The nigga said, Man, I met this bitch so fine, so bad,
she made me sick. Sometimes I just gotta fuck this bitch one time.
I've seen it grow that bad too, Like bruh, I'm happy,
like bruh. I've seen some women I be like, I see why niggas
is a trick. Yeah, bro, I see why niggas to give you
that whole check. Mm hmm, that's tough. I'm not doing it.
The whole check is crazy, bro, Yeah what I mean? But she
whole check. How much money you gotta make to give a check your whole
check. No matter what you make, you give her the whole thing.
So if it's two hundred, you give her a whole two two hundred thousand.
No, oh, yes, you got it. If it's your whole
check. Though, life hardest, life hard as a motherfucker. So if
I got to pay two hundred to make life a little bit easier, she
sucking me off, you know what I mean? But then you ain't have
no money with my dick wet. But you was gonna get that same because
you send your whole check. So let's say your check is three thousand dollars
and you're giving her your whole check, maybe just one check. Maybe I
got most multiple streams of income, like most black people say they do on
Instagram. What's going on? I am Eric Dizzy and this is another episode
of me talking to my fans. I don't know what I'm gonna call it
because Keena's not here. He's in Atlanta getting his babies. Uh. I
am joined by my god gee wheezy. I don't know if are you Gerald
from the Main Man improv? Or is that? How does that work?
I am the Postman? Okay, seriously, like it is, that's you.
It's embedded than me. Hey, mister the post that's that's you.
That's me, bro Okay, all right, that's me? All right,
cool because I never really know you know what I mean? But it's hard.
It depends on see me. But that is true. If you say,
Jeraldink, I'm like, who the Postman? That's what they're going to
say. That's what they're going to say. Damn, it's crazy. I
love it, though. See your work, your work for the main Man
hasn't superseded your work for dropping mail off When we first started, he did
and then now but now that basically my social media is just feel with me
being the male man. Oh, I've been forgetting that you do the It
didn't even dawn on me that you do a lot of your stuff in uh
in a uniform. Yeah, like far as the status is all that shit,
you feel me all that tax time coming up? I mean yo yo,
that's when you really be thriving. Oh yeah, tax time comes because
niggas really be on your ass. Pause everybody, best friend? Yeah,
well, uh, for those who do not know me and this guy have
been trying to well, I wanted him on Black Widow, and I want
to say why he wasn't on Black Widow, But I feel like it's going
to be this and the other person that was in the room, which is
why he wasn't on Black Widow. And a lot of the times with Black
Widow, people be like why, why why are you the guy most of
the time, or why do you use the same guys? And it's because
whenever I in buy a new nigga in the room, it never goes the
way it's supposed to go. And I had so much fun doing that,
bro, I love that was fun done before and then niggas gotta make it
weird, bro. Get and when people. Well, they don't ask me
that, but like when I was doing that, when it's gonna come out,
he's just probably keeping it in the you know what I'm saying, because
I mean, that's my guy, you feel me? Yeah, we last
time we saw each other it was a We've seen each other often, but
the last time we talked was at uh I think Domo's party. That's when
we really really was talking for like two hours about I don't even remember what
he's talking about everything. Every day Troty was drunking. That motherfucker too pissy.
When I see women drunk and person like that, it's kind of scary
because why are you just drunk? It's disgusting on thirty eighth Street. Why
are you just drunk on thirty You ain't? You ain't You're not thinking about
your surroundings. And I gotta get home, especially if you can be drunk,
but not on a normal night, Like your birthday is fine, you
know what I'm saying. Your birthday drunk is cool? You baby? It's
just Tuesday, you feel me? New Year's live it up right, It's
just Tuesdaynesday night. We have to work in the morning. That I never
really understood people who have their kids and go out on Wednesdays because my son.
I maybe y'all can help me, because I'm a new parent still,
like I've only been doing this for three years, so I'm still fresh.
My son is going to wake up at seven thirty, between seven thirty and
seven thirty seven, without no alarm clock, nigga without no without no cockadoo,
the dude, nigga without no nothing, He's going to wake up.
The thought of going out. I'm already sleepy at eight. So the fact
that the thought of going out wait until niggas gets to the club, because
niggas get to the club at ten eleven, twelve o'clock. Bro. So
I'm I'm here, I ate. I don't know by the time niggas get
I get to the club early, by the time niggas done got here,
I dont eight. I don't talk to all the bartenders, right, I
don't listen. I don't listen to six mixes the DJ in here going crazy
because ain't nobody in here to judging he going crazy. By the time of
my friends getting here, I'm sleepy then a motherfucker, and I still gotta
go home. Shower m hm, nightly routine, get in the bed.
This is two thirty three, four o'clock in the morning. My son gonna
wake up at seven. I guess it's one of the things. Well,
yo, yo, your kids are younger, so you gotta wait till my
kid get older to be a rap. So yeah, so you're dealing with
me somebody who if it's if he's with me and I got my son is
eight. Oh, hes gonna wake up, but he's probably not gonna come
in the wrong. He can he can get his own cereal to cereal.
He's gonna pop the turn of PS five on. He's probably gonna wake me
up with him online going crazy. It's going crazy. You get what I'm
saying. For real? Bro, they cheating, you know all of that.
We're cool. I'm in I'm messing around on coming downstairs till one o'clock
for real, because he's on the game. M hm. He might come
give me say, somebody at the door, might be at the door.
Nobody come over my house. So it's interesting. So I got to just
wait. Yeah, wait, damn. And it's gonna be a minute because
because you gotta think he you say three from me before I still I still
got the girls. He still got the girls, but he can he can
hopefully, you know what I mean, than listen. Then't gonna listen.
You know they're not. It's gonna it's gonna be a little bit overwhelming for
him. It's two of y'all. Yeah, they're gonna beat his ass.
Yeah, man, you're here about to stop. Yeah, definitely a lot
of stops. Stop, Stop, daddy, Mimmy. They so close to
age, they probably don't eve gonna listen to him. No, they didn't
get they might they might because I'll be thinking about it if me and my
sister had the same parents, and my sister and my brother got the same
mom the same day, and it never dawned until I had kids, Like
me and my sister really are different than a motherfucker. That half of that
half, that DNA, that split that changes everything. Bro. I'd be
like, man, my sister like to fight. She's a fighter. She'll
beat the bitch ass quick. My mama and my sister get down on bitches.
Brother. Yeah, I'll be like, but I don't have that.
I gotta fight, but I'm not. You know how you know how much
you gotta do to me pause to make me want to fight, bro,
you gotta do a lot, bro, because a lot of me is like
bro when you're from the ghetto. So if y'all not from the ghetto and
y'all not a black man, part of my thinking is whatever I do right
now, if I beat his ass, it's not gonna end good. Yeah.
Now, now these days, even back then, because you're gonna see
the nigga the ass. You beat his ass, right, and you forgot
about it. This is another You just beat his ass, then you go
to the skating rink. Now he with his cousins and you by yourself.
See, I guess. So you grew up on the street though, right,
hallfelle right. I mean I grew up in the ghetto, right,
So, but like on the street, like in residential Brena wayaway. What's
that? The cottages? Okay, the cottages so like where I grew up
were in apartments, so we rarely ever went to other apartments. So if
I fought somebody in my apartments, yeah, we probably met each other for
the next week. But it's over. Then we go hop yeah boom is
over. But next summer we gotta be bumping again. You get what I'm
saying. Yeah, granted if I bumped with somebody in the neighborhood. Yeah,
it's be forever for eternity. You know what I'm saying. It's just
crazy, But I give what you said. I just think like, if
you grew up on a Hallville warming, you following nigg over there on what
Persian? Yeah, you don't have to see him ever every day, you
know what I'm saying. Yeah, but but the times you see him is
priority type ship because I grew up over on tims and ship. So finding
NI gonna warn you might not ever see that nigga until high school, right,
That's what I'm saying. But then is it over? No? And
so if you feel like if you whoop a nigga while you in the fifth
grade, you next time you see niggas freshen your high schola. Yes,
still got beef. It's up. It's crazy, bro. And it might
it might not be, it might not be, it might not go to
blows were talking about grade school. Might not it might not come to blows.
But it's definitely his click versus mine. So Niggas is definitely looking a
little ways and then we might hoop. And then hooping was always like if
you was good. You gotta be good at hooping to resolve all beef.
Yeah, because to me, I felt like when A one came out,
that gave me more courage to go out and play basketball. And because I
could dribble a little bit and talk shit a little bit, I was cool
with a lot of niggas. But if you couldn't hoop and you just talking
shit, they're gonna beat your ass. So yeah, my sister like back
to the DNA shit. My sister, she got that whole Holy Field Mike
Tyson shit going on, and I ain't got that ship. But my kids
they so much alike like because they got the same they got the same parents,
so they are so much alike that and it makes me think about a
lot of people that grow up and don't like their siblings. And I be
thinking, like, how the fuck don't you like? And it's because you're
like, yeah, have the same you ain't got the same DNA, you
ain't got the same, you ain't got the same the background, you know
what I mean. I'll be trying to I'll be I've been ministers to have
conversations and shit, and I be like, man, we really are so
differentcause my sister is a Gucci man fucking future listening Migo love and bit like,
that's her, right, that's not me. The way I think about
DNA is crazy, bro Nah. For us, it's really nuts. Okay,
So listen. My child's mother, right, I'm sick too. She's
probably like six foot maybe five of us, you know what I'm saying.
So let's say, for instance, I was just five six. Let's say
I'm five to eight and she's five seven, right, right, But her
first child's father is six six, right right, she has a child,
right, that kid becomes tall because of the father, right right, I
have a child, my mom, baby mom. Let's say, let's says
my child becomes tall, right, why why not? Does he have DNA
from his sister? Wait? What does he have DNA from his sister?
Like? You do you feel like your kids share DNA from each other amongst
each other? Yeah? No, no no, So I'm saying, so,
how will my son become tall from his mom or his dad? But
let's say he grows to be like six five, okay, and his sister
is six to say, sister is sixty three because her dad is like six
six, what's to say the brother. Let's just say she had a son.
List let's say she had a son. Are no, listen to me,
Listen to me. Right, her first baby daddy is six six,
right, you have a son behind. Yes, let's say he comes out
to be six five the baby, not the baby, but when he gets
older. Yeah, for sure, that's crazy. Right man, baby?
Right? Me and her are five eight? Right, my baby, I
have a baby. By let's say it's just genetics. So it's genetics.
It's just genetics. Somebody might be carrying Okay, that's all. Yeah,
it's all changes. But my kids they all laugh alike, all of them,
all three of them, they laugh alike. But my wife and I
don't laugh like that. So whatever we did when we was hunching, the
laugh that we made in our sex factory, they got. But for me,
I didn't really think about DNA like that until we went to go see
whoever. Like when you're about to have a baby, they go talk to
you about your family history and your family's uh medical background. Eybody Uh loved
pressure that. So how did your great grandfather die? How did your great
grandmother die? You start going down the list and were like, God,
damn, cancer has killed everybody and it was like, do you want to
test for a certain D I was like, you can do that and it
was like yeah, And I was like made me think, like what if
you tested your kid for an illness and your kid had that illness but your
kid ain't here yet, would you want to like if you if you tested
six months pregnant. I don't know how, I don't know how often.
