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Wow, you're black out here.
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crazy Sorry, Ray, Hey,
look me a little bit of a delay

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that, like whatever, we could
work with it. Yeah whatever, bub

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yeah whatever. He just out who
is Look. I love the idea of

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Wolverine just being extremely racist for no
reason, Like he's just fighting like he

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wouldn't. I thought he wouldn't be. I feel like he would just because

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of how he looks outside of his
costume. He just looks like a racist

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lumberjack. He just looks I don't
like. Look. That may be true

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in a sense, but I can't
imagine someone that old, that has lived

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that many lives that's done as much
motion as he is hating someone because of

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the way they look. He's just
like, I don't care anymore. Man.

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Plus, he's fucked a lot of
black pussy. You know, he's

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had his fair I just feel like
he has cognitive dissonance where he likes black

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women. But then like for some
reason, every time he's black, man

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Bishop or something, he just always
has to say something racist. It doesn't

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even matter. Bishop wasn't even like
in his he wasn't even facing his direction,

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and he's just like he just gotta
like hit Scott. We have freaking

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spook over there. What's going on
with them? What does it mean?

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Mama? You guys that that Wolverine
has always been cast? Does it bother

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you that like that? He Jackman
is like the iconic Wolverine and he's just

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not like he's like six foot seven
to wolver When I so when I was

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when I was little, right,
I didn't understan because you don't understand how

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short Wolverine is. When you're small. You don't get it. No,

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I told you, really doesn't because
he's bigger than you. You don't get

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it. You don't get it.
What are you talking about? So I

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watched everyone. No, No,
you're right right, he's tiny. Wolverine's

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like five foot five. Maybe maybe
I think he's five three. Actually maybe

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he probably is, andy because you
never I never really understood. I was

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like, oh, Hugh Jackman's him. That's fine. Wolver he's a foot

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he's a foot taller than Wolverine is. Yeah, five three is what we

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got as far as an official you
know, it's still Google real fast,

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but uh it's it's when I saw
X one. I saw X one and

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I'm like, all right, Hugh
Jackman is literally the opposite. He's tall

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and just in moderate shape. Like
if you saw the first one where Wolverine

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is just hulking with muscle and tiny, and I'm like, I hate this.

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I was, I was so against
it. But then when I saw

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the movie as a kid, you
know, I still I still enjoyed it.

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I enjoyed the funk out of it
because it was always had five fucking

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three, dude, these five three
and ways before this, before before I

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had themantium. He was one hundred
and ninety five pounds at five to three.

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That muscle muscle sling that is crazy, so wide, man. I

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mean he does have extra bone,
you know, some heavy ass extra bone

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in his in his arms. That's
that's not extra bones, right, Bones

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aren't that heavy, dude. Bones
are pretty dense. I mean your skeleton

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bones are pretty helet takes up a
significant amount of your weight in your body.

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Yes, there, he has three
more bone claws in his hands that

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are like what eighty five pounds a
piece? My bad, you said one

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hundred and ninety pounds, dickhead.
I mean, like maybe Patty, He's

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just a lot of muscle. He's
a ton of fucking of muscle. But

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I'm just trying to be fair and
say there's a little reality. Okay,

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I'm not going to do that.
Reality. The reality is that your bones

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are very heavy. If you are, I'm like, right now, I'm

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one hundred and twenty. I lost
a lot of weights. I'm one hundred

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and twenty pounds right which means my
skeleton's about one hundred of those I think

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I would imagine. And so there's
like twenty pounds left for like the organs

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and the pounds of flesh. No, no, no, no, no

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heavy spine, dude, It's it's
like maybe twenty it's like ten pounds of

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flesh, uh, five pounds of
organs, one pound of blood and and

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the rest of it is come.
So like that's that's the make that's the

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makeup of the human body. Generally. The amount of resting come I have

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in my body anytime is out resting. What happens if you if you do

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if you if you don't come for
an entire year, do you think like

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you just your your bones become come
to like find places for the com to

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go, Like you know, it's
just like you know, like it needs

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storage. It just too much become
come. You just have one visibly swollen

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part of your lower body, Like, what's that my cum tank? I

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haven't came in a year, tank. I think you get paler. I

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think that's what happens because I think
the cum seeps into your skin and whitens

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it. I think, uh,
I think you do get heavier. Yeah

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that is true, but yeah,
I don't know. What I think is

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what happens is you don't go one
year without coming, or you go you're

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not coming. You'll happen is you'll
fall very ill a month eleven right,

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and you'll be very sick and you're
on a ViRGE of death. But once

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you make a full five days,
the cumb will go from in your little

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cum spot to coding your muscles,
enhancing your muscles and your skeletons future,

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giving you way more power. Once
you're beyond the year of no com you're

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at your strongest. What do you
basically might get cancer? Though you might

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get cancer though I believe it on
all the internet forums, you know,

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like that the internet forums always talking
about how good it is for you to

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I had a nurse. I had
a nurse, A friend of mine that

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became a nurse actually practicing that,
you know, not to obviously for a

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year, but it's some ridiculous amount
of time that you know, when you

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bust, you lose power, because
that's like a real thing that people believe

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that the the come inside you hold
a significant amount of power. And the

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weakest men are busting all the time. And I'm not, yeah, weakest

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man pathetic. Yeah, so when
you see people that are just like so

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like and and they just not and
mentally weak as well, not just physically,

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just people who are just of course
yeah right, so they're busting non

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stop, no mental fortitude at all. Yeah, they don't leave a you

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know, it's the it's the type
of when they bust, their nothing.

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I've never gotten to the point.
Maybe one time, one night actually where

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I've busted so many times, nothing
came out, and that's when I knew

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it's time to stop. But that's
like the average definitely didn't. I definitely

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didn't. Definitely was like that's something
wrong, let me try going. It

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kept going, and then eventually eventually
it was like it just it just hurt.

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It just hurt. It looked it
looked it looked like if somebody put

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looked like somebody cut up a frank
freighter and then put it outside, and

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it was just I was like,
maybe, all right, welcome to the

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podcast. Welcome to start podcast.
It's uh, it is us, We're

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here. I don't know why we
seem to be introducing every show with come

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speak lately, but it is what
it is. Come oriented conversation is a

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good time whatever, but it's my
come conversation. So look, I don't

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know how much I don't know how
much there is to talk about. There

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is that crazy there. There is
that guy right who who did was trying

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to uh, you're trying to become
cinder from from killer in right right exactly.

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So so let's let's just get out
of the way. A guy protested,

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uh, the Israel palasign conflict.
Uh he burned, he burned himself

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outside of the fucking what is it
that the Israeli embassy something like an American

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embassy and Israel or something that that
one? That one, right, And

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he was like, I want to
be saying so badly is the best character,

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but like people don't mean him right, Yeah, And for some reason

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people think it's about some people think
it's about Israel palsign, but he clearly

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said in the video, like this
is Cinder. I'm trying to be Cinder.

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That's what he was screaming. I
want to be blazed. I want

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to be blazing combat. People want
to bor comment armor, get it so

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much. The one of the worst
ones, my mind, you one of

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the worst Modal Kombat games by far. Mind. Of course, it's yeah,

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he's bad that everyone hated it.
Did did you guys? So?

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Did you guys see the did you
guys see the footage? I didn't want

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I'm not I'm not that person.
I'm not that type of person. You

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can tell me like I and describe
it to me. I don't need to

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see it afterwards. I don't need
to see a person burned to death.

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I right, I mean I was. I was curious purely because I don't

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know. There's something about fire that
is like strangely, like it's different than

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like someone getting no no. I
think I think it's just because like seeing

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somebody burned to death is different than
seeing somebody like I don't know, cut

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to shreds by like a I don't
know, there's something like disconnecting about it

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because it's like it's almost like a
filter over them, so I was like,

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oh, whatever, I could probably
see me. I was curious about

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it. Oh really, my brain
knows that. My brain knows just knowing

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how is it just really? It
was undoubtedly it's it's probably like insanely painful.

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But to me, I think about
if it could be on the cover

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of an album, it's probably not, you know whatever, Like I get

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what you're saying. I get it, I get it, you know what

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I mean? It makes a very
insane way, and it was It was

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kind of frustrating because I was like
trying to fast, like what is this

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footage? This footage sounds insane,
and I was looking for and every news

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report was like, we're not going
to show you because it's very disturbing,

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and it's like, motherfucker you you
wheeled nine to eleven into my classroom and

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made me watch it, like for
years you did this shuttle blowing up twenty

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ten. Yeah, I wonder why
I watched that in high school. I

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was in the middle of lab class
watching man. I was like, hey,

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yo, I saw people blow up
a lot. Yeah, right,

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But like, also, to be
fair, that is kind of implied violence

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in a way that you couldn't actually
see the bodies right, catch on fire,

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right. But what I not what
I think what I think makes this

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worse though, is that the whole
point was that like he's protesting, right,

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like he wants people to see it. Right. It's not like it's

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not like an accident where it's like, oh, whoa an accident, let's

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record this accident from like really far
away and like like really cap. I

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was like, no, this dude
wanted this to be out there, clearly.

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That was like the whole point of
it. It was like a protest.

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So it's like, to me,
it's like the news being like,

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we're not gonna show it's kind of
fucked up in my opinion, Well,

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but oh go ahead, he done, cause that's the news. It's the

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news we're supposed to. It's supposed
to make us uncomfortable on some and some

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level. But to me, look, there's not really much funny here in

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my opinion, not much anyway.
But like I will say, the funniest

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thing about it is that if you
do see the video, an officer,

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an officer runs up to this man
burning alive with his gun drawn. He

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runs up to it and he's like, I don't know if he says like

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don't move or anything. Out think
he says anything, but he like runs

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up to this burning man with his
gun drawn. That's fucking funny, if

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that is wild. If I remember
correctly, he uh, he actually had

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an interview. They're like, hey, why did you do that? And

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he was like, well, the
the gentleman said hey, look I'm an

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acorn. And it frightened me.
And so I was really trying. I

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was. I wasn't sure if if
if it was legitimately an egghorn, or

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if he was pranking me, or
if it was the human torch. I'm

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not sure, but I was scared, right, and I thought that was

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fair. I thought it was fair. Yeah, no, I see,

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I see. I saw that vidence. I saw everybody. Everybody was making

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fun of this guy. Everybody was
like, oh, what an idiot.

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He genuinely think like, what is
he gonna do? Shoot the fire off

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him? What a dumb ass?
And I look at it. I looked

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at it from like a different perspective. I think, I don't think this

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guy is stupid. I think he's
like a whimsical man. I think he

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has a sense of childlike wonder that
is still intact. That he sees a

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man on fire and at least five
percent of him thinks maybe this is an

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X Men, like maybe this is
maybe it's possible that this is like a

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middle gear solid man on fire thing, and magic is indeed possible. Yeah,

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that's what That's what I liked to. That's my that's that's my headcannon

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for this guy personally. Yeah,
I like that. There's There was another

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interview he did though, because like
you know, you know how they do.

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They're like, oh, are you
sure that's your final answer? Like

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you know, they they they made
a joke of it your final answer,

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and then he was like, oh
wait, you know what actually hold on?

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Really what actually happened is so I
was saving some Palestinian kids and I

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had a super soaker, you know, I had a gun, was super

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soaker. We were just shooting them
and I was being a hero. And

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then when that happened, when the
human torch you know, did what did

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his thing, I thought I still
had my super soaker on me and I

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was trying to put them out,
and you know, unfortunately, actually there

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was a real magazine with live rounds
in it. So that was just an

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honest mistake, and I think we
should not judge them man for that.

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I think that is an absolutely despicable
thing. I think all of you people

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that laughed at him, you're disgusting
human beings, disgusting Simply he was simply

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trying to help, if any After
all, a man caked in gasoline and

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little blaze, Obviously a super soaker
is going to be enough to put that

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guy out, clearly, obviously,
clearly there's so much. There's so much.

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What is there at least two cups
of water in a supersed they were

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did you do you guys remember the
slime one? There was like there was

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like a super soaker with like a
slime component to it. Uh no,

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I don't know. I don't know
about that. I swear to God.

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I swear to God on the slime
super want though. It was like an

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alien looking weapon. Yeah, the
super soaker Oozinator. It was hard.

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Yeah, like what, Water's fine, It'll dry and I'll be good.

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Yeah. The slime was dude,
it would this ship would like dry in

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your hair and then it would be
it would be in your hair for months.

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It was a very poorly her hair
thought out, crystal hair. I

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don't I genuinely think it's the reason
why my hair is no longer curly because

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my hair, my hair used to
be curly. It is not even close

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to curly anymore. Your hair.
Yeah, it was like my hair was

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like it was like it was like, we have to retreat. So like,

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I don't know. If you look
it up, it's called the super

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soaker uzinator O O Z I N
A T O R, and you can

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look at it. It's a cool
looking weapon. It was dope. It

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was like it looked like an alien, like a xenomorph head. It was

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fucking sick as a kid. Anyway, it was like it was like,

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this is a dope looking weapon,
and then you shoot the slime and you're

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like, oh, apparently that's what
the agent at the border had. And

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actually he really did another interview.
It's like, well, actually keeps doing

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these interviews. He won't shut the
fuck up. He can't like making imagine

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just like like not even sticking with
your story to the point where you give

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like five different interviews and it's like, why is he even like no one

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believes him after the second one.
It keeps coming back the next day.

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Actually, actually that wasn't me.
That was at the end that was not

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me. That was but that's but
yeah, that's like his ninth interview,

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he's like, actually, I forgot, that's not even me. That's Oh,

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it's understandable, sir, understandable.
Yeah, what a crazy fucking thing.

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Like who saw that coming though?
Who saw that that was gonna be

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something? Now? To be fair, obviously that guy was mentally disturbed.

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But at the same time, from
the I've read some of the stuff that

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he posted online, he's a little
extreme. He's a little extreme, but

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at the same time, he was
also very uh calculated in and in his

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thoughts and what he thought about the
region. And this is the part that

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I saw because god damn it,
I hate I hate the I hate that

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people are citing this issue like there
you know, you have to be with

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us or against this thing. It's
so fucking weird where it's like the idea

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is to not have people die anymore, like let's talk. But then there's

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people that like, say, he
mentioned something like oh, this is you

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know, this is a Israel's an
apartheid state, blah blah blah, so

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and so forth, and it's like
he's not wrong about that. But the

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one thing that he's kind of extreme
about just like anything else, Like say,

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unfortunately the United States, fucking Mexico, Brazil, anywhere you go,

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colonizers took the fucking place over right. They they started slapping the people around

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and they started shoving them with guns
and shit like hey, you're gay,

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get out. And so at this
point, because of that default, does

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that mean that the people that are
here now should all fucking be eradicated?

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Probably not, Probably not extreme.
It's extreme. So that's kind of like

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how peoples some people are all with
Israel. They're like they're apart time and

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they took over this region. They
should all be gone. I'm like,

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it's kind of crazy. Well they're
here, they're here, they're there,

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So yeah, it is like they're
there. Yeah, I mean whatever,

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Like to me, I look at
this, Look it's it's crazy. It's

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wild to set yourself on fire.
But I gotta say, I don't know

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man props in some way, because
there's there's a lot of mentally deserved people

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who will, like, look,
there are people who go into schools and

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shoot everybody and then kill themselves.
There are people who just crawl into a

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fucking cave and land upside down and
die for no good reason. So like

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ship on their heads. Yeah,
So to me, what a face of

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the of the ways of the ways
for a mentally disturbed person to go out?

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I think, you know you can't. This is probably one of the

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better ones. You know. I'm
not gonna say that I've of not hurting.

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He didn't hurt people, and that's
kind of a plus. I guess

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he didn't hurt anybody. It's still
really really really sad that he, you

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know, tried to go Kyle ken
and on himself. But like it's it's

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unfortunate, but like it's I don't
know, man, the situation is,

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that situation is so wholeheartedly it's the
Middle East. Man. It's nothing about

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that place can be solved with a
simple answer anymore. It's just such a

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wild place where they think you came
back to life, you know, like

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it's just he gotta this letter is
leave it by itself. Are The place

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is such a it is such a
confusing region that it doesn't even have a

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clear it doesn't even have clear directions, like it's the it's the Middle and

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the East. It's fucking crazy.
Just it's it's just a it's a bad

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it's a rough place now, because
because what is that? Because what does

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that even mean? Everything's east of
something like, it's not even it is

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the middle of the eastern most continent. Is it the easternmost if you're starting

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from where though, because then it's
not. It's the Middle East you start.

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If you start from the Middle East, it's not the easternmost continent.

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No. If you you know,
because we have we have the abbot what

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is it called, the advocates and
the like that that shows where everything is

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located. It's wildly wrong. What
right you're telling you about? No,

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the thing with the account the old
calculators, okay, old County one.

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Not right. We have Atlas,
then Atlas is what you're looking like Gallas,

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the ones that are completely like Alice
is a completely wrong alsome Mount Alice

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is a fucking I don't know,
so incorrectly laid out. It's insane.

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I think of Michael Clark Duncan from
God of War. That's all that's all

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that matters to me. Brother stern
Cradles, you bitch, nigga. You

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put me here, you stupid bitch. It was like I'm black. That's

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why, that's why Credos fucked with
him. You know, Zeus was like,

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hey, yo, this black ass
tighten nigga, Like we're gonna,

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we're gonna, we're gonna make him
do all. I'm angry and black and

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mad and Greek and angry. I'm
sure you've seen that cliff of I don't

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know who this character is. It's
like this little boy, but he just

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goes like Credo says, I'm Greek
nigga, show me your butthole, and

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then he sexually assaults this pig anime
character or something, and Palatina think it's

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gonna be her, and he's like, I'm Greek nigga, and he the

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first time I heard that, The
first time I heard I'm Greek nigga,

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Like, I was probably laughing for
five minutes straight because it was so it

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caught me off guard so much.
He wouldn't expected those words. Those words

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are insane, like in a sentence. Absolutely it makes sense. I'm looking

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at a world map right now.
Yeah, I'm looking at a world map.

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I'm seeing all of it starts with
the you know, the United States

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on the on the west, and
it goes all the way to the east,

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and I'm looking at where the Middle
East is and it's it's not really

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the middle of the East, it's
more like east of the Middle, if

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that makes sense. So should we
change it? Should we have a petition?

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Yeah? I think so middle Middle, the East, the Eastern,

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the Eastern, Midlands, the East
is kind of how I would have called

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it. Man, the Middle East
is mid Dude, who cares? Because

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the Middle East is I'm looking.
I'm looking at a map right now.

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The Middle East is China, like
the Middle the the exact middle of the

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East is China, Mongolia, maybe
India if you want to squeeze it in

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there. But that's like kind of
getting a little bit specific, and like

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the middle of the West is like
the United States. I'm sure there's a

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reason why it's all the Middle East
specifically. I think that I think it

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was called the Middle East because they
discovered it first, and then like that's

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when they thought the world on they
went that far. No, that is,

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I think. And they always do
things in a dumb way. They

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always somehow manage to do things really
stupidly, and then they don't change ship

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in the three it's like, oh, we found it like this, and

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they leave it that way. So
the very then and then they never went.

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It's how they called the Native Americans
Indians. It's like very someone thinkings

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like, oh you must be an
Indian. It's like crazy wild that is

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persistent the longest time. Who still
call them Indians? Yeah? Yeah,

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really dumb people? They yeah,
I mean it's just what do you what

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do you do? It's just like, uh, I mean, natives easier,

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it's easy, it's easy to remember. They take so much offense to

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being called Indian too, I mean, such a great offense to it,

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because it is not so disrespectful.
It is so disrespectful to a whole other

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peoplestand Kingston understand because he's Chinese.
Chinese, Nigga, I'm very Chinese.

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I'm one fifteenth. Calling Native Americans
Indians is basically like calling you Chinese.

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Yes, that's why why that's separated. Yeah, why different people history?

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Different history is so crazy, Like
when you think about it like that,

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that clearly shouldn't stick, Like what
an obvious thing to just overturn where it's

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like, oh, this clearly is
in India, this is not Indians,

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all right, so let's think of
something else immediately, like no, no,

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it's cool, we're good. It's
uh your opinions. Man, read

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the books they wrote about themselves,
and you'll be amazed. They'll be like,

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holy ship, these motherfuckers won.
They won the race to somehow.

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I can't believe these motherfuckers won.
They're just resilient, man, the resilient.

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They almost wipe the gives off.
They almost wipe themselves off the planet

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by just shitting in the streets and
just not having good sewage systems. And

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then they fucking rats just started,
you know, partying, and then the

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ones that were left, you forced, they finished. That theory that that's

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those rats really helped them out because
they really like they really just leave.

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Well no, no, no,
what they did. What the rats did

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was that they they just carved out
all the week, you know, Yeah,

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it was. It was the super
villa. It was just like,

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oh, hey, you're eating,
you're shitting in a bucket and then like

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dumping it out and then cooking in
it and then not even like rinsing it

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off before him. It's like,
damn, like, get the hell out

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of here. That's what. There's
so much there is so much ancient text

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about them coming to Africa and coming
to the Americas and the natives teaching them

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to shower regularly. That's corre.
That is cara razy to me, dude,

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Like, there's African stories that I'm
being like, they came here and

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they smelled violent, and we were
like, you can go in water every

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so often and clean yourself and then
come out of the water and you won't

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smell as bad. And they're like, no, no, no, no,

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no no no. The queen said
we should not. The queen then

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we shall not do that. That
is not that is not. Let us

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not godly parasites in the water.
Powder on my cake riddled ass and it'll

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be better. Yeah, I mean, dude, it's just all the evidence

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you need is when those fucking when
those first pilgrim boats, like the Mayflower

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whatever the fuck they were called,
started like approaching the fucking Americas, the

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water started turning green immediately, and
then fucking like say, the grass started

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browning as they were getting closer,
and then we're getting foot into land,

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just fucking ratch just came out of
their boots and the fucking belt buckled hats,

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and then the natives immediately started dying. They started dying before the first

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inkling that these were insane people was
that they put buckles on their fucking hats

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like that is a psychi that that
that is that that is like a propeller

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hat basically for that period of time. Like that is fucking insane. Then

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you would put a bucket on your
buckle on your fucking hat. It is

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putting a zipper on your contacts.
That is so fucking outrageous. What were

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you planning on doing? It's fire, It's so sick. I got those

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rats, those sham here bro.
Those rats swam alongside the boat, bro

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when they were running. Whenever getting
tired, they would hold onto the boat

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and tread and water and rebalance themselves
and then they would go back to me.

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They didn't even build a boat.
Their boat was just rats entangled in

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the shape of do you imagine you
serve board rats to America? You serve

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board rats rats? Derek, Derek, let me ask you a question.

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How would you feel? How do
you feel if you you and Jojo?

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Right, Let's say it's like,
let's say it's five years from now or

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whatever. Right, you have a
kid and you bring them to the doctor,

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and you you bring with the doctor
and the doctor walks after you say,

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I have I have distressing news your
son is rats. I in a

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in a in a real world scenario, I'd be like, what the fuck?

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What do you mean? You're my
son's rats? Your son is in

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fact several rats in the shape of
your son. Well, I mean,

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I'd be like, well, toss
it the fun that. I don't want

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that, damn, he said,
toss it does. But you have memories

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with these rats. Five years of
memories with these with these rats. Wait,

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so you're telling me my fucking my
doctor, uh, my family doctor.

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After seeing him for years, he
realized or what he just couldn't have

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the heart to tell me, you
know, the hard to tell me.

