WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.440 --> 00:00:03.200 Minnesota. Goodbye. I have a question for you to start things off. 2 00:00:03.240 --> 00:00:05.240 We don't have a lot of emails today, but we'll get to those in 3 00:00:05.280 --> 00:00:12.080 a second. But do you think we gravitate in life towards safe things? 4 00:00:12.400 --> 00:00:16.280 What do I mean by that? If you are in a relationship right now, 5 00:00:16.519 --> 00:00:21.440 are they safe? In other words, you might have dated somebody who 6 00:00:21.480 --> 00:00:24.800 was a little bit more interesting but also not quite safe, like maybe they 7 00:00:24.800 --> 00:00:30.039 didn't always have enough money, or they were, I don't know, maybe 8 00:00:30.120 --> 00:00:35.600 a little emotionally unavailable, or they kind of had a roving eye or a 9 00:00:35.640 --> 00:00:40.000 sketchy passed or whatever, so they're a little bit more I'll use the word 10 00:00:40.119 --> 00:00:43.960 dangerous, but I'll also use the word exciting. But then we gravitate in 11 00:00:44.000 --> 00:00:47.439 our lives to someone who is safe. And I thought about this, and 12 00:00:47.479 --> 00:00:50.159 I don't know what made me think about it, but Susan is very safe, 13 00:00:50.679 --> 00:00:53.799 to the point that sometimes she's honestly, she's a little bit dull. 14 00:00:54.520 --> 00:00:57.880 But at the same time I appreciate the safety in her. But I dated 15 00:00:58.000 --> 00:01:06.799 Julie who was not safe. She was absolutely interesting and very fascinating, but 16 00:01:06.879 --> 00:01:12.879 she had a lot of debt problems and she could be very unpredictable, So 17 00:01:12.920 --> 00:01:18.519 I gravitated towards safe. Do you think that in life we gravitate away from 18 00:01:18.560 --> 00:01:23.159 somebody who is exciting to somebody who is safe but a little bit boring, 19 00:01:25.200 --> 00:01:27.359 and then later in life or in that relationship, three years later, ten 20 00:01:27.439 --> 00:01:30.920 years later, we go, I miss exciting, Jenny, What do you 21 00:01:30.959 --> 00:01:34.280 think? Yes, I think if you have the opportunity to have that variety, 22 00:01:34.480 --> 00:01:38.799 you might do that. But like, uh, Andrew was my first 23 00:01:38.840 --> 00:01:44.120 like real partner that I'd ever dated, and he I wouldn't ever have called 24 00:01:44.120 --> 00:01:48.280 them like safe so much, but like we had a really good relationship. 25 00:01:48.680 --> 00:01:53.439 But then I went out and I was like single and dating around and having 26 00:01:53.439 --> 00:01:57.159 a lot of fun, and there was like one particular person that I just 27 00:01:57.239 --> 00:01:59.799 like really liked, and I kept going towards them, even though they were 28 00:01:59.879 --> 00:02:05.760 like the cheater, the doesn't text me back for forty eight hour situation and 29 00:02:06.319 --> 00:02:09.479 once you like get sick of that shit, then you're good, Like, 30 00:02:09.560 --> 00:02:13.360 in my opinion, you're good not to deal with stuff like that anymore. 31 00:02:13.360 --> 00:02:15.439 Even though they were like super fun and exciting and whatever, It's like, 32 00:02:15.599 --> 00:02:19.560 nah, I'm good, And like it's weird though, because I would almost 33 00:02:20.120 --> 00:02:23.919 call Andrew both safe and exciting because yeah, he has a safe option and 34 00:02:23.960 --> 00:02:29.400 I trust him, but like he's a very exciting human. So I think 35 00:02:29.759 --> 00:02:32.120 a lot of people, though, do stay in relationships because they were burned 36 00:02:32.159 --> 00:02:37.120 so badly before by other people that then when they find that person that they 37 00:02:37.199 --> 00:02:39.240 like, trust or you know, are having a good time with, they're 38 00:02:39.280 --> 00:02:42.520 like, Okay, this is good. You know, I think there's the 39 00:02:42.560 --> 00:02:45.479 thing with and I agree, and I want you. The reason I bring 40 00:02:45.479 --> 00:02:47.120 it up is number one, to see whether you agree as you're listening, 41 00:02:47.560 --> 00:02:52.719 but also send me an email and let me know whether you agree that we 42 00:02:52.879 --> 00:02:58.080 gravitate towards safe and then later in our lives we might go