When your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice mix in some vodkas.
Call it a podcast from the Mac of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven
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Well, hello and happy Halloween because we're taking it on Halloween nights. Thanks
for getting your pot on. Thanks for telling a friend. That's how we
spread the word about the pirate ship in costume Tonight's hawk. You know what
I'm saying, baby, Oh, Bill Fied has been around since sixty eight
in Vegas. You know what, Caesar fails. I played a double show
with Bill. He opened up for me for I almost that five to ten
minutes. What do you sing? Rock and Robin and Monster mashback then Bury
Monster mash It's rights you and Wayne Newton? Yeah, doing lines all night?
Waye you're knocking on the door, like, come on, let me
in. Wayne Newton, whose face is tighter than in the other part of
his body. My god, that is how old is that guy out?
He's got to be eighty oh at least, and he's still out under over
when Wayne shows Wayne Newton doing stuff. Yes, people still go to see
Wayne Newton. Yeah, wouldn't you go? No? Would your mom go?
No? No, no, not a fan. My parents came.
He's eighty one. My parents came to see me in Hollywood when I lived
out there, and we went to Vegas and I got him tickets for Wayne
Newton, and my dad said he still performed really well, I'm sure he
does. Yeah, doing it for so long, yeah, mail it in
after a while. Does he still do that thing where he goes around the
band and plays every instrument during one song? Yes? Oh really Yeah?
From when I remember, Oh that's funny, I usually played the buffet.
Yeah, you look like it working out. Looks like just got there with
a Smorgan sports. Did you uh as a kid? Do you go out
trick or treating in Halloween? And? Oh? Yeah? Did you ever
do? As you get older, you get into any Shenanigans, throwing eggs?
Do anything like? No, no, every once in a while.
I remember a couple of years back seeing some broken eggs when I was walking
one of the boys around, and I thought, yeah, good, I
like that. I like that. I like it because it's just that you
couldn't throw eggs. You got to drive three miles of your neighbor's house that
I did throw and then throw it to wake up the chickens. I mean,
what a mess you went cow tipping, didn't you. I will tell
you that I don't believe that that works. Yes, I have tried it,
and I don't believe you can actually typical. I will tell you honestly
know IPEd a few waitresses no no, no, no, no, wait,
those were halfers. Okay, there's the difference. Excuse me out there,
Atlantash. Yeah. But I remember, like, and I do remember
kids jumping out of some woods, some of the older guys in neighborhood,
trying to steal our candy, and then like everybody I was with scattered to
this one kid. His name was Jack Hoffman. We used to call him
Jack off Man. And Jack ran all the way to my house and he's
huffing and puffing and he's like mister, and I stayed back because I was
gonna fight for my candy. And then one of the guys recognized he was
like, it's Billy me, and they were they were all cool, but
uh, I just I remember all that stuff, and I thought there's an
innocence to that. Like now, you're almost afraid to let you gotta go
with your kid. I saw a video, absolutely well, I saw a
video. It's me and my kid is now thirteen. I must have gone
on Facebook live. It popped up in my memories and it's me and Jamison
trick or treating and he goes up to some house and they're like, take
a fistfold. So he takes a fistful and the lady goes, no,
no, no, my hands are bigger, and she reaches in and she
goes, I just want to get rid of the candy. She throws in
there, and he turns to the camera goes, happy Halloween, everybody,
this is awesome, and he goes run. There was the cutest thing.
I would have remembered it had it not popped up on Facebook. It actually
made me a little sad. And then I thought, well, even if
he lived with me, now, we're not doing that. He's thirteen,
you know could do that are great to have, well, the memories are
great to have. But then I started thinking about you know, Halloween,
and did you ever do things that you Never threw eggs, never threw eggs
at cars or anything. No, that's wrong, Yes it was wrong.
Yeah, it didn't matter. How about I know the answer with Danny.
But in a small town, we did. Oh yeah, that's what I'm
saying. In a small we would dress up in like dark clothing and we
would go around and throw like eggs, or we would throw a toilet paper,
we'd throw balloons full of shaving cream or whatever we could. But that
was just one time, just one year. After that, it just okay,
we've had our farm, we're done. No, we wanted to do
it. Well. I remember, like we used to throw snowballs. And
I remember once my buddy and I we were older, we were like fifteen
sixteen. He nailed the windshield and I hit the back windshield and this truck
locked up its brakes and was on a highway and the guy came like,
we ran up back up this hill and we're hiding in the house and then
all of a sudden there's a knock on the door and it's just like real
redneck guy's got a leather strap with a shark's tooth or maybe his mother's tooth.
Other what the fuck it was it incisor yeah, and then uh,
you know, we leave, and then later on we come back and his
Mom's like, hey, somebody stopped buying and said there were because we lied.
We're like, oh no, the dog was going crazy and yeah,
I go, I saw some kids run by, but their footsteps all lead
in the snow up to the house, you know, like there was no
hiding and uh And she said, well, he said, if you guys
don't talk, he's gonna call the uh, the state troopers. I don't
think we ever because the state troopers were the only ones that would come around.
We didn't have a sheriff's department. There was the Pine Plains Police,
but he said state troopers. So and then I go, it's kind of
that broken window theory. Do you remember the broken window theory? The broken
window theories from like the early eighties, as sociologist came up with the idea
that in urban areas, when you had a broken window, it was a
sign of crime, and if you didn't crack down on the petty little crime
would lead to bigger and bigger and bigger crime. And I think we're starting
to see that today because I go, you know, like a lot of
broken windows on the outside. Yeah, you know what I'm saying, Like
I went in urban environments there's a lot of that shit, And I go,
it's a weird thing because I was thinking as a kid, they would
go to your parents or they would go to the cops, and you were
kind of like and you just never did it again, right, And I
remember somebody else getting in trouble and they called the cops and they pressed charges.
Somebody was smashing mailboxes and they caught them. They would fit the baseball
bat out. And it was always this one teacher who lived around the corner
that everybody hated and missus fleming. Their mailbox was always smashed. And I
think her husband wound up pressing charges on somebody and he said, look,
I'm doing this for your own good. And in a way, you know
what that seems like as a young guy, he's something easy to say for
my own good. But in a way it kind of deterred you from doing
shitty things and shipping up the nails. If you actually got in trouble,
you went to jail. Now you have appearance tickets and you get four or
five of them and nobody cares. Okay. So that's the thing is they
say that when you start seeing broken windows, clearly nobody cares it almost encourages
further crime. And I was thinking about it, and I go, that's
interesting because we had the Kia Boys, and yeah, what's that one that
I ever heard of? It? We haven't heard a lot, but back
at Saint Patrick's Day, just as an I just as a point of reference,
Uh, Sheriff Baxter told me about I think it was a twelve or
thirteen year old kid who got picked up for the eighth time being part of
a group stealing the eighth eighth time. Right, So, broken window theory,
being slap on the wrint, nobody gives a shit, nobody cares.
I'm watching on X the other day and I don't know what city it was.
It could have been in La, I'm not sure. They're walking into
a store. They got bags and bolt cutters and they're going in and it's
daylight and they didn't give a shit. They were closing down twenty to thirty
stores nationwide because Walgreens closed the lot out in California, San Francisco, particular
Francisco. Yeah, so I mean, but they're just walking in and taking
ship. Yeah, welcome to George Soros's America. And I go, this
is fucking wild and I'm like, boy, that made that broken window theory
in my head when I thought about it, that they had a point that
you cracked down on it and took a little pride in your neighborhood and that
was it. And I thought that I saw yesterday. I didn't get to
read the story that Baxter they were going to try to reduce the crime to
a misdemeanor for stuff like that so they could actually go after the offenders.
Well that could be. I don't know that. I mean that just came
yesterday, but the strategy being like if they reduced the penalty, then they
could go actually like hold these kids. I don't know how it works.
I have to look more into it, but I mean they got to do
something, yeah, because like the Shah, I mean, sorry, but
like we need we need law and order here. Yeah, we don't have
it a New York sting. So it's like that mischief the egg thing,
and like where someone really you know, was really pissed, like you threw
an egg or you toilet paper. They were pissed, and you never did
it again because you kind of saw the consequences. They threatened me with cops,
they did whatever, and then things now here we are. I don't
know, it's it's it's weird. I wonder. Also, I don't want
to blame TV, but I wonder, Like about twenty years ago, we
started to see more and more television shows that didn't have consequences for actions,
right, like the Sopranos, they'd whack a guy nobody ever got caught like
it have about thirty eight times that just then they just go on their business.
There consequences if you didn't play by their rules, you were getting shot,
right, but but still like you'll be like, okay, just move
on, or like we're that show Skins. There's a show on MTV called
Skins, and it was geared towards teenagers and they would always do stupid stuff
and get in trust not get in trouble, to like mischievous stuff, but
there were no consequences if finally, like somebody spoke up and they canceled the
show because they're like, look, this is like encouraging kids to go out
and do stupid stuff thinking there aren't going to be any consequences for it.
And we actually discussed it on CMF and they canceled the show because enough parents
were outraged and saying, look, you're putting this out there. You give
a kid's ideas, but you're not telling them the other side of the story.
