It's a guy that did a super Bowl halftime show, Bruno Mars. It
was pretty good love Bruno Mars. I don't think he's got a bad song.
I think the super Bowl halftime that he did was maybe one of the
best I've ever seen, upbeat all the way through. He's an entertainer.
You knew every song, old school dance sing all. Then there was The
Weekend. Oh, I still don't know what that was about. It was
a snoozer man the Weekend. Well, I played the song for a reason.
Yeah, what ford. I've got stories from the legal profession, pettiest,
nastiest, divorced story, mean and nasty. By the way, we'll
have the kidney people on at the bottom of the hour. I screwed that
time up. That's on me. That's okay, okay. I don't think
you can play this song at weddings. I don't think really. Felix Mendelssohn's
wedding March, why not? I don't. I think that's a rule you
have to pick another. Was it written during the Antebellum I don't know.
I don't know why, but I think several weddings that were like, no,
you can't play that you have to have a certain I don't know,
churches or something. I don't know. Really, it should be public domain
by now. You would think it's got to be one hundred years older.
Give me a vindictive story. I've had a lot of younger male potential clients
come in for divorce consults with their mom. Then during the consult, the
mother does all of the talking and it's clear who actually wants the divorce.
I usually escort them. I'm out into the lobby so I can talk to
the sun. Most of the time, he's just there to appease his mom.
I've had mom's call for consults. I said, that's not how it
works. That's not how it works. Moms do know what's best, and
sometimes they do have to pick up the phone to get little Johnny motivated.
Do not take your mother to a job interview either, No, don't do
that, and we know thirty percent of millennials are doing that bringing a parent
to the interview. I don't know what to shay. I've actually talked to
some managers that have said I've actually had parents in my office asking why the
son or the daughter hasn't been it's had gotten a raise or promoted maybe because
of this, it's crazy. So he got drunk at the wedding, which
she did not like. So she decided to divorce him after the honeymoon.
Whoa wait, wait a minute, wait a minute. The groom he got
drunk. She didn't like it. She didn't like it. She decided to
divorce him after the honeymoon. She went on that alone. Moreover, this
was all an elaborate scheme of divorce robbery because the guy was loaded, and
so was his entire family. They were loaded because they were a family of
excellent lawyers. Oh boy, let's just say it did not go well for
her. Oh I guarantee it. They tore her apart. Yeah, so
she is smart and dumb at the same time. Great bingo, you got
some wedding presence out of it. In a vacation that you went on by
yourself. You're going to try to legally swindle Morgan and Morgan It's it's almost
unfair, and Isaacs it is. Lawyers are It's just unfair. They constantly
talk to regular people and go, yeah, that's not how it works exactly,
and then they know how to and they can just no matter what situation
they in they will send whatever they want a letter to anybody with their letterhead
on it that says, you know, Mumford and Sons. Whatever it is,
whatever the damn whatever the damn thing is. I don't know why I
pull that out of my head. Isn't that the printing company? Now,
they didn't have a hit for a while, so they got into the silkal
profession. Right. If I'm just saying, you send it on a letterhead,
people people pequd. They're like, who whoa, whoa, this is
on a lawyer's letterhead. He just fix it, Just fix it. I'm
a paralegal for a divorce lawyer. Our client told us he didn't clear out
the marital account after they filed, which is technically true. He took out
forty five grand left about three fitty in there. Three dollars and fifty cents.
What lied about clearing out? I want that didn't technically lie. No.
Three fifty still in the account. I knew a guy who got out
of the military at nineteen years so his ex wouldn't get half his pench Oh,
he'd rather get nothing than give half the pension to his ex if he
stayed for one more year. That's sad. That said, Now, wait
a minute. So if he does the nineteen he gets divorced, right,
he doesn't have a he doesn't get the twentieth year undercut. But all he's
got to do is go work another federal job for one more year, right,
and then he he works another year, and then he gets his pension
without having to share it with her, which is kind of evil unless she's
a you know, slut. How did you come up with that so quickly?
I had had a friend that planned a divorce for two years. It's
so quiet about it, just gathering stuff up. You've been doing this for
two years, two years? How to work? How to work out?
For him? He said, why don't? Why don't you tell me?
He goes, If I told you, it'd have been out everywhere. Oh
you're a good secret keeper, Tony. Sure, Oh you're gonna like this
one. Yeah? Oh well I no, no, a divorce because the
chewing mouth thing. He developed a complex and needed out because he couldn't bear
to eat with her. Oh, loud chewer. Loud chewing is definitely and
it's hard to have the conversation because you because the other person gets upset.
