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Yellow card. You can't give me
a yellow card year my father. When

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I put on these shorts, I'm
not your father anymore. Judging by how

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tight they are. I'm never gonna
be anyone else that's eater you. This

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is what I think of your yellow
card. Unsportsmanlike conduct. That's a red

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card. You're on a game,
but ah, another family broken up by

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Ronaldo. Yes, four finger discount, dude, welcome to four finger Discount.

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When this week we're gonna have to
talk talk like this because we're doing

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marge gamer. Oh, we're talking
like gamers, talking like gamers. Nothing

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too long, let's talk about me. That is correct? Yes, and

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I'll look there. I'm sure there
are gamers who actually have lovely dulcin tones

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like you and I. I'm anything
but a gamer, but I full respect

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for gamers. I used to sit
there. We'll discussing before we started recording

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here that I once had talking about
the new names. Land gets mentioned in

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one of the new names, right, and said, you include Land in

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one of those new names, because
I I yes, And I remember my

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thirteenth birthday party. A couple of
my friends were like, can you have

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a Land party? And I was
like I know that means and involved drugs.

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Like no, I was like,
okay, sure. So then I

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get to my parents' place, and
of course they've got the second living room

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television, the television in my bedroom, the television in my sister's room.

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My sister was played enough to let
my friends like smelly stinky boys go into

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her room. He's a TV.
And it was just cables going down the

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hall and through the kitchen, under
the table and look basically land for those

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that underwear. It was basically like
the early form of like online gaming,

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where you could be playing the same
game on various televisions in different rooms,

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and it was like mind blowing to
me. And I have just full respect

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for all my friends who could play
because they were playing this game Halo,

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right when Haley first came out,
so it was about two thousand and one,

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and ever since then, I've just
it's been so out of touch with

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games. I just I can't game. I'm so bad at the first person

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shooters to the point where it wasn't
fun for me anymore. It was almost

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like I could tell sometimes my friends
be taking sympathy and like like taking it

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easy. I mean, I'm like, oh no, I feel bad.

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I'm like, I'm that guy.
Everyone's like, oh, yeah, you

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know, you can join it.
It's okay, we won't shoot you.

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And I'm like, ahh, but
yeah, that's that's my my memories of

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lands, which I'm going to say
it stands for Local Area Network. Okay,

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I think so, but yeah,
we'd better double triple check that because

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we might have some nerds going that's
not exactly what it's for. My apologies,

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I'm going to stop calling you nerds
because you know they're not nerds at

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all. It's a bill. It's
the thing. You're not a lot most

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about this episode, even though ad
in like two thousand and seven or whatever,

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so it didn't go overboard with it. Gamers a nerds aspect, right,

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because so many shows tend to do
that. We watched, you know,

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crime shows like SVU and Numbers and
White Collar. Whenever it's a video

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game based story, like they go
it's rpgmgs. I'm like, they don't

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speak like that. They would just
say they play a game, not an

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RPG. I'm just like, it
really shits me. I'll never forget ice

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Cube in SVU going Gem Buddy,
and I was like, was he making

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a guest appearance alongside Iced Tea.
I always get ice Cub. Yeah,

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sorry, I pretty racist. It
is ready racist because it was this quash

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Anakonda and he's my favorite character in
Anaconda, and that's that's a big call.

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Given the John Voyds in it.
He I liked. I thought John

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was great in his role, but
I enjoyed ice Cube more. Yes,

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but anyway, nothing but Anaconda.
But if you if you about gaming and

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how you're yes, you're not good
at it. I'm not good at at

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either. I was. I was
good at Space Invata's Pac Man up until

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Mortal Kombat. After that. Were
you good at Mortal Combat? Though?

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I was okay, I kicked the
ship out of it. Could you do

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like Fatalities? Absolutely? I could. How awesome was that when you actually

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pull one off? Though? It
was fantastic. And then when we did

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a Fatalities, well that's also great. It was like, please, sir,

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this is a this is a family
establishment. But it was Local Area

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Network and I looked that. You
are correct. Yeah, we sound so

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old. You're right. LAND does
stand for Local Area Net for those who

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aren't aware. In twenty twenty four, so for all those playing Nintendo or

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maybe even PlayStation. Yes, we'd
like to think that we know our stuff.

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Yeah, that's why we're certainly not
Nubes. What I was saying earlier

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is that I don't feel like they
were taking the mickey added gamers in this

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episode. It was more like a
love letter, particularly not the tutorial bit.

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It's like, oh, I see
he's a rock, you have found

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it. Yes, they were ahead
of the curb because, as you were

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about to say, I mean,
gaming is a multi billion or dollar industry.

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In all honesty, I was having
a bit of a gripe before we

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press record. None of you need
to hear that clouds were scattering. Yeah,

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but I was like, entertainment journalism's
deared, the movie industry kind of

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sucks now. And the thing of
it is, I think gaming has kind

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of taken the baton from traditional you
know, scripted entertainment and sort of gone

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with a bit. Now you can
be in the movie. Now you can

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be you know, the main character, you can be player one as opposed

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to well that Chris Hemsworth, He's
fantastic. I wish I was like him.

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It was like, well, in
this game, you are him,

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you can be him. Yeah,
I was trying to explain to people how

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you know I can earn a living
from podcasting. Still to this day,

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PEO are like really like hell,
what do you mean? And so many

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people who used to work with Ford
you sort of like laugh at me and

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look down at me. It's just
the old funny duddy idea of you don't

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understand it, so it's just it's
silly. But now it's like people starting

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to finally realize color global warming.
Oh shit, it's real. Oh you

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can't make money from gaming and from
podcasting all these kinds of things. Thank

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god, that's happening just as the
world is ending. It's like so many

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times my old man or someone will
say, what's it? This weather are

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so win weird? So where summer? And I'm like, have you been

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paying attention? They've been telling you
for years it's coming. But I can

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also buy into the story that Marge, you know, with her addictive personality,

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is established this in the past.
Correct, she would very easily be

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addicted to a game like this because
I love the refreshed, refresh, refresh.

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That is just social media to a
team, right, you put out

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a tweet, You're like, I've
want to see the engagement house so much

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so it's like, yeah, waiting
for that little Well, God, I'm

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still using Facebook. Oh someone's lated
something that I've said follows on Facebook,

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Facebook or complash walking a discame.
Oh someone's made a comment about something I

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wrote. What did they say?
You suck? Oh No, it's like,

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you know, send me money something
like that. Yeah, oh dear,

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I'm getting so many inboxes this week. And I've seen other people who

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run pages from guest like Guest two
seven zero nine to four. It's like,

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Hi, we would like to pay
you money to advertise on your page.

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We represent Nike and Nesle and Nestle, spot Wrong and things like that,

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And it's always the same brands,
And I'm like, oh, but

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honestly, I reckon. I cantered
thirty of them all in a rolia.

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I guess no profile picture, just
guessed insert number, same message. I

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don't want to be terribly pessimistic about, you know, modern technology, especially

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after the morning I've had where my
engineer kept dropping out and my computer froze,

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were in the middle of our subediting
shift. But it was a mac

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from like Macintoche from like nineteen eighty
seven. It was a come a doert

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sixty. But you're hearing so much
about bank scams and everything like that,

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and I was like, Oh,
they're only going to get worse, They're

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only going to get more sophisticated.
All this shit. It's like, oh

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no, I've heard my mum nearly
gets scammed on the phone once. I

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was like, get off the phone, mum before you give him a more

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information. But I had a phone
call yesterday, two miss calls, right,

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and it said from Votaphone. So
I caught it up and his Votaphone,

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you'll provide it Votaphones' provider, right, And I called it back and

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it had the initial thanks for calling
Votaphone. We'll put you through to our

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sales team right now. And then
I did that you know that phone dial

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that you can tell is dialing to
someplace in India And I was like,

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this is weird. And it's like, hello somewhere, my name is Sarah,

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PA can to help you. And
I was like, I had a

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miss call from this number and he's
like, oh, yes, we are

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from Votaphone sales company and we would
like to offer you a new a new

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package, I better package on your
deal. And I was like, okay,

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Cools, the first thing we need
is your four digit PIN. And

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I was like, ask her,
fucking mad, Now, I suggest that

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you enjoyed this package. You know
what I mean? I said to him,

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you called me, you should know
my details and he's like, oh,

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yes, but I need you to
confirm your details so we can proceed.

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I'm like, I am happy with
my package as well as my Vota

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phone deal. So so like you
know, if you want to change it

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and you offer me a deal,
you just tell me what you can offer

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me. And he's like, well, I can't proceed util you give me

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your name, your phone number,
and your date of birth and you foot

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dig it pit And I was like, yeah, the fuck out of here.

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Yeah, it's standing to raise the
stage even where. But like people

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like your mum would fall for that, you know my mom, My mom

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would fall for that. Yeah,
well, my mom's been coming increasingly.

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I was about to say, savvy
also just grumpy? Is she maybe much

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like mister Burns's mum? What when
if she's not recognizing numbers, it's kind

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of like hello and getting very frosty
and all that kind of stuff, and

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you know, not being the cheerful
water. What if I told her yes,

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she'd have to be like, so
you are also my son is actually

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podcasting? Okay, yes, just
well does ladies ever like ask you,

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does Dana actually exist? To this
day? This is I'm still never met

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her. I've never seen her in
the flesh. Haven't you never seen Louise

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ever? I've never met her.
She is real the premise. It's funny.

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She said. The other night.
We have these friends. We went

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out to the party. They play
something I mentioned in a while, but

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very nice place. His name's David
David. If you're listening, shout out

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my man, love your house,
love your wipe, well loved, love,

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love your whole setup. Is what
I'm saying. You've got it made,

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sir. And the fact that you
were taking time out to listen to

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four Finger Discount and enjoy it and
say to my girlfriend, wow, guys,

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show is really good. First of
all, calling guy show was great,

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just guy and Dano. I still
don't like the weed that sounds,

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but he actually listens. What's his
name, David, David cool to David

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to David. Yeah, that's the
end of that story. But you were

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saying, Louise you're talking about how
I've never met Louise, and then that

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was just you're leading to that story
getting was it getting anywhere? Oh?

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No, just that she said the
other night. I was like, David

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really likes the show. Yeah,
what's it like to have a fan?

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I'm like, are you fan?
Are you? Are you not my fan?

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I think you're number one fan.
Who would say is your number one

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fan? Is your mum? Ors
Louise, It's always gonna be your mum.

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I think I would say so.
Nicola gets me through more now because

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I'm with her more than my mum. But I think your mum's always a

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number one fans you know. Oh
correct, Yes, I would say so.

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Yeah, I would always fall back
on our mum when we need to.

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But yeah, as I was saying, I thought this was really believable

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in the sense that Marge becomes addicted
to the game, and I love the

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whole refreshed refresh and who gett addicted
and things, you know, when yeah,

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you know you're ship to do around
the house, You're like, oh,

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but no, Twitter, I'm going
to see what's going on the way

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and how other people feel about it. And then ten minutes goes by it

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and you don't even realize it.
Like so many times, I'll be watching

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the kids, right, I'll just
get the phone up for five minutes,

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I'm sitting there and now it's like, are you coming or not? And

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I was like, oh, she's
been like fifteen minutes and I've just been

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zoned out. You know, you've
done an absolute margin in front of the

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screen. Yeah. Yeah. Also
the Lisa and Homer story here where Homer

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becomes the referee for Lisa's soccer class. When does that happen in the episode?

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It's like ten minutes in? Is
it that far in? I've got

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at least halfway through a minute.
It's like, oh, okay, so

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we've got to beat plot. Yeah, okay, Yeah, I don't know

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it was that long to be I
didn't really. I thought it was in

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the episode more than what it was. But I did like the story because

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it's always nice seeing Lisa being the
bad guy in the situation. Because Rohma

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didn't really do anything wrong here when
he was like breaking the rules to help

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Lisa, you can understand why he
was doing that, Yes, correct,

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I mean I did appreciate that,
Yeah, when he sort of went about

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it in a half assed way and
yeah, disappointed his daughter. He's like,

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well we better shape up. So
yeah, he'd learn the rules and

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he did the right thing and all
that kind of stuff. Yeah, taught

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her lesson taught her less And indeed, I mean both these plots, if

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fine. Both the entertaining. I
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they had a reason to get Ronaldo
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if Ronaldo's going to come on the
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many World Cups, blah blah,
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know who he is because we don't
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let me just just say it's Ronaldo
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don't understand who it is, don't
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hey, look, it's Britney Spear. It's just like shut up. The

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injet was still new at this stage. Yes, as they demonstrated sounds,

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how do I find out row?
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it Wahoo yippie. I very much
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mom has email, but she's just
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she went on me saying that she's
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we didn't have seven thousand fucking apps
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those people where she's like, my
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I don't want to get a new
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for like eight years, right,
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and filling it and feeling it.
She's one of those people who she doesn't

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organize anything. So new app just
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She doesn't drag it into a folder. So it's just there's no folders

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to find the new app, there's
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gosh, and it's just it gives
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my mum. I'm just thinking about
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it was like how do I find
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sort of multiple search engines going arou
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do I use Yahoo or something like
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or a Potanica? I don't think
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find that information before Google? Probably
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though, well, but probably use
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was was a oh there were probably
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card was like Google before we had
Google. Okay, So I'm glad we

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got Google, man, And also
being at Google falls over. And the

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thing is Google, though, is
you don't have to think I mean,

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it's amazing. You couldn't live without
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Aliot might say to me where the
clouds come from? And I'm like,

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you know what, mate, I
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where I just feel like sometimes now, it'd be nice to just think about

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things and I wonder why that is
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it's easy if I just have the
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your brain and find that core little
bit of knowledge that you've got stored.

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You know it's in there, find
it true. But there's a lot of

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just yeah, basic every day information
is kind of like, well, you

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know, I was watching the watching
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and young Felix and you know,
now so and so I don't know,

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but I know someone who does.
Thanks Google, so and it was it

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doesn't have a lot of stuff,
but there's anything you didn'tok about the episode.

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I think I've talked in the past
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on too long or explaining them too
much. So when Margine that's sort of

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the very primitive version of Google Maps
or whatever. It's your home from space

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or something like that, and oh
my god, home is naked on a

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hamm Yeah yeah, and he sort
of jumps out and he runs into Flanders's

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place, Flanders saying, oh,
you've made my parents. That's a great,

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that's great. Leave it on that
leave it on that that's I went,

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that's good. Not naked. I
haven't Oh what why didn't need it?