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He yeah, he was having He
just couldn't handle a lot on his He

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had a lot on his plate,
and he couldn't handle breaking that news to

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you. He couldn't bring it to
you. But it's still like but he's

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still but he's still like, it's
still your son Connor or whatever, and

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he's like, daddy, daddy,
but it's rat. Your son's gonna be

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named Connor? What A that's definitely
not gonna happen. My son's name is

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either gonna be a black ass name
or a or a a name that is

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it's my default whitest ship just because
of the origins. Auto O T T

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O S. Yeah, that would
be fucking that would be so. I

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00:31:18.240 --> 00:31:22.559
would never, it would never.
You know, no offense to the Irish,

407
00:31:22.640 --> 00:31:25.559
but that's disgusting. I hate.
I don't know, no offense except

408
00:31:25.559 --> 00:31:34.119
for all offense, all offense to
anyone but at the name that I want.

409
00:31:34.160 --> 00:31:40.160
But then because of Jacks from Mortal
Kombat Jackson j x O in like,

410
00:31:40.599 --> 00:31:42.039
I want this, and I want
that nigga to be like, fucking

411
00:31:42.079 --> 00:31:47.160
look exactly like Jackson in the way
that like he wears the metal arms,

412
00:31:47.160 --> 00:31:48.680
he has the mustache and ship,
and if he doesn't, I'm gonna disown

413
00:31:48.759 --> 00:31:52.920
him. So first and foremost,
your kid's gonna be light skinning, so

414
00:31:55.839 --> 00:31:57.920
well, I want him to at
least have the look. He doesn't have

415
00:31:57.960 --> 00:32:02.720
to have the skin. Perplexed,
and you racist bitch exactly like him.

416
00:32:04.160 --> 00:32:07.279
You said that, I said,
I literally a couple. I didn't even

417
00:32:07.279 --> 00:32:20.319
finish speaking couple. The sentence wasn't
even over. When I look, I

418
00:32:20.400 --> 00:32:23.160
understand he's not gonna look exactly like
Jackson. That does hurt my heart a

419
00:32:23.200 --> 00:32:28.000
little bit. That's fine. You
made you made the choice. Hey man,

420
00:32:28.599 --> 00:32:37.039
you're gonna have some don't bring mine, tiny ass fucking some tiny some

421
00:32:37.319 --> 00:32:43.920
brero wearing, fucking lazy, do
not bring mine into this. All right,

422
00:32:44.039 --> 00:32:47.079
you're fucking we're talking about your kids. All right. I'm just saying

423
00:32:47.119 --> 00:32:51.799
you want to, you talk a
big game. But then this dude's like,

424
00:32:51.920 --> 00:32:54.440
you know what, you know what, I got this little haunted ass

425
00:32:54.599 --> 00:33:01.319
broad and I'm gonna spit out some
piss drinking, little fucking some wearing mustache

426
00:33:01.359 --> 00:33:13.799
ass this dude. Yeah, that
is so The running joke on this show

427
00:33:13.839 --> 00:33:19.359
that Lily is a piss drinker,
and also that Mexicans are haunted. Converging

428
00:33:20.279 --> 00:33:28.079
in this way is deeply distressing.
We're going to be small, daddy.

429
00:33:28.440 --> 00:33:34.119
I'm scared. Can I have some
peace? Now? Stop, leave me

430
00:33:34.160 --> 00:33:39.039
alone, Can get out of here. Go by your haunted assist drinking mom.

431
00:33:39.839 --> 00:33:45.680
Go bother your haunted ass, piss
drinking mom. I hate this planet.

432
00:33:49.079 --> 00:33:53.559
Go bother your haunted ass, pissed
guzzling mother. Fuck you, guys.

433
00:33:57.079 --> 00:33:59.759
That sounds like a good family.
I like, my kid is gonna

434
00:33:59.759 --> 00:34:01.920
be sure. They're gonna be so
short. I know Lily's probably is gonna

435
00:34:01.920 --> 00:34:05.839
win. They're gonna be short,
you think, so they're gonna be short

436
00:34:05.839 --> 00:34:08.760
and round. I know, I
know, I feel like niggas fucking like

437
00:34:09.000 --> 00:34:12.280
we always come out on top a
lot of most of the time, we

438
00:34:12.360 --> 00:34:16.280
have strong DNA, but so do
Mexicans. Literally their famous are having also

439
00:34:16.360 --> 00:34:21.480
strong DNA. Yeah, so at
least I can advantage of wiping you know,

440
00:34:21.760 --> 00:34:25.039
JoJo's DNA off the planet because she's
just as white as it gets.

441
00:34:25.239 --> 00:34:29.559
So she doesn't have a chance in
hell. But what happens is this half

442
00:34:29.639 --> 00:34:34.280
white, half black, half white
always ends up with white. That's what

443
00:34:34.360 --> 00:34:37.199
happens every time. Well, I
just want as long as I get a

444
00:34:37.199 --> 00:34:38.880
Patrick Mahomes, I'm all right with
that, dude. That's as long as

445
00:34:38.920 --> 00:34:44.280
I get a good athlete, Yeah, really amazing athlete. He's gonna he's

446
00:34:44.559 --> 00:34:46.000
dude, he's gonna hear this.
He's gonna hear this when he's like twenty

447
00:34:46.119 --> 00:34:50.760
or whatever, when he's like fifteen
and he's not going to be athletic at

448
00:34:50.800 --> 00:34:52.840
all, and he's gonna get a
complex about it. He's gonna be a

449
00:34:52.880 --> 00:34:55.079
nerd. He's gonna be like Dad, he didn't want me to be read.

450
00:34:55.199 --> 00:34:57.519
I mean, he's like, fuck
no, I don't want to be

451
00:34:57.519 --> 00:35:00.719
looking to you, suck. I'll
bet the fuck out of him if he

452
00:35:00.760 --> 00:35:06.280
doesn't, like if he wasted his
like genetic talent, his gifts, I'll

453
00:35:06.320 --> 00:35:07.920
be I'll fuck it. I'd be
so mad at it. Bro, I

454
00:35:07.920 --> 00:35:12.480
don't care. You're you're you're playing
football, basketball. And then if he

455
00:35:12.519 --> 00:35:15.239
gets fucked like me, if he
becomes genetically inferior right and he's like all

456
00:35:15.280 --> 00:35:20.360
short and ship, then fine,
I'm gonna drill him in a video game

457
00:35:20.360 --> 00:35:22.400
st where he can win like every
fucking evil tournament and all the ship and

458
00:35:22.519 --> 00:35:27.960
become rich that way. So he's
not gonna have a good If they don't

459
00:35:28.000 --> 00:35:30.719
got it, they don't got it
in video games. You gotta understand that

460
00:35:30.039 --> 00:35:34.400
some people don't got our fromd Elliott
Herman does not have it in video games.

461
00:35:34.400 --> 00:35:37.679
Bro, I think God bless him. Man, he tried. I

462
00:35:37.760 --> 00:35:40.519
love I love Elliott. He's the
sweet on the planet. He don't got

463
00:35:40.559 --> 00:35:44.079
it in video games. Look,
man, there are people who are just

464
00:35:44.159 --> 00:35:47.960
naturally gifted at things, and there's
people who can drill and study, and

465
00:35:49.280 --> 00:35:52.800
I feel like, say, he
just lost his belt. Alexander Volkanowski was

466
00:35:52.880 --> 00:35:57.480
that guy where he wasn't like,
say, the genetically gifted guy that's just

467
00:35:57.519 --> 00:36:00.840
a natural everything, such a hard
working guy. And I feel like,

468
00:36:00.840 --> 00:36:04.960
like, say, even with gaming, to me competitively in as far as

469
00:36:05.239 --> 00:36:07.920
fighting games, I never cared enough. So there's a lot of the mechanics

470
00:36:07.920 --> 00:36:12.519
that go over my head because I
just don't care to absorb it. So

471
00:36:12.559 --> 00:36:16.599
when people are having these in depth
conversations about like specific coding and frames and

472
00:36:16.639 --> 00:36:20.440
all this stuff, I'm like,
I understand what they're talking about, but

473
00:36:20.480 --> 00:36:23.280
I don't really get what Like if
they told me off based off of this

474
00:36:23.400 --> 00:36:25.960
information, you should be able to
whoop this person's ass. And I'm like,

475
00:36:27.239 --> 00:36:30.840
I whatever, Like I didn't fucking
I need to like study this,

476
00:36:30.480 --> 00:36:37.840
And so I'm a force my kid
to study, and I'm gonna I'm gonna

477
00:36:37.119 --> 00:36:42.519
do him down forcefully in a chair
and then strap him in and then he's

478
00:36:42.559 --> 00:36:46.280
just gonna fucking get good. You
know. So I know right now if

479
00:36:46.320 --> 00:36:50.119
I was a kid, I know
now based on how I can play shooting

480
00:36:50.159 --> 00:36:52.000
games. Now, if I played
shooters when I was small and I was

481
00:36:52.039 --> 00:36:55.159
allowed to play them, I could
have been really nice at them when I

482
00:36:55.239 --> 00:36:59.480
was when I was younger. I
know, I could have been nice for

483
00:36:59.559 --> 00:37:01.920
my grandmother then let me play games
until until I wanted to finish. I

484
00:37:01.920 --> 00:37:05.719
always had to play with the game
obviously to you gotta play now that you

485
00:37:05.760 --> 00:37:07.880
gotta stop, do your homework whatever
it is, or do shit like that.

486
00:37:07.239 --> 00:37:10.800
I wasn't allowed to really get into
shooting games until I was like maybe

487
00:37:10.840 --> 00:37:15.039
living with like living with my friends
really like I started really getting into them.

488
00:37:15.360 --> 00:37:19.199
I'm good at them, but I
just didn't have the time the plays

489
00:37:19.280 --> 00:37:21.880
much as I needed to when I
was younger, and I regret it so

490
00:37:21.960 --> 00:37:24.360
much as I could have been.
I know a lot of my friends could

491
00:37:24.400 --> 00:37:29.800
have really gone far video game wise
if we just knew the future we were

492
00:37:29.800 --> 00:37:32.440
gonna live in. But our parents
are all like, stop, that's not

493
00:37:32.519 --> 00:37:37.679
right, that's you're wasting time.
And it's like you dumb old old born

494
00:37:37.760 --> 00:37:43.199
before the eighties, motherfucking idiots.
Y'all didn't know shit. They really did

495
00:37:43.199 --> 00:37:46.599
it. Though they really did it. This is gonna be what is this?

496
00:37:46.920 --> 00:37:50.880
It's like they really had no idea, and in fairness, like how

497
00:37:50.920 --> 00:37:57.760
could they, I guess, but
like there is you know, I don't

498
00:37:57.760 --> 00:38:01.000
know. My parents didn't like necessarily
chastise, but like they definitely I would

499
00:38:01.280 --> 00:38:05.880
I felt like slightly discoded because I
would come home, I would go downstairs,

500
00:38:05.920 --> 00:38:07.519
and then they would always do that
thing where it's like, oh,

501
00:38:07.559 --> 00:38:12.800
welcome to the who welcome to the
land of the living. I would get

502
00:38:12.840 --> 00:38:14.920
that all the time. I was
like, well, welcome to the land

503
00:38:14.960 --> 00:38:28.559
of Yeah, shut up, shut
the fuck up, shut snarling. You

504
00:38:28.599 --> 00:38:32.760
don't know shiprow. But like,
but I did feel like I felt guilty

505
00:38:32.800 --> 00:38:37.119
playing video games, not because they
not because they specifically would tell me like,

506
00:38:37.119 --> 00:38:38.079
hey, don't do that, but
because like I would always get that

507
00:38:38.119 --> 00:38:40.199
weird like that snide like, oh, welcome to the land of the living.

508
00:38:40.199 --> 00:38:43.079
It's like, oh my god,
I'm just I'm just RelA I'm trying

509
00:38:43.079 --> 00:38:46.800
to relax, But I was.
It does bother me a lot that I

510
00:38:47.000 --> 00:38:52.280
probably I was. It bothers me
that I was so good at certain games

511
00:38:52.320 --> 00:38:57.360
at a time where I was too
young to really compete in them. Like

512
00:38:58.039 --> 00:39:01.800
at the time, like I was
really really really fucking good at Halo two,

513
00:39:02.159 --> 00:39:07.559
like like really really good. But
I had no idea that that was

514
00:39:07.599 --> 00:39:10.800
even remotely something that was worth doing
it, you know, Like I just

515
00:39:10.840 --> 00:39:14.440
thought like, oh, okay,
whatever, big deal I had no concept

516
00:39:14.440 --> 00:39:19.599
of like MLG or any of that
ship until like probably like two thousand and

517
00:39:19.719 --> 00:39:22.159
nine or something like probably high school, and I was like, oh fuck,

518
00:39:23.320 --> 00:39:27.679
that's crazy. And now, dude, now they have esports teams at

519
00:39:27.719 --> 00:39:32.719
like high schools. Crazy, dude, Yeah, that's insane. Crazy,

520
00:39:32.840 --> 00:39:42.800
It's crazy. Definitely, there are
schools with Fortnite coaches. Crazy, really

521
00:39:42.840 --> 00:39:49.000
really breathe that in its wild crazy. It's definitely the only jealous thing that

522
00:39:49.079 --> 00:39:51.599
I have as far as I damn
ye, I wish we had something like

523
00:39:51.639 --> 00:39:57.079
that for sure, because I that's
absolutely I think we all would have leaned

524
00:39:57.119 --> 00:40:01.360
into it, like like, because
that was just so not an extra.

525
00:40:01.440 --> 00:40:05.960
I was so not an extracurricular person, Like, I just didn't I didn't

526
00:40:06.000 --> 00:40:07.880
care about going to like chess club
or like or like these random clubs that

527
00:40:07.880 --> 00:40:09.920
they had at the school, or
like doing sports and anything. I didn't

528
00:40:09.960 --> 00:40:12.800
give a ship. But if that
was available, it's like, oh my

529
00:40:12.800 --> 00:40:15.280
god, yeah I would. I
would love to trounce everybody. Are you

530
00:40:15.360 --> 00:40:19.039
kidding? That'd be so that would
be sick. But yeah, I didn't

531
00:40:19.039 --> 00:40:22.320
have it. Parents are stupid.
They're stupid. Yeah, we thought they

532
00:40:22.320 --> 00:40:27.800
were smart and they were dumb.
We gave them our trust and they were

533
00:40:28.000 --> 00:40:34.440
dumb. You would have wished that. Yeah, so yeah, whatever,

534
00:40:34.440 --> 00:40:37.639
what are you gonna do about it? But yeah, it's it's I do

535
00:40:37.760 --> 00:40:39.440
I see, man, I see
some of those prizes. I see some

536
00:40:39.440 --> 00:40:43.840
of those prizes for not even winning
tournaments. Well they'll get like six figures.

537
00:40:43.960 --> 00:40:49.039
Yeah, and I'm like, that's
just crazy. I could I know,

538
00:40:49.480 --> 00:40:52.199
I could have competed at that level
if I started early, like maybe

539
00:40:52.239 --> 00:40:55.159
not win, but like win like
six figures every once in a while.

540
00:40:55.199 --> 00:41:04.760
Absolutely, my family, and it's
not healthy. It's not good that it's

541
00:41:04.800 --> 00:41:13.159
like I don't resent my family.
I just it's just it's more like it's

542
00:41:13.199 --> 00:41:16.599
just a shame. It's just a
shame that it's just a shame that they

543
00:41:16.599 --> 00:41:20.880
didn't not even I don't even think
it's the parent. I think I think

544
00:41:20.960 --> 00:41:25.039
really it's it's ultimately like schools and
and just adults in general. That's really

545
00:41:25.039 --> 00:41:28.320
because like I mean, it would
have been cool for like just people to

546
00:41:28.519 --> 00:41:35.159
just generally understand that that was like
something worth doing, you know, so

547
00:41:35.280 --> 00:41:37.960
at the very least, like even
if our even if our parents didn't support

548
00:41:37.000 --> 00:41:39.239
it, at the very least,
the option would have been there in a

549
00:41:39.280 --> 00:41:42.280
school, so to then to be
like, well, hey, look the

550
00:41:42.320 --> 00:41:45.840
school's offering it, so like I'm
gonna do it, And then they would

551
00:41:45.840 --> 00:41:47.719
be like they would have really no
choice but to you know, at least

552
00:41:47.760 --> 00:41:52.880
somewhat support you. But Alas,
I don't even know what the fuck I

553
00:41:52.880 --> 00:41:53.599
did. I think I I think
I went to one. I think I

554
00:41:53.599 --> 00:41:58.199
went to one one club in high
school and I don't even remember what the

555
00:41:58.199 --> 00:42:00.199
fuck it was. I and I
went to one meeting and I was like,

556
00:42:00.239 --> 00:42:04.079
this is dumb. Keep in mind, this is like two thousand and

557
00:42:04.079 --> 00:42:06.679
seven and seven, two thousand and
eight, So I remember being like,

558
00:42:07.559 --> 00:42:09.320
this is dumb and gay, and
then I laughed, Wow, there's so

559
00:42:09.360 --> 00:42:15.000
many gay people in this room and
you get up to walk out. Wow,

560
00:42:15.159 --> 00:42:21.199
that's what I mean, asshole.
This room is littered with gay people.

561
00:42:21.239 --> 00:42:23.639
There's a lot of you in here. Are you all gay? Leave

562
00:42:23.719 --> 00:42:30.800
the room and you say ill and
you leave? Yeah, by the way,

563
00:42:30.960 --> 00:42:35.960
before the stars, before we move
on to questions, because we got

564
00:42:35.960 --> 00:42:38.960
some. We got some questions for
the remainder of February to fill out.

565
00:42:39.400 --> 00:42:43.280
I do want to mention that we're
on kind of a new We're on a

566
00:42:43.320 --> 00:42:45.079
new Uh, we're on a new
schedule. We seem to be keeping to

567
00:42:45.119 --> 00:42:47.639
it pretty well, so I figure
we're going to well, we'll let people

568
00:42:47.679 --> 00:42:52.280
know in a in a write up
on the Patreon officially, but the schedule

569
00:42:52.440 --> 00:42:54.480
is, uh, if you're watching
the video podcast, this is the visual

570
00:42:54.519 --> 00:42:58.320
that I drew up to make sense
of it. But this this only makes

571
00:42:58.320 --> 00:43:04.599
sense to me because I've been saying
but yes. So basically we record it

572
00:43:05.559 --> 00:43:08.599
looking at it makes soap it is. It makes more sense than words do

573
00:43:09.559 --> 00:43:14.360
to me. It's kind of it's
crazy. But so basically we record the

574
00:43:14.400 --> 00:43:17.239
show on Wednesdays and Fridays. That's
when we record, and we record two

575
00:43:17.280 --> 00:43:22.199
episodes. On Wednesday, we record
the normal episode and then after this episode

576
00:43:22.360 --> 00:43:24.800
today's a Wednesday that we're recording this, we record the extra ammos and then

577
00:43:24.800 --> 00:43:28.360
on Friday we record the second episode
of the start Tank and then that cycle

578
00:43:28.440 --> 00:43:32.440
kind of repeats. And so what
the schedule right now is the Wednesday episode

579
00:43:32.559 --> 00:43:37.440
goes on Patreon on Friday, then
goes on free Feeds on Monday. The

580
00:43:37.480 --> 00:43:42.360
Friday episode goes to Patreon on Monday, free feeds on Wednesday, and the

581
00:43:42.559 --> 00:43:46.960
extra ammal goes live the day,
the day after that, the day after

582
00:43:47.000 --> 00:43:52.920
we record it, so Thursday basically, So how the schedule works basically implies

583
00:43:52.960 --> 00:43:55.880
that every time there is a new
episode on a free feed, like when

584
00:43:55.920 --> 00:44:00.159
a free feed goes live, there
should be a new like a brand spanking

585
00:44:00.199 --> 00:44:04.559
new episode on the Patreon. So
if you if you find yourself listening on

586
00:44:04.639 --> 00:44:07.599
free feeds and you're like, oh, I like these guys and you pop

587
00:44:07.639 --> 00:44:12.920
on over there, ideally generally within
a couple hours of that upload, uh,

588
00:44:12.960 --> 00:44:15.440
there should be something, a brand
new thing on the Patreon for you.

589
00:44:15.519 --> 00:44:16.800
So that's kind of the that's kind
of the idea when I was setting

590
00:44:16.840 --> 00:44:21.400
it up. We're gonna stick to
it as best we can. We've got

591
00:44:21.639 --> 00:44:24.679
a pretty good we've got a pretty
good set right now, so we're we're

592
00:44:24.679 --> 00:44:27.599
doing well. But I just want
to clarify that before we move on,

593
00:44:28.719 --> 00:44:35.320
just so that's out in the open
and people understand what the schedule is going

594
00:44:35.599 --> 00:44:38.800
forward. It's time we get into
the It's time we get into the last

595
00:44:39.360 --> 00:44:46.840
the last remaining questions. Yeah,
it did, I mean pretty much?

596
00:44:49.840 --> 00:44:57.760
Yep, so I think uh so
yeah. Also, new highest every month

597
00:44:57.840 --> 00:45:00.400
seems to be our highest month ever, and it keeps going. And that

598
00:45:00.519 --> 00:45:05.239
is and that is fucking sick.
You have no idea how cool that shit

599
00:45:05.360 --> 00:45:07.679
is. It's why I really want
to hammer hammer in this schedule and make

600
00:45:07.719 --> 00:45:15.480
sure everything is set. Also,
I almost forgot merch is on its way.

601
00:45:15.519 --> 00:45:19.360
We got we got the site kind
of set up basically on the back

602
00:45:19.480 --> 00:45:22.559
end. Everything's there. We just
have to kind of get designs, decide

603
00:45:22.599 --> 00:45:24.840
like what kind of clothes we want
up there. But that should be coming

604
00:45:24.880 --> 00:45:30.440
to that should be going live fairly
soon. I would say, yeah,

605
00:45:30.480 --> 00:45:34.519
definitely, Like for one more contact, I get contacted for one person about

606
00:45:34.519 --> 00:45:37.199
one thing, and our merch is
good, it's all good to go.

607
00:45:37.239 --> 00:45:39.480
I need one person hit me up. So what we're going to do?

608
00:45:40.960 --> 00:45:45.199
Yeah, and so what we're going
to do with I mean, I haven't

609
00:45:45.199 --> 00:45:46.840
discussed this necessarily with you guys,
but I kind of what I figured.