That's just like, what do you mean, because it's a little bit of
an insecure thing. What do you mean I'm allowing? And then you're trying
to talk to them as they're chewing and nodding. Can't do it, but
you just if you're really in love, don't. It grates on me so
much when you do the sound I can't even barely get through this radio segment.
Stop, please stop, just say why don't you go eat that outside?
Then come back in? Yeah, what's yeah? Bill Murray? So
not you you so, But it's not a deal breaker if you're in love,
you obviously, and this is what you're meant to be person. Come
on. I used to work as a file clerk for a divorce attorney.
Our client was trying to get full custody of her child because her husband was
quote dangerously neglectful of their son. He served spaghetti instead of turkey for Thanksgiving.
I wish I was making that up. Yeah, yeah, well,
what do we say. It's never about the massed potatoes, It's never about
the spaghetti or whatever it is. It's about something else, and she's looking
for something. But most states are now no fault correct, so it doesn't
so it doesn't matter what happened. He could have slept with whatever, all
of his secretaries, and you could have slept with the football team. Doesn't
matter. It doesn't matter. You're getting divorced, great, all right,
so split split it up. It's all about the assets. No one cares.
States I think stopped caring about whose fault it was for a long time
there. It was always in the men's on the mail side of things,
right, I mean, And then you had to pay her a certain amount
of alum money and the women always got got custody. Yeah. Absolutely,
it's true. I didn't handle the divorce. I handled parts of the aftermath
and the divorce. She went a while living in a truck somewhere. It
couldn't handle it mentally. So he gave her five of his nine companies.
Those were the ones that owed seven figures and taxes. Then he made her
the book keeper on paper. She spent decades trying to shake the I R
s Oh, that's evil. That is evil. I don't care what she
did. That is evil, like the fruid of the DEVI. But these
I'm telling you, divorce lawyers will tell you they're like good people do awful
things in these divorces. M plus there's always like a dui or a wreck
or something because people drink or they they're they're they're upset. Obviously this is
not something they want to go do. So bad things happen during divorces with
good people. True. At my very first divorce, client asked me to
hide the kitchen knives when they did their walkthrough. Oh boy, just in
case, mm hm yeah, just yeah, just in case this isn't going
well. So there's knives on the wall, and pull those out of there,
please. He argued with his new in laws during the wedding and moved
out around five am during their first night together. No way, Oh,
probably politics, right, who knows knows? It's the in laws are an
issue a lot of times. I remember Rick Patino did a press conference and
brought up like for a sports analogy. Were you there when he said,
you know, it's like your kids. You try to tell him you shouldn't
marry that person, and like one of his kids had just kind of razed,
and you're just like, you know, because he always spoke to his
players through the media, which he didn't listen to supposed to, and he
was like, yeah, you tell you kids, you know who you shouldn't
marry that person, but they marry them anyway. It's your kids. You
want to support them, right, so you're just like, what's that about?
But sometimes the parent is wrong and the people are in love and they're
still together today. That is very true. The dumbest divorce I ever sat
here lasted over two years because they refused to let each other get any ground.
They are argued for four months over who gets the Christmas ornaments? Four
months and why didn't the lawyers put a stop together to stop against it because
billable hours making money off this fight. So they're just like, no,
no, no, no no, you keep fighting for that. That's your
darn decoration. That's right said. Pro tip if you're ever in a divorce,
saying, sure, take its cheaper, there's no question, just take
it just I don't care whatever it is, it doesn't mean anything. You're
gonna start your life over anyway. This isn't like the Norman Rockwell days,
when you keep stuff forever. You get rid of stuff and get new stuff.
The magistrate I used to work for got a petition for divorce. The
reason the wife gave he should have been more forthcoming about his shortcomings in the
bedroom. Oh damn, that's just mean. That mean, this is mean?
And what about the frigid girls? No, yeah, it could have
happened. Women are just like we had sex twice in fifteen years. Wells,
shortcoming is about short or ability? No, no, no, no,
I think is well, who knows if it's both actual size issue or
he's just not very good? Tony's like I object and I beg to differ.
Well, yeah, I ain't nobody bringing in fool now. If it's
it has to be the shortcoming size, because most women are gonna look,
I gotta we're gonna get you up to speed here, mm hmm. Right.