I don't know how far along serio it was when we got tested. But
you can do it as test and you find out that your child has down
syndrome, Like I'll be thinking, me, I think that's what I be
thinking God for. I thank God for maybe five things that I'm not ill
built. I think if I'm not ill built, I thank God that I
ain't got nothing serious crazy going on with me, like crazy eighty HD or
bipolar. Like when you start thinking about what then I'll be thinking, oh,
man, I'm so happy that all my kids are healthy, healthy kids.
Is healthy, just healthy, right, healthy and not ghetto. Yeah.
I wouldn't care what sex the kid, as long as it's healthy.
I was watching them gender reveals. The niggas be really mad, like niggas
be throwing pink, pink powder come out. The nigga get mad. Oh
God, I don't know what the fuck I mean. I can imagine if
damn you got four girls and trying the last one, you should be mad
that you not married and having four kids. I mean, if you are
married, oh, then you shouldn't. It shouldn't matter if I feel like
if you married, if you are my brother in law, my brother and
my sister. My brother in law and my sister, they have three girls.
He's a sports fanatic. Nigga got eight TVs and a motherfucking crib every
every sports notification on his phone. He got every heat he wanted to son,
but he he didn't get mad. Maybe he hit it. But if
you got if he would have got mad at the motherfucker gender Reville out of
Pustin. Oh my mom, you got me fucked up because why are you
this? Why? Why are your emotions come out like this? Punch me?
Could you imagine? Okay, you gotta think all over the place.
I got a son. You got a son, right, your name is
getting carried, right, your name is getting carried. But at the same
time, let's say your son was a girl. Now you got three girls.
I don't know how last name. I don't know how he identifies right
now. So you could have three daughters and one of them identify. Okay,
well I seen I just seen him when I came in here and as
and as a boy. From now, we're gonna identify him as a boy.
I'm just saying. But either way, but I feel like I feel
like most people should get their names hyphenated. When you get married, both
names, put them together. I'd be thinking, man, my last name
is my last name. I get so deep into it, like like even
before the just the slaves, Like my last name is Anderson. That's my
dadd's last name. He doesn't have his daddy's last name, So who is
Anderson? I don't know he has. It's mama last name. You know
what I'm saying, I'm not Anderson. I'm not what is my last name?
Because you don't have your daddy's last name. It's crazy, bro.
Now I'll be thinking, I'll be thinking my family some excuse me, my
family, some motherfucking toxic bro that my last name is Aaron. People don't
know that said, did they stuff thought my last name was dizzy. I
wouldn't have thought the name was dizzy. I would have just thought it was
just. My last name is Aaron, and I don't like my last name
because all growing up they used to call me by my first my last name
instead of my first name. So they'll do attendance and they'll call me Aaron,
and I'm like, bro, please call everybody's last name. No,
when you got that last name, that's the first thing. I don't give
a fuck, bro, I'm just saying, And I guess, I guess
suspending for all type of shit, but I don't. I don't necessarily like
my last name, but I would much rather have my dad's last name.
That's what I'm saying. I might rather have my dad's last name. But
my family is so toxic. The Aaron's family is so toxic that I don't
know where the name comes from because we don't socialize with anybody outside of my
great grandmother. So it's my great grandmother and my great grandfather. That's the
Errands, right, and then it's my my grandparents, and then my mom
and then us. So I don't I don't even know. So what's your
daddy? Lst n Neil Neil? So you're supposed to be a Neil.
I'm supposed to be your kid's supposed to be a Neil. They are,
That's what I'm saying. They are. And who's the say you ain't supposed
to be a Neil? You get what I'm saying. That's deep. Like
his last name messed around, He messed around half his he got his dad'sas
name. Okay, they did it right, but let me says his dad
last name. He might not even have his dad last You know what I'm
saying, Like it goes crazy. This is why for me, that's why
I don't smoke, because I'll be in my room spaced out like you need
to do. Mushroom Troy trying to get me. Yeah, oh yeah,
that's gonna be. That's gonna be it. That's gonna be the trip of
your life. Open that third eye, he said, Nigga, fifth the
ship that I seen when I was on Mushroom with my guy. I went
to a very very very beautiful place. Yeah, it's just like I was
on TikTok. A motherfucker said, how does a calculator work? A calculator
is never wrong. Bro. You can type in five times three times set
by some and so, and they give you the answer like that, there's
no way it should be able to it should least say loading and you look
at it especially. Just think if you got one of them cheap calculators and
how quick they work. Bro. No, yeah, that's crazy. It's
a calculator. I should have invited this nigga on the show. You know
what I'm saying, though, Yes, Now my thought process is, how
come now like they used to be afraid of there, they used to be
afraid of AI. But until I can until I get a number of a
math problem and can say it to my phone and my phone gives me the
answer back. Until we can do that, I feel like nobody has any
problem with AI, Like we'll we'll be up. Because if I can't read
to my phone three x three square times five plus nine in parenthesis this,
if I can't say that to my phone and to give me answer back,
then I feel like nobody should be afraid of AI because we niggas still,
even though we have this technology, niggas still suck at math. Still.
I just feel like math is irrelevant. Oh no, I feel the complete
opposite. I just I just it's the only thing that's it's the only thing
in my mind, math and science are the only things that is not objection
that. There is no objection to that ship. One plus one is two
everywhere. Yeah, that type of math. Yes, but you're talking when
you get to doing leentering. I don't know if I'm saying that right,
Like when you're trying to find the scope of this and that, I guess
just not for what I do in life. I'm pretty sure. Yeah,
what you're doing when you're doing costruction and you're trying to find But maybe the
niggas that doing that's doing the constrution right now to no math. That's why
I take it so long, because I feel like I feel like niggas doing
the road construction here has been doing construction since we were in high school,
and that ship still the streets ain't no better. I just feel like they
get paid by the job. So I'm not gonna make it perfect. Y'all
gonna call me back and I'm gonna do it again. I'll get paid again.
Very interesting, very interesting concept. So I was gonna wait to talk
since Keenan Keenan Keenan is out of town. I was gonna wait to talk
about the Cawway in situation, but I do. I fucked that Keenan should
have been here. So now I have a that's my dog man, great
father, my my, I'm I'm Justin and he's Gerald. That's what it
feels like. Mmm, who Ken? Yeah I can see that. Yeah,
I can see that. Yeah. I feel like So for people who
didn't watch, you didn't watch it yet, you ain't gonna watch it?
Are you gonna watch it? Watch it one day? So I just haven't
watched all of it, Like I'm not one of them people that watched just
clips. Yeah, but I watched like I got an hour in. Oh
yeah, it was kind of long pause. So for me, when I
saw that Kat Williams was on there, I kind of got excited because I
like hearing Kat speak. The last time I heard Cat speak was when he
blchered that radio host killed her bro killed her whole career. I ain't know
she got kn't. I ain't know that they fired her after that. I
didn't know. I know they they got into it after Yeah, because they
put she pulled a gun, her husband put a gun out and everything.
Because one I'm pulling the gun out of the niggah who Jona my wife like
that, because you're not about to You're not about to do that time.
Did she have cancer? No? No, no, she had cancer.
No. I said, you're not about to jone on my wife like that.
I'm pulling out a gun or any nigga who jooning my wife like that?
Yes, she hangs away walk away be a bigger man. But I
feel like when I watched it, I don't necessarily watch sh the Sharp.
Nothing I follow Shot in the Sharp. So I watched his clips, but
me going to his YouTube page and watching this ship never, I'm not.
Yeah, I do too, but I'm not going on his YouTube page and
watching none of this shit. So with this, I tuned in because it
was messy. I love it. But now that I'm now that it's old,
it's still going. It's still going. But now that the smoke has
settled, ain't none of you niggas been relevant in the past twenty years.
None of y'all. And I'm gonna say Kevin Hart has been relevant, But
niggas don't like Kevin Hart. Everybody talks to me like Kevin Hart ain't funny.
I'd be like, yeah, did did you watch a special? Oh?
No, Kevin Hart ain't funny. I don't like Kevin Hart. I
don't like his movies. He's not and in a lot of comedians be saying
Kevin Hart ain't funny. So if you take Kevin Hart out of that,
you take Dave Chappelle and his trans jokes out of it, because I'm sick
of him talking about trans people. Bro, talking about something. Now,
Bro, you take them out of it. Tell me, if you take
Kevin Hart and Dave Chappelle out of the conversation, tell me the last great
stand up you've seen. See, I'll be liking niggas stand up, bro,
like the last that's unfortunate. Listen the last I'm a goofy nigga.
The last stand up Cedric did. I liked it, Bro. It was
on Netflix. I don't member what it's called. Yeah, I like I
see them. I see what I'm saying. I think it was in Saint
Louis. Think it was in his hometown. He always got a suit on,
right. I didn't like I once he did the Diyminicious joke. I
didn't like it because it's too close to Tata Delicious, which is on King
the Comedy. So you're still talking about names and names being fruity and you
did that at ninety nine. Okay, I feel that's grass right. Yeah,
I liked it. I liked it. Uh who else? Steve Harvey?
He hasn't had a special but you, but he's been relevant. He's
been relevant. Faily Field, his daughter ship. I mean, he did
the he did the the Miss America pageant and he said the winner, right,
So how did he survive that? How did he survive anyway out of
his sick out of you would have got fired from everything? Yeah, I
would have laid in and been like, what the fuck did I just do?
You? Fucked up? Fucked up? I get it, but I
don't see that with her window. Even though he sucked up on that card,
you can't go back out and tell that girl we made a mistake,
because now I'm thinking it's rigged. You know what I'm saying. It's kind
of like it's kind of like the Oscars when they said Uhland instead of Moonlight.
I don't even watch the Oscars. The nigga said the winner is La
La Land, and La La Land was the white. Uh the white,
the white movie where they was dancing and singing, and Moonlight was the gay
the gay the gay ship from the dude of Florida. So who was supposed
to win Moonlight? And so what they do They go back and change it?
Yes, okay, now he was like, no, the winner actually
is on the stage chaos riggin, it's rigged. Yeah, I just don't
feel like, So you like goofy comedy, I don't like goofy comedy.
I don't. I mean, I excited. Some dry comedy just depends.
