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a special edition of Mac Maloney's Military X File Show. This is Pistol Pete
and tonight Mac and the gang are throwing an on air book party for Mac's
new book, how to Dump a Body at Sea and Not Get Caught the
Al Ferrari Story. Now, our regular listeners know that Mac and our buddy
crime novelist Mark Zippula have been working on this book for more than a year.
Well, it's finally out and on sale, and tonight we're going to
talk about how it all came together, plus when the movie's coming out,
and some funny behind the scenes stuff too. I'd just like to remind everyone
that they can go to an Amazon dot com and type in how to Dump
a Body at Sea and Not Get Caught to get your copy of Max's new
book today. It's that easy. That title again, how to Dump a
Body at Sea and Not Get Caught. And now let's join the party.
Well, good evening, everyone, Welcome to Macloney's Mill Treksund Show. Here
on the Distant Thunder Radio Network. This is Macloney, a very special show.
This is the Online Book Party. We have a new book out call
How to Dump a Body at Sea and not Get caught by Macloney and Mike
Zappola. We're going to be talking about the book tonight, why we wrote
it, how we put it together, behind the scenes, stories, et
cetera, et cetera. But first, let me introduce the members of the
posse. Girls. Get ready, I'm not teasing you this time. I
know it's been a while, but get your mister, get your fan,
get your big box of cleanics. You're big box of white you squeeze in
your lou because he's here, the real item one one, How are you
very very famous Mac Maloney, the very famous one one? Glad to be
here and glad to be anywhere. You had some impostors on on a couple
of shows. Well what happened? We've told you that there you so you
moved castles as we were saying, correct, yes, we moved into a
different castle. This is uh a king a King Richard the third really here?
I think? Did they call him and King Dick? Three? Go
ahead, go ahead, go ahead, man, I mean I know my
history where you're actually you know, when you're you're doing metal detecting and stuff
against beach. Yep, you actually could find stuff? Yeah all bet Yeah
yeah, Bill Wyman. That's what he did for ten years. I have
to leave the stones. He was like going around with a metal detector and
he found a lot of really interesting stuff. There's a lot of stuff happened
over there over the when's the last time you had fish and chips? Uh?
You know it's been a while. It's been a month now, Wow,
Okay, the blooms off the road, so Sileen's been trying to back
off on it. And then you know, I hate to eat fish and
chips in front of her. You know, the chips are the thing.
I had fish and chips today. This place near me has amazing chips.
If you just want to eat chips, yeah, which I take French fries.
Yes. Better than any restaurant I've gone into. This is a take
It's a totally pure takeaway place. It's always stuff to go. I don't
know till lunch today. Just go, you eat on the beach, you
eat your car, or I just take it across the street. I'm like
a two minute walk to the place. I went to lunch today with a
good friend, Philo Baines, who's on trivia shows. It's the president of
Winning Moves, the game guy. We went to the boat House in Essex,
which I've been to a couple of times. They give you, I
got fish and chips. They gave me so many French fries. They gave
me a you know what like a dinner platter is those are the French fries,
and then the fish came in. Who eats this many French fries is
said to be I don't know, it's nuts, but it was good.
Though it's good. There's so much potatoes, you know. Yeah, French
fries are like well wrestlings for you. But anyway, that's another show.
Hey listen, no switch he tone he's m I A. Would you say
he's m I A. He was still kind of looking for He joined us
late last week, so it might be a patent farming. I think he's
one step away from Dylan. In the limo. Frankly, we mentioned that
sometimes basically when Bob Dylan made it in quotes, he signed a big contract
of Columbia. He was driving around a limit with all the people who had
stuck around with him, stuck with him through thick and thin. He stopped
the limb when he kicked them all out. I got that feeling that that's
what's going to happen with Switch. But anyway to make up for it,
Chief and Security here with the band. Right then he said, oh,
I just fired my bin. What happened? H Willie club? WILLI is
with us? How you doing after a week off? It's great to be
here tonight. I'm really excited because we're going to get the preview a potential
New York Times or whatever best seller, so you know I've never had that.
I'll tell you I've been waiting all day to go through this. I've
really enjoyed that novel and looking forward to chatting about it. I also concerned
you mentioned about Switch. Yes, I hate to start a rumor, but
I understand that what happened was is the kitty cats get into his piece.
He's very won't come on the show without it on, even if you put
it on backwards. So that's that's unfortunate, and it's too bad because we
could have shut his screen off. Well you have to look at it,
but apparently that really bothers and I understand he could have won like a hat,
you know, like raven with right. Yeah, yep, uh,
you know they're coughing up more than real hair. Let's put it that way,
right, Oh exactly, they have balls, speaking of also with us,
Well, then you get this over with for us in the studio with
us. No, I don't know why I put it that way. I'm
sorry. You'll fall mechanic out then. Now yeah, wow, that's that's
an interesting I'm sorry, I am You know he was going for Ravens right,
and instead he just took a right turn, he took a right hook
and just took a shot at me. Well, I wanted to save the
best for the last year. Well, I don't take that as an insult
either, Willie. I want to I want to know. How did the
Celtics win last week? Yeah? They certainly did. You know the odds
were sixteen and they won by nineteen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They don't have any trouble with teams. I think they were twenty nine
and three and the team they were playing was three and twenty nine something.
Ok, there you go. But we thought they'd have a letdown, but
no, they said, you know, twenties twenty straight wins that they got.
Yeah, they missed the other night. They lost the first one.
Wonderful, but they're they're not to talk sports, but wow, what a
team they have to get. They finally put together a team that is.
Yeah, I'm telling you it's it's in the top five, if not the
top three. There's a lot of tough teams are West anyway. Also with
us is a favorite good Witch up there in sideways. Raven is with us.
Raven, How are you Raven? My friends? Hi, thank you
for having me. Yes, good to see it too. Well. You
know, the family that is just keep pouring in. I send them out
to you. Everyone is so glad that Raven is back with us, That
Raven is back. I'm so glad to be back with the five drunk White
guys. Wow, it seems like you want to go bowling on Tuesday.
The energy is back in the show. Right, you got that? How
do you White? I had to flag the tape at about the fifty two
minute mark of what you would do if you passed on? What would be
like forster Raven? Right? If I go, if I go before him,
There's no way I'm not haunting him. He's going to find someone else.
Good luck. You know he'll move on and you know, just morning
time. You know how much morning time because you're like alive. Meat would
be like you know, like in a lifetime movie like Oh, I love
you so much. I don't want you to suffer. I want you to
find someone who loves you and who you love. But then I would like
just turn the tables on the other side, like oh no, no,
no him ever going to find someone like men busy movie. It's a ghost
and reverse r exactly. Get yourself a little venus fly trap. You can,
you can take care of that. Okay, all right, I won't
even tell you what mister mister raven. That's what you get to look forward
to. Go ahead out. Now that I said I wouldn't even something happens
to her, go ahead'd be hooked up with another woman like in Less of
the Week. Wow, what No, when k you would be the maid?
Go ahead out. I won't even tell you people what I told my
wife what happen if she You've said it twice and now you have to tell
us. Yeah, really really really sure. I told her I'd go find
a twenty year old Asian that wants to become a citizen. Wow, that's
what that's love. I mean, let's go that. That's great, you
know, because it'll be it'll be a financial and you know situation. He's
a romantic. And then when she out after five years, when she became
a citizen, I'd asked, you have a younger sister who's moved up.
Wow, and I'd go, you had it all planned out anyway, doesn't
make it transactional. I told her this, I mean I seriously did say
it to her. Okay, wow, And she didn't kill me. So
yeah, I'm close though. So listen. So tonight is the online book
Patty. The name of the book is how to Dump a body at Sea
and not get caught? The al Ferrari story that a good buddy mak Zipoola
crime novelist and I have written. It's out. It's doing great. Everyone
is intrigued by the title, let's say. And we're going to be talking
to people here tonight who had some way or other some connections to the book.
Have I have read the book? Okay, so why don't we do
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here in the distant Thunder Radio Network. This is Mac maloney. What what
show we have for you tonight online? Book Body Toodnight celebrating the fact that
we finally finished a book called How to Dump a Body at Sea and not
get caught by myself and my good buddy Mike Sapula, Washton crime novelist.
And we're going to be talking a lot about the book tonight. But joining
us, let me introduce first of all the members of the Posse Girls.
Yeah, he's back. He's back, very famous one one JJ I'm back
and better than ever. Hello girls, he everybody, Hello neck, good
to be here, back in black. Okay, I've missed being on did
you really well? Should we say we missed you well? Thank you?
That makes you feel better? Okay? I heard there was an imposture that
was impersonating me on the show, and yeah, yeah, we catch up
with that individual. He did a swell job, as they say. Uh
anyway, Uh no, Switchy tonight, Switchy. At the last moment,
Bill, there's a lot of rumors spreading around off air, but what's up
with switch? I think I can safely say that a new chapter has started
in the Switches life. He's on the new path, I'm going to guess
anyway, Security Chief Willie Clove is with us though, you see. And
Mac, he's great to be here tonight. And as I said, you
know, it's just exciting to be able to review this book. I really
enjoyed it and so looking looking forward to this tonight. I'll tell you Okay
now now, but we have to talk about the gorilla in the room and
what it was was that last week you were at the Celtics game. Do
you have good seats by the way, I did? They were company seats,
nice from a company I used to work for. Oh nice, Okay,
up in the luxury boxes. Really yeah, Holy canoly? So last
week while you were there in the lacery box, switch was you know,
I don't know, on vitamins or something? He said out let me quote,
I can take club out and kick his ass. Did you hear that?