I'm bored and 43 00:02:58.120 --> 00:03:00.960 that's why sometimes we cheat or get it because I'm with this safe person, 44 00:03:01.000 --> 00:03:07.560 but they're also kind of boring. Let me know what you think. Next 45 00:03:07.639 --> 00:03:14.360 email. Let's get started. Okay, here we go. This says for 46 00:03:14.439 --> 00:03:17.960 the Minnesota goodbye, get your kolonoscovy. All the recent emails discussing poop got 47 00:03:19.000 --> 00:03:22.919 me thinking about my own experience. No, not taking liberties in anybody's yard 48 00:03:23.000 --> 00:03:25.599 on my long run, but the recommendation for having a kolonoscoby starting at age 49 00:03:25.599 --> 00:03:29.840 forty five. Here is a PSA for your listeners. I'm in my mid 50 00:03:29.879 --> 00:03:34.360 forties. I've had three klonoscovies in nine months. My first one standard for 51 00:03:34.400 --> 00:03:39.280 turning forty five, that is the New Age recommendation. Seven pre cancerous polyps 52 00:03:39.280 --> 00:03:44.120 were found at my first kolonoscoby, one of which was twelve millimeters, not 53 00:03:44.240 --> 00:03:46.319 quite the size of a dime. I was told to have another in three 54 00:03:46.360 --> 00:03:52.360 months to have it removed, and it had doubled in size. Doubled in 55 00:03:52.439 --> 00:03:55.639 size. The pathologist told me said that they were pre cancerous and I had 56 00:03:55.639 --> 00:04:00.360 a rare condition. My body create polyps very quickly, and I got to 57 00:04:00.400 --> 00:04:05.319 have them for the rest of my life every three to six months. And 58 00:04:05.400 --> 00:04:11.080 then basically they say colon cancer runs in my family. I was very fortunate 59 00:04:11.120 --> 00:04:15.000 to have discovered this early on in life. I had zero symptoms, work 60 00:04:15.000 --> 00:04:17.560 out daily, and eat relatively healthy. Moral of the story, get that 61 00:04:17.639 --> 00:04:21.839 colin oscoviy. There's a stigma associated with the procedure. However, there are 62 00:04:21.959 --> 00:04:27.120 alternative options, especially if there's no family history. Col of Guard is the 63 00:04:27.120 --> 00:04:31.000 one where you poop on a stick and you send it in, and that 64 00:04:31.079 --> 00:04:35.920 is one you can order online. Colon cancer is arguably the most preventable form 65 00:04:35.959 --> 00:04:41.120 of cancer there is. Thanks for taking time to read my PSA. That 66 00:04:41.199 --> 00:04:44.040 is from Marci, and she would like a sticker, So Marcia, I'm 67 00:04:44.040 --> 00:04:46.240 going to send you a sticker. Julie died of colon cancer. One of 68 00:04:46.279 --> 00:04:49.680 the reasons was she thought it was she had pain. She went in. 69 00:04:50.360 --> 00:04:54.360 It was during COVID. They thought it was a hernia so they said, 70 00:04:54.360 --> 00:04:58.040 we're not doing hernia surgery during COVID. By the time she came back for 71 00:04:58.120 --> 00:05:00.879 hernia surgery, it was too late and she had stage four colon cancer and 72 00:05:00.959 --> 00:05:05.160 she died. My experience with a kolonoscopy is like nothing. People are like, 73 00:05:05.240 --> 00:05:09.680 ah, I don't want anything up my assh I got putting that up 74 00:05:09.720 --> 00:05:13.560 my ass, especially guys, because they can be like there's a probably part 75 00:05:13.600 --> 00:05:15.759 of in some little guy's corner of his mind. It's like, if I 76 00:05:16.079 --> 00:05:19.519 want something up my ass, then I'm afraid that I'm gay. And I 77 00:05:19.519 --> 00:05:23.839 think there are guys that think that, like it lowers your masculinity. Fuck 78 00:05:23.920 --> 00:05:28.120 that it's nothing. People like, ah, sounds really uncomfortable. You don't 79 00:05:28.199 --> 00:05:32.279 know it because you're ninety percent of sleep and you don't remember anything about it. 80 00:05:32.399 --> 00:05:35.720 Yeah, have you ever had one? No? I mean I luckily 81 00:05:35.800 --> 00:05:39.519 that doesn't run in my family. I am not of the age of forty 82 00:05:39.560 --> 00:05:44.079 five yet, so I don't think I need to get one yet, because 83 00:05:44.120 --> 00:05:46.439 according to everything I'm googling, you don't have to start getting I'm to you're 84 00:05:46.439 --> 00:05:50.560 forty five. So