I guess. I think Tom Sagura has smoked everybody's boots Tom Sagura and Bill
Burr has smoked niggas boots in the past. Yeah, I just like the
laugh bro I do too, but sometimes I don't be I don't like laughing
at black trauma. I think that's what it is. I think when I
see when I see niggas making fun of black trauma, and I'm not trying
to make it deep. When I see it, it's not funny to me
because I really know niggas that's fucked up about that ship, and it's not
funny. So a lot of the times I feel like I feel like a
lot of the humor comes from me laughing at people that I love, and
I don't like doing that, so I don't. I don't like unless it's
like Martin type ship because he wasn't the TV show, but a lot of
that ship, I'd be like, man, it's just stupid. I don't
know. I don't know. Man, I don't ask me, but I
just feel like I feel like the people that he was naming, we passed
them now like we passed them. We were on to DC, Young Fly
we on Who's so, who's the we on? The Drew ski on Who's
the best Black comic? Now? Right now you have to say, I
mean, since you said we're past them and we're on the Drew Skis and
the DC, I don't know. They all mean you get what I'm saying.
They all mean like I couldn't. I don't think I can go watch
you Drew stand up. I couldn't. You know what I'm saying, I
could. I don't know. The way he built I'm just not about to
watch that nigga built like that. He's ill. He definitely ill built.
He built like your girlfriend's fat friend, your girlfriend, that's what he built.
Like to me, man, hel come this bitch, that's what he
built. Like me, I don't want to watch the nigga like and for
me, if you get money, you shouldn't be built like that. This
bitch is like that getting fucked. They are, Bro. I didn't say
anything. They are though, you know what I'm saying. I didn't say
anything. Everything. It's so somebody smashing raw clown going crazy and it's right
far. It's probably heater theater, but it's just a lot. You took
off your clothes. What I'm doing. You don't think like that are doing
it? I mean, I'm pretty sure women probably think about just think if
a man is built like Drew Ski but doesn't have his money and a girl
over there he take off all his clothes, I'm pretty sure her mind she's
thinking, like what am I doing here? I am? You know what
I'm saying that. That's why that's why I work out, because one day,
man, my wife got nothing fucking and I went in the bathroom and
I said, oh, you are trash, you are ill built. I
was. I had the dad wait it was it was disgusting. Sometimes,
yeah, I was just I lay on top chicken in a minute, asks
am I heavy? If she said, yeah, I don't know what I'm
gonna do, Bro, I'm like, what the fuck If she says I'm
heavy, I'm like, damn, that's a lot of weight. My sister
in law we were smoking in the garage and she was like, she said,
she said, you wonder you ever wonder why uh, why women be
so motherfucking limber, because y'all be fucking us and putting us in compromise positions
and fuck. She was like, you stretching my lower back while dicking me
down, and it's crazy. And I never even thought about it like that,
like niggas be voting motherfuckers up trying to do all type of ship.
She done got up and refreshed all her ligaments and fucking refreshed and ship.
I never even thought about it, like I have never thought about it like
you like a like a like a like a small Uh. I ain't gonna
say, like a batigue chick one thirty and less one forty less right,
and you fucking her clowning clown and you're going crazy. You're doing all type
of ship, the bigger ones when the when the legs is heavy, you
can't do all of that. Man, I had a bigger leg on my
shoulder. Bro, my mama when I got done. It was a bruise,
swearter guy. Bro, it was a bruise on my ship. Bro,
Like, noah, really I've seen it. Like what I feel like,
I got jumps. Could you imagine, just like, could you imagine
playing football and a grown man, bro and getting hit and then you fine.
Then you wake up the next morning and everything is sore on you.
Bro. Oh my mama was a bruise right here, bro, swearter god,
And I'm like, she got me, she got I put that leg
up here, Bro, And in that moment of time, I was fine.
But now I wake up the next day, bro, and this month
I'll find myself doing this. Bro, I'm like, damn, man mark
on you. My name. Motherfuck leg was big, bro, Man,
mother fucking my wife got some big ass legs. Bro. I'll be like,
Bro, you're trying to suffocate me. You can't even eat, You
can't even eat koochie and peace when the legs is that big, Bro,
Like, it's hot around there. It's hot, and I hate doing it
with the fan of you do yes, Bro, that's the best. It's
not what turn this bit off? His cold man. What's the best music
to fuck to with? No fan to you. I rather I rather not
fucking no music. Oh no, I don't have to. I don't got
to fuck the music. The best sex I had though it was fucking back
in the day and listen on Pandora was the only streaming service. And for
some strange reason, it was we were doing we was sucking the jo to
see and then but little John came on throw it up. I was going
crazy and I can't I only be doing it. I'm just trying to the
last nigh the pasta. Yeah, we're not. We're not doing that.
Turn this off, baby all. I reach over and pressed Paul's on my
phone so quick. But we know that sometimes it be heat. Yeah,
be heat. Now. I don't know when I stopped sucking the music.
I think I think when me and my wife just was like, you know
what, it's coming to bed. I can't even set the ship up no
more. We said to have used to. It used to be so nice.
Used to have candles to make sure it smelled good. We should wash
the sheets and ship before. It used to be like a candle. I
like a candle. Now I'm like the candle so I can make sure I
own die. Yeah, it's just a lot of candles seeing this. Man,
I definitely, I definitely put my glasses on to try to Okay,
you're blind without I ain't gonna say I'm blind, but you need them.
I need them. Like if I took my glass off, I couldn't reach
it on that board. Your should be you should be fucked up my glasses.
Yea, I take them off. This is just to get me started.
Okay, let me take these pitches off. You feel me that niggah
from take you a good chickens, give me hair to take your glasses off?
Why? I was like, why, dam bitch, why I can't
even see you down there? Where do you put them on a nice day,
nice bed? I don't know. Man, Yeah, bro, I
can't. I need my glasses. I need him. Well, he was
talking about the cat. I'm sick of Cat Williams. Man, I'm already
sick of it. Shout out to him, though, Shout out to him
what he's supposed to do. That's it, that's what he's supposed to doosed
to And I think that's why he's the king of comedy. Everybody that for
that specific interview, for that specific ship I got on here, Stead has
been on here, Ricky Smiley has been on here, Steve Harvey has been
on here. A lot of motherfuckers has been on here, and nobody talking
about it like they're talking about me. I win, I win, gotcha,
gotcha? What he's supposed to do? Because all y'all right now,
I feel like nobody gives a fucking The information is true or not, we
don't know, but just entertaining. Bro, I gotta pay rent and and
like I said, they were supposed to go on tour, so boom,
you know what I'm saying. He about tour? Yeah, he come here
April six, Mmmm, that was personally he is coming with Cooper, Mark
Curry. Yep, what's the what's the light skined do? He always got
with him red? Yep? What's the older chick? The fad? What
with the fade? Said the fag? Say Jesus Christ with the fad and
the two other people. So he did what he's supposed to do. He
did what he's supposed to do. It's called a dark tour, the dark
that out the dark tour something, don't to minimize it. April six,
Yeah, April six, Well, my wife and I went to go see
kat he brought up Mark Curry. How was it? It was cool because
he was talking about Indianapolis for like the first thirty minutes, which made a
cool cat. Yeah they do it every Yeah, he did it every city.
But he brought up Mark Curry. Was he fucking hilarious? Bro?
Because for a while I had to read. I was like, I didn't
even know he did stand up like this for real? But you and Mark
Curry is funny, He's funny. We saw Martin awful, mar No,
Martin came here. Oh yeah, yeah he was awful. That was the
worst that was. It's crazy, as I just think Martin is funny,
right right, right, But I wouldn't want to see him on And I
feel like it's a lot of people. I feel like that is one of
them. Yeah, like he's funny, but I wouldn't want to see a
stand up. I don't want to see Chris Rock do stand up. I
don't want to see Chris rock in nothing like Chris you never did. The
only thing I like on Chris Rock is everybody hates Chris. I'm gonna say
Chris Tucker. Chris Tucker is now the new Chris Tucker comedy. I'm cool
now back when he was on death jail. That was hilarious when he was
just raw you but you were. You don't want to see Chris rock No
fuck though, that's interesting because me neither I know Chris ruck Bro. I
can't stand Chris ruck Bro for something, man, I be I know why
Will Smith slapped that nigga. I'm a mama. You get on my nerves.
You are getting on my nerves. I can't mention that my wife's name,
Bro, that's that's stop it. Keep my wife's bro. Ludacris.
If if if Kat went and said what he said about my wife and me,
I'm not making no song. I'm on your ass right, I'm gonna
find you and like you said first of all, and if I am going
to make a song, it's gonna be after I say what I have to
say. Motherfucker, you're lying. Oh no, No. This song that
I would have made would have been to be a beer remix. I would
have been to be a beer remix. It would have been. It would
have been it'd have been too hard to deny. It'd have been like Hose
were talking about Ludacris. It had been like Hose. It had been like
be a beer. It'd have been like motherfucking this bitch, Dad, it
had been on something like Stump Stump, you know something like that. Bro,
you got me fucked. I'm not about to be old. And what
the fucking side burns looking crazy? Bro? You are forty five? Bro,
cut your fucking hair. Bro. I fuck with a little too.
I like the little as a rapper and all and all that, but I
just think back on his career, Bro, I just hate it. Luda
one man, one thousand percent. You don't think his videos is iconic.
Red Man's videos are iconic, and that's where he stole it from. I
can't even tell you fucking red Man verse. That's because you yes, because
you're younger than me and you yeah. But when red Man verse versus Red
Man verse versus a Red Man video, two different things. But Redman is
part of the Wou Tang, the wool Tang era of hip hop. Not
saying he's a part of wool Tang, but that early mob Deep and he's
part of that era or even before then. So no, no either like
Deep, I don't like wut. I never liked Wu Tang, never liked
Wu Tang and Wu Tang was trashed until how Hi I Met the Man came
out. That's me though, like all the movie, it was a good
movie. It was a good movie. And them niggas are not comics.
They're definitely not comics. So I don't know who the writers were. They
did a good job. They did a good job. Take's the chemistry between
those two though, Like we don't but we don't even we don't even get
movies like that, No More Man, how High, all about the Benjamin's
Next Friday, even the white movies like super Bad. I just feel like
the movies we getting down is just uh super movies. They were the only
movies I'm itching to go see in the theater. And it's over for that,
you know what I'm saying. New Marvel and then with all these streaming
but I wait, That Spider Man was crazy the cartoon. See. I'm
only I haven't seen any one of them. I'm trying to find the first
one, the second ones on Netflix. The first one is not It's like
you got Disney I do, it's not on there. No, that Spider
Man. Those Spider Man's not on there. It made me feel like they
don't own them or something is good but yeah, I feel what you're saying.
But I feel like even that the Superhero ship, I feel like that's
over because once the end game came, there would be nothing like that in
movie history, no, never ever. But at the same time, the
audience is growing. Like now my son's getting into it. You get what
I'm saying. He'll know about the end game. He's seen it, but
he don't. Maybe he's starting over. Yeah, so it's starting over.
Like you said, now they're gonna come out with Blade and all. You
know what I'm saying, I would be lying for something evenna watch it.
I'm gonna watch it, kind of like wrestling at this point. Oh hell
no, you do wrestling. But is your son watched wrestling? Yeah,
he'll watch it, That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying, Like
you're gonna, you're gonna, You're gonna, by default're gonna watch because your
son watching it. Maybe he's watching his room. I ain't watch that ship.
