't know about this last this episode, and I was like,
oh my god, this is the best I go because didn't you have
so many questions going on in your head through all the first episodes, Like
now they're explaining everything. I was like, I love that. I don't
want to have to google everything. And made interviews like I want a whole
thing about what happened. Yes, yes, happened. Yeah, and they
called him the hero like they were calling him the Yeah it was it's it
was really good. I hope they do a season two, but I don't
know. Like my kids heard about it, so I was. I spent
the day because in Italia's home with COVID, so I she was like,
let's watch something. So we watched. We watched like the first episode.
Of course, she like she liked it and then she got sidetracked, but
she's gonna finish watching it. But um um, yeah, I loved it.
I thought it was really funny. I thought it was great. I
think everybody did such a good job and James Mars and yeah, I thought
it was great. I thought it was great. I um Over the weekend
watched the Manudo Menendez documentary. You heard about it Menudo? Yes? What
does Menudo have to do with Menendez? Well, so that's a good question,
sweating. Um, so there's a documentary. So there's a guy from
Menudo. Who have you heard about this? Klin No, I've seen it
around in the news recently. Okay, Like I don't know the story of
the Menudo, but I guess it must have just dropped recently because all of
a sudden, I'm hearing about the Menendez brothers again. It's like, I
don't know, it's like once a year, I feel like the Menendez come
into the news cycle. Right, So there's a documentary. Uh, this
guy that was in Menudo, was he's coming clean that he was he was
molested and raped by the guy that was running Menudo, the mastermind behind it.
And along the way he meets Jose Menendez. And because Jose Menendez was
a that was the dad, yes, yes, yes, yea. And
he was at the time an executive at one of OURCA records or whatever.
And they went to his house when Eric and Lyle were younger, when they
lived out in Princeton, New Jersey, went to his house. Was allegedly
drugged and raped by Jose Menendez. The dog. Yes, so that's come
to light. And so now that is now supporting the case of the fact
that these kids were, you know, molested and tortured by their father.
And then but did both the kids say that they were molested by their father?
I thought only one of them, Now both of them, both of
them. So I watched this whole thing. I watched, I watched the
documentary, and then I watched the lawn order. There was one where Edie
Falcon played Leslie Abramson, the lawyer for the Menendez They're both trials. By
the way, they had two trials, so they had the first year tread
separately, right, No, they were tried together. They had one trial.
They were a hung jury, and that was the big trial that had
all the molestation, you know, all of that was in there. Right
then it was a hung jury. So then apparently there was another large case
in Los Angeles, O. J. Simpson trial, and because who yes,
and because that was a shit show to the DA in LA, they
retried the Menendez and they kept out very minimal the fact that they were abused,
sexually abused. And so that's the trial that sent them to jail.
Okay, so they did, so there was two trials. So anyway,
this documentary shows this guy that he was now it's showing that that he was
molested by Jose Menendez. And apparently there's a letter that just came that just
came to light that Eric Menendez wrote to his cousin like two weeks before the
murder about him being molested. So what yes, So so then I watched
this Edie Falco playing, I watched this. I watched all this shit over
the weekend. And these boys were molested from age six. Lyle was molested
from age six until like eleven or twelve, then he gave up. He
then he moved towards Eric, and there was so much secrecy in the family.
The boys didn't really know that the other one was getting molested. And
apparently, like weeks before the murder, the mom who not only turn not
only turn a night, she knew about it. And they found out like
weeks before the murder that she didn't know about it and she didn't give a
fuck, and she blamed Lyle and she was like she hat she was like
an asshole to these boys, like she was like fuck off. Oh no,
wonder they killed her two Yes, and she apparently allegedly molested them as
well. And at the end of the one of the trials, her sister
or somebody and her family went up to Leslie Abraham and said, um My,
just so you know, my sister was It makes sense because she was
molested at a young age too, and that's probably why she she was like
molesting Lyle. Oh my god, I didn't know any of this. I
need to watch this documentary stats. Yes, yeah, what's it called?
