It's just like the old radio show with the addibility to swear a lot from
the Mac of All Trade studio in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler dots Je
Bram. It's bilified the Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello and welcome.
Thanks for getting your pot on. Thanks for telling a friend. That's how
we spread the word about a fire ship. Be dry. It's a little
hot in here today. Yeah, you know, so I propped the door
open, so we'll see what happens if people come by. Could be an
iPod shuffle, could be an iPod shuffle of stuff and ipodcast. Yeah,
you know, it's funny. Danny sent me in. We'll get to it
later. A story about an auto correct, but people don't and sometimes people
don't hear things either. You ever to like instead of auto correct, but
you're rain almost autocorrects. As to what somebody said, you know, like
I'll never forget work in construction. And I was fifteen and I'm on a
construction site and my whole job was clean up and they had me go up
on the roof. This is like Osha would go fucking crazy. Two story
condo plywood. They wanted me to sweep all they had was at two by
four on its edge, at the very edge. They wanted me to sweep
the sawdust off from laying down the plywood so the guys could come up and
put the tar paper down. I for whatever reason, one day I slipped
a little bit and I hit that thing and the board like bent out,
like yeah. So after that I was very cautious. One of the guys
gets really pissed and he goes, hey, you gotta do it like this
like this, And he goes, is that he said? I thought?
He said, do you think that's a good trick? What he said was
do you think I'm a prick? And I answered yes. And at fifteen,
I didn't have the balls to tell some big burly construction guy that I
thought he was a prick. There was no way but that. So you
ever do that? Oh yeah? Okay? So yesterday my wife all the
time like like she likes to talk between rooms, which I hate. Yeah.
So so yells something like hey, you want to watch the game?
I go, wait, who's gay? Now? Like, I'll here's something.
Is it okay? Is it okay? You have some tough stuff with
your here? Oh yeah? I had hearing issues forever. Yeah, all,
yeah, I had chronic your infections when I was real little, I
had too, like I have a high peak what's called so in other words,
like the words that come out of my mouth sound different than they do
in my brain. Or yeah, I have bella Cafacian disorder tone. So
yesterday there was I had doctor Robert Rice in here. He's a PhD.
He is the professor and chair of Mental health Counseling program at Saint John Fisher
College. He's also has his own private practice outside works with a lot of
kids on the autism spectrum. And we started even talking about some spirituality stuff,
and he told me about something called naughty water, naughty Nadia. I
cannot tell you the number of messages I got today from listeners asking where can
I get this stuff? Where can I get naughty water? Naughty water?
One lady writes me on Facebook and goes, it can't be called naughty water
because when I looked it up, it's water that comes in penis shaped bottles.
Who the fuck knew that you could get naughty water? Like, we
gotta get naughty water in here, so go ahead. But here is what
naughty water is is that this should explain it a little bit and we can
even talk a little bit more after. There's a naughty rod at Fisher that
you can can anybody just go get water there. Yeah, so so doctor
Deep came back in November. This is a whole remind me to tell you
this story when when he came. Yeah, but that's how we have the
rod. He charged this rod with naughty energy at Fisher and uh, you
sit next to it and essentially you meditate, right, you You sit there
with a bottle with the bottle open, and you meditate, and there's sounds,
you know, and the idea is to think about what you're trying to
clear, you know, so that you can It goes back to those those
three years that doctor Deep gave me in there, right. The idea is
you're trying to clear the trauma associated with those particular dates as a way to
bring yourself back to a healthy state. And you know, one of the
DNA scientists that I interviewed from Cambridge, doctor Thani Balu, he researches naughty
water and he's he's discovered that naughty water can turn jenes on and off.
Right, if you drink naughty water, it can actually activate certain genes and
deactivate other non helpful genes, and so it's a it's working on this this
memory of water, and you know we're we're more than ninety percent water.
Well that's what I was just thinking as you're saying that. All right,
So wow, okay, so it sounds really strange. Now I just want
you to do Cardi B sing a song about naughty water. Oh yeah,
that was different kind of water man, sometimes a little bit more I got.
So this guy is he's he wrote a book about video games and working
with people on the spectrum and it has some great example Like I read it.
I was enthralled with a couple of chapters in the book just how he
used like, for example, one kid autism spectrum OCD would take a shower
for an hour. Now, the problem is in any one of our houses,
they're not built for you to take a shower for an hour. I
don't give a fuck who tells you what you have drywall in there. If
you've got the steam, you're gonna start getting mold up in the corners.
You got all that. That's exactly what I It's like the first thing I
thought of when he's telling me that This kid took a shower for an hour.
Just not you want to go to the gym, You want to go
where there's an industrial size fan that's gonna suck that steam out and have tile
take the hour shower. But you do it at home, like a hot
shower, you get out. I mean all that sits there, that's where
you If you look, sometimes you'll see mold. Like look in people's bathrooms.
You go, you'll see it, or it's not even subs it's up
in like up the sailors the ceiling. You'll see mold, or you'll see
almost what looks like water stains because it collects, or it collects in the
light. The condensation gets in there and it'll collect in the light. And
that's all can become problematic. Well, this kid, I'm the Spectrum,
but loved video games and loved Mario Brothers. Plays Mario Brothers. I think
I say it wrong all the time. Everybody makes fun of me super Mario
Brothers. But that's okay. So this kid is uh he So what they
did was he asked him. He said, if your shower was a video
game, how would you do it? And what music would be playing?
And they put together music. So for the first ten minutes it was the
slower music than it was, the more fast paced music than it was this,
and then at the end he wanted a whole switch to the Donkey Kong
music. His showers went to thirty minutes like it knows, so you can
see, like, my only reason for bringing that story up is to show
you the practicality of doctor Robert Rice. He is an intelligent man. He
grabs yeah, yeah, so he goes he wash your hair. You get
an extra life due, he said, And you can go listen to the
podcast. It is called Doctor Robert Rice phdu. He said that he was
having some health problems and he went to this conference put on by Harvard and
there was this doctor deep sing there an Indian gentleman who came up to him,
and he said, just all of a sudden comes up to me.
I see him out of like the in my periphery, and I'm going,
what is this guy doing. He kind of just walks up. He's just
standing there and he goes. It kind of creeped me out, and he
said, the universe sent me to you. You have important work to do.
We need to do three sessions. So He's like, okay, whatever,
man, and the guy walks away. Well, in the end,
the guy comes back and he does some kind of ancient thing where he takes
three fingers and he said to him, you have three years that are blocking
you and are causing you problems. And he tells him the years, and
doctor reisling, I don't know. So he goes back to the hotel room
and his wife's there and he said hey, he goes, she said,
well, that year was the year your dad died, that year was the
year we had a full stillborn child, and the last year was in your
childhood. And he goes, oh my god, that's right. That's when
this happened. And he's like, so, I don't know. He said,
I did two more sessions with the guy. I felt lighter better all
the time. He said. After that, I was able to complete all
forty six he was working on the forty six in the Adirondex. He was
able to do that. I have no idea, he goes, I don't
know, he said. So then the doctor Singh reaches out, wants to
come to Saint John, wants to come to Saint John. Fisher wants to
stay at his house, he's like, my wife goes, we have three
daughters. That guy's not staying in our house. So he said, my
mother allowed him to stay, so weird. But then he so he bought
a copper pipe. They this guy charged it and supposedly it's the energy that
holds water together. And so it's on the third floor of the nursing school
at Saint John Fisher. There were Hindu students that wanted to have a place
to pray, so they put in a whole meditation area on the third floor
of the nursing the Wegman School Nursing at Saint John Fisher College. And you
can go there and any water can be charged. Is naughty water? And
ad I not naughty water? WoT I know? But it's supposed And then
he was saying, he goes, look, there are people that believe that
there are energy because there's scientists who have studied exposing water to music and that
when you exposed it to like heavy metal, did that with whiskey, it
was all chaotic. Well, they froze it, right, so they the
crystals they found were like all over the place. A premise that ghostbusters too,
I guess. And then he said they froze it. They did it
to classical music. They it was some of the most beautiful crystals, all
symmetric, all everything. So that they're saying that water holds power, I
am I don't know, man, Well, I don't know. But at
Saint John Fisher College you could get dipped in naughty water. Wow. One
of the two, he was the greatest school ever. Yeah, that's right,
buddy, two of us are. Last night the twenty twenty three Funniest
Person in Rochester contest. Yeah. Third place went to a kid named Phil
Smith. Phil had one of the best jokes about a garbage plate I have
ever heard. He goes, how many people are proud Rochester areas? And
it was you? And then he goes, uh, he goes, can
we do one thing, as can we stop having everybody who comes to town
bring him for a garbage plate? Because you know what the garbage plate is.
The garbage plate is the equivalent of a kindergarten art protest. He goes,
that's what it looks like. It's so good. He goes, it's
like he goes, you know, like when you get the kindergarten. He
goes, you give a stranger and plate they treat it the same and like,
oh wow, that's great. Yeah, and then you put it right
in the phrase. It's like that I go that way. I thought that
was pretty clever. And he came in third one two hundred and fifty dollars.
Second place was a kid I've talked about before. He's twenty one years
old. His name is a Mirror our shot. He didn't win a meir,
did not win a meiror came in second. A mirror iss a merror
miss. He is Uh from a Pakistani family U and he said he was
he's twenty one. He was born after nine to eleven, but everybody treats
him as though he was born before us. And he goes, but you
know I was born, He goes, I was the result of the I
was conceived at the nine to eleven after parties. What he said, I
thought it was really funny. I go that was it was really good.
And then he talked about how he goes, you know, I went to
school in Penfield. That's Latin for white people. Yes, And he's like,
I thought that was fair Port Kyle. So he said he was going
on about he goes, Yeah, he goes. When I was a kid.
Some kids called me a towel head, and he goes, I didn't
know what that was, and I'm like, yeah, well you know what.
At least I do use it towel a towel because I shower and he
goes and all of a sudden, this Indian kids now pissed off of me.
He thinks I told him I didn't he doesn't shower, and this kid,
I'm not doing the joke service. But I thought he was very good
and then first placed with a thousand dollars prize and professional headshots from Good News
Photography. Is he is? He is? He is a black gentleman who
I would say has done some time in prison and stuff. And he was
great. Is he had a lot of energy. Is he had a great
joke. Is He had a joke about going to prison and how he read
the handbook when he was in there. And one of the things that you'll
get in trouble for is masturbating while in prison, because you're not allowed.
And if they catch you masturbating, you get like I don't know how much
time, but a certain amount of time in basically we'll call the whole I
don't remember what he referred to it as where he could be by yourself and
masturbate, and he said, so, yeah, right, so he goes,
he said, he goes. So I called my mom and I said,
I ain't never getting out, and then he goes. But then I'm
talking to some guy who's like a lifer, and I go. He goes,
I'm like two days in. I go, hey, man, how
do you how do you masturbate him here? And the guy goes, you
gotta get yourself a rubber glove, fill it up with lotion. Take that
thin mattress. He goes, those are really he goes, The mattress are
the thing you roll it up, and then he goes, and then you
just stick your dick in there. And so he go. He did this
whole thing. How he's fucking a mattress on the thing. And then he
goes. His thing was to this day, I can't walk into city mattress
without getting horned. It's pretty good. And then afterwards his mom comes up
to me and she said, She goes to man, I give you a
hug, and I said sure, And so we're talking for a seconds.