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I didn't need it. Yeah,
that's just oppressing, just depressingly.

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I completely agree. So sometimes like
you had the joke, you really had

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it, and you're you're stuck the
landing. It's that kid who gets a

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laugh and then runs out joking to
the ground. Yes, at a party,

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you're like ah, Or when you
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overget there was this I don't know
what you know, I stopping the other

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day. Now, Sometimes sometimes you
just got these core memories from your childhood.

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You don't know why they're so vivid
any memory. They're not like you,

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terrifying or horrible experiences or anything,
but just memories that you have.

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And the one I was talking about
was we're talking about marathons, right,

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and there's a Simpsons marathon called the
Simpsons fan Fest, which aired during the

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two thousand Olympics right on Fox eight. And I, for some reason just

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have this core memory of driving to
cry village with my old man and him

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buying me two five packs of VHS
tips that I can put on long Play

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and take the entire marathon. Why
I had that memory? I have no

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idea now because of that memory,
I was going to talk about the start

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of that. What was the core
memory? What were we talking about the

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explaining gags? Was it? Yes? Oh man, I've lost it.

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I'm getting no damn your Google.
Yes, we're coming to you for too

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much stuff. What was I going
to talk about and listen? Wouldn't it

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be terrifying for new Let's google it. Let's let's see what happened to be

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in top with them to Google?
Let's go to Google. What was I

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going to just say? How to
remember something you were just thinking about?

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Would you like to know? Yes? I would, But it says yeah,

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literally, Google says how to remember
something you were just thinking about two

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seconds ago about then instantly forgot.
Here's what works when you can't remember something

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that you're thinking about a couple of
seconds ago. Stop what you're doing,

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sit or stand up straight and breathe
and let's not breathe and relax. I

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was doing that now I'm not.
It will come to me at some point

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in the episode. Oh yeah,
you're talking about them just talking down overdoing

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gags. Yes, very much the
case. I nearly had it again,

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I nearly had it as a kid. Ah, it's about a kid.

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It's going to come to me.
It's a kid though. Simpsons fan Fest

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Grand was an Olympics before then though, So basically I was talking about core

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memories that just stick with you.
Yes, and it's something about a kid.

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Oh, yes, I found it. Yes before all right, someone

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I was a kid and we finally
got their people. That's amazing. How

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the frameworks this is a saying.
I sat up straight, I breathed,

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I relaxed, and iod. Thanks
Google. No. So basically, we're

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at the pub and we had this
guy guy. We still got my uncle

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Ean, it wasn't really our uncle, and it lived in Meredith, and

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there's that in Meredith for aw you
listeners. There's like a pub, a

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post office and maybe a milbar.
And we're at the pub and we're two

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small kids and there was this guy
there, this drunk guy, and he

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was like playing darts and for some
reason he just goes bad. I made

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this funny sound and my sister was
like slags. I thought it was hilarious,

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but they're like ten straight minutes you
just get gone bab and I'm like

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it was funny. The fourteenth time, but it's not funny, and I'm

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just like, how do I leave? And I started walk away and he's

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like that like talking about and I
was like, I'm getting scared that the

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idea of just you said something it
was funny. Leave, yes, drop

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your mic and walk out the door. But this guy, I honestly ten

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minutes just gone. My sister.
My sister and I have a gag now,

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but sometimes you just go because we
don't remember it. But do you

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have a core memory in your mind
that if I'm not your child, to

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where it's just like why is that
so vivid? Why did that stick in

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my brain? Why? Why can
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Yeah, there were certainly a few, and I mean some are scary and

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some are pleasant to remember. And
someone just kind of like, yeah that

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happened. Yeah, that's buying those
tapes like that, that just happened.

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It's just we went to the shop
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But like, what was the why
is that so vivid? Yeah? I

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remember one day I was Dad took
me to Melbourne for something or other.

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man. It's only just a guy who

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sold a bunch of stuff. And
this guy had like a few tabletop video

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games in Look my phone, lukas
Rian, it's a scam. Artists.

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up? Why did you hang up? Do hear mean? Maybe put someone

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else on the line. Oh,
I have no idea, but that was

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hilarious. You guys, literally it
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I told you it was real.
Oh my god, we're in the

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matrix. We're some of the matrix. I was not lying one of my

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So anything else want to discuss No,

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no, my care memory was actually
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Jonathan Rossi the oh yeah, what
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way, Jonathan, I haven't replied
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for the kids this year. Only
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days ago. But it's just been
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the podcast, but Jet had a
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to and fro from the vet.
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of tumors. But it's just been
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Dando household. But Jonathan Rossi every
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from New York. Jonathan Rossi absolute
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Rossi that I now owned the Space

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00:23:22.359 --> 00:23:26.839
Jam soundtrack, because it's one of
those things where the guy he's like,

405
00:23:26.920 --> 00:23:27.559
I'm not going to post it to
a strike, I'm not going to post

406
00:23:27.559 --> 00:23:30.960
it to nationally. But Jonathan lived
in New York, so he posted Jonathan,

407
00:23:30.960 --> 00:23:33.000
and Jonathan posted it to me.
It's always good to have those American

408
00:23:33.039 --> 00:23:37.920
contacts who you can. Yes,
we're not shipping internationally well drop shippers,

409
00:23:37.279 --> 00:23:41.039
drop shippers wreck. Yeah yeah,
absolute legend zap as, I said,

410
00:23:41.039 --> 00:23:45.720
Stephen Robert, Sean Dave, Pete
Anderson, Timothy Burson, Andrew Davis,

411
00:23:45.839 --> 00:23:48.359
Ryan Dunlap, Kevin Dental, Planned
Flood, Shannon Hofer, Bella Window Bank,

412
00:23:48.400 --> 00:23:52.680
Mark Boston Burgess, Jack McFadden,
Heath Apple, be Adrick McLeod Lewis

413
00:23:52.759 --> 00:23:55.960
Kavanaugh, March, Relieve and Reese, Roberts, Ginger and Pickle, Preston

414
00:23:56.039 --> 00:24:00.640
Murray, Taliah, Enriquez, Jake
Massado, Declan Phoenix, Brian McCoy,

415
00:24:00.759 --> 00:24:03.839
Josh Helly out Logan b and James
Sheppard. Thank you so much for being

416
00:24:03.920 --> 00:24:07.000
supporters of ours on the Fourthing a
discount Patreon Hall of Fame names. Every

417
00:24:07.039 --> 00:24:11.720
one of them my favorite. All
right, mister Davis, did you have

418
00:24:11.759 --> 00:24:14.720
any favorite moments on this episode before
we skimmed through it? I only had

419
00:24:14.759 --> 00:24:18.519
two, really, okay. I
did like that the that Hella loved Joy

420
00:24:18.559 --> 00:24:22.960
turned into a real soccer mom.
Yeah, you're as blind. Jesus couldn't

421
00:24:22.960 --> 00:24:26.200
heal you. I thought that was
actually not a not a bad biblical burn,

422
00:24:26.599 --> 00:24:30.359
so that was kind of funny.
I hate how they sort of taken

423
00:24:30.440 --> 00:24:33.039
the gossiper aspect out of it,
because her sort of gimmu used to be,

424
00:24:33.480 --> 00:24:36.839
well, somebody think of the children, But now she's always got a

425
00:24:36.880 --> 00:24:38.480
bit too much sass for herself.
Now a little bit she has sass.

426
00:24:38.519 --> 00:24:41.400
In the Pretzel episode, she'll stot
the ring leader of the of that group

427
00:24:42.039 --> 00:24:45.599
that was sort of making fun of
March, you know, the opposition that

428
00:24:45.720 --> 00:24:48.319
kicked her out. But I don't
know, I prefer to see her.

429
00:24:48.519 --> 00:24:52.200
We haven't heard what somebody please think
of the children for so long. I

430
00:24:52.240 --> 00:24:53.640
think it'd be nice to want to
go back to that sometimes because we do

431
00:24:53.799 --> 00:24:56.480
get a character here, which is
one of my favorite moments, going back

432
00:24:56.519 --> 00:25:00.240
to their old school form, which
I reallyciated, And it may have been

433
00:25:00.279 --> 00:25:03.359
lost on you because you weren't really
offend the early earlier Simpsons, But one

434
00:25:03.359 --> 00:25:07.079
of my favorite moments was Mo gone, what's the matter? Homer and bart

435
00:25:07.559 --> 00:25:11.640
there used to be seeing every episode
home would go to Moe's and Mo was

436
00:25:11.759 --> 00:25:12.839
just a bartend. That's what his
name. I'm just a bartender. He

437
00:25:12.920 --> 00:25:15.039
was just a button. What's the
matter Homer? And he would give him

438
00:25:15.039 --> 00:25:21.160
good advice, where now it's like
eh angry had everything where I just thought,

439
00:25:21.519 --> 00:25:22.960
that's why he's got the real MO
tight up at the back. But

440
00:25:23.079 --> 00:25:26.519
it was a silly gag, but
I was like, like, what's the

441
00:25:26.559 --> 00:25:29.319
matter home? That used to be
like this thing, yeah, and the

442
00:25:29.359 --> 00:25:33.480
other thing I enjoyed. I enjoyed
Ronaldo because I mean, look, when

443
00:25:33.519 --> 00:25:36.920
it comes to sport, I've often
said that I was an enthusiastic amateur,

444
00:25:37.119 --> 00:25:38.559
and I think you could say the
same thing about Ronaldo when it comes to

445
00:25:38.680 --> 00:25:42.720
voice acting. I'm pretty sure he
learned his lines phonetically, but he went

446
00:25:42.799 --> 00:25:47.880
about it with Gusto, and I
appreciated what his lack of polish in the

447
00:25:48.079 --> 00:25:52.319
voice booth was matched by his enthusiasm, and I think his happiness of being

448
00:25:52.359 --> 00:25:55.960
on The Simpsons, and he dubbed
himself in the Brazilian version as well.

449
00:25:56.039 --> 00:26:02.119
I should hope he would. I
liked Mo as the troll under the bridge,

450
00:26:02.640 --> 00:26:06.640
and I liked the Virgin Mary fight
scene because I loved how it was

451
00:26:06.759 --> 00:26:11.559
a almost like a shot for shot
take off of the Neo Agent Smith in

452
00:26:11.680 --> 00:26:15.440
Reloaded. Now do you remember when
it came out Reloaded? That fight sequence

453
00:26:15.599 --> 00:26:18.640
was huge. I remember everyone was
just in awe of the CGI, don't

454
00:26:18.640 --> 00:26:19.680
you can you remember? I do
remember? Yes, it was like how

455
00:26:19.680 --> 00:26:22.240
they going to top the Matrix?
Now? They were certainly trying their best

456
00:26:22.319 --> 00:26:26.240
because the first one was the bending
backwards thing, and this one was like

457
00:26:26.400 --> 00:26:29.240
we've got like a million agures stables. Yeah, and you watch it now

458
00:26:29.279 --> 00:26:32.039
and you're kind of like, that's
a bit it's almost a bit too much.

459
00:26:32.079 --> 00:26:33.319
It's a bit of overkill, and
by the time you reach Revolutions,

460
00:26:33.359 --> 00:26:37.200
it's like, oh, this is
too much. Yeah. I watched Revolutions

461
00:26:37.599 --> 00:26:41.599
once. I think wanted the movies
to watch it. But then we had

462
00:26:41.640 --> 00:26:44.480
to do like a class called the
Matrix and More. I've mentioned it several

463
00:26:44.519 --> 00:26:47.000
times in this podcast. My English
year ten class was called the Matrix and

464
00:26:47.039 --> 00:26:48.000
More, where we just watched the
Matrix and did essays on it. That's

465
00:26:48.039 --> 00:26:49.839
all we did. That was the
class, right, It's pretty rare.

466
00:26:49.960 --> 00:26:52.920
Yeah, it was pretty rad But
like whenever it was time to do essays

467
00:26:52.960 --> 00:26:59.440
on revolution and then one was like
a yes, it's like trying to make

468
00:26:59.519 --> 00:27:00.880
up. It's like I don't think
they even knew what they were going for

469
00:27:02.000 --> 00:27:03.960
here, so I'm not going to
try and decode it. It's just too

470
00:27:04.079 --> 00:27:07.480
much. If they knew what they
were going for, they certainly had trouble

471
00:27:07.519 --> 00:27:11.720
expressing it to us. Yes,
next question, you there eating the paste?

472
00:27:11.079 --> 00:27:15.000
All right. My first question for
you, mister Davis is what is

473
00:27:15.240 --> 00:27:18.960
the date of Marge's birthday? Oh? Damn. Quite a bit of extra

474
00:27:18.039 --> 00:27:21.960
research this one, Yeah, which
I failed to do because she said it

475
00:27:22.000 --> 00:27:25.839
was Randy Quaid's birthday. Oh that's
right. I don't know Randy Quay's birthday,

476
00:27:25.960 --> 00:27:29.000
so please tell me his birthday is
the same day as my NaN's birthday

477
00:27:29.160 --> 00:27:32.799
October first. Oh, okay,
will you just see you had up a

478
00:27:32.880 --> 00:27:36.200
hand in this well, but not
really have to do the research, but

479
00:27:36.240 --> 00:27:38.319
you're willing to do research. Yeah. And in the Spain version, I

480
00:27:38.359 --> 00:27:41.400
don't know why I remember, because
they don't think they'd know who Randy quad

481
00:27:41.480 --> 00:27:44.720
is. She said her birthday was
the same day as make Ryans, which

482
00:27:44.720 --> 00:27:48.279
is November nineteenth. How odd it
is? Odd? Yeah, your first

483
00:27:48.359 --> 00:27:52.279
question, My first question to you. According to the Goblin code, what

484
00:27:52.480 --> 00:27:55.039
must a goblin remove in the presence
of the lady? That's literally my second

485
00:27:55.119 --> 00:27:57.759
question, Hatton years, Yeah,
what do you do? What do you

486
00:27:57.799 --> 00:28:03.119
have the press to bring someone back
to life? It's a control old second

487
00:28:03.160 --> 00:28:08.960
one alte control over old de alt
f five repeatedly, five repeatedly. Okay,

488
00:28:11.200 --> 00:28:18.839
this is why I don't use computer. Uh HESBLA owns what little Dolly

489
00:28:18.200 --> 00:28:22.559
cakes of some kind of cakes?
That cakes. I've got here the search

490
00:28:22.640 --> 00:28:26.480
results. When Marge giggled herself,
can you tell me any of them?

