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The Downbeat on ninety seven to one
The Freak. Okay, tomorrow, speak

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easy at Mike's Gemini Twin, and
then we're gonna have the Freak Miss gift

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rift beginning around four point thirty.
It's kind of secret s hand of stuff

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with gifts and things like that.
You have your gifts. I do your

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gift. I do. I gotta
wrap it but or put it in a

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bag or whatever we're doing, but
yes, I do it. Mind,

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let's go down tomorrow. Be tuned
in for that. We'll continue the clip

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of your clip show count down tomorrow. I've got the twenty twenty three death

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song tomorrow. Yeah, cool stuff
tomorrow. Yes, it's all happening.

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Give you our predictions for Cowboys egues. We'll do all the things that we

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normally do as well, but I'll
still kind of have a little fun this

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week too. Now also the Downbeat. Make sure you do this. At

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So yeah, man Instagram at ninety
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specific giveaway today. It's allow that
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about the Kevin Hart tickets. Well, it's time for oh yeah, it

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hand it to This is our last
week of the year that the three of

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us are all together, so that's
why we're doing something look back stuff.

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And yeah, one of the things
we want to look back on is some

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of the songs that Ding has singed
over the course of the year. And

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here, what am I doing?
Open? What do you mean to have

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an open? Do it? He
hasn't open? Attune this the other Okay,

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if you like the taste of onion
rings, then you're gonna like ding

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sings. If you like to eat
chicken wings, you also really enjoy ding

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sings. And if your favorite club
is a ping, then you'll love ding

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sing Ding sings, d things keep
going. Everybody loves ding sings. Ding

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sings, ding sings, everybody ding
ling. That's really all. Oh no,

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JJ, you were up next,
got one. Let's do it.

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Let's do it. Let's do a
second stance on the perfectable time. It's

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not valuable, really, it really
isn't. You're right, this time is

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not valuable. All right? This
arented in y'all's minds a second segment,

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Part two. We did this on
Tuesday, I believe, and we looked

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back at the year of ridiculous songs
that I either was saddled with a signed

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or chose on my own to record
and bring to the radio station. And

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some of these have connections to the
radio station specific some were challenges. You

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got a couple of these that are
challenges. If you remember back when you

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and I were on afternoons with Michael
Reiner. I came up with this idea

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that I would take three was it
three? It was three random topics or

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subjects. Yep. It could come
from anywhere, and we put them together

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and I'd have to write a song
about these three things and then present it

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and we would pull a genre bucket. Oh yeah, the genret three random

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dumb topics and then pull the genre
out of a bucket. He would have

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like a week to create what always
turned out to be an incredible song with

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just those topics in that genre.
Here's one now, look, I don't

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have I think I probably wrote these
on a legal pad and didn't put the

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topics in my notes, my digital
notes to say. So I'm gonna play

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these just kind of cold, this
one and maybe you can help me,

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Mikey. This one is just simply
titled Curasao. Okay, I remember that,

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and kurrasoo was not one of your
words. But this was like a

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Dylan style, yeah, and it
had But if there's like three different topics,

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boy, I don't remember, but
I remember one of the topics was

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middle management radio middle management, meddling
in the affairs of programming. So so

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that's in there now somewhere. Oh, it's fine, we're all having a

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good time. Uh So this one
is I think in the vein of Bob

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Dylan. This one is called Curasal
and it goes something like this. So

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I'm want say in the kitchen,
what's smo. I can't wait to hit

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dinnfl He's a big old man pots
and fans. We got a Woods mood

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in his big gass hands beating loaf, spaghetti, pork and beans, caveardco

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shrimp, mac and cheese. On, my guy, what's a rock cooking?

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And die? What's the rocks cooking? The night? That was the

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first one, first challenge, what's
the rock actually cook in? Track?

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I left my job, tried to
retire my nine com bean had yet expired.

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That's about when I got when they're
gonna flip the eagles? Could I

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join in? It sounded good thing, But every day now suits up fast

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and where they shouldn't be allowed.
My gud should have booted cured his side.

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All right, take it for me. I've all been warned you should

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never stretch a rubber on a big
bull horn. I know what you're thinking

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to show up fun. Speaking for
myself, it should never be done.

