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well, but either or in general there are differences. Uh, no,
it' s not the same. Not well, well, that' s
what I' m fucking about. Well in general it' s basically fine,
but there are things that piss me off that I don' t feel
like commenting on right now. You don' t have to come. In
general, don' t eey look there it is. I' m fine
too in general It' s worth what' s going on, it'
s just that it doesn' t matter what my story is. I don
' t care if I hurt my back. I said it, already,
I pulled it out of the back. No, but it' s something
that' s gotten worse and even recently they gave me these curved sole sneakers
to try and fix me. My back, you know, and my back,
they left it the same way, but they screwed up my social life.
You know what I mean. Every step I take is like an event,
it' s like man' s first step on the moon. Go
is that I can not stay five minutes still in a place because they throw
me for drunk, but I can not find my center of gravity. You
know, and my back' s left me the same. So then I
tell myself this happens to me alone and I start investigating. I say this
happens to everyone. I mean, everybody' s back hurts, that'
s right. There' s no one I know, someone I know,
someone I know, someone I know who' s believed in, uh,
no, no, everybody' s got a backache, or it' s
hurt or it' s gonna hurt. Is that so? Is that so?
Sometimes I wonder if maybe the sapiens back didn' t rush to get
on two legs, not maybe, we weren' t ready, not maybe.
It was an act of isolated pimping, not one day of one of
them who said to see I' m going to try his might hurt ah
but I' m the fucking master or and everyone, as I also want,
I want to and everyone getting away there, everyone has stood for centuries
with their backs fucked by pride, nothing but pride and not yet a new
sapia with enough personality to say look at you go as you want or back.
The first thing hasn' t happened. There hasn' t been,
thank you so many centuries of evolution at all. We' re supposed to
only use ten percent of our mental ability. You have understood our mental capacity.
You' ve heard each other age once. Yeah, it' s
not that tip from that typical tip that' s Dice I don' t
know how it got there, but there it is. No, I mean,
it' s that kind of thing that they say that if all the
Chinese jumped at once, the whole world would freak out alive, because it
would be ridiculous to think about it, to weigh it. I mean,
imagine he' s playing you there like two gums, a soda you make.
They know where he' s going, it' s time. Ten
percent, ten percent, Sab ten percent equal. It' s not much,
but I had already assumed it. I haven' t heard it and
I' ve been hearing it for so long that I' ve assumed it.
But recently I saw an American film in original version and one guy tells
another you know that human beings only use fifteen percent of their mental capacity and
the other says clearly. Everyone knows and I stay And so I say when
this has gone up. I mean, I haven' t seen any news,
I haven' t seen anything come out on TV. Fifteen percent is
in America maybe. When he then translates the fight into Spanish to bring it
to Spain, he also changes the data so that we don' t suspect
anything. No, I mean maybe. There is a worldwide secret ranking of
the average coefficients of each country. And I believe in a lot of insecurity
because I want to know where I am. Not here in Spain do I
see a lot of people around me who don' t even reach ten percent.
You see that. We see that, too. No. He sees
it on the street, on the TV tomras go further from the family,
he also sees no eh, because we will not shut up, not in
the family. It was that call, that call you got to see well
you' re talking to me, I mean, yeah, you wouldn'
t be talking to the coroner maybe, it wasn' t. There aren
' t people who don' t get ten percent who see every side on
TV. You see a lot of this. I recently watched a successful TV
show by Carlos Sobra, not the one by Attrapa a doll, no,
and there he was with the I don' t keep the names and he
was running an old lady, not his daughter, an adult woman. No.
And the last question with all the dough on the table. It was
the next one I swear to you, that' s how the three little
pigs were brothers and you see Mr Mayor, who gets super nervous about the
tests. I' m all this jokes and the other story, like Mom
said, all my life or this little piggy, brother, what are you
thinking. The other one turns around and you tell her if I already know
in the story yes, but in real life I don' t know.
These people exist and live among us. I don' t want to alarm
you, and you' ll be wondering there' s a limit where you
' re no longer extremely naive and officially stupid. There is that limit.
It exists. I' ve lived on that limit all my life. I
' ve been the naïvest person in the world, but far away or small.
He was the naïvest person in the world. I' m really small.
I saw a black man standing in the shade and thinking if man now
you' re going to put yourself in the shade. This is expected.