now I just stick with the annual paps that I gotta 85 00:05:50.560 --> 00:05:53.519 get. You know what I'm saying, Yeah, yeah, yeah, No, 86 00:05:53.600 --> 00:05:56.399 I totally get that. And by the way, she says, oh, 87 00:05:56.439 --> 00:05:59.199 she writes back, she said, I'm so sorry I rush to send 88 00:05:59.199 --> 00:06:01.879 my email without properly greeting any of you. Dave, Jenny, Drake, 89 00:06:01.879 --> 00:06:04.920 and maybe Bailey if she's there. Thank you for your fabulous podcast. Not 90 00:06:04.959 --> 00:06:09.639 a day goes by that I don't listen to you on my way home from 91 00:06:09.680 --> 00:06:14.439 work. Your voice is in hilarious banter, make me lol all by myself 92 00:06:14.480 --> 00:06:16.319 in my car. Thanks for being such a constant in our lives. From 93 00:06:16.360 --> 00:06:23.199 Marcy Marcy, thank you, I really appreciate that, and thank you for 94 00:06:23.240 --> 00:06:28.879 the email. Let's look for another one. Let's see here. Jenny and 95 00:06:29.000 --> 00:06:31.160 Drake did a great job with the show. While Dave was out Jenny, 96 00:06:31.199 --> 00:06:34.399 you sounded really confident, which was so great. The first time you and 97 00:06:34.519 --> 00:06:38.920 Drake were on alone, the nerves came across, which is totally normal, 98 00:06:39.199 --> 00:06:41.839 not a diss at all, but to hear the growth this past week, 99 00:06:41.879 --> 00:06:46.240 you guys did such a great job sec and I'm glad to know that because 100 00:06:46.240 --> 00:06:49.600 that means I can go on vacation without worrying that there's going to be like 101 00:06:49.759 --> 00:06:54.800 I don't know, Amateur Hour when I'm not here. It's funny because when 102 00:06:54.839 --> 00:06:59.160 Fallon was new and Steve was here, they hated doing the show when I 103 00:06:59.240 --> 00:07:03.879 wasn't here, even though Steve and Fallen loved each other. Steve would get 104 00:07:04.000 --> 00:07:08.439 nervous because that is part of Steve's charm. He is like the nervous, 105 00:07:08.680 --> 00:07:15.439 sweaty guy, and he would talk too much over Fallon and Fallen would try 106 00:07:15.480 --> 00:07:18.680 to gather the reins back in, but then Steve would kind of wander off, 107 00:07:19.000 --> 00:07:23.519 and then Steve would get annoyed with Fallon because she was trying to control 108 00:07:23.560 --> 00:07:28.079 things, and they didn't like doing the show together. And they were very 109 00:07:28.079 --> 00:07:31.680 happy when I got back. But I'm glad to hear things went well when 110 00:07:31.680 --> 00:07:36.360 I was gone, because that means I can go on vacation and not worry 111 00:07:36.399 --> 00:07:40.360 that there's going to because I really do care about the quality of the show 112 00:07:40.680 --> 00:07:43.720 and I believe in you two well and I do too, So like I 113 00:07:43.759 --> 00:07:47.000 mean, definitely, I have a lot of growth to do because, like 114 00:07:47.519 --> 00:07:51.040 we say it all the time, Dave makes it look very easy what he 115 00:07:51.079 --> 00:07:55.680 does. It is so complicated when it comes down to it, but Dave 116 00:07:55.759 --> 00:07:59.120 is very talented and he makes it look easy. And so me jumping in 117 00:07:59.160 --> 00:08:01.399 and trying to take over those first couple of times when you went on vacation 118 00:08:01.560 --> 00:08:07.120 back in like December, I was, yeah, I can admit anxiety was 119 00:08:07.160 --> 00:08:09.680 like very high. I was talking, oh yeah, totally. Yeah. 120 00:08:09.720 --> 00:08:13.959 I was like I was prepared, but because I was anxious, my words 121 00:08:13.959 --> 00:08:18.800 weren't always coming out the right way. So I do think that the last 122 00:08:18.000 --> 00:08:22.160 week when we were doing it by ourselves was a little bit better than the 123 00:08:22.240 --> 00:08:24.920 last time, but still lots of room to grow. Well, sure, 124 00:08:24.959 --> 00:08:28.160 And you know, it's one of the things where I think I do make 125 00:08:28.199 --> 00:08:31.720 it look easy because I've been doing it for I've worked at KTBB for more 126 00:08:31.759 --> 00:08:35.399 than half of my life. I realized this the other day that I've literally 127 00:08:35.480 --> 00:08:39.120 worked