Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and children of all ages. I am
the one, the only, the hip shaking Moneymagan Tower of Power man in
the hour twenty four seventh, the one your mother warned you about, Dougie
Fresh and the mic. At this time, I want you to keep your
hands and feet inside the car until the ride comes to a complete stop.
It is my honor to introduce the One, the Only, the Admiral of
the airwaves, the president of podcast, your favorite man. You're ready now
for mister bimm Yeah. Oh my god, wow Ze is your hair standing
out? It is on my ass Downtown the thunder from down hundred, baby,
he said to Doug. I think we got to offer this up to
people. If you have a wedding, right, let's say the promposal,
graduation. I don't know a wedding. I think you'd have to be there,
right, I think you'd have to be the djh although maybe not a
lot of people are are doing just their laptops. Yeah, and then you
just throw it in. That's why one of the reasons I get hired is
because I do the introduction. Like if I'm talking to a briden groom,
I'm like, oh, what's your name? You know, I'm by what's
your fiancas and Laurie and your last name Smith? I'm like, and I'll
just grab a mixer or something or a bottle of beer and I'll go.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, this time please rise? Is my honor
did introduce for the very first time? You see the girl's eyes get so
big, like, hey mister miss Laurie Smith, and she's like, I
want you. Well that's great, but I said to him, if people
want this five eight five two or six eighty eight sixty six, tell us
and for twenty five bucks, will produce it up, send you out the
video. There you go, roll done? Perfect. Wouldn't that be great?
You can have it for anything like graduation anniversary party. I mean we're
getting into that time of year. Maybe even in the bedroom if you need
a little spark. Oh you know, honey, I'm gonna play you something.
Can you go into the bathroom turn well, when do you want me
to come out? You're you're gonna hear it. I'm playing it on my
phone, okay, because I love you? And so how would that go
if if we played Thunderstruck? Can you give me the floy have to let
me see what were we to do? Lay in bed him, tell my
wife to wait in a bathroom. She's got a rob Yeah, put your
robot and uh I got this frontown all right, okay, all right,
and here she comes married to me for twenty five years, she's bared three
of my children, and I love her to dis She's hot, she's sexy,
and she's all mine. My wife, Fiona. You'd have to give
some suggestions. What you throw it all together just like a just like a
mixture. That'd be great. You can text in at five a five two
or six eighty eight sixty six, or call leave a voicemail and uh we'll
turn it around, send it out. Even if you need something to get
up during the day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know I need
some pep in my step. Righte had introduction by Dougie Fresh like Greg go
into the courtroom. Yes, yes, we could. You do the Chicago
Bulls team like we played the dude was a great theme, you know,
and then like you introduce him like you know your you know your Chicago Bulls
number twenty three Michael Jordan, he was twenty three, he was forty five
and now he's sixty seven. Oh, hey, I think he's sixty two.
Well, today was a big day in uh New York sports history.
Yeah, a lot of stuff going on. But one thing in particular,
Billy, Yes, one thing in particular would be a a Ron. He's
now officially a Jet. He walked in he had I don't I get I
don't think it was official team gear, but he had Jets. Yeah,
he had official team gear on. But they do the jersey thing. Yeah,
they didn't do that. But I thought maybe when he walked in,
did he buy his own Oh that's what I was wondering. Possible. It
looked like maybe he bought his own, like like at the airport stuff.
Yeah, it's so saying. I was like, well, look at this,
But I gotta tell you it got off to a little bit of an
awkward start a little bit. There were a few moments of awkwardness in the
press conference. Aaron is a tremendous players an understood and he makes everybody around
him better. And we're so happy to have him. We are delighted and
happy. We couldn't be happier to have him as a New York chet.
I just like, have a round, will flause right there. That's a
little awkward. Do what he is awkward? He's just been an awkward forever.
But he was on a Hard Knocks They had to like write lines for
him to say on a script unscript the reality show because he's just so stiff.
This guy was the US ambassador to Ireland for client. There you go.
That would be part of the reason why little Aaron Rodgers is he's his
wheels are churning, and he just I think he just makes it into a
game. Very very They're very smart. This is a press conference, so
who's welcome to New York. He told him to clap, and then they
had a pause for Aaron. They watched this, I was supposed to shake
my hand. Yeah, rehearsed it earlier and that it didn't go according to
script. For Woody for bringing meat washed hand, I thought that that was
a little awkward start to it. But I thought Aaron Rodgers pitch perfect in
this one. Danny clean cut, hair cut, sat down, sounded good.
Listen to this. I want to say thank you to Christopher and Woody
for bringing me here. Obviously, coach Sala Joe Douglas, my agent,
Da've done um this is a surreal day for me after spending eighteen years in
the same city. That's been a lot of introductions today and meeting a lot
of people, but there's a lot of excitement. Um. I'm here because
I believe this. I believe in this team. I believe in Cosala,
I believe in the direction. Uh Joe Douglas. Obviously he's drafted really well
the last couple of years, having offensive and defensive Rookie of the Year.
That is pretty impressive, but big thanks to the Jets organization. Obviously a
big thanks to the Green Bay Pack organization for an incredible run. That chapter
is over now and I'm excited about the new adventure here in New York.
So open up the questions now, I just thought the guy was did it
all right? Yeah? When he wants to short, did it all right?
He even so? I mean, when you're looking at this, if
you're the Jets, you look at the last three veteran quarterbacks to find a
new team. Tom Brady Super Bowl with the Bucks, Matthew Stafford Super Bowl
with the Rams, Aaron Rodgers. Could it be retirement? Have you seen
all the Zach Zach quotes? How PISSI not how pissed. I'm gonna make
his life hell and practice every day I'm taking my job back. Didn't really
say this, or is this like a parody account somewhere that he says it,
because I would be worked really really really surprised if I can find it.
Yeah, I just I would be so surprised if he said anything like
that, because they talked about what a great opportunity this is for him to
learn from an MVP Caliper. Yeah, that's that's how I watched. Though
he's not gonna learn anything from Rogers. Rogers is gonna teach him anymore.
Well, I see, now he might learn by example of osmosis, but
there's only so much, like I mean, even in radio, you know,
back in the dayson we go, Oh, you know you should be
hanging around weismore when weis isn't gonna teach anything, but you'll learn it by
being around if you I mean, if you're really that good that you got
drafted, I mean, you know how good you gotta be to suck at
the NFL, so to even get there. I always think those are the
guys that are He'll see something and go ah, that's all that's Yeah,
yeah. I mean, I just think being around to your point Osmosis,
you are so sour. I can see it on your face. Oh no,
I actually wrote an article about ten reasons why this is good for Buffalo.
I don't think. Yeah, I know, I know, I know
you don't like him. I'm not a Rogers fan at all, and I
know Jets fans who are like, um, okay, this is good.
Most idiot Jets fans like this is great, and they should. But I
mean, like Craig Carton, going on, going all there were Jets are
gonna win it all. Hold on a second. This guy has pretty much
a similar rotter that he had in Green Bay, except one little thing.
Have you looked at the quarterbacks of the AFC recently? Somebody rattled off I
think it was Dan Orloski, I think I retweeted this. Rattled off a
list of all the quarterbacks and he didn't include Russell Wilson, and he said,
one of these dudes isn't going to the playoff next year because you picked
the one who isn't. It's gonna be hard, and he's in a tough
division, and he's in a tough division going up against Belichick he's going up
against McDaniel, who's actually a pretty smart offensive mind in his own right.
And of course Josh Allen and the Bills. So we'll see. You've got
a but a team that has some talent on there and hungry kids. They
are, right, I mean, NFL Rookie of the Year defense and offense.
Yeah, though, who was the wide receiver for offense? Was it
Garrett Wilson? Okay? So? And then Gardener as a corner, who's
like the next Darrell Rebus. There you go, he very well could be.
Yeah, that's that's fantastic. The Jets. The Jets right now could
win the division and they and I love the fact that everyone's poop pooing the
Bills right now because last year they all poop pooed the Chiefs. Guess what,
oh, they won the Super Bowl? Right, the Bills need a
kick in the ass. And I think this is a baby. I'm gonna
I'm gonna guess right now that the opening game will probably I think the Bill's
Division plays Kansas City's Division this year. Yes, yeah, the Bills are
at Casey this year. Yeahright, Casey. So the first game might be
the Jets at Casey or a Sunday night game Bills at Jets or one of
the two. Yeah, they figured out. I guess they're gonna highlight just
some way the first week, either against Casey or the Bills. That's just
my prediction. Well, I mean, you want to know about, like
I want to say, conspiracy theories. But Mike north Of he's the schedule
maker for the NFL. He was on with some Buffalo guys recently doing a
podcast they actually made national news. They asked him about like Aaron Rodgers.
They go, they put the schedule together and it's still in motion based on
where Aaron, not based on where Aaron Rodgers was going, but they knew
that Aaron Rodgers going to be a Jet, and they used that accordingly in
the schedule. You're gonna see the Jets and the Bills by the way three
or four time. Yeah, you're not gonna be seen like the days of
the Bills playing at one o'clock on Sunday afternoon. Week after those days are
over. But the Jets too, because the Jets haven't played US. I
didn't know this. The Jets haven't played on Sunday night games in twenty ten.
No, they they've sucked forever. Yeah, I mean if they if
they even had Rex and they were a playoff team they beat the Patriots.
Sorry, sorry, Kevin one year. So they haven't always been bad.
Like the Bills were back for seventeen years, weren't they weren't They didn't have
a Marquis. This is a Marquis. This is a Marquis. And I
gotta tell you, maybe you're right, but he was on his best behavior.
Check this out. He was Aaron NBC four in New York. Hey,
Bruce, welcome, thank you. I look forward to ever. He's
always like contentiously. It was very nice. I'll think about it. The
first game yet, well, I think about the first two years he was
in Green Bay. Far was the quarterback first, you know, for two
years. Then the third year he becomes the starter, and like they were
okay, he kind of grew into being the guy. Like even Kobe Brian
wasn't the man he took. It took him three or four years all of
a sudden, like who's this dude? You know? With Aaron was the
same thing. He kind of rose and all of a sudden became a dick.
How driven are you to win? For this fan base? Love.
What are you gonna ask, like, Oh, what can you possibly as
long as he lost at home last year to get into the playoffs, Troy,
Yeah, he's got a terrible playoff record. He had that one year
one Super Bowl. They were at sixth seed and they got all their weds
while all their healthy players, their players got healthy and the right time.
Other than that, he doesn't have a good record. I think he's I
want to Super Bowl. Well, listen to the answer. Listen to what
he says after this question. He I'm telling you he was pitched PERF which
hasn't been to the playoffs since twenty ten, the longest stretch in professional sports
for the four different leagues right now. I mean it's it's exciting. Jets
have an incredible passionate fan base. I saw that last year at Lambeau.
Obviously you know about Fireman Ed and even a fan gets a shout out.
I mean that's a big deal if you're Fireman Ed. I'm telling you know
his passion for the team. I think that's an exciting draw to this as
well as being a part of so I'm special. I grew up watching old
VHS tapes of of the Super Bowls, and so obviously I know about the
guarantee and Broadway Joe. Been a while since then. I noticed walking in
this morning that that Super Bowl three trophy. He's looking a little lonely.
So see, I mean he Jets fans are lax. He was so in
the moment. He was really until oh still. They asked him about him
talking to his old general manager, and he said, did you get this
part where he was like, well, you know, I really don't talk
in the f my WiFi doesn't work. I usually like to face time.
He's a bitch. Aaron Rodgers is a bitch, of course. He said
all the right things in this press conference. He's new. They're dating,
they're courting, they're in the U said, he'll be at the facility tomorrow.
They're dating. He's he's dating the Jets representative. The Jets are dating
Aaron Rodgers representative. Wait until the fit hits the shan with this guy the
first month of the season, hopefully week one, hopefully week one later coming
up later tonight, Okay, one of the biggest Jets fans in our area.
