WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.040 --> 00:00:03.640 I'm not gonna lie. You pulled off that helmet pretty well. I'm not 2 00:00:03.680 --> 00:00:07.599 gonna lie. Or you look granted X wing baby, sure and only like 3 00:00:07.759 --> 00:00:10.640 porkins. No, you look great. You look like Biggs. You remember 4 00:00:10.640 --> 00:00:14.320 Biggs? I don't remember Bigs. Hopefully you do. Because it's sad to 5 00:00:14.359 --> 00:00:18.839 get weird. It's about to get weird. He's prepared for it to get 6 00:00:18.920 --> 00:00:25.039 weirds are gonna get weird. It's getting weird. I'm gonna get real weird 7 00:00:25.160 --> 00:00:29.760 with it. That's getting weird. Let's get where? Where getting where? 8 00:00:29.839 --> 00:00:36.399 Are you ready to get weird? With Hoodie and Erica listening already? Because 9 00:00:36.399 --> 00:00:43.640 you're listening to the hundred and thirty ain't episode of Let's Get Weird? And 10 00:00:43.759 --> 00:00:47.119 it's not Star Wars Day, but Hoodie, it is Star Stars Week, 11 00:00:47.880 --> 00:00:51.200 baby, And you know what I'm heaving. Did I send you that TikTok? 12 00:00:51.479 --> 00:00:54.079 Sorry TikTok? Did I send you that one that I that I saw 13 00:00:54.159 --> 00:00:56.520 the other day? Or no? Was it the one with the one I 14 00:00:56.560 --> 00:00:58.359 was telling you about how I saw the shirt? And I want to know. 15 00:00:58.479 --> 00:01:02.000 I want it and I can't find it. I'm gonna pivot and you 16 00:01:02.039 --> 00:01:03.920 know what I'm gonna have a game right off the bat for us to play. 17 00:01:03.959 --> 00:01:07.920 Can you name the character Kevin, You're not Kevin, You're Eric's all 18 00:01:07.959 --> 00:01:10.879 right, No, I can't name the character. I can name the characters. 19 00:01:11.640 --> 00:01:12.879 The characters, all right. We'll get to that in a little bit. 20 00:01:12.920 --> 00:01:15.879 But my name's somebody. My name is Eric. And every week we 21 00:01:15.959 --> 00:01:19.879 come together to give you the weird stars from our lives. The world, 22 00:01:19.079 --> 00:01:26.599 Montgomery County, the universe is specifically Montgomery County, the universe, the skies 23 00:01:26.640 --> 00:01:30.239 above, and we have a good old time. Last week, you know, 24 00:01:30.319 --> 00:01:34.439 we had a good time just talking about the lives, talking about me 25 00:01:34.599 --> 00:01:38.439 giving up the Funko chase. Have you though? I think so. I'm 26 00:01:38.439 --> 00:01:42.879 not gonna lie. I went to an antique shop though this weekend. Wait, 27 00:01:42.079 --> 00:01:48.079 and I was very tempted to buy a fun Wait wait, wait wait. 28 00:01:49.560 --> 00:01:52.359 I saw one on TikTok. I don't know if it was real old 29 00:01:52.439 --> 00:01:57.959 or new. M uh Amazon, Yeah, have you seen this one? 30 00:01:59.040 --> 00:02:02.400 The funkom was on exclusive of Asoka. Oh yeah, that one's been that's 31 00:02:02.439 --> 00:02:07.920 been a thing goes in and out. Yeah, it's Asoka Tano from Star 32 00:02:07.959 --> 00:02:12.680 Wars Rebels. I would bring you, brought you back into It looks nice, 33 00:02:12.719 --> 00:02:15.319 though the so on look is probably the nicest, Like Funco to like 34 00:02:15.439 --> 00:02:21.199 animation to live action, it's had um. But so I was at a 35 00:02:21.199 --> 00:02:23.719 wedding this weekend. More I was like in the wedding, so like for 36 00:02:23.759 --> 00:02:27.520 five hours, I had random free time in in Cold Pepper area to myself. 