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Its season four. Welcome to Bottled Up Bitches, your favorite sex podcast
hosted by a horny married couple with me Rihanna Campbell and me producer Man Adam.
Sex shouldn't be taboo or embarrassing, so let's talk about it. Give
me our bye. He Hi, friend, Hi, how are you doing
good? Are you? Yeah? Okay, Welcome to another episode of Bottle
of Bitches with me, Rihanna and me Adam. Thanks for having me.
You're welcome. I'm doing great. Oh no, no, um, I'm
really excited to talk about our anniversary. Yeah yeah, but I didn't tell
you that I have all tior motives with this episode. You think that this
episode is going to be about talking about our three day extravagance off for our
eight year anniversary slash for your wedding anniversary. You thought that's what this episode
was going to be about. Oh no, I drugged you. You did,
okay, So for the very for the very first time, the first
time, we're gonna do an episode on drugs. Oh so done done.
This episode is double the fun. This is double the flavor and double the
shit. This is a bold move on your part. That means by being
around me when I've been intoxicated. No, we're on an upper. Okay,
don't worry, let's see what happens. It just means that, per
usual, I had to carry the episode on my shoulders. You're the host,
what are you on the co host? Like? But I mean this.
You know You've always been the main host of the show. I'm the
main attraction. I think they come for um me, with great power comes
great responsibility. No, I make up or what you lack. But we
are on an upper. That's not what I was saying at all. Well
what what were you saying? Oh? I wasn't. I wasn't saying nothing.
Okay, please continue, because you're racist? Would he is it?
Because he started using me Edward with me? You're right, you're right,
corn and cut the corner. I'm just saying he's not my president. Um
No, I just thought we'd be real fun. Okay. And I don't
know if you know, but I think it'll be sure. Yeah. So,
um we I don't know why you agreed to this about an hour ago.
I how did you split an annible with me? Yeah? And you
took that shit not even thinking about How about the time we ate and kicked
in, we'd be in the middle that we need to eat beforehand. Yeah.
While he's in this episode, every Ladies and Gentleman introducing our guests,
I just hired Wally as the pop filter on the microphone. That was a
funny You're so funny. Sure, you're so funny. So I thought it
would be fun to talk about how much we love each other because you're so
much more sentimental as would you be talk about our anniversary. I don't know.
Here's the thing. Remember, no, I didn't say I don't know
if I'm asked since drunk. When I'm drunk, I'm super sentimental and love
you day. Yeah, you're right. And when you do drugs, you
hit me. Boy, You're you're coming at me hard this episode. I
think I'm zinging. Have we ever told that story on this show about the
time the woman accused me of being abusive to you? Oh? My god?
And you hate that memory. Oh, it's an awful memory. I
haven't you like deleted that in your mind? Have you not learned how to
compartmentalize things and never think you're to talk about it ever again. No,
I think it's I think now I'm more just like just frustrated at the woman
tell it. So we were both working. This is at our former company
that you know, you guys know the story. Um, this is at
our at our job. Start to delete in with bratty rowdy Okay. So
we're working to have that job and our company set up a booth at a
book fair. We were having like this Texas book the Texas Book Festival here
in Austin. So they set up a booth were Awesome Book Festival or the
other I think it was Texas. I think it was Texas. Um,
so we were volunteering working at this booth and part of for a children's book.
It was a children's stuff as fictional characters from books, correct, And
then we're handing out like these little flyers for kids to do. Ay.
It was a start and fine being yeah if you see the uh yeah yeah,
so excuse me. Um, So Rihanna and I are at the book
fit. We're at the actual booth, We're in that spot and we're handing
out these little bingo card flyer things to kids and stuff like that. And
one kid, you know, I got like a group around me and I'm
trying to hand them off. One kid comes up and starts like shoving the
other kids out of the way, like he's just being a little terror and
all that. So I go up to Rhana. I'm like, oh my
god, I just had this little shit like was so aggressive. And I
show her what happened using my body on her. So I'm just kind of
like nuzzling up against her. Your chest pop, I'm chest popping you a
little bit in my face. Yeah, you're getting like pushed back a little
bit. Yeah, well you're on drugs, so huh. Um. So
I so that happens, and she's like, oh my god, blah blah
blah blah. Yeah yeah yeah. Um. So I started handing fires out
and doing that again. And I see this woman, uh and I go,
HI, like, do you have any questions about about what we are
here? She goes, no, I don't have a question about the company,
but I do want to know why you think it's appropriate to hit women.
