WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.640 --> 00:00:04.679 Bottled Up Bitches is hosted by a horny married couple. Content may include adult 2 00:00:04.759 --> 00:00:08.919 language and themes. Check the description for more details. Your discretion is advised. 3 00:00:14.119 --> 00:00:18.760 Its season four. Welcome to Bottled Up Bitches, your favorite sex podcast 4 00:00:18.920 --> 00:00:23.679 hosted by a horny married couple with me Rihanna Campbell and me producer Man Adam. 5 00:00:23.879 --> 00:00:31.839 Sex shouldn't be taboo or embarrassing, so let's talk about it. Give 6 00:00:31.920 --> 00:00:38.560 me our bye. He Hi, friend, Hi, how are you doing 7 00:00:39.039 --> 00:00:43.399 good? Are you? Yeah? Okay, Welcome to another episode of Bottle 8 00:00:43.479 --> 00:00:47.399 of Bitches with me, Rihanna and me Adam. Thanks for having me. 9 00:00:47.600 --> 00:00:55.840 You're welcome. I'm doing great. Oh no, no, um, I'm 10 00:00:55.840 --> 00:01:00.079 really excited to talk about our anniversary. Yeah yeah, but I didn't tell 11 00:01:00.119 --> 00:01:04.480 you that I have all tior motives with this episode. You think that this 12 00:01:04.519 --> 00:01:11.519 episode is going to be about talking about our three day extravagance off for our 13 00:01:11.599 --> 00:01:15.959 eight year anniversary slash for your wedding anniversary. You thought that's what this episode 14 00:01:17.000 --> 00:01:26.799 was going to be about. Oh no, I drugged you. You did, 15 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:34.400 okay, So for the very for the very first time, the first 16 00:01:34.400 --> 00:01:44.200 time, we're gonna do an episode on drugs. Oh so done done. 17 00:01:44.920 --> 00:01:49.280 This episode is double the fun. This is double the flavor and double the 18 00:01:49.319 --> 00:01:53.319 shit. This is a bold move on your part. That means by being 19 00:01:53.359 --> 00:02:01.480 around me when I've been intoxicated. No, we're on an upper. Okay, 20 00:02:02.480 --> 00:02:06.400 don't worry, let's see what happens. It just means that, per 21 00:02:06.480 --> 00:02:09.759 usual, I had to carry the episode on my shoulders. You're the host, 22 00:02:13.039 --> 00:02:17.120 what are you on the co host? Like? But I mean this. 23 00:02:17.599 --> 00:02:21.560 You know You've always been the main host of the show. I'm the 24 00:02:21.599 --> 00:02:27.719 main attraction. I think they come for um me, with great power comes 25 00:02:27.759 --> 00:02:31.439 great responsibility. No, I make up or what you lack. But we 26 00:02:31.479 --> 00:02:36.680 are on an upper. That's not what I was saying at all. Well 27 00:02:36.800 --> 00:02:42.360 what what were you saying? Oh? I wasn't. I wasn't saying nothing. 28 00:02:42.840 --> 00:02:49.159 Okay, please continue, because you're racist? Would he is it? 29 00:02:49.199 --> 00:02:52.719 Because he started using me Edward with me? You're right, you're right, 30 00:02:53.680 --> 00:03:00.159 corn and cut the corner. I'm just saying he's not my president. Um 31 00:03:00.360 --> 00:03:02.840 No, I just thought we'd be real fun. Okay. And I don't 32 00:03:02.840 --> 00:03:07.120 know if you know, but I think it'll be sure. Yeah. So, 33 00:03:07.599 --> 00:03:12.360 um we I don't know why you agreed to this about an hour ago. 34 00:03:13.159 --> 00:03:16.039 I how did you split an annible with me? Yeah? And you 35 00:03:16.120 --> 00:03:21.120 took that shit not even thinking about How about the time we ate and kicked 36 00:03:21.159 --> 00:03:28.800 in, we'd be in the middle that we need to eat beforehand. Yeah. 37 00:03:28.800 --> 00:03:30.759 While he's in this episode, every Ladies and Gentleman introducing our guests, 38 00:03:30.840 --> 00:03:36.960 I just hired Wally as the pop filter on the microphone. That was a 39 00:03:37.159 --> 00:03:44.560 funny You're so funny. Sure, you're so funny. So I thought it 40 00:03:44.560 --> 00:03:46.080 would be fun to talk about how much we love each other because you're so 41 00:03:46.120 --> 00:03:51.479 much more sentimental as would you be talk about our anniversary. I don't know. 42 00:03:52.120 --> 00:03:54.560 Here's the thing. Remember, no, I didn't say I don't know 43 00:03:54.599 --> 00:04:00.520 if I'm asked since drunk. When I'm drunk, I'm super sentimental and love 44 00:04:00.520 --> 00:04:02.120 you day. Yeah, you're right. And when you do drugs, you 45 00:04:02.199 --> 00:04:10.879 hit me. Boy, You're you're coming at me hard this episode. I 46 00:04:10.960 --> 00:04:15.120 think I'm zinging. Have we ever told that story on this show about the 47 00:04:15.120 --> 00:04:18.839 time the woman accused me of being abusive to you? Oh? My god? 48 00:04:19.000 --> 00:04:21.839 And you hate that memory. Oh, it's an awful memory. I 49 00:04:23.000 --> 00:04:26.040 haven't you like deleted that in your mind? Have you not learned how to 50 00:04:26.160 --> 00:04:28.920 compartmentalize things and never think you're to talk about it ever again. No, 51 00:04:29.079 --> 00:04:34.279 I think it's I think now I'm more just like just frustrated at the woman 52 00:04:35.920 --> 00:04:41.360 tell it. So we were both working. This is at our former company 53 00:04:41.480 --> 00:04:44.639 that you know, you guys know the story. Um, this is at 54 00:04:44.639 --> 00:04:54.800 our at our job. Start to delete in with bratty rowdy Okay. So 55 00:04:54.839 --> 00:04:58.759 we're working to have that job and our company set up a booth at a 56 00:04:58.839 --> 00:05:01.519 book fair. We were having like this Texas book the Texas Book Festival here 57 00:05:01.519 --> 00:05:05.199 in Austin. So they set up a booth were Awesome Book Festival or the 58 00:05:05.199 --> 00:05:09.079 other I think it was Texas. I think it was Texas. Um, 59 00:05:10.199 --> 00:05:15.000 so we were volunteering working at this booth and part of for a children's book. 60 00:05:15.120 --> 00:05:18.920 It was a children's stuff as fictional characters from books, correct, And 61 00:05:18.959 --> 00:05:23.399 then we're handing out like these little flyers for kids to do. Ay. 62 00:05:24.839 --> 00:05:29.240 It was a start and fine being yeah if you see the uh yeah yeah, 63 00:05:29.319 --> 00:05:35.480 so excuse me. Um, So Rihanna and I are at the book 64 00:05:35.519 --> 00:05:40.680 fit. We're at the actual booth, We're in that spot and we're handing 65 00:05:40.680 --> 00:05:45.040 out these little bingo card flyer things to kids and stuff like that. And 66 00:05:45.240 --> 00:05:47.480 one kid, you know, I got like a group around me and I'm 67 00:05:47.519 --> 00:05:53.079 trying to hand them off. One kid comes up and starts like shoving the 68 00:05:53.079 --> 00:05:57.360 other kids out of the way, like he's just being a little terror and 69 00:05:57.399 --> 00:06:00.160 all that. So I go up to Rhana. I'm like, oh my 70 00:06:00.240 --> 00:06:05.480 god, I just had this little shit like was so aggressive. And I 71 00:06:05.800 --> 00:06:10.000 show her what happened using my body on her. So I'm just kind of 72 00:06:10.000 --> 00:06:14.160 like nuzzling up against her. Your chest pop, I'm chest popping you a 73 00:06:14.160 --> 00:06:17.160 little bit in my face. Yeah, you're getting like pushed back a little 74 00:06:17.160 --> 00:06:24.199 bit. Yeah, well you're on drugs, so huh. Um. So 75 00:06:24.279 --> 00:06:27.399 I so that happens, and she's like, oh my god, blah blah 76 00:06:27.399 --> 00:06:31.959 blah blah. Yeah yeah yeah. Um. So I started handing fires out 77 00:06:32.000 --> 00:06:35.839 and doing that again. And I see this woman, uh and I go, 78 00:06:36.639 --> 00:06:41.639 HI, like, do you have any questions about about what we are 79 00:06:42.040 --> 00:06:46.519 here? She goes, no, I don't have a question about the company, 80 00:06:46.759 --> 00:06:49.040 but I do want to know why you think it's appropriate to hit women. 