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it's time for this. Thank you. But you guys wake up in the
morning, and one of the first things you do while you evacuate before after
during is just look at uh Twitter, Internet, whatever, and just see
trending right like what's happening overnight. We've got a show starting in like an
hour. Gotta know what I missed, right standard every day, every day,
So I do that, and I see Aliens and Miami Mall both trending.
I'm like, all right, I'll go and as a detective part time
and and Florida man full time, full time. Yeah, take a look.
I gotta find out what's up. So I click it, and you
know this, it'll probably be gone in an hour, but that this is
the story of the morning. And I'm like, all right, what do
we got? So I'm gonna read you. I'm not going to speed read
you. Kind of two articles because one of them is very easy to find
when you click on What's going on today, and the other one you have
to do some research and not much, but you know, just googling and
search things. So again, these are this one's not exactly from a reputable
source, but the website looks nice and the headline is space aliens attack Miami.
Social media reports, creatures at mall and massive police response. So if
you just go on your Twitter and look up the latest and click on the
top result, this is what you'll learn. Miami, Florida, in a
recent incident of local mall. Social media reports and videos surface claiming an attack
by large creatures, prompting a significant response from the Miami Police Department. According
to eyewitnesses, these creatures were described as being seven to ten feet tall,
leading to a shutdown of air traffic in the Miami area, with only police
helicopters reportedly remaining operational. Sparse reports also mentioned the sighting of unidentified flying objects.
One social media post detail the alleged events, asserting that seven to ten
foot tall creatures were involved in some sort of incident in the mall. The
post further claim that a substantial number of police officers responded, resulting in the
closure of the airport and a power outage affecting both the mall and approximately sixty
thousand nearby residents. Additionally, it was mentioned that police scanners were temporarily disabled,
and notably local and national mainstream media outlets have not reported on these events.
Ope, so if you wake up bleary eyed and want to know the
news of the day and you click on the number one option, that's one
of the things you get. Maybe they were just trying to get there early
for the Starbucks Gallantines cups. They want them, all need them. That
penguin too expensive on eBay. It fits in the space ship cup holder nicely
perfect. I don't know why he was like that spout and then I'm like
all right, and look, even even being tired in the morning and checking
out, the ice is still frozen after re entry. Sorry, and Kat
got one. He needed another one. He just squeezed it in time,
ran out on the buzzer shot clock. New topic evolved and then associated with
this article. There are some images some videos of the Bayside Mall in Miami,
Yeah, which is right kind of written near downtown, right on Discayne
Bay, and what appears to be hundreds of police cars. It was a
sight to see, honestly, the amount of police presence at this thing.
Oh my whoa. Let's find out why they were actually there, all right?
And then a one second search says for arrested, which is a loan
number four arrested after lighting fireworks causing panic at Florida shopping spens and they ascertained
that there were ten foot aliens. That's right. I mean one of the
first tweet take at from someone today was are you guys going to talk about
this? And they've got video of the police presence at the mall, right,
and it is a lot, It is a lot. Let me just
zip through this local police presidences spotted at Bayside Marketplace late Monday, which led
to four arrests. According to the suspects of rest reports, officers were called
to the area in reference to a large group of juveniles who were quote causing
a riot inside the mall. They were lighting fireworks causing panic. Witnesses said
that some juveniles were throwing fireworks at each other and into the air. The
group entered multiple businesses caused damage to the stores. Police had a large fight
also broke out between the juveniles, some of whom may have been armed with
some kind of sticks. Some businesses were asked temporary clothes in order to allow
officers to clear them all. So that's what really happened. Okay, what
outlet reported that this is a click Orlando dot com. But this is just
an aggregate article. I mean, it's in the Miami Herald. I just
don't have an account. There are people that will say that the first article
you read is the real truth, right, that's sort of what we want
to talk about. Yeah, and they all of the the CNNs, the
Miami heralds right here they go, here they go, this is the fake
news. Miami Herald is the biggest newspaper in in Miami. Obviously one eight
hundred four four one O four four four. Wait, that's the phone number
because I remember the commercial sure endlessly running when I was a US home.
That's the number where you can call Miami Herald and have them on Yeah,
call Miami heralds JJ, get him on the one. I think it still
is the number to the Miami Herald, unless that's another commercial. Uh.
