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Sometime one on one point three KATIEWB
with Fallon and Cult. Anyone listening who

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can't move today? Now, let
me explain. That's one I'm gonna throw

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out. We're gonna do others.
I am so tight. I did some

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working out. I did that.
That's a humble brag. And I try

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to do the thing where you foam
roller today because I'm I'm at the point

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where when I go to sit on
the toilet, I have to drop the

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last three inches, like, yeah, you know what I mean. You

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literally just are like I'm going care. I'm just I've been there. Yeah,

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so you've been working those those quads. Yeah, but I also know

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like I went to get a coffee
today and the barista she's like, man,

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I am in pain today. I
said why. She's like, I

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shoveled for an hour and I go, oh, that sucks. You have

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like a long drive? Sheels,
No. Even worse. I'm I'm cat

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sitting and the people I'm cat sitting
for there are snowblowers broken. So I

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had to shovel for an you gotta
throw on its tip at that point,

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I think. So, so we're
gonna come back and do anyone listening here

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and we have other things. You
can call in for it. We're gonna

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cast a wide net and try to
get you on the phone when we come

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back on KATIEWB. I read the
be famous, sisted, I let that

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get to my head. I don't
care. I paint the tailbrat Sdrick,

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I accept what they said. I
read the bee famous, sisted, I

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let that get to my head.
I don't care. I'll paint the tailbrat.

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She take a let me sllloway,
Yeah, said patnic money now you

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try. You could use a replant
with a new ripe, says I don't

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need a big feature on a new
site. Kick. I don't need a

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new friend because my good like it. I don't need a well way to

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make you like it. I'm a
toil time point no white windings throws shot

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like you're trying to have a foot
fight. Then on my opps waiting for

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me to be you. I bet
said, I ain't got drive, I

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need a car. Money really are
to be feeding for I'm doing things they

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ain't seen before. Bands ain't dumb
but extreme of saw. I'm a demon

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lord father love what I ain't seeing
for I'm doing things better sight the sauce.

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Yeah, something that I need no
more, Drick, I said what

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they said, I'd rather be famous, sister. I let that get to

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my head. I don't care.
I paint the tel brag Drick. I

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accept what they said. I'd rather
be famous, sister. I let or

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that get to my head. I
don't care. I paint the telbrad she

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fell left them, you settle,
she Fellow Salon and Colt one on one

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point three k d w B.
Yesterday was like a work from home day.

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It was a weird day. People
weren't out and about. It was

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cold. It was super cold.
Actually the wind was hidden. Yeah,

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people had to shovel. Didn't like
that for myself, I did. I

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did the sidewalk, the worst sidewalk
shoveling you've ever seen in your life.

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And I am milk and I'm like, oh, my back, did you

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even pay attention to the driveway?
Are you just packing it down? Hoping

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a mouth and baby back? The
sun's out, melt away, daddy.

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So this is our way of just
we want to talk to you. The

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two o'clock hours always a little bit
bizarre, and we want to we want

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to hear your voice. So anyone
listening, who is sore today? And

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you can tell us why you're sore. Maybe it's from the snow, maybe

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it's from so molls. Anybody listening, anyone listening who is delivering food right

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now? Obviously you'll be doing that
hands free if you call us and or

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anyone listening who has a loud muffler. Now, if we were in Indiana,

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the punk would light up muffler.
I know there's someone out there who

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is a little insecure every time they
put their foot on the gas. No,

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if you have a lot, okay, no, you're right because like

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for instance, Jake did some quote
unquote work on Dylan's car and Nick the

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muffler was super loud. I was
like, you are never dug. We

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never be able to sneak out about
a mile away we knew Dylan's home.

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But then there are people like you
know, like I said, where I'm

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from, that just really love the
stay. They love that sound. I

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want people to hear my car,
Yes hear me roars what they say.

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But give us a call. We
want to talk to you at six five,

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one, nine, eight nine,
Katie w b. Anyone listening who

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is sore today? Who has a
loud muffler, or who is delivering food

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right now? I want to talk
when we come back on Katie w B.

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This is the fallon who Balon and
colts one a one point three kd

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WB. Anyone listening who is delivering
food right now has a loud muffler,

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or who is sore now? Could
be sore from a variety of things.

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You never know. Mine's from working
out, which I continuously talk about to

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everyone, like, oh you work
out? I'm like I did it once

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this week? Yah yay? So
John, which one are you? I'm

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the one? Oh why are you
sore today? John? Because everybody's talking

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about an hour of shoveling and I
did that three minutes yesterday. Oh god,

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I'm passionate about that. Number one. John is the radio. You

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can't just drop bombs like that.
Oh well it was a dude, all

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right. I feel like John's doing
a little drinking today, Joe, I

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got the heavy eyes. Let's go
all right? Well, hey, thank

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you for calling. Stay off the
roads, all right? Patty? Which

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category do you fall into? I
fall into the store from shoveling? Oh,

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what's what's your situation? Like,
like you have a long driveway,

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a lot of sidewalk. Well,
no, I I hired somebody to do

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myself because I have four broken ribs
and are banged up legs. That's a

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different story. They never came out. They I call them four times.

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Oh no, it's supposed to be
a service. It's a service I've had

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for like two years. They do
this all the time, so I never

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came out. Today I finally had
to move my car or it's gonna get

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towed. Oh my god, there
was all that snow and ice, and

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I really hurt my ribs worse because
it was like passed up on my car.

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I'm sure forever. And while you're
shoveling, are you trying to like

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play it up? When people drive
by see it, they'll stop and help

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you. No, not so much. I'm just swearing to myself. Well,

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yeah, Patty, what happened to
your ribs? Like? How did

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that situation happen? Oh? That
lax? Right? Oh we talked before,

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Patty. Yep, yep, you
talked to me. I was the

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motorcycle, Patty. Things I got. I've got to life, Patty.

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I suck, Patty. I'm gonna
get better from here. I feel it.

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Yeah. At least you brought your
ribs would double to be better by

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summer. Hopefully there's that. I'm
gonna look forward to, Patty, we

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love you. Hey, Katie w
B. Which category do you fall into?

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Okay, it's not my muffler,
but my car makes the most obnoxious

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noise when I go in reverse?
Okay, can you can you? Maybe

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I listen. I grew up around
a lot of mechanics. Can you do

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the sound it makes? And maybe
I could tell you what's wrong? No,

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nothing's wrong. I just got a
hybrid, and when I test drove

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it, it's like her Oh,
so you're like a dom trug he it

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sounds like I'm driving an eighteen wheel
or in reverse, I'm in like a

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tiny hybrid SDUV. The good news
is you shouldn't hit anyone because they'll hear

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it and dive out of the way. So there's there's one benefit. I

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mean, I guess that's it.
But it is like all eyes on me,

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and if I'm in a parking ramp
or even like backing out of my

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garage, the way it echoes,
it's like nails on a chalkboard. So

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normally that's my dream situation growing up
to my family. I was always like

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one, two, three eyes on
me, So, like you know,

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I usually would want that, but
yeah, maybe not when I'm backing up

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in parallel parking and I'm already insecure. Look it out bad the Java it

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went downtown. Well, hey,
hang in there. You'll get a new

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car in like twenty years. It'll
be good. I love this car,

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so I hope last me about twenty
years. Perfect. The only thing I

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wish I could snip a wire.
Oh that's careful, I wouldn't. I

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would be the ones like the blue
one or the red one. I'll always

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choose the wrong one. We're gonna
come back and take a few more of

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these and wrap it up on anyone
listening. Who on KTEWB one on one

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point three KATIEWB with Fallon and Colt. We're gonna wrap it up with anyone

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listening who is delivering food, is
sore or has a loud muffler? So

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which one are you? I am
a door dashers, I'm delivering food.

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Oh what are you delivering today?
I've delivered alcohol already. Turn up.

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Hey, let me ask you something, and I want you to be honest.

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We haven't asked your name or whatever. Have you stolen anybody's food even

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a little bit while delivering? No, dude, I couldn't resist it.

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I'm a karma person, so I'm
afraid that if I would ever did that,

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somebody would do that to me.
You should try that cult being a

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karma person. Well, no,
listen. One of the reasons why I

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don't order delivery is because I know
I would take somebody's fries, so I

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don't want it to have it a
me. So I think I have.

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I'm like everybody's out here stealing food. It's got to be a thing.

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So many McDonald's orders, you kind
of get sick of the smell. So

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I don't know. That's how I
get on a diet and just started delivering

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food to hate it. Well,
thank you for what you do. Many

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lazy people across the Twin Cities wouldn't
be able to eat or drink. It

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sounds like without you. Oh well, thank you, yeah, thank you.