We'll also talk about Draft Day tomorrow. Would do that would be one
Thad Brown wait a minute. He he told me no, when was this
the other night? He said no, Tuesday night. I could read me
back the text, but he said yes to you. He told me no.
I'm sorry I didn't get He got back to me the next morning,
yesterday morning, he's like, uh, he goes, yeah, I'd say
I I wouldn't have come on anyway. It's family time for me. I
go, that's cool. Well problem, here's why. He's got the pre
draft show that he's doing tonight at seven thirty and uh or at seven and
it's over at seven thirty. And he said he could call it. I
could call him at eight. Okay. Yeah, he takes you know,
responds to you, Danny. I let him use my PFF account. He
responds to you, Danny. Yeah. I just I just wanted to say,
again, what are you surprised it is a Bill Moran podcast. I'm
just saying I'm not surprised. Talking to me, Goose, talk to me.
I love fuck it with you. He talked to YouTube. I got
people. Well, he went to Acquintas. Yeah, you guys, I
hate you people. Can I say you people? Acquintas people? Right?
Yeah? The company, yeah, the schools, the little Irish. Their
colors are maroon and white. Yeah, that makes a ton of sense.
Let me send my kid there. Yeah, at least McQuaid the nights.
Yeah, that makes sense. Right, that's right, he's fired. I'm
fired up today. No, I can feel it. Yeah, what happened?
I don't know anything bad Roally No, No, I think this is
actually a good thing for the Buffalo Bills. Really, that the Bills are
gonna suck again. They need a chicken. Yeah. I don't think the
Bills. They're not gonna sue. I don't think, but they do need
to get this draft right Thursday night. That's for short. Last time,
the Brown didn't return my cold because I made fun of Channel Light a couple
of weeks ago when we were talking about Whole Foods. They weren't there to
cover it. We're bringing it up, don't worry. Yeah, and I
think maybe that's why. Well, then they were there to cover it.
No, No, what they got was just the video of already walking into
cheering. That's all they up on their website. I didn't see their story.
I haven't watched any real anything live on the local. I always watched
the Plan this for four years. You couldn't get there the first day.
We spent one point six million dollars to basically advertise for Whole Foods, right,
and you're like, yeah, we got people clapping that. Just text
to me, Danny won't shut the hell off? Is canceling tonight. It
wouldn't be the first time I was canceled, Alright, So we'll have that
on a little later. You know. I had asked, um, Danny
to do something for us the other day, and I know you were very
busy. I did what the reads? That's that's what? No something else?
Yeah, what was that? I wanted you to see the Art of
Living? Oh yeah, I was working mccon. Yeah, I know.
I saw that with with Tony Robbins. Yeah. Well and and Dean Grassiosius
or whatever his name is. Uh in a Lincoln Continental. I went to
grab something. I had to grab some of this. I had to go
sifted through it. It's a I will see what you think because you like,
uh, you like you like Tony Robbins and you like that kind of
stuff. And life happens for you, billy, not to you. Um.
Occasionally, yeah, I would say that life happens and how you react
to it. Is what. Yeah, you know all about your state,
Billy, that's it, right, just determined by the state that you're in
when you react, Yes, but so you got to change your state,
would be changed your mindset right exactly, Yeah, which is what I've been
saying, just a different way, which is why I've been telling the Buffalo
Bills they need to get this draft right and get ready for Aaron Robins.
What are they picking? What number? Twice seventh? Uh? Well,
Conry's Irish Bob touch Ireland right along the historic Erie Canal and Fairport Damian celebrating
fifteen years over there, fifteen years. It was a great story, like
some of the stuff I hadn't really heard all of. He and I did
a one on one in here and then I've known him for a number of
years, but I didn't hear the whole thing about going. I think I
did maybe the pub, but I didn't know, like they didn't respond to
him. So he just finally after twenty minutes, got up and laughed and
you know, just kind of and then the push, the push from home
to be doing something, never really wanting to be a bar owner, and
yet boom here probably was broke. He opened the place up with like negative
negative bank accounty. Right, how much money do I need to open sixty
K? Yeah, I'm in the hole. But it all worked out and
they're celebrating, you know, just this. I think they're continuing all year
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It's just the ninety ninth episode of Billifide. We Gotta do a party
tomorrow, ninety ninth episode. And this is a song that I didn't got
into top forty. Do you remember this dug at all? Do you know
the band? I don't total eighties though, right? Yes? Is it
a one hit wonder? It is not a one hit wonder. It's not
Holint, it is not haulin outen River. It is not a Little River
Survivor. No, it's not Survivor. But I think no, he didn't
write anything for them. He wrote a lot of the lead singer of Survivor
wrote a ton of thirty eight special songs. This would be total Africa was
the big one. Africa was their big one. Steve lucathur who I love.
Steve lucather is one of the one of the greatest interviews I've ever had.
And he uh was the guitarist on I Think the Thriller album. He's
the singer this one. He hates the song. I can see that,
Yeah, I could see that. It's kind of a jazz fucking thing.
He's like, I don't really like it. So it ever went anywhere,
But a lot of people want to know what did ninety nine refer to?
And so people thought was it Agent ninety nine from Get Smart because they thought
somebody was dating Barbara Felden, who was Agent ninety nine in this TV show
Gets Smart. That is not true. Then they thought a girl that's almost
perfect, not quite a hundred, she's a ninety nine. Yeah, yeah,
and then uh so, David Pace actually wrote the song as a tribute
to George Lucas's first film. Now as a film guy, I have no
idea what this is th h X eleven thirty eight. Yeah, you're familiar.
Yeah, Robert Duval was in it. I think it was his thesis
at a us USC yeah school. Yeah, oh so you do know this,
Okay. It's supposed to take place many centuries in the future where people
live in a talitarian life. Oh like now again a slate and you're referred
to by a number, and so it's a fantasy, a love song to
imagine someone in that world with the number ninety nine. Well, the beginning
of Lucas's movies with Star Wars, where it was the XL what's it?
Uh, it's th h x N comes at the beginning of the film that
was that was the name of it. Yeah, so he took the name
of the movie and made it into a audio company, Skywalker ran as they
do a majority of the special effects. Yeah. Did they do a song
about nineteen forty one? Who? Uh? Toto? I don't believe so.
No, this is Spielberg's biggest bomb one. Yeah. Right. It
was Peluci and were in it and John Candy a bunch of people and it
was tanked. It was terrible, real, it was terrible. Where can
he see this? He knew it was out there? Oh yeah, oh
yeah, what's it called? Is in it. I like Ned Beatty,
He's in there. He was a great character director. He just died last
year. A ton of stuff just watched him in the Original Superman with Christopher
Reeve were is still one of the best superhero movies there. I loved it
as a kid. He an absolute favorite. I had to My father made
me for Halloween. He made a Superman costume because I didn't like the plastic
stuff, so I bought Long John's. He dyed in blue, and then
he made a cape and he cut out of felt this as the way it
is and put it all on the back of the cape and everything and on
the chest. I had the coolest Superman. I would just pop all of
a sudden. I would just appear in the kitchen time great, and he
would I was seven. He would go, what happened to build soup?
Call me super Soup? Like he played along. But then one time he
launch his fucking mind because there was a line in the Superman movie where he
flies up to I guess uh, I was gonna say Margot Kidders was the
actress, but he fled and he flies up to her on her patio.
Oh yes, and she's in New York City and she's out there and she
goes, you want to drink, and he goes, I never drink and
fly. So my father says to me, hey, soup, he want
some OJ and I go, I never drink and fly. But it was
day after day after day after day of me being Superman. I loved that
movie and it kind of jumped the shark when they added a guy I absolutely
love. But Richard Bryor started showing up like number three to do what he
was like, Yeah, it was just one of those ones. Whatever man
that Christopher Reeve was like, he was the guy. Yeah he was.
Then he went on to some other shitty movie, but I think, uh,
he did four Superman, Yeah he did that. But he also did
some like eighteen hundred type thing with Oh Somewhere in Time with or Seymour.
Yeah, James Seymour still still everybody, but Jane Seymour and he I think
had a relationship. I think they like fell in love or fell in love
was a tribute. Question. Might not know he went to Juilliard. You
know who his roommate was, Yes, they do. Who was it?
That would be one mark from Orc Robin Robin Williams Robin Williams. Wow,
Yeah, okay, I didn't know that. Yeah, now, I I
know that you're I don't know if I'm gonna say this right, Danny,
that's all right? Would be the first time. No, it wouldn't be.
Um, I know that you're one of these guys that kind of like
some of this motivational stuff. Get some energy out of that, you like
the Tony Robbins thing, And like I can tell you that I had listened
to some Tony Robins stuff along, you know, many years ago, but
I wakened the giant within. But I could see I I can see the
stuff that's you know, that goes on. Now I have something other thing,
But I think the message is the same. It's just he's got a
lot of pomp and circumstances stuff. All of a sudden, Matthew McConaughey has
been putting out that he's uh all over social media. He had that he
was going to do the art of living, not living living, the art
of living. It's like gives it a little more soul. Yeah. Um,
this is when sometimes I think celebrities need to be told No, wasn't
he going to run for governor of Texas too. There was talk of that.
I don't know all so I had to go. I wanted. I
had asked Dandy because I thought he but Danny has gig during the day and
stuff, and I had ship going on, so I didn't see this,
and I went, oh, that happened yesterday. They did this on Monday.
I got still up there. Now, whenever these things, I'm going,
there's got to be a catch here. Wouldn't you think, like,
what are they trying to get you to do? Or sell? Right?
Well, that's what I mean, yes, to sell. So I'm going
it's got to be something because the first one is usually free, right A
lot of times, I mean, I would say in life, and I've
always told my sons this, sometimes you gotta work for free. Doesn't mean
to keep going for free, but you show them what you can do.
You show them what you can do for free. Yes, I'm talking about
here. Everybody's free right now. Yeah, but no, but I hear
you, But you're right, that's it exactly. Let me show you what
I can do. And then at a certain point we hit a certain So
here's how it opened though the art of living. Oops, not that something
hang on one that would be surprise me either. My question is how are
you feeling out there? So they have this woman who just kind of shows
up right and she's going to open up everything. But at first because I
saw, I went to YouTube to serve. Then they found they are to
live in sight. They edited out all the mistakes YouTube still had. She's
talking and there's no sound coming in, there's no nothing. But then listen,
show us with your body, get inside the chat box. You've got
Facebook YouTube you how you're feeling. My name is Kriss Akuchas, and I'm
like, holy crap. They get a whole live audience. There's a whole
wall behind them with all these faces of people who are on the Zoom meetings
and all this. So I will be your MC for the day today.
I'm here basically to help you get the most out of this virtual event,
especially if this is your very first time tuning in to an incredible experience like
this. You know some of you and let us know in the chatbox right
now which category you fall in. Some of you maybe have connected with Matthew
throughout the years, through the movies or maybe in the book Green Lights,
and some of you maybe just landed at an event like this for the very
first time you saw an ad. You got invited by a friend, and
you're like, holy smokes, how the heck did I even get here?
And now you're a couple minutes away from hanging out with Matthew freakin macatahey.
Is that not the craziest thing? That's fake laughter? And the only reason
I saw that is someone tipped the camera and I could see like it was
just a sound studio. It's just a room. It's like here, that's
so she's standing up there cheers people chapter after laugh, I go, wait
a second, the pandemics over. You couldn't have gone and had at least
a live audience end on streaming, right, you could have people have gone,
people would have shown oh gone like crazy because you know, it's how
much as Sarah is um his seminars cost is like a thousand and two thousand
a person for Tony Robbins. Yeah, to go Tony Robbins. This is
part of well, this is the Tony Robbins production, isn't it. I
don't know exactly, but here here so McConaughey. It gets introduced by I
think his name is Dean Graciosis I think maybe I'm saying his name wrong.
