1 00:00:00,640 --> 00:00:04,000 What a day. Tight yesterday, my God, but we didn' t 2 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:06,200 eat pork, we celebrated Camila' s life and we' re here. 3 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:11,320 That' s good. How good is that already they did everything that says 4 00:00:11,359 --> 00:00:16,839 there, offers the censor and what else. There it says other, more 5 00:00:16,839 --> 00:00:19,760 gracintatory things. So, don' t leave it there to remind Juan Carlos, 6 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:22,600 to see if he' s coming. This has already been served. 7 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:27,039 Yeah, yeah, yeah, let' s talk here today on request. 8 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:35,240 This item comes on request. On request, on request. We want you 9 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:42,039 to share us on this final weekend of your mother' s mother' s 10 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:44,280 occurrences, Mira. I' ll tell you one thing. My mother is 11 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:49,719 a very funny person of her own, but it comes to mind to see 12 00:00:49,759 --> 00:00:57,479 my mother ask in a drive throoe of any fast food chain. It' 13 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:00,920 s an experience to live. You know why, because my mom, since 14 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:04,400 the person starts hello good morning welcome to such a place. I remember the 15 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:08,200 offer check that that' s how much you' re talking about shut up, 16 00:01:08,359 --> 00:01:11,040 shut up Perez and my son I' m gonna put on my order 17 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:14,760 now. That' s my mother. What an occurrence of your mother. 18 00:01:14,879 --> 00:01:17,040 You make complaints It' s worth it I' ll change the guagua. 19 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:22,599 Uh, yeah, you can. You can change it, you can change 20 00:01:22,599 --> 00:01:26,400 it, okay? You can change it, okay. We' re still 21 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:30,200 worth your mother' s occurrences. My mother' s last occurrence was the 22 00:01:30,319 --> 00:01:33,599 last trip now, this last December, where she rented to a house that 23 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:37,959 you are Mark Holme and you know what a sman Luis a salda Doña, 24 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:44,359 Luisa complicates, we explain Mira for still has problem with swity. He' 25 00:01:44,519 --> 00:01:48,040 s over ten years old. I' ve got a very Louis pro wikipe 26 00:01:48,159 --> 00:01:51,159 and then you know I' ll explain the day we arrived. Look, 27 00:01:51,159 --> 00:01:53,879 if you want to surprise everything you have to tell him Alessa turns on the 28 00:01:53,959 --> 00:01:57,120 kitchen light and we look at it face plan says prena. I' m 29 00:01:57,120 --> 00:02:00,239 sleeping, brother, I' m hearing, Mom, talking to Ale, 30 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:06,640 yeah, it makes them see yes. Ale if you don' t listen 31 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:09,520 to me, ale, yes, it' s okay if you don' 32 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:10,199 t girls the occurrences of your mother, whom you' re still landing. 33 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:14,360 I' m trying to assimilate, because the more I keep a fish head 34 00:02:14,479 --> 00:02:16,560 the other day. Eh well, or to make one, so good, 35 00:02:16,759 --> 00:02:21,680 one but head man but without anything, neither mace, nor anything from a 36 00:02:21,759 --> 00:02:23,680 head of fish. No. No, that' s where your eyes are. 37 00:02:23,759 --> 00:02:29,639 Now that there' s cora, the Arab soup saw you, the 38 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:34,319 white bits, pecao there are some guys who eat heads of small social networks. 39 00:02:34,439 --> 00:02:37,520 And that there' s energy left for the pair of brains and it 40 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:38,759 ' s said to be carrying that video. And also that when it comes 41 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:43,599 to buying fish, always good to look at the eyes or the white eyes 42 00:02:43,719 --> 00:02:46,039 throw it the fair and put eye to it doll, oh, well, 43 00:02:46,599 --> 00:02:52,919 comes believe me good days or days. My mom' s bad escha, 44 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:58,639 my mom, everything that any banana farmer, anyone tells her to look at 45 00:02:58,719 --> 00:03:01,879 you with ice cream and ill her like a thing in this and that' 46 00:03:01,919 --> 00:03:04,599 s what it' s for for you to pressure. She goes and makes 47 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:07,319 tea and there are no things she tells her. No one can tell you 48 00:03:07,319 --> 00:03:10,479 anything. And sometimes also true that she woes. You look very yellow. 