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JJ Jackson had a good show today if you missed anything, most important thing
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you ready for the Rangers Astros. Good fun in the scuttle Button cutting a
replay at the time I spilled whiskey on my laptop. Three scorching hot predictions
of things that will happen Sunday night in the ALCS game one. Dingy's Morning
News is banging. Yeah. We start at six am. Stream us when
you get to work if you can. We're the little pill with a big
story to tell. You know you have an addiction problem, Mikey The Gardience
commercial has broken you. Every break Mike fires up the Gardience commercial and watches
it in and he can't even like I try to throw the volume down so
you guys can't hear it. You did? Can you hear the Is that
too loud or no? It's fine, you can hear it. You're obsessed.
I think this is more of an erotic treat for you than anything else.
I think he's in love with the Jaradian's lady. I think she's great.
It looks like what she was described as yesterday. I didn't say that
you agreed with it. Dancing like an idiot in front of a fountain.
I laughed at how wrong that guy was. I don't know, man,
I just think I want to memorize the whole song and the dance and just
blow you guys away one day in a break, not on air, not
on the air. Huh yeah, all right, what are we doing?
Birthdays? Birthday? Yeah, we're just some birthdays. It's not her birth
We had tons of messages from the red microphone button on the iHeartRadio app,
the talkback feature. But here we go with birthdays. Jerry Jones eighty one
today, oh oh oh, which violates my rule that if you're over seventy
five you shouldn't be in charge of anything. But he's the owner in here
we go eighty one. Huh yeah, unbelievable. Now this is a hot
dog bum and he's lived one hundred and one years in that eighty one year
old body. I think Jerry's kind of great. Just think when he's no
longer in charge of all things Cowboys. What we're going to be missing out
on because it's gonna take a good ten years for Steven to get fully insane.
I don't know. We might be pretty close, it'll be closed,
there'll be little signs of it, but you're gonna have to wait like ten
years before he just doesn't give a damn what he says in front of a
microphone and goes nuts. There's an image that I think we should all have.
Maybe we should all get this for our dad for Father's Day if you
haven't a day, And it's Jerry Jones eating a hot dog at a high
school football game and Steven Jones also eating a hot dog, but also listening
to his dad explained why a hot dog is so delicious, And it's the
verdict image that encapsulates a father son relationship. Danny, you need you,
Malcolmy to have that experience of that picture there. That's a sweet Rangers experience,
isn't it? A cowboy about the hot dog on the I mean the
baby That is a dad explaining to his son the brilliance of a hot a
hot dog. Hot dog I think gets sausage on a stick. That's real
good, Daddy. I like mustard on my hot dog. It's a real
good hot dog getting it stay. I wonder where they get the bun.
Ask them, Just walk to the concession stand and ask them. Daddy,
I'd ate his hot dog off a strippers ass. I know you would,
boy, I know you would me too. A shanty's forty three, A
shanty next. Sacha Baron Cohen fifty two, Seeing Trouble for Stuff for now
five, not in trouble. I always mix up everybody in trouble at all.
By the way, born at too is amazing, so good. I
can't do it. You can't do it. I can't do I don't like
cringe comedy all that much. You're kidding, you don't. He's not even
the star of it. In my opinion. It's that girl manager. Yeah,
Billy Bush is fifty two, Billy Bush, he made the list.
That's the bus right, Yeah, is your girl. There's your Carol Locker
room talk bus gelp. Nancy Kerrigan fifty four. Oh there you go,
Saturday Night Lives on Nancy Kerrigan. Mancy Nancy, she's the one that got
hit in the leg by that root. You're talking about Tanya Harding and she
didn't do it. Jeff, Jeff Jato got it. Yeah, Yeah,
that movie's really funny. It's good, Tanya, Yeah, it's good.
Trevor Hoffman's fifty six, And you believe that's Barbie Enter? Sam is he
Ander Sammon? Uh? No, Bells, He's Hell's Bells. Yes,
Padre is great. Matt Walsh fifty nine. Mike McClintock on The Great HBO
Show Veep. That is I think a top ten comedy show of all time.