610
00:45:47.000 --> 00:45:50.159
I think we could talk about it
a little bit, but I kind of

611
00:45:50.159 --> 00:45:52.880
want to when we start the merch
stuff, I want to put it out

612
00:45:52.920 --> 00:45:59.159
on the Patreon first, just so
they get kind of preferential treatment in some

613
00:45:59.199 --> 00:46:00.199
way, like just so they get
like an early look at it. It's

614
00:46:00.239 --> 00:46:02.039
like they if they want something,
they can order it and they get it

615
00:46:02.039 --> 00:46:06.280
first, as opposed to like free
feeds. They'll we'll iron it out just

616
00:46:06.320 --> 00:46:08.039
so we can get a sense of
like what our audience likes the most of

617
00:46:08.079 --> 00:46:10.840
the designs like, and then we
can maybe like focus on those and maybe

618
00:46:10.920 --> 00:46:14.840
siphon some of them out that way
when it goes live for everybody, we

619
00:46:14.880 --> 00:46:16.719
have something that is you know,
this is kind of business stuff, but

620
00:46:16.920 --> 00:46:22.559
I feel like it's I don't know
it it's worth getting into for some of

621
00:46:22.599 --> 00:46:24.039
the audience who might be curious.
But anyway, I just want to make

622
00:46:24.079 --> 00:46:27.800
sure that you guys know that merch
is coming soon. So let's getting the

623
00:46:27.880 --> 00:46:31.519
questions already. Let's uh, let's
do it, Papa Jesus. Papa Jesus

624
00:46:31.559 --> 00:46:35.639
wrote in so it's not a question
but a fun fact. There's an album

625
00:46:35.679 --> 00:46:39.679
on There's an album on band camp
called My Dick which is just double which

626
00:46:39.719 --> 00:46:44.960
is a just a double length album
where a guy lazily covers a bunch of

627
00:46:45.039 --> 00:46:49.400
popular songs but replaces a bunch of
the lyrics with My Dick, and the

628
00:46:49.400 --> 00:46:52.199
effort gets significantly lazier as the album
goes on. Just though you go to

629
00:46:52.280 --> 00:46:59.119
the boys would appreciate this info I
do. I do appreciate. I appreciate

630
00:46:59.199 --> 00:47:01.880
creative, lazy this in that way. Yeah, like there is something about

631
00:47:01.920 --> 00:47:06.599
that that is that speaks to me
on a spiritual level. Song it was

632
00:47:06.639 --> 00:47:12.599
like, my dick looked like bla
blah, Yo dick look like blah blah

633
00:47:12.679 --> 00:47:15.840
blah blah blah blah Yo dick,
blah blah blah blah blah my dick.

634
00:47:17.039 --> 00:47:22.039
It's really stupid. I've never heard
that. It's uh, I don't know.

635
00:47:22.119 --> 00:47:25.519
It's very much so like a stupid
ass two thousand and four song.

636
00:47:27.840 --> 00:47:32.440
It sounds like what's his name?
There's Mickey. I don't know why I

637
00:47:32.480 --> 00:47:38.039
want to say Mickey Avalon or something. I'm probably mixing names up. I

638
00:47:38.079 --> 00:47:42.000
think I know what you're trying to
say, but I also don't remember who

639
00:47:42.000 --> 00:47:46.320
it is. I don't remember like
this fucking like weirdo dude that uh yeah,

640
00:47:47.000 --> 00:47:52.920
so dirt nasty and Mickey Avalon my
dick remember there? Dirt as Yeah,

641
00:47:53.079 --> 00:48:00.760
dirt n Yeah, I remember,
got a bunch of lies on Yo

642
00:48:00.840 --> 00:48:06.199
dick looked like supplies from Do you
do you guys remember weird Al Yankovic?

643
00:48:07.880 --> 00:48:12.760
No, no, not at all. You don't remember that Soviet Russia.

644
00:48:14.000 --> 00:48:17.039
No, no, no, so
weird all Yankee obviously parody artist like a

645
00:48:17.320 --> 00:48:22.639
beloved figure. I would I would
really be I would truly be broken hearted

646
00:48:22.679 --> 00:48:27.599
if anything came out about him that
was like really really bad, you know,

647
00:48:27.639 --> 00:48:29.280
like that would that would really fuck
with me in a way that I

648
00:48:29.320 --> 00:48:31.480
don't think it would Like him and
Jack Black are the only remaining people where

649
00:48:31.480 --> 00:48:36.840
I would be like, man,
that's really genuinely like, I suspect pretty

650
00:48:36.880 --> 00:48:42.480
much everybody else of immediate wrongdoing,
but uh, that would really that would

651
00:48:42.480 --> 00:48:47.480
really suck. But it's crazy,
it doesn't make any sense. Mister Rogers,

652
00:48:47.800 --> 00:48:52.000
I really really really look up to
him, and if he was a

653
00:48:52.039 --> 00:48:57.760
bad person, my heart would break. Well, he's dead, I know,

654
00:48:57.920 --> 00:49:01.920
But like if they undercovered like mister
in fact huge rapists and racist,

655
00:49:02.000 --> 00:49:07.480
I'd be like, God, why
I feel like I feel like I think

656
00:49:07.559 --> 00:49:10.719
the like people who have been dead
for a long time. I think it's

657
00:49:10.719 --> 00:49:15.679
fairly safe to assume that anything that
could be known about these people, anything

658
00:49:15.679 --> 00:49:19.960
that could be known about this,
I can't take it. I can't take

659
00:49:20.039 --> 00:49:24.360
it. I can't. Again,
I agree, I agree that would be

660
00:49:24.400 --> 00:49:28.119
really disturbing, But I think I
think we're in the clear for that.

661
00:49:28.320 --> 00:49:30.480
It's really the alive people you gotta
worry about. It's the alive people you

662
00:49:30.519 --> 00:49:37.239
gotta worry about. And then you
have like maybe five years of like maybe

663
00:49:37.280 --> 00:49:38.800
something will come out of it.
Like Stephen Hawking is a great example,

664
00:49:38.880 --> 00:49:42.239
although to be fairly, I don't
know, Stephen Hawking to me is still

665
00:49:42.280 --> 00:49:46.719
kind of like one of those things
like midget or something. He was like,

666
00:49:46.760 --> 00:49:52.559
Oh, how could The thing to
me is like how could he?

667
00:49:53.039 --> 00:49:59.480
The thing to me is that he's
inherently it's impossible for him to be guilty

668
00:49:59.519 --> 00:50:02.400
because he acts the functionality with which
to do so. So like I just

669
00:50:02.440 --> 00:50:08.960
don't that buddy, right, Like
who's like unless people are like throwing naked

670
00:50:09.039 --> 00:50:12.840
kids on him? Like I just
don't. I just don't understand, Like

671
00:50:12.960 --> 00:50:15.800
how I just don't understand how he
could have Like can you imagine him rising

672
00:50:15.800 --> 00:50:20.639
out of the chair just because this
stepped on my neck? Step right on

673
00:50:20.679 --> 00:50:22.280
it? Right on my neck?
Yeah? Yeah hard, I am not

674
00:50:22.840 --> 00:50:28.679
actually happened step on my operating system. Yeah at least go ahead, give

675
00:50:28.760 --> 00:50:30.119
me a virus. Please get me
a virus. I need it. I

676
00:50:30.199 --> 00:50:35.679
need it. Oh yeah, that's
what that's what I'm talking about. God

677
00:50:35.760 --> 00:50:40.960
I met that's a trojan. Oh
yeah, I'm getting frieds are failing right,

678
00:50:42.000 --> 00:50:52.039
all right, all right, right, all right, Jesus, I

679
00:50:52.079 --> 00:51:00.000
love this crazy Yeah what was I
saying? What was I saying? There

680
00:51:00.079 --> 00:51:04.400
was this guy so weird yank because
obviously like a parody artist, he wrote

681
00:51:04.400 --> 00:51:08.880
a bunch of like popular like parodies
of like famous songs, and early on

682
00:51:08.880 --> 00:51:13.679
on the internet, early on,
like during the LimeWire days, during like

683
00:51:13.760 --> 00:51:16.159
when you would like steal music,
there were a bunch of like really really

684
00:51:16.280 --> 00:51:23.039
raunchy parodies that were made by just
completely random people, people with no just

685
00:51:23.119 --> 00:51:28.320
no one ever took credit for these, but they were listed under weird Al

686
00:51:28.400 --> 00:51:31.159
Yankovich. And the idea was that
like, oh, you would see it

687
00:51:31.159 --> 00:51:35.000
and you would assume that it was
him, but it was always stuff like

688
00:51:35.599 --> 00:51:38.760
I'm I don't know, it was
raunchy, like I'm snorting crack out of

689
00:51:38.760 --> 00:51:42.199
this girl's pussy or whatever, and
you were like, this is fucking weird

690
00:51:42.199 --> 00:51:45.199
for weird Alta, what the fuck
is going on? Like I missed this

691
00:51:45.320 --> 00:51:51.679
album entirely, and I remember on
you too. Yeah, maybe hold I

692
00:51:51.760 --> 00:51:55.440
wonder I wonder if anybody else remembers
this, because I really think they will.

693
00:51:55.960 --> 00:52:04.280
Weird Al ye because yank a witch. I think it just auto,

694
00:52:04.320 --> 00:52:07.039
it autocorrects to the try to put
something else in there, like live wire

695
00:52:07.199 --> 00:52:16.440
or something or some shit. Yeah
yeah, maybe weird L Yankovich lime Wire.

696
00:52:19.519 --> 00:52:24.440
Uh yeah, I don't know.
This might be ancient history because I

697
00:52:24.480 --> 00:52:29.480
think I think it wasn't that the
artist was called weird Al Yankovich. It

698
00:52:29.559 --> 00:52:35.239
was just like it was just like
a way for people on LimeWire to download

699
00:52:35.280 --> 00:52:37.360
them, so like the second to
download them by accident, So the second

700
00:52:37.360 --> 00:52:40.280
that went away, I think they
just stopped naming them that. But I

701
00:52:40.280 --> 00:52:44.039
did find a lie, I did
find an article. I did find an

702
00:52:44.119 --> 00:52:46.639
article from seven years ago or a
Reddit post on from seven years ago.

703
00:52:46.679 --> 00:52:52.039
Anybody got any any recommend information on
Weirdow's LimeWire scandal? Akaa people noting that

704
00:52:52.079 --> 00:52:54.039
all parody songs on LimeWire were written
by weird Al even if they weren't.

705
00:52:54.760 --> 00:52:59.280
Has he addressed it it all?
I remember using my friend's LimeWire and seeing

706
00:52:59.280 --> 00:53:02.199
a heap of all full parody songs
quoted as being weird Al, Like,

707
00:53:02.679 --> 00:53:06.760
yeah, so's people, So people
do remember this, but I can't.

708
00:53:07.000 --> 00:53:09.119
I it would it would be a
shame to I wish. I wish they

709
00:53:09.159 --> 00:53:13.800
were like examples, because some of
them were sucking out of pocket, like

710
00:53:14.000 --> 00:53:20.679
wild Ship, like racist and you're
just like, what the stroke crack of

711
00:53:20.760 --> 00:53:23.440
dawn and it's like, what weird? I'll beat that song? That's pretty

712
00:53:23.480 --> 00:53:28.880
crazy. Well, I gotta listen
to it now, it's weird. How

713
00:53:30.119 --> 00:53:34.519
you gotta listen. You gotta listen
weird. Now he might have something,

714
00:53:34.599 --> 00:53:37.159
might be up to something, and
I don't know about cranking my dick to

715
00:53:37.239 --> 00:53:40.079
crack a dog. I gotta listen
to it. So I found a playlist.

716
00:53:42.239 --> 00:53:45.199
I don't know if this is if
there's anything here that's legitimate, but

717
00:53:45.320 --> 00:53:51.960
the playlist is called weird Al according
to LimeWire, And oh that sounds that

718
00:53:52.039 --> 00:53:59.480
sounds promising as hell. Now that
sounds close. One thing so cows with

719
00:53:59.559 --> 00:54:04.760
guns and original animation, huh.
Another one rides the bus. Uh,

720
00:54:05.159 --> 00:54:10.760
just give me some Barnies on fire, Pokemon thong, so my far will

721
00:54:10.880 --> 00:54:17.239
go on Titan Yeah, like exactly. Like So, so this playlist is

722
00:54:17.360 --> 00:54:20.679
some of them that are real,
like some of them are pretty fly for

723
00:54:20.719 --> 00:54:24.440
a rabbi that's weird. Al uh
yeah, but then there's like Pokemon thong

724
00:54:24.639 --> 00:54:30.280
song, Like what I was like, what is this? Yeah, it's

725
00:54:30.360 --> 00:54:37.920
it's well the real slim Shady please
shut up. Elmo's got a gun.

726
00:54:38.480 --> 00:54:49.719
I like that's pretty good. I
like that. Uh, Bill Clinton,

727
00:54:49.840 --> 00:54:58.880
Bimbo number five, that's pretty good. That's ironically a really good name.

728
00:54:59.840 --> 00:55:02.639
But like, yeah, it's just
my name weird. Now my name is

729
00:55:02.719 --> 00:55:08.639
Darth Vader. What the fuck my
name is? God's name? Is it?

730
00:55:08.679 --> 00:55:15.880
The song? It's just terrible.
That's so dumb. It's like these

731
00:55:15.880 --> 00:55:20.039
are so bad. It's wild.
But yeah, there was a time where

732
00:55:20.079 --> 00:55:22.280
like I remember downloading something and he's
like, this is not This doesn't sound

733
00:55:22.280 --> 00:55:27.239
like weird out to me at all. That's so much. I don't know

734
00:55:27.239 --> 00:55:30.400
if you remember LimeWire doing this auto
complete. Uh if you, if you

735
00:55:30.440 --> 00:55:35.119
did, if you, if you
executed a search of whatever you're looking for,

736
00:55:35.679 --> 00:55:40.559
there would be some of this results
would always have the same suffix on

737
00:55:40.599 --> 00:55:45.840
the end of like eats her outer
or something about puzzer gets fucked silly,

738
00:55:46.320 --> 00:55:49.679
So it doesn't matter. You'd be
looking for like a death metal song like

739
00:55:49.719 --> 00:55:53.679
oh, Death and Fire, I'm
ona marth eats her pussy and it would

740
00:55:53.840 --> 00:55:59.440
it would always say something that like
that made it sound like it was poor

741
00:55:59.559 --> 00:56:01.880
to get you to download it,
and it was obviously if some sort of

742
00:56:01.960 --> 00:56:07.920
virus. It was always like some
hide things worked on me always, always

743
00:56:07.960 --> 00:56:10.400
almost worked on me always, and
I'm like, I never dud downloaded.

744
00:56:10.559 --> 00:56:15.599
The only thing and this is I
hated this era. It was more Khazo

745
00:56:15.760 --> 00:56:21.440
than LimeWire because people kind of started
like reporting it more on LimeWire was better

746
00:56:21.480 --> 00:56:27.880
P two P interaction, but people
would fucking you could edit the the significance

747
00:56:27.880 --> 00:56:30.760
of the volume on like say iTunes, for example, you could put up

748
00:56:30.760 --> 00:56:35.280
the volume of a song by two
hundred percent and save it and then you

749
00:56:35.320 --> 00:56:38.320
can have it be shared. And
so motherfuckers would click on a song and

750
00:56:38.360 --> 00:56:43.880
it would like blow your ear drums
out essentially. It would be so fucking

751
00:56:44.000 --> 00:56:46.199
loud, and people would do that
just just to fuck with you. Like

752
00:56:46.239 --> 00:56:52.639
I remember downloading, oh, I
wanted uh some songs from Metiora, you

753
00:56:52.679 --> 00:56:54.760
know, and then fucking easier to
run. I remember that was one that

754
00:56:54.920 --> 00:56:59.760
fucked me good. And then it
just starts off so loud. I'm like,

755
00:57:00.599 --> 00:57:05.119
and he's furious you're just furious because
it's like there's no payoff. If

756
00:57:05.159 --> 00:57:07.280
you're the person doing it, you
don't get to experience them doing it.

757
00:57:07.679 --> 00:57:13.519
You know, No, it is
payof knowing you seek chaos. I can't.

758
00:57:13.519 --> 00:57:15.559
The thing that I remember, the
thing that I remember most was was

759
00:57:15.599 --> 00:57:19.639
just getting I don't know, You'd
be like, oh, man home by

760
00:57:19.719 --> 00:57:23.159
Chris Daughtry, let me download this, and then you'd get the Bill Clinton

761
00:57:23.199 --> 00:57:30.840
audio of him denying having sexual relations
with that woman or one other one that

762
00:57:30.880 --> 00:57:32.480
I remember was like some guy going
me me me, me, me,

763
00:57:32.639 --> 00:57:35.639
me, me, me, me
me me, like pretending to sleep,

764
00:57:35.639 --> 00:57:39.280
and I'm like, this is not
Chris Daughtry at all. The fuck the

765
00:57:39.320 --> 00:57:45.519
hell's going? Lo's this? Somebody's
got to make a good video about all

766
00:57:45.559 --> 00:57:49.000
that shit, man, Like just
all that all the bush that people used

767
00:57:49.000 --> 00:57:52.159
to do. My favorite was definitely
that Link song, that legend of Zeldas

768
00:57:52.239 --> 00:57:58.559
song that that everyone thought was fucking
system moving down, but apparently it wasn't.

769
00:57:59.440 --> 00:58:07.079
Like everyone that fooled everybody Link down. He's come to save the Prince

770
00:58:07.159 --> 00:58:09.719
is Zelda And I was like,
oh yeah, it kind of does sound

771
00:58:09.760 --> 00:58:16.159
like Surge, So it really is
a really good fucking surge. It's an

772
00:58:16.199 --> 00:58:22.239
unreasonably good search impression, it really
is. Let's see, what would we

773
00:58:22.400 --> 00:58:28.679
type in link? Uh h,
I probably put in Zelda Zelda song system.

774
00:58:29.239 --> 00:58:31.320
I thought it was at least I
thought it was at least like maybe

775
00:58:31.320 --> 00:58:35.599
them. I thought it was like
a legit system of a down song that

776
00:58:35.639 --> 00:58:37.920
they like were just it was like
I didn't have a word for it at

777
00:58:37.920 --> 00:58:40.719
the time, but now I would
call it like a shit post, you

778
00:58:40.719 --> 00:58:44.119
know what I mean, Like they
like they were just like they made it

779
00:58:44.159 --> 00:58:45.559
in like the garage and just like, ah, fuck it, let's throw

780
00:58:45.599 --> 00:58:49.920
this together for shits and giggles,
right, And it kind of tracks with

781
00:58:49.960 --> 00:58:53.199
them because even in their main LPs, they have some bullshit in their song.

782
00:58:53.400 --> 00:58:58.199
So you just weren't surprised that they're
like, oh yeah, I believe

783
00:58:58.239 --> 00:59:01.320
that they would do this. Alright, let's find out who did this.

784
00:59:04.079 --> 00:59:12.360
Apparently Joe I'm seeing Joe Plyman.
Joe Plyman sounds like a bitch. Yeah,

785
00:59:12.880 --> 00:59:22.000
he sounds like a bitch. Bitch
bitch everybody's talking about like, yeah,

786
00:59:22.480 --> 00:59:30.480
yeah, anyway, that's that.
What were we talking about? Question?

787
00:59:30.119 --> 00:59:35.239
I think answer the question. It
wasn't even question. It was just

788
00:59:35.280 --> 00:59:37.760
it was he Yeah, he was
just talking about my dick. And then

789
00:59:37.760 --> 00:59:45.360
again we got into a LimeWire rabbit
hole. Anyway, big orange and green

790
00:59:45.800 --> 00:59:51.679
doubts. Dick can't fit in a
spleen. All right, this is and

791
00:59:51.760 --> 00:59:55.440
it's and it's just like conception minus
the boobs. Well, it's the same

792
00:59:55.519 --> 01:00:01.480
as the erection that I get from
the from do that's so that's smooth,

793
01:00:01.639 --> 01:00:09.199
My fucking robbed. Oh, I
didn't realize that's cool. It's just like

794
01:00:09.320 --> 01:00:17.280
conception that it's the same as the
erection that I get from. Dude's got

795
01:00:17.320 --> 01:00:24.079
that kind of coming that you got
to kind of tell me that makes me

796
01:00:24.199 --> 01:00:35.800
so smooth. Yeah, give me
your rest, give me smoke, dude,

797
01:00:36.000 --> 01:00:38.000
we gotta do that one. We
got to do. That's a hard

798
01:00:38.199 --> 01:00:44.400
smooth, you know what, you
know what, you know what I'm down.

799
01:00:44.679 --> 01:00:47.039
I am down to do smooth as
the extra AMMO today. Yes,

800
01:00:47.079 --> 01:00:52.039
because that's what I had. I'll
do it. Do it. I'm not

801
01:00:52.159 --> 01:00:55.199
doing it. We can do it. Case in your hign do her hispanic.

802
01:00:55.239 --> 01:00:58.440
You can do it. Yeah,
you got you can do it.

803
01:00:58.280 --> 01:01:05.519
And inherit The spirit of uh uh
Anthony Fantano is that it is that the

804
01:01:05.559 --> 01:01:09.079
guy what's his name, Anthony Santana. I can't fucking stand you, bro

805
01:01:13.679 --> 01:01:22.760
respectful. It's the internets busiest guitarist, so disrespectful. Uh, I don't

806
01:01:22.800 --> 01:01:25.599
know what sounds like actually that I
think about it, I don't know what

807
01:01:25.760 --> 01:01:30.360
like. I've never thought about what
his speaking voice sounds like. Yeah,

808
01:01:30.400 --> 01:01:43.079
I actually can't conceptualize it even slightly. Hey, that's so, just stop

809
01:01:43.920 --> 01:01:52.960
stop insulting him in front of me. I'm Carlos. No no, no,

810
01:01:52.960 --> 01:02:02.280
no no, no, I would
pill I would die for I would

811
01:02:02.320 --> 01:02:08.320
die for some good. And I
know, actually hearing Mexicans say is so

812
01:02:08.519 --> 01:02:15.880
rare beause they very rarely say that. What's that? What is is like

813
01:02:15.880 --> 01:02:19.320
like like live on or something.
I don't I don't know the exact phrase

814
01:02:19.440 --> 01:02:24.800
what it means. It means like
it sounds gay, like a bad way.

815
01:02:24.920 --> 01:02:30.920
Just it's it's it's it's sort of
like opah, Ill don't say that.

816
01:02:31.639 --> 01:02:35.760
I don't know why. I just
can't stand fucking I can't stand Portuguese.

817
01:02:35.760 --> 01:02:39.519
Opah just pisses me off. It's
all right, let's let's move on.

818
01:02:39.920 --> 01:02:43.880
The guy. The guy, the
guy whose name I just read that.

819
01:02:43.920 --> 01:02:47.800
It's the smooth parody. He wrote
in he says, salutations fellas fellas

820
01:02:47.840 --> 01:02:52.440
with the hard R. If you
think a C d C being Scottish Australian

821
01:02:52.559 --> 01:02:55.840
is weird, wait until you hear
about Freddy Mercury being a Persian Indian born

822
01:02:55.880 --> 01:03:01.280
in Zanzibar. I thought everybody do
this. I thought everybody was keenly aware

823
01:03:01.360 --> 01:03:07.159
of the fact that he was.
He was like this Persian Indian guy like

824
01:03:07.719 --> 01:03:12.000
that, like lived in like Britain, Land Africa. Yeah, his name

825
01:03:12.079 --> 01:03:14.920
is like his name his really his
real name was like Mustafa or something like

826
01:03:14.920 --> 01:03:20.920
some crazy some crazy funny. I
mean, I'm just realizing that I know

827
01:03:21.320 --> 01:03:25.159
nothing about Freddy Mercury actually, like
I actually don't know anything. I don't

828
01:03:25.199 --> 01:03:30.119
know like say, exactly where he
was. I don't know the or I've

829
01:03:30.159 --> 01:03:35.400
never even like I've never watched any
that is so funny. I've never watched

830
01:03:35.400 --> 01:03:37.840
anything on Queen Actually, I just
enjoyed their music. I don't know anything

831
01:03:37.880 --> 01:03:43.840
about He's from South Africa. I
know he's from He's from He's from fucking

832
01:03:43.880 --> 01:03:46.480
Tanzania. He was born in Tanzania. Oh sorry, he's from Tanzania.

833
01:03:46.480 --> 01:03:51.440
He's from Tanzania. But he's like
Persian Indian. M. Yeah, his

834
01:03:51.519 --> 01:04:00.400
name is so his name is like
uh FAROKSARAA yeah, which was a fucking

835
01:04:00.400 --> 01:04:03.039
it sounds like that sounds like that
sounds like an elites name in Halo,

836
01:04:03.079 --> 01:04:08.880
but like, yeah, that's that's
him. Yeah, born in Tanzania,

837
01:04:09.000 --> 01:04:15.639
which is like a he was born
in Zanzibar stone Town. What no,

838
01:04:15.760 --> 01:04:23.559
huh what excuse me? That's that's
so funny? What no, no,

839
01:04:23.360 --> 01:04:29.199
no, just because because stone Town
and Zanzibar are that's just so funny.