Hun? You know, Mac, I did you know where I wasn't
able to be available for the show last week? Go ahead, I did
listen to the show. I like to listen to it when I'm not on
to see with the quality of the show if it stays up at that level
and anyways, I was. I'll tell you, I was shocked and disappointed,
really, and that may be one of the reasons why I switch isn't
isn't here? And I thought it had to do with his hair piece.
That's the room about whatever it was, it was, it was really kind
of not like switch. And I understand, you know, particularly the way
he went at one. Yes, you know, he also challenges Wan later
on in the shows. It's like he's mixing up, yes, mixing up
club for Wan or something. Yeah, going around, you know, the
thing that happens. And I understand, you know, when he's got his
hair piece on backwards, you know, sometimes he goes off shot, off
script. Yes, you know, when you're envious of some of your co
workers. Sometimes it comes out at times like that. And I really was
sorry to here. But the nice thing about it is mentally, yes,
that's good for him. You know, it's like you know, you hold
on yes, all right? Is that what you do? Well? It
depends what you've eaten before here there you go. That's another show, you
know, you know, onion rings or something maybe not well listen speaking of
onion rings in the studio with us today, Is you a folk mechanic alan,
Now, wow, how you doing? I'm doing great? Actually I
had some onion rings tonight, did you really? Yeah? Yeah? And
some fried shrimp oh wow, huh and they came from market basket. Really,
we have to seabrook, we have to drive home the can you take
a yuba home or at least of the galley? So listen, wait,
wait, wait, can you say that word one more time? Ub uber
uber? What is it? Uber uber uber? Like? Oh oh you
you must have gone to dog yesterday. Listen that the rice of laughter you
hear is from a very very good witch up and sideways and raven. Hi,
my friends, thank you so much for having me. That hurt date.
That hurt why because you made fun of my accent? Now it was
really funny. Okay, say it may one day you will sponsor. What
did you say? You just said it to you? What is it?
Really? Wow? Huh? Such a difference. So how are you tonight?
I'm good? I was Actually while we were on our break, I
was scrolling Instagram and I came across a restaurant that I followed in Salem.
I don't know why I follow it, but they started selling a one pound
mats realistic. Oh yes, my ears went off because I'm like, that
is what's the name of that? I want to know the name of the
restaurant. Yeah, there's I know people who will just jump the joy over
that is that? Haidening me the eye? Yeah, just one trip,
one trip later, it's worth it. One pound of cheese fried bread on
it. Oh, yes, do it. Yeah, they specialize in hot
surgery. As it turns up. Listen, we have a guest with us,
super fan Susan. Kay. Now listen, we have to clo and
it has to be sustained. Applause for Susan, also known as the hot
Chick with the vet. Susan, how are you tonight? I'm doing excellent.
I'm so excited to be here and just looking so forward to seeing all
of you. Thank you so much. Wow, Okay, putting up with
me, putting up, putting up with us? How's the co vet?
What's what's the latest on Its still looking pretty in the drive right, all
right, that's all you need. So looking you you've you know, you've
hung around with us long enough to know that we were working on this book
for a long time and the book has finally come out. It's called had
the Dumble Body at sea and knocking to cott the al Ferrari story. Now
it just came out, Susan, I sent you an advanced copy. Did
you read it or not? It's okay if you didn't, it's fine if
you didn't read the whole thing? Did you just to know? Yes,
easy reading. I put at the top of my note. Great book.
You never disappoint loved the story, loved each loved the whole everything about it.
You got to pay attention to who's you know, reporter or yeah.
You just have to pay attention to that, right, Yes, yeah,
And that's the funny thing. You have to pay attention to who you're right,
who they're talking to, and also where they are. You know,
if you look early in the story and you can see whether these people have
in these interviews, it kind of lets you know what's going to happen at
the end. Anyway, So you have ten questions for relating to the book.
Is that true? I do? Unless that's some music, there's probably
gonna be sexy jazz music. But and should we count down ten to one?
All win to ten? Can we do one to ten? One to
ten? Let's go one to ten okay, Yeah, the quickest thing you
can to get us right, Yeah, as quick as possible. That's just
that's that's the all top ten past history past. Okay, So this is
this is ten questions having to do with the book that just came out.
How to number Bloody at Sea and not get caught on Amazon? Oh,
I should say excuse me before you start. I should say that Mike Sappoula,
the co writer, isn't here tonight. He's actually on a PR tool
and he's appearing tonight with an m m A wrestler of boxer. You know
what's the m m A. I don't even know. Mix Marshal, mix,
mixed Marshall. Yeah, so he's one. He's being interviewed along with
this guy to so please susan number one question from Mac certainly. So I've
arranged the questions. I have a question for each of you. Okay,
So the first question goes to Mac. So, after having read your book,
I detected some certain familiar topics in regards to things I've heard you discuss
or mention on the show. Do any of the things in the book mirror
your own life? I mean, stealing cause and burning cause and stuff,
There's certainly things when I grew up. I grew up in Biluchester, pot
of Boston. I saw them go on. You know. Whether I was
involved or not, I really can't say. But you know, things like
that just happened everywhere, you know, when we're growing up, and when
Al Ferrari, the main character in the was growing up too. So yes,
yes, question, The answer is yes, thank you. If you
have some for Mack, I'll pretend to be mock too, okay, so
you can. You can ask me his questions if you have anything him.
So then this actually was for Mac, but I crossed it out and wrote
for Mac. So, in your opinion, would setting an older model Corvette
on fire be an acceptable way to dispose of a problem vehicle and still be
able to collect on insurance? And by the way, I'm asking for a
friend, okay, you know, just just for my own gut film.
I would never do that. I mean, it would be you know,
I don't want to say if you had to burn any cap, but I
would never burn a clovette, no matter how how you know what I mean.
There's just something sacred about club vettes. In other cause, too,
it might be into unti mental club, not at all. There's a there's
a line you have to if there's a line that you can't cross. And
I think clovettes would be a catalyt. You have to have an emotional attachment
to your to the cattle, right, yes, if you think that's an
albatross, yeah, but the corvette, it's a you can always Boston used
to say, alcatras around your right, alcatras funny. Then you get a
part with it somehow. Yeah, but you can. But I don't think
people can always sell clovettes, you know what I mean. You can don't.
You don't. You don't have to resort to Berni clovette. So I
would say no. Now now l L is the UFO mechanic, But how
about you? How about it? That ends on you. It depends on
the year of the corvette. Really you own a corvette? Yeah, well
you you would burn a corvette. It depends on the year. I mean,
if you went to a C one, C two, C three early
years, probably no, right, if you got up into the sixty eight
sixty nine past that you of those because they're starting to become worth something.
Either way, once you get up into the two thousand era kind of.
Yeah, you never bring anything from the sixties never, I know, because
they're too valuable to the seventies, even the sixties especially. Yeah, yeah,
the way they're worth way too much even as a project. Right,
I'd have a real sentimental attachment if I had a covet, man, I
would. I mean, mine's in Sleeping. The one going I have is
a ninety right, and I've hoped it would go up in value. It's
at this point it never has is one of the most rarest club vets.
But that might be another show. Because Susan's shaking a head. Please next
question, Susan, Please, So this one was address addressed Mac in regards
to Switch. So, okay, let's pretend these here. Go ahead.
So I've noticed you've had one one and Command of Cobra write something I know
in a previous book. One one wrote the farward of one of your previous
books, Mcmaroney's Haunted Universe, This until Everywhere. I'm just gonna be sorry
everywhere ahead and one one has admittedly never even read your book, never read
the book. Do you do you? So I read that book? Ahead?
Go ahead? Do you exclude inviting Switch to write a forward, being
that he actually reads your books because you're concerned his forward may possibly be longer
than the entire book itself. Switch, come on, Switch call in switching.
Yes, yes, that'd be truche. He'd bring us down a tude.
This it would be, you know, been the wingman, I mean
the the the month man with the quatter and his ask somehow you bring it
all together the questions. Yes, I would, I would. I would
dedicate a book to Switch before I'd ask him ride the forward. Next please,
well, he'll never come back now I have to hear this all right.
Next one's for Jayjay one one. I've read your forward where you've commented
how mac Was has authored many books, and you are two favorite titles,
I UFOs in Wartime and Beyond Area fifty one. Why haven't you read them
yet? And is it safe to assume you're not going to read this one
either? Regards to the first question, I've read most of both of those
books from matarial and for research. I haven't read them cover to cover unfortunately.
And this book I read as soon as I got it in my kindle.
I finished it up in a couple of days. It was great.
I couldn't stop reading it. Thank you appreciate that. Thanks number five.
So now there's number five is ruined. So number five was to mac and
it was How offended are you that one one hasn't read any of you?
Boy? Yes, well I'm deeply offended. As it turns out. I
think we kind of joke around about it, but I know that he has
dipped into Macloney's haunted universe on cl everywhere for your research or whatever. But
did you really read this one though, I'll just ask you directly money.
Oh yeah, I couldn't stop reading it. Really, I read. I
think has a kindle but I have just a kindle app on my laptop.