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You know, I just wanted to
tell you so, and I love

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your laugh, your so contagious,
and yeah, so well, thank you

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honored that we're so honored that we're
part of that delivery. She's like cold,

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your voice kind of sounds like a
cat throwing up, but it was

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more like a dog like yourself.
Yeah, that's true. I will have

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a wonderful day you too. Thank
you, Katie w B. Yeah,

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I was calling because I'm sure,
what are you sore from? It sounds

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us It's not like that. It's
really stupid. Okay, So I'm sore

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because I was pulling at my yarn
and it was like literally from West weekend

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and I'm so out of shape.
So you're still sore from last weekeain?

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Just like what a slap in the
face that you pulled weeds and didn't put

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all that work in to make your
lawn look nice and then the snow drops.

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Oh no, I'm a New Orleans
this is Auntie. Oh we have

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a New Orleans representative. Wow know
me? Yes, I know you cold.

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He needs to get with it.
Oh yeah, come on, cool,

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you're a correspondent. What's happening in
New Orleans right now is a drama.

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I mean there's no drama for me. I just work from home.

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I'm boring, you know, like
pulling weeds on the company's hour, you

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know, I mean I know,
but now I have like also a little

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It's like an infected Like it's like
a thorn that's stuck in my fingers.

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So I think I'm gonna have to
go to urgent care for this. Really

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super annoyed with this. Just get
some tweezers U, some duct tape.

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You got it. This is why
I don't do anything outside because you never

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know. You could get a thorn, you get a sunburn, you could

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sweat, you could roll your ankle. Stay indoors, people, That's what

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touching grass is. So twenty tens. Anyways, So what's up in the

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pop Culture Minute. Well, there's
been so much drama with the cast of

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Selling Sunset. Now another person has
filed from divorce, not Christine enough like

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the current cast member. We'll cover
that in pop Culture Minute. It's the

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pop Culture Minute with Selling and Cult
on one on one point three JD w

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B. It's brought to you by
Ovo lask and Len's find at ovoi dot

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com. So obviously all the pop
brought to photos came back of Travis Kelsey

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and Taylor Swift and they do a
podcast together, Not Travis and Taylor,

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but Travis and his brother Jason,
and he got called out for the photos

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and having a dad bod and his
excuse march baby. So I'm not chiseled.

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It's not listen. Also, it's
not a dab bod. I mean

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it's just it's just not maybe five
pounds heavier. Like, why are you

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defending it? Because if that's the
standard for a dab bod, I have

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the tear below the dad vod what
is that? I don't even know the

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uncle bod. Yeah, like the
drunk uncle bot selling sunsets. This one

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was really surprising that we had all
the Christine issues going on, but now

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Chelsea, she's the British one.
She is filing from divorce for a divorce

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from her husband. I'm like,
dude, everyone goes on selling sunset and

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they seemed like they were in the
most love when you will watch the video,

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didn't didn't it you think? So? Yeah? I mean I thought

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they were always friendly and nice to
each other. I always think the main

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girl owner, who's like the one
them the longest, the blond one,

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her and her husband who faker,
they seem like the most in love to

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me. Yeah, he just roast
everybody on the show. It's great.

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Yeah, that was my best explanation
ever. By the way, not knowing

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a single name, not knowing any
identifying clues about them. That was that

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was not my best So Drake Bell. You know, obviously a lot of

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people were talking about the documentary that
came out about that producer who was an

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awful human to a ton of the
Nickelodeon stars. Well, Drake Bell,

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so there's more to tell, like
his story, and so I think they're

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gonna be doing like a part two
of that documentary if you watch that,

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I know, like a ton of
people did. Yeah. Years, I

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mean it's a lot of years to
unpack. So for sure, if you

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haven't seen Joe exot, this is
just the random if you haven't seen Joke

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exot at the latest latest bugshot,
the mullet has gotten even longer, and

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it's worth checking out. I just
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because I know that you loved that. He's still locked up, right,

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is he just? I believe?
Yeah, so they're just doing picks.

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Well, he probably was like like
me when I like, after I have

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a headshot for a while, I'm
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Headshot there. I think they know
he bring in that he and the

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content and they're like we got to
get him in for new headshots. Prisoners

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like I want to go to Joe's
prison so they get more funding. Yes,

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and Joe. Joe had someone probably
bring in a new ring light,

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and it was like, I need
new headshots. I have new extensions on

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my mullet. And they're like,
whatever you want, Joe, baby,

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and so and here we are talking
about it. Joe. It's the unbelievable

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story of the day. On one
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We have a few weeks, so
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unbelievable story of the day. A
woman called us and said that she called

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off her wedding because a crow.
She was carrying her dress, carrying her

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wedding dress out of the alteration place
and a crow flew into it. And

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she's like, that's a sign.
If there's ever been a sign, that

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is the sign. And she called
her wedding off because of a crow flying

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into her wedding dress. Yeah.
I didn't want to tell her she's crazy,

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but that's kind of crazy. She
she that was someone who was clearly

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unstable. No, that's wrong with
you. No, Yeah, did not

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want to get married and shouldn't get
married. And that was best for both

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parties. Clearly, if the crow
flying in was like, do not say

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he dodged a bullet. You I
knew you were, but imagine you do

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want to get married, and you
do have your perfect wedding dress. You

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took a while to pick it out. They're not cheap, and then this

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happens. Don't know why the dress
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as he moved the stuff to put
the storage in the car, put the

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dress on top of the car to
not crush it, and then proceeded to

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drive off. I guess I can
replace the dress, but it's just more

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the frustration of the situation. So
we're Beyonce puts he's moving stuff around,

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puts the wedding dress on top of
the car, drives off. The two

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thousand dollars wedding dress flies off the
car, and now they're offering a five

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hundred dollars reward anyone that finds it. And you can tell she's still heated.

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She's like, it's okay, we
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it, but I also can replace
my husband. So I don't know why

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I was on the cop like you
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a little bit, yes, because
they haven't found her dress. She spent

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two thousand dollars and he's like,
oh, let me put it on top

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of the car. Gress. It
is so true. It was not a

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Stanley cup of coffee. It's her
freaking wedding dress. Man Balon and Cult

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one to one point three KDWB.
My top question is do the people who

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listen at this time, maybe every
single day, do you are you invested

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in the hot dog bracket or are
you like one thing? God, it's

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only one week because you do this
at the same time every day and in

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my my little commute, I hear
you talking about the most sexy dogs and

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yeah, that's that is what's happening. It's true, but it's an important

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thing that we have to figure out. Well, we have to we have

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to listen, someone have to talk
about it. And we just landed on

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our shoulders and here we are.
People have been debating the hottest dogs for

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ages and finally someone is doing the
research and there was a shocking win.

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To you, there was a shocking
win. No, you won't believe.

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Yeah, who pulled through and who
won the hottest dog up between these two,

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Round two, Round two. We
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who's up in round three when we
come back on, KATIEWB. Don't know

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where you at, don't know where
you mean? No, no, nothing

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back Salon and colts on one on
one point three, KATIEWB. I didn't

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tell you about this, but there
is just something. So I go to

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group workout classes because I don't want
attention on myself, okay, like I

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don't like going. Like I'll go
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but by sometimes I mean once a
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either because I feel just to make
sure they're there. But the reason I

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do group fitness, like I said, I don't feel So yesterday I go

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to do a workout and it was
awful weather right, and I was like,

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oh no, I hope people don't
can't Every single person canceled. I

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was the only person there, so
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and I didn't know what to do
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to like, so I started panicking
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it. I don't like silence,
Like how can we get So I told

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this woman about every ailment I've ever
had. I couldn't stop. I was

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like, yeah, my wrists are
bad. And I was like, I

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said, I got when I'm doing
this plank, I'm like, see this

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one. I don't like planks.
I get this weird collection of blood that

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formed in my cheek. And she
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yeah, and she was like I
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I don't know what is see.
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now I have to try this workout
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It's gotta I gotta go all in. No. I kept being like I

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can't. I like this is normally
in class I do this, but I'm

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in real bad pain. And she's
like, oh, let's not do that.

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I'm like, oh, if you
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like moderate watered down version of a
workout yesterday, and she regretted not canceling

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should have stayed home. Every little
piece of info from me. All right,

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time for the little update on our
hot dog bracket. So yesterday we've

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been doing this, Uh think about
it right now, what do you think

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is the hottest dog breed out there? One came to mind, guaranteed,

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thank you. So yesterday there was
quite the upset for people like Colts who

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own Australian Shepherds because the black Lab
beat the Australian Shepherd. The amount of

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fake Instagram accounts I made just a
vote for the shepherd. I'm like,

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I got you, buddy, you
didn't. Percy's so mad about it.

