WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.720 --> 00:00:06.879 Can you believe they got engaged and didn't tell me I'm snow man, ma'am, 2 00:00:06.919 --> 00:00:10.160 ma'am. I'm not alive, ma'am. I said, do you want 3 00:00:10.400 --> 00:00:19.160 Pinto or black? Sorry? Nope, Beats. There's a lot of stuff 4 00:00:19.280 --> 00:00:27.160 on TV, all of it. It's good tracks, a lot of its 5 00:00:27.239 --> 00:00:33.600 bad TV. Burr. I don't know how to cold man. No, 6 00:00:33.840 --> 00:00:36.719 my gosh, is it cold in here? It's time for you know? 7 00:00:36.880 --> 00:00:40.240 This is I don't know how to do this because it's such a hybrid of 8 00:00:40.240 --> 00:00:47.479 another Blood Deck podcast but TV. It's Winterhouse flooded with sea rats. I'm 9 00:00:47.520 --> 00:00:52.280 Dylan saddled up next to one Patrick Kicky. Great to be here, Burr. 10 00:00:52.399 --> 00:00:57.200 It's so cold and I am so cold and so happy to be here 11 00:00:57.640 --> 00:01:03.799 talking to you about the new seat of winter House. What a nightmare, 12 00:01:04.239 --> 00:01:08.439 Frankenstein monster we have before us m. I agree with you, Dylan. 13 00:01:08.719 --> 00:01:15.319 The fuck are these people? There's a person named Casey from Nothing Well, 14 00:01:15.040 --> 00:01:19.959 Dylan, that's actually how this show used to operate is we'd have a known 15 00:01:19.000 --> 00:01:23.359 cast member, you know, of course, drive up to the winter House 16 00:01:23.400 --> 00:01:26.840 or the suber House or whatever with someone in their car that we need to 17 00:01:26.879 --> 00:01:30.239 get to know really fast because they're going to be joining us whatever season, 18 00:01:30.359 --> 00:01:34.319 right, And why why do we need to get Why are you really asking 19 00:01:34.439 --> 00:01:40.760 me to get to know the girl who owns the flower shop? Now, 20 00:01:40.799 --> 00:01:44.000 she turned out to be pretty cool, but I'm kind of useless for television. 21 00:01:44.040 --> 00:01:46.640 But anyways, we're going into the past. We got PSA's to take 22 00:01:46.640 --> 00:01:49.959 care of. We're excited. The rating system is going to be snowballs. 23 00:01:49.280 --> 00:01:53.000 I love it, Okay, if I may take the honest Okay, So 24 00:01:53.640 --> 00:01:57.400 I don't know where you're hearing this because it's in two feeds, so don't 25 00:01:57.400 --> 00:02:00.480 get confused by that. We did that intentionally. It's on the Eno below 26 00:02:00.480 --> 00:02:04.599 Deck podcast feed. It's on the Bad TV podcast feed because generally we would 27 00:02:04.680 --> 00:02:08.000 cover Winterhouse or Summerhouse on Bad TV, but since, as Dylan pointed out, 28 00:02:08.039 --> 00:02:13.000 it has so many goddamn sea rats on it, we have to consider 29 00:02:13.039 --> 00:02:15.400 it a blowdeck property as well. So that just to clear up any confusion 30 00:02:15.400 --> 00:02:20.039 on that, we're going to have a really good time. And for any 31 00:02:20.120 --> 00:02:23.319 new listeners on the Belowdeck feed that have never watched Summerhouse or Winterhouse, you 32 00:02:23.360 --> 00:02:27.639 don't need to know any of the history. None of that matters now. 33 00:02:27.840 --> 00:02:31.439 I'll just point it out. The beloved show Signfold Seinfeld was known as the 34 00:02:31.479 --> 00:02:37.000 show about nothing, but I disagree with that because it was about four people 35 00:02:37.080 --> 00:02:40.120 with mental disorders that found things that annoy them, and America kind of connected 36 00:02:40.159 --> 00:02:45.919 with them. Siginfold was Jerry's brief stint on celebrity poker, right right right. 37 00:02:46.360 --> 00:02:49.000 The point I was making, though, Dylan, is that Winterhouse is 38 00:02:49.039 --> 00:02:53.120 actually a show about nothing, so you can just join it, join along 39 00:02:53.199 --> 00:02:57.560 for the ride. It's about people living with each other for two weeks in 40 00:02:57.599 --> 00:03:01.199 a winter house and having sex with one. That's it. Yeah, that 41 00:03:01.439 --> 00:03:07.159 is all of it. Oh well, don't forget the games. Oh right, 42 00:03:07.360 --> 00:03:13.199 games, they'll be doing that. And this season everybody put up the 43 00:03:13.280 --> 00:03:20.240 number of people they fucked. Yeah, and we'll guess if there are gonna 44 00:03:20.240 --> 00:03:23.599 be a lot of games, they'll be three at least three games at night, 45 00:03:23.159 --> 00:03:29.319 the same game of uh never have I ever? Themed dinners costume party? 46 00:03:29.479 --> 00:03:31.759 Right right, right tonight, we're gonna be Roman legionnaires. What's that? 47 00:03:32.159 --> 00:03:38.960 I don't know, says Corey? Oh was it? Should we start 48 00:03:38.000 --> 00:03:42.479 getting into our our snowballs? Patreon dot com. I want to hear this 49 00:03:42.599 --> 00:03:46.000 ad free Patreon dot com. If you want to hear another podcast show, 50 00:03:46.919 --> 00:03:51.199 it's the show Me and Pat Gavin Goo. If we're gonna have Papie Dog 51 00:03:51.199 --> 00:03:57.120 Girl on Oh My Gosh bearing the lead. Big announcement, Papie Dog Girl, 52 00:03:58.080 --> 00:04:03.199 My sister, Ruby Wrenn will'll be joining us for this entire season of 53 00:04:03.639 --> 00:04:09.199 Winter House. She will be missing tonight's episode because she is sick. We 54 00:04:09.240 --> 00:04:12.319 went pretty hard in New York, we went pretty hard in Virginia. So 55 00:04:12.439 --> 00:04:17.319 Ruby Ruby's diet is absolutely disgusting. I mean she eats like a fucking raccoon. 56 00:04:17.360 --> 00:04:19.959 I mean she had like five biscuits in one day. I think she 57 00:04:20.480 --> 00:04:24.560 I mean she's rail thin. I don't know how she does it, but 58 00:04:24.879 --> 00:04:29.879 between the gun shooting and the Boloney sandwiches and the biscuits, she it just 59 00:04:29.959 --> 00:04:31.319 hit her a little bit hard, you know. So she's missing out on 60 00:04:31.360 --> 00:04:35.519 this episode, but she will be with us the entire season. She'll be 61 00:04:35.600 --> 00:04:42.639 joining us on Patreon to break down more New York stuff. We saw Hannah 62 00:04:42.920 --> 00:04:46.560 Berner's boyfriend of the comedy seller that we have to break down that set. 63 00:04:46.639 --> 00:04:49.000 That'll be on another podcast shout that'll be a Patreon dot conversation of the podcast 64 00:04:49.079 --> 00:04:54.680 network. So great stuff, iTunes, rating reviews, YouTube's all that stuff, 65 00:04:55.199 --> 00:04:59.120 Instagram, whatever, fuck it, do it, hit it? Okay, 66 00:04:59.160 --> 00:05:01.399 here's my snow. Let me first start off by casting, because we 67 00:05:01.439 --> 00:05:05.839 have quite a hodgepodge of Bravo talent, and I use that word talent loosely. 68 00:05:06.439 --> 00:05:10.399 We have the usual suspects. We have Kyle Corey, Amanda and of 69 00:05:10.399 --> 00:05:14.000 course Schwartz from vander Pump. And then we have multiple sea rats from the 70 00:05:14.000 --> 00:05:17.720 Below Deck world. We have Katie Flood a Chief stew, Malia A Boston 71 00:05:17.839 --> 00:05:23.199 from both from med I believe. We have Alex from this past season of 72 00:05:23.759 --> 00:05:28.279 was that sailing yes now? Or was it down and it was sailing? 