I'd rather play the game. I rather play the wrestling game off the
game, But I ain't watched It's just you can see it now. You
can see it now. I seen the motherfucker take his belt. Off and
whoop somebody as a finished remove, like, come on, man, ray
mystereo was fighting his son, bro, and why did the sun jump out
the ring and slap his mama? It's crazy, bro. I mean but
everybody, everybody doing the antics, bro, And you know what, it's
the people in the audience. I blame them because they need to quit buying
tickets and watch it flop because it's not real. Bro. You know what
I'm saying. It's not real. Yeah, but I feel like I feel
like people know that or they just don't care or no. Because my wife
says something to me the other day about something and I was like, hey,
you don't know that's fake. She's like, what do you mean?
I said, but that's not real? And I would have been irritated.
I just left it alone because I was like, oh, as a content
creator, as especially you like you, you are on stage in front of
people, you know that they don't really give up once you once they're once
you, once action, once it's action, they don't give a fuck what
you're saying is true or not. Bro. They just want to be entertained.
Yeah, that's it. So oh it was the little uh, the
little I don't want to be racist, but the little brown boys in the
jungles making pools and ship, I don't know what they are. I don't
know. I don't want to say or not, but these I said,
Babe, you know they're not really making this right. They got tractors and
ship in the background. She was like, what do you mean? I
said, they're not making these if because if you could do this, you
would be a fucking millionaire. And I'm thinking about the video. So it's
not think it can be done. It cannot be done. I'm saying that
nobody's gonna record it. Bro, you meant it sad that these niggas got
a motherfucking red camera, not damn, not damn saying. So I'm thinking,
like, in the deep jungles of Africa, I'll pray or somebody can
build something. And the deep jungles of Africa, niggas not making a motherfucker
gazebo. Yeah, I feel it's definitely fake, bro, this ship is.
I'm not saying that humans aren't capable. If y'all question who made the
pyramids, bro, I don't even you don't want to give me talk about
it like that, y'all. I just feel like these two niggas, these
two niggas with no hammer, with no real screwdriver, with no real shovel,
are digging six feet deep. So what do you think is happening with
the pyramids? I think aliens can So I'm just thinking to myself, how
were y'all able to pull a big ass you know what I'm saying? And
they was pulling on and then you can't you place that bitch on top perfectly?
Who got that motherfucker up there perfectly? As No, you can have
a thousand men, you can have three thousand men. You can have all
the niggas Martin Luther King marched with to get uh to get the civil rights
shit to to try and get a period. You can't. They would not
pull nothing. Bro. It's about the great Wild China. I don't know
nothing about that. That's a lot, bro, it's a lot. But
I mean that motherfucker's loan. Bro. But they but they've been they but
China about that life. This is what I like abo China. About that
life, bro, China. The ship that I be hearing about China versus
America. America killed Americans and the silliest way possible they'll make a thousand deep
uh defected cars. The cars are running to each other. They'll they'll,
they'll, they'll feed niggas high fruit, toast, corn syrup and every meal.
And then nigga's heart give out. China. The ship that at least
the ship that I hear about China. Nigga, you can't have too many
daughters. They're gonna take the daughters, you know what I mean? The
military be all all type of I just feel like they have two kids.
I think that I think they got more control over their people. America,
we got too much freedom, bro. And that ship that really that ship
really showed me that during COVID SO which one America? Yeah, because I
can say you got things well, I don't know, because America you got
too much freedom. I feel like if I was Chinese, if I was
a Chinese dizzy, I'll be a beast. If you was older in China,
just think one of those little girls would be here. You got to
no, yeah, you got your boy. That's cool. You're gonna let
them separate the twins? Yeah? Bye? Oh please, I see them.
Motherfucker with ten kids? Why you got that many kids? That's a
lot of kids. Why a couchie tired? Real bro? The fucking coochie
sound like that that coucie's tired? Bro? Why do you? Why?
Why do anybody want? I got three? These motherfuckers are expensive? I'm
saying. My wife and I love each other. That's what I don't understand.
My wife and I love each other like we love each other like that's
my nigga. I don't want to have that many kids with her. I
don't want to keep doing this ship. We've been looking at each other like,
Bro, I'm tired. Whose decision was this? I'll be mad at
her cause twins running her family, not mine and your twins. I'm fucking
tired. Niggas be having so many kids now, twins running your family?
Twins don't listen. Listen when they get older, When they get older and
they and they grow up, boom and they going with their lives and get
into twenty fives and thirties and they meet a guy and boning. But the
twins running your family, yeah, yeah, because of you. You're part
of that too. You're a family because family. No, but that's not
how it works. I'm telling you that's what family treat. Do you know
what the family tree is. I know what the family is, and you're
a part of that. Now do you know what branches her in the family
tree? Yes, you're part of I get it though. Yeah, when
you dig deep into it. But on the surface, twins run of your
family. Now, somebody dig deep down, Okay, twins on run from
the Arran side on the other side. Yeah, that's that's what I'm saying.
I feel what you're saying. Would you rather who? Would you?
Would you rather have your son have? What age? Will you be okay
with your child coming home telling you that they got they got a baby?
I'll be thinking about it like that. My wife tell me not to do
that, but I'm like, I need to prepare myself. Boy, your
son, your son come home. It's kind of hard. Pass It's hard.
Definitely not at school. I'm not okay with that. No, I'm
not okay with college. It's because look because look, because look because look
because look when I'm thinking about it now, like my mom, My mom
didn't really give me game about I wish she did, but she adin't know
no better about young people's perception of love. When you're young, it's easy
to fall in love it's easy. But when you're young, you don't know
why you should fall in love with a person. You don't you have the
slightest As an adult, you do now like you know, like maybe you
don't. I know that it's about partnership and it's about can we can we
formulate the ninety five bulls or ninety six bulls whoever won a championship, and
can we keep winning year after year after year after year, and then the
year that we don't win, we can sit back okay and say, okay,
we need to do plan and not point fingers while because a lot of
the times when niggas lose, they start to say, oh, you didn't
get enough rebounds, you just score enough points type of shit like that.
In relationships, I feel like people do not understand that that's the ultimate end
goal. Can you find somebody and play the game of life without hating one
another? And when you're young as fuck, you think it's about butterflies an
attraction. Hey, them titties are not gonna sit like that forever. Hey
son, they be sitting with it. But yeah, when they have kids
and they start feeding them, motherfuckers some milk at them hose and Mariela's get
all big the fucking stretch marks. Come. Now, you gotta start liking
tigers now, Shi, it is different. So but now you gotta now.
But now you gotta appreciate your wife in this different phase. And then
vice versa, because now you used to be this young nigga with the tight
body. Now you ain't that nigga. Your hairline receding. Now that you
know what I'm saying, you gotta wear hats. I tell them a minute.
You caught me a little too late. Hey, you called me a
little I'm out my prom It's a new prime. Eric, I'm out,
No bro, for real, I'm out. Bro. I'm done. Hey,
but I tell I tell a chicken in a heartbeat, b I met
my best one. I have a woman, m hm. When I have
a girlfriend that that I truly love and I care about, and I see
her like we're gonna make it work like boom, I ain't gonna wear,
ain't gonna wear. Think I go to work with a whole different because I'm
coming I know I'm coming home to something, to somebody, to somebody.
You know what I'm saying. So yeah, for sure that But until when
you're young, so say, like if my if my son or my daughters,
they suck around, they fuck around and slip up, And I don't
know how I respond to that, but I think I'm gonna try my best
to let them know that fucking is fun. But it's dangerous as hell.
It's scary because you I don't want my kids. I don't want my kid
to put love in front of stability, right, I don't want my kid
to put their love for anything over stability. And that goes back to what
I was saying about earlier, when I was saying passion. Right, you
gotta survive at life first, and life is hard, and life it's hard,
and it's it's incredibly hard when you're broke. It's extremely hard when you're
broke. Nothing in life seems fun when you're broke, nothing nothing seems fun
when you got bills and bill collectors calling your phone all the time and you
can't do shit about it. You're hungry as fucking you eating food that you
know you ain't supposed to be eating. You know that this ship ain't gonna
be processed, right, you know you're gonna have Life is not fun that
way. So if if you I don't want my kid to put that in
jeopardy for a piece of ass, and I have to. I was talking
to my niece Day in seventh grade, and I was like, do you
know how much life costs? No? They're not seventh Day's sixth grade,
so you know how much life costs? She's like no, And I said,
that's a problem because you're asking for shit and you have no idea how
much this costs. And it's how do as a kid like you're talking about?
You know, when we high school, we didn't know what we wanted
to be. How could you ever fucking know what you want to be?
I didn't know how much life costs or how much shit paid? Because if
you really knew how much life costs, would you want to be a teacher?
Fuck no? Would you want to be? Would you want to work
for the city? Fuck no? Would you want to if you knew?
I think part of my issue to growing up Indianapolis, I didn't know what
a nice areas was. So like you grew up, I thought if you
had a house, it was a nice area, no matter where the house.
Because I grew yep, because I grew up an apartment. My whole
entire life. Bro, I lived in two different places my whole life,
and they both were in the same We went from a two bedroom apartment to
a three bedroom apartment. Bro. Yeah, I called the whether I stayed
in that apartment or that buzzer, it's the same bus stop, the same
to the school. Yeah, move, that's it. Tell them new houses
I used to see get built like they was right behind my apartment back then
they were I mean neigh the hood now because they did to push us out.
But I'm like, man, they got so much money. You know
what I'm saying. They got so much money. Anybody who at the house,
but I drove down Haffield in the house, they're rich. I don't
care what condition is in you know what I'm saying. Damn, because I
live in an apartment in my whole life. Damn, that's perspective life.
Like my mom, she stayed in that apartment from I was seven to thirty
two five years Bro, twenty five years in the same apartment. Bro,
I was like, you were the she moved. She moved to the apartment.
What did that apartment look like when she moved at that motherfucker? Oh,
my dad came through. He redid the floors. You get what I'm
saying. It was he put it was floors on air and I was just
like, this is crazy. You've been here for twenty five years. That's
perspective, bro. I never even thought about stuff like that. Like I
remember as the kids, my son age, riding the bike around this a
circle. I remember who used to live here? Here, here and here.
You know what I'm saying here here, here are those premise still there?
Yes, you're going nowhere. You've been in there? Have I been
in them? Yeah? I used to deliver my own mail. Ain't that
crazy? Damn, that's crazy. I just delivered my mama mail. You
bet you've been heavy. Been over there recently? I dropped through there.
