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When your old career gives you lemons
throwing some ice mix in some vodkas.

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Call it a podcast from the Mac
of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven

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by Victor Chrysler Dots Jeep Ram.
It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast.

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Well, hello and happy Halloween because
we're taking it on Halloween nights. Thanks

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for getting your pot on. Thanks
for telling a friend. That's how we

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spread the word about the pirate ship
in costume Tonight's hawk. You know what

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I'm saying, baby, Oh,
Bill Fied has been around since sixty eight

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in Vegas. You know what,
Caesar fails. I played a double show

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with Bill. He opened up for
me for I almost that five to ten

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minutes. What do you sing?
Rock and Robin and Monster mashback then Bury

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Monster mash It's rights you and Wayne
Newton? Yeah, doing lines all night?

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Waye you're knocking on the door,
like, come on, let me

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in. Wayne Newton, whose face
is tighter than in the other part of

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his body. My god, that
is how old is that guy out?

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He's got to be eighty oh at
least, and he's still out under over

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when Wayne shows Wayne Newton doing stuff. Yes, people still go to see

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Wayne Newton. Yeah, wouldn't you
go? No? Would your mom go?

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No? No, no, not
a fan. My parents came.

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He's eighty one. My parents came
to see me in Hollywood when I lived

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out there, and we went to
Vegas and I got him tickets for Wayne

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Newton, and my dad said he
still performed really well, I'm sure he

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does. Yeah, doing it for
so long, yeah, mail it in

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after a while. Does he still
do that thing where he goes around the

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band and plays every instrument during one
song? Yes? Oh really Yeah?

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From when I remember, Oh that's
funny, I usually played the buffet.

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Yeah, you look like it working
out. Looks like just got there with

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a Smorgan sports. Did you uh
as a kid? Do you go out

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trick or treating in Halloween? And? Oh? Yeah? Did you ever

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do? As you get older,
you get into any Shenanigans, throwing eggs?

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Do anything like? No, no, every once in a while.

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I remember a couple of years back
seeing some broken eggs when I was walking

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one of the boys around, and
I thought, yeah, good, I

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like that. I like that.
I like it because it's just that you

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couldn't throw eggs. You got to
drive three miles of your neighbor's house that

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I did throw and then throw it
to wake up the chickens. I mean,

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what a mess you went cow tipping, didn't you. I will tell

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you that I don't believe that that
works. Yes, I have tried it,

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and I don't believe you can actually
typical. I will tell you honestly

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know IPEd a few waitresses no no, no, no, no, wait,

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those were halfers. Okay, there's
the difference. Excuse me out there,

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Atlantash. Yeah. But I remember, like, and I do remember

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kids jumping out of some woods,
some of the older guys in neighborhood,

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trying to steal our candy, and
then like everybody I was with scattered to

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this one kid. His name was
Jack Hoffman. We used to call him

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Jack off Man. And Jack ran
all the way to my house and he's

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huffing and puffing and he's like mister, and I stayed back because I was

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gonna fight for my candy. And
then one of the guys recognized he was

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like, it's Billy me, and
they were they were all cool, but

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uh, I just I remember all
that stuff, and I thought there's an

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innocence to that. Like now,
you're almost afraid to let you gotta go

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with your kid. I saw a
video, absolutely well, I saw a

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video. It's me and my kid
is now thirteen. I must have gone

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on Facebook live. It popped up
in my memories and it's me and Jamison

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trick or treating and he goes up
to some house and they're like, take

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a fistfold. So he takes a
fistful and the lady goes, no,

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no, no, my hands are
bigger, and she reaches in and she

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goes, I just want to get
rid of the candy. She throws in

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there, and he turns to the
camera goes, happy Halloween, everybody,

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this is awesome, and he goes
run. There was the cutest thing.

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I would have remembered it had it
not popped up on Facebook. It actually

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made me a little sad. And
then I thought, well, even if

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he lived with me, now,
we're not doing that. He's thirteen,

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you know could do that are great
to have, well, the memories are

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great to have. But then I
started thinking about you know, Halloween,

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and did you ever do things that
you Never threw eggs, never threw eggs

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at cars or anything. No,
that's wrong, Yes it was wrong.

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Yeah, it didn't matter. How
about I know the answer with Danny.

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But in a small town, we
did. Oh yeah, that's what I'm

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saying. In a small we would
dress up in like dark clothing and we

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would go around and throw like eggs, or we would throw a toilet paper,

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we'd throw balloons full of shaving cream
or whatever we could. But that

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was just one time, just one
year. After that, it just okay,

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we've had our farm, we're done. No, we wanted to do

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it. Well. I remember,
like we used to throw snowballs. And

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I remember once my buddy and I
we were older, we were like fifteen

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sixteen. He nailed the windshield and
I hit the back windshield and this truck

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locked up its brakes and was on
a highway and the guy came like,

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we ran up back up this hill
and we're hiding in the house and then

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all of a sudden there's a knock
on the door and it's just like real

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redneck guy's got a leather strap with
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Other what the fuck it was it
incisor yeah, and then uh,

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you know, we leave, and
then later on we come back and his

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Mom's like, hey, somebody stopped
buying and said there were because we lied.

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We're like, oh no, the
dog was going crazy and yeah,

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I go, I saw some kids
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in the snow up to the house, you know, like there was no

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hiding and uh And she said,
well, he said, if you guys

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don't talk, he's gonna call the
uh, the state troopers. I don't

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think we ever because the state troopers
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We didn't have a sheriff's department.
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but he said state troopers. So
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that broken window theory. Do you
remember the broken window theory? The broken

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window theories from like the early eighties, as sociologist came up with the idea

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that in urban areas, when you
had a broken window, it was a

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sign of crime, and if you
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would lead to bigger and bigger and
bigger crime. And I think we're starting

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to see that today because I go, you know, like a lot of

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broken windows on the outside. Yeah, you know what I'm saying, Like

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I went in urban environments there's a
lot of that shit, And I go,

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it's a weird thing because I was
thinking as a kid, they would

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go to your parents or they would
go to the cops, and you were

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kind of like and you just never
did it again, right, And I

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remember somebody else getting in trouble and
they called the cops and they pressed charges.

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Somebody was smashing mailboxes and they caught
them. They would fit the baseball

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bat out. And it was always
this one teacher who lived around the corner

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that everybody hated and missus fleming.
Their mailbox was always smashed. And I

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think her husband wound up pressing charges
on somebody and he said, look,

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I'm doing this for your own good. And in a way, you know

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what that seems like as a young
guy, he's something easy to say for

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my own good. But in a
way it kind of deterred you from doing

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shitty things and shipping up the nails. If you actually got in trouble,

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you went to jail. Now you
have appearance tickets and you get four or

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five of them and nobody cares.
Okay. So that's the thing is they

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say that when you start seeing broken
windows, clearly nobody cares it almost encourages

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further crime. And I was thinking
about it, and I go, that's

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interesting because we had the Kia Boys, and yeah, what's that one that

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I ever heard of? It?
We haven't heard a lot, but back

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at Saint Patrick's Day, just as
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Uh, Sheriff Baxter told me about
I think it was a twelve or

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thirteen year old kid who got picked
up for the eighth time being part of

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a group stealing the eighth eighth time. Right, So, broken window theory,

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being slap on the wrint, nobody
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I'm watching on X the other day
and I don't know what city it was.

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It could have been in La,
I'm not sure. They're walking into

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a store. They got bags and
bolt cutters and they're going in and it's

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daylight and they didn't give a shit. They were closing down twenty to thirty

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stores nationwide because Walgreens closed the lot
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Francisco. Yeah, so I mean, but they're just walking in and taking

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ship. Yeah, welcome to George
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is fucking wild and I'm like,
boy, that made that broken window theory

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in my head when I thought about
it, that they had a point that

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you cracked down on it and took
a little pride in your neighborhood and that

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was it. And I thought that
I saw yesterday. I didn't get to

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read the story that Baxter they were
going to try to reduce the crime to

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a misdemeanor for stuff like that so
they could actually go after the offenders.

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Well that could be. I don't
know that. I mean that just came

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yesterday, but the strategy being like
if they reduced the penalty, then they

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could go actually like hold these kids. I don't know how it works.

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I have to look more into it, but I mean they got to do

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something, yeah, because like the
Shah, I mean, sorry, but

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like we need we need law and
order here. Yeah, we don't have

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it a New York sting. So
it's like that mischief the egg thing,

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and like where someone really you know, was really pissed, like you threw

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an egg or you toilet paper.
They were pissed, and you never did

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it again because you kind of saw
the consequences. They threatened me with cops,

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they did whatever, and then things
now here we are. I don't

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know, it's it's it's weird.
I wonder. Also, I don't want

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to blame TV, but I wonder, Like about twenty years ago, we

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started to see more and more television
shows that didn't have consequences for actions,

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right, like the Sopranos, they'd
whack a guy nobody ever got caught like

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it have about thirty eight times that
just then they just go on their business.

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There consequences if you didn't play by
their rules, you were getting shot,

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right, but but still like you'll
be like, okay, just move

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on, or like we're that show
Skins. There's a show on MTV called

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Skins, and it was geared towards
teenagers and they would always do stupid stuff

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and get in trust not get in
trouble, to like mischievous stuff, but

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there were no consequences if finally,
like somebody spoke up and they canceled the

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show because they're like, look,
this is like encouraging kids to go out

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and do stupid stuff thinking there aren't
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And we actually discussed it on CMF
and they canceled the show because enough parents

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were outraged and saying, look,
you're putting this out there. You give

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a kid's ideas, but you're not
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Like in the eighties and nineties there
were TV shows with consequences if you

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drank it like stay by the Bell. You drank and you drove, you

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got in trouble. Yeah you know, so, I don't know, there

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needs to be something done. But
that broken window through your eggain taking it

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into and Halloween there was there used
to be mischief and it was minor shit,

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but you got away with it,
so you would do it again the

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next year got caught. That was
when you know this, there's no more

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boys will be boys. No,
no, it's not. No slamp on

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the wrist, another pressing your luck
and driving through traffic doing wheeling. Well,

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there could be a time for boys
being boys when it was just like

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that type of stuff and that was
as bad as they would get. But

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now even there, I mean when
boys being boys it was still like the

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fathers would come at you. Yeah, but they would come at you and

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yell at you or had father gottick. You could go back and laugh at

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that stuff. You can't go back
and laugh at like getting your car stolen

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and a guy coming out of his
house and shooting a kid for doing it,

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right, I remember we did that. That's just where. Yeah,

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if you could find somebody who stole
the car. Well, there was a

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guy who went chasing or in Rochester
when chasing after somebody who stole his wife's

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car and shot and I think hit
the kid. I don't know that it

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killed the kid, but it hit
the kid. And there is somebody where

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you go. Yeah, that's what
I'm trying to prevent by pressing charges,

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so you'll never do this again,
because next time you you may not walk

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out of it out of this one, you know. And then and that's

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the ship it. It's it's strange
as you see all this stuff because I

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like to think I'm not, uh
it's super political on it or anything,

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but I go, boy, we
are fucking it up in some system.

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You know, you see it,
you uber, absolutely, you see it

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all over absolutely that in the small
town democratic status, yes, late and

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simple. Yeah, the common sense
it does seem like they were be linear

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logic to some of this stuff,
right. You know, you're going after

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the people with the guns and the
permits that have gotten them legally. But

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I don't hear anything about gun trade
or catching anybody doing that. No,

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no ghost guns, all this stuff, all the ghost guns. Are we

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catching anybody or we are investigating.
I saw three kids like walking around his

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Ghostbuster. It's like down the street. I pulled in. I'm like,

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where's he got? Yeah? Oh
he died. Okay. That is a

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good thing about Facebook. I look
I totally look forward to all the pictures

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of the kids and the creativity out
there, even the adult parties. My

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sister has done some of the most
amazing costumes for her kids. She made

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this year. My niece was caught
in a rainstorm, so she has a

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cloud over her with rain coming down. She put like a wire in her

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hair so it looks like it's blown
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pushed inside out. But my sister
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got to see it. And then
last year was my nephew being taken by

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aliens. It was spaceship over him
with all this and a light that came

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down on him. Really yeah.
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wanted to be a genie on a
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flying and my sister maybe that.
Yeah, wow, this was this is

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the the leg like a condom.
I know, I saw it at first

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I thought it was a condom.
But it's a leg lamb. It's a

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leg lamp from Chris Crystal Story and
Flick And they won first prize. Second

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prize went to a guy who looked
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a couple of flying monkeys from Wizard
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of my buddy. He was dressed
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like anyone first play. Well,
this is all what you DJed a party

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Lachlan's Yeah, yeah, it was
a good time. Is that where you

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got those shades? Huh? I've
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My dad had so many pairs.
Oh, this is from his Elvis stuff.

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I bought these years ago. Who's
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mean your favorite? In other words? Version? Like, is it like

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the fifties Elves, the Certain Tie? Is it seventies Elvis? Is it

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Armie Elvis? Elvis on the Hawaiian
Elvis on the crapper Elvis from Hawaiian?

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Yeah, that was a good Yeah, you had some good movies. Not

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a lot, but a few.
Johous rock, Let Me Tender. He

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was actually funny if you look watch
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was actually funny. Yeah, Elvis, you're supposed to be in the stars

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born with Yes, he was.
Yeah, And the colonel didn't like Barbarus

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Stris and so went to Chris Christophers
and did you were you ever? Like?

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How old were you when you first
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I was in the cradle or something. I don't know, four or five,

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Okay, when you got older as
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When he did Elvis for the first
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he comes out on stage and all
the girls, oh, how mad.

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I'm like, oh my god,
dude, that you're dead, you know,

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And then my buddies and his parents
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it's entertainment. So yeah, you
get to learn, yes, but it's

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a weird thing. It would be
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teenager, you're embarrassed by your parents. You don't want him around, especially

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when he's wearing a jump through suit
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of South Park. We're whing.
Guitar Hero was all the rage. So

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the kids are playing Guitar Hero.
It stands Dad Randy walks in in an

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Elvis jumpsuit and he starts playing like
carry out my Wayward Son on the guitar.

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By kids just like what the hell
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What like a real guitar? And
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like, no, Dad, no, do you ever embarrass your kids?