81 00:06:51.120 --> 00:06:58.319 And I went, excuse my mama, And she's like, I just 82 00:06:58.360 --> 00:07:00.480 want to know why you think it's all right to push around this little woman 83 00:07:00.519 --> 00:07:05.040 there and points to Rihanna and he's like, you know, blah blah blah 84 00:07:05.079 --> 00:07:12.120 and uh. And I'm like, oh my god, ma'am, you know 85 00:07:12.160 --> 00:07:17.560 what's about that. I'm like, oh my god, ma'am, I'm sorry, 86 00:07:17.759 --> 00:07:21.439 Like it seemed that way I go. I'm like, I know what 87 00:07:21.519 --> 00:07:27.680 the confusion is because she thinks I'm like your employee. Correct. She thinks 88 00:07:27.680 --> 00:07:30.639 we're just coworkers or something like that, and so she's accusing me. She's 89 00:07:30.680 --> 00:07:35.480 accusing me of hitting my coworker. And so my response ago, ma'am, 90 00:07:35.560 --> 00:07:41.439 oh, oh, I see what the confusion here is. You're gonna know, 91 00:07:41.720 --> 00:07:49.639 ma'am, that's my wife, because in my mind, it's okay. 92 00:07:49.680 --> 00:07:56.000 If I hit my wife, the name of this episode is going to be 93 00:07:56.079 --> 00:08:00.639 Adam hits his wife. No, it's not. Um, we're gonna we're 94 00:08:00.639 --> 00:08:01.800 gonna have some world, have some wings. We're gonna have some links in 95 00:08:01.839 --> 00:08:05.920 the description and where you can find resources. Yeah domestic if you Yeah, 96 00:08:07.120 --> 00:08:09.639 we're gonna have to do like a sugar warning on this one. So I 97 00:08:09.639 --> 00:08:13.759 got because in my mind, I'm like, well, she just saw me 98 00:08:13.120 --> 00:08:16.839 playing. I don't know. In my mind, I'm like if if she 99 00:08:16.959 --> 00:08:20.600 knows that we're married, maybe she'll be like, oh, oh, they're 100 00:08:20.639 --> 00:08:28.560 just being cute, even though like which even though like you know, yeah, 101 00:08:28.639 --> 00:08:31.759 yeah, yeah it was wold, but it did not that did not 102 00:08:33.360 --> 00:08:39.240 clarify or clear off the situation. Yeah. Her response was what did she 103 00:08:39.320 --> 00:08:43.960 say when you said that to her? She? Remember she did she did 104 00:08:45.039 --> 00:08:50.320 snap? Do you think it's okay to hit your wife? Yeah? Yeah, 105 00:08:50.440 --> 00:08:52.960 yeah, she just straight up like, yeah, accuse me of of 106 00:08:54.279 --> 00:09:00.519 domestic domestic violence, um, and then walked away and did not try to 107 00:09:00.559 --> 00:09:05.159 seek help for the person. Well, let's let's back up there, because 108 00:09:05.320 --> 00:09:09.600 that ate at you for years. Yeah, like that really bugged you. 109 00:09:09.600 --> 00:09:13.399 That situation really bugged you. And I'm when we were talking about it, 110 00:09:13.440 --> 00:09:15.519 I think I just didn't know what bothered you. I think it had been 111 00:09:15.519 --> 00:09:18.360 at least a year or two. What happened? No, it was like 112 00:09:18.399 --> 00:09:20.639 that night we had this conversation, was it, Oh, okay, that 113 00:09:20.759 --> 00:09:26.480 just an entire native of my mind. You've been a lot more romantic and 114 00:09:26.960 --> 00:09:33.879 cinematicum, But now it's called an exaggeration. I purbly, But no, 115 00:09:33.000 --> 00:09:37.200 this, this conversation you're about to talk about happened that same night. Okay, 116 00:09:37.360 --> 00:09:43.759 cut to the same night. Yeah, this was a movie, it 117 00:09:43.759 --> 00:09:46.960 would just do a cut and that would be the little text at the bottom 118 00:09:48.120 --> 00:09:50.120 when they're like five years later, but it would just say that same night, 119 00:09:52.759 --> 00:09:56.360 which which not that I think about it. I think a lot of 120 00:09:56.399 --> 00:10:01.360 movies, but I don't think that's actually an unreasonable We watched her. You're 121 00:10:01.399 --> 00:10:03.720 like you that are like, but wait, is this the same day? 122 00:10:05.039 --> 00:10:07.559 Like you and I've done that multiple times, just different things of that. 123 00:10:07.559 --> 00:10:11.159 That's actually quite funny. Um, okay, so cut to the night. 124 00:10:11.600 --> 00:10:16.919 You tell me like, oh, that bothered me that there's somebody walking around 125 00:10:16.919 --> 00:10:20.840 this town thinking that like I abuse women like you. This woman really made 126 00:10:20.840 --> 00:10:26.600 you tore up inside. And you're like, I just hate that. And 127 00:10:26.639 --> 00:10:28.399 I was like, hold on, that's a adam, Like, do not 128 00:10:28.519 --> 00:10:33.480 have a single bad feeling about that situation. Legit fuck her, like she 129 00:10:33.799 --> 00:10:37.480 is the worst person that could have ever existed. Because if you see a 130 00:10:37.559 --> 00:10:41.279 woman is getting like they owe, this is what they teach. I think 131 00:10:41.440 --> 00:10:46.440 this is my assumption. Okay, when they see like hairstylists, you know 132 00:10:46.759 --> 00:10:50.639 your stewardess, you know, to seek trafficking, like one of the things 133 00:10:50.799 --> 00:10:54.960 you have to do in that situation is not up Ryle the abuser. You 134 00:10:56.080 --> 00:10:58.159 get her out of there without him really realizing it. That's why I like 135 00:10:58.240 --> 00:11:03.080 at bars. I'm saying angel shots because you feel unsafe and they just kind 136 00:11:03.120 --> 00:11:07.720 of casually make you disappear. Yeah. Yeah, you know they're not gonna 137 00:11:07.799 --> 00:11:09.960 you know what I mean. It's like in the movies when you're like when 138 00:11:09.960 --> 00:11:13.360 they go freeze and they're like eighty yards away instead of just like kind of 139 00:11:13.360 --> 00:11:15.159 creeping up on them, you know what I mean, Like, why would 140 00:11:15.159 --> 00:11:16.960 you do that? Now you want to get they don't see you get close. 141 00:11:18.240 --> 00:11:22.159 I don't think that last example worked, But but I think we followed. 142 00:11:22.200 --> 00:11:26.960 I'm not I'm not gonna lie. I don't remember. I think um 143 00:11:26.960 --> 00:11:35.320 I was like, no, she shouldn't. This episode just a fucking mess. 144 00:11:39.279 --> 00:11:41.960 Oh, this is gonna be so fun. We're only eleven minutes. 145 00:11:43.559 --> 00:11:46.840 Oh I'm not editing this. No, you made your bed, you buy 146 00:11:46.919 --> 00:11:50.519 it, and now stop? Oh not editing, I'm not gonna edit it. 147 00:11:50.759 --> 00:11:54.639 Who's both? Is that that we didn't record what we're recording? This 148 00:11:54.720 --> 00:12:03.759 episode? Six up, six hours the four comes out. Yeah, well, 149 00:12:03.960 --> 00:12:07.960 but that's kind of the point. Of this episode, isn't it That's 150 00:12:07.000 --> 00:12:13.879 why you set this whole thing up. No, I didn't know. I 151 00:12:13.919 --> 00:12:18.279 didn't plan for us to record the episode the night before supposed to. No, 152 00:12:18.279 --> 00:12:20.559 no, no, no, I'm talking about specifically. No, I'm 153 00:12:20.600 --> 00:12:26.840 specifically talking about tonight how you tricked me and trick you into not editing. 154 00:12:26.480 --> 00:12:35.799 No, stop thinking your glasses off and being sassy like five times in the 155 00:12:35.919 --> 00:12:39.840 last ten minute. I'm talking about the fact that we are we are high 156 00:12:39.919 --> 00:12:52.000 right now. Hi. So what I'm saying is, dude, you set 157 00:12:52.039 --> 00:12:56.639 this whole thing up so that the concept or premise of this episode is that 158 00:12:56.679 --> 00:13:01.919 I'm on drugs. Yes, okay, So if that is the the that 159 00:13:01.080 --> 00:13:07.440 is the idea of this episode, then I don't think we should edit, 160 00:13:09.679 --> 00:13:11.759 Like what would I add it out us being stupid? No, you're going 161 00:13:11.879 --> 00:13:22.000 to edit out our levels? Oh who's the dumb? Dumb Now I'm taking 162 00:13:22.039 --> 00:13:28.639 off fine glasses and I'm rubbing fine grow Yeah yeah, um No, that's 163 00:13:28.720 --> 00:13:31.799 no. That that's that's like just a filter that goes on the whole thing. 164 00:13:31.879 --> 00:13:35.919 Yeah. Sure, whatever we are screaming, whoever, whoever is in, 165 00:13:37.080 --> 00:13:39.440 whoever is on this monitor, is going and do cardiac arrest. No, 166 00:13:39.600 --> 00:13:43.399 it's fine. Their veins are gonna pop, It's fine. That's what 167 00:13:43.440 --> 00:13:46.200 it looks like every time. Oh no, I'm in talking real voice trees. 