Okay, here we go, here we go, Come on, come on,
come on, where's Eddie match? Good morning? This is Ed McMahon
and now ladies and gentlemen, her yes, sir, wakey, wakey,
hands off, snaky Rob Ryan show check it in. Free beer Friday,
Beer every hour straight up at six, seven, eight nine. You know
that eight time Hall of Famer Kenny the cash Man. This is what happens
when Chili sleeps in. Kenny slips into the game. Kenny then going for
win number two today, fresh out of mad head to head. I'm the
one that got him in the game yesterday he was called her ten imagine.
Dragon's tickets go on sale today ten am. We'll give you tickets on the
fun Fact Flashback corn tickets on sale now. They're playing October twenty out of
the Woodlands. I'll get your tickets at seven twenty sold out. Hosey our
tickets coming your way at eight twenty Alternative income, nine ten, nine o'clock
hour of course is your hour. It is open phones Friday. And then
you knew Chiley was gonna do it. He's gonna leave you waiting till the
last thing on the show to get into the rolling stones Man, the first
show of their entire tour. Their world tour is starting here in Houston on
Sunday night at RG Stadium. Tickets are available at AXS dot com just win
them from us. On no the show ten percent chance of rain, cloudy,
high of eighty six Today. We'll get into the rest of the weekend
looks. I think that's a rain coming on Sunday. Good morning, Tessa.
What are Houston's headlines? Hey, good morning Ride and good morning Homeroom.
So we're going to continue to talk about the protests that have broken out
across the colleges all over the country, specifically UT Austin a big story there.
Criminal charges were dropped against most of the protesters that were arrested at the
demonstration on campus. Police had arrested fifty seven protesters for criminal tast fast charges
on Wednesday. Governor Greg Abbott says pro Palestinian protesters in Austin are anti Semitic
and belong in jail, So there's some back and forth there here in town.
The Harrison County Sheriff's office says the driver who hit and killed a deputy
on Tuesday morning was talking on his cell phone while driving Deputy John Coduo,
as we know, was working the scene of an accident on the Grand Parkway.
He was hit by a pickup truck. He had to be airlifted to
Memorial Herman Medical Center, where he later died. The pickup driver may face
charges. They're investigating the case on that now switching gears. It is National
Pretzel Day. That has been a thing since Pennsylvania declared it a holiday in
two thousand and three. But pretzels themselves they date back to the seventh century.
So lots of pretzel places have deals as always, including the two Big
Ones. Auntie Ann's is giving out free pretzels, but you have to be
a Rewards member in order through their app. Wetzel's Pretzels has free pretzels starting
at three pm. You just walk in and get one. They're celebrating their
thirtieth anniversary and prefer calling it National Wetzel Day. And yeah, there's a
lot of deals we have on a blog page. Jennifer Anderson is producing a
remake of the Dolly parton Classic nine to five. There's no word if she
will star in it, since it's still in its early ages excuse to be
stages of production. Diablo Cody, who did Juno, is writing the script.
So there was a TV series about nine to five that ran in the
eighties eighty two to eighty eight, and Rita Moreno was in this. Dolly's
younger sister Rachel Dennison in this. But do you guys remember the movie?
It's really old. I remember scenes of it, and I know the concept
in the you know the synopsis of it. Yeah, it's funny. It's
a really really good movie. But boy, it'd be hard to recreate that
chemistry of those three women. Yeah. Being a creep and a weirdo has
paid off for Radiohead. The band's classic nineteen ninety two anthem Creep has officially
surpassed one billion views on YouTube. This marks the UK rock band's first video
to reach this milestone on the platform. Those are Houston headlines, we go
what you got dude? Well? The first round of the NFL Draft was
last night. In the Chicago Bears took USC quarterback Kayleb Williams with the first
overall pick. As expected, quarterbacks went one, two, and three.
Overall, six quarterbacks were taken in the first round was ties in NFL record,
I saw the Texans traded up to get Chile. They did trade up
to get chi. He said, you wouldn't wear I saw the eight.
I saw my Instagram this morning, and I'm like, oh my god.
The Texans got in on a first round. That was their first round draft
back from Guatemala. What a season. Yeah, what a season. The
Guatemala Nightmare Island. Didn't think you could top last year's draft. And then
and then Chili taken by the Texans. Round incredible? All right? Instagram
rod Ryan Show. The second and third rounds of the draft are tonight.
Texans have two picks in the second and one in the third. Draft's gonna
resume at six o'clock tonight and you can watch her on ESPN, ABC and
NFL Network. I know it's a lot more fun for Texans fans now because
now your team's picking. It's not fun when you're like, WHOA, that
would have been cool if we could have got that guy. In baseball,
nothing good. Astros still suck. They lost the Cups three to one.
They've lost five straight. They'll have a day off today before they open up
a two game series with the Rockies in Mexico City tomorrow and Sunday in basketball.
The NBA playoffs continued last night. Magic beat the Calves one twenty one
to eighty three, seventy six Ers top the Knicks one twenty five to one
to fourteen, and the Nuggets took care of the Lakers one twelve to one
oh five. That what's going on in sports? Here we go, Here
we go. Free beer Friday. Four hours of pain, huge things happening
each and every hour. I'd love for you to settle in with us for
the first four okay, of the of the workday Tonight. Phone Call is
gonna be the first beer winner of the most interactive show on the radio.
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Good morning, rod Ryan Show, Good morning, Hello. Who's this?
Wor's your games? James, Let's just go home. Let's that's it.
End of the show. A MS, goodbye. We gave away beer.
We're going Jay, is it? James? You call our your color
ten? James? All right, man, it's awesome. That is awesome.
It has to have to be a great week for me. You gotta
gotta go play golf on my birthday and now I'm getting free bare at the
end of the week. That's awesome. When was your birthday, James,
yesterday? Well, happy belated birthday. Boy. It does work out like
you I wonder. I mean, it seems like a lot of people do
win things right around their birthday. The birthday luck is Is it luck?
Or are people more motivated around their birthday to try to win stuff. I'm
telling you it happens more times than not that people right around their birthday time
where they get real lucky to win. It's universal magic rod. So,
James, you said you gulped yesterday. Did you take off of work on
your birthday one of those guys? No, because it was actually my bossroom
that actually invited me to go play with them. Oh that's huge. What
kind of work do you do, James, I'm in the trucking industry,
Rob, I'm a manager for a trucking company. My brother will listen.
Let the birthday weekend roll, dude, all right, you can be a
birthday princess. You can do it all weekend. Oh yeah, definitely.
All right, dude, happy birthday to you man, thanks for listening.
Have a great weekend, all right, straight of a good weekend for our
guy. There. It's a good energy. It's a really really good energy
to start the show off with this morning. All right, hang on,
James busy today, Rolling Stones tickets. Chili's gonna make you wait. You
know, he's drafted in the first round yesterday. He can do whatever he
wants for the tickets. Chili looking good in that new Texan jersey at Rod
Ryan's show Instagram. Give our boy a little love on there. He looks
great in that jersey. His eyes aren't quite open yet. He looks a
little tired. There is really Oh no, no, he even said he
goes get a picture, get a picture. So so he walked in with
his brand new jersey. He's looking great. He's on the ig. But
yeah, he put Rolling Stones tickets on nother show today. Stone's kicking off
their world tour here in Houston on Sunday. So the Hackney Diamonds tour tickets
are still available. I saw Nosebleeds for ninety five. You can get in
there for one hundred bucks. I mean, probably some service fees. I
said it the last time they played. I'm saying it again. This is
the last time, guys. This is the last time you're gonna get a
chance to see the Rolling Stones. That's it. Their next show is going
to be Thursday at Jazz Best cool you to catch from there? And I'm
going to that. Yeah, So I'm gonna see It's weird seeing the Stones
twice in one week. What else? Alternative income Today, we'll kick that
off at nine to ten, sold out Hosier tickets at a twenty corn at
seven twenty Kenny the cash Man slipped through and he's now our one day champion.
In the fresh out of bed head to head he'll be playing. I
mentioned the Imagine Dragon's tickets going on sale today and pole question today. I'm
assuming that you voted, not yet, but I want to know one person
voted for your dumb category. So I'm assuming that's you, yes, or
whoever it is that's driving your car. K Karma, Karma cr road trip
rules, road trip rolls on the X. Who's in charge of the radio
when two people are in the car? Driver passenger, princess passenger, if
they own the car? She made me put that in there, and one
person has already voted for that. So that's why I asked you it's you
or whoever's driving your car. I haven't voted yet. I didn't even know
what the pull was, but I'm very excited to have at least one person
who gets it. Oh, they took the vote away. There was a
vote for it, and now it's gone. See, you just messed up
with me today. That category is there though. All Right, I gotta
take a break. When we come back in a rec check for you,
we'll find out which trending that we'll get set up for this Fresh out of
bed bus Rock and all Tearing Ryan Morning Show six ninety four or five The
Buzz. Alex dropped a new podcast yesterday. It was on Links and Guests.
Huh, what were you doing last night? Last night? I was
doing a draft stream. I do that Giants podcast News Giants Rash, and
we did a live draft show. Okay, so we were just watching and
watching and reacting. So then, all right, you late night, I
would bet you said you got up? Are you're telling you that you were?
Like I woke up at eleven thirty. It felt like I was ready
to go. Yeah, I went to bed. Then he went to bed
at eleven thirty. One of these days you'll get it to uh cloudy today,
ten percent chance of rain eighty six will be the high. All right,
here's the weekend. Ten percent chance of rain, partly cloudy, windy
Tomorrow eighty two, fifty percent chance of scattering thunderstorms. High of eighty two
to one Sunday. What's trending over there? A lot of people talking about
the draft, Alex, I didn't watch it. Are there any takeaways?
Probably the Giants won the drafts. You got Molise papers, he's the best
player in the draft. He's gonna be really good. The Cowboys sucked,
Eagles sucks. It was so crazy, is it? I am sorry?
I asked, Okay, thank you surely went the first lays. The Giants
won the draft. That's all. You gotta tell you. A bit works
today, Okay. Our Fanny Freday is our our number one flog pageur listener,
Dylan. He says he's a four hour a four hour long listener for
the past thirteen years. Dylan, we appreciate you. That's our number one
blog page right now, and then let's see what else is trending right now
I mean Rebel Wilson. Rebel Wilson's memoir is out and the portion of the
book that includes Beef Sasha Baron Cohen is being redacted by HarperCollins for the UK
version, so his rep said that the book chapter wasn't fact checked before publication.
It'll be the same for the US version. But Rebel Rising getting a
lot of a lot of a lot of gossip going on about that. This's
it's trending. On eighty four five of the Buzz, Good Morning everybody.
This is eight time Hall of Famer Kenny Nakash. Now just Matt broke Cinderella's
Slipper and I just broke Just Matt join me on Free Beer Friday. And
when I make it win number two wich is That was all him. But
he's he is what he says he is eight times in that Hall of Fame.
It's one of the best players out there and bitch is more more than
anybody. Please please check those questions. It's Kenny, I said, come
on vacation. Can everything be easy? Today is printed seven one, three
two. If you want to take him on, It's Free Beer Friday.
Ron Ryan Show. On ninety four five the buzz mistaves freeze into craze.
All right, here we go, ninety four five The buzz Roach Kill the
Noise, Rod Ryan Show, cloudy ten percent chance of rain for your free
beer. Friday high of eighty six. Low chances of rain Tomorrow. Win's
gonna pick up a little bit, cooling off eighty two. Fifty chance of
scattered thunderstorms on Sunday, Hive eighty two. We're gonna have to go through
some baby Reindeer reviews today on the show. A bunch of our listeners binged
it yesterday. Okay they did. Oh boy, that was something that I
had talked about on the air yesterday that I started watching this wild show on
Netflix, and I mean wild. Got some fun reviews to share with everybody.
We'll do that after seven o'clock today. All right, now, we're
gonna play a game Kenny to cash Man and just bring him now each time
for the fresh out of bed head to head challenge. Listeners to your corners.
Kenny, good morning, guys. I saw a bunch of all stars
floating around. If I glance over at the phones, I can kind of
sometimes I'll see the call caller. ID I saw Big d in there a
couple of times he was trying to get through. He's a former year long.