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And then they just just murdered.
Then Berney's Mountain Dog just hurled the Irish

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Setter. So the Bernie's Mountain Dog
and the Black Lab move on to our

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finals. So so far we have
Golden Doodle King Charles wlack Clab, Charles

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Black Lab. We need a Bernie's
Mountain Dog. Today are contestants in the

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hot dog bracket are hold on the
pull because I'm like a little well,

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the Golden Retriever is just dominating the
Doberman. It's such a classic dog.

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It's almost unfair. Well, the
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for sure, but the Doberman is
like, we'll show you the time.

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You're like, it'll like throw stuff
off the desk. I feel like it's

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got that, it'll lift you up
and not every guy can do. And

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then also the husky against it I
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It's like the big puffy white dog. Yeah. My neighbors had two

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and they would walk and they were
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I was terrified. I was like, she knows one command word to kill

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me. I know it. Yeah. The only reason I don't like those

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type of people because then they see
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lazy times. There's no you've done
any training. Wait what this person has

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to keep them on a leash because
if the leash is off, you said

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you don't keep your dog on a
leash. For a second, I was

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about to talk to you. I'm
too paranoid to have my dog off leash.

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Well, if you want to vote
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our final four, like new breeds. From this point forward, we're going

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to move on with just like our
champions. And they're like I thought you

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were gonna say, moved on from
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week. The Hottest Dog will be
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On one Today's trending with fellon and
cold on one on one three kat WB

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All right, so this is people
are fired up at the dollar Tree.

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What is having at the dollar tree? Now? Thank you for ask going

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on? So last year or I
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Remember everything used to be a dollar. The Dollar Tree was a spot where

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actually everything was a dollar because you
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not a dollar. But the Dollar
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twenty twenty one, they went to
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And that five dollars cap happened in
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But now they're up in the cap. Baby, they're up in the

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cap seven dollars seven. Some items
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What happened? I know, that's
what I'm saying. I don't have

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an answer for you, but I
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Are they like this is outrageous?
This is crazy. I'm never shopping

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at the dollar Tree again. No, But I mean I think it's like

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inflation in general that people are probably
they understand a little bit. I went

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to the dollar Tree. I was
so poor. I went to the Dollar

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Tree and I got frozen chicken from
the dollar Tree for like a dollar twenty

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cents and why wouldn't you That doesn't
sound poor? Well, it made me

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sick immediately. I could tell you, well, you can't go around saying

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that. First of all, that
is first of all saying I cooked it

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and prepared it. But I'm just
saying, you used to be able to

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go to the dollar tree for dollar
chicken, and now it's not a thing

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anymore, so you can't. Well, there's no way they could. That's

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probably why they are raising the prices
on things, because I mean, I

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literally talked to my dad that he's
never a month, saying, life thought

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I'd be paying this much for a
ground to be a pound of ground beef?

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Are you kidding me? And I
said wow, Dad, and I

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had tuned out. I was painting
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like, my dad likes to talk, and I just let him go.

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And I was like, I hate
that for you, Dad, And I

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was like, come again, what'd
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do you know want a hush trip
is uh no. It's when someone who

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works remotely works from a location other
than their usual one, but doesn't let

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their boss. Know, so you
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or like your parents' house, and
it's simply a location that you don't otherwise

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work from. But since you can
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duties anywhere, it's like, who
cares? I shouldn't have to tell my

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boss I'm in the Bahamas works.
I'll see people on golf cards, like

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on a golf course too, like
using a green screen on zoom. It's

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so brutal. Wow, what is
that whack in the background? Nothing,

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So I'm doing laundry. Yeah,
all right, Well that is you're trending.

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It's brought to you by Minneapolis Plastic
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MPs MN dot com. This song, she is like breaking records with it

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because she's like has producing credit on
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Obviously she's singing the music video.
Have you seen that? Nope,

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it's with Evan Peters. It's a
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Mind, which the album is called
Eternal Sunshine. So and so we can't

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be friends. Salin one one point
three Katie Maga school book. Yeah,

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the after school Pop Quiz. We
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Christina, where are you at network? Dude? Egan is our hot spot.

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We have had so many people called
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great spot. My husband grew up
there. No one asked. I

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apologize for sharing that. All right, So today it's Melissa and Forrest Lake

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competing against Christina, and I'm going
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you know the answer, you chime
in with your name, and the first

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to two wins. Okay, okay, all right, here we go.

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Question number one, what is the
term for a species that no longer has

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any living members? Yes, Melissa
En? What was it? Ken?

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No? The question and again Christina
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that no longer has any living members? Thank you? Yes? That is

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erect Yeah not ten No, she
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no. Question number two, which
famous explorer is credited with discovering the New

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World in fourteen ninety two? Christinas? That is correct? All right,

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just like that, Christina takes it
today. Thank you for playing, Melissa.

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We appreciate it. Christina. You're
going to get a pair of Crayola

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Experience passes at Mall of America.
Congratulations, thank you, thank you.

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We use every single day thanks to
Mall of America. They're giving us prizes

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every day for the after school pop
quiz. Speaking of prizes, coming up

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next hour, we have tickets to
the Twins season home opener around four twenty,

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so make sure you don't miss that. And would you rather Wednesdays?

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Coming up? One A one point
three KGWB the Twin Cities Number one of

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music station. I had a plumber
come out to my house. Balance you

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clocked the toilet again? No,
there was. The weather was awful.

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There was a pipe that burst in
my basement. Water was going all over

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the place. But news you're on
homeowner lamblow landlord's gotta pay up. It

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was annoyed though, like it was
my fault. Some I'm like, not

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my fault. I bought a house
that was born or build in the nineteen

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tens. So anyway, okay,
So the plumber comes out today whatever,

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it's a good time and we're making
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and he literally asked me, he
said, can I get one of those?

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And I was like, are you
like? You can have some water

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if you want. He's like,
no, can I get a sandwich.

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No he did it. He literally
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I'm late for my other job.
I'm starving. Did he laughing? You

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make me? No? Really serious? This guy was like, let me

405
00:28:56.799 --> 00:29:00.240
just pay in the picture. He
was like six five the bushiest beer and

406
00:29:00.319 --> 00:29:03.640
probably three ten. Okay? Number
one rude. How would you like if

407
00:29:03.680 --> 00:29:07.480
someone was like, there's a new
radio host. No, lie, at

408
00:29:07.559 --> 00:29:10.480
least three ten. Oh, you
wouldn't like that. I'm not saying.

409
00:29:10.519 --> 00:29:14.079
It was like, okay, but
you're not working at Valley Fair. I

410
00:29:14.119 --> 00:29:15.920
don't need you to like lay out
how much he weighs on a guess.

411
00:29:17.079 --> 00:29:19.319
That's number one. Number two?
What kind of sandwich were you making?

412
00:29:19.880 --> 00:29:26.440
Just well, a pean butter jelly. Not for my kids. For myself,

413
00:29:26.599 --> 00:29:30.039
it was what kind of jelly?
Do you use? Strawberry? Grape

414
00:29:30.319 --> 00:29:36.720
raspberry? Every time I talk to
you, I am more disgusted by do

415
00:29:36.799 --> 00:29:41.279
you do you even allow strawberry?
Or who asked for a sandwich? When

416
00:29:41.279 --> 00:29:45.200
you come out to service something hungry? I was gonna say, if you're

417
00:29:45.200 --> 00:29:47.680
making a grilled cheese like something to
have like an aroma to it, I

418
00:29:47.680 --> 00:29:53.279
would understand, But a ras bumer
that is one of the trashiest sandwiches I've

419
00:29:53.319 --> 00:29:56.519
ever heard of. That's why I
just gave it to him, because I

420
00:29:56.519 --> 00:29:59.119
was like, this guy needs it. Like if he's asking for a peanut

421
00:29:59.160 --> 00:30:04.039
butter raspberry sandwich, then if you
give a mouse a cookie, you got

422
00:30:04.119 --> 00:30:07.640
to give him a glass of milk. It's a dry sandwich. What if

423
00:30:07.680 --> 00:30:18.119
it comes back for dinner tonight too? Ballon and cults one on one point

424
00:30:18.119 --> 00:30:25.079
three ktw B Wednesdays we do would
you rather once just shuffle your paper into

425
00:30:25.119 --> 00:30:30.400
the phone. I'm sorry, could
you do your taxes tomorrow? Yeah?