I mean here, I want to hear the how he gets introduced because it's
nowhere close to them. So well you get Dougie Fresh and let's listen to
this. Well, hang on, let's see. Uh yeah, yeah it
was uh well, you know the thing about the girl. You know,
Oh, you're all connected with Matthew McConaughey. If you watched his movies,
you better Oh you're not. You're not connected. You're just a selling point.
Like, yes, I liked him in this movie. Now we're gonna
be friends. I thought when I saw him in Dason Confused, I thought
he was everybody knew a douchebag like that, and he was great in it.
You know, non't get you know what was it? Don't get old,
but I get, well, no, it's like the thing I like
about high school girls is I get older and they all say the same day,
that's right, that's right, like he was. But he was,
And I remember going, this guy's gonna be a star. And I loved
him in a couple of movies like what was the one where it's him and
Samuel L. Jackson. He defends Sammue. It doesn't Killing mocking Bird,
but it was a yeah like the Mississippi Burner, but there too, Yes,
and it wasn't. It wasn't Pelican Brief. That was what's her name?
But the same writer. Is that where he said, yes, they
deserve to die. I hope they burned in hell? Yes, same Jackson.
All Jackson I loved. I thought he was great. And those the
rom com shit, he nailed that. He didn't want to be a rom
com guy. And if you ever watched True Detective, uh, he said
the first one was the best that was with him, and Witny Harold said
him, I agree on hundred percent. Did you see Dallas Buyers Club?
Yes they did. I didn't see that. Yes. Uh, that's when
where he won the ospit Wolf of Wall Street. He does He's walk on
but that was a chest that was all improv and that was when he was
really thin. From Dallas Buyers Club. Yeah, yeah, but here is
uh. As you looked that up, this is uh. They're going to
introduce Matthew McConaughey. Now listen closely, a better perspective, like a different
set of lenses to look through. And that's why we were so excited to
help bring this event to reality, to bring this event to you guys today,
because who's ready for another level the fake years? And here's what I
know. I've been doing this twenty years, can you yeah, because it's
But here's what I do know is we might come from different backgrounds, different
countries, one hundred and fifty countries, not one hundred fifty thousand, but
KK was in the mix, right, We all left ticks. But there's
one thing we all have in common. We all know we were meant for
more, more love, more joy, more abundance, more happiness, more
free more income, more impact on the world. So who can admit we
are meant for more? And that unites us today, right. And the
other thing is we have this opportunity so bad to look into a better future
for ourselves. And the reason I believe McConaughey is so good. The guy's
been journaling for over thirty years. So when you journal, you get to
see patterns. This pattern helps me be successful, This pattern helps me go
in a different direction. Right. And he loves to say, you know,
I'm not making a's and straight a's and everything, but think about this,
I got to see behind the scenes, behind the curtain on an amazing
relationship with his wife and blows in the background. I got to see behind
the the father that he is, the work he does. He is a
hustler. The work he put in to make this event live is unbelievable.
I'm trying to focus over here. Can we can we like like I'm trying
to do an open here, we travel everywhere. I love this, though
obviously he'll be here in two seconds. I want to end with this.
You have no idea the work that went into this and creating something for you
to tap into that full potential to live into the person you're meant to be.
So can we commit to stay it all day? Can we commit to
go and all in? Can you put it in the chat? There's nobody
yelling right, but you don't care. Well, great, it's not thank
you. No, I'm sure there's things of value in it, but the
production was pretty cheesy. Then this, they pump into some band. They
could have add a live band, they could have done all that. And
he's waving to nobody, pointing to nobody, thank you, thank you,
Cello. If you can hear his cloup versus the other cloup, thank you,
Dean, you know after publishing Green Lights, I was I was bombarded
with the request to go deeper into the approach and reveal some process, and
that serendipitously has when Tony and Deane called saying, hey, hey, Mkney,
Wey McConaughey. We smell money, We smell money. You're a pretty
facing. We could suck it a whole lot of people. And you're getting
motivated. Baby, We're gonna give you twenty five eight months of creating this
project. This one lot right here right it was a course that they're selling
and they knocked the price down to nine hundred ninety five dollars and it's called
I think it was Taking the Ride or something like that, Riding with McConaughey.
Sous So, just for perspective, you can buy Tony Robbins Entire Library
on Tony Robbins dot com for nine hundred ninety five dollars. Well, this
is a new one with the new stuff. I don't know. I think
they knocked it down for people. Now. I thought I saw that was
nine hundred ninety five material. It's like, yeah, wow, now here
is a little more that you finally get to share with you today. This
is our check class. Would you remember like those paid programs like you'd see
that like news station or TV stations would use the full time. Yeah,
that's what this sound is. That's what this sounds of. Infommercial. Yeah,
here's the big thank you. You're like, he's he's walking around all
of you. Thank you over two million? Have you two million? You
had a choice. You ain't got to be here. Have you doing whatever
you do every other Monday or any other time, but you're not. You're
here. He made the time, he chose to take the risk, and
you showed up. Thank you. Thank you for being humble, for being
humble. Thanks, we got music and right, thank you. Two million
people a thousand dollars a pop, right, at least those Well, it
was free for anybody. Anybody could have come in. First one's free,
first one free. Now to get the course. It was about a thousand
bucks. Now how many let's see it closed? A hundred of those?
Right? Not bad, all right, I mean it's not bad for and
I think the thing went. I don't know, I thought. I think
I think it was three hours, four hours. I don't know. George
Carlin has the greatest line or had the greatest line ever on Tony Robins that
was, if you're motivated to go to a Tony Robin seminar, you don't
need to go to a Tony Robin seminar. Yeah, this is this seems
like because a lot of smart people like who have who have led companies,
like Mark benny Hoff from Salesforce is one of them, among many have gone
to a Tony Robins seminar and their whole lives change. In America's it is
because in the world's become better because of it. But like this seems like
it's pandering to just the guy who's up at three o'clock in the morning and
needs something to change his life. That's what this sounds like. But at
least those infomercials that you see it used to the all right now hang on
because I don't want to I do. I will say again, I believe
there was some value in this, Sure there was. I think there was.
I think there's value in some of the Tony Robbins stuff. I would
explien to when we used to go to morning show boot camp. You would
get reinvigorated about Yeah that makes you feel good. Yeah, but the fire
in your ass, And I think Robbins and once in a while, we
all just need a little shake, right. Tony Robbins is a motivator,
a teacher, a financial guy, and he can do that. But I
do think that you've got to learn to not be dependent on somebody else to
get that for yourself. Right. That's where my I differ. So I
and Tony Robbins says that, well, I love the Netflix thing. Yeah,
I thought that was really well done, and I like the way he
said it. But I get it. You when you're in that room and
everybody's feeding off that they sell tickets not in the main room for a Tony
Robbins seven Arc because there's overflow, and I think those are five hundred,
yeah, or maybe more. I don't know. I'm just saying I I
can get it. I can understand where people would go. I'm not gonna
be one of them. But so yeah, I wouldn't unless it was free,
I wouldn't go. I mean, that's a lot of money to like,
Oh this, So I just gotta do what I've been doing. You
know. It's okay, it's okay, but it is one of these things
where you start to maybe you notice more, maybe you feel good maybe you
ride that high for three months and then he kind of you know, maybe
it wan's off. But hey man, that's three months worth of maybe better
production out of yourself. I mean, if you if you really want to
read his books, he's got some good books. I mean, that's all
you need. Okay, here is uh right, there we go. It's
getting Tony Robins listen to how bad oh my fucking tech that down after eight
months to do this Dean, this other guy graciosis. I keep saying his
name wrong. I apologize, but he uh, he was in wherever this
shit hole was. They were doing this and Tony's not listen, they do
this whole big like they got a fill time. You see. It's like
a five minute intro of Tony Robbins around at different seminars and talking to people,
and he's bringing it in. It's like I couldn't believe it went on
and on and on. You hear, Larry King, Tony Robbins has done
it. You're right, great guy. It was like, oh yeah,
right, all right, there we go. Hello sir, you're a good
watching you. I'm thinking everything you're talking about, oh good, good,
well, I'm never speaking of a similar language here. Um, listen,
I'm about turning it over to you, but before I do, I want
to ask a couple of questions. So I've got to know you, buddy
Dean pretty well, all right. And he told me that your initial reaction
after read about green rights green lights is that you said, man, this
bastard's crazier than me. So after I'm curious in the audio, why why
do you think I'm crazy? That's crazy, not madzy, okay? In
your book, And I can't wait for people to get this course because I've
also gotten to see what you've created for people here, all right. I
think, Look, there's a ton of these things, you know, if
if you really want something that's going to help you creatively, and maybe even
along these lines read the Artist's Way. Yeah, they give you all this
stuff. He's telling you to take walks, invest in yourself, be selfish.
There isn't one of these things that wouldn't tell you to be selfish in
that you got to take care of yourself first before you can take care of
anybody else. Be selfish, so you could be self less, right,
And they're like take a walk, and he goes sometimes you just need to
take a walk. Yeah, you know, a one on one take the
artist's way. It's a date. Yes, the artist may tell you to
take an artist date. So if you're a creative person, you go to
a museum, maybe you get some inspiration, but you're giving yourself that kind
of time. We don't do that. We're all you know what I mean,
we get into the grind, the grind, the grind, and I
think, like it's the same message. But are you gonna pay a thousand
dollars to Matthew McConaughey for this? I mean, he's acting going this shitty
that he has to do this. They had little um classes online. It
was on Facebook one and they had Ron Howard, you know, join this
and we'll go through the directing steps. And they had was it master class
master class? Yeah, Steve Martin master class stuff. I think you could
get value. I've gotten a lot of stuff out of that. This is
just like how to I understand him. If it makes you feel good and
money, yeah, hey, go for it. So I initially bought the
master class because Tom Morello from Rage against the Machine was showing people how all
these effects and how he does it. Yeah, because I'm gonna show you
how to do it. You could pay ninety bucks for that, or you
can get spend one eighty and get the entire class. So you get Steve
Martin, you get like a hundred people like Chris Voss talking about the art
of negotiation. There's a lot of good stuff and there's also a lot of
crap, like Christina Aguilera how to sing. She's just cashing the check.
Okay, but like Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton and George W. Bush leadership.
H there's at him a check, but there's actually spin the pickle on
that. I'm let to show you all the rules right wait here is Hillary
Okay, let's do it right. But but there's some value in that.
Here, here's how it. Amen, good night, just keep living.
Talk into the background. All right, everyone, been a beautiful and incredible
day. We got our amazing I have to say, it feels like and
again I didn't watch the whole thing. Thank you for you probably some value,
but the production stuff was such a steaming pile of shit. How can
you take this? How can you take it seriously? If you have a
brain in your head, how can you take it seriously? I mean,
Tony Robbins is a lot better than that. Usually somebody did a parody,
uh to a com ap using a conn with infinite possibility, it's supposed to
be a brain outside. Jim Carrey did a great, did a great McConaughey
on Saturday Night Live. Or he's like, I got this booger in my
hands driving a link because I can't get rid of forty five minutes or something
like that. Oh well, anyway, every time he gets a deal from
from somebody buying that, instead of going to ching and goes, hey,
hey, maybe I will go back and watch the whole thing at some point
just to see what is it, because I gotta tell you it was funny.
A ship and he has it. He says some wacky stuff once in
a while. I don't want everybody to stand on the left. I want
you to be all right, all right, all right. I think they
went with McConaughey because McConaughey is well. He wrote the book green Light,
which I did not read. But I think one of my kids has okay,
and I think it's a motivation he wrote it or was it by with
Alex Haley or somebody. I don't know. I don't know. The interest
and it's supposed to be about looking for the green lights in your life,
right, you know, not not getting stopped at any right here in main
Street. That's right. So he uh go in my car. I think
at one point, Tony even references, well, I've never got arrested for
playing bongos naked, and he's like, uh, hey, man, it's
all part of it. He got it. It's like, I go,
Okay, this is the ship I really want to hear about. If you
weren't going to talk about playing bongos naked on your roof, I might I
might want to see that story. But I, like all the people in
Hollywood, like it seems like McConaughey would be the perfect guy to do something.