She universe told her to give you a hook. She said to me,
she goes. You know that story about prison. I said, yes,
that's true. He did call me and say that she goes. And I
used to have to beat him a lot. I mean he was funny,
but I mean I didn't know he was always disrespectful. It was great,
but is He was the winner of the twenty twenty three Twentiest Person in Rochester
contest. Now Doug Phelps was won the contest in twenty twenty two, came
back for twenty twenty three hit a bad night. I'm not saying a bad
night necessarily for Doug, just an off night with the audience. It could
have been people in front of him. It just was just he didn't he
didn't advance. So he said to me, I never got to use my
finals. I oh, we gotta get you in here and I'll introduce you
like it was like we would, and then have you do your final set.
Now, he said that some of it's more of a visual thing.
So I don't know, but we could get Doug Phelps to do what would
have been his finals. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. That's
what we have cameras for. So and then afterwards I'm driving home and I'm
like, man, I should just go home. But I had already done
the podcast. I already put the podcast together. All I need to do
is load it up with doctor Rice. So I'm like, no, no,
no no. I texted my buddy Matt, who works at Thirsties,
and I go, are you working tonight? He didn't respond. I thought,
wow, I'll just go check. Maybe maybe he's a little busy.
Maybe he's a little busy. And I walk in there and right away,
Hey, but the place is kind of packed because training camp was like the
last night that they're all together. So there's a bunch of the interns and
stuff there, and a guy that I don't know that you ever worked with,
Chris Jenkins. Yeah, did you? Chris is still there. So
Chris and I talked for a while and then I say, Matt comes over.
We're talking. I go, hey, by the way, I go
Greg Connor's son Will is down there. He goes, why don't you go
say? He goes, Oh, you're gonna go? Say hi? I
said, no, I got. I said. The last thing you want
to do is like, there's all these here's what it was all kids who
were twenty one years older in their early twenties, pretty girls, with a
lot of energy and positivity. And you know what I mean, it just
looks like a real honestly got a great group of kids. That's what I
looked at. I just go, these are these are the kind of kids
you kind of hope your kids would be hanging out with. Here comes grandpa.
Well see this is the thing. So I go, the last thing
you want to do is see your dad's buddy. Hey, so I said,
but I'll buy him and drink, send it down, drink And then
he came down and said hello, and it was fine. But I was
like, man, hey, we want to introduce me to some of these
young old girls. No, No, you know what's so weird is like
I don't get the guys my age and I have. I have talked to
these guys and they'll go, man, there's nothing like the smooth skin of
some twins. Did They almost sound like they're hunting or something. I don't
have no fucking idea, but I'm not kidding you. That's how it's been
described to me. And she's saying that creep me out right. Yes,
So I look at these girls and I all I see are the daughter,
yeah, or or his daughter or some exactly, or somebody that my kids
would hang out with. You know what I'm saying, Like, it's oh,
well, I gotta tasted that last night. I mean, this kid
threw a no hitter, and another kid in his major league debut, it's
first a bad hits a bomb and they show his parents and I'm like,
oh my gosh, his parents are my age. Yeah, you know,
was that the Phillies game? Yeah, there's no no Phillies game. I've
forgot what the other kid was who he played for, but it was like,
holy cow, Like the parents look young too. Well yeah, so
you're like, because they're in their forty yeah, like I keep thirty.
Some of them. I have a mentality like I'm twenty two, twenty three
years old, but I look in the mirror, I'm like, yeah,
I still got it. I still got my cuts a little out there,
still got it, you don't. Yeah, these kids that are being drafted
now are my oldest age, right. Yeah, So there isn't an amazing
right, it's freaky. It's a little freaky, and now it's our kids.
Josh Allen was born when I was taking my chemistry exam for the Regents,
which, by the way, I passed. I'm not how you failed
twice. It's a reading exam. It really is a reading exam unless they
changed it before I got there. No, it probably wasn't reading exam.
I never went to chemistry. I skipped all the time. But that's the
thing. It's a reading test. I know. But I didn't barely passed
chemistry. I didn't. I failed it twice. I failed it with a
lower grade second time because all I did was party. My parents punished me
by leaving me home and I turned my house into risky business. You know
what, Dad, I think that's a fair punishment. Yeah, right,
I had to make two weeks. I had to say my plane ticket flying
down. That was it, dad, park City can wait. I was
gonna think about what I did Google. This was high school. Park City
was like the good dad, come out. You know they're okay. So
we had talked about earlier in the week when Doug was here, and white
privilege came up, and Doug said, I get I got upset when somebody
he was driving ubering some and it was a white woman, and I I
said, and I still haven't found the peace, the Bill Burr peace.
You mentioned, uh that white women seemed to hijack black. That was that
was just my observation. I'm so happy about that because I don't know the
Bill bur Peace. But either way he said, he goes, you know,
the woman said, oh, privilege, and he goes, I worked
three jobs. And I'm like that to me, is that that's the misnomer.
No one's saying that it's easier. I look at my life and I
go, I had white privilege. I know I did, and I know
it sounds strange, not that I didn't have to apply myself and work hard,
and I worked multiple jobs and I went and did stuff, but I
also got a pass because I could walk in places and I wasn't questioned I
could. It's more like white benefit of the doubt, I guess. But
I mean, here's the other thing, is like I could walk into I
don't believe in the privilege as well, white benefit of the doubt. Okay,
I know that the way I grew up, and this will sound shitty
kind of, but I knew that I could walk into an old kill and
fit in. Fine. Yeah, I like when you walk in, nobody's
done. The whole room isn't turning around and going no, no, okay,
no, right, and I mean Saint John Fisher was really a little
bit like a country club. I mean it was, yeah, I don't
yeah, well no, it was everybody got along and everybody was cool.
But there was a golf course there when I went there, Yeah there was.
I know it wasn't a great one on my saying that, but yeah,
you could just go out and grab your clubs and just whack around.
There was like three of courts for free. There was. I mean,
which, by the way, I've never set foot up. I did,
I could never find I couldn't find it. But when you don't golf,
but I don't, I don't really either. But I did go out and
play with some guys and I just know that like you had. I mean,
come on, that's a little bit country clubish, you know what I'm
saying. Yeah, yeah, college okay, yeah, I don't know.
My father would tell you a different story, and I maybe your your grandfather
or father could tell you a different story too. Like my grandmother said that
she she was she was full blooded Irish, is full blood drivers. She
said. They used to call us like black Irish were black on the inside.
My father was called the n word, and so it was my older
sister. They were a little darker than I was. I mean, so,
you know, but for me, like I've never been, you know,
like I never rather worried. I never did. And I'm driving while
Italian. Okay, yeah, but even I don't know. I can't say
for for Irish. With my relative, I have no idea. I don't
really my grandmother said she went through it. Yeah, I don't. I
don't know. Uh. I know that my mom recently told me a story
about my great grandmother and how all she heard, because she had died when
my mom was very young, well, that the woman was just a drunk.
And then she said, but I found out years later that she was
the one who came over here and then helped pay to bring over her sisters
and some cousins to get out of the potato faminine. Yeah. Yeah,
And she she said, I never appreciated that. No, she said,
I was never told that. You never heard about her. What you heard
was she was a drunk, and she goes she wasn't, she said,
And I'm so disappointed that that was the memory, the image that was painted.
And she was blaming more her mom, who would have been my great
grandmother's daughter in law. So I have no idea, but I'm just saying,
like, yeah, I think that any immigrant, it's hard when you
first come over. The benefit for being to the Irish was they spoke the
language for the most part, for the most part, right, Yeah,
there were some that spoke Gaelic, but most most part with a thick brogue,
you got it right. And and they became cops and which was more
of a respectable thing. You know what I'm saying. I think the white
benefit test is this, how much money if you could just you and your
what you your wife, your kids, your family, your immediate family,
let's say your parents too, how much money would you have would you need
to turn black? And for me, my price is eight billion dollars.
Yeah, that does. You're right there, But there's an issue. There's
an issue. I want no money to buy the bills, enough money to
set a lawsuits because I'm gonna start throwing punches once I realize, oh I'm
black. I don't think people are gonna like ff with me because if you
ask a black, remember the doors open tonight when you're screaming that. Yeah,
I'm just saying you understand what I saying. What you're saying, Yes,
yeah, yes. Like ask a woman like what he has to worry
about when she goes to a parking lots. Now, I ask a black
gentleman, ask an Indian gentleman. I ask a white guy nothing, really
nothing. I walk out of it. I don't think. I don't ever
think anything. I worry about getting jumped by black Danny every night. When
I worry about you're eating all the food in the room. Right, will
take a moment. You're a good person. Our friend Alex is going to
talk because we know about the after strike, and we know about the writers
strike, and now there's talk. Uh. Bethany Frankel is saying that she
thinks and I don't know that she has a bad point, but we'll play
it before. Well, she's Bethany Franklin. I'll say this skinny girl driven.
Oh she is driven. What a fucking motor that brought Scott? I
mean, she built an empire. But when you hear her point, she
thinks that reality stars should unionize. There's also a lawsuit against NBC Universal and
I forget the other company, but I'll have it for you that that they're
they're suing on behalf of Reality Stars and we'll tell you why. And again.
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vs. Dot Com. I gotta tell you the way white women somehow hijack
the woke movement. Generals around the world should be analyzing this. The woke
movement was supposed to be about people of color, and it was about that
for about eight seconds, and then somehow white women swung their Gucci booted feet
over the sense of oppression and stuck themselves at the front of the line.
Would you be in my heated seats? I didn't want it to be me
trash and white guys. The nerve was the camuth, the nerve your white
women. You guys, stood by us, toxic white males, through centuries
of our crimes against humanity, and occasionally when you wanted to sneak off and
hook up with the black dude. If you got caught, you said it
wasn't consensual. So why don't you shut up, sit down next to me,
and take your talking to That was from Saturday Night Live. I man,
how did I mean? I watched Saturday Night Live all the time.
I don't know how well. You're the one person I love that show.
Dude. Yeah I was. I thought they did a good job. Uh
I used to. Yeah, I just haven't found anything interesting to watch.
I thought it was pretty good. I there've been a couple of sketches.
Usually when they bring in like Matt Damon, it gets funnier, but now
they've had to bring in so many celebrities to like because the cast isn't just
just doesn't hold the show together anymo. Yeah, well, nobody really knows.
