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We're alive, We're on the air, We're live. I'm gonna tell you,

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Mike, I like I take away. I love this job. Yeah,

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but what I don't love about the
morning shift is when it's cold.

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Uh huh. Yeah, this is
a null sort of a first I guess

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for for me, I did the
run outside and start start the heap up.

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Then I got to think, and
someone's just gonna steal it, which

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I guess everyone thinks when they do
that, right. Yeah, when I

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live in a probably wilder neighborhood maybe
than some, and no one's away come

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to my neighborhood because that's the bossoms, the opossums. I have a lot

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of wildlife. We all do.
Coyotes, opossums, coyotes. Dreamed there

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were some mountain lions there, weren't
you dreamt that? I dreamt that.

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I also, oh, crab,
what's it called when we're when we dreamed

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about a coworker a nocturnal admission?
What if it's not the most vivid,

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but it's vivid enough. Yeah,
we'll take it. Let you go.

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About three nights ago, I dream
that Danny was caught on a live stream

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naked with a woman who is famous
she was like an influencer type. He

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wasn't wearing a Josh giddy jert but
they were hanging outside. Was the weird

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part about it is they were She
was like laid out on a table outside

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of a hot tub, like he
might have just given her a massage.

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Yeah. There was snow behind them, so it was almost like they were

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on some trip. Keep in mind, this is not Danny now. It

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appeared to be Danny from ten years
ago, a little younger, a little

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more baby face, but she still
has a little bit of it, you

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know. And it was funny because
you know, he's a skinny guy,

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a little bit of a tiny,
tiny pooch, and I know im the

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last person you could talk about pooches. What sticks out to me is she's

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live streaming, she's got the phone
and she's laying on her back. She's

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naked, yeah, and it's like
as if she had just turned her over

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from her massage. He's naked,
but he's tucked tucked full talk yeah,

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and he's not dude. There's no
penetrave force. But he's standing as he

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like ruffling around the table. He
had maintaining the tuck and he was autographing

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right above her glory land. Really
yeah, all I remember? That's all

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you remember? Yeah, sort of
a hot tub scene somewhere in the snowy

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mountain towns. But I also remember
like the comments being like like eighteen thousand

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people viewing at once, like because
she was an influencer of some sort,

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okay, not because of his fame. Yeah, and he autographed her pubis.

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Yes, man, I love it. I can't believe this because this

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came back to life yesterday as I
was thinking about it, that I was

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driving to my car and I'm there. I don't think we should take that

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to the air. And I got
here and it was like, the rules

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are rules? Yeah? No,
no, no, that that's the locked

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in dream about a coworker. You
talk about it. He's not here to

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hear this himself. Uh No,
I don't think he's up. Texas,

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Texas. Didn't you? If you're
up, you better not be you.

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What are you doing? A dream? It wasn't. I guess it involves

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a coworker, but not the dream
itself. I was in bed with a

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coworker of ours in the same bed
is Christina, and that seems very normally

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happen. We lie together insin and
we're in Florida, and this is,

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you know, the meme of like
the girl looking at the dude. Yeah,

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she's thinking, oh my god,
he's thinking about girls on the sidewalk.

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No, that was a different one. Okay, not the one with

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the guys. No, No,
that's the looking back I'm saying. They're

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lying together in bed and she's like
looking at him and she's thinking, oh

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my god, he's thinking about some
other girl. And they show his thought

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bubble and he's thinking about fancy foot
James Cook not getting in the end zone

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for the bills or whatever. So
I was just staring at the ceiling when

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we woke up, and she's like, you look pretty intense, intense.

