WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.120 --> 00:00:30.559 Comedy Central Podcast. Thank you, thank you. How about how you are 2 00:00:30.559 --> 00:00:35.079 well, but either or in general there are differences. Uh, no, 3 00:00:35.079 --> 00:00:37.000 it' s not the same. Not well, well, that' s 4 00:00:37.039 --> 00:00:39.000 what I' m fucking about. Well in general it' s basically fine, 5 00:00:39.079 --> 00:00:41.240 but there are things that piss me off that I don' t feel 6 00:00:41.240 --> 00:00:43.759 like commenting on right now. You don' t have to come. In 7 00:00:43.799 --> 00:00:47.920 general, don' t eey look there it is. I' m fine 8 00:00:47.960 --> 00:00:53.000 too in general It' s worth what' s going on, it' 9 00:00:53.000 --> 00:00:53.640 s just that it doesn' t matter what my story is. I don 10 00:00:53.679 --> 00:00:55.759 ' t care if I hurt my back. I said it, already, 11 00:00:55.880 --> 00:00:59.320 I pulled it out of the back. No, but it' s something 12 00:00:59.320 --> 00:01:03.079 that' s gotten worse and even recently they gave me these curved sole sneakers 13 00:01:03.200 --> 00:01:07.319 to try and fix me. My back, you know, and my back, 14 00:01:07.439 --> 00:01:08.079 they left it the same way, but they screwed up my social life. 15 00:01:08.200 --> 00:01:12.120 You know what I mean. Every step I take is like an event, 16 00:01:12.159 --> 00:01:15.200 it' s like man' s first step on the moon. Go 17 00:01:15.879 --> 00:01:19.480 is that I can not stay five minutes still in a place because they throw 18 00:01:19.480 --> 00:01:21.680 me for drunk, but I can not find my center of gravity. You 19 00:01:23.280 --> 00:01:26.200 know, and my back' s left me the same. So then I 20 00:01:26.760 --> 00:01:30.200 tell myself this happens to me alone and I start investigating. I say this 21 00:01:30.239 --> 00:01:33.079 happens to everyone. I mean, everybody' s back hurts, that' 22 00:01:33.120 --> 00:01:34.359 s right. There' s no one I know, someone I know, 23 00:01:34.439 --> 00:01:38.319 someone I know, someone I know who' s believed in, uh, 24 00:01:38.439 --> 00:01:42.280 no, no, everybody' s got a backache, or it' s 25 00:01:42.280 --> 00:01:44.280 hurt or it' s gonna hurt. Is that so? Is that so? 26 00:01:44.319 --> 00:01:48.799 Sometimes I wonder if maybe the sapiens back didn' t rush to get 27 00:01:48.840 --> 00:01:51.439 on two legs, not maybe, we weren' t ready, not maybe. 28 00:01:52.840 --> 00:01:56.599 It was an act of isolated pimping, not one day of one of 29 00:01:56.680 --> 00:02:04.319 them who said to see I' m going to try his might hurt ah 30 00:02:04.319 --> 00:02:07.520 but I' m the fucking master or and everyone, as I also want, 31 00:02:07.719 --> 00:02:10.639 I want to and everyone getting away there, everyone has stood for centuries 32 00:02:10.759 --> 00:02:15.319 with their backs fucked by pride, nothing but pride and not yet a new 33 00:02:15.400 --> 00:02:20.360 sapia with enough personality to say look at you go as you want or back. 34 00:02:22.960 --> 00:02:35.080 The first thing hasn' t happened. There hasn' t been, 35 00:02:35.719 --> 00:02:38.919 thank you so many centuries of evolution at all. We' re supposed to 36 00:02:38.960 --> 00:02:42.840 only use ten percent of our mental ability. You have understood our mental capacity. 37 00:02:42.879 --> 00:02:45.159 You' ve heard each other age once. Yeah, it' s 38 00:02:45.240 --> 00:02:47.240 not that tip from that typical tip that' s Dice I don' t 39 00:02:47.240 --> 00:02:49.360 know how it got there, but there it is. No, I mean, 40 00:02:49.639 --> 00:02:52.759 it' s that kind of thing that they say that if all the 41 00:02:52.840 --> 00:02:55.520 Chinese jumped at once, the whole world would freak out alive, because it 42 00:02:55.639 --> 00:02:57.479 would be ridiculous to think about it, to weigh it. I mean, 43 00:02:57.759 --> 00:03:01.000 imagine he' s playing you there like two