37 00:02:27.960 --> 00:02:31.319 So I went Antiqui and they had a Harry Potter Funco Pop that was 38 00:02:31.400 --> 00:02:35.639 him in the sorting hat. It was cool, it was cute, and 39 00:02:35.639 --> 00:02:37.960 I was like, that was a perfect Halloween thing. I bought it and 40 00:02:38.000 --> 00:02:39.439 I was like, you know, and I said to myself, we said 41 00:02:39.520 --> 00:02:43.560 this week we weren't buying any more Funco pop. So I did put it 42 00:02:43.560 --> 00:02:47.919 back that close, So that why did you put it back? Because I 43 00:02:47.960 --> 00:02:53.680 was like, I'm gonna be hyper hyper hypocrite, hypocrite, hypocrite. Come 44 00:02:53.759 --> 00:02:57.039 here on, let's get weird this Tuesday talking about how I got a Harry 45 00:02:57.039 --> 00:03:00.199 Potter Funcle Pop. Are you going to be hypocrite orre you just gonna you'd 46 00:03:00.199 --> 00:03:01.759 be like Eric, like I want to get the too. I mean, 47 00:03:02.520 --> 00:03:07.120 you're not wrong, You're not wrong. And you know what I forgot today 48 00:03:07.199 --> 00:03:09.520 because I was so tired I forgot the Super Mario Bros. Movie to bring 49 00:03:09.560 --> 00:03:13.439 it. So, Eric, did you get delivered both our copies of the 50 00:03:13.479 --> 00:03:16.439 Super Wait, super Mario Bros. The movie, which is the different is 51 00:03:16.439 --> 00:03:20.639 the one from the nineties. The Super Mario Bros. Movie is the one 52 00:03:20.680 --> 00:03:23.520 from this with John Nickazamo and who is Mario with Bob Hoskins. Bob Hoskins, 53 00:03:23.520 --> 00:03:29.639 who's also in Who Frame Roger Rob Me oh Sis. He's in a 54 00:03:29.639 --> 00:03:32.719 bunch of other movies too. But yeah, and it came earlier than was 55 00:03:32.719 --> 00:03:36.400 supposed to say on Amazon. It just showed up on a Friday. But 56 00:03:36.400 --> 00:03:38.520 it's not like surprised. You're like, oh, yeah, I'll be here 57 00:03:38.520 --> 00:03:39.759 in two weeks. And it comes here like two days, Like what happened? 58 00:03:39.800 --> 00:03:43.639 And I totally forgot about two people canceled the orders? What the hell? 59 00:03:44.400 --> 00:03:47.000 You know what I'm saying. I found there's a store in Culpepper, 60 00:03:47.360 --> 00:03:52.319 Maryland that is an Amazon. There's a Culpepper, Maryland too. Yes, 61 00:03:53.080 --> 00:03:55.159 Maryland and Virginia just copied each other. Yeah right, I don't know. 62 00:03:55.240 --> 00:03:59.240 But there's like an Amazon. You know those those Amazon stores where they have 63 00:03:59.280 --> 00:04:01.719 all those boxes returned items and you just go and bins and go that's weird. 64 00:04:01.800 --> 00:04:04.159 Yeah, there's one around here. We should go do it. Like 65 00:04:04.240 --> 00:04:06.400 how far is that? I don't like? I find it again because there's 66 00:04:06.400 --> 00:04:09.719 again another tik tach. You could do that next week if I love these 67 00:04:09.759 --> 00:04:13.120 tic tachs, man, that'll be fun. Because but here's the thing, 68 00:04:13.240 --> 00:04:15.600 Like you see what's in the boxes, you just grab whatever the boxes and 69 00:04:15.639 --> 00:04:18.439 you can't open the box. Is one of those things where like it's line 70 00:04:18.519 --> 00:04:23.160 and you're racing against the Yes, I don't know like that. I don't 71 00:04:23.160 --> 00:04:25.879 like that. They're rushed. Then you get stuff you don't want. But 72 00:04:25.959 --> 00:04:30.120 everything's eight bucks