And guests, uh Menendez Manudo Manudo Menendez like that title, but okay,
yeah, Manudo Menendez. But guess who so in the case is being reopened?
Oh it is, yes, because of all because this is now,
you know, supporting their claim, right. Guess who's representing the Menendez brothers?
Uh? Mark Garrigos. I said it before you, and then you
started nodding along like we are so simpatico. Yes, wow, I now,
m that's because interesting did I still I'm sorry, but Scott Peterson is
a thousand percent guilty. I just listened to another true crime thing bringing that
case back up, and I was like, yeah, there is zero question,
but if he wants to bring up some facts about Lyle and Eric.
I'm all ears, yes, yeah, so I like when you interviewed him
about that too. It was a few years ago, but I remember you
grilling him about it. And I don't know anything about the Scott Peterson trial,
but I'm listening to Mark going, no, this guy kind of sounds
innocent. Yeah, I think that maybe they got it wrong. Oh he's
saying he's still to this day is saying that, Yeah, that's because he
represented the guy. He can't say like, yeah, I mean, he's
obviously guilty, but like a chance, right, No, he has to
say, like you, nope, he's in there's no way. And some
of the evidence that they brought up to like cast doubt was so fucking ridiculous
that I don't even want to go into it. But it's like it was
a robbery, yes, in the neighborhood. And also that like one of
the people on the jury, uh was like, hadn't maybe an affair with
somebody else. It's like none of that has anything to do with their ability
to just look at the Backsight case, right. But the Menendez brothers there,
these boys I believe were afraid of their lives. I think that they
really thought that their their dad kept it was a huge secret in the family.
In fact, in the first trial, their cousin testified and said,
when we were like ten years old and I they slept over at our house.
You know, lyle wanted to sleep in my bedroom because we had a
door, the door locked in my room and he wanted to sleep in my
room because daddy's touching me, you know. So there was evidence that there
was definitely And if you watch the Manudo documentary, they interviewed Kitty's the mom's
sister and she supports these boys. And the thing about that is they're not
trying to say like, no, they didn't do it, somebody snuck in
there and did it. It's like we all we know they did it.
I mean, they wrote a script about it. There was that whole thing.
There's a lot of facts that showed they did it. Oh yeah,
they But at first they were like, no, we didn't do it,
right, Nope, right, somebody snuck in right. But now, okay,
if there's mitigating circumstances, yes they were. They were afraid of their
lives. In fact, there was a phishing trip a week or two before
the murders, and they they were scared to go on that phishing trip.
They thought their dad was going to kill them. They were their mom.
They thought that they were going to get because they were totally you know,
being silenced and by both parents, and they were scared, and Lyle was
like protecting Eric when he found out that Eric was being molested too. I
mean, they just they they yeah, they planned it. They definitely was
premedaged. There was some weird stuff though, with how they were spending the
moneys. But they're fucking twenty one and eighteen and they're rich. It's a
what like I don't even care about that. So yeah, they're they're these
kids that were traumatized. Yeah they went out and sped money. Was that
stupid? Dumb? Yeah, of course, but you know what they were
they were raped by their fucking parents. Like, you know, I don't
thirty three years in prison if they oh, yeah, that's it's time.
It's time. Well at them out, like what I mean, they're not,
I don't. Yeah, I hear you, I hear you. Yeah.