gums, a soda you make. 44 00:03:01.159 --> 00:03:14.199 They know where he' s going, it' s time. Ten 45 00:03:14.319 --> 00:03:17.439 percent, ten percent, Sab ten percent equal. It' s not much, 46 00:03:17.599 --> 00:03:21.159 but I had already assumed it. I haven' t heard it and 47 00:03:21.240 --> 00:03:22.199 I' ve been hearing it for so long that I' ve assumed it. 48 00:03:22.479 --> 00:03:25.439 But recently I saw an American film in original version and one guy tells 49 00:03:25.439 --> 00:03:29.639 another you know that human beings only use fifteen percent of their mental capacity and 50 00:03:29.680 --> 00:03:31.960 the other says clearly. Everyone knows and I stay And so I say when 51 00:03:32.039 --> 00:03:36.800 this has gone up. I mean, I haven' t seen any news, 52 00:03:36.960 --> 00:03:40.560 I haven' t seen anything come out on TV. Fifteen percent is 53 00:03:40.599 --> 00:03:45.639 in America maybe. When he then translates the fight into Spanish to bring it 54 00:03:45.719 --> 00:03:47.240 to Spain, he also changes the data so that we don' t suspect 55 00:03:47.240 --> 00:03:51.039 anything. No, I mean maybe. There is a worldwide secret ranking of 56 00:03:51.080 --> 00:03:53.439 the average coefficients of each country. And I believe in a lot of insecurity 57 00:03:53.520 --> 00:03:55.560 because I want to know where I am. Not here in Spain do I 58 00:03:55.599 --> 00:03:59.360 see a lot of people around me who don' t even reach ten percent. 59 00:03:59.400 --> 00:04:01.840 You see that. We see that, too. No. He sees 60 00:04:01.879 --> 00:04:04.360 it on the street, on the TV tomras go further from the family, 61 00:04:04.479 --> 00:04:08.439 he also sees no eh, because we will not shut up, not in 62 00:04:08.520 --> 00:04:11.800 the family. It was that call, that call you got to see well 63 00:04:11.840 --> 00:04:15.639 you' re talking to me, I mean, yeah, you wouldn' 64 00:04:15.680 --> 00:04:18.040 t be talking to the coroner maybe, it wasn' t. There aren 65 00:04:18.120 --> 00:04:20.399 ' t people who don' t get ten percent who see every side on 66 00:04:20.439 --> 00:04:24.240 TV. You see a lot of this. I recently watched a successful TV 67 00:04:24.319 --> 00:04:27.279 show by Carlos Sobra, not the one by Attrapa a doll, no, 68 00:04:27.399 --> 00:04:30.759 and there he was with the I don' t keep the names and he 69 00:04:30.800 --> 00:04:35.399 was running an old lady, not his daughter, an adult woman. No. 70 00:04:35.480 --> 00:04:38.920 And the last question with all the dough on the table. It was 71 00:04:38.959 --> 00:04:44.279 the next one I swear to you, that' s how the three little 72 00:04:44.360 --> 00:04:46.639 pigs were brothers and you see Mr Mayor, who gets super nervous about the 73 00:04:46.639 --> 00:04:47.920 tests. I' m all this jokes and the other story, like Mom 74 00:04:47.959 --> 00:04:49.920 said, all my life or this little piggy, brother, what are you 75 00:04:49.920 --> 00:04:53.160 thinking. The other one turns around and you tell her if I already know 76 00:04:53.240 --> 00:04:55.120 in the story yes, but in real life I don' t know. 77 00:04:57.720 --> 00:05:02.399 These people exist and live among us. I don' t want to alarm 78 00:05:02.480 --> 00:05:08.360 you, and you' ll be wondering there' s a limit where you 79 00:05:08.360 --> 00:05:10.000 ' re no longer extremely naive and officially stupid. There is that limit. 80 00:05:10.399 --> 00:05:14.240 It exists. I' ve lived on that limit all my life. I 81 00:05:14.319 --> 00:05:17.360 ' ve been the naïvest person in the world, but far away or small. 82 00:05:17.839 --> 00:05:20.959 He was the naïvest person in the world. I' m really small. 83 00:05:21.519 --> 00:05:25.839 I saw a black man standing in the shade and thinking if man now 84 00:05:25.920 --> 00:05:30.120 you' re going to put yourself in the shade. This is expected. 