I mean I can take that way to get to my house now. Yeah,
I went. I walked through. I walked through Brendanway. The cottages
different, it's different, definitely different. It's different, but the emotions still
lived there. Yeah, I'm talking about it's changed. The name I'm talking
I'm talking about. I remember where nigga, my nigga told good he used
to stay, used to stay. I remember walking I'm walking through. I'm
like, damn, this this person dead. This this this I'm walking through
and I'm like, I still feel the emotions that I felt twenty something years
ago when I walked through this motherfucker. But yeah, this this the stability
part. Like people, people are so so people are so engulfed with finding
love that they forget to be a suitable partner for the actual the actual person
that they want. So I feel like I feel like passion, love,
all of these things are just are these are these are feelings, These are
temporary feelings, These are because And I'll use it as as a creator standpoint,
like creating a creating a pod, creating Black Widow, creating Made Man,
how you felt about it when you first started, when it was just
we're just going out here to have fun, versus we're trying to fill seats,
trying to figure out how to monetize this, We're trying to Then the
passion kind of go. I ain't gonna say it disappears, but it kind
of. It kind of takes a back seat to what the money, to
how we're going to make money to keep this thing going. So I don't
I think I'll be more upset that my kid came home pregnant or expecting when
you have no idea about life and your horniness made you make a bad decision
that you might you know, you probably don't even think it was a bad
decision. And it's and it's crazy for me, Like my son was coming
here in high school and his mom's not together, right, So my mom,
I'm thinking, like one, I have the son, So the baby's
probably gonna be with the mother most of the time, especially if they're still
in high school. Even then, when it comes to grandparents list, I'm
gonna be the last one, you know what I'm saying. I'm the last
one on the list to see it, to see it because you got her
mom and dad, he's in the picture, or whoever's in the picture.
It go to my son's mom. Yeah, because and then her grandparents your
son son. Then it's me here. I come hey. You know,
like it's it's different now with you. You got the girls. Yeah,
one of them come on pregnant and they still in high school. That baby's
gonna be right in here, bro. Yeah, for sure, you did,
daddy, for sure, you feel me. I'm tired now, little
man. You you did in a position I am that baby gonna be over
there with her. You get what I'm saying. Yeah, it's crazy,
and I never thought about it like that because it's but it is something that
it is something that we have to actively think about when it comes to community
and community building and uh, the importance of school where you have your kid
going to school lab because a lot of the times the environment. I seen
a clip on Instagram and it was like the best thing that you could do
for your kid is put your kid in a better environment school, neighborhood.
And I was thinking, like damn, because there was some neighborhoods that I
lived in, like the biggest thing was fucking or hanging out or smoking weed.
Like everybody was like, oh, it's kind of like one of those
things that nobody really did. But if you didn't do what you lane,
so everybody had this perception of did you lose youry yet? You know,
I ain't a virgin of it. I ain't. I used to lie.
Why was I in fourth grade saying that? Listen, bro, I was
in fourth grade saying that I lost my virginity, And they were like,
when I'm saying in kindergarten, why would I lie and say that? Bro?
To fit in knowing Damn well, I haven't did anything. I haven't
did any of those things. That's the school you went to. Because the
school that I went to that wasn't even that wasn't even a question. But
I hold you it was a good school. It was a good school,
bro. What school was it? It was IPS, but it was a
white IP. I was going to Christian Park, Bro. They were shipping
us from Post Road to English. Bro. I don't know where English is
at out South, so it's over there by. Where's where's christ work at?
Yeah? Like English and Emerson and all that South South. A nice
school, brose it was white and black. But if they ship, if
they shipping niggas from they shipping the rats from the motherfucking experiment to the motherfucking
school, it's still a school filled with rats from the experiment. Yeah,
that's true. So we did that, bro, And I'm just like,
I'm lying, Bro, I'm lying that that is that is a little sick
sick. I remember somebody, I remember, somebody in sixth grade was like,
that's why your balls ain't dropped yet, man. I was like,
what are you talking about? I was I could see now why people didn't
like me growing up because I never really took the nigga bait. You know
what the nigga moments, So what were you supposed to show? No?
I was just like, I don't know what that means. So I listen,
that was me. I don't know what that means. I didn't know
what that means either, What does it mean? I still don't know what.
But it's one of those It's one of those things where kids heard the
parents say it, and the parent that the kids bring up the school to
say it. But because my parents wasn't talking like that, I had the
slightest idea what niggas was talking about. Listen, my parents wasn't about either.
Listen, dude, I remember school. I was a freshman. I
heard like, I was in, Uh, what you taking in what science
classes? Are you taking? Freshman biology? I'm taking bology want So you
got to think. I went to Alton, so of course I had books.
We have books, So of course there's people there that dangerous. It's
upper it's upper classmen are still taking biology. You're taking you're a junior,
you're taking freshman class. You're senior taking freshman classes. These things got to
talk about hitting a girl from the back. I instantly thought me being a
version freshman. No, not even that. I thought, you mean just
literally fucking in the ass, That's what I thought. Bro, I didn't
know. I didn't know that. Oh you can you can get you can
get to the pussy from the back. Yes, I didn't know that.
Definitely know that. So listen when I did lose my virginity and when I
did lose mar Virginia Bro and the chick was like the mac. I said,
no, that's disgusting. You thought she was talking about Bro. And
I'm just like, imagine, she's right, this is this fucking weirdo.
And it was quick too a minute, baby, I was due. Because
a lot of people don't know my first nut. It came from actually trying
to find it. Fucking I never jacked off. Oh what you get what
I'm saying? Oh yeah, so I never jacked off. So my first
nut actually came. I was a junior I May thirteen, two thousand and
seven, my dad's birthday. It's crazy first listen, but it's crazy.
I had got head from a chick right before I actually had vagina. I
didn't know what nutting was, Bro. So when she's getting me head I
told her to stop because I thought I had to pee. I went to
the toilet and try to pee and nothing came out. And I went back
to try to get some we're head. She was like, no, leave
why now? When I realized, oh, I had to nut not pee.
Fucked up? Man, who all my niggas was getting here from her?
I mean she was the whole like she was on top for the outside,
showing her ts like. We was like, yeah, everybody to take
her and get head here. I am in there. I get some good
suckage, and I got a pee and I got to stop out the pee,
went to the toilet and nothing fucking came out. Bro. In hindsight,
I had another Bro, I'm a loser. I remember this girl.
I remember to the day shout at her. She spoke the girl solf I
remember, I remember. I remember, I remember riding my bike from the
cottages to over there by the East Rink to get some buns. Houses y
up in the houses over there, and uh, I see which way you
took, fucking Maleman. I'm serious. I'm like, damn go ahead.
So she was. She was on me this when I first got to LC
freshman, right up the nine eleven, so it'd be like nine to twenty,
like it was fresh right after nine eleven and not eleven was a high
school. I was a freshman, damn. So we was, uh,
I was? I was? She was? She was. She was plotting
on me, like she was always. Girls do this thing where they like
you, they'll make themselves seen. She was a freshman, Yes, she
made she made herself seen. She wasn't from here, she was from somewhere
else. She was they shifted her up here to live with her uncle or
something like that. So towards the middle of the school year, she was
like, yeah, you should pull up. So I was like, all
right, cool, go over there. And I don't even really remember,
like I think when when you're younger, you're just so ready to have sex
that nothing has to be done, No four play gotta be done. I
don't know. Yeah, put the kind Yeah, And it was that,
and afterwards I felt like it was. I mean, I guess it was
decent, but none, none of the work seemed worth, none of the
work. That bike ride would work. But yeah, I was. But
I've been jacking off since eighth grade, seventh grade year, so when when
I think about how easy. It could be for me to just busting up
versus this work that I got to put in, talking to you on the
phone, being nice to you, writing notes right, giving an alibi to
my mom because I'm a freshman, So I gotta tell her that I'm going
somewhere. So I got a lot of my mom. Then I got I
gotta wait for you to wait to the house that your visiting is clear.
So now I gotta come to your this house that's not yours, that's not
even your parents, it's your uncle's. So now I gotta I'm worried that
somebody gonna walk it like it's none of this was. I could have just
I could have just jacked off. But it ain't nothing like the real thing,
though, since who I mean thinking about it back then? Back then,
bro, I wouldn't having a back in the sex. You wouldn't.
No, I wouldn't have none of that ship, Bro, I wouldn't just
think like writing right now. If a girl got a good shot and I
stay out east, I'm dropping avon and get it. Boy, you at
your motherfucking it when I get back, it's fire, bro, Hell,
no brow you staying at night? Yeah, somehow I gotta stay the night.
Baby's long. N I get up in the morning though, six o'clock,
I'm out what You're not making a cooking breakfast? No? Hell?
Then you get them just doing that Like when when women throw in my house,
you want me to clean up, I'm like, no, Or you
want me to do this? You want me for to cook? No,
because now you're getting here thinking you're trying to own your keep. I just
need you to do one thing. Now. That sounds very animalistic, is
it? Yeah? But you know what I'm saying, though I do.
And man, I've had this conversation with the year that men can't even do
anything but stick they we wi in you because you're gonna think that this act
means more and it doesn't. Like and I hate to say this, but
if like if if, if we were recording pot and it's me and my
niggas, it's you, Mike, Hey, y'all, I'm stopping at pop
PA's. Y'all hungry? Yeah, give me a two piece? All right,
give me two pieces. I pull up. I get you out of
food now whenever, whenever we see each other again, and it's it's food,
you got whatever, it's friendship. Yeah, but if I'm heading to
a booty call and I need some motherfucking carbohydrates to give me some energy,
jumped some dick off, and I call her and say, yo, I'm
getting some food. Do you want some Now? That can be translated as
something different, and it shouldn't be translated. There's nothing different. I'm just
making sure that you ate, because if I pull up to this motherfucker with
my chicken and you ain't got nonhing, you man, okay, I guess.
So they just like, well, i'm over here, you want me
to do something basically okay, but again, but then again they could be
trying to flex and try to showcase their girlfriend abilities. Right, so it's
like a trap. You don't know. I don't want you to be my
girlfriend, but then I don't want to be rude. Well, don't come
over because because the girls that get it, like the people who get it
like, oh no, it's just sex between us. I feel like those
are the best ones, best ones for what the sex be, the greatest
come over here and you be like, I know what it's about ship,
but I ain't trying to be your girlfriend. You ain't trying to be my
boyfriend. It is what it is. It's toxic, man, because I
feel like if I go to a chick crib and I get this different because
if I go to chick crib and I see the trash over before I got
you, it don't. So it's like I ain't gonna say the babe pot,
I got it. I might talk about it too. You trifle how
many times you walk past it death and you keep stacking it up here?
I got it, tower a pizza over it. I'm only taking one.
If you if you're not going around to the bathroom, you got three.
If you got three bags, my mom, I'm taking two. I got
two hands. I'm yeah, I'm not doing that. You can't even be
nice to motherfuckers these days. Respect have some respect for yourself. Now,
I feel like I feel like that. And that's another thing too, my
kids, my kids was to get have kids. While they're kids, I
think I'll be more upset that. I kind of like, kind of like
towards my mom. I just feel like my mom doesn't know enough about dating,
so she'd be asking me, and I'm like, mine, you you
really falling for that? See, my mama and my dad got divorced and
they were married for like thirty years, which is crazy because I'll still be
with each other. So I just be like, why I get divorce?