It was interesting, really interesting. Before we move on to another topic,
let's talk about zoc doc. Oh okay, and let me tell you
something. I really like zok Doc. We've we've had zok doc on for
a while, but I really used it. I really really used it and
found a new doctor through it. Because I saying before the show started that
ye, because when I was getting frustrated with you know, because at first
I was like, well, I don't really need a new internet. But
then I was like, you know what, I'm so tired of doctor no
answer the phone, and I was like I need somebody else. I'm going
to try zoc doc. Yeah you know. Yeah, So I um,
you know, I already had the what do you call it? At the
app? So I went into the app and I put in internists. I
was a free appy, Yeah, totally free. I put in what I
was looking for, like close to my house, and that brought up all
these different end I did it by the rating, so I looked at like,
I want the highest rated internist, and I literally found one right away
that had like all five star reviews, mostly five star reviews, you know,
and was a female, and uh, all these people were like raving
about her. And then I just I made an appointment through the app.
Nice. I just it was like next, I didn't want somebody who had
availability like that day. That was the thing I'd already I already knew that
our doctor was calling me back, and I already was going to do the
telehealth I didn't want. I didn't want to go to I wanted a new
internist, right. I didn't want a random doctor just for the day,
right. I wanted somebody to have my physicals with. So yeah, So
now I have an equipment and they take your insurance, they take my insurance.
It went it immediately went through my insurance. Perfect. So zoc doc
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Zac dot dot com slash fcol. So I had a m one of our
favorite type of little stories where a customer service thing. So John and I
went to living Space. So we've been wanting a new dining room table.
So John's sister, her name is Wendy Love Wendy Wendy came for a visit.
She's with us right now and she's staying with you guys, staying with
us right now. And you know, you know, we don't love house
guests, but sometimes it gives you like kind of the kick in the ass
to like clean clean up. So John was feeling very nervous, hot m
like, he was just like, it's my sister, my older sister,
and like, you know, you start looking around at your house and you're
like, geez, when did things get this run down? Yeah, you
know, because we try to buy new stuff, but then like people sheds
on it, you know what I mean, Like our couch looks nice when
we clean it, but like in between, you know. Also, we
have this rug in the living room. Remember when you and I went through
our rug trauma, and like it's like, oh, order one online and
it's not quite imagined how you imagined it looking and smaller. The colors don't
quiet. Okay, there's a lot of that going on. We have a
lot of mismatched color walls. So our new addition is perfect. Right our
back office, which was our first edition is really nice. We redid it
and we painted it and it looks really nice. But now our living room
is looking really kind of old because some of it is the original paint that
we did when we moved in. And then one wall, remember the pop
wall, It is like a dark like a maroon color. And then I
didn't have the heart to be like this really sucks. So now there's like
three different colors. There's like a beige, there's green on some walls,
there's a maroon, and like you look around and you go, this is
not working hands, this is not guestworthy, right, Okay, So so
she was coming into town and we were like how long is she here?
And just for fun, she's came in. She's gonna go to San Francisco
to visit her son, my nephew Ben, So she stopped here first and
then she's flying there on Wednesday. Flight leaves Wednesday afternoon. Then she's gonna
go stay with him for a few days and then go home. So it's
really nice like for her to come stay with us for a little bit.
Now, when somebody comes to stay with you and you don't have a guest
room, right, you're like, well, we have this. We have
this little couch that folds down into like a futon. It's like a new
age. It's not the old futons, but it's still called a futon,
but it looks like a couch. In the back of the couch folds down
and it's like a bed. And we were like, oh, well,
that could be for guests. But then you think about it and you're like,
what person who's like sixty wants to be sleeping in an open Like,
hey, don't worry, you don't have a door on your room. You're
just going to sleep. Yeah. So then I was like, you know,
she should sleep in Sadie's room because Sadie's room is really clean and nice.
And I was like, put some new sheets on the bed, you
know, perfect, Yeah, and Sadie can sleep on the flut on right.
And Sadie was so game. She was like, no problem, I
don't mind cleaned her room, spent hours cleaning her room. But in this
room, which was we were in the process of changing around. We needed
a rug, okay, but we didn't have time to be like doing it
my way, where I spend you know, eight weeks thinking about it.
First, John's like we really need a rug. The floors are fucked up.