85 00:05:32.279 --> 00:05:43.240 If I know this short, it' s irreversible. But it was by 86 00:05:43.240 --> 00:05:45.560 naivety, by naivety and don' t think that with age and new technologies 87 00:05:45.600 --> 00:05:49.639 I also screw up. I' m a Facebook member recently, no wow 88 00:05:50.240 --> 00:05:54.079 and good to me the whole part. I' m not used to language 89 00:05:54.079 --> 00:05:56.800 yet. A few weeks ago a friend put on his wall. I' 90 00:05:56.879 --> 00:06:00.439 m at my grandfather' s funeral and I' ll say I like it, 91 00:06:00.680 --> 00:06:02.000 but to see there were, like, eight hundred and picky comments. 92 00:06:02.079 --> 00:06:04.959 I' ve been trampled on three times, you know, I' m 93 00:06:05.040 --> 00:06:08.199 saying there' s no sorry button, either, because I like it, 94 00:06:08.399 --> 00:06:09.000 I' m sorry for comment, but there isn' t. There isn 95 00:06:09.040 --> 00:06:11.720 ' t. So I say come on it goes in a way of support 96 00:06:11.759 --> 00:06:13.360 and as you say it, I like it as support. No, but 97 00:06:13.399 --> 00:06:15.040 it' s true that then I see it written and it puts Jorge sure 98 00:06:15.160 --> 00:06:18.000 likes your condition and already when I see the symbol, I say this is 99 00:06:18.079 --> 00:06:20.360 going to tick him off, I' m going to remove him, he 100 00:06:20.399 --> 00:06:26.920 ' s going to remove him before he sees him, and the only way 101 00:06:27.000 --> 00:06:29.800 to remove him was to put him no longer likes me and he already creates 102 00:06:29.879 --> 00:06:30.319 me a second dilemma, because I say if I give him there now, 103 00:06:30.319 --> 00:06:30.560 I don' t like him. The guy I' m gonna see reflected. 104 00:06:31.279 --> 00:06:34.319 You can perfectly interpret that I' ve only enjoyed the news within five 105 00:06:34.319 --> 00:06:38.360 minutes. It' s not that either. But why do I get involved, 106 00:06:38.399 --> 00:06:40.319 why do I get involved in these things, and that' s because 107 00:06:40.399 --> 00:06:43.240 I like to give it helmet, you know I' ve got addicted to 108 00:06:43.319 --> 00:06:45.399 giving it I like to get fucked, I like it. I love the 109 00:06:45.480 --> 00:06:47.639 concept, I like it. I actually took the concept. I like real 110 00:06:47.720 --> 00:06:53.639 life. I like to get you likes in real life is much more satisfying. 111 00:06:53.759 --> 00:06:55.639 You have to prove it. What I do I choose, for example, 112 00:06:56.199 --> 00:06:59.920 the car and I come to the center, not and I turn around 113 00:07:00.040 --> 00:07:02.240 as long as it takes until you shit. When I leave you shitting, 114 00:07:02.480 --> 00:07:05.600 I stay in the car and wait every time a car passes by and tells 115 00:07:05.600 --> 00:07:11.600 me songs, for me it' s a I like the other day a 116 00:07:11.639 --> 00:07:14.079 place that you shit like in twenty minutes, about seventy I like. It 117 00:07:14.199 --> 00:07:15.839 ' s an asshole' s comment. I don' t like that bastard 118 00:07:15.839 --> 00:07:19.879 ' s comment, I mean in 20 minutes you know it' s true 119 00:07:19.920 --> 00:07:21.079 that I forced it a little bit. That' s right, I set 120 00:07:21.079 --> 00:07:24.680 him up a little bit because when he started going down, I put the 121 00:07:24.720 --> 00:07:34.560 backlights in to encourage a little bit more. But, well, I already 122 00:07:34.560 --> 00:07:38.000 have Facebook. At least I' m already a normal person, because before 123 00:07:38.040 --> 00:07:41.399 I mean, I made that Facebook because of social pressure because I didn' 124 00:07:41.480 --> 00:07:44.160 t have Facebook. I was happy, but people told me what your Facebook 125 00:07:44.160 --> 00:07:46.319 is and or I don' t have Facebook and you don' t have 126 00:07:46.319 --> 00:07:50.480 Facebook. I can touch you and it was very uncomfortable for me. So 127 00:07:50.519 --> 00:07:54.399 I already said ah I' m going to do Facebook email and just like 128 00:07:54.439 --> 00:07:56.839 I