840
01:04:29.639 --> 01:04:31.760
It's not, it's just vaguely abusing
to me that those are. That's a

841
01:04:31.880 --> 01:04:39.599
very specific Halo map is bizarre.
No, I did know that. I

842
01:04:39.679 --> 01:04:42.400
just it's just strange to be.
It was just it was just a music

843
01:04:42.440 --> 01:04:45.360
because stone Town is also stone Town
is where he was born, and that's

844
01:04:45.360 --> 01:04:48.119
also the name of like a Zanzibar
remake in one of the in one of

845
01:04:48.159 --> 01:04:53.320
the other games too, So it's
like I I didn't know. Yeah,

846
01:04:53.400 --> 01:04:59.119
yeah, so that's it's kind of
funny. Literally that must be probably literally,

847
01:04:59.880 --> 01:05:02.119
I actually I wouldn't be surprised necessarily, they like they like queen over

848
01:05:02.159 --> 01:05:05.639
there. But yeah, I said
his last name. I'm not surprised by

849
01:05:05.719 --> 01:05:11.559
mercury. God, damn it.
I thought I thought he was some fucking

850
01:05:11.599 --> 01:05:15.320
liquid metal. I thought he was
actually like I thought he was, he

851
01:05:15.440 --> 01:05:19.199
was related to metal Gear solid.
I thought there was something metal Gear's name

852
01:05:19.280 --> 01:05:27.079
is really those names you know that
you know that isn't Alicia Keys. What

853
01:05:27.119 --> 01:05:29.760
do you mean? That's bullshit?
It's her last name, actually Keys.

854
01:05:29.880 --> 01:05:31.199
I don't know. I don't know. I just don't know. Well,

855
01:05:31.280 --> 01:05:35.239
I was expecting you to don't go
along with what it Yeah, it is,

856
01:05:35.360 --> 01:05:39.599
it is not Alicia Key. I
was. I was trying to damn

857
01:05:39.599 --> 01:05:42.480
it. I don't know, Derek, I don't know. I came you

858
01:05:42.559 --> 01:05:46.320
for help. That was my fault
by using off the off the top of

859
01:05:46.360 --> 01:05:50.159
my head. I couldn't think of
another stage name that's so obviously fake like

860
01:05:50.239 --> 01:05:54.079
that. Alicia Keys was like the
first thing that came to my because she's

861
01:05:54.119 --> 01:05:57.039
a pianist and her name is Alicia
Keys. Shut the fuck up. Of

862
01:05:57.039 --> 01:05:59.239
course it's fake, you know what
I mean? So that was the first

863
01:05:59.239 --> 01:06:01.400
thing I thought, Yeah, but
I couldn't think of a better example of

864
01:06:01.400 --> 01:06:05.880
something more popular. Huh. Her
name is Cook. I think like Alicia

865
01:06:05.880 --> 01:06:08.800
Cook. I think her I think
her name is I think it was.

866
01:06:09.159 --> 01:06:17.079
I think it was Alicia, Alicia
Mustafi or something. There was Alicia La

867
01:06:17.199 --> 01:06:23.079
Cage is another is another obvious that
Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel is a fucking

868
01:06:23.159 --> 01:06:27.039
extremely obvious. Is his name Francis
It's it's no. I think it's even

869
01:06:27.119 --> 01:06:30.400
gayer than that. I think it's
something like I think his name is like

870
01:06:30.440 --> 01:06:39.280
coppy Cock or something. What,
Yeah, that's it. His name is

871
01:06:39.400 --> 01:06:45.679
uh, Jesus Christ of Nazareth.
That is that's his that's his first name.

872
01:06:46.440 --> 01:06:57.840
Okay, Uh, Jesus Crist some
Nazareth Diesel insane name, that's a

873
01:06:57.880 --> 01:07:03.920
Diesel Diesel. That's his name,
Jesus Price of Nazareth. His name is

874
01:07:03.960 --> 01:07:08.800
like Martin Sinclair or something. If
I remember correctly, I think it's like

875
01:07:08.880 --> 01:07:15.320
Martin certain he is the most the
most stealthily hidden black person and in media

876
01:07:15.480 --> 01:07:20.440
period, he is the most hidden
black what what what do you feel about?

877
01:07:21.119 --> 01:07:27.960
What about people changing, like celebrities
changing their names. I think if

878
01:07:27.960 --> 01:07:30.400
they have a stupid name, it
makes perfect sense. None of my business.

879
01:07:30.679 --> 01:07:34.199
I think if they have a stupid
name, it makes sense. Oh,

880
01:07:34.239 --> 01:07:40.440
Mark Saint Clair, like like Olivia
Wilde. Olivia Wilde's real last name

881
01:07:40.480 --> 01:07:45.039
is apparently Olivia Cockburn, So like
I I is it? Yeah, yeah,

882
01:07:45.239 --> 01:07:48.639
use that ship. Just like I'm
actually surprised that all the people like

883
01:07:48.719 --> 01:07:56.880
Marvin Gaye, like Bars Bruno,
Bars is Peter Hernandez. That's that's like

884
01:07:56.960 --> 01:08:02.039
tracks that track, it's like my
super intend That's totally like every other person

885
01:08:02.079 --> 01:08:04.519
that I went to high school with, Like so that tracks. You know,

886
01:08:04.599 --> 01:08:08.920
like if your name's Peter, it's
like that one fucking what was that

887
01:08:08.960 --> 01:08:13.360
one R and B singer fucking thinking
just by calling himself Miguel. I'm like,

888
01:08:13.599 --> 01:08:16.760
you're not name. You're not gonna
make it in America. You know,

889
01:08:16.840 --> 01:08:18.800
you can make it over like you
know what I'm saying, Like they'll

890
01:08:18.800 --> 01:08:21.039
probably give you some love, but
like, you're not gonna be an American

891
01:08:21.119 --> 01:08:26.960
R and B artist being named Miguel. It's just not smart marketing. It's

892
01:08:27.000 --> 01:08:32.319
stupid shoot yourself on the foot by
just being Okay, Well, so here's

893
01:08:32.319 --> 01:08:40.039
an interesting Katie. Katy Perry's real
name is Kate Hudson. Obviously, oh

894
01:08:40.079 --> 01:08:43.720
there's already Kate Hudson and that's right. So how do you feel about that

895
01:08:43.720 --> 01:08:45.760
being the reason why? Uh,
that makes perfect sense. I mean,

896
01:08:45.800 --> 01:08:50.520
like you don't want to that's gonna
be an SEO disaster, Like you know

897
01:08:50.560 --> 01:08:56.680
you woul't want to do that.
Joaquin Phoenix is Joaquin Bottom? Really?

898
01:08:57.000 --> 01:09:02.960
Are you serious? He's a bottom? Damn dude. His brother so his

899
01:09:03.039 --> 01:09:11.520
brother was River Bottom. That name
is Bottom? Really? Yeah? Yeah?

900
01:09:11.560 --> 01:09:15.079
Actually I knew. I knew who
else I know? Matt Mercer from

901
01:09:15.159 --> 01:09:17.600
Kirk his first his last name was
like Marks or something like that at first.

902
01:09:18.199 --> 01:09:20.680
Anytime you hear someone I'm a cool
last name, I know it's fake,

903
01:09:21.319 --> 01:09:25.359
like it's it's it was. It
was the other side of his family's

904
01:09:25.399 --> 01:09:27.560
name. That's it. It was
like the other side I'm gonna take there.

905
01:09:27.880 --> 01:09:30.840
There was because that yeah, yeah, yeah, Like anytime I hear

906
01:09:30.880 --> 01:09:33.920
like a cool like you know,
like they'll adopt it, like because because

907
01:09:33.920 --> 01:09:36.680
there's your mother's last name, right, Like my my father's last name is

908
01:09:36.720 --> 01:09:43.439
Jackson, I get it. Kingson
crazy Jackson was my father's last name,

909
01:09:44.000 --> 01:09:46.720
kings and Jackson. That's It's a
weird name I could have taken. I

910
01:09:46.720 --> 01:09:49.680
could have taken my grandma's name too, because the last name is either Floyd

911
01:09:49.760 --> 01:09:54.840
or Santiago. What the fuck is
it? What? What is your real

912
01:09:54.920 --> 01:09:57.760
last name. What is that one
related? My grandma my grandmother. So

913
01:09:58.319 --> 01:10:03.520
what happens is my grandmother was married
before my grandfather. Uh huh, so

914
01:10:03.560 --> 01:10:08.960
she was a Jamison before she was
no, she was a a Floy beforehand.

915
01:10:09.119 --> 01:10:13.760
Her was born to Floy. Her
other side was Santiago. Then she

916
01:10:13.960 --> 01:10:18.359
had Graham. Then Jamison was married
two times, so a lot of names.

917
01:10:18.680 --> 01:10:23.279
So then you chose a lot of
man. Santiago would have been dope.

918
01:10:23.520 --> 01:10:29.079
That sounds like pussy getting name Ciago. What I had to explain so

919
01:10:29.159 --> 01:10:33.079
much more money being Latino than I
am. Now changed her name Darky to

920
01:10:33.119 --> 01:10:36.800
be one of us. Really,
it was like, no kings in Santiago

921
01:10:36.880 --> 01:10:41.640
is a good name. That's that's
a really solid one. Thiago, what

922
01:10:42.039 --> 01:10:44.840
is it? Do you guys know
Jamie Fox's real name? I want you

923
01:10:44.880 --> 01:10:56.600
to get name dog. That's so
stupid. That's so stupid. I think

924
01:10:56.640 --> 01:11:09.840
you're fined dog with G Jamie Yeah, like Snoop DOGG and them do it

925
01:11:10.399 --> 01:11:13.079
like that's where they got it from. They stole from him, Like I

926
01:11:13.159 --> 01:11:16.000
like that, I like, I
like, yeah, I think it's James

927
01:11:16.439 --> 01:11:24.359
Foxworthy. Jamison Foxworthy is his name? Jamison Foxworthy his real name is fucking

928
01:11:24.560 --> 01:11:30.920
Eric. Really, yeah, Eric, such a Jamie. You know that's

929
01:11:30.920 --> 01:11:36.279
bullshit. But Eric Bishop. Maybe
because there's a there's a wrestling promoter with

930
01:11:36.319 --> 01:11:41.760
a similar name, Eric Bischoff.
He was like, he made a fucking

931
01:11:42.000 --> 01:11:45.239
w c W when they were whooping
the w w's ass back in the day,

932
01:11:45.239 --> 01:11:46.600
when they're a w W. F
right, So Eric Bischoff. Maybe

933
01:11:46.600 --> 01:11:50.000
it's like, ah, that's too
similar, that's too similar. I'm Jimmy

934
01:11:50.000 --> 01:11:57.640
Fox. Ashton's real name is Chris. What the hell is that? What?

935
01:11:57.880 --> 01:12:00.840
No? Really? I thought it's
wait, his middle name, his

936
01:12:00.880 --> 01:12:04.920
middle name is Ashton Chris. Okay, I don't know. Chris Cutcher sounds

937
01:12:04.960 --> 01:12:10.199
like a pretty cools. I hate
to be honest, I hate Yeah.

938
01:12:10.239 --> 01:12:13.600
I guess you're right, but Chris
Cutcher rolls off the tongue though it really

939
01:12:13.640 --> 01:12:18.439
does it does? Ashton? Is
this a I'm sorry that I think that

940
01:12:18.600 --> 01:12:27.159
is objectively the widest name on earth? Ashton Tanner Hunters. Wow, damn.

941
01:12:27.239 --> 01:12:32.680
Can you imagine having that name?
Like you're a ghost and Sebastian Sebastian,

942
01:12:32.720 --> 01:12:41.720
that's that's like a ghost named Sebastian
because their parents wanted to help them

943
01:12:41.760 --> 01:12:45.159
out I feel like it's kind of
a It could be I don't know,

944
01:12:45.319 --> 01:12:48.399
it could be a helper or hindrance. I think Sebastian's kind of like in

945
01:12:48.439 --> 01:12:53.239
the middle. You have that stupid
crab or lobster whatever it was, and

946
01:12:53.279 --> 01:12:57.720
then you have you have Sebastian.
Box say that from Sebastian is the most

947
01:12:57.760 --> 01:13:00.880
famous Jamaican character in media. Don't
just act them like that? Alright?

948
01:13:01.760 --> 01:13:06.800
What does that say to you?
Brother? That's all. He's more famous

949
01:13:06.800 --> 01:13:14.680
than Sebastian the Lobster craft. Sebastian's
the most famous Jamaican Reaper Grim is not

950
01:13:14.720 --> 01:13:19.640
more famous as Batchian. I'm sorry, Chris Grim famous he is not Chris,

951
01:13:19.920 --> 01:13:28.279
he is not. He is not
the most famous Jamaican ever. Talking

952
01:13:28.279 --> 01:13:40.039
about those Disney remakes of fucking Adventures
and Seastian was more well known than Bob

953
01:13:40.119 --> 01:13:45.239
Marley, wouldn't that be insane?
He definitely is a pocket. It's like

954
01:13:45.560 --> 01:13:48.560
I mean, the children, it's
not it wouldn't wouldn't be out of pocket.

955
01:13:48.560 --> 01:13:51.399
That's definitely. Bob Marley was singing. He's like he's doing Conscience in

956
01:13:51.399 --> 01:13:56.800
America and the people are booing him
and saying brings sound like Sebastian. Bring

957
01:13:56.840 --> 01:14:01.720
out Sebastian, you fraud. Bring
out the fucking crab lots or whatever whatever

958
01:14:01.800 --> 01:14:05.399
that thing is. Because like when
you look at love, when you look

959
01:14:05.439 --> 01:14:15.600
at shut up, nigga, shut
up. Imagine he just gave up.

960
01:14:15.640 --> 01:14:18.119
Though at a certain point he was
like fine. Bob Marley comes out.

961
01:14:18.159 --> 01:14:31.239
He's like the glasses on the way
he did super passing out, like the

962
01:14:31.239 --> 01:14:38.760
Groopies and ship that is yeah.
One guy screams sol out. He almost

963
01:14:38.840 --> 01:14:50.000
involves, Bro, he just gets
loaded the older You don't even know the

964
01:14:50.039 --> 01:14:58.119
words. People are chewing on their
own mouth, Bro, you know their

965
01:14:58.199 --> 01:15:01.600
own team. There are people,
there are people in the audience. There

966
01:15:01.600 --> 01:15:20.960
are people in the audience who are
tearing themselves in half up. This is

967
01:15:21.039 --> 01:15:29.640
the disrespectful I've been to my own
culture ever. Thank you. I'm always

968
01:15:29.720 --> 01:15:34.760
green the way the old chat floor. Bring out a poop, bring out

969
01:15:34.760 --> 01:15:41.880
a pool, bring out this is
the most insane constant and human history.

970
01:15:45.560 --> 01:15:50.399
Bob Barley and Sebaster The crab is
fucked. You just sitting in the crowd

971
01:15:50.479 --> 01:15:54.760
looking around like what, Bro?
What am I? Why? Why am

972
01:15:54.800 --> 01:16:00.199
I? Why are people passing out
and dying? What is it? It's

973
01:16:00.239 --> 01:16:10.439
like a It's like Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson are literally people are literally kermiting.

974
01:16:10.640 --> 01:16:19.760
They're like Kermit waving ship. You
watch someone die, someone legitimately dies

975
01:16:19.920 --> 01:16:26.239
next to you. They die and
they fall on the ground and then they

976
01:16:26.239 --> 01:16:30.960
start like disappeared, they like despawn
or or they die. Have you ever

977
01:16:31.000 --> 01:16:39.319
seen have you ever seen the uh
the brad Pitton word war Z movie where

978
01:16:39.359 --> 01:16:43.159
they died and their body starts doing
those weird twitches. Those are really weird,

979
01:16:43.199 --> 01:16:48.800
like internal remember and they remember that? Do you guys remember that movie?

980
01:16:48.800 --> 01:16:54.720
Do you remember the guy who ran
immediately? No, he didn't know.

981
01:16:54.760 --> 01:17:00.319
He ran up a ramp and then
fell and shot himself watching that,

982
01:17:00.439 --> 01:17:03.560
dude, damn, I need this. I didn't. I didn't actually watch

983
01:17:03.560 --> 01:17:06.960
that movie. Actually, gay as
fucked. It's not very it's not very

984
01:17:08.039 --> 01:17:10.000
good. Just and that scene is
funny, but like you don't have to

985
01:17:10.000 --> 01:17:14.479
watch the all. Anyway, Let's
move on. We got uh four more

986
01:17:14.720 --> 01:17:16.000
we can we can run through these
pretty yeah, let's do it. Let's

987
01:17:16.079 --> 01:17:20.159
let's keep this a little little lie. I gotta I got some I gotta

988
01:17:20.159 --> 01:17:25.359
pick up my fucking you know a
little earlier than a little a little bit

989
01:17:25.359 --> 01:17:29.479
earlier than usual. All right,
Yeah, well I don't want to die,

990
01:17:29.479 --> 01:17:34.479
all right, go ahead, all
right? So uh, Calandro sucks

991
01:17:34.520 --> 01:17:38.239
toes already. He says, Hello
gang, first time Patreon Gang, longtime

992
01:17:38.319 --> 01:17:42.760
viewers since episode zero, Welcome aboard
man. My question to you, guys,

993
01:17:43.439 --> 01:17:46.479
any funny stories when smoking the Devil's
Lettuce I smoked for the first time

994
01:17:46.479 --> 01:17:49.279
at my buddy's place. After the
session, I constantly said I love you

995
01:17:49.359 --> 01:17:51.600
to my girlfriend when I came home. That's not funny, by the way,

996
01:17:53.600 --> 01:17:57.399
funny because he's like one of those
Andrew Tape people, like you disrespect

997
01:17:57.439 --> 01:18:00.840
women at all times. You always
disrespect women to play. And then he

998
01:18:00.880 --> 01:18:04.399
said, I love you and disrespect
women in play chess. I can't.

999
01:18:05.079 --> 01:18:09.279
I can't with you. I care
not with you. Isn't that fucking like

1000
01:18:09.520 --> 01:18:14.199
isn't that his entire thing? Like
you just I always disrespect women in play

1001
01:18:14.319 --> 01:18:17.359
chess. You just need to just
you gotta just you gotta you gotta make

1002
01:18:17.359 --> 01:18:20.319
sure you take out the king and
then you fucking slap your woman. You

1003
01:18:20.439 --> 01:18:24.079
let her know his boss. And
then I was like, oh, okay,

1004
01:18:24.119 --> 01:18:27.079
that's good advice. I guess it's
better than you've gotta be your wife

1005
01:18:27.119 --> 01:18:30.800
every day. You have to be
every single day in your room. It's

1006
01:18:30.800 --> 01:18:33.520
better than fucking the tall rules of
being a dumb piece of ship or whatever

1007
01:18:33.840 --> 01:18:38.119
what is it called. I don't
remember. I don't think that's what it

1008
01:18:38.239 --> 01:18:44.359
was, but I think you're probably
on the right track the dumb pieces.

1009
01:18:45.119 --> 01:18:49.399
I don't hate you. I hate
you, dude, I hate you.

1010
01:18:49.800 --> 01:18:55.079
I really don't like you. Bro. Sorry, I'm I'm sorry. I'm

1011
01:18:55.119 --> 01:18:58.479
releasing some fucking I had a bad
morning. I had a bad fucking morning.

1012
01:18:59.000 --> 01:19:01.399
Fucking my doctor is are fucking wilding
out, and I just got energy

1013
01:19:01.439 --> 01:19:08.560
to release the twelve being a dub
piece of ship. All right, all

1014
01:19:08.600 --> 01:19:12.119
right, all right, you read
thouldn't you. I'd read it fucking cover

1015
01:19:12.199 --> 01:19:21.800
to cover, Bro easily weed stories. I think the only one that I

1016
01:19:21.840 --> 01:19:29.800
can remember really was accidentally eating seven
pot brownies at one of the first get

1017
01:19:29.840 --> 01:19:35.880
togethers I had in California. Yeah, Chris, like brownies are like like

1018
01:19:36.159 --> 01:19:40.960
like like a normal like you know, like those squares, those bigger ones,

1019
01:19:42.279 --> 01:19:45.760
I mean they were like small squares. I guess like they were.

1020
01:19:45.119 --> 01:19:49.439
That's better because I like that's it, like maybe like maybe like no,

1021
01:19:49.520 --> 01:19:55.359
that's that's a that's like a normal
size brownie, like seven of those.

1022
01:19:55.479 --> 01:20:00.479
Like that sounds like, how did
you, dude? We were all we

1023
01:20:00.479 --> 01:20:01.680
didn't so I didn't. I knew
there were prop mondis, but it was

1024
01:20:01.680 --> 01:20:04.920
like I was like, I'm gonna
eat one whatever. And then I remember

1025
01:20:04.960 --> 01:20:08.199
getting home. We were all in
the house. It's back when I the

1026
01:20:08.199 --> 01:20:11.520
living room in the apart in Glendale
and I walked this room was like,

1027
01:20:11.600 --> 01:20:14.479
yo, dude, I'm so high, it's crazy. And Chris turned to

1028
01:20:14.520 --> 01:20:17.199
me and he looked like remember so
a spongeob when he was like inside the

1029
01:20:17.239 --> 01:20:23.479
house all day and he he was
like like a goblin. Chris looked at

1030
01:20:23.560 --> 01:20:26.880
me and I didn't see Chris.
I saw like a greacher. And I

1031
01:20:26.960 --> 01:20:30.159
was like and he was like,
yam, I'm sick, dude, He's

1032
01:20:30.199 --> 01:20:34.319
a wet sick. We were high
well into the morning, well into that

1033
01:20:34.439 --> 01:20:39.359
morning, dude. Yeah. I
remember specifically because it was one of the

1034
01:20:39.359 --> 01:20:44.199
first times that I had been It
was one of my first real like times

1035
01:20:44.239 --> 01:20:46.439
socializing as an adult on my own
out here. So I was like at

1036
01:20:46.479 --> 01:20:48.880
our friend Joe's house. He had
a party with all these people that like

1037
01:20:48.880 --> 01:20:51.520
I had only like known for like
maybe like a few weeks at that point,

1038
01:20:51.840 --> 01:20:54.920
starting a new life out here,
and I was like, all right,

1039
01:20:54.960 --> 01:20:58.119
yeah, whatever. It's like there's
people bring stuff to the party or

1040
01:20:58.119 --> 01:21:00.880
whatever. And I had not really
been a smoker at all prior to this,

1041
01:21:01.039 --> 01:21:04.760
or a drinker before. Like I
just didn't really do that shit at

1042
01:21:04.800 --> 01:21:09.039
all. So I got to this
party and then they brought there's a bunch

1043
01:21:09.039 --> 01:21:13.439
of food there, and I'm eating
and here are these brownies and I'm like,

1044
01:21:13.520 --> 01:21:15.199
I have one, and I'm like, oh, they taste a little

1045
01:21:15.239 --> 01:21:18.439
weird. But like my assumption immediately
was like, oh, California, maybe

1046
01:21:18.479 --> 01:21:21.960
they're vegan. That was my assumption. It was like, maybe there's like

1047
01:21:23.199 --> 01:21:25.760
and I was technically right, there's
a plant in the brownies, but like

1048
01:21:25.760 --> 01:21:28.800
I just assumed, like, oh, I don't know, fucking vegan brownies,

1049
01:21:29.439 --> 01:21:31.279
you know, gluten for I don't
know, maybe there's some dietary thing

1050
01:21:31.319 --> 01:21:34.239
that's making these taste weird. Whatever. So I had one, I had

1051
01:21:34.239 --> 01:21:38.479
two. I had three, and
they were really good, and I was

1052
01:21:38.520 --> 01:21:42.199
fucking hungry, so I had two
more. I had five, and then

1053
01:21:42.520 --> 01:21:44.800
I went to grab my sixth one
and somebody was like, hey, how

1054
01:21:44.840 --> 01:21:46.319
many of those have you had?
And I said, well, like five.