That's because he's the most relatable. He's got the Southern accent, which
he doesn't hide from. Right. He acts like a stoner. I'm just
wanting you guys. He hangs out of Texas football games. He's just he
wears birkin stocks and just kind of like, you know whatever. Well,
he look got this laid back he's like the he's like the living Laboust would
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it out and absolutely love it. And what's not to love. Great food,
fantastic staff, amazing owner Dan Bresnahan, who showed up at Damien's fifteenth
He was, oh I missed him. Yeah, great vibe inside the historic
eighteen hundreds Cobblestone Church and it's been renovated into a really cool space. The
food is fantastic, welike things like the tater tots, which I'd never thought
I would say at my age, I never thought it was. The waitress
was like, no, you gott you trust me, you gotta. But
the way these are, these are the four mate tater tots, and they're
gonna have. They have a New York pork chop, barbecue dry rub,
fourteen downs, bone in pork chop, smoked blue cheese, o grotten potato,
roasted corn salad and barbecue crispy onions. Now I'm not a big park
chop dude. I gotta try that, yeah, because I've tried the other
stuff, all right. So the one that would really sell me on that
is the smoked blue cheese. Yeah kind of, doesn't it. That sounds
good. Potatoes, the smoked blue cheese, grabbing the potatoes, and then
I do like a pork chop done well, it's gotta be cooked right.
Nice rub on there, it looked like a good rubber. You'll find Cobblestone
on Maine one on nine West Main Street in the village Webster. Perfect place
to hang out with friends, go on date night. Kevin went on date
night with his wife there, loved it. Find them online at Cobblestone on
Main dot com and you can always call five in five six two six Steven
avon Flopper to stop fer. I love Danny's your band do the song?
No, but I think m eighties might do? They really might think they
might. I don't want to see English first two right? Yeah, yeah,
this is the German Yes, but I go boy. If you watch
the video, it's like a shitty gender reveal party. Obviously rocking along the
beach and the big blue smoke from Big Smoke comes the other I go,
what is happening? It's like a shitty gender reveal party and the bands there,
and I think the drummer he's chewing gum, chewing gum. Pele's kids
to tell you what you're on? That in nineteen eighty six. I don't
know. I pulled it earlier, I can. I was just wonder.
I think it was why don't I want to say eighty three? It was
eighties? It was, oh, we know that still that, But I'm
saying eighty three. Let's see, Kevin's gonna look it up right now.
I'm gonna say eighty four, eighty four, eighty three, I'm saying eighty
six, suty six judges eighty three. Yeah. By the way, thirty
eight Specials playing next month? That uh in June at Seneca Dhegara they are,
yeah, same night. Who's still in it? Around one of the
vans? It was a van's an. It was one of the Wonderskier Brothers
that started thirty I don't know who's I don't know who's left in it now?
Who's lucky? He joined the other band too soon? Too soon this
year. Now there's no Gary Rossington gar Yeah, but who's Pile too?
Artemus Pimile. How dold they have a name like Artemus Pile a bad first
name and a bad last name. Well it sounds like some type of diarrhea
armist file as the Artimus Pilot. It does, but it's a it's like
a famous name. What was the what was Gomer Pile? Yeah, Gomer
remember that shitty show? Yeah, it was like like when entertainment surprise,
surprise, surprise, Like what did you have to do? Nothing? Basically
nothing on television? Yeah, it was so easy to make a hit.
Yeah, well he was I think he was on the Indy Griffins Show.
Yeah, yeah, but if I'm not mistaken, that was that Hogan's Heroes.
No, no, okay, it was Gomer Pile was a spinoff of
of the Andy Griffins Show. Okay, yeah, yeah, is it what
still on USA? No? I thought it wasn't Oh I don't only had
three channels, so you didn't have to try it. You didn't have well,
yeah, but I mean you had. Look, Norman Leard did great
work, Like I still love when I can see old all the family the
Jefferson's Maud. I mean all these shows. He did great stuff. The
end of these steaming piles. This shit, Oh my god, it's like,
you know, like even in the eighties, have it. There was
one I loved that. I would love us to go back because I don't
think it holds up for anything. But does anybody remember the greatest American hero,
believe it or not? Well, I never thought. And then he
couldn't crash and his girl off it was all gappy and baggy and shit.
And his uh Cia partner was from ice By with Bill Cusby. Yeah,
yeah, yes, And it was William Katt. And he was in a
movie. He was in Carrie the Original Carry. Yeah, I never saw
that. You never saw the original Carry? And he was in I think
that still I don't like. I gotta tell you. If it isn't funny
or action, I don't want it. Yeah. I won't even watch the
movies I love. I love all of them, every one of them,
Fast and the Furious, fucking love those movies. I didn't go to the
first one. Kurt Russell was in Their Complete Shit, Their Complete And this
is one of my favorite movies is and it's awful every time I will watch
and I don't like that they're remaking it Roadhouse. I know who likes it.
Women love that the movie. Oh they'd love it. You talk to
women, see I like guarantee, like all in on a second, what
are you saying that I'm like a chick? No, just making his statement.
I worked with enough women. You have Pet Patrick Swayze, Patweez and
uh Sam Elliot, Yeah, Sam Ellio, that's right. And you watch
yeah, yeah, right, you'd be surprised at how many women love that
movie. Who was the guy who played the bad guy in her He just
died to bend somebody? That Ben Stiller, Um, I forget his name,
but he he had done a he had done like some legitimate actings.
And then he's in this and I mean, you watch that movie. I
go, it's just fucking bad. It's bad, right, but I love
so unbelievable. I remember when it came out the right up in the papers
like this never happens, the Wild World of Bouncing. Yeah, well now
he's going to MMA. Uh Jo is an mm A fighter and he's an
unbelievable shape because they they in real life. Yeah, he's he's an enufle
evable shape. He's not an MMA fighter. But they they filmed it,
filmed a couple of pay per views ago. Yeah, they filmed some of
the scenes before it in front of a live you know, real audience,
real everything. No can laughter in this one, you know, no,
not not not like a McConaughey. I'm so disappointed in production. Well,
every every Oscar winner has a Razzie and this is probably his. Well.
Uh, Danny had sent me a story yesterday about little league Parish. Now
you have a nephew, have you? Does how old's your nephew? He's
uh twelve? Does he has he played any sports along the way? Nothing?
No organized sports at all. Sometimes, Um, I don't remember when
my guys were little, parents getting too crazy on on the little league side.
Because Jordan played, I don't think I don't remember any of that.
Um football, maybe they got a little more yelling. Basketball, I hear
sometimes can be really bad. But none of my older guys played basketball.
So but this story is fantastic. I absolutely love it. So an American
sporting tradition for fans to think they could do a better job than the officials
calling a game. It's also sadly become a trend to see parents at youth
games berating the referees and umpires, many of whom are volunteers. Now,
one little league town, listen to the audio that they play in New Jersey,
has an innovative solution to come back that trend, and it might become
a tradition in its own right. This is all cell phone camera footage of
people getting into fucking brawls. Yeah, it's a scene that's become all too
common across the country, parents arguing with officials at their kids games. And
one town has had enough. Little League season is just starting in Deptford,
New Jersey, but in just the past week, two volunteer umpires have already
called it quits. Now, your kids play hockey? Is everybody volunteer?
No? No, But how about coming up? Because hockey is not a
support you know, you're usually picking up at like fifteen, where football,
I think is one you're good and learn it. Hockey's more skill. Yeah,
you know, I'm skating. So they've been skating since they were really
little, and no problems at the lower levels of anybody. I would assume
they're there's fun. Do they serve beer at the games. Enough said no,
but I mean I have the rim problems. Oh yeah, we've had
parents turn out thrown out. No shit, I got thrown out of a
game for I wasn't even talking shit the ref. I was talking to their
parents directly below me on our busting their balls below me, and the ref
is like, oh hear you, you need to hear you. I wasn't
even I wasn't talking about the ref. I was just talking to one of
the dads below us. Yeah, but thrown about? Wow, I got
thrown out. I got thrown out coach in the game too? Was it?
Was it because of course language? Maybe? No, I was.
I was sitting on all the mothers. Yeah, and the mothers were Yeah.
And I was the one that took the brunt of it. Wow,
did you an example? Took one for the team for the moms. So
what do they do? Do they not continue the game until you leave?
Yeah? Okay, yeah, do you go to the bar? Yeah?
Pretty much? I know somebody the rest high school, uh football and baseball.
You may ask him, yeah, sure, Racy and Randy also Ustum
player baseball. Buddy. I gotta tell you I got out of the buddy,
I got these parents are nuts, Buddy, listen to leaders a little
bit more. They're coming here, they're being abused. They don't need that,
so they're walking away, hoping to strike out any future problems. The
township's league officials have created a new rule this year. If a parent or
other spectator fights with an umpire, they've got a suit up and officiate the
game themselves for three games. Awesome, Wow, love it. Yeah.
I wrote a column about it for The Times Away Saturday. Okay, And
so I do think this is an effective way to kind of what's the saying?
You know what it's like to know you walk a mile on another man's
shoes, right, another person's shoes, I guess nowadays, But you don't
know. You don't know it's like to be berated. Make a tough call
back haul. You are not allowed to come on to our complex until you
complete three umpire assignments. Once you do that, then we'll let you come
back. People are very comfortable making officials uncomfortable. So it's about time that
we've reversed the trend and started making people uncomfortable who are harassing officials? And
so what do you think anything? You don't think? So Now, how
about when you were a coach, Why did you get thrown out? Bad
calls and you were yelling at the rest. Yeah, we were getting holds
the whole game. And I took a water bottle through to the crafters and
I was trying to throw it down the ice, but I missed. I
love this, Kevin, But Kevin, I've been there just a few times.
You miss. Yeah. So he comes back at a groucho march Mark's
outfit. S are you get out? But that Bobby Valence, you seem
like you stayed pretty calm. Well it was it was just a game.
We were getting just straight screwed over. They were just calling everything the other
way. Yeah, and don't mind the coach. And I was like trying
to see an example for the boys. I'm like, hey, I'm here
for you. I'm gonna take this for you guys. Yeah, you guys
are getting screwed in his bull crap. Yeah, well then I can understand.
So one local dan to say to take manners into his own hands by
throwing a water bottle. He missed the ice, but hit the rafters and
was shown the door. The second the second water bottle hit the net far
end. I don't have kids, so I don't know that feeling of screaming
in the heat of the moment. Yeah, I've certainly been there, right,
Yeah, I would be bad. I used to have to like remove
myself, give myself a time out because I'm so competitive with stuff. Oh
so I would get all all wound up, you know. And like when
Jordan was playing football and he got an interception, I mean I you would
have thought that you probably ran down the sidelines with him. It was like
Jordan, yeah, yeah. Or the way he was playing soccer, which
a game I didn't really understand all that well, but I could figure it
out, and I would be like on. I think my wife at the
time pulled me aside, and she had played soccer at a really high level,
I think won a state championship and stuff, and she's like, you
gotta stop. So you can't. I can't. I can't do it.