73 00:05:28.319 --> 00:05:30.240 Okay? Then we have Riley Gerber baby friend of the show. And of 74 00:05:30.279 --> 00:05:35.040 course we're going to randomly run into Captain Sandy at a ski resort. And 75 00:05:35.199 --> 00:05:39.759 if you're hearing this, it's just that my mic arm just fell off the 76 00:05:39.800 --> 00:05:43.439 table. So should I just should I just hold it like this? I'll 77 00:05:43.439 --> 00:05:45.680 tell you what. Why don't we take one break in mult Let's take all 78 00:05:45.759 --> 00:05:53.600 right, We're gonna be right back after this message from Pachanga Casino Resort discover 79 00:05:53.800 --> 00:06:00.480 your perfect combination at Pachuga Resort Casino, where you can rock and roll, 80 00:06:02.279 --> 00:06:14.040 sip and slide, twist and shout whatever moves you get away and to waken 81 00:06:14.199 --> 00:06:20.839 the fun, play your perfect combination at the Chunga Resort Casino. All right, 82 00:06:20.920 --> 00:06:25.959 And then we got We're Back. Can you believe the tables that they 83 00:06:26.000 --> 00:06:30.000 have at that resort, I mean kinds of blackjack we didn't even know existed, 84 00:06:32.120 --> 00:06:35.040 so many side bets, it's amazing. All right. So then we 85 00:06:35.120 --> 00:06:40.319 got Jordan from Mar's Martha's Vineyard. I didn't watch that, and also Brian 86 00:06:40.360 --> 00:06:43.120 from Family Karma. Haven't caught that yet, but they both seem like really 87 00:06:43.160 --> 00:06:46.319 fun shows. I'm sure they're gonna get greenlit for season two or wilds have 88 00:06:46.639 --> 00:06:49.439 cast members come on from those seasons. I think Family Karma has been going 89 00:06:49.519 --> 00:06:59.319 for a while now, and Summerhouse Martha's Vineyards seems like a far better show. 90 00:07:00.639 --> 00:07:04.439 I'm almost I'm sad that we didn't cover it and very happy that we 91 00:07:04.480 --> 00:07:10.600 didn't at the same time, you know, because us two honkys have no 92 00:07:10.759 --> 00:07:15.839 right just recapping a bunch of black people and a notoriously you know, you 93 00:07:15.879 --> 00:07:19.279 know, African American opulence kind of power node. We got no business talking 94 00:07:19.319 --> 00:07:30.639 about it. The only thing we'll do is say something unbelievably racist, because 95 00:07:30.639 --> 00:07:35.839 that's in our hearts, you know what I mean. So anyway, yeah, 96 00:07:35.839 --> 00:07:42.600 oh so I thoroughly enjoyed this episode, Dylan. You know, I 97 00:07:42.639 --> 00:07:48.199 had such a great time watching a show about nothing for some reason. It's 98 00:07:48.360 --> 00:07:54.040 just a good time. So I'm going to give it a hundred snowballs. 99 00:07:54.160 --> 00:07:59.040 Great start, great start. Patrick, I'm going to give this show considerably 100 00:07:59.160 --> 00:08:03.040 less snowballs because it was uncomfortable viewing experience for me a little bit. Because 101 00:08:05.120 --> 00:08:15.120 one, there's this known known to quote Donald Rumsfeldt, you know, there's 102 00:08:15.199 --> 00:08:18.800 this no known where these people are all going to try to fuck each other. 103 00:08:18.879 --> 00:08:22.079 Right, So, like culture, these conversations about like, hey, 104 00:08:22.120 --> 00:08:24.639 so what do you do? Oh? I work in crypto? Is what 105 00:08:24.720 --> 00:08:31.439 if that isn't an indication that you should not be buying light coins or whatever 106 00:08:31.439 --> 00:08:33.399 the fuck it is. I don't know what is. But anyways, seeing 107 00:08:33.480 --> 00:08:41.679 these men be as as horrible as they are at flirting with women, it 108 00:08:41.879 --> 00:08:46.639 made my skin crawl. The riz on this show is absolutely through the floor. 109 00:08:46.720 --> 00:08:54.279 How you and I have better game than these career singles is astonishing to 110 00:08:54.320 --> 00:08:56.279 me. And I know, listen, we've been out of the game for 111 00:08:56.320 --> 00:09:01.639 a long time, what decade plus, But I know for a fact that 112 00:09:01.720 --> 00:09:07.279 you and I would do a better job trying to have sex with these women 113 00:09:07.440 --> 00:09:09.840 than some of the men on this show, because the thing that you need 114 00:09:09.879 --> 00:09:15.519 to do when you're trying to court a woman is make them not want to 115 00:09:15.639 --> 00:09:20.120 throw up night one, which is what a lot of these people do. 116 00:09:20.200 --> 00:09:24.399 But the big issue that I have with this show, and it's a double 117 00:09:24.480 --> 00:09:28.399 edged short because it's what makes the show good, is that many of these 118 00:09:28.440 --> 00:09:37.879 people are absolute fucking idiots. Cory lelith is the most picturesque peace stream I've 119 00:09:37.879 --> 00:09:43.279 ever seen in my life. It's lit up by some fucking candlelight. That's 120 00:09:43.320 --> 00:09:52.799 Kyle. That's Kyle, who says send it and stoke. Vibes are high 121 00:09:52.879 --> 00:09:56.559 and look at this piss and it's like, listen, I love you know, 122 00:09:58.360 --> 00:10:03.279 juvenile ship, but when you your entire ethos, your entire spirit is 123 00:10:03.320 --> 00:10:07.480 that I don't know, it's just it gets I'm talking for way. It 124 00:10:07.559 --> 00:10:11.320 is worth pointing out that Kyle, when he filmed that scene was it's a 125 00:10:11.399 --> 00:10:16.799 young forty one. That's what I'm saying. It's kind of it. It 126 00:10:18.120 --> 00:10:22.960 shows me a Twilight Zone kind of future that I'm very afraid of. Not 127 00:10:24.000 --> 00:10:26.559 that I would ever be that, but I just hope that we're better off. 128 00:10:26.639 --> 00:10:31.159 Anyways, Snowballs, did it take thirty five minutes? No? Not 129 00:10:31.879 --> 00:10:35.360 Jon, Thanks being support. I want to say this just to answer your 130 00:10:35.399 --> 00:10:39.000 question. Wrap it up. Like so, we'll get into the episode, 131 00:10:39.080 --> 00:10:43.120 and I don't think we've seen this many outbreaks of the ick as we get 132 00:10:43.240 --> 00:10:50.960 on this episode, there was a record number of cases of ick. These 133 00:10:50.480 --> 00:10:56.879 losers that hit on girls with zero game. The problem is is you and 134 00:10:56.919 --> 00:11:03.279 I weren't blessed with being tense, and there are a couple good lookers here. 135 00:11:03.600 --> 00:11:07.759 They never had develop things like communication skills. Yeah, but I think 136 00:11:07.840 --> 00:11:11.279 when you're trying to court a woman of any substance at all, you have 137 00:11:11.360 --> 00:11:16.440 to have that. It's arguably more important. But I will say this, 138 00:11:16.600 --> 00:11:18.960 it will come back to bite some of these bastards later on in life when 139 00:11:18.960 --> 00:11:22.519 they lose their hair and they're a little flubby and they're just walking up to 140 00:11:22.559 --> 00:11:24.000 a bar, and when they used to just open their mouth talk to a 141 00:11:24.000 --> 00:11:26.200 girl and she goes you know, yeah, I'll go home with