It's the down beat one, no cut, no butt, Kevin. It's
the mantra of the golf wife, the golf wag, no cut, no
but ah. Seven to five is the downbeat six to ten each and every
weekday morning. I'm going on an adventure this weekend, and I'm gonna be
off Monday and Tuesday of next week. Are you going on another one of
those sex vacations to Thailand? Not to Thailand this time? I really do
want to go to Thailand pretty bad. That is pretty high up on the
list. Maybe Principal Rooney can help you playing your trip. No, I
don't need that brand of entertainment, dingu and I'm going to the Thailand of
North America, Buffalo, New York. It does have a magical water feature
like Thailand, uh, I believe also does going to Buffalo, New York
to see the Miami Dolphins play on the road against the Buffalo Bills. What
if you fall in love with the city so much you come back and tell
us that you want to move that I'm going to Buffalo just loved it.
The wings are just so much better than anything, Because there any chance I'm
anything other than disappointed in the wings, like how good can a wing be?
Right? We have we have wings here just as good as the damn
wings there. Can walk to a place that has wings that are as good.
Yeah, or better? We have pluckers right after the show today.
I love puckers, But Buffalo man no here, But I'm gonna go find
out. You know that bar, Kevin, that's the home of the anchor
bar. You've learned, just get good memory. You've passed the first test
on the anchor bar. I'm gonna go eat beef on weck. That's another
iconic food of the people of Buffalo. Explain it that one I know least
about. It's a shaved roast beef, I believe with I think a horseradish
on a I think whack is a type of bun with granulated salt atop of
the bonatic. Yeah. No, I'm gonna get down on that. Buffalo
most known for wings number one, beef on which in the conversation, and
they're famous hots? Is that? What's a hot It's a hot dog?
Oh, they're Buffalo hot dogs. Hot. It's not famous. Yeah,
we're just you didn't know really either. I've heard of that, but no
one else is promoting hots. Chicago promotes hot dogs. I'm just telling you've
done the research on the internet. Buffalo hots. What's on them? Yeah?
What do they do so cool? I don't know. At least Chicago,
they put like a bunch of vegetables on them, like a pickle and
a contest. I'm just telling you the three foods that they're most known for.
As I'm planning a trip and looked up where I should eat, because
I fear that the biggest recreational activity in this area is to eat and drink,
which you might argue is the biggest recreational thing here in Dallas as well.
Are you gonna jump off the back of your rental suv and onto a
table? What? Look? I love adventure. I don't think that they
bestow the visiting fans with the honor of putting them through a table like the
Dudley Boys in nineteen ninety five. It is a weird tradition. They just
do it to each other. I don't know. We're gonna talk tomorrow.
I'm gonna tell you a little about Buffalo. I'ma tell you about the history
of people attempting to go over Niagara Falls and barrels and other assorted devices and
talk a little bit about the game. We said it last week. I
don't know how it's gonna go. We're not gonna be boisterous, but I'm
gonna be wearing dolphin here in Buffalo. I want to see the bills mafia.
I would love to drink of drink with them and watch them slam one
of their friends through a table. But I also don't want to get too
close to the fire. Wherein am I marked duper Jersey? Will you promise
me that when you get your rental car that you'll get like complete full insurance
and then spend the entire weekend in Buffalo driving like ace Ventura. Yeah,
hanging out the window and power slide into parking spots. Don't no matter how
straight the road is, you're always weaving, violently weaving, speeding and weaving.
I'm excited. I don't know that how how impressed I'll be with Buffalo,
But I will say this. The weather is going to be gorgeous.
I think it's like seventy degrees. Yeah, we're in summer part two down
here, while you're gonna be up there enjoying perfect weather. Yeah, so
there's a chance. What should be here really like Buffalo. It's mainly because
of the weather. But yeah, anyways, still gonna be nineties next week
here, Yeah like ninety six. Well that'll be tomorrow. But we're here,
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dot coffee. All right, thank you, libert. So last night,
going into last night's Rangers game, which going into last night there were five
games left in the regular season, there were five hundred and twelve potential things
that could have happened between Rangers, Angels, and Mariners, and Texas came
out of hit ninety percent of those, Like you should put them all together.