He's a former year long champion. Kenny. You've been in the Hall
of Fame eight times, that's correct, and still complain. I don't complain
anymore. Really. Actually, the last time I complained was against Big D
in the tournament when it was very, very close. He had a slow
it way down. If you listen to it, listen, but it's all
good. You had to slow it down. We heard it. The last
time you complained was the last time you lost. Okay, so you won
yesterday. Of course you didn't complain. You're going for two today. Correct.
You're taking on JJ. Good morning, Good morning, Hey JJ.
You fresh fish, fresh fish, baby, let's get it. Yeah.
Never have ever played before. You've heard the game. You know how it
goes. I've been calling off and on for at least a year, so
yes, sir, I'm ready. Wow. Nice piece of fish. This
is a nice piece of fish, all right. JJ. You just got
to shout out your name when you think you know the answer. It's simple,
it's simple little questions. You can say your name at any point,
but please don't shout out any answers. Okay, yes, sir, all
right, so you're gonna yell out JJ, yes sir, Kenny, JJ
Kenny, JJ JJ Kenny. Okay, what are they playing for? I
have a breaking Benjamin Stain tickets Daughtry almost built too. All right, JJ.
It moves much quicker than what you've been listening to. Okay on your
car radio. There, I'm ready. All right, you sound ready,
Kenny. I know you're ready, Yes, sir, all right, here
we go. This is question number one. You would shout out your name
as soon as you think you know the answer. What letter in the new
Texans uniforms is going JJ? Kenny T What did he say? T?
He said T? No, it's an incorrect answer. What letter in the
new Texans uniforms is going on the helmet? JJ? That would be an
H. That would be a letter H. And that's that's the story.
That's the jersey that's got in the helmet. That's I think the most polarizing
everyone peoples opinions. Yeah, it seems like everyone else is pretty cool with
the other ones. But that H. Even Chili's a little sauce on that
one. Hey. By the way, JJ, welcome to the game.
Thanks. Uh, let's go your your your one question away from maybe becoming
the new upset of the year. Okay, if you win, shout out,
shout out your name when you think you know the answer. What kind
of animal is Peppa? Kenny the cash Man, Oh boy, I don't
even know what Pepa is. I'll go with H three squirrel two one.
This could be the new I can't believe I'm gonna say it. This could
be the new upset of the year. What kind of animal is Peppa?
In the Kids Show? With a Uk accent JJ, thanks to my son
Trey, I know that Peppa is a pig. You're kiddy me? Wow?
Oh oh god, Jenny. Kenny is typing an email to me right
now. I know no, I mean, I'm I'm a little out of
the room when the kid shows for decades, oh man, upset of the
year saying yeah, I beat myself, he didn't beat me. I appreciate
the confidence there, bro Mary, very consistent, Kenny. All right,
Kenny, we got to sink goodbye to you. Hey JJ, Yes,
sir, Well, the funny thing is maybe not so funny to you.
We're gonna be off next week. But what I'm doing is. I'm inviting
you to come back, think about what you've done, and come back and
do that again on May sixth, if you had a good time, would
you like to do that again? I cannot wait. Let's do it.
Brother. Wow, you're gonna have to wait a little bit, but or
we're gonna do it anyone breaking Benjamin's stained tickets first time ever playing the game.
Those tickets are yours. JJ, You're locked into that. Can't wait.
It'll be a Bria fresh Fish, take it out of a time Hall
of Famer. So glad I woke up and came in to work for that.
Twenty years of Mayhem in the morning with The rod Ryan Show only ninety
four or five the Buzz or five the Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan's
Show ever clear. Going out on tour this summer as they do every year,
I did not see them. I saw one Texas date, I forgot
where it was, but I didn't see anything here in town. So I
don't know if they're going to add things or if that's locked in, but
yeah, they normally do not bypass us. I forgot the other bands,
but they you know, they was going to take out some bands that you
know had hits around the time that they had hits, and they do it
every summer man and they were quite successful at it. Did you see them
out in Katie? Was that ever clear? That played it? I did,
Yeah, yeah, and then I saw them. I guess the last
time I saw him was down at Marty Greg Galveston. They're still really good
live. Yeah, he can still really sing well because he's saying in a
comfortable register. Yeah. He never did anything that was going to not allow
him to do that as he aged. Yeah, you know, he's never
a screamer or anything like that. And the thing about their songs why they're
so good live is everybody sings along with them fine little time. You can't
say that about every band, but they just have relatable lyrics and people.
It's just a sing It's a singfest. When they played I wish they were
coming. Ten percent chance of rain cloudy high of eighty six today A fresh
out of bed head to head challenge. Here's your current champion. Let's see
what this guy has to say. Good morning, everybody. This is JJ
and we may just have a new Cinderella story on our hands. Yeah,
because this fresh fish just took out eight God because this fresh because this fresh
fish just took out eight time Hall of Famer Kimmy fast Man upset of the
year. Maybe find out if I'm for real when these guys get back to
the vacation, join me on that Monday when I make it win number two.
What you said that was gonna be May sixth. It's April twenty sixth,
Is that right? Ye? May six Okay, nothing from Kenny.
I'm waiting. He said he'd beat himself, so maybe he won't complain.
I think maybe clean questions. Maybe I'll email him. It's the fu'sday.
We make you look smart in front of your buddy. It's the FuG back
to the day. Let's think it. I'm gonna draft an. I'm gonna
say, what the hell did you do today on the air? What's wrong
with you that eight time Hall of Famer would be ashamed of yourself? Hi?
Hell Pepa Pig, Peppa Pig, you knew that one, hell Pepa?
Yeah? He said he's been out of the little kid game for a
while. You've been while you're back in the little kid game with all those
grandkids. Pepa. Nicole sent me this one. She's our friend that does
all the pottery, the pottery wheel Clayankiln dot net. She always sends me
some really good fun facts. This one. The last date that all living
humans were together on Earth was November two, two thousand. That's got everybody
puzzled. Since then, there has always been someone on board the International Space
Station. We are not all together on the same planet since then. There's
just one that's a great little fun facts, Wilt Chamberlain. I think everybody
you should know. It's one of the greatest sports records of all time.
He scored one hundred points in an NBA game in nineteen sixty two. Famously
wasn't televised, but if you've ever seen a picture of him, he's got
the basketball. He got one hundred on it, black and white, the
whole thing. It happened in nineteen sixty two. During that game, he
made twenty eight free throws. That was during the period of the granny style
free throws. That's how I was taught by my uncle Stan to throw free
throws. Wow, between my legs. They did that in the NBA.
Yeah, okay. He made twenty eight of thirty two free throws that day,
eighty seven point five percent, tied for the most free throws ever made
during a single game in NBA history. WHOA, there's a story. It
probably should be a thirty for thirty. There's a real it just it wasn't
televised. It was on the radio only. All right, Next up,
there are only a handful of mammals that are venomous mammals shrews, shrew platypuses,
careful moles, and vampire bats. That's neat, now you know all
that stuff. It's the funk that's of the day. We make you look
smart in front of your bodies. It's the funk that's of the day.
Hell's gonna look so smart in front of his buddies. Then Tesla was venomous
the other day venomous. I am one of the mammals, one of the
few mammals she was under shrews. Yep, I don't even know what he
screw it is, baby true baby reindeer got them all right, what do
you give it away? I have a pair of tickets to see Imagine Dragons
on their loom World tour Witholand Pavilion in September six. All right, your
fun whose favorite food was cottage cheese with ketchup? Oh summer else seven one,
three, two five. Now time for rockout with your stock out but
captain cash. When was the last time you had cottage cheese on a salad
that's been months on a salad, like on top of a bed of lettuce.
Yeah, that's the thing. They have it on the salad bars everywhere.
I haven't had cottage cheese in ten years. Maybe use it. It's
good. What I haven't had cottage cheese since I became a Texas residence.
Really it's been twenty years easily since I've had cottage cheese. It was around
growing up. A lot of people use My mom used to use it as
a replacement for like ricotta and lasagna. She was in cottage cheese. My
mom would put pineapple in it. That was our dessert. Yeah, it's
good for either way, sweet or savory. Hell, I've been a water
yesterday. It was brutal. The Dallas down three hundred and seventy five points
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rod Ryan Show. Good Morning, rod Ryan Show, Good morning. Well
Hello, who's this? This is Jordan. Jordan, Welcome to the show.
Whose favorite food was cottage cheese with ketchup? Richard Nixon? Yeah,
President Tricky Dick, you win? Congratulations. What are you giving them?
I couldn't get over the ketchup. I can't get over the ketchup pairing.
But I'm gonna give you a parent of tickets to see Imagine Dragons on their
Loom World tour. These tickets aren't even on sale until after the show today,
but you got them because you know the backfat. That is amazing.
Thank you. I'm going to say I don't hate the idea of it.
I'm not going to go in and go after it, but I mean,
ketchup, it's pretty adaptable to my but my mom always did the sugar on
it, sugar and cottage cheese. Oh we never did that. Awesome?
All right, Hey, bro, have a great weekend. The Buzz is
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rod Ryan's show coming up on another case of beer, straight up at
seven o'clock, so seven minutes from that seven A couple of things we move
on. I want to do is I want to give you some tickets.
We got tickets to Corn Go Jira, Spirit Box Woodland's Pavilion. Tickets are
on sale now for that October twentieth show. We've sold out Hosyyar tickets at
eight twenty. But after seven, I want to talk a little bit about
our poll question this morning on the exit talks about who's in charge of the
radio in the car answers all over the place, and then a little bit,
just a little bit of Baby Reindeer. Many of you reacted to what
I was talking about yesterday on the show. People been binge watched it all
on one day yesterday. See, they just went for it. And so
I got a bunch of reviews on Baby Reindeer and some people not happy with
me bringing it up on the air Cloudy today. I didn't tell you to
watch it, I said, I said, I left the show. This
is not an endorsement. I said I was out at four episodes. I'm
not watching any more of this nonsense. Oh, I gotta go watch cloudy
today Hi to eighty six, partly cloudy, windy eighty two tomorrow, fifty
percent chances of SCAT with thunderstorms on Sunday. Tessa has Houston's headlines. Yeah,
I sure do. And hundreds of people across the US have been arrested
in the past two weeks for protesting the Gaza war. Anti Israel protests have
sprung up across the country since the NYPD arrested over one hundred demonstrators at Columbia
University. That was on April eighteenth. Fast forward to now yesterday you had
I believe fifty seven protesters were arrested at UT Texas Austin for criminal trespass.
They were also protesting. It was a pro Palestinian demonstration at the university there.
Governor Greg Abbott says those protesters are anti Semitic and belong in jail.
But UT's not the only place that's happening. I mean Colombia. We were
already mentioned Yale, NYU, USC Harvard. I believe USC has canceled its
main graduation ceremony due to increased security needs from the protests. Here in Harris
County, the Sheriff's office as The driver who hit and killed the deputy on
Tuesday morning was talking on his cell phone while while driving. We know that
W. D. John Kodao was working the scene of an accident on the
Grand Parkway when he was hit by a pickup truck. He was airlifted to
Memorial Herman, where he later died. The pickup truck. The pickup driver
may face charges that you have. The Vehicular Crimes Unit of the Sheriff's Office
it's now investigating this case. A couple in Utah is thrilled to be reunited
with their cat, who mysteriously disappeared two weeks ago. It looked all over
for the kiddy, even put up signs in the neighborhood, but it turned
out their cat. The cat's name is Galina. Galina didn't run away.
The couple accidentally shipped her to Amazon dot Com. They were returning some shoes.
Have you seen this? It's like this try before you buy programs.
You can, like, order a bunch of shoes. You can try them
on. If you don't like them, you can send them back. I've
heard of it. I don't get involved, but go ahead, okay,
returns return. Well, this is this is a program. And it wasn't
just they. It was a five pairs of shoes that they were sending back.
And the cat likes to hide in boxes, so they accidentally like taped
it shut and sent it sent it off. The cat didn't say, hey,
dude, I'm in here, don't tape this off and ship me out.
No, the cat didn't say anything like that. Also, the cat
survived with without food, without water for six days. But you have to
keep this in mind. The weather wasn't too hot or too cold. The
box was partially split open at one scene, so that allowed the cat to
get enough air to breathe. These people, you know what, those are
lucky I'm telling you those are lucky breaks. The fact that there was an
air hole for the cat to breathe, and the fact that it wasn't extreme.