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Me and my buddies we got real
bored the next thing we knew belly's got

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going on? My guy, My
test, its all over the floors,

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stretching a rubber over the horn of
a bull ring. Ye, and you

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have to bring it all together,
working there to bring show as a drag

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and all of your waist goes into
a bag. I should have never tussled

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with that old pull beside me in
hell when my belly getting pulled them all

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of that food sept the Wayne.
It's also delicious, but I have to

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be pain risky beans kyli pie.
I eat it all up and ned and

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all of that. The top of
all of this is due named Paul critiques

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my work while I'm sitting in the
stall over my guy. I'm gonna just

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stand it all. Oh my guying, gonna just stand it all. Oh

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my guy, I'm gonna just stand
good all my Okay, you play the

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harmonica too, huh not, Well, it's perfect in such a modest mouse

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all the time. Yeah, everybody's
better at me than everything. There's what.

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It's jack of all trades, master
of none. Here's okay. A

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couple of the next two are from
news stories, huge news stories, and

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these happened like within days of one
another. One of them was at a

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story about a delta flight that was
on its way somewhere Atlanta or coming out

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of Atlanta, I don't remember,
and they had to make the flight turn

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around in land because somebody had diarrhea
and diarrhea all over the plane and the

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aisles were just a sea of diarrhea. Yes, Yeah, diarrhea is so

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bad they had to divert the plane. Yeah, so I figured what better

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way to present this, you know, important news story than in a song

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that also coincided with the death of
Jimmy Buffett. So we brought these two

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worlds together and allowed them to collide
in a Jimmy Buffett parody called Diarrheasville.

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There's diarrhel over the platform with the
audio. Didn't A Mile had a new

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idea. We had a padre had
diary all the way to the airplaying film

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three. Wanted to come back to
the land flying on Delta stuff, don't

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get felt. I grabbed my buns
and hit it straight down the aisle.

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Something was brewing. My intestines were
stue and my stomach lining was coded in

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Mile flying to Spain again a diarrhea
field between Spain. Yeah, I was

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in pain before the plane could depart. Some people claim I was on a

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bolt aim. Now we know it
was more than a fart. Don't know

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the reason. Maybe improper seasoning.
My burritos filled with spicy tofu. Why

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thinning out of my booty? It
was liquefied to you. It built up

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the cabin and ruin their shoes.
You are fl riving in pain again in

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diarrhea, feel double over suffering through
this gastric assault. Some people claim I

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did it all for the fame.
That's not true. I just wish it

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would halt. Flying out of Atlanta. I should have had some my lent.

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Now everyone's mad, and I feel
like a clown. Brown one hundred

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dollars. I'm brown, minuss Is
tender. I'll need a public defender.

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As soon as they turn this bowling
around, I'm going back around that flying

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to Spain into diaryha Bill, I
was in pain before the plane could depart.

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Some people claim I was on a
bul aim. Now we know Aim.

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It was more than a fart.
You head diary airplane all the way

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through the airplane. That's the pilot. And if you saw the video the

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video, I mean, how much
how much product could come out of a

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human being? But it go down
the aisle of the plane, Like how

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bad could it be to turn this
plane around? We're headed for Spain.

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But then you saw it, yeah, and I can see it. We're

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going home ready? How much burne
juice? Good gosh, you started it

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with flying on delta, stuffed on
geffelta. Nothing rhymed with geffeltata or delta.

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That's the only food you could find
that rhyme with nearly rhyme with delta.

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Even rhyme zone dot Com couldn't help
me on that. Yeah, Melba,

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he ate so much geffelta fish,
shelta fish and obscure no one.

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My god. All right, another
big news story that just captivated all of

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us. I mean, this was
probably my favorite news story of the entire

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year. Really was the Cavalcante story. Yes, the guy that crab walked

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out of a damn prison and went
on the lamb for what like it seemed

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like what two weeks. Yeah,
he was about four foot eleven. Yeah,

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it was real tiny by one.
And they found him in a tent

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somewhere. You know what's funny,
I don't remember him in a barn.

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Yeah, I don't know. See, that's the thing is, we don't

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remember all of the details shed the
song. That's what my whole point is.

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That's the great thing about mortalizing these
stories into a ballad and it becomes

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kind of part of folklore, and
that's how you remember how do you know

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the ABC's ABC? How do you
remember the story of Cavalcante in song,

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I love looking back at the stuff. This is right, man, doesn't

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why they do this? You forget
details you do, something will come up

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and you'll go, oh, yeah, that's right. I remember that he

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included detail in Eagles Jersey on Lo, this is our cowboy's eagles pre Yeah,

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because this happened in what Jersey?
Or Macarthy's listening in his hospital bed.