And I went, excuse my mama, And she's like, I just
want to know why you think it's all right to push around this little woman
there and points to Rihanna and he's like, you know, blah blah blah
and uh. And I'm like, oh my god, ma'am, you know
what's about that. I'm like, oh my god, ma'am, I'm sorry,
Like it seemed that way I go. I'm like, I know what
the confusion is because she thinks I'm like your employee. Correct. She thinks
we're just coworkers or something like that, and so she's accusing me. She's
accusing me of hitting my coworker. And so my response ago, ma'am,
oh, oh, I see what the confusion here is. You're gonna know,
ma'am, that's my wife, because in my mind, it's okay.
If I hit my wife, the name of this episode is going to be
Adam hits his wife. No, it's not. Um, we're gonna we're
gonna have some world, have some wings. We're gonna have some links in
the description and where you can find resources. Yeah domestic if you Yeah,
we're gonna have to do like a sugar warning on this one. So I
got because in my mind, I'm like, well, she just saw me
playing. I don't know. In my mind, I'm like if if she
knows that we're married, maybe she'll be like, oh, oh, they're
just being cute, even though like which even though like you know, yeah,
yeah, yeah it was wold, but it did not that did not
clarify or clear off the situation. Yeah. Her response was what did she
say when you said that to her? She? Remember she did she did
snap? Do you think it's okay to hit your wife? Yeah? Yeah,
yeah, she just straight up like, yeah, accuse me of of
domestic domestic violence, um, and then walked away and did not try to
seek help for the person. Well, let's let's back up there, because
that ate at you for years. Yeah, like that really bugged you.
That situation really bugged you. And I'm when we were talking about it,
I think I just didn't know what bothered you. I think it had been
at least a year or two. What happened? No, it was like
that night we had this conversation, was it, Oh, okay, that
just an entire native of my mind. You've been a lot more romantic and
cinematicum, But now it's called an exaggeration. I purbly, But no,
this, this conversation you're about to talk about happened that same night. Okay,
cut to the same night. Yeah, this was a movie, it
would just do a cut and that would be the little text at the bottom
when they're like five years later, but it would just say that same night,
which which not that I think about it. I think a lot of
movies, but I don't think that's actually an unreasonable We watched her. You're
like you that are like, but wait, is this the same day?
Like you and I've done that multiple times, just different things of that.
That's actually quite funny. Um, okay, so cut to the night.
You tell me like, oh, that bothered me that there's somebody walking around
this town thinking that like I abuse women like you. This woman really made
you tore up inside. And you're like, I just hate that. And
I was like, hold on, that's a adam, Like, do not
have a single bad feeling about that situation. Legit fuck her, like she
is the worst person that could have ever existed. Because if you see a
woman is getting like they owe, this is what they teach. I think
this is my assumption. Okay, when they see like hairstylists, you know
your stewardess, you know, to seek trafficking, like one of the things
you have to do in that situation is not up Ryle the abuser. You
get her out of there without him really realizing it. That's why I like
at bars. I'm saying angel shots because you feel unsafe and they just kind
of casually make you disappear. Yeah. Yeah, you know they're not gonna
you know what I mean. It's like in the movies when you're like when
they go freeze and they're like eighty yards away instead of just like kind of
creeping up on them, you know what I mean, Like, why would
you do that? Now you want to get they don't see you get close.
I don't think that last example worked, But but I think we followed.
I'm not I'm not gonna lie. I don't remember. I think um
I was like, no, she shouldn't. This episode just a fucking mess.
Oh, this is gonna be so fun. We're only eleven minutes.
Oh I'm not editing this. No, you made your bed, you buy
it, and now stop? Oh not editing, I'm not gonna edit it.
Who's both? Is that that we didn't record what we're recording? This
episode? Six up, six hours the four comes out. Yeah, well,
but that's kind of the point. Of this episode, isn't it That's
why you set this whole thing up. No, I didn't know. I
didn't plan for us to record the episode the night before supposed to. No,
no, no, no, I'm talking about specifically. No, I'm
specifically talking about tonight how you tricked me and trick you into not editing.
No, stop thinking your glasses off and being sassy like five times in the
last ten minute. I'm talking about the fact that we are we are high
right now. Hi. So what I'm saying is, dude, you set
this whole thing up so that the concept or premise of this episode is that
I'm on drugs. Yes, okay, So if that is the the that
is the idea of this episode, then I don't think we should edit,
Like what would I add it out us being stupid? No, you're going
to edit out our levels? Oh who's the dumb? Dumb Now I'm taking
off fine glasses and I'm rubbing fine grow Yeah yeah, um No, that's
no. That that's that's like just a filter that goes on the whole thing.
Yeah. Sure, whatever we are screaming, whoever, whoever is in,
whoever is on this monitor, is going and do cardiac arrest. No,
it's fine. Their veins are gonna pop, It's fine. That's what
it looks like every time. Oh no, I'm in talking real voice trees.
