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Dodge jeep Ram. It's Billified the Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello,
my tipsy Shamrock people, what's your problem here? There can't hear. I
can't hear. I can't. She's an her coming and we'll fix her question.
Joey Fine, Mark good week? Yeah, yeah, you getting the
whole week off coming up Friday until Friday until the next Tuesday, because I
have the eighth off the eclipse for the eclipse. Look at this added day.
Very nice. Laura's here, Uh, what's going on? She's got
her new She's got her male friend. As she said, she didn't know.
Laura has a legitimate thing. She said that she doesn't want to refer
to her to the new guy in her life as her boyfriend because she feels
like she's too old to say. I agree with that. I agree.
I can agree with that too. I just think boyfriend is so My mom,
who's in her mid to late seventies now, she had a boyfriend and
she would always she didn't know what to say, so she would just say
her friend. And because for the same reason. And I remember a guy
anybody know Arnie Rothschild. Yeah, Arnie once introduced a woman I think he
was dating her, and he introduced her as, this is my very best
friend. Instead of saying I was saying that few gonna go well, beriends
no, well, I would think not, but she but he said that,
and my mother was like, she loved it because she's like at our
age, it's so weird to say boyfriend girls. Yeah, somebody said partner,
like, is that your partner? Panion? That just feels to committal
to gay No, Like it seems like, yeah, talking about you've never
been anybody's partner, you're a dumb ass. What do you mean I'm a
dumb ass? Partner usually means wait, let's go to a guy who's been
married before. Okay, all right down at the end of the table.
I agree with Mark. I feel like that's what you know the gay community
uses this. I didn't even think of that, Mark, I didn't.
I often think of a lot of heman murder Jesus Christ, well, I
like to do. I didn't call him stupid or dumb. I would never
do that, you're thinking it. I mean no, I would never say
that. That's a great point I got. I take it back. But
I always thought like partner. Honestly, I think of a lot of times
in a marriage. A partner is what it's somebody who kind of isn't step
with you, right, is there to support you, not sort of get
in your way. They do their thing, but you're you're there for each
other. I don't know that's how I thought of it, but I don't.
I didn't think it the other way. I won't repeat it, but
I liked my camera. I liked my name for a past. What did
you say? Well, I'm not going to repeat it on the show.
You heard it, he yelled at me. I did, oh oh earlier.
Yes, yes, Matt, the the brackets do well for you?
Rackets did well. It is good. Yeah, that's good because there were
some great games, some really good games. There were some great games.
I I think I still had uh marquette in it. And then they made
it to the Sweet sixteen? Didn't they? Did they lose? Oh?
They did? No? Who did play? I can't remember now either.
I think they could kiss my mark hat pulled away four pricks. Yeah,
I know, I mean putting me in all of them Kentucky out in the
first round of Oakland. What is that It's the second time though, yes,
two years or three years, that's who had going the whole way winning
the Kentucky. Is that the one and done program? I think that it
is because twenty twenty two they were number one, so he lost to a
sixteen. It was on the hot the alumni right now. It should be,
yeah, should be. My youngest son is in town, loves playing
basketball, so I had to find a gym, and I belonged to LA
Fitness. So down in Henrietta there's East Sporta, which is also LA Fitness.
There's gonna be La Finish and they have a gym there. So we
went there the other day shooting baskets and all this. He was so proud
because he dropped like forty five points over five games on me. Today we
go there and there's a bunch of guys who come in. They're playing on
the other half, and they go, hey, you guys want to play
five on five? And some of these guys are big and I have not.
I never played organized basketball because I had never been cut from a sport
ever in my life, and I knew I could cut from basketball, and
I didn't think I could handle it, so I never I never tried out.
Uh So I'm like, no, no, So my son looks at
me, goes, come on, come on, dad, come on.
So finally I gave in to dunk. Did I dunk? I went down
during the game, I fucking dropped, like I went to a like I
fell, I slipped and fell, and all of a sudden, a collective
like, oh, I don't even know. I think Jamison did Jamison Jamison
scored. We were playing the fifth team. Jamison scored four buckets with these
kids. But then some of these guys are in their twenties. Somewhere in
there, there was one that Jamison swears was older than me. I don't
think they were. I think I was the oldest guy in the court.
I think I was definitely there. Did you go down to a heart attack?
So no, I did not, No, But I was so ugly.
The ball said, the ball fucking pretended to be introduced. I didn't
want me touching it anymore. Now I did score point one. I did
get a couple of rebounds once they got in the rhythm. I I love
basketball. I loved watching basketball. I just never. I never played organized
basketball. I could see you like Phillip Seymour Hoffman in that movie with Jennifer
Anderson and Ben Stiller throwing rumaker ten feet. Well, there was some guy
who kept like he was shooting. He's like calling his shots as he's going
down. He was, God, damn, I can't hit anything. And
Jamison's like running up the court with me, going jeeish. I don't know
about that guy. And you know he's fourteen, but he's five ten almost
five eleven, so he'll be he'll be pretty big when he gets going,
and he loves the game. But man, I just mark. I was
like, it's fun to watch people play. Yeah, it's fun to watch
people play. It's fun to watch people play. How many times did you
look toward the door waiting for somebody to walk in and taking us off.
Some guy came in and I waved James. He goes, no dead,
come on, and they go you gotta have father son, and then James
is just raining on me. I mean he rained. And there was another
guy who stepped back from behind the three point line. I jump up.
He I switched to James and goes, man, that was right in your
mouth. I'm like, I'm getting shit talk, I'm getting rained on.
It was terrible. I don't know, to a Rochester sports garden a few
times lately, and I was there on Sunday and watching the team play,
and this fifty eight year old guy was so good. He actually looks like
our friend Ed r Older black Man, And so I ended up talking to
him at the end of the game and he was like saying, he's like,
yeah, he's like, I still play. I feel blessed, like
but he was amazing, like threes all day long. Yeah, there were
some guy there was just a behemoth of a guy. He had to be
like six four sixty five and just wide, and he would just he was
on my team. So the ball it was like. I had a friend
who wound up working in LA. He gets out there before his family does.
And I think at USC they would run this game and anybody could come
and play, but you had to sign up, so they had you had
to say what your level was, so you know there was some college college,
well he played college, but he played Division III college. So he
gets out there and he ends up on a team with John Sally. Now
John Sally was part of the Detroit Pistons, one of the bad boys rat
back in the day. I mean, their whole thing with Michael Jordan was
don't let him in. They would just beat the shit out of Jordan when
he came in the paint. So he said he was with Sally and it
was if you lost two games in this round robin, you would be out.
And it was guys like Terrell Owens was in there playing and he said,
this young team from usc was just running the court. But all he
would do was just bring it up, pass it to Sally, and Sally
did shoot and win. But it was three on three. But these guys
take it serious and they play all day long. And Sally's not young.
I don't know how old he is now, but he is. He's got
to be in his fifties. He's got to be in the later fifties,
right, Yeah, that's what I was thinking too in the mid nineties.
Wasn't he he was? I thought late eighties, early nineties is what I'm
remembering. I thought he was a nick at the end too, wasn't it
ninety four? Yes, he could have been. I don't remember that.
Do you remember that? I don't remember that. He might be he might
be closer to sixty. Yeah, in the nineties he was probably thirty five.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. God damn, it's thirty
years ago before. It just seems so weird. Yeah it does. Where
did it go? Mark? I don't feel any older. Fifty nine fifty
nine if you called it, that was a great call. Feel old like
it up in the morning, you know, do you? Yeah, pull
a muscle, get out of the bed, sneeze, my back goes out.
It's awking eindes of ship. Because last year was nineteen ninety nine and
he played with the Lakers for forty five games. Wow, it's like a
half season. Man. Before you guys got here, we were talking about
Y two K and where we where we were, and they both have fun
memories. I was like, I was fifteen. Oh yeah, we all
waiting for midnight for everything to crash. Yeah, nothing happened. Nothing else
is all that down they put me in. It was my first day at
time. It was my first night by myself, a time warner for what
they trusted you. Yes, how stressed were you? You had to be
stressed. That would be such a stressful thing. You know. They had
people there though, but you know you're putting me in on the night that
everything's supposed to just shut down. Yeah. So yeah, it was super
stressed and you want to party probably Wow. Well yeah, I was doing
an overnight. Yeah. So what you're about twenty eight, twenty nine?
Yeah, yeah I was. It was nineteen ninety nine. Yeah, I
was in the British Virgin Islands for it was a wonderful time in tor threes
out there too. There. I could hit threes. All right. So
Roadhouse the new movie. All right, So I put up on Facebook and
you got that from Reagan? I saw you got that. I go to
bet what was it? What was that? I got it from where?
There was someone I went out when I was going on TikTok Brian Reagan?
Is that a comedian? Someone said the exact same thing. So I thought
you got Oh I didn't see Brian Reagan say it. Yeah, well then
that's hack I did that. It's completely hacked. Maybe he's still you.