491
00:28:26.559 --> 00:28:30.839
Uh? Was one of them?
Governor March Simpson. Oh yeah, so

492
00:28:30.839 --> 00:28:33.920
it was March Simpson, lieutenant governor
of Tennessee seventy two to seven years.

493
00:28:33.920 --> 00:28:37.279
There was also I think an actual
March. There was actual margin because there

494
00:28:37.319 --> 00:28:41.160
was Marge Bouvier or there was March
Simpson Springfield folk artist from the one where

495
00:28:41.200 --> 00:28:45.759
she builds the popsicle sticks art as
well as Oh she wasn't a fake?

496
00:28:45.839 --> 00:28:48.240
What was one where she is mum
and pop art? Now that was Homer

497
00:28:48.319 --> 00:28:52.160
when he hits the things. Yeah. Yeah, We've also got Marge Bouvier

498
00:28:52.240 --> 00:28:56.200
Simpson camp Landman alumni directory, which
is from the episode The Way We Weren't

499
00:28:56.240 --> 00:28:57.440
Went, Homer and Marge kiss for
the first time. I don't remember it,

500
00:28:57.480 --> 00:29:02.559
and no kids correct and we get
Springfield. Sorry, Marge Simpson dashed

501
00:29:02.559 --> 00:29:06.160
Springfield Realty from Realty bytes where it
was the final line of Heart's appearance and

502
00:29:06.440 --> 00:29:11.799
the debut of Gil Anderson. You
did your research, Well, I didn't

503
00:29:11.799 --> 00:29:15.079
really do the research. It just
told me, all right, one more

504
00:29:15.200 --> 00:29:19.519
question for you. Which teams were
playing opposite one another? In Brighton,

505
00:29:19.720 --> 00:29:26.759
England nineteen eighty five Sussex sort of? Yeah, it was Manchester United versus

506
00:29:26.240 --> 00:29:32.039
Sussington Sussxton, Hamptonshire upon Leith.
Okay, yeah, that's an actual tragedy

507
00:29:32.640 --> 00:29:37.119
eighty five crowd. Oh yeah,
yeah, you've got some real bad ship

508
00:29:37.200 --> 00:29:40.920
that happened at soccer rides and stadium
collapses and all that kind of business.

509
00:29:40.960 --> 00:29:42.599
That was like the big one.
You remember that you obviously you would have

510
00:29:42.640 --> 00:29:45.279
been around for it. Yeah.
I mean I've heard about it, but

511
00:29:45.359 --> 00:29:48.000
people like thirty nine people died or
something. I don't recall. It started

512
00:29:48.000 --> 00:29:52.640
with h the Hazel Stadium disaster.
Yeah, so basically there was a fire

513
00:29:52.680 --> 00:29:56.519
breakeout and thirty nine happened to occurred
on twenty ninth of May nineteen eighty five,

514
00:29:56.559 --> 00:30:03.039
when mostly juven to Juventus Juventus fans
escaping from a breach by Liverpool fans

515
00:30:03.079 --> 00:30:07.599
were pressed against a collapsing wall in
Brussels Belgium before the start of the Cup

516
00:30:07.680 --> 00:30:11.920
final between the Italian and English clubs. Thirty one people, mostly Italians,

517
00:30:11.640 --> 00:30:15.640
were killed at six hundred were injured
in the confrontation. Moly, Yeah,

518
00:30:15.880 --> 00:30:18.720
craziness. Yeah, there's one where
I'm not sure. I don't think it

519
00:30:18.799 --> 00:30:22.920
was that one, but there was
some English game where they'll pressed against they

520
00:30:22.920 --> 00:30:26.039
couldn't get out. Remember that when
they pressed against the fence and they got

521
00:30:26.039 --> 00:30:27.640
like suffocated. Yeah, that sounds
familiar. Okay, it was like a

522
00:30:27.720 --> 00:30:30.359
fire broke out and everyone was trying
to get out, but they were trying

523
00:30:30.400 --> 00:30:33.480
to push the fence over. They
just got crushed. They couldn't get it

524
00:30:33.480 --> 00:30:37.599
out. Horrifying. Horror. And
speaking of horrifying, let's review by the

525
00:30:37.640 --> 00:30:41.559
Gamer. No. So, the
original air day of March Gamer was April

526
00:30:41.599 --> 00:30:45.119
twenty second, two thousand and seven, apparently in a couple of days after

527
00:30:45.279 --> 00:30:48.559
the debut of The Simpsons and The
Tracy Elman Show. Yeah, with their

528
00:30:48.960 --> 00:30:51.960
short good Night. I've never watched
all of the Tracy Elma shorts. That's

529
00:30:51.960 --> 00:30:52.920
one thing I'm going to have to
do one day. We should do that,

530
00:30:53.039 --> 00:30:56.440
and maybe even podcasts about it.
Was that still a podcast about him?

531
00:30:56.480 --> 00:30:57.000
Why not? They can you go
for a couple of minutes each,

532
00:30:57.079 --> 00:31:00.759
Let's do it. And it was
written by Jay Stuart Burns and directed by

533
00:31:00.839 --> 00:31:06.200
Bob Anderson. So the episode kicks
off obviously there's no no chalk gap,

534
00:31:06.240 --> 00:31:10.519
but the catch gag was the cash
gag nation on the headline. Yes,

535
00:31:11.119 --> 00:31:15.119
So the episode kicks off with the
PTA meeting's fail your children to get them.

536
00:31:15.960 --> 00:31:18.039
I feel like I'm going to start
going to some of these with Ali

537
00:31:18.119 --> 00:31:19.480
going, Oh, they start school
in one week. It's crazy, right,

538
00:31:21.559 --> 00:31:23.400
father, time is just you know, when you started this podcast,

539
00:31:23.839 --> 00:31:30.400
Elliott was eighteen months old. He's
now going to school. Oh my god,

540
00:31:33.079 --> 00:31:37.359
oh man dear. When I started
this podcast. When I started this

541
00:31:37.440 --> 00:31:44.720
podcast, Elliott was still three years
from conception. The show's a bit of

542
00:31:44.759 --> 00:31:48.680
a veteran. Nearly nine years old. Wow, right, nearly nine years

543
00:31:48.720 --> 00:31:49.519
of my life's been doing this show. Nine years. Have been sticking with

544
00:31:49.640 --> 00:31:52.039
us. Thank you for all of
your support over the years. But they've

545
00:31:52.079 --> 00:31:57.160
sold the Science Department skeleton and have
replaced it with the costume Willian and Halloween

546
00:31:57.200 --> 00:32:00.799
costume returns it to the plastic snapcase. The Italian Triple Trip to Italy is

547
00:32:00.839 --> 00:32:02.920
now going to be a trip to
Papa John's and they would not be getting

548
00:32:02.960 --> 00:32:08.119
their fifte hred deposit back. Good
animation, you see super charm. It's

549
00:32:08.200 --> 00:32:13.240
just sort of looking over. It's
gonna just discuss itself. Really, you,

550
00:32:13.400 --> 00:32:17.319
how have you let this get so
bad Papa John's. I consense that

551
00:32:17.400 --> 00:32:20.640
I would like this place. I
thought I'd go there and be like,

552
00:32:20.759 --> 00:32:23.119
give me the biggest pizza you have. It's a pizza chain and the chain

553
00:32:23.200 --> 00:32:27.839
is it? Okay? Yeah?
It just don't know, just screams Dando's

554
00:32:27.920 --> 00:32:30.519
Life, Dando's Heaven. This is
the last time I'm going to mention this

555
00:32:30.599 --> 00:32:34.680
because I think you're getting sick of
it. But there was that WTF interview

556
00:32:34.720 --> 00:32:37.119
with Bone. We get it,
you want to circle joke with I do

557
00:32:37.359 --> 00:32:43.039
I do my new besties but we
collect books? Well no, no,

558
00:32:43.079 --> 00:32:45.640
no, But he was talking about
how we grew up in this college town

559
00:32:45.640 --> 00:32:49.359
in the US, New Haven,
Connecticut, and they apparently have like these

560
00:32:49.480 --> 00:32:53.839
competing pizza parlors and there's this whole
like actually, there's more than one ninety

561
00:32:53.920 --> 00:32:59.559
minute documentary on YouTube about New Haven
pizza because everyone talks about like, oh

562
00:32:59.559 --> 00:33:01.799
should go, it's got deep just
pizza or New Pizza and Best and New

563
00:33:01.839 --> 00:33:05.440
Haven Pizza was apparently like the best
kept secret in the world that what was

564
00:33:05.440 --> 00:33:07.640
called Pizza Haven. I don't know, do you remember Pizza Haven? Was

565
00:33:07.680 --> 00:33:10.319
there a pizza where was that in
Geelong? I remember Pizza Haven? The

566
00:33:10.319 --> 00:33:14.519
friend was not Pizza Hut, but
and Dougie the guy was that the I

567
00:33:14.640 --> 00:33:19.799
thought Dougie was the Pizza Hut guy. I'm certain he was Pizza Haven Pizza

568
00:33:20.400 --> 00:33:22.319
even this could just be like you
know sometimes you think, you ever think

569
00:33:22.359 --> 00:33:25.319
that never you're doing is that this? No, that's not the Mezza Haven

570
00:33:25.359 --> 00:33:29.119
was an Australian New Zealand pizza restaurant. There it is there, Pizza Haven.

571
00:33:29.640 --> 00:33:31.359
The lego was vivid in my memory? Remember that? Oh yes,

572
00:33:31.440 --> 00:33:35.119
I do remember that. But I'm
pretty sure that Dougie was Pizza Hut.

573
00:33:35.480 --> 00:33:38.279
Was he really? Okay, I'm
certain he was Pizza Haven anyway, the

574
00:33:38.319 --> 00:33:42.279
pizza guy, he's what happened to
him. He ends up hosting a game

575
00:33:42.359 --> 00:33:45.720
show called Challenger with kids. You
watch it and you're like, were you

576
00:33:45.839 --> 00:33:47.519
doing this because of like community service? Because you're clearly not wanting to be

577
00:33:47.599 --> 00:33:52.440
there? Yeah? Well, I
mean it's incredible how you certain things get

578
00:33:52.440 --> 00:33:55.920
stuck in your head. I mean
Dmi Demid Heydenreich and his sister was like

579
00:33:57.000 --> 00:34:00.519
in a band called Girlfriend, like
a girl group. Yeah. Is he

580
00:34:00.599 --> 00:34:02.960
hosted the game show Challenge until he
left the show. Yeah. Yeah,

581
00:34:04.000 --> 00:34:06.559
and he was kind of like he
was Pizzah, you're right, Dugget the

582
00:34:06.559 --> 00:34:08.400
pizza delivery guy. Yeah, but
he sort of parlayed that into a bit

583
00:34:08.480 --> 00:34:12.920
of a bit of a thing.
He was on Water Rats and Mcloud's Daughters.

584
00:34:13.199 --> 00:34:17.840
Yeah, he's underbelly. What impact
of the rafters Home and Away it

585
00:34:17.920 --> 00:34:22.880
is? Scout, Let's get do
get the pizza guy on? Why not?

586
00:34:23.119 --> 00:34:28.119
Let's give it a whirl? Yeah, speaking of right fun fact,

587
00:34:28.360 --> 00:34:31.519
one of our upcoming guests is going
to be Tom Libertore from the Western Bulldogs

588
00:34:31.519 --> 00:34:35.239
because he is known for having the
Simpsons tattoos. Have you seen the tattoo

589
00:34:35.280 --> 00:34:37.920
he's got I haven't yet. Yes, So he's got the my god,

590
00:34:37.960 --> 00:34:43.679
you're greasy on Homer and then the
greasy what's his name? Squeaking voice team

591
00:34:43.840 --> 00:34:45.960
on the other armor put him together. He's a big Simpsons fan. So

592
00:34:46.039 --> 00:34:50.679
Tom Libertore of the Australian football team
Western Bulldogs is going to be coming on

593
00:34:50.760 --> 00:34:52.559
the podcast to review an episode going
to be here next week. Yeah,

594
00:34:52.559 --> 00:34:55.159
you're gonna doing a classic episode of
the Simpsons. Looking forward to that.

595
00:34:55.320 --> 00:34:58.639
Yes, Indeed, Magi Roswell was
coming on the show soon as well.

596
00:34:59.079 --> 00:35:00.679
I did see that. Is that
just just for you, Daniel? Well,

597
00:35:00.920 --> 00:35:04.360
it's going to be at four thirty
in the morning on a Thursday.

598
00:35:04.440 --> 00:35:10.800
Are you up for it? That's
going to be just ending. Yes.

599
00:35:10.960 --> 00:35:15.840
And also I'm going to be doing
another show with a guy from what culture.

600
00:35:15.039 --> 00:35:19.239
His name is Michael Hamphlet. He's
on their wrestling podcast and we're going

601
00:35:19.320 --> 00:35:22.199
to be reviewing another like three AM
episodes. I was like, I don't

602
00:35:22.239 --> 00:35:24.679
even buy the asking guy we're going
to be reviewing. It's gonna be like

603
00:35:24.679 --> 00:35:29.039
an extra episode The Old Man and
the Lisa where she does the Simpsons the

604
00:35:29.079 --> 00:35:31.679
Little Lisa Slurry because Brett he's been
hearts on the episode like a wrestling tie

605
00:35:31.719 --> 00:35:35.559
in there. It's a very very
exciting guest coming up here on four thing

606
00:35:35.599 --> 00:35:37.360
a discamp. But yeah, Doug
get the pizza guy. He was We

607
00:35:37.440 --> 00:35:40.079
had pizza Hut here in Australia and
he was like the mass guy. I

608
00:35:40.119 --> 00:35:43.360
guess on the commercials was, and
it's like Dugy the pizza guys here.

609
00:35:43.480 --> 00:35:46.119
Yeah, he was like a human
Spuds Mackenzie. Yeah he really was.