Okay, So what were we talking about? Okay? So so I
was just I made you feel better, yes by saying that. No,
if she was a real woman, if she was if she thought she was
this feminists or hero, if she if she was a smart person, she
wouldn't have said a word to you because you were like standing feet away from
me at that point. We had already like started walking off because like we
were kind of spread out because we were book characters, so we had to
stay you know, Really, Wonka couldn't be hanging out with Corduroy there.
That's who I was. Yeah, and what are your roy there? That
was what made me laugh, is it's like you could have interpreted what she
said as I was dressed as Willie Wonka hanging out with Corduroy there. That's
how I read that. But she should have come up to him. We
weren't near each other at that point, so she could have walked up to
me and been like, hey, is this man hurting you? And I
would have been like you, why are you laughing? That's sad. No,
you would have answered that way. That was just sponning to her.
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it
because little out of of of acting confused in my head, I thought you
were saying yes, but I read it as I saw never mind. Please
please, someone out there is gonna know what I'm saying because they also read
how you what you said is something else? Yeah, but they don't.
You're crazy so anyway, so she's not good persons and then you feel better
and never thought about it. Every dad putting yeah, yeah, it was
that. You know. What you don't do is go to the person you
think is being abusive and confront them, because that's just gonna antagonized, antagonizing.
Now you're gonna go and now she thinks that she said something to you,
and now you're gonna go home with me and beat the shit out of
me for someone seeing it and be like you better not say something. Yeah.
I think Wally just farted like right next to my ear. I know,
I didn't know gets hearted. Maybe it wasn't that a cat's part.
Who else did they get the gas out? Well, like we've never heard
anything helps, pause, help, you're hurting him, support is buying?
Um. So yeah, that that that put like in perspective. That was
like, well, yeah, no, she handled that poorly, poorly.
Yeah, yeah, so that was that story. Now we're gonna tell you
about three days where defense. We can do that pretty quick at this base.
Took us ten minutes to talk to you, a three minute interaction.
I don't even remember what you wanted to talk about, but there was a
connection. Okay, yeah, you're crazy. Or anniversary. It was June
eighth, twenty twenty three, the first day of our anniversary. Well,
no, it wasn't June eighth, because we did we did this celebration a
week after our anniverse. It was June seventeen, me bed and then the
Friday, you plan so you take it away. So Friday, we started
the day off by getting breakfast and I took us to a taco stand.
Yeah yeah, I don't remember time, is I? Um? So yeah,
we want to got breakfast tacos at a place we both really like and
then yeah yeah, oh yeah it was tasty and I gun more chata.
It's across the street from our vet. Um. So yeah, no,
we went we could take our doctor to really nice bed. I like them.
No, they're great. Um okad's dye. Yeah one that just farted,
Oh god, leave, we want um. So we got breakfast takers
there. You got a Norchata And then we were driving, Yes, and
I brought the our little vape thing, our little vape pen. But then
I was like, I was like, Rion was not a huge fan of
this vape pen. I should have went and got gummies. So I was
like, oh, well, uh, we'll stop get gummies real quick.
So we got some gummies. New ones. Yes, we didn't go and
stop to get old ones. Well, I'm saying compared to what we normally
get. Sure, I think at this communication in this episode, I think,
so um new ones that we've never had before that if you listen to
the Patreon you will hear turns out there a lot stronger than the old ones.
Oh my god. Yes, and we had really the craziest sex ever.
Yeah. So that's on our Patreon episode. Y'all. It's y'all.
Guys. Guys all, y'all, don Patreon, y'all wrote in y'all tell
these people were basking in glory and fans and jewels, y'all want a Patreon,
and then we come out with the Patreon. It's been out for since
December. Guys. We've had one person in the Patreon alone, just fucking
jerking himself off because he has no Patreon. Friend. It's the lowliest sim
simulation ever. What are y'all doing? That is funny? I forgot that.
The only reason we started the patreon was because by popular demand from your
mouth to our lips. Turns out, when people say, hey, what
are you going to do a patreon? I would join. That's just like
the modern that's the modern way of saying, y'all are cool? Oh boy.
Anyway, so we got a new guy means we took those and then
I surprise you by going to a Museum of Illusions. Yes, you do
this fucking thing. So if you look up Mirror of Illusions website and it
shows you all this flight, it shows like this trippy almost me O wolf
style experience, like it looks like you're just gonna be a bunch of room
with like lights and some kind of a full immersive momentum. And we get
there and it's in a strip mall. So already I'm like, Okay,
whoa whoa, and we walk in and it's just like it was like a
children's museum. Yeah, it was lots of plaques. Honestly, it's not
that funny. Had to read a lot. I don't like go on a
museums. I have to read. Well, it was like it was a
lot of um. There was a lot of interactive experiences, but it was
very child museum like where it would be like like we have a picture of
you in a chair. That's that's like the that's just she sits on a
black box on the um floor and then someone looks at her at a certain
angle and it looks like she's in a big chair. Like it was just
shit like that. Yeah. Yeah. And the painting, the they have
like these angle painting kind of wallpaper and it was all made of tape and
the tape was peeling off the wall paper. It was like like peeling stick
wallpaper. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, and it was all just falling off.