Yes, yes, couldn't stop scrolling through it. I couldn't say next one,
next one. This is too crazy, next one. It's a crazy
story though, it's really kind of What was cool about it too, is
that I recognize the areas that you talked about. Yes, I was familiar
with them. I was familiar with some. Actually most of the locations that
you spoke of in the book. We made up a few, so that's
the ones you didn't recognize. But anyway, that's okay, that's yeah,
I'm glad you enjoyed it, because if you enjoyed it, then I think
a lot of people won't. Yeah, I got I got it in that
respect. I got the vibe from those neighborhoods and that age group, right,
I think. So, So you give it a yell like I said,
Wow, you'll give it like a three star on Amazon instead of five
because I haven't written my review yet. Okay, all right, we'll leave
me a three star instead of five. You talk about just if you do
five, then you know there'll be no problems, all right, but you
get okay, of course. Anyway, please, Susan. Next ten questions
about how to double body at sea and not get cut. So I have
to piggyback onto what JJ just said. One of the things that I really
enjoyed about the book was having grown up in the area, so I could
kind of relate to some of the places and maybe allegedly some of the activities.
Go ahead, Yes, So the next question is from mister Club.
Mister Club, it's so nice to see you again, is it true?
Nice to see you too, Susan. Thank you. Is it true you
used to go packing in the same state forest where the cow burning scene takes
place. Yes, let me just tell you I wanted to add because you
talked about it in one The reason I'm really attached to this book is because
one I grew up in that city, not far from where they talk about
the different streets. And yes, we used to hang out at that particular
where we call them reservations State Park, and that's what we used to drink
when we were teenagers. We could drive up there and park in the woods.
We could go parking with our girlfriends fell so we spent a lot of
time there. But more important, as I had mentioned to Mac, when
I was a teenager, I had a friend who provided a service like Alan
Jimmy were involved in during that time a lot of our It was a time
when guys were getting called up for draft for the military. And the first
thing we did in our place, you know, when you get out of
high school, was you went out and you bought a vehicle. You bought
a car, and of course you had no money to pay, but you
know, you get what you can. So all of a sudden, everybody
was getting their draft notices and they were stuck with these cars. So my
friend, who was quite an entrepreneur, he offered a service that he would
take the car and dispose of it so that you could at least get out
of the contract, you know, going over tom or wherever they were going.
Ye, the car payments, right, Rather than bring them, he
used to drive them over clips. He used to push them over clips.
Yeah, huh yeah. And I hate to admit it, but I witnessed
it. So he did very well. And so anyways, when I when
I read this story on chapter one about the burning and all that, it
really brought back some chills. I almost felt like I knew the people that
were involved, the neighborhoods. It's very accurate as to what they're talking about
as far as the neighborhoods and all that. But yes that that I go
by that reservation two or three times a week, and I think back.
But now that I've read this chapter, I it brings a tear to my
eye. That's the Fellsway Parkway, right, Fellsway Reservation. Yeah, it's
off the Fells. It's called the Fells Reservation. And there's a couple of
places up there. But I don't want to get too much into the exact
we understand. I think that's not right. But it's a very popular area.
So at this point I should to explain that the whole idea of the
book is like three to four years in the life of this guy who is
a juvenile delinquent in the Boston area in the late eighties. Late eighties was
kind of a weird economic time, and just how this guy hit. He
had different different interactions with the law, both good and bad as it turns
out, but he always seems to come out a little leg here in the
end than any then other people might be. So that's what the story is
about. But it's also explains in some detail some of the scams that this
guy got involved in. And I suppose you can do them too, if
you can, if you work had enough, if you look, you know,
close enough into them. But yeah, they ripped off some big retailers,
They kind of fooled the mass Registry. They stole a piece of the
Titanic. Yeah, crazy stuff, you know, And it was all true.
So anyway, and as I'm glad people are saying it's a quick read,
because you know, if you write it, if you write it quick,
it's not a quick read. But if you write it and you edit
it and ed it in which we did just continuously kind of refining it.
That's what makes it a quick read, you know. So I'm glad to
hear that it was a page journey. You couldn't really stop because you say,
what kind of crap is this guy getting into? Next? Are going
to get out of this? Right? Right? Yeah? Yeah? Funny?
Next, please Susan ten questions having to do with the book. Alrighty.
Next question is for Mac. Is it purely coincidental that all the computers
referenced in the book are Max? What say it again? Please, I'm
sorry you probably haven't haven't even noticed? Is it purely a coincidence that all
the computers referenced in the book are Max max and none? Notice that McIntosh
McIntosh like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah no. Did they even mention
computer? Oh that's right? Yeah? On the ship that yeah, on
the boat. That's the boat. There's there's a Mac. Yes, right,
there are a couple of times, is it really like, okay,
there's another Mac computer. I've never even seen a Mac computer. Someone told
me once you should get a Mac compeuter as you're a Mac guy. But
I never, I never have. I always had like PCs and I wouldn't
know what to do. What about you have a Mac, don't you will?
Yeah, graphic ards there was always a math Yeah, yes for that,
yes right, yep, he said in graphic ads is more for that,
right than just right? If you if you did business stuff, you
use a PC. But if you did anything with graphic cards, Mac was
a way to go. Yeah, the graphics was so much better at Next
please suits. Next question is for the lovely Raven. Raven, from what
you've heard about Al Ferrari, would you date him if you could? Wow,
that's a good question. I feel like we would probably start out doing
like, you know, like an f WB sort of thing. Yes,
why what is you? Please? So the oh sorry for the for the
late person, it's a friends with benefits situation, friends with benefits benefit out
of that, I would definitely need to know more about him, like as
far as his his star sign, his rising, I need to I need
to get that sorted out to see if that would be something I could potentially
deal with. Really, coffee cafe, drug dealer is fine with you,
but you have to you have to know what his sign is that Yeah,
yeah, yeah, ok, rug dealer. Logical temperature in mindset. Right.
Okay, let's say bigger is better? Another show? Please, Susan
save us. How many more of these do we have left? Just curious?
So I really have one potentially two more. Okay, let's go with
to please. So this one that I couldn't seem to get worded right,
I'm probably gonna wish I don't bring up. But here we go in one
of the chapters, uh, where they're on the sailboat. Yes, he's
got bones within the parrot. Yes, bones the parrots. One of the
main true that parrots. Sorry that pirates had parrots because they were good watchdogs,
great eyesight, especially at night, a little bit of infrared vision,
great sense of smell, great hearing. They seem to sense things a few
seconds before they happen. Because the description pretty much sounds more like a cat
to me, don't don't ever, there would never be a cat, I
mean book that was associated with cuche. I know, but that's one of
the reasons it was funny, because I actually looked up parrots and is like
kind of an all encompassing word for a lot of different birds. But pirates
actually used to have them because they were they were really good watch dogs or
like geese. You know, geese hears something from a long way away and
they just start squawking, and you know, they're like watchdogs. But they
do have Pirates do have infrared visions, so the seagulls as it trends out,
and so they can see things in the dock and they they would know
if they start another ship out there in the dock that it's time to start
squawking, you know. Plus they have that they're they're kind of intelligent the
way where they talk to you and stuff like that. So and and also
pirates had them because they believed they were good luck too. So that's why
you always see, you know, the pirate always has the pirate on I
always has the parrot on his shoulder, you know. So, yeah,
they've learned that. Go ahead, Raven, you're going to say something.
Yeah, I read something recently and I just learned this. Maybe that makes
me real dumb because I also just learned something else about windmills that death.
Okay, finally makes me dumb. But I just learned that pirates wear the
eye patch so that when they go down to the skidies or whatever, they
can pick it up and they can see in the dark because that I is
adjusted to be dark all the time. Show that and I was like,
oh, that makes a lot of sense. That's an interesting windmills actually produce
things. I thought that it was just to check and see how windy it
was outside. Just learn this, not even kidding one bit three weeks ago
and stuff like thatchris mills. I figured it was just a way to check
how windy it was outside. And if the windmill is going, you know
it's windy. Hey listenuch, they can't go out and lick their finger like
everyone else. Look, okay, that is a parrot story, though,
go ahead, let's hear it. Yes, please, you got to hear
a parrot story. A parrot story. But I heard on the news on
the BBC. Yes, so we know it's legit. Yes that there was
just they had to quarantine this parrot who was a foul mouth parrot excellent and
the parrots part a parrot that was always swearing, you know, they had
to get him out of this particular a varya that he was. Yeah,
and it was like, you know, like a zoo kind of thing,
show off the birds and other animals. And they moved him into another place
that had other parrots and he was teaching those parrots that come on, that's
fine, this is no maybe, yeah, it makes sense. Yeah,
that parrot, that's I would have fed him some Dicon club. We have
one more question, Susan, We do okay, and this I just came
up with. I thought of it earlier and I sincerely mean it. I
don't know if anyone else feels this way. Okay, So you know I
always have to add, having gone to film school, yes, I think
this would make a great movie. Well yeah, yeah, I mean you
can you get it's written very episodic, if you know what I mean.
Every chapter is like a different little story. So that's that's a lot of
how movies go to our series, like on Netflix or something. You know,
my agent, super agent Jim Frankl is going to be on in the
next segment with us, so we'll ask him and we'll have it on tape
then, right, you know, In response to that, think about who
you would want to play those roles those yes, right, yep, just
think of the same thing. We don't want to and we don't want Tarantino
directly. No, no, if that no, no, oh, I
just found out something bad about Tarantino. And you know, I liked him
for a long time, and now I'm like, and they're letting him direct
a star trek. Come on, what's a man with people? Come on?