If you did that in Texas in the summer, you think that cat
would survive six days without food or water. So there's a movie coming right
at least a lifetime. All right, ready, Apocalypse me out? Yeah,
I like that. Not bad Puss in Box, not bad. Scratch
me if you can, scratch me, if you can. So those are
those are the working title leader for the movie. Really leader, which twenty
you like, scratch me if you can scratch me, if you can.
Yeah, the cat's okay, Yeah, the cat's okay. A person that
works at Amazon found this this cat and cared for it in the meantime,
and then the chip in the cat registered back to these people. You're not
wrong on that out these abusers. According to a new poll, Americans think
the perfect movie length is just ninety two minutes. Only fifteen percent of us
want to be in a movie two hours or longer, and only two percent
want to sit through a two and a half hour movie that I can't stay
awake, you gotta I think that's even too long. The what's too long?
An hour and a half? Ninety two minutes? Come on, let's
keep it like an hour and fifteen. That's not a movie. There's not
enough time. Seventy minutes, come on, five minutes. Learn how to
tell a story. Don't drag it on. You always say that, get
in and get out the phone. Friday, hang on. If you went
to the movie theater and I want to say, and where's our movie?
Guys, they'll help me with this. There was a movie with Colin Farrell
and he was in a phone booth, and the whole thing was just coming
a fun booth. Was it called phone booths? That movie may have been
an hour and twenty minutes. People were complaining that they paid money to go
to the theater and it wasn't long enough. Hour and a half. You
cannot tell way too much Greek story. Hour and a half. You didn't
get out perfect length. Yeah, and then what about the previews. That's
like another twenty thirty minutes. I'm not gonna be in that theater my whole
life. Get to it. You're not showing up early. Okay, you're
walking in late. But if we don't know, so clearly we don't agree
on the perfect or optimal time, like, but we all agree that three
hours for these dumb movies, now that's way ridiculous, right, six hour
movie? We need those more hours the better. Oh my gosh, let's
talk about music. Richie Sanbura didn't like how he was portrayed in that Bond
Jovie docu series. He can steed, he contributed extensive interviews for this series.
It's called Thank You, Thank You, good Night. It's on Hulu.
I believe it's out today. John moo Jovi actually invited Richie to his
house to screen the show, and he was not happy. He felt like
the producers didn't do him any favors. He had watch it. He did
to watch it in front of John. Richie left after the third episode because
he was sick and tired of what he was seeing. He didn't like the
way he was being cast. They're never getting back together. Disagrees with how
they framed his departure from the band, and to him, the currency of
happiness is more important than the currency of money. I didn't think those guys
were even in a place where he would invite him over to his house.
Yeah, so props to John for doing that. But now it's worse.
It's John's probably like, hey, come see how bad they made you look.
I want to see. I love a live reaction. They're never getting
backs, like why are you filming? What are you doing? I agree
what you thought. Thanks for the invite. You're an asshole. Never call
me again. The first round of the NFL Draft was last night. The
Chicago Bears, as expected, took USC quarterback Caleb Williams with the first overall
pick. Quarterbacks went first, second, and third overall, and I believe
was the six of the first twelve where quarterbacks taken, UH the six quarterbacks
taken in the first round, ties and NFL record and the second and third
rounds of the NFL Draft are gonna be tonight. Texans have two picks the
second and one in the third. Drafts can resume at six. You can
watch it on ESPN, ABC and NFL Network. In baseball, not great
Astros lost to the Cubs yesterday three to one. They've now lost five straight.
They're gonna have a day off today before opening up a two game series
with the Rockies in Mexico City. Last night, in the NBA Playoffs,
the Magic beat the Calves one twenty one to eighty three, the seventy six
Ers top the Knicks one to twenty five to one to fourteen, and the
Nuggets took care of the Lakers one twelve to one oh five. Nuggets lead
the Lakers in that series three games to nine. That was going on in
Sports Houston's Rocking Alternatives The Road raxt Morning Show from six to ten AM ninety
four or five Buzz Let's go Bam Friday, three Bam Froday. You got
a free Bam Friday. You got a free Bam Friday, Free Bam Friday,
Right Bam Friday, Were Bare Friday, Free Bare Friday. Good Morning
Rod Ryan's Show, Good morning brother Rod. What's going on? What's up?
Who's this? This is Tanner Tanner Maffitt. It is, indeed,
it is you. You're the guy that took over the radio station one time
I did. That was a fantastic day, that wasn't It was the Tanner
takeover and you made a huge donation. We were fundraising at the time,
and I think you picked Did you pick all the music that whole morning?
How did it work? No? Me and my wife's page split at fifty
to fifty, and I think she got better feedback they did. Yeah,
but it was the Tanner takeover and they took over all the music. Wow,
dude, good to have you back on. You happened to be called
her number ten. We're gonna give you some beer. No way, thank
you, thank you? Yeah. Man, Please tell Page we said hello,
he's listening right now, so he says he, Well, that's awesome
man. Love you guys. I mean it when I say it. Have
an awesome weekn'd good to hear from you. Alrighty y'all too. Thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you. I haven't heard from him
in a while. Is that for backpacks? Maybe? Believe so? And
yeah, he took over the music for the whole show. I forgot he
wrote a big fat check too. Man, that was awesome. Well,
guys, I hope you're off to a great start to your day. I
am because Chili was on time. That's it. That's all it takes with
me. That's all it takes. When all three of my kids are here
on time, that's it. But Chili's looking great. He's got that new
jersey on. He's getting some good feedback on the Instagram at rod Ryan's show
All Socials. And then I'm going to go over to the X in a
minute and take a look at our poll question ten percent chance of rain claudy
high of eighty six, ten percent chance of rain tomorrow, cloudy, windy,
eighty two, fifty percent chances scattered thunderstorms on my day. All right,
Corn tickets this hour, next hour, Hoosier tickets sold out, show
eight twenty Rolling Stones tickets on the show. I don't know how this came
up. I know it came out of Tessa's microphone talking about the radio and
the passenger princess, and yeah, you have it in your brain that when
you are in the passenger seat you should be controlling the sounds coming out of
the radio. No. I think how it started was we were going over
like pet Peeves in the car and to me, I'm like, okay,
when you we in the car and you're the driver, me and you like
anyone okay, So I'm the passenger princess and you're driving. Of course,
before we get anywhere, I don't need you to be like going through trying
to find a station, like trying to find a good song. I need
you to like get us on our way. Okay. So that was the
last deal I had with Travis, who has been driving me around and I'm
like, I'm like, hey, dude, leave the radio alone. Is
he a butler? No, he's like the best plus one. No,
he's my man friend. So anyway, I'm like, he just go,
like, just let's go, I will find you will get your radio programming
talk when we're on a road, before we get on the main part of
the route, just leave it. Is he driving your car all the time,
like when you are in it most comfortable? Yes, in my car.
Okay, so he's driving you. It's your car, So that even
reinforces that you should be in charge of the radio. I mean that that's
an added layer. It's not just you're the passenger, princess, but it's
also your car. Because you almost made me put that in there as as
an option for my question to a unique situation. You're not alone, You're
not alone. People are choosing that option. Yeah. Can I just say
this was sent to me when I just even hinted about doing this as a
topic today on the show. I am not familiar with the television show Supernatural,
but from that at least four people sent this to me. I swear
man, you gotta update your cassette tape collection. What well for one their
cassette tapes and two Black Sabbath Motorhead Metallica. It's the greatest hits of Mullet
Rock House Rules, Sammy Driver, Picks and Music shotgun Shots is K cool?
Now, I've never watched that show, but that's how I've lived my
life. That's how I have lived my life with all those cassettes too.
The question this morning road trip rules, who's in charge of the radio when
two people are in the car, seventy six percent of our audience says the
driver, sixteen percent of our audience says the passenger prints us eight percent,
which is maybe you and this Travis person passenger if they own the car.
I think two people voted on that this morning. I have a feeling I
know where those two votes have come. I'm like, Travis, wake up
and vote right now, get up to go to the rod Ryan Show.
Twitter, I swear to God, you don't vote for that. All right?
You're that is on the X at rod Ryan's show. I am blown
away at any answer. It's not just that I live in my own bubble,
which we all do. I am blown away at any answer other than
the person driving in charge of the tunes. It blows my mind that I've
even given you options today. Too bad, Alex. Where are you sitting
on this? Oh it's my call. If I'm driving, I'm picking the
music. I don't care. You can get out and walk, or you
can just shut up. But like I'm picking the music. Don't think I'm
even asking Archie Bunker over there. No, you know I was gonna answer.
I think he would let someone else choose. He doesn't care as much
as you, guys, Chilli, who's in charge of the tunes you're driving,
Christina's in the passenger seat? Who's in charge of the radio or the
music being played in the vehicle? Please? I ain't shocked the world?
Well, I asked him, is there anything you would like to hear?
Oh? See, but you do not? Yes? Yes, he guys.
Yes, Hey Christina? Now hell can I wait? Christina? Oh?
Hell no, because not only do I have to wait in the driveway
for like five minutes for her to get out, then I gotta do my
makeup and I don't want to be driving and be like, oh, this
was my son. You wanted this, Tessa, you wanted this, like
you said to ask him, I like it? Nah? Hell no,
I'll pick the music when I'm in the car, of course you will,
Thank you, Chili. Perfect. So on Brand, Quick Break, Women
come Back, and a rec check for you. Find out what's trending,
answer our poll question, stick around, wait for those corn tickets. Hang
on Rock and Alternative US The Rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten AM,
The Buzz ninety four to five The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan's Show.
You know what I'm doing? No? What I don't know? What
you do. I'm going through all the baby Reindeer reviews. Okay, that's
a lot. I mean a busy day yesterday. I only talked about it
yesterday morning. Anybody take a stab at it. I told you I didn't
have time. You didn't have time? Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay
yeah. Enough of our listeners watched it and some people binge the whole damn
thing yesterday. So I want to get into it just a little bit of
that the number one trending show on Netflix, and we don't talk a lot
of TV on this show, so I don't mind getting into it a little
bit more cloudy today high of eighty six. What is trending? So,
you know what, there's still a lot of hot talk around the Texans and
their Jersey Texans trending on the X right now. I think it's because draft,
our draft pick is coming up. People are really excited about that.
I feel with Chilling, that obviously is the premeto thing, you know what
I mean. But Heather actually messages, she says, morning, rod Ryan
Show family. My husband and I are headed north on on forty five,
and we saw that that Sam Houston is repping the Texans. I don't know
if you'd seen it. I just thought i'd share a pick with my favorite
morning show. Everyone's very excited when they see this. So it's still a
thing. It's still happening, it's still trending. Another thing is it is
National Pretzel Day, Guys. I don't know if you know this story behind
the creator of Antie Anne's Pretzel and f Biler. She was from an Amish
community. She had had this tragic life raud. One of her kids was
like killed on the farm. She was being inappropriately touched by the pastor.
Like her and her sisters. I know, I know, so so gross,
I know, like totally dark. Is there a good part? Yes?
Her and her husband flee this Amish community. She starts to make this
pretzel at a farmer market. She goes. She had never made pretzels.
She goes and like she learns how to do it, learns the system and
they're nails. People are like, oh my gosh, pretzels are so good.
She ends up building hansy Ann's Pretzels, which is now what a billion
dollar business of pretzels. Yeah, today's her day. They're boiled and then
baked. That's all her. It's weird. That's all Ann. It's cool,
yeah, really really cool. And she does a ton for charity and
stuff like that. So happy National Pretzel Day and f biler you are a
rock star. Also it is Fanny Friday, another rock star of sorts on
our show. Yeah, links and guests, I forget. I think it's
Dylan, he says, a nineteen hour, nineteen hour and nineteen year listener,
all four hours. That's what's trending on eight four five the bus.
Okay, go ahead, baby reindeer. Well I'll just give you one.
Okay, okay from let me see who Let's go with Tim, Baby Reindeer,
Ron, you suck, thanks for ruining Thursday. I watched the whole
thing, garbage. Thank you. I never told anybody to watch it.
I told you that. I told you I watched it. He told me
that I would like it because it's just stucker. You will you will like
it, You're nut. That's just one of the couple of reviews I want
to read for you. And then how about wizard walking in here yesterday?