Anyway, Miami cops arrest teens after fireworks riots fights erupted at a base side
marketplace. I mean that's what happened, or some extraterrestrial life form. Yeah,
and then media is not prepared to report on this, right and whatever.
The government communication response team you know, who immediately gets the info out
to these quote reputable sources and gets them to cover up the seven to ten
foot aliens that were strolling by the sharper image at the Bayside mall. I
mean, we want to try your new massage chair. It looks amazing.
When will this guy get it? Does this come in triple large? I'm
ten feet tall. This guy has been in there for twenty minutes. There
are other people shopping here. Just watch Killers of the Flower Moon. Don't
make me go to the Brooks Side lady behind me kept telling me to move
Brookstone. Yeah. I mean that's the number one thing that The top two
things trending right now on my Twitter feed are Aliens and Rogers. So vindicated
Aaron. Now, there's one video that from a helicopter or something for some
apartment across the street that they claim you can see a gray, shadowy,
gigantic figure between two of the police cars. It's a Santa Claus inflatable that
they're just packing up for the winner they saw a shadow of. I mean,
these are some huge inflatables these days. It's a giant dasher. I
mean, I don't know. But then it goes back to one of my
biggest pet peeves or issues or whatever, is how this all works, this
social media stuff, and it all is just this machine to make us all
insane. Because I think it's one TikTok user who claims to be he was
at the mall and he's all serious. He's leaning forward. He's like,
man, no, cap I gotta tell you what happened, you know,
And he says that I saw it look behind me and there was like a
shadowy figure, but then it was solid, and he's, you know,
a fine young actor or a man speaking the truth, I suppose, and
he tells you what he saw, and he's like, yeah, the kids
started freaking out waving sticks and someone had a gun, and they're like trying
to protect everybody from these aliens. And then there's one hundred or maybe one
thousand tweets and articles and references that all reference this one TikTok that say,
dude, TikTok users saw this, and then there's another, and it just
compounds itself and it just comes down to one person saying something. And now
an actual little event that happened, you know, had required a large police
presence and led to a four arrests, is knocked way down the list of
news available to do. There were aliens and they found him, and they
shut down airspace and police scanners in Miami. This is my problem with modern
day conspiracy theorists or this type of stuff that you're talking about. Back in
the day, if you've got a bad picture of Bigfoot, you know what,
the camera technology is not caught up. I look, if if we
we have a whole show that's ghost hunters, you know, we're in night
vision and we're just trying to get a little reality TV show going on one
of the networks. Okay, cool, this this is breaking. Show me
the picture. We all have phones, now show me the picture of the
alien. It will be very clear. These phone cameras are very good.
Now give it to me, give me something more than nothing. And they
just get fed, fed, fed more things to make them dig. And
I the number one thing I think people need in life. And I'm not
talking to everyone out there. I'm talking to people who kind of just start
sparking up stuff and need this. Maybe Aaron Rodgers is one of these people.
Get a freaking hobby man, because once you get a hobby or two,
you are not cut up in a world of searching and hoping and living
on every new breaking, possible conspiracy. Now that turns into your hobby.
But that's not a real hobby. Hobby exactly, and it's an easy hobby
that you can be seated and to evolve what you're what you're talking about,
Kevin, you're asking for We'll give me the photo. Well, I mean,
in the in this day and age, people are so good at photo
editing, and with AI involved, you can create a fake photo that looks
absolutely realistic. So I'm surprised by now there aren't already accompanying photos to kind
of validate this false, false claim, you know, And then you get
into the whole thing to where you can actually trick your own mind. Reasonable
uh, reasonably thinking people can actually trick their own mind to think, well,
what if they're right? You know, what if well, when you
apply it to aliens specifically, that's the perfect storm. What if they really
are covering this up of those because this thing was just a big cover I
completely believe there are other beings, you know whatever. And we've talked about
that. Mm hmm. So yeah, and I think it's not out of
the realm that in our lifetimes there will be some sort of contact. I
mean, I don't know, but if you have that seed anywhere in you,
which I admitted I do, then you can apply it to the conspiracy
or the cover up and all this and get yourself to a spot where you
might believe anything. I mean, hey, there may someday be aliens that
come down and want to go shopping at Bayside Mall. It's lovely, yeah.