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What are you thinking about? You
know? And only because it was so

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clear what I was thinking of,
I could tell her verbatim. And I

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said, I'm thinking how hard it
would be to throw a football into an

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open dumpster from thirty five yards and
if you could do it three times in

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a row? Yeah? Did she
engage? And I think I said fifty

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yards the first time, but I've
lowered it to thirty five. She's like,

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oh, she laughs, She's like, that's really stupid. But like

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probably relieved, But I was thinking
of it. You know, like at

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golf tournaments you have like a hole
in one and it's like ten thousand dollars,

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fifty thousand dollars whatever, like whatever
the insurance thing is, Like what

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the insurance applications would be to having
a little stunt where if you could throw

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a football into a dumpster from forty
yards, say three times in a row,

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like if someone would ensure it for
ten thousand dollars, if that's a

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hard enough equation. You know,
it's we think that we can do a

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lot of things. Yeah, we
can do none of those things. Yeah,

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Like I'll just watch any throw that's
made him like, okay, we

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couldn't do that. Well, it
was fifty yards when I first thought it,

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and I asked cash the next day. I'm like, you think that'd

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be a fair bet? You know
you can't do it years, right,

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Yeah, he's like he said,
I was at the Cowboys. He said

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he was at the Cowboys facility a
year ago, and he was pretty good

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quarterback and he tried to just see
how far I could throw it, and

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he said he gave it everything,
and I think he barely made it.

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Fifty yards on one throw? Yeah? Do you In my head, I

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think I could. I can huck
at fifty yards, but I probably arm

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would hurt the next day. I
think. Do you in cash over Thanksgiving

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break? Do you guys go out
and hug the football around? Do we

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share a catch? Uh? We
did not, we have, but yeah,

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me and my brother did, and
we tend to every once in a

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while. You did this, yeah, yeah, just just nothing more than

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ten yards apart or fifteen yards of
partners. Dude, After five minutes of

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that, your arm hurts and your
hands hurt from catching the football. Day's

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up. Fun Your hands hurt from
catching the stingy football. It stings.

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It's football for a reason. See, there was such a tight spiral.

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I don't know we used to do. Uh, you know, like before

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I used to go back when the
Packers been the playoffs all the time.

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I used to go home and watch
with my brother and my dad. It's

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a two hour drive, it's not
a deal. Wake up early on Sunday

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morning or go spend the weekend out
there. And before the game, me

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and my brother liked to run a
route tree, you know, just kind

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of get the juices going because you've
been drinking a little bit, and then

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she's some nice cleaning or out.
Yeah, before we start really snacking.

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Let's go ahead and some calories off, so you hit. Now, we

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do them different than what the pros
do. We hit the wooing. Yeah,

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I mean, well, we go
off the high school playbook, which

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is not ideal. But you go
the one just right up the field.

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Go route, Yeah, go right
to get started. Two slant, nice

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slant, okay. Three we're gonna
revel bubble route. Okay, I'll motion

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in. Is the slant in the
bubble the same, both inside or the

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slants outside the bubble. I'll motion
in. Three guys are running back and

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kind of just do the loop.
You know the loop forged the curl,

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you know orld in that the five
is five and out. Six is the

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post, seven is the corner flag. The eight is fifteen back to twelve

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inside, and the nine is eighteen
back to sixteen outside. Okay, get

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both feet in. Nice dig and
if you miss it, you got to

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start over. So you gotta nine
for nine or you're screwed. Yeah,

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never got through it once. No, you get so tired, you're breathing

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hard. Just the go route alone. Oh, we're never going to get

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it done. The games about to
start. Oh I missed that. I

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used to like Turkey bowls back in
the day, and salute anyone who went

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out there and played in some form
of a Turkey Bowl this year. We

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used to have when I was in
school, we'd play the throw the records

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out the window, Kevin. When
the Flagstaff Arizona Outback Steakhouse plays against the

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Prescott Arizona Outback Steakhouse. Oh my
god, dude, war to blow war

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touch touch, hard touch, hard
touch. Yeah. But we played it

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in the JW Walk up sky Dome
and Flagstaff that's the big dome and the

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NAU plays. Oh that's a real
thing. Yeah, the world's largest wooden

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dome. I believe that's not some
piecemeal game. No, it's legit.