Like in the eighties and nineties there were TV shows with consequences if you
drank it like stay by the Bell. You drank and you drove, you
got in trouble. Yeah you know, so, I don't know, there
needs to be something done. But that broken window through your eggain taking it
into and Halloween there was there used to be mischief and it was minor shit,
but you got away with it, so you would do it again the
next year got caught. That was when you know this, there's no more
boys will be boys. No, no, it's not. No slamp on
the wrist, another pressing your luck and driving through traffic doing wheeling. Well,
there could be a time for boys being boys when it was just like
that type of stuff and that was as bad as they would get. But
now even there, I mean when boys being boys it was still like the
fathers would come at you. Yeah, but they would come at you and
yell at you or had father gottick. You could go back and laugh at
that stuff. You can't go back and laugh at like getting your car stolen
and a guy coming out of his house and shooting a kid for doing it,
right, I remember we did that. That's just where. Yeah,
if you could find somebody who stole the car. Well, there was a
guy who went chasing or in Rochester when chasing after somebody who stole his wife's
car and shot and I think hit the kid. I don't know that it
killed the kid, but it hit the kid. And there is somebody where
you go. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to prevent by pressing charges,
so you'll never do this again, because next time you you may not walk
out of it out of this one, you know. And then and that's
the ship it. It's it's strange as you see all this stuff because I
like to think I'm not, uh it's super political on it or anything,
but I go, boy, we are fucking it up in some system.
You know, you see it, you uber, absolutely, you see it
all over absolutely that in the small town democratic status, yes, late and
simple. Yeah, the common sense it does seem like they were be linear
logic to some of this stuff, right. You know, you're going after
the people with the guns and the permits that have gotten them legally. But
I don't hear anything about gun trade or catching anybody doing that. No,
no ghost guns, all this stuff, all the ghost guns. Are we
catching anybody or we are investigating. I saw three kids like walking around his
Ghostbuster. It's like down the street. I pulled in. I'm like,
where's he got? Yeah? Oh he died. Okay. That is a
good thing about Facebook. I look I totally look forward to all the pictures
of the kids and the creativity out there, even the adult parties. My
sister has done some of the most amazing costumes for her kids. She made
this year. My niece was caught in a rainstorm, so she has a
cloud over her with rain coming down. She put like a wire in her
hair so it looks like it's blown back like pigtails. She's got an umbrella
pushed inside out. But my sister did all this. The cloud, you
got to see it. And then last year was my nephew being taken by
aliens. It was spaceship over him with all this and a light that came
down on him. Really yeah. And then my nephew this year, he
wanted to be a genie on a carpet, so it looked like he was
flying and my sister maybe that. Yeah, wow, this was this is
the the leg like a condom. I know, I saw it at first
I thought it was a condom. But it's a leg lamb. It's a
leg lamp from Chris Crystal Story and Flick And they won first prize. Second
prize went to a guy who looked like David Bowie. No, it was
a couple of flying monkeys from Wizard of Oz. I don't have a picture
of my buddy. He was dressed up as Andy Reid. He looked just
like anyone first play. Well, this is all what you DJed a party
Lachlan's Yeah, yeah, it was a good time. Is that where you
got those shades? Huh? I've had the shades you inherited my dad.
My dad had so many pairs. Oh, this is from his Elvis stuff.
I bought these years ago. Who's your favorite Elvis? What do you
mean your favorite? In other words? Version? Like, is it like
the fifties Elves, the Certain Tie? Is it seventies Elvis? Is it
Armie Elvis? Elvis on the Hawaiian Elvis on the crapper Elvis from Hawaiian?
Yeah, that was a good Yeah, you had some good movies. Not
a lot, but a few. Johous rock, Let Me Tender. He
was actually funny if you look watch a couple of his comedy ones. He
was actually funny. Yeah, Elvis, you're supposed to be in the stars
born with Yes, he was. Yeah, And the colonel didn't like Barbarus
Stris and so went to Chris Christophers and did you were you ever? Like?
How old were you when you first saw your dad performing? I think
I was in the cradle or something. I don't know, four or five,
Okay, when you got older as a team, that were you embarrassed?
When he did Elvis for the first couple of seconds, you know,
he comes out on stage and all the girls, oh, how mad.
I'm like, oh my god, dude, that you're dead, you know,
And then my buddies and his parents would come and see him. So
it's entertainment. So yeah, you get to learn, yes, but it's
a weird thing. It would be a weird thing because you're mostly as a
teenager, you're embarrassed by your parents. You don't want him around, especially
when he's wearing a jump through suit and throwing a sky That was an episode
of South Park. We're whing. Guitar Hero was all the rage. So
the kids are playing Guitar Hero. It stands Dad Randy walks in in an
Elvis jumpsuit and he starts playing like carry out my Wayward Son on the guitar.
By kids just like what the hell is that? This is a guitar?
What like a real guitar? And he starts singing the song. They're
like, no, Dad, no, do you ever embarrass your kids?
She's just I'm sure. I I'm sure I did. I don't remember because
there wasn't a lot of stuff and I was like burying myself in working things,
so I don't know. I'm sure I would do all the dad jokes
and things, and I would try to. I used to love to scare
one of them because he would overreact all the time, and I would Speaking
of Halloween, I think I was seven or eight, maybe ten, but
my dad was living on uh down by the Lake with his future wife and
had Halloween party. They took us all down to the cemetery and his friend
who was in a band, Kenny Styles, had had a coffin and they
talked to the graveyard. What yeah, And they let him put the coffin
in there and he was hiding in and so we came around the corner we
went into the sum did I didn't tell you. I think I got traumatized
early on because I went the town grange, which small towns had grainhalls.
Right the House of Guitars, it's a graine hall. There was the original
building of the grange hall. I'm not familiar with this. Grainhalls were where
farmers went basically to sell their wares like you free market in doors, got
it, but it was called the grange hall and they did activities. There
was kind of it was sort of like the farmers got to go and you
know, hey, hey Bob uh having a lot of problem with the corn
well, I got this, you know, and they would do that kind
of shit. So they turned it into a haunted house. And I remember
going in there and I was scared out of my fucking mind as they're popping
out and it was probably nothing, but in my mind to this day,
and I remember like I was shaking and crying and one of the guys goes
to my father's just waving off some guy who was about to pop out,
so that I just remember he had a red light on his finger and he
pointed to the exit and I couldn't wait to get out of there. And
I don't like him. I didn't like haunted houses. I even went through
once and tape myself on the radio with Mark Franchek. We went through one
and uh yeah, I was screaming. I was clinging, but like his
back. I hate that shit. I don't know what Mark. Mark probably
was scared too. The big joke about Mark was that he was like an
elephant, right if he saw him. Oh, imagine this big, like
two and fifty pound dude who like you. Still, every time somebody got
fired, he would walk them out because he likes the station bout like you
know, Billy, I'm scared of I'm scared of my so I I think
pops out. Man, I'm gonna crap my pants on your shoes if you
do this. Yeah, see thewh Danny's buzzing. All right, we'll take
them moment lot when we come back. Changes in the NFL. Changes for
everybody in this room has a team that they UH favor in the NFL,
and those teams it's only two of them I think did pretty well. The
deadline. We'll get into that next, but first, Comedy at the Carlton
has the very funny Dray Davis, who you may remember from the show Empire
if you watch that on Fox. He played a hit man on season one
and two. He was Taraji p Henson who played Cookie. He was her
cousin. He was also in a movie that I loved called grow House with
Lil duval Uh. Dray Davis is one funny dude man. He's had all
kinds of specials. He's been all over Comedy Central and he's had Comedy at
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brings to the person singing. I don't know to life more. Is that
possible with a live band? I've seen it. It's a whole lot of
fun that is happening tonight Wednesday, November one, Tomorrow Night Acoustic session with
Double Dose from seven thirty to ten thirty, and then on Friday night Alison
and Matt doing the Friday Acoustic Sunset sessions. And then at eight thirty,
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Keeper of Ceremonies, mister boom moorAnd how's that? That was awesome? Yeah?
You did that? Was that was? Like? Is this Ray Parker's
only hitting yeah, and then I guess soon because it was the same I
Want a New Drug by Huey Lewis. Holy cow, I didn't know that
it really is. I didn't either, And I think this was like No.
Number one for the year came out? Was it eighty four eighty five
in in somewhere in England? Yeah, hang on, I gotta play Huet
Lewis good by the way Huey Lewis, and he doesn't anymore. David Roth
had the same exact voice. I think, so oh yeah, well,
Huey Lewis I always liked because Huey Kewey's a Cornell guy dropped out, was
a math major. I wonder if you went to school with Kevin Williams.
Uh could have Well, I don't know. They may be around the same
age. I'm not sure. I think I think he was older. Okay,
yeah, because he's not performing anymore because of Meneer's disease. What is
that? It's like, uh no, it's with the hearing. You can't
hear, you can't hear, you can't sing, your pictures off, everything's
off, and like people were making fun of him at stuff and us clusters.
Oh my god, I'm playing with the same holy ship. Oh yeah,
they're they're very Oh my god, I didn't know that. Wow.
I just remember John Candy was in the video for the Ghostbuster video. A
bunch of actors were yeah in the video, right, Terry Garia Dante veto
Chevy Chase at head and flipping a cigarette in his mouth. A lot of
kids. I'm too legit to quit all those sports. Cherry Clanville. Yes,
yeah, Now, I thought, when you go to court to fight
a uh copyright law or whatever it is, where you're sitting Ray Parker,
what do you do at the courthouse? Right, I'm bringing that back.
