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it's time for this. Thank you. But you guys wake up in the

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morning, and one of the first
things you do while you evacuate before after

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during is just look at uh Twitter, Internet, whatever, and just see

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trending right like what's happening overnight.
We've got a show starting in like an

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hour. Gotta know what I missed, right standard every day, every day,

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So I do that, and I
see Aliens and Miami Mall both trending.

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I'm like, all right, I'll
go and as a detective part time

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and and Florida man full time,
full time. Yeah, take a look.

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I gotta find out what's up.
So I click it, and you

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know this, it'll probably be gone
in an hour, but that this is

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the story of the morning. And
I'm like, all right, what do

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we got? So I'm gonna read
you. I'm not going to speed read

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you. Kind of two articles because
one of them is very easy to find

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when you click on What's going on
today, and the other one you have

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to do some research and not much, but you know, just googling and

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search things. So again, these
are this one's not exactly from a reputable

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source, but the website looks nice
and the headline is space aliens attack Miami.

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Social media reports, creatures at mall
and massive police response. So if

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you just go on your Twitter and
look up the latest and click on the

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top result, this is what you'll
learn. Miami, Florida, in a

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recent incident of local mall. Social
media reports and videos surface claiming an attack

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by large creatures, prompting a significant
response from the Miami Police Department. According

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to eyewitnesses, these creatures were described
as being seven to ten feet tall,

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leading to a shutdown of air traffic
in the Miami area, with only police

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helicopters reportedly remaining operational. Sparse reports
also mentioned the sighting of unidentified flying objects.

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One social media post detail the alleged
events, asserting that seven to ten

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foot tall creatures were involved in some
sort of incident in the mall. The

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post further claim that a substantial number
of police officers responded, resulting in the

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closure of the airport and a power
outage affecting both the mall and approximately sixty

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thousand nearby residents. Additionally, it
was mentioned that police scanners were temporarily disabled,

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and notably local and national mainstream media
outlets have not reported on these events.

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Ope, so if you wake up
bleary eyed and want to know the

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news of the day and you click
on the number one option, that's one

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of the things you get. Maybe
they were just trying to get there early

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for the Starbucks Gallantines cups. They
want them, all need them. That

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penguin too expensive on eBay. It
fits in the space ship cup holder nicely

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perfect. I don't know why he
was like that spout and then I'm like

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all right, and look, even
even being tired in the morning and checking

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out, the ice is still frozen
after re entry. Sorry, and Kat

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got one. He needed another one. He just squeezed it in time,

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ran out on the buzzer shot clock. New topic evolved and then associated with

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this article. There are some images
some videos of the Bayside Mall in Miami,

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Yeah, which is right kind of
written near downtown, right on Discayne

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Bay, and what appears to be
hundreds of police cars. It was a

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sight to see, honestly, the
amount of police presence at this thing.

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Oh my whoa. Let's find out
why they were actually there, all right?

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And then a one second search says
for arrested, which is a loan

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number four arrested after lighting fireworks causing
panic at Florida shopping spens and they ascertained

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that there were ten foot aliens.
That's right. I mean one of the

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first tweet take at from someone today
was are you guys going to talk about

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this? And they've got video of
the police presence at the mall, right,

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and it is a lot, It
is a lot. Let me just

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zip through this local police presidences spotted
at Bayside Marketplace late Monday, which led

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to four arrests. According to the
suspects of rest reports, officers were called

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to the area in reference to a
large group of juveniles who were quote causing

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a riot inside the mall. They
were lighting fireworks causing panic. Witnesses said

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that some juveniles were throwing fireworks at
each other and into the air. The

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group entered multiple businesses caused damage to
the stores. Police had a large fight

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also broke out between the juveniles,
some of whom may have been armed with

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some kind of sticks. Some businesses
were asked temporary clothes in order to allow

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officers to clear them all. So
that's what really happened. Okay, what

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outlet reported that this is a click
Orlando dot com. But this is just

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an aggregate article. I mean,
it's in the Miami Herald. I just

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don't have an account. There are
people that will say that the first article

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you read is the real truth,
right, that's sort of what we want

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to talk about. Yeah, and
they all of the the CNNs, the

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Miami heralds right here they go,
here they go, this is the fake

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news. Miami Herald is the biggest
newspaper in in Miami. Obviously one eight

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hundred four four one O four four
four. Wait, that's the phone number

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because I remember the commercial sure endlessly
running when I was a US home.