Um. But yeah, so we did that so that was disappointing.
Yeah, and then we were off on our anniversary fine note yeah but we
both we were both high. Yeah, and I think that saved the day,
yes, yes, yes, um, because I thought we would get
high and then see a bunch of fun illusions and really and then we curl
up in a ball. We need to be escorted buying her enter demon.
Yeah. Um, so we get out of the Museum of Illusions. It
got done over a lot quicker than I thought it. She said, most
people, this takes most people forty five minutes. And I was like,
this is the longest fifteen minute fifteen minutes I think we can think we've seen
it all. Yeah, no, absolutely, um so, yeah, so
we had some time to kill to the next, uh next thing I had
planned. Yes, this is all Adams doing and planning along for the ride.
Yeah, a long ride would you about to get to? Which?
Yeah? So we got in the car and I do you think it's because
you were high too? Yes? I never once thought about that. I
really thought you were entertaining me. Yeah, because here's so yeah, I
panic and I'm like I'm panicking and I'm so high. I wasn't so high,
but high enough that I was like whoo. Um. So we get
in the car and I'm like, I think I even did you keep like
missing turns and stuff like did you No? I didn't fucking know. I
was just driving around. I was just panic driving, trying to figure it
out. Is that what I said? Oh, are we gonna go here
for lunch? You were like yeah, no, no, no, no,
that was planned, that was part of it. But it was like
okay. So I'm like, okay, we got time to kill. I
don't have another thing planned. So we get in the car, we start
driving. You have an accent. An accent? Yeah, you an accent?
What did I say? We have time to kill, time to kill,
time to kill, kill kill. You have an accent, baby,
time to kill. We're saying the same thing I've never seen as a redneck
before. It was at I'm just saying I think we're saying the same thing.
Anyway, So we are saying kiel, Like, yeah, that's what
I'm saying. You're saying k e e l heel but spelt kill. No.
I know k I not go e. But it's really they're different.
Okay, Okay, to make defense sounds baby death, we'll agree, we'll
agree to we'll agree to disagree. Anyway, So we got time to keel.
So I just started driving and we're just driving, and I'm kind of
just trying to figure out, like, oh, shit, what's gonna happen
now? And I'm panicking just like driving. I know the area wind,
but just driving and you're just stone silent, so it makes me panic even
more. And you just started laughing and you're like, oh, I remember
this part of town. I remember this part of town. At one point
you go, this is the this is like the best time I've ever had.
Like you were so just like enjoying just driving around of the car looking
at things. Um. But at one point we see, like you love,
a thrift store. So we kind of passed one and it's like real
jazz death, like it's just this wild like they got like, yeah,
very it's very gay. Yeah yeah yeah. And so you're you look and
you go, oh how cool. So we do it. You turn,
we go on there, we go on the thrift store. I really felt
like we were inside. There was Montrose. That's why I saying it feels
big. Yeah. It was very like bird Kage, Yeah, seat of
our favorite town. Yeah. It was kind of like really someone trying to
artsy up a thrift store. Yeah. Yeah. So he spent some time
in there, saw some wild things, saw some old people's photographs, which
every fiftore has a bucket of old photographs of dead people just yeah, just
family trees. Yeah. But it made a joke there because we were very
high in there because this is just like like a nine hundred square foot were
like, I've just been calculating the mentions. Sorry, I got it okay,
Like it was pretty petite. And we were in there for like an
hour and I laughed and I said, these people are gonna be confused and
go home and be like, well this this weird couple came in and treated
the store like a museum. Well, yeah, I walked around it through
all edges. First, we didn't we did it in numerical order. We
didn't. We walked in it, turn left. We didn't go like anywhere
I get a grocery store, you just wander around, and a random cooling
store. We did it like an exhibit. Yeah, but it kind of
was like one, yeah, yeah, like this is the way that they
built it to be seen. Yeah, And while we were there, I
was like, but yeah, that was funny. While we were there,
they had like I don't know, they had some kind of event they were
marketing. Oh yeah it was pride. No, was it just probably I
think there was a No, I think there was a specific like I don't
know if it was just like a get together, like it was like it
was a Pride party. Yes, okay, it was a Pride party,
but it was a specific event though it wasn't. Yeah, And they had
like this poster for it, and it had an old picture or maybe it
was like a vintage photo, like a nag photo of like a man.