You know that he's f that up. Yes, anyway, when we
come back from the break, we'll talk about him. But I agree with
you. And when someone said, if somebody asked, you know, what
act did you have in mind? I think this act is a little bit
old. But you know, like the cop who is in it, Vogel,
he's kind of j Bruce. What's his name? The cop? I
forget his name anyway, the cops, Yeah, you're right, who is
Yeah, Steve Bruce was being interviewed in it throughout the book. Dennis Larry,
you know Dennis Larry, the comedian. Yeah, no, you don't
think so. That was a sealthy thing. This is never It's a difference
between ever and sealthy thing. Okay. I swear Rale was still alive.
Yeah, and he was a little younger. Yeah, he would be kind
of weather beaten. That weather beaten kind of you know, you've seen it.
But he had the attitude, he had the attitude he could have pulled
it off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree. Yeah,
someone like that, some kind of city ish, world weary, that
kind of stuff would have been. I think it's good for the cop.
Who would play al Ronaldo? I got to cut that out. Who would
play Al Ferrari? Wait a minute, I got no idea. Wait a
minute, those guys stunk on them and what's his name? Deter? So
listen, why don't we do this? Why don't we take a break now
and really calm down. You're listening to Macmonie's Military X show here on the
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a dump of bloody at sea and not get caught. The Al Ferrari story
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do it? Do it? So a guy goes into it for his annual
physical. You know this one, go ahead and and you know that.
And then he's having his physical and the doctor says, okay, it's time
for the you know, for the process. So the procedure with the finger
and the prostague right, and he puts on the glove and stuff and tells
the guy to take his position, and then he begins the exam and the
and then the doctor says to the guy, says, you know, don't
don't worry, don't be embarrassed. It's it's very natural for somebody to get
an erection during one of these exams. And the patient says, I don't
have an erection, and the doctor says, yeah, but I do.
And I just kept going on and on about myself. I'm taking a leak
in the driveway. Just I know you'd like to talk to Total States Ranger.
This story has got nothing to do with the Bruins game. It's what
happened with Grandma. I was wondering if those were sadow messacres of straps or
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This is mac'maronniy Wild and show have you tonight online book Potty Tonight We're
Russ celebrating. I guess you could say the release of how to Dump a
Body at Sea and Not Get Cut, the Alfaerrari story on sale now on
Amazon. I was able to write it with a good friend, Maxappula,
crime novelist from Boston, and it took us about a year, a little
over year longer than we thought. But it's finding out how to dump a
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what everyone's talking about. Let me get you, reduce you to the co
Pattis the fellow pot Is Girls. He's with us for the first time in
a couple of months. Across the Plutal Bray Famous one one. Wani,
oh mackle, everybody, I'm back and I'm feeling good about it. Mm
hm. We'll be here, glad to be anywhere. As a matter of
fact, Keith Richards, real quick, what happened Winston the Hedgehog? You
just abandoned him from cast. I'm hoping he's a good hands. I found
out that somebody, a single mom, just recently moved into the cottage that
we vacated. Yes, but it took about three weeks for the landlord to
get somebody in there. I left the hedgehog equipment, including the hibernation house,
in place, because I knew he was already hibernating, and if you'd
be hibernating in there, because it looked like it, I didn't want to
open it up and see, but sure, yes, I left notes.
I left notes about for the hedgehog, labeled the box and the feeding station.
I said, look, if ever moves in wants to experience the hedgehog
for at least three hedgehogs in the garden, I've got I've got food,
two bags of food. I get all the equipment ready to go, just
you know, yeah, open it up and the feeding stationing bring it,
empty it and put put food in there, just in case they didn't hibernate.
But they should be hibernated by now. Let me the first instructions for
the hedgehogs. Can I can? I land Look, the guy who owns
the place was cool with it. Okay, can I just tell the kids
read they're all dead? Come on, let's just face it right now.
Look anyway, all right, look troopers, I'm sure they are also our
security chief is here, Willy club Willie, How you doing? Mac?
It's great to be here tonight, particularly book night, Book night. Yes,
to listen to a lot of the comments here, but yeah, what
a great night. And food on hedgehog I wanted to ask one is that?
How is hedgehog meat? Is it edible? I think it's poisonous,
tastes like chicken, tastes like the spines. It's like it's like shredder or
something. Can you put in the shredder? Take sausage out of it?
Anyway? Now I'm getting the talks. It's such a big deal in the
UK. But about saving them and preserving them and making their their life's better?
Really crazy? The hedgehogs? How much better can he get? Listen
no Switch tonight. It's kind of mystery m I A hopefully not p ow
but you know we're gonna have to find out exactly what's going on with Switch.
It will be interesting. But with us is a favoring good witch up
there in sideways and the Raven is with his raven. Hi, my friends,
thank you so much for having me. Get your hat on, et
cetera. See no Raven. It's pretty cold here in New Hampshire, but
you look like you're in No Malaska. It's freaking freezing here. Got my
hoodie, I got my house coat on. That voice. The voice you
hear is Agent X in New Hampster. Agent X joining us X OWEO,
I'm never better and thanks for having me, and I'm glad to see all
my friends. Never better, never work was also in the studio with us
the show Yo. Before I introduce everyone, go for all mechanic Alvin,
Now though, al how are you doing? I'm doing great, macle wet's
see everyone looking for pulling on his instance laptop. What's going on? I'm
on Facebook market please, I'm sure okay. Also with us is super fan
Susan K. Thanks Susan for joining us. Hi, everybody, how are
you? Thanks Massachusetts? Nice to see you act Oh wow to see you
Susan two my new friend. Also, I'm saving the best on last believe
me. Also joining Miss Pie is super agent Jim Frankel, who we also
have to clap for because He also tends top out. Damn, Jim,
how you doing, Jim? I'm doing well here. We're past the I
think winter is over here now really? Yeah? Get down in North Carolina
for like two weeks and now it's supposed to be seventy one by thirsty.
Oh, come on, get rid of them now? Or this is North
Carolina? What did I say? Huh? Yeah, didn't I just see
the pictures of alligators in frozen ponds with their noses sticking it. I saw
that picture, pretty amazing. Where's that North Carolina? The Carolinas? Yeah,
huh, well, there's only about thirty six million of them down there,
as the turned out, that's the furthest reach of there. Yeah,
up there, Yeah, because they can't take any colder wpre so I've never
seen one in our front yard yet. Waiting also also joining us very rare
occasion, because she's very busy, is the very lovely Lowest Lane. Please
let's clap Lois. How are you? How are you tonight? Lois?
I'm doing great? Thank you. Okay, it's going to be exciting night
talking all about the book. Okay, all right, all it was exciting
as well, Lois. I have to tell you. I agree with Mac,
you look exceptionally lovely to wows you know. So anyway, so we're
talking tonight about this book that pel mac Zapooter and I wrote called how Did
Dumble Body at See? And not going to call it the al Ferrari Story,
and and what it is. It's a it's a collection of interviews having
to do with this guy who grew up in the late eighties in Boston,
was kind of a international it's a kind of a urban environment, tough time,
tough economic times, and he was a juvenile de Linklin who kind of
took those skills and went to great heights with them. So anyway, the
book just came out. Very few people have read the book, but now
we have two or three people here who have done. And I'm just going
to go we'll have read it. And I'm just gonna go to Lowess real
quick because actually, a Lois, you didn't read it, but you had
it read to you. Correct. That's how Yes, that's the process.
Wow, there was a long Okay, yes, okay, an audio you
have the audio book, I'd say it's part of the editing process. I
will read the book to her, yes, yeah, yeah, Okay,
now I got to say, she's only fallen asleep once in this process,
right, in many years, only one that did kind of happen. Okay,
So, so lois, do you have a not during, not during
how to jump a body at sea and not get caught? Why? Well,
Ferrari story, I was alert and interested throughout. Can picture every little
action action packed your life of crime, lewis exactly like to hearing about it.
Yeah so so, but you called in tonight with a special reminder A
couple reminders here, Well, yes, there are some. First of all,
don't forget that it's available on Amazon now as we speak. But we
have these coasters with that have the cover of the book on them and a
QR code on the back that will take everybody right to the Amazon site really
to purchase the book by coasters. That's awesome. Yes, bock coasters that
have to cover of the book on one side and then a narrow indicates that
you should turn it over and there's a q R code on the back of
it where And I just found out just in the past week what the hell
QR codes on They're amazing? Who who invented? Yeah? Yeah, I
took my Yuba too lifting into the twenty first, I mean really crazy.
So now Lois has she's shown thetphone this year. You know it looks like
a little c D turn it over there, please, Lois. Oh,
we got one right here too as well. Okay, we don't see it
and it just yet and it just goes right to the Amazon pages. Amazing.
Whoever invented QR codes? Wow, what a genius. I mean,
it's it's pretty cool. You don't have to go anywhere anymore. I mean
literally, you don't have to go anymore. You just take a picture,
take a picture. Yeah, yeah, really cool. So anyway, so
what we try we're going to do is we're distributing these bo coasts, not
that many of them, but this is a there is a you know,
several hundred all over the country. They're going to be down Vero Beach.
They're going to be in La Seattle, Marshfield, Massachusetts, and also Chicago.
If I didn't say and we're going to say, you know, the
great of Boston, let's say hopefully up in New Hampsta someplace. If we
can get something X up way up there in the mountains. But it'll be
it'll be interesting to see you know how this works. It's an odd promotion,
let's say, you know, an unusual promotion. But they're kind of
almost like little keepsakes, so keep an eye out for them. Bakost is
for the number Body at Sea and not get cot uh lois item number two.