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Oh, in northern Chester County,
late one fateful night, Pennsylvania troopers

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stood Fitgerland. They were ready for
a fight. Lieutenant Colonel Bivens had a

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master plan to unfold. Now we
tell the story of the capture, oh

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so bold in the dark of the
night, our story unfolds Damlo Cavalcanti,

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Oh his tail. It must be
told from a burglar along to a heat

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signal's light in the piney Pennsylvania woods
head face alone a long night, the

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heat signals spotted just around one him. They tracked the fugitive through the darkness

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like a phantomin loid. But a
storm had rolled in and the thunder and

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lightning would dance dance in the distance. They saw the tiny barn, and

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they knew they had their chair.
Welcome to the hotel contain, such a

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crazy place, what a wild escape. He crawled the woods into the hotel

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caval Conte. He stole a fan
and a gun while he was on the

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run. Starn broke in the morning
and the evening sky turned bright. Tactical

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teams moved in, concealed from sight, with surprise on their side. They

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closed in tight. Cavl Conte realized
that this was his final fight. Through

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the thick underbrush, how he tried
to flee. He had his rifle in

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hand, but now skin woold he
see? A loyal German shepherd was released,

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destined to bring him down, and
in that very moment the troopers would

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wear the victory crowd. Everyone all
right, Jesus, I forgot about the

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audio actuality stick breaking all right,
And we'll leave you with this because it

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is our next to last show of
us, all three together. Mikey's out

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next week, KT and myself will
be in all next week and then it

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is Heycasun Christmas time. I'll leave
you with a wonderful Christmas song that I

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did a number of years back.
It's an original, yeah, original Christmas

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song. And if anybody hears this
and finds it to be familiar and wants

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to send a cease and desist order. I welcome it. You can direct

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message me on Twitter and I'll give
you a proper mailing address. And it

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goes something like this. Here comes
Santa Claus. Here comes Santa Claus.

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I hear him on the roof.
Why in the hell would you park up

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there? That fat ass is such
a goof. Dad just paid to get

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the shingles replaced. Now they're all
up again. He seems half crupped.

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The back door's unlocked, so he
lets himself riding it comes Santa Claus.

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Here cuts Santa Claus, sneaking down
the hall to Daddy's liquor cabinet. Oh,

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he's going to have a ball Bourbon
shot spot on the rocks. Martini's

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Dirty and dry. Chases it down
with a handful of sandex. Santa's going

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to die. He comes Santa Claus. Here comes Santa Claus, rifling through

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Mommy's drawer, lacy thongs and plastic
dogs. Could mommy be a horror?

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Tubes of blue polaroids of dudes videos
on demand. I'm a choking back bile

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watching Santa smile as he goes through
Mommy's night stand. There goes Santa Claus.

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There goes Santa Claus, peeking in
sister's door, watching her sleep,

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not making a peep as he creeps
across the floor. She arrived from college

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late last night. Oh, it
was a wonderful scene. Now Santa peers

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at her while she sleeps, not
concerned if she's eighteen. I've had enough,

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buff, creepy drawnk Santa. Time
to make a move. I grabbed

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my father's clock from the safe,
so steely, cold and smooth Santa turns

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and sees me. Now it's time
to end this game. He's in my

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sight, so I say good night. Then I cover the wall with his

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brains. Good Bye, SANTAA cause, goodbye Santa, cause your crimes have

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been exposed. All the good boys
and girls will know of the treacherous Patthew

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Jones, your stupid white beard,
all rapi and weird will no longer be

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a fright. We've been farewell,
and I'll see you in hell because I've

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heard her. Santa tonight, I'm
murder Santa tonight. That one's for the

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kids. Merry Christmas, everyone,
God. He's basically just a thief,

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an intruder, and a rapist and
possibly possibly at least a peeper. Yea,

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oh my, there's a lot to
unpacking that one. Maybe it's best

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we not paint the wall. Let's
just let it speak for itself, stand

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on its own. Holidays everyone,
all right? Everyone, Yeah, it

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looks like to much is following us
on Instagram yesterday. Save look as that

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of it? All right, Thank
you to Andrew's American Pizza Kitchen as well

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a pizza this weekend. Coming up
next it is Clips twenty through eleven.

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The Clip of the Year Clip Show
countdown continues. Belly Laugh with us.

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Next on not He Said One the
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