If only there were pills for that in treatments. Geez, if there
weren't, we'd have no ad revenue. My AX once had a client who
was fighting over everything, including two five dollars plastic lawn chairs from Dollar General.
Yeah, both attorneys offered to buy four of the chairs for both spouses.
Yep, so they could get past it. Yep, they did not
agree. Wow, that just tells you that it's about hate and not about
two chairs. And do you really hate each other if you're fighting this much
are you in love though, right? You still love them? Because it's
like you're you're wanting this to continue. If you wanted to cut this off
and move on with your life, you would just do take the chairs.
But do you seriously, how do you feel? Huh? Do you really
kind of want to get back? Uh? Back? I remember our buddy
of ours and you knowing well, they were in their little divorce hearings and
in the middle of the in the middle of the day, in the middle
of the proceedings, did Dave he rolled back and leaned back in the middle
of the trod the thing trial whatever it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I love you. And she started crying and they were like, stop,
stop, you can't do that. They stopped everything that day. They
end up having sex in the parking lot. Did they get divorced? Uh?
Yeah. Uh. One more, the husband slept with his wife's sister,
then married the sister. The wife responded by marrying her ex's brother.
No, well, you know what, then, you're even I'm okay with
that, right, I think it's evil if you marry the ex bride's sister.
Unless there is this is it. There's no other person out of seven
billion people this is the one. I can see that happening, but that's
out of spite and weirdness. Don't do that to that poor girl, and
then don't do that to the family because you ruin that whole family. Find
somebody else her usage of the K cups. I guess that's coffee. Oh
yes. Mediation almost fell over with who would take the remaining K cups.
After three hours of arguing, I offered to buy them each a set.
Two hundred bucks later, I got rid of a ridiculous client has a K
cups, isn't that Yeah, that's the like the individual cups? Yeah,
yeah, yeah, no, I bet you. That's twice you've mentioned this
in this series to where the lawyers are like, we'll pay for buy you
launch, just move on. And this one doesn't surprise me. My divorce
lawyer told her the most ridiculous case involved two years of litigation over a Lego
collection. Oh boy, court cost attorney feast. It all added up to
way more than the value of the Lego collection. Now that's the first one
that actually makes sense to me, because people lose their damn mind. You're
not getting my death star, you're not getting these legos and I don't.
Again. I walk by the these places that have these giant legos, and
I don't get it. Here's the Titanic in legos. Okay, that was
five hundred dollars. Okay, and you're super and it wasn't put together yet.
In Disney they had the giant Dinosaur made of all legos. I'm like,
I'm not impressed. There are TV shows about legos. Yes, it's
a community. It is a community boring engineer types. And they always wear
shoes, the legos because they step on the always yes, totally hurt.
You'll learn that, Yeah, you don't have to wear shoes, or do
you have to wear shoes when you go to lots of hostiles. I think
it's no shoes, no service, but I'm not positive on that. You're
gonna want to put your shoes on and go in there and tour the deliciousness.
Tony. I will be there today. I'm getting some hot sandwiches for
us tonight, and then obviously I really loaded up this weekend and I kind
of need some more pasta salad. I've already gone through the Eese tortellini because
it's grabbing go. It's like one serving. I know, dude, I'm
like, oh man, what are we doing here? The cheese tortellinis,
got the cube cheese, broccoli, some other vegetables, and then the cheese
torlini, an Italian sort of sauce, of course, oh so good.
And of course in chicken, the chipolti chicken right, and that's right next
to the chicken salad, which has curry and pineapples and celery and little slivers
of almonds. The tuna salad is right there. Grab those round crackers,
yes, and loaded up with tunisalad and chicken salad. Get some homemade soup
too. The best homemade soups are right there. The deli, the coffee
shop, and of course the grocery store thirty seven seventeen Lexington Road in the
heart of Saint Matthew's is lots of pasta. Be there this app before you
go to the lake. Grab some family size yeah, pop them in the
oven. Yes, it's some good paper plates and plastic forks and you're good.
All right. Back after this, Denise Pelagren and it breaks down the
market. It's been record highs for a couple of days in a row.