610
00:35:46.280 --> 00:35:49.519
Yeah, I'm just looking at him
here. I'm like, I don't think

611
00:35:49.519 --> 00:35:52.280
we're getting him on the show after
I called him that. So Sputs tell

612
00:35:52.320 --> 00:35:57.400
us we will conclude by passing around
a sheet on which I would like everyone's

613
00:35:57.440 --> 00:36:07.280
email address. What's wrong? I
can't fill out that clipboard. I don't

614
00:36:07.440 --> 00:36:12.840
have email. Oh, mate,
you gotta get on the net. It's

615
00:36:12.880 --> 00:36:16.079
got all the best conspiracy theories.
Did you know that Hesbella owns Little Dolly

616
00:36:16.199 --> 00:36:22.000
snackcakes? This stuff will rock your
world? Fine? I want the wow

617
00:36:22.840 --> 00:36:27.880
or yippie or okay or pooka dooka, whatever it's called. Can we move

618
00:36:27.960 --> 00:36:31.440
this meeting along? I pay my
taxes, I expect my orange drink,

619
00:36:37.199 --> 00:36:42.519
Amprodusia. Then we get slach mel
Oh why why do we get mail?

620
00:36:42.639 --> 00:36:45.840
What was the fucking point of this? Oh? What actually was the point?

621
00:36:45.119 --> 00:36:50.199
Added nothing to the scene, didn't
fur the story, made no sense.

622
00:36:50.519 --> 00:36:53.360
What was the point of it?
Ambrosia? What the fuck? What

623
00:36:53.719 --> 00:36:57.599
is going on? Am I losing
my mind? Is there something I'm not

624
00:36:57.639 --> 00:37:00.880
saying here? You're not. Now
this is terror, You're probably gonna boot

625
00:37:00.880 --> 00:37:04.960
off the podcast. But her voice
is Melligan. It's Dan, It's Dan.

626
00:37:05.079 --> 00:37:08.360
Okay, well they is there some
Is there something in Dan's contract where

627
00:37:08.360 --> 00:37:12.639
he's like, yeah, I get
an extra I get a pay boost if

628
00:37:12.639 --> 00:37:14.639
you know, I do more than
no, because he's not the one right

629
00:37:14.679 --> 00:37:16.000
in the episode, he's just doing
a tellme to do. I just think

630
00:37:16.039 --> 00:37:20.840
that they just the writers obviously just
had a thing for Mal. I can't

631
00:37:20.840 --> 00:37:22.920
wait to get like Matt Salmone or
whoever back on the show and be like,

632
00:37:22.360 --> 00:37:25.400
what was the fascination with Mal?
What is the deal with Mal?

633
00:37:25.559 --> 00:37:30.719
I just do not understand. Marge
then goes online for the first time.

634
00:37:30.079 --> 00:37:32.639
She finds out the weather. I
don't have to go outside anymore, and

635
00:37:32.719 --> 00:37:36.880
then she never gotside to shop either. She's shopping online for peppertowel. She

636
00:37:36.920 --> 00:37:38.440
finds sixty six cents. Get in
the car. We're going to Pennsylvania.

637
00:37:38.599 --> 00:37:42.440
That's literally the thing you and I
have discussed before. Somewhere has something five

638
00:37:42.480 --> 00:37:44.599
dollars cheaper, and you'll spend seven
dollars in a feel to get there.

639
00:37:44.719 --> 00:37:49.760
Correct, We're not smart. We're
not smart at all. We're impulsive apes,

640
00:37:50.079 --> 00:37:52.880
is what were? Marge has six
hundred and twenty eight thousand results when

641
00:37:52.920 --> 00:37:54.800
she googles herself, and all the
time she thought googling herself and something else

642
00:37:55.480 --> 00:37:59.639
kind of does. Homer is now
naked on Google Google Earth because she looks

643
00:37:59.679 --> 00:38:01.559
up the house refuses. We've already
discussed this. Hease planning his parents.

644
00:38:01.639 --> 00:38:06.119
He's naked now. At dinner time, Marge's explaining everything that she's learned by

645
00:38:06.280 --> 00:38:09.679
going online. Same birthday as Randy
Quaid and whatnot. And little political joke

646
00:38:09.679 --> 00:38:15.239
here from Lisa. You're the same
as Christopher Columbus, discovering something that millions

647
00:38:15.239 --> 00:38:17.920
of people already knew about before.
Then she sent everyone an e card on

648
00:38:17.960 --> 00:38:21.519
Saint Patrick's day. This was thisou
be what it was like. This is

649
00:38:21.559 --> 00:38:25.199
like the equivalent of poking people.
You poke someone and they wouldn't poke back,

650
00:38:25.199 --> 00:38:29.880
and you're like, did I do
something I poked? You poke me

651
00:38:30.000 --> 00:38:32.079
back? It's like, hey,
how you doing? It's me. But

652
00:38:32.199 --> 00:38:36.119
she's been getting no replies from anybody, so she keeps sitting refresh, refreshed,

653
00:38:36.159 --> 00:38:38.119
refresh, refresh, And it's so
true. That's the result. You

654
00:38:38.199 --> 00:38:40.239
know, when you post a meme
more. You post something and you get

655
00:38:40.280 --> 00:38:44.599
a lot of traction. Yes,
you get so greedy and you get addicted

656
00:38:44.800 --> 00:38:45.679
and you're like, I need to
post another thing, And when the next

657
00:38:45.719 --> 00:38:47.719
one doesn't get tracks, and you're
like, what did I do wrong?

658
00:38:49.039 --> 00:38:52.280
What was it about this? Well? Why didn't three thousand people like this

659
00:38:52.400 --> 00:38:55.360
one? But then she goes through
all the different banner ads, stalky classmates

660
00:38:55.440 --> 00:39:01.599
vote for president when a boat single
am racist, And she finds Earthland Earthland

661
00:39:01.679 --> 00:39:07.039
Realms and RPG game and she comes
through the terms and conditions just click agree.

662
00:39:07.360 --> 00:39:09.119
It's very much. We don't read
the terms of conditions, but Marge,

663
00:39:09.119 --> 00:39:12.679
I can believe it's a composon who
would read them. Yes indeed.

664
00:39:12.840 --> 00:39:15.360
Yeah, I mean, oh god, they're just they're so long. Listen

665
00:39:15.599 --> 00:39:20.599
print is so small. Yeah yeah, No, it's just they're gonna get

666
00:39:20.599 --> 00:39:22.079
my infun anyway, it's my mum. Basically, it's like, you know,

667
00:39:22.199 --> 00:39:24.599
she's the kind of person who will
hear out of tellermarket just to see

668
00:39:24.639 --> 00:39:27.599
what they've got to say. And
I'm like, you know, you're not

669
00:39:27.639 --> 00:39:30.960
gonna hang up. Its gonna be
a good deal, but it'soped I'm not

670
00:39:30.000 --> 00:39:32.199
gonna hang up on them. That's
rude. I'm like, they called you

671
00:39:32.280 --> 00:39:37.360
a six thirty during dinner time.
But my mum and dad they're funny with

672
00:39:37.519 --> 00:39:39.760
like I'm not gonna put my credit
card on something. I'm like, you

673
00:39:39.880 --> 00:39:44.760
literally entered your details together, Like
they know all your details are online.

674
00:39:44.840 --> 00:39:46.760
You know you've you've bought something online, you're on eBay. Yeah, yeah,

675
00:39:46.760 --> 00:39:49.440
but I don't want them to have
it. I'm like, if you've

676
00:39:49.440 --> 00:39:51.679
given it to someone, the whole
world's going Yeah, but they just can't

677
00:39:51.679 --> 00:39:53.199
wrap their heads around that, like
that. Everyone knows all the information already.

678
00:39:53.519 --> 00:39:58.239
Yeah, it's already out there.
Yeah, you're putting a small degree

679
00:39:58.239 --> 00:40:00.679
of trust in the hands of I
don't know whoever you've given it to.

680
00:40:00.760 --> 00:40:05.039
It's like, yeah, I hope
your firewalls strong enough. Yeah. So

681
00:40:05.599 --> 00:40:08.880
she creates a character though Marge not
a woman with bazooms. She gets shoes

682
00:40:08.920 --> 00:40:15.000
that are sensible, body type,
olive oil and face other and just looks

683
00:40:15.039 --> 00:40:19.559
like Marge. And then let's roll
play. Oh like that that it's very

684
00:40:19.639 --> 00:40:22.199
much. It's very much, yes, but it fit the episode. And

685
00:40:22.280 --> 00:40:24.199
then she says, like a renaissance
fair with a chubby couples and she just

686
00:40:24.280 --> 00:40:28.639
walks into the wall. Now,
this is a gag that I can appreciate

687
00:40:28.639 --> 00:40:30.400
because when I'm playing games, I'm
talking of them and just walking to the

688
00:40:30.480 --> 00:40:34.719
wall. Just that's sort of like
the go to visual for like gamers you

689
00:40:34.760 --> 00:40:37.400
don't know how to game right very
much? Yeah, just walking to a

690
00:40:37.440 --> 00:40:39.480
war and Grandpa's doing the same thing
in real life. Then the Wizard gives

691
00:40:39.519 --> 00:40:45.480
her a quest. Greetings, cleric, will you undertake a quest on my

692
00:40:45.679 --> 00:40:50.880
behalf? Maybe I should run this
by my husband. First, things are

693
00:40:50.880 --> 00:40:53.320
more fun if you just answer yes, then yes, hiving me for a

694
00:40:53.400 --> 00:40:59.920
fan mine arduous quests once again,
just yes, yes. First you might

695
00:41:00.199 --> 00:41:05.559
fine the almond ale of nux and
ore, I see us that wrong?

696
00:41:06.159 --> 00:41:09.920
You have phoned it. And then
Marge is instantly hooked and she goes to

697
00:41:09.920 --> 00:41:14.079
cook a stew and needs more goat
sole and she's been up all day and

698
00:41:14.199 --> 00:41:15.320
Bark visits that it's been up all
day and night. That was funny,

699
00:41:16.639 --> 00:41:21.000
that's not saturday. Barke goes to
play golf. Marge then needs some sleep,

700
00:41:21.119 --> 00:41:22.559
but she's addicted. She can't sleep, and I think we've all been

701
00:41:22.599 --> 00:41:25.280
there, right, You point me
like I should probably go to bed,

702
00:41:27.280 --> 00:41:30.039
but just one more, just one
more? Oh yeah, absolutely, just

703
00:41:30.119 --> 00:41:34.880
one more YouTube video or for me, mean it's less computers and were like,

704
00:41:35.000 --> 00:41:37.039
oh, one more episode of this
show. Yes, yes, hashtag

705
00:41:37.119 --> 00:41:42.800
now watching your podcast? Oh not
a bad idea. Sman is already now

706
00:41:42.840 --> 00:41:46.280
watching podcast? Probably yes, but
Marge, yes, I said, she's

707
00:41:46.320 --> 00:41:50.360
hooked in the game. She's playing
it a lot, and she finds a

708
00:41:50.400 --> 00:41:53.159
poo is playing the game as well. For some reason, I watched this

709
00:41:53.239 --> 00:41:55.760
the first time last week and rewatch
it today. I thought there was more

710
00:41:55.920 --> 00:42:00.000
characters in the game, but I
like that there wasn't that many, because

711
00:42:00.000 --> 00:42:02.039
it would be a bit unrealist that
everyone in Springfield is playing this. Absolutely

712
00:42:02.119 --> 00:42:06.000
yeah, yep. So she finds
a Pooh and then she finds Snake,

713
00:42:06.199 --> 00:42:09.159
who is prison guardsing that he's on
the law degree. Then missus Kay,

714
00:42:09.440 --> 00:42:15.079
matter where she is, she's sexy. Ha Medieval is always a little bit

715
00:42:15.119 --> 00:42:17.119
sexy. I think she's my cartoon
crush these days, he's your cartoon crush.

716
00:42:17.400 --> 00:42:21.639
Oh gosh. When I was a
kid, it was Jessica Rabbit,

717
00:42:22.719 --> 00:42:25.679
but now it's Missus Kay. I
would I would say Velma from Scooby Do,

718
00:42:27.199 --> 00:42:31.480
except more like the live action filmas
Linda Garden, they've made Veilma weird

719
00:42:31.559 --> 00:42:35.599
now Yeah, and also yeah,
the Mindy Kaling Filma is just apparently not

720
00:42:35.679 --> 00:42:39.480
good and that big giling enchantress is
missus Cobble. This game is a great

721
00:42:39.519 --> 00:42:45.760
way to meet eligible man who can
afford a computer access to one of the

722
00:42:45.800 --> 00:42:50.880
school library. It's amazing how you
can be a turkey in every reality.

723
00:42:51.119 --> 00:42:55.440
What's important is we're talking. I'm
oh, I'm playing this while I'm on

724
00:42:55.519 --> 00:43:00.599
a can Wow, Ma, you're
a troll. No, my character is

725
00:43:00.599 --> 00:43:05.000
supposed to look like me. Why
does everyone keep thinking I'm a troll?

726
00:43:19.159 --> 00:43:22.480
Who are we hiding from this shadow
Night? Where he rides death? He's

727
00:43:22.599 --> 00:43:27.679
sure to follow the Shadow Night.
He's the most evil, destructive player in

728
00:43:27.760 --> 00:43:30.480
this game. He once beat me
to death with my own life bar.

729
00:43:30.000 --> 00:43:34.559
Everyone's just hiding. Then he kills
Principal Skinner with his flame sword or whatever

730
00:43:34.599 --> 00:43:37.159
it's called, and who then eats
it because he's good and moist. Then

731
00:43:37.239 --> 00:43:39.360
Marge, she says, I can't
watch this. This is just weird.

732
00:43:39.440 --> 00:43:43.880
So she overhears bart Is the is
the Night King, and she's very very

733
00:43:43.920 --> 00:43:45.639
proud of him, as she would
be. Yeah, he's running the show.

