You're listening to the Downbeats on ninety seven to one the freak. I got
big news, big news three minutes ago. I saw on popular website.
It's official. Taylor Swift is now a billionaire. Enjoin the club. Total
net worth one point one billion thanks to the record breaking Eras tour that helped
boost the US economy this summer. Is what the sentence says. One of
the few entertainers to reach out status based on just her music and performance,
no other stuff. Billionaire. Good for her, Plenny think JJ, you
happy? I mean, there's been reports of Beyonce doing the same thing,
so we weren't talking about beyond. That's fine, but you keep throwing that
out of my face. What I care about this girl? I do not
care about this girl. You hate her? I don't. I just don't
care about her. Hate her, Just don't care about her. Her.
Sorry, J hates I don't think he'd be from care for her. It's
a difference. What would you do if she walked in here, hey and
she's like, oh my god, j J, you're so beautiful. Give
her a hug. I don't you would Taylor Swift a hug? You take
a picture. I don't You would not like her for Cloud absolutely Cloud Yeah,
get likes absolutely, but then they'll come back and like you use the
bast take. I've never bashed. I told the honest truths. Then I
just don't care for her. She's cool. If surprised you with Taylor Swift
ticket, I'll probably sell them. You would know you can't sell them.
I give him away, then you wouldn't go. Probably, not really.
I think I would for if it was convenient and didn't talk. I would
love to go. Yeah, thought I might pay a little money to go,
not much. I definitely would give them away if I couldn't sell them.
She's a billionaire. Give it to a little ten year old girl,
make her day. That's actually really sweet. I mean, the hell if
you give them to the show. I would have loved to imagine if we
gave way Taylor Swift tickets, Oh my god, phones will be temporary ratings
boost we would get. We might need to take out TV ads to promote
that we're going to be giving away Taylor Swift tickets. Yeah, and I'm
not kidding. I mean the country stations did that for George Straight. Yeah,
but that ain't this like it? You know, it would have been
worth it, right for our company to buy to get that spike in ratings
that for like a whole week. Yes, you have to listen all week,
whether it be code words that you need to compile all week, and
certainly you could get half a percent of the people that would tune in that
week to accidentally stick around to actually maybe like you right, you know,
I'm pretty sure one of our stations here did a like a scavenger hunt throughout
DFW like that the spot of balloon or something. If it was something I
think it was a kiss. It was something Taylor tickets. Yeah, like
if we can imagine it could get four you probably get four. If you
could get four tickets, say floor within the first ten rows, Oh well
that's you pay for him, whatever would give him. It would be one
of the best marketing strategies for this radio station. It's gonna cost you money
out of pocket, but you know it's a long game, right, you
know. I mean moms would be stuck listening all day to Dingo's morning news,
mops and but then they laugh a little and they say, wow,
you know what, I like that Nikey He's cool. Yeah, cool,
dude. He's cute. I almost kind of respect what she does more that
she's a bad dancer. Was that laugh terrible? Yeah? She can't dance,
but she can still like fake it enough. He's one of America's best
dancer. Shut up, Mikey just wants to live in her d ms,
just like lining up. I don't care. Should we do the hot mop
that's brought to you by Advanced hair Restoration? Yes, we've made an awful
mess to this acquies. Sorry, not your fancy dress. It looks like
I better grab hot got to get the hot bottom clean it all up,
my trustee hot mob. The fellas I've been looking to self hot. Yeah,
I don't regret that we didn't play hot up for him. We can
get them back on holding. Let me also mentioned too, by the way,
because they sent us some cookies that blinquent a two tour that they announced
and they're going to be coming to Dicky's Arena this time. They played American
Airline Center last time, but they're going to be coming to Dickey's Arena June
twenty fifth of next year. It's your friends over at lavenation dot com.
