WHOA what time do we start every podcast that we do? Will we posted
after the show. Foul Show covered a lot of things today, MAVs,
Tradeline stuff at seven, tiger Woods news as well well Netflix baseball news.
In the mix, there scuttle butt in a local restaurant who was confused they
were damn wrong, talked about some Super Bowl ads. Maybe we'll play one
for you in a minute. We got our hands on early the entire Soul
Local Today things, and we laughed and everything was live. Yeah. Yeah,
so none of the checks recorded three check marks. I asked question real
quick to Danny mostly so I just got an email from Ticketmaster and said on
tickets on sale, Bob Dylan coming to use a call at fair Park.
And I remember hearing this ten years ago because I've never seen Bob Dill in
my life, but I want to worth not. Is it that bad?
No? I just felt looking at Bob Dylan. You're looking at Bob Dylan,
and I think he has gone through his phase of playing songs that are
largely unknown and the ones that are known are indistinguishable. I think he's kind
of gotten away from that, so he's actually kind of making him like this.
He chooses to sing the way he sings, people will like to rag
on Bob. He just doesn't have the well, he never really had a
great voice, but he had a unique voice, and he sang a certain
way. And Bob Dylan's a dude that reinvents himself all the time. And
he's kind of singing again, and he sounds really good. Like the latest
recordings I've heard of him, they sound great. I would I think I
may try to go to this. Does he sing hits? He'll he'll pepper
and some hits for sure, Hurricane. Maybe he's got so many haughing songs,
but yeah, he'll he'll definitely play some songs that you'll know. And
the last time I checked on Bob Dylan, he was sounding pretty freaking good,
especially considering the dudes eighty yea, yeah he's eighty. He's gotta be.
Yeah, if he's eighty, he'll see man, he'll be eighty one
on May twenty fourth, because I share a birthday. I am tired.
I remembered not Bowie toured was mid tens and just like going, I just
don't have the money for right now, I don't have the whatever. Put
it off and then they die and you're like, I wish I would have
gone. That's why I go see I see my favorite band thirty one times
or whatever, but they're not gonna play much longer, so you go.
I've seen Bob Dylan at the Granada Theater. That's awesome. Yeah, he
did three nights there and it was lucky enough. Ive seen him there,
seen him House of Blues, and saw him out at Nokia. And now
you're Billboard Bayless man, how times have changed? And that you came to
the free listen bartas real quick. Yeah, I was thrown at the birthdays
with the Bob Dylan birthday thing. It was a perfect transition because it's not
his birthday to day. No, I just go Anderson Packs thirty eight.
Hey, it was a question in a big game. Yeah, trivia game
we just did. I definitely came to mind when he makes Sonic. Yeah.
I like sending our listeners to cool shows. Andrewer Pack's great. God,
he's fun. He was one that opened up for uh Dave Chappelle,
all right, I think so? Was he a DJ? Uh? Yeah,
he was kind of DJ. His DJ name, his DJ name,
it's kind of funny name. Yeah, Cecily Strong forty. YESNL, there
we go. He's great. Seth Green's fifty. Man, he's fifty.
Give me a robot chicken. Robot Chicken was great when you're in college.
Doctor Evil's son, Yeah he was. Doctor Evils said, yeah, big
voice on sim he's the brother on family Gay. Yeah. Stephanie Courtney's fifty
four. That is Flow from Progressive all right, she has two first names.
Well, she's outstayed her welcome. Well she's not welcome anymore. So
I'm just saying I'm kind of she's a madman too. What's his name?
Sort of taking the mantle from flow Jamie Jamie, Yeah you think happy about
that? Just passing it off a little. Jamie's got the star now,
yep uh the m You guys getting a lot of play these days and an
a whole different company. I know, what like, did you see the
m you guy and Doug that's odd what you did. Vince Neil sixty three,
still got it. I'm a dreamer. Do you sound better than Vince
Neil does? Right now? I gone to take us that with girls,
girls girls today. John Grisham sixty nine and he's still fighting the Court of
Wall he's always he got hot out of nowhere with the Firm and Pelican Brief
and one other one, and it was weird when the book gets hot.
How many books has that guy written about court? But everybody read The Fall
of even a lawyer? Do we even know this? Well? He looks
like it when you look at him. He does look like a lawyer.
What you mean good? Good? See John Hayday sixty nine? Then Mary
Steinberg and is seventy one? Hey? The Ted dancing wife wife or girlfriend?
Is that? I think they are married? I mix them up with
Goldie and Kurt No where as the mother on step Brothers is where you might
oh, yes, might hear the role for me? Maybe she's had enough
of the uh, the young calf and what's the old bull? Or maybe
she's had enough of the old bull and once the young calf? Maybe so?
Is she a tad dance? Not gonna worry about it too much.
Nick Noldy's eighty three The Greatest Bugshot, Yes in the History of Crime.