There's a reason. There's a reason I stand by myself. Typically, do
you away from everybody? Yeah, well, because if you and part of
it is as an adult, self awareness is an important thing. I'm sorry,
but we have one dad flap his gums the whole game and then He'll
be quiet and then on something will go wrong and he'll cover send next to
me and start flapping his gums to the raft and like, dude, why
are you standing self respect and trying to dial it back? Well, you
do, you're right, bring it to you right. You know who's impressive
is when I hear UH coaches of like higher level coaches, like Division one
professional, they don't Sometimes they go to kids games, they don't say anything
at all about anything. And I think part of it is everybody there knows
who you are, right. But on the other side, I think there's
just a respect for trying to get something out of kids who are at a
lower level. Not easy. Here's more of this far. It seems the
locals support the novel idea, but if the parents are going to be sitting
there yelling the whole entire game, they might as well use the energy like
out on the field. Little League International President and CEO Stephen Keener thinks it's
a home run, saying Little League International expects its participants and fans to adhere
to the highest level of sportsmanship while attending local league events. We applaud the
volunteers at Deptford Township Little League for coming up with a creative, fun solution
to shine a light on the importance of treating everyone with respect on and off
the Little League field. And if it comes down to it and someone does
happen, I have to suit up. Deptford Little League says, a certified
umpire will be on the field making sure the calls are correct. They stress
it so you're gonna be corrected anywhere. Why with the hey man, three
more games? Maybe that's their way to keep coming back is hysterical. Let's
say, come on in, let's see who this guy is. Well,
come in and hear it here. But listen to this at the end,
just real quick about the person actually being able. This is from Good Morning
American. They're back what it's like out there? And then it's not that
easy guys, man good I like it. I wish I could say,
put on a football. Put on a football really worked. Before you criticize,
what's your name? You can get right in one of the mics here,
just say what's your name? I'm Derek Peters. Derek, And what
did you get for dinner tonight from the Chinese restaurant? I got some Chinese
food. Well, I figured that what specifically chicken? Wow? Yeah,
look at this. What do you do for a living? Yeah? Okay,
you look like you could wrestle alligators or something. From the out you
beat guys up? Did Were you a wrestler in high school? High school?
Where? Where where'd you go to high school? Um? High schools?
Candidate? Okay, yeah you know? Yeah. Now the I liked
the neck tattoo. Usually sometimes I always go look at that looks good and
painful to get on the neck. The numbing creams, the numbing creams,
yes, like light of cane and stuff right that you can put on there?
Yeah, look at you? Very good. Well, thanks for stopping
it. Have you ever listened to this? It's a podcast you can.
Yeah, it's called Billified right back there. You download it anywhere you are
and you'll hear yourself episode ninety nine tonight. All right, there you go.
Now, this is the kind of ship that if you were in radio
program. Why why are we talking to a guy? Why are we talking
to a guy? Nobody knows? Because because it's okay, yes, right,
yes, it is life, that's right. Yes, I think next
time you might have to come in and sit down and then have a whole
conversation with us. How old are you? Twenty five, twenty nine?
All right, I can't tell anyone. I'm so fucking old. I have
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and I went to school down and Ay Community College. So then you got
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when you were at rush Henrietta, who was the kid that at Ashton Broyle?
Did you work with? Did you play with him? I was his
running back? Actually yeah, yeah, Ashton was a great athlete. And
then what Syracuse? But then I think they get kicked off the team.
I don't know what happened. Do you know what he use up to these
days? I was just with him like two weeks ago. Honestly, we
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seen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll tell him that this podcast was
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and all the rat chat chat. The Man of the midth the legend,
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time once again for Bill More. I don't think I had the camera.
Non, Hey, the guy the ump will talk to us? Oh we
will? Yeah? Okay, Um, do you call him Blue? Hey?
Blue? Call him Polly Walnuts? Okay? Oh do you have wings
in his air? I got it. I got to to ask if he'll
stand by because Thad Brown is all good? Can you call Fat? Yeah?
I could. I could call Fat even though you know Patch in there
quite what won't answer? Yeah? Uh, let me see. I'm trying
to all right, see it should be discoverable the phone. All right,
Yeah, this is our ninety ninth episode. So ninety nine ninety I Love
Blooms ninety nine by Toto, nineteen ninety nine from Frink, I got ninety
nine problems, but a bitch ain't one? Yes? Sorry? Oops?
All right, so I'm calling Fat here live on the all right, should
meet nine bows beer on the wall? Hey? That Fad Brown? Or
from News eight? Is today a holiday for you guys now that the Jets
have officially Aaron Rodgers. If it's Aaron Rodgers Day, no, I mean
look, I don't know. If it is Aaron Rodgers Day, I wouldn't
a holiday. I mean, look, they had to find a quarterback,
but it's not like they're getting Aaron Rodgers ten years ago in the middle of
his prime. He's forty years old, you know. Now, I know
he's just two years off to bop up back to back MVPs. But you
know, the guy's never been great and tangible wise. You know, there's
always questions about how he's gonna get along with others. So I'm not sitting
there and saying this is great. You know, when how many playoff games
and the Jets gonna win, they gonna host the ANC Championship, etc.
Etc. But you know, they definitely needed to find a quarterback. They
found one. The possibility of going to the Super Bowl is certainly within their
realm. So you know, a good day for sure, But I'm not
like bouncing off the wall is excited about this as the Jets fan. Maybe
some are, why I think a lot are, but more people are saying
what you're saying, And certainly today he was pitched perfect. In that press
conference, I thought, I though the guy was great, but you know,
shows up clean cut talking about practice, saying that the Lombardi Trophy looks
lonely from Super Bowl three. He was hitting all the right notes. It
almost made you want to root for him, and yet I don't. I
don't want to. Well, I think wanting to root for Aaron Rodgers is
gonna be a tough self for just about anybody who's not a Jets fan going
forward. I thought it was funny that the one thing that was kind of
him was, um, he was asked about, you know, the whole
did you call the packers did they call youth thing? And they started off
by saying, I don't want to get into details, but then one of
the details about how his wild flight doesn't worked well and he likes the FaceTime.
So but yeah, I think for the most part of that press conference
is what you would want, you know, from the Jets point of view,
and you know, the main thing now from what the Jets want on
of Aaron Rodgers. Obviously they want to win the touchdowns all that stuff,
but you can't do any until September. What they want now is participation interest,
you know, be around the facility. And like you said, that
was the gist of what he talked about today, primarily that he wanted to
be there. You wanted to get to throw the guys. So yeah,
I think today was a pretty good day for the Aaron Rodgers Jets era.
Yeah, you know, you talk about being less than I don't want to
say less than optimistic. That doesn't seem like a fair statement. But but
not sold to the point of some other guys who are all over TV going
Carton, he's like already planning the parade route from New Jersey across the bridge
into New York, then into Connecticut back into the Tri state area. But
you know, when you look at this team and you see this sort of
thing have happened in recent history in the NFL, with Brady going to Tampa
winning a Super Bowl, Matthew Stafford leaving Detroit going to LA winning a Super
Bowl, there's got to be it almost feels like momentum is in your favor.
You certainly have great two guys who were Rookie of the Year both defensively
and offensively last year came from the Jets. So it feels like there's a
lot lot of pieces in place. And the one thing I hear a lot
of prognosticators saying, and I don't know if you'll agree or not, that
is he doesn't have to do a whole lot. He just has to be
better than what they had would that be fair? It seems like maybe more
than that to me. Ye. I think one of the more under discussed
parts this move so far is that Aaron Rodgers has never played with the type
of defense the Jets have and can beat, you know. I mean,
he's always before it was complaining about receivers. And I don't think he did
this complaining, but there was always that thought that the Packers defense was never
that good and that he had to put up, you know, twenty five
thirty points the game to win. He won't have to do that with the
Jets, for sure. I mean, as long as the Jets defense is
somewhere even remotely close to what it was last year. So you know,
yeah, when I talk about the fact that Rogers maybe not quite the guy
he was ten years ago, you know, he doesn't have to be that.
He could be seventy five percent of that guy. Just make the clutch
throws, make the late throws when the Jets are down a touchdown and last
year was Zach Wilson in a prayer. Now actually lead a drive to finish
a game off that kind of thing. Worry, Yeah, it would make
a lot easier to work, do you think on paper right now, they
are the AFC East Division winners, at least on paper at the moment.
No, I've been trying to go back and forth with them and the Bills
roster. Okay, I haven't even done this with the Dolphins. The Dolphins
are you know, you cannot ignore the Dolphins, um, you know in
this discussion. But just roster heads up with the Bills, you know.
But the Bills are gonna have compared to the Jets, is they have a
lot of the better top end pieces, Like Stefan Days is the best receiver
of both teams, Bond Miller is the best pass rusher of both teams.
Matt Malano is the best linebacker of both teams. But the Jets have a
lot better depth and a lot of those positions, Like I'd rather have Allen
Lazar than gave Davis's not by a lot. You know, I think the
Jets tight end depth right now is better. Their defensive line depth is incredibly
better. So you know, I'm not going to sit here and on paper
say one team is better than the other. I think it's a really really
good battle. But we know the Bills group can work as a division champion.
We haven't seen the Jets group do it yet, so based on that,
I'll stay with the Bills. They'll proven otherwise. But the Jets are
right there, and again the Dolphins are too. Yeah. I mean,
this almost feels like it's become the toughest division in the NFL. Oh yeah,
I mean, you know, if you told me right now that too
is gonna play seventeen games, I'd say there are three legitimate Super Bowl champions
or contenders in the same division. You know, that's not a firefence thing
to say. And I think the only division even imagine that about right now
maybe the NFC East, depending on your opinion of Daniel Jones, but probably
the AFC West. And that's assuming that Sean Payton can bring back whatever you
know, old Russell Wilson back from whatever we saw last year. Boy,
I totally forgot that be the head coach out there, even though I just
saw Hackett today. Given I mean, it was a two harmed, two
armed hug. They really embraced the dart buddies. Why didn't know they were
good friends? Oh? Yeah, there there nobody makes me laugh like the
How about his offensive coordination? He just makes me laugh. Yeah, Abouely
Hacket. I've never thought much of him in the NFL as a coordinator or
as a hecho, especially as a head Coke to me, look you over,
he's hadding every job but the Jets and just trade for a quarterback.
They traded for essentially an offensive coordinator too. So you know, the whatever
negative thoughts you want to ad about that from a Bills or Jets point of
view. With Hackett, a lot of that I think goes out the window
because we know who's really calling the shots there. It's number eight. Now
when you look at the Bills and you keep hearing the window is closing,
the window is closing. I don't know. I mean, look, you
get into a season, Guys getting injured, it can change the whole trajectory
of a of a season for a team. But when with the Bills going
forward right now and tomorrow be in the draft, what are you hoping they
do? What do they have the twenty seventh pick? Yeah? Okay,
what are you hoping to see them do? Or what would you like to
see them do with that pick? I think offense is generally the way they
probably go. I don't know if I have a hope for them. You
know what I really hope for them to do. I'm gonna hope they pick
two guys they have no chance to pick him. One is b Gen Robinson
because he's not gonna be there at twenty seven. But I think he is
such an impact running back. And I know people don't want to take running
backs in the first round. I generally agree. I think this guy is
the exception to the rule and can really be a game changer, especially for
a team that has an offensive line that generally has not been very good blocking
the run. But put that aside, because he's probably gonna be available.
Someone who might be available who I love Elijah Cancy, the defensive tackle from
pitt. This guy is a penetrator. You know, he's an agitator,
he's a playmaker. I think he's the type of player you put him in
the middle with von Miller on the outside. It totally changes what the Bills
have when it comes to a pass rush. And you know, I know
people want to build offense and outscore these Chiefs and Bengals teams the Bills have
lost in the last years. They get all that, but if you can
put the other fast rush. We saw what Tampa did the Chiefs in the
Super Bowl last couple a couple of years ago. I think Cancy can be
that guy that can really have an impact. People criticize him because he's undersize.
However, he is the same size as Aaron Donald, so there's that.
He also has very short arms, a lot shorter than even Aaron Donald,
so that I get that red plaque. But I think Canty's a huge
I think he'd be a great player. You know, the Bill's drafted Canty.
I talk about this team as a full favorite, unquestioned again, because
I think you can really have that much of an impact. As to what
they really will do, I think it'll be the whatever is best available of
the offensive pieces, whether it's line, tight end, receiver. None of
them are really gonna be worth pick twenty seven, but I think they'll be
able to find someone they like and prefer and will be a top their board
when their pick comes up. Fed let me ask you, like everybody's always
had opinions about about the Bills and sports in general, but now because of
social media, because of YouTube, now everyone's got a talk show, one's
got a podcast, someone's got an opinion about this stuff. I'm not talking
about you. You earned it. But like so the Bills Mafia, what
will make them flip out at twenty seven if they do something that they don't
want? What do you think that is? Do you think it's like taking
a guard or taking like a corner or something. Defense would be defense in
general, Um, corner or safety in particular probably would work. Um.