And I think they burned through some people and I have, and they
don't make fun of nearly as much stuff as they used to. But the
uh, because people are woke. Well that that was fantastic. That was
great. That was Bill burrsting the show him swing you're couccie food and foot
over the well. You know what's so funny to me is the reason I
thought that is I have to be sort of careful because I don't. I
just don't feel like dealing with him the bullshit that was. But I knew
women, I knew I knew women, middle aged women, very active,
did a lot of good community work, really did a lot of charity stuff
involved into one particular one. And then all of a sudden, like when
there was I don't know what Trump protest and they made pussy hats or whatever,
and they went down and wore them, and then the Black Lives Matter
they were down in there and it made me laugh, and I go,
you had you had yours, the pushy thing, I got it, But
this one isn't about you. You don't know what these people. You have
no idea what it's like to walk into a jewelry store and have everybody just
keep an eye on the on those people and eye on Alice over there because
she's brown. And uh, you know, I mean that that's really what
they're talking about, that sort of thing. That and the police and whatever,
and we'll actually we'll get into it because uh, I've neglected to call
Randy all week. So I I said, there there was that gets watched
when he walks into the store. There was a yeah, you know what,
that is a funny thing. I mean, there are some folks,
but Randy Nascar has had an incident involving George Floyd and a meme that went
around and one of the drivers liking it and kind of what has gone on
from there, And we'll get into that a little bit with Randy later on.
I told you that there may be I don't know if it's a strike
or a unionization of the reality stars, and who better to tell you about
it than Bethany Frankel. Now Bethany Frankly, I think started out on Real
Housewives of New York and then has had a bunch of spinoffs and has put
that into product and has done the Skinny Margarita's stuff or the Skinny Girl or
whatever it was, Skinny Girl, which I think had cosmos, and I
think there was a variety of Yeah, I mean she I don't. I
mean, say what you want about it. What a hustle, that's all
hustled. She's got hustle. So here she is, and listen to what
she's saying. And then I want you to think Danny as you listen to
this, I want you to think about Rady and the ship that went on
in radio and radio contracts. I know it. I don't know that you
can compare it necessarily apples to apples, but not too far off. There
we go. There's a naughty Hollywood is on strike. Entertainers are fighting for
residuals and no one will promote anything. Why isn't reality TV on strike?
I got paid seven two hundred fifty dollars for my first season of Reality TV
and people are still watching those episodes. We've always been the losers that I'm
up here, you're down here to the actresses and actors during the last a
little bit of a reason why the entertainment, and that's when really the gold
rush of reality TV started. So I myself have generated millions and millions of
dollars in advertising and online impressions being on reality TV and have never made a
single residual. So either I'm missing something or we're getting screwed to people on
the Hills and the Bachelor and Bachelorette get paid peanuts to do what they do
and people can still watch those episodes from years gone by. Anyone shooting a
Bravo show should not be shooting until they get paid residuals for all the other
episodes that they've ever done, or those episodes should be taken down. Reality
stars should go on strike. The Hills people still watch the Hills today and
they don't make a goddamn dollar and they were entirely exploited getting ratings that network
television doesn't get. I suppose to Klym Bristow, her episodes were getting six
million viewers. Network television doesn't get that. In many cases. In most
cases, streaming television doesn't get that. It's complete and total bullshit. And
I'm going to get into this because it just occurred to me. Everyone is
talking about actors. We don't get paid. Okay, now I get it
that it's reality stars. We could say there's no talent there or whatever it
is. But at the same time, do a backyard porno and he can
build an empire like the Kartashians, I guess. But but she's got a
point in there are people that are making money off the residuals. Right Because
if I go and I watched the Hills, Oh, I'll tell you one.
I have gotten into a show that I didn't think I would get into.
This was a network show. I don't know what network it was on,
suits was on US, and then threw it back on Netflix and everybody's
watching it. I never watched it. I never saw it. For whatever
reason, I clicked on it. I watched the first episode ago. All
right, I kind of dig this. There's the one the lead guy reminds
me of somebody that I worked with and I always liked, and I love
his no bullshit kind of style. And uh, I mean either I'm not
gonna get too far into it, but that would be a show that's off
the air, yet somebody's still making money off of it. Yeah right,
Yeah, even Dave Chappelle's not making money off his old Chappelle shows from not
on Netflix. No he's not. He he makes money off his off his
comedy specials that he's done. But the stuff he did with the with with
with Comedy Central, he doesn't make it, and he tried to fight for
it. I guess here here's the issue though, So MTV went the first
reality show everybody recognizes it's the Real Real World, and they had a Real
World reunion. This is the second reunion they had, right, And all
of a sudden, they have a few drinks in the green room, and
all of a sudden, the Russian girl from Real World five in Miami,
he's like, you know what, we shouldn't take the air because we're not
getting paid and they're running reruns, right, so we should We're a music
gone. So all of a sudden they stop. So what does MTV do?
All right, we'll give you free tickets. The VMA's okay, we're
in. I mean that that's the issue. These people are are but hold
on, there's Bethany Frankel. There's a few people, right, but at
the end of the day, they don't like they're replaceable. They're all replaceable.
And they signed on the dotted line. They wanted fame so bad,
Yeah, that they signed up. They signed they sold their soul to Kevin
Devil. Kevin made a really good point before we came on, say that
again, how do you unionize as a reality star, because you're not a
star until you're on a reality right. So I think it's people like you
know, Bethany Frankel, who has had a number of shows, and can
maybe prove that whatever episode she was on or whatever season is today, I
don't know five years later. Let's say, as an example, is still
getting six million downloads a month. I don't know something like that. I
think then you could prove that there's some residuals due in every case, as
you're pointing out. I don't think so. But I don't remember, like
I didn't. I watched a couple of seasons a survivor maybe a little bit
sort of, but I can tell you that I knew that Boston Rob was
on there, and he came back for the all star stuff, and then
he went on to these guys become professional reality star yeah, like like Jersey
Shore, Like my wife is watching the Family Union and the other one now
and I'm like, right, oh my gosh, what do they like?
Hey, let's find the seven biggest douchebags. They put them on a show.
Look that's not you. But no. My point is as though,
is that like, but they but they weren't replaceable. Those people clearly weren't
because somebody had a connection with them, so they can didn't You didn't,
I did. I didn't, but somebody did. But you're like the Kardashian
but your wife did. Like people love the Kardashian. I watched. I
don't get it. I watched, and that here's what I believe. And
I would say this about even certain radio shows. I can go it ain't
for me. When I see why there's value. Yeah, yeah, I
don't doubt. I watched an episode of The Kardashians and I go, Okay,
now I get it. I get it. I get what this is
and I know that's it. Maybe sound really crazy to people, but I
saw where people can get sucked into it. But let me call things like,
now, if you know that you had that leverage. Now you got
to negotiate better the next time. Well, that's right. And what she's
saying though, is there's no residual So yes, so now we sense now
that you've realized, well now that we realized it. But here's the problem.
Now there's nothing and happening right now. Right, So what she's saying
is, let's unionize and go fuck these guys. We want the residuals now
because we've made you. How's the time to strike? Yes, So you
know what the network's gonna do. All right, we'll find somebody new.
I guess what. The boys will always screw over the boys. The girls
will always screw over the girls. I'm trying to let supply of reality start.
Yes, I'm trying to a lot of shiteads. Call Alex Alex.
Hello, Hi, Hi, welcome to Billified. Thanks for being on.
So Alex has has been a producer in television, which right now, with
the writer's strike and the actors strike, it's pretty hard to not do anything.
So she's actually producing a podcast that'll start here and era drop on Mondays
and it'll start in September, and it's called Games. We'll run some promos.
Maybe you've heard them in previous episodes already, but it's two gay guys
and two straight women and they are kind of talking about their neighborhood and their
lives and how they interact. And I gotta tell you, I was sat
in for the first episode that they taped and they the guys hold one of
the guys holds the Olympics at his house. Now, don't go anywhere in
your head about gay Olympics. So what it would be like? You and
your wife get invited, but you have to represent a country. So let's
say you are Brazil, all right, You're Italy, so you got to
come, and you have to come in costume. And then there's games that
you and you're participating games. Some of them were drinking games, some of
them are just backyard games. And I go, that sounds like a freaking
blast. Two straight women go, our husbands loved it, and I go,
yeah, of course, of course yes, But I mean, how
cool is that? That's that's that? It just shows you. I think
it would be an eye opening thing for a lot of people. Did I
sell it right? Alex Sex. I actually just cut a prom all the
other day about one of the events at the Olympic Games called the pickle top
and how it's always the straight men who do the best job in their mouth.
You have to catch the pickle in your mouth in the pickle toss,
now, come on that way. No, I know I did, but
you know what, I'm thinking back when I did afternoons, I would have
had the pickle toss over at That would have been funnier than shit. I
would had stripper. I wish I thought of that right after assl Yeah we
did, ass Al. I did. H I had the girls come in
and put a strap up strap on on, take their tops off, put
a strap on on, and guys said, are doing ring toss under the
strap on? That'd be a good one for the games. Uh so,
Alex. We just played Bethany Frankel talking about the idea of unionizing as reality
stars, and Kevin brought up a really good point and how can you unionize
when a reality star isn't a reality star until the show's almost over? You
know what I mean? The taping's over, and I think what she saying
is that her there should be residuals for a show. She was on the
hills, which are still some of those episodes. I think she said,
we're getting six million downloads or streams or impressions or whatever, and that people
are those companies are still making money off the backs of the reality stars.
That is one hundred percent true. It's also kind of been the argument among
unscripted you know, TV for a really long time is that you know,
there isn't a lot of this is about money. At the end of the
day, the fight is about you guys have a lot of money and we
should have some of that money. Right. But to her point, she's
right, like they do still make money off of first and second seasons of
shows, and there's no compensation beyond what those what that talent gets paid to,
you know, to make the show. The point she makes about like
this is real people's lives that you're putting on television and stuff that I hate
to tell you, but it's not true. She needs somebody like me to
create this scenario of her life and put her together with those women in that
restaurant. Okay, that's that's not how her day to day. Flip the
table over, ready, we'll do it again. Actually, yeah, So
their reactions to stuff like Teresa's table flipping. There is often a hundred times
one hundred percent real in the moment. But she wouldn't have been in that
restaurant unless I called two weeks ahead and about paperwork and had a production meeting
about what exactly these women were going to be discussing at that dinner, and
it's all very planned out ahead of times. She's a point where it borders
on being soft scripted. So it's like, yeah, yeah, right,
well I would think that that's true now, But I got her point on
this to Kevin's point to say that is you look as a as a producer
yourself. You want to work right, and the company that you're working for
doesn't want to pay the residuals. So I'll go find somebody else who will
sign the contract and go I'll do it for seven thousand dollars. And the
possibility of blowing up because now here comes here comes your favorite phrase, the
barrier to entry is gone. And so if I'm beth if I'm Bethany Frankel,
I can take that to YouTube and blow it up into my own thing.
Now, I think that woman is impressive in that she's got a motor
and she's done all this stuff with. I mean, god, you got
to leverage your stardom. Yes, she has very much from the beginning.
There's actually a clause in reality television called the Bethany clause, and it basically
kind of sets up that if you are a talent on a reality show and
you develop a product that you want to sell, typically the production company of
the network would get a cut of your profit. And she was like,
I came up with this idea. I believe it was her skinny Girl margaritas.
I'm not mistaken. She had come up with ahead of being ahead of
being on the show. She was actually out in the world sort of pitching
this idea to sell this drink when she got picked up to do Housewives.