1055
01:21:46.600 --> 01:21:48.359
He's like, you know, the
days have weeded him right, And

1056
01:21:48.399 --> 01:21:53.840
I'm like, oh, but I
was like, I don't really feel anything,

1057
01:21:53.880 --> 01:21:56.960
so there must not be a lot. So whatever, I had two

1058
01:21:57.039 --> 01:22:02.640
more and then I got home because
I didn't understand I didn't understand like how

1059
01:22:02.720 --> 01:22:08.680
much it, like how much like
the idea of dosages as far as like

1060
01:22:08.760 --> 01:22:11.239
weed or like being high, like
I didn't understand them. I figured,

1061
01:22:11.239 --> 01:22:14.479
like, if I wasn't feeling anything
now after five, what would two more?

1062
01:22:14.600 --> 01:22:16.399
Like two more is probably not gonna
make a difference, or maybe I

1063
01:22:16.399 --> 01:22:19.359
figured, like two more is gonna
make me high? Actually, is how

1064
01:22:19.359 --> 01:22:26.720
I'm feeling about it, Like I
don't know no more. Yeah, I

1065
01:22:26.720 --> 01:22:29.680
don't remember much about what happened afterwards, but I do remember. I have

1066
01:22:29.720 --> 01:22:35.439
a very vivid memory of lying down
on my carpet in my room staring at

1067
01:22:35.439 --> 01:22:45.600
my light, like staring at the
light and laughing because the lights looked sharp

1068
01:22:45.760 --> 01:22:50.560
to me, and I I don't
know why that was funny. I don't

1069
01:22:50.600 --> 01:22:55.239
know why. I don't even know
how that makes sense, but it's what

1070
01:22:55.319 --> 01:22:59.199
I it's it's what I thought at
the time. And then I woke up

1071
01:22:59.239 --> 01:23:02.000
the next day kind of high still, but all things considered, I'm surprised

1072
01:23:02.000 --> 01:23:08.880
that I'm surprised that didn't kill me. Yeah, I'm assuming that there wasn't

1073
01:23:08.880 --> 01:23:12.119
that many milligrams of it in there. First and foremost, though, like

1074
01:23:12.159 --> 01:23:17.439
the problematic NAT, some fucking dipshit
leaving weed brownies with all the other food,

1075
01:23:17.880 --> 01:23:20.520
Like that person should be stomped out, like this is not that's just

1076
01:23:20.560 --> 01:23:25.960
not. Everyone there knew. Everyone
knew there knew it was weed brownies.

1077
01:23:26.119 --> 01:23:29.199
The problem is, I think Chris
came in after. I think even even

1078
01:23:29.319 --> 01:23:31.880
so, you don't you don't put
them together with all the food. You

1079
01:23:31.920 --> 01:23:36.560
just don't for that specific reason.
You just don't do that. There your

1080
01:23:36.680 --> 01:23:43.520
drugs are separated from your other fucking
edibles, uh, because that's just not

1081
01:23:43.560 --> 01:23:45.600
how. That's just not how.
First of all, I don't even like,

1082
01:23:45.800 --> 01:23:47.760
I don't like bringing drugs to a
party anyway. I don't think that's

1083
01:23:47.800 --> 01:23:50.359
like really, that's just not my
type of party, Like people have their

1084
01:23:50.359 --> 01:23:56.079
own drugs. And then I it
just there's so many me being from California,

1085
01:23:56.159 --> 01:24:00.439
the amount of horror stories I fucking
hear about people ode because shit like

1086
01:24:00.439 --> 01:24:03.600
this not on weed but just other
drugs. Yeah. Yeah, it's just

1087
01:24:03.640 --> 01:24:08.439
it's just it happens, like in
this scenario where people are unaware happened.

1088
01:24:09.680 --> 01:24:11.600
So it's one of those things where
I'm like, ah, like but you

1089
01:24:11.640 --> 01:24:14.399
know, luckily it was just weed
and it won't kill you. Like,

1090
01:24:14.720 --> 01:24:16.680
yeah, that was that was just. That was really. I mean I

1091
01:24:16.680 --> 01:24:19.399
was like twenty two, twenty three, probably not even at that point,

1092
01:24:19.439 --> 01:24:24.600
like that was what twenty You were
there, right, Kingston? Yeah,

1093
01:24:24.600 --> 01:24:26.640
I was there. I was twenty
two. I was still twenty two,

1094
01:24:26.680 --> 01:24:30.279
so you're still twenty two. Yeah. So yeah, so I mean it

1095
01:24:30.319 --> 01:24:31.640
was pretty, it was pretty.
It was a pretty long time ago.

1096
01:24:32.119 --> 01:24:36.479
Yeah. I didn't necessarily, I
wasn't super comfortable, so I didn't even

1097
01:24:36.520 --> 01:24:44.079
feel good asking people like what was
what do you remember? I'm a it's

1098
01:24:44.079 --> 01:24:46.680
a very different person. Do you
remember when it started to kick in?

1099
01:24:49.199 --> 01:24:54.520
No, I that night is gone. Yeah, Like, I do not

1100
01:24:54.640 --> 01:24:58.000
remember why that party took place.
I do. I only remember like one

1101
01:24:58.039 --> 01:25:00.640
or two people that was even there. I don't remember how I got home.

1102
01:25:00.760 --> 01:25:03.840
I don't remember. I don't remember
anything. I just remember laying down

1103
01:25:03.840 --> 01:25:05.720
on my floor when I got home, staring at the light laughing at how

1104
01:25:05.720 --> 01:25:11.119
sharp it was and being confused,
and then falling asleep and I slept so

1105
01:25:11.159 --> 01:25:14.560
good. Yeah, that's the only
story that I can really bro You were,

1106
01:25:14.640 --> 01:25:18.439
you are gone. You are gone
with your sleep. You are sleeping

1107
01:25:19.279 --> 01:25:24.199
hard. The only thing I hate
about sleep smoking weed is about smoking weed

1108
01:25:24.239 --> 01:25:27.800
is that one I have really intense
dreams about nothing. So I wake up

1109
01:25:27.880 --> 01:25:30.000
like sweating, and I'm like,
what did I dream about? And it

1110
01:25:30.039 --> 01:25:32.680
was just nothing. It was like
lying down. It was just like I

1111
01:25:32.720 --> 01:25:39.000
had an intense lying down session and
I'm sweating. I I literally can't stand

1112
01:25:39.039 --> 01:25:42.199
smoking anymore now, Like in my
current adult self, I refuse a smoke

1113
01:25:42.239 --> 01:25:46.520
wheed. I can't do it.
I was never really smoking the first time,

1114
01:25:46.760 --> 01:25:51.399
like peer pressure. It was peer
press drunk a ship at a party

1115
01:25:51.439 --> 01:25:57.920
and my friend wouldn't take no for
an answer and or whatever, and I

1116
01:25:57.920 --> 01:26:03.119
think, yeah, just I guess
that is pretty normally crazy. Only I

1117
01:26:03.159 --> 01:26:05.960
think the only reason, I think, the only reason I even started at

1118
01:26:06.000 --> 01:26:12.279
all, I really had no interest
or intent to start smoking weed at all.

1119
01:26:12.760 --> 01:26:15.600
I think still to this day,
I've smoked weed like in an in

1120
01:26:15.760 --> 01:26:19.840
joint form, probably like fewer than
probably fewer than thirty times. Fewer than

1121
01:26:19.880 --> 01:26:23.199
twenty times for sure. Yeah,
I think few. I think maybe,

1122
01:26:23.199 --> 01:26:26.159
like, I don't know, like
maybe fifteen times. Same like probably I

1123
01:26:26.159 --> 01:26:29.000
would say fewer than twenty as well. I haven't smoked weed that much.

1124
01:26:29.520 --> 01:26:31.800
I've only done edibles twice, but
both times are awful. Five I've done

1125
01:26:31.880 --> 01:26:34.920
edibles a ton. Yeah, they
don't edibles. Edibles I like. I

1126
01:26:34.960 --> 01:26:42.279
hate edible. They don't sneak up
on me way more my thing. My

1127
01:26:42.800 --> 01:26:45.840
edibles have to be activated. Well, one of the the two times they're

1128
01:26:45.880 --> 01:26:50.479
activated by having regular food afterwards,
where I had an entire brownie, I

1129
01:26:50.520 --> 01:26:54.199
was fine, I drank some beers
and I'm like, I don't feel anything.

1130
01:26:54.239 --> 01:26:57.119
This is bullshit. Went to Denny's
later on in the night, and

1131
01:26:57.119 --> 01:26:59.600
when I took a bite of my
burger, you know, and it started

1132
01:26:59.600 --> 01:27:02.560
going into my stomach. That's when
liftoff happened. While I'm at Denny's,

1133
01:27:03.079 --> 01:27:09.359
I was like, what fuck?
And then same deal with my my supervisor

1134
01:27:09.479 --> 01:27:13.680
for my my job that I shouldn't
have my accounting job. He gave me

1135
01:27:13.720 --> 01:27:16.479
a weed jolly rancher while I was
on the job, and then same thing

1136
01:27:16.520 --> 01:27:19.399
at my lunch. I went to
the Greek place next door, got some

1137
01:27:19.479 --> 01:27:26.239
fries and then fucking tunnel vision.
I started freaking out my my friend like

1138
01:27:26.279 --> 01:27:28.439
I'm like, bro, I told
him like, dude, I think I'm

1139
01:27:28.439 --> 01:27:30.640
gonna pass. I was like,
nah, dude, just sit down,

1140
01:27:30.079 --> 01:27:33.199
Just sit down, because I was
just like looking at everyone like it looked

1141
01:27:33.199 --> 01:27:35.439
like I was looking through like a
spyglass. And I'm like, dude,

1142
01:27:35.479 --> 01:27:39.640
I'm gonna speak. I'm gonna pass
off for sure. He's like just going

1143
01:27:39.840 --> 01:27:44.880
down. I think I'm gonna I
think I'm dying. I still want to.

1144
01:27:44.960 --> 01:27:45.439
I was like, fuck, I'm
at work. I don't want like

1145
01:27:45.479 --> 01:27:48.640
the bo like the supervisor was just
a redneck piece of ship, but the

1146
01:27:49.079 --> 01:27:51.279
main boss. I was like,
I can't let him see me like this,

1147
01:27:51.760 --> 01:27:57.760
Like I got scared. You can't
see me this high so embarrassing.

1148
01:27:59.520 --> 01:28:00.600
Yeah, I really had no one
to I would. We were at I

1149
01:28:00.600 --> 01:28:02.239
don't know. I think the first
time I was like I was at a

1150
01:28:02.239 --> 01:28:05.439
party and then this girl that I
kind of had a crush on was like,

1151
01:28:05.439 --> 01:28:09.000
hey, you want to smoke.
I was like yes, yes.

1152
01:28:09.399 --> 01:28:11.600
It was like I know I didn't
want to smoke. Literally, I'll do

1153
01:28:11.840 --> 01:28:15.920
literally anything you ever asked me to
I will do anything you asked me to

1154
01:28:16.960 --> 01:28:20.520
my best friends here, I'll kill
them for you. If you show me

1155
01:28:20.640 --> 01:28:27.199
one nip, I will slaughter them. That's crazy. It wasn't that,

1156
01:28:27.399 --> 01:28:29.600
dude, It wasn't that insane.
I was just like, oh, this

1157
01:28:29.640 --> 01:28:33.600
is a good opportunity to talk to
this, But it wasn't that fucking do

1158
01:28:33.720 --> 01:28:38.520
it. But then I didn't know
how to do it, so I choked

1159
01:28:38.520 --> 01:28:44.800
it as the worst mistake ever.
Show me, baby, show me,

1160
01:28:44.800 --> 01:28:47.600
show me how smoke baby. You
see that get over there, that that

1161
01:28:47.680 --> 01:28:54.359
dumb black get over there, I'll
slit his throat for you. Imagine saying

1162
01:28:54.439 --> 01:28:59.119
that to someone just that you've known
for like a few weeks, that you

1163
01:28:59.279 --> 01:29:03.159
just kind of like, you see
that dumb black kid over there, I'll

1164
01:29:03.239 --> 01:29:14.000
kill him for you. You commit
you hard, hard, so hot,

1165
01:29:14.560 --> 01:29:17.560
and then you're like fucking now murdering
a bunch of people for a nipple.

1166
01:29:18.199 --> 01:29:23.119
Hm, that's crazy. I don't
eve think I would get up. It

1167
01:29:23.239 --> 01:29:29.199
just shows you just the wasn't killed
a little top of the nipple f scene

1168
01:29:29.239 --> 01:29:31.439
wasn't killed. He was rapt into
heaven. Hello schizo demons. If Keith

1169
01:29:31.479 --> 01:29:36.600
David shows up on the podcast.
If Heith David shows up on the podcast,

1170
01:29:36.600 --> 01:29:41.840
that is legally your last episode.
What will be your individual plans post

1171
01:29:41.960 --> 01:29:45.119
Snark Tank. We'll just starting to
start another show. It's just it's the

1172
01:29:45.159 --> 01:29:48.720
show, but it's not called snark
We just yeah, probably we'd have to

1173
01:29:48.920 --> 01:29:51.840
we'd have to end Stark Tank.
We'll figure out I don't know, we'll

1174
01:29:51.840 --> 01:29:55.600
figure out some better name. We're
not gonna tell you our ideas for it,

1175
01:29:55.640 --> 01:30:02.159
because then you'll just take your rabbit
fu rabbit idiot bitch slaming your neck

1176
01:30:02.199 --> 01:30:10.920
as hard as I can. Anyway, Snapple owns you who wrote in He

1177
01:30:10.960 --> 01:30:14.560
says, greetings, boys, what's
the worst thing? What is the worst

1178
01:30:14.640 --> 01:30:17.039
thing you've ever participated in? During
middle school? For me, it was

1179
01:30:17.079 --> 01:30:21.159
when during a large nerve battle at
our church's youth group, one of the

1180
01:30:21.239 --> 01:30:25.479
kids had a mental breakdown and began
to walk in a big loop around the

1181
01:30:25.479 --> 01:30:30.159
building and was unresponsive. Nobody asked
if he was okay, not even the

1182
01:30:30.279 --> 01:30:34.119
church members running the event. Some
of us battled around him like a payload

1183
01:30:34.199 --> 01:30:40.279
card t F two. That is
fucking crazy. He's just like an environmental

1184
01:30:40.319 --> 01:30:47.640
hazard. That is madness. That
is madness. This kid church for you,

1185
01:30:47.760 --> 01:30:54.760
man, like, yeah, whatever, yeah, you we'll pray for

1186
01:30:54.840 --> 01:30:58.760
him. Yeah, I may,
I may pray for him. I'm I'm

1187
01:30:59.119 --> 01:31:03.399
maybe pray pray for him. Just
dumb. I may pray dumb kid send

1188
01:31:03.479 --> 01:31:06.640
him to hell. Yeah, I
don't know if I have anything. I

1189
01:31:06.680 --> 01:31:11.279
don't have anything, Like middle school
is so long ago at this point that

1190
01:31:11.399 --> 01:31:15.840
like, I don't if there were
things like this, No way in hell

1191
01:31:15.960 --> 01:31:18.199
I can remember. I guess,
like the only thing that I could think

1192
01:31:18.239 --> 01:31:21.479
of. And I told I've told
this story before. It's what I convinced.

1193
01:31:21.840 --> 01:31:25.000
Is when I convinced that kid,
who was like a couple of grades

1194
01:31:25.039 --> 01:31:28.520
younger than me, that I was
an alien and that I was getting ready

1195
01:31:28.560 --> 01:31:31.680
to destroy the earth. Yeah that's
badass. And he really believed it.

1196
01:31:31.800 --> 01:31:39.319
And he was so scared kid,
so scary, dumbest toast and man,

1197
01:31:41.119 --> 01:31:43.760
yeah yeah, I think his name
was Derek too. But it was like

1198
01:31:43.800 --> 01:31:53.439
the normal normal, Yeah normal,
you know what I mean? It is

1199
01:31:55.279 --> 01:32:00.359
you're the abnormal. Say what you
mean? Yeah? Don't. People don't

1200
01:32:00.399 --> 01:32:02.880
normally spell it. That would be
like if somebody spelled their name Chris with

1201
01:32:02.920 --> 01:32:05.239
a K. It's like that's not
the normal way to spell Chris. It's

1202
01:32:05.239 --> 01:32:08.319
a fine way to spell Chris,
but it's not the normal. I actually

1203
01:32:08.359 --> 01:32:15.239
disagree. I don't think it's fine
at all. I think that's psychotic and

1204
01:32:15.279 --> 01:32:17.239
you're gonna end up a fucking murderer. Like that's what I feel like.

1205
01:32:17.399 --> 01:32:23.479
Murderers are born by parents making dumb
decisions like that. Yeah, decisions makes

1206
01:32:25.159 --> 01:32:29.079
I really, I truly believe,
Like, like it's always how come the

1207
01:32:29.600 --> 01:32:31.439
a fucking chicken from the South named
Bertha? How come she's fat as fuck?

1208
01:32:31.720 --> 01:32:35.359
How come people named Simon happen to
get into the sciences? How come

1209
01:32:35.399 --> 01:32:39.640
fucking people that have two names sticks
together? I'll end up being psychopaths.

1210
01:32:39.680 --> 01:32:44.840
Like it's just you're twisting their fucking
minds. Man, stop it stop.

1211
01:32:45.039 --> 01:32:47.840
Just don't give them a name.
Yeah, that killing people? You're killing

1212
01:32:47.840 --> 01:32:50.800
people. How do you, like, how would you address them? Like

1213
01:32:50.800 --> 01:32:56.239
like untitled you? Hey? You? What do you? What do you

1214
01:32:56.279 --> 01:33:04.920
do? Hey? I've ever thought
about that? Are you required by law

1215
01:33:04.960 --> 01:33:11.760
to name people? Like that sounds
like a stupid question At the same time,

1216
01:33:11.880 --> 01:33:13.880
I don't know. Yeah, Like
if you have a kid, you

1217
01:33:13.920 --> 01:33:16.920
can't not name him? Huh?
Is that? Is that? Like?

1218
01:33:17.119 --> 01:33:25.119
Really? Like because you have to
and apparently is there because somebody said there

1219
01:33:25.159 --> 01:33:28.159
was no laws against naming them a
slur? But is that true? I

1220
01:33:28.199 --> 01:33:34.199
mean, I mean I'm in a
bad word like like is that like somebody

1221
01:33:34.199 --> 01:33:36.159
told me that I never looked it
up because I was too lazy, that

1222
01:33:36.239 --> 01:33:40.960
like, there was no rules against
If you want to name your kid fuck,

1223
01:33:41.840 --> 01:33:45.600
I think you could. That sounds
wrong, that doesn't sound like correct

1224
01:33:45.640 --> 01:33:49.039
to me. But at the same
time, I feel like nobody is that

1225
01:33:49.119 --> 01:33:54.000
insane enough to do it, So
that's why it's never happened. Right,

1226
01:33:54.359 --> 01:34:01.319
Let's see, let's see can he
bothering having a son? Having a kid

1227
01:34:01.800 --> 01:34:06.119
like putting against like you're about to
You're making this big choice and you're you're

1228
01:34:06.119 --> 01:34:11.880
putting your wife through hell and then
offer a fucking joke? Right? What

1229
01:34:12.000 --> 01:34:17.199
is? What is? Uh?
Guess what the number one auto completion in

1230
01:34:17.279 --> 01:34:21.319
Google is? Can I name my
kid? Blank? Guess what the name

1231
01:34:21.439 --> 01:34:30.760
is? No? Good guess though, think more autistic sonic close. Sorry

1232
01:34:30.760 --> 01:34:35.600
I should have sad autistics, but
just think more termally online. Uh can

1233
01:34:35.640 --> 01:34:42.600
I name Uhlon? You guys are
so you were closer with the with the

1234
01:34:43.159 --> 01:34:47.119
cartoon character kind of Oh? Can
I name my son? SpongeBob. That's

1235
01:34:47.199 --> 01:34:51.000
cool. Yeah, I mean,
you definitely could. But it's Shrek.

1236
01:34:51.039 --> 01:34:56.520
It's Shrek. It's Shrek. It
autocompleted. That is fucking wild. I

1237
01:34:56.600 --> 01:35:00.880
wonder how many Shreks there are.
There must be at least two Shreks.

1238
01:35:01.960 --> 01:35:08.279
There must be there must be minimum
at least two Shreks living in the US

1239
01:35:08.279 --> 01:35:10.720
today. How many Shreks are they? How many Shreks are there in the

1240
01:35:10.800 --> 01:35:18.720
US. How many Shreks are currently
walking around right now? How many Shreks.

1241
01:35:18.560 --> 01:35:26.680
It's just it's just how many Shrek
movies? How many How is anyone

1242
01:35:27.159 --> 01:35:36.199
named Shrek? What? No?
Come on, that's so disappointing. There's

1243
01:35:36.239 --> 01:35:41.720
no Shrek. There's no there's no
like Shrek. Bryan's Well, so here's

1244
01:35:41.720 --> 01:35:44.359
the summary. Here's the summary according
to My Name Statistics, which is like,

1245
01:35:44.359 --> 01:35:45.920
I don't know who the fuck knows
how valid this is. Shrek is

1246
01:35:46.000 --> 01:35:56.960
ranked two hundred and sixty eight nine
and sixteenth most popular name given in the

1247
01:35:57.039 --> 01:36:04.840
United States, with an estimated population
of five. This name is in the

1248
01:36:04.840 --> 01:36:10.119
first percentile. This means that nearly
ninety nine percent of all first names are

1249
01:36:10.159 --> 01:36:16.359
more popular, and there are there
are zero point zero people named Shrek.

1250
01:36:16.680 --> 01:36:21.680
For every one hundred thousand Americans,
this name is used most often as a

1251
01:36:21.800 --> 01:36:27.479
last name ninety percent of the time, based on the analysis of one hundred

1252
01:36:27.560 --> 01:36:30.600
years worth of data from the Social
Security Administration. So people change their last

1253
01:36:30.680 --> 01:36:35.880
name to Shrek. Is that what
they're saying? They used their as as

1254
01:36:35.920 --> 01:36:41.600
the last name. Is that what
that you said? Yeah? How the

1255
01:36:41.680 --> 01:36:46.640
fuck? Oh? Summary the race? What the fuck? The race?

1256
01:36:47.039 --> 01:36:54.560
Fuck? Sorry? The race and
Hispanic origin distribution of the people with the

1257
01:36:54.680 --> 01:36:59.640
name Shrek is forty percent White,
one point three percent is Hispanic origin,

1258
01:37:00.159 --> 01:37:04.159
seventeen point four percent Black, thirty
seven point eight percent Asian or Pacific Islander

1259
01:37:04.439 --> 01:37:08.479
two percent two or more races,
and one percent of American, Indian or

1260
01:37:08.520 --> 01:37:15.520
Alaskan Native. So there are very
few uh Native Alaskan Shreks. They're not

1261
01:37:15.720 --> 01:37:24.920
They're not a thriving breed just by
just by default. I can't see.