168 00:13:48.120 --> 00:13:52.399 Okay, So what were we talking about? Okay? So so I 169 00:13:52.519 --> 00:13:56.159 was just I made you feel better, yes by saying that. No, 170 00:13:56.240 --> 00:13:58.799 if she was a real woman, if she was if she thought she was 171 00:13:58.840 --> 00:14:03.440 this feminists or hero, if she if she was a smart person, she 172 00:14:03.559 --> 00:14:05.679 wouldn't have said a word to you because you were like standing feet away from 173 00:14:05.679 --> 00:14:09.159 me at that point. We had already like started walking off because like we 174 00:14:09.159 --> 00:14:11.080 were kind of spread out because we were book characters, so we had to 175 00:14:11.120 --> 00:14:15.840 stay you know, Really, Wonka couldn't be hanging out with Corduroy there. 176 00:14:16.000 --> 00:14:20.080 That's who I was. Yeah, and what are your roy there? That 177 00:14:20.120 --> 00:14:26.799 was what made me laugh, is it's like you could have interpreted what she 178 00:14:26.879 --> 00:14:35.120 said as I was dressed as Willie Wonka hanging out with Corduroy there. That's 179 00:14:35.120 --> 00:14:37.480 how I read that. But she should have come up to him. We 180 00:14:37.480 --> 00:14:39.720 weren't near each other at that point, so she could have walked up to 181 00:14:39.840 --> 00:14:43.679 me and been like, hey, is this man hurting you? And I 182 00:14:43.679 --> 00:14:50.279 would have been like you, why are you laughing? That's sad. No, 183 00:14:50.519 --> 00:14:54.720 you would have answered that way. That was just sponning to her. 184 00:14:54.840 --> 00:14:56.960 I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it 185 00:14:58.000 --> 00:15:05.919 because little out of of of acting confused in my head, I thought you 186 00:15:05.960 --> 00:15:11.960 were saying yes, but I read it as I saw never mind. Please 187 00:15:13.200 --> 00:15:16.519 please, someone out there is gonna know what I'm saying because they also read 188 00:15:16.559 --> 00:15:20.879 how you what you said is something else? Yeah, but they don't. 189 00:15:20.960 --> 00:15:24.519 You're crazy so anyway, so she's not good persons and then you feel better 190 00:15:24.559 --> 00:15:31.279 and never thought about it. Every dad putting yeah, yeah, it was 191 00:15:31.320 --> 00:15:35.480 that. You know. What you don't do is go to the person you 192 00:15:35.639 --> 00:15:39.840 think is being abusive and confront them, because that's just gonna antagonized, antagonizing. 193 00:15:39.879 --> 00:15:43.000 Now you're gonna go and now she thinks that she said something to you, 194 00:15:43.039 --> 00:15:45.399 and now you're gonna go home with me and beat the shit out of 195 00:15:45.399 --> 00:15:48.720 me for someone seeing it and be like you better not say something. Yeah. 196 00:15:50.120 --> 00:15:56.000 I think Wally just farted like right next to my ear. I know, 197 00:15:56.919 --> 00:16:03.440 I didn't know gets hearted. Maybe it wasn't that a cat's part. 198 00:16:03.559 --> 00:16:07.840 Who else did they get the gas out? Well, like we've never heard 199 00:16:07.879 --> 00:16:15.559 anything helps, pause, help, you're hurting him, support is buying? 200 00:16:15.919 --> 00:16:18.559 Um. So yeah, that that that put like in perspective. That was 201 00:16:18.559 --> 00:16:22.080 like, well, yeah, no, she handled that poorly, poorly. 202 00:16:22.360 --> 00:16:27.440 Yeah, yeah, so that was that story. Now we're gonna tell you 203 00:16:27.440 --> 00:16:37.320 about three days where defense. We can do that pretty quick at this base. 204 00:16:38.679 --> 00:16:42.840 Took us ten minutes to talk to you, a three minute interaction. 205 00:16:44.080 --> 00:16:48.120 I don't even remember what you wanted to talk about, but there was a 206 00:16:48.159 --> 00:16:56.600 connection. Okay, yeah, you're crazy. Or anniversary. It was June 207 00:16:56.639 --> 00:17:02.799 eighth, twenty twenty three, the first day of our anniversary. Well, 208 00:17:03.159 --> 00:17:06.240 no, it wasn't June eighth, because we did we did this celebration a 209 00:17:06.319 --> 00:17:17.160 week after our anniverse. It was June seventeen, me bed and then the 210 00:17:17.240 --> 00:17:22.279 Friday, you plan so you take it away. So Friday, we started 211 00:17:22.279 --> 00:17:27.559 the day off by getting breakfast and I took us to a taco stand. 212 00:17:30.240 --> 00:17:36.759 Yeah yeah, I don't remember time, is I? Um? So yeah, 213 00:17:36.759 --> 00:17:40.400 we want to got breakfast tacos at a place we both really like and 214 00:17:40.440 --> 00:17:44.920 then yeah yeah, oh yeah it was tasty and I gun more chata. 215 00:17:45.240 --> 00:17:49.680 It's across the street from our vet. Um. So yeah, no, 216 00:17:49.759 --> 00:17:53.359 we went we could take our doctor to really nice bed. I like them. 217 00:17:53.480 --> 00:18:00.960 No, they're great. Um okad's dye. Yeah one that just farted, 218 00:18:02.799 --> 00:18:07.319 Oh god, leave, we want um. So we got breakfast takers 219 00:18:07.319 --> 00:18:11.480 there. You got a Norchata And then we were driving, Yes, and 220 00:18:11.599 --> 00:18:17.720 I brought the our little vape thing, our little vape pen. But then 221 00:18:17.759 --> 00:18:21.200 I was like, I was like, Rion was not a huge fan of 222 00:18:21.279 --> 00:18:23.319 this vape pen. I should have went and got gummies. So I was 223 00:18:23.359 --> 00:18:29.880 like, oh, well, uh, we'll stop get gummies real quick. 224 00:18:29.880 --> 00:18:33.519 So we got some gummies. New ones. Yes, we didn't go and 225 00:18:33.519 --> 00:18:37.359 stop to get old ones. Well, I'm saying compared to what we normally 226 00:18:37.440 --> 00:18:41.920 get. Sure, I think at this communication in this episode, I think, 227 00:18:41.960 --> 00:18:48.720 so um new ones that we've never had before that if you listen to 228 00:18:48.759 --> 00:18:52.559 the Patreon you will hear turns out there a lot stronger than the old ones. 229 00:18:53.039 --> 00:18:56.920 Oh my god. Yes, and we had really the craziest sex ever. 230 00:18:56.119 --> 00:19:00.079 Yeah. So that's on our Patreon episode. Y'all. It's y'all. 231 00:19:00.079 --> 00:19:07.200 Guys. Guys all, y'all, don Patreon, y'all wrote in y'all tell 232 00:19:07.279 --> 00:19:11.680 these people were basking in glory and fans and jewels, y'all want a Patreon, 233 00:19:11.359 --> 00:19:14.799 and then we come out with the Patreon. It's been out for since 234 00:19:14.839 --> 00:19:18.519 December. Guys. We've had one person in the Patreon alone, just fucking 235 00:19:18.759 --> 00:19:23.000 jerking himself off because he has no Patreon. Friend. It's the lowliest sim 236 00:19:23.079 --> 00:19:30.200 simulation ever. What are y'all doing? That is funny? I forgot that. 237 00:19:30.240 --> 00:19:41.359 The only reason we started the patreon was because by popular demand from your 238 00:19:41.400 --> 00:19:45.240 mouth to our lips. Turns out, when people say, hey, what 239 00:19:45.400 --> 00:19:48.160 are you going to do a patreon? I would join. That's just like 240 00:19:48.359 --> 00:19:53.680 the modern that's the modern way of saying, y'all are cool? Oh boy. 241 00:19:55.640 --> 00:19:59.720 Anyway, so we got a new guy means we took those and then 242 00:20:00.039 --> 00:20:04.960 I surprise you by going to a Museum of Illusions. Yes, you do 243 00:20:06.240 --> 00:20:11.319 this fucking thing. So if you look up Mirror of Illusions website and it 244 00:20:11.400 --> 00:20:17.440 shows you all this flight, it shows like this trippy almost me O wolf 245 00:20:17.640 --> 00:20:22.039 style experience, like it looks like you're just gonna be a bunch of room 246 00:20:22.079 --> 00:20:27.559 with like lights and some kind of a full immersive momentum. And we get 247 00:20:27.599 --> 00:20:32.400 there and it's in a strip mall. So already I'm like, Okay, 248 00:20:33.039 --> 00:20:37.119 whoa whoa, and we walk in and it's just like it was like a 249 00:20:37.200 --> 00:20:42.480 children's museum. Yeah, it was lots of plaques. Honestly, it's not 250 00:20:42.519 --> 00:20:45.319 that funny. Had to read a lot. I don't like go on a 251 00:20:45.400 --> 00:20:48.640 museums. I have to read. Well, it was like it was a 252 00:20:48.640 --> 00:20:53.319 lot of um. There was a lot of interactive experiences, but it was 253 00:20:53.480 --> 00:20:57.319 very child museum like where it would be like like we have a picture of 254 00:20:57.400 --> 00:21:03.680 you in a chair. That's that's like the that's just she sits on a 255 00:21:03.720 --> 00:21:07.559 black box on the um floor and then someone looks at her at a certain 256 00:21:07.559 --> 00:21:11.000 angle and it looks like she's in a big chair. Like it was just 257 00:21:11.000 --> 00:21:17.119 shit like that. Yeah. Yeah. And the painting, the they have 258 00:21:17.240 --> 00:21:22.799 like these angle painting kind of wallpaper and it was all made of tape and 259 00:21:22.880 --> 00:21:26.559 the tape was peeling off the wall paper. It was like like peeling stick 260 00:21:26.599 --> 00:21:30.119 wallpaper. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, and it was all just falling off. 261 00:21:30.599 --> 00:21:33.799 Um. But yeah, so we did that so that was disappointing. 262 00:21:34.119 --> 00:21:41.640 Yeah, and then we were off on our anniversary fine note yeah but we 263 00:21:41.720 --> 00:21:45.440 both we were both high. Yeah, and I think that saved the day, 264 00:21:45.559 --> 00:21:48.359 yes, yes, yes, um, because I thought we would get 265 00:21:48.400 --> 00:21:51.799 high and then see a bunch of fun illusions and really and then we curl 266 00:21:51.880 --> 00:21:56.640 up in a ball. We need to be escorted buying her enter demon. 267 00:21:57.279 --> 00:22:02.960 Yeah. Um, so we get out of the Museum of Illusions. It 268 00:22:03.039 --> 00:22:06.240 got done over a lot quicker than I thought it. She said, most 269 00:22:06.240 --> 00:22:07.720 people, this takes most people forty five minutes. And I was like, 270 00:22:08.559 --> 00:22:14.000 this is the longest fifteen minute fifteen minutes I think we can think we've seen 271 00:22:14.000 --> 00:22:18.880 it all. Yeah, no, absolutely, um so, yeah, so 272 00:22:18.039 --> 00:22:22.039 we had some time to kill to the next, uh next thing I had 273 00:22:22.079 --> 00:22:27.279 planned. Yes, this is all Adams doing and planning along for the ride. 274 00:22:27.440 --> 00:22:30.160 Yeah, a long ride would you about to get to? Which? 275 00:22:30.279 --> 00:22:33.920 Yeah? So we got in the car and I do you think it's because 276 00:22:33.920 --> 00:22:38.319 you were high too? Yes? I never once thought about that. I 277 00:22:38.400 --> 00:22:42.640 really thought you were entertaining me. Yeah, because here's so yeah, I 278 00:22:42.799 --> 00:22:49.359 panic and I'm like I'm panicking and I'm so high. I wasn't so high, 279 00:22:49.359 --> 00:22:52.960 but high enough that I was like whoo. Um. So we get 280 00:22:52.960 --> 00:22:56.960 in the car and I'm like, I think I even did you keep like 281 00:22:57.000 --> 00:23:02.319 missing turns and stuff like did you No? I didn't fucking know. I 282 00:23:02.359 --> 00:23:06.000 was just driving around. I was just panic driving, trying to figure it 283 00:23:06.039 --> 00:23:07.000 out. Is that what I said? Oh, are we gonna go here 284 00:23:07.000 --> 00:23:10.559 for lunch? You were like yeah, no, no, no, no, 285 00:23:10.720 --> 00:23:14.559 that was planned, that was part of it. But it was like 286 00:23:15.200 --> 00:23:18.079 okay. So I'm like, okay, we got time to kill. I 287 00:23:18.119 --> 00:23:21.079 don't have another thing planned. So we get in the car, we start 288 00:23:21.200 --> 00:23:26.559 driving. You have an accent. An accent? Yeah, you an accent? 289 00:23:26.640 --> 00:23:30.160 What did I say? We have time to kill, time to kill, 290 00:23:30.440 --> 00:23:33.839 time to kill, kill kill. You have an accent, baby, 291 00:23:33.039 --> 00:23:36.960 time to kill. We're saying the same thing I've never seen as a redneck 292 00:23:37.039 --> 00:23:42.000 before. It was at I'm just saying I think we're saying the same thing. 293 00:23:42.119 --> 00:23:45.559 Anyway, So we are saying kiel, Like, yeah, that's what 294 00:23:45.599 --> 00:23:48.839 I'm saying. You're saying k e e l heel but spelt kill. No. 295 00:23:48.920 --> 00:23:59.799 I know k I not go e. But it's really they're different. 296 00:24:02.279 --> 00:24:11.680 Okay, Okay, to make defense sounds baby death, we'll agree, we'll 297 00:24:11.720 --> 00:24:17.839 agree to we'll agree to disagree. Anyway, So we got time to keel. 298 00:24:18.839 --> 00:24:26.599 So I just started driving and we're just driving, and I'm kind of 299 00:24:26.599 --> 00:24:29.279 just trying to figure out, like, oh, shit, what's gonna happen 300 00:24:29.359 --> 00:24:33.480 now? And I'm panicking just like driving. I know the area wind, 301 00:24:33.559 --> 00:24:40.440 but just driving and you're just stone silent, so it makes me panic even 302 00:24:40.480 --> 00:24:45.359 more. And you just started laughing and you're like, oh, I remember 303 00:24:45.400 --> 00:24:48.079 this part of town. I remember this part of town. At one point 304 00:24:48.160 --> 00:24:52.240 you go, this is the this is like the best time I've ever had. 305 00:24:52.440 --> 00:24:56.880 Like you were so just like enjoying just driving around of the car looking 306 00:24:56.880 --> 00:25:00.559 at things. Um. But at one point we see, like you love, 307 00:25:00.599 --> 00:25:06.680 a thrift store. So we kind of passed one and it's like real 308 00:25:07.359 --> 00:25:11.000 jazz death, like it's just this wild like they got like, yeah, 309 00:25:11.279 --> 00:25:15.359 very it's very gay. Yeah yeah yeah. And so you're you look and 310 00:25:15.400 --> 00:25:18.519 you go, oh how cool. So we do it. You turn, 311 00:25:18.680 --> 00:25:19.799 we go on there, we go on the thrift store. I really felt 312 00:25:19.799 --> 00:25:22.880 like we were inside. There was Montrose. That's why I saying it feels 313 00:25:22.880 --> 00:25:26.000 big. Yeah. It was very like bird Kage, Yeah, seat of 314 00:25:26.119 --> 00:25:30.680 our favorite town. Yeah. It was kind of like really someone trying to 315 00:25:30.799 --> 00:25:34.079 artsy up a thrift store. Yeah. Yeah. So he spent some time 316 00:25:34.079 --> 00:25:38.519 in there, saw some wild things, saw some old people's photographs, which 317 00:25:38.880 --> 00:25:44.920 every fiftore has a bucket of old photographs of dead people just yeah, just 318 00:25:44.960 --> 00:25:48.920 family trees. Yeah. But it made a joke there because we were very 319 00:25:48.000 --> 00:26:00.240 high in there because this is just like like a nine hundred square foot were 320 00:26:00.359 --> 00:26:04.000 like, I've just been calculating the mentions. Sorry, I got it okay, 321 00:26:04.920 --> 00:26:08.000 Like it was pretty petite. And we were in there for like an 322 00:26:08.039 --> 00:26:11.480 hour and I laughed and I said, these people are gonna be confused and 323 00:26:11.519 --> 00:26:15.039 go home and be like, well this this weird couple came in and treated 324 00:26:15.119 --> 00:26:22.319 the store like a museum. Well, yeah, I walked around it through 325 00:26:22.440 --> 00:26:27.519 all edges. First, we didn't we did it in numerical order. We 326 00:26:27.559 --> 00:26:33.000 didn't. We walked in it, turn left. We didn't go like anywhere 327 00:26:33.039 --> 00:26:36.039 I get a grocery store, you just wander around, and a random cooling 328 00:26:36.079 --> 00:26:41.599 store. We did it like an exhibit. Yeah, but it kind of 329 00:26:41.759 --> 00:26:47.319 was like one, yeah, yeah, like this is the way that they 330 00:26:47.359 --> 00:26:49.920 built it to be seen. Yeah, And while we were there, I 331 00:26:49.960 --> 00:26:52.559 was like, but yeah, that was funny. While we were there, 332 00:26:52.640 --> 00:26:56.640 they had like I don't know, they had some kind of event they were 333 00:26:56.920 --> 00:27:00.039 marketing. Oh yeah it was pride. No, was it just probably I 334 00:27:00.039 --> 00:27:03.759 think there was a No, I think there was a specific like I don't 335 00:27:03.759 --> 00:27:07.680 know if it was just like a get together, like it was like it 336 00:27:07.759 --> 00:27:10.119 was a Pride party. Yes, okay, it was a Pride party, 337 00:27:10.119 --> 00:27:14.119 but it was a specific event though it wasn't. Yeah, And they had 338 00:27:14.160 --> 00:27:18.839 like this poster for it, and it had an old picture or maybe it 339 00:27:19.119 --> 00:27:22.279 was like a vintage photo, like a nag photo of like a man. 340 00:27:22.759 --> 00:27:26.279 Well, it was like it was like a yeah, it was for like 341 00:27:26.359 --> 00:27:30.319 it said like it was a vintage photo and said like Austin Pride nineteen seventy 342 00:27:30.319 --> 00:27:34.319 three or something like that. And I had this young man with his he 343 00:27:34.440 --> 00:27:38.400 was, you know, doing like doing like a sexy pose. You look 344 00:27:38.480 --> 00:27:45.599 so cute. Thank you? Chocolate do It's crazy? What chocolate do we 345 00:27:45.640 --> 00:27:56.920 have in the pantry? The chocolate? What chocolate? The chocolates and that 346 00:27:57.000 --> 00:28:00.359 box of fancy chocolates that neither of us likes any of them. I don't 347 00:28:00.400 --> 00:28:06.720 know. I think I'll like them. The little balls, Yeah, we 348 00:28:06.839 --> 00:28:10.680 like the decorative decorations. Um, So we go to the third store, 349 00:28:10.839 --> 00:28:15.519 we leave the thrift store, and then we go get lunch at a restaurant. 