have for a few months. You know, to disguise and be more 129 00:07:56.879 --> 00:08:01.279 integrated. When they ask me now you have Facebook, I say clearly not 130 00:08:01.279 --> 00:08:03.240 stop. But I got caught every day. I got caught because they told 131 00:08:03.279 --> 00:08:07.199 me you have Facebook and eight clear says what your Twitter is. I say 132 00:08:07.439 --> 00:08:11.000 shit ah shit. Ah because a little bit here unfair in life. Oh, 133 00:08:11.160 --> 00:08:15.399 oh, shit here. I don' t have to get any validation 134 00:08:15.399 --> 00:08:18.000 from Facebook. I have to start a new zero subject for the same thing. 135 00:08:18.399 --> 00:08:20.720 But shit here. This is it already from the start. You have 136 00:08:20.759 --> 00:08:24.639 to learn too much English to use Twitter. It' s all in English. 137 00:08:24.680 --> 00:08:31.720 It was tweet Radwint reply from thirtying topicg hashtag. What the fuck is 138 00:08:31.720 --> 00:08:43.000 hashtag. Sounds funny in German. I don' t know what it is 139 00:08:43.039 --> 00:08:46.120 until, but everyone here uses Twitter or a single that creates me a complex 140 00:08:46.159 --> 00:08:48.679 that you stay. If then I think about it and say clearly if it 141 00:08:48.759 --> 00:08:50.559 is normal that everyone here tells you Twitter with that ease, because everyone knows 142 00:08:50.639 --> 00:08:58.360 that in Spain English is no barrier to anyone. We know that. I 143 00:08:58.519 --> 00:09:00.679 ' m not saying the barrier doesn' t exist. I say who can 144 00:09:00.799 --> 00:09:05.399 ' t jump her naughtyly. It' s true. The level of English 145 00:09:05.440 --> 00:09:11.720 in Spain is quite high. If we let ourselves be trusted by the official 146 00:09:11.879 --> 00:09:15.279 data, that is, what everyone puts in their résumé. If we trust 147 00:09:15.759 --> 00:09:18.080 those dants, the lowest level of English in Spain is advanced intermediate. There 148 00:09:18.120 --> 00:09:20.919 ' s no one under that you know less than that you don' t 149 00:09:22.000 --> 00:09:24.200 put anything, but know what you know you already put advanced intermediate. What 150 00:09:24.279 --> 00:09:26.360 do you know? I guess I' ll call you later, bye- 151 00:09:26.360 --> 00:09:26.919 bye That' s it. Hello, intermediate, because it' s advanced, 152 00:09:28.200 --> 00:09:28.879 it' s already in the middle, smiles. Everything you can is 153 00:09:30.320 --> 00:09:39.440 already there and everyone gets in the car of the advanced intermission. I have 154 00:09:39.480 --> 00:09:43.399 a friend who is one of these advanced midwayers, but from the bottom of 155 00:09:43.440 --> 00:09:46.399 the board, i e, she has no fucking idea of English, but 156 00:09:46.559 --> 00:09:52.840 they ask her for perfect English for a job and they ask her for the 157 00:09:52.000 --> 00:09:54.679 resume in English and she' s sticking the blanket to her head, as 158 00:09:56.039 --> 00:09:58.759 she says of twel you have and she does and she tells me I can 159 00:10:00.000 --> 00:10:03.200 teach you before and I say please, and she shows me no and she 160 00:10:03.200 --> 00:10:09.320 gave him Nain. Susana says well, we' re fine andres and she 161 00:10:09.480 --> 00:10:13.320 says boy Ling Albert fifty- two. I say this is Susana. Alberto 162 00:10:13.360 --> 00:10:20.639 tells me to cook fifty- two. It doesn' t translate the address. 