Well, it was like it was like a yeah, it was for like
it said like it was a vintage photo and said like Austin Pride nineteen seventy
three or something like that. And I had this young man with his he
was, you know, doing like doing like a sexy pose. You look
so cute. Thank you? Chocolate do It's crazy? What chocolate do we
have in the pantry? The chocolate? What chocolate? The chocolates and that
box of fancy chocolates that neither of us likes any of them. I don't
know. I think I'll like them. The little balls, Yeah, we
like the decorative decorations. Um, So we go to the third store,
we leave the thrift store, and then we go get lunch at a restaurant.
This is gonna be a three part episode. Maybe. Um, we
go get lunch at a burger place called You Boy Burger here in Austin,
which is very good burgers, so good, so good, good good LATAs.
Um. We leave there, then we go see the movie. We
go see a movie. We got Alamo Drafthouse. We did, and we
saw Elemental. That's what it's called. We don't fart. Yeah, we
went and saw Elemental at the Alamo draft House. Yeah. What were your
thoughts on that movie? I thought it was all right? Yeah, me
too, So what do we do the rest of the name? So then
we uh from there? We went home, okay, and then I cooked
your dinner. You'll look at Gabby like it is. And then I cooked
your dinner. I cooked what did I cook? Wow? He doesn't even
remember an anniversary. You're a fucking pig. I can't believe you'll even remember.
You're ridiculous. No, we got fast food we were going to because
I had a fancy dinner prepared. Yeah, but then we ate, we
ate. I don't think we actually ate dinner that night. Well, because
yeah, we got some food at Alamo. We ended up getting a little
bit of Alamo foods. We got cookies and a milkshake. Oh um,
I guess that's not it. No, it probably was. I think we
just ate. We ate our jew Boy burgers. Yeah, late later in
the day. Then we got cookies and milkshakes at Alamo, So we just
weren't hungry. We didn't do dinner that night. I wouldn't have. No,
I wouldn't do you know me to skip a meal. I may have.
I may have later than I may have like gone to Sonic or something.
I feel like I got a fast food maybe or something that night.
I don't remember. We just had, like we have just a regular night
dinner. I guess it's the main point. Okay. Yeah, so yeah
that was the first day special and night. Yeah, so so fun.
And then here here comes Saturday. Hey, beautiful bitches, have you heard
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important bitch. Um. Do you remember what we did Saturday? We went
to the drag show, but you know you started the day of breakfast.
So that's where I'm at. Oh oh, we had a We had eggs,
benedict I some salmon eggs. It was so good. You've never made
me such a gourmet breakfast before. I know, because I you know,
because I hate you know that I had a poach an egg. I know,
right, that was like, my pussy is wet, My pussy is
wet. You poached an egg impregnate me? Yeah, yeah, and I
didn't. It wasn't like overcooked either, No, like it wasn't. No
yet, we're not just jazzing you what because you just you cooked a food.
No dragging you up because you did it right, and you know what,
that's hard to do. That was my first attempt, and Gordon Y
wasn't even there to be like that was my first attempt and would have and
my only attempt because we only had four eggs left. Yeah, and you
got blueberry Englishman. Have a couple in there that I need to finish on.
And it was delicious and nutritious. I don't know if it was very
nutritious, but um, it was pretty fly for a white guy. Um.
And then we finished getting ready, we went to the drag show Coconut
Cloth went to Coconut Cloak, got there an hour earlier than we had them.
We hadn't issues their uber, so we ended up like being right on
time kind of because I was like, oh no, I thought we had
to be there, like, yeah, I thought we had to be there
in like fifteen minutes, but we had to be there in it. Yeah,
it was something like that, but we had already called yeah blah blah
blah. Yeah, I thought we were gonna get there. Really we didn't.
Yeah. Um, So we go to the drag show and had a
lot of fun. We had a lot of fun. Did you like it?
I did know. It was a good time. That was your second
drag third That was your third drag show in Austin, in Austin. Yeah,
And which one's your favorite? I think? Um uh sage Brush Yeah,
yeah, the Enjoys sours a really good. It was really good because
this one, like I don't think it's meant to be. But it was
like less theatrical than Sage Brush, right, and I like the theatrics more.
Yeah, this was this was like, you know, just like at
a club, yeah, but in Bud's brunch. Yeah, if that makes
sense, it is the club. But yeah, that's why brunch club.