I forgot my item number two. We were rehearsal. Okay, so
listen. When do we take a quick break here and we'll be right back.
You're listening to Macmoniy's military excellent show here in the distance. I never
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sustain run of applause which we will sweeten up and post, So please stay
tuned. We'll be right back after this. Hey, Mac Maloney fans,
this is Pistol Pete and I'm sitting here with the one and only Mac Maloney.
Hi Mac hi pee. Now, Mac, you've got a new book
out called how to Dump a Body at Sea and Not Get Caught that you
wrote with our pal, famous crime novelist Mark Zappula. How did this whole
thing come about? Well, Mac and I have this mutual friend that we
would go out having beers with every once in a while, and he had
the same twenty stories that he would tell us kind of over and over again,
and at some point I said, you know, we should write these
down, and we did and it turned into a book. It's such a
crazy title. How'd you come up with it? Well, kind of the
same thing. We're in talking to this friend of oz one night and he
just said, you don't how to get rid of a body sea and not
get caught, And of course we didn't know, and so he told us,
And the secret is in the book. But I can say that it
involves a lot of chainling fence and some crabs. Al Mac you gave me
an advanced copy of the book, and like I said before, it's one
of the funniest things I've ever read. It reminded me of the Sopranos,
if the Sopranos had a laugh track. Thanks Peter. But it also gives
you instructions on how to do some pretty shady stuff, stuff not exactly legal.
Well, yeah, the book is about the true life adventures of a
dreuvenile Delinklent growing up in Boston in the late nineteen eighties, so you get
a lot of the inside stuff, like the Best Way to steal a ca
best way to burn a caa, how to make fake IDs, things like
that. But in one chapter you actually tell people how to turn an old,
broken down Toyota into a brand new Rolls Royce in five easy steps.
And it actually works. Yeah. I know, it's sounds crazy. I
didn't believe until I saw the proof, but yes, it actually works.
Now, one last question. There's a lot of laughs in the book,
but also a lot of pretty crazy stuff legal and illegal. Is it really
all true? It's really all true, but on the advice of publisher,
they've asked that's not the same thing beyond that for legal reason. But yes,
it is altrue. Well thanks Mac. That's how to dump a body
at sea and not get caught, The Al Ferrari story by Mac and crime
writer Mark Zippula. Get it today on Amazon. Luck eyed kid is waving
to me frantically. Okay, it turns out, he wrote to me he's
got a little bit of a shy He's a shy kid, Mick, You
know that, right, Yeah, I know. Yeah, in my observations,
you know, a little bit of a crush on Raven. So yeah,
he just asked if he could just have the mic h just for thirty
seconds or so, just to to live some pickup lines. Raven, you're
ready, You've got to drink about two or three miles. Okay, go
ahead, Hey kids, ready, here we go. Hen Are you a
magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears? Are you?
I thought you'd say, oh at least? Okay, all right,
that's a good one. I want to give it on a scale of one
to ten. Give it from jail. So I didn't think of that one
eight. That's that's easily like a two hundred. Whoa kid, Okay,
let's go. Why don't we just go on and let's see how fut this
goes? Do you have more? Okay? Good? H Hey, Raving,
did you just come out of the evan? Because yeah, okay,
right, why don't we just move on. Let's see how quick this goes.
You're forking me. I'm done the kid juicing it up. They give
it a four? Four okay, thanks out of ten? Four out of
ten? Four? Okay, hey, Raving, do you like raisins?
Yeah? Then how about a day where there is the old Bob pickup line?
Oh yeah, yeah, creativity is up. I made these up.
Go ahead, let's just go with the deck. Kick up. Okay,
do you know CPR because you take my breath Roky, you made a song
from chop Gun? Yes? Yeah, stopgun too? Coming out and Tom
cruise there this week? Please kid, let's get us out of this cot
Okay, Hey, Raymon, do you have an extra hut because mine has
just been stirling. See you're wearing her down that kid, that's good too.
Okay, go ahead, please get I can do a can Okay,
Hey, did you just come out of the oven because you look yummy?
Oh, take a turn. Okay, let's go move. Go ahead,
next one, please kid, Hey, Raven, you remind me of my
sister brought in a romance pays so it's so flattering because I know you love
your sister oh much, so much. Yeah, please, nice kid.
I got the most expensive binoculars in the world. That's how much I love
you. Finishing strong please okay? Ready, Hey, Raven, I secretly
changed my name your name, so when I tend kissed the mirror, I
feel like we're finally doing it. She left the bar on that one you
broke up? That might be Yeah, let's go one more. Let's happened
one? Hey, Raving, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Ten? If you don't answer, I know it's true. Thanks, Please,
let's see what happens. Can I read your T shirt? Raven in
braille was fantastic. I'm very thorough. She left blind people matter. I
see I see, hey, Ravel, will you have me find my last
puppy? I think you might to that cheap motel room across the street.
Wow, I said she'd love it. Let's see it. Okay, go
on, kid, Let's okay, hey, Raven, just say yes now
and I won't have to spike your drunk. Oh my god, I know
you more than my jarf fingers me. Okay at the end, you lose
it. One more okay, one more? Okay, hey, Raven.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in
my basement. Walk back. We went to Macloney's trank style show here in
the distant Thunder Radio Network. This is Mac Maloney. Wow, what a
show we have for you tonight. Online book Poty celebrating the fact that a
book had a double body at Sea and I Can Cut is now on sale
on Amazon. A lot of people here tonight, girls, JJ is here,
you betcha. Also, ourecuity chief Willie Club is here having a great
time, learning a lot the night about what happened back in the good old
days. You were there, so they were good before those days, the
good old old days. Also with us al Ronaldo Ufo mechanic in the house,
with us in the studio, MCL, did you just have above the
ghost experience there in the other room. Yes, you know, MC and
I are alone in this radio station, at the deserted station, and we've
had issues in the past where Bob the ghost has showed up and closed our
door and done all kinds of interesting things. Tonight, I walked into the
I guess there's the conference room kind of thing, which has the refrigerator with
our beers and everything with the beers, and I walked into a gentleman,
which I really wasn't anticipating because we're the only two people in the building and
Mac's sitting right here. So what what it came down to is one of
the owners of the station has a door to come in the building that doesn't
have the buzzer on it, so we're not we're not forewarned that he's in
the building. So I walked out of the room and I almost bumped into
the guy, and he's like, Hi, how you doing? And I
froze for a second because I'm thinking, Wow, this is Bob the ghost.
But I've got a real big problem because he's looking awful, solid and
right in front of me. You know how that would be wanting you've been
here, you know, you know what I mean. How weird it is
in this building late at night. You don't know what's going on. So
all of a sudden there's a guy. There's a guy standing there, and
so we chatted for a minute and I said, you're yeah, you belong
here. I said, you know, you got to. You got to
kind of give us fair warning when we're in the building, you know,
just something anyway, haunted. Also with us studio, just the robots.
Still the radio show is going on in the other studio and it's just still
going on. It's still carrying on. Anything in there. Nothing. Also
with us, Also with us is what was next? A favorite good witch
up there in sideways and the I raven is with his raven. Hello,
my friends, thank you so much for having me. How much snow you
have in the ground? Not really sure it's just been kind of coming down
all day. But I don't I don't go outside on Tuesdays, so I
don't then something down here that he already told us it's gonna be eighty degrees
out there, We don't hear it. Also, Also, let me introduce
Susan Ka. It's good Susan k super fan down there in North Carolina,
but ex Massachusetts resident. Right, Susan K. Hi, everybody, how
are you? Thank you so much for having me. How long have you
been down there down Carolina? So I'm at the Madison Maydan area north of
Greensboro. Okay, well we're in Chapel Hill. Thank that voice you hear
is super agent Jim Frankel training us tonight for the online book Body for How
to Dump a Body at Sea? And that is the rumor true that you've
actually dumped your co author's body at sea. Now the co author is out
on a PIA tour tonight and he's appearing with a mixed Marshall Arts. Mixed
Marshall Arts, you know fighter, some famous guy. He's going to get
his ass kicked. But all of this sten out there, this, you
know, taking one for the team. That's good. I like that the
rumor is not true that he's actually under the water. Okay, all right,
that's good to know. Not yet, I guess. I don't know.
I don't know what to say. Also, Agent X is with us.
Agent up there in New Hampste How are you doing? Agent X?
Thanks for having me and I have to tell you. One of the best
pots of being on this show is hearing all you guys talk about the old
days, which is way before my time. Seriously, hey, listen,
you better look in the mirror. But yeah, you ain't kidding before you
Yeah, you were old when they built the old school. Come on,
yeh. Also trying to save the best for last. But I think she's
frozen? Can get his uh with us? I used to hang out at
the kancheeky. Oh no, I wasn't a school they have, my friend,
but it's actually mentioned in the book. I had the place, but
then you know the beach bump night Tuesday Nights, fifty cents a drink,
but a long time ago. Listen, the lovely Lowest Lane. Is she
with us? Or is she frozen? Again? Lois looks like she's yeah,
oh that's your bad. Can you hear me? Hi? Everyone.
Oh there you go. Okay, frozen. Yeah, but it's okay.
It's a nice image of I'm saying, hi, okay, thanks for having
me. I'm glad, I'm glad you're able to draw. Did I turn
off my camera? Want you sometimes help? Would that would explain it?