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She's just I'm sure. I I'm
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there wasn't a lot of stuff and
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so I don't know. I'm sure
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and things, and I would try
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one of them because he would overreact
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of Halloween, I think I was
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my dad was living on uh down
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had Halloween party. They took us
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who was in a band, Kenny
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talked to the graveyard. What yeah, And they let him put the coffin

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in there and he was hiding in
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went into the sum did I didn't
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early on because I went the town
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Right the House of Guitars, it's
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building of the grange hall. I'm
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farmers went basically to sell their wares
like you free market in doors, got

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it, but it was called the
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was kind of it was sort of
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know, hey, hey Bob uh
having a lot of problem with the corn

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well, I got this, you
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of shit. So they turned it
into a haunted house. And I remember

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going in there and I was scared
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out and it was probably nothing,
but in my mind to this day,

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and I remember like I was shaking
and crying and one of the guys goes

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to my father's just waving off some
guy who was about to pop out,

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so that I just remember he had
a red light on his finger and he

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pointed to the exit and I couldn't
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I don't like him. I didn't
like haunted houses. I even went through

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once and tape myself on the radio
with Mark Franchek. We went through one

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and uh yeah, I was screaming. I was clinging, but like his

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back. I hate that shit.
I don't know what Mark. Mark probably

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was scared too. The big joke
about Mark was that he was like an

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elephant, right if he saw him. Oh, imagine this big, like

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two and fifty pound dude who like
you. Still, every time somebody got

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fired, he would walk them out
because he likes the station bout like you

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know, Billy, I'm scared of
I'm scared of my so I I think

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pops out. Man, I'm gonna
crap my pants on your shoes if you

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do this. Yeah, see thewh
Danny's buzzing. All right, we'll take

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them moment lot when we come back. Changes in the NFL. Changes for

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everybody in this room has a team
that they UH favor in the NFL,

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and those teams it's only two of
them I think did pretty well. The

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deadline. We'll get into that next, but first, Comedy at the Carlton

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has the very funny Dray Davis,
who you may remember from the show Empire

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if you watch that on Fox.
He played a hit man on season one

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and two. He was Taraji p
Henson who played Cookie. He was her

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cousin. He was also in a
movie that I loved called grow House with

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Lil duval Uh. Dray Davis is
one funny dude man. He's had all

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kinds of specials. He's been all
over Comedy Central and he's had Comedy at

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the Carlson Thursday Night two shows,
Friday Night seven and and again Saturday Night

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seven and nine. Catch this guy, You're gonna love him. Day Ray

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Davis Cobblestone on main dot com Iron
Smoke Distillery where they just released Rattlesnake Rosies

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Pumpkin spice. Get that for the
holidays. Wouln't that be nice? Matter

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of fact, why don't you get
over there tonight Wednesday, November first for

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live band karaoke. Get yourself a
nice cocktail, maybe maybe with Rattlesnake rosies

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pumpkin spice, and you get to
sing like a rock Start with a live

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band. Now, I would never
get on stage and sing. But I

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have enjoyed watching live band karaoke.
There's something cooler about it almost. It

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brings to the person singing. I
don't know to life more. Is that

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possible with a live band? I've
seen it. It's a whole lot of

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fun that is happening tonight Wednesday,
November one, Tomorrow Night Acoustic session with

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Double Dose from seven thirty to ten
thirty, and then on Friday night Alison

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and Matt doing the Friday Acoustic Sunset
sessions. And then at eight thirty,

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Oh the night is gonna take the
stage performing classic rock from the seventies all

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the way to the two thousands.
You're gonna love them. And it's all

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happening at Iron Smoke Distillery in Fairport, New York. Baby, Happy Halloween,

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everybody, Welcome to the Number one
podcast and all the rock shot shot

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to my left, a ghoulish fiend
making you happy five times a week,

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The Admiral of the Airways as you
know, the Poindexter Podcast, the grip

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Keeper of Ceremonies, mister boom moorAnd
how's that? That was awesome? Yeah?

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You did that? Was that was? Like? Is this Ray Parker's

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only hitting yeah, and then I
guess soon because it was the same I

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Want a New Drug by Huey Lewis. Holy cow, I didn't know that

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it really is. I didn't either, And I think this was like No.

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Number one for the year came out? Was it eighty four eighty five

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in in somewhere in England? Yeah, hang on, I gotta play Huet

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Lewis good by the way Huey Lewis, and he doesn't anymore. David Roth

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had the same exact voice. I
think, so oh yeah, well,

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Huey Lewis I always liked because Huey
Kewey's a Cornell guy dropped out, was

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a math major. I wonder if
you went to school with Kevin Williams.

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Uh could have Well, I don't
know. They may be around the same

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age. I'm not sure. I
think I think he was older. Okay,

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yeah, because he's not performing anymore
because of Meneer's disease. What is

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that? It's like, uh no, it's with the hearing. You can't

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hear, you can't hear, you
can't sing, your pictures off, everything's

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off, and like people were making
fun of him at stuff and us clusters.

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Oh my god, I'm playing with
the same holy ship. Oh yeah,

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they're they're very Oh my god,
I didn't know that. Wow.

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I just remember John Candy was in
the video for the Ghostbuster video. A

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bunch of actors were yeah in the
video, right, Terry Garia Dante veto

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Chevy Chase at head and flipping a
cigarette in his mouth. A lot of

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kids. I'm too legit to quit
all those sports. Cherry Clanville. Yes,

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yeah, Now, I thought,
when you go to court to fight

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a uh copyright law or whatever it
is, where you're sitting Ray Parker,

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what do you do at the courthouse? Right, I'm bringing that back.

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I'm bringing back we have our house
was where we used to go down and

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ask people what they're doing at the
courthouse. Actually, we have suitsdays when

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you were here because you'd fucking die. Yeah, dog, it was so

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much fun to do. So which
vice president. I dropped people off and

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picked him up at the courthouse.
When you pick him up, you're like,

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you already know how other days go? You know how you doing?

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No? No, you know,
no, man, it's just funck.

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I got fuck today, Like,
yeah, gosh, you look right then

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you look at the time on you
over like fifteen minutes, like, gosh,

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hear this guy's life story. Well, yes, there are. Yeah,

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I won't say anymore. Yeah,
I was about to say something,

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and I'll be saying too much about
something. I don't break into my own

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house. Is my house come in? Then I'm not breaking in. And

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if I lost my motherfucker key,
I'm not getting she ain't. Oh but

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I'm getting my house. I'm paying
the bells that motherfucker. You know what

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I'm saying. Dog, I'm like, yeah, I know what you're saying.

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Yeah, absolutely, dog, I
swear to God. You have to

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write a book or you have to
do like you need to get a dash

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cam, you know what I mean. If there was a way, I

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don't think Uber would allow you.
You've got to register it with Wait a

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second, you can yeah, I
don't know if you can use it.

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I guess there's a way you can
record your trips. Yeah, and you

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can't listen to them. The writer
can't listen to them. But if ever

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it comes up in court, I
got it. Okay, Okay, somebody

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just told me about this yesterday,
all right, because you know, like

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the taxi cab confessions. Now I
started, you got to sign a waiver

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right yet? But I started watching
Uber I think it was called uber Cab

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on Netflix. How it came to
be you know, and how they're yeah,

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was it became? Eh man?
But interesting in is it one of

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those three part series they could have
done in an hour? I don't know

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because I only watched like two episodes, so it seemed like it was more

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of a series. But it was
you know, getting the funding and you

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know, it's basically starting a business
and then fighting city hall and trying to

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push and being a disruptor and that
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think the gig economy has changed the
world. I think that, you know,

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I I don't know what people are
doing, but I hear even Matt

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Rees sat here last night and goes, yeah, man, I had six

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people sign up to do interviews for
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in the bTB. One person showed
up and that person came in. They

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were there Friday and they didn't show
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I go so much on. What
is going on? Is that you work

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in the hospitality business. I right, we got a good crew where I

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work at Forest Hilts. Yeah,
that's what they do to the people.

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Danny was there with his left couple
weeks ago. Great food for it.

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It came out, you guys,
Yeah, I heard it came out.

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Did you eat? No? I
hadn't been hating. Okay, I hate

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a cherry. How was your man
hand? Yeah? I heard you and

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Kevin had a band date. It's
a mandate, relax man dated. Your

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man was good? Yeah? Rabbit
hole bourbon made by a great by tenor

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probably really dressed up and looking good, overdressed, overdressed, probably over everything.

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Everybody's over me. I had no
idea, and I'm going, is

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it all this stuff like okay cooks
notoriously or this is what my one of

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my old owners told me. They're
usually on drugs. They're uh laid in

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child support. They want to be
paid in cash. And when you do

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pay with cash, they don't pay
their child's before they go out and get

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more drugs than they don't show up
the next week. So, and it

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is it's not easy being in they
kitchen. No, it's not. I've

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cooked a couple of times fries burgers, and once you you know, you're

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trying to keep everything going, and
Danish pressure you kinda you gotta work into

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it and it's tighter than hell.
Usually yeah, you know, and but

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here somebody sends food back and it's
like any But if you need like people,

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here's what Matt said. Most people
will say I need the work.

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I need the work, So you
okay, and I I get the impression.

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Like I only met Matt through the
podcast, but he's the kind of

407
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:07,759
guy. And I believe this for
most of the world, and I've said

408
00:27:07,759 --> 00:27:11,480
it for years and Danny knows it. If you show an effort, I

409
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:15,680
think people will meet you halfway.
And by that I believe that too.

410
00:27:15,799 --> 00:27:17,960
You know what, if you want
to work, if you want to find

411
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,359
a way to work, yes,
if you want to even if you don't.

412
00:27:19,799 --> 00:27:23,359
Let's say I interview you and you
hit seven out of the ten criteria.

413
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:26,319
But I got somebody else who's got
nine out of the ten. But

414
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:30,720
there's something missing, and it's drive. I can see it in this person

415
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,440
and not in that person. I'll
take the seven out of ten because he's

416
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:36,039
willing to learn, and I'll get
him there. I'll get him there because

417
00:27:36,039 --> 00:27:38,079
he's going to show up. Nine
out of ten may not meaning they have

418
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:41,920
nine out of the ten things that
you know, we're looking for in the

419
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:45,880
ideal candidate, but that it's a
it's a I never I don't know what

420
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:48,759
that was. I don't know if
it's a I don't know. If I

421
00:27:48,839 --> 00:27:52,039
don't know, honestly, I'll say
this, I don't know if it's a

422
00:27:52,079 --> 00:27:57,279
sign of personal weakness where you just
ate shit and showed up, you know

423
00:27:57,319 --> 00:28:00,000
what I mean, Like even if
you hate the job. I I don't

424
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,039
think I ever quit a job ever
in my life. And I mean,

425
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:06,799
you know, I'm talking like construction
stuff. I used to get yelled at

426
00:28:06,839 --> 00:28:10,680
by guys, and I all,
I think my mother just ran into a

427
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:14,720
guy and he go and she said, oh, I saw Toby Ricadelli.

428
00:28:15,079 --> 00:28:18,759
I was at his uncle's the funeral
or something, and to Tolby, you

429
00:28:18,799 --> 00:28:22,319
would be probably in his late sixties
now. And then she said, uh,

430
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:26,240
he remembered you. I worked on
a construction crew with this guy when

431
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:29,559
I was fifteen to seventeen years old. And he goes, oh, yeah,

432
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:33,200
he couldn't. He would swing in
an ale forty five times and hit

433
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:36,000
it forty three, you know,
or hit it you know twenty whatever.

434
00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:37,720
I go, He's been doing the
same fucking joke. Forever, right,

435
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:42,279
But still those guys would chew your
ass out. They'd be pulling shit out

436
00:28:42,559 --> 00:28:45,519
like you. There were days where
you just felt like a complete piece of

437
00:28:45,559 --> 00:28:48,640
shit. I just kept showing up. I don't know, I just I

438
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:52,920
never quit anything, and that those
were probably the hardest jobs, and that

439
00:28:53,039 --> 00:28:56,680
was I was grunt guy. I
was going around with a magnet picking up

440
00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:02,599
things. I was sweeping the saw
dust off a roof before they came up

441
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:06,359
to lay part tar paper down on
a condo. So I'm two stories up

442
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,799
on plywood sweeping it. How would
osher feel about that? Right? Not

443
00:29:08,839 --> 00:29:12,920
a fucking thing. I saw guys
today changing a bulb on four ninety a

444
00:29:14,319 --> 00:29:18,400
basket in a great experience. Their
motherfucker blow in the breeze a little bit.

445
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:21,160
I go, man, that's a
job. I hope you're getting money,

446
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,079
but I go fuck. I used
to be on a roof at fifteen,

447
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:26,920
sweeping it up. No one gave
me ship. I don't cared.

448
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:30,119
Nobody cared aid rubbing in the wart
and taking a lamp. I watched this

449
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:33,839
is at fourteen years old, which
was two years before I was legally sped

450
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:37,440
to. Yes, yeah, but
the family restaurant that no, no,

451
00:29:37,359 --> 00:29:40,640
no, no, I think like
I think even if somebody came in and

452
00:29:40,759 --> 00:29:42,160
it would go, hey, I'm
trying to teach the kids some responsibility.

453
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:45,799
He's a family member. Whatever,
I got the parents' permission that he could

454
00:29:45,839 --> 00:29:49,279
probably yelled at man by the cooks, the same cooks who were like,

455
00:29:49,319 --> 00:29:52,519
you know, needed drugs. Yes, you know, they'd be like,

456
00:29:52,599 --> 00:29:56,599
come out, let's cow, we
need plates. But I don't get the

457
00:29:56,720 --> 00:30:00,880
not showing up for the gig.
I start to thinking too many kids have

458
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:03,400
been seeing it through generations. All
right, So okay, so now now

459
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:11,279
you got me going Now I'm wound
up America. No, I'm not sure

460
00:30:11,279 --> 00:30:15,119
about that. But all the time
you'll see, hey, you need a

461
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:18,160
side hustle to make so much money. And so somebody goes, well,

462
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:22,640
maybe it's more people are working from
home and doing side hustles. Are you

463
00:30:22,799 --> 00:30:26,440
fucking kidding me? No, can
work from home. No, it's not

464
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:33,160
even that. I don't think most
people follow through. And I will tell

465
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:37,759
you where it comes from. Podcast
Most people don't. Do you know why

466
00:30:37,839 --> 00:30:44,039
Apple won't approve so many podcasts Because
people do five and they're done. They

467
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:47,119
can't they don't keep it going,
And there is inconsistency, and they don't

468
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:49,039
keep showing up and they're not getting
the results they think they're going to get,

469
00:30:49,119 --> 00:30:52,000
or they're not getting as many views
on something, or they start something

470
00:30:52,039 --> 00:30:56,680
on YouTube. Go to you.
There's not a millionaire after two PM.

471
00:30:56,680 --> 00:31:00,680
Saying it for years and years.
I think it's the same thing where you're

472
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:04,319
looking for this instant gratification and the
other side of it is it's not.

473
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:07,839
You know, you can be have
a pretty nice leg and be broke.

474
00:31:08,319 --> 00:31:12,559
What what's the flat screen TV costs
that much anymore? Eighteen dollars a week

475
00:31:12,559 --> 00:31:18,359
and rental od okay, rental I
went into Target, grabbed it the fuck

476
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:21,519
off and die. They're free to
me. I gotta no, but you

477
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:26,759
appearance next day. I think you
guys, two hundred and fifty bucks.