And so there's a clause in these contracts now that says the network cannot take
your intellectual property and make a profit off of your stuff. Like that's stuff
that's in depend of your life right right now. Now. What happens if
like I'm on there and somebody approaches me and says, hey, man,
you've talked about really liking beer. What if we make a beer and you
become the face of the beer or whatever beer you like, Why don't we
make a right, like like a Danny. What's the name of the band
now, don't know yet, don't know, don't know yet? What kind
of beer you like? Pilt? We'll call it the pilt, right,
don't know? If that happens because of the show, do they get a
cut, then that's yeah, that's a completely different story. So it's what
you've come in with beforehand. I'd be like, how much you feel like
some of these women already have fashion lines, they already cosmetics, they already
have things they invest in, and for a network to be like, well,
you know, you're kind of part of our team down, so we
should get to cut it. Here's not fair. So here's what happens.
Right, So let's say that that Pilsner comes in. So here's what woul
happened with me? I know this right, So how much how much do
you guys get, Well, we'll get about eighty percent, Dawn, how
much do I get one and a half percent? Okay, because that's just
this, that's how people are. They gotta like think ahead, They got
think eight steps ahead. Like Lucille Ball was the queen of this yeah,
back in the fifties with her show. I think that also though, if
you think about it, it's a it's a you problem because you don't feel
comfortable asking for the money. They have a way of making me feel bad.
That's why I call Connors and Ferrest to negotiate. That's why I never
negotiate. Feelings have been hurt by by the people. When we were part
of the break room, I was the only I used to get the lecture
you're the only one. I would have to sit in the guy's office for
forty five minutes to an hour, and she talked about all this shiit just
to come to the end, and I found it very entertaining. I did,
And then he would say to me at the end, he would tell
me about how he ordered office supplies, but he always put it a few
dollars under what the recommended number was, and then that way, if it
came up, it was still under their things. So I'll get it for
four. Let's say they gave you eight dollars to buy pens for the office,
right, eight dollars a month to buy pens for the office. He
goes, I would buy. I would put in my budget four dollars and
then if I still couldn't find him, for four, I'd find him for
six and I'm still two dollars. But his whole thing was about money.
So this is the whole conversation. I would hear these big, long winded
conversations to come around and go. And you still want to say, goodbout
your money. Go, yeah, because I don't want to have these conversations.
Right I'm sitting in a room with you. I'm not having you shut
the door in my face and tell me what I'm not worth. Fuck you.
And and by the way, when I negotiated, it had nothing to
do with Rochester, and none of my deals were done with anybody from Rochester.
And that kiss them off. Oh yeah, they used to bring it
up at Christmas parties. Yes, yes, you have to think that,
like in the reality TV world, you're pulling people, regular everyday people who
don't understand the into these contracts without lawyers looking them over because they're just excited
for an opportunity to be on television. And the networks and the production companies
know this. And and I will say that like some of the protections that
they're asking for about treatment on set and stuff like that. A lot of
these shows, a lot of these shows are already union. A lot of
these reality shows are already union. They use union crews because they have they
have hosts and stuff that are union, so they operate under union rules,
meaning they get breaks, they get water, they get meals, they get
everything they need. And for some of them to come out and be like,
we don't get this stuff, and we get you know, removed from
our contact, from our families and stuff. There are some shows and situation
breaks Big Brother, Project Runway, we take their phones, you know,
when we go through their stuff when they get there, you know what I
mean. We had a season eighteen contestant of Project Runway go on Instagram recently
in support of Bethany Franklin basically say he experienced human trafficking during his time on
Project Runway, and I was a producer on his season. I don't even
know what that means. Wow. What he was saying like he was denied
bathroom breaks and meals and water and just basic human necessities. And I was
a producer on his season, And that is absolutely not true. That all
they literally have to do is say water and somebody runs it over to that.
So, from what I understand, NBC Universal and Bravo are being accused
of that, and I think Brian Friedman and Mark Garrigos have sent strongly worded
letters to NBC's top Council and they're saying, according to page six, that's
where I saw this, accusing them of a deliberate attempt to manufacture mental instability
by applying their talent with alcohol while depriving them of food and sleep, as
well as denying mental health treatment for those displaying obvious and alarming signs of mental
deterioration. Now I'm pretty sure, yeah, go ahead. The mental health
thing is definitely not true because, like a project, Runway is Bravo,
so it's part of the NBC Universal team and when those people have a hard
time, and they often do. Season nineteen was in the midst of like
COVID and Black Lives Matter, and it was fraught with all kinds of like
really intense storylines. Those people are provided with therapists and you know what I
mean, they are the alcohol thing. I mean, yeah, there are
definitely companies, producers, okay networks that wants these people to have a couple
of drinks to see what happens. Like that is one hundred percent true.
Like you cannot you can't deny it, you know what I mean, We've
all seen it, but I've I've whipped out my camera at parties just to
get guys who were kind of drunk because it sounds like Damian's Oh my god.
But I do know because I remember talking to I think Gilbert Godfrey got
rest of soul. Uh was on The Apprentice or Celebrity Apprentice Enemy And I
think he told me he was offered mental health counseling when he got fired because
they and he's like, Russia, my mental health is already bad. Kill
your mental health is killing this show. You're fine? So so do you
think Russia? Yeah? And I know they provide those services, and I
know not every company does. And I know that like the Writers Guild has
been trying to unionize these independent reality production companies for a lot of years to
get better treatment for talent, producers, crew and all that stuff so that
we can operate, they can operate the way the big shows do and everybody
feels safe and protected and all of that stuff. I don't see. I
think she's right on some of the stuff. Is Garret is going to get
in front of a camera again, and to make more money. Chances are
well they I mean, is there a chance that this kind of goes somewhere
for them? I really think that it does have legs. Actually, right
now we are we are at a pivotal point in entertainment kind of across the
board, because not only are like you know, scripted shows and movies not
being made right now, but unscripted is completely dead. And there are people
who are in my position who haven't worked since December. There are I was
on a production that was shut down in the middle of it. Like,
so the so the world is like, the world of entertainment is a crazy
place. I ran into a former boss of mine who like, is doing
a job right now that's way below her title and experience level just to get
some work, like it's And so if we sit by and just do nothing
because we're waiting for this thing to shake itself out, when we actually do
have a chance to get in on the conversation and maybe make a difference and
really make some noise and shake this industry up, and maybe this is exactly
what needs to happen. And I would support that one percent. Has there
been any movement on this strike? Is there a light on the tunnel at
all, or is it just still miles and miles apart the fields miles apart.
They met last Friday, and my understanding was that, like, the
both sides are saying that they're willing to negotiate, but there's been no movement
whatsoever. Let's say let's say it does. Let's say all of a sudden,
out of the blue before Labor Day, they come to some kind of
agreement and they go, all right, we're back to work, light camera
action. Are we gonna is working to resume that quickly? Or where are
we? I highly doubt if will all of a sudden snap back. I
still start to see kind of things start picking up. But there are networks
like AMC recently came out and said, like, we have enough content that
we haven't released yet to kind of service our customers and our audiences through twenty
twenty four. So this isn't really a huge deal for networks like AMC.
They're kind of small topadoes, but they're not the only ones. Like the
reason my show got shut down this season was because there's like forty some odd
episodes have an airtive this show that they don't really have a reason to like
keep filming them right now they can positive and go back later and save a
little money. I think there's a theory that like the collapse of the banks
and Silicon Valley kind of started to tech. You know, the destruction of
tech and production jobs do get wrapped up in tech. So like, yeah,
you know, this is a really interesting time and a really kind of
pivotal time for entertainment. So I know a lot of people are thinking about
failing, and I know I understand. You know, there's when you're twenty
five and you're getting into this industry, you're really excited, but you're not
thinking about retirement. And then you get to be my age and you're freelancing
and you don't have a pension and you don't have steady healthcare, and you're
like what am I doing? You know? So it's like having a union
would provide those things for people like me. There was I mean, this
is not the only aspect of show business that they go through this. There
was a documentary about in Sync on YouTube and they talked about how lou Pearlman
right took all their money. He brings him into these family dinners, right,
and the families are all there, and he hands out the checks after
dinner and they're all imagining how much money is in this check and they go
to open it and this, after hundreds of hours of rehearsals and tap dancing
and singing and acting dancing lessons, ten thousand dollars. And they were like,
well, we don't want to act like we're ungrateful, but ten grand
fur for this that's it. We mean, well, he's like raking it
in. Wow, you got all that talent? Yeah? Tell the reason
MTV doesn't show because a whole lot of money went into that body. Oh
yeah, a few other pickles. And I think I think the fortunate thing
too is that, like with a lot of these independent content creators that are
already out here making their own thing, if they get approached by one of
these you know, companies to do something bigger, they're not going to have
the problems with the contracts. They're not going to need beth any causes they're
already making their own money. They don't need they don't need you, you
know what I mean? You need them so right, you're going to see
a change there too. It's interesting, all right, well, very good?
Nice? Uh? I like your insight on all this, and it's
good to have that connection. Unfortunately, as this happens. By the way,
Alex, I visited the American Pickers store in Nashville. When I was
there, yes, I did. Oh you know what, did you see
any of the guy No, no, they weren't there. They did have
like a lock of your hair. Though I asked if I could buy it,
he said, Alex, can. I put you on hold and we'll
just take a moment, and when we come back. I want to bring
up I don't remember this, but you and I were texting the other day
and you or you texted me saying, hey, I was listening to the
podcast while I was on a run and he brought something up. And Danny
usually remembers all this stuff, and I'm having a hard time remembering it.
But but no, I'm sure it happened. And I'm so disappointed that I
don't remember, because usually that's always like I always go, oh, yeah,
here's where I knew this ship was. There's truth to it because we
were told this so many years prior to it coming out in the news.
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say that she did? Esc I really don't care that you're home. I've
never been a drunk skunk though, have you Have you ever been somebody's like
drunk hook up? Oh yeah, I knew it. Oh yeah, I
knew it. Did you would get calls? Oh yeah, yeah, Alex.
Ever anybody's drunk cook up? Oh yeah, oh yeah, all right.
I don't know. I I'm trying to remember. I don't know that
I was anybody's drunk cook up. I don't know that anybody was really mine.
It might have been one chicken fishery know. I'm a fan of the
showman. Then happens every once in a while, like you're on the road
and you're with the Satan crew, and then like the night before you wrap,
everybody go around dip wasted and you end up found guy or something.
I don't know, the best grip guy. They call him the best boy
grip. Oh look at this? Who knew? Who knew? What is
it? What does a grip guy? What does they do? What's the
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room and then they weren't expecting it. And he was a guy who could
maybe change your fortunes. He was writing movies, he had TV shows.