350 00:28:15.279 --> 00:28:18.559 This is gonna be a three part episode. Maybe. Um, we 351 00:28:18.640 --> 00:28:23.319 go get lunch at a burger place called You Boy Burger here in Austin, 352 00:28:25.119 --> 00:28:29.920 which is very good burgers, so good, so good, good good LATAs. 353 00:28:30.960 --> 00:28:33.319 Um. We leave there, then we go see the movie. We 354 00:28:33.400 --> 00:28:37.759 go see a movie. We got Alamo Drafthouse. We did, and we 355 00:28:37.799 --> 00:28:45.000 saw Elemental. That's what it's called. We don't fart. Yeah, we 356 00:28:45.039 --> 00:28:52.680 went and saw Elemental at the Alamo draft House. Yeah. What were your 357 00:28:52.680 --> 00:28:55.440 thoughts on that movie? I thought it was all right? Yeah, me 358 00:28:55.480 --> 00:28:56.720 too, So what do we do the rest of the name? So then 359 00:28:56.799 --> 00:29:03.920 we uh from there? We went home, okay, and then I cooked 360 00:29:03.920 --> 00:29:07.440 your dinner. You'll look at Gabby like it is. And then I cooked 361 00:29:07.440 --> 00:29:14.759 your dinner. I cooked what did I cook? Wow? He doesn't even 362 00:29:14.799 --> 00:29:18.480 remember an anniversary. You're a fucking pig. I can't believe you'll even remember. 363 00:29:18.920 --> 00:29:26.039 You're ridiculous. No, we got fast food we were going to because 364 00:29:26.160 --> 00:29:30.000 I had a fancy dinner prepared. Yeah, but then we ate, we 365 00:29:30.640 --> 00:29:33.519 ate. I don't think we actually ate dinner that night. Well, because 366 00:29:33.559 --> 00:29:37.640 yeah, we got some food at Alamo. We ended up getting a little 367 00:29:37.640 --> 00:29:41.240 bit of Alamo foods. We got cookies and a milkshake. Oh um, 368 00:29:41.400 --> 00:29:44.079 I guess that's not it. No, it probably was. I think we 369 00:29:44.160 --> 00:29:48.759 just ate. We ate our jew Boy burgers. Yeah, late later in 370 00:29:48.799 --> 00:29:52.680 the day. Then we got cookies and milkshakes at Alamo, So we just 371 00:29:52.759 --> 00:29:56.920 weren't hungry. We didn't do dinner that night. I wouldn't have. No, 372 00:29:56.279 --> 00:30:00.039 I wouldn't do you know me to skip a meal. I may have. 373 00:30:00.319 --> 00:30:03.960 I may have later than I may have like gone to Sonic or something. 374 00:30:04.000 --> 00:30:07.200 I feel like I got a fast food maybe or something that night. 375 00:30:07.599 --> 00:30:11.160 I don't remember. We just had, like we have just a regular night 376 00:30:11.240 --> 00:30:17.039 dinner. I guess it's the main point. Okay. Yeah, so yeah 377 00:30:17.079 --> 00:30:22.480 that was the first day special and night. Yeah, so so fun. 378 00:30:25.400 --> 00:30:38.640 And then here here comes Saturday. Hey, beautiful bitches, have you heard 379 00:30:38.680 --> 00:30:42.000 of our Patreon yet? This is a really great exclusive place where you can 380 00:30:42.039 --> 00:30:47.599 get two bonus odes a month, monthly live streams, a private discord to 381 00:30:47.680 --> 00:30:51.279 chat with us, and all kinds of bonuses and extras. You don't want 382 00:30:51.279 --> 00:30:52.720 to miss it, so head over to Patreon, or you can click the 383 00:30:52.759 --> 00:30:57.359 link in a description. You can even head to our website at www dot 384 00:30:57.400 --> 00:31:02.720 Crooked Bunny media dot com and clicked the bottled Up Bitch's icon. Join our 385 00:31:02.759 --> 00:31:06.960 Patreon, joined the fun and enjoy all the exclusive benefits to become a very 386 00:31:07.000 --> 00:31:22.119 important bitch. Um. Do you remember what we did Saturday? We went 387 00:31:22.160 --> 00:31:26.559 to the drag show, but you know you started the day of breakfast. 388 00:31:26.559 --> 00:31:30.599 So that's where I'm at. Oh oh, we had a We had eggs, 389 00:31:30.599 --> 00:31:36.519 benedict I some salmon eggs. It was so good. You've never made 390 00:31:36.599 --> 00:31:40.160 me such a gourmet breakfast before. I know, because I you know, 391 00:31:40.400 --> 00:31:44.359 because I hate you know that I had a poach an egg. I know, 392 00:31:44.759 --> 00:31:49.240 right, that was like, my pussy is wet, My pussy is 393 00:31:49.279 --> 00:31:53.359 wet. You poached an egg impregnate me? Yeah, yeah, and I 394 00:31:53.640 --> 00:31:57.559 didn't. It wasn't like overcooked either, No, like it wasn't. No 395 00:31:57.640 --> 00:32:01.240 yet, we're not just jazzing you what because you just you cooked a food. 396 00:32:01.640 --> 00:32:05.359 No dragging you up because you did it right, and you know what, 397 00:32:05.559 --> 00:32:07.319 that's hard to do. That was my first attempt, and Gordon Y 398 00:32:07.359 --> 00:32:15.039 wasn't even there to be like that was my first attempt and would have and 399 00:32:15.279 --> 00:32:21.440 my only attempt because we only had four eggs left. Yeah, and you 400 00:32:21.519 --> 00:32:25.000 got blueberry Englishman. Have a couple in there that I need to finish on. 401 00:32:25.640 --> 00:32:30.319 And it was delicious and nutritious. I don't know if it was very 402 00:32:30.400 --> 00:32:35.880 nutritious, but um, it was pretty fly for a white guy. Um. 403 00:32:35.920 --> 00:32:42.680 And then we finished getting ready, we went to the drag show Coconut 404 00:32:42.680 --> 00:32:45.680 Cloth went to Coconut Cloak, got there an hour earlier than we had them. 405 00:32:45.880 --> 00:32:49.279 We hadn't issues their uber, so we ended up like being right on 406 00:32:49.319 --> 00:32:52.519 time kind of because I was like, oh no, I thought we had 407 00:32:52.559 --> 00:32:53.559 to be there, like, yeah, I thought we had to be there 408 00:32:53.599 --> 00:32:57.519 in like fifteen minutes, but we had to be there in it. Yeah, 409 00:32:57.519 --> 00:33:00.640 it was something like that, but we had already called yeah blah blah 410 00:33:00.640 --> 00:33:01.640 blah. Yeah, I thought we were gonna get there. Really we didn't. 411 00:33:01.680 --> 00:33:07.599 Yeah. Um, So we go to the drag show and had a 412 00:33:07.640 --> 00:33:09.799 lot of fun. We had a lot of fun. Did you like it? 413 00:33:09.880 --> 00:33:13.000 I did know. It was a good time. That was your second 414 00:33:13.079 --> 00:33:15.559 drag third That was your third drag show in Austin, in Austin. Yeah, 415 00:33:15.640 --> 00:33:22.920 And which one's your favorite? I think? Um uh sage Brush Yeah, 416 00:33:23.000 --> 00:33:28.880 yeah, the Enjoys sours a really good. It was really good because 417 00:33:28.920 --> 00:33:34.039 this one, like I don't think it's meant to be. But it was 418 00:33:34.079 --> 00:33:37.400 like less theatrical than Sage Brush, right, and I like the theatrics more. 419 00:33:37.759 --> 00:33:42.400 Yeah, this was this was like, you know, just like at 420 00:33:42.400 --> 00:33:45.960 a club, yeah, but in Bud's brunch. Yeah, if that makes 421 00:33:45.000 --> 00:33:53.759 sense, it is the club. But yeah, that's why brunch club. 422 00:33:57.599 --> 00:34:00.680 And then m we were gonna buy time that ended