you and 142 00:11:26.240 --> 00:11:31.240 hook up. That doesn't work any No, it's a diminishing, diminishing asset, 143 00:11:31.279 --> 00:11:35.080 whatever it's called. So we get into the episode and one of the 144 00:11:35.080 --> 00:11:37.480 first things, hold on, Dylan, you can't you guys start the show 145 00:11:37.679 --> 00:11:43.600 with Friday, March tenth, two thirty eight pm. By the way, 146 00:11:43.639 --> 00:11:46.679 we will have no less than three chirons that show us that we're still in 147 00:11:46.720 --> 00:11:52.440 the same day. I'm so ashamed of myself, quite frankly, that I 148 00:11:52.600 --> 00:12:01.480 forgot about the importance of the chirons on this show. Summer and Winter House 149 00:12:01.519 --> 00:12:07.759 franchise has a very bizarre thing to this day. I cannot explain why they 150 00:12:07.759 --> 00:12:13.240 do it. I think they did it as a goof and then they left 151 00:12:13.279 --> 00:12:16.120 it in and then they're just like, well, I guess we're stuck with 152 00:12:16.159 --> 00:12:18.039 this. I want to I want to see if if we could talk to 153 00:12:18.080 --> 00:12:22.679 a producer, and I would hope because this would be the funniest outcome where 154 00:12:22.679 --> 00:12:28.399 they're like, we need to paint a picture, an accurate picture of the 155 00:12:28.480 --> 00:12:30.679 narrative of the show, and you'd be like, well, are you do 156 00:12:30.720 --> 00:12:31.840 you have a mental disorder? Now, Dylan, I don't know if you 157 00:12:31.879 --> 00:12:37.039 remember this, but I track these days and times, and last season of 158 00:12:37.120 --> 00:12:41.399 Summerhouse, someone wasn't keeping their eye on the ball and they screwed up days 159 00:12:41.519 --> 00:12:46.519 and old Patty got it pointed out, I hope someone lost their job for 160 00:12:46.559 --> 00:12:52.480 that, said, someone's on Ketemy and so class. We begin the show 161 00:12:52.559 --> 00:12:56.399 with the biggest idiot of them all, who is Mulletman. He says, 162 00:12:56.960 --> 00:13:05.519 this is a classic social experiment. Forces combine boom, and that's that is 163 00:13:05.559 --> 00:13:11.360 a verbatim quote classic social experiment when our forces combined boom. Now can we 164 00:13:11.440 --> 00:13:16.480 discuss this quote unquote social experiment? So we start the episode with multiple groups 165 00:13:16.519 --> 00:13:22.399 of participants in the social experiment. Driving to the winter House, Danielle I 166 00:13:22.440 --> 00:13:26.440 found out, much to my dismay, had made the cut to Winterhouse. 167 00:13:26.600 --> 00:13:31.039 She used to be one of my favorites. I just cannot stand her anymore. 168 00:13:31.120 --> 00:13:33.799 Well, Dylan, you know what drove me ns is the episode starts 169 00:13:33.799 --> 00:13:37.159 out and I think she was still telling anybody who would listened that she couldn't 170 00:13:37.159 --> 00:13:41.639 believe Lindsay and Carl didn't tell her about their engagement. They stopped on the 171 00:13:41.679 --> 00:13:43.320 way up. She was talking to a snowman off the side of the road. 172 00:13:43.440 --> 00:13:48.440 She still yeah, yeah, and what even crazier The snowman came to 173 00:13:48.600 --> 00:13:50.840 life and was like, I have not been dedicating enough time to my family. 174 00:13:56.440 --> 00:14:01.559 That was a movie, yeah, written by the great jass Asario great. 175 00:14:03.480 --> 00:14:07.480 So Steamboat Springs is where the show will be taking place. Much like 176 00:14:09.440 --> 00:14:13.840 any Woody Allen movie. It'll be a character in itself. Winter is officially 177 00:14:13.919 --> 00:14:20.600 here. In March, Malia and Katie ride together. They're swooning over the 178 00:14:20.639 --> 00:14:24.559 hot outdoorsy men that they're going to meet, and we've seen this show before. 179 00:14:24.639 --> 00:14:28.200 They may be in a different place, but with budgetary constraints and all, 180 00:14:28.320 --> 00:14:33.039 they usually go to towns where the men are more lone drunks, sometimes 181 00:14:33.080 --> 00:14:39.399 with not both eyes, than a bunch of hot outdoorsy singles who are filming 182 00:14:39.440 --> 00:14:45.519 TikTok content like splitting logs and stuff like that's not what's gonna happen. Well, 183 00:14:45.559 --> 00:14:48.080 the guy at the liquor store, he engages, he was on DMT, 184 00:14:48.480 --> 00:14:50.600 like, what are we talking about? Was this that wonderful liquor store 185 00:14:50.639 --> 00:14:54.879 where one of the matriarchs of the establishment walked over to tell it. I 186 00:14:54.919 --> 00:15:00.679 believe it was Malia and Katie flood that it's a three to one ratio of 187 00:15:01.159 --> 00:15:03.279 men to women in this little town. I get ahead of myself. But 188 00:15:03.480 --> 00:15:07.799 it's Danielle and her friend Casey, who's not attached to any show, and 189 00:15:07.840 --> 00:15:11.759 they're buying sixty Michelomultrius. But anyways, oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, 190 00:15:11.759 --> 00:15:13.279 before we get ahead of ourselves. So yeah, Kyle and Corey they 191 00:15:13.320 --> 00:15:16.519 call Malia and Katie. I guess they're old friends, right, yea. 192 00:15:18.200 --> 00:15:20.240 If I'm a betting man, I think we got a pretty good shot. 193 00:15:20.240 --> 00:15:22.320 Corey will be spitting in one of their moms. Oh yeah, one hundred. 194 00:15:24.440 --> 00:15:31.519 Casey and Danielle are coming up. And when Kyle and Corey call Malia 195 00:15:31.639 --> 00:15:43.200 and Katie, Kyle says to the girls that he told Cory that they are 196 00:15:43.360 --> 00:15:54.600 down to send it. I mean, I'm gonna kill myself. What this 197 00:15:54.759 --> 00:16:02.480 person has been on this planet walking around drunk on piss, sparklings whatever for 198 00:16:02.720 --> 00:16:07.279 over four decades. He has a mullet and he's telling two women that he 199 00:16:07.399 --> 00:16:12.759 told a friend that they're down to send it. What is going on? 200 00:16:14.919 --> 00:16:17.519 Well, yeah, I was gonna say. The fun really begins when Corey 201 00:16:17.559 --> 00:16:21.120 and Kyle arrive at that winter house. Yeah, beautiful mansion. Looks like 202 00:16:21.120 --> 00:16:23.320 where Beso stays for those weekends where him and some of his buddies, you 203 00:16:23.320 --> 00:16:26.480 know, hunt human beings for fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, real 204 00:16:26.519 --> 00:16:33.200 good. Oh nice shot. I think he missed her vitals. Finish her 205 00:16:33.200 --> 00:16:37.279 off, you owe it to her? Yeah, Well, Corey and I 206 00:16:37.320 --> 00:16:41.720 and that's it, he says. That's why I wanted to put it on 207 00:16:41.480 --> 00:16:45.480 kind of like a you know, there's those things you can put guns on 208 00:16:45.559 --> 00:16:53.120 that kind of steady the aim. And Warren Buffett has no business free wheeling 209 00:16:53.399 --> 00:16:56.679 a fucking three o eight. His hands are too shaky. He's going to 210 00:16:56.720 --> 00:17:00.480 shoot people in the knee. Warren, get over here, man, this 211 00:17:00.480 --> 00:17:06.880 one's still bleeding out. Well, anyway, Corey and Kyle, they do 212 00:17:06.920 --> 00:17:10.160 a quick tour of the house. He just drinks a coke and he eats 213 00:17:10.160 --> 00:17:15.680 a roast beef sandwich over her fucking bleeding body. Well, this house looks 214 00:17:15.680 --> 00:17:19.119 like where they stay. So they do a quick tour of the house, 215 00:17:19.519 --> 00:17:23.640 and as they're talking, you get the impression both men plan on spending their 216 00:17:23.640 --> 00:17:26.519 time in the house in different ways. Corey begins as he walks to the 217 00:17:26.559 --> 00:17:30.480 rooms, he's pointing out various areas where he plans on spinning in people's mouths. 