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And we annihilated them, mainly because
see, I was Q for a couple

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of years and we killed him no
matter what. And then one year a

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new dude showed up trying to take
my job at the flag Staff out Back,

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and he's really cool dude, we
were friends. We went out to

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the practice. I'm like, damn
that he's got a really good arm.

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I'm maybe losing my gig. Here. Turns out his name was Brendan Fitzpatrick

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and he was Ryan Fitzpatrick's twin brother. Yeah, so he had the genetics.

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Yeah yeah. I don't know if
his twin brother or he he was

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a twin and they were they were
Ryan, I mean, anyways, Brett

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brothers with Ryan. He had to
play college football somewhere. A lot of

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his brothers do. He has an
Olympic swimmer brother, and I think that

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was Brendan's twin. I don't know
how many brothers are there, five the

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Fitzpatrick bros. Gilbert Arizona's where they're
from. There you go according to science,

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and Ryan went to Harvard. Obviously
one of them was a swimmer at

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Notre Dame and it may have been
Brendan, the guy I went to.

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God, I gotta get all the
way down too. Personal life, jeez,

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Yeah, they have seven kids.
Stop we have too many. It

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doesn't say anthing, brother, That's
that's what it was. So we did

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the because we had still won when
I was cute. We didn't want to

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they didn't want to fire me.
So we did the split quarterback backfield,

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one center, two quarterbacks, snap
it to whoever you want. Yeah,

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it's going to just go back and
forth. It's gonna go to the It's

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very unpredictable for the defense because it's
either going to go to the better quarterback

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or the other one, yeah,
or me. But yeah, that's so.

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I saw Ryan Fitzpatrick at the Super
Bowl a few years ago in Miami,

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and I went. He's a friendly
dude, and he does the media

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even when he's still playing. He
would do the media stuff. And I

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talked to him about Brendan and he
gave Brendan my email, So, I

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mean, you know, it's all
so that I that's him again. He

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knows me as the guy who's he
was friends with his brother, Brendan,

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who took his job. But yeah, anyway, turkey balls were fun back

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then. They were. We did
one at un T and I really killed

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a guy. Yeah, and it's
their fault leading with the helmet. It

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was, you know, I think
I think I recruited machines for this one,

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and the machine did go. Machines
was a hoss right there. And

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it was the U n T Radio
Department against the journalism department, or it

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was our TV f first journalism.
Oh, but so they the first play

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happens. So when no one makes
it clear before the game, are we

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doing two below? Are we doing
touch? What's the plan in here?

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You know? But it had been
hyped up a little bit in the halls

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in the weeks leading up to it. Yeah, so we go out and

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un T plays that day. I
think I had like a three o'clock game

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or something. So we're getting out
there like early. I mean it's like

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nine am, and it's on this
field near the practice field. To show

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how shot it is, they dump
it off to a journalist. He runs

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into the end zone. We tag
him. He keeps running. Okay,

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well you didn't go down. So
apparently we're doing more than touch. And

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someone has the bright idea. As
it's just a bunch of amped up twenty

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year olds, someone has the idea, let's play tackle tackle. Oh like,

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and the game had started, that's
when you decided this. Yeah,

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that's that should have been discussed prior. Oh my god. So I can't

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do much down the field, but
if you need a sure shot five yards,

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yeah, stay in front of the
chains, give it to the tank.

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Hit me little five yard girl.
I turned up field the proper way,

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the other way from where you caught
it, and my head meets the

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tooth of unt at the time,
their field reporter for the game on the

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jumbo tron. Dude, he was
bleeding. There's blood everywhere, there's blood

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on my head, and I'm just
like, I was just playing. Yeah,

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I don't know, I was running, but dude, it hurt.

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And I remember that, but I
remember feeling so bad for him. He

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had the whole right side of his
face is just swollen and there's blood everywhere.