No, I believe me. Brian Reagan didn't steal it from me. It
was Brian. It was a comedian. I think that's what. Well,
I just said that. Uh yeah, what I said was watch the original
and if you want to see the new Roadhouse, watch the original and go
to bed now Roadhouse as a movie, the original, which, by the
way, I'm disappointed now. I was so proud of that line. I
thought, yeah, I saw, and I'm going, oh, he got
it. I'm like, no, I would never rip somebody else off,
especially like that. Yeah, on social media where everybody can see it.
Anyway, we sure he said the exact thing, exact same thing. That's
why I thought he got it. No, I didn't. I find it.
No, I believe you. I'm not arguing with you at all.
I'm just saying that it's it's a hack thing. I loved the original Roadhouse.
I watch it every time it's on, and then I actually watched it
on Netflix and everything. It is an awful movie. It is terrible and
it's so bad. It's great. It's great in every way. It's great
because it's done. It just makes a little more sense. I love the
sex scene. When I was a kid, when I come out in nineteen
eighty nine, I'm like seventeen years old, that sex scene where he gets
her up against the wall and all that. I railed up right in the
theater on that one. I thought it was. I did. I thought
that, and I loved the movie. I love the fight scenes and I
love that he was, you know, small, right, They would always
go, I thought you were bigger. I thought you were bigger. As
matter of fact, I have the trailer for the original here. It is
by you guys and Drake Patrick Swayzey, The lay, Patrick Swayzey, the
fights. Sam Elliott shows up. Yeah, and they put a knife in
Sam's ball man. I love that. That's awesome, opinions very when he's
around, anything can happen that a guy like just looky and usually does if
somebody gets in your face. I want you to be nice, secret like
that, seezy cheesy, just cheesy enough would be nice. Help this gentleman
to the door until his time to not be nice. Use that as a
lion on the always start the podcast. He may be hard to handle.
I keep talking, You're gonna go off thinking I'm a nice guy. I
know you're not a nice guy. But he's even in the trailer they show
that sex where he gets her up against the wall and I always thought she
was really hot. Yeah, what you'd expect. I thought you'd be bigger.
But there's wondering. He's yeah, yeah, a good time ever hand
chapel, jeffeely. You know what, I'm totally talking to myself. I'm
totally talking myself out of uh oh, liking this monogenon. Okay, So
I I just I just thought in the original that Patrick Strays was more badass
than Jake Chillenhall was. But they tried. He didn't have to try to
be bad He just sounded more badass. He had a he did you're I
know what you're saying, like his on screen screen presence. There was a
presence of about his voice. But Jake Chillenhall, Jesus Christ, that guy
must have gone through some kind of He must have worked his ass off.
He is in phenomenal shape. I mean he looks like he could be an
MMA fighter. He said he gained like fifty pounds of muscle. Oh it's
possible, muscle muscle weighs way more. I mean he looked really thin to
me, but but lean like lean, and he at all his fight scenes
looked legit for the most part, except for the net well I mean in
the in then like the in the ring and stuff. Yeah. Yeah,
and I didn't hate when they uh when they would show you where the camera
where all of a sudden, like you're getting hit the face, so it's
almost like you're watching. I kind of like that with the blur, because
if you get hit, that's how you feel. Oh yeah, I had
to google. I didn't realize that the first fight scene was post Malone.
Yes, yes, that is post Malone. Yeah. Post Malone is the
guy in the ring who won't fight Jake Jillenhall. He goes, fuck that,
fuck that. Did you notice the restaurant next to the bookstore? All
right, so I gotta be honest about this. I went in, and
I will admit this with a bad attitude because I didn't think this movie should
be remade. I think there's a bunch of guy movies that should never be
remade. Wedding Crashers. Don't remake Wedding Crashers. I love that just the
way it is. Don't remake Old School that was fine, that's the way
it is. Slap Shot, slap shot, don't remake slap shot. You
know what I mean. There are just some movies. So I kind of
went with a bad attitude. And I have my fourteen year old son who's
with me, so I said to him to watch, and all of a
sudden, I look over and I'm making him dinner, so I'm kind of
half paying attention. He's like on his phone, Hey, what are you
doing? He's like, eh, It's like all right. So I tried
to and I got more in towards the end. But the story seems somewhat
convoluted to me. Is that fair? There was no the characters didn't have
We just mentioned the fir, We just mentioned your original, We mentioned Terry
Funk, mentioned Jeff Healey, you mentioned Kelly Lynch, and what a big
part of Sam Elliott? Sam Elliott who was the bad guy. But there
was a guy who owned the town. Oh I don't even know he Ben
uh Ben somebody. I thought he was a pretty famous actor. He died.
Girls, No, it's Ben uh Gozaga or something. Oh okay,
yeah, but I mean you're right, But again, this is an old
man rant. But but where is the personality in that movie? Except for
except for Jake and McGregor. McGregor, they were putting that show down to
go. But you did you care about the doctor? The girl? I
didn't care about her. No, did you care about anybody? There was
no love story. No no, did you care about anybody that owned that
bar? No? No, did you I didn't care about anything in the
movie. The one guy I did like was the friendly guy from the game.
Well, he's like the fat guy in the original. And you know
what was missing, Matt, do you remember the original? At the end,
at the end, they have a fight scene and they're inside Ben Gazara
I think is his name, Ben Gazar's house. He's gonna he's the guy
who's trying to buy the town, and he's got all these uh stuff,
all the stuffed animals, taxidermy everywhere, and he's a giant polar bear and
the polar bear falls on the fat guy and it like basically saves his life
because he's just under this polar bear and you see him go down. And
that was like one of the funniest scenes. I mean cheesy, I don't
admit I'll ever say was it. I think it is the best worst movie
ever made. Origin a Roadhouse. I loved it. I fucking love it.
I love every cheesy thing about it, and this one I just didn't.
But then I go, did I not give it a fair shake?
Because there are people on my hack post by the way that were under their
going. I really enjoyed it. Some people I didn't hate it, but
I did. But the more we're talking about it, the more that it
was only about it was about him and McGregor. What did you think because
you sat there, you sat and really watched us for twenty minutes. I
was like, I don't know if I'm going to he had to watch this
whole damn movie. Yes, I was like, this sucks. Yes,
And I was like, well, I'm interested. You know, I've been
waiting for us to come out. So I kept watching, and I kept
going, it's gonna get better, It's gonna get better. Into the end
they go, it didn't get fucking better. So that's what I want to
hear, because I didn't. Really I feel like I didn't give it the
fair shake, only because I mean, Jake Jonhall looked like that first fight
scene, I thought that looked al right. That one was, Yeah,
we already slapped the guy across the face and between the boat at the end
O the stabbing shit just too much. No, that's realistic at all.
No, No, I get it's the movie, but let's not go too
far with it. Well, the thing was like, you had a great
promise. It was supposed to be like this, you know. Patrick Swayzey's
character was this as I think, uh, who was the who was his
buddy? Who played the what's for dinner? Who's Sam Elliott? Thank you?
Thank you guy? I Drew Mink. Sam Elliot says to him at
one point, you're the the fighting philosopher because he read these books. He
was a philosopher. He did tai Chi, he did all this ship.
He was like this really bright guy who just didn't want to take a real
job, so we would just go and clean up, you know, shitty
bars. He was known around the circuit of all the bad bars. Although
I will tell you I did enjoy Connor McGregor, you too. I thought
it was fantastic. I did enjoy and and there's a lot of people writing
they did not. They thought he sucked as an actor. I didn't think
so. I thought he was goofy. Well that's that what they were going
for. I think they made amount to be like a villain. Oh,
like a villain, you know what? He was like a villain from He
was super Damien on cocaine. Man. It was I saw. I could
think of I go, oh my god, when he when he rips the
wire and goes hello, he pokes his head through the chicken wire. That
made me laugh. There were a couple of scenes where I go, I
kind of liked him in it. I thought he was pretty good. The
best wash. They have that huge fight and they clear out the bar and
the band is still in their place. Nobody that I was. I was
okay. So I also folded laundry because I got my kid with me.
I put laundert come back out. I look at this and I see that.
I burst out laughing. Yeah, I loved it. That was fun.
The old guys, It's just perfect. That was perfect. I should
have put a band in there that like Kie. They should have put somebody
it was the house band. That's where Angel eyes Jeff so, but that
was a tread lightly. We went down this road before. No, it's
a John hy So we went down this road before version. You know what
you have no taste are? But the restaurant in the movie, if you
didn't notice, next to the bookstore, is called the Double Due. Okay,
all right, well that makes I noticed it. I don't know why
I noticed it, but so as someone who's never seen the original road go
watch that one. First, watch that one. I think you should.
You know what I would love since you're like as pure as you can get,
only in this, only in this, as pure as you can get.
When it comes to this movie, she's not seen the original or the
new one. I think it would be great if you watch the original and
then the new one, like a week later or a couple of days.
I think she should watch the new one and then the original. You think,
so why why do it that way? Because I want to see what
her opinion is of the original. If she watched the original, she's just
gonna naturally think that you watch the remake and then you watch look at this
is two or three times and a half hours. I can't so it happens
when I see what happens when I, you know, work all day,
yes, and start thinking, and you know you're always a smart guy.
You're not? Oh my god, Well now I'm going to change the subject.