426
00:30:30.440 --> 00:30:33.359
I'm just checking out the APR on
this. Okay, If you would you

427
00:30:33.440 --> 00:30:36.960
rather, we'd love for you to
text it in five three nine two one

428
00:30:37.160 --> 00:30:38.839
or kd w B one. We're
gonna kick it off with this when we

429
00:30:38.920 --> 00:30:41.559
come back. Would you rather look
like a fish or smell like a fish?

430
00:30:42.119 --> 00:30:48.400
That's triggering for women? That's that's
triggering. We'll come back. We'll

431
00:30:48.400 --> 00:30:49.960
come back and discuss that. But
if you have one texas five three nine

432
00:30:49.960 --> 00:31:02.119
two one ktew b wy are trying
to mams? Would you rather Wednesday?

433
00:31:04.480 --> 00:31:07.720
All right, let's start with the
one we just we kicked it off with

434
00:31:07.799 --> 00:31:11.960
would you rather look like a fish
or smell like a fish? Hope?

435
00:31:12.799 --> 00:31:15.880
I feel like I've been ugly,
so look like a fish, not new.

436
00:31:17.160 --> 00:31:21.559
I can still smell okayish. First
of all, I feel like that

437
00:31:21.680 --> 00:31:23.799
was you desperately seeking me to say
no, you don't, So no,

438
00:31:23.920 --> 00:31:29.200
you don't. You're so handsome.
I have seen Star Wars and there are

439
00:31:29.279 --> 00:31:33.319
characters on there that look like fish. If I lived in a world like

440
00:31:33.559 --> 00:31:37.640
Star Wars, I wouldn't care because
they still get it. But on Earth,

441
00:31:37.759 --> 00:31:41.119
I don't know that I would want
that, Like there are some beautiful

442
00:31:41.119 --> 00:31:44.400
fish. Think of the Rainbow Fish
book. Beautiful stunning fish. Oh yeah,

443
00:31:44.440 --> 00:31:48.880
there was rainbow trout maculate. Okay, we're not doing a hot fish

444
00:31:48.960 --> 00:31:51.640
bracket, so don't get any ideas. I think I'm gonna go. I

445
00:31:51.680 --> 00:31:56.000
have to like smell like a fish, all right, that'll be nice in

446
00:31:56.039 --> 00:32:01.880
the studio, I think. So. Would you rather accidentally send a sexy

447
00:32:01.920 --> 00:32:06.240
text to your boss or butt dial
your mother in law while you're in the

448
00:32:06.279 --> 00:32:13.160
middle of a rand about how annoying
she is? I don't want rich or

449
00:32:13.240 --> 00:32:16.079
boss Ridge to see a sexy text
from me. I want to never talk

450
00:32:16.240 --> 00:32:19.680
ish about my mother in law.
So I'm putting myself in the place of

451
00:32:19.720 --> 00:32:23.319
like someone who doesn't want that would
just cause and I would absolutely sex rich

452
00:32:23.640 --> 00:32:28.559
and lets me explained, because I
could like lie and be like, oh,

453
00:32:28.599 --> 00:32:30.799
it was a bit for the radio. True, I just want to

454
00:32:30.839 --> 00:32:34.759
see your reaction. And he's like, here's my reaction. It's an email

455
00:32:34.759 --> 00:32:38.279
from corporate HR. But still we
have a meeting on Monday. At least

456
00:32:38.319 --> 00:32:43.039
it's a meeting on Monday and not
like a huge dysfunctional family. Yeah,

457
00:32:43.240 --> 00:32:47.039
with the mother in law. So
would you why would you rather have to

458
00:32:47.160 --> 00:32:54.359
wax your neighbors back or pick the
toe jam out of your dog sitters toenails

459
00:32:55.000 --> 00:33:00.839
so specific. I didn't google that
one. That one just came up.

460
00:33:01.039 --> 00:33:05.599
I'm gonna wax my neighbor's back first
of all, harol, I don't think

461
00:33:05.640 --> 00:33:10.039
you have that hairy up a back
that's for starters. Toes are a no

462
00:33:10.160 --> 00:33:15.839
go. Like. I watch so
many weird extraction videos online, but they're

463
00:33:15.880 --> 00:33:20.200
all animals. If they have like
a like a cow has a big growth

464
00:33:20.240 --> 00:33:22.559
on it, I'll watch them eject
like sab it and get the juice out.

465
00:33:22.640 --> 00:33:25.559
Yeah, I'll watch hoof cleanings.
But when it comes to humans,

466
00:33:25.599 --> 00:33:29.920
like, I don't want to watch
pimples toenails anything. Isn't it easier to

467
00:33:29.920 --> 00:33:31.440
get a new dog sitter than a
neighbor though, Like I feel like I

468
00:33:31.480 --> 00:33:35.039
want to be able to look at
a neighbor anytime, just been the small

469
00:33:35.079 --> 00:33:37.359
talk, would just be the hairy
back. I'd be so quick. And

470
00:33:37.400 --> 00:33:40.200
there's also like tiny bit of joy
I get from the little bit of screaming

471
00:33:40.240 --> 00:33:45.559
that might happen. Is that messed
up? Yeah, a little bit?

472
00:33:45.640 --> 00:33:47.759
Okay, so you're going ToeJam to
the dogsitter. I'm going with a toe

473
00:33:47.839 --> 00:33:52.640
jam. Yeah, you're disgusting maybe
a little bit. Here's a text we

474
00:33:52.720 --> 00:33:58.240
got. Would you rather always have
a booger showing in your nose or always

475
00:33:58.319 --> 00:34:04.359
have something showing in your teeth?
Mmmmm, I hit, I feel like

476
00:34:04.440 --> 00:34:07.079
teeth. I don't want it in
my teeth. But the booker is just

477
00:34:07.320 --> 00:34:14.960
there's no normal for you anyways,
you just fire. You have to tell

478
00:34:15.000 --> 00:34:17.280
me if that's no I got you. I got you. You would tell

479
00:34:17.280 --> 00:34:21.119
me, yeah, you're very hygienic. I didn't say that. Is that?

480
00:34:21.159 --> 00:34:22.480
Would you tell me if there's a
booker? I was like, yeah,

481
00:34:22.840 --> 00:34:24.880
that's fair, all right, let's
come back, We'll do more.

482
00:34:25.000 --> 00:34:29.480
Would you rathers? If you have
more, you can text them into five

483
00:34:29.559 --> 00:34:34.039
three nine two one katiewb one,
let's not talk about toe jam on the

484
00:34:34.079 --> 00:34:45.760
next set. Yeahs? Would you
rather Wednesday? On? Katie w Ballin

485
00:34:45.880 --> 00:34:47.800
and coult do a little? Would
you rather Wednesday? And don't worry,

486
00:34:47.800 --> 00:34:52.119
we do have your Twins season home
opener tickets. We're going to do those

487
00:34:52.320 --> 00:34:57.079
in just a second. Would you
rather be stuck behind a slow driver or

488
00:34:57.119 --> 00:35:07.440
a slow walker? Driver? No? Walker? Walker? Walker so annoying?

489
00:35:08.960 --> 00:35:15.159
Definitely the walker text? Would you
rather? This is so random?

490
00:35:15.199 --> 00:35:17.440
Would you rather molt? Once a
year? Kind of like a bird does?

491
00:35:17.519 --> 00:35:20.719
So? What does that mean?
Ult? They molt their feathers?

492
00:35:20.960 --> 00:35:27.000
What theyd have you seen? Aladdin? No? Look at me, I'm

493
00:35:27.039 --> 00:35:30.480
molting the bird. I know you
can say it one more the way.

494
00:35:30.559 --> 00:35:35.360
Maybe I did say it again?
Look at me, I'm molting? No?

495
00:35:35.599 --> 00:35:38.199
Okay, all right, well anyone
else think I nailed that impression?

496
00:35:38.639 --> 00:35:44.599
Would you rather molt once a year
or enough to go through metamorphosis like a

497
00:35:44.639 --> 00:35:49.920
butterfly once as a teen? That
sounds so comfy. Metamorphosis for sure?

498
00:35:50.360 --> 00:35:52.679
A butterfly? You're kidding me?
I'd be like, look at that psyche

499
00:35:53.320 --> 00:35:57.519
glow up. Yeah, total glow
up, molting. I'm just like,

500
00:35:57.559 --> 00:36:00.880
I look like a naked mole rat. Every single sounds painful. You're just

501
00:36:00.960 --> 00:36:04.840
balding all over your body. Yeah, no, thank you. Would you

502
00:36:05.239 --> 00:36:08.599
rather and pull one of these out
that you submitted? I got one?