And then m we were gonna buy time that ended and they started a little
late and stuff. But by the time that ended, we went to a
bar to get a couple of drinks, and then it was like, oh,
well there's another drag show at this place. And at that point it's
like it isn't two hours. We can stick it out, Yeah, let's
go. It was like, no, it was like almost three three and
a half hours until that show was going to start. Yeah, well three
n yeah, maybe three three and a half hours, and so we're like,
let's just stick it out. Yeah, And so we we went across
the street to like get some late lunch, yeah, early dinner, and
then we went back to that bar, and I think at that point that's
when there was like two hours left. Yeah, and I was like I'm
gonna fall asleef. I can't. Yeah, we went back. Yeah,
we went to um, oil Can Harry's here in Austin. That's where they
were going to have the show and the Stars Corn Stars Corn, which was
also gonna be like a very theatrical style show. And so we're like,
well, we'll just yeah, we'll just wait it out. We'll get some
drinks here. So we had a couple of drinks at oil Cans, met
the bartender um, and then we asked him, hey, where's a good
place to lunch. He was like, right across the street, there's a
pub. They have really good fish and chips. Neither of us got fish
and chips, so um, oh yeah, we don't listen. Yeah,
yeah, we didn't listen to a popped heart right now? Oh my god,
could you imagine? It's more zealin? That's so good? Crazy and
ahead, we went to the pub, had lunch. We had Irish nachos
and many corn dogs. What a crazy thing to say out up, Um,
what's an Irish nacho? It was undercooked waffle fries, yes, with
like sour cream I think barbecue, and then I added I added, um,
corned beef and like some chives and cheese. It wasn't tour cream cheese.
Okay, yeah, they're okay, We're good. Yeah. Um,
so that's what we had. We went back to oil Can Harry's. We
were like, all right, we only have a couple of hours. We
got a drink and I think halfway through that drink we were both like you
ready to go home? Yeah? We were so tired. We drank a
lot. We drank a lot. We were pretty drunk. Yeah. We
lifted yeah, yeah, and then we went um, we called a car,
went home and then what was it? Night? Not special for you?
How do you not remember what we did next? I don't. Wow,
you're disgusting, disgust. What do we do next? We decided also
not to make the we all we decided again we will put off this fancy
dinner for another night. Yeah. So yeah, we put off the fancy
dinner again. M hmm. And then the next day, next night,
pretty simple. I don't remember what we got night, probably fast food.
It bothers me the least for two nights in a row, we don't remember
what we ate. That really pussies me out. Yeah, I don't remember.
Did we watch TV? Like? What do we do the rest of
the night? Have we not had sex at all? No? Well,
no, we had sex first night or the nine before the first night.
We talked about that also in our in our atreon episode. But this is
a sex podcast. Are really not gonna tell them about text too. I'm
going you directed us episode. You've told me what we were going to talk
about also included sex. Because we're sex podcasts. We talked about sex,
but we haven't had sex at this point. If you want to wait,
hold on. If this episode is supposed to be about our weekend anniversary,
geez Louise, I just think sometimes you miss the details. Oh boy,
carry out little shorts. We were we guess your thing right now? We
uh, the next day Sunday, we I don't remember what we had for
breakfast again, but we just spent We just had a pool day. We
did have a pool day. We saw some kids that have parents. They
had parents, they just or were they I was bringing in god, yeah,
she's bringing Oh my god. I just playing with your flowers, Geez
Louise, I have to approve my time card for words I text about it.
I don't even know how to do that this one. But yeah,
we uh, we just had a pool day on Sunday. Yeah, but
what else happened? Like I can't just say and then like that's what we
did, Like we were supposed to do this lea through numerical order of the
day. You know, I'm just following. You're you you planned this route
and then made me captain. Yeah, we had a bull day at the
pool. We had a nice day, just a nice relaxing fun in the
sunday yea, yo, I did it right, oh boy, And that's
what we did. Uh, that's what we did for weekend anniversary. But
we had sex. We had sex. Yeah. Yeah. On the last
night, we had a really good sex and a really tough steak. Yeah
that's okay. Oh yeah, that Sunday was a night we had our fancy
dinner and had steak and scallops. And then I made um a little appetizer.
Um. I made a little appetizer that was the stuffed pet, the
mozzarella stuffed pets, peppers, sweet peppers. Yeah, it was really yummy.
And then put a little olive oil on balsamic vinegar on him. Yeah
yeah you did. Yeah. And then now that night we we had really
good sex. Yeah, tell me about the sex. Uh it was it
was it was nice. You were you We have it Is that the one
where I came along? Yeah, like like the nights of the Round Table,
you came a lot. Yeah. Trailer of this episode, Um,
yeah, we have really good sex. What positions were we in? Well,
boil, is that the one where we made out a lot? We
made out a lot? Yes, yeah, we started on the couch.