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That's the number where you can call
Miami Herald and have them on Yeah,

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call Miami heralds JJ, get him
on the one. I think it still

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is the number to the Miami Herald, unless that's another commercial. Uh.

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Anyway, Miami cops arrest teens after
fireworks riots fights erupted at a base side

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marketplace. I mean that's what happened, or some extraterrestrial life form. Yeah,

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and then media is not prepared to
report on this, right and whatever.

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The government communication response team you know, who immediately gets the info out

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to these quote reputable sources and gets
them to cover up the seven to ten

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foot aliens that were strolling by the
sharper image at the Bayside mall. I

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mean, we want to try your
new massage chair. It looks amazing.

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When will this guy get it?
Does this come in triple large? I'm

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ten feet tall. This guy has
been in there for twenty minutes. There

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are other people shopping here. Just
watch Killers of the Flower Moon. Don't

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make me go to the Brooks Side
lady behind me kept telling me to move

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Brookstone. Yeah. I mean that's
the number one thing that The top two

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things trending right now on my Twitter
feed are Aliens and Rogers. So vindicated

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Aaron. Now, there's one video
that from a helicopter or something for some

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apartment across the street that they claim
you can see a gray, shadowy,

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gigantic figure between two of the police
cars. It's a Santa Claus inflatable that

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they're just packing up for the winner
they saw a shadow of. I mean,

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these are some huge inflatables these days. It's a giant dasher. I

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mean, I don't know. But
then it goes back to one of my

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biggest pet peeves or issues or whatever, is how this all works, this

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social media stuff, and it all
is just this machine to make us all

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insane. Because I think it's one
TikTok user who claims to be he was

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at the mall and he's all serious. He's leaning forward. He's like,

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man, no, cap I gotta
tell you what happened, you know,

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And he says that I saw it
look behind me and there was like a

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shadowy figure, but then it was
solid, and he's, you know,

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a fine young actor or a man
speaking the truth, I suppose, and

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he tells you what he saw,
and he's like, yeah, the kids

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started freaking out waving sticks and someone
had a gun, and they're like trying

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to protect everybody from these aliens.
And then there's one hundred or maybe one

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thousand tweets and articles and references that
all reference this one TikTok that say,

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dude, TikTok users saw this,
and then there's another, and it just

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compounds itself and it just comes down
to one person saying something. And now

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an actual little event that happened,
you know, had required a large police

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presence and led to a four arrests, is knocked way down the list of

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news available to do. There were
aliens and they found him, and they

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shut down airspace and police scanners in
Miami. This is my problem with modern

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day conspiracy theorists or this type of
stuff that you're talking about. Back in

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the day, if you've got a
bad picture of Bigfoot, you know what,

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the camera technology is not caught up. I look, if if we

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we have a whole show that's ghost
hunters, you know, we're in night

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vision and we're just trying to get
a little reality TV show going on one

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of the networks. Okay, cool, this this is breaking. Show me

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the picture. We all have phones, now show me the picture of the

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alien. It will be very clear. These phone cameras are very good.

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Now give it to me, give
me something more than nothing. And they

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just get fed, fed, fed
more things to make them dig. And

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I the number one thing I think
people need in life. And I'm not

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talking to everyone out there. I'm
talking to people who kind of just start

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sparking up stuff and need this.
Maybe Aaron Rodgers is one of these people.