503
00:36:08.599 --> 00:36:15.920
Would you rather eat an entire stick
of the odorant or get sand kicked into

504
00:36:15.960 --> 00:36:22.639
your eyes? The odorant? What? My eyesight's too important now? Granted

505
00:36:22.679 --> 00:36:24.880
I do have I do have the
phone number of doctor Lobanov I could call

506
00:36:24.920 --> 00:36:28.559
if I had an eye issue,
shadow of Lola second lens. But you

507
00:36:28.599 --> 00:36:30.679
know when you eat like a baloney
sandwich and it gets stuck to the roof

508
00:36:30.679 --> 00:36:34.639
of your mouth, Yeah, that's
the same thing. The odorant would just

509
00:36:34.679 --> 00:36:37.039
get stuck everywhere. I feel like
it's so much when a piece of a

510
00:36:37.079 --> 00:36:38.920
sandwich could stuck at the top of
your mouth. It's one of the top

511
00:36:39.079 --> 00:36:43.960
five scariest things I ever had to
freak out. You're alone, You're trying

512
00:36:44.000 --> 00:36:46.159
to click it out. You're like, if I breathe wrong, it could

513
00:36:46.159 --> 00:36:51.880
shoot back and block my my hair
passage. That happen to be one time

514
00:36:51.880 --> 00:36:55.199
I was on a lazy boy at
my uncle's house. Everybody was sleeping and

515
00:36:55.239 --> 00:37:00.519
I was shirtless, watching like a
tow trunk driving show. And it's like

516
00:37:00.559 --> 00:37:04.840
one am and I start choking on
this baloney sandwich in the lazy boy.

517
00:37:04.960 --> 00:37:07.280
And my thought was, like,
they come out in the morning and I

518
00:37:07.320 --> 00:37:14.800
have a plate on my belly and
I'm sted so traciest photo ever, shirtless

519
00:37:15.039 --> 00:37:22.760
lazy boy, toe truck show,
baloney sandwich. The only reason I didn't

520
00:37:22.760 --> 00:37:24.320
die that night is because I didn't
want them to come out and see my

521
00:37:24.760 --> 00:37:30.639
lifeless body with the baloney sandwich in
my hand. Okay, would you rather

522
00:37:31.440 --> 00:37:35.159
thank you for submitting those? You
always send those into us five green nine

523
00:37:35.159 --> 00:37:38.360
two one ktew B one. But
let's do it. We are so lucky.

524
00:37:38.400 --> 00:37:44.360
The Minnesota Twins have entrusted us to
give away tickets to this season home

525
00:37:44.599 --> 00:37:46.920
opener and it is right around the
corner. Doesn't feel like it, I

526
00:37:46.960 --> 00:37:52.559
guess it's crazy, but they are
hosting the Cleveland Guardians next Thursday, the

527
00:37:52.679 --> 00:37:54.800
fourth of April, which just feels
so strange with our weather. But it's

528
00:37:54.800 --> 00:37:58.599
Minnesota. They're used to it.
They know what they're doing. If you

529
00:37:58.639 --> 00:38:00.039
would like a pair of tickets.
We're gonna make easy today. We're going

530
00:38:00.079 --> 00:38:06.239
to take Collar ten at six five, one nine eight nine kd w B.

531
00:38:06.400 --> 00:38:08.159
No. I threw it out the
first pitch last year. Really yeah,

532
00:38:08.199 --> 00:38:17.039
I tell everyone I'm going to listen. It's the Pop Culture Minute with

533
00:38:17.199 --> 00:38:22.880
Sellent and Cult on one on one
point three kd WB. You watch Love

534
00:38:22.920 --> 00:38:24.880
Island, Yeah, from time to
time when my wife's obsessed with it,

535
00:38:24.920 --> 00:38:29.440
I catch you ever down then.
I've always heard that Love Island UK is

536
00:38:29.519 --> 00:38:32.840
a million times better than Love Island
the US, because they say that people

537
00:38:32.880 --> 00:38:37.320
in the UK are so much more
mature than in other countries in America.

538
00:38:37.360 --> 00:38:40.480
And what I mean by that is
they'll be like the other other countries.

539
00:38:40.519 --> 00:38:44.039
They'll be like, oh, I'm
dating this guy now, even though you

540
00:38:44.079 --> 00:38:45.360
were just stating, and they're like, I totally understand what we're here for.

541
00:38:45.360 --> 00:38:51.760
In America, like you are worse
jealous and yeah, and so it's

542
00:38:51.760 --> 00:38:53.559
like they say, it's a very
different experience. But if you are a

543
00:38:53.559 --> 00:38:59.159
fan of the USA version, Sarah
Hyland host will guess what she's being replaced.

544
00:38:59.480 --> 00:39:02.519
She's darl by Ariana Maddox and arian
is really having a moment because she

545
00:39:02.559 --> 00:39:05.920
I mean, maybe should look at
this cheating things like it's really been a

546
00:39:05.920 --> 00:39:07.800
boost in her career. Yeah.
Probably. I mean, I don't know

547
00:39:07.800 --> 00:39:13.039
why Sarah Hyland's being replaced, and
also Sarah needs the work. You know.

548
00:39:13.039 --> 00:39:15.440
It's a little rude. You know, that's like kind of a thing.

549
00:39:15.760 --> 00:39:20.960
So Shaquille O'Neil when he met Ice
Spice and Taylor at the Super Bowl,

550
00:39:21.119 --> 00:39:25.559
he posted some things about I Spice
and he's like, I was not

551
00:39:27.480 --> 00:39:30.679
hitting on her, which is weird
because another podcast he was like, she's

552
00:39:30.760 --> 00:39:34.880
fine, exactly he was, so
anyway, this is what he said about

553
00:39:34.880 --> 00:39:37.760
that. And then the reason why
I put up the post with Ice Spice

554
00:39:37.000 --> 00:39:40.880
not because I was trying to flirt, but I didn't really blow up,

555
00:39:40.920 --> 00:39:44.920
but I just wanted to show her
some respect too. So to show her

556
00:39:45.000 --> 00:39:50.000
respect, he had written so damn
fine the picture of her, and he

557
00:39:50.079 --> 00:39:58.360
also dam I mean, I guess
I'll believe you would respect me like that.

558
00:39:58.400 --> 00:40:00.360
Every now and then I feel good. No one ever, So I'm

559
00:40:00.360 --> 00:40:07.199
so dam Monday or anything. That's
so awful. Takira, she's like,

560
00:40:07.559 --> 00:40:09.840
she says her marriage held her back, you know, and so she's she's

561
00:40:09.960 --> 00:40:15.119
over that guy. But she is
dating this guy. They're saying it's probably

562
00:40:15.119 --> 00:40:16.440
happening because they're being seen out in
about If not, it's a good PR

563
00:40:16.480 --> 00:40:20.280
stunt. And he is so hot. He's the guy from Emily in Paris.

564
00:40:21.320 --> 00:40:24.079
His name's Lucian, Like what a
sexy name? Also like who has

565
00:40:24.159 --> 00:40:29.760
that name? But they're out about
getting dinner together, just being sexy,

566
00:40:30.039 --> 00:40:35.199
Like can you imagine No? No, same, I can't imagine either side

567
00:40:35.199 --> 00:40:38.039
of that relationship because nothing about me
is so damn fine. But I could

568
00:40:38.119 --> 00:40:42.880
take either of them, imagine double
dating with them. And then you're sitting

569
00:40:42.880 --> 00:40:45.239
there like, are you the driver? No, we're friends. Actually you

570
00:40:45.239 --> 00:40:49.360
would the driver first of all,
everyone would always know. I'm like,

571
00:40:49.440 --> 00:40:51.760
I just know my place. I
am the ugly friend and that is fine.

572
00:40:51.760 --> 00:40:57.519
Oh y'all take your all picture crop
me out. Culture on ktw Bang

573
00:40:59.039 --> 00:41:10.679
Fu Balon and Colt on one on
one point three Katie song has so much

574
00:41:10.840 --> 00:41:15.760
happening in it, so many,
so much. Anyway, we have a

575
00:41:15.760 --> 00:41:19.440
guy on the phone and he needs
our help because he went out with the

576
00:41:19.440 --> 00:41:21.679
girls. On the first time they
hooked up, he woke up, she's

577
00:41:21.719 --> 00:41:25.840
gone, she won't return his calls
and or texts and he's like, what

578
00:41:27.039 --> 00:41:30.679
in the world did I do?
And so he's like, can you get

579
00:41:30.679 --> 00:41:31.840
her on the phone? So we're
going to talk to him kind of get

580
00:41:31.880 --> 00:41:35.159
the lay of the land, if
you will, when we come back,

581
00:41:35.239 --> 00:41:37.480
and then we're going to get her
on the phone after that. So make

582
00:41:37.519 --> 00:41:44.519
sure you don't change the station's Katie
w B. It's one on one point

583
00:41:44.559 --> 00:41:50.280
three Katie w B with ballon and
Colt. So we have Connor on the

584
00:41:50.360 --> 00:41:54.480
phone and Connor, you had a
situation over the weekend. You woke up

585
00:41:54.519 --> 00:42:00.639
in the morning and something was missing
from your apartment. That's an understatement.