and they started a little 423 00:34:00.759 --> 00:34:04.160 late and stuff. But by the time that ended, we went to a 424 00:34:04.200 --> 00:34:07.039 bar to get a couple of drinks, and then it was like, oh, 425 00:34:07.119 --> 00:34:08.920 well there's another drag show at this place. And at that point it's 426 00:34:08.920 --> 00:34:13.159 like it isn't two hours. We can stick it out, Yeah, let's 427 00:34:13.159 --> 00:34:15.880 go. It was like, no, it was like almost three three and 428 00:34:15.880 --> 00:34:19.639 a half hours until that show was going to start. Yeah, well three 429 00:34:19.719 --> 00:34:22.440 n yeah, maybe three three and a half hours, and so we're like, 430 00:34:22.519 --> 00:34:24.360 let's just stick it out. Yeah, And so we we went across 431 00:34:24.760 --> 00:34:30.880 the street to like get some late lunch, yeah, early dinner, and 432 00:34:30.880 --> 00:34:32.239 then we went back to that bar, and I think at that point that's 433 00:34:32.280 --> 00:34:36.519 when there was like two hours left. Yeah, and I was like I'm 434 00:34:36.559 --> 00:34:37.679 gonna fall asleef. I can't. Yeah, we went back. Yeah, 435 00:34:37.719 --> 00:34:44.159 we went to um, oil Can Harry's here in Austin. That's where they 436 00:34:44.199 --> 00:34:47.400 were going to have the show and the Stars Corn Stars Corn, which was 437 00:34:47.400 --> 00:34:52.480 also gonna be like a very theatrical style show. And so we're like, 438 00:34:52.480 --> 00:34:54.679 well, we'll just yeah, we'll just wait it out. We'll get some 439 00:34:54.760 --> 00:34:59.199 drinks here. So we had a couple of drinks at oil Cans, met 440 00:34:59.239 --> 00:35:04.880 the bartender um, and then we asked him, hey, where's a good 441 00:35:04.880 --> 00:35:07.639 place to lunch. He was like, right across the street, there's a 442 00:35:07.639 --> 00:35:09.960 pub. They have really good fish and chips. Neither of us got fish 443 00:35:09.960 --> 00:35:15.320 and chips, so um, oh yeah, we don't listen. Yeah, 444 00:35:15.440 --> 00:35:20.800 yeah, we didn't listen to a popped heart right now? Oh my god, 445 00:35:21.239 --> 00:35:27.000 could you imagine? It's more zealin? That's so good? Crazy and 446 00:35:27.119 --> 00:35:31.840 ahead, we went to the pub, had lunch. We had Irish nachos 447 00:35:31.880 --> 00:35:40.400 and many corn dogs. What a crazy thing to say out up, Um, 448 00:35:40.679 --> 00:35:47.880 what's an Irish nacho? It was undercooked waffle fries, yes, with 449 00:35:49.000 --> 00:35:55.599 like sour cream I think barbecue, and then I added I added, um, 450 00:35:55.760 --> 00:36:01.639 corned beef and like some chives and cheese. It wasn't tour cream cheese. 451 00:36:01.960 --> 00:36:07.079 Okay, yeah, they're okay, We're good. Yeah. Um, 452 00:36:07.159 --> 00:36:09.400 so that's what we had. We went back to oil Can Harry's. We 453 00:36:09.400 --> 00:36:12.480 were like, all right, we only have a couple of hours. We 454 00:36:12.559 --> 00:36:16.679 got a drink and I think halfway through that drink we were both like you 455 00:36:16.800 --> 00:36:21.760 ready to go home? Yeah? We were so tired. We drank a 456 00:36:21.800 --> 00:36:24.599 lot. We drank a lot. We were pretty drunk. Yeah. We 457 00:36:24.679 --> 00:36:30.719 lifted yeah, yeah, and then we went um, we called a car, 458 00:36:30.800 --> 00:36:37.159 went home and then what was it? Night? Not special for you? 459 00:36:37.519 --> 00:36:42.519 How do you not remember what we did next? I don't. Wow, 460 00:36:42.760 --> 00:36:55.039 you're disgusting, disgust. What do we do next? We decided also 461 00:36:55.159 --> 00:37:01.159 not to make the we all we decided again we will put off this fancy 462 00:37:01.199 --> 00:37:14.360 dinner for another night. Yeah. So yeah, we put off the fancy 463 00:37:14.400 --> 00:37:19.199 dinner again. M hmm. And then the next day, next night, 464 00:37:19.239 --> 00:37:24.039 pretty simple. I don't remember what we got night, probably fast food. 465 00:37:24.760 --> 00:37:28.480 It bothers me the least for two nights in a row, we don't remember 466 00:37:28.480 --> 00:37:37.039 what we ate. That really pussies me out. Yeah, I don't remember. 467 00:37:37.960 --> 00:37:40.599 Did we watch TV? Like? What do we do the rest of 468 00:37:40.639 --> 00:37:49.360 the night? Have we not had sex at all? No? Well, 469 00:37:49.400 --> 00:37:57.360 no, we had sex first night or the nine before the first night. 470 00:37:57.760 --> 00:38:01.400 We talked about that also in our in our atreon episode. But this is 471 00:38:01.400 --> 00:38:06.639 a sex podcast. Are really not gonna tell them about text too. I'm 472 00:38:06.639 --> 00:38:12.440 going you directed us episode. You've told me what we were going to talk 473 00:38:12.480 --> 00:38:16.920 about also included sex. Because we're sex podcasts. We talked about sex, 474 00:38:17.000 --> 00:38:21.840 but we haven't had sex at this point. If you want to wait, 475 00:38:21.880 --> 00:38:28.119 hold on. If this episode is supposed to be about our weekend anniversary, 476 00:38:28.519 --> 00:38:34.920 geez Louise, I just think sometimes you miss the details. Oh boy, 477 00:38:35.239 --> 00:38:39.559 carry out little shorts. We were we guess your thing right now? We 478 00:38:39.760 --> 00:38:44.119 uh, the next day Sunday, we I don't remember what we had for 479 00:38:44.119 --> 00:38:50.360 breakfast again, but we just spent We just had a pool day. We 480 00:38:50.400 --> 00:38:57.840 did have a pool day. We saw some kids that have parents. They 481 00:38:57.880 --> 00:39:06.039 had parents, they just or were they I was bringing in god, yeah, 482 00:39:09.039 --> 00:39:16.639 she's bringing Oh my god. I just playing with your flowers, Geez 483 00:39:16.760 --> 00:39:21.960 Louise, I have to approve my time card for words I text about it. 484 00:39:22.599 --> 00:39:28.960 I don't even know how to do that this one. But yeah, 485 00:39:29.000 --> 00:39:34.480 we uh, we just had a pool day on Sunday. Yeah, but 486 00:39:34.599 --> 00:39:38.039 what else happened? Like I can't just say and then like that's what we 487 00:39:38.079 --> 00:39:40.760 did, Like we were supposed to do this lea through numerical order of the 488 00:39:40.840 --> 00:39:46.400 day. You know, I'm just following. You're you you planned this route 489 00:39:46.440 --> 00:39:52.199 and then made me captain. Yeah, we had a bull day at the 490 00:39:52.199 --> 00:39:57.119 pool. We had a nice day, just a nice relaxing fun in the 491 00:39:57.159 --> 00:40:02.480 sunday yea, yo, I did it right, oh boy, And that's 492 00:40:02.519 --> 00:40:08.159 what we did. Uh, that's what we did for weekend anniversary. But 493 00:40:08.199 --> 00:40:13.800 we had sex. We had sex. Yeah. Yeah. On the last 494 00:40:13.920 --> 00:40:19.760 night, we had a really good sex and a really tough steak. Yeah 495 00:40:19.840 --> 00:40:22.559 that's okay. Oh yeah, that Sunday was a night we had our fancy 496 00:40:22.599 --> 00:40:29.599 dinner and had steak and scallops. And then I made um a little appetizer. 497 00:40:30.320 --> 00:40:34.719 Um. I made a little appetizer that was the stuffed pet, the 498 00:40:34.760 --> 00:40:38.280 mozzarella stuffed pets, peppers, sweet peppers. Yeah, it was really yummy. 499 00:40:38.440 --> 00:40:42.559 And then put a little olive oil on balsamic vinegar on him. Yeah 500 00:40:43.280 --> 00:40:46.239 yeah you did. Yeah. And then now that night we we had really 501 00:40:46.239 --> 00:40:53.079 good sex. Yeah, tell me about the sex. Uh it was it 502 00:40:53.480 --> 00:40:59.360 was it was nice. You were you We have it Is that the one 503 00:40:59.360 --> 00:41:04.760 where I came along? Yeah, like like the nights of the Round Table, 504 00:41:04.880 --> 00:41:16.119 you came a lot. Yeah. Trailer of this episode, Um, 505 00:41:16.239 --> 00:41:20.639 yeah, we have really good sex. What positions were we in? Well, 506 00:41:20.960 --> 00:41:23.400 boil, is that the one where we made out a lot? We 507 00:41:23.440 --> 00:41:28.199 made out a lot? Yes, yeah, we started on the couch. 