Do you know would you guys know how to do fraction? Would you
know how to do someone gave you? Would you know how to do them?
They have to do a quick refresher, but yeah, all of a
sudden, I get a sheet. Right, it's fractions, and I'm like,
so they take my phone. I'm like going on the like there's certain
things that he'll be doing it. I'll look at that I haven't done in
forty five years. Yeah, and it ain't the same way you did it
either. No, that says that new And I was saying, my son
is twenty five. So the only reason I probably could do it is because
when he's going to school, they still had normal math, so he had
to learn fractions. That's the best thing they do normal math. They don't
do car I don't know. Your old comes home and I'm like, what,
yeah, what are you doing? I don't understand. Whenever agrees,
I had to message my teacher friends. I'm like, how the hell do
I do this? Yeah? Yeah, and then I it off on carry
Yeah it was James. Uh. Yeah. I think the older boys just
missed the common core. And then Jordan went to private school and then Jamison
hasn't been around Jamisons. Alabama a different down there. I think in Alabama
you don't have I think you just need a teaching certificate. Like I think
you can graduate high school. It's already in Alabama. I'm tied of one
the national champs. All you need to know when I'm down there, That's
all they had. They had the biggest one yard had the biggest Trump flag
I've ever seen in my life. The thing took up. You couldn't even
see the house. And then a jeep. And this is northern Alabama.
We're not even We're three four hours away from tuschool. This whole jeep was
tricked out roll tide and like it cameround off. The factory looked that way.
I'm sure it didn't, but it sure looked like. They used to
have rules when Verizon opened the call center down there, because it was right
in the middle of Auburn and Alabama, you could not wear Alabama or Auburn
anything to the call center because it was spark fights. Yeah, well yeah
I could. I mean, it is a big deal down there. You
get a good look. All right, we'll take a moment. I have
three creep stories for you, Mark, okay, cool, Three speak to
you right there, falling out of his chair. Three. But we'll discuss
each after each one. They're all true and all real, and then you
decide, you tell us which one you think. All right, So I
don't know what you did to be TV, but they brought the house tonight.
We got the Tipsy Shamrock Shake, which, by the way, yeah,
because it goes down like it's ice cream. It's phenomenal. This is
so good. Yeah, like, and you only have to the end of
the month to get this right till so next Sunday, next Sunday, or
you're not open on the Easter Sunday area, you are brunch. We do
Easter Brunch. Okay, awesome, good call to make reservations. Yeah,
they're filling up pretty quick right now. I think we're filled up until eleven
thirty or twelve right now, and then it's pretty open. Okay. So
and what time does the brunch go to ten until two for regular brunch,
but we'll run the Prime Rib and ham dinner all day? Wow? Yeah,
that's awesome. Shakes. Last day, Yeah, that's Saturday nights,
the last day of the month. Was also do a Prime Rib on Saturday
nights, so okay, wow, man, I'll be there. That's it.
And then I think Saturday if you were observing, Oh wait, lent
does that go through Friday through Friday Fridays, But you can eat Saturday.
That's perfect Friday. Yes. And then you had the everything everything, like
there's everything cold pork, mac and cheese, onion straws, barbecue, sauce.
It's basically everything bowl in a case d minus the eggs. What you
had you've had that, yes, I have, and that's really really good.
What salad did you get? Irish flash flag? All the Irish flag
salads? Yeah? Yeah, pistasios are good and good for you. And
then I had the what it's just this is chicken, yeah, the chicken
vodcket. I mean, this thing is huge, huge, it's taking a
giants. We should have taken a picture of it before you eat. It's
what we should have done. We'll just take a picture of your shirt and
eat some of it. And it still looks like it would feed me for
three meals. And there's hot peppers in there. There's some peppers in there
fell off. The hot peppers are so good. All their big Vodking sandwiches
are huge like that. I have won the one time too enormous. Everything's
big. There go bigger stay homes, right, that's the way that bigger
stay home. How did how? I just added curiosity because it was really
we had it here, the old Bay crab dip with chips. It's been
a good cellar. I gotta think it had had to be during the n
C Double a March Madness. That had to be big. And the Chicken
blueberry sandwich. Chicken blueberry sandwich is always a hit. Yeah, Like I
said, it's gonna be on the permanent menu. And then one of my
favorites. And I shouldn't say this because I do have friends that don't all
the restaurants. But I'll tell you about that that Shepherd's Pie. Agreed,
that was I mean, that is really well done. Good, you're enjoying
it. Sell a lot, sold a lot pizza the month, Buffalo Chicken
Delicious did that? Oh wait, how about the Guinness chocolate moves. It's
been a big movie. I gotta think it has to be. That's so
good that job, money man. People look for the specials as soon as
they walk in the door. They're like, we're going to special menu,
right. It's crazy because you guys have done such a great job with the
specials, and they're if my social media guy doesn't put it up on the
first people are complaining, where's the specialist, where's it. They want to
know before I come in. I want to see what's on it. And
even if you're not going specials, their menu is so big. There's something
on there for everybody's and it's you name it, it's on there down the
vegetarian and gluten free people. To have you had the blue egg martini yet?
No? No? Have you? No? I don't know. I
mean like, if you're in charge, you want to want to try a
little bit of everything. I hear you, though. He tries it with
this pinky go there for March Madness this weekend. The Martinez that's right,
kicks back off Friday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday, Friday Saturday. This
would be a little slower because it's the game. Start start later. You
have the r T game on Thursday five o'clock ESPN. I don't see why
not. It's on ESPN. Right, it's on ESPN. It'll be on
at bt b OVERI TV. Who what's he talking about? Oh? Hockey?
I wouldn't know the real six. All right, we'll take a moment
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God what it's a great version. He wrote the song. It's Shan
Hyatt doing his best Ben Morrison karaoke pressant. What should do I know?
Right away? Knock me all right, I'll turn this shut off. Play
a real good one. Little mysteries. John hiding something. He's on the
ball after ask me, Yeah, she sings. I just don't think he
does. He does, he said, how man doesn't sound like Van Morrison?
Know Van Morrison is? It seems does? This is a smart man
as at the table, believe me a little bit. I mean, I
could see when you're making poking fun. But you know I'm speaking of true.
We're speaking the truth. But there are I like, like what I
like the one you play like? I can't think of the name of it
right now. Yeah, there's a couple that he does. All right,
Mark, I have some creepy stories. And actually we'll ask because I think
some of these. As I thought about them, I go, I don't
know if Laura has ever been in a situation like this. Now this first
one involves a dwarf. Yes, that one wins. Don't even tell me
the other team up all right, But you know what I did see too.
There was an I wasn't gonna do this story. We'll have to do
it next set. I'll just tease you with this. A midget, an
Irish midget gang in Boston accused of robbing people through their cat and dog doors.
That's amazing, that's amazing. The Montconmery boys. All right, So
a dwarf has beended a little perverb by a victim after planning a mobile phone
to record, to record a woman in the toilet. Now, this was
I believe overseas. The weirdo was caught out. Uh weirdo, that's what
they write, that's what they're right. The weirdo was caught out by the
suspicious woman who found the mobile phone hidden in a bathroom between bottles in the
shower. Look at this, So he bounced it, like pulled the curtain
back or slid the door just enough. The diminutive defendant, the diminutive excuse
me defendant was handed a twelve week jail term, suspended for twelve months,
and must register with police for the next seven years as part of his sex
offender's term. The deviant Peeping Tom, who was also slapped with a five
year restraining order and told to pay his victim what would be the equivalent of
I think about two hundred and seventy five dollars. Admitted admitted that he was
voyeuristic and included recording another person doing a private act with the intention you would
obtain sexual gratification by watching it. Does he go to real prison or juvie?
Uh? He also has twenty hours, but the woman said, Uh,
he was on the sofa, so she said, I'm gonna go use
the bathroom. He used to just show up at her house once in a
while, and then she somehow went and wound up where he was. She
wants to come to his house, which it sounds a little suspicious, suspicious
because she she says he was on the sofa, shot upstairs and said he
had to sort stuff out when I said, I had to go to the
toilet, and then he got up there, put the camera and made sure
it was all in there and it was perfect. However, have you ever
caught a guy pervin like that? No, No, she knows that,
not that you know of. Let's check all those sights that Jamison taught us
about last night. Oh god, we did so like house cleaners, The
Naughty House Cleaners. Jamison found an ad for a class action lawsuit against a
bunch of like you porn, but it was there was one called spank wire,
so it sounds something yeah, yeah, some wire, some wire or
something like that. There was. I'd never heard of half these sights.
So if you were underage, if you were a minor, and you found
yourself on this, you could be part of a class action lawsuit to say,
just to sue them all, all right, Jamison? Yeah, have
you ever I just got to be in the perfect position off for up the
skirt shots. Yeah. You would never think they're doing They're just looking at
their phone. Yeah. It happened to me in like middle school. Up
the skirt. Yeah, the kid was laying down and like, yeah,
I had a friend Chris Tiola, who in third or fourth grade used to
drop a mirror on the playground, like a little tiny mirror and we could
see the girls nowhere let's see up to now, I don't know where.