478
00:31:26,799 --> 00:31:30,759
You can have a flat screen TV
over the air antenna, pay for Netflix

479
00:31:30,799 --> 00:31:33,759
for nine ninety nine. Fucking never
leave the couch, right, you know

480
00:31:33,799 --> 00:31:37,720
what I mean? I know what
you mean. I just so I gotta

481
00:31:37,759 --> 00:31:41,559
have the drive, yes, and
those that have the drive I think will

482
00:31:41,599 --> 00:31:45,240
succeed. And even if you don't
have the skills, you can learn everything

483
00:31:45,279 --> 00:31:48,480
now on YouTube. Don't know how
to do a spreadsheet. Figure it out

484
00:31:48,519 --> 00:31:51,519
on YouTube. Got any piece of
equipment you're trying to learn, watch it

485
00:31:51,559 --> 00:31:53,759
on YouTube to leak in your flaucet. That's right, it's on YouTube.

486
00:31:53,759 --> 00:31:57,119
COLDI your urology. I know you
don't know how to pick up chicks.

487
00:31:57,200 --> 00:32:00,960
You go to you porns? How
do YouTube? Is that what you do?

488
00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:04,200
No? What your problem is?
Too much porn? I don't think

489
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:07,400
I get enough? No, Well, did you have a kne problem?

490
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:09,799
You were jerking off so much?
Mee Gartlage came out, That's why you

491
00:32:09,799 --> 00:32:20,240
had the wrong I gotta get one
of those bowling. I feel like I've

492
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,240
turned it into the old guys.
What's wrong with the world these days?

493
00:32:22,279 --> 00:32:27,039
What's wrong with the world? What's
right with the world? But in a

494
00:32:27,079 --> 00:32:32,160
way, you go, something's wrong, something's not adding up. It doesn't

495
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:37,160
I get it. I look,
they keep saying that World War II is

496
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:39,400
the greatest generation. Yeah, okay, we've gone downhill. Well, Ace,

497
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:44,640
we just keep lowering our standards and
being okay with mediocrity. I guess.

498
00:32:44,799 --> 00:32:46,599
I mean, here here's the thing
that I always I always said,

499
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:51,400
and I think that I don't know
how my wife, the mother of my

500
00:32:51,519 --> 00:32:54,079
kids, felt about it, but
I would always say I didn't care what

501
00:32:54,160 --> 00:33:00,240
the boys did. Like my family
was very, very very at educated education

502
00:33:00,319 --> 00:33:05,720
orient My parents were both teachers.
My dad had a doctor in philosophy,

503
00:33:05,799 --> 00:33:07,799
my mom had her masters. My
sister is a doctor in linguistics. My

504
00:33:07,839 --> 00:33:12,920
brother's got a mad But to me, I didn't have that. And my

505
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,519
dad would even say things like when
they were little kids, and he would

506
00:33:15,519 --> 00:33:17,839
say it to me when the boys
were babies, and they would a little

507
00:33:17,839 --> 00:33:22,079
baby let out a loud bel so
it would just echo. I mean you

508
00:33:22,119 --> 00:33:23,599
had to sometimes baby, they'll do
that. My fell like, oh,

509
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:28,440
there's a dorm room quality purp.
You know. I has to reinforce the

510
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:32,079
thing of college. I just would
always say in my wife, I look,

511
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:37,680
yes, I think college is great. I have a very different view

512
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,240
on college than the most people.
I don't think it should be a training

513
00:33:39,279 --> 00:33:42,680
school to go there. I think
it should be knowledge for the sake of

514
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,640
knowledge, which is a very spoiled
thing in this world. It really is,

515
00:33:45,039 --> 00:33:47,960
because you're paying a tremendous amount of
money and a lot of people want

516
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:52,880
to have an ROI return on their
investment, so they're going to be and

517
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,960
we need nurses and I'm not saying
that, but I'm going. I went

518
00:33:55,079 --> 00:34:00,119
and I took all philosophy at Fisher. I took courses and I read things

519
00:34:00,119 --> 00:34:02,079
that I would never have read had
I not gone there, and I've never

520
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:06,599
used again in my life. But
the knowledge I had I've been able to

521
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:09,719
apply to other things I can and
I think I think. I think it

522
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:13,440
helps you think, to work out
your brain to go in different answer.

523
00:34:13,519 --> 00:34:15,360
This is where I always say to
my kid who's thirteen and goes math,

524
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,599
I'm never gonna use I go,
yeah, but what it's gonna be gonna

525
00:34:17,679 --> 00:34:22,119
useth more than you think that,
And it's going to teach you to think,

526
00:34:22,679 --> 00:34:25,280
look for the solution. It's there, Try to think of these things,

527
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:30,199
relax a little bit and think.
And that that's where I feel like

528
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:35,119
we teach wrong a little bit.
But different story. However, you know,

529
00:34:35,559 --> 00:34:38,599
when you turn it into a training
school, what's the point. So

530
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:43,119
all I said was as long as
the guys had a motor, a motor

531
00:34:43,159 --> 00:34:45,199
to do something, I didn't care. As long as they were out.

532
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:51,079
Well, I got one guy who's
in college was sat on the podcast last

533
00:34:51,119 --> 00:34:53,599
night, told me he's close to
breaking the school record. He believes he's

534
00:34:53,599 --> 00:34:58,719
going to do it in the weight
throw. He's going to graduate and a

535
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,360
weight throw. Yeah, he's a
thrower. It's in track and field,

536
00:35:01,679 --> 00:35:06,440
so it's they used to call it
the hammer, now it's the weight changes

537
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:14,679
everything. Who do they offend this
time? Somebody? Somebody with a hammer?

538
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:19,360
Us, right, that's idea petitions
but by point, like so,

539
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:22,679
that guy had a motor, right, he's in phenomenal shape, went and

540
00:35:22,679 --> 00:35:24,920
did a weightlifting competition that he'd never
been in, came in third, did

541
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:30,920
all this. He's all on his
own. My oldest son had some some

542
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:35,159
challenges through life, but is working
at an assembly thing. Feels like he's

543
00:35:35,199 --> 00:35:39,039
not making enough money. Was also
waiting tables. He was diagnosed with Aspergers,

544
00:35:39,079 --> 00:35:45,199
which is no longer a diagnosis anymore. But social they did social I

545
00:35:45,199 --> 00:35:47,239
don't know the d M five did. They just said, well, it's

546
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:52,719
really not a thing. Now it's
thing I think, I don't know,

547
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,440
but but basically your social skills.
Right, that guy went and was a

548
00:35:55,480 --> 00:36:00,480
fucking waiter all on his own.
That's a motor. My thirty year own.

549
00:36:00,639 --> 00:36:05,280
He's out cleaning garbage cans in neighborhood. Neighborhoods and washing windows and making

550
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:07,519
a couple of hundred dollars. Again, a motor. And that's what I

551
00:36:07,559 --> 00:36:12,400
think seems to be lacking. I
don't know, but I I got young

552
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:15,360
people. They see the motor in
you as they were growing up. Maybe

553
00:36:15,519 --> 00:36:19,039
well you were working yeah a ton? Okay, well, and by the

554
00:36:19,079 --> 00:36:22,239
way, their mom certainly had a
lot of stuff. What you're watching you

555
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,239
growing up? That'sweet, I guess
is going to be because I go,

556
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:30,360
I'm wearing Elvis glasses. Take a
guess what my dad did. I feel

557
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:35,199
like I'm calling He wasn't a professor
to yell, but they couldn't spell.

558
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,679
Yeah, Danny, same thing.
Dad's worked in a steel mill. Danny's

559
00:36:37,679 --> 00:36:42,320
got a motor, was doing all
kinds of Danny's still out there on weekends,

560
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,360
hustling doing he loves doing sports.
After this, I'm gonna go back

561
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,159
and write three articles for the Times
of Wayne County. Yeah you are,

562
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:52,440
oh yeah, Oh, I'm gonna
get my wife. They're each about they

563
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:53,880
are each about two cents as long. Because that's all they can do.

564
00:36:54,920 --> 00:37:05,159
No, that's all they can read
out yo. Wayne. So when I

565
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,719
say young people, I don't know
the young people that I'm around, Guys

566
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:12,480
who were twenty three, twenty one, and thirteen have a motor and their

567
00:37:12,519 --> 00:37:15,239
buddies seem to have at this for
free, and they're just going through TikTok

568
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:19,000
or whatever seeing everybody else is and
they're like, oh, that guy's popular.

569
00:37:19,039 --> 00:37:22,639
No not. There's a billions of
little videos out there. There's a

570
00:37:22,639 --> 00:37:24,119
lot of shit that goes on.
Yes, yes, yes, I think

571
00:37:24,159 --> 00:37:27,800
it was easier to break in.
Danny told me years ago. I used

572
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,360
to tape the boys and I did
what was the reality show I wanted to

573
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:32,760
do with the guys the mir animals? Yeah, yeah, yeah, the

574
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,760
animals something like that where they and
it was all off this game, Danny

575
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,360
said to me. And this was
probably around twenty twelve, and he goes,

576
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:43,400
no, it was earlier than that. He goes, If you do

577
00:37:43,639 --> 00:37:45,960
nothing else, just this, you
could make a ton of money over time.

578
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,760
Well, you try to do that
today. I think it would take

579
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:54,119
much longer because it's so saturated now
with YouTube and stuff. But that is

580
00:37:54,159 --> 00:37:57,679
the way to go. Ess what
people love. Yeah, it was funny.

581
00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:00,360
The boys were tunny. He didn't
have to write it. It was

582
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:05,440
like his house was literally a freaking
sit cob. I used to call it

583
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,599
a frat house because there's always somebody
puke and somebody with their pants off,

584
00:38:07,639 --> 00:38:12,559
somebody running around no shirt. What
type Bill gets a phone, it's a

585
00:38:12,599 --> 00:38:14,920
phone call, and it's not like
on his phone. It's through me.

586
00:38:15,079 --> 00:38:17,360
I'm over at the board, I'm
running, I'm opening I go uh high

587
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:21,920
break room, Danny, it's Jenna. Put me on immediately. I need

588
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:25,000
to talk to my husband on the
air. Put me through now. I

589
00:38:25,039 --> 00:38:30,440
don't care, so put her on. H uh yeah, honey, what's

590
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:35,519
going on? Shordan is crying right
now. I said last night was the

591
00:38:35,559 --> 00:38:40,039
worst guys night ever. At times
like oh brow, what happened? That's

592
00:38:40,039 --> 00:38:45,639
helping up this clam We kind of
apparently like they'd have guys nights. The

593
00:38:45,639 --> 00:38:49,400
house was just like gentle go out
and the guys would you know? I

594
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:52,440
have apparently like the basement was a
mess or he'd screwed something up or something,

595
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:57,079
and I think I made I don't
remember money, yelled them all.

596
00:38:57,559 --> 00:39:00,280
Probably you know what the best was. But I can't believe I'm even gonna

597
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:05,679
tell this story. I believe it
dance party, No that story, no,

598
00:39:05,679 --> 00:39:12,760
no, uh so what my oldest
son when he was younger. Asperger

599
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:16,239
is more sensory stuff. And my
wife said it was supposed to snow.

600
00:39:16,599 --> 00:39:21,519
And she said to me, can
you just make sure that the shovel is

601
00:39:21,599 --> 00:39:23,519
on the front porch because I would
leave for work. I'd be at work

602
00:39:23,599 --> 00:39:28,920
by I'd be leaving at three to
go into the radio station three am.

603
00:39:29,079 --> 00:39:30,639
Yeah, because it was a morning, dude, Yeah, you'd be in

604
00:39:30,679 --> 00:39:34,559
there. Yeah, you did mornings. You were up. The three o'clock

605
00:39:34,679 --> 00:39:37,719
was when he got up. You
were usually in there between three and four.

606
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:44,840
Yeah, thirty. So bro I
got a ton of aspart. So

607
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:50,719
she was in the sideyard for whatever
reason. I don't remember why. I

608
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:52,679
go, yeah, yeah, no
problem, no problem. Well I never

609
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:54,760
went and got it. Now it's
buried under snow. And she calls up

610
00:39:54,920 --> 00:40:00,480
and she starts yelling on the air
to me and Danny, you're through,

611
00:40:00,559 --> 00:40:02,519
and everyone's a little bit, you
know, a little intimidated by her,

612
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:07,639
you know what to think, and
uh, she's going and where's the shovel?

613
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:10,440
And Tommy goes, what do you
look at your purse? It's racing

614
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:23,239
next to his balls. I have
the master huh. And it did snow.

615
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:28,039
It did, and it was.
The shovel was then buried in the

616
00:40:28,079 --> 00:40:34,920
sideyard and the kid had to walk
with I know what over it. Well

617
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:40,199
I did. All right, we'll
take a moment. We still didn't get

618
00:40:40,199 --> 00:40:43,519
to all the trails. I know. We got stuff going on, Bill.

619
00:40:43,679 --> 00:40:47,719
We'll get to that next. But
first, Danny manscaped with the lawnmower,

620
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:53,159
my life, the lawnmower five point
Oh yes, I have too,

621
00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:59,199
but uh, I read the instructions
on how to put this new peace on

622
00:40:59,639 --> 00:41:05,079
because yeah, but it can trim
all around and it's nice and smooth.

623
00:41:05,079 --> 00:41:08,719
It's for downtown, for downtown to
the bell tower. You got it.

624
00:41:09,119 --> 00:41:14,679
That's right. What Doug, you're
shaking your head like that. You don't.

625
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:15,960
Oh, I grew him. I
just don't anything electric next to the

626
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:20,039
water. I mean, well,
this is waterproof. It is down and

627
00:41:20,039 --> 00:41:23,840
it's battery operated. What isn't it's
got a it's got a light on there.

628
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:28,440
You can really see. Yeah,
well, you know, I don't

629
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,519
know what kind of shower. You
gonna stand over a mirror on the floor,

630
00:41:31,679 --> 00:41:35,559
yes, and really take a good
look. From the circumstance. You

631
00:41:35,559 --> 00:41:38,599
can conduct thatcher and put it underneath
it. There's parts of your body you've

632
00:41:38,599 --> 00:41:42,559
never seen, Doug. But manscape
can get there and take care of them

633
00:41:42,599 --> 00:41:46,280
that way. Whoever does explore,
they unexplored. If I got some chick

634
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:50,239
looking at the back of my knee, something's wrong, she's got aspergers.

635
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:55,920
I'm like, honey, get up
in one foot up until the right five

636
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point. Oh, you can save
twenty percent with the code build twenty at

637
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manscaped dot com. Oh, it's
lovely. Matter of fact, we're gonna

638
00:42:04,039 --> 00:42:06,239
give that away. We're gonna give
this one away. Yes, we will

639
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:09,519
give this one away twenty fifth color. Will We will tell you in future

640
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Ram and online at Victor cdjr dot
com. Who directed this this was John

681
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,880
Land. It was a million dollar
budget, one huge thing. Yes,

682
00:45:07,159 --> 00:45:13,440
yeah, you know what we need
to We need to write a movie.