He could put you on there. He could maybe get your stage time in
clubs that you weren't getting. So there was that, and Alex goes,
but wait a second, we heard about this. What was the story that
we heard? And I don't remember it. So we used to have comedians
that will come in every Friday or whatever. They were good, they were
going to be at the comedy clubs. They will come in and do a
seen. And we had one comedian and all you want me to say his
name, but we had one comed come in and he was like, you
don't talk of those conversations. You just cannot forget, Like he was very
memorable, and he was like off air telling us all this crazy stuff,
right, how to get into Cuba illegally and like how to get a boat
out of Miami and like all of these crazy stuff, right. So he
tells us this story about Louis c. K and like there was a guts
a bunch of female comics in a green room and he asked them if he
could get up and then let it go into the plant. And I remember
what, yes, I remember when that story paid out. It was like,
wait a minute, like I heard this because I remember because I remember,
say, was it was it Joey Diaz and it was yeah, I
thought that's when you texted. I don't remember. I don't remember either,
Okay, I seriously, I remember all that stuff was amazing at least he
asked or whatever. I just remember, like because we were talking about like
bizarre shit that guys are into, you know what I mean. When we
were off there, we might have had Dennis. We might have had Dennis
tops on that day we got into the subject, you know. But I
just I will never forget that because I remember when it came up. I
was like, I knew about this so large all I want, But you
know, we weren't gonna say anything. But then I heard it on the
podcast and I was like, do you remember I didn't remember Joey Diaz.
Big thing now is that he goes on rants after Yankee games on Twitter.
Oh yeah, just bitching about. There's a lot of bitch about this year.
There's a ton of pitch out. Oh gosh, a terrible But you
know I must have been taping like the probably Buddy Nick's doing commentary in the
other room. But I'm sitting right there. I don't remember this. But
you always had your mind and the next thing. It was always times all
right, so check this out, bro. So you're telling me that,
let me start kang Is Jay and oh into a plant in front of women.
Yeah yeah, like literally that's the conversation. But yes, there was
always a lot going on. There was always people coming in and out and
asking questions. But like Santoris and you want to remember, like every single
thing was that one stood out to me because, like I said, I
remember when I went public, I was like, oh my god, I
heard the story before, like he was man, because I wish I had.
You ever see things in you just go yeah, you know, something's
happening. Something's happening. I remember someone saying something years ago about, uh,
Bruce Jenner, something's going on with Bruce Jenner. And then now Family
Guy did a whole episode about it right years before. Yes, and then
there was someone But then when he came out, he said he started taking
hormone pills or like in the early nineties or something and stopped and someone's I
remember, I don't remember who it was, but they kept saying he's starting
to look at Yeah. I remember hearing it somewhere and uh, and then
and that stood out to me. I don't remember the Joey Diaz, which
is unfortunate because that would have been one to certainly to remember how we knew
very good. There's there's this, there's this mean that's gone around. It's
Howard co Sell with Bruce Jenner on one side and O. J. Simpson
on the other. This is Howard co Sell from the future. And wait
till what I've been about to tell you about these two next. Well,
now you know what's so funny is you could actually go back with AI and
created as though, yeah, hey, we should have known. Who knew
he would kill two people allegedly cite the pictures from Ambra Shad's wedding ojas on
one side and uh on the other. Yeah, so crazy. All right,
Alex, how's the dog? Alex is at the vet with her dog
earlier today. He is an a one faker like and the Oscar goes to,
this dog has been limping around all day. Gave me nearly a heart
attack, and then got him to the vent. And that's like pulling on
his little arm and stuff and moving it up and down. The dogs don't
make any noise, and he goes, I think this is psychological psychological with
your dog. Look at that got munchhouses bay. No, he literally took
out into traffic this morning and almost killed this faults. So wow, that
was your dog on New York one this morning. Okay, all right,
well, thank you Alex, and we'll see you in a couple of weeks.
Yeah sounds good. I can't wait. I ken't either. I'll see
you with the game's crew up now. Whenever you hear that an emergency when
you're here, that sound is an emergency. It was the old way that
they called the fire department basically, and people would come or maybe the ambulance,
but get your buckets of water. So for whatever reason, the village
of Fairports said, we want to keep that. So usually the doors closed.
It so hot in here, and I said, let's just prop the
door open, leave it open, and uh, that's what's going on.
Hopefully we'll get all right, Alex, thank you, you're welcome. We'll
talk to him all right, byebye. Uh. Danny sent me this article
or send me. I don't know what you sent me. It was like
a couple of sentences on it. So I just trying to find video on
it, and I couldn't find there's video. But so a woman who's disabled
or was having some some issues from when I could gather she this is back
in February of this year, twenty twenty three. She meant to text her
friend I just shipped myself, and instead the text auto corrected to I think
I just shot myself. So she said, I think I just shipped myself.
It became I think I just shot myself. So a misunderstanding over this
text is what happened. The woman filed a lawsuit texting another friend about her
health issues. According to the lawsuit, the lawsuit says the woman was awaiting
surgery to both hips, including the right A right hip replacement. It says
she struggled to walk and climb stairs. We may have to close the doors.
Yeah, it must be someone her. She meant to text her friend
and said, I think I just shipped myself, and said the text book
corrected, Joy, I think I just shot myself. The alarmed friend dialed
nine one one. Now I don't I'm not sure if I got a text.
I guess it depends on who it is that I just shot myself,
because I'm I'm thinking, let's take race and Randy. Okay, I'll get
text from rescue, texting calls from Randy. You won't believe what happened this
week exactly or no matter what you know. And if I got a text
from him and says I just shot myself, I would go I made text
back like are you okay? And wait? But I don't know that.
I'm calling nine one one because I'm going, well, maybe he has a
gun, maybe he doesn't. I don't really know. And I would assume
that if you did shoot yourself, you're probably not texting me. And if
you're texting, you've probably got your front hand. You can call nine.
Well, this is what I'm thinking, Like, if if you really were
bad and you wouldn't be texting me, you'd be right, That's what I
would think. Apparently not here, and I don't know, and I don't
know how old this woman is, so let's just text them back and go,
hey, wait what so the what the duck? The cops show up
and she's on her ring doorbell and she said she didn't need their help,
and she said it was just a misunderstood text and it's ridiculous. So they
insisted and look, if they come, it sounds like a mental health Well
it does, and I'm serious. If nine one one comes, I think
they have to see you for I think they I think they do have to
at least make contact. Yeah yeah, yeah, oh, like I think
they have to like get eyes on you, because I think that's the term,
get eyes on you. So she says, I can't, you know,
I have difficulty getting to the door because I am, you know whatever,
I'm need surgery. So she asked them to leave. Police put a
sticker over the ring doorbell camera, and I think they waited two hours,
and the woman cracked open the door to see whether the police had left,
and they grabbed her and dragged her outside, put her in restraints, and
smashed her face into the door. That's what the lawsuits says, so probably
as they're grabbing her, But just think it's this old lady. It seems
like a bit of an overreaction. Now, remember this is her story of
it. We've had enough lawyers on here to know that there's always two sides
to a story, and I would think that the police probably have a very
different version. I would assume since this is twenty twenty three, there's probably
body cam footage as well, but I don't know. They took her so
you can't see anything. So it's the general policy of the town. They
can't comment, and blah blah blah blah blah. But the lawsuits the woman
didn't have a coat on, police wouldn't let her back inside unless did she
allowed the police in. Police found her legally owned gun in the home.
After staying with her in the home for two hours, they took her to
the hospital. She was held there for eleven hours until she was released without
restrictions. The lust it says, so she's now she's suing, But could
you imagine that over a miss I would be that would end my friendship.
Yeah, but you're a fucking moron. If you were that concerned, drive
over, call me up, Call me if I just texted you my phones
in my head, call me right here my voice. No, it's just
so stupid. But the other thing is if the woman can move around?
Was she trying to clean herself up? Or was she trying to text her
friend? And I just ship myself as there a chance he could come over,
right, because I can't walk and I don't have my hips. God
doesn't she herself? But hey, I know I get you over here.
If I just changed a vowel, it's a will of fortune. I'd like
to solve the puzzle. It's like, holy crap, Yeah literally, billy,
I mean that's yeah. This poor woman with bad hips and crap pants
has now been smashed into a door. And now, like, has have
you ever had before? She sure did after the cops pulled her up.
And by the way, that's the thing is is like, because she can't
move around, she's probably covered in shit. Yeah right, Oh god,
what a way to live. The lawsuit. May the thing's better last night,
this kid, this is gonna be a blessing in disguise, ma'am.
Chris Hasenhaur did. He was in the Funniest Person really funny, and did
not finish in the top three, and it's by voting and stuff. But
he talked about like his kids. He separated, and his kids were over
and he was sleeping on the couch and his daughter sat on his on the
small of his back, and he knew that he was gonna get up at
seven o'clock and make them pancakes and waffles and all this big breakfast and the
we're gonna watch cartoons together. And he said, I'm just gonna sleep,
and he goes. My son starts waking me up and goes, hey,
hey, like the kids came down once playing the switch, sitting on his
ankles. The other one is sitting on the small of his back, and
he goes, hey, she just pooped on your back. And he goes,
sure enough, there was poop. He goes, now, I can't
find her. She's completely naked in the bathroom and he goes, there is
poop like everywhere, everywhere, all over. He goes, it looks like
a murder scene, but the wrong color. And then he goes he goes,
and I look at her, and he goes, I'm not gonna yell
at her. I'm gonna gonna just want to clean her up and find out
something's wrong. This isn't obviously she had a problem. And she looks at
him and goes, this wasn't me at me, And I go that that's
pretty funny. That's that's a pretty funny thing. Did you ever have an
f up with autocorrect that ever kind of screwed up in any anything where you're
no, no, no, I did have a girl break up with me
because I believe because she she posts something on social media. I am very
good with the English language. I write, and I accidentally used the wrong
form of your. I hate when people do that, and I accidentally did
it myself. You did incident. I wrote why oh you are instead of
y o us? So like are you are you? You're here? Or
like I wrote you're here? And I think that like for some reason,
she was a grammar not so yeah, I cannot date dumb. Yeah,
And that was it, which was a blessing. I mean it was like
I did accidentally call nine one one when I had an apartment in Pittsford.
Uh, I there was three buttons and I was drunk, and there were
three buttons on the top of like above your dial thing. This is still
when we had fired there fired, you know, but they weren't labeled program
the program. So I hit it and I go, what is this?
And I here nine on one and I hang up. Oh shit. Right
now, at the time, I was about to get married, and I
think my in laws had gone over to when my brother in law was stationed
in Korea. So they brought home like a Komodo type Kmoto type. I
don't even know if I'm saying that's the dragon, what is it? Call
it the rope? So I have this fucking rope, right So now I
hang up like and they call back and they go, is everything okay?
And I said, yes, everything's fine. It was an accident. I
hit the button. I didn't know the button. But if you're seven,
but I bring more beer. So all of a sudden, like all of
a sudden, I hear these footsteps come up the wooden porch or this place
I live, and I hear boom boom, boom boom on the door.
And I opened it and now and I'm naked, and I got a bit
of reil and I'm trying to close the komodo around it, and it's like
popping out, and I'm like, did you do that? One one channel?
And no, I was not. I was not alone. I was
forgetting there. So I get, would you tell a phone with Billy?
These iractions pet tricks to that? So the lackness monster. Yeah, so
that was embarrassing. And then there was another time, not because of that,
that I Jackson was a baby and it was he and I home.
He was it was a first kid, right, I was doing afternoons.