But I get it. I guess I don't get it, but I get
it, you know what I'm saying. So it's like and my mom was
like, yes, some man asking me to the movies and I'm like what.
She's like, yeah, You're gonna pick me up. I'm like,
you feel let this naga pick you up. I'm like, your grandkids be
here. She was like, I mean, and I'm just like, damn,
it is my MoMA, Like where you going to the movies? You
really like the movies? Which movies you're going to? Right? What?
Yeah? What he taking you to? Because she don't know he if if
move were he right? Because if the fifty cent movie was still open and
he took you there, you were just really being amazed and then IM thinking
myself, are you gonna get his niggas? That's crazy man, man.
So yeah, a lot of the times when people be talking to me about
dating and stuff, I just be like, bro, what were you doing
in school? Like what were like literally what were you doing in school?
And did you have friends that was also telling you about the ship that they
was going through in school. I just feel like a lot of people did
not go through that. I went through high school being a nigga that girls
talked to like I was a brother. I was chicks brothers. Like.
I wasn't smashing like that. I was too afraid. I was lame.
I was like my high school bro. I mean, yeah, you had
sex and junior or yeah, I was lame, bro, like I was
just I was cold. I was funny. I was just like your average
high school student, bro, average high school studier, bro mm hmm.
Like I wasn't trying to I wasn't smoking in the bathroom. You know what
I'm saying. I wasn't going to school. What was you watching when you
got home from school? Jackelwalke's what what is it? America's Best Dance Crew?
Like that, that's what you was watching. I was watching Flavor.
I was watching sports like basketball. I was watching where I was in life,
Flavor of Love. Damn hilarious, Like, I just you just said
you was in high school when not a living happened. Think I was in
sixth grade. Yeah for sure. It's crazy. Yeah didn't even know.
I don't even know nothing about the trade centers. No one did. I
didn't, No one did. Never knew the exist no one did. Outside
of New York, no one did. That's crazy if you as a kid,
and how why the fuck would you know what the two? Yeah,
why would you know? Why would you even know what those was? I
didn't even know what those was. That shit came on and knew there was
like a plane flowing a bit and I was like, are we going to
the next period or what? And the teachers was terrifying, Bro, terrified
Bro. I was like, Bro, are we going to the next per?
Are we going home? Sixth grade science class? Christmastics. I think
that this is his home, early home early. I think we got sad
home early. Yeah, they had the buzz, the screw screw that was
ninety from ninety to nine, I would say to maybe October that was the
best time in American history. My mama told me this when not she said,
the world is about to end, So get your life together. And
all I can think living, how you are telling me to live? Jesus
Christ, What am I? What am I doing to make you feel like
I need to get my life together? I can't do nothing without you.
I can't go nowhere. You know what I'm saying. I can't cook,
I can't wash my own clothes. I have to ask to go outside.
I have to be in before the streets, Like, come on, how
am I living for you to say that to me? What am I supposed
to do? I go to church? When you go to church? You
know what I'm saying. The reason why I say it was the best time
period because everybody was so nice. Everybody was remember that everybody was nice,
bro, everybody was nice. It was so nice Rember that yeah, man,
on that time it said we're talking for iron ten minutes. Okay,
but yeah, that that The only thing that's happening, and right now is
is Kat Williams. And I really, I really don't care man, And
and this I really feel like it's the end of just the end of the
show. I just I do not know why we care so much about niggas
whose only job is to entertain us. If you're not entertaining me, which
Kat Williams did, but the niggas that he named, y'all, aren't entertaining
us. And when I want to y'all page on Instagram, y'all pages are
still trash like Ricky Smeley page trash. It ain't nothing funny on there.
See that's why I come on the radio. I hate him. I love
this comedy special. Who replaced? Who replaced Russ Parr Uh? The Bregas
Club on our radio station? Yeah, it's some I don't know who they
are. I like Russ Parr was nice. That was the best one we
had. And Tom Joyner and he's gone. Russ Pargo, I know they
got rid of him, niggas, they put somebody in his place. I
know that's crazy. Was nice. Yeah, I just feel like I feel
like we just too engulfed in like why, like why do we praise these
niggas and then we find out that they're not rich? But y'all not rich,
Y're just known, So why what? So? I know talented people.
I know a lot of talented people. Y'all don't praise them people.
I know people who do praise all the time. They like Jasmine actress,
she's fucking good, she's phenomenal, She's fucking phenomenal. But the niggas ain't
praising her. Is it because she's not rich? Because it's not rich,
not know, but she's fucking talented. So you take her and add one
hundred thousand followers to her page. It's up now now you got people rider.
You know what I'm saying. That is so crazy. Do you think
Jasmon would have different with one hundred thousand followers? No? I think she
will always still be this week. She's so awesome person. I told she
gives the greatest hugs. I don't know if you ever got a hug from
her, bro it's very, very sincere hood. I was like, oh,
you make me feel like I want to tell you about my day.
Swear. I'm saying, like, yes, I want to sit down and
tell you what I've been going through. It's crazy for for a good ten
minutes. Yeah, for good ten minutes. I don't like motherfuckers will give
me a hugg on my hand mhm, depends what she is. No,
if I give you a hug, if I'm giving you a hug, so
you be hugging motherfuckers, you ain't supposed to be hugging. And that's that's
that's you. I think I'm like a whole like for a sexual hohle,
that's the hon he that's the my fight. Yeah, like I'm trying to
please. Yeah, I think I go to a motherfucker a minute. Hey
girl, I ain't got talking to you. Hay girl, how you doing
I'm not doing it. Yeah it was nice, man, I'm not doing
that. But it's damn really like after we get off the show, I
feel like I have to be I hate that time. I have to be
you know what I'm saying. I got to be that person, like,
hey, reality, I'm ready pack my shit up and gone bro Keenan and
Boogie had me motherfucking hugging so many people after our live show. I said,
Bro, we're supposed to charge for this. Y'all want every female that
came to this show to come on this stage and take pictures with us.
I am ready, I am exhausted, I'm sweaty, my mouth is fucking
dry, I'm tired. I can only imagine what it is for y'all.
Bro, it's great. I mean now it's different like when we had to
show, when we had to store on fifty six. You know, we
used to take stage pictures right down on the stage or whatever, so it
was hard to get people out. I mean, I just take like I
said, that was the height of the show. I'm taking pictures left right,
and I'm like, why do you say that's the height of the show.
Uh, it was more. Uh it was it was new, it
was new, it was real new. You know what I'm saying. Nothing
you've never seen before except on TV. You know what I'm saying, Nothing
you've never seen before. And then you meeting so many people who they don't
know who I am. You know what I'm saying, they don't know who
I am. Boom. That's where the height of the show was taking helly
pictures and it's still hYP you know what I'm saying. Because we see new
people and I'm like, somebody, I've been to eight shows. I'm like,
I've never seen you the day of my life. I've never three hundred
people in this crowd and I've never seen you. Like you look right at
me. I'm like, there was three hundred people in this crowd. I've
never seen you. I could see if it was two people. I'm like,
oh, boom, No, it's three people in this crowd and I've
never seen of course, I see the people that I talked to on a
daily basis, Oh, let go such and such. Eric was there,
if you came to every show I'm like, Eric was there? Yeah,
you know what I'm saying. But if it's somebody I know on social media,
I didn't even see you, bro right, I didn't even see you
or whatever, So you know what, you know what I should have had?
There should have been the made Man show. It Butter it was.
It was what we did the outside show last year, and Butter sponsors for
the kids riverside. No, I'm talking about that Butter inside. Whether the
car was on that stage, there should have been a mad Man show opposed
to them DJs DJ because nobody was going to be better than Top Speed and
the people outside. Despite my nigga boogieing and being in an inside, I
don't give a fuck about that. I would much rather have taken boogieing them
out of that, put Boogey on stage of y'all. That should have been
it. I ain't in the department. I know. I'm just a cast.
Remember, I know the logistics, I know, So what would you
content wise? We can get out of here? Content wise? Where would
you? The first show was like what sixteen fifteen, sixteen, twenty eighteen,
April seventh, eighteen. Damn, I feel like I've been around longer
than that. So given from from that time to today tomorrow, what what?
What would you say? I'm trying to ask a question that doesn't put
anybody, that doesn't put you in a position to talk negatively about where it
is now, because it is in a good space, right. So it's
in a very good space, right, So like what would be next?
Kind of like what you were telling me about your idea? My whole thing
is what is the end goal? And are we working towards it? Then?
What would be next? In my opinion, a tour like I feel
like, I hate to say this, we it's crazy. I feel like
it's a lot of people we haven't touched in any apples. It's a lot
of people like we haven't touched the white people in the apples. We haven't.
I wouldn't mind doing what y'all do is over Yeah, I wouldn't exactly
because that's where the money come in. I wouldn't mind doing a show.
Like I said, we're in a theatre three hundred. If it's one hundred
and fifty white people there, I want to see how they react towards us.
You get what I'm saying. So we did something small and found square
and they loved it. They loved it. And granted was like like fifty
people, I love it. They loved it. You know what I'm saying.
So I would say a tour, you know what I'm saying, because,
like I said, I feel like we out Growingapolis, but it's so
many people we haven't touched. Yeah, that's the thing about Indianapolis, man,
it's fucking what seventy five percent white, maybe higher than that. And
when we go out to like bars and let's say we come from a show
and we got our shirts on, what y'all do I've never heard? You
never heard you know what I'm saying, just came out and just sewed out
right, just showed out like this is you don't even know. That's not
right. We didn't have thirty four on our shows in the last five years.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. You don't even know. So
that's the thing about That's the thing about Indianapolis is that you could be bubbling,
but you still nobody nobody will still exactly And I feel like, how
do you even cross over to the white crowd? Because when I meet somebody
who don't know me, I'm shocked. Bro. Yeah, I was like,
Damn, I'm not. Maybe I'm not as big as I thought I
was, or maybe I'm not popping. I'm not you know what I'm saying,
I'm not respectfully, I'm not trying to be. But I get it
though. How I talk about black Wood, I'd be like damn, like
they were like, no, I've never heard of right ever, Like damn,
the fuck with me? No? Fuck it in. But it's hard
to get the crossover because we can put the tickets online and the same people
buy the tickets. M hmm. But that's not a it's not a knot.
It's not a knot because people coming back. Yeah, so's who's it's
people who said they've been to twenty five shows. I'm like, damn,
that's dedication, dedication, you know, support, you love them? Yeah,
there's because there's a white improv group here. I feel like theyven Brownsburg
or something. I fuck I heard of them. Yeah, they they came
to Latitude three sixty when I worked there years ago. How was it different?
I just told you what my humor was. Okay, so you loved
it. No, they're not funny, but I feel like I feel like
may Man might not be funny. To me if I didn't know y'all,
okay, because like y'all when you when you individually, Troy isn't like that.