Friend. Yeah, uh, you never had any kind of creepy stuff with
guys like that. I've had guys like asks to videotape that I've said no,
why would I be offended. Wait, Da've asked video tape? Yeah?
Yeah, Like are you into that? I'm like, no, are
you into that? Yeah? What are you gonna to go back and watch
it? Like? It's all twenty two? Break down the film funny.
The guy who asked me was an x NFL player, So well, hello,
have you ever done anything like footstuff for guys? Like? No?
All right, here's one. Now I have a problem with this one.
All right. I don't like this one. I don't like what happens to
this one. This from the New York Post. A cd upstate, New
York landlord was busted for trying to coax a prospective tenant into posing naked in
exchange for a bump on the list for a Newport apartment. The guy is
fifty eight years old. His name is John Daly. Believe it or not,
he was charged with third degree coercion with the cop after the cops said
he was trying to convince this woman, Carrie Cho, to get naked in
exchange for a better shot had a new new apartment. Dally advised me that
there was a long wait list of potential renters to rent the apartment. DEALI
then told me, if I wanted to be moved to the front of the
list and move in today. He expected me to get naked and allow him
to take pictures. State troopers were called, uh and they came to the
building. Daily was hit with a misdemeanor charge after police interviewed Chew at the
scene and she told the troopers about the landlords sleazy offer. He faces up
to one year in jail if he was convicted. You can't you can't offer
now this to me. I know the guy. We can say, the
guy's scumbag, creepy. It's a victimless crime. I say, with a
good lawyer, he's getting off either. She says exactly, he's not.
He's not gonna Yeah. Do you know how many times this happens. I'm
sure a lot. I mean to me, here's what I say. It's
an in demand car. There's a lot of people trying to want to buy
this car, and the dealership raises the price ten thousand dollars. Either in
or you're out right. I just don't see what he did. He didn't
buy a house. He didn't do it. He's creepy, that's creepy.
But I don't see easy move. Definitely Okay, I don't think it's legal.
Would you have you ever done anything like this? No? What I
depend depends and well no, I just haven't, like, just hasn't been
anyone who's been like, oh, if you send me a nude, I'll
do this for you like that has never been. No. No, if
you like, if somebody said to you, if you do you have Mark's
number? Man a year ago, I would be no. Wait, Mark,
what has anybody ever offered you? What like, Hey, send me
a nude Mark and I'll go No. No, he actually says it is
the actually asked him to send one on Wait, lord, have do you
know anybody who has? Because I would think it's mostly women that would be
propositioned this way. I'm sure there's some guy that's in shape like Jake,
Jillenhall and Roadhouse to the Shitty One. I know someone who someone who Kevin
knows she will sleep with people if they fly her somewhere to visit them.
That's yeah, I know this person that that what women? What? What's
right? Go ahead? Rule the world? Yes they do because we used
to stay in college. Excuse me for the slang pussy has power. Yes,
And I don't care everybody peas yes, in some way, in some
way everybody, yep, all right, what have you used your femaleness to
get? Oh? I mean and the Greg's party in London? That is
actually very true, no matter to get drinks, oh yeah, like to
get you know, into v I p things into stuff like Yeah, I've
definitely flirted and smiled for that flirt, didn't smile. I didn't think this
was that bigger deal. I feel like, I really don't think I think
any good layer gets him off, he said. She said, I don't.
I'm sleeve. Yeah, I get it. It's uncomfortable, but you
know, I know maybe you want to stop him from doing it to somebody
else. You're never going to do that, you know. And I do
wonder that this if if the reality is she was desperate for a place to
live, and she said to him what do I need to do? Because
we don't know what if she said to him, what do I need to
do to jump on the list to get ahead on the list, And he
says that, and then she calls the cops. I know, do you
think she thinks calling the cops are going to move up the list regardless?
I mean, because he's definitely not renting it to her now. No,
no, no, I think she's trying to out him as a sleazy lawyer
or a landlord or something. I don't know. I first owned it.
I think the guy owned from what I read like seventy five different buildings stand
in the Greater New York areage. She cansume him for some money or something.
She's open. It's the only thing that makes sense. God, my
first apartment post college, my one roommate was hooking up with their landlord.
Yeah. That happens a lot. Yeah, off the rent. No,
and we really wanted her to. We're like, come on, Danielle'll like
keep going, like get us our heat included. Wow, Danielle just not
She just wasn't that good, was she. No, No, he really
liked her. She didn't really take one for the team, all right.
In the third and final one, mark you ready for this one, a
Nebraska funeral worker was busted last week, Oh God, after he had sex
with what a fill in the blank, the corpse, a life sized doll
that belonged to a dead man whose body he was tasked with transporting. This
swens hold on, hold on, why hold on? He had sex with
a sex doll transport. No, okay, here's the story. Confused,
Yes, okay, Ryan Smith, he's forty one. He was arrested this
pass Friday the twenty second on charges of burglary, criminal trestpants, trespassing,
excuse me, trustpanting, and tampering with physical evidence and was promptly fired from
the mortuary. Smith became became smitten with the doll after spotting it inside the
apartment where the person died. He was told by the funeral to go pick
up the body. Pick up the body where he and a colleague were sent
to collect the body of a man who died of a natural death. According
to court them, he's done. They're going to bring him to the mortuary.
The pair were working on behalf of Mid America First Call, a company
that removes transports and bombs and cremates bodies. Later that day, Smith allegedly
called the property manager where the apartment was where the person died and claimed to
be part of the county Sheriff's office and they were sending him back to the
unit to collect the doll so it could be swabbed for a biopsy, a
bizarre request. It was shot down by the property manager. He decided then
to help himself and somehow weaseled his way back into the dead man's apartment.
Officials alleged the manager stumbled upon the disturbing scene while investigating noises. So while
he's in there, he went in to where the guy died and banged the
doll. He'd snuck back in and banged the doll, and they hear all
these noises coming from inside the unit, which was dead baulted and locked with
a chain. He then allegedly walked out with his clothes disheveled, and warned
the manager he would return with a warrant for the doll he did too much.
Yeah, they my bag. Yeah, and you go in with a
body bag. Yeah, put the dollar in the body bag. And he
walked back out. It's not that difficult. It might be those if you're
moving another body. Yeah, and then the two bodies coming out of there,
You just hope nobody's looking. I did see somebody say every time I
stayed at a hotel, when I leave, and they took like they had
to be old because I had the phone cord. They wrapped like they take
a bunch of pillows, wrap it up. I saw that looks like a
body. Uh yeah. The manager called the police reported the whole thing,
saying he was worth the funeral worker would return and break in and steal property
from the apartment. They arrived and noticed several items inside the unit had been
moved since the death investigation earlier that day. I'm just imagining him moving the
doll onto the bed, like caressing. How hot was this doll like?
To me? I want to know, if you're moaning over a doll,
here's the thing. To me, that's the closest thing to necrophilia, right,
It's like the closest thing to banging a dead body. Mark. I
can't even imagine. I never either, I've never even thought about that.
You've never had sex with a doll or a blow up dollar? God?
No, no, okay, but this was probably like one of those high
end late Tex dolls that what I would I have had sex with some bad
women that are felt like a dow But I mean, come on, now,
this is ridiculous. I know people who have people, yeah, pay
so much money. College people would be like, yeah, the blow up
dolls. No they did not, Yes, they lied, guy said this
to you guys. They would admit this. Yeah, I don't know.
More like, would you even if you did that, would you admit it?
Oh, I caught someone flash light. It's the same thing. So
I know people who have who used a flesh light. Yeah, you probably
helped somebody use a flash light. I got a video of someoney. O
my god, if you have it on your phone. Yes, that's gotta
be rough. Mark, you said, why, I got somebody one time
doing what fucking she the inflatable sheep? The inflatable sheep? Yes, yes,
it was in my just it was in my environment. He was in
town and he was friends of another friend, and so I got home from
work early and he's on the couch freaking what the fuck? Like holy ship?
Like how? And that was what? Mark? That might be really
drunk or really horny, Like I get like if you if you got right
to the edge with somebody and she left and you go, what am we
gonna do now? And then you're like, I'll take the sheep there's there.
Look. I have read about guys who have masturbated using uh spoiled fruit
like a like over ripened fruit. I read about it. I know someone
who Oh my god, you don't do you really I know someone who had
cut holes out of their stuffed animals. Okay, yeah, it's a little
bizar people right now, But like she says, I'm fucking freak. I
do these things. You know. What's funny is she there is a picture
of her from Halloween dressed up like a Teddy bear with a whole She's from
that month. That's terrible. You know, you really know people like that.
Yeah. I remember reading about somebody saying like it might have been some
sex journal or something like over ripened fruit. You get in there, it's
all it feels, is close to the real thing. Yeah, And I
just feel like people when they're younger, they do these crazy things to Like
I was young. I didn't do that, I know, but like I
think there are people who will be open and admit it. I never did
anything with the like, what's the difference between a vibrator and a guy using
a flashlight? Grown men who use flashlights. Yeah, I'm sure there are
guys who do. I've never done it, so I can't say if it
feels great or it probably does, but I don't know, but it would
it would feel it would seem weird to me, you know, we're a
vibrator with a woman. Just doesn't doesn't feel weird, it doesn't sound weird.