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Get a freaking hobby man, because
once you get a hobby or two,

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you are not cut up in a
world of searching and hoping and living

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on every new breaking, possible conspiracy. Now that turns into your hobby.

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But that's not a real hobby.
Hobby exactly, and it's an easy hobby

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that you can be seated and to
evolve what you're what you're talking about,

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Kevin, you're asking for We'll give
me the photo. Well, I mean,

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in the in this day and age, people are so good at photo

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editing, and with AI involved,
you can create a fake photo that looks

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absolutely realistic. So I'm surprised by
now there aren't already accompanying photos to kind

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of validate this false, false claim, you know, And then you get

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into the whole thing to where you
can actually trick your own mind. Reasonable

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uh, reasonably thinking people can actually
trick their own mind to think, well,

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what if they're right? You know, what if well, when you

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apply it to aliens specifically, that's
the perfect storm. What if they really

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are covering this up of those because
this thing was just a big cover I

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completely believe there are other beings,
you know whatever. And we've talked about

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that. Mm hmm. So yeah, and I think it's not out of

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the realm that in our lifetimes there
will be some sort of contact. I

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mean, I don't know, but
if you have that seed anywhere in you,

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which I admitted I do, then
you can apply it to the conspiracy

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or the cover up and all this
and get yourself to a spot where you

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might believe anything. I mean,
hey, there may someday be aliens that

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come down and want to go shopping
at Bayside Mall. It's lovely, yeah.

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Can I found a thing the other
day and it was like nineteen twenty

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four predictions for the year twenty twenty
four, because if you look really closely

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at what has happened in the first
five days of the year, and maybe

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I'm thinking too much of the Gypsy
Roast story, but you definitely are Epstein's

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stuff. Aaron Rodgers versus Jimmy Kimmel
aliens at a mall in Miami. I

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mean, there's been a bunch of
weird crap Stanley Cup chaos that has nothing

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to do with hockey. Yeah,
your log sheet for stories that we'll tell

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at the end of this year is
it's going to take a full segment to

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get through January. Now. Predictions
in twenty twenty four from nineteen twenty four,

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horses will no longer exist like at
all. This is a headline the

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Future of the Horse from nineteen twenty
four. The Sciences says that the horse

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is to be extinct, and he
sets the date a century hints And you

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know what kind of made sense to
me though, because back then you needed

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to ride horses a little more.
We still weren't fully in a car world,

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so that I was thinking, no, the need for horses was just

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pretty much farming and ranching and transportation. And now here we are one hundred

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years, and we don't need horses
for transportation, so it is kind of

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amazing that the horse still lives.
See. The weirdest thing with all this

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is the trick to of the people
who, much like the Joker in Batman,

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just want to watch the world burn. And those are the people that

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make those TikTok videos, you know
they they And then there's the clout you

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get from TikTok or whatever your social
media thing is that you're like, screw

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it, all right, what do
we got? Oh? I got this

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and you just make this thing up. And then that's also kind of fun.

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Yeah, there's juice involve right as
you kind of set a fire and

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stand back and go to the parking
garage across the street and stare at the

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flame and slowly easier shorts down.
Yeah, the world is ye digital arsonists,

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right, dude, exactly right,
digital arsenal arsonists. That's perfect.

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And then the guy who made that
TikTok is sitting back like, oh my

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god, look what I did.
It's trending. And their ability to be

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concealed, their ability to make things
look more real than they are, which

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in most cases is not real at
all. It's just going to continue to

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create more chaos, more noise,
more disinformation, more confusion. Yes,

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and it makes you really concerned for
the next next generation. Yeah, they're

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going to what world? Are they
going to grow up? In their fault?

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No, it's not even their fault. It's because we just as a

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humanity, weren't ready for all this. Yeah, because all of this stuff

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is growing at such an exponential speed
and rate that is far beyond our ability

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as human beings and our emotional and
intellectual intelligence to keep up with it.