218 00:17:30.559 --> 00:17:33.359 Yeah yeah. And Kyle on the other hand, points out places he 219 00:17:33.400 --> 00:17:38.480 plans on sleeping because he passed out, because he's a blackout drunk. Corey 220 00:17:38.640 --> 00:17:45.880 is the worst kind of cocksmen. Corey like the best coxsmen are as. 221 00:17:45.920 --> 00:17:48.720 We've talked about many times. Bisexual. They've had so many women that they 222 00:17:48.880 --> 00:17:53.599 have gotten the taste for men, you know, the greats of course, 223 00:17:53.799 --> 00:17:57.799 Mick Jagger, David Bowie. Corey is the kind of person where you'd be 224 00:17:57.799 --> 00:18:00.880 like, what do you want to spit in the guys mouth tonight? He'd 225 00:18:00.880 --> 00:18:03.319 be like, what, No, I'm not fucking gay. It's like, 226 00:18:03.359 --> 00:18:08.880 whoa dude, Just like con you're being lame right now. It's not cool. 227 00:18:10.240 --> 00:18:12.799 So they of course christ in the place of the shotgun and they begin 228 00:18:12.960 --> 00:18:21.200 screaming at the city that they've arrived. Then the girls arrive there, lesbians 229 00:18:21.200 --> 00:18:27.599 without being lesbians. It breaks my heart that they're eventually going to get worn 230 00:18:27.720 --> 00:18:33.039 down and hook up with these guys. Well, the signs are already there. 231 00:18:33.240 --> 00:18:36.920 Malia and Katie arrive and they deem Corey a quote unquote fuck boy. 232 00:18:37.039 --> 00:18:40.640 Yeah. The good news for Corey. They are into that sort of thing. 233 00:18:40.839 --> 00:18:44.599 Yeah, it just breaks my heart. It breaks my heart that we 234 00:18:44.640 --> 00:18:48.519 live in a world where this guy can have as much sex as he does. 235 00:18:48.319 --> 00:18:56.359 Yeah, because he looks like a fucking Wallace and Gromt character and a 236 00:18:56.400 --> 00:18:59.480 pearl necklace with a thirty two IQ. I mean, it just drives me 237 00:18:59.519 --> 00:19:00.880 fucking well well, and I hate to say this. It's envy. It's 238 00:19:02.000 --> 00:19:04.799 envy. Yeah, I hate to say this. While Brian and alex As 239 00:19:04.839 --> 00:19:11.359 will discuss hit some walls with their lack of game, Corey seems to have 240 00:19:11.400 --> 00:19:17.640 some, although it be a pocket full of backhanded compliments. But we'll also 241 00:19:17.920 --> 00:19:21.920 like, here's a good idea. Just have fun with people. Don't mark 242 00:19:22.000 --> 00:19:26.640 them and try to fucking slit their throats with your cock immediately. Just be 243 00:19:26.960 --> 00:19:33.640 a human being, be a friend first, and then fuck them. Danielle 244 00:19:34.240 --> 00:19:38.680 and Casey check out with that sixty rack of Michelobultra and that guy that does 245 00:19:38.759 --> 00:19:42.039 DMT tells them that there are a ton of hot guys in this town. 246 00:19:42.480 --> 00:19:48.240 I do not think we will see any. Jordan arrives next, Bad Girl 247 00:19:48.279 --> 00:19:52.440 Reory and Stevie Nicks in one. She is from Martha's vineyard. I think 248 00:19:52.480 --> 00:19:56.000 that she will be fun. I think so too. She tells us she's 249 00:19:56.039 --> 00:20:00.200 spicy, so I'm guessing that's the way of her telling us that she he's 250 00:20:00.240 --> 00:20:10.400 going to bring the drama. Yeah. Yes, Danielle and Casey get there, 251 00:20:11.319 --> 00:20:15.880 and it turns out the three of them, and I'm mentioning Jordan here, 252 00:20:15.599 --> 00:20:18.519 we are apparently wing women in New York. Yes, they're Wang women 253 00:20:18.559 --> 00:20:22.160 in New York. And the reason why they're wing women in New York is 254 00:20:22.200 --> 00:20:26.960 because, uh, Danielle doesn't have any friends. So, uh, these 255 00:20:27.119 --> 00:20:30.599 new people that have come into her life in the last eight months, they're 256 00:20:30.640 --> 00:20:37.319 now fast friends because the friends that Danielle used to have turned out to be 257 00:20:38.480 --> 00:20:45.160 either crazy or they just don't like her because she talks to snowmen. Can 258 00:20:45.200 --> 00:20:52.160 you believe they got engaged and didn't tell me I'm a snowman, ma'am, 259 00:20:52.200 --> 00:20:56.119 ma'am. I'm not alive, ma'am. I said, do you want Pinto 260 00:20:56.440 --> 00:21:08.440 or black? Sorry? No beans? So tom Schwartz, Oh yeah, 261 00:21:08.559 --> 00:21:11.599 Tommy, Tommy Schwartz, if you don't mind, can I set this up? 262 00:21:11.720 --> 00:21:15.440 Jillan, So the group has mostly arrived at this point. I don't 263 00:21:15.480 --> 00:21:19.720 think Brian and Alex are there yet. Kyle gives an itinerary of the fellow 264 00:21:19.759 --> 00:21:25.599 guests that will be arriving, and we learned the guy that quote unquote helped 265 00:21:25.640 --> 00:21:29.599 break the Internet back in March twenty twenty three will be here, Tom Schwartz, 266 00:21:30.200 --> 00:21:33.920 to which Danielle tells us if he brings any of his bullshit, he 267 00:21:33.960 --> 00:21:37.720 can just get the hell out. Hey, Danielle, do you mind shutting 268 00:21:37.759 --> 00:21:41.839 the fuck up? Shut the fuck up. We've got a TV show to 269 00:21:41.880 --> 00:21:45.960 film here. Okay, you're not bringing the viewers. Nobody cares. Now 270 00:21:45.039 --> 00:21:48.559 is Katie Flood pretending to not know who this guy is? Uh? No, 271 00:21:49.359 --> 00:21:52.000 I think that she really doesn't know who. That's good for her. 272 00:21:52.720 --> 00:21:56.319 So Danielle feels, yeah, that Tom should not be on the show, 273 00:21:56.519 --> 00:22:00.599 And again, who made you judge Durry and executioner? That would be a 274 00:22:00.680 --> 00:22:08.160 crazy world where someone has been sentenced to death and right before the fucking axe 275 00:22:08.200 --> 00:22:17.599 gets brought down, they have to hear the incoherent blabbering about how you didn't 276 00:22:17.759 --> 00:22:22.599 know about the engagement, think of the trauma that that would induce moments before 277 00:22:22.720 --> 00:22:30.720 death. So Alex had seven Friday, March tenth same day, six thirty 278 00:22:30.759 --> 00:22:37.960 seven pm, Alex and Brian arrive Alex. Alex's hair is turning some heads. 