I'm bringing back we have our house was where we used to go down and
ask people what they're doing at the courthouse. Actually, we have suitsdays when
you were here because you'd fucking die. Yeah, dog, it was so
much fun to do. So which vice president. I dropped people off and
picked him up at the courthouse. When you pick him up, you're like,
you already know how other days go? You know how you doing?
No? No, you know, no, man, it's just funck.
I got fuck today, Like, yeah, gosh, you look right then
you look at the time on you over like fifteen minutes, like, gosh,
hear this guy's life story. Well, yes, there are. Yeah,
I won't say anymore. Yeah, I was about to say something,
and I'll be saying too much about something. I don't break into my own
house. Is my house come in? Then I'm not breaking in. And
if I lost my motherfucker key, I'm not getting she ain't. Oh but
I'm getting my house. I'm paying the bells that motherfucker. You know what
I'm saying. Dog, I'm like, yeah, I know what you're saying.
Yeah, absolutely, dog, I swear to God. You have to
write a book or you have to do like you need to get a dash
cam, you know what I mean. If there was a way, I
don't think Uber would allow you. You've got to register it with Wait a
second, you can yeah, I don't know if you can use it.
I guess there's a way you can record your trips. Yeah, and you
can't listen to them. The writer can't listen to them. But if ever
it comes up in court, I got it. Okay, Okay, somebody
just told me about this yesterday, all right, because you know, like
the taxi cab confessions. Now I started, you got to sign a waiver
right yet? But I started watching Uber I think it was called uber Cab
on Netflix. How it came to be you know, and how they're yeah,
was it became? Eh man? But interesting in is it one of
those three part series they could have done in an hour? I don't know
because I only watched like two episodes, so it seemed like it was more
of a series. But it was you know, getting the funding and you
know, it's basically starting a business and then fighting city hall and trying to
push and being a disruptor and that sort of thing. And like, I
think the gig economy has changed the world. I think that, you know,
I I don't know what people are doing, but I hear even Matt
Rees sat here last night and goes, yeah, man, I had six
people sign up to do interviews for to be a short order cook or something
in the bTB. One person showed up and that person came in. They
were there Friday and they didn't show up for their shift on Saturday. That
I go so much on. What is going on? Is that you work
in the hospitality business. I right, we got a good crew where I
work at Forest Hilts. Yeah, that's what they do to the people.
Danny was there with his left couple weeks ago. Great food for it.
It came out, you guys, Yeah, I heard it came out.
Did you eat? No? I hadn't been hating. Okay, I hate
a cherry. How was your man hand? Yeah? I heard you and
Kevin had a band date. It's a mandate, relax man dated. Your
man was good? Yeah? Rabbit hole bourbon made by a great by tenor
probably really dressed up and looking good, overdressed, overdressed, probably over everything.
Everybody's over me. I had no idea, and I'm going, is
it all this stuff like okay cooks notoriously or this is what my one of
my old owners told me. They're usually on drugs. They're uh laid in
child support. They want to be paid in cash. And when you do
pay with cash, they don't pay their child's before they go out and get
more drugs than they don't show up the next week. So, and it
is it's not easy being in they kitchen. No, it's not. I've
cooked a couple of times fries burgers, and once you you know, you're
trying to keep everything going, and Danish pressure you kinda you gotta work into
it and it's tighter than hell. Usually yeah, you know, and but
here somebody sends food back and it's like any But if you need like people,
here's what Matt said. Most people will say I need the work.
I need the work, So you okay, and I I get the impression.
Like I only met Matt through the podcast, but he's the kind of
guy. And I believe this for most of the world, and I've said
it for years and Danny knows it. If you show an effort, I
think people will meet you halfway. And by that I believe that too.
You know what, if you want to work, if you want to find
a way to work, yes, if you want to even if you don't.
Let's say I interview you and you hit seven out of the ten criteria.
But I got somebody else who's got nine out of the ten. But
there's something missing, and it's drive. I can see it in this person
and not in that person. I'll take the seven out of ten because he's
willing to learn, and I'll get him there. I'll get him there because
he's going to show up. Nine out of ten may not meaning they have
nine out of the ten things that you know, we're looking for in the
ideal candidate, but that it's a it's a I never I don't know what
that was. I don't know if it's a I don't know. If I
don't know, honestly, I'll say this, I don't know if it's a
sign of personal weakness where you just ate shit and showed up, you know
what I mean, Like even if you hate the job. I I don't
think I ever quit a job ever in my life. And I mean,
you know, I'm talking like construction stuff. I used to get yelled at
by guys, and I all, I think my mother just ran into a
guy and he go and she said, oh, I saw Toby Ricadelli.
I was at his uncle's the funeral or something, and to Tolby, you
would be probably in his late sixties now. And then she said, uh,
he remembered you. I worked on a construction crew with this guy when
I was fifteen to seventeen years old. And he goes, oh, yeah,
he couldn't. He would swing in an ale forty five times and hit
it forty three, you know, or hit it you know twenty whatever.
I go, He's been doing the same fucking joke. Forever, right,
But still those guys would chew your ass out. They'd be pulling shit out
like you. There were days where you just felt like a complete piece of
shit. I just kept showing up. I don't know, I just I
never quit anything, and that those were probably the hardest jobs, and that
was I was grunt guy. I was going around with a magnet picking up
things. I was sweeping the saw dust off a roof before they came up
to lay part tar paper down on a condo. So I'm two stories up
on plywood sweeping it. How would osher feel about that? Right? Not
a fucking thing. I saw guys today changing a bulb on four ninety a
basket in a great experience. Their motherfucker blow in the breeze a little bit.
I go, man, that's a job. I hope you're getting money,
but I go fuck. I used to be on a roof at fifteen,
sweeping it up. No one gave me ship. I don't cared.
Nobody cared aid rubbing in the wart and taking a lamp. I watched this
is at fourteen years old, which was two years before I was legally sped
to. Yes, yeah, but the family restaurant that no, no,
no, no, I think like I think even if somebody came in and
it would go, hey, I'm trying to teach the kids some responsibility.
He's a family member. Whatever, I got the parents' permission that he could
probably yelled at man by the cooks, the same cooks who were like,
you know, needed drugs. Yes, you know, they'd be like,
come out, let's cow, we need plates. But I don't get the
not showing up for the gig. I start to thinking too many kids have
been seeing it through generations. All right, So okay, so now now
you got me going Now I'm wound up America. No, I'm not sure
about that. But all the time you'll see, hey, you need a
side hustle to make so much money. And so somebody goes, well,
maybe it's more people are working from home and doing side hustles. Are you
fucking kidding me? No, can work from home. No, it's not
even that. I don't think most people follow through. And I will tell
you where it comes from. Podcast Most people don't. Do you know why
Apple won't approve so many podcasts Because people do five and they're done. They
can't they don't keep it going, And there is inconsistency, and they don't
keep showing up and they're not getting the results they think they're going to get,
or they're not getting as many views on something, or they start something
on YouTube. Go to you. There's not a millionaire after two PM.
Saying it for years and years. I think it's the same thing where you're
looking for this instant gratification and the other side of it is it's not.
You know, you can be have a pretty nice leg and be broke.
What what's the flat screen TV costs that much anymore? Eighteen dollars a week
and rental od okay, rental I went into Target, grabbed it the fuck
off and die. They're free to me. I gotta no, but you
appearance next day. I think you guys, two hundred and fifty bucks.
You can have a flat screen TV over the air antenna, pay for Netflix
for nine ninety nine. Fucking never leave the couch, right, you know
what I mean? I know what you mean. I just so I gotta
have the drive, yes, and those that have the drive I think will
succeed. And even if you don't have the skills, you can learn everything
now on YouTube. Don't know how to do a spreadsheet. Figure it out
on YouTube. Got any piece of equipment you're trying to learn, watch it
on YouTube to leak in your flaucet. That's right, it's on YouTube.
COLDI your urology. I know you don't know how to pick up chicks.
You go to you porns? How do YouTube? Is that what you do?
No? What your problem is? Too much porn? I don't think
I get enough? No, Well, did you have a kne problem?
You were jerking off so much? Mee Gartlage came out, That's why you
had the wrong I gotta get one of those bowling. I feel like I've
turned it into the old guys. What's wrong with the world these days?
What's wrong with the world? What's right with the world? But in a
way, you go, something's wrong, something's not adding up. It doesn't
I get it. I look, they keep saying that World War II is
the greatest generation. Yeah, okay, we've gone downhill. Well, Ace,
we just keep lowering our standards and being okay with mediocrity. I guess.
I mean, here here's the thing that I always I always said,
and I think that I don't know how my wife, the mother of my
kids, felt about it, but I would always say I didn't care what
the boys did. Like my family was very, very very at educated education
orient My parents were both teachers. My dad had a doctor in philosophy,
my mom had her masters. My sister is a doctor in linguistics. My
brother's got a mad But to me, I didn't have that. And my
dad would even say things like when they were little kids, and he would
say it to me when the boys were babies, and they would a little
baby let out a loud bel so it would just echo. I mean you
had to sometimes baby, they'll do that. My fell like, oh,
there's a dorm room quality purp. You know. I has to reinforce the
thing of college. I just would always say in my wife, I look,
yes, I think college is great. I have a very different view
on college than the most people. I don't think it should be a training
school to go there. I think it should be knowledge for the sake of
knowledge, which is a very spoiled thing in this world. It really is,
because you're paying a tremendous amount of money and a lot of people want
to have an ROI return on their investment, so they're going to be and
we need nurses and I'm not saying that, but I'm going. I went
and I took all philosophy at Fisher. I took courses and I read things
that I would never have read had I not gone there, and I've never
used again in my life. But the knowledge I had I've been able to
apply to other things I can and I think I think. I think it
helps you think, to work out your brain to go in different answer.