I think I'm going to get an SNL point out of them. Uh maybe
really, you got a chance for that for sure. So yeah, blink
on a two next summer, we'll probably hopefully we'll be able to give away
some tickets to that June twenty fifth of next summer livenation dot com or you're
coming. Thank you for the cookies, Thank you, Thanks Blink for the
snacks. Here are some talk necks, including this one, which has a
bit of a dilemma for us to dawn beat and I forget that I needed
Mike. These people better support men. Boys spent about six years and beautiful.
This is not the dilemma one morning. Boys spent about six years and
beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada. One of the finest establishments to get diarrhea is
the Taco Bell on Harmon and Las Vegas Boulevard. Yeah great, I thought
he was gonna tell us because they have a giant bar. They do,
any sense, one of the last locations, the finest, the finest Taco
Bell with full bar. It does. He was going to go into that,
but I cut it for time. Taco Bell Cantina there go. Yeah,
they have a lot of Tacobo alcoholic drink. Venus swarming of beers,
wines and gria and twisted freezes somewhere around here. Really, yeah, in
Dallas. I think there's probably one idea. No, no, I gave
you a pretty stern talking to you yesterday on here, and I just want
to apologize about yelling at you for spoiling the mass singer that is the most
spare celebrity and you saying his name meant absolutely nothing to me, So my
apologies. Here. Did you spoil the mask singer there day? Yeah?
It was Tyler Posey from teen Wolf. He was the pickle. And I'll
be spoiling Matt the mass singer all year long here on the Downbeat, stay
tuned in. Like fifteen million people watch it every week. So you're actually
gonna make people mad by doing that, Kevin, and we don't make people
mad, and here in the mornings we make them happy. We don't when
Danny takes a crap on their favorite show. We don't make them mad.
That's not as bad as spoiling it. They're not gonna watch it. They
are. Were's enough time. Let's face it. Our listeners are cool.
They're not watching the masked singer. I'm cool. I'm the coolest guy.
You guys know, and I watched Big Brother. Yeah, Survivor singer.
Yeah, he's gonna watch Fargo. Just finish Sopranos. I guarantee you I
can get him in the top boy. Yeah, that's gonna break the seal
on that whole let's I started on the euro stuff. I'm gonna lose it
to Yes, you're absolutely right, then watch'll spoil mask singer. Hey,
yo, I'm John Mayer. I'm calling because I'm in town. First show
this weekend, and I wanted to call and just offer you all tickets to
it. Unfortunately, since you announced the show thirty five seconds ago, every
single woman in North Texas has ridden a wave of moisture to the ticketing office
and purchase every last ticket. So you'll just have to settle for this talkback.
Can you believe my luck? I started out making generic music for sexually
frustrated housewives, and now I score with a grateful death my face. He's
more kiddy than an animal shelter my face. Man. It does get in
there late too, because we didn't mention John Mayor. Hey y'all, Uh
sorry, sorry did that one. Here's the next talk back from the iHeartRadio
app it's free, all right, sir Roy silence. Oh you guys just
earned yourself a lost listener for that white chocolate take. I may be back
in about a week or so, but for now, I'll take my freak
elsewhere. Pace don't come back because he likes white chocolate. Yeah, I
just had everyone else in the world. No, no people, No people
with a palette and discerning taste know the white chocolates not even chocolate. There's
no cocoa in it, which is the defining factor that makes something chocolate.
It's like a white, tasty sugar blend that they just call chocolate and let
the Round people enjoy it. Does have a different, the distinct taste like
at the I don't know. I just have because I wanted another cookie because
I'm a fellow round person. You had white chocolate. It out. They're
terrible, nasty ruin Halloween, not it. Yeah, even the trigger treaters
that aren't from your neighborhood are going to throw those in the Yeah ideals,
Mio, by Brothel, I know where you live and I know where you
sleep. Halloween'll be ruined on the Devil's Night. Whoakay, why don't you
look so crazy? I when he said that, what would you do if
you want tickets through ninety someone's freak to go to Kiss tonight and it's your
husband's birthday, but you have to miss the Ranger game, but you go
to watch the Rager game somewhere, or go out to Dickie's Arena for the
first time ever and watch Kiss. Let me do any poor thing real easy
for me. I have zero interested in seeing Kiss ever, so gosh,
it's her husband's birthday, though, dude, you've been there. Man,
I've seen him and she won tickets on the Freak and it was fun.