at KATWB for a few months, longer than half of my life, 128 00:08:39.759 --> 00:08:43.039 and then I worked on a morning show for nine years before that and on 129 00:08:43.080 --> 00:08:48.360 the radio for three years before that. So I do I think make it 130 00:08:48.399 --> 00:08:54.120 look easy, and I think sometimes that people forget that it's really not easy 131 00:08:54.720 --> 00:08:58.639 for somebody who's never done it before to jump in and keep eighteen balls in 132 00:08:58.679 --> 00:09:01.720 the air at the same time. Yeah, anyway, have a great day. 133 00:09:01.720 --> 00:09:05.559 I would love a staff writer sticker that is Sarah from Saint Cloud. 134 00:09:05.679 --> 00:09:07.759 Sarah, your sticker will be on its way. I need to catch up 135 00:09:07.759 --> 00:09:15.799 on mailing knowles out next one. Hello Dave in the morning show. I 136 00:09:15.840 --> 00:09:18.639 want to do email and tell you a couple things. I listened to and 137 00:09:18.639 --> 00:09:22.519 stay caught up on the podcast. Although I don't listen live to avoid annoying 138 00:09:22.559 --> 00:09:26.600 song replays and commercials, and I like EDM better. I listened to the 139 00:09:26.919 --> 00:09:30.279 newest podcast as soon as it was available. I've noticed for the past year 140 00:09:30.320 --> 00:09:33.799 or two that listening that every episode you guys talk about something I had thought 141 00:09:33.840 --> 00:09:37.919 about, talked about, or done just a day or two before. It's 142 00:09:37.919 --> 00:09:41.320 crazy. Here's an example. There was an episode of Ways Back that you 143 00:09:41.320 --> 00:09:45.320 were talking about going into a hotel and just having the breakfast. So in 144 00:09:45.360 --> 00:09:46.840 other words, you go in and sneak the buffet, but you don't stay 145 00:09:46.879 --> 00:09:50.679 there, Like, how would they know you're not staying there? My mother 146 00:09:50.759 --> 00:09:56.080 and I had that same silly conversation the day before. So today I was 147 00:09:56.120 --> 00:10:01.679 listening to your show and you brought up a Excision. Brought up Excision. 148 00:10:01.759 --> 00:10:05.559 Decision is an DM band, and I think we played a clip of it 149 00:10:05.639 --> 00:10:09.799 or something. Okay, So funny that that morning before listening, I had 150 00:10:09.799 --> 00:10:13.320 just bought tickets to Excision. That also brings me to tell you what I'm 151 00:10:13.320 --> 00:10:16.840 most excited about. In twenty twenty four, my nine year old boy is 152 00:10:16.879 --> 00:10:18.879 nervous to go on a vacation due to the long car ride and fear of 153 00:10:18.879 --> 00:10:22.840 flyne So I asked him if he wanted to go to his first concert, 154 00:10:24.000 --> 00:10:28.759 saying he'd say Luke Colmbs instead. He says Excision. I found an all 155 00:10:28.799 --> 00:10:31.360 ages Excision show, and those are the tickets I bought this morning. So 156 00:10:31.399 --> 00:10:33.799 in other words, we talked about it. She buys it, We talked 157 00:10:33.799 --> 00:10:41.679 about the motel breakfast. She does that anyway, She says, I'm wondering 158 00:10:41.720 --> 00:10:46.080 if This is so for other listeners as well. Also, I've always wanted 159 00:10:46.120 --> 00:10:48.039 to share an idea to ask listeners, what odd thing have you seen in 160 00:10:48.080 --> 00:10:52.000 a movie or show that you've now picked up and doing your daily mine? 161 00:10:52.039 --> 00:10:56.519 As I saw a girl in Oranges the New Black lick her cue tip to 162 00:10:56.600 --> 00:11:01.120 get it wet, and I do that every time. Now, hey, 163 00:11:01.200 --> 00:11:05.120 you don't clean much with a dry paper towel, so don't know if you'll 164 00:11:05.120 --> 00:11:07.519 read it on the air, But I apologize for the longer message I had 165 00:11:07.519 --> 00:11:11.399 to get it out. Love y'all. Thanks for being exactly who y'all are. 166 00:11:11.799 --> 00:11:16.759 And they don't leave their name, but that's fine. I don't know 167 00:11:16.840 --> 00:11:20.600 that there's anything that I have seen in a movie that I've done. Yeah, 168 00:11:20.600 --> 00:11:22.240 I don't know either. I would never lick my Q tip because my 169 00:11:22.320 --> 00:11:26.000 saliva in my ear kind of sounds