This could happen on the way down the stretch and the Rangers have a
ninety percent chance of winning the division and that would make them probably the two
seed and the playoffs. They had an eighty seven percent chance of winning the
division according to Fangraphs. Last night, Texas wins five nothing, Dane Dunning
pitchers of beauty seven innings, gives up three hits and with the win and
Houston's win, here's what has to happen. This is the only way the
Rangers can be caught because of what happened, and Rangers have a four game
series with Seattle starting tonight. Houston would have to sweep Arizona. They have
a series of them. That's a sweep Arizona and then if Texas would have
to all would basically have to go three and one. So if Houston wins
four against Arizona and the Rangers go one and three against Seattle, then Houston
catches him. That's the only way it works. So basically, and do
we still get the Wall card in that case? Yeah? Yeah, Okay,
you're talking about losing the division, but we're not clinched for wallcard just
yet. No. I think if Houston lost last night, they would have
clinched a wildcat So magic numbers, who know? Ye? So if uh
for Seattle, they have to sweep the Rangers and that's about it, and
that might have done it for them last night either. Maybe they can't catch
the Rangers now because of losing last night to Houston. So we saw four
games? Yeah, what what are the Mariners about? Well, the Rangers
have the tiebreaker on the Mariners though, and are we up for I think
we're up four on them? Wow? And I think the Astros are off
tonight? Are they in hand on the Rangers? Off tonight? And have
a three gammer with Arizona starting next week starting tom This is good. This
is amazing and sweeping Seattle was incredible as we knew we had seven games left,
essentially a seven game series with Seattle, so we're great, fantastic.
But this has been a wild ass swing season of ups and downs and the
things you least expect to happen do happen. So head down, Grind grind
finished the fight. Don't like your freaks morning show. Yes, head down
grind grind, don't not. There's no time to fart around. Don't fart
against Seattle this year. The Rangers eight and one. So they've got the
eight and one. Yeah, so they couldn't even catch him. But if
there was a three way tie between Seattle Houston, the Rangers, Seattle would
get that somehow does how the tiebreakers work? But in great shape? Really
good job? Uh And the offense wasn't even good less times too nothing.
They put up a few runs at the end, but they get it done.
Good job. Range's Jerry Jones waited in on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey
would just see what he said, definitely or do you even care? Yes,
I want to hear it and no I don't care. Well, yeah,
it's weird right because just now she's going to be at the Yeah,
that'd be good if that's what he always said. Oh gives. She's going
to be at the Atmetlife Stadium for Jets and Chiefs on Sunday Sunday night.
She's been waiting all week for Sunday night, so she can. She just
also getting a dick to do a new I mean, look, she's Taylor
Swift. She's been famous and selling our concerts for a long time. That's
not new walking on stage and here in the scream this is a new,
a new little drug dude. She's flavor of the month girl, Like I
said, all of the what is it increase in Kelsey Jersey sales? Yes,
watch those collecting dust in a month. Seriously, he's getting like half
a million followers on everything too, the one thing so short term probably,
well, maybe it is good for him, maybe he can handle it.
Didn't care right, He will have a good rebound opportunity too. Was this
fails with Taylor because that will put him up on a different level, up
his level, But he has already He's an NFL player, like he love
been fine. Well, if he wants to go the celebrity route now now
it seems like he does. Leo DiCaprio Slash and burn system. I mean,
when you have your own reality dating show a few years ago on Bravo,
that tells me you want to go to the celebrity route. Look,
the truth that is these two are not gonna have a massive celebrity wedding anytime.
This is gonna burn brightly and then burn out around then. Speaking of
burning, we are going to have the largest mass burning of Travis Kelsey Jerseys,
oh my god, whenever he wrongs her, whenever the hell happens,
no doubt. And we're gonna have about a week where you won't be able
to see the sun. Yeah, it gonna be a ho TikTok trend.
Oh my god. I mean, and if the Cowboys lows you see a
couple of burned Jerseys, fine, whatever, We're gonna see thousands of Kelsey.
Jersey's a blaze, especially if he cheats. Oh yeah. And when
you saw him walking that when that that quick clip of video showed him walking
hand in hand or next to her in the tunnels of Arrowhead going to his
vintage convertible in his ridiculous suit. What a fool. The latest photos surfaced
is them at the bar after the game and she standing upon a bit of
a she's like a step above him. Okay, so she's looking taller than
him and she has her her arm around his neck. Oh, I'm seeing
while he looks down. We have contact. That's the first time we've got
official contact. But when he looked into the camera just for a sec,
he knew that, you know, he saw his future, saw the next
twelve months. Yes, in that moment, he saw the effigy that would
be burned. Yes. And defense of Taylor Swift being wronged by mean football
bull football bull. You know, did you see the notes? That's rumored,
but she was given notes by her team how to act at the Chiefs
game. Hit me okay, so it says again this is rumored, but
it was rumored that it was left before she went into the popcorn machine.