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There's a gash that was right underneath
his eye, and it was all

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just like, I mean, if
we're just playing touch, then maybe I

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catch it. Yeah, you voted
stock, you voted tackle. Like I

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didn't want to tackle, trust me. I was like, this is stupid.

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We get the ball to okayogo play. I'm not gonna play defense,

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so I'm not tackling anyone. Yeah, screw that. I wrecked that guy.

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I mean, Machine probably remembers it
more than I do because I was

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a little concussed. But Machine,
everybody, Mike Marshall works in the Mavericks

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was there and was like, oh
my god, you killed him. I

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mean got it killed him. It
was insane, dude, and It's like

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to this day, if I ever
run into my friend Ben Baby, who

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covers the Bengals for ESPN, Now
that went to U and T and he's

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like, I mean that time he
killed that guy he was in the game.

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Yeah, he's so tidy with the
guy do the game. I don't

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know. I didn't go to the
game, so I don't know his tooth

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get knocked out or no, no, but blood. Oh it was everywhere,

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dude. I mean it was like, this is dumb. This is

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why grown ups don't play tackle.
Dude, don't ever play tackle. We're

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all in shorts, right. How
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in the day whatever, you know, like there's sort of even a code

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to tackle even you know, no
pad tackle. And then you have one

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dude who's Sean Taylor. Yeah he's
like, oh tackle, okay, Oh

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I'm in it. Just full send. It has good anticipation too, yes,

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like what are you doing? I
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kind of grab on and drag him
down, like play normal ass rally Cooper

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and wedding crashers. His best role, by the way, if I had

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to have his best role, that
or the Eagles fan cam, which is

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they kept zoom to yesterday. He's
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doing a bicycle on his back and
then he kicks himself up. I

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mean, is that wedding he's on? This? Was he a serious tackle

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man? Yeah? I don't remember. Another move was back pedaling. He's

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just destroying Vince Vaughan just looking at
why he's warming up. It's such a

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great move, the bicycle on your
back and then kimp up. Yeah,

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he ever tried to do a kimp
up. There's no way that goes so

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poorly I'll break a bone. No, yeah, not even close. It

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would hurt too much. We'll see
what we can crap. Hey, like

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the intro above, crap over the
weekend to talk about crap five day,

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we can crap six day week and
crap. Right, No, I don't

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know you were off Wednesday. I
worked Wednesday, but I was off the

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week before that, so that was
nice. Huh. Yeah, it was

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a really good strategy too. Honestly, I'm glad you ended up going on

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Wednesday and me working is like work
a day which I wore sweatpants up here

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and mailed it in. So it
was great. Really, Yeah, it

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was JJ looking at you like,
Miles Garrett. He's like, no,

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no, No, she was looking
at me like would you be a professional

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for once? Whenever she was looking
at she looks at us like that a

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lot. Yeah, she just never
has looked at us like a year at

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all. No, we're not three
Miles Garrett's in here for you. No,

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not at all. I just talked
about struggling playing football during Thanks Davie,

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go tackle so hard, please hurt. In our defense, we said

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nothing about how we look shirtless with
sweatpants on and how we're backing. Yeah

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inside, what NFL player or celebrity
we all is a favorite? Okay,

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let's get on. Yeah what NFL
player? Because I'm probably what Kelsey you

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know? Oh okay, dude,
I feel like I'm okay On a good

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day. I could be Scoonmaker on
a good day. No one really knows

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he looks like you know what,
You're right, I'm tired of Maker.

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I don't know what he looks like. He's not pretty eyes, the blue

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eyes. Maybe I might be Sean
McEwan. I don't know what he looks

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like. Yeah, no one does. I think we're all tight ends.