508 00:41:29.159 --> 00:41:32.519 I gave you a little rope downs because yes, this is this was this 509 00:41:32.599 --> 00:41:45.320 is the Patreon episode about Yeah. I was sitting here. You kept asking 510 00:41:45.320 --> 00:41:47.280 me questions and I was like, I thought, I thought we were not 511 00:41:47.360 --> 00:41:53.239 gonna we were gonna not talk about that, um, because we wanted to 512 00:41:53.400 --> 00:41:57.840 like make it a fun bonus ode. You would like to hear about the 513 00:41:57.880 --> 00:42:04.159 incredible sex where I have the night rain tingle game a lot. Go subscribe 514 00:42:04.159 --> 00:42:07.960 to the Patreonicah, my god, guys, second detour riving you do, 515 00:42:08.039 --> 00:42:13.119 because y'all little shits. We had to deturve in the episode because if y'all 516 00:42:13.360 --> 00:42:16.400 you've ruined it for everyone, and I mean one, there's one Patreon member 517 00:42:16.440 --> 00:42:27.199 because off y'all, how to break the fourth wall? Oh my god, 518 00:42:29.880 --> 00:42:32.760 Um, when we look at it, I got it. Oh that was 519 00:42:32.840 --> 00:42:37.519 crazy to see. But yeah, that's a fun one. I was also 520 00:42:37.559 --> 00:42:40.000 on drugs, So if you would like to know how this turns into sex 521 00:42:42.159 --> 00:42:46.360 because we were on drugs the same drugs. I was okay, but it 522 00:42:46.400 --> 00:42:50.360 was really good. Yeah you were on too much of the drugs. Oh 523 00:42:50.440 --> 00:42:52.800 yeah, you got to call me down the hand. Yeah, you really 524 00:42:52.800 --> 00:43:00.639 took advantage when I was in a vulnerable place. Don't even right? Okay. 525 00:43:01.000 --> 00:43:07.360 So yeah that was our That was our anniversary weekend. We did so 526 00:43:07.519 --> 00:43:13.960 good. Yeah, yeah, no, it was It was a good It 527 00:43:14.000 --> 00:43:17.679 was a good old time. Um. I had a lot of fun. 528 00:43:19.000 --> 00:43:21.840 It was nice having three days with you because we hadn't spent a lot of 529 00:43:21.880 --> 00:43:24.880 alone time. Yes, we've been really busy. You got any job? 530 00:43:25.239 --> 00:43:30.199 Yeah, I mean we haven't had like a weekend together in a very long 531 00:43:30.239 --> 00:43:32.679 time. I just get a day here and there. Yeah. Um, 532 00:43:32.719 --> 00:43:38.960 so three days in a row was really fun. U miss you. Yeah. 533 00:43:39.039 --> 00:43:43.039 And I really liked the vintage store. That's a standout moment for me. 534 00:43:43.119 --> 00:43:45.639 It wasn't yeah because they had really pretty um tea sets and stuff. 535 00:43:45.960 --> 00:43:51.199 They did that a lot of like teacups, and you had like really pretty 536 00:43:51.280 --> 00:43:57.400 vintage glassware. Yeah, and a woman bought one, so pissed it's like 537 00:43:57.440 --> 00:44:00.239 the glassware of like and everyone's like, I've had a good Will and you're 538 00:44:00.280 --> 00:44:02.199 like really and you go to good But you go to good World's just like 539 00:44:02.400 --> 00:44:07.639 just regulars, megular glass, nothing special, but every single thing was special 540 00:44:07.679 --> 00:44:09.360 in there. It goes really I think I pointed out to you there. 541 00:44:09.360 --> 00:44:12.599 I was like, this place is just really curated. It's not like all 542 00:44:12.599 --> 00:44:15.440 these under other vintage doors where it's just like there's not a box of used 543 00:44:15.480 --> 00:44:22.159 batteries. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. People, why do they 544 00:44:22.199 --> 00:44:25.840 And then they're like there'll be four to fifty. How are y'all coming up 545 00:44:25.880 --> 00:44:32.679 with numbers for these days? Like who's phrasing this? Who's in the back 546 00:44:32.800 --> 00:44:43.360 being like this this seven pack of mixed batteries ranging in brand, all have 547 00:44:43.480 --> 00:44:47.400 battery acid poisoning and they're dead. I'm gonna put a price on that and 548 00:44:47.400 --> 00:44:51.960 we're gonna sell the Someone's actually gonna think wow, and someone's gonna purchase it. 549 00:44:52.079 --> 00:44:53.559 Someone's gonna put that display in their home. Yeah, for sure. 550 00:44:54.320 --> 00:44:59.480 You remember when we were at that one in uh what town did we go 551 00:44:59.519 --> 00:45:01.599 to? In Lockhart? We were at that one in Lockhart and they were 552 00:45:01.639 --> 00:45:09.519 selling it. There was like a half empty like bottle of like ground cinnamon, 553 00:45:13.239 --> 00:45:15.360 and it was like McCormick, like just as a McCormick bottle of ground 554 00:45:15.360 --> 00:45:20.280 cinamon years and half used. Yeah, it's like a logo they don't even 555 00:45:20.360 --> 00:45:25.679 use anymore. The full company's rebranded since then. Yeah yeah. And then 556 00:45:25.679 --> 00:45:29.760 it was like more expensive than like if you went to the storm bought a 557 00:45:29.800 --> 00:45:34.519 new one. Yeah. I was like, it's a good year for cinnamon. 558 00:45:39.440 --> 00:45:44.239 That was so disappointing and there was like no ac like the place was 559 00:45:44.280 --> 00:45:46.400 just someone someone that used to be someone's granddad. That was someone that was 560 00:45:46.440 --> 00:45:50.920 someone's granddad. Shit, and he died and they just said, can this 561 00:45:51.000 --> 00:45:59.000 be a business space? It's like coffee hands of just bolts. It's in 562 00:45:59.119 --> 00:46:04.679 a state cell. I won't they won't and yeah yeah yeah. The estates 563 00:46:04.800 --> 00:46:08.360 went so bad that they decided to llc it and give it a website to 564 00:46:08.440 --> 00:46:16.320 attract people from other lands to help them place that place at a website it's 565 00:46:16.400 --> 00:46:22.800 probably HTML. Yeah yeah, So like, are you sure you don't want 566 00:46:22.800 --> 00:46:25.800 this floppy disk that can't be used anymore because it fell in They can't pop 567 00:46:28.320 --> 00:46:36.719 it's a big candle. And also my dog ate half of it. Um, 568 00:46:36.800 --> 00:46:40.719 yeah, so you the thrift store. You like the thrift store. 569 00:46:40.760 --> 00:46:45.880 I likes the thrift store, just like really fun, well curated thrift store 570 00:46:45.920 --> 00:46:46.920 of my deans. And I hope you go back when you can give me 571 00:46:46.920 --> 00:46:52.480 a budget, let me, you know, run wild. Yeah. Yeah, 572 00:46:52.920 --> 00:46:59.960 What were your favorite moments and be specific? Um, you can detail. 573 00:47:00.719 --> 00:47:01.760 I like the one in the Jack Show. I was having fun, 574 00:47:01.880 --> 00:47:06.480 like just being out and about at like a bar with you. We don't 575 00:47:06.480 --> 00:47:08.079 get to do a whole lot. Tell them about the random couple that's sat 576 00:47:08.119 --> 00:47:12.599 with us. Oh yeah, a random middle aged couple sat with us and 577 00:47:12.679 --> 00:47:17.360 kept bragging about doing acid sometimes weird. Yeah, yeah, they like just 578 00:47:17.440 --> 00:47:20.760 kept trying to talk to us. I just didn't want them to speak to 579 00:47:20.880 --> 00:47:22.920 us. They came up and they're like, you know, we were at 580 00:47:22.920 --> 00:47:24.599 a four top. All the tables are. There's no two tops, so 581 00:47:24.639 --> 00:47:29.320 don't be in the comments. Like I just said, at a big table. 