I gave you a little rope downs because yes, this is this was this
is the Patreon episode about Yeah. I was sitting here. You kept asking
me questions and I was like, I thought, I thought we were not
gonna we were gonna not talk about that, um, because we wanted to
like make it a fun bonus ode. You would like to hear about the
incredible sex where I have the night rain tingle game a lot. Go subscribe
to the Patreonicah, my god, guys, second detour riving you do,
because y'all little shits. We had to deturve in the episode because if y'all
you've ruined it for everyone, and I mean one, there's one Patreon member
because off y'all, how to break the fourth wall? Oh my god,
Um, when we look at it, I got it. Oh that was
crazy to see. But yeah, that's a fun one. I was also
on drugs, So if you would like to know how this turns into sex
because we were on drugs the same drugs. I was okay, but it
was really good. Yeah you were on too much of the drugs. Oh
yeah, you got to call me down the hand. Yeah, you really
took advantage when I was in a vulnerable place. Don't even right? Okay.
So yeah that was our That was our anniversary weekend. We did so
good. Yeah, yeah, no, it was It was a good It
was a good old time. Um. I had a lot of fun.
It was nice having three days with you because we hadn't spent a lot of
alone time. Yes, we've been really busy. You got any job?
Yeah, I mean we haven't had like a weekend together in a very long
time. I just get a day here and there. Yeah. Um,
so three days in a row was really fun. U miss you. Yeah.
And I really liked the vintage store. That's a standout moment for me.
It wasn't yeah because they had really pretty um tea sets and stuff.
They did that a lot of like teacups, and you had like really pretty
vintage glassware. Yeah, and a woman bought one, so pissed it's like
the glassware of like and everyone's like, I've had a good Will and you're
like really and you go to good But you go to good World's just like
just regulars, megular glass, nothing special, but every single thing was special
in there. It goes really I think I pointed out to you there.
I was like, this place is just really curated. It's not like all
these under other vintage doors where it's just like there's not a box of used
batteries. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. People, why do they
And then they're like there'll be four to fifty. How are y'all coming up
with numbers for these days? Like who's phrasing this? Who's in the back
being like this this seven pack of mixed batteries ranging in brand, all have
battery acid poisoning and they're dead. I'm gonna put a price on that and
we're gonna sell the Someone's actually gonna think wow, and someone's gonna purchase it.
Someone's gonna put that display in their home. Yeah, for sure.
You remember when we were at that one in uh what town did we go
to? In Lockhart? We were at that one in Lockhart and they were
selling it. There was like a half empty like bottle of like ground cinnamon,
and it was like McCormick, like just as a McCormick bottle of ground
cinamon years and half used. Yeah, it's like a logo they don't even
use anymore. The full company's rebranded since then. Yeah yeah. And then
it was like more expensive than like if you went to the storm bought a
new one. Yeah. I was like, it's a good year for cinnamon.
That was so disappointing and there was like no ac like the place was
just someone someone that used to be someone's granddad. That was someone that was
someone's granddad. Shit, and he died and they just said, can this
be a business space? It's like coffee hands of just bolts. It's in
a state cell. I won't they won't and yeah yeah yeah. The estates
went so bad that they decided to llc it and give it a website to
attract people from other lands to help them place that place at a website it's
probably HTML. Yeah yeah, So like, are you sure you don't want
this floppy disk that can't be used anymore because it fell in They can't pop
it's a big candle. And also my dog ate half of it. Um,
yeah, so you the thrift store. You like the thrift store.
I likes the thrift store, just like really fun, well curated thrift store
of my deans. And I hope you go back when you can give me
a budget, let me, you know, run wild. Yeah. Yeah,
What were your favorite moments and be specific? Um, you can detail.
I like the one in the Jack Show. I was having fun,
like just being out and about at like a bar with you. We don't
get to do a whole lot. Tell them about the random couple that's sat
with us. Oh yeah, a random middle aged couple sat with us and
kept bragging about doing acid sometimes weird. Yeah, yeah, they like just
kept trying to talk to us. I just didn't want them to speak to
us. They came up and they're like, you know, we were at
a four top. All the tables are. There's no two tops, so
don't be in the comments. Like I just said, at a big table.
Does he the smallest one available? Jesus, we got there are thirty
bites early. We earned it. The leg room. Um. So this
random couple comes up and it's like, can we sit with you all?
Can we use these chairs? And this is outdoors, so it's a rooftop,
so it's not like they're just at the table with us, all kind
of spread out, you know, middle school style. And and then and
then we're watching a show that is like so loud, like you and I
speak, are next to each other, we can't hear each other. Yeah,
and they're like an here, like no, we don't need to talk.
Well, I think, well they left before the show started. Yeah,
but was still DJ correct, But like, why were they there because
it's not like this was It's not like this was a restaurant that just happened
to be having a drag show at it. No, this is like bar.