If I know this short, it' s irreversible. But it was by
naivety, by naivety and don' t think that with age and new technologies
I also screw up. I' m a Facebook member recently, no wow
and good to me the whole part. I' m not used to language
yet. A few weeks ago a friend put on his wall. I'
m at my grandfather' s funeral and I' ll say I like it,
but to see there were, like, eight hundred and picky comments.
I' ve been trampled on three times, you know, I' m
saying there' s no sorry button, either, because I like it,
I' m sorry for comment, but there isn' t. There isn
' t. So I say come on it goes in a way of support
and as you say it, I like it as support. No, but
it' s true that then I see it written and it puts Jorge sure
likes your condition and already when I see the symbol, I say this is
going to tick him off, I' m going to remove him, he
' s going to remove him before he sees him, and the only way
to remove him was to put him no longer likes me and he already creates
me a second dilemma, because I say if I give him there now,
I don' t like him. The guy I' m gonna see reflected.
You can perfectly interpret that I' ve only enjoyed the news within five
minutes. It' s not that either. But why do I get involved,
why do I get involved in these things, and that' s because
I like to give it helmet, you know I' ve got addicted to
giving it I like to get fucked, I like it. I love the
concept, I like it. I actually took the concept. I like real
life. I like to get you likes in real life is much more satisfying.
You have to prove it. What I do I choose, for example,
the car and I come to the center, not and I turn around
as long as it takes until you shit. When I leave you shitting,
I stay in the car and wait every time a car passes by and tells
me songs, for me it' s a I like the other day a
place that you shit like in twenty minutes, about seventy I like. It
' s an asshole' s comment. I don' t like that bastard
' s comment, I mean in 20 minutes you know it' s true
that I forced it a little bit. That' s right, I set
him up a little bit because when he started going down, I put the
backlights in to encourage a little bit more. But, well, I already
have Facebook. At least I' m already a normal person, because before
I mean, I made that Facebook because of social pressure because I didn'
t have Facebook. I was happy, but people told me what your Facebook
is and or I don' t have Facebook and you don' t have
Facebook. I can touch you and it was very uncomfortable for me. So
I already said ah I' m going to do Facebook email and just like
I have for a few months. You know, to disguise and be more
integrated. When they ask me now you have Facebook, I say clearly not
stop. But I got caught every day. I got caught because they told
me you have Facebook and eight clear says what your Twitter is. I say
shit ah shit. Ah because a little bit here unfair in life. Oh,
oh, shit here. I don' t have to get any validation
from Facebook. I have to start a new zero subject for the same thing.
But shit here. This is it already from the start. You have
to learn too much English to use Twitter. It' s all in English.
It was tweet Radwint reply from thirtying topicg hashtag. What the fuck is
hashtag. Sounds funny in German. I don' t know what it is
until, but everyone here uses Twitter or a single that creates me a complex
that you stay. If then I think about it and say clearly if it
is normal that everyone here tells you Twitter with that ease, because everyone knows
that in Spain English is no barrier to anyone. We know that. I
' m not saying the barrier doesn' t exist. I say who can
' t jump her naughtyly. It' s true. The level of English
in Spain is quite high. If we let ourselves be trusted by the official
data, that is, what everyone puts in their résumé. If we trust
those dants, the lowest level of English in Spain is advanced intermediate. There
' s no one under that you know less than that you don' t
put anything, but know what you know you already put advanced intermediate. What
do you know? I guess I' ll call you later, bye-
bye That' s it. Hello, intermediate, because it' s advanced,
it' s already in the middle, smiles. Everything you can is
already there and everyone gets in the car of the advanced intermission. I have
a friend who is one of these advanced midwayers, but from the bottom of
the board, i e, she has no fucking idea of English, but
they ask her for perfect English for a job and they ask her for the
resume in English and she' s sticking the blanket to her head, as
she says of twel you have and she does and she tells me I can
teach you before and I say please, and she shows me no and she
gave him Nain. Susana says well, we' re fine andres and she
says boy Ling Albert fifty- two. I say this is Susana. Alberto
tells me to cook fifty- two. It doesn' t translate the address.