This is where I always say to my kid who's thirteen and goes math,
I'm never gonna use I go, yeah, but what it's gonna be gonna
useth more than you think that, And it's going to teach you to think,
look for the solution. It's there, Try to think of these things,
relax a little bit and think. And that that's where I feel like
we teach wrong a little bit. But different story. However, you know,
when you turn it into a training school, what's the point. So
all I said was as long as the guys had a motor, a motor
to do something, I didn't care. As long as they were out.
Well, I got one guy who's in college was sat on the podcast last
night, told me he's close to breaking the school record. He believes he's
going to do it in the weight throw. He's going to graduate and a
weight throw. Yeah, he's a thrower. It's in track and field,
so it's they used to call it the hammer, now it's the weight changes
everything. Who do they offend this time? Somebody? Somebody with a hammer?
Us, right, that's idea petitions but by point, like so,
that guy had a motor, right, he's in phenomenal shape, went and
did a weightlifting competition that he'd never been in, came in third, did
all this. He's all on his own. My oldest son had some some
challenges through life, but is working at an assembly thing. Feels like he's
not making enough money. Was also waiting tables. He was diagnosed with Aspergers,
which is no longer a diagnosis anymore. But social they did social I
don't know the d M five did. They just said, well, it's
really not a thing. Now it's thing I think, I don't know,
but but basically your social skills. Right, that guy went and was a
fucking waiter all on his own. That's a motor. My thirty year own.
He's out cleaning garbage cans in neighborhood. Neighborhoods and washing windows and making
a couple of hundred dollars. Again, a motor. And that's what I
think seems to be lacking. I don't know, but I I got young
people. They see the motor in you as they were growing up. Maybe
well you were working yeah a ton? Okay, well, and by the
way, their mom certainly had a lot of stuff. What you're watching you
growing up? That'sweet, I guess is going to be because I go,
I'm wearing Elvis glasses. Take a guess what my dad did. I feel
like I'm calling He wasn't a professor to yell, but they couldn't spell.
Yeah, Danny, same thing. Dad's worked in a steel mill. Danny's
got a motor, was doing all kinds of Danny's still out there on weekends,
hustling doing he loves doing sports. After this, I'm gonna go back
and write three articles for the Times of Wayne County. Yeah you are,
oh yeah, Oh, I'm gonna get my wife. They're each about they
are each about two cents as long. Because that's all they can do.
No, that's all they can read out yo. Wayne. So when I
say young people, I don't know the young people that I'm around, Guys
who were twenty three, twenty one, and thirteen have a motor and their
buddies seem to have at this for free, and they're just going through TikTok
or whatever seeing everybody else is and they're like, oh, that guy's popular.
No not. There's a billions of little videos out there. There's a
lot of shit that goes on. Yes, yes, yes, I think
it was easier to break in. Danny told me years ago. I used
to tape the boys and I did what was the reality show I wanted to
do with the guys the mir animals? Yeah, yeah, yeah, the
animals something like that where they and it was all off this game, Danny
said to me. And this was probably around twenty twelve, and he goes,
no, it was earlier than that. He goes, If you do
nothing else, just this, you could make a ton of money over time.
Well, you try to do that today. I think it would take
much longer because it's so saturated now with YouTube and stuff. But that is
the way to go. Ess what people love. Yeah, it was funny.
The boys were tunny. He didn't have to write it. It was
like his house was literally a freaking sit cob. I used to call it
a frat house because there's always somebody puke and somebody with their pants off,
somebody running around no shirt. What type Bill gets a phone, it's a
phone call, and it's not like on his phone. It's through me.
I'm over at the board, I'm running, I'm opening I go uh high
break room, Danny, it's Jenna. Put me on immediately. I need
to talk to my husband on the air. Put me through now. I
don't care, so put her on. H uh yeah, honey, what's
going on? Shordan is crying right now. I said last night was the
worst guys night ever. At times like oh brow, what happened? That's
helping up this clam We kind of apparently like they'd have guys nights. The
house was just like gentle go out and the guys would you know? I
have apparently like the basement was a mess or he'd screwed something up or something,
and I think I made I don't remember money, yelled them all.
Probably you know what the best was. But I can't believe I'm even gonna
tell this story. I believe it dance party, No that story, no,
no, uh so what my oldest son when he was younger. Asperger
is more sensory stuff. And my wife said it was supposed to snow.
And she said to me, can you just make sure that the shovel is
on the front porch because I would leave for work. I'd be at work
by I'd be leaving at three to go into the radio station three am.
Yeah, because it was a morning, dude, Yeah, you'd be in
there. Yeah, you did mornings. You were up. The three o'clock
was when he got up. You were usually in there between three and four.
Yeah, thirty. So bro I got a ton of aspart. So
she was in the sideyard for whatever reason. I don't remember why. I
go, yeah, yeah, no problem, no problem. Well I never
went and got it. Now it's buried under snow. And she calls up
and she starts yelling on the air to me and Danny, you're through,
and everyone's a little bit, you know, a little intimidated by her,
you know what to think, and uh, she's going and where's the shovel?
And Tommy goes, what do you look at your purse? It's racing
next to his balls. I have the master huh. And it did snow.
It did, and it was. The shovel was then buried in the
sideyard and the kid had to walk with I know what over it. Well
I did. All right, we'll take a moment. We still didn't get
to all the trails. I know. We got stuff going on, Bill.
We'll get to that next. But first, Danny manscaped with the lawnmower,
my life, the lawnmower five point Oh yes, I have too,
but uh, I read the instructions on how to put this new peace on
because yeah, but it can trim all around and it's nice and smooth.
It's for downtown, for downtown to the bell tower. You got it.
That's right. What Doug, you're shaking your head like that. You don't.
Oh, I grew him. I just don't anything electric next to the
water. I mean, well, this is waterproof. It is down and
it's battery operated. What isn't it's got a it's got a light on there.
You can really see. Yeah, well, you know, I don't
know what kind of shower. You gonna stand over a mirror on the floor,
yes, and really take a good look. From the circumstance. You
can conduct thatcher and put it underneath it. There's parts of your body you've
never seen, Doug. But manscape can get there and take care of them
that way. Whoever does explore, they unexplored. If I got some chick
looking at the back of my knee, something's wrong, she's got aspergers.
I'm like, honey, get up in one foot up until the right five
point. Oh, you can save twenty percent with the code build twenty at
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give that away. We're gonna give this one away. Yes, we will
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Land. It was a million dollar budget, one huge thing. Yes,
yeah, you know what we need to We need to write a movie.
No, I'm serious, okay, I would we need to start doing like
mini like even shorts. I think we need to write and produce some shorts.
I think shorts are hard. Shorts are very hard. Yeah they are,
but done well, they're a good calling card. I read up on
this. Yeah, might not make you any money, but it'll get people
interested in what else you have the show? Right, this is just the
dance scene. I got to the dance scene of the video. Yes,
all right, would play the video like yeah, like it was like a
twenty minute production. Come out, girl, Let's go home. He was
in the Halloween when they projection that wasn't he was he at Jehovah Witness or
Family Family Jehovah witnesses, So it was in a cult. Then not Jehovah
witness he saw Halloween is in a cult. No for the video, he
said, due to my strong personal convictions. In no way do I want
to promote any beliefs of the occult. Ah, there was something that was
triggering. And then yeah, he was Joah can give him a break.
I'm with you. I'm with you, and you know what it is.
I believe that whatever you tied it, look for it, you'll find it.
Whatever it is, you can make a connection and degrees of Kevin Bacon
and I say, also, I believe this that a belief is just a
thought you think over and over and over again. Yeah. So if somebody's
you know, you say, you know, Cleveland's gonna win the Super Bowl
and go, oh God. And Sodycaues, Hey, I heard in the
Podgast promoting Christianity. I'm like what, Yeah, oh God, I'm like
what, Just leave it alone, relaxed. No, nothing like that,
he promotes. By the way, by the time everyone listens to this podcast,
it'll be All Saints Day. No, that's the first All Saints Day.
There you go. That was it. They needed to balance out Halloween.
I think they came first, that they did it, and then the
devil comes around with his never went down in Georgia. So the Buffalo Bills,
Yes, Buffalo Bills. They four and three. They made a nice
are they? Four and three? Five and three? Five? Think you
dug just like the Bill just like the Niners. Uh. So they traded
with the Green Bay Packers to get Rasul Douglas, Rasul Douglas, Plusto Razool
and a twenty twenty four fifth round pick to the Bills for a twenty twenty
four third round pick. Okay, so they're getting picks which they could probably
couple into another trade down the line. Uh. Good defensive back, Yes,
had what total ten interceptions? He's going to be twenty nine? Yeah,
he said he's had ten interceptions over the last three years. Every years.
The Bills I think have had fifteen total in the last three years.
So this is really like a he's a ballhawk. He's a ballhawk. Now.