734
00:43:45.800 --> 00:43:49.079
The thing is though, in this
game, so this is based on

735
00:43:49.119 --> 00:43:51.480
the world of warcraft. In those
kind of game, I'm assuming when you

736
00:43:51.599 --> 00:43:53.039
die, you just respawn. So
why is that when someone dies in the

737
00:43:53.079 --> 00:43:57.480
game, it's like they're dead.
Like when Marge died let him every side,

738
00:43:57.480 --> 00:44:00.400
I'm like, did she not just
respawn white of them? Yeah,

739
00:44:00.559 --> 00:44:01.800
I mean this is the thing.
I mean, she clearly well, she

740
00:44:01.960 --> 00:44:07.400
seems like she's very cluey about the
game getting better at her she goes along,

741
00:44:07.440 --> 00:44:10.039
so you think she'd know about respawning
or just restarting or whatever. I

742
00:44:10.119 --> 00:44:13.800
mean, I can understand if Skinner
was kind of like, oh, I'm

743
00:44:13.840 --> 00:44:15.400
dead. I guess this means I
can't play this game anymore. Yeah,

744
00:44:15.599 --> 00:44:17.960
just a bit of a clueless oldly
when it comes to the video, not

745
00:44:19.159 --> 00:44:22.440
unlike you and I. Yeah,
but you think that Marge would probably understand

746
00:44:22.480 --> 00:44:24.559
a bit more. And this has
just been playing of course. Yeah.

747
00:44:24.599 --> 00:44:28.400
But the next I come back from
commercial Shadow Night, he's really really tired

748
00:44:28.480 --> 00:44:31.000
Lady Milhouse, who has a spell
on him which the Shadow Night hasn't reversed

749
00:44:31.079 --> 00:44:34.719
yet. He says that, you
know, he's just trying to be his

750
00:44:34.800 --> 00:44:37.199
helper. Then Marge arrives and I've
got here. She got into his castle

751
00:44:37.239 --> 00:44:42.199
pretty easy for someone who's trying to
be secretive, but she says, the

752
00:44:42.239 --> 00:44:45.920
millhouse is pretty it's a spell and
thank you. Then, but I like

753
00:44:45.039 --> 00:44:50.880
this, How would you like it
if I came shopping with you? I

754
00:44:50.960 --> 00:44:53.280
mean, I think we could all
see that one coming. But it's still

755
00:44:53.840 --> 00:44:57.880
I like the way Julie said it. Yeah, we're now at Moe's or

756
00:44:57.960 --> 00:45:01.440
the Moe's equivalent in Esthland Realms.
So why is the Margee being a Bart

757
00:45:01.519 --> 00:45:06.599
in the even in the game because
he knows? Yeah, but the Shadow

758
00:45:06.719 --> 00:45:08.559
Night says, squeeze the blood from
the pixie head and hit yourself with this

759
00:45:08.639 --> 00:45:13.559
mace, reciting the Goblin code.
Then Mark Marge walks in and embarrasses Bart.

760
00:45:14.280 --> 00:45:15.679
I assumed that the whole thing was
going to be that no one knew

761
00:45:15.679 --> 00:45:20.960
who the Shadow Night was, and
then margor accident revealed it at some point,

762
00:45:21.000 --> 00:45:22.920
But he just like takes off his
mask because she walks and says,

763
00:45:22.920 --> 00:45:25.519
hey Bart. I'm like, oh, so everyone knows it's Bart again.

764
00:45:25.559 --> 00:45:29.079
But I guess the thing is they
can't do it because his character was so

765
00:45:29.239 --> 00:45:31.400
powerful regardless of who's running the show. That the way, it doesn't matter

766
00:45:31.400 --> 00:45:35.840
if it's a kid. I had
to wait until his energy was was depleted.

767
00:45:35.920 --> 00:45:38.000
Yeah, home and then sees so
now after second at home and then

768
00:45:38.000 --> 00:45:42.039
sees less addressing for soccer. Yeah, so it was a fair way into

769
00:45:42.039 --> 00:45:45.679
the episode. Yeah, conscious about
you shouldn't a about the boobs. She

770
00:45:45.719 --> 00:45:49.159
says she watched bend It like Beckham. I've never seen Benda like Beckham.

771
00:45:50.000 --> 00:45:53.079
I don't think. I think I've
only said it once. It's perfectly nice.

772
00:45:53.400 --> 00:45:55.760
Yeah. It was big at the
time. Oh yeah, very big.

773
00:45:55.840 --> 00:45:59.920
Yeah, but I think every like
everyone was jumping on board the key

774
00:46:00.039 --> 00:46:04.320
a nightly train. They were so
to speak, every five to ten years.

775
00:46:05.079 --> 00:46:07.199
It felt like ee, like five
years. It felt like a big

776
00:46:07.559 --> 00:46:09.400
British movie came around. Yes,
the first one I can remember that really

777
00:46:09.440 --> 00:46:13.159
took off from in my ear.
It was The Full Monthy. That's the

778
00:46:13.199 --> 00:46:15.639
earliest one I can remember that was
really like big. Then it was like

779
00:46:15.679 --> 00:46:17.400
Bendall like Beckham, and Billy Elliott
was huge as well. Billy. It

780
00:46:17.519 --> 00:46:20.880
was very big. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, well one other ones have

781
00:46:20.960 --> 00:46:25.960
come around Snatch, oh yeah,
well lock Stock before that. Yeah,

782
00:46:27.119 --> 00:46:31.360
something that I've put one of my
contenders in the upcoming movie Guys sweepsakes of

783
00:46:31.440 --> 00:46:34.719
course, four Weddings in the Funeral, which was very big back in ninety

784
00:46:34.719 --> 00:46:37.400
four. It was the British It
is holy shit. Didn't realize that certainly

785
00:46:37.519 --> 00:46:42.000
is That's one of the ones that
I've always just had on my nicol and

786
00:46:42.039 --> 00:46:44.320
I will enjoy this, I know
we will. We'll watch it one day,

787
00:46:44.440 --> 00:46:45.079
but at the moment, we're getting
through all the action movies that I

788
00:46:45.119 --> 00:46:49.960
want to see when I was a
kid. So it finished like as I

789
00:46:50.000 --> 00:46:52.079
wa washing it. What's it called
the equal Equalized? Yes, because apparently

790
00:46:52.119 --> 00:46:54.320
part two is okay, Part two
is not bad, and part three is

791
00:46:54.320 --> 00:46:57.679
pretty good as well. Is that
part three? There's a third? Are

792
00:46:57.679 --> 00:47:00.760
you kidding me? I'm not shuting
you. Yes. I was blown away

793
00:47:00.760 --> 00:47:04.800
by how violent it was, though
I was fucking not expecting this. Oh

794
00:47:04.880 --> 00:47:07.559
yeah, they're very, very brutal. I could not believe. I was

795
00:47:07.639 --> 00:47:12.679
like, oh, so John Wick
just ripped this off, right, Yeah,

796
00:47:12.679 --> 00:47:15.159
I think they were ripped off.
Taken, Yeah, we see,

797
00:47:15.239 --> 00:47:21.320
Taken wasn't a violent though probably Taken
was, Like I mean, taken,

798
00:47:21.400 --> 00:47:23.280
is that the maker of I have
a particular set of skills. That's true.

799
00:47:23.679 --> 00:47:27.960
It's violent, but not necessarily bloody. And it's just very much like

800
00:47:28.000 --> 00:47:30.880
John wicklock we were saying, Taken's
just like they've kidnapped his daughter. That's

801
00:47:30.880 --> 00:47:36.960
what you need. That's all you
need. Give us an inciting incident and

802
00:47:37.039 --> 00:47:39.440
then just let the mayhem happen.
Taken is awesome, Right, I'm not

803
00:47:39.480 --> 00:47:43.119
wrong in saying it's an awesome movie. It's pretty good. Yeah, I'm

804
00:47:43.159 --> 00:47:45.320
not what it's supposed to be.
Yeah, I mean they're stretching it by

805
00:47:45.639 --> 00:47:49.159
doing taken To and Taken. I
mean it's like, take the one I'm

806
00:47:49.159 --> 00:47:51.599
talking about, Taken one, yes, take the rest of the movies out

807
00:47:51.599 --> 00:47:53.599
there. Taken To is like,
oh, you've done it again. Ah,

808
00:47:54.320 --> 00:47:58.159
someone else take it then the first
time I'll announced the wife. Ah

809
00:48:00.519 --> 00:48:05.519
see Taking Force coming out? No, No, I'd be excited for what

810
00:48:06.920 --> 00:48:09.800
they should make it and call it
taken for granted. Yeah, that's the

811
00:48:09.880 --> 00:48:13.679
thing. Are you a fan of
that? Using the four or the two

812
00:48:13.960 --> 00:48:17.199
in the title? No? And
quite frankly, a good friend of mine

813
00:48:17.280 --> 00:48:22.639
on john Wick Forever, that's how
long a fucking goes for good friend of

814
00:48:22.679 --> 00:48:27.719
mine on Twitter, as as his
bios. If you spell seven. You

815
00:48:27.800 --> 00:48:30.400
know how seven with the seven is
that if you actually spell it like that,

816
00:48:30.519 --> 00:48:34.199
putting you on a watch list.
That's the thing. Seven the number

817
00:48:34.199 --> 00:48:37.400
does not look like a V.
No, so how did Why can my

818
00:48:37.440 --> 00:48:38.440
brain read it like that? Then
it's just weird. I guess could have

819
00:48:38.440 --> 00:48:40.159
seen the number, but I'm like, that doesn't ever look like a V.

820
00:48:40.280 --> 00:48:44.800
Yeah, just because of that Dannward's
diagonal line, I guess. But

821
00:48:44.880 --> 00:48:46.000
yeah, it's put it's pushing it. But no, I'm not a fan

822
00:48:46.079 --> 00:48:50.480
of yeah putting the putting the number
in the thing or anything like that.

823
00:48:50.679 --> 00:48:53.480
No, I don't like it.
I want I mean, apparently they've started

824
00:48:53.519 --> 00:48:58.960
filming Tron three. Uh, and
you know they had the sort of a

825
00:48:59.000 --> 00:49:04.800
logo up for three. I'm probably
gonna try and bring that back to the

826
00:49:04.880 --> 00:49:08.519
millions time. Yeah, but the
logo had t U three in It's like

827
00:49:09.159 --> 00:49:13.440
that's that doesn't make sense. That
doesn't make sense a trend. Yeah,

828
00:49:13.559 --> 00:49:15.920
it's like I suppose the three if
you do it certain way, it looks

829
00:49:15.920 --> 00:49:20.800
a bit like a zero. But
no, no, let's not do that.

830
00:49:21.880 --> 00:49:28.000
Let's not let's not do it self
conscious about your shins. Right day,

831
00:49:28.280 --> 00:49:30.760
girls were worried about your boobs,
dad, I'm going to play soccer.

832
00:49:34.360 --> 00:49:37.159
I fell in love with the game
when I saw then it Like Beckham

833
00:49:37.800 --> 00:49:42.880
father, I am proud of my
cultural heritage, but I also love soccer.

834
00:49:44.760 --> 00:49:47.079
Tell him, Jazz Minder, I
forbid you to bend attract Beckham.

835
00:49:47.280 --> 00:49:52.039
Plus, you must marry this complete
stranger. His father is an important business

836
00:49:52.079 --> 00:49:54.679
acquaintance of mine. Love counts for
nothing, you tell her, mister Dunnaby,

837
00:49:54.840 --> 00:50:00.519
business contacts are more important than love. Wait, dad, sucker,

838
00:50:00.800 --> 00:50:04.880
we always called it human football.
Would you like me to take you to

839
00:50:05.000 --> 00:50:07.320
your game? You already promised you
would. Oh do I have to?

840
00:50:08.239 --> 00:50:10.480
Then? Krusty is the coach of
her team. He says, there's going

841
00:50:10.559 --> 00:50:14.199
to know ref. They've canceled,
So the whole game is canceled, and

842
00:50:14.320 --> 00:50:16.199
Homer overhears that kids share their snacks
with the ref. So he puts on

843
00:50:16.280 --> 00:50:20.559
his foot locker uniform because he's been
fired. He's warning the uniform. Homer

844
00:50:20.599 --> 00:50:23.760
then hits the flag. Guy,
i'm your father now, basically just him

845
00:50:23.880 --> 00:50:29.920
being not a very respectable jerk aus
Homer. Yes, He rips his shirt

846
00:50:29.960 --> 00:50:31.719
off and his sports bra vomits in
the cone. This is very angry.

847
00:50:31.719 --> 00:50:34.840
At him for a good reason.
She said, you're turning my new thing

848
00:50:34.880 --> 00:50:37.199
into and you turn it into a
joke, and not the hilarious kind of

849
00:50:37.280 --> 00:50:40.079
joke, as she says. And
she's disappointed but not surprised. Meanwhile,

850
00:50:40.119 --> 00:50:44.599
in Earthland realm Marge is going down
the bad path and she comes across mister

851
00:50:44.599 --> 00:50:46.320
Burns, who's like a big premantus
or something. He's looking for a Wall

852
00:50:46.320 --> 00:50:51.719
Street online and then she comes across
the bullies who are about to kill her,

853
00:50:51.760 --> 00:50:54.480
but the Shadow Night Bart kills them. Well, well, looks like

854
00:50:54.599 --> 00:50:59.440
something's finally about to happen in this
game. Just in time. I was

855
00:50:59.480 --> 00:51:06.239
about to go to the priory barn
side to get design ideas. It's a

856
00:51:06.360 --> 00:51:13.639
shadow night run. I forget how
to do that controls. Thank you,

857
00:51:13.880 --> 00:51:17.440
barn. This frame grab is going
on my coffee cup. You guys want

858
00:51:17.440 --> 00:51:21.480
to meet it to quickie mart I'm
in the tub right now. I'm in

859
00:51:21.679 --> 00:51:24.679
Denmark. Meanwhile, Homer is doing
now doing well as a soccer coach SOCA

860
00:51:24.760 --> 00:51:29.760
referee. You know, he's taken
Lisa's disappointment on board and he has learn

861
00:51:29.800 --> 00:51:31.519
the rules and everything is Lisa's very
impressed. He's watched hours and hours of

862
00:51:31.519 --> 00:51:35.800
soccer and you almost saw a God. I'll never get tired of those jokes.

863
00:51:36.480 --> 00:51:39.000
I mean, you watched something when
I was in England. The World

864
00:51:39.039 --> 00:51:40.719
Cup was on, Well it was
at the World Cup, Yeah, the

865
00:51:40.719 --> 00:51:46.119
Women's World Cup, and like they
get so excited over it, like nothing.