Okay? Go ahead, there we go. How about that double l We
can hear you clearly nice he takes up the bandwidth. So tonight we're talking
about how the Double Body at Sea and Not co cott that I was I
was able to write with Maxipoola, and it took us about a year or
so to write it. It's about this friend of our mutual friend named al
Ferrari, who was kind of a juvenile delinquent growing up Greater Boston area in
the late eighties and all the mischief he got himself into and as it kind
of turned out in the end, I don't want to say crime pays,
but it was kind of lucky, you know, for Al. So the
book is out, please, you know, at least look at it on
Amazon dot com. How the Dumble Body at Sea and Not can cutt the
Al Ferrari story. So I have a few questions here for Superagent Jim Frankel.
Okay, Jim is a literary agent. Jim is the guy. If
you want to write a book, you somehow get a hold of someone like
him, and there you're a between you and the publishing company, the other
person who tries to get your book published. So, if you want to
write a book, you have to at first convince an agent and then the
agent brings it to a publisher. Is that correct, Jim? That is
correct. But there's nobody like me. There's no one like you, right,
and you're perfecting that. I think the Albert Einstein look that you've got
there. Now. You used to look like Jimmy Buffett for a while,
but I suppose after he died you didn't want to. Right. So now
every once in a while I get my haircut, but it's it's overdue.
I just want to say to you, does equal I'MC squared? Or is
that just a room? Well? You know, we had there was a
science fiction convention called Confusion and one year the name of the convention was E
over C squared And what is that? Equal? Eat me? I'm a
product of the Buston school system. What is M stand or matter matter?
The same thing? Yeah? Okay, is there a punchline there that is
that it? Yes, it's mass confusion. We live in Massachusetts, we
hear that a lot. So listen a few questions here for Jim. Okay,
So the the question that we've got a lot is is Al Ferrari a
real person? And he is? What do you think of the decision of
the publisher to have us just basically say that and say nothing more about it.
Well, I mean if they say, if they say it's a real
person, that's all you need. I mean, obviously he's done things that
that he doesn't want to be prosecuted for. So I understand that. Okay,
all right with that? Yeah, I'm all right with that. I
mean I mean I thought you were. I thought this was your idea in
the first place. Well it was, Yes, What do you think the
reading public thinks of something like that? Well, as long as you you
know, have I mean, obviously you're not going to have a photograph of
al Ferrari. You could have a photograph of a Ferrari automobile. You can
say, you know, this is what happened to him after the book was
done. But is right of choice. It's a special kind of situation.
Not every book is like this, you know. Okay, second question,
how much? How expensive would a movie be too of this? Let me
let me ask it. How expensive would it be to put this book on
film? Well, it depends on a whether you do location shooting because part
of the book takes place in the Caribbean, right and part of what takes
place on a boat, part of it takes place on an island, and
you have stuff in a prison, and so you know, if you want
to do a lot of location shooting, it's going to cost more. It
could cost and depending on who you get to be actors, you know,
the casting, it could go to any anything from from say ten million dollars
to you know, fifty million or a little more than. Okay, you're
not going to need a lot of green screen, which which is a good
thing. Okay, all right, let me ask you. The third question
is, let's see, would you read to play brutal Mafia gang? Would
Simon d. Nunzio Oh absolutely, really yes? Okay, Well he has
that look New York committed, and that's excellent. That's worth the applause the
fact. Wow, h Jim, Okay, that's cool. All right,
that's good. All right, as long as the money's there, that's not
bad page too. So yeah, so listen, show once again, we're
talking about how to dump a body. So I did, did you?
And well that's good? I love it. I love it. I am
from Queen's that's yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's in
a gang when I was six years old? Really yeah, it really was
the type of gang. Okay, all right? And she was the guy
who went and got them sandwiches years old? Really? Yes? Six?
Okay, I'm not making this up. Really, Zone Park not an easy
neighborhood. From a deli. No, I bought it from a deli and
in return, I got a cut of the sandwich. You got a veg,
Yes, got a vig. Wow? Who knew Jim had this hidden
talent? So do you have? Have you always wanted to play a gang?
So you weren't asked until now I'm in publishing. What do you think?
Wow? Okay, material, that's gotta be a place for you in
this movie. That's right. Hey, listen. I was just telling my
wife about the time I met Jake Lamatta because the company I was working for
was reprinting his book Raging Bull before the movie go ahead, and I'll tell
you Jake Loamata was a load. He was age of like fifty. You
could tell this guy was nobody's sweetheart. Yeah, yeah, that it came
out clearly in the movie. Interesting, okay, so you met him.
Yeah. And then there was the time when we did the Luciano story,
Lucky Luciano, and one day we get a phone call to the office and
it's some guy. He says, I want to talk to the publisher.
Now I hear you guys are publishing Lucky Luciano's story. We're not so happy
about that. And I thought to myself, well, that's very interesting,
Sarah. I was just answering the phone. But I don't work here.
I'm an intern. I don't know what you're talking about. That's right,
but that's absolutely true. Really, she said, Well, as long as
they don't come up here, yes right, yeah, yeah, well interest
all right, So don't go up there on a Friday afternoon because no one
will be there. Right at the publishing round that trio everyone takes Friday afternoon
and in the summer, I forget about it, you know, yeah,
I mean you know they say that all the editor is going all the edits
go on vacation in July and then all their analysts on vacation in August.
Right, and nothing gets done for those two I don't know. Okay,
that's why the books don't come out until this time. Yeah right, yeah,
yeah, yeah, exactly. Why don't we do this? I think
we have to take a break and get a technical act together. Here.
How's that all right? So when do we do that? So? When
do we take quick break down? And we'll be right back after this.
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show we have for you tonight. This is our online book partty. Let's
clap for ourselves one more time for the new book out called How to Dump
a Body at Sea and not Get caught by Muir and also famous crime reporter
crime novelist mix Sappula on Amazon right now. We're talking about it tonight.
Let me just quickly introduce the members of the Posse Girls one one is here.
Hello back girls, girls, come back and I'm rare in a go
club is here? Girls, girls? We never really club. Great to
be here, Mac, great book. I must say thank you. I
appreciate that Raven is here. Our favorite good Rich up there and Sideway Brave.
Hi, my friends, thank you so much for having me. Also
in the studio with us is Ufo Mechanic al Ronaldo. Hey, ma I
kello everyone? So I guess like every Italian family has at least like two
ols in it, right, the owls everywhere? Okay, there you go,
and my family has a lot of Maurice too, is that right?
Yea Ellen sounds like a music anyway. Also with us is super Fin Susan,
Kay, Susan, how are you hid doing well? Thanks for having
me. You're going to go up and see Switch at some point if we
could find him. Absolutely, he seems to be so busy. But yes,
I can't wait to go up there. Off Many museum. Make sure
you get your shots, Okay, also with us is Agent X, Agent
X, the firson who works at the agency that works are the agencies?
Ex, how you doing? Thank you for having me and you and I
know where we grow up. You can really dump a body? All right?
Discovered? Okay? All right? And now as a special treat,
we actually have the real Al Ferrari calling in. Now. We talked about
earlier that publisher just doesn't want us to publicize the real Al Ferrari because of
the the kind of content of the of the book, you know, and
for to protect those still alive and so on and so forth. But he's
agreed to calls tonight. So here he is the one and only Alfri.
Wait, the one and only Al Ferrari. Al, how are you doing?
Al? Shit? Yeah? Who wrote this bit? Crickets? Yeah,
lonely Larry was on holy ship? Wow wow wow yeah, let's start
to go. So here he is the real Al Ferrari. Al, thanks
for calling in, Al, Yes, this is the real Al Ferrari.
Hey, Mac, bro, the hell is my freaking ten and a quarter?
Alright, they're gonnall afternoon to write that. So Al, what do
you think about having a book written about you? See? He can't vamp.
That's the problem. He can't improvise. I mean, that was it.
I think he's worried about the statute of limitation. Yeah, what unfunny?
So Al is that? That's it? You're not talking anymore. You've
taken a vowe silence. If by al you mean me. You gave me
one line? Okay, Wow, how would Cosson get out of this?
Ed McMahon the book too. You wouldn't send me one, so I had
to buy it, like a like a commenter on Amazon, Well, okay,
all right, this isn't Al Ferrari. It's Al Ferraro. What is
the name of that coming up? Wow, we're just thinking the book.
Al Well, he doesn't like it. He had a buy so you know,
strike one. I read the jacket. It's masterful. Really. Okay,
you're listening to macloney's Milk Tracks show here on the Distant Thunder Radio Network.
This is our online book party for the book just released, How the
Double Bloody at Sea and not going to cut the Alpha or Ivory's story.
We'll be right back after this. Hey did you see Martha Stewart? Oh
man, I'll tell you men. Should we tell it? We should talk
about it on the show, but I mean, what talking about on we
I this morning? It was it was my lead. I texted it in
at six am sharp and they did that as a lead. Is Martha Stewart
at the age of what eighty two, eighty one, eight one eighty one.
I just want to know this, This is the ship that drives me
insane. You have a meeting, you know what I mean, you have
a meeting. It's a month, it's what's illustrated, And they go,
Okay, what's going to be on the cover this year? Well, you
know it's always been you know, uh, Pauline apostles over, you know,
all these unbelievably gologious, unbelievably out of space chicks. And then someone
says, let's put eighty one year old Martha Stewing. I'm like, but
there's four covers that will be hot. There's four four covers. So there's
a couple of big girls. There's even better. Yeah, so yeah,
they're not you know, yeah, so they got her, and they've got
some girls that are a little beefy sorry right, big black, but you
know one yeah, he whispered, and Gronk's girlfriend is she's not in the
cover, but she's in it. Oh yeah, yeah, and she's put
on a few herself. I mean she still she's still stunning, but still,
you know, she's got a little meat hooking on some guys like that.