He hasn't had a couple of good games in a while, but I
mean a lot of that has to do with like, you know, you
know, the Packers, they haven't done well at all. But man,
he's he's he's very vocal. He and Josh Allen got into it last year
in Buffalo on a Sunday night game, going back and Alan kept telling you
suck, you suck. So the Bills retweeted him talking about Josh Allen talking
trash, and they over dubbed Josh Allen's voice and say, yeah, but
yeah, this is gonna be huge because the Bills defense, like you know,
they're down Tray White, Kyer Elim sucks. It's terrible. So they
need like lockdown corners. Well you got you know, Christian Benford on one
side. But Benford's had some he's had some injuries. So you got this
dude on the other side. Ready for the Cincinnati game. I think he
could now McDermott like when they get when they make trades all of a sudden,
he doesn't like they use guys right away, but you want to Yeah,
this is a look, this is a Sunday night game, a game
for the Bills. Just go cover, Just go cover, Jamar Chase,
this is a huge game for the Bills. And I still think for whatever
reason I think the Bills are, are they being favored in this one?
Why do I FanDuel has had them, had them favored, whereas everybody else
had them as an underdog. And by the way, yes, and the
Bills, that's the first time since early to twenty twenty one where they have
been an underdog going into a game. So this is a big deal.
But I mean, this is where Cincinnati becomes a lot. I don't know
what. They become possessed at this point in the season. Every year it
feels like they win from here on. This is a two way statement game,
and I hate statement games. This is a two way statement game.
This is the game we didn't get last year. And when said tomar Hamblin,
we got the playoff game and they came it a buffalo beat the piss
out of the Bills, you know, in the snow. So now,
okay, mcdermot's taken over the defense. It was Leslie fra question a big
deal. Okay, well all right, so let's see. Let's see what
happens against the renewed Joe Burrow, who everybody's saying, Oh he's back,
Yeah, he's back. And if the Bills lose this game, ever left
I hurt calf? Well, yeah, but when you when you have a
well, you have a calf injury. Though you're not pushing off that thing
can like aggravate itself, right, don't worry. There's a lot of game
left. And I said same, here's a ROWFC championship, right, yes,
yes, yes, And so he's I fortunately, yes, I think
that. Uh, I don't. I don't want to call it a must
win game for the Bills. If Cincinnati loses, it's okay because nobody's really
expecting them to really after the slow start, for them to go and beat
Buffalo. But man, if the Bills lose this game, the fans are
expected. They just went beat San fran in San Fani. They did.
They're coming home on a Sunday night game if they don't beat Buffalo. But
they still beat San Francisco last week. I mean, now they needn't win
this because, like you know, they got the Baltimore Ravens in the division,
and the Ravens are bright now possibly the best team in the NFL.
Here come the Jets. Yeah, the Ravens are Yes, we did,
and your forty nine ers may got a great pick up Chase Young. Yep,
well, our run game is really what is going on with the Commanders.
The Commanders were right in that game with Philadelphia. I think the new
ownership is Montes. They traded him to Chicago. Buddy Ryan Poles, the
general manager, he's from. Can of the Bears pulled the trigger on that
trade. Nobody really knows why, because he's in a walk here and maybe
they think they can negotiate with him to stick around or franchise him. I
I don't know what the Bears have planned for that. They do have a
ton of draft picks, so they could spare one, but that was a
head scratcher. Eberflu Is, the head coach, is a defensive coordinator by
nature, so maybe that's why. But like Washington's having a fire sale and
it could be newn the new ownership. I think Ron Rivera is on his
way out, but I wouldn't be surprised if Rivera ends up in Buffalo's a
defensive coordinator next year under Sean McDermott. You know McDermott was under him in
Carolina. But that did so well. But the thing is, like you
think it's I think sweat, I'm gonna date my ex girlfriend's sister. Have
you ever done that? Doog? No? Never, they were she was
dead old ladies, wait you never you never did that? You ever have?
Like, no, I don't have dating luck, I don't have you
never had anybody's sister hit on you? No? No, no, you
remember get all flirting? I flirt with everybody. No, how about you?
Ever? No no, not not somebody's sister. No, because my
brother used to tell me my brother had a I don't flirt with everybody.
Let's just make that no. No, no, I know. I'm a
bartender, especially bartending. I try to have a good, healthy, fun
personality, and that gets mistaken for flirting, even by you. Apparently.
I guess you with yourself in the mirror all the time. So gosh,
damn go get some ass. Yeah, after the game, my mirror is
like, yeah, you're right. My brother used to have a girlfriend years
ago, and she had these younger sister that I called Paris Hilton. Now,
no one really knew what their dad did. He had a business in
London and a business in la but he lived in Connectic It in the same
neighborhood as David Letterman. I have, I have no idea. It's a
lot of money. And then dad would fly in. Every kid had to
go to Cornell, right, one girl did not, but I think there
was a it was a big push, and but he would fly in and
help tutor. So the younger sister, my brother's girlfriend's younger sister, I
used to call Paris Hilton because she was always and he's telling me once,
yeah, man, they were out there, all got really drunk and she
came running out of the shower naked. And she would always like appear around
my brother in different states, and my brother be like, here we go,
because she would just like put on a show. It was like Paris
Hilton. And I always thought, I don't know how you kind of did
you brother ever act that? No, no, no, we never did,
no, but I think it was like one of these things where she
would be like you know what I mean, So this sort of crossing the
line like her sister at times to be like put a come on, right,
put something in, put a park on it something, Sorry, Danny
was on a football. No, No, I'm just I'm just getting all
ready for I think the bills are gonna I don't know what they're do.
You don't know. There's this there's this analytical stack called variants, and to
shorten it down, basically, the bills are the most. Variance means you're
wildly or how consistent you are. The Bills are the most inconsistent team in
the last three years according to variants. In other words, like you don't
know what team you're gonna get. They're like a college team. They have
all the talent. Like I told Bill, they could be fun. They
could be eight no, or they could be three and five right now.
By the way, it gets the spread, they're three and five, and
last year against the spread when they went fourteen and three, they were eight
and one, so I mean, or fourteen to four when the season,
so I mean or eight nine and one, so they're eight nine and one
against the spread last year. So I'm just saying, like they they let
teams like hang around. They don't put teams away. Put teams away.
They don't know this, you know. Kylele Coward says, they're like Mike
Tyson. If they don't knock them out early, their team hangs around,
they're gonna beat them. Are you worried about your quarterback? No, I'm
not. I mean he's eleven and oh he did three not so great games,
but he's not mediocre. He's above average. Yeah, and I'm hearing
hesitation. Hesitant to throw. You know, that's fine. You throw,
you get interceptions. If you just try to push it, that's when you
make mistakes. Did anybody expect this kid to go like thirty two and oh
no, I mean like he he's lost three. This is where this is
why nobody draft him. Well, he was eleven and oh and he broke
his arm in the NFC Championship game. Give him a little more. But
then he came back, won five straight games. He loses to Cleveland,
who had a hell who has a hell of a defense. Yeah, and
they o reasonally lost because the field goal kicker missed missed a couple of kicks.
Yeah, he missed a kick in the end. We went Minnesota played
a hell of a game two weeks ago. I was like, oh,
Kirk Cousins just finally figured it out. And then he tears his achilles.
And then last week, you know, San Francisco had a hot Cincinnati team
coming in with Joe Burrow and no mistakes. I Cincinnati, no interceptions per
one game left. They played a perfect game. So that's why I'm a
little scared about Sunday night for the Bills because this game goes either way.
Uh, you know, somebody's gonna write somebody off. Always, always the
pessimist over there, always pactist, testimist. Has Hamlin played by the way
he played one game, one game, full game. This guy has more
endorsements for a guy that we're losing the old. Of course, hey Hamlin,
give him the old. Given the old cardiac arrest. We all like
a lot of rappers to make it. They would they would organize like a
gunshot wound so that they could build street credibility and get the record out there
tomorrow. Hamblin is like a It's like a rapper. He dies on the
field. Now he's got it. He's got card deals, he's got er
right. I mean the guy like you know, he's like, I just
get the I get paid like six figure salary, just hang out, you
know, I'll take a seizure to for that kind of All the workout he's
doing, all the workouts, he's going to this, he's trying to.
I mean, I think he should be on the field. I think the
bills are keeping him out for some reason. Maybe it's performance. I don't
know, Yeah, I don't I don't really know either. But keep putting
Kyri Gelm out there. I don't like this Sunday night, Monday night?
Was it? Thursday night? Sunday night, Monday nighty night, Thursday night,
obvious night. Well, I like how they've done the Thursday Night,
Like we watched here. And if you have Prime and you go to the
other channel, they pop up and explain things to you and they Nickelodeon.
No it's it's not. It's like Nickelodeon, but it's not child They show
you the route, slime and everything, but they show you the routes,
the run, and they show you running the defensive players. They highlight the
players that may be blitzing for you to actually watch the game. It's a
real great tutorial. Then a guy comes up with analytics, like every third
down or four it says I would kick it here, or I would go
for it. Here's why, here's what happens on this you know most of
the time. It's just very interesting the way they did that. I loved
it, But that's a side. It's a different from channel than the main
broadcast on Prime. I think they did that another once. You'd have fun.
But I'm with you, Doug, I I I'm not so much.
I'm still kinda so so on the Thursday night foot usually seems to be blowout.
You have more injuries. You do have more injuries because guys aren't getting
enough for us. That is true. Yuh yeah, that's that. Just
make it Sunday Monday. I mean, if you can't find something else to
do on a Thursday. Cody had a Tuesday five o'clock game. That was
kind of cool. That was kind of cool, that was kind of fun.