163 00:10:20.279 --> 00:10:22.840 They' re not going to give you any more together for that and 164 00:10:22.919 --> 00:10:24.519 he says it' s been hard for me to find out about it all 165 00:10:24.519 --> 00:10:28.639 afternoon. But it' s just that, of course, English seemed more 166 00:10:28.720 --> 00:10:33.919 important to me when I was little, when I went through that time I 167 00:10:33.080 --> 00:10:35.759 don' t know if we all went through that time. But for that 168 00:10:35.799 --> 00:10:37.480 reason, the typical time when I was convinced that I would become a rock 169 00:10:37.519 --> 00:10:41.120 and roll star, not a rock and roll star. No. Yes, 170 00:10:41.159 --> 00:10:46.000 it' s true that over time, as I made the decision of good, 171 00:10:46.200 --> 00:10:50.320 I say a rock and roll hi star, but in moderation. I 172 00:10:50.399 --> 00:10:52.519 didn' t want to become one more rock and roll victim, because then 173 00:10:52.559 --> 00:10:56.559 what happens happens and I don' t get it. I was very struck 174 00:10:56.600 --> 00:11:01.320 by the case last summer of Amy Wayne Remember, Amy Winehouse' s case 175 00:11:01.320 --> 00:11:07.799 to Amalia VI Nacoteca, you remember that if you remember it was a chronicle 176 00:11:07.159 --> 00:11:13.240 of an announced death. I mean, people would go to the concerts to 177 00:11:13.320 --> 00:11:18.240 see if in that you know it was a thing already with a lot of 178 00:11:18.519 --> 00:11:22.840 morbid and such, but everyone expected it. But the reaction when he really 179 00:11:22.840 --> 00:11:28.279 died. It caught my attention because the general reaction was such a shame what 180 00:11:28.320 --> 00:11:35.240 happened to this girl. And I say well, I don' t know. 181 00:11:35.159 --> 00:11:39.720 I don' t know how I know if you take another example maybe. 182 00:11:41.039 --> 00:11:43.159 Marisa Fernández, a regular woman who wakes up every morning at seven in 183 00:11:43.200 --> 00:11:46.960 the morning. She eats raw vegetables, runs for two hours, she doesn 184 00:11:46.960 --> 00:11:50.000 ' t smoke, she doesn' t smoke babies, she takes care that 185 00:11:50.039 --> 00:11:52.159 you shit one day, she leaves her house in the morning, gets run 186 00:11:52.159 --> 00:11:52.679 over by a crazy truck driver and kills her. You' re saying yes, 187 00:11:54.080 --> 00:11:58.919 that' s too bad. Marisa Fernández was working on it, she 188 00:11:58.039 --> 00:12:13.000 was betting hard on life. But if you remember the case of Damy Winehous, 189 00:12:13.399 --> 00:12:16.720 it has nothing to do with Marisas Fernández. It is the pole opposed 190 00:12:16.799 --> 00:12:20.799 to Marisa Fernández when death went to look for Amy Winehouse. It' s 191 00:12:20.919 --> 00:12:26.639 because death already had about 15, 000 missed calls from Amy waine house and 192 00:12:26.759 --> 00:12:30.519 already showed up at her house told her what, and the other one died 193 00:12:30.519 --> 00:12:41.000 of fright. That' s my version. In the end. I' 194 00:12:41.039 --> 00:12:43.559 m not the rock and roll star, but I don' t care because 195 00:12:43.639 --> 00:12:46.399 I' m funny and I like to be funny why, because I like 196 00:12:46.399 --> 00:12:48.440 to talk and it matches what I have to do and cool isn' t 197 00:12:48.440 --> 00:12:50.799 always like that. There goes we all know that there are jobs where someone 198 00:12:50.879 --> 00:12:54.120 has to talk doesn' t feel like it and that person has a bad 199 00:12:54.159 --> 00:12:56.919 time and those who have to listen to him, that he' s not 200 00:12:56.000 --> 00:12:58.960 to blame for anything, not to say operator, cashiers. There are many 201 00:12:58.960 --> 00:13:03.159 examples, no, but the most violent example for me is airplane pilots. 202 00:13:03.600 --> 00:13:07.679 They' re the people who least want to talk to you about the world 203 00:13:07.679 --> 00:13:11.879 seriously. They pass you on to such a mess, such that they say 204 00:13:11.919 --> 00:13:16.399 that if you listen to the entire pilot' s spree, it takes five 205 00:13:16.879 --> 00:13:18.879 years of life expectancy because it takes it directly from your soul. No, 206 00:13:18.120 --> 00:13:22.320 I mean, it' s just horror if you' re in there quietly 207 00:13:22.320 --> 00:13:28.000 on the ship and suddenly listen. Oh, you don' t know that 208 00:13:28.000 --> 00:13:39.879 commandos. We are soluating at an approximate height about twenty- six zero feet 209 00:13:39.039 --> 00:13:43.600 are from up pi down. It' s not that exact either, and 210 00:13:43.720 --> 00:13:52.720 the outside temperature is about eight as far as I know, at least twenty 211 00:13:52.720 --> 00:14:01.720 - four hours. I don' t think you' ve earned it already, 212 00:14:01.919 --> 00:14:05.879 but I' m not excited about the opposite extreme either, people who 213 00:14:05.919 --> 00:14:09.159 like their voice so much that they fall in love with their voice by talking 214 00:14:09.200 --> 00:14:09.639 about the mic and in the end they end up doing something very empathetic. 