You're not like that Rogers. Now, I like that Jazmine when y'all
put them together and you be like, this is what y'all come up with?
This is funny as hell because none of y'all are comedians. Y'all just
and Jasmine, like you said, like she ain't she ain't that, but
when you put her on stage, she morphs into a whole nother person.
You couldn't even tell. You couldn't even tell the same way, I'd be
like, damn, I like this Rogers, laid back Troyge is this smooth
swam on stage and life for the party party, and that's and I think
that's what I like. I think because I know y'all, know of y'all
individually, then when y'all come together, I'm like, damn, this is
dope. Because if you if you didn't know who y'all, if y'all,
if y'all had that perception that y'all was just like that all the time,
like when we go to like niggas, you have shows and meet up an
epic. They'd be like, now you're back to your regular selves exactly.
You know what I'm saying, Like, that's that'd be my old things.
People think you're gonna be funny every d Yeah, funny like nigga, make
me laugh. No, I'm not. You ever have a girl You're fucking
girls. You're ask you to be funny. No, I've had a girl
say you're not as funny as I thought you was. Damn, it's what
you thought heard not not No bitch, sh hey, I'm taking them.
I'm taking them. Breakout ship, I could be serious. Damn i'na go
through ship. You feel me. I go through ship. I ain't got
time to be trying to make them a fucking laugh. But I'm tired.
That's very What's the biggest misconception that people have about either you, Bland or
me is I can't speak for everybody else me. They can't take me serious.
You know what I'm saying, They can't take me serious, and I'll
be thinking myself just like everybody. Nigga, I go through ship mentally,
emotionally, you know what I'm saying, Like I went through a breakup.
She didn't hurt it. You feel me. So people don't see that part,
you know what I'm saying, so they don't take me seriously. I
just can't take nothing you do serious, did y'all? No, I'm working
two jobs, but I'm trying to get this money, you know what I'm
saying. So damn I think. I think the biggest misconception about me is
that I'm just some freaky ass fuck think my life, bro, I'm not
even horny right now. I'm not even horny when I write this ship.
I'm not horney when I record this shit. I'm not horny ever, rarely
horny exactly. But it's like it's it's yeah, it is kind of like
and that that goes back to what I was saying about your passion. You're
following your passion and then people don't even take you serious exactly. They don't
even take you serious when you so like, in order to convey what I'm
trying to convey to you, I have to be so engulfed into this ship.
I have to be what it is, a zero dark thirty Lebron James.
I gotta be zero dark thirty. And when I go zero dark thirty,
when I come out of it, you think I'm still in it,
and I'm not and I'm not that you know what I'm saying. So so
I just be like, man, I just and I'm pretty sure Kenny can
contest to it, you know what I'm saying, Like, I ain't goofy
all the time, you feel me like, But now on social media,
I tell them if I don't take shit I say on social media a minute
serious because I deleted in this say I'm sorry, I had a moment.
You know what I'm saying. Because my social media now Facebook, I get
paid from it, so it's gonna be some absurd shit on there, the
people going yeah, So if I'm getting paid for every comment, every reaction,
I'm gonna say whatever, s what the fuck I want to say,
and I'm gonna comment back to you or you can comment back to me before
I get paid off of that boom Because howry posts have you seen, nigga?
You'd be like, man, for got one hundred and thinety eighty comments.
Fuck they are here talking about I'm over here writing Lol. Why you
say that? Boom? They go to that you feel me and then I
like interacting with people. So now when people see me out, I feel
like just like one of the guys. You feel me because I hate when
people post something it's a lot of comments on there, and they don't respond
back. Remember one time it was Chick. She had hilly birthday comments,
people telling her happy birthday. I went back every one and said, thank
you, thank you, thank you. Say why do you do that?
I said, because you should be telling them at least liking it. Yeah,
dasty, Yeah, don't be a loser. Yeah. I definitely deleted
my Facebook because that's just too much. But no, But when you bring
up a great interesting point about the role and responsibility of keeping the social media,
do you feel like social media presence do you feel like your social media
presence and your offline presence match or do you feel like once you once you,
once you tap in, it's whatever. Because I have I have a
hard time. I don't like my my comments, my replies. Like a
few times I comment on some academic posts or something like that, and then
they go crazy and I have like I don't want this. Delete delete delete.
I take it right, I know it was, but nah, I
also know wrong with it. I do I feel like my presents like I
tell them my father y'all don't even know. I can work a room.
You can tell you I can work and room. And I'm talking like I
could work in the room and I know anybody even with Justin bite me somewhere
weekend and we might not know nobody. We can make us a life for
the party because me and him feed off each other so quick. Bro chemistry
is there. When I when I invited them to my birthday party, was
like, yeah, can I bring Troy and h G? And I was
like, yeah, no problem. That was probably the best decision because we
had a we had a good ass time playing. I was thinking like,
well that, why can't bite me myself? I don't know, I knew
er. I didn't mean Eric Justin Gil. You know, I probably was
like them, thank you for because I didn't even think about it. And
and I don't like events, so I don't like. I don't like that.
I don't like because I always forget people. People always get mad.
But yeah, yeah, definitely take a picture of me. I'm sorry,
I forgot ship. They pulling me wrong, pull them in. I'm like,
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. It'd be me somebody and somebody
somebody to me and say such and such, and it could be like a
genuine friend, Like I know you got genuine female friends, and you can
be talking to somebody and then she pull you. But what's up? And
you never forgot about the chicken? You just li You know what I'm saying,
It's just get caught up in a moment. You gotta tell Justin.
You gotta start selling those packages. Y'all can't come, take no pictures unless
y'all buy the motherfucking Meet and great packages. Stop talking to me. I
don't even want to talk to y'all. And I know it sounds bad,
but you feel I feel so exhausted. I want to talk though, because
that's where I get the women. Bro. That's the hole on you,
right, what I'm saying, I'm single, It's supposed to be the hoe
me I'm looking for love? Is it hard? Mmm? I'm picky,
bro. I'm so picky bro. The smallest thing bro. And I'm just
like and then it could be one of the things I want. Who I
won't I want who I won't change with me to all. The rest of
the album is usual how to get by? I hate to say it like
that, but not me and most people, Most people function like that.
Yeah. I love everybody though, and I feel like we're gonna have a
good time no matter what we're doing. Well, we're going out for drinks,
just chilling. Do you feel like do you feel like going out with
women? Especially like for me, when I used to go to the Brier
for people used to recognize me and I didn't like that. But if I
was going on a date, I would use it as a flex. It
just depends. And that's the thing I go. I go, I'll take
you somewhere. I know niggas gonna recognize me. Yah, go on to
day, people don't recognize me, Like I'm sorry. Right when I went
to if I go to All Star with Q, that nigga would shake a
hundred nigga's hands and I'm like, I'm only shake his head because he shook
your hand. I don't know this, nigga. I don't know. I
don't know this nigga. Yeah, you feel me like that, right,
I don't know. I know everybody. Bro, Jesus Christ, Bro,
what's up? How you doing? I'm standing here like I'm god damn security
guard. Yeah, just standing there. Yeah, So it had to be
somewhere like I would have to bring her to one of my events and then
like, oh no, this is different because I had a girlfriend doing the
height of the show. They body even know it is that good or bad?
M M. I guess it's bad. It was bad. It was
bad because I should let people know. But she used to watch me,
like take pictures with everybody, and she's like, I trust you. But
then it be one on one like I look at the corner of my eye,
you staring at me, and I get it. I get it because
I got my phone out. You got your phone out, Like we exchange
the numbers. But you know what we do. I can tell this person
to follow me on Instagram? Right, right? You feel what I'm saying?
Right, So, if it looks like it's wrong, is it?
Yes, That's what I've learned being married, Okay, being married. If
it looks like it's wrong, it's wrong. If it can be even that's
wrong, it's wrong. Damn. Because for me, I got it's to
the points where I would so say, like I used to get really anxious
going to the main Man shows because people would know me in there, women
would know me in there. So I would be sitting in the front row
because Justin would ask me to be the judge. So then when it's intermission
time, like, I guess I gotta use a bathroom. But now now
I have to be conscious about who I'm talking to, how long I'm talking
to them, how long I'm hugging them, if I'm doing this and that,
because I don't know who knows my wife. I don't know who knows
my sister in law. I don't know who knows because social media, I
didn't know all these people followed my sister in law, so like they I
posted her on my my fucking timeline one time, and motherfucker's was I know
you knew her? I was like, oh Jesus, I just drop a
bomb. So I don't know, and it could be perceived wrong and women
are messy like me to bring to everybody other, yeah, and it could
tear people apart because I don't because I feel like people are mess so I
feel like I don't trust people like that, So I feel like they'll try
to find my girl on social media, follow her and do all type of
So I don't know how you and your wife dynamic is. But since you're
in a field that you do, right, are you still producing other people's
podcasts in the Okay, so if let's save somebody, it's like a word
about use at our show, somebody come up to you and but you're with
your wife, but at this moment you're not with her. Let's say you
go into the bathroom but she sees you or whatever, and some girl approaches
you to be like, hey, I got your somebody tell me you produce
podcasts. I'm trying to do this. It's a way I get your contact.
First thing you get to do was a bunch of phone until you follow
me here, right, Yeah, but my wife is my wife is gonna
come up. My wife is not she's not gonna be in a distance.
Watch it. You do what I'm saying though, Yeah, but that's that's
that's yeah. But it's also how the woman approaches you and how you're a
woman responds to that. I feel like in that moment, like I didn't
like how my wife responded to our first live show, like she would on
something in the distance type shit, And I was like, Yo, you
should have been on the stage, like come up here and sit down,
make yourself seen, make yourself known, because I feel like if it wasn't
for you. None of this would be possible if it wasn't for you bigging
me up during this shit, So I don't want you to play the backfield.
So it was kind of hard because me as me as a man,
I was kind of being too conscious about how she would have felt hugging out.
It was a bunch of motherfuckers too. I know what you're saying,
So it's but I felt weird because I was like, you acting like we
ain't locked in, right, And how would somebody know that we were locked
in if you way over there looking at me like a detective. So what
happens when when you make it to the bigger, bigger level? You ge
know what I'm saying. You have to pay for the packages, right,
So I'm saying, you know it's just but now she's backstage with us or
right, or if you gotta but some of them don't give for about none
of that ship. But I'm saying, you on the road type shit and
your wife is not able to go, then we don't even what I'm saying,
we don't even exist to her, they don't even exist. But I
feel like I feel like that's the I asked my wife. I was like
you know, a cheap passed. She was like, well who. I
was like, Easter Ray, She's like a nigga, I will speat your
ass. And I was like why. She said she's too She's too obtainable
to you, and I was like what okay. And then six months later,
I'm flying to La to go work on the podcast. So it has
to be somebody like So it has to be somebody like Beyonce. You gotta
be somebody way. I always think for the right amount of money, I'm
giving my woman a cheap pass I told. I told my wife she can
fuck usher the whole, that whole Thebacca with Kiki Palmer and her, and
that wouldn't even happen with me. I had to push my wife to the
moth. You got it, you got it. You ain't got a call
I talk to you tomorrow. I'll just be thinking to myself, like if
somebody approached your wife, if you're at a party, dizzy, I won't
let me and your wife for one night. Who is this person? Let's
just is my wife attracted to this person? I don't know. If she's
not, then it doesn't matter. So she would have to be, so
I don't know whose naming person's attracted to Usher? Usher? So like didzey
I wanted your wife friend? If she's with it sixty thousand, you gotta
pay me. No, that's not not pimping my wife. So she's not.