You've said that before. I'm stacking up what show I need to watch
next because I've missed a bunch and I'm almost almost Sopranos. You know,
I'm funny. I'm into season six drama or fun I think drama, and
I think I might do Boardwalk, Empire do It Rat mainly because Boucemi showed
up in Sopranos, which I had no idea. Tonyetto right, Yeah,
and he's in some trouble now Deandetto Did he just get it? Oh?
No, yeah, he just got it? How did he get it?
Tony popped herund the corner, did the job himself, shot gun on the
porch. The head cousin, Yes, cousin brom Kelly Preston would have been
sixty one, but she's no longer with rest in peace. Jerry Rice sixty
one. He's still he could still play right? Probably him? And what's
his malady? In the in the commercial were they is he in it where
they all come back to play football? Yeah, we can all still play
and it's Emmett and him and do O and yeah, what's Jerry's problem?
I don't know if he had one, because Randy Moss's hands hurt when he
made the Cats. She had a perenium. Yeah, I think it was
his perennium had an issue because it was rotting away. He needed Jardians,
Yeah, Jaredians as they once he is through the roof. He can't play
football. Derek Harper sixty two. Harp The Great Badass. It's almost Harp
season, although we want you to listen to the game here of nw Hee
Haven won the Freakrot the Home the Maps. Marie Osmond sixty four. Sammy
Hagar seventy six. She's a little bit country and Sammy Hagar is a little
bit rock and roll. On Wilson seventy seven. Oh, Sanford's son,
Paul Simon, You kidding me, the great Paul Simon. I listened to
the Hole SmartLess good. It's amazing, great, it's a good, interesting,
talented man. You know, our buddy Carter was pretty tight with him,
Yeah, because he was in the New Bohemians with Edie and Edie as
his wife. Yeah, and he spent you know married, yeah for a
long time, for a long time, live in Austin, right. I
think they bought a house in Wimberley, which is crazy because the Womble is
very small and was down there a little while ago. And yeah, I
think they had bought like a ranch type thing in which is pretty baller.
Carter told me about the time he went up and stayed with them when they
were living in New York. I'm sure they still have a home in New
York. And uh, he was in the guest bedroom and he got real
drunk one night and got back late and crawls into the bed at the Paul's
Simon manner, and he's kind of cold, and he looks up and sees
his blanket on the wall. He's like, take this. And wakes up
in the morning and goes to the breakfast table and I guess they checked in
on him in the morning, sitting at the breakfast table and Paul goes,
well, did you did you sleep okay last night? Carter goes, yeah,
man, I got a little cold in the middle of the night and
found this blank and he goes, yeah, that's actually a Native American artifact
from like eighteen twelve that it's worth about I don't know, three hundred thousand
dollars, has something insane like that. He's like, oh, sorry,
He's like, it's fine. And also, you have smallpox. Now that's
incredible. Really, you got a blanket off the wall and it's like some
ancient Native Signon's got some weird artifacts. Yes, he's obsessed with African culture
too. Totally Wow. It was interesting that podcast. He said that he'd
lost hearing in one of his ears. I he was essentially done. He
can't play. He can't play anything with electric because of how whatever. He
kept playing a band. He said, you can still put acoustic and that's
all he's gonna do from here on out. Eighty two eighty two, Happy
Birthday, Paul Simon Del Harris eighty six basketball kind of had a Will Ferrell
as Harry Carrey vibe okay because big glasses, Yeah, the big glasses,
the white hair. Uh. In pop culture, The Nightmare Before Christmas came
out on this day in nineteen ninety three. The Great Christmas Movies Burton I
never saw the movie. Never looked fun single Ladies by Beyonce least as a
single on the State two thousand and eight, fifteen years look at Her All
The Dinger's Ladies two the like the most simplistic video she's ever made in that
was probably the greatest, one of the greatest videos of all time. That
so crushes. If she only had a high profile boyfriend like Taylor does,
she could be up on the same level she wasn't with a billionaire who has
more money, jay Z or Trap. You should break up with jay Z
and get with Jake Ferguson Ferguson, j Ferg tear a tight end maybe Tyler
Higbee. This is the Jay ferg breakout game? Is it? No?