586
00:42:00.840 --> 00:42:05.480
The most obvious thing was missing was
her. She was missing a girl.

587
00:42:05.599 --> 00:42:09.000
Okay, yeah, yeah, So
we had obviously a very great date.

588
00:42:09.119 --> 00:42:14.360
She spent the night, and it
actually wasn't even our first time hooking up.

589
00:42:14.440 --> 00:42:20.840
So I'm just wondering, like what
did I do where she stayed the

590
00:42:20.920 --> 00:42:24.920
night but then left in the morning
with no goodbyetech or anything like what you

591
00:42:24.920 --> 00:42:27.760
know what I mean, Like,
it doesn't make any sense. If one

592
00:42:27.760 --> 00:42:30.639
thing happened, why did the other
thing happen? You have a good date,

593
00:42:30.000 --> 00:42:32.280
like you said, not your first
time hooking up. You guys hook

594
00:42:32.400 --> 00:42:36.159
up. Do you have any idea
did you woke up at seven thirty?

595
00:42:36.199 --> 00:42:38.519
Any idea when she snuck out of
your place? Was it like did she

596
00:42:38.599 --> 00:42:42.559
just wait till you fell asleep and
then she was out? I literally don't

597
00:42:42.559 --> 00:42:45.480
know. I'm a pretty heavy sleeper, so sometime between when I fell asleep

598
00:42:45.840 --> 00:42:49.519
and when I woke up at like
seven thirty, so and is it like

599
00:42:49.559 --> 00:42:53.039
she does she steal anything from your
place? Or no? Just my heart

600
00:42:53.079 --> 00:42:58.039
bro Oh god, dude, I
just got a TikTok where a woman said

601
00:42:58.039 --> 00:43:00.360
she woke up and her one night
stand was feeling a bound of ground b

602
00:43:00.559 --> 00:43:04.960
from her freezer my little brother Cannon. But that's a story for another day,

603
00:43:05.920 --> 00:43:07.960
like maybe chuck in the freezer?
But have you? I mean,

604
00:43:08.000 --> 00:43:14.320
obviously the reason you're calling us is
because she has not responded to you,

605
00:43:14.639 --> 00:43:17.119
right, And it's again it's super
confusing because if she spends the night,

606
00:43:17.719 --> 00:43:22.199
why did she I don't know.
I'm not sure. Well, I mean,

607
00:43:22.480 --> 00:43:25.880
my first thoughts are you know,
did she uh did you pee the

608
00:43:25.920 --> 00:43:30.079
bed? Did she have like awful
gas? Like these things you may not

609
00:43:30.079 --> 00:43:31.840
know. Since you said you're a
heavy sleeper, I feel like I would

610
00:43:32.039 --> 00:43:37.440
know if I the bed, I
don't about the gas again, it's not

611
00:43:37.440 --> 00:43:39.760
her first time spending the night.
Yeah, well, you gave us her

612
00:43:39.840 --> 00:43:45.199
number and I did text her and
she said she would come on and she

613
00:43:45.320 --> 00:43:50.760
would talk to you. So obviously
she is avoiding you because she like she

614
00:43:50.920 --> 00:43:52.039
could have just said no, I'll
reach out to him, but she's like,

615
00:43:52.119 --> 00:43:55.039
yeah, I'll come on. So
there is a reason. And we're

616
00:43:55.039 --> 00:44:00.320
going to talk to Shelley when we
come back and hopefully get you a little

617
00:44:00.360 --> 00:44:05.079
bit of closure or resolved something so
you guys can move forward. Okay,

618
00:44:05.280 --> 00:44:07.760
please, And also if you're listening, I would love for you to text

619
00:44:07.760 --> 00:44:13.719
in and predict why you think Shelley
bailed on Connor in the middle of the

620
00:44:13.840 --> 00:44:15.400
night. That's not fun. We
won't read those to you, Connor to

621
00:44:15.440 --> 00:44:27.360
each other. Five nineteen one Katie
w B one oo thews well Belatifool Salan

622
00:44:27.400 --> 00:44:30.079
and cold one at one point three
Katie w B. We're gonna get Shelley

623
00:44:30.079 --> 00:44:31.920
on the phone in a second to
tell Connor what he did wrong or you

624
00:44:31.960 --> 00:44:36.079
know why she wasn't into it.
Here are some guesses we have. Someone

625
00:44:36.119 --> 00:44:39.039
said she left because she had Tyrene
was embarrassed. Yeah. Another person said

626
00:44:39.079 --> 00:44:45.199
bedtime performance wasn't up to par.
Someone said he probably snores like a chainsaw.

627
00:44:45.519 --> 00:44:49.000
Another person said I thought maybe like
family emergency. But then to not

628
00:44:49.039 --> 00:44:52.360
give an explanation a return text is
strange. What is happening? So a

629
00:44:52.400 --> 00:44:55.920
lot of guesses, But Shelley will
tell you why she left and hasn't been

630
00:44:55.960 --> 00:44:59.760
returning his text and get her on
the phone and we come back on Katie

631
00:44:59.800 --> 00:45:04.760
w Be Balin and Colts on one
on one point three kd w B.

632
00:45:04.880 --> 00:45:07.679
We were just talking to Connor.
Connor, maybe you can in case people

633
00:45:07.719 --> 00:45:12.559
just turn on the radio kind of
recap why you're on with us. Yeah,

634
00:45:12.599 --> 00:45:15.800
I'm in the darks. So I
was seeing this girl and she actually

635
00:45:15.840 --> 00:45:20.559
spent the night after a date and
it was not our first time spending the

636
00:45:20.639 --> 00:45:23.000
night together. And I woke up
in the morning and she was just gone,

637
00:45:23.119 --> 00:45:25.880
like, well, irish goodbye.
I was like, uh, okay,

638
00:45:25.920 --> 00:45:29.679
I'm not sure what's going on here, and now she won't respond to

639
00:45:29.679 --> 00:45:31.320
me. But what could I have
done? Right? Well? And Shelley

640
00:45:31.440 --> 00:45:37.079
was definitely not responding to you actively
because when I texted her, She's like,

641
00:45:37.159 --> 00:45:43.559
yeah, come on emergency. Yeah, so Shelley is on the phone.

642
00:45:43.679 --> 00:45:46.159
Hi, Shelley, Hi. I'm
gonna let you take it because Connor

643
00:45:46.280 --> 00:45:50.320
is he said he actually in his
initial email Sid it's kind of been driving

644
00:45:50.400 --> 00:45:52.679
him crazy because this wasn't your first
date. He felt like things went well.

645
00:45:52.760 --> 00:45:55.639
Obviously you guys hooked up. That
wasn't your first time, and then

646
00:45:55.679 --> 00:46:00.199
you just bailed and almost kind of
have ghosted him now and he's like,

647
00:46:00.280 --> 00:46:04.400
what could I have done while I
was sleeping? So Shelley, I'll let

648
00:46:04.400 --> 00:46:07.639
you take it. Yeah, I
mean, I the way you phrased it

649
00:46:07.760 --> 00:46:12.079
just then it sounds a little like
much, a little extra, but I

650
00:46:12.519 --> 00:46:15.239
need you to see like fit from
my side. Okay. So we go

651
00:46:15.320 --> 00:46:21.159
to bed, right, We had
a great night, and then really for

652
00:46:21.199 --> 00:46:24.760
the next two hours, Connor,
you talked about some girl named Sam and

653
00:46:25.280 --> 00:46:28.719
this was in your sleep, okay, And I'm just like, what,

654
00:46:28.920 --> 00:46:30.079
Like I tried to wake you up, you didn't wake up. And then

655
00:46:30.159 --> 00:46:35.119
I went down to just like deep
rabbit hole, like who this person could

656
00:46:35.159 --> 00:46:37.000
be? What's going on? And
it turned out it was your ex and

657
00:46:37.360 --> 00:46:40.320
you dated for five years. It
wasn't just like some flink you dated for

658
00:46:40.440 --> 00:46:45.400
five years broke up what two months
ago? Not even oh you did go

659
00:46:45.440 --> 00:46:50.440
down a rabbit hole like you're I'm
assuming you discovered all this information on like

660
00:46:50.719 --> 00:46:53.400
social media or something. Yeah,
oh yeah, okay, clearly on your

661
00:46:53.400 --> 00:46:58.559
inst and like, like, I
mean, who much. That's not a

662
00:46:58.679 --> 00:47:00.920
time. It's like you you have
to still be into her? What?