Ted Copple's eighty four Armed Copper. Wait that's your broke off? Wait at
or exactly it's tonight on nightly News. I'm Ted Copple and my hair is
combed to perfection. He's a that might be better than Darryl Hammond. Dude.
Ted Copple added to the list. Added to the list of Dingemar Jowley.
I'm Harry Raiser. Ted Copple joins the list of Danny impersonations, along
with Jody Foster and Todd Bowles. Todd bulls, you did it. I'd
have to hear it again. Gary replicated Gary Coleman would have been fifty six,
died long a good poor Gary security guard, roof of car. People
say he was silent, people say he was kind of a jerk on set.
Really yeah, I mean it's kind of wrong for that stuff to come
out after their dead mate. Well maybe it's not. I don't know if
he's like it. I don't think he was like a heinous person, but
that was like a thing. James Dean would have been ninety three, Jack
Lemon ninety nine, James Dean or James d d A n oh yeah,
Jack Coleman ninety nine, and then Dmitri Mendelev would have been one ninety mic
astronaut song title Russian shout out to the dude inventor of some kind or scientist.
So earlier we played you and you've this kind of popular knowledge. I
saw this a lot of talkback's kind of requesting to hear this, or some
people who might have missed it the first time played these. At eight we
got our hands on some commercials that are going to air on Sunday and they
never have been played before, and they've leaked out and we got our hands
on them. Yeah, and I think the one that think we should play,
we should play the Enforcement ad. Yeah, yeah, no question.
It was my favorite, my personal favorite, and even so much that I'm
already seeing a graphic for the ad. If you guys want to look at
your phones. Yeah worth a reposting courtesy of a good friend of ours,
one ty Walker. Ridiculous that the photo of the good detective keeping the streets
safe, busting the skulls of Dick wads and it says smell like detective and
Enforcement is a nice can of cologne there. All right, Well, yeah
you want to play that one, let's hear it. I'm going to play
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on. Yeh. Throw it on there, lather it on generously, smell
like your dad's dad with enforcement. For me, that would have been brute
growing up, the green brute or English leather. Yeah, Kevin hit me
with that cord. I'm so sorry, Kevin. Talk backs, of course,
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your hair, they restore it. Yeah, I meant to say growing back
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that. We're on the freak. We say what we want. Guys.
Well you can say Cooter. It's a character on Duke's have hands right.
Well, you're welcome, young fella. Hopefully you heard most of that staccato
delivery he was talking in for some reason. I don't understand that. I
don't understand that's an interesting choice. Wait, what was it again, Cindy,
Carla Bonnie. It matters not take your pic of badge bunnies. Hey,
Mike, it's Katrina Ray in Vegas. I hope to see you back
there again. It's been a while. I don't know if you told me
that I reminded you of your girlfriend. We talked a lot about guitar and
the dolphins and radio. It's anyways, Mike, just just give me a
shout before you show up. Make sure I'm hearing everything. Katrina Ray out,
see you. Katrina has definitely increased her level of smoking since we last
ran into her very sexy voice. Remember Katrina Ray. Who's on the menu
at the Bunny Ranch? Katrina Ray? Yes, boy, if you missed
our Chicken Ranch call this morning, check in on that on the podcast as
well. Do that Kevin did great? Watn't Kevin try to woo a woman?
Yeah, at a brothel and get denied? Kevin got game. This
is called Glen's Give Seasoned Street Food a five shore review on Google Yo review
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silt with the power of God in his fist. The power of God.
Seven very funny Jonathany Viola and his wife Amy on the street. The power
of God. I've got in his fish. To get the heads up,
guys that our friends ever at Zavalla's BBQ bringing us some tasty, delicious goodies
tomorrow nine am hour? Is that right? Ribs for breakfast? Let's go.
It was better than water burger, chili cheeseburger right for breakfast at seven
am. Delicious. When you get the food, put it in a box
and take it home and have it when you're supposed to eat it at this
meal called I don't know lunch. What if it's in front of me and
it's just delicious, I want to eat all of it and that's going to
happen tomorrow. I took a bite and then took the rest home. You
wolfed it down in one segment. Break would you eat the other day at
like eight in the morning that sent you to the stall of the Bono's Buffalo
wings for waterburger with are amazing. The honey butter boneless wings from Waterburger.
Right, they got their party platter going on right now, you know what,
Mike can go get some more, download the app, maybe eat them
in the afternoon. I don't care. I would eat those right now.
They're amazing. But then, oh, this is the best radio show ever.
Guys, I don't care what everybody get the fan and the ticket and
ESPN and Jeff K and the c W and Fox. I don't care what
all those guys say. You are great. Just to name a few,
that's weird. I heard no nice guys. Whatever, Thanks man, You're
right, very kind. Tell a hundred friends, please please, I don't
get it. What's happening. It doesn't make that. Tell a thousand of
your something's wrong. Your friends that still wear pagers, tell them to pay.