Oh yeah, I watched the whole thing. And let's give away some tickets.
Okay, call I have corn tickets with those your in spirit box at
the Woodlands Call ten seven on The rod Ryan Show, The Buzz ninety four
five The Buzz shot just amazing work from Shine Doown and some Tomarello esque shredding
at the end there Shine Down and Dead Don't Die. Rod Ryan's show on
this three Beer Friday. Not a case of beer coming up but about thirty
minutes. Thank you to our friend Specs for the Beers again, signed on
for all year. Fill a beer straight up at eight and nine o'clock.
Rolling Stones tickets. Last thing we give away today on the show. That'll
be on no the show, but right now we got a pretty good concert
ticket here. Good morning, good morning, good morning, Yes sir.
Hello, who is this? Oh this is Logan the tower climber. Yes,
sir, the show's been on too long, like I know everybody.
Yeah, oh yeah again guy that checks in from four hundred feet in the
air and what's oh I'll climbing towers. Hey, Logan, you're a caller
ten way, Yeah, dude, Corn October twentieth, Woodland's Pavilion. You're
in. That is awesome. I actually just won rob Zombie digs there like
last month. It's been like thirty two days thirty two days. Damn,
that's it. I mean, how do you win on the rock show?
You just wait your thirty days after you won the last thing, and then
you just call like a maniac. You climbing towers today a little bit later?
But yeah, do you know is it on some sort of a syllabus
or a docket? Do you know what you're gonna be climbing that morning?
Normally? Do you do the same tower like for the month straight? So?
How high you gonna be in the air today? About one hundred and
thirty? That's nothing for you. You've you've sent me a picture of you
listening to us on iHeart. I think four hundred feet in the air before.
Yeah, my eyes, that had been was six twenty elevator or stairs?
Uh just climbing the ladder. You climbed six hundred feet? Yes,
sure one time. I don't want to do that again. It's exhausting.
I'm exhausted. I didn't need to sit down just you talking about it,
Logan. Have a great time at the corn Show and have an awesome weekend.
Yes, Sair, you'all have a great weekend, all right, you
too? Man? I just pulled some random songs that you're gonna hear when
you watch Baby Reindeer, right not if well they do a good job with
the music. If I have to say something positive about it, I mean
it's well acted. Baby Reindeer is the number one trending thing on Netflix right
now. Let me go with this. One just came in from Andrea Rod.
I started watching Baby Reindeer on Wednesday nights before you even talked about it.
It was so crazy. I couldn't watch one episode. I was on
the fence if I should continue. Then I heard you talking about it yesterday,
so I knew I had to commit to watch the whole thing. Listen.
I've never given this thing an endorsement. I told you how crazy it
is. I watched episode two last night, and I think I can only
do one app so today. It is so crazy, but I'm committed to
knowing how it ends. The husband hates it. Cheers Andrea. I brought
it up yesterday, and I said, I because I was ill and I
don't doubt and I don't sit around and watch TV. I said, okay,
let me see, and I'm like, okay. I think I saw
a meme or two about Baby Rain hashtag baby Reindeer. Okay, it's a
funny name, and then it probably pops up since it's you know right there,
there's nothing funny about it, although the memes are funny. Friend on,
friend off Eli, Well, okay, I understand why you stopped that
episode four pretty hard stuff to watch. It all just horrible. What happens
to the main character above that. It's wild how the stalker can be one
step ahead of the whole situation. There's no spoilers in any of these.
Okay, they said this this one, it's amazing. It definitely keeps you
guessing. It keeps you guessing why and how type of show. I said,
you watched the whole thing in one day. He goes, yeah,
right after you finished the show. I watched it, like right at ten
o'clock. He started watching us put it on. I didn't hear back from
oil and guest Greg. He started watching during the show, didn't he sure?
He's done yesterday as well. You haven't heard from him since, so
maybe shook. Here's the synopsis from the Internet's Baby Reindeer Again no spoilers,
guys, Oh I don't know. Check. Baby Reindeer is a British black
comedy drama thriller miniseriies created by and starring Richard Gadd. An adaptation of Gadd's
autobiographical one man show of the same name, The series is based on Gad's
real life experience of being stalked and sexually assaulted in his twenties. Oh jeez,
this this is fatal attraction on j fuel. Really okay, I know
you all know that. But Michael Douglas, you know he monkeyed around.
He messed around with that gal, but then he wanted nothing to do with
it. This guy doesn't do anything himself like that. Corey the goat Hunter.
I can't believe I spent an afternoon with this trash on my TV.
Thanks Rod. I didn't tell anybody to watch this trash. I kept thinking
it would get better. How could a number one trend not be good?
But this is just terrible. You're smart for quitting when you did. Episode
four is where I pieced out, Lauren. I'm currently on episode four.
I swear each episode gets better and more juicy. Oh yeah, the girls
love it. Yes, I stayed glued to my TV. I don't know
what made you shy away from watching the rest of the series. Your problem,
but I think I have a clue. Is it the fact that Martha's
apartment is filthy? Yes, the stalker is filthy Martha. That's Martha,
and they show her apartment. And that's for the same reason I didn't watch
Shameless. Shameless. Shameless was dirty to me, made you feel dirty,
not dirty like insect dirty. It was filth. It's like dirty, grimy
dirty, right, yeah, like not sanitary, Rod. I know your
feelings towards filth, and I share those same feelings for real though. This
BSh is crazy like Glenn Close but twenty twenty four. Yeah, y'all have
a happy Friday. Thank you. We will now one more. Brian,
longtime listener. Uh oh okay, longtime listener. I've lived in the area
since nineteen eighty. I've listened to the buzz my entire life in caps you
son of a bitch. It's harsh. Of course, after hearing about this
reindeer show, I have to see what it's about. As expected, it
started off a little slow. Made it to the fourth episode strapped on the
seatbelt and thought I was ready for the train wreck. Nope, still not
sure what to think. Meanwhile, if it playing, yeah, of course
I had no problem packing my bags after episode four. I don't care what
happens in episode five, six, and seven, Tessa, I don't want
to know. Well, I don't want to know, and you won't get
a spoiler on the show because I don't know what it is. I couldn't
press the button to stop, pause or go want. I was too stunned
to move. Man, keep up the great work and tell the rest of
the gang. Hi, funny, it's still funy, Baby Raindeers funny.
It's like, do they the only thing my question is, because I am
not going to watch anymore? Do they ever explain? Yes, the last
chapter of the book, they explained it. They explained why. Yeah,
she calls him baby Rainders like catfish. Just think catfish. Okay, I
don't want to think about it in catfish. All right. Well, I'm
definitely watching it on a vacation. So thank you for all your reviews.
I was called a son of a bit? What did that? When the
guy called me a son of a bitch? He said, I'm in on
that all the way. It's ninety four five, but ninety four five the
buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan's show. Mandy, did you ask about
rotten Tomatoes for Baby Reindeer. Somebody said audience, Mandy said ninety seven.
That's critics. Critics on rotten tomatoes. Critics will count. They're like paid
to, like dot was the other one. Audience audience is what I look
at it eighty four percent. That's not bad. It's not great, it's
not bad. Nurse Nurse D finished it last night. Uh please, Netflix,
don't do season two. I think it calls for on the show.
I no, no, I don't know. It's driving a few people crazy
that I won't watch the rest of it. They're like rod, it wraps
up. You will find answers to things that you've already seen. He's done.
I just I don't done. I don't need answers. I don't really
have question, just questioning why I watched the dumb thing for the first in
the first place. Okay, listen, that's it up. That's enough.
Beer coming up, sold out Hosy Aer tickets coming up. I can't wait
for Open Phones Friday. You know you want to squeeze in a maybe Reindeer
review in Open Phones that's a good place for it. Anything goes in that
last hour The Rod Ryan Morning Show six at ten am the buzz I have
the buzz Lincoln Park and what I've done rod Ryan show, all right,
we got to get right after this. Cloudy today eighty six will be the
high, cloudy, windy, little cooler tomorrow. For your Saturday eighty two
Sunday, there's a good chance of some scattered thunderstorms. They're calling for about
a fifty percent chance. So that's what your weekend looks like. Tessa's going
to talk to you about Houston's headlines. Yeah, protests have broken out at
colleges across the country over the Warren Gaza. This is something that we've been
talking about throughout this week. The criminal charges have been dropped against some of
the protesters. Most of the protesters that were arrested at a demonstration at the
University of Tech at Austin. Police had arrested fifty seven protesters for criminal traspass
charges. A spokesperson for Travis County says she dismissed forty six cases because police
lacked probable cause. As of five pm Thursday, all those arrested had been
released from jail. Meanwhile, Governor Greg Abbott says that those pro Palacinian protesters
in Austin are antisemitic and belong in jail. The Harris County Sheriff's Office says
a driver who hit and killed the deputy on Tuesday morning was talking on his
cell phone while driving. Deputy John Codao was working the scene of an accident
on the Grand Parkway when he was hit by a pickup truck. He had
to be airlifted to the medical center, where he later died. There was
a funeral procession for him yesterday in the city of Houston. The pickup driver
may face charges. The Vehicular Crimes Unit of the Sheriff's Office is now investigating
that case. I wake up every morning in the bed that's too small,
driving my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to
work to a job for which I get paid too little. But on Pretzel
Day, well, I like Pretzel Day. Happy National Pretzel Day. It's
been a thing since Pennsylvania declared it a holiday in two thousand and three,
but pretzels themselves date back all the way to the seventh century. Lots of
pretzel places have deals as always, but the two big ones, Antiennes and
Wetzel's Pretzels. You can score a free pretzel today for Antiens, you have
to be a rewards member in order through their app. But that's how you
get a pretzel. You can get one free original or a cinnamon sugar pretzel
pretzel with no purchase necessary. Then Wetzels Pretzels has free pretzels starting at three
pm. This is a situation where you just walk in and get one.
They're celebrating their thirtieth anniversary this year and prefer calling it National Wetzel Day.
Was it Diablo Loco? They had maybe some pretzels and this unbelievable, like
a beer casel or something with it. So it was the best. I
don't know, but pretzels and cheese. You know who has a good pretzel
that heights a beer garden. It's the It's the I believe it's on Shepherd.
But they have like German style food. We went there for Emma's birthday,
but they have a good pretzel, not the one we did the run
in the back of the heights. No, I've never been there, never
been there. We did the run that Pyron or something. Hey, you
know, we went there, but I've never eaten at that garden. But
I remember at that at that restaurant. We had two beer gardens in the
heights. Okay, so the one on Shepherd. Yeah, they got good
pretzels and cheese, really good, Yeah, really good. Fat boy doesn't
need to know about that, my gosh. I mean even the antieyennies.
These pizza pretzels, are you kidding me? Yeah, the pizza pretzel.
I've had one of those before, or just a little or the little pigs
in a blanket that are like wrapped in pretzel brand, forget about it.
Jennifer Anderson is producing a remake of nine to five. It's actually being called
a reimagining whatever that means, no word of Jennifer will also star in it.
The film is in its early stages of development, with Diablo Cody writing
the script. She's the one behind you know, Jennifer's body and more recently
Lisa Frankenstein and if you've never seen the nineteen eighty original, it stars Dolly
Parton, Jane Fonda, and Lily Tomlin as office workers getting revenge on their
sexist boss played by Dabney Coleman. What about you said, a reimagination of
it or whatever? M She was that sexist boss in Horrible Bosses. What
if she did a role reversal and she was the Dabney Coleman. She and
then three guys hilarious like herded Boss. It was so funny. It was
so out of character for her. That's why it was brilliant. It was
so funny. She is good, she is great, So I trust her
with this. Yeah, yeah, it was a imdn't No. Nine to
five was also a TV series. It ran for five seasons from eighty two
to eighty eight. But the movie is the one that everyone talks about,
the one with Dolly Partner. I don't remember that TV show at all.
Being a Creep and a weirdo who's paid off for Radiohead as their nineteen eighty
two anthem, Creep has officially surpassed one billion views on YouTube. This is
their first video to reach that milestone on the YouTube platform. Go check out
the music video. It features the band and it's basically an anthem about wanting
to fit in on stage under that movie dim lighting. Those are Houston saidlines.
All right, sports, The first round of the NFL Draft was last
night. The Chicago Bears, as expected, took USC quarterback Kayleb Williams with
the first overall pick. Quarterbacks also went first, second, and third overall,
and six were taken in the first twelve, which ties and NFL record.