Now, well I don't I don't mind it either, but you know,
uh, if you're going to be on the coverage of Sports Illustrated,
I can't see all the fourteen year old kids sneaking at the school and getting
they're taken away by the teacher anymore. Yeah, they should be disciplined.
That's so. I mean senior covers. Yeah, there's four different covers I
collect off four? Is that how they how you do it? Well,
let's how they include everybody her? And it came out in February. Exclusion
inclusionary. Yeah, so not the Stewart should have had Snoop Dogg with her
on the beach. You Snoop has been hitting that. I'm telling you he
has been hitting that. Well he's that high, you know, maybe with
the level of drugs he buys. She looks real good, you know,
but you know, okay, all right, did you see any pictures of
her? Mac? Have you seen what she looked? Saw the cover I
did, Yeah, I did. They They showed it on w E I
on Twitch. It's what it's it's it's a it's a g G gilf as
what she is a nice con so she may be well, you know it
doesn't look modified or air brush. You know, they said this, They
said this photoshop in there. Come on, I know she's a what's your
guilty something? Yeah, guilt, she's a g G guilt great grandmother,
great grandmother. But she looks pretty good here. She was not enough for
a breast actress at the Golden Globes. Steve Ward for the for the three
points right there dropped the mic. I said the Navy, not the coast
Guard, the Navy. Popeye was, Oh, he'd be happy to hear
that. Maybe he's the alien Popeye as an alien, wo hope by the
sailor man. Remember that olive oil also an alien? Yeah, Blueto is
definitely an alien from another planet. Bluto the burger guy, Whimpy, we
should wimpy. He's from Venuspy Wimpy Yeah, huh, almost right itself.
That was my nickname is a kid Whimpy Yeah, because I hate so many
burgers. Really, that's his story. Stick to it. Yeah, what
would they call you for? It was hot dogs? Whoa where'd that voice
come from? I don't know, look back if we went to Maclonie's Milt
Tracks sound show. Here in the distance under radio Network. This is macaloney.
We're in the middle of our online book party, celebrating the fact that
a book that I was able to write with crime novelist Max Sapuola is out
now on Amazon and Skulled How the Dump a Body at Sea and not Gonna
caut the al Ferrari story. And we got a big gang here tonight,
real quick. Girls one one is here, Oh girls, said o Mac
girls be girls Club is here? Hi Mac Hi everyone, excellent party,
excellent girls ex is here. We don't want to hear any more than that.
X. You're okay, yeah, turn on your microphone, Mack Grandpa,
okay, all right, having me and I'm glad that one one.
I'm still hey you get to do you get a haircut today? Because the
shine off your head is really affecting the zoom call anyway? That is a
favorite good witch up there in sideways and raven. How are you? My
friends? Thank you so much for having me write a lot of email coming
in Raven. Uh, I wasn't with us in December, and now all
we get is emails. So glad Raven is back, et cetera. Center
It's very It makes my heart some war im knowing I was missed so much.
Okay, okay, take a roll late, I'll take There's a lot
of super fans for Raven out there, that's true. Speaking of super fans,
super fans, Susy Kay is with us down there in North Carolina?
Susan, everybody, how's everyone doing today? It's nice to be here.
Are you enjoying the party? I am. It's so much fun. Is
it everything you thought it would be? And beer and much more? Okay?
All right? And no cats tonight? How many cats you have?
Fifteen? Right? Thirteen? Oh you had to think about it. You
know where the other two are? Or are they just very impressive? Okay?
Also, aren't also with us where they are? Superagent Jim Frankel waiting
for the Illustrated Instructions four book? Okay, how to dump a body without
getting caught? Oh no, there's a couple of things that we can't talk
about. But but that's another thing. And also with us is lonely,
Larry lonely? How you doing? Hell l there you go. Hey,
everyone looking forward to lunch on on Saturday. Okay, so so so what
do you have? Coco? There is that coco? I have a black
coffee. Women drink No, men drink Jack Daniels, Old ladies drink coffee.
Oh, anyway, if it's an England, that it's too. So
a few of the things we can talk about in a few minutes we have
left. Is Someone pointed out after they read, they said, you know,
this is like an instructional manual, like Jim just said, because in
it you can you can you learn how to, let's say, scam a
large American giant reel tear retailer, a large retailer. How to pull one
over, how to change a Rolls Royce, How how to change a Toyota
silica, an old Toyota selica into a brand new Rolls Royce in five easy
steps. These things, you know, they explain how these things happen,
how they can be done, all valuable tools to take with you. Yeah,
you ain't kidding, so anyways, book yes, right right exactly.
How to survive in prison is another thing, Okay, very important in case
you lined up there right, I played chess in prison. I played chess
in prison. Yet a lot of different things like that. And also how
not the cruise the carabegan as it turns out? But of all the people
you know here tonight and co writer of Mike suppolers out, you know,
doing a press tour with a mixed martial arts Uh what do you call him?
Performer or a fighter? Ok? Yep? Interesting? Okay, taking
one for the team. Uh So, alvin Aldo and I are the only
ones who actually know the real al Ferrari. So if you talk about him
a little bit, well, what's your impressions of him? I mean,
you've known him for a while. I've known him for a while, and
I have to say that I think he is pretty surprised that his life stories
are that interesting people, because to him, it was just the way life
was growing up. Yeah, it was the way growing up. But he
didn't think it was any different than anybody else. And he really got he
was very, very surprised that this was very that interesting to people. So
he's done the things he's done, but he never incurred the situation being different
that not everybody grew up like that that this is surprising to people. Well,
I'll throw it to Ax a little bit. And also well club and
one don't one to know it too, because we all grew up kind of
in the Boston area urban settings, let's say. And it was just kind
of like especially will we in Dorchester X and I it was just a typical
day when you would see, you know, someone in the stolen car or
the cops chasing someone and you're chasing someone, someone's chasing you. I mean,
is that your memory of it? X is like anytime we would go
out and hang the other, this one with young teens, there was always
something. There was always some kind of drama, you know what I mean,
absolutely and more dramatic as you know. I found two dead bodies on
my way that's true. Okay, not in the same day, but right
on separate occasions. Wow, okay, all right, Just you know,
and when you say you found them elaborate as on my church on my way
to church as an autiboy, there you go. Is that God's send you
a sign? He tripped over one of them, right? Was it don
the marsh? Yes? In the marsh? Okay, it's just you know,
the only ones in the entire civilized world that remembers what the marsh is.
Yeah, right, yeah, the marsh it was having you've heard of
Whitey Bulger. Well, Whitey Bulger was from South Boston, but he dumped
all his body and ow a neighborhood in Dutchester. I don't tell you that
pissed the people in Douchester off. That was like, you know, don't
put your trash over here. But occasionally this is what happened, and you'd
see it happen. You'd see a lot of cop activity and so on.
But that's just the way it was, because that's the way we grew up.
That's just the way you thought it was. You know, it was
strange. So, as I told you before, one of the stories,
the two dead bodies, one of them they were both organized kind, but
one of them was I was, you know, I was in the sixth
grade and the other one was a young guy about fifteen or sixteen that got
into the wrong crowd. Yeah, pretty sad. When I was in high
school, bust the technical High, I was on the crew team, okay,
and we used to row a crew in the Childs River that everyone remembers
dirty water by the Standel's. So it was really bad back then. And
we would row crew and they on the dead body floating in the Charles River
and the first thing they did was gopher's wallet. Look they getting his id.
No, not really, but anyway. Yeah. So so it's kind
of like the environment you grow up in. Nothing's a surprise to you,
you know what I mean, nothing is because it's just the way it is.
It's just the way it is. There was a you know, I
grew up out in the Boonies, out in the Hampshire border, and we
there was a gentleman who caught up his wife and threw her into the meat
grinder at the at the Kenny Lake pocket it Benson's Wild Animal. It was
a guy named George Agerley. And if you look him up, this guy
was from Draket and he took care of his wife by feeding to the lions.
Because you happen to work at the park, you don't think of these
things. They're not always just city things. These these things happened out in
the boonies, okay, I mean you know that crazy everywhere. Benson's was
out in southern like a Hudson, New Hampshire, and so you never know
what's what's what? The tigers are really well fed? And you know the
funny Are we sure that that wasn't her final She wanted to go, I
don't want to like, you know, just disgrace the dead. Well,
it's it's another way of saying cat food, right, Well, that's true.
And the other thing was she He ended up getting off by an up
and coming lawyer called what was his name Bailey? Aflee Bailey got him off
and Aflee Bailey got him off, and then he ended up apparently working for
a Chevy dealership in Lowell, and they had an extraordinarily high rate of warranty
work going on out of this Chevy dealer. And GM sense like this.
They sent a warranty rep up from GM and said we need to look over
your files. So mister Edgerley was the service manager, so he took the
GM rep out for lunch and the next time they found the GM rep warranty
rep, he was floating in the Merrimack River. So wow, So that's
why, you know, like I said, when I've talked to Al and
I say, what even if that fire out in the boone, these things
were going on. Imagine what's going on in the city, and I honestly
believe he was an octar boy at one point. Really, so that goes
that goes back to grew up in a leafy, affluent suburb of Everett,
Irate, because we grew up in the inner city and said, oh it
just wasn't you. We had people and badge here too. We found dead
body still lonely. Larry talk about leafy suburbs, just his son who grew
up in the hand of luxury, wealthy up state in the ark. You
we're all wealthy here. That's raving. I'm like, basically a zillionaire.