It's something that we've all seen and sort of fantasized about it, you
know. But you fantasized about the guy with a flesh flesh light. No,
I miss something. What do you do with the flesh light? It's
a flesh light, flesh light. I thought it sounds like a flash light.
It's flesh light, so it's basically like a pocket pussy shadow. My
hand is just fine, Thank you, thank you. Right, you know,
I can make it as tight as I want. That's right. Sometimes
you go left, you just to switch it up, all right, Mark,
who is the creepiest is the creepy landlord the guy who went back for
the sex style or the dwarf who videotaped somebody while they were on the toilet
got to go to the guy with the sex doll. Yeah, the second
style is pretty damn But but the toilet thing and the midget, there's something
wrong with that story, Yes, there is. I agree with you.
I felt like it was all his house. She's showering a lot, she
was going to the bathroom, she was going to the bathroom, And why
did he only have to pay her two hundred and fifty dollars? Yeah,
what was that? While it was two hundred and fifty pounds? So I'm
trying. I don't know what I might be off of my map, but
I thought there was like two hundred and seventy five dollars. I thought,
Yeah, it's not a lot at all. I don't know what the Yeah,
I don't know what it would be if you got caught here, Mark,
No, I don't kidding, kidd, I wouldn't know. I don't.
I don't know either. I don't make caught yet I have done anything.
I mean over year. You hear that happening around here? I feel
like a few years ago, not going to the bathroom. But wasn't there
a sports store? Yes? That like they were videotaping. Yeah, the
three hundred and fifteen, I said two seventy five, So three hundred fifteen.
I don't like anything. There was a guy, there was a guy
in Spence part doing it with the music lessons. Yes, the music lesson
guy did it into years or like you hear about seven years. Well,
I think he was getting child caornography and then loading it up to child pornography
sites bad. I had a friend that her son was going there. Luckily
he was. He was on the video, but nothing they could see.
She was taking years old, taking boys and girls or just boys and girls.
God and mothers. They're going there the bathroom. Yeah right, yeah,
now see this is where. If that were my kid, I would
never tell him because nothing happened to him that he's aware of. I wouldn't
want the guy going back there. God for anything, get pushed, but
I would never tell him like that guy was videos to just say we're just
not gonna go there anymore. We made a change because I wouldn't want it
to be all worried. And I don't know if that's the right thing or
not actually agree with that. I just I always feel like we make a
big deal because I mean, you know, most forgive me, but some
people, I know, I think guys want to knock the guy out,
and then women run around with their fire. They want to like burn him
at the steak, And I would just be like, let's keep it away
from this guy. He doesn't need to know, he doesn't need to be
worried about every adult he comes in contact with. It Most people aren't like
that? And who said the foot of the victor? You did the running
storm victor. I actually knew the people who were the victims of that.
I don't want to say, but I'll tell you off air, But yeah,
this guy was dropping him. And I think it was people who worked
there too. I think it was two young girls who worked there. Yeah,
just remember it being like teenage girl, yes, who was teenage girl?
Yeah? Changing And that's like yeah, no, no, it's a
it's a weird thing. It's a weird thing with women because most if I
always thought if it were me, i'd be like, take a good look,
yeah, take it all sure, you got no problem taking a dumping
public, take it, take it all in. But I never felt threatened.
That was a woman all of a sudden, you know, you get
a six foot two hundred pound man as you out and you find out he
could overpower you. That that's that's where it's creepy. That's where I totally
get it. For me. I was like, I don't never care.
It depends on the situation. Well, I think the situation if it's a
woman is it's never good. It's never good because I think this shit escalates
I think like you know, any addiction, look at anybody, from drugs
to anything. You start going and you need a little bit more and a
little bit more and a little bit more, and now all of a sudden
he's touching, grabbing. You just never know where it's gonna end. That's
that's the scary part. And this is why I'm very thankful I never had
daughters. Man, people are creepy, I tell you, Yeah they are,
Yes they are. But the one that takes the cake though, You
go back to the dead guy's apartment because he had a flesh of doll that
you thought was hot. Wow, and then they hear you banging it in
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and I just I really liked it. I forgot, Yes, I forgot
how much I like great Stick. Never saw him live? Oh? Really?
Yeah? Oh I've seen him live a bunch of times. Wait a
menut you worked to see him up and you never saw him live? I
never went really, Yeah, I don't know, it's right. Didn't they
make you do a remote for the woman royal friend for hal Smith? No?
No, Van Halen? Oh that's right. Yeah, and I met
those guys. Yeah, I know I was with the other Yeah. How
does that sound so bad? Its recording from Yeah, that's on YouTube all
right, Well, there you go, Errol Smith. Uh show Hao Tani
spoke today. I have wondered why show Hao Tani was not suspended immediately penning
an investigation, just because it just doesn't make any sense. And the only
reason I say that is you got Pete Rose, who's not in the Baseball
Hall of Fame because he gambled and admitted to gambling where they found out he
was on games. I'm not saying that that that that's right, but the
guy was unbelievable. He was Charlie Hustle. For God's sake, you you
know all those years with the Reds. You won't let him be suspended at
this point because there's nothing to suspend him for. You can't suspend him for
suspicion of gambling. But he spent four point five million dollars to a bookie
illegally in California. Claims you didn't, Yeah, I know, so how
do they? Well? They so he's got whoever this is is the greatest
fall guy ever, right, because supposedly they spent hours and hours they became
training. He was like his training buddy and the only person he really talked
to. They'd be seen on the bench laughing and making jokes and stuff.
But I you you dug into a bunch of this. You said that the
guy was not who he said. He was saying. This guy now did
not go to I think it's UC Santa Barbara, okay, which is a
beautiful campus. Worked for the Red Sox and the Yankees. They both have
denied that, but they never looked into this, right, So who hires
him? Well, the Angels were the last ones to hire him, and
then I think he just followed him to the Dodgers. Yeah, so because
he became close with the team. Does they were saying he was making like
four or five hundred thousand dollars a year to do this, okay, which
is crazy, by the way. Yeah, but so it is. But
you're sitting there at all. You got to go everywhere you got it.
But then did you say that you you've read I thought I read somewhere that
Otani, but I couldn't tell. It was somebody's Facebook post, So it
could have been a joke. And he promises he's going to learn English,
but you did I've heard that could be totally I bet he does. I
bet he does. Yeah, only because it is you know, French used
to be the international language. I think it's English. Now. English has
spoken everywhere everywhere, so I wouldn't be surprised, especially if you're a baseball
player and on where the biggest names in baseball in the world right here,
and they speak English right So, man, this is a great yam.
I love it. I kind of like it. I'd like to see,
not not that I want to see baseball get hurt. And Otani certainly is
like the face. I feel like he's sort of is the face of baseball
at the moment, just because we haven't seen anything like that. By the
way, there's a kid in college Ambi Dexter's pitcher. Have you seen this
kid? He throws in the upper nineties from both arms. Oh my god,
it's unbelievable. I would freak you out, like he's switching mid I
don't know if they said he can't can't switch in an app back, but
the next batter you got lefty coming up? What do you do about your
glove? Though, I don't. I don't know if they run out of
glove they All I saw was highlights of him from both sides. Maybe I
wouldn't say you let him pitch twice. Let him pitch today the right handed,
Let him pitch tomorrow left handed. Oh, well, work on the
rest of your body. Yeah, and ninety I mean he's he was thrown
in the ninety four ninety five, So not we're talking about the guy he
touched one hundred. You guys talk about the guys talking English. There's a
lot of the Dominican players that don't speak English either, and they all have
interpreters. Yeah, yeah, but they're not ripping them off. Is this
guy just taking the fall saying he's really wouldn't this guy be arrested? Or
why is this this investigation wouldn't take that long? They're staying it? So
the story, it's correct me if I'm wrong, I'm trying to remember this.
He said that he got into a gambling debt, went to Tani and
said, I need this money to pay off gambling debts. Now, that
seems like quite a stretch over a long I don't know how quickly he can
lose four point five million, Probably pretty quickly, I guess if you're here
big time. But what are you betting on? Man? This is a
low football. This isn't you know? Caesar's palace in California. By the
way, that's illegal, right, they don't have it. What's this?
You know? I don't like it. I don't know. I don't like
it. It doesn't add up. Something doesn't add up. But they're going
to look the other way. What don't be nice to see the Dodgers just
get a little Oh you shut your horn mouth. We got a World Series
to win. Just a little zip, just a little when it's not COVID.
Well, I mean they're that team is unbelievable right now. They got
well on paper, they're amazing, Yeah they are. They just never have
the pitching in the playoffs. It's always been their problem. They can blow
everbody out all year long and then all of a sudden, they're pitching just
sucks in the playoffs. Look at the Braids last year. They are,
you know, just destroyed in the first round. Here's the funny thing.
I don't remember who won the World Series. I don't either. Diamondbacks went
there, but the Rangers beat them. The Rangers, Yeah, Texas Rangers.