Then it's free. I saw him back in the eighties when she was the
winner of Kiss Song or eighties porn title. Yeah, it was fun for
her. But now it's like a Ranger game. Well, I said,
you asked earlier about Mark Cuban, like man's first home game. He'd be
freaking out about the MAVs home opener, and we really haven't done it much
justice. Jerry even made comments to you, is like, oh, it's
a great thing they've done, and then he said that he was envious and
then had to kind of overcorrect and go but don't think that if they do
pull it off. That my head's not in the right spot. So confusing.
But what he was doubting himself, like because he realized that he said
he was envious of the Raiders going the World Series. You had to pull
that back. And he's like, I wouldn't want to seem like I'm just
some jealous old sap when the Rangers win, I do want them to win.
And he was like correcting himself and then he was over correcting. His
over correct twisted him up. He's in a pretzel like that sex position to
get rid of Danny's hiccups. Yeah, that Danny twisted himself into the pretzel
dip. How do you think I got the hiccups from doing the pretzel?
I don't know much about the Diamondbacks, but I know the key to this
series. We've got to get to Shilling and Johnson early, and we have
to keep Craig Counsel and Luis Gonzalez off the basis in our open doesn't need
to wet the better go Rangers. Okay makes a point. Yeah, don't
forget about Mark Grace, Tony Womack, Matt Williams, Yeah, and Tony
keep Tony Walmack off the base paths and Steve Finley will bring them all in
A sneaky guy, underrated J Bell. If we could not worry about him
too much, it'd be cool that nothing. Well, now go ahead,
I have a itchy finger. You're fine. J Bell second base, and
he once hit the umpire in the face with the ball. He was thrown
a first from like one foot away. It was that season. I believe
too. You can look up J bell umpire face and I bet you can
find it anyway. See, I shouldn't have said it. I should have
let you play play. That forward that young got from the dealship probably was
a quick blow jack and it was turned on. It will tell you via
m how fast that person is going in that car. Fun fact, uh
oh knows how fast you're going. When I returned to you know, I
said that, and they're like, they were so happy. They said,
anytime you guys do anything like this, would be glad to be on board,
which leads meetably. They didn't live track our speed. They didn't live
low jack. Yeah, so I think we're clear, but still, oh,
the fact that they oughtn't give more credit to the taste buds joke is
criminal to here's to the Taste Buds. No, we didn't give credit to
it because Kevo was trying to reverse the podcast whip on me and Mikey and
trying to make us do a fake podcast called the Taste Buds. It's about
food as we which if I mean, we don't make it through the year.
Here, I will start the Taste Buds with you on all your local
streaming wherever you get your podcasts. We will review all of the taco bells
that have a liquid license. Oh oh, please listen to the Taste Buds.
Please, we need like ten thousand of you on patreons. Please donate
five dollars a month to the Taste Buds. We're so hungry, So we're
so scared, saw hungry baby. We don't have health insurance. I might
have one moros did devil light three more? Okay, let's just see.
Hey, y'all, I'm married to that woman who called in with a dilemma
about taking me to kiss or letting me watch the Rangers in the World series
on my birthday. Listen, turning fifty two is really hard. The other
day I had a propologist so far up my rect them that he tickled my
uvula, And it would be really nice if you could just tell my wife
not to give me the auditory version of that experience by taking me to kiss.
Thank you. That's good. That was fast. That would you write
them down? But there's no way. Listener bits amazing. I do love
the hey y'all. Every time I think the guy this is no voice changed
it all? Ever? This is John Mayer. He's always else. Hey,
big Ben, the thirty big Man. The thirty eight second clip of
Mosquito in the Hulk that we previewed earlier in the show has wet our whistle
for what's coming up later in the show. When is Mosquito in the Hulk
today? O? Hi, Alexis, how are you sorry? Guys?