His mom would leave for work, she'd be at work. I would spend
the morning with him, and then I drop him off at daycare and she'd
pick him up on the way home and I would go into work. So
it's just he and I at home, and I don't know what I did.
I so, for whatever reason, the high level of security in the
townhouse we had in Victor, like the crime capital of the world, Victor
in New York, which if you know, it's not and this is like
I think this is called Victoria Woods. So you're back. And he had
like wooded lots and there's nobody around. So Jackson's in a high chair and
I leave him. I put a bunch of cheerios on the tray and he's
sitting there. He's happy, he's a claim, he's eating. I get
a phone call, so I step out. For whatever reason, I step
out on the deck. It's a nice day. I step out on the
deck and I didn't fully close. I just opened this slider to go out
on the deck because the sliding and glad store just enough that I could get
through. And there was a stick that was left so no one could get
in because sometimes the lock wouldn't lock. So now the stick falls just enough
and now it's wedges at an angle and I can't get back in front doors
locked, garage doors down, I don't have the opener. Cars are in
the garage I got going in, and his child, who's like nine to
ten months all the time, he is sitting in the height chair. So
now I go, what the fuck am I gonna do? So I don't
know why I stepped out aside because I didn't. I couldn't have had a
phone. I couldn't. Because I think, I don't know why I stepped
out on the deck. It must have been to do something. And well,
you didn't have a super long cord with your phone though no, I
wasn't on a phone. Here's why I know, because I had to go
call. So I'm now I don't know anybody other than the people on either
side of me, and none of them are homes. It's like mid morning,
they're at work. So now I'm running around and I see this couple.
Maybe it was like eight eight o'clock, so everybody had lock, so
no one's answering next door. I know the other. So now I'm running
around and I finally see this young I have no idea. I go listen,
can I call nine one? I'm not showered, I'm in like shorts
with a shitty T shirt. I looked like I could have climbed out of
the fucking woods, you know what I mean. So they go, yeah,
sure. So I call nine one one and they said, yeah,
I go. Please just send one person that can help, Like, I
don't know, pick a lock or do something. I don't need the whole
I don't want bells and whistles. I say this, I say this day
to go. I don't want. I don't need the bells and the whistles
and the whole firetruck. You don't need to send all that because in my
head, I go, that's a waste of resources that this is not an
emergency. My kid's in there. I gotta get to the kid at some
point. He's gonna get shitty. He could fall asleep in the height chaired.
It's not a that big a deal, but I need to get in
there at some point. So sure to fuck enough, here comes the fucking
fire truck. I got the whole thing and not going, Holy shit,
fair poor horn's going on. Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck?
So now now they're coming and they're like one guy's ready to ram through.
Uh like they're ready to go whoa, whoa, he's gonna the one's gonna
break. I go, hang on, hang on. So one guy goes,
I think if we cranked the door locked this way and we lifted up
enough and it was just enough, I got through on my belly and I
got to open the door, and I go, thanks fellas, and like,
but there's like way too many guys for this fucking I was like,
holy shit, there were two fire trucks. There's nothing. This would be
a great exercise for you guys to work on. It become and then it
becomes a game of man, what what can we do to do this?
Here? Here's this idea, here's this idea, here's this thing. You
want to know what the greatest man was. There was a time where I
lived in an apartment and above me was this old lady. And again I
was doing afternoon so I'm home like in the morning, and I knew this
was like the first the first person I was supposed to marry that I lived
with. She was I wish I had one of those. The first person
I was supposed to marry. He didn't. Okay, So she's at work,
I'm home and I all of a sudden, I'm hearing no, lie,
no Lie, I've fallen. I fallen. I've fallen. She's downstairs.
We were upstairs, she's downstairs, and I'm looking around and go what
the fuck? And then all of a sudden, I go, holy shit,
that's the lady downstairs. I said, A little old lady that lives
underneath. I fallen. So now I fell So I run over to this
couple who we were sort of friendly with, the go hey man's and they
and he's home and he goes, yeah, He's like, no fucking help
at So I'm like I go to the door. I go, I said,
are you okay? I fall? I said, I know you've fallen,
Are you okay? Like and I fall. I got it okay.
But I'm just saying, like, did you think it broke something? Or
the intremendous amount of pain I obviously can't get up. I just want you
to calm down. So I call nine one one, and these guys show
up the whole thing, but I think a lot of them were volunteers.
Now, these were doors in apartments that had there were like a fire door,
so there were steel so it wouldn't burn. And she's got a dead
bolted. She's got this thing dead bolted. And I'm watching. So I
stand on the stairs because she lived kind of behind the stairs, and I'm
watching these guys. I don't want to get in the way, but I'm
watching, and I see this motherfucker Lower's shoulder. He goes, I'm gonna
go in Lowers's shoulder, runs into the door and bounces off like a fucking
ping pump. I mean, he shoots back. The other guy goes,
let me get it try. He does the same, fucking big fat fuck.
He runs up foo he pounces off. Now one guy goes, well,
here's what we're gonna do, and he takes out a hatchet and he
starts fucking beating on the door. And there's a back door, like a
back access to this hallway, right, so it's all glass, and all
of a sudden, I see this old man running down the hill. Cut
it out, cut it out. The window and the back is open.
She had it open enough that he could grab through, pop out the screen
and climb through, and they got to her. But I'm like, they
put a big fucking dent in that door. They're trying everything, and I'm
like, it would have been smart to look for other entrants. Say hey,
hey, Bob, you go here if you want to try to run
into the door, and and I go, you know, there's a reason
why ebody know what you have in there too. You may need to get
in quicker than looking around. No, but there's three fucking guys, Kevin,
there's three fucking guys. What I'm saying is a smart plan would be,
Bob, you try to get the door. Charlie, go look for
the window that's opened in the back. You know what I mean, some
other way in. Wouldn't that make sense? Like a third and seven west
side fire would have gotten through the problem. Well, I don't know.
This thing was dead, bolted and heavy. So now uh, I remember
going this is where and I think this was this is this was here?
This wasn't very I don't I don't know fairpoorts volunteer, but I remember going.
I remember my console when I go, man these basements savers or only
because I grew up in a town where it was all volnteer and by the
way, God bless the volunteers, because only because every car accident, every
everything, you didn't know what you were coming up on as a neighbor,
like it could have been your best friend, you know, spread across the
highway. What are you laughing at, you, dick? We're okay.
So there were I always asked my mother because like we like so Buffalo,
Buffalo, Buffalo was the fire capital of America. Like leading off the six
o'clock news on Channel seven with Erv Weinstein, who was the grumpiest, most
curmudgingly news anchor ever fired at night in the city of Buffalo, there's always
a fire. Even Jim Carrey talks about it because he lived in Toronto,
and you get the Buffalo rate news stations. He's like, is there's still
fire a still fire problem in Buffalo? Because every night there was a fire,
it was a bigger story. So I go, mom, you know
we have a fire department, but we never see any fires here. Well,
that really doesn't happen around here, and never did until I was seventeen
years old. All these kids joined the Explorers program, right, So now
you got a forty kids in this program, right. And my buddy Lui
Leko met his house. He goes, bro, there's a fire on Buffalo
Street. We should go and see what's going on. It's just a quick
walk down. So we walked down. All of our classmates half the school
is down there, along with their parents, were also volunteer fight. They're
doing like victory lacks. They're like, dad, dare I check this out?
The fire man. They're like, I just rescued some old lady.
His father goes, now you didn't, Craig, she was fined. Yeah,
like the smoke coming up. I mean, these guys are like I
five, and if they just want a super Bowl, it's a woman's houses
on fire, Like you know what, no big deal deal, that's just
the celebration. We'll take them moment, we'll call race and Randy, we
would come back. Some stuff happening in uh NASCAR, and I think that
they're doing a road course this weekend and then at Watkins Glen next weekend.
Okay, we'll see what Randy's plans are for the for the Glen. But
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I have too, but oh that's really cool. We gotta we gotta see
if we can get I'll reach out, all right, make some calls.
Are you friends with those guys. I don't know the Fairport Music Festival people.
I know them a little bit. They actually came in here one day
and said, can we bring people in when the festival is gonna go?
Yeah? Absolutely? Is that? When? Is that? That's the last
weekend of August? Shit, I'll bet six seven. Yeah, okay,
I'll be in Austin a dude ranch. I'm told you're going to a dude
ranch. Yeah, that's my club trip for work. I won the trip
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I'm from a small no idea, Yeah, a small town in upstate
New York. Speaking of small towns, let's call Rayson Randy. There's been
some action going on in NASCAR, or some I don't I don't want to
say action, but some controversy for sure. In Uh in Nascar? Where
Noah great? Is it Gragson? Noah Gragson. We'll ask Randy. Hello,
Rayson, Randy. Hey, buddy, Hey buddy, Hey, what's
up? Man? So Randy, Uh, there's been a little bit of
controversy in Nascar, is it Noah Gragson, Yes, and he was Grayson.
Is it Grayson? I don't know why. Okay, whatever I had
said g instead of a Y. I guess, but he left. I
guess he left Legacy Motors now the Legacy Motor Club great great stop stop stop
crazy? Watched me now even to get involved with us? Oh, because
he wants me not even get involved in it. She wants just because she
doesn't want it. Okay, Sorry, So I can't. I'm not gonna
touch I'm not gonna touch that. It's not going to touch that. Okay.
Can you sneak out to the grad Randy? No, he can't.
No, put Randy in that position. Wait, she doesn't want you talking
about the think No, nope, nope, nothing nothing, nope, nope.
Okay she told me about it, and she told me about more today.
I didn't know, and I'm disgusted with it. I want to even
talk about it. How about no Ark? Can you talk about that?
So was Art? No? Hey? Hey Randy? Yes? So are
they racing this weekend at a road course in Indianapolis. Yes, they used
to run the oval at in the first few years they had it. They
started in nineteen ninety four. He was starving the Chevrolet Alumina and that's when
Gordon won the Gordon won the number one and they ran Oval forever and they
went to the road course. I'm gonna if I remember right, two or
three years ago they went to the road course and that's been you know,
and there's a lot of racers that like him, and I know Kyle Bush,
does they wish they would go back to the oval. Yeah, Well,
they're doing the Motor State Indianapolis Motor Speedway, which everything will be there,
but that's a road course. So that's two weeks in a row.
They're doing road courses, yes, and yeah, they're going to be there
and then at Walking's going that's where they will be the next two weeks.
So it uh, it's pretty cool. I mean, there's a that guy
that won Chicago Street Race at SVG. He will be at the Indianapolis Race
and Kyle Busch has said he's probably the favorite to win that because of it
just is how good he is at road courses because it's style racent and the
most they do over in Australia where he's from. So he's probably going to
be and I don't think he's got a ride for the Glen yet, which
I'm kind of surprised he doesn't have a ride. But I know Jensen Button's
racing this weekend at in the former F one driver. He's going to be
there. Uh uh, gonna be uh one of the guys that ran the
with Jimmy Johnson in the Garage fifty six Camaro. They ran in Lamon's earlier
this year. He's going to be in her. There's could be a couple
and it was jamping. I think it's a Japanese guy's gonna be racing.