683
00:45:13,679 --> 00:45:16,559
No, I'm serious, okay,
I would we need to start doing like

684
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:22,800
mini like even shorts. I think
we need to write and produce some shorts.

685
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:24,800
I think shorts are hard. Shorts
are very hard. Yeah they are,

686
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:29,599
but done well, they're a good
calling card. I read up on

687
00:45:29,679 --> 00:45:31,320
this. Yeah, might not make
you any money, but it'll get people

688
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:37,519
interested in what else you have the
show? Right, this is just the

689
00:45:37,639 --> 00:45:42,639
dance scene. I got to the
dance scene of the video. Yes,

690
00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:46,679
all right, would play the video
like yeah, like it was like a

691
00:45:46,679 --> 00:45:53,440
twenty minute production. Come out,
girl, Let's go home. He was

692
00:45:53,440 --> 00:46:00,320
in the Halloween when they projection that
wasn't he was he at Jehovah Witness or

693
00:46:00,599 --> 00:46:06,000
Family Family Jehovah witnesses, So it
was in a cult. Then not Jehovah

694
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:10,760
witness he saw Halloween is in a
cult. No for the video, he

695
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:15,639
said, due to my strong personal
convictions. In no way do I want

696
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:20,239
to promote any beliefs of the occult. Ah, there was something that was

697
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:23,079
triggering. And then yeah, he
was Joah can give him a break.

698
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:25,800
I'm with you. I'm with you, and you know what it is.

699
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:30,840
I believe that whatever you tied it, look for it, you'll find it.

700
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:35,199
Whatever it is, you can make
a connection and degrees of Kevin Bacon

701
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:37,400
and I say, also, I
believe this that a belief is just a

702
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:42,239
thought you think over and over and
over again. Yeah. So if somebody's

703
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:45,440
you know, you say, you
know, Cleveland's gonna win the Super Bowl

704
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:46,960
and go, oh God. And
Sodycaues, Hey, I heard in the

705
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:52,159
Podgast promoting Christianity. I'm like what, Yeah, oh God, I'm like

706
00:46:52,199 --> 00:46:55,639
what, Just leave it alone,
relaxed. No, nothing like that,

707
00:46:57,039 --> 00:47:00,440
he promotes. By the way,
by the time everyone listens to this podcast,

708
00:47:00,519 --> 00:47:02,119
it'll be All Saints Day. No, that's the first All Saints Day.

709
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:07,159
There you go. That was it. They needed to balance out Halloween.

710
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:10,159
I think they came first, that
they did it, and then the

711
00:47:10,199 --> 00:47:16,039
devil comes around with his never went
down in Georgia. So the Buffalo Bills,

712
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:20,840
Yes, Buffalo Bills. They four
and three. They made a nice

713
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:23,360
are they? Four and three?
Five and three? Five? Think you

714
00:47:23,519 --> 00:47:28,119
dug just like the Bill just like
the Niners. Uh. So they traded

715
00:47:28,119 --> 00:47:31,960
with the Green Bay Packers to get
Rasul Douglas, Rasul Douglas, Plusto Razool

716
00:47:32,119 --> 00:47:37,119
and a twenty twenty four fifth round
pick to the Bills for a twenty twenty

717
00:47:37,119 --> 00:47:40,920
four third round pick. Okay,
so they're getting picks which they could probably

718
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:46,360
couple into another trade down the line. Uh. Good defensive back, Yes,

719
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:50,320
had what total ten interceptions? He's
going to be twenty nine? Yeah,

720
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,239
he said he's had ten interceptions over
the last three years. Every years.

721
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:55,559
The Bills I think have had fifteen
total in the last three years.

722
00:47:55,719 --> 00:48:00,840
So this is really like a he's
a ballhawk. He's a ballhawk. Now.

723
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:02,760
He hasn't had a couple of good
games in a while, but I

724
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,199
mean a lot of that has to
do with like, you know, you

725
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:07,559
know, the Packers, they haven't
done well at all. But man,

726
00:48:07,599 --> 00:48:10,960
he's he's he's very vocal. He
and Josh Allen got into it last year

727
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:14,599
in Buffalo on a Sunday night game, going back and Alan kept telling you

728
00:48:14,679 --> 00:48:20,079
suck, you suck. So the
Bills retweeted him talking about Josh Allen talking

729
00:48:20,159 --> 00:48:27,920
trash, and they over dubbed Josh
Allen's voice and say, yeah, but

730
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,559
yeah, this is gonna be huge
because the Bills defense, like you know,

731
00:48:30,559 --> 00:48:34,320
they're down Tray White, Kyer Elim
sucks. It's terrible. So they

732
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:37,239
need like lockdown corners. Well you
got you know, Christian Benford on one

733
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:40,639
side. But Benford's had some he's
had some injuries. So you got this

734
00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:45,159
dude on the other side. Ready
for the Cincinnati game. I think he

735
00:48:45,199 --> 00:48:49,760
could now McDermott like when they get
when they make trades all of a sudden,

736
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,599
he doesn't like they use guys right
away, but you want to Yeah,

737
00:48:52,639 --> 00:48:54,400
this is a look, this is
a Sunday night game, a game

738
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:57,960
for the Bills. Just go cover, Just go cover, Jamar Chase,

739
00:48:58,199 --> 00:49:00,440
this is a huge game for the
Bills. And I still think for whatever

740
00:49:00,519 --> 00:49:05,719
reason I think the Bills are,
are they being favored in this one?

741
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:08,719
Why do I FanDuel has had them, had them favored, whereas everybody else

742
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:10,880
had them as an underdog. And
by the way, yes, and the

743
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:15,159
Bills, that's the first time since
early to twenty twenty one where they have

744
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:19,480
been an underdog going into a game. So this is a big deal.

745
00:49:19,519 --> 00:49:23,920
But I mean, this is where
Cincinnati becomes a lot. I don't know

746
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:28,039
what. They become possessed at this
point in the season. Every year it

747
00:49:28,199 --> 00:49:30,199
feels like they win from here on. This is a two way statement game,

748
00:49:30,599 --> 00:49:32,840
and I hate statement games. This
is a two way statement game.

749
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:36,239
This is the game we didn't get
last year. And when said tomar Hamblin,

750
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:38,239
we got the playoff game and they
came it a buffalo beat the piss

751
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:40,920
out of the Bills, you know, in the snow. So now,

752
00:49:42,159 --> 00:49:45,079
okay, mcdermot's taken over the defense. It was Leslie fra question a big

753
00:49:45,119 --> 00:49:47,679
deal. Okay, well all right, so let's see. Let's see what

754
00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:52,119
happens against the renewed Joe Burrow,
who everybody's saying, Oh he's back,

755
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:54,280
Yeah, he's back. And if
the Bills lose this game, ever left

756
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:58,159
I hurt calf? Well, yeah, but when you when you have a

757
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,679
well, you have a calf injury. Though you're not pushing off that thing

758
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:05,360
can like aggravate itself, right,
don't worry. There's a lot of game

759
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:07,360
left. And I said same,
here's a ROWFC championship, right, yes,

760
00:50:07,599 --> 00:50:12,599
yes, yes, And so he's
I fortunately, yes, I think

761
00:50:12,639 --> 00:50:15,440
that. Uh, I don't.
I don't want to call it a must

762
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:21,320
win game for the Bills. If
Cincinnati loses, it's okay because nobody's really

763
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:23,480
expecting them to really after the slow
start, for them to go and beat

764
00:50:23,519 --> 00:50:27,960
Buffalo. But man, if the
Bills lose this game, the fans are

765
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:30,880
expected. They just went beat San
fran in San Fani. They did.

766
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:34,159
They're coming home on a Sunday night
game if they don't beat Buffalo. But

767
00:50:34,159 --> 00:50:37,360
they still beat San Francisco last week. I mean, now they needn't win

768
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:39,199
this because, like you know,
they got the Baltimore Ravens in the division,

769
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:43,360
and the Ravens are bright now possibly
the best team in the NFL.

770
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:46,719
Here come the Jets. Yeah,
the Ravens are Yes, we did,

771
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:54,159
and your forty nine ers may got
a great pick up Chase Young. Yep,

772
00:50:54,559 --> 00:50:59,199
well, our run game is really
what is going on with the Commanders.

773
00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:00,800
The Commanders were right in that game
with Philadelphia. I think the new

774
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:07,400
ownership is Montes. They traded him
to Chicago. Buddy Ryan Poles, the

775
00:51:07,599 --> 00:51:09,559
general manager, he's from. Can
of the Bears pulled the trigger on that

776
00:51:09,599 --> 00:51:14,440
trade. Nobody really knows why,
because he's in a walk here and maybe

777
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:16,960
they think they can negotiate with him
to stick around or franchise him. I

778
00:51:17,039 --> 00:51:21,880
I don't know what the Bears have
planned for that. They do have a

779
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:22,960
ton of draft picks, so they
could spare one, but that was a

780
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:27,719
head scratcher. Eberflu Is, the
head coach, is a defensive coordinator by

781
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:30,360
nature, so maybe that's why.
But like Washington's having a fire sale and

782
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:34,719
it could be newn the new ownership. I think Ron Rivera is on his

783
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:37,280
way out, but I wouldn't be
surprised if Rivera ends up in Buffalo's a

784
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:43,280
defensive coordinator next year under Sean McDermott. You know McDermott was under him in

785
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:45,519
Carolina. But that did so well. But the thing is, like you

786
00:51:46,199 --> 00:51:52,039
think it's I think sweat, I'm
gonna date my ex girlfriend's sister. Have

787
00:51:52,119 --> 00:51:53,840
you ever done that? Doog?
No? Never, they were she was

788
00:51:53,880 --> 00:52:05,079
dead old ladies, wait you never
you never did that? You ever have?

789
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,719
Like, no, I don't have
dating luck, I don't have you

790
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:10,039
never had anybody's sister hit on you? No? No, no, you

791
00:52:10,079 --> 00:52:15,400
remember get all flirting? I flirt
with everybody. No, how about you?

792
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:19,519
Ever? No no, not not
somebody's sister. No, because my

793
00:52:19,519 --> 00:52:22,480
brother used to tell me my brother
had a I don't flirt with everybody.

794
00:52:22,519 --> 00:52:23,599
Let's just make that no. No, no, I know. I'm a

795
00:52:23,639 --> 00:52:28,599
bartender, especially bartending. I try
to have a good, healthy, fun

796
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:32,480
personality, and that gets mistaken for
flirting, even by you. Apparently.

797
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:37,719
I guess you with yourself in the
mirror all the time. So gosh,

798
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:43,400
damn go get some ass. Yeah, after the game, my mirror is

799
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:45,039
like, yeah, you're right.
My brother used to have a girlfriend years

800
00:52:45,039 --> 00:52:52,519
ago, and she had these younger
sister that I called Paris Hilton. Now,

801
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:55,199
no one really knew what their dad
did. He had a business in

802
00:52:55,239 --> 00:53:01,360
London and a business in la but
he lived in Connectic It in the same

803
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:05,480
neighborhood as David Letterman. I have, I have no idea. It's a

804
00:53:05,519 --> 00:53:08,679
lot of money. And then dad
would fly in. Every kid had to

805
00:53:08,679 --> 00:53:14,159
go to Cornell, right, one
girl did not, but I think there

806
00:53:14,199 --> 00:53:16,239
was a it was a big push, and but he would fly in and

807
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:21,880
help tutor. So the younger sister, my brother's girlfriend's younger sister, I

808
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:24,280
used to call Paris Hilton because she
was always and he's telling me once,

809
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:27,480
yeah, man, they were out
there, all got really drunk and she

810
00:53:27,559 --> 00:53:30,960
came running out of the shower naked. And she would always like appear around

811
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:35,960
my brother in different states, and
my brother be like, here we go,

812
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:38,239
because she would just like put on
a show. It was like Paris

813
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:43,639
Hilton. And I always thought,
I don't know how you kind of did

814
00:53:43,639 --> 00:53:45,760
you brother ever act that? No, no, no, we never did,

815
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:49,840
no, but I think it was
like one of these things where she

816
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:52,840
would be like you know what I
mean, So this sort of crossing the

817
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:55,760
line like her sister at times to
be like put a come on, right,

818
00:53:55,880 --> 00:54:00,760
put something in, put a park
on it something, Sorry, Danny

819
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:04,039
was on a football. No,
No, I'm just I'm just getting all

820
00:54:04,079 --> 00:54:07,679
ready for I think the bills are
gonna I don't know what they're do.

821
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:13,079
You don't know. There's this there's
this analytical stack called variants, and to

822
00:54:13,159 --> 00:54:16,199
shorten it down, basically, the
bills are the most. Variance means you're

823
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:21,000
wildly or how consistent you are.
The Bills are the most inconsistent team in

824
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:23,000
the last three years according to variants. In other words, like you don't

825
00:54:23,039 --> 00:54:25,519
know what team you're gonna get.
They're like a college team. They have

826
00:54:25,559 --> 00:54:28,719
all the talent. Like I told
Bill, they could be fun. They

827
00:54:28,719 --> 00:54:30,679
could be eight no, or they
could be three and five right now.

828
00:54:30,679 --> 00:54:31,599
By the way, it gets the
spread, they're three and five, and

829
00:54:31,679 --> 00:54:35,400
last year against the spread when they
went fourteen and three, they were eight

830
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:37,199
and one, so I mean,
or fourteen to four when the season,

831
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:45,719
so I mean or eight nine and
one, so they're eight nine and one

832
00:54:45,719 --> 00:54:49,320
against the spread last year. So
I'm just saying, like they they let

833
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:52,360
teams like hang around. They don't
put teams away. Put teams away.

834
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:54,519
They don't know this, you know. Kylele Coward says, they're like Mike

835
00:54:54,559 --> 00:54:58,199
Tyson. If they don't knock them
out early, their team hangs around,

836
00:54:58,239 --> 00:55:00,440
they're gonna beat them. Are you
worried about your quarterback? No, I'm

837
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:05,639
not. I mean he's eleven and
oh he did three not so great games,

838
00:55:05,679 --> 00:55:10,039
but he's not mediocre. He's above
average. Yeah, and I'm hearing

839
00:55:10,639 --> 00:55:15,559
hesitation. Hesitant to throw. You
know, that's fine. You throw,

840
00:55:15,679 --> 00:55:17,639
you get interceptions. If you just
try to push it, that's when you

841
00:55:17,679 --> 00:55:21,920
make mistakes. Did anybody expect this
kid to go like thirty two and oh

842
00:55:22,159 --> 00:55:25,000
no, I mean like he he's
lost three. This is where this is

843
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:28,559
why nobody draft him. Well,
he was eleven and oh and he broke

844
00:55:28,599 --> 00:55:30,280
his arm in the NFC Championship game. Give him a little more. But

845
00:55:30,519 --> 00:55:34,559
then he came back, won five
straight games. He loses to Cleveland,

846
00:55:34,559 --> 00:55:36,599
who had a hell who has a
hell of a defense. Yeah, and

847
00:55:36,639 --> 00:55:38,800
they o reasonally lost because the field
goal kicker missed missed a couple of kicks.