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Anytime you need to get generic white
dude. A football position positions not big

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enough to be any alignment. You're
not playing any real skill position. But

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Danny prior tight end, Danny slender, he's slender man. Danny's You're kind

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of your Nico Collins, the tall
skinning guy Adams. Yeah, he's not

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that tall. No, he's down
the thick too a little bit. It's

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pretty literary. I think, I
don't know here. You can work on

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that you have till the rest of
the year. Okay, you'll need I'll

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need all that. What you do
in Florida man chilled. Yeah it was

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great though, weather good. Yeah, yeah, I mean I was dumping

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rain when we got there. I
had to. I just stand outside for

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the turkey pick up, like we
did. The What we do have in

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Sarasota, Florida is Amish people,
okay, and the Amish people are a

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very hard working, good cooking crew. You don't run across many Amish people

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around here. If you're Amish,
call in, yeah, dude, Amish

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to Amish Monday ninety seven on the
Freak two and four eight seven seven eight

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seven. If you're Amish, what
if our ratings just dominant the station we

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need any number one can get number
one amongst the Amish. Ninety seven won

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the Freak. We're number one in
prison. Yeah, we are good in

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prison. I know. It's a
whole region of Sarahota that's like Amish people

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always has been. There's always a
couple good restaurants Yoders, and you go

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in there and you will pay very
very good prices for a mountain of delicious

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food. So if I didn't want
to cook, so I ordered everything pick

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up from an Amish restaurant. So
when we landed, we had to go

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scoop it up. Oh the pies, and we did go with key Lime

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pie, but there was twenty five
pies that you choose from. They love

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making pies. Do you feel like
you gained weight? I no idea like

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a lot of weight, four pounds
when I weighed myself this morning, I

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should have checked because I definitely feel
like five to ten. Yeah, and

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I don't even like Thanksgiving food.
The amount of sweets that have taken over

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to Thanksgiving. Yeah, it's a
problem. So yeah, I had to

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go wait and pick up the turkey
from there. It was nice, you

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know, everything packaged and you just
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served. I also have a problem. There's a little sandwich shop in Florida.

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It's called Anna's Sandwiches. Anna's Deli
been there forever. It's my favorite

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sandwich in the world, the Surfer. So every time I go there,

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I will get like five of five
of these surfers and have them in the

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fridge the entire time I'm there and
just eat. They're cutting quarters. You

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just eat a nice quarter sandwich.
You just anytime I pass the refrigerator,

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I'm going with the quarter of the
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of food stuff that's I'm sure.
Uh it's this circle. It's it looks

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almost like a Shlotsky circle, but
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And then it's just really thinly sliced
turkey and ham, a little bit

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of Swiss cucumber is the key,
very thin leaf, very thinly sliced cucumber.

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It's delicious. I almost have brought
you guys one. They're that damn

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good. Yeah, butthing you got
to put it in the plane and it's

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you know, yeah, my mom
brought one when I graduated college in Arizona.

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All right, she brought a cooler
full of an a sandwiches to me.

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Oh yeah, it was very sweet. The one thing that'll make him

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happy. Yeah, wearing his graduation
outfit and going bald. When'd you get

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back. It's Saturday night, Saturday
night. Yeah, it was great though.

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Man, it was beautiful. It's
really nice. I mean, other

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than you know, a little bit
of rain. It was nice. Fight.

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His house is great and you're chilling
in Florida. We barely left the

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house, although one night we went
out to Ceskey and we have some friends

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who live out there, and we
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and man, Friday after Thanksgiving,
and I think every Friday or every night

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it's yester Key, old people getting
hammered, hardy and laughing at the rest

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of the world in this. In
this, you know, as the sun

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sets, you're in a tiki hut
and there's some band playing, Paul Simon

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and Steely Dan and they sound great
and you're just just getting wasted and laughing

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and being thankful for what you have. Kind of Yeah, I got hit

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the Florida people. You are a
different breed. Thank you so much.

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But there were I mean, nice, good people, not even like rednecky

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or whatever, like stereotype people throw
it down with every state or whatever the

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hell it is. Yeah, it
was awesome. Christina is like obsessed with

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dad jokes. She just loves them, so I try to hit her with

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some sometimes. That's why she laughed
at me a lot when she thought you

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were hilarious. Uh. I took
a picture of her dog taking a dump

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at my house and I text her
a new call of duty just dropped on

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the day that call of duty came
out. But I do it intentionally.