Is this the Scoon Maker one catch game? Oh my gosh, And I
don't know what it's gonna be. To be honest, I wish I had
hope. We'll do no intro for the Hot Mop today because of timing.
I have full arsenal of messages from our listeners today from the red microphone button
on the iHeartRadio app All you bet e and I Am Here we Go.
So, not only was Barbara Wallah rumored to have sex with Richard Pryor,
Richard's widow reported that he had a cocaine fueled sexcapaid with Marlon Brando. Yeah.
I actually heard that too, Marlin Brando. I really yeah, dude.
If you ever see Richard's early early stand up, he'll talk about homosexual
relationships that he participated that, right, and what years early stand up like
early, like I'm talking kind of when he broke from the Carson Mold were
doing the real clean, safe African American comic and realize that I need to
be me. And you can find some of this really super raw handheld camera
footage from like dinging Ass nightclubs when he was really starting to kind of figure
out who he was and redefine comedy being probably the greatest stand up comic of
all time. Look up, look up the name Paul Mooney. If you
don't know him, we talked about that second reference. He was incredibly influential,
and I believe he was homosexual right. I don't know that. I
mean to some people holes a hole Jesus, that's Kevo strom Bully on the
mic like a running back. I don't know what I've said, that's right.
Support Stretch Paul is one of the dudes that told Richard Pryor bro you
need to bring it. Bring it, Yeah, you need to bring it,
crank it. He's the one that claims that he walked in on Barbara
Wah Wah and Richard Pryor boinking and confided to what's your name, Sherry Shepherd
Ster Shepherd Shepherd and she had been told that. Re told that story this
week on her new talk show with Joy bay Are. They used to be
view Buddies together and she told that story that, yeah, that that dude
reported. Did they talk about Kitty instead? I don't know what that means.
We're going to play another talkback to get through that. Good Morning Speak,
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Kevin, uh laugh but kind of tries out laughing. It's similar to
Christina's shovel in the deck Christina of a shuffle to deck. Kind of pretty
funny. Here we go, Hey, new flash. I just got word
that the Bee fifty twos are going to be the next spokesman for Jardians.
I think the jingle goes something like this, It's the little pill with a
big story to tell. But it makes my perineum swell. All right,
every day, every day has gotten more pubs working. Hey, down beat,
this is God. Just wanted to check in and say, how do
y'all not know that my chicken restaurant it's churches. I mean, it's it's
quite literally in the name. Come on, guys, sorry guys. Yeah,
but there was also Cain, and he was friends with Abel yeah,
so it's not out of It's not unreasonable for us to propost you to say
that that's God's chicken. Yeah. Why wouldn't God just have a Marty shot
and just be able to hop on the air anytime you would think God would
have studio quality and arriving to work in heaven, God is reaching out to
Rob chickering to see if you Hey, I can see Malcolm taking off from
the free throw line in his new air. Jordan's screaming cheeves. They just
jamming it. And then Danny says, the Chiefs don't play basketball, they
played football, and Malcolm Wilson, Yeah, you just summarize the relationship with
my son. Yeah. Yeah, guys, I got to the side with
Danny on this one. If I'm eating an omelet, why would I want
to stare a roast beef? And we joined the Ben and Skin show here.
It's been a morning, as you probably from those talk baks. Yeah,
we're actually joining you that one of clean up? All right, a
right, well, here comes a sound effect. There's the flip. Did
you guys hear Danny's new light Farm's milk jangle? No, don't ask me
to recreate it. I have no idea how I remember the cords, but
we were saying, how cool light farms sounded like it's only a cool place,
and then we decided it sounded like a dairy, A brand of milk,
brand of milky. Grabbed the acoustic and it was perfect. It was
well done. What were the lyrics? I don't remember. It was really
good, though. Yeah, it's hard to remember. You did great this
morning, Danny. Thanks man, you always do great. It's not for
you to tell me that it means a lot backfire. What do you think?