So she's not attracted to him. No, it's not happening. It's
not happening. No, that's right. That she looks as you like,
do you want to go get this money? Oh you're talking about Boom.
So that's somebody she's not attracted to. It's like who that she doesn't care
for? Uh, I don't know everybody else except Usher. Let's say a
fifty Yeah, say Eric got got fifty thousand. If you let me have
your wife for one night, she'd be back in the morning. I had
to drive back off. She'd be back and back up before the kids get
up. Fift thousand probably, so right, I feel you. I started
low because you I tell people I start for a million. God, is
she gone? The conversation you gotta have? I know, But them couples,
they be like I would never and I'm like, you don't be poor
for the rest of your life death because you can't make a decision. Because
if my wife is down with it and whatever. But I feel like,
because I'm gone, I'm out, I'm not even ask where you get this
pack of money from these kids? Up? Yeah, yeah, man,
I'm appreciate you coming through today. BROT have you back, bro yeah,
I gotta have you on keenness here my dog. But I just feel like,
I feel like podcasting is so weird when it's up, when it's everything
is about Cat Williams, when it's but when everything when something happens and everybody's
talking about that one thing, I don't care enough about that one thing.
Man. Your niggas ain't funny. Your niggas ain't funny. That's and you
know why. You know how y'all not funny is when he when he said
this ship, y'all didn't respond with humor. Y'all got serious. Y'all not
funny because y'all should have took it as an opportunity to be funny. And
y'all just got a bunch got a million views. It's the people who ain't
responding to me, Like Steve Harvey. I know he's not gonna respond because
he lost in that joke. Is he lost in that battle? It's crazy.
I've just seen an old clip of a joke to Bernie Max Ol.
Bernie Max stole a joke that that whole on King's Comedy. I think it
was his closing joke, the speech. Uh. He was teasing me,
you know what, talking about when she he was like, every time I
go to the bus, the bus driver don't never let me out because the
little boy had a stun problem. M hmm. And then he took his
mama to the bus and then she was like, and then he was like,
why are you gonna let my son on the bus? And then the
bus drivers stated, because he was teasing me, a little boy wrote that
joke. It's crazy, bro. I've just seen on TikTok and I'm like,
wow, I think all of them were stealing, because why wouldn't you
steal? Like, why wouldn't you still man? Yeah, why wouldn't you
steal? Like? I think that's sucks when you're caught. Oh yeaheah.
But whoever, who would have thought that social media would exist? That's the
time. That's the thing. Like back in the day, back in the
nineties, niggas, you wouldn't you didn't have to worry about somebody recording you
taking a joke at a a fucking wine cellar. Because that joke that Kat
williams there, I did never heard him say that before, never, never,
ever, never. And then I seen a clip from Comic View and
I was like, yeah, I see that. Damn I see that,
but I think, say it totally funnier. He definitely told it funnier.
So yeah, yeah, but this shows hard to write jokes what hasn't been
saying. It's a lot of ship that hasn't been said. But damn,
you really gotta think. That's why I liked Kat William Kevin Hart's little man
when he was somebody's his son, and the stove, yeah, and then
the daughter getting the cookies and the thug that. I liked all of that
ship because it was very specific to his life. It was very specific by
him being short and all the type of ship. But y'all, niggas need
better stand ups, You need better movies. We haven't had better writers too,
because we haven't had a great black movie in a very long time.
Bro. Because I really feel like me, Justin and Marcus, if one
of us was to pursue stand up with us three, we could put our
heads together and come up with a nice set just in the Marcus. Yeah,
who is who is performing Marcus? It would probably be me or Marcus
Marcus. It probably will be Mark. Marcus has the antics. He got
He's gonna do whatever. He'll let his life online. Marcus to take a
bullet for somebody. Yeah, I feel like, but I feel like that's
the that's the that's that's what's missing from niggas. Hey, only one is
gonna get it, and that's all we need. We only need one.
Only one is gonna get it. I don't have to be in the spotlight.
I don't either because some of the funniest things I've ever said on stage.
Marcus told me to say it when we play that Love Connection game,
Marcus, like, I think I said this, No for that characters say
it like this and do it like that boom and then you look up.
The crowd is in uproar M. You get what I'm saying that it's a
great feeling. It's a great feeling. But I wrote that, wrote up.
I told him say it like that, but I wrote that, you
know what I'm saying. So he's helped me do it like this. Troy
say it like this. You know what I'm saying, it's it's it's it's
crazy how it works. But I feel like that's just how it is.
Even when you write music and you know what I'm saying, sing it like
this or take that out and put this in there. I think I think
not enough of I think too much emphasis is put on the spotlight. And
this is why people can't get ahead because they think spotlight comes with and spotlight
doesn't come with money. Money comes with money somebody knowing that you did something
and you can do it, and you can do it for them and help
guide them. That's where the money comes from. When it comes to the
art. The art shit like I feel like a lot of people that do
podcasts through not how to produce podcasts, but the money comes from producing the
pod. Because two people can sit on a microphone and talk like ignant philosophy,
I'll be transparent ignoit philosophy can't be produced the way that I wanted it
to be produced because I'm the host. Now, if you and Keenan was
to do a show and I produced it, it would be different because I'm
worried about the video, I'm worried about the audio. I'm worried about the
topics. I'm worried about too many different things. So a lot of the
times niggas is just talking okay, But I got me and dj DJ has
a facility. I put out a cast a cat call and say, Yo,
any black women that want to do a pod, I'll produce it and
put it on the Black Widow and you can record it over DJ spot.
Now I get to take people who have ideas and formulate these ideas and tell
them this is how you basically what Marcus was doing with your jokes, this
is how this makes sense. This is Then I'm going to him and saying,
Yo, they need to record like this, Mike placement like this.
It's bringing him business. But it's also given me that producer thing because I've
realized that being on front of the thing ain't important. I feel like made
Man should have a podcast. I feel like because it's but not necessarily like
this, like an improv podcast, like you know what I mean, Because
it's so it's just but it's so it's so easy to keep control of your
people that way, talk to your people that way, get to know your
people, let your people get to know you. Because if people know,
if people start to develop this humanizing relationship with you, like they'd be like,
oh, damn Gerald is a real person. Oh he does. I
mean like then then I feel like when you get on stage, they'll root
for you louder because or root for you harder because they know that you're human.
A lot of the times people just think that niggas is trying to entertain
twenty four to seven and not being parents and shit like that, Like I
ain't want to record today, my kids been sick. Try this, motherfucker,
but I wanted to kick on my niggas and I had to record.
But I feel like this create the content creator space. If niggas don't if
niggas don't know how to, if niggas don't not to formulate the ship,
topics, uh, segments, punchlines, delivery all of that shit, you're
gonna lose it. And it gotta be consistent with it too. And I
feel like none of them niggas can do that shit. In the nineties.
It's hard because even like as a comedian without the Internet, how was y'all
even being funny? How woul y'all find a shit to talk about? Like
a lot of the shit that I know about in life now, I learned
from the internet, So it's really hard for me to like. Bernie Mack
was funny because he was talking about his wife and him being black and being
from Chicago, and his nieces and nephew and this, this and that.
But I don't like family trauma. That's just not funny to me. So
if you take niggas family trauma out, what the fuck are you even talking
about? You know what I'm saying. When you think about Bill Birr,
Bill Burr is funny because you're talking about racial shit. He's talking about his
wife being black, he's talking about pandemic, He's talking about shit that we
could see on the internet, you know what I mean? I feel so
I don't know. That's why I think. That's why I like Uh,
I like Desi Banks. I like that shit, the Black Air Force one
versus the White Air Force one. To me, it's very very, very
very funny. Henry doing music videos is very funny to me. Drew Ski
is funny, but he kind of lost me. He did that rape thing.
You see that video. Yep, took that motherfucker down quick as the
motherfucker like it not even existed. Yeah, But I feel like a lot
of the you have to read what's his name, Brooks Mojo Mojo from Detroit,
from Detroit, Chicago. He's from Detroit. Mojo. I like him.
This is funny. I don't think I know who that is. Yeah,
Mojo, he's nice. He's just the baby mama jokes. Basically,
a lot of these a lot of these guys. Man, I don't know.
I just feel like, for me right now, what I've been thinking
about, we really can do. But I've been thinking about this, the
talent that I have. What does this talent look like when I'm fifty and
my am I am I perfecting the craft that will be now that I can't
use when I'm fifty, right because it's scary because one day y'all gonna be
too old to do improv. I'll talk about all the time. You know,
I'm getting old. But even even when niggas is rapping, like,
bro, when you're gonna stop, when you're gonna stop, when you're gonna
stop, Hey bro, when you're gonna stop going into the studio and singing
about childhood trauma via auto tune. When you're gonna stop doing that? What
is this translating into That's when they say the money stop. There is no
money. You're not making money from making sales. You're not making money from
nothing want to it's a hobby. If a niggas done hooping and he's not
hooping anymore, but he's still go to the park and get some shots up.
Is he's bad? No, but he's but he's but he's still good
though. Niggas is making music and not being good like Buster, I don't
think has been good for a very long time. But he's just of the
album. And that ship was mean. Yeah, because that whole look at
Me Now versus Booty, I don't know, it wasn't that's always nice Chris
Brown, No, I don't. I didn't like that song. I hated
that song actually, but bust the rhyme's part was definitely not good. Let's
go no, because what he tried to do was do what he did on
I'm Never Scared and that wasn't the same. Well ever scaredy remakes. Remember
that they loved it. Then that was fire. I don't talk about look
at Me down. They look they love it. People love hot dogs.
What's wrong with that? You're like a good Glizzie Paul, No, man,
now, just I feel like I feel like the expectations for for black
entertainment has because niggas ain't trying to be the best. I feel like everybody
needs to try to be it. If you try to beat the best and
get with people that's trying to be the best, we make the best ship.
But the problem is is that it's not happening. But uh, man,
much much success to uh the show idea you told me and Mike about,
and much such to made man in private, and much of such to
you being a black father. Man. Thanks man right now, same to
you. Man. It's tough out here, man, very tough. I'm
tired. I'm exhausted because you work two jobs. Bro tonight hello from what
you what seven pm to ten pm? That's just throughatur today, okay,
uh, I think so and around and around here too. Put me on.
I'm very serious, man. We gotta have you back on. Man.
I appreciate your brother. We'll see you next time.