Guy I've never heard of before. I saw he's gonna be in one of
the cars. Okay, and I've never heard his name before. Yeah,
he's probably yeah, probably that he could do it like that NASCAR going,
I'm international, what is that? Well, well, it is like I
said that, justin Mark's team. The guy he has Ross Chess, Danson
Daniels Worth those cars. He's got that ninety one card. That's the one
that that's the one s SVG drove at at the Chicago Street Race. And
I think he's in that car this weekend again, but I'm not I can't
remember what card for sure. He said, but I think it's probably that
one. And he's but he's proven he can win, you know. And
Kyle Busch says he's probably probably the favorite to win. He might be right
to never know. I thought Martin, I thought Junior would be the favorite.
He's good on road courses. He's one. He's one, so always
won it to Glenn Brad because Orlowski is not bad. Denny Hammond's not bad
on road courses. Jace Ella used to be the road course king for quite
a while. He needs to win. He's only got three races left because
he can't get in. He's not he's not in the chase yet. And
he's good at the Glen. They should be. He's wont at Indy.
He's good at the Glenn. So we'll have to see what every Yeah,
that's that's that's the guy that won in Chicago. Yeah, Almandinger is a
threat to win because it's the road course. Absolutely, he's and he's and
he's won it. Indy won that race Indy, so it's going to be
a good uh, you know, it's you could be a surprised winner.
You never know. Like I said, they gonna gole Berlin to that first
turn, and I'll wipe out half the field. You never know what's gonna
happen. Watkins, glenn Is. It's gonna be kind of wet down there.
It's been a lot of rain down and at that part of the world.
Well, well we're kind of watching to kind of watch it up a
wee camp We're up, We're up, out of the way. You might
listen. Hey, unless it rains really really hard, it won't be too
bad. A couple of years ago, it was a little what I didn't
have a problem because our camper in my truck was is not as heavy as
some of the other ones. Like a buddy man came in, he's got
one monstrosity. Campers, buddy and your wife. You and your wife are
in shape and in light. But some NASCAR fans, Oh my god,
buddy, it gets stuck right in that mud. Don't even don't even pretend,
don't even I understand you know what I'm saying. So yes, all
right, Well when you're down there, and when do you head down?
We will head down Wednesday morning. I think the gates open at six.
We will be there ahead of time before those gates open, and we're usually
we're usually somewhere in the top thirty people that get there, usually to the
open trading trades to me, the open seven. Okay, so we're using
it. When we use it within the top thirty people to get in and
you know it goes there'll be there'll be people, I mean, there'll be
people that, like I know, there's a bar down the road somewhere that
sometimes campers will pull in there tonight before and they'll hang out there and then
get up in the morning and drive off it. We just you know,
it's it's about an hour ride, a little hour fifteen minute ride towing a
camp for me. For now, there's no big It will leave the house
at probably four or thirty five o'clock and head down. Yeah, so not
a big And it's really different now. Like I said, for years,
where I where I camp, it wasn't it wasn't reserved. Now everything's reserved,
so everybody knows where they're going, so it's not a big deal.
So before before when it was first come, first served, oh my god,
you know, but then it got to be so many years people knew
where other people went to the kne order it took their spots. But then
you get somebody new comes in, then it throws a cluster you know what
and everything and and sometimes it acts up. And now it came. You
know, you've got your spots, you know where you're going. We've had
the same people camping around us for the last ten years, so you know,
everybody knows everybody. Oh, it's like family, Randy, it's a
reunion. Buddy and the bull. Uh, they they the bull will be
there, no problem. The bull would definitely be there. Kevian guys haven't
come in the last couple of years, like Kevan guy. And when his
wife got an argument, he hasn't been back since. Oh you know what,
she poisoned it and he didn't put it. He didn't come. He
didn't come last year, and I don't think I know he's not coming this
year. I'm sure I until I haven't heard. Uh, yes, I
do. You should give him a call, see if you're still meant yeah,
that's right. I mean I missed kids, I missed him cooking next
to me all the time without you getting in trouble. Uh are you pleased
with how NASCAR handled this controversial situation? That's just yes, you are,
Okay, that was it. That's all I had. All right, we
won't say more about it, all right, I uh, I appreciate that,
thank you, all right. Problem, but they gonna say it's gonna
be fun I'm expecting. I know they say they're going to be sold out
again, and usually what happens, I know what usually happens there is I
know that a lot of times the corn they'll have, they may have a
few tickets, look like maybe five thousand tickets of cornical ass will buy them
all wow, oh yeah yeah, and then then tell other employees you're want
to go, just go to the world called when They'll give them this name,
and they'll give you a set of tickets. I've had people from Cornic
sitting all around us in the last few years. It's funny because usually they
sell out. They do sell out usually, but this time you'll find some
empty seats next to you. It's very rare now, but you might find
a row where it might be. It's like I may say there's twenty seats,
there may be only ten of them filves. Sometimes there's fifteen. It
might be a few spots. We've then been bad our roles using pretty big
I say we're in sex and nine rows six, seats ten and eleven,
and we're right there at the flat. We're just to if you're standing behind
the flag stand, we'd just to the left of it. We need to
see and we see him do the burnouts right in front of all that stuff.
We get to the other we get to see all the great stuff and
we get to watch him and the guy. We've got a big Shoots TV
screen across from us, so we can see all the race and and all
the actions going on, and people people partying on like they usually do.
Yeah, it's like a woodstock. I like standing down in Turn one.
That's my favorite. Yeah. It Turn one's a great play. We meet
Tracy sat there the first year we went there. We sat and turned want
to watch. That's where we saw Tony Skirt pass Kevin Harvard and we saw
Harvard passing back twenty twenty episode and Take to Win. There you go.
So all right, buddy, I appreciate it, and I'm sorry about the
confusion earlier this week. Oh no, pre buddy, I understand. Hey,
you're busy, I understand, don't. All right, Well, thank
you, brother brother, I love you too. All right, we ratulator
bye bye? All right. I have a song from Randy. Let's see
what this is right here. I just gotta that was some strange. It's
good, got his guitars, gy with the boys say just this Yes was
his reply. Did one kick invention cry all right, there you go,
Racon Randy of the Pussy website. That was a little strange, but she
didn't want him saying anything. He got very uncomfortable. I like you,
oh yeah. We even talked about Noah's ark. I was like, I
think I think he I think he likes getting me a reprimanded a little bit.
Maybe. Yeah, that's the first time I ever heard Randy like be
serious, like you know, uh, well, here's the story for people
that don't know and you don't follow. And I you know how I kept
seeing that it was Nashcar. Twitter was the thing, but uh, Noah
Grayson has parted weights with like C Motor Club. Grayson initially sidelined because he
liked a meme on Instagram mocking the murder of George Floyd. From what I
understand, it was a meme and I think it was the crab Sebastian from
Disney's Live action of The Little Mermaid, and the caption said I'll be careful,
just be very careful. I'm just gonna explain with this is we know
that that what happened with George Floyd, right, was the knee on his
neck. So this was under under dust c They wrote under du knee and
they had George Floyd's face over the over the crab. Okay, okay,
So now I know there are people that would laugh at that, but you
laugh on it. If you laugh at it, it's usually just you by
yourself. You may laugh out of the shock of it, right, I
mean that is possible. You don't like it, and that's what you did
wrong. And I think that people go, well, what happened for you?
No, you got the right to like it, you do, but
they have the right to go no, no, no, no, no,
We're we're we're trying to diversify. We had somewhat of an issue of
round race with Bubba Wallace and maybe a confusion over what was really in the
garage and not, but it became a deal. We want to just be
inclusive. We're right, I mean, it makes sense. Yeah, And
so liking this probably not the smartest thing you could do as a twenty five
year old guy. No, no, no, I mean they had NASCAR's
headed issues before, like like during the pandemic. I forgot. I think
it was Kyle Larson or somebody got in some trouble for saying something out of
virtual race. Yeah, oh no, he dropped an end bomb. Yeah.
And during the thing, yeah yeah he did, he used an Yeah.
And again that's another one where you know, you just yeah, it
probably shouldn't probably shouldn't do Right now, we don't know. Because majority of
the drivers in NASCAR or white. I'm sure people will go WHOA. One
of the black guy said, I don't know, they probably would do the
same thing, but I don't know. I don't know, But they can't
happen where other people are listening in and you're you know, and if you're
liking this. And I don't think it was NASCAR that's suspending them. Initially,
I think it was the team. It got brought to the team's centron,
so they pulled him out for Michigan. I thought he was only out
for a limited time. I keep seeing other reports the city he was indefinitely
suspended. Than NASCAR did the same thing. But this stuff goes up the
food chain and now it's like everybody's you know, answers asking you to right
exactly, money starts going, We're done. Yeah, and that and that's
the that's the tough part. So you have the right to like anything you
want, like it all you want. You have the right to say,
really, you gotta be you just gotta be a little a little more,
a little more intelligent about that stuff. We will take a moment when we
come back. I want to talk about some things happening in the NFL.
Daniel in the NFL preseason, first week all preseason. Yes, and there's
a game on right now. I think Seattle's playing Minnesota. Then we've got
the Texans and they knew England Patriots and whatever, what are they going the
New England? Uh yeah, I forget. Yeah, we will get to
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Friday night. Oh she did. She'd lead off her show with us.
Oh yeah, every Friday, every Friday. Why because I don't know.
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it was fun. It's dying Friday, all right, George Jones, Uh,
finally Friday. So I want to ask you this. You've heard of
people who are considered great at their job. A lot of people say this
guy is so good, but they can't get hired. That are like on
a staff, they're part of a program. This person be a great principle,
a great leader, a great talent or whatever, but for whatever reason,
they can't seem to get it, or they've interviewed for several jobs and
they can't see him. Never catch it though, And I don't know.
I don't know why that would be. I have no idea. And I
bring that up because for a long time in the NFL, we would hear
about Eric B. Enemy, and Eric b Enemy was the as far as
I knew, the offensive coordinator under the Kansas City Chiefs, and we saw
him on the sidelines jawing with Patrick Mahomes. Now, when you got Patrick
Mahomes, you know, I mean, the guy seems to be almost like
a magician at times out there right the way he does things. So I
happened to catch a little bit of your friend Colin Coward today and Colin,
I guess yesterday on his program, the Herd had former Buffalo Bill running back
Shady McCoy on, and Shady played under Andy Reid in Philadelphia, then came
to Buffalo, and then from Buffalo he went back. He went to Kansas
City, played Kansas City, he played under him. So he's sitting down.
And I thought this was an interesting theory because it's been a bit of
a controversy. A lot of the talking heads on the sports channels are saying
that Ron Rivera, the head coach of the Commanders, stuck his foot in
his mouth because Eric B Enemy. And this was an odd thing to me
when it happened. There was all this talk about Eric B. Enemy.