I got distracted? Uh, Mosquito in the Hulk today at eleven thirty five?
And which which portion? Did you guys play it? Yeah? We
played it, so we played it twice and broke it down. I absolutely
love it. Pok is probably a smart option because he's a little younger.
How you spell could you spell that? Yeah? I want to hear it
too. What spelled? What poet? P U k n A c U
A interesting hold on on e U K E what is it? K there's
a Q P U K A P and then there's a dead right after that
and a C you A. Well, you're not an expert. I'm asking
Jason, are you sure that's accurate? Accurate? Yeah, yep, Jason,
what do you expect? I said that on a radio interview, so
much beautiful like Skin interrupts his mindful answer to whatever question was asked before that,
ask him how to smell pooka. I want to get this down,
and then I just love that the frigging Hulk nailed it and listen and wrote
it down correctly and was helping to correct But at the same time, the
Hulk agreed with the mosquito that he wanted. Yeah, He's like, yeah,
I want to write that down. It's interesting, that's interesting. Yeah,
this is the first time we've ever encountered this. So the guy who
made he sat on with us for twenty minutes. Twenty minutes. Skin's idea
on this one was what if we just talked to each other and barely talk
to him. So we barely interacted with him for twenty minutes, and then
we asked him and then we had him on as an expert to talk Cowboys
rams, and then we admitted that neither of us really watched the games,
but we're only into watching the Red Zone channel, and so we had a
bunch. So the Hulk had a bunch of fantasy football questions, he says.
Also, he said, pooka akua thirty seven thousand times the Hulk in
this thing. And so it's just right when the guy was about to give
up his will to live, Skin would reel him back in with the most
generic sports question. But in this case, this guy twenty minutes in when
the Hulk asked him to give an opinion and give a roar, he hung
up and then he shortly thereafter deleted his Twitter account. Yeah, I can't
wait to hear what led to all of that contact sense or no? Okay,
So Steve's been desperately trying to get touched with him because we felt bad.
Were like, hey, you don't give up on your sports dream,
Like we're the idiots here, not you. You looked great, We looked
like fools. We'll even have you on the radio. Total silence wants nothing
to do with Steve. He did re establish his Twitter account today, so
he's not gonna lose his followers, but he blocked Steve really, Oh my
god, but you have an email, right, or Steve does We have
an email and maybe a cell phone, but the guy just seems so upset.
I think it's genius, and I'm sure that's what Steve did. But
if you could get him on at and be genuine with college, be nice,
and maybe you guys become real friends. Right, we would legit talk
at rams football with him and promote his account, email him that like clean
legit, like yes, it was a bit. We're having fun, but
we feel bad and we just come on for five minutes. Yeah, and
then the second he does, oh, this stupid idiot came back. I'd
like to get the spelling that again. I'll till we got you twice.
That's incredible. Thirty eight seconds and I want to hear it again. I
want to hear it again. What time is that again? Okay? Miscato
on The Hulk eleven thirty today, Man, we're gonna have a fun day.
I just found out that I'm going to the game. Oh, last
minute invite. I had to say yes, my man, Okay, checking
out text messages and I'm saying that I've been invited three times three other KT
was invited and did not respond, and so I was able to get his
tickets. Holy nipples from Hell. Yeah, we're gonna have a fun Ranger
show throughout the day and maybe we'll mention the Cowboys and the Mavericks, but
it's pretty ranger. Yeah, absolutely, it's rangerrific. That's been Rogers.
You can check out him, Christina Ray and Steve Shackelford and our apologies to
all the glens out there for Skinway turning his back on the audience once again,
for our producer JJJ Action, for mix Roy, for Danny Baillis,
I am Kevin, see you six am Monday morning. We'll have it all
for your Rangers, Cowboys, anything that's happened in the world of fun and
news and everything I don't know, six am, Monday morning. We love
you, goodbye, go right your whoo