279 00:22:37.960 --> 00:22:41.799 Well, Dylan, we're gonna need a goddamn chiropractor on site with all 280 00:22:41.799 --> 00:22:45.799 that neck turning. Yeah, that's before he opens his goddamn mouth and everybody's 281 00:22:45.880 --> 00:22:49.920 vagina withers away. Well, speaking of vaginas, Danielle's vagina can smell his 282 00:22:49.960 --> 00:22:53.960 conditioner. And the other guy is there too. I don't know what his 283 00:22:55.039 --> 00:22:59.319 name is. M He is the one with a very high pitched voice, 284 00:22:59.319 --> 00:23:02.519 and he calls him off batman, So I'm going to call him batman for 285 00:23:02.599 --> 00:23:03.920 probably the rest of this. Forgive me, Dylan, I did I missed 286 00:23:03.920 --> 00:23:07.200 the first part of that. Is this his friend Brian or is that someone 287 00:23:07.240 --> 00:23:08.480 else? No, it's his friend Brian. Okay man, Yeah, you 288 00:23:08.480 --> 00:23:11.359 want to call him batman? Yeah, I'm gonna call him batman. Now 289 00:23:11.440 --> 00:23:15.079 we got to talk about the toast, Okay, Yeah, Alex makes a 290 00:23:15.119 --> 00:23:19.119 toast that nearly torpedoes is vagina? Goodwill? You know? He shows up 291 00:23:19.119 --> 00:23:22.720 there the girl's love and how he's looking, and then he makes a toast 292 00:23:22.720 --> 00:23:25.960 and not wearing a condom, Just what a girl wants. To hear a 293 00:23:26.039 --> 00:23:30.519 night with you could result in a lifetime of anal harpies. Wow, they're 294 00:23:30.599 --> 00:23:33.759 letting him fucker these crazy kids. That's second base in twenty twenty three. 295 00:23:34.079 --> 00:23:40.319 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know it is. Yeah, it's really 296 00:23:40.519 --> 00:23:45.119 mind boggling to me, the the numbers game that these young men play. 297 00:23:45.480 --> 00:23:49.799 And you have to have a goldfish's mind when you're out there perusing for pussy 298 00:23:49.839 --> 00:23:55.799 the way that these men do, because they're not attempting to really do anything 299 00:23:55.880 --> 00:24:00.119 with their lives other than fuck women. So when that is your entire purpose, 300 00:24:00.240 --> 00:24:06.599 you are in a constant season of rutting, you really have no shame. 301 00:24:07.440 --> 00:24:14.839 You probably will just say things that are overtly and outwardly and objectively disgusting, 302 00:24:15.440 --> 00:24:18.799 but it doesn't matter. Love of averages, lav of averages, and 303 00:24:18.880 --> 00:24:22.960 everybody's trapped in this house, and obviously there's Danielle, so you're gonna get 304 00:24:22.000 --> 00:24:27.880 you know. Sorry, that was me. I have a theory. I 305 00:24:27.880 --> 00:24:33.599 don't think Brian and Alex are actually friends because when we hear about their the 306 00:24:33.680 --> 00:24:38.200 keys to their enduring friendship, they are on the same page. Yeah, 307 00:24:38.640 --> 00:24:42.799 I think this is a fake Bravo friendship. Well, continuing with the bizarre 308 00:24:42.920 --> 00:24:48.720 chirns on this show. Alex brings up two boxes. He sets them down 309 00:24:48.720 --> 00:24:55.480 on the table and there is a freeze frame and a chiron arrow that points 310 00:24:55.480 --> 00:25:07.680 to the boxes and it says dinner. Why why would you do that? 311 00:25:07.880 --> 00:25:14.279 Uh? Why would you do that? They they begin talking about Creed. 312 00:25:14.839 --> 00:25:18.839 Alex says that I'm a he's a lead singer of a Creed cover band. 313 00:25:18.920 --> 00:25:22.799 Alex, I want the head count on how many times you've used that out 314 00:25:22.839 --> 00:25:26.960 of bar. Yep, it's not funny, it's dumb, and most girls 315 00:25:26.119 --> 00:25:30.200 that you're probably hitting on have no fucking clue who that band is. That 316 00:25:30.240 --> 00:25:37.079 band is making a major resurgence right now, and deservedly so. Creed is 317 00:25:37.119 --> 00:25:41.920 blowing up on TikTok because they're one of the funniest bands of all time. 318 00:25:41.319 --> 00:25:48.400 Scott Stapp is a pathological liar and a crazy person, and they are a 319 00:25:48.480 --> 00:25:53.279 Christian rock band and they're one of my favorite bands whose music I don't listen 320 00:25:53.319 --> 00:26:02.000 to. They just released a new video on social media that they're getting back 321 00:26:02.000 --> 00:26:07.319 together. In the video of Scott staff walking into a rehearsal space saying hello, 322 00:26:07.440 --> 00:26:14.079 my friends, we meet again. It's been a while. Where should 323 00:26:14.160 --> 00:26:18.839 we begin? And they say, how about with rehearsal good one? It's 324 00:26:18.880 --> 00:26:23.000 such a good one, and and and it's just they're an important band. 325 00:26:23.200 --> 00:26:30.400 They really are an important band. Yeah, listen, if we hadn't been 326 00:26:30.440 --> 00:26:33.319 going long and I hadn't derailed us already a bunch of times, I would 327 00:26:33.319 --> 00:26:37.319 play some creed. But we're not gonna do that. Maybe next week, 328 00:26:37.720 --> 00:26:41.319 all right, so take it away, Okay. So they discuss h Sandoval 329 00:26:41.480 --> 00:26:47.759 not coming because they don't need that energy change here, right. I think 330 00:26:48.079 --> 00:26:51.640 Sandoval was a little busy. I think, yeah, Sandoval was crying at 331 00:26:51.720 --> 00:26:56.079 Via Rosa. He was not coming to this happen. Oh Dad, you 332 00:26:56.279 --> 00:27:03.519 need to leave. So sorry, it's okay, darling, but you have 333 00:27:03.640 --> 00:27:11.359 to go home. And then you believe kendal Ken walks out. He's like, 334 00:27:11.359 --> 00:27:15.400 can you believe Sandival is crying in the corner, And she's like, 335 00:27:15.559 --> 00:27:21.519 yes, I see, I've been talking to him. Rooms are divided up. 336 00:27:21.599 --> 00:27:26.240 Alex will be uh, well, he'll be staring at a tube. 337 00:27:26.240 --> 00:27:29.640 But that's okay. He's from the Midwest and they are nice there. I 338 00:27:29.680 --> 00:27:33.599 have no idea what that Okay, he'll take the twin bunks there he'll take 339 00:27:33.640 --> 00:27:37.440 the twin bunks. Kyle chats with Danielle about Robert, and Robert made it 340 00:27:37.480 --> 00:27:41.000 clear it's over no shit, and Corey makes the rounds hitting on girls. 341 00:27:41.039 --> 00:27:44.240 He's I think he's this is where he's putting out the fielders. That was 342 00:27:44.279 --> 00:27:55.440 my Meanwhile, well, also Danielle went to Aspen to stalk Robert. Danielle 343 00:27:55.519 --> 00:28:02.720 is losing her fucking mind, and that you know that happens. It's very 344 00:28:02.759 --> 00:28:04.359 sad. Oh, we've all been doing drive bys. I mean, I 345 00:28:04.440 --> 00:28:08.079 haven't driven to a different state to check on my ex, but you know, 346 00:28:08.160 --> 00:28:11.920 you drive by their apartment. Yeah, you know, you book a 347 00:28:11.920 --> 00:28:18.799 ticket. Flat assmen start asking around, start saying, I can't believe it. 348 00:28:18.839 --> 00:28:26.519 But they didn't tell me that they were getting engaged. So they're talking 349 00:28:26.519 --> 00:28:32.039 about their licenses. Malia says that she has a chief mate three thousand and 350 00:28:32.599 --> 00:28:37.160 Batman says, that's very attractive. M No one asked you, Batman, 351 00:28:37.759 --> 00:28:44.680 if you find that it's that kind of Thing's just like it's amateur Hour with 352 00:28:44.720 --> 00:28:48.119 Brian and Alex some of these seasoned veterans like Corey Kyle. You know, 353 00:28:48.200 --> 00:28:52.839 Kyle is just walking around in the backyard naked yelling at trees because he's an 354 00:28:52.839 --> 00:28:57.000 alcoholic, but he does his own thing. But yes, Brian and Alex 355 00:28:57.119 --> 00:29:02.599 I think they think their marching orders try and lock it down with someone real 356 00:29:02.680 --> 00:29:04.640 fast, and that's what makes good TV. I don't know, it's insane. 