We were going to redo the floors and then we were like, oh
my god, there's going to be dust everywhere because they're hardwood floors, and
who wants to do that? So then we were like, what we need
is just like a nice big rug. Yeah, right, So we go
to Living Spaces and we find a rug and I'm sick during this, right,
like, I'm first we have to first. We go to home Goods
and we're like, we find one. We kind of like, I'm like,
let's go to living space, living spaces. You get it. I
get it. You can't say that, you can't not without singing it.
Yeah, yeah, living spaces. So anyway, we go to Living Spaces,
we find a rug, we find a chair, a really nice chair
that we love, and we find a dining room table. What I would
We were like, hello, wow, yeah, we go to ring it
up. But is anything ever without problem? Now? I know, remember
when you bought a washer and dryer? Yes, And it was like an
eight week ott to say for you to get that. They couldn't back up
the driveway, they couldn't bring always something right, something Okay, So they
look at our order, well, the dining room table which is on the
floor, which we found and we're like, this is the one. They're
like, oh, yeah, that we don't have that one discontinued, like
discontinued by what about the floor model? Yeah, we didn't really want the
floor model. There's already like little scratches in it and stuff. But we're
like, well, why is it out on the floor and he's like,
well, because they're gonna recontinue it. It's like they just don't they're out
of stock, but it's going they're going to get it. It's not I
shouldn't have said discontinued, but it's not they don't have any stock. Yeah,
they're not gonna They don't know when they're gonna get it. It's like
it could be like a month. So you want to get all this before
the before. You wanted to get it all before his sister came, because
you know, you take a look around your house and you go, how's
the time to somebody's coming to stay with us for well, so we're like,
okay, we'll put a tablecloth on our dining room table and we'll wait
a month for that, but we'll get the chair and we got the rug.
So we go and pay for it, and then uh, we're like
we want it, we want it delivered free delivery because we're spending a certain
amount of money. Okay, great. So the next day I get a
notification you know we're gonna supposed to get the rug and chair. The next
day get a notification your orders on the way. But I also get a
notification that says your orders ready for pickup. And I'm like, well,
what do you mean my orders ready for pickup? And then I think,
well, that must be a mistake because they know it's getting delivered and I
already got a form saying get ready for your delivery. Okay. So the
delivery comes and it's just the chair, and I'm like, well, what
happened to the rug? Weppin? So I call Living Spaces. I'm like,
hey, Living Spaces, like you guys just left. We ordered a
chair, we got the chair, no rug, what gives? And then
the guy goes, oh, this is not This doesn't say you have a
rug for delivery. Now, you know you're talking to somewhere like overseas.
They don't give a fuck. It's a call center, you know, they're
not in the store. They don't go like I remember, yeah, yeah,
we sold you wanted the dining room table. We didn't have it.
Sorry about that, No, it's just somebody. He's like, well,
I don't see that. There's a rug on here. I go go to
my Do you have my receipt because here's the order? Oh? He looks
it up. He goes, oh, yeah, that was down for a
pickup. So I was like, okay, well can you change it to
a delivery because it was supposed to be delivered and if you look on the
receipt, which you can see, it says both next to both of them,
it says delivery. And he's like, oh, yeah, so it
does. I'm like, so it does. So he goes, okay,
I'll arrange for it to be delivered. We can. But the soonest we
can have it delivered is let's say Friday. Okay. So John's sister was
supposed to be coming in Monday. She ended up coming yesterday because John messed
up the dates because he's a guy. So I'm like, okay, well
if we can, yeah, we need it by friday though by Friday,
yeah, no problem, you're gonna have it by Friday. I'm like okay.
So Friday comes, I don't hear anything. I don't get any notification
that the rugs get that get ready for your delivery. Nothing. So I
oh. Then, so I'm about to call the store. I get a
notification that's from somebody named Don that says, hey, um, bad news.
Unfortunately your rug that was supposed to be delivered. There's a delay from
the distribution center. It could be seven days, it could be fourteen days.