663
00:47:01.199 --> 00:47:04.920
Yeah? I asked, like some
of the things like what was he saying?

664
00:47:05.239 --> 00:47:08.320
Are easy? Just saying like it's
like like like pretty intimate, like

665
00:47:08.360 --> 00:47:12.599
hot and heavy, And I was
like, what what's happening right now?

666
00:47:12.679 --> 00:47:15.639
I'm not Sam? You know,
do you recall any of this dream Connor?

667
00:47:15.840 --> 00:47:21.079
Or is she speaking out of pocket? I recall zero of this.

668
00:47:21.559 --> 00:47:24.519
I now, there's one part of
me that like, I don't remember having

669
00:47:24.519 --> 00:47:29.079
this dream. I don't remember her
trying to wake me up that she's saying

670
00:47:29.119 --> 00:47:32.480
she was on her phone for hours
like doing research. Have you have you

671
00:47:32.519 --> 00:47:36.119
had any contact with your ex at
all? Or are you all in?

672
00:47:36.880 --> 00:47:39.760
Are you over your acts? Well? What I would say, so I

673
00:47:39.800 --> 00:47:44.519
think I am. I'm like I'm
going on dates and I'm seeing other women.

674
00:47:44.719 --> 00:47:47.400
So I mean to your point,
like you can't you can't control what

675
00:47:47.440 --> 00:47:52.440
you do in your sleep. Not
no, but they say, you're what

676
00:47:52.519 --> 00:47:55.199
you dream about is supposed to come
from things that happened that day. So

677
00:47:55.239 --> 00:48:00.280
if he's like hot and heavy and
telling Sam he misses her and beg her

678
00:48:00.320 --> 00:48:01.880
back and the dream and stuff,
that would be hard to like lay next

679
00:48:01.880 --> 00:48:05.800
to and take. I don't know. I mean like, so if I

680
00:48:05.840 --> 00:48:08.000
had a dream about like zombies attacking
to me, you would think that I

681
00:48:08.079 --> 00:48:10.960
was a zombie player, like you
know what I mean? No, mean

682
00:48:12.039 --> 00:48:15.840
nothing, the dumb no. And
it's not like you have like zombies on

683
00:48:15.880 --> 00:48:17.159
your instinct either, by the way, So it's like, come on,

684
00:48:17.280 --> 00:48:20.880
man, like you just I don't
know. I dated some them for four

685
00:48:21.000 --> 00:48:23.679
years and I waited like eight months
before doing anything serious, so like two

686
00:48:23.760 --> 00:48:28.039
months? Really, are you sure
that you're ready? How long am I?

687
00:48:28.719 --> 00:48:32.719
What's the rule? You tell me
what the rule is. Most men

688
00:48:32.760 --> 00:48:38.440
would actually cheat on you, and
I'm just dreaming about it. You know

689
00:48:38.519 --> 00:48:42.480
what. Sam would never overreact like
this, all right. She would take

690
00:48:42.519 --> 00:48:46.599
it like okay, right, it
would take it like a tip. All

691
00:48:46.719 --> 00:48:51.760
right, Well I'm telly, I
don't I don't know. I thank you.

692
00:48:51.800 --> 00:48:54.599
Guys are probably just selling your separate
ways about there's no point on working

693
00:48:54.639 --> 00:49:07.920
through anything. I would just move
on as a being him. You know.

694
00:49:07.960 --> 00:49:10.880
At first Falin and cults On one
on one point three, katiew B,

695
00:49:12.000 --> 00:49:15.880
I thought people were going to say
that Shelley was the one kind of

696
00:49:15.920 --> 00:49:20.119
being crazy because she left because of
something he did in his dream. But

697
00:49:20.159 --> 00:49:24.440
then Connor proved himself and his character. So everyone saying on text Connor overreacted.

698
00:49:24.519 --> 00:49:28.320
Dude sounds very defensive, which leads
me to believe he is definitely not

699
00:49:28.400 --> 00:49:32.000
over sam Or. I'm going to
make sure not today any Connors because he

700
00:49:32.199 --> 00:49:36.440
seems crazy. So Connor is just
doing what Connors do. Okay, yes,

701
00:49:36.559 --> 00:49:38.280
So given a bad name for all
Connor's out there, for sure,

702
00:49:38.480 --> 00:49:42.440
we're going to come back speaking of
like I don't know, maybe you have

703
00:49:42.480 --> 00:49:45.159
an ex named Connor. This is
We did this last week and the week

704
00:49:45.199 --> 00:49:49.480
before, and we're continuing it on
because we get the best stories every single

705
00:49:49.559 --> 00:49:52.559
time. Things are exes did and
we still stayed with them. When we

706
00:49:52.599 --> 00:49:59.679
come back on Katie w B.
Fallon and cult On one on one point

707
00:49:59.679 --> 00:50:04.800
three kd WB, things our exes
did and we still stayed with them.

708
00:50:05.719 --> 00:50:08.920
We have received some of the funniest
calls. Please play my favorite one that

709
00:50:08.960 --> 00:50:15.000
we have received. He was trying
to make money for him to buy a

710
00:50:15.079 --> 00:50:19.599
gift for me. That's nice.
Going to his neighbor's house, Oh no,

711
00:50:20.320 --> 00:50:24.280
robbing the neighbors and finding a necklace
and was giving it to me.

712
00:50:24.920 --> 00:50:30.000
And then I found out that the
necklace was stolen after the fact, when

713
00:50:30.000 --> 00:50:34.360
the cops tried arresting him on our
mealtime's days. And you stayed with him

714
00:50:34.679 --> 00:50:40.679
for like six more months? Okay, so what did we want to hear?

715
00:50:40.719 --> 00:50:46.480
What your ex did that was messed
up and you still stayed with them.

716
00:50:46.519 --> 00:50:52.039
Here's another example. I mean there's
a million of them, but as

717
00:50:52.119 --> 00:50:53.840
you do when you get in a
motorcycle accident. He was the first one

718
00:50:53.880 --> 00:50:58.039
I called and I was like,
hey, this is what's happening. He's

719
00:50:58.119 --> 00:51:00.559
like, oh, I'm sorry,
I'm too busy. You know what he

720
00:51:00.599 --> 00:51:06.800
was he was busy doing was that
he was with his best friend with this

721
00:51:06.880 --> 00:51:13.159
guy for another like year and a
half, so long. So what did

722
00:51:13.199 --> 00:51:15.960
your ex do and yet you still
stayed with them? Call us six five

723
00:51:16.079 --> 00:51:21.880
one nine eight nine kd w B. I'm not going to judge you because

724
00:51:22.079 --> 00:51:25.679
look, we all have welks of
her colt because he dated literally his like

725
00:51:25.719 --> 00:51:30.199
high school girlfriend and then married her. Listen, I was a little playboy

726
00:51:30.360 --> 00:51:36.000
in high school. I got some
exes. Okay, no ignoring that,

727
00:51:36.800 --> 00:51:40.239
just no thank you. You can
call us with your real stories at six

728
00:51:40.400 --> 00:51:51.320
five, one nine eight nine B
Balan and colts one on one point three

729
00:51:51.480 --> 00:51:57.239
kd w B. Okay, So
what did your ex do and you still

730
00:51:57.400 --> 00:52:02.840
stayed with them? He kicked my
family dog across the room out of the

731
00:52:02.840 --> 00:52:07.519
family period. Oh my god,
what did the dog do that made him

732
00:52:07.519 --> 00:52:12.679
so mad? Oh well, we
were dog and housing from my parents and

733
00:52:12.840 --> 00:52:15.280
for the weekend, we buy the
grill. We invite another couple friends over.

734
00:52:15.840 --> 00:52:19.360
Uh. He had taken the steak
off the grill, put a plate

735
00:52:19.400 --> 00:52:22.840
put on the table and came back
out. You're fishing like vegetables and chickens.

736
00:52:22.400 --> 00:52:27.480
We go back in and see the
dogs on the table showing the whole

737
00:52:27.559 --> 00:52:29.920
corner of the steak. Yeah,
as you do, is it your dog

738
00:52:30.199 --> 00:52:32.960
or me? Yeah? He yells
and you know, throws him off the

739
00:52:34.000 --> 00:52:37.400
table onto the ground and then kicks
him. He flies across the room.