848
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:42,280
Yeah, he missed a kick in
the end. We went Minnesota played

849
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:44,480
a hell of a game two weeks
ago. I was like, oh,

850
00:55:44,559 --> 00:55:46,639
Kirk Cousins just finally figured it out. And then he tears his achilles.

851
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:51,079
And then last week, you know, San Francisco had a hot Cincinnati team

852
00:55:51,119 --> 00:55:54,679
coming in with Joe Burrow and no
mistakes. I Cincinnati, no interceptions per

853
00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:59,800
one game left. They played a
perfect game. So that's why I'm a

854
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:02,800
little scared about Sunday night for the
Bills because this game goes either way.

855
00:56:04,199 --> 00:56:07,440
Uh, you know, somebody's gonna
write somebody off. Always, always the

856
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:15,840
pessimist over there, always pactist,
testimist. Has Hamlin played by the way

857
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:19,719
he played one game, one game, full game. This guy has more

858
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:24,960
endorsements for a guy that we're losing
the old. Of course, hey Hamlin,

859
00:56:25,039 --> 00:56:32,000
give him the old. Given the
old cardiac arrest. We all like

860
00:56:32,039 --> 00:56:35,679
a lot of rappers to make it. They would they would organize like a

861
00:56:35,719 --> 00:56:38,400
gunshot wound so that they could build
street credibility and get the record out there

862
00:56:38,679 --> 00:56:42,400
tomorrow. Hamblin is like a It's
like a rapper. He dies on the

863
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:45,559
field. Now he's got it.
He's got card deals, he's got er

864
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:49,199
right. I mean the guy like
you know, he's like, I just

865
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:52,159
get the I get paid like six
figure salary, just hang out, you

866
00:56:52,199 --> 00:56:58,280
know, I'll take a seizure to
for that kind of All the workout he's

867
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:00,880
doing, all the workouts, he's
going to this, he's trying to.

868
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:01,960
I mean, I think he should
be on the field. I think the

869
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:06,400
bills are keeping him out for some
reason. Maybe it's performance. I don't

870
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:07,760
know, Yeah, I don't I
don't really know either. But keep putting

871
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:14,599
Kyri Gelm out there. I don't
like this Sunday night, Monday night?

872
00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:19,400
Was it? Thursday night? Sunday
night, Monday nighty night, Thursday night,

873
00:57:19,679 --> 00:57:23,360
obvious night. Well, I like
how they've done the Thursday Night,

874
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:27,400
Like we watched here. And if
you have Prime and you go to the

875
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:31,280
other channel, they pop up and
explain things to you and they Nickelodeon.

876
00:57:31,599 --> 00:57:37,079
No it's it's not. It's like
Nickelodeon, but it's not child They show

877
00:57:37,119 --> 00:57:38,199
you the route, slime and everything, but they show you the routes,

878
00:57:38,239 --> 00:57:42,920
the run, and they show you
running the defensive players. They highlight the

879
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:45,679
players that may be blitzing for you
to actually watch the game. It's a

880
00:57:45,719 --> 00:57:50,199
real great tutorial. Then a guy
comes up with analytics, like every third

881
00:57:50,199 --> 00:57:52,480
down or four it says I would
kick it here, or I would go

882
00:57:52,559 --> 00:57:54,199
for it. Here's why, here's
what happens on this you know most of

883
00:57:54,199 --> 00:57:57,719
the time. It's just very interesting
the way they did that. I loved

884
00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:00,880
it, But that's a side.
It's a different from channel than the main

885
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:05,159
broadcast on Prime. I think they
did that another once. You'd have fun.

886
00:58:05,199 --> 00:58:07,559
But I'm with you, Doug,
I I I'm not so much.

887
00:58:07,599 --> 00:58:10,920
I'm still kinda so so on the
Thursday night foot usually seems to be blowout.

888
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:14,639
You have more injuries. You do
have more injuries because guys aren't getting

889
00:58:14,679 --> 00:58:16,800
enough for us. That is true. Yuh yeah, that's that. Just

890
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:20,159
make it Sunday Monday. I mean, if you can't find something else to

891
00:58:20,199 --> 00:58:25,679
do on a Thursday. Cody had
a Tuesday five o'clock game. That was

892
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:29,639
kind of cool. That was kind
of cool, that was kind of fun.

893
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:32,960
Well living in La, Well you
lived in La. Yeah, to

894
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:38,199
get to game at the USC Rose
Bowl, you had Actually I was on

895
00:58:38,239 --> 00:58:43,159
the train they had just finished completing
it. I would take it on my

896
00:58:43,159 --> 00:58:46,719
way to work at the Pasadena a
place called Pleasures and you pass the Rose

897
00:58:46,719 --> 00:58:49,559
Bowl. Well, no, you
didn't pass Rose Bowl. You had to

898
00:58:49,599 --> 00:58:51,800
get up at four o'clock in the
morning and it would take about two and

899
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:54,599
a half hours to get there from
your hotel. Holy because the security parking,

900
00:58:57,199 --> 00:59:00,159
the lines. You know, it's
not like you go to Buffalo Park

901
00:59:00,159 --> 00:59:02,960
and you're right there. I mean
there's no parking in La. And if

902
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:07,440
you're jammed up on the train,
you gotta wait for the next train.

903
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:08,880
And if that's jammed up. You
gotta wait for the next one, you

904
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:12,159
know, and getting in and out, it's a half. I don't know

905
00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:15,360
about the LA, not the coliseum, but the new so far, so

906
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:19,000
far, so far. Yeah,
I don't know about that. Probably the

907
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,639
same thing I would assume. I
mean, traffic is just right in downtown

908
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:23,880
LA. I don't know where you. Traffic was just a bear out there

909
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:27,920
when I when I lived twenty years
ago, and I'm sure it hasn't changed

910
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,159
or gotten any better. At one
point, one out of every ten cars

911
00:59:30,159 --> 00:59:36,519
in America sold was in California.
And that was probably fifteen years ago that

912
00:59:36,559 --> 00:59:38,920
I heard that stats. Oh last
year during Thanksgiving week, this is the

913
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:45,880
Monday before Thanksgiving, somebody put up
a picture on cake Klas or ex or

914
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:47,400
whatever the station was, right,
They go, this is a live look

915
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:51,400
at everybody. You see a lot
of red lights on the expressway, on

916
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:53,639
the LA Expressway. They go,
this is a live look at everybody trying

917
00:59:53,679 --> 00:59:58,079
to leave Los Angeles for the holiday
weekend. It was Monday. They were

918
00:59:58,159 --> 01:00:00,679
jam packed at like seven o'clock trying
to it out. That's why these electric

919
01:00:00,679 --> 01:00:05,239
cars aren't gonna work, No,
especially in California, unless they're solar and

920
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:07,199
can save everybody in the world,
and you know, five years and you

921
01:00:07,199 --> 01:00:12,519
can throw your battery. I am
this is just such a fucking rip off

922
01:00:12,519 --> 01:00:15,119
and bending you over it. Look, yeah, I agree that. I

923
01:00:15,159 --> 01:00:17,760
always say, Doug, if you
want the car and you think it's gonna

924
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:22,880
find go ahead and get it.
Absolutely, I just don't throw make it.

925
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:25,159
Think that the people who are buying
those cars, God bless you if

926
01:00:25,159 --> 01:00:28,320
you got the money to do that. Okay, But like I want to

927
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:30,039
save money on gas, but you
have the money to spend on an electric

928
01:00:30,079 --> 01:00:32,960
car that five years you're gonna have
to like, you know, for another

929
01:00:34,119 --> 01:00:36,360
Yeah, right, I mean it's
like to me, it's like it's a

930
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:37,880
status symbol, that's what it is, you think, So, oh yeah,

931
01:00:38,039 --> 01:00:42,719
I think some of these there's no
point of buying an electric car.

932
01:00:43,239 --> 01:00:45,960
You're not saving the environment because in
China and Russia they have their industrial revolutions

933
01:00:46,119 --> 01:00:51,840
and nobody's holding those guys accountable for
an e p A over there. They

934
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:54,039
don't want. They're not gonna make
them do one either because they don't care.

935
01:00:54,519 --> 01:00:59,360
But the the electric car idea is
America. I'm a I'm a fan

936
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:02,320
of the electric car in terms of
driving it, they're they're quick, they're

937
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:07,480
comfortable, they're they're amazing. But
you only go, you know, so

938
01:01:07,559 --> 01:01:12,280
far two hundred to three hundred miles
if you're not driving a lot. If

939
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:15,840
you're retired, the battery away vins
and back, you know, you could

940
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:21,400
probably get but a new battery cost
thousand dollars if you have paid forty thousand

941
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,679
more the car. If you want
to buy an electric car, if you

942
01:01:23,679 --> 01:01:27,079
can buy an electric car, you
don't need to buy an electric car.

943
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:29,360
Okay, if you need to buy
an electric you don't have to buy an

944
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:32,280
electric car to you, don't you
know it's it's it's it's a waste of

945
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:37,360
freaking money. Well, I always
think this. If that, I would

946
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:43,800
never tell anybody not to buy an
electric car. Uh. I love cars,

947
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:47,000
and I am very impressed by electric
cars in terms of performances. Oh

948
01:01:47,039 --> 01:01:52,039
yeah, far they've course and I
think they've changed the game a lot for

949
01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:58,039
the car industry. I think Elon
Musk certainly did that. And I have

950
01:01:58,119 --> 01:02:01,599
no real problem with the electric car. I just don't see how you're going

951
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:06,639
how it's going to work. And
I don't think the idea that we're saving

952
01:02:06,639 --> 01:02:10,360
the environment as much is not as
it's not really. I mean, if

953
01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:15,039
you really dig a little bit deeper, the batteries are bad. We're going

954
01:02:15,079 --> 01:02:17,840
into to put them nowhere to put
them when they're done. You're trying to

955
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:22,800
recycle them. I don't know.
Something happened with and recycle battery at you

956
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:24,639
can't they have something, no,
but they're trying to get the metals out

957
01:02:24,679 --> 01:02:29,679
of them. There's precious metals in
them that they need that they're taken out

958
01:02:29,679 --> 01:02:35,480
of mines in Africa or somewhere seriously, like the core of the earth potentially,

959
01:02:36,159 --> 01:02:39,840
I don't know. Poor kids that
were labor wages. I don't know.

960
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:43,239
I don't know about that, but
that sounds like it could be.

961
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:50,840
But the look nickel a day so
I can my electric You're saving the planet

962
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:54,239
by digging twelve hours a day for
a nickel. So they say things like

963
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:57,599
we're going to run out of that
stuff. I don't know. Maybe the

964
01:02:57,599 --> 01:03:00,559
Earth will replish it. But recycling
the things out of the batteries is what

965
01:03:00,679 --> 01:03:04,400
life cycle was. But I don't
know. I'm hearing things like life cycles

966
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:06,920
leaving rochet. I don't know what
the hell's going on. I would too

967
01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:10,119
with all those kids getting stolen,
so financial resources, it's all we get

968
01:03:10,159 --> 01:03:15,679
on this planet. Yeah, and
then you know the electric sure, okay,

969
01:03:15,159 --> 01:03:19,400
but you're not gonna be able to
get I just saw a video of

970
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:22,559
somebody's instruction. It's gonna work generator
plugging into an electric car to get into

971
01:03:22,639 --> 01:03:28,079
right, Come on, y,
figure out a better way to get more

972
01:03:28,519 --> 01:03:32,800
gas mile to an engine, you
know, and I like that throaty sound

973
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:37,280
of an engine. My friends,
give me that big out there somewhere.

974
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:42,320
You can figure out how to get
eighty miles to a galon and oh on

975
01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:46,199
a on an engine, on an
engine. Probably, yeah, you can

976
01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:50,559
figure it out. I mean what
years ago was they were going to transform

977
01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:57,800
transform salt water into engine fuel,
and then you know, somebody would be

978
01:03:57,880 --> 01:04:03,400
out money for these people. If
these people really wanted to save the environments.

979
01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:08,039
The people who make these decisions,
why don't you start with planes,

980
01:04:08,039 --> 01:04:11,000
your private planes you're flying all over
the place. Once you make those,

981
01:04:12,039 --> 01:04:15,119
once you make those electric, because
there's more exhausted to make an electric.

982
01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:21,000
Delta Delta is trying to make an
electric to make his plane that he that

983
01:04:21,079 --> 01:04:26,320
was homemade kit that's the kit plane. It's a different ding. You don't

984
01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:30,079
make it yourself, and don't expect
to go far. You're not that good.

985
01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:35,920
You didn't. Here's the test.
If you can put a piece of

986
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:41,599
furniture together from Ikea, then maybe
you can put together with no dings,

987
01:04:41,679 --> 01:04:45,760
no dents, no cursing, no
anything. You put the pieces always cursing.

988
01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:48,519
I know then if you can do
that, then maybe I'll look at

989
01:04:48,519 --> 01:04:53,760
a plane. But otherwise know,
all right, We'll take a moment.

990
01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:57,800
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991
01:04:57,960 --> 01:05:00,719
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992
01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:03,440
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993
01:05:03,599 --> 01:05:10,039
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994
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:13,239
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actually a really good meal. I'll

995
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:16,239
tell you that. Plus they've got
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996
01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:20,280
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997
01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:25,199
only at Leo's. And I gotta
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998
01:05:25,239 --> 01:05:29,199
meals. You can pick up anything
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999
01:05:29,239 --> 01:05:32,039
fries, tomato pie more. Makes
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1000
01:05:32,159 --> 01:05:35,440
the run, You're going a million
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1001
01:05:35,480 --> 01:05:39,719
are playing more than one sport.
It just makes it easy. You can

1002
01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:44,000
just pop it in and it's right
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1003
01:05:44,039 --> 01:05:47,559
best thing about Leo's Everything on deskbats
driving East Rochester and open every day.

1004
01:05:58,559 --> 01:06:02,000
BTV wood Fire Pizza and Grill in
the mall at Grease Ridge. I swung

1005
01:06:02,159 --> 01:06:05,800
by there today at about eleven o'clock. The place had just opened. There's

1006
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:10,000
already people sitting at the bar having
some delicious food. You know, I

1007
01:06:10,719 --> 01:06:13,599
because I stopped in on a Tuesday. You know what they have on Tuesday

1008
01:06:14,559 --> 01:06:17,639
ten dollars large pizza with one topping. And it's not only Tuesday, they

1009
01:06:17,679 --> 01:06:21,719
also have it on Friday. That's
right, BTV, And we're heading into

1010
01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:27,000
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1011
01:06:27,119 --> 01:06:32,400
Burger macaroni. It was so good. Oh, a spicy alfredo, some

1012
01:06:32,719 --> 01:06:38,280
cheese melted in there, diced vegetables
and of course the Burger. It was

1013
01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:42,119
just it was unbelievable. I inhaled
that food. I know, I make

1014
01:06:42,119 --> 01:06:44,960
a pig of myself, but the
food is so good. It's funny because

1015
01:06:45,239 --> 01:06:47,440
the other night I get a call
from a guy named Brian Via, I

1016
01:06:47,519 --> 01:06:51,760
know, via FaceTime or what's the
Facebook thing? Not FaceTime but the Facebook.