We don't really know. Sorry about that boy. And I was like,
fuck it. What So I call and I'm like, haydn, well,
actually I call and the person who answered the phone was like, oh
yeah, I was the one who just sent you that thing. And I
go okay, because this is a different department. This isn't the call center,
this is like Arthuradge. So she tells me, okay, this whole
thing, I'm talking abound the phone. I'm like, listen, we just
need to get this rug. Like, I'll just come pick it up if
that's the thing. If it's a She's like no, no, no,
So what happened is what happened was it got on the delivery truck. It's
at the distribution center. I just need to time it like it's that was
my mistake, my bad. It's not going to take two weeks. It's
actually like three days. Like I can actually have this delivered to you on
Saturday. And I go, okay, we can wait till Saturday. At
this point, I think mondays that. I was like, even Sunday will
be fine. We just need the rug, no problem, We're gonna get
it for you. Here's all I want you to do. I want you
to just call me, call tomorrow and just make sure that it's that the
rug is at on the truck right like that, so they'll and they'll schedule
the delivery for you that day and I go, okay, great. So
Friday happens and I'm still not feeling great. That's the day that I really
wasn't feeling well, and I forgot to call and just see if they had
it right. So Saturday morning, I'm like, oh shoot. So Saturday
morning, I call I get this some guy. He's like, yeah,
oh no, this this woman and she's like, yeah, I don't really
know anything about that. And I was like about, what what do you
what do you mean you don't know anything about it? Can you see that
we ordered a rug. Yeah, I see here that you ordered a rug,
but uh, it's it's And then she gives me this, Lynnette,
when I tell you how much bullshit was in this like it? Well,
the distribution center went to go, so the store ordered and I was like,
this is not making sense to me. I was like, Dawn told
me that I can have this rug today. All I had to do was
call yesterday and make sure it's on the truck. She goes, yeah,
but unfortunately the thing is that they don't do that. The distribution center has
to and it's like so much bullshit that I'm like, I gotta tell you
that I have no idea what you're telling me. I go, what are
you telling me? Where is the rug? And she's like, okay,
so I totally understand your frustration, Like I would be frustrated too, but
what I'm gonna try to explain to maybe not this is her. She's being
so caught. She was maybe I'm not explaining it right, and I go,
yeah, I don't think you are, because I'm not getting it at
all. Right. So she's like, okay, let me try to explain
this again. And then it's so much more bullshit, and I finally go
like, I don't remember her name, let's say it was Tiffany. I
was like, Tiffany, I go. You and I both know that you
are making no sense. I go, and I'm not getting any closer to
figuring out when I can get this rug. So she goes, okay,
full transparency, and I go, yes, please, please be transparent.
She goes the rug still at the store. Can go, oh my god,
bless you, bless you my child. I go, can we just
come pick it up? Then she goes, yes, you can. That
would probably be the best thing, and I go, okay, I go,
we never cared that much about a deliver It's a rug. We'll put
it in the car, right, I go. If somebody had told us
that three days ago, we could have just gone to the store at a
rug. But you're all bullshitting me. You wanted the first place, right,
was the rug more than anything? Yea? And she goes, I
know, we kind of we kind of had to. I kind of like,
that's kind of what we're supposed to do. But I'm just I'm trying
to be honest with you because I can see that's frustrating. And I knew
that this would be the quickest way for you to get the rug. I
go, okay, great, can we come get it tomorrow? Because now
it's like, I don't know what day it was at this point, Saturday,
I go, can we come? And she's like, yeah, so
the next day, so then Monday morning. I guess whatever reason maybe that
was, Now it's Sunday anyway, John went, No, she came on
Sunday. Sunday morning, John went got the rug, brought it home.
But it was such an hodesty, I know, odyssey, and I was
like, should it be that hard to get a rug? Now? But
how does it look? Does it look so good? Why? Because we
saw it in the store and we were like, this would look really good
in the room. And then did she comment on how beautiful your rug is?