I just really respect and love working with you every day, Danny.
I appreciate that. Man. I feel the same about you. I admire
you, and it's fun every day. I'm lucky to have you in my
life. The alarm at four thirty when I hear it, you know,
it doesn't matter how little sleep I've gotten, I wake up with a I
don't know, just to say, it's some excitement. You're the second person,
and I'm gonna see when I come to work, like five seconds,
five seconds of bleary eyed tiredness, and then just an image of Danny cops
into my head. It's gone. It's weird, and I skipped to the
sink to start my morning routine because you Danny full skip. How much Nanny
likes local sports man. It's amazing he got covered. I went to Lydds
yesterday. It's just a funny name for a dude. In twenty thirteen,
we did a lot of reporting from Lydd's. The guy at Lydd's told us
d Will's Kevin. He goes, hey, man, I work at Lydds
and d Will's in here getting new hats for his whole crew. Hip.
Sounds good. Let's run with it. Sometimes you hear some stuff though,
it's like sometimes it checks out. It's still around, is it? Lidds?
They have two locations in the town. He's small two Yeah, whatever
happened to retail? I don't know. It's pretty bumping out there, bro.
I love that mall. Me and Malcolm are the only white people in
it. It's amazing. People look at us like, really, yeah,
man, I'm going to go to both of these lives. What are you
talking about? Living that far east of Dallas in Dallas still proper? How
much I've embraced going eat further east because it's closer to me than going into
Dallas. You know that kind of learning my way around all the spots out
there. It's the same stuff that's in Dallas, It's just closer to me.
I think that's where Serroyd's girlfriend spent all of her fun time. Was
it Townies Mall? Right? Didn't she make the pilgrimage from her big mall?
I think it was. That's a vibrant mall, and I think it
remains largely unchanged from the eighties. You know, It's like if Richardson Square
had survived, it'd be the same type of shops. I mean, if
you want athletic apparel, God, every other store is some kind of athletic
apparel and it's dudes in there rolling out with tons of gear. Look at
my African American again pointing dude. If I was mega rich, I would
rebuild Richardson Square Mall exactly as it was space in nineteen eighty four. He
would need a billion dollars, no problem for me. That would be badass.
It would be bad. And why are you still doing the show?
There was a radio in the scheme, Yes, there was a freaking radio,
Ben Rogers. There was a radio shack, the Piercing Vagoda, Fletchers,
Fun and Games Dino's, Spencer's General Cinema one, two and three Orange
Julius. Yes, the very first chick fil A, the very first chick
fil A? Was that right, yes, sir? And Richardson, yep.
Yeah. It was on a corner, like when you turn a corner
down the hall, and so is one of those where you could shortcut through
it if you didn't want to take the full corner. I remember the big
controversy when you had on opposite ends, you had Joski's and Mervin's I believe,
and then they changed Joski's to Dillard's or something. It was crazy talk
of Richardson. I thought Dillard's and Montgomery Ward were and Sears were the ogs
three. Yes, you're right. Montgomery Ward first credit card I ever,
had racked up ten thousand dollars worth of charges on it and never paid it
all, just forgot it, went default and had a judgment against me,
and it took ten years to get it off. My record's great, let's
go help on the show, guys. Well, there's been some uh,
well, there's been some changes in strip cup club laws that are going to
really impact skin and we'll talk about those at ten thirty yeah, damn it.
Well right, thanks everyone, he called in today, Coodinger, Peter
Gabriel, winners. We're gonna send you out with the Jardians. Tune for
JJ, for Mike, for Danny. I'm Kevin, go Rangers. We'll
see you on Monday morning, six a m. With a fresh one The
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