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I know it's bad. I know
she knows that it's a bad dad joke.

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So it's funny because it's true.
If someone hits me with a dad

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joke, I have to report back
to her immediately. So I was at

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that old people party and I was
in line at the bathroom. It was

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called people in front of me,
and this old guy was in there,

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and he walks out of the men's
room and holds the door open for me

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and kind of does the other hand
gesture into the bathroom. He goes,

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hey, it's all urine. That's
just not even a fool. It's like

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a like I can't wait to tell
It's like he completed the short past,

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but we had an illegal man downfield
that's coming back. I don't know.

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You got to finish the joke fully, it's all You're pretty solid. So

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I ran back and told Christina and
she was happy it made her week anyway,

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it was awesome. Yep. Got
back Saturday night. UH no problems

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on the travel front. I got
a little bit in Mikey's Morning News about

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the UH travel concerns of the last
week and just how smoothly the second busiest

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airport on planet Earth handle thing.
Oh oh oh. I went to,

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well, I'll be quick here.
Yep, oh exactly, I do it

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now. Thanksgiving Day, I go
to Rockx's families, which I'm the only

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white guy, and then I find
out post Thanksgiving hangout that her cous in

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Gato has instagram me as I'm standing
in the living room just waiting on a

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seat open up so I can sit
down. During the Cowboy game while Freddy

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Jones is playing the trumpet or the
trumpet's being piped in and Freddie Jones's mouth

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sinking. Tell me he's not lip
syncing the trumpet. No, I've heard

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it, yes, oh yeah from
people who work there, But we don't

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have to ruin a good national anthem. He's great, he's awesome. Keep

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running him out there. And then
I find out that he has posted cousin

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brought her white boyfriend and he has
to stand for the national anthem. Wait,

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and I'm like they did yeah.
So I'm like okay. So I

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find out like two hours later that
he's instagrammed that about me. So there's

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just a weird passive aggression in the
house. Keep in mind, they really

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happened to have the power to speak
two languages. I need to learn Spanish

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just for the sheer fact of like
knowing when they're talking about me. So

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I have some sort of leverage.
He posted a picture of me that said

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her his cousin brought you, yeah, brought his white boyfriend whatever. Yeah,

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and he had to stand for the
national anthem. Tell me I how

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two hundred thousand views and like,
oh my god, it never stood.

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Every time I walk in and it's
like all the white guys here, I'm

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like, okay, comedy routine starts
racism. Huh, that's funny, Huh,

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that's funny. I'm just saying,
what point does this turn the other

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way racism towards to white people.
I'm a victim. We are a victim.

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I'm a victim. No one has
a harder nose. But you know

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that's all I did. That's hometown. He had to stand. I I

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sideyvite. I was expecting her to
get out of her chair and stand for

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the national anthem that she would never
in a million years do if we weren't

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there, but just to put on
the show that she didn't. I was

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like, man, I'm really just
being respectful and not taking a seat for

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one of the other you know,
female cousins. You know, let them

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sit down. You know, it
was really just being respectful. And then

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I find out on Instagram two hours
later, sitting in the living room drunk,

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sir. It's like, what the
hell? It's not very nice.

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And then they all start talking their
language and you'll never know that. I

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was. You can't even comprehend what's
going on. Hispanics love them though,

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I love them, love them.
Are you starting to pick up a little

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bit you can pick up them?
Oh? Yeah? Man. It took

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three semesters of it college or whatever. How many DearS out to take and

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I cheated my way through it.
But whatever, I get bye, I

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got bye. Yeah, that's all
good. Let's go to the most important

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thing in the world, Nike.
Yeah got it. It's a big day

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to day. If you thought Black
Friday was something, Cyber Monday is today.

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And this thing is wilder than it's
ever been. Let's shit chat next

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right here on this radio station.
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