1017
01:06:53,159 --> 01:06:56,400
He got me through Messenger and he
said to me, hey, man,

1018
01:06:56,840 --> 01:07:00,320
love the pod. And I went
to bTB and the food is as

1019
01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:01,199
good as you say it is,
Yes, it is. And if you're

1020
01:07:01,239 --> 01:07:04,000
looking to have a holiday party,
they're booking up fast. There's only one

1021
01:07:04,039 --> 01:07:08,440
Friday left in December to have a
holiday party, but there's other nights of

1022
01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:11,480
the week. Thursday night. Thursday
nights are underrated. I'm just telling you.

1023
01:07:11,519 --> 01:07:14,119
If you think you have a holiday
party on a Thursday night, it's

1024
01:07:14,159 --> 01:07:15,519
good. It gives you time to
recover Friday and then do it all again

1025
01:07:15,559 --> 01:07:18,719
on Saturday. Somewhere else I don't
know, but book it at bTB.

1026
01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:21,760
They have a room that holds up
to sixty five people. All you have

1027
01:07:21,880 --> 01:07:26,920
to do is book a catering package
and you can do all that at btbroc

1028
01:07:27,119 --> 01:07:30,079
dot com. That's btbrock dot com. bTB, Woodfire, Pizza and Grill

1029
01:07:30,119 --> 01:07:41,639
on the mall at Greece Ridge.
Honey, anybody home? Did you leave

1030
01:07:41,719 --> 01:07:49,159
this shovel out sidelight A something's going
on here. There's a big hole in

1031
01:07:49,199 --> 01:07:57,800
the white fence out like somebody put
his cock through it. All new this

1032
01:07:58,159 --> 01:08:05,199
Halloween come to at your bilified.
I forgot who it was at a contest

1033
01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:08,840
try to make us it was I
think some one of the networks, like

1034
01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:13,159
Bravo or somebody had a contest that
was try to make us scared in thirty

1035
01:08:13,199 --> 01:08:15,319
seconds or less. They and you
had to submit a video and scarce and

1036
01:08:15,399 --> 01:08:18,680
scare the scare them and they would
air the videos like but you had to

1037
01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:23,600
scare somebody had thirty seconds to scare
somebody. I always loved the videos where

1038
01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:26,319
like hey watch this and then all
of a sudden, like this creepy thing

1039
01:08:26,439 --> 01:08:30,399
pops up. I have jumped at
those I have too. Yeah, I've

1040
01:08:30,479 --> 01:08:34,239
jumped at those videos. Somebody somebody
in Rochester was on I guess one of

1041
01:08:34,279 --> 01:08:38,880
the networks that you don't know how
they do the Great Christmas Light Fight and

1042
01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:44,439
they do somebody did the Great Halloween
light Fight, light fright fight or something

1043
01:08:44,760 --> 01:08:46,279
but they were on it. It's
a family from Greece. I think it

1044
01:08:46,319 --> 01:08:49,760
was. It was more than Halloween. Men are women women. I think

1045
01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:53,960
women are way more than Halloween.
I agree, yeah, and I think

1046
01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:59,199
I mean, I think up to
a certain age like kids, but even

1047
01:08:59,239 --> 01:09:00,600
little boys, you know, because
you got to be a superhero, you

1048
01:09:00,640 --> 01:09:04,159
can be you know. I was
excited at seven to be Superman. My

1049
01:09:04,239 --> 01:09:10,520
old man bought uh long Johnson dyed
him blue for me and cut out the

1050
01:09:10,680 --> 01:09:14,319
felt ass and I used to wear
that shit around all the time and show

1051
01:09:14,399 --> 01:09:17,319
up in the in the kitchen as
a superman. And my father go soup,

1052
01:09:18,439 --> 01:09:23,600
where's Billy? What happened? I
don't know. And then he got

1053
01:09:23,640 --> 01:09:26,199
really pissed me once because he goes, soup, would you like some oras

1054
01:09:26,279 --> 01:09:28,800
juice? And I go, I
never drink and fly because Christopher Reeve said

1055
01:09:28,840 --> 01:09:34,079
that on Margot Kidders, ask a
deck or whatever. And then my father

1056
01:09:34,279 --> 01:09:40,079
just goes, god, damn it
enough, take the goddamn lost his fucking

1057
01:09:40,199 --> 01:09:43,960
mind. And I remember feeling like
this big I slunk back to my mom

1058
01:09:44,199 --> 01:09:49,960
like fuck good kryptonite father the word
it's again like sluthor. That was uh

1059
01:09:50,159 --> 01:09:54,760
that was the strip. Clubs,
dude stuff in Halloween. O. God,

1060
01:09:55,640 --> 01:09:58,079
they didn't do anything. They did
it all year long. They dressed

1061
01:09:58,119 --> 01:10:00,800
up all year long. No,
but there was no like theme or now

1062
01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:05,399
the girls came in the bunny years
or cat outfits or Playboy and a few

1063
01:10:05,439 --> 01:10:10,720
of them Playboy buddies. Because I
remember, like when I did Diamonds.

1064
01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:13,319
Do you remember that club? Two
clubs and one They had the dance side

1065
01:10:13,319 --> 01:10:15,239
and the rock side, and the
guy who owned it, Bill Levy.

1066
01:10:17,239 --> 01:10:20,920
I think it became Tremors after the
Playpenn before that, Yes, this was

1067
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:25,439
the Playpen. Before that, it
was out in Scottsfield Road. He wanted

1068
01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:29,960
to do a this is this is
the buildings still there? Yeah, I

1069
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,039
think it is. I don't know. I really don't know. So I

1070
01:10:32,199 --> 01:10:36,640
used to have to go out there
because they they wanted a live broadcast on

1071
01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:41,319
a Saturday night. Well, nobody
wanted to do it, and I was

1072
01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:46,880
promotion director, swing filling guy.
I eventually got afternoons and I continue to

1073
01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:49,920
do it, and I kind of
loved it because they paid me cash and

1074
01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:54,199
I think I got I don't know, one hundred and fifty bucks cash every

1075
01:10:54,319 --> 01:11:00,359
Saturday night. Probably probably you married
he must have been. No, I

1076
01:11:00,600 --> 01:11:04,079
wasn't. I was not. I
was. There had to be a good

1077
01:11:04,119 --> 01:11:10,239
couple of stories coming out. Yeah
maybe maybe look on your face because I

1078
01:11:10,399 --> 01:11:12,920
was engaged. But I just you
were engaged. I didn't I did.

1079
01:11:13,039 --> 01:11:15,720
I didn't marry that person. You
were engaged to somebody else, y y

1080
01:11:16,119 --> 01:11:19,880
y yeah yeah yeah yeah. I
have a sorted past. Doug got a

1081
01:11:20,079 --> 01:11:27,680
very very chess sorted subs got assorted. I got a Danny's favorite, a

1082
01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:30,640
little bit of everything. You weren't
using the lawnmower back then. You were

1083
01:11:30,680 --> 01:11:33,439
looking at you. You were working
on your Yeah, your young looks at

1084
01:11:33,479 --> 01:11:39,560
a who are you more? That's
the way. Well so, but I

1085
01:11:39,640 --> 01:11:43,760
remember, like on Halloween, the
chicks would be I mean there were some

1086
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:45,920
slutty outfits. Oh yeah, you
get away with it. Kevin Citty went

1087
01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:50,640
out this year because Stephanie I had
a party and they all Danny went Danny

1088
01:11:50,680 --> 01:11:55,840
went home afterwards because Danny's mature.
Uh, but everybody else went out and

1089
01:11:56,199 --> 01:11:58,760
and Kevin said that he saw a
bunch of like he goes. I couldn't

1090
01:11:58,760 --> 01:12:02,479
believe the outfits. And I'm thinking, thank god I never had a daughter.

1091
01:12:02,680 --> 01:12:05,119
I don't know that I could handled
it right in college. I remember

1092
01:12:05,159 --> 01:12:09,359
the girls all dressing up as sluts. Oh yeah, I mean they could

1093
01:12:09,359 --> 01:12:11,760
get away with it. Yeah,
I appreciate it, you know, I

1094
01:12:11,880 --> 01:12:20,079
really really did appreciate it. They
was good college. I have money for

1095
01:12:20,199 --> 01:12:26,039
Halloween costumes. No, but he
didn't. Who That's it. It was

1096
01:12:26,119 --> 01:12:29,880
just an excuse to drink and get
it exactly. Yeah. But uh,

1097
01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:33,199
how what was I gonna say?
Nothing at the strip club? Not that

1098
01:12:33,319 --> 01:12:38,239
I remember nothing. Halloween party.
I mean, girls did go a little

1099
01:12:38,319 --> 01:12:43,359
extra, but they're the same ones
that are probably dressing up now. Because

1100
01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:46,399
the Diamonds thing that I was gonna
say it was they had tried a guy

1101
01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:51,880
who now owns many restaurants in town, Charlie Fitzimmons. He owns Black and

1102
01:12:51,960 --> 01:13:00,159
Blue, He owns he owns Penfield, Pittsford, tacon Blue. Yes,

1103
01:13:00,279 --> 01:13:03,960
yeah, that one in Buffalo too. Yep. Uh is it still open?

1104
01:13:04,199 --> 01:13:08,359
I think so? Yeah? Yeah. Trotta, he owns Trotta.

1105
01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:12,720
He owns the Pittsford Bakery. Oh, no, kidd, the bakery.

1106
01:13:13,479 --> 01:13:16,560
Charlie is doing well. Yes,
so Charlie. They brought Charlie out to

1107
01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:21,000
do the Diamonds kick right because he
was we his producer at the time,

1108
01:13:21,079 --> 01:13:25,920
so they were looking to have somebody
who was a little better known. And

1109
01:13:26,199 --> 01:13:29,039
I think Charlie went out and he
hated doing it. So he got people

1110
01:13:29,079 --> 01:13:32,600
to dance on the pool table and
the guy on the place. So let's

1111
01:13:32,720 --> 01:13:36,239
never have him back here again.
And Charlie knew exactly what he was doing.

1112
01:13:38,079 --> 01:13:40,880
A smart guye oh yeah, I
never met him, but I've heard

1113
01:13:40,920 --> 01:13:43,640
so many stories, is pretty right, dude, of course. Well,

1114
01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:45,279
Diamonds used to have twenty five cent
beers for an hour, then go to

1115
01:13:45,359 --> 01:13:47,600
fifty cents, they go to a
dollar. I don't remember that. That

1116
01:13:47,640 --> 01:13:50,279
was a long time ago. Yeah
that was. That was in the Honey

1117
01:13:50,359 --> 01:13:55,800
Brown days, the Honey Brown car
four yeah, three, okay, all

1118
01:13:55,880 --> 01:13:57,840
right, that was even a little
before my time. When I was out

1119
01:13:57,840 --> 01:14:00,319
there. I think it was their
nice buy all this beer and then we

1120
01:14:00,439 --> 01:14:02,079
get warm while we're playing pool.
We really didn't think it out that right,

1121
01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:05,399
you know, but it was a
quarter so who carried? Yeah right,

1122
01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:09,680
you didn't care. You were young
and drinking. Yeah, now I'm

1123
01:14:09,720 --> 01:14:13,119
old, and do you know not
drinking? All right? Do you worry?

1124
01:14:13,359 --> 01:14:17,399
Like now I'm seeing all like they
Halloween and they fish your body out

1125
01:14:17,439 --> 01:14:20,359
of the river, and they do
all this stuff. But with Matthew Perry

1126
01:14:20,600 --> 01:14:27,640
being fifty four years old having died, and they say it's going to be

1127
01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:31,920
six weeks for the autopsy to come
back. He supposedly was clean. Who

1128
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:34,840
knows, supposedly supposedly. I think
I did a bunch of drugs over the

1129
01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:38,880
years. Yes he did, But
I always go, God rest his soul.

1130
01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:41,600
I'm sorry to hear it, but
when a guy our age dies,

1131
01:14:42,039 --> 01:14:45,399
I am always rooting for, like
an OD or something. And I don't

1132
01:14:45,439 --> 01:14:47,800
mean to be mean. They're already
gone. I'm only doing that because I'm

1133
01:14:47,840 --> 01:14:50,319
of a similar age, And I
go, well, I'm not doing that.

1134
01:14:50,359 --> 01:14:55,159
I'm gonna live right exactly. If
I hear he had a heart attack,

1135
01:14:55,520 --> 01:15:00,439
natural causes, it freaks me to
fuck out. Well that he did?

1136
01:15:00,119 --> 01:15:02,800
You know that he did? I
mean, you saw the weightless on

1137
01:15:02,920 --> 01:15:06,520
the TV show. Yeah, you
know that sucks up your heart? Yes,

1138
01:15:06,600 --> 01:15:10,119
it does? You know? Yeah, Well he was he said,

1139
01:15:10,159 --> 01:15:15,159
permanently. Yeah, he did a
lot of Uh. His weight fluctuation was

1140
01:15:15,239 --> 01:15:17,680
something that was indicative. And he
says he doesn't remember the last He said

1141
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:23,000
he didn't remember the last three years
something right, which is you know,

1142
01:15:23,239 --> 01:15:28,119
crazy one of the more memorable characters
and love characters. Uh, speaking of

1143
01:15:28,239 --> 01:15:30,560
characters, Doug is a movie guy. I don't. I never got into

1144
01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:35,039
horror films. I never gotten into
any of that show but popular as Danny

1145
01:15:35,079 --> 01:15:39,199
any. I'm not a horror film
guy. But for a while Scream.

1146
01:15:39,960 --> 01:15:43,159
No, my wife's not a horror
film person either. I Scream was my

1147
01:15:43,359 --> 01:15:45,560
one of my favorite movies of all
time for a while. But I've kind

1148
01:15:45,560 --> 01:15:47,880
of outgrown the whole horror flick thing. I've watched horror films and I was

1149
01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:50,000
like, yeah, it doesn't do
anything for me. All Right, Doug,

1150
01:15:50,039 --> 01:15:54,079
what do you got. I'm going
to a fi top horror films,

1151
01:15:54,199 --> 01:15:58,720
all right, the biggest uh one
hundred years of one hundred thrills. Afi.