49 00:03:10,599 --> 00:03:14,080 My son. I told him the day. I told him one day. 50 00:03:14,159 --> 00:03:16,800 I' m gonna get you a job in an emergency so you can diagnose 51 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:21,400 people. The mother comes to her face or it stings You know what. 52 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:28,159 My mom diagnosed my dad with diabetes. She, she, as a philosopher 53 00:03:28,199 --> 00:03:31,479 with a degree in diagnostic philosophy, go to my dad and leave him five. 54 00:03:31,599 --> 00:03:37,560 I' ve been chocolating my father for years. Well and still good 55 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:45,599 your mother' s occurrences. Mommy. Brief inter daily President yumbo and she 56 00:03:45,719 --> 00:03:47,599 stands in front of the fridge, She leaves it on a foundation And stands 57 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:52,879 in front of the fridge? Or no one goes that way fucking good morning. 58 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:57,280 Good morning, Good morning, China Ball, Good morning. My mom 59 00:03:58,039 --> 00:04:01,800 ' s seventy- two. The game. She cela my dad as if 60 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:06,599 they were still in high school, and she' s the one who grabs 61 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,719 and cohericizes that cell phone. When he sees that he gives him the iao 62 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:11,879 and does not throw him, he writes to him and calls him and falls 63 00:04:11,879 --> 00:04:15,719 back. My dad sees that I have it online, come talk time that 64 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:19,399 you' re with this woman. No, that' s what you see, 65 00:04:19,439 --> 00:04:23,240 that love is eternal, attention to my married friends. That' s 66 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:26,560 what that cross is all the way to the cemetery. Well, that' 67 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,839 s what she' s got. Alive. Well, say look my mother, 68 00:04:29,439 --> 00:04:33,839 she' s been special since she' s been a sopera and she 69 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:35,399 makes soup of all eggplant molondrones to everything she can throw her. I made 70 00:04:35,439 --> 00:04:39,399 it a soup. The last thing that happened to me was that the other 71 00:04:39,439 --> 00:04:42,720 days I stopped to go to work early. In the morning I' m 72 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:45,680 already looking for the car key and no finding the car key where I know 73 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:49,040 I left it and on the plateau what was there was something on an aluminum 74 00:04:49,079 --> 00:04:53,519 foil. It was awake at six in the morning and you tell me it 75 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:57,120 ' s that I saw on the Internet that so that it doesn' t 76 00:04:57,240 --> 00:05:02,519 steal in the vehicle that code it, you have to wrap the key, 77 00:05:02,839 --> 00:05:04,639 leave it wallpaper aluminum wrapped you know that here you write me ending with the 78 00:05:04,639 --> 00:05:09,240 old ones. Yeah, not much old, but ugly good. This one 79 00:05:09,319 --> 00:05:13,600 was a Facebook victim. Yeah, I was gonna know gave the number of 80 00:05:13,639 --> 00:05:15,040 people who saw that thing that saw you out there that I know and you 81 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:18,480 say there, but it' s already selling ay, but if she' 82 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:20,399 s there and if she' s dealing that, that' s reliable. 83 00:05:20,639 --> 00:05:25,360 I was given peace by a friend of mine, a friend of mine, 84 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:27,839 who told me to be a friend of yours. I' m sure he 85 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:29,959 ' s selling it to you. It' s not here, it' 86 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:32,079 s not about you, but there' s still one who knows no. 87 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:36,160 But the problem is that there are people who fall from unwary baderi in the 88 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:41,759 trap of others using the image of a staff that you, because it means 89 00:05:42,639 --> 00:05:46,160 very valid, the clarification and the denunciation of false if you see something with 90 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:50,680 the image of any of us and that guaranteeing the return to Mexico is false. 