It's not a place that people would have been at if you weren't there
for the show. Unless I think they just wandered in. I don't know,
from out of town. They're celebrating anniversary something like that. No,
she had just gone out of prison, right, No, I think I
don't remember what they were. I think they were just vacationing. Maybe Yeah,
well you told them that we were celebrating our anniversary. Yeah, why
is that are hello? Um? And then they were like, okay,
well you're we got two more cups for our mimosa bucket, like, oh,
yeah, you gave us mimosas to celebrator. Yeah, we're gonna go
out. We're shitting on this couple. There is something very nice for us.
People should just shouldn't talk, right, I agree, Yeah, we're
a stranger. That's fine. I'm not now I feel all the gay and
I gotta go buy you something. I know, because y'all are celebrating being
on vacation, and then there be like, oh, they gave us this,
so we should invite them out, and now we're like spending the night
with them, vacationing together for the rest of our lives because we're all just
too obligating, you know, because we're all just like anxiety written. Yeah.
Yeah, forced into a friendship with people that are twenty five years older
than us with too many kids. Yeah, but that was fine. That's
my highlight. Yeah, okay, cute, I can subscribe. It was
really good time. Yeah, and I think I gave you a blow job
to start off the weekend, is what it was, didn't I didn't like
suck the soul out of you? Yes, yes, mm hmmm, uh
huh yeah break it down there. Yeah, yeah, that's how we started
it, which, yeah, which way to enjoy yourself? It was great?
What what? Wow? Wow? No, I was gonna say which
which I I was gonna say, which I think we've already talked about.
But I don't think we have no. Yeah, it's a really nice blow
job. It's a really nice blow job. Uh yeah, so that's how
we started and then ended. Yeah, and then we ended it with you
fisting me. Yeah. Yeah, No, I don't want to sell something
though. I did not fister, but but he fisted my mind. Yeah.
It was so good. Yeah, no, it was really really good
sex. I'm pretty proud of us. We shall have for sex. Yeah
all right. Yeah. So now that we're done this episode, how are
you feeling? How's your high? I'm I'm would you do it again?
Do an episode like this? Yeah? No, what you wouldn't? One
star. I'm not saying it's a bad episode. I'm saying one of us
needs to keep the episodes on track. Oh my god, unless such a
good episode. It's so good. It's just but like we we got we
rambled a lot. There's a lot of oh, but we always got back
in place. If anything, I think this is wait, it's like just
as structure as all your bullshit podcast that you listen to, the thing is
about fast food. Why are we twenty five minutes in and we're not talking
about ask food yet? Doughboys? You liked the dough Boys, I don't
like that. Every time I'm like, cut, skip it, skip it,
skip it, until he's like, all right, So today we're talking
about Sonic. I'm like, great, because it's forty five minutes into the
three hour episode. Tell me that's one. I want to learn the history
and Toronto listen to this to hear you fat boy. Oh, I don't
even know who hosts it. It's Mike Mentel Randy from Love Oh, A
big guy, but I really like him. I would date him. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. I always said that when you're gone, I'm gonna
go head him down. I really think. Yeah. Never having a fan
club, I've never did you talk about Mike Mentel. Nobody's so funny.
I really enjoy him, Sweetie Brandy. He try to go get a little
job at the mall with getting selling little suits anything, final people, a
filing cabin at them all in a wheel it around the whole time and buys
a filing cabin at the mall and it walks around the whole time rolling it.
Can't put it in your car. We're good to office depot, stupid,
like, Let'm gonna level two to get is that one New York kids?
Is this a New York example? Because no one has a car?
People? No? Well, yes, no, I'm just system tangenty.
Oh I think that's how people in New York have to live. Got it?
Like, yeah, let me go buy this from office depot, But
then they have to like take a subway and a ferry and a because they
no one drives car. So I imagine you would go around town if you
have something like that, you would get you would get a cab. Maybe
go ahead, dataway? Um that you said you wouldn't do another episode like
this, Oh I'm saying I think I think one of us needs to needs
to be sober to keep it. But we always get back on track.
You think love has lost the wheel, you think she's gone, She isn't.
How about this, she's doing this? Shop about this? Why don't
we let our listeners tell us, okay, so they can comment if we
should ever do this again? Well, jokes on you, because they never
do this time they will they're like, we have really great like silent partners.
Yeah, like we got a lot of listeners, thousands, if you
will, millions trillions of listeners, but like no one wants to follow us
on social media and no one wants are applied to anything like yeah, we
got silent investors, silent investors who it all helps, it always helps,
and hurt, I love you so much in Happy anniversary, Happy anniversary,
I love you Okay. Well, and if if you're listening to me and
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