1262
01:37:25.079 --> 01:37:28.800
I guess last question states. Yeah, I was just gonna say about the

1263
01:37:28.800 --> 01:37:32.800
bad words thing. Some states are
bandoning it, but I don't think every

1264
01:37:32.800 --> 01:37:36.800
state bans it because I think they
imagine adopting a black child just to name

1265
01:37:36.840 --> 01:37:43.640
it Edward. Oh my god,
I mean yeah, I can imagine some

1266
01:37:43.720 --> 01:37:47.079
people that lived there in the South, I would think that's hilarious. How

1267
01:37:47.119 --> 01:37:49.680
we get back. This is how
we get back on them. We adopt

1268
01:37:49.720 --> 01:37:53.359
them. We're gonna raise this kid
and treat them good, but also name

1269
01:37:53.439 --> 01:38:00.560
him nword hilarious. Last one,
the last one, SS Officer Sweeney wrote,

1270
01:38:00.600 --> 01:38:03.039
and he says, greetings boys,
I have filled my brain with all

1271
01:38:03.039 --> 01:38:06.039
four hundred plus hours of this dumb
ass podcast. Oh damn, there's that

1272
01:38:06.119 --> 01:38:11.239
many. Jesus Christ. Uh.
And now that I have enough money to

1273
01:38:11.279 --> 01:38:15.600
ask questions, I just have one. Which of the Snark Tank spinoffs is

1274
01:38:15.640 --> 01:38:20.159
your favorite? Chris and Sweeney,
Derek and Sweeney. My absolute favor would

1275
01:38:20.159 --> 01:38:25.439
be that one time Chris everything broke
and Chris was forced to do the last

1276
01:38:25.479 --> 01:38:28.199
half of the podcast by himself,
like a schitzo. I have to be

1277
01:38:28.279 --> 01:38:32.000
I have to I put this in
the specific I put this in the episode

1278
01:38:32.000 --> 01:38:36.800
specifically because I don't remember this.
Did this happen? Did I have to

1279
01:38:36.840 --> 01:38:43.479
finish an episode by myself? I
don't remember that. It doesn't sound though,

1280
01:38:44.119 --> 01:38:46.359
I mean yeah, but I have
no recollection. I remember doing the

1281
01:38:46.399 --> 01:38:48.920
solo episodes. We've done solo episodes
in the past, but like I don't.

1282
01:38:48.920 --> 01:38:51.640
I do. I do not remember
everything breaking to the point where like

1283
01:38:51.720 --> 01:38:58.520
I had to do it by myself. I would say, uh, link

1284
01:38:58.640 --> 01:39:03.359
that episode because maybe maybe it's a
possibility that like maybe maybe it was at

1285
01:39:03.359 --> 01:39:06.399
the point where I started editing,
I fucked it up and then you were

1286
01:39:06.439 --> 01:39:10.479
the only track left or something.
I don't know, dude, that would

1287
01:39:10.520 --> 01:39:13.439
be funny. It's the funny at
FU. I feel like I would have

1288
01:39:13.439 --> 01:39:15.920
been a warrior of that that happened, though, like if that if it

1289
01:39:15.920 --> 01:39:18.199
would have right, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, like I definitely,

1290
01:39:19.479 --> 01:39:23.920
I definitely yeah, like leave leave
the episode number or whatever that one

1291
01:39:23.960 --> 01:39:27.920
was, because I don't remember that
either. Yeah, if it's if it's

1292
01:39:27.960 --> 01:39:30.119
your favorite, link it to us, because I really, I sincerely have

1293
01:39:30.279 --> 01:39:35.119
no memory of that happening. Yeah, which is wild and deeply deeply concerning.

1294
01:39:35.520 --> 01:39:40.239
You know, a lot of times
the balance, I think the balance

1295
01:39:40.279 --> 01:39:42.199
is good with three of us,
So a lot of times when there's like

1296
01:39:42.199 --> 01:39:46.319
somebody lacking, there's a little bit
like you you notice it. But uh

1297
01:39:46.359 --> 01:39:53.279
did we did an extra Ammo.
It was just just Sween and Eye and

1298
01:39:54.159 --> 01:39:58.319
we created a movie called Shut the
Fuck Up that I really liked, I

1299
01:39:58.479 --> 01:40:01.920
really liked. I actually was the
musical. It was like it was like,

1300
01:40:02.079 --> 01:40:06.600
what was it? No, it
was a movie that Biden, Oh,

1301
01:40:06.680 --> 01:40:13.119
Biden fucking gets the causes the new
nuclear holocaust, like the the Third

1302
01:40:13.439 --> 01:40:16.039
World War, because he goes to
sit down with Putin but he's so fucking

1303
01:40:16.119 --> 01:40:21.079
like dementia riddled at that point.
He strolls into the meeting thinking he's a

1304
01:40:21.119 --> 01:40:26.600
clown. So he's wearing clown makeup
and a clown costume and he's doing tricks

1305
01:40:26.640 --> 01:40:30.960
on Putin and squirting him with water, and Putin is so embarrassed he fucking

1306
01:40:31.159 --> 01:40:35.920
body flops on all of the nuclear
buttons, like you know, there's just

1307
01:40:35.960 --> 01:40:41.399
like nuclear buttons that like dirt all
of the nukes and stuff, and he

1308
01:40:41.520 --> 01:40:45.000
just fucking slams his whole body on
him and then just destroys Russia, which

1309
01:40:45.000 --> 01:40:50.039
caused a nuclear winter. And because
of that, comedy is forever banned in

1310
01:40:50.079 --> 01:40:57.600
the new fucking when when humanity there's
no more comedy, no more comedy,

1311
01:40:57.760 --> 01:41:00.399
And so the movie is called Shut
the Fuck Up. That was you that

1312
01:41:00.560 --> 01:41:02.760
you were like what should be called? I'm trying to think of something clever,

1313
01:41:02.760 --> 01:41:10.000
and this d just shut the funk
up, like okay, sucking film.

1314
01:41:10.880 --> 01:41:15.039
The idea of a film being called
shut the fuck up, I thought

1315
01:41:15.039 --> 01:41:21.439
that was I was like, oh
that was money. Yeah, shut just

1316
01:41:21.479 --> 01:41:29.600
shut the matter ridden ass up.
There'd still be jokes and laughter. I

1317
01:41:29.640 --> 01:41:31.800
love that he made it all the
way there. Nobody checked him. He

1318
01:41:31.960 --> 01:41:35.319
was a clown the entire way,
flying in the fucking Air Force one and

1319
01:41:35.359 --> 01:41:41.119
all, just as a clown.
He's sitting now peacefully to like it's not

1320
01:41:41.159 --> 01:41:45.159
having like a wild cloud. He
just got to sit there waiting to get

1321
01:41:45.640 --> 01:41:51.600
to get Yeah, he's ordering food
normally, but this is the this is

1322
01:41:51.600 --> 01:41:56.399
the most lucid he's been ever in
like years. I really hope we get

1323
01:41:56.399 --> 01:42:00.960
it. He starts getting goofy and
so these steps off the plate, he

1324
01:42:01.119 --> 01:42:08.760
gets silliest ship. That's good.
I want to see a clown hit somebody

1325
01:42:08.840 --> 01:42:16.039
face on a pie and kill him. A really funny thing was that killer

1326
01:42:16.079 --> 01:42:20.399
closs spaces of the closest thing will
see to that because they're trying to be

1327
01:42:20.439 --> 01:42:25.199
scary. Like they're trying to be
scary. I want silly. I want

1328
01:42:25.479 --> 01:42:30.920
silly to a dangerous degree, Like
I want so silly. It's like fucking

1329
01:42:31.600 --> 01:42:34.479
dangerous. I'm gonna watch that scene
man where he like kills I can't remember.

1330
01:42:34.520 --> 01:42:39.279
He's a copper security guard, same
ship whatever, and he just they

1331
01:42:39.279 --> 01:42:43.800
just throw pies himuntil he dies.
He just he just gonna do with the

1332
01:42:45.199 --> 01:42:54.159
he threw. You're making a Kill
a Clown video game. I think I

1333
01:42:54.159 --> 01:42:59.439
think I'm coming out this year something
out this year excited. It should be

1334
01:42:59.479 --> 01:43:05.239
fun. Man. So before we
uh, before we get into uh the

1335
01:43:05.279 --> 01:43:10.840
credits, which we will get into
very very quickly, I do think I

1336
01:43:10.960 --> 01:43:14.319
kind of want to get into a
habit of reading the comments or like reading

1337
01:43:14.319 --> 01:43:17.439
some of the comments that was that
we're on the last episode from our Patreon

1338
01:43:17.520 --> 01:43:21.159
members as we close out the show, because I think would be cool to

1339
01:43:21.239 --> 01:43:26.279
kind of like because we never really
address any of the things that we would.

1340
01:43:26.359 --> 01:43:29.680
We never really talked about the reaction
to the stuff from last episode,

1341
01:43:29.720 --> 01:43:32.960
and this this last episode had some
really funny ones. Silk Song Believer wrote.

1342
01:43:33.640 --> 01:43:36.840
He says, seeing that the credits
started with like fifty minutes left brings

1343
01:43:36.840 --> 01:43:45.600
me so much joy. Uh.
Sweeney's girlfriend Archives says, watching porn on

1344
01:43:45.640 --> 01:43:54.760
four screens like your mister Spock is
crazy. The virtual would He's like moving

1345
01:43:54.760 --> 01:44:00.720
everything around. Yeah, like you
ever watched Minority Report or to Report with

1346
01:44:00.760 --> 01:44:04.640
the freak's name, that little freak, the top gun guy. I can't

1347
01:44:04.640 --> 01:44:12.359
remember his name, Tom Cruise.
Yeah, thank you. I hate you,

1348
01:44:12.399 --> 01:44:15.960
that little freak. I hate you. To be fair, I think

1349
01:44:15.960 --> 01:44:21.960
he's like an inch taller than Yeah, he just he's taller. I think

1350
01:44:21.960 --> 01:44:27.239
he is that five seven or something. Yeah, he is is. He's

1351
01:44:27.239 --> 01:44:31.439
tall seven, he's five seven,
let's see yeah seven one inch? Yeah,

1352
01:44:31.479 --> 01:44:34.960
one inch? Yeah. I feel
like I might be five to five

1353
01:44:35.000 --> 01:44:40.119
now though, because I think my
disc collapsed and I had this creasey my

1354
01:44:40.199 --> 01:44:43.560
neck. Like I seriously think my
like disc and my neck collapsed, and

1355
01:44:43.600 --> 01:44:46.159
then like I'm just a little bit
shorter now, dude, people who have

1356
01:44:46.239 --> 01:44:51.560
neck issues. It happens. Like
people get there and then they'll grow.

1357
01:44:51.840 --> 01:44:54.600
They're like, oh, I'm like
an inch taller now. And I'm like,

1358
01:44:54.640 --> 01:44:57.960
bro, because like I see these
creases in my neck that I'm like,

1359
01:44:58.039 --> 01:45:00.840
oh, my ship's like been kind
to crouch down. I didn't used

1360
01:45:00.840 --> 01:45:04.359
to have these creases in my fucking
neck. So I'm my god, what

1361
01:45:04.399 --> 01:45:10.600
are you gonna do? I think
my head smashing my neck? Well,

1362
01:45:15.960 --> 01:45:17.840
somebody somebody wrote in Bacon Ready says, fuck you, guys. Connor was

1363
01:45:17.880 --> 01:45:23.239
awesome. I agree to disagree Connor
because we were talking about Assassin's Creed.

1364
01:45:23.239 --> 01:45:26.760
We we talking about Assassin's Creed on
the lasts, Assassin's Creed three. Connor

1365
01:45:26.960 --> 01:45:30.520
was fine. I didn't hate him. He just wasn't memorable to me.

1366
01:45:30.800 --> 01:45:34.239
He didn't fucking he was forgettable.
He wasn't bad. He was forgettable,

1367
01:45:34.239 --> 01:45:39.479
which I think is kind of worse
in some ways. Stopped starting. I

1368
01:45:39.520 --> 01:45:42.439
don't want to play fucking kid version, Like this is the first thing you

1369
01:45:42.479 --> 01:45:44.520
do. You start off being kid
version of Connor. I'm like, wow,

1370
01:45:44.600 --> 01:45:47.199
funk would I want to do this
ever? Ever? In any game?

1371
01:45:47.760 --> 01:45:54.000
I don't want to be kid version
of Badass Warrior ever. Propane is

1372
01:45:54.039 --> 01:45:56.279
a hell of a drug. I
tell you what wrote in he says that

1373
01:45:56.319 --> 01:46:00.119
Buffalo Talk really had me wanting to
peel my face off, which should have

1374
01:46:00.119 --> 01:46:08.840
done it? Should have done it. I'm sure some fucking autism everything about

1375
01:46:08.840 --> 01:46:12.920
Buffalo I'm sure that's what That's what
this, guys is Like, why don't

1376
01:46:12.920 --> 01:46:15.039
you Why don't instead of talking about
it? Why don't I talk about it?

1377
01:46:15.039 --> 01:46:17.880
Next time you peel your face off. How about that. Actually,

1378
01:46:17.880 --> 01:46:23.279
I have a certified I am a
certified buffologist, and uh I know a

1379
01:46:23.279 --> 01:46:28.479
lot about the buffaloes. Speaking of
that, real quick quick, speaking of

1380
01:46:28.520 --> 01:46:30.840
that, I did remember because I
did look up. I was while I

1381
01:46:30.840 --> 01:46:35.399
was editing the podcast. Horses did
used to exist in North America, but

1382
01:46:35.439 --> 01:46:41.079
they went extinct. They migrated into
Siberia like fucking everybody did back in the

1383
01:46:41.119 --> 01:46:45.680
day. They all just like they're
like either they went across or they went

1384
01:46:45.720 --> 01:46:49.439
you know they always use that that
bridge from Alaska to right. Yeah.

1385
01:46:49.520 --> 01:46:56.279
Yeah, so horses, they they
migrated and then the ones that stay behind

1386
01:46:56.359 --> 01:47:00.680
they went extinct. And then so
then the colonizers brought them back to North

1387
01:47:00.680 --> 01:47:02.880
America. So I just want to
clarify that. But technically I was correct,

1388
01:47:02.920 --> 01:47:08.479
but then also not really the cottonizer. I guess technically I was wrong,

1389
01:47:08.560 --> 01:47:11.319
but whatever. Yeah, the colonizers. Literally when I was reading an

1390
01:47:11.319 --> 01:47:15.119
explanation people they called them colonizers.
I was just like, well, it

1391
01:47:15.199 --> 01:47:20.880
is accurate. They literally colonized area
and fucking brought them sweet horses. Everything

1392
01:47:20.880 --> 01:47:27.079
from me, they striped, they
gave me English. I want to speak

1393
01:47:27.119 --> 01:47:33.159
the last, the last, the
last two Uh I asked the rock for

1394
01:47:33.199 --> 01:47:36.600
his autograph. I told him my
name is Derek Blackman. He death and

1395
01:47:36.640 --> 01:47:43.479
he death gripped my balls and said
it's about Dick wrote in I know that

1396
01:47:44.239 --> 01:47:47.319
he said he did say it,
but he said, I know that porn

1397
01:47:47.359 --> 01:47:54.279
scene. Dead ass, let's go. It is fucking's so funny. There

1398
01:47:54.359 --> 01:47:56.520
was a there was a couple of
comments like that. There was just like,

1399
01:47:56.600 --> 01:48:00.680
I know exactly what they're talking about. Uh. That beldonovid was way

1400
01:48:00.720 --> 01:48:06.560
easy to find. It was one
of them from Unnamed Drone. So that's

1401
01:48:06.600 --> 01:48:10.439
that's funny. Uh. There's one
other one that I wanted to read before

1402
01:48:10.439 --> 01:48:15.800
we we we oh. The artist
formerly known as Cimen m wrote in he

1403
01:48:15.800 --> 01:48:20.359
says, please make an entire extra
ammo uh, dedicated to Sweeney reading hate

1404
01:48:20.399 --> 01:48:28.079
comments. Miles Morales has bioelectric powers, not electrokinesis. Sweeney massages his throat

1405
01:48:28.159 --> 01:48:34.600
with Miles's cock, and he deserves
his imaginary figure just said that bioelectricity and

1406
01:48:34.600 --> 01:48:39.800
electrics aren't the damn it. They're
not the same. You see, you

1407
01:48:39.840 --> 01:48:43.239
see, you see this is the
stuff that bothers me. Right, this

1408
01:48:43.319 --> 01:48:46.079
motherfucker with his whole chest, right, his whole chest he was like,

1409
01:48:46.399 --> 01:48:53.279
I got him, I got him, I got him. It's not the

1410
01:48:53.359 --> 01:48:56.640
same thing, because I look,
I saw a different word. It is

1411
01:48:56.720 --> 01:49:00.800
the same fucking thing, dude.
It is literally the same kind of power.

1412
01:49:01.279 --> 01:49:06.239
It's the same power. Uh,
broadly it is. But the implication

1413
01:49:06.319 --> 01:49:12.840
of the same power, the implication
of electrokinesis means that you can channel energy

1414
01:49:12.920 --> 01:49:16.359
in a very very controlled way,
versus electric general electric bioelectric powers just kind

1415
01:49:16.359 --> 01:49:18.800
of means you have the power to
channel electricity, doesn't necessarily mean you can

1416
01:49:18.800 --> 01:49:21.760
control it with the effectiveness of like
making a fucking shape out of it.

1417
01:49:23.520 --> 01:49:27.800
Uh, that's kind of the difference
because knesis apply. That's kind of a

1418
01:49:27.880 --> 01:49:30.920
difference. And well, no body
just means you can control electricy likeness means

1419
01:49:30.920 --> 01:49:35.760
you can control. That means it's
control. But control is different. Control

1420
01:49:35.800 --> 01:49:39.600
is different than simple simply like powers. You know, like, would you

1421
01:49:39.640 --> 01:49:43.680
say that Cyclops has laser kinesis,
you know, Like, I don't,

1422
01:49:43.760 --> 01:49:47.079
I would, because Cyclops never shows
the ability to do it other than it

1423
01:49:47.159 --> 01:49:50.600
just pouring out of his eyes.
I know what you mean, right,

1424
01:49:50.640 --> 01:49:56.000
But when Miles Maolis shoots lighting out
of his hands, that's electric canesis and

1425
01:49:56.039 --> 01:49:58.439
he's been doing that for a while. You know, I don't think he

1426
01:49:58.520 --> 01:50:01.840
can, but I guess I guess
my thing is like even now maybe can

1427
01:50:02.880 --> 01:50:06.039
maybe the comics control it, but
maybe maybe the comics it used to be

1428
01:50:06.079 --> 01:50:10.560
different. But like from my understanding
and by playing the game, every electricity,

1429
01:50:10.600 --> 01:50:13.960
every electric power that he uses,
it's like it's kind of like generating

1430
01:50:14.000 --> 01:50:16.479
around his fist and he like hits
people with it, or he shoots like

1431
01:50:16.520 --> 01:50:21.439
a general kind of like spread it's
almost like a shotgun blast of electricity where

1432
01:50:21.439 --> 01:50:26.079
it's it's not like he's controlling exactly
where he's going. He's just kind of

1433
01:50:26.119 --> 01:50:30.760
like directing a really unruly fountain of
electricity. So that to me is like

1434
01:50:30.760 --> 01:50:36.079
it it's not storm. It's not
storm. That's right, it's not storms

1435
01:50:36.159 --> 01:50:45.159
level control. But that's but that's
why that's why I used the spit analogy

1436
01:50:45.279 --> 01:50:48.119
last time, Yeah, which I
think makes sense, because like you can

1437
01:50:48.199 --> 01:50:51.800
spin on somebody, but you can't
control, like, you can't really control

1438
01:50:51.840 --> 01:50:55.159
it once it's out of you.
It's just kind of unruly the second it's

1439
01:50:55.159 --> 01:51:00.479
out pretty much right, granted,
granted, granted, gonna go back to

1440
01:51:00.520 --> 01:51:03.319
what I'm saying. I think him. Having the power to create an electric

1441
01:51:03.399 --> 01:51:09.359
sword is cool in moments, but
I think it's very unnecessary because he has

1442
01:51:09.399 --> 01:51:15.359
so many powers already Spider Man or
so many powers you know as Spider Man.

1443
01:51:15.439 --> 01:51:17.640
He's super straight, super speed,
enhance their ability, he can heal,

1444
01:51:18.000 --> 01:51:21.000
he's fast as fuck, you can
fucking lift ten. All that shit

1445
01:51:21.079 --> 01:51:26.239
is pretty It's pretty impressive right now. One power I like is that Miles

1446
01:51:26.319 --> 01:51:33.760
has a spider sense. Some simmer. Peters's okay, right, he has

1447
01:51:33.760 --> 01:51:36.760
a spider scent. It's not quite
as strong as Peters, so we can't

1448
01:51:36.800 --> 01:51:41.279
detect danger quite as well. But
what happens is he has electric powers as

1449
01:51:41.319 --> 01:51:46.399
well. He can sense electricity in
a general area. I think that is

1450
01:51:46.520 --> 01:51:53.199
cool. I think that's gay ass
bitch boys. Shit, I think you're

1451
01:51:53.239 --> 01:51:55.479
gay as bitch. I think you
wrote it because you're a gay ass bitch

1452
01:51:55.520 --> 01:52:02.359
boy. You gay get dumb?
Yeah, I wrote it that fucking everybody's

1453
01:52:02.359 --> 01:52:06.760
making we're making fun of me and
sitting there quiet get his ideas. Shut

1454
01:52:06.840 --> 01:52:16.199
on it all right, Uh,
dumb people, Let's get the fuck out

1455
01:52:16.199 --> 01:52:19.800
of here. Yeah, let's let's
get the fuck out of here. Thank

1456
01:52:19.800 --> 01:52:23.560
you guys for your support over a
Patreon of the complast. The start tank

1457
01:52:23.680 --> 01:52:29.039
means a lot. We had our
biggest month again pop out there. I

1458
01:52:29.119 --> 01:52:34.720
wanted to followers. I saw sacred
symbols. They they dropped a clip and

1459
01:52:34.960 --> 01:52:39.000
they like, look, I can't
believe people support all this because we will

1460
01:52:39.000 --> 01:52:41.800
take a million years to get into
what we're supposed to talk about. And

1461
01:52:41.840 --> 01:52:45.159
them niggas, I haven't seen you
guys Patreon a long time. And he's

1462
01:52:45.239 --> 01:52:47.000
like, man, there's like fourteen
thousand of you niggas. Like I think

1463
01:52:47.359 --> 01:52:50.520
Colin said that verbatim. It's like, there's like fourteen thousand of you bitch

1464
01:52:50.600 --> 01:52:54.560
niggas. That's like, thanks my
niggas. And I was like, damn,

1465
01:52:54.720 --> 01:52:58.000
that's fucking that. That's an army. That's a real army, right

1466
01:52:58.000 --> 01:53:00.880
gross. And I'm like, we
just that, you know it fucked that.