866
00:51:46.239 --> 00:51:50.159
Oh, I like, and I
know it's not nothing. English listens.

867
00:51:50.159 --> 00:51:52.079
I'm not saying it's nothing, but
I was like, we're so I

868
00:51:52.159 --> 00:51:54.599
used to watching Australian rules football where
it's happening all the time. There's always

869
00:51:54.639 --> 00:51:58.400
something happening, and they're just like
go to the note and I'm just like,

870
00:51:58.800 --> 00:52:01.559
there's nowhere near the fucking there.
Yeah. I mean I think like

871
00:52:01.679 --> 00:52:06.639
most Australians, we watched the Matilda's
last year and I think it was a

872
00:52:06.679 --> 00:52:08.079
lot of last year. Yeah,
a lot of For a lot of us.

873
00:52:08.119 --> 00:52:13.320
It was our introduction to watching women's
soccer, watching soccer in general.

874
00:52:13.840 --> 00:52:15.880
The World Cup two thousand and six
was the big one. Yeah. I

875
00:52:15.920 --> 00:52:17.360
remember being in a nightclub mate and
everyone in the nightclub was watching him,

876
00:52:17.440 --> 00:52:20.960
Like next week we are not going
to watch soccer, but right now everyone

877
00:52:21.000 --> 00:52:23.320
the nightclub like dropped. There was
like football games when the Matilda's are on,

878
00:52:23.440 --> 00:52:27.360
like the AFL was on at the
same time. They literally had an

879
00:52:27.400 --> 00:52:29.719
extended break and put the game on
the big screen for MCG. Like.

880
00:52:30.920 --> 00:52:32.679
But I remember two thousand and six
when they show got into the World Cup

881
00:52:32.719 --> 00:52:36.159
for the first time. It was
huge. Man, Maybe just because it

882
00:52:36.199 --> 00:52:37.840
was the right I was the right
age. I don't know. Oh,

883
00:52:37.840 --> 00:52:39.360
I speaking for myself certainly, watching
the Matildas last year it was like,

884
00:52:39.360 --> 00:52:43.079
oh, this is their time we've
actually sort of really sat down and watched

885
00:52:43.119 --> 00:52:46.039
the whole game was like, hmm
okay, yeah, stuff's happening. Yeah,

886
00:52:46.079 --> 00:52:49.760
this is not exactly a thriller minute. It's more like a thrill every

887
00:52:50.760 --> 00:52:53.840
five minutes. Yeah. Also,
I don't quite understand the rules either,

888
00:52:53.880 --> 00:53:00.920
which doesn't help, apologizes to all
our soccer or football official. Yeah,

889
00:53:00.079 --> 00:53:02.800
but I like to get Jessica love
Joy here. We haven't seen her since

890
00:53:04.800 --> 00:53:07.840
I don't think. Yeah, but
yeah, say that troubled marriage and Lisa

891
00:53:07.880 --> 00:53:09.599
then trips over her own feet.
Homer calls a fowl, and Jessica Lovejoy

892
00:53:09.960 --> 00:53:14.800
and Helen love Joy goes ape.
Shit, admit it, I'm a spectator

893
00:53:14.840 --> 00:53:17.039
addressing a player, and so me. She yells at Homer, she drops

894
00:53:17.039 --> 00:53:21.000
the j bomb and he throws them
both out of the game. I hate

895
00:53:21.000 --> 00:53:22.440
that. There's I kind of like
turn the love joint like a cuck,

896
00:53:23.119 --> 00:53:25.079
like you know, it's just like
you know, he just sort of it's

897
00:53:25.079 --> 00:53:30.000
become amost like Skinner and missus Ka
Skinner and Agnes almost where he's just like

898
00:53:30.199 --> 00:53:32.159
yes, yes, yes love just
like no yeah love. Joy used to

899
00:53:32.199 --> 00:53:36.880
sort of have a bit of saste, a bit of mojo about it.

900
00:53:36.960 --> 00:53:40.679
Yeah, yeah, but what was
the episode the Listen Lady one? Yeah,

901
00:53:40.760 --> 00:53:44.119
where he had to save the day? I remember at the end with

902
00:53:44.199 --> 00:53:46.679
the baboons and all that, because
Slanders gets gives Flanners some bad advice.

903
00:53:49.000 --> 00:53:52.360
But Lisa then Lisa gets the idea, oh he's thrown them out. Maybe

904
00:53:52.360 --> 00:53:54.159
I can use this to my advantage. Oh yeah, I mean it's always

905
00:53:54.199 --> 00:53:59.119
it's always good when Lisa who Yeah, as we said, generally the moral

906
00:53:59.159 --> 00:54:00.599
sort of compass of the show.
So yeah, it goes a little skew

907
00:54:00.679 --> 00:54:04.559
with Yep. She takes a dive. Every other kid must pay her a

908
00:54:04.599 --> 00:54:07.159
dollar, and he says to clear
us that your kids a dirty player and

909
00:54:07.480 --> 00:54:10.599
says, I'm to take this from
any Hillbilly Hill William to you. So

910
00:54:12.039 --> 00:54:15.840
then Ronaldo arrives and he says he
travels the world now exposing floppers. Lisa

911
00:54:15.960 --> 00:54:21.599
is a flopper, you heard Heraldo, So he gives Lisa the yellow card

912
00:54:21.639 --> 00:54:23.079
and she's like, you can't do
that. You're my father. He says,

913
00:54:23.239 --> 00:54:25.639
well, these shorts on, I'm
not your father anymore, and given

914
00:54:25.679 --> 00:54:29.119
how tight they are, nobody else
is either. I'm not gonna be anywhere

915
00:54:29.119 --> 00:54:30.400
else either, and then she rips
up the card, so he throws her

916
00:54:30.400 --> 00:54:34.000
out of the game and Rinaldo red
carters. Yes, of course, he

917
00:54:34.039 --> 00:54:36.559
throws her out. Yeah, and
Ronaldo is proud that he broke up another

918
00:54:36.599 --> 00:54:40.320
family. Bart then finds his trophy
room, which has been given the Hello

919
00:54:40.400 --> 00:54:44.360
Kidney expansion pack treatment. I like
the faith it was an expansion pack.

920
00:54:45.440 --> 00:54:49.360
I am a fan of the term
expansion yea. But this is where he

921
00:54:49.400 --> 00:54:52.159
starts smashing it all and accidentally kills
Marge with his mace. So planned to

922
00:54:52.159 --> 00:54:54.840
see with the mace earlier with Mo, and he excellently killed March with him.

923
00:54:55.199 --> 00:54:59.039
Marge is now annoyed in the real
world, and Bart explained that you

924
00:54:59.079 --> 00:55:00.960
know, you know, anyway,
I wasn't and joined the game anymore because

925
00:55:00.960 --> 00:55:02.440
you were in there. Then Lisa
and Homer arrived home. You ruined my

926
00:55:02.519 --> 00:55:07.199
life. It's funny. Nicholas sister. Her daughter is six months younger than

927
00:55:07.239 --> 00:55:12.039
Elliott, so she's like five.
I think there's just turned five. Apparently

928
00:55:12.159 --> 00:55:14.639
she's just like they started school earlier
in English, so she's already started school

929
00:55:14.639 --> 00:55:16.400
and she's only just turned five.
That's like young, right, what they're

930
00:55:16.400 --> 00:55:22.400
smarter than I. I don't know
they understand socker, but she said something

931
00:55:22.440 --> 00:55:23.719
on the lines of you're ruining my
life, and I'm like, kid,

932
00:55:23.800 --> 00:55:28.960
you're five. You have plenty of
under on your ass. You do,

933
00:55:29.119 --> 00:55:35.400
indeed, but by jumping Johnny Cakes, there was Dames of Cheese and I'll

934
00:55:35.440 --> 00:55:37.719
never understand Heim if I lived to
be forty, and that probably isn't gonna

935
00:55:37.719 --> 00:55:40.079
happen. Enjoying my lasts. But
then he goes to watch Homer smash on

936
00:55:40.159 --> 00:55:44.280
beers at Mos and we get them
the moment I discussed earlier with what's the

937
00:55:44.360 --> 00:55:47.199
Matter, which doesn't really make any
sense, but I appreciated it. Homer

938
00:55:47.280 --> 00:55:52.000
then brings Lisa a DVD to try
and mate do and apologize, and there's

939
00:55:52.000 --> 00:55:55.639
a BBC doco in cooperation with a
canal plus I believe so, although he

940
00:55:55.679 --> 00:56:00.440
puts the French pronunciation on it loosen
and it's about the nineteen eighty five Soucing

941
00:56:00.480 --> 00:56:04.400
Crowd tragedy. Twenty years later,
they're still going on. They still fired

942
00:56:04.440 --> 00:56:07.440
and get the Virgin Mary stature coming
to life and bet everybody else as well

943
00:56:07.599 --> 00:56:09.920
in pure disgust. It's basically where
Lisa realizes, oh shit, you know

944
00:56:10.000 --> 00:56:13.800
I've done the wrong thing. Meanwhile, Bart brings Marge back to life in

945
00:56:13.880 --> 00:56:16.280
the game as best as he could, because she's still got It's kind of

946
00:56:16.360 --> 00:56:21.840
like a is it minotaur? We
got legs like a horse. Central Centaur

947
00:56:21.920 --> 00:56:24.119
Centaur. Yes, this would be
a pop culturesque store in marble Coode Minuteaur.

948
00:56:24.159 --> 00:56:27.599
Did you ever go there? I
certainly did. I spent a great

949
00:56:27.639 --> 00:56:31.920
deal of money there because they had
insane markup, but also a very very

950
00:56:31.960 --> 00:56:34.960
good store. I always have to
go down the escalator to get there.

951
00:56:35.320 --> 00:56:37.599
During a New World there was like
there were like three different locations. Was

952
00:56:37.639 --> 00:56:39.599
there really? Oh? Actually,
I'll tell you what I remember. The

953
00:56:39.880 --> 00:56:44.320
first day I discovered it. Yeah, it was back in like the late

954
00:56:44.360 --> 00:56:46.039
eighty How amazing did we discover a
store and you're like, this is everything

955
00:56:46.079 --> 00:56:49.760
I've ever wanted. Yeah, because
I mean I was. It was really

956
00:56:49.840 --> 00:56:52.599
just a comic book store to begin
with. It was a little one in

957
00:56:52.800 --> 00:56:57.400
some in arcade in Burke Street,
yep. And I don't know how I

958
00:56:57.519 --> 00:56:59.800
ended up there. I mean I
might have just been walking past and saw

959
00:56:59.880 --> 00:57:02.360
us and said to a comics I'm
still there to sixty four Little Colin Street.

960
00:57:04.079 --> 00:57:05.679
Okay, yeah, yeah, it's
sill, right because I think they're

961
00:57:05.679 --> 00:57:08.280
in like a third location. Okay, yeah, because I think oh no,

962
00:57:08.480 --> 00:57:12.719
no, no, no, that's
their fourth wow. Yeah, because

963
00:57:13.199 --> 00:57:15.519
I wondered they got the markup.
Yeah. But oh god. I remember

964
00:57:15.559 --> 00:57:17.000
the first time winning this was like
maybe eighty five or so, and I

965
00:57:17.079 --> 00:57:20.920
was pretty into comic books at this
stage, and it's like, oh my

966
00:57:21.519 --> 00:57:23.400
god. You know, it was
just great. It was like, yeah,

967
00:57:23.639 --> 00:57:28.159
all you sell is comics before online
shopping. Yeah oh yeah, yeah,

968
00:57:28.239 --> 00:57:31.360
I mean and sort of pre you
know, nerd culture taking over the

969
00:57:31.400 --> 00:57:35.559
world. It's like, oh,
this is a special store for special people.

970
00:57:36.880 --> 00:57:38.960
And then I guess, you know, it started getting bigger and bigger,

971
00:57:38.960 --> 00:57:42.119
and it moved to a different location. I think, gone, no,

972
00:57:42.280 --> 00:57:46.679
no, yeah, moved to it
was initially on Burke Straight and then

973
00:57:46.719 --> 00:57:52.559
it moved to Elizabeth Street. It
was one before Elizabeth Street. Yeah,

974
00:57:52.599 --> 00:57:54.440
anyway, whatever it is, yeah, yeah, but anyway kick our store

975
00:57:54.800 --> 00:57:58.599
at the time, the upshot is
fantastic store. Loved it, loved it,

976
00:57:58.639 --> 00:58:00.079
loved it. Yeah. Yeah.
The thing is, now, now

977
00:58:00.119 --> 00:58:04.480
that I've worked at a store like
that, being pop culture and I've seen

978
00:58:04.559 --> 00:58:06.960
how much shit actually costs, I'm
like, I am paying that much for

979
00:58:07.079 --> 00:58:13.760
it? Absolutely, CD. Are
you here to forgive me? No?

980
00:58:14.440 --> 00:58:17.320
Oh, but to get that DVD, I had to become a PBO subscriber.

981
00:58:17.719 --> 00:58:23.880
No, I'm paying for crap like
American Masters. Dad, I can't

982
00:58:23.920 --> 00:58:29.000
forgive you because there's nothing to forgive
BO. You are right to kick me

983
00:58:29.079 --> 00:58:31.920
out of that game. Soccer was
making me insane, just as it did

984
00:58:32.000 --> 00:58:37.719
the continents of Europe and South America. Those places are pretty terrible. So

985
00:58:37.880 --> 00:58:40.800
from now on, I'll play soccer
for the same reason I study chemistry for

986
00:58:40.960 --> 00:58:45.760
fun. Then the mob arrived to
slave art and taking his experience points,

987
00:58:46.119 --> 00:58:49.320
and he threatens to eat their houses
in real life. If he does my

988
00:58:49.440 --> 00:58:52.239
miscases, don't give a shit,
it'll be are worth it. She stabs

989
00:58:52.239 --> 00:58:53.719
her in the face, and I
was like, this is kind of harsh.