Which I took to Roxy about this, and she was telling me, Roxy's
my girlfriend. She was, but she falls into all this TikTok stuff,
and she was telling me like, hey, it is kind of similar to
the thing that she gets into change outfits when she's got a quickly disappeared or
show. So there is a little validity to the popcorn machine exit eleven players
on offense, eleven players on defense, arrowhead crowd considered twelve whatever that means
homefield advantage. They get loud louder when Chiefs on defense, less when they
are on offense. Easier for offense to play good cheer when offense makes a
good play. Louder on defense makes it more challenging for opposing team's offense.
Casey mascot is a wolf who is a bit ridiculous. Chiefs are owned by
the Hunt family. Typically, when the Chiefs score, they play the Hay
Song Rock and Roll Part two by noted sex offender Gary Glitter. That was
not the notes the sex offender part. Typically, when the Chiefs kick off,
they play start Me Up by the Rolling Stones. God are using those?
There's another one Famous Chiefs one. Do you think it was? Number
one? Famous chief Yes? Number two Joe Montana, Marcus Allen and Joe
Montana, No no, no, Derrek Thomas, Derrick Thomas, three,
Neil Smith, Neil Smith. Four, Oh my god, Christiania Nigerian nightmare,
drawn cherry I've never heard of. And then Patrick Mahomes five on the
list dress code you are and some of this is like you can't read all
of it like it's out of the frame of the paper. But it says
dress code, you are good, Kelsey, family something, chiefs, something,
association, comfort, whatever makes you feel best, smiley face and hearts.
And this was allegedly all these notes were found in the suite after they
were cleaning it up, and it was posted on and this was Taylor's information
going into the game. What in turn had to put that together? What
a great job person probably get two hundred and fifty thousand dollars a year.
Amazing. And this just goes back to your comment that we're all winging it.
Yeah, we're all winging it. Everyone's winging it. That is probably
not dissimilar from what the President of the United States receives every day in the
Oval Office. Just Letty packet bullet points to tell you what to memorize these
and you'll be fine. Just let us handle the rest. I would say
that's all bs, because she's not a moron. Like the explanation of when
to cheer and why to cheer when the team's on. No, but it's
not like the place was going to be silent and she's screaming, and I
mean, she's got kouth but saying what songs play is interesting, Like if
she's singing along with start Me Up, that's a good photo shot. You
know, if they take her and she's singing along to the Rolling Stones,
this could be a good opportunity, Taylor, not some classic rock. If
you're singing this could be nice for us. You should do a cover up,
should get some real engagement. Here's a Jerry Jones said, well,
I think Kansas City should take him and put a trophy for him, because
it's hard to move that needle dramatically. On the great feeling and great attraction
in the NFL, we get a lot of eyeballs. She blew it off
the charts and it is amazing and it makes you smile. But it just
shows the depth of her following, especially with her cork, her cork,
her cork constituency. Oh, let's see. We all I think felt the
same way when she's sitting up there with mom and she's going nuts when he's
playing in those hearts are popping out everywhere. How do you not get that?
Now? That's now that's called images right there? Who? How how
many Johnny Walker blues into the night was he when they got that quar.
That's called images right there, images right there there she's popping up. So
there's there's that cowboy's patriot. Say, I was a little worried about Will
Greer and Zeke knowing the entire playbook. So they're mixing up their signals.
That's the okay, McCarthy, mix them up. Ryder Cup begins who legitimately
tonight tonight at twelve thirty twelve thirty, there's this guy. Yeah, I'm
considering it. You're you're considering your sleep pattern even more insane that it than
it is right now. But you have a packer game tonight. Huh if
you just go to bed right when you get home. Doctor's appointments today two
sectomy and wisdom teeth. No, both of those have been pushed. My
stitches removed, and then I have to go do an actual like physical just
just gonna look at me and go yeah and probably end it. I mean
the gut. Oh man, you are do better? Are go home?
Do better? Okay, So you can't do that, but maybe I'll sleep
from like three to seven No, I won't. We're on the air,
oh three to seven pm, yeah, okay, And then you're planning out
what stand up just for the very beginning. Nothing hell, just have going
and just go maybe does here and there. But it is a good sleep
right when I get home until midnight. Boy that but twelve thirty times,
you guys are going to ruin yourselves already. Know you got a trip plan.
You know you don't know what's on the show tomorrow. I mean we're
gonna but we are gonna be rocking some rider cup tomorrow during the show.
Oh my god, that's gonna be fun, Danny, which you see us.
So the reason you'd want to watch tonight at twelve thirty is because,
Danny, we have what is well known for all of our heroes, twenty
four of the greatest players on planet Earth, the most terrifying shotting golf.
We tell us about it next, Mike, and I want to tell you
about about it. I almost can't wait, but I agree you should tell
us about us next. What is the most terrifying thing in the world,
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