We'll find out where we are today on News Radio eight forty w h A
s A Monster mash by the way off debuted in sixty two. Yes,
but it was for some reason it was on the it was on the charts
in seventy three. Must have been a movie or a TV sit like The
Hardy Brothers or something like that. Hardy Boys, Hardy Boys, the Hardy
Brothers, Smothers Brothers and the Hardy Boys mixed him up. So Denise,
that's what threw us off. Like that was confusing, but that made it
really fun because it did to do that like big about face and say wait
a minute, I think I'm going crazier. That was yeah. I was
like what and then and it is a familiar song, so obviously what's around
in seventies Monster mashed? So yeah, So sixty two is when it charted
first, and then obviously for some reason it had a resurch in seventy three,
which we got correctly. Who yeah, I know you always tell you
think I'm crazy. Dwight is too. I checked my four oh one every
once in a while like a crazy person, just like I'm fifty five.
I got a while to go what are you doing? But it is,
man, it is doing well. It is really doing well at this point,
you've really you probably have doubled your money, right, I mean it's
it's up a significant number. I just checked it. My eyes popped out.
I went, WHOA, Okay, that's why I like, you know,
anybody who has investments who isn't just you know, multi billionaires, right,
they're doing pretty well. This whole thing about people complaining about the economy,
I'm not saying they are on people suffering it, Just like I wonder
what people are looking at because if they looked at their four oh one K
or their retirement plan, if they're working class, right and they have oh
yeah, no corporations you're doing Just find any they're having record corporate You want
to explain inflation record corporate profits. And that's why that's why, right is
sky right? Inflation too? Like we spend money on three things, right,
gas groceries, well, four things, gas groceries, education, and
healthcare, that's it, and all those things have like quadrupled in cost.
If you got find a doctor, right, so there's no question. If
not find a doctor, that's the no true words have been spoken. Then
if you can find a doctor, right, there's like I mean Bloomberg has
a great healthcare plan, but for a lot of people, like just finding
someone on your plan, you can't A lot of people can't do that.
You can't do it. All right, So we are still in the green
though for the day. Is that correct for Dow at least? Okay?
So yesterday, you know, the Dow is up more than seven hundred points.
Today we have another additional one hundred and thirty four point gains. So
yeah, I mean, if your four oh one k there is invested primarily
in blue chips, you're doing great right now. S and P five hundred,
that's down about sixty. Here's the thing, guys, the Nasdaq is
down today by more than four hundred points. That is a two point three
percent drop, and that is huge. The Biden administration it's facing some pushback
to its chip crackdown on China, and sources say it has told allies it's
considering using some severe trade restrictions against China. And that's what's got like Nvidia
and a bunch of those stocks rattled. And another day, another new whiskey,
Elijah Craig, we know that name, launching Elijah Craig toasted Rye.
You remember back in seventeen eighty nine, they were the first, or at
least they claimed to chart oak barrels to make bourbon. That's why they're called
the father of bourbon. Well, now they've got this new iteration, this
toasted rye. They say it has kind of a chocolate favor, maybe a
little frisson of crembrulat, almond and hazel nut. They're very proud of it.
And I couldn't figure out how much it costs, but I'm sure it's
not super cheap. Okay, we're in the land of bourbon whiskey, and
here's the here's the well bourbon, we're actually bourbon. And here's what's happened.
The consumption of bourbon is up. It's like music. The consumption is
up. Revenue is down because you're spreading it out over too many sources.
Right, So the bigger companies, some of our bigger bourbon distributors here are
are firing people because the peak of the COVID. And then now you've got
people, we've got basket former basketball stars at U of L that have bourbon's,
we've got we've got we've got everyone's got a bourbon now, right,
everyone, right, it's not just like but he's got their own correct craft.
Correct. So bourbon drinking and consumption is up. Revenues for the big
eas are down. So that's why they come out with these attention grab right
you know, like chocolate. Okay, here's what they say, complex layers
of soft and creamy milk chocolate added to the characteristic spice notes. You got
you got me, you got me? Yeah, you got me? Okay,
you got me. I'm texting now, dude. Oh yeah, I'm
sorry to I mean start the show. You interrupting my texting. Dude.
Steve Winwood is covering for you. Okay, cool, I'm gonna go.
Okay cool. Uh, smiley face with sunglasses on or just smiley face.
It depends who you're talking to. It's the the interview we're supposed to be
doing right now. Oh gotcha? She said, Oh, I screwed up
my whole day. I'm so so so sorry. I'm saying, oh cool,
smiley face with sunglasses. So it means we're not going to do that
today. We are not. Oh, here and here's a song I had
I pulled for him. Here, Let's see if I can find it.