1152
01:15:59,279 --> 01:16:02,319
I'm gonna guess that the birds is
in here by? Oh yeah,

1153
01:16:02,359 --> 01:16:08,279
that's a good one. I did
see that very scary. That was where

1154
01:16:08,319 --> 01:16:12,000
I realized most people will duck when
birds fly at them. You ever get

1155
01:16:12,039 --> 01:16:14,239
a bird in your house? Same
thing. I had a bird in my

1156
01:16:14,439 --> 01:16:16,800
house, my hallway. I had
eight of them, eight of them.

1157
01:16:16,840 --> 01:16:19,039
I forgot to tell you this.
Yeah, I opened the door, I

1158
01:16:19,119 --> 01:16:24,520
got a little patty or to walk
through and there was eight birds and I

1159
01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:27,840
had to get to my car to
uber. I got somebody waiting for me,

1160
01:16:28,399 --> 01:16:31,640
and then of course like swooping at
you. No, they were just

1161
01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:34,399
stuck and it you know, they're
trying to get out. They kept hitting

1162
01:16:34,399 --> 01:16:39,520
the oh the wind window, and
uh, I'm an animal lover. I

1163
01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:42,720
don't have enough time to for my
own pets. But I opened the door.

1164
01:16:43,159 --> 01:16:45,840
I jacked it open, and I'm
like, okay, everybody out.

1165
01:16:45,920 --> 01:16:48,039
Let's so they're supposed to listen to
me, like snow white, come on.

1166
01:16:48,600 --> 01:16:53,520
So finally I was down the last
one and he just wanted to get

1167
01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:56,000
out, and I just grabbed him
and said, here you go. So

1168
01:16:56,439 --> 01:17:02,279
you grabbed the burden. Yeah,
pretty good. I think most people duck

1169
01:17:02,479 --> 01:17:05,600
and hide at birds, and I
think the Birds movie freaked a lot of

1170
01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:09,399
people out. My mother's age,
she can't stand. Well. Look at

1171
01:17:09,439 --> 01:17:12,359
Jaws did for Sharks Jaws same thing. Yeah, you know, yeah,

1172
01:17:12,399 --> 01:17:15,520
people didn't think much. I saw
a thing today where it said, uh,

1173
01:17:16,560 --> 01:17:23,880
beachgoers look on in horror as man
attacked by shark in ocean, and

1174
01:17:24,039 --> 01:17:27,319
I go, holy fuck, could
you imagine like right in front of you.

1175
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:29,840
Yeah, and we're seeing them get
closer and closer, and we're hearing

1176
01:17:29,880 --> 01:17:31,720
about more and more shark attacks.
I still say it's a minuscule and rare

1177
01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:36,399
thing. You have you eaten by
a shark? You really can't report it?

1178
01:17:40,880 --> 01:17:43,439
Know what? Somebody else get somebody
else could tell me that I did.

1179
01:17:45,119 --> 01:17:47,319
This doesn't give me a list.
This has given me a list of

1180
01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:51,960
here's some good ones, though.
I'm just fly through Invasion of the Body

1181
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:58,119
Snatchers nineteen seventy nine, Carrie.
Yeah, basically I have somebody who want

1182
01:17:58,119 --> 01:18:00,560
to costume contest, dressing up as
Carrie. See now they had the terminator

1183
01:18:00,640 --> 01:18:05,520
on, so this might have been
the shining. Oh, the shining.

1184
01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:15,079
That's a good one. Stephen helps
Stephen k sixteen Best Horror Movies All Time

1185
01:18:15,159 --> 01:18:16,439
Movie Web. Okay, and they
went to sixteen of them. Well,

1186
01:18:16,439 --> 01:18:20,760
I'm just throwing clicking on whatever the
sixth sense is at sixteen. Oh,

1187
01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:29,039
Frankenstein, the original fifteen fourteen Invasions
of Body Statchers Carrie. And this one.

1188
01:18:29,680 --> 01:18:31,119
Hell, it's Psycho. Psycho's gotta
be on that list. Psycho is

1189
01:18:31,159 --> 01:18:36,199
usually number one. This is the
same list The Night of the Hunter with

1190
01:18:36,319 --> 01:18:43,319
Robert Mitcham never saw it. No, the Shining Deliverance, Deliverance, Yeah,

1191
01:18:43,439 --> 01:18:47,399
King Kong, Alien, Alien wasn't
scary. I've seen that now.

1192
01:18:47,479 --> 01:18:53,279
When I was a younger kid,
Rosemary's Baby, when you were birds.

1193
01:18:53,399 --> 01:18:56,479
Maybe because I grew up in a
different generation than you guys, but when

1194
01:18:56,520 --> 01:18:59,880
I was in elementary school, people
would talk about, you know, scary

1195
01:19:00,079 --> 01:19:03,479
movies like like a Nightmare on Elm
Street, Yes, or Halloween me yes,

1196
01:19:04,159 --> 01:19:09,680
And you're like, Freddy Krueger scary, Like Ghostbusters was scary in your

1197
01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:12,000
kid? Was there ever a movie
when you grew up You're like, yeah,

1198
01:19:12,079 --> 01:19:15,960
that's not scary. It's more funny
than anything else or silly because like

1199
01:19:16,159 --> 01:19:20,399
the later Jason's Jason or Friday the
Thirteenth part eight, like come on,

1200
01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:24,640
yeah, I never watched any of
that stuff. I never I was never

1201
01:19:24,680 --> 01:19:28,000
a fan. And I do remember
like my buddy trying to be tough and

1202
01:19:28,359 --> 01:19:32,199
he he was so freaked out because
his dad they strung up all like a

1203
01:19:32,359 --> 01:19:36,720
wire between two houses and one was
at the top of the hill and there

1204
01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:40,840
was a little bit down on the
back side of the hill, and so

1205
01:19:41,199 --> 01:19:44,600
as he's coming back from trick or
treating. Oh, they released this thing

1206
01:19:44,680 --> 01:19:50,000
and go down and somebody go he
fucking screaming, running doing all and his

1207
01:19:50,079 --> 01:19:53,720
old man's just laughing his ass off. This is the old man that got

1208
01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:59,399
drunk and my brother. But this
is the weirdest fan of the story.

1209
01:20:00,359 --> 01:20:02,439
There's the same kid, this kid, Jack Coffman, and that lovely,

1210
01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:09,239
lovely family. They were very sweet, but dad drank a ton so much

1211
01:20:09,359 --> 01:20:13,279
that their dog's name was Whiskey.
And then they had another dog and they

1212
01:20:13,439 --> 01:20:16,039
decided they didn't want it, so
my parents adopted it. And that dog

1213
01:20:16,159 --> 01:20:20,359
was a Golden Retriever named Bailey.
So it's like everything was booze right.

1214
01:20:20,399 --> 01:20:27,359
This guy he so they had there
was Jack. Jack had a twin sister

1215
01:20:27,399 --> 01:20:31,239
who had a tragic end to her
life, and then many about eight years

1216
01:20:31,319 --> 01:20:35,600
later, his parents had twin boys. The boys were in my younger brother's

1217
01:20:35,640 --> 01:20:39,359
class, my brother, they had
two sweat sets of twins. Yes,

1218
01:20:39,520 --> 01:20:43,880
wow, yep, so that it
was Jeff and Paul, one of the

1219
01:20:44,039 --> 01:20:46,119
younger brothers. My brother gets on, Oh not Jack Daniels and Jim Bean.

1220
01:20:46,239 --> 01:20:51,800
No, so because I grew up
with a Jim Beam and his father's

1221
01:20:51,880 --> 01:20:56,800
name was Jim. These guys get
on the bus and it's just before Christmas,

1222
01:20:56,920 --> 01:20:59,319
and then they're like, oh,
they're sitting there and they're starting to

1223
01:20:59,359 --> 01:21:01,840
cry or whatever. My brother goes, hey, man, nice new jackets

1224
01:21:02,159 --> 01:21:05,600
and why I got new backpacks too? What's going wow? What's going on?

1225
01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:10,960
And there? Or did I got
drunk last night and insisted it was

1226
01:21:11,039 --> 01:21:16,000
it was Christmas? Made us exchange
kift. I'm not kidding, it's real.

1227
01:21:16,319 --> 01:21:18,920
I went, Oh, my god, we used to do We used

1228
01:21:18,920 --> 01:21:21,760
to laugh our asses off, my
brother, my father and I and we

1229
01:21:21,800 --> 01:21:27,039
would have the Hoffman family calendar and
they'd be celebrating, you know, Easter

1230
01:21:27,199 --> 01:21:31,680
and February, fourth of July in
March. It's like, but the father,

1231
01:21:31,840 --> 01:21:35,359
can you imagine that? You're how
And as I laugh, I now

1232
01:21:35,439 --> 01:21:39,239
go, how traumatic? For?
I mean, how fucked up? Is

1233
01:21:39,319 --> 01:21:44,600
that terrible? And I mean it's
really it's like it's sitcom funny. It's

1234
01:21:44,680 --> 01:21:47,359
like really dark. It would be
like a comedy. It's funny for somebody

1235
01:21:47,399 --> 01:21:50,000
else's fair one, but it's like
a dark comedy. You would read you

1236
01:21:50,119 --> 01:21:53,960
go, oh, okay, you
know that's two and a half men.

1237
01:21:54,119 --> 01:21:58,520
Charlie was always drunk and that's funny
but in real life when you got apparently

1238
01:21:58,560 --> 01:22:01,359
that's always bosing your old man.
I mean, Christmas is a huge deal

1239
01:22:01,399 --> 01:22:04,279
when you're a kid, that's like
the biggest thing in the world. Yeah,

1240
01:22:04,279 --> 01:22:10,399
I mean, you know what to
have anybody who bakes Christmas cookies walk

1241
01:22:10,439 --> 01:22:13,520
into the house and somebody goes,
oh man, it brings me back and

1242
01:22:13,640 --> 01:22:16,920
you remember everything around Christmas is a
happy memory. Except for the Hoffmans,

1243
01:22:17,720 --> 01:22:23,680
you know what I'm saying. Because
Dad got drunk and insists it was Christmas.

1244
01:22:23,720 --> 01:22:27,000
I couldn't fucking believe it. What
what time of year was it?

1245
01:22:27,680 --> 01:22:30,159
Oh, it's just before. It
was like a week or two before Christmas.

1246
01:22:30,199 --> 01:22:31,479
The kids were still in school.
It was December, so it wasn't

1247
01:22:31,560 --> 01:22:35,359
like fourth of July or anything like
we're doing this now. No, but

1248
01:22:36,479 --> 01:22:43,520
happy Wednesday. But how drunk a
Christmas? Don't tell me different. How's

1249
01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:46,000
Joe doing to the plant? He's
making headway, He's gonna get that promotion.

1250
01:22:46,279 --> 01:22:51,119
You gotta be shitting me. It's
Christmas. It's like and oh God,

1251
01:22:51,439 --> 01:22:56,199
and you felt bad because the kids
were so upset, Like you're going

1252
01:22:56,279 --> 01:22:59,960
to school upset. You know what
I mean, You're gonna have to explain

1253
01:23:00,079 --> 01:23:01,880
everybody. I don't think kids like
a lot of questions, you know,

1254
01:23:01,920 --> 01:23:04,680
they don't want to be questioned,
especially by if you're coming in with new

1255
01:23:04,720 --> 01:23:09,399
stuff and Christmas, all right,
everybody comes in. Everybody does new jagged

1256
01:23:09,720 --> 01:23:13,760
sneakers knew something. There's a coming
in a week or two before with all

1257
01:23:13,800 --> 01:23:16,520
your new ship. Hey, Timmy, what's going on? Everybody's gonna ask

1258
01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:19,880
you? And we did Christmas early
and then you get why, but then

1259
01:23:19,880 --> 01:23:24,840
you're gonna be ostracized. Wait where's
mom? Now? I think Missus Hoffman

1260
01:23:24,920 --> 01:23:27,439
is still around and I hope the
Hoffman family doesn't hear this, but I

1261
01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:30,840
kind of don't care. I hope
they do. Here would be my question,

1262
01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:34,960
where is mom? Missus Hoffman to
say the next day? Right?

1263
01:23:35,159 --> 01:23:39,399
All the trauma happened the night before, right, Dad's got to be pastor

1264
01:23:39,640 --> 01:23:42,079
the night before, the night before
the night before the night before Christmas.

1265
01:23:43,159 --> 01:23:45,920
That is probably so passed out of
sleep. Okay, you get the kids

1266
01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:49,399
up. Do you have to make
them wear the ship? Do you have

1267
01:23:49,600 --> 01:23:53,560
to make them wear do you take
the coach and go bois? Well?

1268
01:23:53,640 --> 01:23:56,479
Wait this to I don't know,
I don't know. I don't know what

1269
01:23:56,560 --> 01:24:00,800
I would do if I were that
pore there back there for the life's on

1270
01:24:00,880 --> 01:24:02,920
the red flags. You know what
she did once? This is another true

1271
01:24:02,960 --> 01:24:05,600
story. I'm gonna get in so
much trouble with my family. John.

1272
01:24:06,279 --> 01:24:11,600
She once went, Uh, they
were at a bowling alley or something right,

1273
01:24:11,680 --> 01:24:15,520
and he got drunk and she got
really pissed off, and she went

1274
01:24:15,600 --> 01:24:17,119
out and she bragged about this.
I think to my parents because I heard

1275
01:24:17,159 --> 01:24:20,800
my dad. My dad would find
out the juicy gossip and he couldn't keep

1276
01:24:20,840 --> 01:24:24,159
his mouth. Said he'd come home. He'd be laughing his ass off about

1277
01:24:24,159 --> 01:24:29,920
it. She wrote in lipstick.
Maybe maybe he was supposed to come home.

1278
01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:31,960
He was either at a bar or
bowling alley. I can't really remember,

1279
01:24:32,039 --> 01:24:35,000
just pretty much a bar with balls. She walked, she went and

1280
01:24:35,800 --> 01:24:39,439
with lipstick on the windshield of his
car, she wrote, fuck you,

1281
01:24:39,640 --> 01:24:45,520
Bob, I took the kids.
I want to get her on the phone.

1282
01:24:45,800 --> 01:24:49,920
Here's a question. Here's a question. Did she write it backwards?

1283
01:24:50,600 --> 01:25:00,840
So when he got in the car, he's looking at Japanese f dyslexic,

1284
01:25:03,319 --> 01:25:06,640
A fake guy. Now I don't
have to celebrate Christmas anything. Were there

1285
01:25:06,720 --> 01:25:12,199
red flags? Yeah, there were
red flags and dad was like his dad

1286
01:25:12,399 --> 01:25:15,880
was like this nineteen fifties kind of
tough guy, you know what I mean,

1287
01:25:15,119 --> 01:25:19,880
had the cigarettes. John Wayne,
he was John Wayne, rolled up,

1288
01:25:20,039 --> 01:25:25,880
he had his hair slicked back.
We don't have loved, loved Jimmy,

1289
01:25:26,520 --> 01:25:29,920
Yeah, there you go. Loved
Ronald Reagan, loved Ronald Reagan.