They' re not going to give you any more together for that and
he says it' s been hard for me to find out about it all
afternoon. But it' s just that, of course, English seemed more
important to me when I was little, when I went through that time I
don' t know if we all went through that time. But for that
reason, the typical time when I was convinced that I would become a rock
and roll star, not a rock and roll star. No. Yes,
it' s true that over time, as I made the decision of good,
I say a rock and roll hi star, but in moderation. I
didn' t want to become one more rock and roll victim, because then
what happens happens and I don' t get it. I was very struck
by the case last summer of Amy Wayne Remember, Amy Winehouse' s case
to Amalia VI Nacoteca, you remember that if you remember it was a chronicle
of an announced death. I mean, people would go to the concerts to
see if in that you know it was a thing already with a lot of
morbid and such, but everyone expected it. But the reaction when he really
died. It caught my attention because the general reaction was such a shame what
happened to this girl. And I say well, I don' t know.
I don' t know how I know if you take another example maybe.
Marisa Fernández, a regular woman who wakes up every morning at seven in
the morning. She eats raw vegetables, runs for two hours, she doesn
' t smoke, she doesn' t smoke babies, she takes care that
you shit one day, she leaves her house in the morning, gets run
over by a crazy truck driver and kills her. You' re saying yes,
that' s too bad. Marisa Fernández was working on it, she
was betting hard on life. But if you remember the case of Damy Winehous,
it has nothing to do with Marisas Fernández. It is the pole opposed
to Marisa Fernández when death went to look for Amy Winehouse. It' s
because death already had about 15, 000 missed calls from Amy waine house and
already showed up at her house told her what, and the other one died
of fright. That' s my version. In the end. I'
m not the rock and roll star, but I don' t care because
I' m funny and I like to be funny why, because I like
to talk and it matches what I have to do and cool isn' t
always like that. There goes we all know that there are jobs where someone
has to talk doesn' t feel like it and that person has a bad
time and those who have to listen to him, that he' s not
to blame for anything, not to say operator, cashiers. There are many
examples, no, but the most violent example for me is airplane pilots.
They' re the people who least want to talk to you about the world
seriously. They pass you on to such a mess, such that they say
that if you listen to the entire pilot' s spree, it takes five
years of life expectancy because it takes it directly from your soul. No,
I mean, it' s just horror if you' re in there quietly
on the ship and suddenly listen. Oh, you don' t know that
commandos. We are soluating at an approximate height about twenty- six zero feet
are from up pi down. It' s not that exact either, and
the outside temperature is about eight as far as I know, at least twenty
- four hours. I don' t think you' ve earned it already,
but I' m not excited about the opposite extreme either, people who
like their voice so much that they fall in love with their voice by talking
about the mic and in the end they end up doing something very empathetic.
We' ve all heard those nocturnal radio shows, not from hi bimes to
my little show how about telling me. Cositas say if you listen to those
programs with earphones, you' ll get tarnished. I went inside, you
have to be careful. Then it' s hard to dry. Anyway,
I really like to be funny, because it gives the opportunity to someone like
me not because from time to time I can go down to the plain town
and communicate with the plebe, with the mob, with you, not before
I go back to my forest castle to eat a deer. That' s
my Disney projection. It' s like I see some of myself according to
Disney, and if there' s one thing I' d like to be
able to convey to you, it' s really not ever. Never hesitate
to ask something you don' t know, because it' s the only
way to learn not by asking. Sometimes he gives you a cut, sometimes
he gives you a stick. You don' t have to ask if you
don' t know, because it' s the only way to learn if,
all of a sudden, you might ask something and it' s kind
of out of context and people look at you a little weird. You say
no, it' s just that I' m very spontaneous and you know
why that' s admitted. No, and if they say already, but
it' s very spontaneous, but it just doesn' t make sense what
you asked, you say it' s not that I think very fast.
Then my mind piles up and I look like an asshole to you. That
' s it, that' s all right. Is that accepted? That
' s accepted, it' s okay, but seriously, don' t
hesitate to ask anything. Not many people ask me hear in the spirits,
whenever they manifest, they speak the language with the accent of the person who
is listening to them, for this I can answer. It' s not
like that. It' s not like that. Although Nino has not been
seen to say, I think he has said something in Polish. No,
I mean, it' s never been seen. But I had the chance,
when I changed my house, to live in a house that had Mexican
spirits and you say Ajoona, I can' t tell you. I don
' t know how to tell you,' cause I came in at night,
he would cover me like that with the blanket. She wouldn' t
snuggle and suddenly listen to the bottom of the hall. I heard Mom,
you fucking asshole egg that I killed no more I didn' t just freak
out no. In the end I would always get up to my raft and
end up singing rancheras until eight in the morning. This really freaks me out.