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Yeah. So that's that's why,
I guarantee that's why in nineteen twenty four

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they're predicting the extinction of horses because
cars only been you know, really around

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for about maybe fifteen, I mean
twenty at the most years, and they're

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thinking, oh my god, now
this is the new thing. Little did

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they know that one hundred years later, we're still going to be using the

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exact same technology to propel these automobiles
that they were then. So yes,

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in certain aspects we haven't advanced at
all, But in other aspects we really

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have, and we just our little
tiny human brains cannot keep up. A

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scientist didn't. That makes us insane. Nineteen twenty four, are predicted that

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men's legs would be would wither away
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thanks to the automobile. Blame it
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that's all they knew. The car
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our TikTok in nineteen twenty four.
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one hundred years ago, the base
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that's inherent. Well, as we
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yesterday on the show, there's nothing
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just a lot of sex, that's
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So anyway, what happened in Miami? Was it just teens? And was

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it aliens? Or was Chris Bosh
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and get a sale at the Bayside
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for a tennis bracelet. Birthdays Kristin
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not anymore, I know but that
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Association birthday edition. Yeah, okay, Jay Cutler was that NFL quarterback,

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modern NF modern ish NFL quarterback that
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on the sidelines smoking a cig.
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I kind of hate him, but
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a mugshot face. Yeah, he
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prepared he is for the photo.
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beaver hair. Yeah. Absolutely.
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have pronounced that dead mouth five because
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mouse? When you say you pluralize
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oh. Fat Madam January Jones forty
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put her in a fat suit on
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started making fat Betty songs on the
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Man. Betty Draper, Oh my
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kind of sleep through parts parts of
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Season five had a lull in the
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fastball. It started Fire first four
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My god, my god, flirting
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flirting with it. You're going to
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friend of mine, the Great Jesse
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he loved Maestro. Oh that's new
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Bradley Cooper's forty nine. We'll have
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nine o'clock. You can call in
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and team up with us. Marilyn
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I ever saw him in public,
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Is that his name? His name
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than the rest of us. He
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put on a bunch of makeup.
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too, though, so allegedly.
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I saw her outside of Madison Square
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had a fully shaved head. Really
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and that's pretty cool. Did you
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joke O rub Heads, I did. Yeah, she saw me. She's

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like ball girls, bring it here, bring it here, and we touched

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foreheads forehead dappt. Yeah, what
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said Nan Nan and walked away.
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went along our way. Wasn't Marilyn
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Rod Stewarts and saying Marilyn Manson was
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all this, you're feeding into America's
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arsonist. Ted Lang seventy six,
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Ted Lang? Uh? Was he
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was Gopher? Wasn't he? I
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No, Ted Lane was the bartender
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he Isaac Isaac? Yea, yeah, I never saw it. I saw

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dude in college in blackface, dressed
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want that. He had a perfect
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and then people wouldn't know who he
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his jacket and it was a beautiful
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were wondering, Yeah, because I
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most Yeah. And I I scolded
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I cleaned it and I said,
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Disgraced the broadcaster Charlie Rose. At
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eighty two today, you definitely think
it was me as Isaac, which I

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promise it was not. I knew
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five women accuse him of stuff,
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his apartment or house and he said
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shower, made her wait and then
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freshman move, it shouldn't do that. Yeah, you know he was Charlie

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Rose and in twenty seventeen he thought
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years, and then they all came
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did some of it at age ninety
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other day? Am I eating ice
cream? Robert Duval's ninety three? And

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didn't you add your second line to
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tires coal next year on his birthday, you had a third line. Yeah,

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the next thing, you know,
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you'll have a complete impression. You'll
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this up, we can win the
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creak, he would say, eating
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Tom Cruise goes o ice dream.
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I don't know if the company is
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little bit. I don't know it's
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Now, if we don't have time
for that. Jesus, are you

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talking about Kingpin? Cowboys missed out
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something, but they got big news
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this weekend and what it all means
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