357 00:29:04.960 --> 00:29:11.559 They are coming off like absolute douchebags. We get a rom com montage. 358 00:29:11.759 --> 00:29:15.599 This was, I mean, one of the most insane things I've ever 359 00:29:15.640 --> 00:29:18.480 seen on reality television. It was just one of those things where you know, 360 00:29:18.640 --> 00:29:23.319 it was like chat GPT edited the show? Was this the family Karma 361 00:29:23.440 --> 00:29:26.400 look back where Brian's MESSI and his mommy has to tell him to clean up 362 00:29:26.440 --> 00:29:30.000 his Now was the one where he's like, I think that this could be 363 00:29:30.119 --> 00:29:33.400 like a rom con story for me, And it like fast forwards to him 364 00:29:33.480 --> 00:29:36.799 kissing someone later on in the season and this music plays and you're like, 365 00:29:36.880 --> 00:29:41.079 did chat GPT edit the show? It's really bizarre. Kyle takes a call 366 00:29:41.119 --> 00:29:49.240 from Amanda. He says, what's up? What fucking husband says that to 367 00:29:49.319 --> 00:29:55.440 his wife the way that Kyle did. Listen, you can do characters with 368 00:29:55.480 --> 00:29:57.519 your wife, you can joke right, you know, But but he earnestly 369 00:29:57.880 --> 00:30:03.839 was like, hello, fraternity brother. It's good to see you on FaceTime, 370 00:30:03.319 --> 00:30:07.799 right, you know. I hope for Kyle. I'm not a fan 371 00:30:07.880 --> 00:30:11.559 of Kyle. I think he's pretty basic. I hope that that poison that 372 00:30:11.599 --> 00:30:17.359 he's hawking has masked distribution because I don't see him. I just don't see 373 00:30:17.359 --> 00:30:21.880 a future after this season with him. I assume they already filmed Summer House 374 00:30:21.920 --> 00:30:25.839 and they'll have the Carl Lindsay breakup and whatnot. I just don't see what 375 00:30:25.920 --> 00:30:30.000 world we watch a drunk Leprechaun blacked out in the backyard, pissing on electrical 376 00:30:30.039 --> 00:30:36.400 wires, slurring his words at forty five the cockstings. You guys got to 377 00:30:36.400 --> 00:30:41.519 piss on this too, But he says, I'm happy that Amanda's not around 378 00:30:41.680 --> 00:30:48.559 so that I can let my free clack, which means blacking out and falling 379 00:30:48.559 --> 00:30:53.200 into a door jam and just standing quite a nasty cut because of the amount 380 00:30:53.200 --> 00:30:57.920 of alcohol, the blood is very thin. Everybody wakes up the next morning 381 00:30:57.920 --> 00:31:02.480 and it looks like someone's been slain, and they're wondering, are we going 382 00:31:02.480 --> 00:31:07.319 to be a part of another Netflix crime documentary because this looks bad? But 383 00:31:07.400 --> 00:31:11.559 no, it was just Kyle just headbutting at door jam. Yeah, so 384 00:31:11.640 --> 00:31:15.519 Batman says that he needs to settle down by thirty five when everybody's sitting down 385 00:31:15.559 --> 00:31:18.039 to dinner. This is the kind of thing that, like, you have 386 00:31:18.119 --> 00:31:23.680 to recognize how dumb this is to say around a bunch of women who are 387 00:31:23.720 --> 00:31:29.400 mostly single and approaching that age. Mm hmm. All right, So if 388 00:31:29.440 --> 00:31:32.920 we're at dinner, we're kind of discussing. They get into kind of a 389 00:31:32.960 --> 00:31:37.559 little background on some of the cast members. We learn Alex was voted biggest 390 00:31:37.559 --> 00:31:41.359 flirt, and while strategies are formed out finding a wife or whose mouth you're 391 00:31:41.359 --> 00:31:49.160 going to spit in, Kyle is doing this. You look like you're in 392 00:31:49.200 --> 00:31:53.640 your element. Cory Lewis is the most picturesque peace stream I've ever seen in 393 00:31:53.720 --> 00:32:00.119 my life, split up by some fucking candle light. He's doing that. 394 00:32:00.119 --> 00:32:07.559 That's what earns sim D big bucks. Yeah, he's forty one. So 395 00:32:08.000 --> 00:32:15.000 we go around, we talk about relationship statuses. Corey deep throats a bone 396 00:32:15.359 --> 00:32:20.759 and takes way too fucking long to tell us his super fucking boring answer about 397 00:32:21.079 --> 00:32:24.880 that woman he spits in the mouth of Yeah, she'll I watched the trailer 398 00:32:25.200 --> 00:32:28.720 she will be showing up at the tail end of the season, and she's, 399 00:32:28.839 --> 00:32:31.119 uh, she's not too happy with Malia. No, she's very dumb. 400 00:32:32.319 --> 00:32:38.400 She is going to walk into a house and begin attacking another woman for 401 00:32:39.359 --> 00:32:45.960 her boyfriend cheating on her. Yeah, who I want to say, eventually 402 00:32:45.000 --> 00:32:50.319 gets around to saying there, it's almost like a Jada pink Will Jada Pinkett 403 00:32:50.319 --> 00:32:52.200 type of thing. Guy. Yeah, they're in an entanglement, but definitely 404 00:32:52.279 --> 00:32:55.359 not in a relationship, which definitely means he can spit in other people's mouths. 405 00:32:55.480 --> 00:32:59.839 Yeah. Well, he says that it's purposely a gray area so that 406 00:32:59.880 --> 00:33:05.319 he he can have more fun. Could Corey say anything else about being in 407 00:33:05.359 --> 00:33:07.119 a relationship with someone? Oh, it's perfect, that's right on brand. 408 00:33:07.440 --> 00:33:15.279 So Brian pops in Altoyd and he says that him and Alex have the same 409 00:33:15.359 --> 00:33:20.920 type, which is anyone Alex also has says that he has a tough time 410 00:33:21.000 --> 00:33:29.200 focusing his energy on one person. All of these guys are absolute fucking morons, 411 00:33:29.279 --> 00:33:32.279 And listen, it makes me sad because I was confused about why we 412 00:33:32.279 --> 00:33:36.880 weren't seeing the Alex that we saw in Below Deck, who was very laid 413 00:33:36.920 --> 00:33:43.200 back. He wasn't going after in fact, he stopped a potential hookup with 414 00:33:43.319 --> 00:33:45.920 a girl because another guy he was working for was hooking up with her. 415 00:33:46.000 --> 00:33:50.400 Yeah, he played it perfectly, and because of that, she was very 416 00:33:50.440 --> 00:33:53.440 into him. This is the complete opposite of that. Oh no, complete 417 00:33:53.480 --> 00:33:59.000 douchiary. I'd kill Alex if he hit on my wife at lar Okay, 418 00:33:59.039 --> 00:34:04.000 so right now we're at March tenth, which is not necessary because the same 419 00:34:04.119 --> 00:34:09.360 night, ten pm, Casey, the newbie, the person who has not 420 00:34:09.480 --> 00:34:16.800 helmed a Bravo franchise, has has turned in a very underwhelming first day at 421 00:34:16.840 --> 00:34:22.559 Winterhouse. She is us saw our logs up there. Patrick. We've talked 422 00:34:22.599 --> 00:34:24.960 about this many times before. If you are the runt of the litter, 423 00:34:25.079 --> 00:34:29.360 you have to get blacked out and try to kill somebody on your first night 424 00:34:29.480 --> 00:34:34.280 because you're no buddy. You cannot just go upstairs and fall asleep. No, 425 00:34:34.280 --> 00:34:37.199 no, no, no, not a night one. So Alex takes 426 00:34:37.239 --> 00:34:42.480 Jordan up to the hot tub while everyone else parties. Batman calls Malia an 427 00:34:42.480 --> 00:34:52.320 ogre, and Batman tries to defend the Ogre comment by saying that it was 428 00:34:52.360 --> 00:35:02.440 a compliment from Shrek to do it is insane to say you're like an ogre 429 00:35:02.639 --> 00:35:07.559 is it because it's like an onion. Dell it right now to then try 430 00:35:07.639 --> 00:35:15.760 to hammer home the justification for why you said it, being a kind of 431 00:35:15.119 --> 00:35:22.960 thematic motif in the dream Works picture that nobody remembers now it's twenty three years 432 00:35:23.000 --> 00:35:30.440 ago. Is so dumb, I don't have the words pretty stupid. Zero 433 00:35:30.800 --> 00:35:34.679 game. The only one person that's at this weird house has less game than 434 00:35:34.679 --> 00:35:40.360 Batman, and that is Jacuzzie. Boy. Hey, you're hot hot, 435 00:35:40.639 --> 00:35:49.800 Yeah, just like, what's that mean. I'm gonna creepily leah lurch towards 436 00:35:49.800 --> 00:35:54.239 you right now, and I'm gonna slowly look really really really creepy. I'm 437 00:35:54.239 --> 00:35:59.880 gonna move through this Chacuzie like it's a bug and I'm the lockness monster. 438 00:36:00.400 --> 00:36:04.480 And then you're gonna say no, no, no, no, no, 439 00:36:04.480 --> 00:36:07.440 no no no. And here's the true tragedy of this. I mean, 440 00:36:07.440 --> 00:36:17.360 it's very Shakespearean. She is clearly open to it. She's gone into the 441 00:36:17.400 --> 00:36:22.119 hot tub with you by herself, so at least, you know, maybe 442 00:36:22.159 --> 00:36:27.119 she wants to get away from the fray. But in the language of you 443 00:36:27.159 --> 00:36:30.920 know, youngsters spitting in each other's mouths, this is her saying I'm open 444 00:36:30.960 --> 00:36:37.199 to I'm open. The only thing you can't do is, like we mentioned 445 00:36:37.239 --> 00:36:40.719 at the top, do what you did. Have a conversation with her, 446 00:36:40.960 --> 00:36:45.119 get to know her, make her feel like she's not prey, and then 447 00:36:45.159 --> 00:36:52.440 maybe you can have sex with her. How do guys not know this man? 448 00:36:52.519 --> 00:36:54.559 It's just nuts to me. He's an idiot? Boy did he get 449 00:36:54.559 --> 00:36:59.280 a good edit on below deck? So Batman is the next fucking losers. 450 00:37:00.840 --> 00:37:02.840 He's like, yeah, he wants a kiss from Jordan, and I think 451 00:37:02.880 --> 00:37:07.519 this is minutes after she escaped his buddy Alex. Yeah. He goes, 452 00:37:07.559 --> 00:37:09.360 hey, I just want to say good night to you. She goes, 453 00:37:09.800 --> 00:37:13.840 we're we're going in the hall. We're going to the hall. He goes, 454 00:37:13.880 --> 00:37:16.119 no, no, no, I know, and let me say goodbye. 455 00:37:16.800 --> 00:37:22.280 And then he goes in for a hug, and you know, that's 456 00:37:22.360 --> 00:37:27.320 that's it's a hidden dagger, you know, for a kiss, and she 457 00:37:27.519 --> 00:37:30.159 immediately sees what's going on because she's sober and not an idiot, and she 458 00:37:30.320 --> 00:37:37.559 refuses him. Next he's a little drunk guy and he is Batman. So 459 00:37:38.760 --> 00:37:42.880 we end the night with a text from Sam to Corey. She says, 460 00:37:42.920 --> 00:37:45.199 hope you had a good night, he says, for sure. Sure, 461 00:37:45.760 --> 00:37:50.719 Uh, that would if I was dating someone and they and we were having 462 00:37:50.760 --> 00:37:53.360 sex and they were staying with a bunch of people of the opposite sex, 463 00:37:53.400 --> 00:38:00.599 and that's the text you responded back with me, it would be over over. 464 00:38:00.840 --> 00:38:05.320 Do you hate Corey as much as I do? It's so easy to 465 00:38:05.320 --> 00:38:08.840 hate everybody on this show. I try and have fun with it. I'm 466 00:38:08.880 --> 00:38:14.440 being a little too negative tonight. Well show, I know, it's such 467 00:38:14.440 --> 00:38:17.239 a it's a fun show. I've just been I've been saying people are too 468 00:38:17.320 --> 00:38:22.960 dumb and well, I'll get over it. But it's shocking this first episode. 469 00:38:22.199 --> 00:38:27.039 Sometimes, if you haven't seen this for a while, it's like seeing 470 00:38:27.039 --> 00:38:32.559 a car crash for the first time. I think he is a narcissist jerk, 471 00:38:34.719 --> 00:38:37.639 and I don't think he gives a shit about anybody's feelings. But he 472 00:38:37.719 --> 00:38:40.800 is satisfying his own desires. He just wants to pop. He just wants 473 00:38:40.840 --> 00:38:45.480 to pop, like what michaels all right, so next one pop. Hey, 474 00:38:46.639 --> 00:38:51.559 it's been amazing getting to know your daughter. I can't tell you how 475 00:38:51.599 --> 00:39:02.760 many times I've popped in and on her. Not fuck well, I mean, 476 00:39:02.760 --> 00:39:06.760 that's the kind of conversation that he's all right, all right, well 477 00:39:06.760 --> 00:39:10.880 maybe we'll bleep that. Yeah, we'll bleep that, all right. Let 478 00:39:10.960 --> 00:39:14.880 me do you know the bit was speaking very crudely to the fop of course, 479 00:39:14.920 --> 00:39:19.960 you know. March eleventh, Yeah, six thirty two am. If 480 00:39:19.960 --> 00:39:27.480 you're following along, it's the next day. Malia cleans up the kitchen. 481 00:39:27.599 --> 00:39:30.639 She explains, it's kind of our sea rat background. She doesn't mind it. 482 00:39:30.639 --> 00:39:32.960 It's almost like a type of therapy. My mom used to tell me 483 00:39:34.000 --> 00:39:36.280 this too. Yeah, she get up. I hear a fucking vacuum at 484 00:39:36.320 --> 00:39:39.239 seventy more. What the fuck it's Saturday. Yeah, it's my therapy. 