Don' t cut yourself when it comes to asking what you don'
t know. Sometimes you can' t cut off the fact that an uncomfortable
question appears whatever it is. Do the same. I then ask no.
The taints will sleep better on the side. I think and if so,
which side, because maybe we' re taking it for granted, things that
aren' t. I know what you' re thinking. I' d
sleep on the side of the stump, too. I find it more comfortable
and more practical. It' s a little noise today, too. You
put the goat' s foot on your face. It' s okay.
It' s okay. I have so many manly friends from here a very
strong kiss for everyone and a half hug and good to say goodbye. I
' ve always looked for a phrase that was a pass, no, but
I' ve never found any that would come up with me. Then I
have to go to the appointment. Don' t quote those people you admire
and then I' ll go to. In conclusion, I would like to
quote one of the great thinkers of our centuries need some pitis ramon Maybe he
knew one or not there I go with a pitis ramon quote. It says
where you' re going be careful it' s all right. I catch
dangerous people. Thank you, everyone, whatever they want isn' t there.
I' d like to make another appointment one more. This time of
a great philosopher of our time. I don' t know if anyone ever
heard of the Jesse a girl who appeared on a show called Barrio Princesses.
It was a reality show so I wouldn' t see it. It was
a reality show where four chicks were followed by polygon chonis, not eye-
catching girls. Towards the end and good was therefore the marten, the paky,
the rag and the jess. Not if you all notice the noble title
in front of you to distinguish them from the rest of the mob. I
fell in love with the Jesse. I fell in love with the Jesse because
she was very spontaneous. She was one of those with a lot of ideas
on her head and then dropped a lot of jewelry, girls wisdom jewelry throughout
the program. But there' s one in particular that I loved, that
was in a chapter where the Jesi and her friend don' t know what
they' re getting out of work. All seen throw away the work and
are at the door of work, speaking ill of the workers, of the
boss of everything and every time warming up more until in the end super outraged.
Jesse tells her friend she' s telling her Let' s go She
' s a gerund. You have to love Jessica. I want my epitaph
to piss that it' s gerund to throw away the rock and honor the
Jesse. The truth is, I loved it, and I had the best
of luck. I had the great luck that, after having watched the whole
series and having met and soaked myself watching and all the princesses of the neighborhood,
I managed to meet one live, but not one of the series,
but an authentic street one. Susi hers I fell in love right away.
As soon as she met her, she left her boyfriend and the typical courtesy
question and how you carry it and tells me there are many birds in the
sea, I say they are called seagulls. No. You change the subject
and I say good. Don' t worry. Tonight we go out like
this, have a few drinks and forget the sorrows. No, and this
on Facebook tells me no. No. I' m not going out tonight
and I' m saying why. He tells me because I want to make
a radical change. I need to take a three- hundred- sixty-
degree turn. Of course, and if you tell someone in person, you
say it' s a lapsus. But another thing is to think about it,
write it, read it and say ok send because it is three filters.
It' s three then, of course, I don' t know
how to take it. I take it with a cheating comment I say uff
I don' t know where I' m going to go. I'
m a wild card guy. I' m saying I' ve dropped the
connection and it' s been a while since I said it, because that
' s it. I' ve got the connection, I don' t
answer it, but I' ll meet her that very night and I'
ll tell you, man, she finally came out and said no, no,
but I' m going home now. I tell him but, and
that tells me because I already commented on Facebook and I shaking that I needed
a radical change and mmmm, that I needed to take a three hundred and
sixty degrees turn and regret it again. Fourth filter and you know this feeling
when you' re messing with someone until you realize it' s a bit
late and it gives you a bunch of stick. You know, I mean,
he' s either got or he' s got, like an Argentine
friend of mine says, he' s either missing players on the court or
no one' s driving those things, or nobody' s ever told him,
so I say he' s going to take a good roll and I
say I' m going to explain it to him for the best, nobody
' s ever told him, and I' m telling him you' ve
realized that if you' re here and you' re running a three-
sixty- degree turn, that change you expect isn' t going to be
so radical, because you basically end up at the same point. No,
and maybe what you meant right from the start was I want to take a
turn of 180 degrees. One hundred and eighty degrees And he tells me,
because you won' t believe it, but I was about to put one
hundred and eighty but it seemed little to me. Thank you.