1290
01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:32,439
Was it the born in the USA
guy? Yes, he blasted born.

1291
01:25:32,479 --> 01:25:35,560
Oh. I was thinking about this
the other day. I remember going,

1292
01:25:36,199 --> 01:25:40,520
he does he realize what you're saying
about about They put a gun in my

1293
01:25:40,600 --> 01:25:43,199
hand and sent me off to kill
the yellow Man. When I came back,

1294
01:25:43,239 --> 01:25:45,319
I got basically know. So that's
the song that Bruce sings Born in

1295
01:25:45,359 --> 01:25:49,399
the USA. But man, mister
Hoffin would blasted out there, come on,

1296
01:25:49,560 --> 01:25:53,920
fellows, We'd be doing cannonballs into
their bottle cap pool. I didn't

1297
01:25:53,920 --> 01:25:56,920
fucking care. It was a great
time. It's just like I always was,

1298
01:25:57,000 --> 01:25:59,840
like, something's not connecting you.
They had money, they had means.

1299
01:26:00,239 --> 01:26:03,359
He had means. He was he
was a contractor. He did beautiful

1300
01:26:03,439 --> 01:26:08,560
work. He was very talented.
Drunk, I guess, yeah, well

1301
01:26:08,560 --> 01:26:11,880
they're passed out by not they there
or whatever, but yeah, passed out

1302
01:26:11,920 --> 01:26:15,680
eight or nine. We're ready to
go. Always referred to my my the

1303
01:26:15,800 --> 01:26:18,279
kid. I was friends with Jack
as a boy. Hey boy, come

1304
01:26:18,319 --> 01:26:21,520
over here, boy. That was
always his thing. And then once Jack

1305
01:26:21,640 --> 01:26:25,600
used his thermis, he had a
thermaiscy. He would take to the site

1306
01:26:25,960 --> 01:26:28,960
to go down and feed the dog
whiskey with water. And I think,

1307
01:26:29,640 --> 01:26:31,439
I don't even know what happened.
Dad lost his fucking ship. That you

1308
01:26:31,560 --> 01:26:35,800
don't, But I'm wondering now as
I look back, I wonder if Dad

1309
01:26:35,920 --> 01:26:41,159
now booze in there and the kid
is putting booze not knowing it in the

1310
01:26:41,239 --> 01:26:45,399
dog's dish or whatever, or dumped
out the booze and filled the I don't

1311
01:26:45,399 --> 01:26:47,640
know. I just the old man. I mean, they were. They

1312
01:26:47,680 --> 01:26:54,079
were a funny It was a funny
family they were. I was. They

1313
01:26:54,119 --> 01:26:57,279
were like he had two older sisters, both of them. Baby sent me

1314
01:26:57,520 --> 01:27:01,640
Lovely Surely was one and was the
older. And they were just really nice,

1315
01:27:02,199 --> 01:27:05,279
very very nice kids, like you
know what I mean, like every

1316
01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:10,640
you would you were almost proud to
have them as you know what I mean.

1317
01:27:10,680 --> 01:27:14,760
They were that that fam. But
but they were the dad was just

1318
01:27:14,880 --> 01:27:17,319
a little there, like the Sinatras, a little goofy and poor Jack.

1319
01:27:17,439 --> 01:27:20,119
It was he was kind of like
a gumby kind of kid, you know

1320
01:27:20,119 --> 01:27:23,279
what I mean. He wasn't very
athletic and stuff like that, and the

1321
01:27:23,359 --> 01:27:27,279
old man wanted him to be a
fucking football iron gridge star and all this

1322
01:27:27,359 --> 01:27:32,439
shit. It wasn't happening, glory
days. It just wasn't happening. And

1323
01:27:33,079 --> 01:27:38,600
oh God, can I tell one
more story? Yeah, because I have

1324
01:27:38,720 --> 01:27:42,199
one too, Just one more story
about these guys. This is terrible,

1325
01:27:42,199 --> 01:27:46,159
and I'm gonna get myself in a
lot of trouble and take a breath.

1326
01:27:46,520 --> 01:27:51,880
So Jack wound up going into the
army and he was over in desert storm

1327
01:27:53,000 --> 01:27:55,600
and when he came home, so
he ended up living born in the USA.

1328
01:27:55,760 --> 01:28:00,039
Yeah, when he came home.
To celebrateasically that he came home,

1329
01:28:00,439 --> 01:28:06,039
they took a family trip to New
Orleans, Okay, which is a perfect

1330
01:28:06,079 --> 01:28:14,359
place for the father. I don't
know according to now, I don't know

1331
01:28:14,520 --> 01:28:17,119
that I did not hear this story, worship, but I did. Again,

1332
01:28:17,520 --> 01:28:23,760
I think I heard this from family
members that he said the father,

1333
01:28:24,600 --> 01:28:27,720
Bob Hoffman, said to the son, if you can't get laid here,

1334
01:28:27,960 --> 01:28:31,640
you can't get laid anywhere, and
told he went off and I think he

1335
01:28:31,800 --> 01:28:36,920
banged some chick. He ended up
marrying that girl seventeen or something. I

1336
01:28:38,000 --> 01:28:42,239
don't know if he did, and
they stayed married. I think to this

1337
01:28:42,399 --> 01:28:45,399
day they're married. Yeah. So
I mean it worked, everything worked out,

1338
01:28:45,840 --> 01:28:48,399
It all worked out. But I
mean, I just remember hearing like

1339
01:28:48,800 --> 01:28:51,720
it was always like this. I
don't know it was, it was,

1340
01:28:51,920 --> 01:28:56,119
it was, it was a different
world. It was just a So there

1341
01:28:56,199 --> 01:28:59,079
was a family where I grew up
to and the parents are still together.

1342
01:28:59,520 --> 01:29:02,399
The father stopped drinking like twenty years
ago, and he told my father,

1343
01:29:02,520 --> 01:29:04,760
I've changed, mister broll, I've
changed because my father used to have to

1344
01:29:04,840 --> 01:29:06,760
coach literally with them once in a
while, and the guy, you could

1345
01:29:06,800 --> 01:29:11,479
smell it out. He would drink
his dinner and Uh, this family.

1346
01:29:11,479 --> 01:29:13,840
I'm not gonna mention their name because
when I mentioned their name on the break

1347
01:29:13,920 --> 01:29:17,039
room, I did that. I
mentioned the name because when I mentioned their

1348
01:29:17,119 --> 01:29:20,479
name on the break group, I
got text messages from people who still live

1349
01:29:20,560 --> 01:29:24,760
back home who streamed the show.
We're like, oh, yeah, so

1350
01:29:25,399 --> 01:29:30,800
what happens is one Christmas, Uh, my buddy Davey came over and he

1351
01:29:30,880 --> 01:29:32,840
goes I got the greatest story about
this family, They go, why what

1352
01:29:32,960 --> 01:29:36,520
happened today? Because there's always something
going on. So they got up,

1353
01:29:38,000 --> 01:29:41,880
Like mister so and so was drunk, got the kids up. Usually you

1354
01:29:41,960 --> 01:29:44,920
want to sleep it if you're drinking. Oh he was drinking all day that

1355
01:29:45,199 --> 01:29:46,520
you never went to bed. So
he gets sell the kids up and they

1356
01:29:46,560 --> 01:29:51,000
open up all their stuff. Right. Well, family so dysfunctional. So

1357
01:29:51,279 --> 01:29:55,600
they bothering eat CD players right at
a time when a CD player was a

1358
01:29:55,640 --> 01:29:58,960
pretty big deal. So all three
kids have all four kids have CD players.

1359
01:29:59,119 --> 01:30:01,720
Well, the two youngest fighting because
they're playing. Ones playing Rage against

1360
01:30:01,760 --> 01:30:06,000
the Machine on his CD player and
the other one's playing like somewhat country music

1361
01:30:06,079 --> 01:30:09,840
on hers. He goes, hey, bitch, turn yours down. I

1362
01:30:09,920 --> 01:30:13,399
can't hear Ridge against the machine.
She goes a few like some other like

1363
01:30:13,560 --> 01:30:16,039
nasty name. They start going back
and forth. He grabs a freaking knife

1364
01:30:16,079 --> 01:30:18,840
from the kitchen, goes in and
just cuts the cord of her CD player

1365
01:30:19,039 --> 01:30:23,399
that she just opened up for Christmas. It's not even eight o'clock in the

1366
01:30:23,439 --> 01:30:26,720
morning. My buddy Davey's on the
phone with his buddy who lived with them,

1367
01:30:27,079 --> 01:30:29,720
and goes like The oldest son goes, oh, yeah, just another

1368
01:30:29,840 --> 01:30:32,079
day, another Christmas here for our
family. But man, they ended up

1369
01:30:32,159 --> 01:30:35,640
like okay, but the kids ended
up okay and it was so weird.

1370
01:30:35,720 --> 01:30:41,520
But they were dysfunctional for a long
time. Let me run down from uh

1371
01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:46,079
I ambd dot com. Which is
a movie? Yeah, base top eleven

1372
01:30:46,239 --> 01:30:48,880
scariot horror movies that they have?
All right, what do you got at

1373
01:30:48,920 --> 01:30:53,720
eleven? Yeah? Jaws? Well
okay, all right, Well they've ever

1374
01:30:53,800 --> 01:31:01,439
gone to the Halloween as like the
Shark question left Shark Look, Perry Donn

1375
01:31:01,479 --> 01:31:08,239
of the Dead yea, uh,
Suspira. I pronounced it wrong. I

1376
01:31:08,319 --> 01:31:15,159
think it's a foreign film Halloween.
Rosemary's Baby, the thing I just watched

1377
01:31:15,159 --> 01:31:18,680
the other day. I forgot about
the alien Psycho Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The

1378
01:31:18,760 --> 01:31:25,000
Shining and Exorcist Texas Chainsaw was scary
back to the day. I remember watching

1379
01:31:25,079 --> 01:31:30,760
that at sleepover a birthday party for
somebody. Do they that they did Psycho

1380
01:31:30,880 --> 01:31:35,279
too? And let's go the top
ten worst candies ever? Oh, candy

1381
01:31:35,319 --> 01:31:41,439
corn, Candy Corns number one,
Circus Peanuts is number one. You know

1382
01:31:41,520 --> 01:31:45,560
what marshmallows, marshmallows, do you
think about it? Yeah? Pretty bad.

1383
01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:49,039
We'll start from ten and go up
TUTSI rolls. I love to rolls.

1384
01:31:49,279 --> 01:31:57,600
You. I think in Wisconsin somebody
found a nail in their totsy role.

1385
01:31:59,039 --> 01:32:01,279
I swear to God. Probably some
kids stuck it there to say they

1386
01:32:01,359 --> 01:32:03,439
got it, But I don't know. Bit O honey, have you ever

1387
01:32:03,479 --> 01:32:08,560
heard of that? Yeah? Bit
of honey, licorice? Smarties at seven

1388
01:32:08,640 --> 01:32:15,880
Mary Jane's Yeah, at number six, wax cola bottom You remember those peanut

1389
01:32:15,920 --> 01:32:21,079
butter kisses? Oh? I like
peanut butter Nico wafers, Yeah, candy

1390
01:32:21,159 --> 01:32:27,880
corn in circus, Peanuts in the
top ten. Are you went? What's

1391
01:32:27,920 --> 01:32:30,560
your favorite? My favorite peanut part? That's number one? Yeah, that's

1392
01:32:30,640 --> 01:32:34,039
number one. EM and MS gotta
be on there is two Snickers, Snickers

1393
01:32:34,279 --> 01:32:40,920
is ten. KitKat kit Cat is
not on here? Twis what? Two?

1394
01:32:41,159 --> 01:32:45,000
Wix is not on there? How
about the what's the what's the one?

1395
01:32:45,079 --> 01:32:49,760
The Simpsons used to do? Peanut
butter finger Peanut butter by the way,

1396
01:32:49,840 --> 01:32:53,239
that stuff is nasty when you try
to get it out of your teeth.

1397
01:32:53,560 --> 01:32:56,640
The butterfing butter fingers. I used
to love those because I only ate

1398
01:32:56,680 --> 01:32:59,159
them on Halloween. I used to
steal all the kids candy used to tell

1399
01:32:59,159 --> 01:33:01,239
them it was the parents tat I
used to take the dad text for taking

1400
01:33:01,279 --> 01:33:04,760
it around. Number Tennis, Snickers, Nina is Hershey, Mini Bars,

1401
01:33:05,640 --> 01:33:09,600
Candy corn is on there for number
eight. I don't know how is that

1402
01:33:09,720 --> 01:33:12,640
both of them? You either love
it or you hate it. Hershe's Kisses,

1403
01:33:12,720 --> 01:33:16,079
number seven, Starburst number six,
number five, sour Patch Kids,

1404
01:33:16,520 --> 01:33:21,199
Forest Kittles three is hot, Tomali's
Yeah, yeah, Eminem's and Reese's cups

1405
01:33:21,479 --> 01:33:27,520
who wrote? But who could cock
to this list Rolling Stone Stones Guitar Greatest

1406
01:33:27,560 --> 01:33:30,960
Guitarist List. Yes, people have
lost their freaking mind. I mean,

1407
01:33:31,039 --> 01:33:34,479
for crime out. Neil Young's out
there, like that's the big joke.

1408
01:33:34,479 --> 01:33:40,079
If you can't play guitar, nice
job, Neil Young. You can't do

1409
01:33:40,159 --> 01:33:43,319
a solo. I like Neil Young. I love Neil Young, but you

1410
01:33:43,319 --> 01:33:45,920
can play great rhythm guitar, but
he can't play lead to save his life.

1411
01:33:45,000 --> 01:33:47,199
Yeah, five ways. Surprised when
I saw Loure in there. I

1412
01:33:47,279 --> 01:33:51,039
think he was like fighty. I
don't know he was in the top one

1413
01:33:51,159 --> 01:33:54,520
hundred. I know, it's all
I know. It's like when people tell

1414
01:33:54,520 --> 01:33:56,439
you, like, oh, hark
clapped is the greatest, Like you clearly

1415
01:33:56,520 --> 01:33:59,439
have never played guitar, but slow
hand that's what they call him for a

1416
01:33:59,520 --> 01:34:02,680
reason. For Elvis, I mean
Doug hung hu have a good hunko hug

1417
01:34:02,840 --> 01:34:06,079
Halloween. OWT there, baby,
you know what I'm saying for Dan Marilla,

1418
01:34:06,159 --> 01:34:11,399
who despite all things, didn't dress
up because he's a good husband.

1419
01:34:12,479 --> 01:34:15,560
I'm Bill Moran. Will see you
tomorrow, dude, I'm trying to TV.

1420
01:34:15,720 --> 01:34:20,479
Don't rule. A letter to you
day A stand