740
00:52:37.639 --> 00:52:42.920
I mean the moment someone shows their
colors as an animal. Goodbye, absolutely,

741
00:52:42.960 --> 00:52:45.960
Hey, thank you for calling out
of that. Now you got a

742
00:52:45.039 --> 00:52:49.039
kick came across the room next time. I mean, I'm not about domestic

743
00:52:49.039 --> 00:52:52.159
abuse. Out the dog. I'm
coming at you. Yeah, Katie w

744
00:52:52.320 --> 00:52:54.880
B. So what did your ex
do? I think I could actually pops

745
00:52:54.920 --> 00:53:01.039
favorite. So I am. I've
been swimming in a pool and my boyfriend

746
00:53:01.199 --> 00:53:04.519
at the time, I pushed him
in and I ended up buying him a

747
00:53:04.559 --> 00:53:12.039
new pair of shoes, and he
kicked in my parents' door. And while

748
00:53:12.039 --> 00:53:14.880
I was there, he broke into
my parents' house, stole about to change,

749
00:53:15.000 --> 00:53:21.719
and said that he had to buy
me a birthday present. And the

750
00:53:21.760 --> 00:53:25.320
way I found out was because he
stepped on a screen with the shoes that

751
00:53:25.360 --> 00:53:30.320
I had just bought him. So
you saw the marking of the snoes.

752
00:53:30.679 --> 00:53:35.400
Yeah. Yeah, So you felt
bad because you pushed him in the pool

753
00:53:35.400 --> 00:53:38.880
as a joke, so you bought
him new shoes. Yeah. He kicked

754
00:53:38.920 --> 00:53:45.039
in your parents' door, left markings, stole their change to buy you a

755
00:53:45.079 --> 00:53:49.880
present. And how long did you
stay with him after this? About three

756
00:53:49.920 --> 00:53:52.719
months? Okay? Your parents were
like, oh probably like oh my god,

757
00:53:52.800 --> 00:53:59.400
we raised you better than this.
They wanted to kill me. Oh

758
00:53:59.559 --> 00:54:04.159
gosh, Sarah, what did your
ex do and you still stayed with them?

759
00:54:04.599 --> 00:54:07.639
Okay, so I can barely get
this out. But my ex,

760
00:54:07.519 --> 00:54:13.280
a guy that I was dating,
stayed over after a few days and the

761
00:54:13.320 --> 00:54:17.320
first time that he stay over at
my place. The next day was Sunday.

762
00:54:17.400 --> 00:54:22.119
So I was doing cleaning and changing
sheets and everything like that, and

763
00:54:22.199 --> 00:54:29.599
I had discovered that this man had
spent time doing picking his nose and kind

764
00:54:29.599 --> 00:54:36.719
of like unloading all these boogers onto
his side of the bed. God,

765
00:54:37.840 --> 00:54:43.239
So did you confront or no?
You just I confronted. I had to

766
00:54:43.280 --> 00:54:45.880
call him out on it. It
was just too weird. So what did

767
00:54:45.880 --> 00:54:50.480
he say? He owned up to
it, but he was so embarrassed,

768
00:54:50.480 --> 00:54:53.280
which was kind of fun to watch. He should be embarrassed. Who does

769
00:54:53.320 --> 00:54:57.719
that? If you have that much
going on? Go to the bathroom?

770
00:54:58.400 --> 00:55:01.159
Who does? And he doesn't want
to get up if he wants to just

771
00:55:01.239 --> 00:55:06.360
wipe it? Was it on the
bed or on like a nightstand. It

772
00:55:06.480 --> 00:55:08.559
was on the side of the bed, on the seat, oh god,

773
00:55:10.400 --> 00:55:15.239
on the side nder the mattress.
He is a monster. How long did

774
00:55:15.239 --> 00:55:19.599
you stay with him after this?
Okay, so this is the really,

775
00:55:19.679 --> 00:55:27.079
really bad part. I stayed with
him for a good three years. I

776
00:55:27.079 --> 00:55:30.440
want to know what the actual deal
breaker was, but I guess that would

777
00:55:30.480 --> 00:55:34.559
be a whole different topic. Maybe. Yeah, that's way deeper than we

778
00:55:34.599 --> 00:55:37.960
want to go here. Well,
thank you for that. Wow, just

779
00:55:37.239 --> 00:55:40.440
digging for gold. Thank you so
much for people. We'll put up with

780
00:55:40.480 --> 00:55:44.880
so much just for love. And
there's other people out there, and it's

781
00:55:44.960 --> 00:55:46.800
okay to be single, and it's
okay to pick your nose, but like,

782
00:55:46.960 --> 00:55:53.079
don't rub it on someone's bed,
get nasty. Today's trending with felon

783
00:55:53.159 --> 00:55:59.960
and cold on one on. I
have to just like, this is crazy.

784
00:56:00.039 --> 00:56:01.440
And I literally got an email from
our boss it was like you but

785
00:56:01.679 --> 00:56:06.440
not give everything away. You know. I was nervous on what to talk

786
00:56:06.480 --> 00:56:08.960
about, so I haven't written in
front of me exactly how I am allowed

787
00:56:09.000 --> 00:56:15.559
to say it. Listen with The
Dave Ryan Show April First. This is

788
00:56:15.599 --> 00:56:17.039
not April Fools. By the way, I want to be very clear,

789
00:56:17.079 --> 00:56:22.320
it's not April fol It's not a
joke. At seven twenty am for details

790
00:56:22.400 --> 00:56:30.519
about the biggest Taylor Swift prize we've
ever given away. Again, katiewb April

791
00:56:30.559 --> 00:56:34.800
first, seven to twenty for details. Not a joke. I can't believe

792
00:56:34.800 --> 00:56:39.000
he actually told us what it is. Because you're putting. You're making it

793
00:56:39.079 --> 00:56:45.320
hard for me to quit looking behind
you. He's not behind you. I

794
00:56:45.360 --> 00:56:47.840
know I'm talking about it. Well, we are getting a little close there,

795
00:56:49.760 --> 00:56:53.400
but that's all we can say.
Now. Moving on Dollar Tree really

796
00:56:53.480 --> 00:56:59.159
upset in the prime clientele. Like
my mom, debor Reno, she's not

797
00:56:59.559 --> 00:57:02.840
smallet, she's yeah, hey,
first of mullets. Dollar Treeth look the

798
00:57:02.840 --> 00:57:05.880
place to go, Like when I
want balloons and stuff, I pop in

799
00:57:05.920 --> 00:57:08.760
there, like little got plates for
parties. I love Dollar Tree, but

800
00:57:08.840 --> 00:57:13.840
they aren't even one increase. They
moved a dollar like items that are dollar

801
00:57:13.880 --> 00:57:15.599
to a dollar twenty five and like
twenty twenty one, and they used to

802
00:57:15.639 --> 00:57:20.760
have a cap, but that cap
was five dollars in June of twenty twenty

803
00:57:20.760 --> 00:57:24.800
three. Now seven dollars is their
cap. Inflation scan everybody. It'll impact

804
00:57:24.880 --> 00:57:30.679
three hundred items apparently, So just
so you are aware of that. That

805
00:57:30.800 --> 00:57:34.519
is a little rough, but that
is part of it. I remember the

806
00:57:34.519 --> 00:57:36.960
first apartment I ever got. I
went in there with fifty bucks and I

807
00:57:37.000 --> 00:57:39.920
was like, yeah, this place, I got all my silverware, all

808
00:57:40.000 --> 00:57:45.320
those dishes. Wow, I don't
know what what's in a pan that costs

809
00:57:45.320 --> 00:57:49.199
four dollars? But I had to
love it, love it. That is

810
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ktew B. If you have not
taking part in the hot dog competition going

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on, it's not like a hot
dog competition. It's a hot dog.

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So we're rating the hottest dog breaths
there are which sounds weird, and it

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is weird, and you might think
yourself, like, that's disgusting. Someone

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get peta. Dogs aren't sexy.
But think about the most attractive dog ever

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right now, the most charged dog. Think about it? You got one,

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don't you? All right, well, round three is up and it's

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it is heated between two breaths.
I will say the Golden Retriever is killing

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the Doberman eighty six percent of the
vote. Golden Triever probably has a four

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oh one k roth. Yeah,
but a Doverman can just I mean,

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one night with the Doberman. That's
like a bad dude, you know what

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I mean. I'm on too strong? Yeah, you come, you sell

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it a little too well and it
makes others uncomfortable. Yeah, no,

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nope, nope, nope, too
far. But the tight race right now

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is between the husky and the Samoya, and husky is fifty six percent,

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but forty four percent, so I
mean it's like tight. Everybody needs some

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husky in their lives, all right. You know this is my point.

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This is my point to go vote. Ballin and coult on Instagram. Thanks

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for hanging out with us. Have
an awesome night.