I think linebacker would be the exception to the defense rule. They understand there's
a big hole there. Yeah, exactly. I think that the general fan,
the general fan offenion right now. They want offense. Like I said,
the belief is is that the way for the Bills to make the Super
Bowl is not by improving on defense, which they've done, you know,
generally with first and second round picks the last few years. It's it's finding
something offensive and giving Josh Allen the tools with which to outscore Mahomes and Joe
Burrow and I get that logic. I think it makes a lot of sense.
I think the thing that would really twist the screws for Bills Mafia is
if they trade it up first and then took a defensive player, because yeah,
this draft is so so mediocre at the bottom of the first round.
You know, I think everybody understands that you're not going to get a game
change twenty seven. You're gonna get a guy that you probably would prefer to
take at forty two or fifty. So when everybody is that guy, there's
no one out there that would make defense freak out if they if they do
go offense or go with the receiver, does that pretty much make the d
hop possibility? No and void. I wouldn't say totally, but but very
likely. Yeah. I think I think the way everybody's playing it right now,
both the Cardinals and the teams that might want and you know, everybody's
waiting to see if any of these teams can land the receiver in the draft,
and then if they don't. You know, sometime late Friday early Saturday,
you turned to the Cardinals and say, okay, can we make this
straight half of with Hopkins? You know, if the Bills go through rounds
one and two and don't get a receiver, well, you know, I
think the thought right now is maybe teams are offering the Cardinals fourth sixth round
picks and they want a third or better. So if you're the Bills,
you don't get a pick a receiver with rounds one or two. But then
maybe you're now motivated now more motivated to trade that third And maybe that's not
the Bills plan, but it might be the Cardinals soul. So you know,
I think there's a good chance at by the end of Friday night,
Hopkins on a different team, not a guarantee. Um which team that is,
I don't know. We'll wait and see. On the first two rounds
fall. Wow, all right, would you want him in Buffalo? I
think of the receiver options available, he's the best one because, like I
said, there's no there's no Jamar Chase, right, you know, there's
no Ja little While on this draft. So when all your rookie options are
question marks at best, you know, then then I think take the guy
you know can play. But keep in mind, you know, receivers past
thirty now, these guys are huge injury risks. I mean they fall off
the table like we used to think of running backs doing. So you put
Hopkins on this team and your top two receivers are both you know, in
their age thirty or later seasons at the big, big risk. Yeah,
I don't like hearing that. I don't like hearing that that that was going
to pick up dinner and he guesses what he was getting anybody, I guess
I'm gonna say, Um, I'm gonna say, uh, probably a Caesar
salad. Caesar salad. Yeah, that is a healthy guy. He's a
healthy guys out on the road. Oh this is Oh you're here if you're
in Casey or Ribs. No, no, no, not in Casey No
no, no. I went, I went. I was in Buffalo.
We did the draft preview show on Tuesday. And by the way, the
Draft recap show will come up this Sunday at eleven thirty five. Um,
now I'm driving back to Roster to continue my life. Okay. So he
was going, I'm gonna say, you don't want to Mighty Taco because you
can't messy, right, Rachel's. You bought some Rachel's. Okay, you're
something, Rachel. I'm gonna go with Wendy's. You're gonna go Wendy Sushi
from like I'm gonna say, I'm gonna go Burger King. We all good.
So I went to this place called jim Steakout. Steak Out. If
you're nearing give him Gray and Franklin Stingers I got got the stinger stingers down
with a little really hot sauce. Yet it's it's the greatest. It's like
it's like it's like a cheese steak put with chicken fingers in it with the
cheese and like the in the blue cheese and every it's amazing. Wow.
Man, that sounds like I want to Jim Steakhouse. I've written to them
on Twitter, Hey, could you get put a location in Rochester? I'll
throw it on the first ten bucks as an investment. That's nice to you,
really, yeah, kind, I'm sure, Yeah, that's incentive.
I'll throw an eleven. You're even shirt in the sun. You're You're worse
than the ratings companies that try to get a lot of diaries. I mean,
come on, all right, Well that it's been a pleasure talking to
you again. Thank you. I love I always thought you were great.
And he's speaking sound bites and have really good insight to stuff, so you
do it is a skill. So I'm glad you appreciate it. Down.
I have always said that about you, Yeah, behind your back. I've
always said that you come on when Billy calls you, but you don't come
on when I call you that I'm a little hurt, but that's okay,
that's cool if you want. All right, Dad, drive safe and thank
you. All right, guys, see a night talking to you two.
There he goes to that, Bro, I think it was your fault.
Yeah, so they put chicken fingers in the filly cheese steak. Yeah,
yeah, it's yeah, it's it's all. My friend Kristen just got a
sandwich grilled cheese with chicken fingers inside, and yeah, oh yeah, you
know that's all the fat guy porn. I think absolutely. I love when
she orders the bar because they bring her a plate. She'll turn around to
go hello, lover, and I'm like, wow, she loves food,
she loves fried food. She's she just loves How old is she she is?
Yeah, she's. She is a very good friend. We've never had
those types of feelings. She's a great person, hairdresser, funny, kind,
wonderful, warm heart. Never had your chicken finger in her grilled cheese
with no, I have not ever had my chicken finger in her grilled cheese.
Oh my gosh, what's the matter with you? Bro? That's just
kind of like appreciate before. Maybe you just don't make the cut. There's
a place in Chila. Then I think makes stingers. I gotta look it
up. It makes stingers. Yeah, the sting the very same the fad
brow was just talking about. Yeah, okay, yeah, well I would
like to know because I what was you gonna do the top garbage plates in
town a few weeks ago? Was they gonna be in the We did talk
about trying to think of where they were. Marx text a lot of shit,
and then nothing happened. Don't give me a wedding gift from my first
wedding. Nine, here's your first wedding. I didn't. I thought I
give you. No, you never did. Like, it's still my cold
pocket. He did give you a gift, he totally he was cheating.
Yeah that's true. No. I sat in a big happy Gilmore check too.
I got your candles. They melted. Uh he ever tried you that?
Now after the divorce, Yeah, what did you do with some of
the wedding gifts? Just split them up? Or did you wind up selling
it? Now? We split them up, but she got to keep all
the hard stuff. I just just give me the cash. I need the
cash. Yeah, okay, we split the cash. Yeah all right,
So Yeah, that was it. So because uh, I was seeing somebody
talking about people on Craigslist offering to buy things that they were selling. I
just I found this on Reddit. It's like between marketplace and not market but
Facebook marketplace and uh Craig's list. So many wrote. A guy wanted to
buy a set of earrings I had for sale, says he has no money,
but his wife is real good at sex, sent me nude pics of
his wife in a wheelchair wearing only a beauty queen sash. You see me
roll wait on the elevator up to the stage. I mean she's sounding the
ramp folk. Oh she just rolled back. How old is she? What
is she? I don't know. I know nothing other than what I just
people in wheelchairs and need sex too, and sometimes their husband gets turned off.
And not to mean you're you're not still hungrier when I lost you know,
passion and you know, felt feel love. Yeah, but this guy
didn't have the money to buy the earrings, but he was going to offer
up his Well, she must have gone, hey, buddy, it's like
sliding in the whole plate right in going for earrings, wrote He says she's
qualitlegic in a wheelchair and a wheelchair, so I'm I'm going all but it
could be paraplegic. Yeah, I always assume the worst and then you know
that it's an up from there. Okay, kind of like with the kink.
We have that too, Billy, we have a wheelchair. And I
was somebody else wrote I was a young woman who had just joined the Navy.
Answered an ad for free kitchen items, showed up and the woman was
giving The woman giving it away is in tears. She was supposed to be
out of her apartment a week ago, but can't clean it out. Ask
me to help clean up. I did, and still have some pots and
pans. Crazy, that's a weird thing. Guy hires me to paint his
barn. Okay, this is on Craigslist. Way out in the woods,
way out in three one five invites me in while we make arrangements, begin
shutting the blinds and explaining that he is a massage therapist. I quote unquote
forgot something in my car and never went back. You're going all the way
out there without details. Everybody's gotta hungry. You can get into like creepy
sister that now they have right Craigslist parking lots. Sometimes in a police station.
They'll have just right, it says, right, the parking spot for
Craigslist or Facebook marketplace or whatever to drop off anything. No questions asked.
Ka, you can buy or sell stuff? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you know. Do you need a safe place to go? Yeah? Safe
place? Right? I haven't seen that. Yeah, it's just a meeting
place. It's a meeting place. And usually they're in a highly public place
like a police parking lot. And two of the spots are reserved for people
who are buying or selling things, so you can go and feel safe.
Spot the Denny User park sent out here. I'm selling myself, selling myself.
I found some weird scratches in my car last night. What look around
the around the front left wheel. I don't know what. It looks like
a dog scratching or something. Yeah, that's probably what I here talking about
him and he came after me. Well they got him, They get him.
That they got him. And the other side was Channel eight just Da
Brown getting mad. He's upset, yeah, saying he didn't do stuff.
I think he doesn't. I defended that. I said, Dad Mark Gruble
were fantastic and I'm sure av Chodack is too. He's very good too.
He always has a Friday thought that's always uplifting. Oh yeah, I haven't
paid much attention to that dude. I know he went over there. I
used to see him around Pittsford and stuff, but I didn't I remember Mark
Ruba. We did the groups, you know, we did the repel.
He just got very nervous. He got up to the top. His wife
and kids were there, and you would repel down the side of the building
for the first first yeah, first Federal and then one time I did Kodak
okay, and so you would go over the edge and they would just repel.
You did this, yeah, So they had media personalities to it because
it was a fundraiser for the cub Scouts boy Scouts, and then he did
it as a boy scout. Yes, so I did this. So this
guy who was at Channel it gets right up to the edge and basically goes,
fuck it and took off the gear and goes, I'm not doing it.
And there are people like you, guess can't get over that fear of
heights and stuff. Heights. I think as I've gotten older, I'm a
little more cautious with heights. But I am one of those people that if
I've already got all this shit, I'm like, what's gonna happen? I
wouldn't even get nothing else I got. I got a great story at that
point. You know what I'm saying, Like, like even that would be
a great story. I know you gotta see ye Podcaster is now State Street.
I mean that would be that. Yeah. I always think there's a
good story. Is there are those things that you won't do? Yeah?
Anymore? You don't do heights? No? How about you? So you
wouldn't rock climb? No? No? No, planes are okay? Like
would you jump out of planes? No? You have Yeah, my cousin
did a few years ago for fiftieth and she said, you can come with
me. I know. The last time I was up high that I really
got the sweaty hands was Stransfer in Vegas. My parents came to see me
and we went up there. They wanted to go on the catapult out of
there. Yeah, and it's kind of like the changing scenes and I couldn't
get away from the wall. I was holding their bags and when that thing
went off, it would shake, And I think I can only get my
body weight five. Yeah, people get shot up in the air. Yeah
at that here in a box, you go to the top of it and
yeah, shoots out in a bungee j Yeah. Um, yeah, they
have that whole. They have it a dar So I walk in Darren Lake.