She couldn't see it. She had no idea. Oh oh his sister
John's sister. Yes, she was like yeah, yeah, okay, good,
Yeah, listen, I cleaned so much because this is what happens.
You start looking around your house and you see problems where you never really solve
problems. But right you're like, have we has the cabinet where we open
it to get the dishes? Always looked so dirty, Like, has anyone
ever cleaned that? Because you know, we don't have a cleaning We don't
have a cleaning person, is us. Yeah, And I was like,
I wonder if anyone's ever cleaned that before. So now and John that his
sister and wants to like not our house not to look shitty R. So
I'm like, I'm on the floor, I'm cleaning the kitchen floor, I'm
doing all this stuff. And then I'm cleaning the cabinets. And then John's
like, our dishwear is like our glasses. Now I've told you about our
mismatched everything. I'm like, that's a bridge too far, right, But
the glasses, He's so right. There's like it's like we had opted a
bunch of different glasses from different countries and just they're all living. And we
have coffee cups that are like Adam brings them home to the house from the
studio. So there's like kfi, you know, the coffee cup from like
you know, and then the sword and scales you know, monsters are real
because I threw all those out, yeah I know. And then like Chris
Maxipata's faces on a coffee mug in my kitchen, like Dawson's faces in my
kitchen? Where's all these coffee mugs? Like I bought really nice pretty a
long time ago, way gone gone, gone, gone, baby gone,
and we got all these mixed matched shit at our house. Yeah. Well,
our mug game is totally like that. We have the what you know,
we're always buying each other funny mugs. So John's got the world's smallest
cock mug, and you know, we've got like a good Morning Bitches mug,
and we have the you know, the twa twat waffle up from Becky
Barris. Well, okay, but the glasses are really like one of them
is like, we'll buy it. He'll buy a random set of four,
but then to break yes, so then you got two of this kind,
two of that kind, like a couple. And also they get like dingy
or you know the ones that you buy at like a place and they're kind
of cheap, and their color and then the color starts like peeling off a
tiny bit inside, so it's like and you're like, is this even healthy?
Like you're like ingesting chemicals that's peeling off your glass, right, because
at one point it looked really pretty when you bought it However, at the
you know, right ross right, yeah, yeah. So so Sunday morning,
John's like, we need more glasses. I'm like, not only do
we need glasses, the cabinet needs to be cleaned. And also it's gross
in the cabinet. So now I'm like relining, like I have random shelf
liner right, and I'm just like, no, you're not gonna stop me
now, bitch. I'm like peeling off the old shelf liner. I'm sizing
it up. I'm putting the liner in there. I fix our like silverware
drawer because that gets kind of like dingy. I'm cleaning the cabinets, and
then I go to home Goods and I buy a thing of glasses that are
just like normal people glasses, like one set. It's like the pint glasses
plus the like kind of the regular glasses, plus some juice glasses. I'm
like, oh my god, we're gonna be like normal people, right.
And Elbie was so excited, because you know, she always says, I'm
a basic bitch. I bring home the glasses. She goes, mom,
oh my god, those glasses they're so basic. I was like, I
know, she goes, I love them. We have like basic glasses.
We're not like ye right right. I was like, that's what happens.
Yeah, you gotta like do shit out when you have like people coming to
visit. Yeah. Yeah, it's a good it's it's like visitors parties,
poker tournament when I had poker. Yeah, we clean. It's a good
time. But having a family members even more because they're gonna be like up
in your ship, right, They're gonna be using your bathroom and using your
you know, sleeping in some one's room, right right right yeah right yeah?
Well good. Uh sounds like a productive week. Yeah. Speaking of
Becky Beris, Yeah, if you want some Becky bearris, like some funny
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go to just basic Becky dot com, or go to find her on
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does good stuff, beautiful things. Yes, it's really good show. I
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