990
00:58:53.960 --> 00:58:55.719
Yeah, And like I said,
I live in the loft, so

991
00:58:55.800 --> 00:58:59.079
it won't matter. And they beating
the definite these own arms. It just

992
00:58:59.079 --> 00:59:01.119
reminded me of Python. Oh yes, getting his arms cut off and everything

993
00:59:01.159 --> 00:59:04.880
like that, and they dance with
his entrails. Now, there was in

994
00:59:05.000 --> 00:59:07.719
the crowd Paddy and some were a
dragon. I'm not sure whether you saw

995
00:59:07.760 --> 00:59:10.199
them in the background of a shop
or whether it's a deleted scene or something,

996
00:59:10.400 --> 00:59:15.039
because it's odd that you would design
that the only song from behind so

997
00:59:15.119 --> 00:59:16.039
Patty and some of it, it's
like it's with it. You would go

998
00:59:16.079 --> 00:59:20.639
throughout much effort to design that unless
there was like a scene with them.

999
00:59:20.679 --> 00:59:22.519
So maybe there was a deleted scene
somewhere with Marge with Patty and somewhere as

1000
00:59:22.519 --> 00:59:24.679
a dragon. Quite possibly. Yeah, yeah, you're right, Why I

1001
00:59:24.719 --> 00:59:29.199
go to all that effort and expense. Yeah. Marge then says that you

1002
00:59:29.280 --> 00:59:30.639
know, all these people down one
by one, don't you worry, but

1003
00:59:30.760 --> 00:59:34.079
says, yeah, whatever, I
going to go play outside. I do

1004
00:59:34.239 --> 00:59:37.639
think this episode would have been better
if it ended with Marge joining the family

1005
00:59:37.639 --> 00:59:39.599
at the end, because it was
nice sceneing home and playing with Ronaldo and

1006
00:59:39.639 --> 00:59:43.719
the kids playing soccer out in the
backyard, but Marge is just kicking most

1007
00:59:43.760 --> 00:59:45.599
had like a soccer ball in the
game. I think Marge joined the film

1008
00:59:45.599 --> 00:59:49.559
would have been a better and I
think so I would have been more in

1009
00:59:49.679 --> 00:59:52.639
keeping with them. What we like
from the Simpsons, Yeah, which is

1010
00:59:52.800 --> 00:59:55.960
family. Yes, But overall,
on yet another enjoyble episode, He's eighteen

1011
00:59:57.480 --> 00:59:59.679
not bad at all, not bad
at all. Yes, I appreciated the

1012
00:59:59.719 --> 01:00:01.880
fact that that didn't go full gameer
nerd. Indeed, look, it did

1013
01:00:01.960 --> 01:00:06.079
give us too much such m mel
but you know which like three seconds still

1014
01:00:06.079 --> 01:00:10.360
too much? It's I agree,
still too much. What do we learn

1015
01:00:10.480 --> 01:00:15.079
bomb, What do you learn from
the episode of the Davis that canal plus

1016
01:00:15.119 --> 01:00:17.000
is indeed the name you can trust
it is Indeed, I learned that googling

1017
01:00:17.039 --> 01:00:22.320
yourself has two meanings. Aha.
From forward, your name will be all

1018
01:00:22.400 --> 01:00:27.000
right. It is time for the
Guy Davis New Name Championship. Here on

1019
01:00:27.119 --> 01:00:31.079
the four Fingered Discant Network, you
can't leaderboard stands at this in first position

1020
01:00:31.199 --> 01:00:36.639
we have Philip J. Hawkins on
twenty points, Kyle Mile doing clever Kyle

1021
01:00:36.760 --> 01:00:39.559
in second position on sixteen points,
and Luke McKay. He started again on

1022
01:00:39.800 --> 01:00:44.840
twelve points in third position. Take
it away, Okay, one point goes

1023
01:00:44.920 --> 01:00:47.960
too. Now I'm gonna ask you
to do a little visualization here, because

1024
01:00:49.039 --> 01:00:54.199
this is not just wordplay but also
visual play. They for podcasting. That

1025
01:00:54.440 --> 01:01:00.440
is correct, So bracis for a
very long description. But the tide is

1026
01:01:00.760 --> 01:01:05.280
wow, mom, Oh yes,
but it's capital W lowercase. Oh,

1027
01:01:05.559 --> 01:01:08.920
capital W, as gamers will know, that stands for what Dan do?

1028
01:01:09.039 --> 01:01:13.239
What a warcraft? Oh my god, it stands for it just meant wow,

1029
01:01:15.400 --> 01:01:20.280
I haven't gone a crandle a this
wow mom? And whoever gave us

1030
01:01:20.360 --> 01:01:24.320
this also put the capital M lowercase, Oh, capital M. So it

1031
01:01:24.519 --> 01:01:27.920
looks nice. It does look cool, isn't it. Yeah, so it's

1032
01:01:28.000 --> 01:01:30.519
it's pretty good. Turn it upside
down and you get is it just woe

1033
01:01:30.599 --> 01:01:35.360
one again? You get where this
probably deserves more than one point. But

1034
01:01:36.599 --> 01:01:39.079
still, whoever's gonna take your point
and be happy? And it's slick mackay.

1035
01:01:39.079 --> 01:01:43.239
He's under the game. Luke,
you're already doing so well. You

1036
01:01:43.360 --> 01:01:45.079
know, here you go. But
it's on thirteen points, so he's still

1037
01:01:45.320 --> 01:01:50.960
three points behind, three points behind
cover Kyle. That's well, that was

1038
01:01:51.039 --> 01:01:53.239
clever. Luke, because that was
pretty good. That was indeed three points

1039
01:01:53.280 --> 01:01:58.159
behind clever Kyle okay with thirteen Yeah, that makeeem clever, Luke, He's

1040
01:01:58.239 --> 01:02:01.480
very clever. Okay, two points
four mom Line Gaming. Oh that is

1041
01:02:02.360 --> 01:02:06.519
David Mott. I like it,
Momline Gaming, very very, very very

1042
01:02:06.519 --> 01:02:08.239
good. David Mott with under the
two points that puts him now on six

1043
01:02:08.280 --> 01:02:13.840
points. What I'm say now approximately, Well, I don't know how long

1044
01:02:13.880 --> 01:02:16.000
this episode is going to be after
Dano edits out all my waffling, but

1045
01:02:16.079 --> 01:02:23.239
about an hour ago we planted a
seed mentioned lan what is a sample local

1046
01:02:23.280 --> 01:02:29.639
area networks? Wait a minute,
got a googod it and three points goes

1047
01:02:29.679 --> 01:02:34.880
to Marge on the land and guy
did not know who this was. I

1048
01:02:34.920 --> 01:02:37.679
did not know who this was,
and it was Philip J. Hawkins.

1049
01:02:39.320 --> 01:02:45.480
What honestly, again reiterating listeners go
on in blind the guy Davis new name

1050
01:02:45.559 --> 01:02:51.480
challenge is incorruptible. I'm not looking
at whoever's giving us these titles. That's

1051
01:02:51.519 --> 01:02:54.159
a great title. It's a pretty
good title. So Philip J. Hawkins

1052
01:02:54.199 --> 01:03:00.440
is now seven clear on top with
five episodes to go. So I don't

1053
01:03:00.440 --> 01:03:01.320
know it still happened. You can
still catch up to it. Just need

1054
01:03:01.360 --> 01:03:05.000
a couple of threes. But Philip
J Hawks on twenty three, Kyle muldoone

1055
01:03:05.039 --> 01:03:07.519
sixteen, Luke McKay on thirteen.
Remember you want to be part of the

1056
01:03:07.559 --> 01:03:09.519
Guy Davis New Name Championship. Just
got to be a supporter of ours on

1057
01:03:09.639 --> 01:03:13.519
page your name when the leader board
you entered the wild card draw for the

1058
01:03:13.679 --> 01:03:16.440
end of the season. But now
it is time for some mail bag mail

1059
01:03:16.559 --> 01:03:24.320
bag bail. First question if from
Andrew JP, what referee slash umpire controversy

1060
01:03:24.440 --> 01:03:28.280
has stuck with you? For me, it's the not six again call in

1061
01:03:28.320 --> 01:03:32.000
the twenty nineteen Nral Grand Final potentially
cost my Camber Raiders a drought breaking premiership.

1062
01:03:32.199 --> 01:03:37.159
We don't remember that because I don't
follow and they're up. But there

1063
01:03:37.280 --> 01:03:39.119
was one, the big one when
you were younger growing up for football was

1064
01:03:39.159 --> 01:03:43.320
remember when the ball got smacked back
in It was Collywood Culton and the ball

1065
01:03:43.400 --> 01:03:45.760
was clearly added bounds and the player
punches it back over and the guy grabs

1066
01:03:45.800 --> 01:03:49.440
the kicks gold wins the Grand Final. It's like that ball is about three

1067
01:03:49.480 --> 01:03:55.159
feet over the boundary for AFL.
I remember there was like it's always like

1068
01:03:55.199 --> 01:03:59.400
when it's a close game, it's
always blamed the umpire, the umps.

1069
01:03:59.440 --> 01:04:01.639
It's like everything happened up to that
point doesn't matter though. It's just that's

1070
01:04:01.719 --> 01:04:05.320
that's the reason they lost. You
know what a big referee decision that can

1071
01:04:05.400 --> 01:04:08.840
you remember anything? You don't A
very big sport guy the way, Not

1072
01:04:09.039 --> 01:04:11.320
really, No, I mean I
actually I've got to say though, I

1073
01:04:11.400 --> 01:04:15.599
gained a new sort of respect for
tennis umpires. I mentioned the list because

1074
01:04:15.639 --> 01:04:19.719
you watched the tennis show that way, you think also tennis, you know,

1075
01:04:20.199 --> 01:04:24.400
watch Breakpoint on Netflix? Good show. But you know, am I

1076
01:04:24.440 --> 01:04:27.159
saying the reason you're watching tennis more
now you're saying to me off the edd

1077
01:04:27.159 --> 01:04:29.800
that you're watching the show more than
you usually have is because you watched Breakpoint?

1078
01:04:29.800 --> 01:04:30.280
Do you think you think it's rotten
often? And I think that's got

1079
01:04:30.320 --> 01:04:33.000
something to do with it, certainly, yes. But I am finding myself

1080
01:04:33.239 --> 01:04:36.320
enjoying the Australian Open very much,
to the point where the lovely Luise and

1081
01:04:36.400 --> 01:04:43.719
I and family went up to the
Open itself last Friday. I think,

1082
01:04:44.360 --> 01:04:46.960
begin me ruffling. It's my dog
Jet just rubbing his face on the floor.

1083
01:04:47.119 --> 01:04:51.480
Will you calm down, your old
boy tactile animal. He's really enjoying

1084
01:04:53.000 --> 01:04:56.000
allergies, and he's got a war
on his head that's exployed. He's got

1085
01:04:56.000 --> 01:04:58.599
medication four, he's got skin allergies
that he's on medication for. He's got

1086
01:04:58.599 --> 01:05:00.599
CT scans on his brain, humors
your CT scans in his pancreas. He's

1087
01:05:00.639 --> 01:05:04.039
got arthritis injections. Holy moly,
he's fallen apart the old boy. He

1088
01:05:04.280 --> 01:05:10.440
is the very definition of a good
boy. We love jet But Yes explained

1089
01:05:10.440 --> 01:05:13.360
that the referees for the for the
tennis, yeah, or umpires or whatever.

1090
01:05:13.960 --> 01:05:15.920
I wonder if they're referees or umpires, but it's like, oh,

1091
01:05:15.400 --> 01:05:18.320
yeah, you've got to sort of
well literally have your eyes on the ball.

1092
01:05:18.400 --> 01:05:21.519
But I mean, because there's so
much dispute about I'm pretty sure that

1093
01:05:21.599 --> 01:05:24.000
was in. I'm pretty sure that
was out, and you know, you've

1094
01:05:24.000 --> 01:05:27.320
got ahold of video saying close call
and then they'll sort of show where the

1095
01:05:27.360 --> 01:05:30.480
ball actually look like that's not a
close call at all. So I don't

1096
01:05:30.480 --> 01:05:33.760
know, I mean, I don't
recall any yeah, really egregious umpiring decisions

1097
01:05:34.000 --> 01:05:38.000
or referee decisions that you know,
cost someone a victory or whatever. But

1098
01:05:39.079 --> 01:05:41.440
I know I first think, I've
got a lot of respect for people who

1099
01:05:41.519 --> 01:05:45.559
are trying to keep the peace on
the field or a court or whatever.

1100
01:05:45.719 --> 01:05:49.000
So yeah, shout out to referees
and umpires. I've been watching the cricket

1101
01:05:49.000 --> 01:05:51.599
a lot lately. There's been a
lot of test games on in Australia and

1102
01:05:53.039 --> 01:05:56.360
because you need you have had trouble
sleeping and you need under put your sleep.

1103
01:05:56.400 --> 01:05:58.480
No, no, I love cricket. Ali, it's really good at

1104
01:05:58.480 --> 01:06:02.119
cricket actually, which is cool.
But the thing is the umpires now they

1105
01:06:02.199 --> 01:06:04.519
make so many mistakes. I just
don't understand what's the point because now they

1106
01:06:04.599 --> 01:06:08.559
just reviewed a decision as like the
umpire was in correct reverse and I'm like,

1107
01:06:08.760 --> 01:06:11.679
then what's the fucking point, Like, you know, if we've got

1108
01:06:11.679 --> 01:06:15.079
the technology now to see whether it
actually was out or not, then besides

1109
01:06:15.119 --> 01:06:16.800
tradition, what is the actual point
of having an umpire. Let's just have

1110
01:06:16.960 --> 01:06:20.199
robot mPire. If you think it
was out, okay, they have reviews

1111
01:06:20.199 --> 01:06:23.519
and you can get like three reviews
and if you get it wrong, you

1112
01:06:23.599 --> 01:06:25.960
lose a review. That's right,
you keep your reviews right, That's where

1113
01:06:25.960 --> 01:06:29.159
it works in cricket. But it's
like if it's if we can work up

1114
01:06:29.280 --> 01:06:30.159
it actually was out, let's just
do that. If you're going to have

1115
01:06:30.199 --> 01:06:33.880
a human, they have a human
there. And just like gold umpires in

1116
01:06:34.400 --> 01:06:36.840
in AFL, like they would say, oh, we're reviewing to see what

1117
01:06:36.920 --> 01:06:40.559
it was touched on, and it's
like, what's the point. Yeah,

1118
01:06:40.800 --> 01:06:43.639
just you know, don't have an
infrared thing between the gold posts. Like,

1119
01:06:43.719 --> 01:06:47.199
yeah, that definitely went through.
Anyway, enough about umpires. Thanks

1120
01:06:47.239 --> 01:06:50.039
Andrew J P. Sorry we didn't
answer you a question. And Astley,

1121
01:06:50.079 --> 01:06:54.840
A lot of people refer to Brazilian
Ronaldo as Fat Ronaldo or o g Ronaldo

1122
01:06:54.960 --> 01:07:00.360
due to the emergence of Portuguese superstar
Christian Christiano Ronaldo Ronaldo. Yeah, what

1123
01:07:00.519 --> 01:07:02.320
is your opinion on the term og? Personally? I hate it. I

1124
01:07:02.360 --> 01:07:05.960
thought it was original great, which
would be fine, but apparently it's original

1125
01:07:06.000 --> 01:07:10.119
Gangster. It is indeed, yes, because one of my favorite albums when

1126
01:07:10.159 --> 01:07:14.519
I was a young man was Og
Original Gangster by iced T. But no

1127
01:07:14.840 --> 01:07:18.679
OG was a fucking red album.
I mean I really loved it. Yeah,

1128
01:07:18.679 --> 01:07:21.599
and that was the first time I
heard the term og. Okay,

1129
01:07:21.679 --> 01:07:26.519
and yeah, it's I love how
it's sort of become part of the vernacular

1130
01:07:26.519 --> 01:07:30.760
in a lot of ways when you're
should not referring to the Offspring's original prankster.