The second and third rounds of the draft are tonight. Texans have two
picks in the second and one in the third. Draft's gonna resume at six.
You can watch it on ESPN, ABC, and NFL Network. In
baseball, the Astros lost to the Cubs yesterday three to one. They've lost
five in a row. Now They're gonna have a day off today before opening
up a two game series with the Rockies in Mexico City tomorrow and Sunday.
Last night, in the NBA Playoffs, the Magic beat the Cavaliers one twenty
one to eighty three, seventy six Ers top the Knicks one twenty five to
one to fourteen, and the Nuggets took care of the Lakers one twelve to
one oh five. That is what's going on in Sports, Houston's Rock,
Houston's Alternative and The Rod Ryan Morning Show ninety four by The Buzz Alex Oh
wait wait, I don't know why that started. Stop stop stop stop ninety
four to five The Buzz, Good Morning, Rod Ryan's Show. Listen Alex,
keep on that dumb button. I just found this. A listener sent
this in probably fifteen years ago. Okay, I'm sure it was played on
the air at one point. It's a free I was looking through some old
drops and I found this, and I just I'm playing it cold. I'm
not listening to it. Let's just go on this thirty second journey together.
Step, it's good. You give some care free you know your shit bit
Shi Friday Friday. Friend, Why are we playing that all the time,
Alex? Because it's not that great night? Bam Friday. He's got a
free Bam Friday. He got a free Bam bro. I didn't think he
was going for that last note. He went for it. He went free.
Bam Friday is free Bam Friday. Right here, Bam Friday, Free
man Friday, Good morning rod Ryan's Show, Good morning, Free bad Friday.
I went for it. Hi, who's this? Who's on the phone?
Who's yelling at me? Here? I'm trying to sing hello, Brother,
Rod's sister, Tessa, homeboy Alex and Capadre Chilly. What's happening?
What we who are we talking to? Who is this? This is Jared?
Jared, You're caller number ten. It's Street Friday. Hey, I
really dig that song. That was a great one. It was awesome.
I cannot believe that was lost in the wherever it things get lost around here.
It didn't start that strong, but it ends it killed really strong.
It killed. Yeah, Alex is not impressed. Alex is in impress because
he can sing, right. He's like those notes. I say, it's
like for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That wasn't even that good.
Jared, where are you from? Rosenberg? You got the third case of
beer today? Awesome? Awesome? All right, bro, thanks for being
on the show today. Thanks for listening. Yeah, anytime, all the
time, for sure, man, I appreciate that. Thank you, thank
you. I don't think people really heard it late again thirty seconds, don't
be a coward. Wait good. I want you to know. It just
starts like that, right, There's no like thinking did There's no like he
just starts singing. There's no even like a couple of bars leading up to
the vocals. It's just this good. I can't wait for those end notes.
You know you shure? Yeah, this is the best? Keep going,
bro, got one more, Alex? What did you think on the
second? Sorry Alex, he's not a songbird like you there, h alex
Well. The reason I was just I was digging around because Shane said,
he said, Rod the guys screaming it's Friday with his tongue wagging out of
his face, is the best drop that you guys play? Proved me wrong.
I don't know if that's the best drop. So it had me looking
at some other drops and things we play. I mean, the best drop
to play when you're talking about cheese is Vince Vaughan cheez. I mean drops
are situational. Is it the best Friday drop or is it just the best
drop of all time? I don't know, but a listener found that for
me. I really should put his name on there when we play it,
because I told you I heard that when I was a kid on my local
dumb morning show and I explained it on the air and I said, I
haven't heard it since I was young, and he went out and found it
for me. It's nice. Yeah, best drop. I mean the seven
ten Randy is really good. I like Celine Dion. Yeah that never comes
up. See, we don't ever talk about her. She's in a bad
way right now, so you don't want to like be you know, accused
of making fun. But Celine Dion was talking about Hannah Montana, and Hannah
Montana got tired to be head of Montana. It's amazing you like that one.
I love that one. Whale girl obviously, okay, whale girl would
have to go up there. Maybe a bracket, Alex, We've talked about
doing this four thousand times. What's never going to happen. I've never done
it. We just talk about it and it doesn't happen. He needs a
vacation. I'm glad we're going on making I could if I had a dollar
for every time we talked about the best drop bracket, cook Glex, cook,
baby Reindeer. I can retire about it well, but you wouldn't because
you love this job so much. Betty, your breakfast tonight we died.
Why am I not playing that every day? I want to That's not good.
I want to punch all these TVs. Yeah, like, what are
you doing crazy? Where are you going for dinner tonight? Tonight I'm dining
in hell. Everyone knows you're dining at four pm and you're watching I'm watching
episode five, six and seven, and then I'm going to dine in hell
all right, let me take a break when we come back. Sold out
Hosey Air tickets don't go anywhere. Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative, and The
Rod Ryan Morning Show ninety four five the Bus Welcome back rod Ryan's Show.
Okay, uh, the last hour that I'm in charge of until nine and
then we'll give away the beer and then it becomes open phones Friday. You
guys can talk about whatever you want. But I mean, Alex, what
day is it today? Friday? It's not. Oh, it's it's on
a hot key. Now you're in trouble. Oh I have I have direct
access to it at all times now, Okay, Tessa, Yes, I
love that he went for it on that last note like that. What's Trending?
Blue is among the Peabody Awards nominees. The show Blue scored a nod
for the Children's Youth category. Love It you do. It's a great show.
It's awesome. By the time you're watching TV with your kid, there'll
be something new and great on This is the best. It's awesome. The
dad is awesome, spends all this time with the kids. It's great.
Monica Lewinsky is doing that trend where you use a Taylor Swift lyric, and
it's like, you wouldn't have lasted a day and the asylum they raised me,
And wait, no, that's okay. So there is a there,
there is a trend where people are taking the Taylor Swift you wouldn't last an
hour in the asylum where they raised me. It's like a Taylor Swift meme.
She was raised on a Christmas tree farm. She put a picture of
the White House. She put a picture of the White House with that trend
and it went completely viral. So a lot of people talking about that.
Taylor Swift had the most Hallmark Channel upbringing. Ever. What asylum was she
in? Yeah, you guys think that being in the public eye isn't that's
the She grew up in the public eye. That's like the worst place you
could grow up when people throwing stones at you. She walked outside her door
there was Christmas trees growing. Yeah, and she chose, and she chose
to go be a songwriter and grew up in the public eye. Santa Claus
spent summers there. No, no, I disagree on her farm bite.
Dan says it will not sell TikTok to sell the social media platform they posted
a statement and they were like, we are not going to do this.
There is an executive order trying to ban the app and you got to stand
off here. Yeah, big time, big time. Those are things in
trending on any four five of us. You want to give away some tickets,
Sure, I have the Hosier ticket. This is a sold out show
going on it with a pavilion. May second, I'll take call her ten
seven one, three, two two five five r Ryan Show celebrating twenty years
ninety four five of Buzz four five The Buzz. Good Morning, rod Ryan
Show. That's three days. Grace, Melissa listening to the show this morning.
Waking up this morning listening to The Rod Ryan Show. Last thing I
thought I'd ever hear is rod talking about Taylor Swift's upbringing. I know this
stuff, guys, you really do Christmas Tree Farm. I didn't know that.
I couldn't believe that. Nobody was even amazed that I knew that on
the show. I guess when I'm constantly amazing you, it's just, you
know, they just they all blend in. You get told Golden books,
you know, the Golden Spine, those little kid books. I've loved those
deb from BMP bought London the Taylor Swift book, So of course I've read
that to her several times, and it talks about her growing up on a
Christmas tree farm. Nice the asylum that you've talked about. I don't think
that's a she's talking about. Gotchah. Yeah, did you know that she
grew up on a Christmas tree farm? Nolue? I have no idea you
learned that from me? Yes? Yes, Good morning rod Ryan's show.
Hello, Well, hello, who's this? Hey? This is we Did
you know that Taylor Swift grew up on a Christmas tree farm? I did
not. I'm going to share more of my golden books with you guys.
That's where I find out all my information. Your collar ten, Oh my
god, that is so crazy. It's super crazy. What are you giving
her? You getting this sold out tickets to Hosier a Woodland pavilion May second.
Oh my gosh, thank you guys so much. I like, never
went anything that's crazy, have really good energy. You've never won anything from
us before? I did. I think last year I forgot what it was
for. I think it was Prettiest Grace or something. Maybe I don't remember.
Maybe we just heard through these grace and you thought that, well,
let's it's great having you back on Shelby. Have a great weekend. Okay,
you think you got so much. Thank you, You're awesome. Do
do do do do. Okay, we've talked about Sober Curious before on the
show. Yeah, I don't know this to be true. Are Americans drinking
less? I don't have the stats on that. I can tell you that
it's talked about more about drinking less. I know that that conversation is something
that happens. I don't know if it's translating to that we are actually drinking
less. But Gen Z and millennials they want to go on dry dates.
They want to go on dry dates. More than half don't drink as much
as young kids used to drink like it used to be this secret cool thing.
And now who are like, no, I don't want to drink like
alcohol, that's poison. They kind of know, like they're all about the
self care, you know. Yeah, I think Americans must be drinking less
if you if you factor in the young people. I know a lot of
young people that just aren't interest in it. Yeah, I asked my friends
that are I think it's a great habit, not to bet. It's amazing.
My friends that have, like kids in college, I'm like, hey,
do they do they party? You know? What do you think are
they drinking or do you think they're like smoking weed you know at school.
They're like, no, I don't think they are. I'm like, do
you but listen, my mom didn't know things about me. They said,
no, they're not, like we know they're not. It's weird to me.
I mean, not that you've got to go full on John Belushi.
In college. Sixty five percent of gen Z and millennials would rather go on
a dry date than one involving alcohol. Way over fifty percent love that for
them. I love that. That's like, bless their hearts. I feel
like the same, it's the backhanded I love that for them. I think
it's great that they want to have sober experiences that they don't need an alcohol,
you know, to you know, I guess, show up and get
to know someone. I think that's probably for the better. Eighty one percent
have already been on a date this year where neither person drank. It's it's
something that's happening right now, such just coffee, huh, Like if you
take that that's a coffee date. Or do you go out to eat with
no alcohol that's a date, or you go play putt putt golf. I
don't know what you do. I feel like it's a weird thing to brag
like, well, you know, we had a sober meet up on our
first days, Like you if you got coffee, like that's not offered.
If you if you had if you went to a restaurant and you both were
like, hey, let's not drink at this restaurant. I think that's a
little different than going to get coffee where that's not an option. I'm gonna
stop you there with what you said because I know what you said. But
it is a very current day issue to brag about that. You know that.
Yeah, it's a it's a thing to brag about when you were doing
something that maybe isn't the norm from before. So it is something that you
would want to But if it's about it wasn't like you can't you shouldn't be
able to brag about it because you really do that. It's not like you
avoided alcohol, it was an option. How much money at lunch? Like
I don't know that I'm drinking at lunch. How much money? I mean,
I know you're not out there fashion, it's Dayton Alex, but how
much money would you save? No alcohol in dates? Come on? I
mean, if it's just from a financial standpoint, a lot. Yeah,
but you can't order mocktails and sometimes they charge you like fourteen for those tales
are very overrated. Just get water, there's no alcohol in there. The
biggest reason people are motivated to try dry dating is it's a healthier approach what
you said earlier, a healthier approach to forming romantic relationships. I would never
even hold her hand a beer, let alone go in for a little peck
on the cheek. I couldn't do it. See, I only like,
I like liquid courage, going and having drinks or whatever. But if you
say you really start to like someone and it's like, okay, we can't
keep going out and having drinks and drinking all the time, Like I feel
like that's why in the beginning of our relationship, it's like you have to
have other hobbies together, right, Just can't we just go get drunk and
eat all the time like that? That's not sustainable at all. I can't
wait until I can drink with my wife again. It's like, my least
favorite thing about her being pregnant is that I can't drink with her. You
want, I can't drink with you. You can still drink well, but
I can't drink with her. You're missing it that you're not even you're saving
that. Yeah, I love drinking with that. You enjoy drinking with your
wife. That's cool. That's like a that's cool. That's the opposite of
I guess with like the dry dates are It's like I like getting to go
have Margarita's with her, and I hate, like, well, I'm just
gonna have three and you're gonna have none. Yeah, but the designated driver,
that's true. That goes away. True, that's kind of cool.