91 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:57,839 Adriana yesterday was victim of that for several days on Facebook, on Facebook, 92 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:03,120 guy I understand or photo you your good, thank you, you, 93 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:06,000 don' t stay, you come back pussy. She thus, the soul 94 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:11,240 flew anyone to be this short, that is to say they took the measure, 95 00:06:12,439 --> 00:06:16,000 the measure no May head for what happens of your mother, of my 96 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:19,160 mother, Doña Telma, the mother of my friend Rolando, sent her brother 97 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:23,480 to buy yucca from the full. I was hard and bad, and Doña 98 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:27,040 Telma sent her brother with the sanco jero cassava a castia and returned it to 99 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:30,839 the stuffed guy. Look well, you' re done saying bad words, 100 00:06:31,519 --> 00:06:36,399 but if you' ve been my mother. Yeah, I believe you, 101 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:40,120 yeah, it' s true. Yeah, yeah, yeah, take me 102 00:06:40,199 --> 00:06:43,319 over here, Alberto, my mom, I took it, my mom, 103 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:47,560 makes pet leaf tea for vomiting Oh, my God, good morning. My 104 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:51,360 mother' s happenings already, good morning, my mom, the mother of 105 00:06:51,439 --> 00:06:59,120 pains, everyone already hurts something new. We got a lot of money getting 106 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:02,600 her to all kinds of s and they never find her anything. You know 107 00:07:02,959 --> 00:07:06,360 yes or yes, they think their life is easy. Let me tell you 108 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:12,319 that my mom is seventy- six years old and my mom' s hobby 109 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:14,839 is to go skating to the lookout. You understand, I live in life 110 00:07:14,959 --> 00:07:20,759 in a hyss. Good morning, good morning, well, yes, Alberto 111 00:07:20,959 --> 00:07:26,720 the boy. My mom out there throws him out and from where piter and 112 00:07:26,839 --> 00:07:30,600 even today' s sun, Mommy still doesn' t know how to pronounce 113 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:33,079 half a thing. One day I go and tell him, Mommy, I 114 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:38,120 ask him about my cousin Mommy and Jose and he tells me oh, because 115 00:07:38,199 --> 00:07:42,959 Joseph is now in a rich lige counting I take over here with the music. 116 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:47,360 She says Rico Lai, with the ale and Joffe my son named Josua, 117 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:51,720 the other one named Joseph, tells Yoffi you know man she put him. 118 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:57,399 Why do people last a long time, why do people go down and 119 00:07:57,480 --> 00:08:05,519 don' t want the silver receiver. He fite in your know there are 120 00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:11,079 things and things, what happened to this trustee. Note, but it' 121 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:18,120 s two thoughts. I don' t know, no, there' s 122 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:20,879 never a bite of that people. Seven nineteen. My mother' s occurrences, 123 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:26,839 well, also the days Chico my mom, My mom went the other 124 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:31,560 days to eat the comodor of boas them neither the students nor the teacher. 125 00:08:33,399 --> 00:08:35,320 Well, but I was hungry. Gentlemen, for God' s sake, 126 00:08:35,879 --> 00:08:39,720 that' s what your children are going through. My mother' s occurrences, 127 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:46,159 good morning, my mom is a buyer, compulsive, but thank God, 128 00:08:46,279 --> 00:08:50,039 what buys files cachivache, you from mom' s house, you find 129 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:56,679 it five or five colanders, three cool guava what if I count cantina, 130 00:08:56,879 --> 00:09:01,960 but it has cantina, but you buy more cantina. And I had that 131 00:09:03,039 --> 00:09:07,240 she' s going to have solace and she was saying oh, let me, 132 00:09:07,559 --> 00:09:11,600 take me this thing that I need a salt boat having three eaves already, 133 00:09:11,799 --> 00:09:16,080 you know one goes that pod I the boat, I the boot also 134 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:18,320 good morning, a good day, boy, not well, all good morning, 135 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:22,600 well. I have cos moms that it' s my mother who gave 136 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:24,320 birth to me, that it' s Carmen Yulinda Martinez, aunt the Yulisima. 