1467
01:53:00.920 --> 01:53:03.199
I want to I'm a I'm a
competitive ass motherfucker. I'm taking you

1468
01:53:03.319 --> 01:53:06.439
guys down. I know it's I
know it's your shape, Chris, but

1469
01:53:06.600 --> 01:53:12.279
I'm taking we're taking their asses.
I want fucking fourteen thousand whatever and one

1470
01:53:12.399 --> 01:53:15.920
I want one more. I always
want one more than one. Hate It's

1471
01:53:15.920 --> 01:53:19.439
like it's like on freaking what it's
like on the show with a Bob Marker

1472
01:53:19.439 --> 01:53:24.760
where it's like it's a twelve hundred
dollars fucking dining set, twelve hundred.

1473
01:53:25.479 --> 01:53:30.760
I'm like pieces bitch ass niggas as
bitch ass niggas, like I want to

1474
01:53:30.920 --> 01:53:34.960
always whip those people's asses. And
so I guess I think Colin would be

1475
01:53:35.000 --> 01:53:41.199
like I would. I would absolutely
do that. I would absolutely do that

1476
01:53:41.279 --> 01:53:45.399
because why are you not do that? It's just because it's just smart.

1477
01:53:45.399 --> 01:53:47.640
It's such a smart strategy. It
makes so much sense to do that.

1478
01:53:47.680 --> 01:53:54.319
It is not to do that,
it just feels it's but I because like

1479
01:53:54.359 --> 01:53:57.600
even in the competitive sports, there's
some things that can in the fight really

1480
01:53:57.640 --> 01:54:00.079
fast. Like there's a thing called
an the bleak kick because that angle which

1481
01:54:00.079 --> 01:54:03.079
could really fuck someone's knee up and
just put them out of commission for like

1482
01:54:03.199 --> 01:54:09.319
nine months. And most people don't
do it out of respect, but there's

1483
01:54:09.359 --> 01:54:12.800
a handful of assholes that fucking do
because they're like, hey, there's a

1484
01:54:12.800 --> 01:54:16.279
fight, it's a fight, and
they're correct, they are correct, but

1485
01:54:16.319 --> 01:54:19.560
everyone's still like, man, fuck
that guy. And that's the people that

1486
01:54:19.640 --> 01:54:23.239
do the one dollar thing, because
like it is, it's a smart strategy.

1487
01:54:23.279 --> 01:54:28.359
It really is, but it's still
this planet is outrageous, dude,

1488
01:54:28.680 --> 01:54:30.000
Like I like, I have my
whole life. I'm like, oh,

1489
01:54:30.079 --> 01:54:33.159
you don't do certain things. It's
like you're supposed to respect people you encounter.

1490
01:54:33.640 --> 01:54:36.840
And then I mean people like you, Derek that are just like out

1491
01:54:36.880 --> 01:54:40.439
through sand in someone's eyes and try
to eat them, And it's like,

1492
01:54:40.479 --> 01:54:43.520
what is What's what? Why do
I exist? Then? You know,

1493
01:54:43.840 --> 01:54:45.439
like what am I here for?
Look, I'm not a sandman, but

1494
01:54:45.479 --> 01:54:48.720
I am if a guy in real
life is trying to like really assault,

1495
01:54:48.880 --> 01:54:53.960
like really, I will, I
will fucking hyper extend their knees to the

1496
01:54:53.960 --> 01:55:03.399
point where they look like arbiter like
like that and someone's there's a long anymore.

1497
01:55:04.920 --> 01:55:09.159
There's a scene in Adventure Time.
I've never really sat and watched that

1498
01:55:09.199 --> 01:55:13.159
show, but I think about it
every fucking day. I think where a

1499
01:55:13.279 --> 01:55:18.520
deer, a deer stepped like just
stomps on on Finn's legs and folds them

1500
01:55:18.560 --> 01:55:25.520
backwards, and it is one of
the That scene kills me every time.

1501
01:55:25.520 --> 01:55:28.680
I have not seen that show really
at all. I haven't sat through a

1502
01:55:28.720 --> 01:55:30.840
single episode of it, I don't
think, but that clip is like one

1503
01:55:30.880 --> 01:55:33.960
of the funniest things I think I've
ever seen. Yeah, adventure Time.

1504
01:55:34.640 --> 01:55:40.000
Adventure Time has someone what's happened at
the beginning of that fight? To that

1505
01:55:40.039 --> 01:55:44.199
fight? A deer stands up on
the tine legs and takes off its hoes.

1506
01:55:44.640 --> 01:55:49.600
Yeah, hands, and then he
just and then he just stomps on

1507
01:55:49.640 --> 01:55:57.640
his legs. He doesn't even use
his hands. Evil show revealing hands as

1508
01:55:57.680 --> 01:56:02.319
a deer is broken. That is
a I like, I do, like

1509
01:56:02.359 --> 01:56:06.199
the idea, the idea of like, I have an idea, I have

1510
01:56:06.239 --> 01:56:11.600
an idea. Let's let's let's reveal
that the deer has hands. It's just

1511
01:56:11.640 --> 01:56:21.720
such an unhinged ideas and everybody the
up clapping. All right, let's move

1512
01:56:21.760 --> 01:56:25.359
on it. Let's let's read the
twenty five dollars patrons, You get the

1513
01:56:25.399 --> 01:56:31.600
hell out of here, cha,
Yeah, bub counting down bub three bub

1514
01:56:33.199 --> 01:56:43.319
three two three fucking c bub three
bumb four bums. Like I don't know

1515
01:56:43.359 --> 01:56:50.199
what's happened to the Holocaust? I
don't know. Yah, that's Professor X

1516
01:56:50.279 --> 01:56:59.000
beaming the Holocaust and the magneto's head
is crazy. It's because it's because it's

1517
01:56:59.039 --> 01:57:02.920
more context and that, but it's
still pretty stream though it's still pretty oh

1518
01:57:03.000 --> 01:57:13.840
yeah, down he's like Hitler at
that little ship. You knock me down.

1519
01:57:13.960 --> 01:57:15.479
Huh, you knock me down here, you knock me out of my

1520
01:57:15.520 --> 01:57:20.239
chair. It's like, you know
what's crazy? You know it's crazy.

1521
01:57:20.359 --> 01:57:25.840
I hate I hate to say it, but Magnetos right. Magnetos a hundred

1522
01:57:25.840 --> 01:57:29.000
percent right the whole time. He's
been right, Like the whole entire story

1523
01:57:29.359 --> 01:57:33.880
of X Men. Magneto's always right. It's just that he's walling, he's

1524
01:57:33.960 --> 01:57:40.279
bugging, but he's two hundred percent
correct the whole He's got a wheelchair.

1525
01:57:42.000 --> 01:57:45.720
I'm professor. You know how long
it's gonna take me to stand back up

1526
01:57:45.720 --> 01:57:51.680
in that wheelchair. You'll pay for
that. Literally, I'm not gonna get

1527
01:57:51.680 --> 01:58:00.479
me any pussy Jean be able to
walk, have a taste of have a

1528
01:58:00.520 --> 01:58:15.520
taste of the Holocaust. Many people. I didn't do that. I didn't

1529
01:58:15.520 --> 01:58:20.119
beam the Holocaust into someone's head that
I wouldn't would I would absolutely not do

1530
01:58:20.239 --> 01:58:25.680
that. I disagree. I think
it's funny. I think the idea of

1531
01:58:25.720 --> 01:58:30.319
that is funny, but I would
never do that. You wouldn't do a

1532
01:58:30.159 --> 01:58:36.039
You would not be a trans Atlantic
professor X beating the Holocaust in your enemy's

1533
01:58:36.079 --> 01:58:42.840
brains. I would that people's minds. I would put like the worst.

1534
01:58:42.960 --> 01:58:46.159
I would find the dark web snuff
films and put it in people's brains,

1535
01:58:46.960 --> 01:58:53.560
like, hey, you didn't know
this is TONU. You beam the Funky

1536
01:58:53.600 --> 01:58:56.880
Town Cartel video into people's heads when
they're like the second they wake up.

1537
01:58:57.720 --> 01:59:00.239
Oh no, you know what.
I know what that is. By way,

1538
01:59:00.239 --> 01:59:04.800
I do not google that. It's
here. Yeah, it's really not

1539
01:59:04.840 --> 01:59:09.079
funny, it's it's probably really it's
the least funny thing I've ever seen.

1540
01:59:09.159 --> 01:59:18.439
In fact, terrible. That just
makes me cry. It's bad anyway's yeah,

1541
01:59:20.239 --> 01:59:27.000
Sheldon, Okay. Twenty five dollars. Twenty five dollars is the base

1542
01:59:27.000 --> 01:59:30.720
commission rate for for the N word
on fiver. Dang, it's crazy.

1543
01:59:30.199 --> 01:59:34.399
It's a good you know, on
fiver that's a pretty steep tax. But

1544
01:59:34.439 --> 01:59:40.199
it's but in just real world money, it's pretty cheap. Chernobyl, Fleshlight,

1545
01:59:41.319 --> 01:59:45.439
Macjackal. You can find me in
the club butt hole full of come

1546
01:59:45.680 --> 01:59:50.800
my pussy. It's the best if
you fucking butts. I'm into gape gaping

1547
01:59:50.960 --> 01:59:56.960
sex. I ain't into women.
Women love using Swede's curtains to wipe the

1548
01:59:57.000 --> 01:59:59.720
sun come off him? How do
you make the names longer? I won't

1549
01:59:59.800 --> 02:00:04.119
let thanks Jack the world's fastest Maori, it's fatstest, not not fattest,

1550
02:00:04.119 --> 02:00:10.840
you clown. My piece is so
big. Call it one cock. That's

1551
02:00:10.840 --> 02:00:20.359
so dumb. Ben Shapiro destroys woke
student by shoving them in a hydraulic press,

1552
02:00:20.399 --> 02:00:26.640
actually kills he. Actually, I
love that all of these people actually

1553
02:00:26.720 --> 02:00:45.439
start killing people, literally destroying,
literally destroys. I'm Ben Shapiro flying like

1554
02:00:45.479 --> 02:00:50.960
a universal health care. Yeah.
Here, here's a wood chipper. Huh,

1555
02:00:51.439 --> 02:01:05.800
here's a universal press. It is
not gonna jokes at all. Press,

1556
02:01:06.840 --> 02:01:11.039
I see like prussing things. Huh. How about I press your head

1557
02:01:11.319 --> 02:01:15.039
latinous? And I believe, well, I well, I believe mister,

1558
02:01:15.239 --> 02:01:20.920
mister Ben Shapiro that what's happening in
Gaza it is a genocide. I was

1559
02:01:20.960 --> 02:01:41.079
like, well, I'm gonna let's
see. What if not even Wire was

1560
02:01:41.159 --> 02:01:45.640
I would subscribe. I would subscribe
to the Daily Wire. Dude. If

1561
02:01:45.640 --> 02:01:48.760
it was just Ben Shapiro failing to
come up with clever insults and then reacting

1562
02:01:48.880 --> 02:01:54.039
angrily by shoving people into hydraulic presses, I would pay every bit of money

1563
02:01:54.079 --> 02:01:58.439
that I own, to see all
of it, I would be the highest,

1564
02:01:58.479 --> 02:02:02.880
would be a tier five if that
was possible. People and depressed.

1565
02:02:03.119 --> 02:02:08.000
I have been Japiro getting angry enough
to shove people to kill them. It's

1566
02:02:08.399 --> 02:02:14.800
right. You get possess anger and
he does something outrageous. You're like,

1567
02:02:15.000 --> 02:02:19.760
why is that? The visualization,
the visualization of him stomping like him angrily

1568
02:02:19.880 --> 02:02:32.760
sauntering towards an individual is really great. I like the idea that this is

1569
02:02:32.760 --> 02:02:39.880
becoming our impersonation of just anybody anyone
stinks. Yeah, the andy of the

1570
02:02:39.920 --> 02:02:43.640
man whose handies are steer and dandy. Five Filipinos versus almost twenty Mexicans,

1571
02:02:43.640 --> 02:02:47.399
a real video. I could have
gotten a taboo a taboo. Oh,

1572
02:02:47.439 --> 02:02:51.239
I could have gotten a tattoo of
anything and chose, uh, rise fucking

1573
02:02:51.319 --> 02:02:57.960
rise against that's true. I also
got a BioShock tattoo. Heath Smoker A

1574
02:02:58.039 --> 02:03:02.680
PB and J is a sandwich.
I'll be it a sugary one. You

1575
02:03:02.920 --> 02:03:10.119
cock fair enough? I don't.
I don't agree. Chris is Progerian.

1576
02:03:10.399 --> 02:03:15.920
Uh yeah, sure, this is
anal dwelling. I don't think it constitutes

1577
02:03:15.960 --> 02:03:18.279
a sandwich in this wait, I
had I said it on Twitter a while

1578
02:03:18.319 --> 02:03:25.079
ago. I mean it is a
sandwich in the same way that a mattress

1579
02:03:25.159 --> 02:03:31.720
is a blanket sandwich, where like
it's it's I guess theoretically like not what

1580
02:03:31.880 --> 02:03:36.079
the sandwiches wait to me. To
me a sandwich. To me, a

1581
02:03:36.119 --> 02:03:41.720
sandwich is meat, cheese, lettuce, or any combination of those three,

1582
02:03:41.800 --> 02:03:45.039
or any of those three in specific
isolation. So like you like just like

1583
02:03:45.199 --> 02:03:48.960
a normal salam sandwich, or you
could have like maybe even like a bacon,

1584
02:03:48.960 --> 02:03:51.800
egg and cheese where there's like eggs
and there's like meat and well,

1585
02:03:51.880 --> 02:03:57.600
the definition of a sandwich is cond
I understand what the definition. I understand

1586
02:03:57.600 --> 02:04:01.199
the definition of a sandwich. Okay, so you aware you're talking about I'm

1587
02:04:01.199 --> 02:04:05.039
talking about the feeling because if we're
just going by like what the computer says,

1588
02:04:05.119 --> 02:04:09.159
then we're no better than AI.
That's how I feel about it.

1589
02:04:09.159 --> 02:04:12.760
It's like if we're just words,
don't make it so definitions don't matter,

1590
02:04:14.479 --> 02:04:17.640
don't matter, use no definitions matter. I just feel like there's colloquialism in

1591
02:04:17.680 --> 02:04:20.479
the way that we talk about things
that isn't entirely always accurate. Like the

1592
02:04:20.520 --> 02:04:25.319
best example that I can think of
is like killer whales aren't whales is a

1593
02:04:25.319 --> 02:04:28.000
good example, right, where like
killer whales are not whales, they're fucking

1594
02:04:28.039 --> 02:04:30.399
dolphins, but we call them killer
whales because that's just what we call them.

1595
02:04:30.479 --> 02:04:32.880
I think a peanut butter and jelly
sandwich is a sandwich in purely in

1596
02:04:32.920 --> 02:04:36.159
technicality alone. But if somebody was
out and they were like, hey,

1597
02:04:36.159 --> 02:04:40.600
guys, I'm coming back with sandwiches, and they didn't tell you what kind,

1598
02:04:40.640 --> 02:04:42.920
and you got excited, like,
oh sick, I'm excited for the

1599
02:04:42.960 --> 02:04:45.039
sandwiches, and they came back with
peanut butter and jelly, I'd be fucking

1600
02:04:45.079 --> 02:04:48.640
livid. I'd be I'd be disappointed
if they came back with fucking peanut butter

1601
02:04:48.680 --> 02:04:51.520
and jelly, because that's not what
my in my mind, what a sandwich

1602
02:04:51.560 --> 02:04:56.560
is. If you google the word
sandwich every you will have to scroll for

1603
02:04:56.800 --> 02:05:00.399
ages before you found an image of
a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It's

1604
02:05:00.439 --> 02:05:02.199
just, it's just that's just the
nature of what a sandwich is. People

1605
02:05:02.239 --> 02:05:05.079
have a very specific flavor profile when
they think of them. People have a

1606
02:05:05.159 --> 02:05:08.520
very specific image when they think of
them, and I just don't think it

1607
02:05:08.560 --> 02:05:11.520
really lends itself well to what a
sandwich is. I think a peanut butter

1608
02:05:11.560 --> 02:05:16.560
and jelly sandwich is basically an under
an uncooked pastry peanut butter and jelly.

1609
02:05:16.600 --> 02:05:19.960
It's too sweet, It's like it's
borderline candy. And I don't think it

1610
02:05:20.039 --> 02:05:26.479
qualifies as a sandwich personally. I'm
not saying it isn't sandwiched, because that's

1611
02:05:26.520 --> 02:05:30.640
a verb, but I don't know. It's like splitting a It's like splitting

1612
02:05:30.640 --> 02:05:34.000
a fucking uh what do you call
a pop tart in half and being like,

1613
02:05:34.079 --> 02:05:36.720
oh, well, it's that's a
sand that's a bunch of a sandwiches,

1614
02:05:36.720 --> 02:05:40.279
a peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Look, I think I think it's

1615
02:05:40.439 --> 02:05:44.680
perfectly logic. Get what you're saying
with the with when you're talking about people

1616
02:05:44.760 --> 02:05:46.319
envisioning a sandwich, obviously there's a
devil. Just like a burger. There

1617
02:05:46.319 --> 02:05:50.279
are many types of burgers, right, just like in other countries, a

1618
02:05:50.359 --> 02:05:54.720
chicken sandwich is not a chicken sandwich, it's a chicken burger. Like so

1619
02:05:54.840 --> 02:05:58.319
when they're like and I deal with
this by having a European wife where she's

1620
02:05:58.399 --> 02:06:00.119
like it, get me the chicken
burger, and my mind fries a little

1621
02:06:00.159 --> 02:06:03.039
bit because we don't call it,
you know, it's it's a it's a

1622
02:06:03.039 --> 02:06:06.680
colloquialism. It's a colloquialism, and
I get that, but like it's it's

1623
02:06:06.720 --> 02:06:10.199
kind of like a burger, right, Like a burger is not a sandwich,

1624
02:06:10.359 --> 02:06:13.119
but it is, Yeah, you
know what I mean. So it's

1625
02:06:13.119 --> 02:06:16.199
like like and it is literally a
sandwich, but you would never fucking say

1626
02:06:16.199 --> 02:06:18.840
that, And that's kind of how
I feel about it. It's it makes

1627
02:06:18.880 --> 02:06:21.760
I get what you're saying. Especially
you have to make context if you're saying

1628
02:06:21.760 --> 02:06:24.840
a peanut butter J. Like if
somebody said, like, I'm gonna bring

1629
02:06:24.880 --> 02:06:28.239
sandwiches back, they would have to
clarify that it's peeb and J, you

1630
02:06:28.239 --> 02:06:31.920
know, because otherwise you would expect
a normal sandwich and then you'd be fucking

1631
02:06:32.000 --> 02:06:34.840
upset. I agree, but that's
but that's the thing I would expect.

1632
02:06:35.079 --> 02:06:41.800
But if somebody just said sandwich as
a blanket term, there's so many things

1633
02:06:41.840 --> 02:06:45.239
that I would accept. Like I
would accept the bacon, egg and cheese.

1634
02:06:45.239 --> 02:06:46.840
I would accept the belt I would
expect. I would accept the chicken

1635
02:06:46.880 --> 02:06:50.239
sandwich, I would I would I
would accept a PASTRAMI sandwich, a ham

1636
02:06:50.279 --> 02:06:55.159
and cheese, salami and cheese,
Like there's a There's so many things that

1637
02:06:55.199 --> 02:06:58.760
I would be like okay with if
I was if I was given like,

1638
02:06:58.840 --> 02:07:00.159
hey, we're I'm coming back with
which is? And that's all the information

1639
02:07:01.319 --> 02:07:03.760
peanut butter and jelly. The fact
that you would have to specify that in

1640
02:07:03.800 --> 02:07:06.479
and of itself kind of implies that
it's in its own kind of separate caddy.

1641
02:07:06.479 --> 02:07:09.359
It's it's more of a pastry to
me, Like it's just like the

1642
02:07:09.359 --> 02:07:12.760
flavor profile, like the way that
you eat it. It's just I don't

1643
02:07:12.760 --> 02:07:15.199
know. Every time I saw somebody
eating peanut butter and jelly sanwich for lunch,

1644
02:07:15.239 --> 02:07:18.680
I was like, that's fucking gross. I'm not personally lunch. I'm

1645
02:07:18.720 --> 02:07:23.800
not even a huge I'm not a
massive advocate of I feel like sometimes I'm

1646
02:07:23.800 --> 02:07:28.439
in the minority of mixing savory and
sweet flavors together. I'm just not really

1647
02:07:28.479 --> 02:07:30.520
a huge fan of it all that
often. So I would just be a

1648
02:07:30.560 --> 02:07:34.680
regular peanut butter I love. I
love the taste of peanut butter, and

1649
02:07:34.720 --> 02:07:39.439
like having a toasted bread for putting
peanut on it is fucking delicious to me.

1650
02:07:39.800 --> 02:07:43.239
You throw jelly on it, grape
strawberry, doesn't fucking matter all of

1651
02:07:43.279 --> 02:07:46.439
a sudden, the flavors are complicated
to me. It's it's not it doesn't

1652
02:07:46.560 --> 02:07:50.520
accent. I just don't think.
I think salty, savory things and sweet

1653
02:07:50.760 --> 02:07:55.720
rarely accent each other. I know
that you gave an example of those caramel

1654
02:07:55.920 --> 02:07:59.439
cheese. It's rare. It's rare, ye in my opin. I yeah,

1655
02:07:59.720 --> 02:08:01.760
yeah, it's just I just normally
I wouldn't want anytime somebody offered me

1656
02:08:01.800 --> 02:08:05.359
like a PB and jan I'm like, I'm good, but uh, I'll

1657
02:08:05.640 --> 02:08:07.359
I'll fuck up just a I used
to do this. It would be my

1658
02:08:07.439 --> 02:08:11.399
protein snack before I would go to
the gym, Just a little bit of

1659
02:08:11.439 --> 02:08:13.880
peanut butter butter on a fucking sliced
bread and then throw it in my mouth

1660
02:08:13.880 --> 02:08:16.479
and I'm good to go get some
calories in. Would you agree though?

1661
02:08:16.600 --> 02:08:20.279
Would you agree though that a sandwich
kind of implies meat when you hear it.

1662
02:08:20.720 --> 02:08:22.960
Yeah, it's it's it is the
default on like it's just like okay,

1663
02:08:24.039 --> 02:08:26.159
yeah, technically peanut butter and jelly
sandwich is a sandwich. But yeah,

1664
02:08:26.640 --> 02:08:30.680
you would just you never would ever, Nobody, if anyone ever thinks

1665
02:08:30.720 --> 02:08:33.920
of that as the default sandwich.
They're psychotic like that is there's something wrong,

1666
02:08:35.960 --> 02:08:39.279
something's absolutely wrong with them. If
they expected you bring back some type

1667
02:08:39.279 --> 02:08:41.439
of fucking nice turkey sandwich and then
like, oh, I thought you were

1668
02:08:41.439 --> 02:08:48.159
gonna peanut butter and jelly, we
can't be friends. It's the same way

1669
02:08:48.199 --> 02:08:52.000
I feel that. It's the same
way I feel about It's the same way

1670
02:08:52.000 --> 02:08:54.600
I feel about chocolate candy. Where
it's like if somebody comes home and they're

1671
02:08:54.640 --> 02:08:56.640
like, hey, I'm getting some
candy and they come back with chocolate,

1672
02:08:56.680 --> 02:08:58.840
I'm gonna be like, I mean, I'm not disappointed, but like,

1673
02:08:58.880 --> 02:09:01.800
this is not what I expected.
I expected like nerds, rope and fucking

1674
02:09:01.880 --> 02:09:05.319
airheads, and and that's that's what
candy is to me, you know,

1675
02:09:07.399 --> 02:09:11.159
I guess I mean because people do
say child, that's actually kind of similar.