582 00:47:30.000 --> 00:47:34.159 Does he the smallest one available? Jesus, we got there are thirty 583 00:47:34.159 --> 00:47:37.519 bites early. We earned it. The leg room. Um. So this 584 00:47:37.679 --> 00:47:40.440 random couple comes up and it's like, can we sit with you all? 585 00:47:40.480 --> 00:47:44.159 Can we use these chairs? And this is outdoors, so it's a rooftop, 586 00:47:44.239 --> 00:47:45.440 so it's not like they're just at the table with us, all kind 587 00:47:45.440 --> 00:47:51.800 of spread out, you know, middle school style. And and then and 588 00:47:51.840 --> 00:47:55.039 then we're watching a show that is like so loud, like you and I 589 00:47:55.079 --> 00:47:58.480 speak, are next to each other, we can't hear each other. Yeah, 590 00:47:58.519 --> 00:48:02.920 and they're like an here, like no, we don't need to talk. 591 00:48:04.840 --> 00:48:07.239 Well, I think, well they left before the show started. Yeah, 592 00:48:07.280 --> 00:48:15.199 but was still DJ correct, But like, why were they there because 593 00:48:15.199 --> 00:48:20.119 it's not like this was It's not like this was a restaurant that just happened 594 00:48:20.119 --> 00:48:23.880 to be having a drag show at it. No, this is like bar. 595 00:48:24.400 --> 00:48:28.039 It's not a place that people would have been at if you weren't there 596 00:48:28.039 --> 00:48:30.639 for the show. Unless I think they just wandered in. I don't know, 597 00:48:31.480 --> 00:48:37.760 from out of town. They're celebrating anniversary something like that. No, 598 00:48:37.039 --> 00:48:45.079 she had just gone out of prison, right, No, I think I 599 00:48:45.119 --> 00:48:47.519 don't remember what they were. I think they were just vacationing. Maybe Yeah, 600 00:48:47.559 --> 00:48:51.800 well you told them that we were celebrating our anniversary. Yeah, why 601 00:48:51.840 --> 00:48:57.039 is that are hello? Um? And then they were like, okay, 602 00:48:57.039 --> 00:49:01.400 well you're we got two more cups for our mimosa bucket, like, oh, 603 00:49:01.480 --> 00:49:07.159 yeah, you gave us mimosas to celebrator. Yeah, we're gonna go 604 00:49:07.159 --> 00:49:09.440 out. We're shitting on this couple. There is something very nice for us. 605 00:49:10.800 --> 00:49:14.159 People should just shouldn't talk, right, I agree, Yeah, we're 606 00:49:14.159 --> 00:49:16.400 a stranger. That's fine. I'm not now I feel all the gay and 607 00:49:16.440 --> 00:49:22.400 I gotta go buy you something. I know, because y'all are celebrating being 608 00:49:22.400 --> 00:49:24.800 on vacation, and then there be like, oh, they gave us this, 609 00:49:25.039 --> 00:49:29.480 so we should invite them out, and now we're like spending the night 610 00:49:29.519 --> 00:49:32.440 with them, vacationing together for the rest of our lives because we're all just 611 00:49:32.480 --> 00:49:37.920 too obligating, you know, because we're all just like anxiety written. Yeah. 612 00:49:37.960 --> 00:49:40.280 Yeah, forced into a friendship with people that are twenty five years older 613 00:49:40.280 --> 00:49:46.519 than us with too many kids. Yeah, but that was fine. That's 614 00:49:46.599 --> 00:49:59.880 my highlight. Yeah, okay, cute, I can subscribe. It was 615 00:50:00.000 --> 00:50:02.519 really good time. Yeah, and I think I gave you a blow job 616 00:50:02.559 --> 00:50:06.280 to start off the weekend, is what it was, didn't I didn't like 617 00:50:06.440 --> 00:50:13.920 suck the soul out of you? Yes, yes, mm hmmm, uh 618 00:50:14.000 --> 00:50:17.000 huh yeah break it down there. Yeah, yeah, that's how we started 619 00:50:17.039 --> 00:50:24.599 it, which, yeah, which way to enjoy yourself? It was great? 620 00:50:25.480 --> 00:50:32.280 What what? Wow? Wow? No, I was gonna say which 621 00:50:32.440 --> 00:50:36.960 which I I was gonna say, which I think we've already talked about. 622 00:50:36.960 --> 00:50:43.519 But I don't think we have no. Yeah, it's a really nice blow 623 00:50:43.599 --> 00:50:50.639 job. It's a really nice blow job. Uh yeah, so that's how 624 00:50:50.639 --> 00:50:54.760 we started and then ended. Yeah, and then we ended it with you 625 00:50:55.159 --> 00:51:00.280 fisting me. Yeah. Yeah, No, I don't want to sell something 626 00:51:00.360 --> 00:51:05.679 though. I did not fister, but but he fisted my mind. Yeah. 627 00:51:05.719 --> 00:51:07.920 It was so good. Yeah, no, it was really really good 628 00:51:07.920 --> 00:51:12.880 sex. I'm pretty proud of us. We shall have for sex. Yeah 629 00:51:16.119 --> 00:51:22.239 all right. Yeah. So now that we're done this episode, how are 630 00:51:22.239 --> 00:51:27.920 you feeling? How's your high? I'm I'm would you do it again? 631 00:51:29.159 --> 00:51:32.519 Do an episode like this? Yeah? No, what you wouldn't? One 632 00:51:32.559 --> 00:51:37.079 star. I'm not saying it's a bad episode. I'm saying one of us 633 00:51:37.119 --> 00:51:43.119 needs to keep the episodes on track. Oh my god, unless such a 634 00:51:43.119 --> 00:51:45.760 good episode. It's so good. It's just but like we we got we 635 00:51:45.840 --> 00:51:49.719 rambled a lot. There's a lot of oh, but we always got back 636 00:51:49.760 --> 00:51:52.079 in place. If anything, I think this is wait, it's like just 637 00:51:52.159 --> 00:51:57.119 as structure as all your bullshit podcast that you listen to, the thing is 638 00:51:57.119 --> 00:51:59.639 about fast food. Why are we twenty five minutes in and we're not talking 639 00:51:59.639 --> 00:52:07.159 about ask food yet? Doughboys? You liked the dough Boys, I don't 640 00:52:07.199 --> 00:52:10.760 like that. Every time I'm like, cut, skip it, skip it, 641 00:52:10.920 --> 00:52:14.599 skip it, until he's like, all right, So today we're talking 642 00:52:14.639 --> 00:52:16.440 about Sonic. I'm like, great, because it's forty five minutes into the 643 00:52:16.519 --> 00:52:22.840 three hour episode. Tell me that's one. I want to learn the history 644 00:52:22.960 --> 00:52:29.559 and Toronto listen to this to hear you fat boy. Oh, I don't 645 00:52:29.559 --> 00:52:35.840 even know who hosts it. It's Mike Mentel Randy from Love Oh, A 646 00:52:35.920 --> 00:52:38.079 big guy, but I really like him. I would date him. Yeah, 647 00:52:38.159 --> 00:52:40.079 yeah, yeah. I always said that when you're gone, I'm gonna 648 00:52:40.079 --> 00:52:45.800 go head him down. I really think. Yeah. Never having a fan 649 00:52:45.880 --> 00:52:49.519 club, I've never did you talk about Mike Mentel. Nobody's so funny. 650 00:52:49.519 --> 00:52:53.119 I really enjoy him, Sweetie Brandy. He try to go get a little 651 00:52:53.440 --> 00:53:00.519 job at the mall with getting selling little suits anything, final people, a 652 00:53:00.599 --> 00:53:06.119 filing cabin at them all in a wheel it around the whole time and buys 653 00:53:06.119 --> 00:53:10.400 a filing cabin at the mall and it walks around the whole time rolling it. 654 00:53:10.840 --> 00:53:17.199 Can't put it in your car. We're good to office depot, stupid, 655 00:53:17.679 --> 00:53:21.079 like, Let'm gonna level two to get is that one New York kids? 656 00:53:21.199 --> 00:53:22.440 Is this a New York example? Because no one has a car? 657 00:53:23.199 --> 00:53:30.679 People? No? Well, yes, no, I'm just system tangenty. 658 00:53:30.320 --> 00:53:32.039 Oh I think that's how people in New York have to live. Got it? 659 00:53:32.239 --> 00:53:36.119 Like, yeah, let me go buy this from office depot, But 660 00:53:36.119 --> 00:53:38.039 then they have to like take a subway and a ferry and a because they 661 00:53:38.119 --> 00:53:42.039 no one drives car. So I imagine you would go around town if you 662 00:53:42.079 --> 00:53:45.599 have something like that, you would get you would get a cab. Maybe 663 00:53:45.960 --> 00:53:52.280 go ahead, dataway? Um that you said you wouldn't do another episode like 664 00:53:52.360 --> 00:53:57.719 this, Oh I'm saying I think I think one of us needs to needs 665 00:53:57.719 --> 00:54:00.519 to be sober to keep it. But we always get back on track. 666 00:54:00.440 --> 00:54:07.719 You think love has lost the wheel, you think she's gone, She isn't. 667 00:54:07.320 --> 00:54:12.679 How about this, she's doing this? Shop about this? Why don't 668 00:54:12.679 --> 00:54:16.840 we let our listeners tell us, okay, so they can comment if we 669 00:54:16.880 --> 00:54:21.239 should ever do this again? Well, jokes on you, because they never 670 00:54:21.320 --> 00:54:25.280 do this time they will they're like, we have really great like silent partners. 671 00:54:25.719 --> 00:54:30.920 Yeah, like we got a lot of listeners, thousands, if you 672 00:54:30.960 --> 00:54:37.760 will, millions trillions of listeners, but like no one wants to follow us 673 00:54:37.760 --> 00:54:40.400 on social media and no one wants are applied to anything like yeah, we 674 00:54:40.480 --> 00:54:47.480 got silent investors, silent investors who it all helps, it always helps, 675 00:54:49.559 --> 00:54:54.599 and hurt, I love you so much in Happy anniversary, Happy anniversary, 676 00:54:54.599 --> 00:55:01.360 I love you Okay. 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