Now they're in the same division. Yeah, it was the Rangers in
the diamond because the Rangers are Yeah, I think it was. See this
is the thing. I know, baseball a big name team exactly, so
that's gotta be bad. You know what, I would have cared if the
Milwaukee Brewers made it. And I don't know why you you would because like
everybody else, nobody else who remember it, well, it was like Robin
you remember him, kid, He was like the bat player on that team.
If it's not in New York, Yankees are Mats or Dodgers or Red
Sox, Angels, Red Sox, they don't they don't care. And the
ratings show Houston. Yeah, Houston's now the villain, you know that,
the new villains, so people like to see them lose. Cubs. Cubs
would be big. I don't think the Mariners anybody really cares anymore. I
don't know if they ever really did Ken Griffy Junior. But I was like,
I loved baseball again. Love to see somebody like you know, the
Marlins won what two thousand and three, but yeah, it's still have been
twenty one years? Wow? Holy yeah, yeah, maybe cool see something?
Yeah maybe maybe on Oakland moves to Vegas, they'll spend some money and
they can make a world serious. I didn't see Toronto make another run I've
always liked the Toronto's got a goo chances shear they got a good team this
year, and the Yankees are gonna be terrible. The Oriols they'll have that
young nucleus if they keep playing like they did last year. Yeah, but
to see now if Baltimore goes. But it is old school, like old
school baseball. I just don't know that. Again, if anybody cares,
do you care? I don't care. Are you a fan of baseball?
I have somewhat. I haven't been a fan of any sports since COVID except
for football. Yeah, that the Bills weren't good, I probably would.
This is the thing, man, The NFL rules everything, does I mean
basketball? I don't think anybody's I know that there's fans and I'm not going
to say that, and there's some really great, exciting young players coming into
the league. But I mean, three years ago, Syracuse was in the
sweet sixteen. Yes, and I didn't even know it. Oh really yeah?
Yeah? Four years ago? Ye? Yeah, twenty twenty right?
Yeah? Was it during COVID, Yeah, I remember, I remember we
thought it was nineteen when we went to the bar to see if they made
it, and then they made it and they went all the way to the
final four. Yeah. This one was with the with uh, this with
the Sun. Yeah, they did go to the Sweet sixteen because they've lost.
They've missed the last three tournament, right, that was the last tournament
was the Sweet sixth. They didn't even get into the n I t this
year. I think they didn't accept its. A lot of teams denied it
this year. Yeah, wow, pissed off the didn't make the tournament,
which a lot of them had good beef. Big East got scared. Yeah.
Yeah, they did let some some teams and this is a chalk heavy
tournament. There hasn't been a lot of upset. No, I think every
one in two seed is in the first time. And like I think,
as he said, eighteen years or something like that, every one in two
seeds made it in this year. No, didn't. Didn't yell win?
Was it? Yell at fifteen? Yeah? Yeah, but I'm saying if
you were seated, did they beat someone, they would have been a two
then, But three, right, I think Kentucky was I thought they were
three. Kentucky was a three. Yeah, I thought they were three.
I don't I don't know. I thought I said every one and two Team
one and two seed had made it to the Sweet sixteen. But maybe I'm
wrong. I don't know. I don't really I just bet it poorly over
the weekend mark. This is a story that may grocery out. What is
the grossest thing you've ever seen anybody do in public? A girl took a
dumb brain in front of the liquor store. Oh, really lovely. I
figured, I figured if there was one. I think they last thing I've
ever seen with somebody like in their car picking their nose. I mean they
were knuckled deep. Pull it out, take a look and eat it.
Ah, Yes, that it was maybe the gross Laura anything, you know,
it's you apparently know a lot of gross people, because some really gross
stories of creeps. There's a lot of creeps anybody. I mean, I'm
thinking of like gross things that I've done, like getting sick. Yeah,
but that's that's you. That's human. That that's typical. This is like,
this is nasty, all right, don done, don't don't a record,
bring too hard. Here here's the story. A terrifying video circulating on
social media appears to show a man carrying a severed body part of someone killed
by a train inco Okay, what state do you think this Isco could be?
Anyone? Well, Wasco Is is the Nebraska, Nebraska, going Texas.
I'm going to go Texas to Texas in the Alabama. Alb's great,
Yes, it's a great good. It's California. Sheriff's officials say this happened
today near the Wasco Amtrak station on G Street. Eyewitness SEDOOS reporter Lena Folk
has that story. But first we do want to warn you that some of
the footage is disturbing. Okay, now they blur it out, but this
dude picks up a body part and starts walking around with it. I'm not
sure if I'm whar anybody came this way and he walked on through here and
he was waving a like a person's leg, and well he was he started
chiwing, not in over there, he was biting guy picked up somebody got
hit by an Amtrak train. He went over, picked up the leg,
started walking out on the street waving it around. Took a bite out of
the leg. Yeah, listen, against the wall and everything. And it
was against the wall Friday for the construction workers front down concrete outside the Amtrak
station in Wasco until they saw a horrifying site. Ship you are looking at
what a witness is a man eating at came from a person hit by a
train near the Waco Amtrak station earlier that morning. On the leg, the
skin was hanging. You can see the bone. Oh my god, stole
now pulling it up right now, math is a help. It has got
to be someoney strung. As this put true, we had known the full
story. I definitely want to sub Florida man though. Yeah, of course.
Jose Ebarra tells Eyewitness News that when the man walked past him with the
leg, he believed him to be homeless. Ibarra is unsure where the man
came from. He says Kern County Sheriff's deputies stopped the man after people from
the Amtrak station called the police. They're chasing them, like all these what
are they gonna do? Send this one homeless guy with a leg? Great
if the homeless guy was using the seven year old Rosendo Teles. Teles was
arrested for taking evidence from the scene and had multiple outstanding warrants. Really at
this moment, investigators haven't said who the leg belongs to or in the train
crash, but we do know that one person died. Teles was arrested and
current County Sheriff's office say it is an active investigation reporting in Waco, Lena
folk. This is a math head who's homeless and hungry and probably just figured
why not. You can't like see it? No, they blow it out.
They put a big splotch over everything somewhere on the web. Somewhere on
the web, there's got to be raw. Let me ask you this question.
I'm the news director. I come in. I get this over the
over the wire. You're my reporter, Bill, I got this story for
you. Yeah, go out by the attract station. Is a guy waving
a leg? I got run over by a train a leg? What's your
what's your first response? Are you joking me? I'm going I gotta see
this, right, I gotta see I gotta see this. I can't believe
this. Aren't you interested? Oh? Absolutely, I'm interested. And I
don't like that kind of shit. I don't like horror movies. I'm not
into that. I'm not into gore or what do they call it, macab
or whatever the fuck it is. I no, no, that's not me.
But I would be interested because this is real life. This isn't some
made up fantasy bullshit. This is like real fucking life. This is somebody.
I want to talk to this guy and when he sobers up, go,
do you realize what you did? But let me ask you this,
what would it take for you to actually be accountable? There was a plane
crash I think in the Andes where people some people died, some people survived,
and they survived by eating. Yeah, they wound up eating something,
but like you got to a point where that was it. I think some
of them even carved out and like used the bodies from warmth and the fat.
Like I can't imagine. There must be something that you can shut off
in your brain. But like if you knew that, Like if Mark comes
back, just goes off on the first to go. If the plane crashes,
well screw you guys. Yeah you're in all you can eat buffet.
No. But Mark comes in here and goes, I was in a terrible
plane crash. I survived every he's a hero, blah blah. Then you
find out Mark ate somebody to survive. Could you ever, Like, I'd
be afraid to beat around you, I'd be afraid to piss you off.
It's like chicken Like. I feel like, if you think that you're gonna
die, you would go to any extreme. So those guys that now their
arm or leg off when they're stuck more like, yeah, well who was
that guy? There was? That guy cut off his arm with like a
I think almost like a pocket knife. It was a little more than that,
but not much, and he cut it off. He got stuck rock
climbing in between and cut it off. A whole movie that But frank right,
yeah, yeah, yep, God, how much has that got to
hurt? I well, if your arm went dead and you can't feel it,
I don't know. I have no idea what was the movie like?
Because I didn't see that. It was a pretty good movie. If I
remember credit, you should have been better than the Road. You should have
been a movie critic. You still could. Why not? But there's a
lot of shitty movies. Switches mine halfway through the conversation, and that's what
that's what you do. You movie critique the shitty movies that they're not reviewing,
gets a review and people comment and say differently. He goes, you
know what, I'm changing my mind remark, But boy, Dougs movie.
Oh you gotta watch Doug's movie. I saw it years ago and he saw
in the theater. Did you think it's not that's not I think I did.
Actually, I think I went to the theater. I think I went
to the screening of it. If I remember it as a story, it
does. I mean there's a story there and you can see where you know
what. I really be interested. I would like Matt to see it because
I think, you know, working in the hospitality industry and trying to juggle
egos and make sure it I bet you could relate to man, we'll destroy
this movie. Well that's okay. There was one more? Was it like
a DVD? Though? Yeah? How am I going to get? Somebody
said? Somebody sent me one? All right, all right, I'll bring
it in and let you check it out. There is a story, oh
god, strip could yes? Uh, topless but not nude? Tasteful?