It was the weirdest last name ever, uh, because he's always like the
enemy. I don't know, but he was always like, why is this
guy not becoming a head coach? He's this good, he's this but he
so then, as Colin Coward said today, well maybe he doesn't interview well,
right, I mean the same thing, right, And so I always
wondered, like, what what is the story not being I've gotten from a
few people is that he does. It's he legitimately doesn't interview. Well,
like, he doesn't he's not prepared for interviews. And the story is that
Andy Reid was really the guy who runs the offense. Monday through Saturday.
Well, the enemy would call the plays on Sunday. Colin Coward said that,
he goes, look, you got Andy Reid and Patrick Mahomes. They
cover up a lot of mistakes, they do they Okay, So now he
took a job with the commanders. And I'm like, that felt like a
lateral move to me because I remember it was I remember in ra you could
make it, you could make an argue he was a demotion in some ways.
Well, but he's also the assistant head coach. Okay, you know,
so I don't know. I didn't know he was the assistant coach until
I just saw this story coming out the past couple of days. And the
story was that some players had gone to the head coach, Ron Rivera,
and said he's a little too intense, he's too much in practice, and
he's too this, and so Ron airs that out, says it in a
microphone in front of them, and it's one of these things where you probably
should keep that in house and not talk about it. The players didn't talk
about it. They came to you, as the head coach and go,
hey man, this guy's a little too intense and we're not we're not digging
it in or whatever. Now there's less preseason games. Uh. The NFL
Players Association, I think, has all kinds of rules as to when practice
can be and not be, and so there's been there's been changes, right,
there's been changes over the years. So I'm watching all this and I
thought if the big thing immediately was and some reporters go, how soft are
these guys? Are they soft? There are a bunch of you know,
pussies and they can't handle it, and he's too intense and all that.
I don't know that that was necessarily the case. After listening to Shady McCoy
with Colin Kenny, I saw you were in Kansas City. You love Andy
Reid, Oh love Andy? Right? And Eric b Enemy was the coordinator.
And I saw a story yesterday that came out where where Ron Rivera is
like his intensity is not for everybody now that his reputation was, he didn't
interview particularly well. He had a little bit of baggage years and years ago
in his personal life. That aside. When I saw the story about that,
my takeaway, well, he's intense. You gotta get over it.
Yeah, but you've seen more of him. Does it concern you? For
me? I've said something about this in the past and everybody killed me for
it. Oh why's you know? Is he mad about this? About No?
I think Eric enemy. I think he would be a good head coach
because he's big on the discipline, making making everybody accountable. But I never
seen him as a coordinator. He never really called police and stalls, never
plays anything like that. But the thing that alarmed me the most was their
relationships with the players. And the one thing why Andy Reid is such a
great coach. Obviously the X and those part of it, but he can
relate to players, he can understand him, he can adjust. From when
I had him at twenty years old to having him in twenty nineteen, he
changed and he got to change with the times, and I think with Beingney,
he's still stuck in that old back in the days where the coaches is
cutting the players out and it's not how it's played nowadays. Like like even
with coach with Verair talking about it, he said, that's a different approach
now. I was. I was part of that Kenna City Chiefs championship team
and it was terrible that. One of the first things I noticed is how
he talks to the players. It's like, you can't talk to these players.
And if you notice, all the players he has issues with, fights
with arguments within the sideline. And if you notice, when the players speak
of Eric bene me, they say he's a really, really good coach.
You know, he's disciplined, he cares, he has your back. They
don't say nothing about how he's teaching him, how's making them better. And
you never would see that because he didn't do a lot of that when I
was I didn't see a lot of that. So I just think that when
Rivera talked about the players that are coming up to talk to him, I
think he's ain't third string guy. These ain't second string guy, these starters.
Like, hey, coach, I'm all down for the tough coaching,
but when you start ripping players and cussing them out and cursing them out,
you're not get the best out of him. And I think he doesn't realize
that times have changed, you know. So I mean, listen, parenting
has changed. It's a different world, different world. Spiker kids him,
well, but what do you think? I mean? I think the days
of the Mike Dicker are over. Yeah, okay, you can't you can't
just yell and something. Dicker was never a tactician. He was just a
big bully on the sidelines. Everybody had to respect him. That was it.
But then once he like put the game started changing and becoming more nuanced
and smarter, Dicka fell behind right. And it's the same thing like Jimmy
Johnson was always able to adapt. Eric b enemy. Like he's saying like
he's disciplined and everything else, he's kind of showing off, like this is
my opportunity to become a head coach somehow, maybe to take this job if
Ron Rivera flames out and we got new ownership. So what I'm gonna do
is I'm gonna show off to everybody watching practice. Yeah. Like like like
mber Mike Singletary's first day as a head coach in the Niners, he was
ripping everybody. Then the postgame press conferences, you can't win with him,
can't work with him, can't do it. That whole speech, it was
the same thing. It's like, you can't actually a show off and embarrass
your players. And like now apparently the previous offensive coording was pretty like soft
spoken and was more of like a whisperer type and they're not used to be
enemy, but be enemy. Like. He wasn't a tactician. He was
just a guy who kind of came up through the ranks, but it was
the next line to become the offensive coordinator, and nobody wanted to hire him
to be a head coach. In fact, he wasn't even considered for a
lot of teams. And that's probably why he m Johnson get that day out
of that face. That's probably why he took this job, washing to prove
that he could actually he can coach follow without Patrick. It's newer, it's
new owners, and it's I would say that for him, yeah, and
it's it, but he got to be smart. So but you pick a
spot. So maybe the players aren't soft, it's just a different era.
And they're like, fuck you guys, man, we make too much money.
We bust our ass. We're year round. We're paying some of them
invest literally millions of dollars in their bodies to stay in shape and play this
game at the highest level they can. And maybe that's you know, I
don't want to be screamed at like this, especially in the preseason. This
is fucking ridiculous. And so I go to my I didn't go to the
press. I went to the head coach, and the head coach goes out,
he goes, and then he goes. I put my foot in my
mouth that I didn't should have said. No, I know, but he's
better than that. He's usually not that kind of No, he's not.
And I wonder if though two he has pressure on him. Oh he does
different. This is it. This is make a break for Vera this year
for being a head coach period, because they gave him more control than anybody
that has ever had. And Washington Joe gives right. Wow, it's uh.
But I hope, I hope they do well this year. I hope
because Dan Snyder's gone. Now, let's see what Washington used to be a
heritage franchise in the National Football League and Dan Snyder wiped that all away.
There are no like Washington fans across the country. Now they're just in Washington.
He used to find Washington fans everywhere. What what I'm thinking of this?
Yeah you did, Yeah, that is fairly true. I would I
would agree with that. I would like there's six teams in the seven teams
he was saying the NFL, and he find fans anywhere he used to be.
I used to love Dexter Manley. Oh yeah, he couldn't read,
but man, he gets God was here. He was phenomenal. He was
the same. He was in the same breath as Bruce Smith for a little.
Yeah, he was very good. Rold Green was like the man in
the NFL. Yes, Art, he had Art Monk and Gary Clark at
wide receiver. I mean while yeah, yeah, yeah, and they changed
it another day because he was in Heisman race. But I mean Joe Gibbs
won with Theisman and Mark Rippon yeah yeah, yeah. As as his quarterbacks,
first black quarterback to play Doug Williams with get the hell out of here.
This is my team. Yeah, told him get back to the sideline,
right, I mean that's a uh yeah, you're right. I mean
they were a story franchise. Yeah, many man, because he always built
a great run game, great offensive line, and they always had a solid
deef that was gis right. And I used to see Gibbs down at Watkins
Glenn all the time with Joe. Let me just shoot that cap right at
your face. Gives one three super Bowls, yeah, you know, and
so yeah, think about go back to when you were a kid, you
played sports. I did poorly, but I played. I tried. Yeah,
well that's good of you to admit that. But did you get yelled
at by coach time? Dude, I don't remember, would yell the hell
out of him. I remember getting my face mask pulled across the field.
Yeah, like I got, I mean literally pulled. I remember half paying
attention once, laughing in the back because that would be me and the quarterbacks
and running backs and all were to go over to one side and all the
linemen we're here, and I didn't know. I wasn't paying attention, so
I just stayed where I was. And I'm in Oklahoma drills against lineman,
and it's so what you would do is you would stand back to back to
back. They blow, whistle, they blow again, you turn around.
You just run at each other. And I did that against this kid,
Stephen Damn, who I think, or Gerald Damn, one of the Damn
brothers is dead now, probably him too hard. No, they were,
no, they as like recently recently. But I don't know. I got
my I mean I could hardly stand up. I was getting hit, and
I remember the kids saying, coach, come on, it's ridiculous, and
he goes, Nope, he's got to learn her. No follow directions.
They couldn't do that today. There'd be now, there wouldn't be any way
that My favorite teacher of all time. You had to do a no.
He used to make this girl, Gina Imperado, the lovely Gina was really
sweeping. She big. He used to make fun of her big Italian nose,
okay, and he made her. He made her do a nose job,
push them, push the racer across across the floor with her nose because
she wouldn't stop talking. He would hit people over their heads with a clipboard.
They would do all this shit. There's no fucking way you're getting away,
and that was fun. I loved it. I was my favorite class.
He used to always go, please, please, please, somebody fuck
up, and then he would always come up to me and go, ran
just study it. Go nope, all right, you want a ninety or
twenty, flip call it. And then I would always get someone I swear
to got it's a two sided coin because I always got a twenty. And
then you go, I'll let you have it happen on the chemistry example,
No, that was the chemistry. I didn't know that class. I think
I mean like everywhere else Dandy ninety on the English Regions ninety something five six
on the whatever the history thing was that he had to do. Uh,
I think in whatever math everything was not I'm not gonna see great with the
probably the upper eighties. The chemistry. I just never earth science. I
was fine physic because I think that one I was horrible physics. That was
that was. I just went. I don't know why, I just I
think that was a bad year for me. It was a bad year.
It was a great year, but it was a bad year. Well.
I used to just stay in the cafeteria. I wouldn't go to came awkay.
Like we're talking about getting yelled at. Yeah, like we got yelled
at by everybody. We got all by teachers, yeah, all of my
coaches. Yes, I mean it was it was. It was rough man
and you make it run. Suicide. That was a big thing. Suicide.
Oh yeah, and suicide. But see, you know what it was
is like that was considered soft compared to my dad's stuff. Yeah and your
dad's stuff. Yeah, like what we had was soft. Yeah, you
know what I mean. Now we look at and go look de kids,
water break. Yeah. But the other thing is like, well I always
think that too, Like I always go in boxing class, Hey, we
need water, so it's not earned, it's deserved only because it's an exercise
class. I'm not here, but the old boxing coaches you don't get any
water. You'll get gone, you closers. Yeah, alright, well it's
the good old days. It's kind of funny, but Eric b enemy.
So it's nice to know even football players have gotten soft things. Apparently a
donkid not kidding. I don't think they are. I don't think they are.
Danny does. Maybe a little old school Danny look at that, maybe
a little bit, I think for your I never like you yelled at as
a player, No, I hate it. Yeah, one kid screws up,
the whole team's got a run. Yeah, buddy at everybody had a
run. For Kevin Muir, for Dan Barillo. I'm Bill Moran of a
wonderful weekend. We'll see him Monday. I'm trying a TV