137 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:28,240 Oh, he has friends. I mean, listen to this. Alberto, 138 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:33,360 she has something very particular that you understand to her that she is still 139 00:09:33,519 --> 00:09:37,200 young and wants to be drinking on the street with one very well, I 140 00:09:37,399 --> 00:09:41,919 Chuly notice for that I was no longer or tacient of that. Eh, 141 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:46,399 or it' s not already and in dominican already divine Peru. I' 142 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:48,919 m not seeing robbery with your uncle, who' s another dog who' 143 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:54,080 s old too and wants to walk and who silverly has you to the cabsa 144 00:09:54,399 --> 00:09:58,080 who raised me, Carmen Yolanda Díaz de Santa Ella there, she doesn' 145 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:00,399 t play both. If that doesn' t work next door, Amiga, 146 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:05,759 Doña Yolanda owes me a goat. Oh, yes, yes, hear a 147 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:09,480 hug to exercise palmero two come. I tell her to miamame, yes, 148 00:10:09,639 --> 00:10:13,279 yes, yes, Dale give her a hey the Yulisima, my friend, 149 00:10:13,879 --> 00:10:16,440 you remember the time when seeing the ullissimaquie that almost flipped the booth with the 150 00:10:16,519 --> 00:10:20,679 leg up that woman. It' s an earthquake. It' s a 151 00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:24,039 job part of Junisima called me hey. I turn here in two thousand eleven. 152 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:26,440 You followed the date that hasn' t come back and we remember it. 153 00:10:26,039 --> 00:10:31,159 It' s true. Remember, uh, crazy hey, a vibrant 154 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:35,799 woman over there. Away the fuck they take around here the more the smell 155 00:10:35,799 --> 00:10:41,600 Mom makes more soup and it' s true that he says the Yulisima has 156 00:10:41,639 --> 00:10:46,200 energy, that' s over, oh juanto year, has in the mornings 157 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:48,440 chul and has to be fifty- three and fifty- two. That way 158 00:10:48,919 --> 00:10:54,919 Roberto is forty- three. What Roberto Santaella, I' m going to 159 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:56,960 tell you pro living in the vega. Yes, but Roberto already has to 160 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:01,919 put himself in place, because Roberto de la Ciguapa de Santiago does not holy 161 00:11:03,039 --> 00:11:09,000 the glory. Here dawning in Paris and in the resistances everything brings you glory, 162 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:11,720 in the glory waiting for my box to say to bring it to me. 163 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:15,759 Shit, I lost your respect, Roberto, but it' s true 164 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:16,679 December' s face. You already did what you did. Not the lola 165 00:11:16,799 --> 00:11:20,159 brought it, because it' s the traca that I tell you Tre didn 166 00:11:20,279 --> 00:11:22,240 ' t bring it because it took a tabacking, but he was going to 167 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,200 give it to her. But, Roberto, you owe me my hand blender. 168 00:11:24,679 --> 00:11:28,720 If you want me to forget. That' s not why you understand, 169 00:11:28,919 --> 00:11:31,279 this is my three kids here because I owed it to everyone. Okay. 170 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:33,759 Another occurrence of my mother, Mrs Ship, was nine and fifty- 171 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:37,759 three in the morning. While I' m here at the station and my 172 00:11:37,799 --> 00:11:41,279 mother calls me, my daughter, I need you to come to my house 173 00:11:41,279 --> 00:11:46,039 urgently. Gentlemen, I came out that I left my tongue in the cabin 174 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:48,759 and came to Mommy' s house. When he got here, I' 175 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:52,879 ll give him a Facebook button. Today and now I' m not working. 176 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:58,480 Me in another clear thing, another one. Mothers are the seven twenty 177 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:03,000 - three minutes erito to the Vaya Ritman twenty- six five, a tasty 178 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:09,480 day, today, uh say very good. Promise, Promise, promise something 179 00:12:09,519 --> 00:12:11,519 that you ask me for a thousand every day when I' m at Mrs 180 00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:18,159 Emilia, a boy who goes to your school is also at the school at 181 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,720 the mother' s. It' s nothing. Let' s go to 182 00:12:20,799 --> 00:12:24,039 the break at the Morning Rhythm. Chapter ninety- six. I' ll 183 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:30,080 leave you to this one from Carlos Rivera. Good mother' s. Uh 184 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,080 - huh.