So long. Yeah, nine month is a long time. I kinda cook
a whole baby. The child's life is a lot longer after. Okay,
society, let's normalize dry dating. The Rod Ryan Show on ninety My favorite
band, my favorite song, foot Fighters, and ever Long. Jazz Fest.
They are playing on Friday night, oh one week from today. They
will be playing in New Orleans. You can still buy JazzFest tickets. You
can go to njazzfest dot com. You can get a cheap flight Southwest.
Although it looks like you can't fly Southwest. I'm surprised you're not doing that.
Southwest no more at Bush they said, now, oh I saw that.
I was gonna talk about that in a trending. They're pulling out of
Bush. Yeah, so you know, I pick up the kid from Conro
and I thought, okay, well I'll just I'll get on a Southwest flight
from Bush and go to New Orleans. Easy pas, right, little fifty
minute flight, fifty five minutes in the air. No, they want to
take you to Dallas. They want to there's all there's no directs. Oh
that's so weird. So Hobby's still the main Hobby's just the main hub for
Southwest. Yeah. Yeah, And Southwest said, you know what, it's
not sustainable. We're pulling out. They had an out in out thing for
a while there, but they said no, there's gonna be no more Southwest
nights. So check. If you do have something booked, go look at
it. They're gonna honor up to a certain point. Then they're gonna offer
refunds. So that could be messing with some people for sure. So yeah,
food fighters next Friday. I am not gonna be able to see them,
but I'm going to The Stones twice, right, Yeah, I'm gonna
go see the Stones Thursday. I've heard Dave Grohl is already in town.
No confirmed sights spotting yet, but from two people they've heard that Dave is
in New Orleans. He likes spending an extra time there. I'm thinking he's
gonna get up on stage with the Rolling Stones. I do, I do,
I really do? Real quick? Speaking of bands, and I missed
this one. Apparently Slipknot put on those red jumpsuits that they're they're like famous
for those for like a small intimate California show, and that's going viral right
now. Oh really, My friend went to go see The Killers at a
bar in New Orleans. Wow, and that's that's a stadium band. Now,
The Killers they played under a different name and they played last night.
So cool Tippotina's if you know New Orleans, that's so cool. Okay,
real quick, I want to go around the room with this. I found
this. I thought this would be kind of a fun little exercise to do
things that everyone does but no one talks about. You have to be honest,
it's not picking your nose or anything like that. Don't worry about it.
Number one, what common human experience do we do? But never discuss
When you get a call from a weird number and you google it, I've
never done that. I've done that. You've googled the phone numberstely does it
produce results? No? Not always. I do want to know the area
code, like what state is coming from? I'm like, what area code
is that? Alex? Oh, maybe I've done that just to see where
it's coming from. But yeah, Usually I just I'm like, don't okay,
Tessa and Alex mean no, When your flight doesn't board for an hour
and you need to eat, you walk to your gate first anyway, just
to make sure that gate exists. Yes, every time, everybody is right.
Have you ever talked about it? No, that's why we're doing this,
all right, all three of us. You're breathing fine until you lie
down and one nostril immediately closes. Yes, I don't know. I don't
know if that's ever happened to me. God, I'm sitting there choking.
Yeah, No, that's happened before. Not all, but not all the
time. One pocket holds your phone, the other holds everything else. Like
there's a there's a designated pocket phone is everybody? Well, the girls are
gonna be different. I don't have pockets right now, but then then they
make yoga pants with us. Yea, that doesn't so for dudes. Is
the designated phone pocket the left pocket? Sometimes I trade I switch it up.
Don't tell me I'll switch it why because the radiation? Do you really?
I do? So? Your wallet's not in your right phones in the
left. Switched it back to left. It had been right. Since that's
changed up, dude, look at that you boys car there. I don't
need any more activity boys. Fry away, fry away little balls. Yeah,
you have to have your phone in its own separate pocket and then everything
else because like you want your phone to scratch. And when you pull out
your phone, like if you pull it out, like your other stuff will
fall out sometimes when you Yeah too, I don't need those balls anymore.
When you swallow water in a weird way, there's that excruciating pain in your
chest and then it goes away. Do you ever take something down and you
say that you wrong, it went down the wrong tune? It just makes
me like cough. I don't know pain. When you need a specific item
at a grocery store, someone is standing in front of it, so you
pretend to shop for something else nearby until they move all the time. But
how long do you give them? Because I find like this we old ten
seconds if anything? These are written well, and eventually you just kind of
lean in front get out like I need that. I'm just like, oh,
let me see what's over here. Yeah, like, let me have
a mcgeez over here for nothing. I want to do the barbecue saucege Yeah,
let me read a label? What is this? What in here?
Sweet baby race? Oh, sweet baby race? Are we doing shots of
that at ditch? Sure? That satisfying feeling When your ear randomly pops and
your hearing increases by fifty percent. That happens on a plane for me,
I can't believe how muffled that. I don't realize the plane is until my
ears pop, and then I'm like, oh my god, it sounds like
a JETI oh my god, it sounds like a jet engine in here,
like it was completely muffled. It was completely comfortable, and then my ears
pop and it's like somebody turned the volume on twenty. Yeah. Finally,
when you walk in the store to buy something they don't have it. You
walk out and you feel like everyone's looking at you like a shoplifter. Yeah,
you like put your hands up. Why I didn't get anything. I'm
going out this week. I didn't buy anything. I did that at Academy
a couple of weeks ago because I was looking for something when I was going
camping and it wasn't I couldn't find it, and I left, And like
they have the people that like stand there to kind of like check your seats
and stuff, and like that makes you feel like the most shoplifting. Yeah,
definitely didn't get anything. See later, guys. But you had that
sweet baby raise in your pants. Oh yeah, so so much, Scott,
so so much. All right, So I guess some of these things
are fairly common. Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative and The rod Ryan Morning Show
ninety four five, Buzz some one and land Mines rod Ryan's show, Hey
Kids, what day is it? Frere Friday? One case of beer left
for you? Thank you, specs. We are going to do the alternative
income. We'll work that in early in the nine o'clock hour, closer to
a round ten after but we will get into open phones after we give away
that last case of beer, leaving you with Rolling Stones tickets. Somebody reminded
me that because listening to this show, Judith bought tickets. She's like,
Wow, that's a special thing that they're starting the world tour here in Houston.
Please tell everybody that, oh boy, Gary Clark Junior is opening.
They just announced openers too, just the other day, so yeah, that
might sell a couple of extra tickets. Gary Clark Junior. What an opportunity
to get up on the stage with the Rolling Stones clouding today ten percent chance
of raign high of eighty six Stones tickets coming under the show Tessa with Houston's
headlines. Un does the people across the United States have been arrested in the
past two weeks for protesting the Gaza war. Police arrested fifty seven protesters for
criminal trash pass charges yesterday on the campus of University of Texas at Austin.
Those criminal charges have been dropped against most of the protesters because, according to
the Travis County Attorney, police lacked probable cause for the majority of those arrests.
Meanwhile, Governor Greg Abbotts has pro Palestinian supporters in Austin are anti Semitic,
and they belong in jail. The US Supreme Court is considering arguments about
presidential immunity. The case before the High Court yesterday centered around Donald Trump's claims
of immunity in his federal election interference case. The justices are expected to rule
on this in June. Lots of eyes there, guys. A couple in
Utah is thrilled to be reunited with their cat, Galena, who mysteriously disappeared
two weeks ago. They looked all over for her. They even put up
signs in the neighborhood. But as it turns out, Galina didn't run away.
The couple shipped her to Amazon. Oh so Galina likes she's one of
these cats. I'm sorry, wait a minute, that is not a cat.
Where's my cat? Come on, Alex, where'd you put the cat?
I am the cricket. Where's the cat in the box. You're not
taking care of a cat. I know you're not taking care of that cat.
You don't know me cat? Game that cat? Where's the cat?
There? It is all right, there's the cat. So Galina is one
of these cats that likes to hide in boxes, and she was inside of
a box of work boots that were later packed up, dropped off and returned
to Amazon. It was part of the try it before you Buy it program
for Amazon, so she it was a big box and it wasn't just the
boots, there were other shoes inside. Anyway. Gallina was in this box
for six days without food and water before an Amazon employee named Brandy started carrying
for her. She took her to the vet. They scanned her micro trip,
her microchip, and they're like, hey, couple in Utah, we
had your cat. It was in a box. What's my favorite game?
I don't know, I don't know what. No, well, yeah,
I'm a master at that. How many times did that cat poop in that
box that was trapped? Can I just say that this is this is a
story that has a happy ending because the cat survived. Guys. It was
like the perfect storm because the weather is it too hot or too cold right
now? So thankfully, And then there was an air hole for her in
one on one of the side of the boxes was a woman trapped recently in
one of those shipping containers. No, a dog was a pregnant dog.
No, a human was stuck in something and I was wondering about how many
times she was trapped in the gondola. A human was trapped in a gondola?
How many times did she poop? I don't know, I don't know.
She peede for sure. We talked about no stick to connect war hang
on a with all those shoes in there? Are all those shoes ruined?
Absolutely, the cat relieve themselves all over those shoes. Absolutely. Amazon's never
taken those shoes back. They have to pay for the shoes. This cat
poop everywhere. Oh yeah, the cat's fine. Kids. Oh, you
can go read this story on links and guests. What else is the era
of three hour and three hour plus movies over? According to a new poll,
Americans think the perfect movie length is just ninety two minutes. Only two
percent think of movie should be longer than two and a half hours, and
only fifteen percent like movies that are two hours or longer. The pole also
discovered another hot hot button topics, subtitles. A third of people say they
never use subtitles, while sixteen percent say they always do. Fifteen percent say
whether the caption should be on or off is a hotly debated topic in their
home captions On I don't want to miss anything of the plotline, and it's
it's better for you learn how to read. I had captions on during Baby
Reindeer. Yes, because the British you don't understand it. I don't feel
better. I had a guy that came at me with this approach. I
think an hour and a half is per f for a movie. By the
way, too Rod, real movie lovers love three hour movies. And then
he proceeded to talk about Titanics, stones and shields and he's a super Marvel
guy or something. Three hours. I don't care how much you love four
Okay, get off. His jock was my favorite Marvel movie. What's the
whole Sour's leg for three hours? I mean I kind of do. But
when I'm talking about movie length and I think it's too long. What if
you just like, had like a nine hour movie, but you broke it
up into just nine one hour nine one hour movies and then just watched them
all at the same time. My attention span is too short. Isn't it
weird though? That you can't like I can watch twenty five episodes on one
show, but like a two and a half hour movie, I'm like,
no chance that's watching that. That's right in the same way, Alex,
I'm swapping out the song you put in. It almost seems weird that we
would. I don't know. I always just go with the is this a
bigger name? A bigger I mean, I think this will never not remind
me of my face, This will never not this is my my space.
Saw. I think that intro, that intro gets girls sliding off their chair.
Oh well, you didn't tell me that. Well, now that he
knows that, don't put it every time. That is adjusting. He's not
lying, He's not lying, Okay. Richie's Ambora didn't like how he was
portrayed in that bon Jovie docu series. He contributed to extensive interviews for it,
but ultimately he felt like the producers didn't do him any favors. So
get this. John Monjoby actually invited Richie to his house to screen the show,
and according to Richie's rep, he left after the third episode because he
was sick and tired of what he was seeing. He did not like the
way he was being cast. He disagrees with how they framed his departure from
the band, and to him, currency of happiness is more important than the
currency of money. Couldn't I told you the biggest shocker of that. I
didn't think John bon Jovi and Richie Simboro were even in a space where he
would invite him to his house. He probably knew how bad he lists in
the series, was like, come watch it. I want to see you
react to this in libyr in real time. That's brutal if you did that,
taking Alex. The first round of the NFL Draft was last night in
Detroit. The Chicago Bears, as expected, to usc quarterback Caleb Williams with
the first overall pick. Quarterbacks first, second in third overall, and six
quarterbacks are taken in the first round, which ties in the NFL record.