Yeah, at the old Classic cat. At the old Classic Cat. Oh
my god, I really do I think you should? Did you like?
I kept calling it. I kept calling it a steaming pile of ship.
And I made fun of some of the lines that he wrote in there,
like the cheesy lines and Hey, this guy, Uh, this guy doesn't
like what is he like? He doesn't? And what was doing? Coke
in the bathroom? He's like, this guy doesn't like seven up whatever it
be like, yeah, coke, get him out. It was almost Roadhoudish
houses in a way. Some of it. It was so bad it was
good, right, I want to see it. Actually, yeah, No,
I think Patrick Fresh, I didn't. I didn't hate it. No,
I did not hate it. And I will tell you like as it
went on, you get involved and there's these characters. I mean, he
did a good job. It's because the gummy kicked in. No, I
didn't. I did not have a gummy for that one. I should have
to get Uh, here's your story. Mark. Midget crime gang arrested for
using cat doors for breakings. I mean you're saying that it's a midget gang,
a midget gang. I want to see three members of the Irish Crob
midgets. You can look right here. Can you see these guys? They
look like the Lollipop kids. This is the Yes, Yes, they are
a crime syndicate. They've been arrested on charges of breaking and entering. Security
camera footage caught the three using a cat door as a way to enter victims'
homes. Law enforcement believes the Irish Mob Midgets, the Boston based crime family
whose members consist strictly of little people, are responsible for a string of fifty
five local break ins. Alright, they're not lazy, man, We're fighting
the midget to hang out. We're gonna hang out there. We need we
need to start hanging out with the Midget. For the record, the Irish
Mob Midgets officially describe themselves as a non profit motorcycle enthusiast group for small people
of the Boston area. The next time we're all together, I'm gonna see
if I can get an interview with the non profit motorcycle enthusiast group for small
people in the Boston Yes, we gotta do that. So basically a Boston
based Sons of Anarchy chapter, just a lot shorter, It's what I'm saying.
Yeah, many of the members got many bikes razors d yesterday. Uh,
many of the many of their members have been arrested in the past for
crimes ranging from arson and drug trafficking to aggravate it assault. Man. You
get a midget, man, you don't get those little bastards. How do
you know who's checking a midget for drugs at the airport? That's gonna be
the best way to smuggle. Have you seen the movie The leprekn No,
yeah, Jesus Christ, I'm guessing the Uh there was one guy who's on
the leader. You know what? It kept me? Mondy? What was
the scene in the in elf? Oh? You call me? You call
me? Uh, you're hilarious, my friend, Santa know that you left
the hang on. I get more action in a week than you've had your
entire I got smile before I come over there and smack it off. You're
my friend. Call me elf one more time. He's an angry and then
I went from there. All right, but the crime Syndicate group, I
thought you would enjoy this, Yes, hanged like I said, we gotta
fin we could probably there's gotta be one. There's well, there's probably somebody
local. There is there is He works at Wagmans. Do you know?
No? But I think but I think a friend of ours knows them.
Oh, really it worked. It used to work at Wagmans. It would
be an interesting interview, like what is life like? How do you get
things off? Seems like a really funny he seems. What do you do?
What's the worst ass you've ever smelled? Yeah? Like think about that.
You were an ass height for everybody you ever cropped ust. Everybody's cropped
usted in a nile? Who gets fucking killed? That guy? That guy
the show that you can watch and find out this. Oh, you know,
people we don't talk about that, do they? There are about normal
stuff though, how they don't talk about customer service? He does? Actually
got its true? Why why used to be when it worked at the wall?
The other picture? Okay because someone because someone said it to me.
It might have been me. Actually it was a friend of ours. Okay,
you know all right? Who sent it? I gotta find that?
All right, Well, we'll take a moment and we will find that,
and we'll do closest to the pin because it's Mark's favorite game. Do you
write the game? No, you're supposed to write the game, dude,
I mean that supposed to write the game. When we said last time,
did he say you would write the game? Matt heard it. I heard
it. You didn't write the game? No, right am? I fired?
No? No, thank god that Kevin's here, because Kevin wrote the
game. We'll get to that. Next. But first, Mack of All
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Drive in East Rochester open every day? Is this a fifty anniversary of fifty
one? Fifteen thirty eighth over the weekend? God pursed out your dammit,
you're fucking all dude, you're a kid. There's also twenty third I think
for Stammy Hager's Red vood to him on the weekend the same day. Wow,
that was a great album. Great OUTU who it really was. The
fans can't do this anymore. They can't have a lead. They can't hit
the lead singer lead. Then bring another lead singer. I don't know any
bands anymore. Do you like new rock bands? But there are bug?
Does anybody care? No? Chesterfield Kings are back on the road. Oh
boy, back on the road. Yeah, that's they're they're the fake one.
They played, Uh south By Southwest? If Greg's if Greg's not in
it? Greg Chester Cook. Yeah, Greg doesn't want to do anything anymore.
No, I'm retired. Yeah. So Andy said he has Greg's blessing,
so they brought it back. They did another album, he said he
had. I'd spent a long time talking to him. Well obviously, and
he's not seeing Greg's post on Facebook that Oh shit? Really yes, Oh
my god, there's no blessing there. Oh I thought there was. Oh
no, oh, I got the impression that there was. I spent a
long time talking to Andy just before he left, and he was playing south
By Southwest. Uh private party for the East Street Band because Little Stevens produced
their new album. Yeah, fifteen songs or something. Oh shit, Yeah,
huh. You can go on his Facebook. You'll see him. Yeah,
he doesn't hide anything. So I'm not saying anything that. No,
no, no, it's out there. I didn't I'm not obviously friends with
him on Facebook. So I love the drama. You know what I love
Mark? You know the drama. I don't know what drama is there?
No, you knew well that he wasn't happy. Well he's on my Facebook.
Yeah, No, I'm not saying like drama. I've always been a
fan and I've always actually been a fan. Yeah of his. So they
did. They had a nice little run there, they did, and they
would say were huge. They were huge in Europe. Yeah, they were.
I think still are. Yeah. The ass off was big in Germany.
The country. Yeah, it's one country. It was a lot of
coming a cheeseburger on the ground. Oh god, that was the greatest video
ever where his daughter films him. You drunk? Done that thought choking the
hasslehof rows to everybody hit that one? The uh wait? Speaking of that,
we learned about a country I'd never heard of, Barbuda. Barbuda,
which I guess with the Antigua and Barbuda make up a state. Oh I
didn't. I didn't realize that. But the but Barbuda is why did that
come up because I was scrolling on Instagram and he did. He uh,
after Homeland Security rated his house, took his private jet and they blew off
to barboosh. He took it. He took his flat private jet. Yeah,
but what is he okay? So he crossed with murdering his X.
Well, there was the questions of him murdering Kim because she was like forty
yeah, and then died of the flu or whatever. They think she was
the house. And then there were that's his ax, right, that was
his ex. She is the MoMA. I want to save three of his
kids. And then some other woman was the woman Cassie. She was held
against her will and forced she had the bodyguard came out and was like yeah.
And there were rumors that he was the one that did in Jamie Fox
too. For all that time he spent in the hospital. What was wrong
with Jamie? They never said, and they think that away that they think
he might have been poisoned by Didy. Shit ship, you don't remember all
this. I don't remember. Did he remember Jamie? Yeah? I remember
Jamie Fox. I just didn't know that did was the rumor was that Diddy
got to him, man, Didd He's like, oh mafia, Yeah,
you know you don't cross Diddy. No you don't, he'll fuck out ship.
So the boy for life. Okay, But as Matt said, the
extra item back if they get him, if there's an extradition, I was
gonna say, it depends forty Sure, he's probably not going to a country's
an extra Well, I didn't even know if Barbuda. Never heard of it,
and they even have, you guys, they have. He's banging on
the government not knowing that too. They have a website that says barbouda ful
Welcome to Barbuda, and it's spelled exactly fanatically the way you think it would
be. So you wrote that hack choke farm, right, thank you,
Thank you, Kevin. Back to your advertising day. Yeah, that lasted
a minute. That's like, Kevin, you got a pen? Oh I
can put it in my phone. No, all right, Kevin's ready.
Kevin wrote the game what are you looking up? Did he? No?
I'm looking up? Well, we were just talking about Barbuda. Yeah,
what's the midget? Probably there yeah too. March twenty fourth was the anniversary.
That date the Breakfast Club all served Saturday detention together. What year did
this punishment occur. You're weak. I think you should have been paying attention.
All right, I won't play that. Oh, come on, what
year was What year was the movie Breakfast Club released? Essentially, I made
it much nicer one. You were not listening. Since they came into the
NFL in nineteen sixty the Dallas Cowboys have five hundred and sixty two wins six
ties. How many losses do they have? They came into the league when
nineteen sixty sixteen they only have five hundred and sixty two wins and six ties?
How many losses do they have? The legend has it sixty years ago
the buffaloing was created at the Anchor Bar in Buffalo and perfected today at bTB.