Really, yeah, what is he? Interesting? Yeah? I just put
all my dollar bills on a toilet paper roll and that's how I really spend
because I'm so rich. That's okay, that's all right. You can tell
just by looking at you, well obviously right, great, And look at
how well she's taking her of her father. That looks like a nice recliner
there moment I bought that? Really okay, that coffee cup too, really
okay, you kind of did. So what's your read on? Now?
My reader now is sung by who uh just somebody? You you? You
you run into every once in a while, who first of all, has
a lot of stories, interesting stories, but you know not I hate to
say it, but not every time you get caught by the cops, it's
going to turn out bad, you know what I mean? It usually turns
out bad, but there are ways, there were times and it doesn't turn
out that bad. I've been stopped by the cops and right before they're you
know, going to do whatever they're going to do, they get another call
and off they go. You know what I mean, that's happened to me.
We were talking about earlier time, one or two times, just that
being a strip club. Two minutes later as it turns out like emergency call
and they you are lower on the totem poles. So so that has happened.
But the book is kind of a collection of stuff like that, of
all these odd things that happened to this guy, and then he in the
very end, he comes out on the positive side. Let's say. So
it's called not odd What would you call them? I would call them crime,
that's odda crimes, you know, burning burning a car, you know,
turning a Toyota into ace. You never got hemmed up and just needed
to set a car on fire you go everyone, not lately, but he
was in a situation that he had to deal with something, so he took
the lesser of all evils, and unfortunately it may not have been legal,
but it got the job done and legal ish, I like that. And
then he had to help the Statute of limitations right out right. Yes,
yeah, it's also about about a battle against bureaucracy. You know, bureaucracy
and you know how you can get tied up and stuff like that. And
then the victim of circumstance, Yeah, a victim of circumstances doing something.
His intention was to do something totally different, like the car burning thing.
He was supposed to be, not the one doing that, the getaway,
the other part of the thing, right. I will say, I didn't
realize the book was on sale, so I only got the first chapter.
So I read that, and then when it ended, I was I was
very upset because I wanted to keep going because it was like, you know,
you can't put it down. It gets very pornographic. After chapter I
checked on the when I clicked on the go ahead, when I clicked on
the QR code, yes, it brought me to the Amazon page and it
said look inside. Oh yeah, yeah. And it gave you, like
the first three chapters, Yeah yeah, it gives you a lot. Yeah,
I mean more than I would have considered. Was no one re Well,
I'll tell you what, if you really want to read dinections a couple
of chapters, that's the way to go. Well, get your interest going.
Well, yeah, but the punch lines at the end of the book,
or it should be. And yeah, a lot of people are calling
it, you know, just financing music and everything superas and Jim frankly,
we do call it rollicking. It's I don't know if it's rollicking, but
it's a lot of fun and you know, and and I have to say
that overall, you get the impression of Al Ferrari as a nice guy with
good intentions, not a mean guy, not a bad guy, just a
guy who gets into some unusual situations that are not always his fault, right,
right, a circumstance of victim of circumstance. Then to it definitely rolled
with the punches. Well, thank you, I'm alive to tell it,
right yeah, yeah, yeah, so well, thank you. I appreciate
that. This is a good time to well end the show on that note.
So just remind everyone again the name of the book is How to Dumb
a Body at Sea and Not Get Cut Al Farrari Surry by McAloney and Max
Appula one Amazon, uh right now and order it eat book and also the
physical book, which is also very cool. I just want to thank everyone
for joining us tonight. Let me start with Alvin now though here in the
studio. Glad to be here, Mark time to call the galley in,
but our order in stopping going. Uh. Thank you well, thank you
Lonely Larry for adding to the fun tonight. Lonely Larry, wake up.
I'm always here to live en up any party matter I you really yeah?
Yeah he's animal, is he? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? If you
bring in the drugs possibly, but just yourself. No. Thank you X
for joining us, X, thank you, thank you for having me and
you know this book is life as we know. It is truth to that.
Yes, thank yous. We appreciate it. Susan Kay, we have
to say good night to you now. Susan aka the Hot Chick with the
clovette. Thank you for joining us and also for coming up with the ten
questions. Very funny, very enjoyable. When are you coming up to New
England. So I am looking at a horse to come up and see hopefully
in the next couple of weeks, maybe a couple of months. Really,
you're not talking about ali on knowing. Actually there is a uh there is
a hush mating scene and the two so if it didn't have enough, there
is a mating scene. Yeah right, I forgot about that. Yeah yeah,
yeah, okay, all right, there's another tease security chief Willie Club,
thank you for joining us. Well, thank you. I really enjoyed
tonight and I can see that that book is on its way to be a
best seller. Well, thank you appreciate. Do you have any junk food
tonight? You usually have a big box of junk food. Yeah. I'm
having a party after weid Yeah you really? Okay, all right, I'm
still looking for those bouncers of bangers. What are they bouncers? Bouncers?
Okay, they still all quick yeah yeah. The twinkies kind kind of fours
because it's so tough to eat one twinkie. You have to take it before
you wrap this up. I just want to put it out there if anybody
wants to have any tips on how to sell aluminum siding to old ladies.
Just let me go. Don't say that come because one now, one one
is in the book. Now, let me just remind me. He's a
character of the book. He was going to say, if anyone but once
to come to England, I'll pay your wow. Wow. Is that how
they're bringing people in these days, Raven. The time has come to say
good night, honey. Sorry, Oh that's all right, Thank you so
much for having me. This was great, all right to have you back.
And we'll get the other nineteen chapters to you, okay, and we'll
also find out we'll I also find out what else sign is and is h
yeah, what is astrological sign? Yeah, just in case. I was
doing some googling trying not to like spoil the book, but I kept getting
articles for the Boston Strangler, so it was really difficult because this isn't the
same person though, So I was like, okay, I can't look any
further without like spoiling the book. That was Albert Salvo. Well, it
was when I first did the search online for like an FBI website, came
up how to dump a body at sea? Oh yeah, I'm sure you're
probably flagged. Yeah, yeah, I hope he wrote it on Well,
I am, I have my shades on it, so that's a stuff.
Okay that that should be fine? Then thank you Raven, you appreciate it.
Thank you. Jim Franco. Have we thanked you tonight? Jim,
well, thank you twice. You're welcome. And h one one. In
terms of selling aluminum siding to little ladies, tell them they can line their
pots and pans with it. Wow, there you go, like aluminum foil
the left or what I do. Wasn't there a commercial about some guy who
said he's telling his grandkids how he was such a hot thing back in the
day and he could have bought a Harley Davison's, but instead he put a
lunar siding on those O God. And I'll tell you what, he probably
did better with their lunar siding than Harley. But he didn't have that much
fun though. Is there an audio edition of this? It was a commercial
TV of the book of how to How to Dump a Body. You would
know sooner than I would voiceover because it's from a company called Speaking Volume,
Speaking Vibumes. Okay, audio edition. We'll have some kind of a contract
with the people at the top of Speaking Vimes. Do you get Marky Mark
to do the audiobook? I don't know, throw throw a bone into a
fellow connections, Yeah, or Ben a flack with a Dunks half and then
if you pay him in dunks. I mean that guy, he has to
do Dunk and Donuts commercials. Come on, I mean what Mahomes Mahomes is
doing? Uh, Progressive insurance? Come on? Well, yeah, but
there's a lot different. It's a lot more money. He's got a lot
more money though. All right, So, Jim, thanks for joining us
very quickly, very very quickly. Who's going to be in the super Bowl
very quick? The Panthers and the Bills. The Panthers couldn't win a high
school super Bowl? They're doing a three for Wow, Baltimore definitely both was
going to be in it, Jim, What do you say, right Baltimore?
Think it will be Baltimore andran San Francisco. Yeah, yeah, I
don't know. Don't give Detroit away yet. The thing about Detroit someone told
me today the thing about Detroit, and I haven't watched him a lot,
but I just know that they're a crummy team that all of a sudden,
now we're in the playoffs, what they do is what they do differently is
that you know, if you have like five minutes to go in the game,
you'll win in like nine to seven or something. What do you do.
You sit on the ball, you're take a knee, you take all
your timeouts, you drain out the clock, and that's how you win the
game. Detroit just keeps on going pass and running pass and they never give
up till the last minute, and no other team does that. So that's
why I'd love it for them to be in the super Bowl. Love it,
love it for them to win. Wow, anybody but Kansas City.
Yeah, sick of Kansas City. Everyone, sick of Taylor Swift all that.
Yeah, that whole thing. Yeah, they want them to be in
the super Bowl because it's huge, it's huge, huge, huge ratings,
you know, but sick of Kansas City. I was surprised Buffalo went the
way it went. Philly is a disgrace. Cowboys terrible. Only Larry has
no idea what we're talking about. Sports. Yeah, yeah, Patriots.
That from a guy doesn't know whether they blow up the football, stuff it
with feathers. Correct. The Patriots hit that hit that good home run?
Yes they have Yes, yes, yes, yes, that's the problem right
on top of everything exactly well put well, so I've said good night to
everybody, right everybody enough, thanks for joining us, and also Lois for
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