The second and third rounds of the draft are tonight. The Texans do have
some picks tonight. They have two picks in the second round and one in
the third. Draft's canna resume at six and you can watch it on ESPN,
ABC and NFL Network. In baseball, the Astros lost again. They
fell to the Cubs yesterday three to one. They've now lost five in a
row and now they're gonna send them down to Mexico. They're like, you
can't even play in the US seam where you gotta go play a couple of
games in Mexico until you can get right. They're taking on the Rockies down
in Mexico City tomorrow and Sunday. In basketball, the NBA playoffs continued last
night. The Magic beat the Cavs one twenty one to eighty three to seventy
six, Ers topped the Knicks one twenty five to one fourteen, and the
Nuggets took care of the Lakers one twelve to one oh five to go up
in that series three games to none. That is what's going on in sports
Houston, Houston's alternative and helme oft The Rod Ryan Morning Show ninety four or
five, The Buzz Bam Friday, he got free Bam Friday. He got
me Bam Briday. You got a free Bam Friday, Free Bam Friday,
and right Bam Friday, and damn Friday and right Bam Friday. I'm sorry,
it's just no way that's as good as the one we played earlier.
There's just no way. No Good Morning rod Ryan's Show, Good morning,
Well Hello, who's this this? Lance b Lance b your calling number ten.
Get that cat out of here, Get that cat out of here?
Cat here? Did you put that cat in here? Liz collar ted?
You got a case of beer thanks to our friend over red Specs. This
is number fifteen time out. You have won beer fifteen times. I am
now the new leader. Wow, have you been keeping track? Do you
know what Robbie callin number teen? You know how many teens? Robbie is
not the all time free beer Friday beer winner? You are now exactly.
That's unbelievable. That's unbelievable. What's the trick Friday is? I'll tell you
Friday is the busiest day on the phones. In addition to all the other
you know, I mean, we're doing all the other contesting and giving things
away, and then there's the beer. There's just more opportunities that were there's
more things that we're asking you to call in for. It's by far and
away the busiest day. What is the secret to getting through? Just keep
calling And this is the only time I call is on Fridays. That's it.
You don't so you never call in fresh out of bed, head to
head, no silly games. You don't want to hit the post, you
don't want to sing Chris Isaac. You just call in for free beer Friday.
No tickets, no nothing, just for beer. Have one buzzfest one
time, but other than that, it's just beer. That's unbelievable. Lance,
where you from stantafect? I mean beer Goat? What are we?
What are we going with there? Beer Goat? I mean Lances. You
know they lend themselves right now, Lances lend themselves to the name Goat.
Robbie the cuttle that has been thrown down. I think everybody cut of knows
Robbie number teen. Yeah, I know he's out there listening, and I'm
telling you he's got to be freaking out. Lance. Congratulations, Thank you,
sir, thank you, thank you. It's amazing. Open phones for
Friday, Open phones for Iday, more like open phones Friday. Yay.
I'm gonna put Lance on hold. Fifteen beer wins in twenty years, that
is wild. Maybe the king of open phones is Jordan Welch in the Machine.
Perhaps has anybody gotten through more often on open phones than Jordan? I
don't think so. I don't think so. The waither Jordan Welch in the
machine? Good morning? Hey brother Rod hadn't talked on open phones in a
few weeks, though, Jeez, I feel like you're on every week.
I mean, that's a good thing. I should tell everyone else that those
are phone lines now, it's open. This is open phones. If you
want to keel in, Chili's ready for you to call seven one three two,
win two five nine four five once you got j dub. I'm going
to the Stone Show on Sunday. I got a buddy from England who's coming
in today and it's gonna stay at my place and we're gonna go to the
show Sunday. It's gonna be a lot of fun. It might be the
last time to see them, honestly, it will be. Now. You're
a bit of an old soul there, gen Z Jordan Welch who got you
into the stuff? I did? I actually bought a ticket, So don't
go blaming other radio stations please. Well, I know you speaking of humping
legs Dean and Roge. I heard you've been on each one. Yeah,
I thought, when was the last time you won something on Deanan Rodge.
Don't lie to me, don't lie, don't lie, not lie. It's
been like since last August. I'm called in a bitch, all right,
I'll see you there, man. Jordan Welch and the machine. He's a
young guy going to the Rolling Stones. Man. He's a good guy that
you know. Hey, he wants to knock a couple of these things off
his bucket list. You're not going to see the Stones back here, You're
not Reagan. Good morning. What's up y'all? How you doing? What's
up? Dude? Welcome to open phones. How are you good? This
is Reagan with the Montgomery County Food Bak. How are you doing? Oh
so great? Man? What do you guys got going on? You know,
just just want to spread the message that it's always a good time to
donate food to your local food bank or that's us up here in Montgomery County,
or the Houston Food Bank or any of our other food bank partners out
there. There's a lot of need in all the cities and county. So
I just want to remind everybody, Hey, drop some of that stuff in
a red barrel at of HTV, Kroger or Walmart. We're gonna put in
the good use and feed our community. So I just want to give a
shout out to all those food bank workers and all the people that you know,
give their time to serve others. Nice that is so great. What
about people actually volunteering. I will tell people that, you know, if
they want to get involved with charities, it's not always about money. Although
money and you guys need food. What about volunteer opportunities at the Montgomery County
Food Bank. Yeah, so if you go to mcfoodbank dot org, we
have a volunteer Services Group. We have about seven hundred to one thousand volunteers
come through every month and they provide a lot of the labor to help sort
those food drives and the streamable packages to the community. So absolutely, we
have a Veteran's mobile every third Thursday in the Arc Church parking lot, UH
with combined arms, and we need tons of volunteers there to held food to
all those veterans too. Yep, Reagan, Reagan, keep up the good
work man, Thank you very much. And that's what open phones is all
about, Okay, and other things and and you know, baby Reindeer reviews,
But whatever you want to talk about, that's another line. Open seven,
one, three, two two five. Get in for open phones right
now, a chance hit a great ninety four or five the buzz, Good
Morning, rod Ryan Show. I'm gonna get back to your calls in a
second, Open Phones Friday, my favorite hour of radio on the radio.
But we got a let else do his thing online. It's Alex Online ninety
five The Buzz Today's Amwell, it's gonna take you back to your childhood.
I don't know if you did this right. Did you play Simon to game?
Yeah? Yeah, I have in New school because I had electricity No
no, no, no, yeah, all right, I get that funny.
Yeah, we had the We had the crank one for like Simon.
Simon is a Gen X toy. You got the second generation version of Ye
Kid. Simon came out when I was a kid. So the Memory game
where there's the four colors and you gotta remember if it's green or blue or
yellow, look like a space. Yeah yeah, it was really good.
And I had boop boopoo boo boo boop. I used to be able to
memorize the beeps, and that would be how I would also memorize it.
It was it was now what I would give you credit for was maybe like
Bop it was yours. Oh yeah, but you know Robert Oppenheimer j or
j Edgar Oppenheimer. Then in bopit I didn't know that, Yeah, I'll
do it or not. It sounds like a almost called it Boppetheimer. It
sounds like a past the gravy fun fact. It sounds like it. We're
gonna check it out. Play play the classic game Simon today, kill some
time while you're pretending to work on a Friday at the finished ride, Ride
and show page the bus. It is one thing true on that damn podcast.
All of the things is even one thing that you guys say true,
real, most of them, most of it is, most of them are
true. Hey, you're in luck. It's open phones Friday. Okay,
listen. I didn't know that Robbie's free Beer Friday record. I didn't even
know that somebody was chasing after him. I didn't. Yeah, don't we
just assume, don't we live in a world where Robbie. Don't we just
live in this world. It's Michael Phelps like he's untouching it. Robbie is
the is the beer, the champion of the twenty years that we've been giving
away free beer, Robbie's won it the most. Lance is that guy that's
been cruising along in the tournament and then just came out of nowhere. Lance
won this morning fifteen times. Robbie joins us on the phone. Robbie,
good morning, mister. Do you know this Lance guy? What's going on?
Robbie? My world has been totally tipped upside down. All I know
is that I'm lucky. I'm working nights so that I can listen and make
calls. For five six years, I haven't been able to participate in freevieer
Friday because they won't let you have phones where I work. Go ahead,
they just clear that. Just crack a beer. Hell yet, it's night
time, baby, Hell yeah, Okay, I'm working nights. I'm I
drink this beer and go to bed and get up at four o'clock and go
into work for twelve more hours for another three weeks, and I donet been
working six for a guy that just got dethroned as the king of free beeer
Friday. You seem like you're in a pretty good mood. Are you worried
about this lands guy? Now? Look, he is my favorite? Can
how man? How many? How many? How much time you got left
on your contract on this one? Five years? Bro? Five years?
Yes, sir, okay, I started in two thousand and five. I
just start winning till two thousand and seven. You're not worried, now,
why would I be worried? I love you, I love you. You've
made my Friday exponentially better just hearing from you. Robbie enjoyed that beer.
I am about two. Y'all have a great week, enjoy your vacation,
and I will talk to y'all soon more. Robbie, be like Robbie,
like, just be like him. He's so great. I didn't know that
Lance was out there. Yeah, he's the new champion. Robbi's number two.
Robbie's good with it? Is it Torrance? Yes? It is hey
Torrance? How are you man? Welcome to open phones? I appreciate it,
RD, thank you. I want to send a shout out to my
beautiful wife, Elizabeth Louvier. Tomorrow is our first year wedding anniversary. We
actually made it through the first year together. And also it's my birthday tomorrow
as well. We got married on my birthday because my crazy buck can't remember
the date. Okay, that was like pack okay, all right, so
one year anniversary. How long did y'all know each before? Then? Four
years? I've started with her for four years before I finally asked her to
start dating me. So tell me about this weekend. What are you going
away? Are you? What are your what's the celebration? What are you
doing? Uh, we're celebrating a We're doing a crawfish ball tomorrow. I'm
actually gonna be doing crawfish I'm from Louisiana, so I'm gonna be doing a
big old crawfish bowl. Got some in laws coming in and some family members
of mine. We're gonna do a big old family crawfish ball out here to
celebrate our anniversary slash park birthday. Okay, and you're doing all the cooking,
yes, sir? I sure I am. Of course you are about
that. Crawlfish is amazing too, all right? Oh hey, happy birthday,
Happy birthday, Happy anniversary. I normally don't buy into the whole doubling
up on things, but if it works for you, dude, then that's
great. Man. Congratulations and have a great birthday. I appreciate it.
Thank y'all, and I love y'all. Show man, Thank you, thank
you. Could open phones be any better? Brandy, you're a fine girl.
Hey, Brandy, how are you? Is that actually? Oh?
We're getting the is this maybe somebodys chiming in from the back seat. What's
going on, Brandy? We can't really hear that. Oh what is she
saying? Hi? That's your daughter. Huh she's nervous. Oh, there's
no time to be nervous. It's just nobody listens to this show. Nobody.
Nobody's even hearing you. All right, by, Well, hello bug?
How are you okay? Yeah? What's your favorite color? I guess
from the and we're not. I'm sorry. I want to talk to you,
guys, but I'm just it's breaking up so bad. Little Lily's just
as giggly as her aunt fee Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, Alisha and
everybody that we love over there. All right, well, Lily, thank
you for chiming in this morning. I appreciate it. If you want in
an Open Phones Friday, guys, come on seven one three two one two
five nine four five bring it The rod Ryan Show on nine Radio Service Much
rod Ryan Show. What used to be free Beer Friday is now Open Phones
Friday, our last hour together every week. We get to spend a little
extended time with one another. And who's been on hold the longest, Richard
has Richard, Thanks for holding bro there's one to stay Hi to everybody,
my favorite morning show. Thank you, good morning, good morning, good
shout out to ms Megan, wonderful mom with my kids, and uh,
let everybody know to go check out Lenara on May seven. That's that's Megan's
sisters. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we like Lunara. They were a
part of hometown for the holidays. They're great. Is that your band,
No, sir, that's actually a Megan. That's a mother my kids.
That's her sister's band. Ah. Okay, so you got some connection there.
Yeah, they're great. When is that show at bf MACE seven and
they're doing it with otep? Okay, awesome, man, thank you.