How many different sauces does the Anchor Bar currently have on their menu at
the Buffalo location. I don't even know. I've never been, Have you
been? No, I've never been either. No. No, I'm a
tough skuy. I was actually told today that I need to come and try
your boneless bites. Ye. Yeah, the Marks Brother really. Yeah,
Yes, it's some btb's. Uh, that's their thing, man. Yeah,
that's just one of the staples. Yeah, we're doing fresh no,
no, breaded frozen crap. Oh yeah, that's yeah, that's a lot
of work. Have you heard Rochester, Yorks in line to see a total
solar eclipse in two mondays? When was the last total solar eclipse that we
could see here? Or the last one? Oh uh? And for bonus
points five off if you can name where it was in the sky. Yeah.
Man, you've been hanging out with elementary school kids. That was great.
That's funny. So the remake of the movie Roadhouse was released last weekend
on Amazon Prime. What year was the original Roadhouse starring Swayze released? I
would say the bill's got this one in the hole. I think I just
think I got it. I don't know, watch me be wrong. So
as all right, t has been to the NCAA Frozen Four Hockey Tournament for
the third time since moving to D one. What year did the Tigers have
a magical run to the final four with wins over a number one Denver and
New Hampshire to play at Detroit's Ford Field? So what are you asking again?
What year did the Tigers go to the Frozen Four in Detroit? Thank
you, I'm guessing lots of years. Yeah, it was I was busy
today a lot of years years. You want to write this next week,
Well, you guys won't be here next Monday, that's true. No back
to the top. One year did the Breakfast Club detention? I said nineteen
eighty four, But I'm wondering if it was eighty three? But I said
Wright, I said eighty five. I said eighty eight, chewing the hole
with nineteen eighty four. Yeah, Mark, how many losses do the Cowboys
have to match their five hundred sixty two wins and six times? Matt,
I said four hundred ninety eight real, I said four hundred and eighty nine.
I said, go ahead, I said three hundred and thirty, okay,
And I was closer to Mark, I said three forty five. But
I am knowing four hundred and thirteen, right, thirteen? It's you,
is it? What did you say for eighty nine? Perfected at bTB,
but created at the Anchor Bar in Buffalo? How many sauces on the menu
at the Buffalo location of the Anchor Bar? I don't know. Eighteen,
I wrote, I wrote thirty two. I went twenty five. It's nine
spicy barbecue, honey bourbon barbecue, spicy garlic, honey garlic, and extreme
blow your asshole out heat. That makes sense. When was the last total
solar eclipse twenty seventeen? That wasn't That wasn't a full one? I don't
believe. Right, there was one in twenty seventeen, but I don't think
it was four, and I believe it was lunar or annual. Yeah,
I wrote eighteen because I couldn't remember nineteen eighty three, nineteen seventeen, twenty
twenty one. Anybody want to venture a guest? So that in the sky
where it was I thought there were I thought it went over some part of
Iowa or something at that I didn't close. I had twenty seventeen and two
Antarctica. I found out there's a lot. There's a lot of solar eclipses,
they're just not here. You were You have that one? Though?
What one? That one? You said twenty eighteen? Said it was twenty
twenty one? Eighteen? What year was the original Roadhouse released? All right?
I said nineteen eighty nine, but I'm thinking it might have been eighty
eight. I said eighty six, because I think Ghosts came out in nineteen
nine, nineteen ninety one, Okay, I said seventy nine because I hadn't
know seventy nine, nineteen hundred and eighty nine. Oh yeah, they're getting
the movies. And what year did the Tigers have their magical run to the
Frozen four? Two thousand and four? Incorrect? I said twenty twelve.
Closer said ninety nine, not eventy one, then twenty ten in the whole
Wow, look at you, damn. But I think we got to give
this one of the bills of that bill. All right, hold one close,
yeah, yeah, wow, all right, there you go, very
nice, very nice. Good questions, good questions ran Why why are you
break? Going up? Job? He wrote it? He did, No,
I did not. He did a great Yeah. That's the only way
I could win if I wrote the fucking questions. But he wrote it in
my style. Yeah, right, that's the way it is. Uh huh.
What are you gonna do next week that you're off? I don't know?
What do you mean? You don't know? I don't plan. You
don't go on vacation. I can give yourself a little break. No,
I'm probably gonna just will you sleep until noon or anything? No, I'll
be up at five thirty. Really, I'll be ready to drink like a
ten bold Thouars in coarse lighted from Mark Kilman. Next week? H is
Matt around next week? I hope? So, I hope. So this
is mad hope. So what are you gonna do with your your partner?
My kids are going out of town? They are. Yeah, so it's
gonna be very strange to have no kid. Yeah, I know, out
of town with your husband or your Yeah, well I have their bad weekend,
but yes, they are. They're going out of town next weekend.
You might get a sleepover then O sleepover. Oh they're sleepovers. Is it
weird? Yes? And no, it's just strange because it's new. It's
new. I mean it's yeah, it's been a few months. But like
he's had sleepovers when the boys are there, and like when the boys are
there, Oh all right, okay, it's fine. He gets stop bunk
like the top. How does that go? I mean it's pretty normal.
Like last night he's he had stayed over. And last night, like my
younger one came in at two thirty. He's like, Mommy, I need
a band aid, like and he's like, what the fuck is going on?
And I was like, I don't know when the kids needs a band
aid? He has no kids, no, never been Mary. Yeah,
this is a whole new world. Oh man, I wish he came.
I wish the kid came in, was like half asleep though he was in
the bathroom, started peeing like I've had that. Or how about when they
just wake up and they're just puking just because kids, He wouldn't be around
anymore or interrupting mommy and new daddy. No, oh no, Yeah,
my life's so much easier. Yeah, you know it is girlfriend's sons,
you know, six months older than me to worry about that. Has he
ever come in looking for a band aid? Yeah? Are you guys gonna
have a joined birthday party like birds in February? Is yeah, but if
you're turning the same age, I mean, how many birthday parties do they
have in February then they have at the end of well, they can combine
it. Not everybody can make it for the you know, February is a
tough time of year. The weather could be shitty. We save it.
Some people started celebrating their birthdays in the warm would best friend's son was born
de Summer twenty seventh. She has a half birthday for come on, Mark,
this would be great if you and your step son do what He's not
stuff. Now, how old are you? Fifty three? Okay, so
fifty five. That's like a big one. Like you guys are both hurting.
Fifty five fifty three and a half? Yeah wait he is? Yeah,
okay. Was it weird for you to meet him? Here's I did.
I already met him. I already knew him. He already knew And
but when it when it happened, were you like uncomfortable telling him? No?
Well, no, because I had because I'm close, because I'm close
to his because I'm close to his uh to his daughter, So you're close
to his daughter. Yeah, yeah, that's Blair says, Yeah, yeah,
okay, all right, So yeah it wasn't as it wasn't as bad
as you think he thought. No, I don't know that it would be
bad. It's all. It was just when we first started getting together,
it was I it was weird for me, not for him. Did you
keep it secret for a little while? Did you and she keep it secret
for a little while she ever married? Yeah? You just make sure it
works before you tell anybody, and you know, just kind of kept the
cry for a while. Yeah, I guess we did. Yeah was she
married before? Yeah, you met her ex husband? I don't know what.
I don't know where ex husband is. I don't know if you if
you've ever met him or not. I don't know if he's alive. Oh
yeah, he may have. I mean they're at that age. I just
shouldn't have said that. I felt as soon as the words left my mouth
and went, that's terrible. I don't mean it like that. Oh look,
anybody you could die at any age. So I don't know, but
uh, train arrow methodics and that. Yeahs around? How wild is that?
That's the great? So I have a double birthday party at our fifty
fifth Yeah, donkeys and great. It is to be great. And then
you get to see who she really cares about the most, because who gets
the better gift? The son or you get the same gifts? Slippers?
Wait, just now, does the new guys leave stuff at the house?
Does he have a drawer? Did you give him a drawer? No,
he does not have a drawer. You didn't give him a drawer. How
about where where's his toothbrush? He brings his because he's got an electric toothbrush?
Back and forth, the only thing that stayed at my house is like
his contact case. Has he pooped him for me yet? I mean he's
at the house. That's always a big thing with guys and girls taking that
first Yeah, he's definitely pooped at the house. Okay. Yeah, It's
like it's sort of just real. It's like, this is life. Okay,
you're on the fast track. You're on the fast track. This is
it, kids and the whole thing, and you're in that's it. Where's
the Honeymoon movie? I don't where marboda, barbuda, barbuda. All right?
For Mark, who's going to be celebrating his birthday, I love this
do a birthday idea. For Laura, who's gonna be kid free and have
lots of sleepovers next week. For Matt, who's waiting to see all of
us for some more March madness. For Kevin, who's getting ready for hockey
March madness. In the Sweet sixteen, I'm Bill Moran, see you tomorrow
with Todd Baxter. You know, Yeah, I don't forget Friday. More
chips, huh, Tod forge anymore chips? No? No, no,
no, we already did it. We already take to Friday come get a
fish fry at bTB go see ZBTV at Nashville's. Oh Nice a real tribute.
Okay, awesome, that's great. Definitely get that fish fry and then
head out there. It's just straight shot down. We'll see you tomorrow.