Can I found a thing the other day and it was like nineteen twenty
four predictions for the year twenty twenty four, because if you look really closely
at what has happened in the first five days of the year, and maybe
I'm thinking too much of the Gypsy Roast story, but you definitely are Epstein's
stuff. Aaron Rodgers versus Jimmy Kimmel aliens at a mall in Miami. I
mean, there's been a bunch of weird crap Stanley Cup chaos that has nothing
to do with hockey. Yeah, your log sheet for stories that we'll tell
at the end of this year is it's going to take a full segment to
get through January. Now. Predictions in twenty twenty four from nineteen twenty four,
horses will no longer exist like at all. This is a headline the
Future of the Horse from nineteen twenty four. The Sciences says that the horse
is to be extinct, and he sets the date a century hints And you
know what kind of made sense to me though, because back then you needed
to ride horses a little more. We still weren't fully in a car world,
so that I was thinking, no, the need for horses was just
pretty much farming and ranching and transportation. And now here we are one hundred
years, and we don't need horses for transportation, so it is kind of
amazing that the horse still lives. See. The weirdest thing with all this
is the trick to of the people who, much like the Joker in Batman,
just want to watch the world burn. And those are the people that
make those TikTok videos, you know they they And then there's the clout you
get from TikTok or whatever your social media thing is that you're like, screw
it, all right, what do we got? Oh? I got this
and you just make this thing up. And then that's also kind of fun.
Yeah, there's juice involve right as you kind of set a fire and
stand back and go to the parking garage across the street and stare at the
flame and slowly easier shorts down. Yeah, the world is ye digital arsonists,
right, dude, exactly right, digital arsenal arsonists. That's perfect.
And then the guy who made that TikTok is sitting back like, oh my
god, look what I did. It's trending. And their ability to be
concealed, their ability to make things look more real than they are, which
in most cases is not real at all. It's just going to continue to
create more chaos, more noise, more disinformation, more confusion. Yes,
and it makes you really concerned for the next next generation. Yeah, they're
going to what world? Are they going to grow up? In their fault?
No, it's not even their fault. It's because we just as a
humanity, weren't ready for all this. Yeah, because all of this stuff
is growing at such an exponential speed and rate that is far beyond our ability
as human beings and our emotional and intellectual intelligence to keep up with it.
Yeah. So that's that's why, I guarantee that's why in nineteen twenty four
they're predicting the extinction of horses because cars only been you know, really around
for about maybe fifteen, I mean twenty at the most years, and they're
thinking, oh my god, now this is the new thing. Little did
they know that one hundred years later, we're still going to be using the
exact same technology to propel these automobiles that they were then. So yes,
in certain aspects we haven't advanced at all, But in other aspects we really
have, and we just our little tiny human brains cannot keep up. A
scientist didn't. That makes us insane. Nineteen twenty four, are predicted that
men's legs would be would wither away from under use due to lack of exercise
thanks to the automobile. Blame it everything on the car. Back then,
that's all they knew. The car was a big deal. The car was
our TikTok in nineteen twenty four. Yeah right, I mean that was.
And I think all of these things, what we're going through now and even
one hundred years ago, the base level of all of this stuff is fear.
People are afraid of the things that they don't understand or know, and
that's inherent. Well, as we told easily stoked, as we told you
yesterday on the show, there's nothing to fear because the afterlife is filmed with
just a lot of sex, that's right, texts and heaven and hell.
So anyway, what happened in Miami? Was it just teens? And was
it aliens? Or was Chris Bosh just trying to get ahead of Valentine's Day
and get a sale at the Bayside mall? Maybe Miami Haro, I'm looking
for a tennis bracelet. Birthdays Kristin Cavaliery thirty seven, Jay Cutler, Yes,
not anymore, I know but that was I thought this was a Word
Association birthday edition. Yeah, okay, Jay Cutler was that NFL quarterback,
modern NF modern ish NFL quarterback that you would most likely expect to be caught
on the sidelines smoking a cig. Okay, there's something that makes me think
I kind of hate him, but there's something that makes me think he would
be like a good broadcaster if he just did that. I don't care,
you know, And in games there could be something fun there. He has
a mugshot face. Yeah, he does, like no matter how you know,
prepared he is for the photo. It looks like a mugshot. And
he's one of the fathers of sec hair, right, Yes, he wore
beaver hair. Yeah. Absolutely. Dead Mouse is forty three techno dance party.