gross. Well, I'm assuming just to 170 00:11:26.039 --> 00:11:28.279 wet it before you actually put it in your ear. Still couldn't do it. 171 00:11:28.440 --> 00:11:31.320 Yeah, I know you don't lick it. Afterwords, I was gonna 172 00:11:31.320 --> 00:11:33.440 say no, I don't think I would do it either. I think the 173 00:11:33.480 --> 00:11:37.440 faucet works just fine for that. Do you wet your que tip before you 174 00:11:37.440 --> 00:11:39.440 stick it in your ear. I do one side wet, I put it 175 00:11:39.480 --> 00:11:43.080 in that way, and then I keep the other side dry, and then 176 00:11:43.120 --> 00:11:46.120 I use the dry side to kind of like clean up the wetness. I 177 00:11:46.120 --> 00:11:48.639 guess, but I try to stick away from using Q tips because I hear 178 00:11:48.720 --> 00:11:52.519 it's not good. Like I hear, you're just making it worse by trying 179 00:11:52.519 --> 00:11:56.200 to get like you're pushing the ear wax in further. So I really don't 180 00:11:56.279 --> 00:12:01.480 use Q tips very often. I've heard that too. I clean my ears 181 00:12:01.519 --> 00:12:03.720 this morning because sometimes I just feel like I need to clean my ears, 182 00:12:03.720 --> 00:12:07.799 and sometimes I look at the Q tip and I'm like, thank god I 183 00:12:07.840 --> 00:12:13.279 did, because holy crap. I don't know if I read this one or 184 00:12:13.320 --> 00:12:20.000 not. So if you recognize it, Jenny, let me know. Dave. 185 00:12:20.840 --> 00:12:24.960 I've been listening to Dave Ryan Show on KTBDB probably since I was elementary, 186 00:12:26.320 --> 00:12:28.960 but definitely middle school. For context, I'm a twenty six year old 187 00:12:28.000 --> 00:12:31.639 male grew up in Burnsville, fond memories of listening to War of the Roses 188 00:12:31.639 --> 00:12:35.720 sitting in the high school parking lot waiting for Dave to announce the jingle ball 189 00:12:35.799 --> 00:12:39.360 lineup. I listen every morning, and my way to work and the Minnesota 190 00:12:39.399 --> 00:12:43.000 Goodbye podcast on my way home, Love You and the whole team, Jenny 191 00:12:43.080 --> 00:12:48.080 Drake and fallon Now in the afternoon. Something I have always been curious about 192 00:12:48.559 --> 00:12:52.039 is what the Dave Ryan Show was like in the early to mid nineties when 193 00:12:52.039 --> 00:12:56.879 you first started on KTWDB. Is there anything that has gone unchanged or is 194 00:12:56.919 --> 00:13:00.519 the format very different? This could be in terms of content, segments, 195 00:13:00.519 --> 00:13:05.320 et cetera, especially being pre social media. With love of staff writer sticker 196 00:13:05.399 --> 00:13:09.159 if possible, and this is from Bailey, So let me take a picture 197 00:13:09.159 --> 00:13:11.919 of your address, Bailey, and I'll get that out later. Yeah, 198 00:13:11.000 --> 00:13:15.480 the show is totally different than it was back then. There was no personal 199 00:13:15.519 --> 00:13:20.120 stories back then. Our show now is mostly about relatable things that we talk 200 00:13:20.200 --> 00:13:24.759 about and we don't We used to do a ton of parody songs. We 201 00:13:24.879 --> 00:13:31.519 used to send Pat out on the street to do wacky things and stunts, 202 00:13:31.679 --> 00:13:35.000 and we used to send Jamie out to do semi dangerous, extreme Jamie stunts, 203 00:13:35.519 --> 00:13:41.679 a lot of scripted skits, and we just don't do those anymore. 204 00:13:41.679 --> 00:13:43.600 And it's not that they're not good, it's just that we've evolved through talking 205 00:13:43.639 --> 00:13:48.679 about your personal life and some pop culture, and we get a lot of 206 00:13:48.679 --> 00:13:52.559 stuff off of social media. Like the interview with Fred the chef, the 207 00:13:52.600 --> 00:13:58.200 carving guy. I found that on social media. We brought him in and 208 00:13:58.679 --> 00:14:01.120 interviewed him and it was really interesting to find out what he's up to and 209 00:14:01.120 --> 00:14:03.960 how that all came about. That's it. Short on Time, Minnesota. 210 00:14:05.000 --> 00:14:09.240 Goodbye. Email address Ryan Show at KDWB dot com. We need your emails. 211 00:14:09.360 --> 00:14:13.399 Become a staff writer and email. Thank you so much.