485 00:39:39.320 --> 00:39:45.400 Patrick, uh So, Batman and Alex wake up. He asks Alex if 486 00:39:45.440 --> 00:39:47.840 the hot tub went well, and Alex says, I don't know. You 487 00:39:47.840 --> 00:39:53.599 know who does us? You struck out and got hit in the face by 488 00:39:53.639 --> 00:39:57.840 the pitch, which is insane. I mean, if you think about it, 489 00:39:58.280 --> 00:40:01.760 own it, dude, you pussy you're claiming blackout. Yeah, someone 490 00:40:01.880 --> 00:40:07.480 throws a fucking fastball at your face, you swing at it and it hits 491 00:40:07.519 --> 00:40:12.280 you in the face. That's what happened to you last night. So we 492 00:40:12.599 --> 00:40:19.119 find out that Casey works in crypto nice and she touches his hands Batman's hands 493 00:40:19.519 --> 00:40:22.480 and she says, you, wow, you have really rough hands for somebody 494 00:40:22.480 --> 00:40:31.280 that works in an office. And he says, is that attractive? What 495 00:40:31.559 --> 00:40:37.599 are you doing? Dude? We'll see how this goes. It's not going 496 00:40:37.599 --> 00:40:43.159 on. I don't know how these guys have sex with literally anybody? How 497 00:40:43.239 --> 00:40:47.280 is there anyone? Well? We have to remember being on a Bravo show, 498 00:40:47.360 --> 00:40:52.480 which is mostly watched by females. Yeah, just your face going out 499 00:40:52.559 --> 00:40:58.159 at the local bar in New York City could garner you some attention that you 500 00:40:58.320 --> 00:41:00.960 absolutely don't deserve because you have no game. And this may work on other 501 00:41:01.000 --> 00:41:06.360 people that are on on TV. I guess crazy. Hey, everybody raise 502 00:41:06.440 --> 00:41:12.079 your daughters, right, you know? So? How Yeah? Oh well, 503 00:41:12.159 --> 00:41:15.559 Kyle reads attacks from Swartz, who is at LAX. I didn't know 504 00:41:15.599 --> 00:41:17.719 that Kyle and Swartz were this close. Oh yeah, they're really tight. 505 00:41:17.840 --> 00:41:23.079 Can I say this? Here's my concern about Winter House mixing it up with 506 00:41:23.199 --> 00:41:28.719 the Scan of All We lived the Scan of All Things six months ago, 507 00:41:28.800 --> 00:41:31.960 and don't get me wrong, it was fun, but been there, done 508 00:41:31.960 --> 00:41:37.519 that over it, don't need to relive it. And I hope we don't 509 00:41:37.559 --> 00:41:42.480 have to relive it on this season of Winterhouse. I don't need Danielle confronting 510 00:41:42.599 --> 00:41:46.880 Swarts about how he was handling things like that'll make me insane. That is 511 00:41:47.480 --> 00:41:52.840 that should not be. Swarts should hopefully just be here for a weekend party 512 00:41:52.880 --> 00:41:55.000 a little bit and then spend you know a lot of time doing dishes as 513 00:41:55.000 --> 00:41:59.159 he did last Winter House, and then bust out of here because he's got 514 00:41:59.199 --> 00:42:02.559 to go meet with you know, yeah, because we've seen you know, 515 00:42:04.159 --> 00:42:08.239 Arianna get the t mobile commercials and the Uber Eats commercials, and we're very 516 00:42:08.239 --> 00:42:13.519 happy. You know, it all worked out, It all worked out. 517 00:42:13.559 --> 00:42:16.719 Everything's great, Santa bal Is on more reality television. But what we can't 518 00:42:16.760 --> 00:42:22.119 have is Danielle being preachy to Tom Schwartz. That's not going to fly. 519 00:42:22.840 --> 00:42:25.960 So I have a feeling that's exactly I think that's gonna happen. So let's 520 00:42:27.000 --> 00:42:30.559 go Tubi. Yeah, let's go to Brian fucking loves tub Well. Kyle 521 00:42:30.000 --> 00:42:35.079 tells Schwartz that the stoke levels are high. I just wanted to get that 522 00:42:35.159 --> 00:42:40.719 out that. Kyle says the stoke levels are high, and he's forty one, 523 00:42:43.800 --> 00:42:49.920 But also, where are you not from? Like Vermont or something like 524 00:42:50.039 --> 00:42:54.159 where are you? Better be California. It better be California. I know 525 00:42:54.480 --> 00:43:00.280 there's a lot of Santa Cruz to snowboarding talk. Fuck, so yeah, 526 00:43:00.360 --> 00:43:07.039 we go tubing. We get guys and girls in different cars. Obviously, 527 00:43:07.079 --> 00:43:12.239 the gaggle of idiots open the sun roof and all the snow falls in U 528 00:43:12.480 --> 00:43:15.679 Brian and Alex continue to strike out. It's worth mentioning that Jordan in her 529 00:43:15.760 --> 00:43:23.639 car lets her friends know that they that both Brian and Alex they've given her 530 00:43:23.679 --> 00:43:30.400 the eck yep, and I like the camaraderie with the girls. Nobody's jealous 531 00:43:30.440 --> 00:43:34.599 because how could you be jas. Everybody's just kind of having a good time 532 00:43:34.639 --> 00:43:37.599 with it. Malia and Katie are chatting with Kyle and Corey. Corey asks, 533 00:43:37.639 --> 00:43:44.519 what's your type aside from me? Speaking of social experiments, which this 534 00:43:44.760 --> 00:43:49.519 is. I want Corey to be part of the Stanford prison experiment on the 535 00:43:49.559 --> 00:43:54.760 wrong side of things. Daniel and Danielle and Alex sit down and here we 536 00:43:54.800 --> 00:43:59.800 go again. I mean, this is really really hard to watch. Alex 537 00:44:00.159 --> 00:44:06.519 says, you are a fucking boss, fucking chick, and he starts to 538 00:44:06.719 --> 00:44:15.480 like go in again for this very like way too quick, way too much, 539 00:44:15.719 --> 00:44:21.559 way too early kind of playbook, and it's tough to watch it is. 540 00:44:22.079 --> 00:44:25.800 I appreciated her telling him to beat it. Yeah, maybe focus on 541 00:44:25.800 --> 00:44:30.920 one girl. Yeah, try that. We get into a super tube and 542 00:44:30.960 --> 00:44:34.000 we all head down the mountain and then we head home, and that is 543 00:44:34.039 --> 00:44:38.599 when Schwartz arrives, and the episode ends with Schwartz saying that he was thrust 544 00:44:38.679 --> 00:44:44.960 into a parallel universe. They had a plan, him and Sandoval when they 545 00:44:45.039 --> 00:44:49.320 opened up Schwartz and Sandy's. They were gonna go on vacation thinking about it 546 00:44:49.320 --> 00:44:52.119 all day. Man, Yeah, and boreding with my buddy. It's amazing 547 00:44:52.400 --> 00:44:59.079 the work ethic that these two have. Once we open the restaurant, we're 548 00:44:59.119 --> 00:45:04.000 going to leave the restaurant. That's a good point. I mean, it's 549 00:45:04.079 --> 00:45:08.280 just unbelievable, Like you vice as this show on Munchies, where these real 550 00:45:08.440 --> 00:45:13.679 chefs and real restaurant owners are like, we opened the restaurant a year and 551 00:45:13.719 --> 00:45:16.440 a half ago. I literally haven't seen my family, not Schwartz and Sandy. 552 00:45:16.880 --> 00:45:22.239 They're like, we opened, We're going to fucking super dumb whatever this 553 00:45:22.360 --> 00:45:29.239 is called. Listen. I I want to apologize for being negative. I'm 554 00:45:29.559 --> 00:45:31.719 like Pat said, when you see a car crash for the first time, 555 00:45:31.800 --> 00:45:36.760 it's a little tough. But once you see the car crash over and over 556 00:45:36.960 --> 00:45:42.800 and over and over again, you get desensitized to it. The stupidity is 557 00:45:42.840 --> 00:45:45.719 going to become a commonplace and I'll have a lot more fun with it. 558 00:45:45.760 --> 00:45:49.840 Next week, Papia dog Girl is coming in. I thought you did a 559 00:45:49.840 --> 00:45:52.559 great job. Thanks YouTube, don't be hard on jumping the iTunes range. 560 00:45:52.559 --> 00:45:57.079 Reviews five stars, kind words, got a Patreon dot com for Yeah, 561 00:45:57.119 --> 00:46:04.239 we had an uncensored moment this episode. I don't know what I was thinking, 562 00:46:06.320 --> 00:46:08.519 all right, until next time. I'm dying saying goodbye, Pat, 563 00:46:08.599 --> 00:46:15.480 say goodbye. There's a lot of stuff on TV, even not all of 564 00:46:15.639 --> 00:46:22.480 it. It's good. Jim tracks a lot of it's bad TV.