1131
01:07:33.880 --> 01:07:38.639
Actually, that's a line in the
in one of the songs on Original

1132
01:07:38.679 --> 01:07:42.599
Gangs because he's making fun of Oprah
or something. Then he's still doing an

1133
01:07:42.599 --> 01:07:45.719
Oprah boys saying he's not your everyday
tape prankster. It's like, no,

1134
01:07:45.880 --> 01:07:50.719
I'm olg the original gangster. It's
like, oh dope, his skinny little

1135
01:07:50.760 --> 01:07:54.920
white guy walking around going yeah,
I'm the original gangster. I just remember,

1136
01:07:55.000 --> 01:07:56.960
like the Offspring when I was younger, just felt like they were just

1137
01:07:57.039 --> 01:08:00.400
these white guys trying to be like
cool, like that original Presce song.

1138
01:08:00.440 --> 01:08:03.440
He is like, you know what
spells like ship? Only like a little

1139
01:08:03.480 --> 01:08:06.960
eight year old way. You're like, yeah, pretty fly for a white

1140
01:08:08.000 --> 01:08:10.840
gum. Yeah, my friend's got
a was it? My friend's got a

1141
01:08:10.920 --> 01:08:15.760
job? Note, but why didn't
you get a job? It's only that

1142
01:08:15.880 --> 01:08:18.720
something will just go viral for a
day and a couple of days ago.

1143
01:08:19.039 --> 01:08:21.680
I saw Harrison Ford trending like three
days ago, and my heart stopped for

1144
01:08:21.760 --> 01:08:25.920
us. Oh yeah, I'm almost
I'm amost kid. IM gonna wake up.

1145
01:08:25.920 --> 01:08:27.920
And Christal Walkan's going to be dead. It's like, oh man,

1146
01:08:28.079 --> 01:08:30.760
I mean you wake them sometimes,
like what Raylely would have died what not.

1147
01:08:31.159 --> 01:08:32.880
But you know some of these people
are getting older. It's like,

1148
01:08:32.920 --> 01:08:35.479
oh, you know, one day
you're gonna wake up Michael Caine did at

1149
01:08:35.520 --> 01:08:39.600
ninety one. Fucking hell. Yeah. That's how I felt when Betty White

1150
01:08:39.720 --> 01:08:41.680
was gone. I was like,
oh she nearly got to one hundred and

1151
01:08:41.920 --> 01:08:46.560
ninety nine. Damn Yeah. Anyway, yes, changing, oh yeah.

1152
01:08:47.439 --> 01:08:51.920
So many people putting up the clip
for the Alien Anthem cover of Smooth Criminal.

1153
01:08:53.159 --> 01:08:57.239
Why I don't know, because it's
like dumb. There was that guy

1154
01:08:57.279 --> 01:09:00.520
in the background. Oh now,
yeah, there's the base who's like a

1155
01:09:00.600 --> 01:09:03.119
really heavy set who sort of likes
like the lead singer from smash Mouth,

1156
01:09:03.199 --> 01:09:05.760
just one of those he looks like
he's from Insane clam Possy Yeah yeah,

1157
01:09:05.800 --> 01:09:09.159
but he's just really getting into it, and they're all into it. It's

1158
01:09:09.199 --> 01:09:12.199
fantastic. And I remember back in
the day I thinking, God, this

1159
01:09:12.319 --> 01:09:15.159
is just trashy sort of frat rock
or something. It's it's actually a pretty

1160
01:09:15.199 --> 01:09:18.720
kick ass cover. It's a kick
ass cover, you know it. It's

1161
01:09:18.800 --> 01:09:21.640
got it. I've got the monkey
in there. The sort of a poke

1162
01:09:21.680 --> 01:09:25.960
fun at Michael Jackson's and bubbles and
you've got a little kid doing all the

1163
01:09:26.039 --> 01:09:29.560
my in a pro wrestling ring,
which is huge at the time. Yeah,

1164
01:09:29.840 --> 01:09:31.800
it was like, oh yeah,
that's right, two thousand and one,

1165
01:09:32.039 --> 01:09:34.359
you know, September eleven, not
would stand make the bad touches.

1166
01:09:34.760 --> 01:09:40.239
I believe Blood Hand Gang. Yeah, Oh my gosh, yeah lot.

1167
01:09:41.039 --> 01:09:43.840
I've said this so many times,
but my theory still stands up. It's,

1168
01:09:45.159 --> 01:09:46.560
you know, the Bellock theory of
like you take something worthless, you

1169
01:09:46.640 --> 01:09:48.239
bury it in the sand for a
while, you dig it up and it's

1170
01:09:48.239 --> 01:09:51.479
like, now it's priceless. Yeah
yeah, Blood Hand Gang and Italian Farmer

1171
01:09:51.560 --> 01:09:56.399
now the ship. My kids now
love. Speaking of covers, their favorite

1172
01:09:56.399 --> 01:10:00.600
song at the moment is hey Bee
beadj what a fuck and sing along that

1173
01:10:00.960 --> 01:10:05.439
it's now become a song at the
crowd chance at the cricket So I can't

1174
01:10:05.439 --> 01:10:09.000
wait. You want to the Elliot's
first cricket match next Friday, one day

1175
01:10:09.279 --> 01:10:12.760
Monday match Australia West Indies, And
I can't wait for like eighty thousand people

1176
01:10:12.760 --> 01:10:15.600
singing Hey baby, that's gonna be
very very good. Just a couple more

1177
01:10:15.680 --> 01:10:18.000
questions and we'll get out of here. Chris Clark, I know you aren't

1178
01:10:18.079 --> 01:10:20.520
big gamers, but is there any
DA game you've played or seen that you

1179
01:10:20.560 --> 01:10:24.520
think really transcends being just a game
for kids? For me, that game

1180
01:10:24.600 --> 01:10:28.079
is Portal two. I'll have to
find a game for kids. That's a

1181
01:10:28.079 --> 01:10:30.479
good point. I mean what I
from what I understand, Red Dead Redemption

1182
01:10:30.720 --> 01:10:35.159
is kind of interesting or GTA is
like the game and GTA six have had

1183
01:10:35.199 --> 01:10:38.760
the trailer come out recently, and
like that just seems to be the game.

1184
01:10:38.920 --> 01:10:43.239
I honestly call me crazy, Guys, I've never played GTA. I've

1185
01:10:43.239 --> 01:10:45.119
never played it. Oh yeah,
that's right. Sorry, I was thinking

1186
01:10:45.159 --> 01:10:47.439
of like, for a second,
I was thinking Grand Arisma, which is

1187
01:10:47.479 --> 01:10:50.680
a racing game. GTA is like
the one man shoot hookers and stuff.

1188
01:10:50.760 --> 01:10:55.720
Correct now, fun fact, the
guy who you apparently buy guns from,

1189
01:10:55.840 --> 01:10:59.319
like like the main store or something
you buy guns from voice by Jim Cummings

1190
01:11:00.039 --> 01:11:02.000
for real, because Jim's like nephew. Once he's like, did I spy

1191
01:11:02.039 --> 01:11:03.720
a gun off you? And he's
like, I don't think. Somebody's like

1192
01:11:03.760 --> 01:11:06.479
did you voice his character in GT? And he's like maybe, and he

1193
01:11:06.600 --> 01:11:13.600
did? I remember that. Oh
boy, what is your favorite Andrew JP

1194
01:11:13.840 --> 01:11:16.960
question? That's from Andrew Swan?
Also back up, what is your favorite

1195
01:11:17.000 --> 01:11:24.279
Andrew Swan question? This one?
Well, I mean I did give Andrew

1196
01:11:24.359 --> 01:11:29.079
JP a shout out in the in
calling for Malbourne submissions, so I think

1197
01:11:29.119 --> 01:11:31.399
he deserved it because he is our
He's our main male bag man. Yeah,

1198
01:11:31.399 --> 01:11:34.479
Andrew Swan's our man helping us with
the Fortiguuscant discord, which'd been going

1199
01:11:34.520 --> 01:11:36.560
on there daily now. So if
you're not following us on discord yet,

1200
01:11:36.600 --> 01:11:39.640
make sure you do so. He
can only be part of the main group

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by being a support of ours on
Patreon. But but yeah, if you

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become a supporter of ours, you
can get the link to the discord and

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you can join us and chat with
me and all the other fun patrons on

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there every single day. Devid Mott
has ever been an obsession that kept you

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up all night or at least way
after you usually got a bed, games,

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movie, TV series anything. It's
just the modern binge watch now,

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isn't it very much? So?
Yeah, yeah, I think the last

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one for me it was well,
watch an entire series one go maybe a

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Stranger Thing season four? Oh yeah, that doesn't sound about it, right.

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Yeah, that's that's the kind of
show that's like, oh, just

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one more and then then you look
at and go, oh my god,

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this next episode is like two hours
long. Yeah. I when I get

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to the end, I was like, I watched this much. Most watched

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the end. I wasn't like a
huge family. I was like, it's

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one of those shows where I'm like, I feel like I just have to

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watch it. I always feel like
it's one of those shows where it's like

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I keep forgetting how much I do
enjoy it. Like there's there's been such

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long gaps between each season, and
then you get there it's like that big

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that last gap was too big.
Yeah. Yeah, but it's like,

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oh, I keep forgetting that this
show. You know, it's oh,

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we're eaties nostalgia and kids and stuff
like that, and then you realize I

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don't really go for the gusto.
When it comes to the gore and the

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violence, it's like, yeah,
good, getting worse and worse, isn't

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it, I mean like as in
more violent. Oh yeah. I remember

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watching season three and thinking, oh, this is gruesome. Yeah, the

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season four is even the next level. Yeah. Brian Hughes who was the

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who's been the worst celebrity guest star
ever? And why is it Ronaldo?

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That's not correct, Brian, Can
I remind you that we had Andy Dick

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a couple of weeks ago. Yes, that's true. It doesn't matter what

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the fucker said. Him being on
the show was just confusing at best.

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Yeah, that's the best way to
put it. Why why was he there?

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Why was he there? So weird? Josh Hallie Hamilton says, obviously,

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I know you guys follow football,
but do you also follow normal football?

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Soccer and doesn't have much of a
presence in Australia. It's getting better,

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doesn't have a huge presence. I
feel when the World Cups are on,

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it's huge. Everyone's talking about it, but it's one of those things

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where it's like the hot it's not
the hot thing at the time, but

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it doesn't have really sort of like
it's growing. If you follow it,

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I'm sure you feel like it's growing, but it's nowhere near on the level

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of Australian In Australia, it is
gaining ground, yeah, I mean,

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as we mentioned, the Matilla's certainly
did a lot for it. Yeah,

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but there is a team in Queen's
Park Rangers. They have a similar uniform

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to Geelong. They have like QBR
light blue instead of dark blue. So

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my uncle follows QPR. That's what
we've got formed. For Christmas, we

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01:13:53.640 --> 01:13:57.000
got him a personalized QPR moreover in
England our top and brought it back from

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01:13:57.000 --> 01:13:59.359
his Christmas present. But yeah,
QPR, I guess I guess they're my

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team. But anyway, thank you
guys for all of your questions here on

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the mail bank. Don't forget Simpson's
Mailbak at gmail dot com. This has

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been our review of March Gamer.
The next season eighteen episode we shall be

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reviewing here on the show will be
The Boys of Bummer. Now. I

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remember this episode when I rewatched it
a couple of weeks ago, being quite

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just me mean spirited for the sake
of being mean spirited, which I'd never

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01:14:17.760 --> 01:14:21.000
like. You know, Bart ruins
a sporting game and the town hates him

1254
01:14:21.000 --> 01:14:25.039
for it. It's a take on
how we when someone's playing well, we

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01:14:25.159 --> 01:14:27.239
love them as soon as they make
one mistake. It's like you're a West

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01:14:27.279 --> 01:14:29.840
person in the world, which we
can probably relate to you in Australia because

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we do love that sport. And
we do. We build these athletes up

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01:14:31.600 --> 01:14:33.720
like their heroes, but the second
I make a mistake, they're just the

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01:14:33.800 --> 01:14:36.119
West person ever. But anyway,
the Boys bum will be the next season

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01:14:36.159 --> 01:14:40.079
eighteen episode. Don't forget we're going
to be doing We've got plenty of coming

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guests like Tom Debatoure, which is
gonna be a really interesting chat, don't

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you think I reckon so absolutely,
he's gonna want to talk to you about

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your dad therapy ses. All right, guys, think again a free suport.

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Don't forget. Rate and reviewers on
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1265
01:14:54.840 --> 01:14:57.119
few kind words as well. Chuck
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on Patreon links in the description of
this pod, But for now, Asadavis

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an final words for those incredible listeners
out there, Well, like the Shadowy

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Night, I am off to activate
my Level seven Power Stones.