I appreciate the call. Chris, you're next up on open phones. There's
the going good man, what you got? Uh? Nothing. I just
wanted to kind of promote our band. We've taken a month long break because
it was just a NonStop rye from ever since December up until maybe a couple
of months ago, and they're finally getting back on stage. So I'm excited
for that. Okay, So tell everybody the name of your band and where's
the next time we can see you. So our band is called suffering in
silence. Uh On Instagram, you can find this on is called SI s
ht X. And we are going to be playing in Huntsville June first,
and if you can't make it to that, we're playing at BFE. I
believe on June thirteenth. I believe, cool man. You know, a
whole lot of Hollywood are the guys that turned me on to BFF because that's
like, I think that's like their home base, right, I've not been
there, and all of our bands play there all the time. I gotta
get over a really good video. Okay, tell them we're coming taking the
place over. We need to do a party with them or something. Hey,
Big Lou, what's up? Brother Ross Big Lou. His twenty twenty
four claim to fame is he had the best victory speech this year. I
don't know he choked in the middle of it. Yeah, Testa just remembered.
I have it somewhere. Hi Lou, I'm up to no good.
But I'm gonna say that was not an epic win this morning. That was
the epic loss. You know, when you get handed a victory like that,
Hey, anybody can win that, man. I think you're right.
He's talking about the Fresh out of Bed head to head. I called it
the biggest upset of the year, but people said that's on Kenny and it
was the biggest choke of the year, which I don't know, Alex.
When does the podcast go up? When can people hear the Fresh out of
Bed? It's up now? Kenny is an eight time Hall of Famer and
he lost to a fresh fish this morning. Yeah, but Kenny even said
it on there. He beat himself, So you don't think you don't call
that a huge upset, lou he No, that's lock all right, my
brother, Well listen for a law all right, dude, have a great
weekend, man, Timothy. Hello, Hello Timothy, how are you.
I'm very well. This is Kermit the Prong. Oh boy, we got
a guy doing a voice. We got a guy voice. We got a
guy doing a voice on the air. I have a for you. Okay,
what did the smoosheet roll say? You to the be? What?
Kermit? What's up? Get him out of here? All right, get
him out of here, Get him out of here. Yeah. No,
it wasn't great, but there have been way well, it was creative.
Good morning, tim mister Rod, good morning. Hey, did you send
me an email earlier today. No, okay, maybe last week the week
before. I got an email earlier today. Guy said, hey, you
guys are on vacation next week. Is anybody going on that Creed cruise?
Do you remember we talked about it? It was like the summer of ninety
nine kind of a cruise thing. I told him none of us that,
to my knowledge, we're going on that. Are you going on that?
Yes, sir, I'll leave first thing in the morning. Can you just
give us a rundown of the bands that are playing? Uh, Creed,
Dawtrey, Tonic Fuel, Vertical Rah. Oh, that's great. A couple
of yeah, and a couple of other ones. So have you ever done
a rock cruise before? And never a rock cruise? No? Never.
I think there's a chance you're in the buffet line and like Mark Tremante is
getting crab legs right next to you. I think they kind of mingle.
I think, I mean, that's kind of how they promote it, like
they're gonna be around and a boat. It's very I've been on cruises.
It's very easy to run into the same people over and over again. That
Vertical Rising guy, you think he's hiding in his cabin. Okay, he
wants to be recognized there amongst the people. He's hoping you're gonna say him
in the in the buffet. They said got staffed the first week, hid
because he didn't want to get sick, because he had a couple of weeks
to go. But everybody else was out and about walking all over the cruise
ship. Okay, okay, you better have fun. Is it was it
expense? Will you talk? It is not cheat? What does it cost
to go out of Creators for creed? Since I was in my early teenager
years, I've been waiting for twenty five years to see them? Okay,
can you give me an idea of a ballpark? You don't have to tell
me exactly what you saw. It was fourteen fifteen hundred each. That's everything,
are you and that? And that's an inside no window room. Okay,
So it is pricey. It is very pricey, but it's a once
in a lifetime to see them up close and personal on a ship. Yeah.
For that kind of money, I'm gonna want Scott Staff folding my towel
into an elephant. Yeah, yeah, you're right about that. Well,
y'all have a good vacation, and I'll give you an email when I get
back about how to show went you got it ten pictures? You remember this?
Of course? Of course I know. I'll tell you. Right now,
I'm drinking and I'm on the lido deck and Vertical Horizon is playing this
on the boat. I'm having a good time, like I'm having a good
time right now. I'm having a good time just hearing the song now right,
Yeah, that's a good one. We need to put that into open
phone or not. This is open phones. We need to put that in
the throwback theorist that you're right, all right, let me squeeze this on,
come out. Let's just get these guys on Edgar. Good morning,
Good morning, brother, so soap, what you got for open phones?
I just want to give a shout out. I'm a homeroom listener since I
was in middle school. I want to give a shout out to my co
worker Santiago. Do you want a case of beer? Last week? Last
Friday? Actually, dude, I remember Santiago being on the show. It's
just one of those names I love saying. It's fun to say. And
I got I got something for you to set off your vacation mood. Oh
please, oh yeah, right now, you can never go wrong with a
chucker heart. All right, keep the rubber side down, my man.
Yes, third, yeah, I have a good one. We gotta go
lot with that. Thank you, Edgar. That's it. It's not gonna
get any better than that, right, I don't think so pretty great worked
in a little vertical horizon. What all right? So we've got a couple
of listeners of the station of the show that are going on that Creed cruise.
That was something that we talked about on this like as a music story.
Wear your Rod Ryan Show's shirts so that you can spot each other in
the crowd. I want pictures. I want pictures of the guys in fuel
at the Sunday Little ice Cream Bar. All right, what are you giving
away? I know the show? So I've loved those Rolling Stones tickets for
know the show. It's the opening night of their Hackney Diamonds tour, which
kicks off at in ourgy Stadium this Sunday, April twenty eight. All right,
we will take a short break, we will come back. We will
ask you a question. Huge ticket, The greatest rock and roll band in
the world is playing here. On Sunday and they're starting their tour here.
Gary Clarke Junior opening that show. Tickets after this and The rod Ryan Morning
Show, the ninety four five The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan's Show
went by quick today, Guys, it went by really really quick today.
And you think it's gonna drag because we've told everybody we're on vacation next week.
We're gonna leave you, We're gonna record some stuff, we're going to
play you the best of alex is getting all this stuff ready, Wizard,
so some of you won't even know that we're gone. That's the way people
listen. I get emails talking about the topics that work that will be on
next week, and they'll come on. I'm like they're like, they'll comment
to me like they're happening in real time, which is good, and we
don't try to lie to you. We are not going to be here next
week, but there'll be a lot of stuff and hopefully you're gonna hear some
stuff that maybe you missed right now. It's tickets for the Rolling Stones.
Gary Clark Junior is going to be opening up on Sunday and the Rolling Stones.
I don't know how it worked, but their World tour starts here and
then they play jazz Fest on Thursday in New Orleans. If you want to
go to Energy Stadium on Sunday night, you would have to answer this question
correctly. What game did Rod want to play? Once he found out that
a cat had been trapped in a box for six days and shipped to Amazon,
he immediately likes to play this game. He found out a cat was
accidentally shipped in an Amazon box, and he said, what's my favorite game?
And you know what, here's your hint. It's not Connect four.
I think people have been trapped in things, and I wonder about stuff like
this. I think you do too. I wonder how I would do in
these situations, which it wouldn't be good. Seven three two, one two
five nine four five. It's a tough one, I think, But it's
for the stones. Alexa playing ninety four point five The Buzz and Iheartradiot the
bus station from iHeart Radio ninety four or five The Buzz. Good Morning,
Rod Ryan's show Offspring self Esteem. Uh, we're getting ready to wrap this
show up. Okay, okay, hang on a second, Alex. I
was like, where are you packed up your headphones we have, we have
one more break to do. Literally put them into the thought wow. And
then I'm like, I'm like, and I'm thinking, Alex like pranks me
sometimes. So I'm like, Alex, your headphones are put away, they're
in their little bag, the zipper pouch on your back down. Oh damn,
we just told people to call in. We're like the show by so
quick. We're sad. We're going on all right, real quick, all
right, cloudy, cloudy skies today, I see nothing above a ten percent
chance of rain. Eighty six will be the high, partly cloudy, windy.
Tomorrow, nothing over a ten percent chance of rain, eighty two rain
on Sunday, fifty percent chances scattered thunderstorms, Pies of around eighty two.
Let's go now, time for I Know this show on ninety four to five
The buzz. La La la la la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la la. Good morning Rod Ryan's
Show. Hello, Hello, who's this Joseph. I think this is a
tough question. We'll see. I think it's a difficult question. Do you
think you have it? Possibly? I think, sef I'll be impressed.
The first caller gets it. Go ahead, Tessa, Hey, Joseph,
tell me what game Rod likes to play. When here's something like an animal
or human has been trapped in a confined space for a said amount of time,
he he always plays this game. What is it? Was it?
Did they poop in the box? Yeah? And how many times? How
many times? No? No, do you think it's not if they did?
Of course they did. How many times did they poop in that box?
Okay? How long was that woman in that gondola? Overnight? Overnight?
Yes, or like over a weekend. Overnight or over a weekend.
I don't remember that one. The cat was in there for six days,
The dog was in there for like two weeks, I think. And I'm
telling you somebody was in a shipping container for an extended period of time.
And it was like at least four crabs, at least four crabs in there,
all right, that cat six days. That cat crapped at least twice
a day. There was a lot of pey in there too. Those shoes
are ruined. Those are not being refunded. Would you tell Joseph what he's
doing on Sunday night? Oh, Joseph rolling still singing, you got him.
Yes, Oh, it's gonna be awful, dude, it is gonna
be awesome. Man. I hope you think it's a big deal that you're
going to see the Rolling Stones. Yeah. I'm very excited for this.
It's gonna be great. Have you ever seen him? No? Well,
please to meet me. I hope you guessed my name. Okay, what's
what's puzzling you? I think it's the nature of my game. That's what
I think is the problem here. You guess, all right, Joseph,
I'll see there all right with the nature? Thank you, Mick, all
right, we gotta go right. Yeah, why can't I find I couldn't
find any of my animals? Where's the cowbell? Where the hell is christ
did you move Christopher? Walheind the cat? Where did I take cab?
Okay? Wait is this walking? I couldn't use a little more cowbell there
is? You're gonna want that cow bell? I gotta have more cow bell,
baby, I got a fever and the only prescriptions more cat bell?
Yeah? Man, can we get that guy on one more time? Oh?
Yeah, y Fdayay guys, I hope you had a great start to
your day. Man, Thank you for joining them with joining us. That
was JJ right the fresh fish this morning, JJ eight time Hall of Famer
Kenny, or JJ was on the good side of eight time Hall of Famer
Kenny beating himself. However you want to ward it, JJ's the one that
is playing when we get back on Monday. Some people are calling it the
upset of the year. Okay, JJ's gonna go for win number two on
May sixth because we will not be here next week. It doesn't mean don't
listen. There's a ton of there's a ton of stuff on you're not gonna
even know. SPEC's thank you for the free beer, open phones, callers.
Guys, you did it again. I don't know. You continue to
crush it each and every week. Man. I so look forward to that
hour, getting the extended time to rap with you guys. Fanny Friday was
the number one link today rod Ryan Show. Replay tomorrow morning six until eight,
and then I'm gonna schedule all the fun things just I mean, it's
the least worst of what we do is gonna be played all next week.
Jeremy's up next NonStop Nooner, more Alternative Income at ten after the hour.
He's gonna do that and Teresa's gonna do the same thing ten after the hour,
gonna hook you up. Teresa has imagine Dragon's tickets at four twenty and
at eight twenty five, Caroly's gonna kill a man just to watch him die.
That's the highlight of my day, just to watch him die. How
is she getting away with that every day? You think they would check on
it. There's a new past, the Gravy Podcast. You guys are the
new past is gonna be next week too. I'm not going anywhere. I
know you guys are rich and can go on vacations. I'm just hanging out.
You have a kid coming up. You're not going anywhere. She can't
fly. Now, all right, follow us on all the socials we'll be
We'll be checking in all week long at rod Ryan's show. Test. It's
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one else would have one picture? Are you? Are you off of Houston
Life next week? Oh yeah? Oh nice? You were able to do
that? All right? Good? All right, that's it, man,
that's it. Have a great week, everybody. Thank you. Hey m
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