Tell a hundred more, and then it's like the battle love brothers.
I don't believe it. Born too late to explore the Earth, born too
early to explore space, Born at just the right time to witness the radio
history that is the downbeat. I love you all, Oh so kind.
I didn't know where that was going, so kind, epic. I already
learned my lesson last time with the boy band segment. I'm not falling for
it this time. I'm calling it's an hour away. I'm calling BS right
now, but I am ready to be entertained. Okay, I don't know
why people listen with the boy band. People don't believe us when we set
up audio. You know this stuff is real. Yeah, go look up
Loads for You and you will find out they've had a huge history here in
the metropoles. I don't get it. Yeah, look up the obituary for
HJA. What would even happen if you googled Loads for you? Why it
spelled? Yeah, let's see if we get some credit. Hey, delay,
I replace the for the enforcement because I think a lot of people just
turned down the radio that had to the carpool line. Oh yeah. The
second thing that comes up is an iHeart an iHeart dot com site. It's
a podcast of the forgotten Dallas boy band, the Downbeat. The first one
seems to be a Facebook page for all. Uh it looks to okay,
huge Bardon beIN liquidation store, thousands of items new stock weekly. We have
something for everyone. Come early for the best selection. This is in Frankfort,
Kentucky, and it is a company called Loads for You, and you
can go visit them. It loads for you dot com l O A Z
the number four y O U. So it's different than the Dallas boy Band,
Amid Cities boy band. Yeah, l O A l O A d
Z number one, but they spell it wyou. The Mid Cities boy band
just use the letter you. Totally different product. Totally different product. But
Inspan has no sesame feeds. Totally different product sort of. They probably do
grab bag style. You pull up and they have a load of craft.
Kevin's gonna have the owner of Loads for You in Kentucky on tomorrow eight o'clock.
Zoom in. Can we please the phone number? No, don't It's
called calm at six am. Yeah, elain no. Ask if they know
anything about Nick Kreamer and the Dallas boy band that there was a Dallas boy
band from the mid two thousand has the same name, and we want to
know who had the name first. Cliff works here. Cliff, come over
here and talk to the radio. Hey down, babe, Hey Cliff,
it's me. It's May Cliff. Robert Bob as cream with no legs.
I'll get stuck in your head. I do big Enforcement's funny. I think
Robert Devall's ice cream is the best Super Bowl ad. That's insane. Tomorrow
morning six replay. So let's replay all of them tomorrow morning. Yes,
I like it. Wake up at six? Do you want to hear them
again? Yeah? Or listen to the podcast? Ye? Do whatever it
takes, you know, really do both. Hey, Mike, So,
I just bought a thousand shares in Soroy Industries. So I was wondering if
y'all could give me a tour of the facility. I'd love to see where
you can make the trap doors. You do not. It's like Willy Wonka
in there. You don't want to take a tourist Roy Industries. There's a
lot of trap doors that weren't ready to be sent to market, lot loose
boltz and I don't even know where I put them all. Trust me,
there's sharpened bamboo sticks laying around. Didn't you hire a bunch of guys that
used to work at Boeing to come help get that going? Had a bunch
of people just lost their jobs at Boeing in the last couple of weeks.
They found there was no There are no bolts at all on the door,
not loose bolts. There do any of them. I'd like to schedule two
deep fike through industry vacations please. Okay, do you want the Ron day
package? I want to take a plane to Spain with Ron Day. Do
I get a discount if Ron Dayne's nodded my photos? You just want to
play into Spain? Yeah, I just want to go to Yeah. No
one's gonna believe it unless Ron Dame is there. Dude, are those you're
get in trouble? You couldn't have gone with like te pain or no,
I'll leave you with the Cowboys. Update they have not granted Al Harris permission
to interview with the Washington commanders. They send, no they can do that.
Well, yeah, because once they named Joe Witt the defensive coordinator.
You can't take a you can't take a lateral job. You can only take
a promotion. You can't take a lateral No, the you can block it
if you want. Sometimes are cool and let you do it. But the
cow was like, no, we want Al Harris here. Strange? Interesting?
Interesting? Does that make him in defensive coordinator? Candidate? Doesn't sound
like it? Well, everything we're hearing, but whatever, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter I'd be cool with it. Eight months anyways, seven
months. We'll be back tomorrow morning at six am. We will have your
super Bowl predictions. Hot scorching super Bowl predictions at eight am tomorrow. Do
not miss that, along with your usual high jinks and more for JJ,
for all of our callers who joined in to win tickets to Australian Pink Floyd
for Australian Pink Floyd per Cassie from the Chicken Ranch, for Mike and Danny
and Kevin. We'll be back tomorrow morning for a Friday freak show. Goodbye
everyone, I don't know what's it, Clean as sho