215 00:14:09.720 --> 00:14:13.759 We' ve all heard those nocturnal radio shows, not from hi bimes to 216 00:14:13.840 --> 00:14:20.240 my little show how about telling me. Cositas say if you listen to those 217 00:14:20.279 --> 00:14:22.080 programs with earphones, you' ll get tarnished. I went inside, you 218 00:14:22.080 --> 00:14:28.360 have to be careful. Then it' s hard to dry. Anyway, 219 00:14:28.519 --> 00:14:33.399 I really like to be funny, because it gives the opportunity to someone like 220 00:14:33.399 --> 00:14:37.639 me not because from time to time I can go down to the plain town 221 00:14:37.759 --> 00:14:41.480 and communicate with the plebe, with the mob, with you, not before 222 00:14:41.120 --> 00:14:45.960 I go back to my forest castle to eat a deer. That' s 223 00:14:46.039 --> 00:14:48.559 my Disney projection. It' s like I see some of myself according to 224 00:14:48.559 --> 00:15:01.360 Disney, and if there' s one thing I' d like to be 225 00:15:01.840 --> 00:15:03.679 able to convey to you, it' s really not ever. Never hesitate 226 00:15:03.840 --> 00:15:07.279 to ask something you don' t know, because it' s the only 227 00:15:07.840 --> 00:15:11.279 way to learn not by asking. Sometimes he gives you a cut, sometimes 228 00:15:11.360 --> 00:15:13.519 he gives you a stick. You don' t have to ask if you 229 00:15:13.519 --> 00:15:16.679 don' t know, because it' s the only way to learn if, 230 00:15:18.080 --> 00:15:22.080 all of a sudden, you might ask something and it' s kind 231 00:15:22.120 --> 00:15:22.120 of out of context and people look at you a little weird. You say 232 00:15:22.120 --> 00:15:26.840 no, it' s just that I' m very spontaneous and you know 233 00:15:26.840 --> 00:15:28.519 why that' s admitted. No, and if they say already, but 234 00:15:28.559 --> 00:15:31.159 it' s very spontaneous, but it just doesn' t make sense what 235 00:15:31.159 --> 00:15:33.279 you asked, you say it' s not that I think very fast. 236 00:15:33.360 --> 00:15:37.360 Then my mind piles up and I look like an asshole to you. That 237 00:15:37.360 --> 00:15:39.559 ' s it, that' s all right. Is that accepted? That 238 00:15:39.559 --> 00:15:43.240 ' s accepted, it' s okay, but seriously, don' t 239 00:15:43.320 --> 00:15:46.679 hesitate to ask anything. Not many people ask me hear in the spirits, 240 00:15:46.519 --> 00:15:50.440 whenever they manifest, they speak the language with the accent of the person who 241 00:15:50.519 --> 00:15:58.720 is listening to them, for this I can answer. It' s not 242 00:15:58.720 --> 00:15:58.759 like that. It' s not like that. Although Nino has not been 243 00:15:58.759 --> 00:16:00.840 seen to say, I think he has said something in Polish. No, 244 00:16:02.120 --> 00:16:04.759 I mean, it' s never been seen. But I had the chance, 245 00:16:04.840 --> 00:16:08.480 when I changed my house, to live in a house that had Mexican 246 00:16:08.759 --> 00:16:15.600 spirits and you say Ajoona, I can' t tell you. I don 247 00:16:15.639 --> 00:16:18.960 ' t know how to tell you,' cause I came in at night, 248 00:16:18.960 --> 00:16:19.159 he would cover me like that with the blanket. She wouldn' t 249 00:16:19.200 --> 00:16:23.159 snuggle and suddenly listen to the bottom of the hall. I heard Mom, 250 00:16:26.240 --> 00:16:33.120 you fucking asshole egg that I killed no more I didn' t