1676
02:09:11.199 --> 02:09:13.000
It is similar. That is a
similar, But I considered chocolate candy.

1677
02:09:13.039 --> 02:09:16.359
But like, at the same time, people specify they say chocolate when

1678
02:09:16.399 --> 02:09:22.319
they're bringing chocolates because my brain combines
them both. They should, but I

1679
02:09:22.319 --> 02:09:24.239
would understand, I'm like, I'm
going to bring back some candy, would

1680
02:09:24.319 --> 02:09:28.279
choco? Would you mind chocolate?
That's what I would say, Yeah,

1681
02:09:28.880 --> 02:09:31.079
there is that further clarification that is
needed. That's what. It's kind of

1682
02:09:31.079 --> 02:09:35.359
the same thing with peb and j
to where it is that it's like,

1683
02:09:35.680 --> 02:09:39.840
yeah, the differentiating factor between chocolate
and candy is that you wouldn't you don't

1684
02:09:39.840 --> 02:09:45.359
put candy in your breakfast, you
know, like you can't have a NERD's

1685
02:09:45.520 --> 02:09:52.119
rope chip waffle or like an air
air a glass of Airhead's milk. You

1686
02:09:52.159 --> 02:09:54.439
know, these are things that are
like and it's the reason why you it's

1687
02:09:54.479 --> 02:09:56.840
the reason why you would see it's
the reason why you see like fucking soua

1688
02:09:56.880 --> 02:10:01.720
patch Kids cereal and you're like,
iw gross because it just doesn't it doesn't.

1689
02:10:01.720 --> 02:10:05.800
But Coco Puffs, Coco Puffs,
you don't even blink. You don't

1690
02:10:05.840 --> 02:10:09.239
blink at these are these are separate
categories in my in my mind, yeah,

1691
02:10:09.840 --> 02:10:13.920
motherfuckers will have though they'll have like
fruity pebbles, though I'm like,

1692
02:10:13.079 --> 02:10:16.960
I don't get it, but you
know, fruity Pebbles is on that line,

1693
02:10:16.960 --> 02:10:20.920
man, it's on that line,
I like. But they are at

1694
02:10:20.920 --> 02:10:24.359
that point, they are at that
shine where it's like this this this is

1695
02:10:24.479 --> 02:10:28.960
kind of candy it's pretty much candy. It's just like fucking fruit flavors and

1696
02:10:30.000 --> 02:10:31.560
it's sweet, and then they put
in milk and it's to me, it

1697
02:10:31.600 --> 02:10:35.560
doesn't really mix that well with milk. I'm just like, that's the Chernobyl,

1698
02:10:37.239 --> 02:10:39.439
that's the Chernobyl zone of this conversation, where like the second it starts

1699
02:10:39.439 --> 02:10:46.079
getting into like fucking fruity pebbles,
it's like, I don't hate fruity pebbles

1700
02:10:46.079 --> 02:10:50.600
at all, but like there is
something, there's something about them where they're

1701
02:10:50.640 --> 02:10:54.479
really they're really pushing it. It's
pushing. I like them better without milk.

1702
02:10:54.880 --> 02:11:00.439
Fruity pebbles and fruit loops or are
cereals that I like to munch on

1703
02:11:00.479 --> 02:11:03.800
as a snack and not have milk
in them. I just don't think milk

1704
02:11:03.880 --> 02:11:07.079
works well with that because it is
kind of like a candy. It reminds

1705
02:11:07.079 --> 02:11:09.640
me of candy, and so I
just don't and I don't whenever I get

1706
02:11:09.720 --> 02:11:13.680
nerds or anything that's like candy,
I don't think of having a tall glass

1707
02:11:13.680 --> 02:11:16.640
of milk with it. It's just
right, it's it's heinous in fact.

1708
02:11:18.640 --> 02:11:20.239
But yeah, all right, let's
let's get the funk on. Oh yeah,

1709
02:11:20.319 --> 02:11:26.079
yeah, early. Yeah, that
happened. Chris is Prirgerian, anal

1710
02:11:26.159 --> 02:11:31.680
dwelling vestigial twin wanting him to stop
eating Chipotle. I don't eat Chipotle that

1711
02:11:31.720 --> 02:11:35.720
often really at all. Yeah,
it's like a once every once in a

1712
02:11:35.720 --> 02:11:37.880
while thing, like right, it's
like every once in a while Chipotle.

1713
02:11:39.600 --> 02:11:41.279
Yeah, it's just like yeah,
every now and again, I'm like that

1714
02:11:41.479 --> 02:11:48.000
specific every now and again, I'm
in the mood for that specific flavor profile

1715
02:11:48.039 --> 02:11:50.319
of burrito, you know where it's
like, yeah, I can, I

1716
02:11:50.359 --> 02:11:56.000
can have this specific I always get
like the chicken, the chicken, pinto

1717
02:11:56.079 --> 02:11:58.840
beans, white rice, fresh tomato, sausa, maybe some cheese on it.

1718
02:12:00.359 --> 02:12:03.479
Uh. And then a double wrap
is usually yes, usually like what

1719
02:12:03.560 --> 02:12:07.119
I do. Sometimes I do double
if I want like a real burrito,

1720
02:12:09.640 --> 02:12:13.359
Yeah, you go to a I
know, I love rice. I'm just

1721
02:12:13.439 --> 02:12:18.279
I'm one. I'm one of those
unlucky souls that people say soap but it

1722
02:12:18.399 --> 02:12:24.439
just tastes like not food to me, a cilantro, like, it doesn't

1723
02:12:24.439 --> 02:12:28.680
taste like food to me, And
people say soap, but I don't really

1724
02:12:28.680 --> 02:12:31.159
get the soap thing, but it
just doesn't. My tongue's like ooh food,

1725
02:12:31.239 --> 02:12:35.159
No, it ruins the rice,
and I'm like, could you can

1726
02:12:35.199 --> 02:12:37.439
you niggas at least have some plain
rice for me, for for the for

1727
02:12:37.479 --> 02:12:41.479
the for the other part of the
population Like nah, not fuck you,

1728
02:12:41.960 --> 02:12:45.000
like we're like fucking bitch. I'm
like, all right, wait what rice?

1729
02:12:45.039 --> 02:12:48.680
Don't you like? No, it's
just it's their rice is cilantro on

1730
02:12:48.760 --> 02:12:52.640
lime. So since it has cilantio, I don't funk with it. Yeah,

1731
02:12:52.079 --> 02:12:56.399
doesn't matter if it's brown or white. They just don't have plain They're

1732
02:12:56.399 --> 02:13:03.880
not playing for bitch as people like
me, They'll fine, it's good.

1733
02:13:03.920 --> 02:13:07.439
It's it, dude. I think
arguably they have some of the best tortilla

1734
02:13:07.520 --> 02:13:13.079
chips. I think they're very good. They're really good tortilla chips. I

1735
02:13:13.119 --> 02:13:16.760
will say it like Chipotle is one
of the Chipotle is one of the I

1736
02:13:16.800 --> 02:13:20.800
like the rice too. But the
thing which they want to me, the

1737
02:13:20.880 --> 02:13:24.520
thing to me about Chipotle really is
that like it really depends on when you

1738
02:13:24.560 --> 02:13:30.319
get if you catch it, when
all of that ship is fresh, when

1739
02:13:30.319 --> 02:13:33.880
they just put out like a new
bucket or like a new like thing of

1740
02:13:33.000 --> 02:13:39.439
everything, that ship is so good
it's unreal. But you're very rarely ever

1741
02:13:39.520 --> 02:13:43.920
going to run into a situation where
all of that stuff is equally fresh,

1742
02:13:43.960 --> 02:13:46.600
You're gonna be like, maybe the
chicken is not not super fresh, with

1743
02:13:46.640 --> 02:13:48.319
the rice is maybe like this is
kind of like been sitting out for a

1744
02:13:48.399 --> 02:13:52.399
while. Sometimes you'll get a fucking
royal flush where everything is fucking stale and

1745
02:13:52.439 --> 02:13:58.479
that ruins everything. But that that
handful of times where like you get it,

1746
02:13:58.520 --> 02:14:03.439
everything is fucking fresh, it's like
it's it's pretty top in those moments.

1747
02:14:03.479 --> 02:14:07.079
It's top tier fast food. So
the way that you can get that

1748
02:14:07.840 --> 02:14:11.119
is if you go but who does
this? Most people don't it, But

1749
02:14:11.239 --> 02:14:13.720
if you have the privilege if you
work at a specific time where your lunch

1750
02:14:13.800 --> 02:14:18.600
is early or whatever, because when
it first opens, everything was just cooked

1751
02:14:18.119 --> 02:14:22.279
in a way that say, I
I every once in a while, i'll

1752
02:14:22.319 --> 02:14:26.520
get Panda Express. It's right up
the street from me, and they have

1753
02:14:26.640 --> 02:14:30.680
this honey sessime chicken. It's pretty
much the only thing that I really like

1754
02:14:30.720 --> 02:14:33.399
from there, and they it's not
made yet when I show up, so

1755
02:14:33.479 --> 02:14:37.920
like, hey, give me five
minutes. It's fucking crunchy, hot as

1756
02:14:37.920 --> 02:14:39.960
fuck, like it'll burn your mouth, and I'm like, dude, this

1757
02:14:39.039 --> 02:14:43.600
is this is so much better than
I ever fucking thought it would be.

1758
02:14:43.560 --> 02:14:50.119
This is incredible for me. Yeah, I'm picky. I like, I

1759
02:14:50.159 --> 02:14:52.039
like, I like, I like. I'm picky, But I like rice

1760
02:14:52.119 --> 02:14:58.399
a lot so fine in most places
because I just prefer rice over every,

1761
02:14:58.479 --> 02:15:01.239
like, over literally everything. I
just tho I want, I just I

1762
02:15:03.159 --> 02:15:05.920
just I get sluanchal on lime.
Rice is amazing for a lot of people.

1763
02:15:05.960 --> 02:15:09.479
But it's just like I wish some
things just they wouldn't, like,

1764
02:15:09.520 --> 02:15:13.159
hey, throw the ship in afterwards. Huh, you could have a fucking

1765
02:15:13.319 --> 02:15:16.640
I don't know, it's it's really
just or at least just have an option

1766
02:15:16.760 --> 02:15:18.640
of not having that, because it
fucks me. I can't get rice at

1767
02:15:18.720 --> 02:15:24.880
Chipotle, and it's like weird to
me. They're like, this is crazy,

1768
02:15:26.039 --> 02:15:30.439
all right, she's not She's not
pipping on my pippa cringe, gay

1769
02:15:30.479 --> 02:15:35.439
cum obunga homeless transfer who comes?
You can lead, you can can you

1770
02:15:35.720 --> 02:15:45.079
lend an N word a pencil?
I remember that letting Chunley rip my DNA

1771
02:15:45.159 --> 02:15:48.920
strands into pieces will be the base
God asking Selma cash money for feet picks

1772
02:15:48.960 --> 02:15:52.000
on Twitter? Dead serious? I
did see. Oh I remember that.

1773
02:15:52.079 --> 02:15:54.720
I remember. I totally remember that. I do remember that that guy is

1774
02:15:54.760 --> 02:15:56.600
so weird. Man, Like,
that guy is such a freak. He's

1775
02:15:56.600 --> 02:16:01.840
been doing that for years, right
when he follows like every person on Earth

1776
02:16:01.960 --> 02:16:11.239
essentially, like he follows so many
people. He was great dude. Anyway,

1777
02:16:11.319 --> 02:16:13.840
anyway, we got we got my
solace for a little bit. Joe

1778
02:16:13.880 --> 02:16:16.159
Biden's inner thoughts are dial up sounds. Fuck it, carry on with the

1779
02:16:16.159 --> 02:16:20.800
Britain slander. Shit sucks here,
mister pants swing. I would greatly enjoy

1780
02:16:20.840 --> 02:16:22.359
it if I heard he got tack
to you by Lillian Derek's wife with twelve

1781
02:16:22.399 --> 02:16:30.520
inchtra He's he's upping the inches on
this every single time. I don't know,

1782
02:16:30.560 --> 02:16:33.959
man, he just inches spum befutters
using the burning using this burning Koran

1783
02:16:35.000 --> 02:16:39.440
as a spell component, I cast
earthquake at ninth level, targeting Turkey.

1784
02:16:39.000 --> 02:16:45.239
It's crazy, damn jolly old dipshit. Louis Armstrong first man to nut on

1785
02:16:45.280 --> 02:16:50.840
the moon. What a that's base
that I would love to nut on the

1786
02:16:50.879 --> 02:16:56.120
moon. That'd be cool as fuck. You know, they're taking applications to

1787
02:16:56.159 --> 02:17:00.879
live on Mars, like say,
yeah, you'll do like first, they'll

1788
02:17:00.879 --> 02:17:03.840
do trials of you living for a
year in like a condition that's like Mars,

1789
02:17:05.239 --> 02:17:07.719
and then if you're good to go, then they'll send you to Mars

1790
02:17:07.719 --> 02:17:11.200
and it's gonna be a whole two
year thing. So, uh you're gonna

1791
02:17:11.239 --> 02:17:15.840
be there and you're gonna basically be
the Martian like that Matt Damon or whatever.

1792
02:17:16.719 --> 02:17:24.319
So Matt Damon, just yap is
a hell of a drug. Propene

1793
02:17:24.399 --> 02:17:26.719
is a hellot I'll tell you what
tofa laser pistol, ciphergraft that if Chunnley

1794
02:17:26.760 --> 02:17:31.120
had a penis, I would suck
it vigorously. Same two mad six under

1795
02:17:31.280 --> 02:17:41.040
uh Uno dose gaze quatro sinco sinko
gaze. Uh so stupid Thomas, I'm

1796
02:17:41.079 --> 02:17:46.159
not spiteful. Fuck you suck my
dick Sweeney, Uh Dom, I'm squirting.

1797
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Get a glass. I want to
see it. It's a matter of

1798
02:17:48.440 --> 02:17:50.520
time before he blows a load.
When I thought it was time, I

1799
02:17:50.559 --> 02:17:54.200
caught it in my mouth. I
sucked on. I sucked on eight long

1800
02:17:54.280 --> 02:17:56.559
cocks. I don't know what this
is. Comes in Ivy Sweeney Superpowers being

1801
02:17:56.559 --> 02:18:00.840
confidently wrong. Back to tank of
com caucases you container the crmell for gays,

1802
02:18:01.040 --> 02:18:03.840
Donald Trump burping on Dom's clit,
Chris wearing earplugs to role play as

1803
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deaf and blind. That was me, man, this wasn't nice. In

1804
02:18:13.920 --> 02:18:20.040
Gump's voice, my Wiena has gone
all big jed day. She pipped it

1805
02:18:20.120 --> 02:18:28.280
on my Pippa possum is the only
empathetic person from Long Island. Soy chrismy

1806
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Gusta verdega, damn black dick,
nice n nice. Maybe she drinks piss,

1807
02:18:37.799 --> 02:18:43.120
but at least she exists, now, that's true. Stephen Hawkings italicized

1808
02:18:43.159 --> 02:18:48.879
the jaw licking clad on Eppie Island. I'm going to hell, aren't I?

1809
02:18:48.920 --> 02:18:52.760
Yeah? You are, uh,
just the hard r star coffee.

1810
02:18:52.239 --> 02:19:00.479
Calling cops pigs is an insult to
the noble pig, the pig, I

1811
02:19:00.479 --> 02:19:05.479
would say, pigs are yeah,
I mean pigs, that's something. The

1812
02:19:05.479 --> 02:19:11.280
fact that they're also delicious, which
I don't feel like cops would be flattened

1813
02:19:11.280 --> 02:19:18.440
to death by Rhea Ripley's doja cat
ass real rare. It was a huge

1814
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She's a thick uh ww wrestler on
all this stupid ass makeup, you know,

1815
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but then when she takes it off, You're like, oh, she's

1816
02:19:26.399 --> 02:19:31.680
actually quite she's quite pleasant, you
know, a normal person. I stop

1817
02:19:31.799 --> 02:19:37.719
really pretty not quite president A pretty
lady dad exquisite. I stopped paying my

1818
02:19:37.760 --> 02:19:41.319
rent so I could be a real
fan transferm Gremlin exposing people with nactose and

1819
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tongers the ninety million rodens of ionizing
radiation. You not vin panagelic dam.

1820
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I want your loving even though we're
both men, So please put your hand

1821
02:19:46.879 --> 02:19:50.959
down my pants. Bad romance.
Uh bye, lady go I got Craig

1822
02:19:52.040 --> 02:19:58.559
the Canadian Richard Fist, get the
kop food aboard it better. It's your

1823
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boys, shawnny d Ben and Jerry's
Funky Monkey. I live in Philly and

1824
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everything you guys said is true.
Also, I just saw a horse running

1825
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down nine ninety five by itself.
Chef voice. You're listening to W ninety

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eight point three smooth FM, the
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shitt in the Woods by Mackelmore three
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you get seventy two five boys for
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1829
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smoking, joking and moons going like
this. Lord of drip mh, Lord

1830
02:20:24.440 --> 02:20:28.280
of homeless drip, Dracula float dude
with the neural link cut me off in

1831
02:20:28.360 --> 02:20:35.280
traffic. I took out my flipper
zero and gave him gender dysphoria. Obi

1832
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won't sha blow me, Jackson Vernon, Norwegian game dev paying so Derek cares

1833
02:20:43.840 --> 02:20:48.000
Kremlin de Gremlin Himothy McVeigh. I'm
gonna steal your bones. They were made

1834
02:20:48.000 --> 02:20:50.239
in a factory, a bomb factory. Going to like Kurt Cobaine myself with

1835
02:20:50.360 --> 02:20:54.959
comm Abbaye, Derek, your penis
is out, sween be like, I

1836
02:20:56.040 --> 02:21:00.000
have a great imagination. Okay,
Homo, imagine fucking a dude, imagine

1837
02:21:00.079 --> 02:21:07.799
sucking balls. I can't a sad
guy, a sad guy from Michigan.

1838
02:21:07.799 --> 02:21:11.079
Can I get a Can I get
a dick pic with your grace weatpants on

1839
02:21:11.159 --> 02:21:13.440
and one without them? Can I
also get three picks of your dick in

1840
02:21:13.440 --> 02:21:18.000
any position? Also? The Papini
brothers hold Derek's engraved glasses, Chris's audio

1841
02:21:18.079 --> 02:21:24.440
remote and swings Discord link for ransom. Dude, give me my fucking remote.

1842
02:21:26.479 --> 02:21:31.319
I have still not found it.
I'm so annoyed by this man,

1843
02:21:33.040 --> 02:21:46.639
it makes me not want to like
engage with my Yeah yeah, Donerson Doc

1844
02:21:46.719 --> 02:21:52.479
Doncorson uh installing a faulty neural link
in Chris's head that plays thunder on repeat.

1845
02:21:52.639 --> 02:21:54.159
You gotta pay the trolls told to
get into the boys hole Gage six.

1846
02:21:56.280 --> 02:22:00.879
The ancient Greeks knew it was never
gay straight, but rather top bottom.

1847
02:22:01.040 --> 02:22:05.200
That's why breeding famboy bussy isn't gay. If it wasn't for the negative

1848
02:22:05.200 --> 02:22:09.879
connotation, sexual predator would be would
be a bad hast title. True.

1849
02:22:09.920 --> 02:22:11.760
I know, I know what you
mean. Yeah, that is it is

1850
02:22:11.799 --> 02:22:16.920
a It is a shame. It's
a shame. It is that so that

1851
02:22:16.920 --> 02:22:24.000
sounds bad. It's like apex predator, but except for just what you have

1852
02:22:24.040 --> 02:22:30.000
to say it like Matt pet like
I'm a sexual predator. He's not a

1853
02:22:30.040 --> 02:22:35.639
predator. He's a sexual predator.
My name is Boof, and I'm a

1854
02:22:35.879 --> 02:22:43.399
sexual predator. It's like the cock
so terrible cock ass cheeks sense what kind

1855
02:22:43.440 --> 02:22:50.879
of name is soap? Anyway?
You some kind of muppet? Help fuck

1856
02:22:50.079 --> 02:22:56.399
and evil Lesbian Home Alone six,
Enter the home Averse. Chris is a

1857
02:22:56.399 --> 02:22:58.280
secret pist drinker a ship so nice. I had it twice, John Strickland,

1858
02:22:58.360 --> 02:23:05.159
call me avatar. Are I'm on
Roku watching watching watching a monkey asshole?

1859
02:23:05.319 --> 02:23:07.920
I don't I don't know what any
of this means Merce eighteen eighty nine.

1860
02:23:11.280 --> 02:23:15.319
That's so dumb, Merce eighteen eighty
nine. What do you mean not

1861
02:23:15.399 --> 02:23:18.280
tonight, Adrian. I'm a world
class boxer. It's really not up to

1862
02:23:18.360 --> 02:23:26.479
you. Yo. God, Now
that's a sexual predator right there. Now,

1863
02:23:26.479 --> 02:23:30.120
that's a sexual predator if I've ever
seen one with a negative context.

1864
02:23:30.959 --> 02:23:37.879
That kid does that? President box? Adrian, you have, you don't

1865
02:23:37.920 --> 02:23:41.920
have much, say it's me Rocky. See you can't say no to me.

1866
02:23:41.959 --> 02:23:46.159
I'm Rocky. You don't have much, say, being very honest,

1867
02:23:46.200 --> 02:23:52.840
and then he pushes and then he
pushes Adrian into hYP hydraulic press. See

1868
02:23:58.319 --> 02:24:05.120
you're dead now you didn't he said? He Oh my god, it's like

1869
02:24:07.239 --> 02:24:16.239
saying you don't have If I'm being
very honest, I mean, I'm a

1870
02:24:16.319 --> 02:24:18.239
grown ass man. I can take
what I want from you. I don't

1871
02:24:18.239 --> 02:24:22.239
have to see just because I have
asoda drink head full of piss, does

1872
02:24:22.280 --> 02:24:26.479
it mean I'm not a fucking full
grown adult that has the power to overtake

1873
02:24:26.520 --> 02:24:33.440
you. It overpower you with ease
and trebidous pretty much, Polly, get

1874
02:24:33.440 --> 02:24:46.360
your mussy over here, saying I
don't know out here. You got the

1875
02:24:46.360 --> 02:24:50.959
fun out of here? Rocky.
You calm down. I'm mixed. I'm

1876
02:24:50.959 --> 02:25:00.639
making calm down. You gotta calm
down now. I'm gonna gonna fuck you.

1877
02:25:00.639 --> 02:25:03.799
You guys, Please finish David here
for thirty five minutes. Please,

1878
02:25:07.559 --> 02:25:11.479
We're so close to being done.
First touch of Keiy David featuring King Charles,

1879
02:25:11.639 --> 02:25:16.840
the second with his unsightly Hasburg jog
guzzling piss uh. The second Church

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of Keith David featuring being better than
the first touch of Key David pre raz

1881
02:25:20.760 --> 02:25:26.840
Blake eight nine to six Logan Paul
has the WWE United States Championship for over

1882
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ninety days and it has defended fucking
once. People really like asterix and obelisk

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bruh. Really just a small junkie
and a fat in some fat fuck I

1884
02:25:33.719 --> 02:25:37.680
don't know what any of this means. Uh uh getting laid for mispronouncing that

1885
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one African country. Damn a little
dick rag. Little dick Rag lost my

1886
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job at Coles because they caught me
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on the sixth floor, and as
always, rounding out our list is the

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King of Haphazard. Thank you all
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