It's the first ride to the right when you're walking in and at the
time, I think my oldest kid was like twelve, and he's like,
I want to do this. I think he was old enough to do it,
but the other guy wasn't. I think there's is there an age on
this. I thought there was something. So like my bedroom, I'm like,
do you have you gotta be this? You gotta this to ride this
ride right this round? I have my pie chart literally. So we walk
in there and my kid really wants to do this ride, and I'm like,
I don't feel like getting on a fucking ride today. And I'm like,
I say no, well I and I figured let's just keep walking in
if we if maybe you won't want to do it later on and I won't
feel so bad. And the next thing I know, I guess there were
tears or something. I don't remember. And then now his mom is standing
in the line with him and she's going to go on there, and I'm
like, no, you're fucking no, All right, fine, I'll do
it. So I feel like I was. So now I get in there
and I have a weird ability that whenever things are stressful, I can almost
go into like a cocoon, almost suspended animation. I can get my heart
rate so low that I set off alarms at things like I just had an
endoscopy and they keep the thing. Now. My heart rate is normally around
fifty fifty five beats a minute. I got all of a sudden it dropped
to forty six, and they're here, baby, baby, and then running.
I've had to happen with eks just because I can get myself just totally.
It's a weird thing. It's it's a practice, but it's something i've
done so and I only know what the heart rate is because I was hooked
up to equipment and it happened. So I did the same thing on that
ride and just figured, fucking we're here, so let's go. And it
was cool because it shoots you up. My kid is screaming, he's like
good, and I'm just and then you watch the video, it's almost like
I have no emotion, Doug because they give you a video with it.
You see him like a right, which is always the fun part. And
there's Dad who looks like he's having no fun at all, only because I
didn't want to do the ride and I was a little nervous about it because
I'm like, what if one of these things snapped? And I am a
control freak, Like I'll go one hundred and ten miles an hour in a
car if i'm driving, right, you know what I'm saying, right,
right, if I'm driving, Even when I've been passengers at like Watkins Glenn
and Ship were you know, certified drivers. I don't like it as much.
Now. Did he go on it again afterwards? No? No,
that it was just one and done. Yeah, done at least he tried
it, Yeah, and he loved it. And when we're he's like laughing
and going on. But I mean, it is one of those because you
go down and then man, you shoot back up and your body, you
know, it almost gets It's like a g for us, right a little
bit. Yeah, Yeah, I'll go on roller coasters. I just want
to open my eyes. The uh that one of the stratosphere. Your sounds
fucking wild. And that's one you probably can't be drunk. Oh, they
probably got a drinking thing with that. I would have their security. Yeah
no, no, I'm just saying like, could you show up a little
buzz, a little buzz. But I mean if you're drunk, I don't
think they're gonna like yeah, no, no, no, no, you
don't puke like you know what would happen. You throw up, come back
down, you spring back, and you slap your fin into face with your
own puke. Oh yeah, it's like family guy peers on the ride.
You're in the stranosphere and then they shoot you down and then you see Vegas.
It's not like you're sitting there overlooking Vega. Yeah, you're you're inside,
You're inside. It's a really smart move for them because now most people
in your mind, you're safe. You're inside, right right, and it's
probably like the center of the building most it is. Shoot yeah. Yeah,
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see something, Yeah, that's right. We were talking about a little
league organization in New Jersey that it's gonna make parents ref some games. They
have to do three games if they get on the umpires right, if they
really start fighting with the umpires. And there's been some brawls games and stuff,
and Doug said, I know a guy who what is he reff?
He refs football and baseball and softball, I believe, and I think he's
been doing for twenty five years. Wow, Paul, you're like you're a
rarity nowadays. Yes, well there's a few of us around, but yeah,
usually it's an in and out type thing because guys see what's involved and
they quick Yeah, well I can understand it. Have you had any altercations
with fans? Oh? God, I just had one today. Stop.
Yeah, well it wasn't. This guy decided he was a high school game,
okay, adversity game. And he decides, I'm going to put the
whole camera in the whole thing like I'm mine. Yes, said, I'm
gonna could keep the empire okay behind the backstop. It's unreal. He had.
He had more camera equipment than I think they do on NBC. Brocket.
So, so this guy set up behind the backstop and then he's criticizing
you out loud. Yes, oh no, Well, he likes to speak,
you know, going to speak to you directly. He's one of those
semantic guys to say, I'll leave that up, Johnny, that was the
ball, Johnny, don't don't so straight death us. So he's critiquing you
through the play. I guess what he's doing. Okay. So after yeah,
after about three innings, I'm like, all right, and identify the
guy. He coaches a summer team, so I kind of knew who he
was. Yeah, and he does the same thing there, but he's more
with a coach, uh, a coach realm in that point, so he
doesn't go too far. But he figured, oh, I'm a fan,
I'm going to do it. So I went right to the ad and I
said, listen, that guy needs to go, and he goes, I'm
leave it anywhere. I can't take any for you. Wow. Yeah,
it's a lot of it's drama on it on a Wednesday. What's going on
here too? You're on drama? All right, Hang on a second,
we need to guess, guys, what side of town did this happen on
the east side of the West side. Oh, west side? Do you
think west side? Ye say west side, Okay, because I know baseball
is there were people that would try to rent an apartment in the Hittsford area
to have an address to get the kid down the Sutherland team years ago,
so and all the equipment and stuff. You say west side, I say
west side. Okay. I'm going around a quoit, around a quoit.
I'll see Russian area, Russia, Henrietta, I'm thinking Pittsford. What's the
answer, Paully, can you tell you, Jed it was Brighton. That's
not to dispar the rest of the people was great, Okay. It's always
one bad apple. Yeah. The guy gets going, then sometimes it becomes
a mod mentality and the other people join in with them, like, oh,
so you're snipping in the fund? Yeah? How many how many people
have you thrown out? I'm sorry, how many people have you thrown out?
Jesus twenty five years? Yeah, well over seventy five. It's three
a year, so that's three a summer. So now this is at all
sports, Polly, because football football, they're further away from the field.
Sometimes you may not even be able to hear them. They hear I stop
writing a joke, of course, But but baseball, I would think you're
right on top. Football, you know, they may be screaming, but
who knows. Right, No, it's for all sports. And I gotta
tell you you want a drama, go to your local Sunday Morning Youth Football
League. Okay, it's a pop Warner the AYFCL. Those guys are nuts,
They're absolutely nuts, and they will come out on the field. They
will, they will, they will fight each other in a p there's a
giant marijuana cloud over the perpet lite. Okay, then people peaceful, I
don't think so peace pipe No, well, I wish they were. Other
times you're spelling. It's kool aid in liquor. Okay. We go when
you go into other parts of the city and it's just it's a mess.
It's an absolute mess, and it's it's it's it's unreal. It's a bad
example for kids. And it's so funny because I don't remember that one.
I have three boys. I don't remember that one. The boys were little
parents doing that, not for little league and stuff. Not. I mean
maybe as they got older there were stuff. But then you know, one
of them got hurt and so he just well, I was telling him Bill
earlier that, uh, because I've known you for close to thirty years.
But uh, the incident where the referee got hit with the football helmet about
fifteen years ago was a friend of yours. Yea, was that a semi
pro game? Correct? That's I thought? Yeah? Did I die?
No? He did not. Unfortunately, he's In fact, I just talked
to him the other day. I do games with him regularly. Still he's
still going. He's the assigner for second FO So what does he still ref
Yes, he still rest because, um, your face like where he got
hit, it's such a fragile you know, under your eyes, it's really
fragile, like you could It's just terrible. Does this happen in the being
allowed? It's got to have escalated over the years. Every year it's getting
worse. Well that wor semi pro. That's not even high school. I
mean, well that's what I mean, but it's not just in general.
Yeah. Yes, And the doctor told him. He goes, well,
it's a good thing I hit in the face. He goes, what do
you mean it's good thing I got the face? He goes, if you
got hit him in anywhere? But the face, it would have killed him.
So if he got hit in the back of the hat or the side
I had, he said, it would have killed him. He said that
there was more bones in front of his face and it protected his brain.
Um, that's the only reason. And I think it was about ten years
ago. I think the guy's getting out of it. He got a ten
year sentence and uh, I think he's getting out of jail. Now.
Well, I let me ask you this one. What's the what's the best
chirp you've heard that just made you start laughing? Oh god, I don't
know. There's a lot of it, especially if if you've been hearing it.
There's really not any start. But some people do get invented and ye
and you've got to But I got to tell you put me in a spot
that I don't I don't really know what church that i've I've heard it.
I'm like that, that's pretty good. I gotta go. Now, when
you're a baseball and you're about to kick somebody out, do you just put
your arms up my time and walk over somebody say one more time and you're
out? I mean, do you just let everybody know this guy's on his
last um, his last straw, and that this is going to be it.
So let everybody else know not to do it. Well, if it's
a coach, you just weren't, you know, And we tell our guys
in the training, warn't and eject. Okay, guys starts chirping, especially
about balls of strikes. Hey, that's it. I'm not gonna hear anything
on balls to strike. You put your hand up so everybody knows that you're
manishing it. And the next word out of you on ball strike, and
you're going. Now you've drawn your line in the stand. Now, some
of our guys, well, after that guy keeps you, he's got two
choices. Either shuts up and he coaches his team, or he continues to
argue balls and strikes and you throw him out of the game. Unfortunately a
lot of our guys don't throw him out of the game. After they keep
going. You know, it's like a five year old the grocery store.
You know, you cause this line, Okay, I'll do this now,
that's even threat, right, it's an empty threat that this isn't. Yeah.
Now, have you ever been confronted out of uniform just with his wife?
Yeah, but you know what I'm saying, like you did a game.
Let's say I'm at the parking lot after the game or Saturday morning,
you're walking into Wegmans. Your thoughts aren't even anywhere, and all of a
sudden, you're eight. It's a terrible call last night, reff, way
to go or ump or whatever it was. No, not not after the
chat. But we have been chasing I mean, we have chased out a
parking lot, regularly chased out. Oh yeah, people are I've been chased
out a Hilton more times than I can count. And you're still reff.
You know, Hey, I love it, and they're not gonna. They're
gonna. I'm gonna make me quit, But I don't. I don't go
up there. Too many they're a lot better now this is yours. It's
a long walk to the parking lot of Hilton too. Well. A lot
of places are we're supposed to have, you know, the schools are supposed
to have a game administration walk us by our walk us back to our cars,
and more times than that that's not the case. In fact, i'd
say over seventy five percent of time it's not the case, you know.
So yeah, now what do you what are you right. I know you
do the high school football, high school baseball. What else softball? No,
we have, I haven't been doing so. We haven't done soft on
a long time. It softball was almost at that animal at this point.
Kickball kind of took over for it. Uh and eight ten years ago.
And there is some slow pitch, but it's very very little. They got
still some of Cobs Hill and at UH at uh McAvoy park, but it's
usually mostly older, the older guys playing. It's not even you know the
recreational league. Look, we used to play in Henrietta. They they had
they had a league every night. Now there there I think only a couple
of nights a week now, Oh wow, I know I had. But
Brad Davies, who used to be talking show hosted toad I was on a
softball team at Cops Hill where he got tossed from a game in the first
inning by an umpire. So on his last game, because he was moving
to Huge, they made sure they had four umpires, one for each base.
They put bunting on each of the fences in front of the in front
of the stands. So because the guy who ran it, I think who
since passed away at Cops Hill. He wanted to make a joke about,
like, yeah, it's a big deal for Brad. We had four officials
coming to this game, four umpires to make sure nobody blew calls. At
Brad's last game and threw him out because he got tossed for arguing with the
poor umpires, like eighty years old. I like, Brad, Brad,
you're really embarrassing yourself right now. The stop Well, you get competitive,
right, I mean that's the thing. But when it's the youth stuff,
that's just bad. But you're playing at a higher I'm gonna say higher level.
But older kids is who you're right, high school guys. Well yeah,
but I tell you we do in football, we do youth all the
way up to semi pro. Yeah. Like I said, the further down
you going level, the more the more crap you get. You think,
Yeah, bike fire, I'll go. I gotta say the semi pro that
was just absolute move to see. I mean that was trying to that was
trying like trying to officiate a game. There was there was a fight after
point. It was it was un and uh, we should have gone down
there. We ended up that we don't. We don't do those. Uh,
we don't do that anymore. Yeah at this point, yeah, oh
exactly exactly, And were the kind of unfortunate because you know, well,
it's just unfortunate. Sports are great for so many reasons and so many reasons.