Well living in La, Well you lived in La. Yeah, to
get to game at the USC Rose Bowl, you had Actually I was on
the train they had just finished completing it. I would take it on my
way to work at the Pasadena a place called Pleasures and you pass the Rose
Bowl. Well, no, you didn't pass Rose Bowl. You had to
get up at four o'clock in the morning and it would take about two and
a half hours to get there from your hotel. Holy because the security parking,
the lines. You know, it's not like you go to Buffalo Park
and you're right there. I mean there's no parking in La. And if
you're jammed up on the train, you gotta wait for the next train.
And if that's jammed up. You gotta wait for the next one, you
know, and getting in and out, it's a half. I don't know
about the LA, not the coliseum, but the new so far, so
far, so far. Yeah, I don't know about that. Probably the
same thing I would assume. I mean, traffic is just right in downtown
LA. I don't know where you. Traffic was just a bear out there
when I when I lived twenty years ago, and I'm sure it hasn't changed
or gotten any better. At one point, one out of every ten cars
in America sold was in California. And that was probably fifteen years ago that
I heard that stats. Oh last year during Thanksgiving week, this is the
Monday before Thanksgiving, somebody put up a picture on cake Klas or ex or
whatever the station was, right, They go, this is a live look
at everybody. You see a lot of red lights on the expressway, on
the LA Expressway. They go, this is a live look at everybody trying
to leave Los Angeles for the holiday weekend. It was Monday. They were
jam packed at like seven o'clock trying to it out. That's why these electric
cars aren't gonna work, No, especially in California, unless they're solar and
can save everybody in the world, and you know, five years and you
can throw your battery. I am this is just such a fucking rip off
and bending you over it. Look, yeah, I agree that. I
always say, Doug, if you want the car and you think it's gonna
find go ahead and get it. Absolutely, I just don't throw make it.
Think that the people who are buying those cars, God bless you if
you got the money to do that. Okay, But like I want to
save money on gas, but you have the money to spend on an electric
car that five years you're gonna have to like, you know, for another
Yeah, right, I mean it's like to me, it's like it's a
status symbol, that's what it is, you think, So, oh yeah,
I think some of these there's no point of buying an electric car.
You're not saving the environment because in China and Russia they have their industrial revolutions
and nobody's holding those guys accountable for an e p A over there. They
don't want. They're not gonna make them do one either because they don't care.
But the the electric car idea is America. I'm a I'm a fan
of the electric car in terms of driving it, they're they're quick, they're
comfortable, they're they're amazing. But you only go, you know, so
far two hundred to three hundred miles if you're not driving a lot. If
you're retired, the battery away vins and back, you know, you could
probably get but a new battery cost thousand dollars if you have paid forty thousand
more the car. If you want to buy an electric car, if you
can buy an electric car, you don't need to buy an electric car.
Okay, if you need to buy an electric you don't have to buy an
electric car to you, don't you know it's it's it's it's a waste of
freaking money. Well, I always think this. If that, I would
never tell anybody not to buy an electric car. Uh. I love cars,
and I am very impressed by electric cars in terms of performances. Oh
yeah, far they've course and I think they've changed the game a lot for
the car industry. I think Elon Musk certainly did that. And I have
no real problem with the electric car. I just don't see how you're going
how it's going to work. And I don't think the idea that we're saving
the environment as much is not as it's not really. I mean, if
you really dig a little bit deeper, the batteries are bad. We're going
into to put them nowhere to put them when they're done. You're trying to
recycle them. I don't know. Something happened with and recycle battery at you
can't they have something, no, but they're trying to get the metals out
of them. There's precious metals in them that they need that they're taken out
of mines in Africa or somewhere seriously, like the core of the earth potentially,
I don't know. Poor kids that were labor wages. I don't know.
I don't know about that, but that sounds like it could be.
But the look nickel a day so I can my electric You're saving the planet
by digging twelve hours a day for a nickel. So they say things like
we're going to run out of that stuff. I don't know. Maybe the
Earth will replish it. But recycling the things out of the batteries is what
life cycle was. But I don't know. I'm hearing things like life cycles
leaving rochet. I don't know what the hell's going on. I would too
with all those kids getting stolen, so financial resources, it's all we get
on this planet. Yeah, and then you know the electric sure, okay,
but you're not gonna be able to get I just saw a video of
somebody's instruction. It's gonna work generator plugging into an electric car to get into
right, Come on, y, figure out a better way to get more
gas mile to an engine, you know, and I like that throaty sound
of an engine. My friends, give me that big out there somewhere.
You can figure out how to get eighty miles to a galon and oh on
a on an engine, on an engine. Probably, yeah, you can
figure it out. I mean what years ago was they were going to transform
transform salt water into engine fuel, and then you know, somebody would be
out money for these people. If these people really wanted to save the environments.
The people who make these decisions, why don't you start with planes,
your private planes you're flying all over the place. Once you make those,
once you make those electric, because there's more exhausted to make an electric.
Delta Delta is trying to make an electric to make his plane that he that
was homemade kit that's the kit plane. It's a different ding. You don't
make it yourself, and don't expect to go far. You're not that good.
You didn't. Here's the test. If you can put a piece of
furniture together from Ikea, then maybe you can put together with no dings,
no dents, no cursing, no anything. You put the pieces always cursing.
I know then if you can do that, then maybe I'll look at
a plane. But otherwise know, all right, We'll take a moment.
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Halloween come to at your bilified. I forgot who it was at a contest
try to make us it was I think some one of the networks, like
Bravo or somebody had a contest that was try to make us scared in thirty
seconds or less. They and you had to submit a video and scarce and
scare the scare them and they would air the videos like but you had to
scare somebody had thirty seconds to scare somebody. I always loved the videos where
like hey watch this and then all of a sudden, like this creepy thing
pops up. I have jumped at those I have too. Yeah, I've
jumped at those videos. Somebody somebody in Rochester was on I guess one of
the networks that you don't know how they do the Great Christmas Light Fight and
they do somebody did the Great Halloween light Fight, light fright fight or something
but they were on it. It's a family from Greece. I think it
was. It was more than Halloween. Men are women women. I think
women are way more than Halloween. I agree, yeah, and I think
I mean, I think up to a certain age like kids, but even
little boys, you know, because you got to be a superhero, you
can be you know. I was excited at seven to be Superman. My
old man bought uh long Johnson dyed him blue for me and cut out the
felt ass and I used to wear that shit around all the time and show
up in the in the kitchen as a superman. And my father go soup,
where's Billy? What happened? I don't know. And then he got
really pissed me once because he goes, soup, would you like some oras
juice? And I go, I never drink and fly because Christopher Reeve said
that on Margot Kidders, ask a deck or whatever. And then my father
just goes, god, damn it enough, take the goddamn lost his fucking
mind. And I remember feeling like this big I slunk back to my mom
like fuck good kryptonite father the word it's again like sluthor. That was uh
that was the strip. Clubs, dude stuff in Halloween. O. God,
they didn't do anything. They did it all year long. They dressed
up all year long. No, but there was no like theme or now
the girls came in the bunny years or cat outfits or Playboy and a few
of them Playboy buddies. Because I remember, like when I did Diamonds.
Do you remember that club? Two clubs and one They had the dance side
and the rock side, and the guy who owned it, Bill Levy.
I think it became Tremors after the Playpenn before that, Yes, this was
the Playpen. Before that, it was out in Scottsfield Road. He wanted
to do a this is this is the buildings still there? Yeah, I
think it is. I don't know. I really don't know. So I
used to have to go out there because they they wanted a live broadcast on
a Saturday night. Well, nobody wanted to do it, and I was
promotion director, swing filling guy. I eventually got afternoons and I continue to
do it, and I kind of loved it because they paid me cash and
I think I got I don't know, one hundred and fifty bucks cash every
Saturday night. Probably probably you married he must have been. No, I
wasn't. I was not. I was. There had to be a good
couple of stories coming out. Yeah maybe maybe look on your face because I
was engaged. But I just you were engaged. I didn't I did.
I didn't marry that person. You were engaged to somebody else, y y
y yeah yeah yeah yeah. I have a sorted past. Doug got a
very very chess sorted subs got assorted. I got a Danny's favorite, a
little bit of everything. You weren't using the lawnmower back then. You were
looking at you. You were working on your Yeah, your young looks at
a who are you more? That's the way. Well so, but I
remember, like on Halloween, the chicks would be I mean there were some
slutty outfits. Oh yeah, you get away with it. Kevin Citty went
out this year because Stephanie I had a party and they all Danny went Danny
went home afterwards because Danny's mature. Uh, but everybody else went out and
and Kevin said that he saw a bunch of like he goes. I couldn't
believe the outfits. And I'm thinking, thank god I never had a daughter.
I don't know that I could handled it right in college. I remember
the girls all dressing up as sluts. Oh yeah, I mean they could
get away with it. Yeah, I appreciate it, you know, I
really really did appreciate it. They was good college. I have money for
Halloween costumes. No, but he didn't. Who That's it. It was
just an excuse to drink and get it exactly. Yeah. But uh,
how what was I gonna say? Nothing at the strip club? Not that
I remember nothing. Halloween party. I mean, girls did go a little
extra, but they're the same ones that are probably dressing up now. Because
the Diamonds thing that I was gonna say it was they had tried a guy
who now owns many restaurants in town, Charlie Fitzimmons. He owns Black and
Blue, He owns he owns Penfield, Pittsford, tacon Blue. Yes,
yeah, that one in Buffalo too. Yep. Uh is it still open?