Here it is we're talking about kidneys. Right, yeah, so here we
go. They hell, all right, I don't know what my apologies,
it'll be in your head all day now. And I don't know why I'm
thinking of this, but my dad used to like fried chicken livers. Give
heard of that? Oh yeah, now KFC think it's indies. Yeah,
some of those places have chicken livers. She used to have them right right,
and all the stores and then if sometime during the eighties or nineties they
reduced him to one store in Okalona or something, and my dad used to
get off work and go, I need some chicken livers and he would drive
to Okalona to get his chicken livers from KFC. Becky and my wife,
the vegetarian, used to eat those. I I don't even know what does
the chicken liver look like. I don't even know it's a real little liver?
How big? How big can a chicken liver be? And I guess
they've just I guess that generation cooked everything. What if the chicken was a
drinker? Is it bigger? Well man, I don't even know if you
want to eat the chicken livers now from what they can sue, Oh,
no doubt poor chickens. Oh they get so fat so quick. Their little
legs break. Oh no, don't, it's true. They're a little legs
break and then they're on the ground. Now, I can't eat that.
And their fat bodies are on the ground because they grew too fast for the
development. Why do you do that sort of thing? I'm sorry, I'm
trying to tell you the truth. Don't turn me into a vegetarian if you
do it, if you take a tour of the Purdue Chicken manufacturing, you
won't eat chicken again. I'm not doing it now, all right, I
can't save the ones that are already in the grocery case. There are you
can buy free range chickens, and they're at least out in the you know,
right, right, they're free and stuff until one bad day they do
a salt veal once. No, don't, okay, they take the chips
they buy they buy old bags of freedolays, right, and then they but
the problem is they don't just open the bag and throw it in there.
They chew up the plastic bag and the and the Freedo lays and feed the
chickens the plastic and and the Freedo lays unless the chickens choice. At least
they could pick around that. That's not so bad. I grew up with
my family's from Key West. There was chickens in the yard all the time.
Of course, there were everywhere your chickens. There was Key West.
Don't tell me the story about grabbing a chicken and lopping his head off.
Do not tell one of those stories runs the other way. You gotta wait
for it to stop. Somebody did it as part of a Halloween competition.
Why did I bring it up? Okay, so the guy brought he brought
I won't even tell you what he did. It was so racist. He
had another per human being on a leash and he brought him up. He
was the final contestant in the Jeffersonville Halloween competition. Happened here in Louisville,
Kentucky with Uncle Ron and Troy the Morning Show. And the guy brought up
a big chunk of wood, and everybody's like, why do you have a
stump? Why do you have a stump? And out of the bag comes
a chicken. Out of his back pocket comes a hatchet. He throws the
chicken on top of the wall. He tows the chicken on top the log,
and everybody went and there's no way he's doing this. There's no way
he goes won't And you would think, well, the chickens just gonna fall
over. The chicken pops up off the log and runs down the center of
the theater with his head streaming blood out of it, down the center of
the theater and a gigantic fight broke out, broke out because this dude sat
in the front row and got blood on himself and even though the guy had
a hatchet, he went up there and just popped him right in the eye.
And then it was a melee. Did he say that's for the chicken
and that's how No, No, but I I but that's how the competition
ended. That was the less I ask myself, why why did I bring
that up? People go, people like just say something, and I was
like, I have a radio story for that. It's like, okay,
I have to tell myself, Dave, the chicken wouldn't be alive today.
That was a long time ago. Oh I'm sorry, I'm getting Middletown KFC
was the one that had chicken livers. Thank you Uncle Rick. Uh Middletown
at KFC. I thought it was Okalona, I forgot any other killing,
cute creature stories you want to get out? Oh no, I'll stop there
if you want me to please. Okay, Uh, all right, So
let's reset some of the top stories as we walked in today. Ingrid Ingrid
that yesterday went viral for the worst rendition of the national anthem in history.
We played it. It was awful. The girl comes out last night and
says, when you do this job, you check into rehab, and that's
exactly what happened. I'm not gonna be es y'all. I was drunk last
night. I'm checking myself into a facility today to get the help I need.