just freak 251 00:16:33.120 --> 00:16:37.240 out no. In the end I would always get up to my raft and 252 00:16:37.240 --> 00:16:52.080 end up singing rancheras until eight in the morning. This really freaks me out. 253 00:16:52.200 --> 00:16:53.799 Don' t cut yourself when it comes to asking what you don' 254 00:16:53.799 --> 00:16:56.080 t know. Sometimes you can' t cut off the fact that an uncomfortable 255 00:16:56.200 --> 00:17:00.039 question appears whatever it is. Do the same. I then ask no. 256 00:17:02.159 --> 00:17:07.200 The taints will sleep better on the side. I think and if so, 257 00:17:07.279 --> 00:17:10.440 which side, because maybe we' re taking it for granted, things that 258 00:17:10.480 --> 00:17:14.400 aren' t. I know what you' re thinking. I' d 259 00:17:14.480 --> 00:17:17.880 sleep on the side of the stump, too. I find it more comfortable 260 00:17:18.000 --> 00:17:18.799 and more practical. It' s a little noise today, too. You 261 00:17:18.839 --> 00:17:29.960 put the goat' s foot on your face. It' s okay. 262 00:17:30.799 --> 00:17:34.400 It' s okay. I have so many manly friends from here a very 263 00:17:34.440 --> 00:17:42.720 strong kiss for everyone and a half hug and good to say goodbye. I 264 00:17:42.799 --> 00:17:47.559 ' ve always looked for a phrase that was a pass, no, but 265 00:17:47.799 --> 00:17:48.880 I' ve never found any that would come up with me. Then I 266 00:17:48.880 --> 00:17:52.920 have to go to the appointment. Don' t quote those people you admire 267 00:17:53.000 --> 00:17:56.640 and then I' ll go to. In conclusion, I would like to 268 00:17:56.920 --> 00:18:00.799 quote one of the great thinkers of our centuries need some pitis ramon Maybe he 269 00:18:00.839 --> 00:18:06.880 knew one or not there I go with a pitis ramon quote. It says 270 00:18:07.240 --> 00:18:11.680 where you' re going be careful it' s all right. I catch 271 00:18:11.880 --> 00:18:30.799 dangerous people. Thank you, everyone, whatever they want isn' t there. 272 00:18:33.160 --> 00:18:38.880 I' d like to make another appointment one more. This time of 273 00:18:38.960 --> 00:18:45.920 a great philosopher of our time. I don' t know if anyone ever 274 00:18:45.400 --> 00:18:49.680 heard of the Jesse a girl who appeared on a show called Barrio Princesses. 275 00:18:52.359 --> 00:18:53.839 It was a reality show so I wouldn' t see it. It was 276 00:18:53.920 --> 00:18:59.680 a reality show where four chicks were followed by polygon chonis, not eye- 277 00:18:59.680 --> 00:19:03.960 catching girls. Towards the end and good was therefore the marten, the paky, 278 00:19:03.279 --> 00:19:07.200 the rag and the jess. Not if you all notice the noble title 279 00:19:07.319 --> 00:19:11.799 in front of you to distinguish them from the rest of the mob. I 280 00:19:11.839 --> 00:19:15.279 fell in love with the Jesse. I fell in love with the Jesse because 281 00:19:15.359 --> 00:19:17.720 she was very spontaneous. She was one of those with a lot of ideas 282 00:19:17.799 --> 00:19:23.559 on her head and then dropped a lot of jewelry, girls wisdom jewelry throughout 283 00:19:23.559 --> 00:19:26.799 the program. But there' s one in particular that I loved, that 284 00:19:26.880 --> 00:19:30.119 was in a chapter where the Jesi and her friend don' t know what 285 00:19:30.160 --> 00:19:34.200 they' re getting out of work. All seen throw away the work and 286 00:19:34.200 --> 00:19:37.559 are at the door of work, speaking ill of the workers, of the 287 00:19:37.640 --> 00:19:41.200 boss of everything and every time warming up more until in the end super outraged. 