I think so? Yeah? Yeah. Trotta, he owns Trotta.
He owns the Pittsford Bakery. Oh, no, kidd, the bakery.
Charlie is doing well. Yes, so Charlie. They brought Charlie out to
do the Diamonds kick right because he was we his producer at the time,
so they were looking to have somebody who was a little better known. And
I think Charlie went out and he hated doing it. So he got people
to dance on the pool table and the guy on the place. So let's
never have him back here again. And Charlie knew exactly what he was doing.
A smart guye oh yeah, I never met him, but I've heard
so many stories, is pretty right, dude, of course. Well,
Diamonds used to have twenty five cent beers for an hour, then go to
fifty cents, they go to a dollar. I don't remember that. That
was a long time ago. Yeah that was. That was in the Honey
Brown days, the Honey Brown car four yeah, three, okay, all
right, that was even a little before my time. When I was out
there. I think it was their nice buy all this beer and then we
get warm while we're playing pool. We really didn't think it out that right,
you know, but it was a quarter so who carried? Yeah right,
you didn't care. You were young and drinking. Yeah, now I'm
old, and do you know not drinking? All right? Do you worry?
Like now I'm seeing all like they Halloween and they fish your body out
of the river, and they do all this stuff. But with Matthew Perry
being fifty four years old having died, and they say it's going to be
six weeks for the autopsy to come back. He supposedly was clean. Who
knows, supposedly supposedly. I think I did a bunch of drugs over the
years. Yes he did, But I always go, God rest his soul.
I'm sorry to hear it, but when a guy our age dies,
I am always rooting for, like an OD or something. And I don't
mean to be mean. They're already gone. I'm only doing that because I'm
of a similar age, And I go, well, I'm not doing that.
I'm gonna live right exactly. If I hear he had a heart attack,
natural causes, it freaks me to fuck out. Well that he did?
You know that he did? I mean, you saw the weightless on
the TV show. Yeah, you know that sucks up your heart? Yes,
it does? You know? Yeah, Well he was he said,
permanently. Yeah, he did a lot of Uh. His weight fluctuation was
something that was indicative. And he says he doesn't remember the last He said
he didn't remember the last three years something right, which is you know,
crazy one of the more memorable characters and love characters. Uh, speaking of
characters, Doug is a movie guy. I don't. I never got into
horror films. I never gotten into any of that show but popular as Danny
any. I'm not a horror film guy. But for a while Scream.
No, my wife's not a horror film person either. I Scream was my
one of my favorite movies of all time for a while. But I've kind
of outgrown the whole horror flick thing. I've watched horror films and I was
like, yeah, it doesn't do anything for me. All Right, Doug,
what do you got. I'm going to a fi top horror films,
all right, the biggest uh one hundred years of one hundred thrills. Afi.
I'm gonna guess that the birds is in here by? Oh yeah,
that's a good one. I did see that very scary. That was where
I realized most people will duck when birds fly at them. You ever get
a bird in your house? Same thing. I had a bird in my
house, my hallway. I had eight of them, eight of them.
I forgot to tell you this. Yeah, I opened the door, I
got a little patty or to walk through and there was eight birds and I
had to get to my car to uber. I got somebody waiting for me,
and then of course like swooping at you. No, they were just
stuck and it you know, they're trying to get out. They kept hitting
the oh the wind window, and uh, I'm an animal lover. I
don't have enough time to for my own pets. But I opened the door.
I jacked it open, and I'm like, okay, everybody out.
Let's so they're supposed to listen to me, like snow white, come on.
So finally I was down the last one and he just wanted to get
out, and I just grabbed him and said, here you go. So
you grabbed the burden. Yeah, pretty good. I think most people duck
and hide at birds, and I think the Birds movie freaked a lot of
people out. My mother's age, she can't stand. Well. Look at
Jaws did for Sharks Jaws same thing. Yeah, you know, yeah,
people didn't think much. I saw a thing today where it said, uh,
beachgoers look on in horror as man attacked by shark in ocean, and
I go, holy fuck, could you imagine like right in front of you.
Yeah, and we're seeing them get closer and closer, and we're hearing
about more and more shark attacks. I still say it's a minuscule and rare
thing. You have you eaten by a shark? You really can't report it?
Know what? Somebody else get somebody else could tell me that I did.
This doesn't give me a list. This has given me a list of
here's some good ones, though. I'm just fly through Invasion of the Body
Snatchers nineteen seventy nine, Carrie. Yeah, basically I have somebody who want
to costume contest, dressing up as Carrie. See now they had the terminator
on, so this might have been the shining. Oh, the shining.
That's a good one. Stephen helps Stephen k sixteen Best Horror Movies All Time
Movie Web. Okay, and they went to sixteen of them. Well,
I'm just throwing clicking on whatever the sixth sense is at sixteen. Oh,
Frankenstein, the original fifteen fourteen Invasions of Body Statchers Carrie. And this one.
Hell, it's Psycho. Psycho's gotta be on that list. Psycho is
usually number one. This is the same list The Night of the Hunter with
Robert Mitcham never saw it. No, the Shining Deliverance, Deliverance, Yeah,
King Kong, Alien, Alien wasn't scary. I've seen that now.
When I was a younger kid, Rosemary's Baby, when you were birds.
Maybe because I grew up in a different generation than you guys, but when
I was in elementary school, people would talk about, you know, scary
movies like like a Nightmare on Elm Street, Yes, or Halloween me yes,
And you're like, Freddy Krueger scary, Like Ghostbusters was scary in your
kid? Was there ever a movie when you grew up You're like, yeah,
that's not scary. It's more funny than anything else or silly because like
the later Jason's Jason or Friday the Thirteenth part eight, like come on,
yeah, I never watched any of that stuff. I never I was never
a fan. And I do remember like my buddy trying to be tough and
he he was so freaked out because his dad they strung up all like a
wire between two houses and one was at the top of the hill and there
was a little bit down on the back side of the hill, and so
as he's coming back from trick or treating. Oh, they released this thing
and go down and somebody go he fucking screaming, running doing all and his
old man's just laughing his ass off. This is the old man that got
drunk and my brother. But this is the weirdest fan of the story.
There's the same kid, this kid, Jack Coffman, and that lovely,
lovely family. They were very sweet, but dad drank a ton so much
that their dog's name was Whiskey. And then they had another dog and they
decided they didn't want it, so my parents adopted it. And that dog
was a Golden Retriever named Bailey. So it's like everything was booze right.
This guy he so they had there was Jack. Jack had a twin sister
who had a tragic end to her life, and then many about eight years
later, his parents had twin boys. The boys were in my younger brother's
class, my brother, they had two sweat sets of twins. Yes,
wow, yep, so that it was Jeff and Paul, one of the
younger brothers. My brother gets on, Oh not Jack Daniels and Jim Bean.
No, so because I grew up with a Jim Beam and his father's
name was Jim. These guys get on the bus and it's just before Christmas,
and then they're like, oh, they're sitting there and they're starting to
cry or whatever. My brother goes, hey, man, nice new jackets
and why I got new backpacks too? What's going wow? What's going on?
And there? Or did I got drunk last night and insisted it was
it was Christmas? Made us exchange kift. I'm not kidding, it's real.
I went, Oh, my god, we used to do We used
to laugh our asses off, my brother, my father and I and we
would have the Hoffman family calendar and they'd be celebrating, you know, Easter
and February, fourth of July in March. It's like, but the father,
can you imagine that? You're how And as I laugh, I now
go, how traumatic? For? I mean, how fucked up? Is
that terrible? And I mean it's really it's like it's sitcom funny. It's
like really dark. It would be like a comedy. It's funny for somebody
else's fair one, but it's like a dark comedy. You would read you
go, oh, okay, you know that's two and a half men.
Charlie was always drunk and that's funny but in real life when you got apparently
that's always bosing your old man. I mean, Christmas is a huge deal
when you're a kid, that's like the biggest thing in the world. Yeah,
I mean, you know what to have anybody who bakes Christmas cookies walk
into the house and somebody goes, oh man, it brings me back and
you remember everything around Christmas is a happy memory. Except for the Hoffmans,
you know what I'm saying. Because Dad got drunk and insists it was Christmas.
I couldn't fucking believe it. What what time of year was it?
Oh, it's just before. It was like a week or two before Christmas.
The kids were still in school. It was December, so it wasn't
like fourth of July or anything like we're doing this now. No, but
happy Wednesday. But how drunk a Christmas? Don't tell me different. How's
Joe doing to the plant? He's making headway, He's gonna get that promotion.
You gotta be shitting me. It's Christmas. It's like and oh God,
and you felt bad because the kids were so upset, Like you're going
to school upset. You know what I mean, You're gonna have to explain
everybody. I don't think kids like a lot of questions, you know,
they don't want to be questioned, especially by if you're coming in with new
stuff and Christmas, all right, everybody comes in. Everybody does new jagged
sneakers knew something. There's a coming in a week or two before with all
your new ship. Hey, Timmy, what's going on? Everybody's gonna ask
you? And we did Christmas early and then you get why, but then
you're gonna be ostracized. Wait where's mom? Now? I think Missus Hoffman
is still around and I hope the Hoffman family doesn't hear this, but I
kind of don't care. I hope they do. Here would be my question,
where is mom? Missus Hoffman to say the next day? Right?