And if you're not up to date or trendy like me, you would
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put her in a fat suit on mad Men? Yeah? Absolutely. People
started making fat Betty songs on the internet. Fat Betty I bailed on mad
Man. Betty Draper, Oh my god, I've seen it like seven times.
Yeah, don't beat on it. I mean stick with it and just
kind of sleep through parts parts of the episodes Nomember eating in an olive garden.
Don't tell me what to do? Uh. Fargo, though, Fargo
Season five had a lull in the middle, but it's ending on some serious
fastball. It started Fire first four episodes, Fire episodes five, six,
seven just kind of get you going in an eight and we have two up.
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flirting with it. You're going to love Bradley Cooper's forty nine. To a
friend of mine, the Great Jesse cubinat who uh the Big Bills fan said
he loved Maestro. Oh that's new right, Yes, it was on Netflix.
Bradley Cooper's forty nine. We'll have a little Golden Globe giveaway situation at
nine o'clock. You can call in and have a chance to win mystery prizes
and team up with us. Marilyn Mansion's fifty five. You know, if
I ever saw him in public, I would say, what's up? Brian?
Is that his name? His name is Brian Warner. He's no different
than the rest of us. He just thought, man, I'm just gonna
put on a bunch of makeup. But then he he did some bad things
too, though, so allegedly. Wasn't he married to Rose McGowan. Yeah?
I saw her outside of Madison Square Garden after a Radiohead concert. She
had a fully shaved head. Really yeah. I did a double take,
and that's pretty cool. Did you introduce yourself? Uh No, I just
joke O rub Heads, I did. Yeah, she saw me. She's
like ball girls, bring it here, bring it here, and we touched
foreheads forehead dappt. Yeah, what wasn't the rumor that touched foreheads? And
said Nan Nan and walked away. Dude was cracked up, laughing and went
went along our way. Wasn't Marilyn Manson the kid from a Wonder Years Now?
Okay, that's where it all starts, is the Richard Gears and the
Rod Stewarts and saying Marilyn Manson was the Wonder Years kid. And now think
all this, you're feeding into America's disinformation problem. Mike, I'm a digital
arsonist. Ted Lang seventy six, love Boot, Diane Keaton's seventy eight was
Ted Lang? Uh? Was he the bartender guy? No? Ted Lane
was Gopher? Wasn't he? I don't know? He wasn't dog? Yeah,
No, Ted Lane was the bartender guy. Was his name? Was
he Isaac Isaac? Yea, yeah, I never saw it. I saw
dude in college in blackface, dressed as Isaac the Bartender. He definitely don't
want that. He had a perfect suit on. It looks sort of incredible,
and then people wouldn't know who he is, and he would open up
his jacket and it was a beautiful picture of Isaac the Bartender in case you
were wondering, Yeah, because I you know, just it's not like the
most Yeah. And I I scolded him, and I grabbed a rag and
I cleaned it and I said, you're scumming. You're no friend of mine.
Disgraced the broadcaster Charlie Rose. At least some of what you just said
eighty two today, you definitely think it was me as Isaac, which I
promise it was not. I knew a guy. Charlie Rose had about thirty
five women accuse him of stuff, including one who said he invited her into
his apartment or house and he said stay here, and then got in the
shower, made her wait and then walked out and naked. And lastly the
freshman move, it shouldn't do that. Yeah, you know he was Charlie
Rose and in twenty seventeen he thought he could get away with everything all those
years, and then they all came for him at once, and he probably
did some of it at age ninety three. Today the final bird? The
other day? Am I eating ice cream? Robert Duval's ninety three? And
didn't you add your second line to your Robert Duval got to set a match
tires coal next year on his birthday, you had a third line. Yeah,
the next thing, you know, maybe by the time you're one hundred,
you'll have a complete impression. You'll have a whole sentence. We keep
this up, we can win the day Tota's coal. I don't make up
creak, he would say, eating ice cream, you got that dam and
Tom Cruise goes o ice dream. H thought you might want something, but
I don't know if the company is gonna like it too much? Says a
little bit. I don't know it's good in that movie? Is Randy Quaid?
Now, if we don't have time for that. Jesus, are you
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