288 00:19:41.640 --> 00:19:48.079 Jesse tells her friend she' s telling her Let' s go She 289 00:19:48.079 --> 00:20:02.519 ' s a gerund. You have to love Jessica. I want my epitaph 290 00:20:02.559 --> 00:20:06.880 to piss that it' s gerund to throw away the rock and honor the 291 00:20:07.000 --> 00:20:11.519 Jesse. The truth is, I loved it, and I had the best 292 00:20:11.519 --> 00:20:12.759 of luck. I had the great luck that, after having watched the whole 293 00:20:12.839 --> 00:20:15.720 series and having met and soaked myself watching and all the princesses of the neighborhood, 294 00:20:17.960 --> 00:20:19.559 I managed to meet one live, but not one of the series, 295 00:20:19.839 --> 00:20:23.559 but an authentic street one. Susi hers I fell in love right away. 296 00:20:26.359 --> 00:20:30.000 As soon as she met her, she left her boyfriend and the typical courtesy 297 00:20:30.640 --> 00:20:36.000 question and how you carry it and tells me there are many birds in the 298 00:20:37.400 --> 00:20:41.279 sea, I say they are called seagulls. No. You change the subject 299 00:20:44.400 --> 00:20:47.319 and I say good. Don' t worry. Tonight we go out like 300 00:20:47.440 --> 00:20:49.640 this, have a few drinks and forget the sorrows. No, and this 301 00:20:49.720 --> 00:20:52.240 on Facebook tells me no. No. I' m not going out tonight 302 00:20:52.319 --> 00:20:56.200 and I' m saying why. He tells me because I want to make 303 00:20:56.200 --> 00:21:00.720 a radical change. I need to take a three- hundred- sixty- 304 00:21:00.720 --> 00:21:06.440 degree turn. Of course, and if you tell someone in person, you 305 00:21:06.559 --> 00:21:11.200 say it' s a lapsus. But another thing is to think about it, 306 00:21:11.079 --> 00:21:15.640 write it, read it and say ok send because it is three filters. 307 00:21:17.519 --> 00:21:22.079 It' s three then, of course, I don' t know 308 00:21:22.079 --> 00:21:25.480 how to take it. I take it with a cheating comment I say uff 309 00:21:25.599 --> 00:21:26.319 I don' t know where I' m going to go. I' 310 00:21:26.480 --> 00:21:29.319 m a wild card guy. I' m saying I' ve dropped the 311 00:21:29.359 --> 00:21:30.000 connection and it' s been a while since I said it, because that 312 00:21:30.000 --> 00:21:32.519 ' s it. I' ve got the connection, I don' t 313 00:21:32.759 --> 00:21:34.799 answer it, but I' ll meet her that very night and I' 314 00:21:34.880 --> 00:21:37.480 ll tell you, man, she finally came out and said no, no, 315 00:21:37.799 --> 00:21:40.599 but I' m going home now. I tell him but, and 316 00:21:40.920 --> 00:21:47.559 that tells me because I already commented on Facebook and I shaking that I needed 317 00:21:47.680 --> 00:21:56.319 a radical change and mmmm, that I needed to take a three hundred and 318 00:21:56.400 --> 00:22:00.839 sixty degrees turn and regret it again. Fourth filter and you know this feeling 319 00:22:00.920 --> 00:22:04.240 when you' re messing with someone until you realize it' s a bit 320 00:22:04.240 --> 00:22:17.200 late and it gives you a bunch of stick. You know, I mean, 321 00:22:18.079 --> 00:22:21.720 he' s either got or he' s got, like an Argentine 322 00:22:22.079 --> 00:22:26.400 friend of mine says, he' s either missing players on the court or 323 00:22:26.480 --> 00:22:30.039 no one' s driving those things, or nobody' s ever told him, 324 00:22:30.400 --> 00:22:33.039 so I say he' s going to take a good roll and I 325 00:22:33.039 --> 00:22:41.680 say I' m going to explain it to him for the best, nobody 326 00:22:41.960 --> 00:22:45.519 ' s ever told him, and I' m telling him you' ve 327 00:22:45.720 --> 00:22:48.279 realized that if you' re here and you' re running a three- 328 00:22:48.279 --> 00:22:48.279 sixty- degree turn, that change you expect isn' t going to be 329 00:22:48.279 --> 00:22:48.519 so radical, because you basically end up at the same point. No, 330 00:22:49.359 --> 00:22:53.400 and maybe what you meant right from the start was I want to take a 331 00:22:55.160 --> 00:23:03.559 turn of 180 degrees. One hundred and eighty degrees And he tells me, 332 00:23:03.839 --> 00:23:19.720 because you won' t believe it, but I was about to put one 333 00:23:19.799 --> 00:23:22.960 hundred and eighty but it seemed little to me. Thank you.