All the trauma happened the night before, right, Dad's got to be pastor
the night before, the night before the night before the night before Christmas.
That is probably so passed out of sleep. Okay, you get the kids
up. Do you have to make them wear the ship? Do you have
to make them wear do you take the coach and go bois? Well?
Wait this to I don't know, I don't know. I don't know what
I would do if I were that pore there back there for the life's on
the red flags. You know what she did once? This is another true
story. I'm gonna get in so much trouble with my family. John.
She once went, Uh, they were at a bowling alley or something right,
and he got drunk and she got really pissed off, and she went
out and she bragged about this. I think to my parents because I heard
my dad. My dad would find out the juicy gossip and he couldn't keep
his mouth. Said he'd come home. He'd be laughing his ass off about
it. She wrote in lipstick. Maybe maybe he was supposed to come home.
He was either at a bar or bowling alley. I can't really remember,
just pretty much a bar with balls. She walked, she went and
with lipstick on the windshield of his car, she wrote, fuck you,
Bob, I took the kids. I want to get her on the phone.
Here's a question. Here's a question. Did she write it backwards?
So when he got in the car, he's looking at Japanese f dyslexic,
A fake guy. Now I don't have to celebrate Christmas anything. Were there
red flags? Yeah, there were red flags and dad was like his dad
was like this nineteen fifties kind of tough guy, you know what I mean,
had the cigarettes. John Wayne, he was John Wayne, rolled up,
he had his hair slicked back. We don't have loved, loved Jimmy,
Yeah, there you go. Loved Ronald Reagan, loved Ronald Reagan.
Was it the born in the USA guy? Yes, he blasted born.
Oh. I was thinking about this the other day. I remember going,
he does he realize what you're saying about about They put a gun in my
hand and sent me off to kill the yellow Man. When I came back,
I got basically know. So that's the song that Bruce sings Born in
the USA. But man, mister Hoffin would blasted out there, come on,
fellows, We'd be doing cannonballs into their bottle cap pool. I didn't
fucking care. It was a great time. It's just like I always was,
like, something's not connecting you. They had money, they had means.
He had means. He was he was a contractor. He did beautiful
work. He was very talented. Drunk, I guess, yeah, well
they're passed out by not they there or whatever, but yeah, passed out
eight or nine. We're ready to go. Always referred to my my the
kid. I was friends with Jack as a boy. Hey boy, come
over here, boy. That was always his thing. And then once Jack
used his thermis, he had a thermaiscy. He would take to the site
to go down and feed the dog whiskey with water. And I think,
I don't even know what happened. Dad lost his fucking ship. That you
don't, But I'm wondering now as I look back, I wonder if Dad
now booze in there and the kid is putting booze not knowing it in the
dog's dish or whatever, or dumped out the booze and filled the I don't
know. I just the old man. I mean, they were. They
were a funny It was a funny family they were. I was. They
were like he had two older sisters, both of them. Baby sent me
Lovely Surely was one and was the older. And they were just really nice,
very very nice kids, like you know what I mean, like every
you would you were almost proud to have them as you know what I mean.
They were that that fam. But but they were the dad was just
a little there, like the Sinatras, a little goofy and poor Jack.
It was he was kind of like a gumby kind of kid, you know
what I mean. He wasn't very athletic and stuff like that, and the
old man wanted him to be a fucking football iron gridge star and all this
shit. It wasn't happening, glory days. It just wasn't happening. And
oh God, can I tell one more story? Yeah, because I have
one too, Just one more story about these guys. This is terrible,
and I'm gonna get myself in a lot of trouble and take a breath.
So Jack wound up going into the army and he was over in desert storm
and when he came home, so he ended up living born in the USA.
Yeah, when he came home. To celebrateasically that he came home,
they took a family trip to New Orleans, Okay, which is a perfect
place for the father. I don't know according to now, I don't know
that I did not hear this story, worship, but I did. Again,
I think I heard this from family members that he said the father,
Bob Hoffman, said to the son, if you can't get laid here,
you can't get laid anywhere, and told he went off and I think he
banged some chick. He ended up marrying that girl seventeen or something. I
don't know if he did, and they stayed married. I think to this
day they're married. Yeah. So I mean it worked, everything worked out,
It all worked out. But I mean, I just remember hearing like
it was always like this. I don't know it was, it was,
it was, it was a different world. It was just a So there
was a family where I grew up to and the parents are still together.
The father stopped drinking like twenty years ago, and he told my father,
I've changed, mister broll, I've changed because my father used to have to
coach literally with them once in a while, and the guy, you could
smell it out. He would drink his dinner and Uh, this family.
I'm not gonna mention their name because when I mentioned their name on the break
room, I did that. I mentioned the name because when I mentioned their
name on the break group, I got text messages from people who still live
back home who streamed the show. We're like, oh, yeah, so
what happens is one Christmas, Uh, my buddy Davey came over and he
goes I got the greatest story about this family, They go, why what
happened today? Because there's always something going on. So they got up,
Like mister so and so was drunk, got the kids up. Usually you
want to sleep it if you're drinking. Oh he was drinking all day that
you never went to bed. So he gets sell the kids up and they
open up all their stuff. Right. Well, family so dysfunctional. So
they bothering eat CD players right at a time when a CD player was a
pretty big deal. So all three kids have all four kids have CD players.
Well, the two youngest fighting because they're playing. Ones playing Rage against
the Machine on his CD player and the other one's playing like somewhat country music
on hers. He goes, hey, bitch, turn yours down. I
can't hear Ridge against the machine. She goes a few like some other like
nasty name. They start going back and forth. He grabs a freaking knife
from the kitchen, goes in and just cuts the cord of her CD player
that she just opened up for Christmas. It's not even eight o'clock in the
morning. My buddy Davey's on the phone with his buddy who lived with them,
and goes like The oldest son goes, oh, yeah, just another
day, another Christmas here for our family. But man, they ended up
like okay, but the kids ended up okay and it was so weird.
But they were dysfunctional for a long time. Let me run down from uh
I ambd dot com. Which is a movie? Yeah, base top eleven
scariot horror movies that they have? All right, what do you got at
eleven? Yeah? Jaws? Well okay, all right, Well they've ever
gone to the Halloween as like the Shark question left Shark Look, Perry Donn
of the Dead yea, uh, Suspira. I pronounced it wrong. I
think it's a foreign film Halloween. Rosemary's Baby, the thing I just watched
the other day. I forgot about the alien Psycho Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The
Shining and Exorcist Texas Chainsaw was scary back to the day. I remember watching
that at sleepover a birthday party for somebody. Do they that they did Psycho
too? And let's go the top ten worst candies ever? Oh, candy
corn, Candy Corns number one, Circus Peanuts is number one. You know
what marshmallows, marshmallows, do you think about it? Yeah? Pretty bad.
We'll start from ten and go up TUTSI rolls. I love to rolls.
You. I think in Wisconsin somebody found a nail in their totsy role.
I swear to God. Probably some kids stuck it there to say they
got it, But I don't know. Bit O honey, have you ever
heard of that? Yeah? Bit of honey, licorice? Smarties at seven
Mary Jane's Yeah, at number six, wax cola bottom You remember those peanut
butter kisses? Oh? I like peanut butter Nico wafers, Yeah, candy
corn in circus, Peanuts in the top ten. Are you went? What's
your favorite? My favorite peanut part? That's number one? Yeah, that's
number one. EM and MS gotta be on there is two Snickers, Snickers
is ten. KitKat kit Cat is not on here? Twis what? Two?
Wix is not on there? How about the what's the what's the one?
The Simpsons used to do? Peanut butter finger Peanut butter by the way,
that stuff is nasty when you try to get it out of your teeth.
The butterfing butter fingers. I used to love those because I only ate
them on Halloween. I used to steal all the kids candy used to tell
them it was the parents tat I used to take the dad text for taking
it around. Number Tennis, Snickers, Nina is Hershey, Mini Bars,
Candy corn is on there for number eight. I don't know how is that
both of them? You either love it or you hate it. Hershe's Kisses,
number seven, Starburst number six, number five, sour Patch Kids,
Forest Kittles three is hot, Tomali's Yeah, yeah, Eminem's and Reese's cups
who wrote? But who could cock to this list Rolling Stone Stones Guitar Greatest
Guitarist List. Yes, people have lost their freaking mind. I mean,
for crime out. Neil Young's out there, like that's the big joke.
If you can't play guitar, nice job, Neil Young. You can't do
a solo. I like Neil Young. I love Neil Young, but you
can play great rhythm guitar, but he can't play lead to save his life.
Yeah, five ways. Surprised when I saw Loure in there. I
think he was like fighty. I don't know he was in the top one
hundred. I know, it's all I know. It's like when people tell
you, like, oh, hark clapped is the greatest, Like you clearly
have never played guitar, but slow hand that's what they call him for a
reason. For Elvis, I mean Doug hung hu have a good hunko hug
Halloween. OWT there, baby, you know what I'm saying for Dan Marilla,
who despite all things, didn't dress up because he's a good husband.
I'm Bill Moran. Will see you tomorrow, dude, I'm trying to TV.
Don't rule. A letter to you day A stand