That was not me last I apologize to Major League Baseball, all the
fans, and this country I love so much for that rendition. I'll let
y'all know how rehab is. I hear it's super fun, Ingrid, Big
Finish Ingrid and dress and we will do this story again when she gets out
of rehab. I heard rehab is super fun. That's not a good sign
that she's gonna she's going into this with an open mind. She doesn't mean
it, that's a fact. So here's the thing she has to go to
treatment, stay in treatment, work on the damn song, and then have
the have the rehab singing of it right right. It's been done though by
Amy Wyne. How to do that? There was a Nicky Haley siding last
night at the Republican Convention on night two or is it three? I've been
night three tonight? Okay, so then tomorrow tonight is tonight, so I
think is the vice president? And then Trump talks tomorrow, right, but
Nikki Haley back in the fold, yep, yep, so is Florida boy
dessentis, yes, they're all coming together. Gets or Gates, you don't
know who that is, the large size head guy that is I'm sorry your
head is actually smaller than his. Oh cool. He is that one of
the twelve that is always causing problems. He's on the floor belligering people.
McCarthy was trying to do an interview and he walked up and is pointing at
him and calling him a liar and everything, and this kind of bigger,
older dude. He looks about sixty five, and he's standing there well,
put together his suit and all that, and he goes, hey, stop
being an a hole, and Gates gets Gates walk turns around, he gets
right in his face and goes, dude, I don't even know you,
and he goes, it doesn't matter, you don't know me. Please stop
being an a hole. It's simple. Stop being an a hole. We're
trying to bring it all together right now. Getting drunk at a convention.
We're trying to bring all this together right now, and you're on the floor
attacking people. And that's maybe a great sign for the Republicans that they are
starting to hold uh, to hold some of the ones that are outliers to
say, look, dude, you got to get into the folder or we're
moving on without you. Get on the train. Yeah, oh, get
out in the way. Bellman professor John Jones. He was fired for his
stupid tweet about missing that the shotgut was missed killing Trump. It's obviously stupid.
I am the same thing with with Tenacious DUSD has not. Jack Black
guy said the same thing on stage, Yeah A glack gas what's his name,
Kyle Gass Kyle gas Uh said something on on stage in Sydney that said
next time, don't miss and Jack Black freaked out, canceled the rest of
the tour and that, I apologize, I don't condone that kind of speech
and moved on. So good for Jack Black. I do agree with that
if he wants to do that, but I do disagree with firing people for
what you say on Twitter. We've just gotten used to it. Oh no,
he needs to be fired. Really, can we back down about ten
years or seven, eight years ago when we just didn't cancel everybody for saying
something stupid? There are a holes everywhere. They're gonna say stupid stuff.
Move on with your life. I believe there should be a suspension or holding
some people to standards, but I also don't believe that regular people should just
be fired for saying stupid stuff on the internet. So there, that's it.
Stop firing people, suspend them, publicly, flog them, whatever.
But they shouldn't be fired. Their life shouldn't be ruined because you said something
stupid. And this kid's probably twenty three to twenty four years old, probably
got his dream job, dream job or a professor at a one of the
best Catholic universities in America. I could get pats on the back from other
wackos on social media? Is that why you do that? And I'm sorry
I blame I don't blame some of the older people that don't understand social media.
This kid grew up with it. He should have known. You can't
do that. Louisville Police major is being investigated following a complaint of gender discrimination.
This is the fifth time LMBD LMPD has been in the news since May,
and we're hearing it's not going to be the last. That's not this,
ain't it that There is more coming our way LMPD that's not going to
make the department look good. And this one actually is really bad, is
what I heard yesterday. I'm not reporting on it because I don't know it
to be true. I have no sources, but one well, I'm not
going to say anything, but you know, apparently this is not going to
be it. We begged the mayor on Friday, Did we not? We
did? Can we? Can you get LMPD to not be in the news
for three weeks? That's all I'm asking? Thank you, thank you?
We agree, we agree to all right. I have to talk about several
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get the appointment. They have eighteen locations. Okay, I apologize for playing
the kidney song. I'm not going to cleanse your mind, cleanse my palate
to get that out of your head. Oh you are, you are.
It'll do it, It'll do it. You're I've safe to say you're a
terrible person for playing this song. I mean claim buck. Starting nine minutes,
this song will be going on for the next two hours. Get you
get your doomy me. We'll be back after these reported news issues. Thank
you, news Radio eight forty eight. Chance still going. Actually, if
we played this under Clay and Buck, this would go pretty much the three
hours until Terry goes on and I don't even know if the claim Buck could
get their show, their show in and the boat is sunk. Yet it's
getting there okay. For Dave Jenny's I'm Tony of Venetty along with Dwight Wadding.
We will see you later and see you tomorrow at nine am. Clay
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