I mean, even the beer softball. It's it's just great socialization.
It's fun, you know, a little bit of glory days out there.
It's awesome. We used to play. This is how I got DJing and
the cat we mean Paulli played for the classic softball team U full they put
in the DJ both Polly. Yeah, what was the name of the team.
It was the Classic Cat Dogs, the very telling Yeah, so DJ
at the Classic Cat So Paul, wait, I think you and I worked
together once. I used to do sports trivia on Thursday nights and you were
you were a big Syracuse fan, is are you? Is this the same
PAULI? Yeah, I grew up in Syracuse. Okay, like like like
you like you were pissed off when they fired Pasqualone. He said they would
rude the day they fired that man. Was that you exactly? Yeah?
Oh hey, I oh my god, yes, And I gotta say hey,
you know and a lot of people are Oliver Beheim and he has out
lasted his tenure. And but I gotta tell you it's gonna same thing's gonna
happen in basketball. They're not gonna be relevant, They're not gonna be an
I agree with that too, Yeah, in the last part because of Beheim
and they you know, and that's what it is with college basketball now.
You don't know the players they witch every year, right, you know?
You know the coaches though. You see guys that, oh, yeah,
I'm going to go play for him because he's got Carmelo, and he's got
Danne Waiders, and he's got all these guys that, hey he took into
the pros. You're gonna get needed too. You said, what happened to
Colorado with the Sanders. Yeah, a bunch of kids last yea like a
double digit. They all took off of one for the transfer port. They
said they were one in eleven last year. So it's probably not a big
deal. I don't think it would be a very big deal. How long
have you had your I was telling them, you're a huge Bills fan.
How long have you had your season tickets for? This would be my thirty
fourth year, thirty four years. So how do you feel about the the
PSL, the private seats. I'm glad you asked, because I ain't one
no way know how. And they gave me their fictitious little actions, fictitious
the survey that said, oh, hypothetically, would you be willing to pay
X amount of dollars if you said in this section yeah, and if you
said in this section, well, the section that I normally said that I'm
on a forty right above them an ounce I got get really good seats.
Um my, my, my hypothetical number was seventy five, and I ain't
doing it. Yes, you're talking, so the hypothetical didn't. Right there,
You're at fifteen grand just to have the right, oh, to buy
this season ticket? Correct, well for two for two, so they had
for two but I got you. But but and then that once you spend
that fifteen thousand, it's yours until you decide to sell the seats. I
don't even know what do they give you your money back? You're what it's
it's the biggest party scheme there was. Yeah, ever was, because what
you're doing is you're buying the right to buy that ticket right right now.
Each year they give me in March. Oh you're gonna renew. Okay,
Well, we're going to do a relocation plan so I can move up if
people drop out, and they do it based on the seniority, so I'll
get it, you know, and usually you don't get a job. I
can only I got fool rolls ahead of me that I can go further off.
I'm in the I'm in the second deck and I like it up there,
and i'd like to be in the first role. I'm in the fifth
role, you see. So yes, I want to be in the two
sections right right between the forties. So I want to be. That's where
i want to be. And I've got very minimal chance to move up.
But you can. If you buy a PSL, you're stuck with this seat
for the rest of the time of that stadium unless you buy another one.
And here's the thing. Once you buy it now okay, well, I
know I tickets anymore or I can't afford it and something happens. Now you
go to sell it, they're gonna buy that. They're not gonna buy it
at all. I told my ticket rep. I say, listen, I
don't think you're gonna sell sixty thousand PSLs. I don't even think you're gonna
sell thirty thousand PSLs. I'm gonna wait, and I'm gonna wait until you
don't sell them. And when you don't sell them, come August, you're
gonna sell those season tickets at the at you know, whatever the season ticket
prices. And I got no problem. They're gonna raise the tickets. They're
gonna raise the prices in They had this problem in New York with the Giants.
They had a huge problem trying to sell PSLs. And my friend says,
goes, for the first time in my life, I've ever heard Giants
tickets for sale. Yeah, on the air. It's resting. And that's
the thing. Once you buy that PSL, you own it. And the
team already got their money, and the Googles want to you know, they
want to rank the three hundred and fifty million that they're gonna put in this
state. It's gonna be a lot more than three hundred fifty millions. They've
already had a cost overrun. They haven't even put a shovel on the ground
yet. Yeah, I think in thirty days they want to put a shovel
in the ground from one. They've been on a kind of a campaign already.
Yeah, there's been a speaking tour. So you're just gonna buy a
single ticket for each game and wherever you go, you go because you're not
gonna miss a game, right, you're still gonna go. I am not
well, I say, I've been telling guys, I think that's my last
three years. I go. We'll see what happens. You know, maybe
they'll still beg off because um, and you know, I've been talking at
the town gates and a lot of the younger guys they're just like, oh,
yeah, i'll buy what you know. Yeah, we're gonna get a
Psa'm again, you're gonna get a PSL to you find out exactly what it
entails, how much money it is. And then because they're gonna they're gonna
keep the prices the same years, are not going to go to a new
stadium. They're probably going to be double what they are now. Yeah,
because they're probably going to go up nine fifteen percent next year, ten fifteen
percent in a year after that, and then the third year, and then
when you go to the new stadium, we're gonna get a big bump there.
So I'm probably looking. They're probably gonna double paying now. And that's
gonna just itself about the price. And it's not just what you get for
the PSL's what you don't get. Yeah, for the PSL too, you
don't get it right, get anything, you know, like polling, Like
if you if you own the seat, then can you sell the tickets for
whatever you want afterwards if you own the seats or is that illegal? Is
that's considered scalping? No, that's what and that's what guys do. I've
talked to Jets guys when they first when they built that new stadium down there,
the Metalife Stadium, the Giant. The Giants selled all PSLs. They
had a waitingness. They had no problem. The Jets could not. They
only have PSLs in the lower bowl, the upper bowl, the upper deck.
They were just selling regular Like I said, Bills aren't going to sell
the sixty thousand PSLs either. The Jets knew that. But I talked to
a guy. In fact, I am part of the game in Binghamton with
him and we had a rain delay, so I got sucked extensively with him.
He said, yeah, he goes, I'm buying I'm gonna buy two
a set where I want to sit, and I'm gonna buy another set in
the end zone of PSLs, and I'm going to sell those tickets to pay
for my PSLOW And I was kind of losing that on my go Jesus,
is there that think of a demand? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
cell And I don't know if you've seen Jets games, especially lately, they
got a lot of yeah, well they won't now, but yes, right
now, well to start, okay, And if Rogers poses is, can
I swear on this thing? Yes? Of course. He posted this ship
like he did with the Packers. Okay, they're gonna turn on him in
a second, yeah, okay on him and and he's good. He's gonna
be on the back page and he's gonna be running for his wife, okay,
because they're going to kill him more than they want to kill me.
Answer, Paul, you're a lot of fun you get these these are your
buddies. Huh. I've known Polly for I used to be on a bowling
league with him. I got him into the cat. Yeah, I've known
it for a lot. How funny do you think Doug is? Because I
think he's very funny, but do you know him, well, doug he's
found his calling when he did that Funniest Man in Rochester and my wife told
me and I couldn't make it the first time we made it for the chat,
I didn't know it was rounds. I thought it was just one thing
and I said, you should have done this twenty five years ago. I
mean, we've been listening to Dougie doing his thing for I remember at a
blowing bank with a lake shore country club, he helped court at the bar.
He was just joke after joke after joke and people we didn't even know
them. They weren't even part of our blowing bank, but they were coming
over and having a plan. But it was great dollar bills in this belt.
Oh yeah, already. Good. Well, Paul has been a pleasure
talking to you. Great insight to all the ship that goes on in youth
sports. Hey, I appreciate being I having a venue to uh to tell
him because we've had a lot of problems and uh, you know, people
are just saying, oh yeah, no, no it's not oh yeah,
it's a problem, and we're getting less and less guys, which music can
cover less and less games and when you see one umpire on your game,
it's because we don't get enough guys, right, you know, consider the
two. That's too bad, all right, Paul, Thanks Milion Man.
Thanks Polly. We'll talk you all right. All right, thanks guys.
Still the uh you got a gig this weekend? Yeah? Yeah, go
out THEFW down in hand some one. Now. You can call and have
tickets saved. They don't take credit cards over the phone. Okay, I
guess the room holds two hundred. That's what I've been told. I've never
been there, but VFW and Hamlin. Yeah it's hilt Oh oh yeah you
so. My parents are gonna go. They called up yesterday. Couldn't get
ahold of them. I called later and a few people for four hills.
Bring a guest yourself. Don't you have a writer me? No, you're
not making your parents pay, aren't you? Oh? Yeah? The fuck
what? They're not a plus one nights? Your mom and you're dad.
I love your dad. Yeah, I know. I heard your dad's funnier
than you are. That if you ask the right person. Told me you
get a few cocktails on him when he's should probably uber them mouse so they
can drink because I won't drink between yeah show, Yeah, do you have
an opening act? I am the opening act. I'm not the headliner.
Campbell and Paul Vinnie Paolino. Vinnie's the headliner. Yeah, okay? Yeah?
And Rob is uh is he? I am good news? No,
that's not wrong, Campbell. Maybe I get the run, get it?
I screw this up? No, I it's bad. I just know I
followed somebody. I thought, yeah, Rob Campbell, felt Danny Libruto and
Vinnipolino. I'm Danny, all right, I like cool? Wow, yeah,
so it should be a good time. Yeah. It took me a
while to figure out what the V stood for. That's what I thought.
But what did you think? I don't want to know. I don't want
to know. I'll be pregaming all days saturady. Where in my in my
apartment? Oh yeah, get microphone right there, and then I just practice,
and you gotta practice somewhere. I get practicing. I just I don't
get with the microphone for what shell you know where to hold it and project?
Yeah, that's how I'm gonna facial expressions, hand movements. You get
a mirror in front of you at all? No, so how how do
you know the facial I just I just know, all right, Yeah,
yeah, I got you, bro? Can I send you my cancer joke
I wrote for Billy that he didn't use. Sure it is all right?
Great, Well I can't No, I can't do it. I don't have
to delivery. I wrote it out. I can't do it now. I
gotta like I wrote it out for you in your voice. I gott to
rewrite it for dug here. Well, well, thanking people have written me
jokes. That's why I said that. He sent me text and h Facebook
messenger. It actually was a pretty funny joke. Yeah. Yeah. The
cure, Yeah, the cure is to be an asshole because assholes never die.
The assholes never die. And anybody we know who had cancer and was
an asshole, anybody we knew who's really sweet and had cancer, you're gone.
Yeah that was that was the premise of the joke. It's not a
bad joke. It's just when I wasn't comfortable to I don't bar Yeah,
I know, but there are certain jokes that I won't do unless it's a
very very small group of people know not to fen right. Well, I
mean, look, especially with ear let's put it this way with ears I
don't know around me. Well, here's the only thing that I would do.
Jokes that are not they have to sit with me. Like I could
find something filthy and I know we'll upset people, and I won't care because
I'll find it funny. The cancer thing, I almost feel like I'm dancing
on the line of I don't know well the reasons, it's not a bad
joke, Like in the right setting, I go, I could I could
do. I mean, I've everybody in my family has passed away of cancer.
It's just my way of like making fun our light of the situation.
And there was Tommy Mulae who taught me that he'd look, you gotta like
laugh about that stuff. You're gonna be miserable going through life. So he'd
make fun of my dead dad like every show. Year three. I was
used to it by year three. I go see Douggie this weekend. We
got our hundredth show tomorrow. Under the episode for Kevin Muir who's gotten thrown
out of hockey games. I'm proud of you. Yeah. Thanks, I'm
one of the coach for Damn Barillo. Right, you a cancer joke too.
Twenty four dollars. Just text the show and we'll see you tomorrow.