no matter what the size of the boxes. And the girl 73 00:04:30.279 --> 00:04:34.319 and the one video that they they've got a pair of um air pods, 74 00:04:34.680 --> 00:04:39.199 actual AirPods, actual AirPods. Well the box, look at actual air pods. 75 00:04:39.720 --> 00:04:42.040 Know what it was? Could be like a third party, could be 76 00:04:42.040 --> 00:04:46.399 cocaine, for all we know, cocaine. Cocaine made it look like air 77 00:04:46.399 --> 00:04:49.120 pods. Here's the thing. I only know what cocaine looks like thanks to 78 00:04:49.160 --> 00:04:56.720 secession. They barely does it all season two. You know, I'll catch 79 00:04:56.759 --> 00:05:02.000 it up season two. I got through the I'm trying to make the episode 80 00:05:02.040 --> 00:05:06.160 of Holly Hunter from the mom from Alasta Girl, the voice of Alasta Girl. 81 00:05:06.839 --> 00:05:11.680 Yeah, and that was an episode where they're in the lockdown. M 82 00:05:12.120 --> 00:05:15.199 I was like, oh, I was skeptical of that security guard that was 83 00:05:15.240 --> 00:05:16.639 in that room with them, right. I was like, I got all 84 00:05:16.720 --> 00:05:19.160 right, I don't know that guy. He might be a bad guy. 85 00:05:19.560 --> 00:05:23.600 Good time. I was like, we're getting some degrassy level issue right here 86 00:05:23.639 --> 00:05:27.439 at Secession. Can I can I say something I brought a Secession. I 87 00:05:27.480 --> 00:05:30.879 don't want to finish it, like I don't want to apisode, but I 88 00:05:30.279 --> 00:05:32.519 don't want to finish it like I don't want to watch the new episodes that 89 00:05:32.680 --> 00:05:36.800 end the series because I love the show so much that I don't want it 90 00:05:36.839 --> 00:05:42.920 to end. I had someone podcast I listened to made a reference to Secession. 91 00:05:42.959 --> 00:05:45.360 I was like, I get these now, I understand what they're talking 92 00:05:45.399 --> 00:05:48.319 about. I love it, um, But yeah, Secession has been good. 93 00:05:48.360 --> 00:05:53.920 I watched three episodes that and ANTIQUI all waiting to go to the Sucked 94 00:05:53.920 --> 00:05:57.639 In and Succession. It's also a good show to like, you don't need 95 00:05:57.680 --> 00:06:00.920 to that's it. You can one hundred percent pay attention. But I was 96 00:06:00.959 --> 00:06:04.120 like doing something at the same time and you still understand what's going on because 97 00:06:04.120 --> 00:06:06.800 it's not like action. It's just talking, right, But it's also like 98 00:06:06.920 --> 00:06:11.720 it's a it's a modern day Game of Thrones. We're like, you know, 99 00:06:11.720 --> 00:06:15.199 what's Romulus Roman? What do you want? And the guy from Oh 100 00:06:15.240 --> 00:06:19.680 you didn't watch that show number which show? Uh not? It's not shrinking? 101 00:06:20.560 --> 00:06:23.959 Yeah, but you know what's his face is also in that Matthew McConaughey 102 00:06:24.040 --> 00:06:29.240 movie was guy Ritchie what the gentleman Kendall Kendall. Yeah, he's the he's 103 00:06:29.279 --> 00:06:34.560 the mean guy Frog Might hisstic guys or whatever. Adams Severance, the guy 104 00:06:34.639 --> 00:06:39.560 one of the guys from Severance is, uh, what's Severance? Where is 105 00:06:40.079 --> 00:06:46.639 this guy? Oh? The HBO movie TV show one of the like sidekicks. 106 00:06:46.639 --> 00:06:47.959 I guess you could say on that he's on secession, like, oh, 107 00:06:48.000 --> 00:06:50.959 this is the path he got to like get in a side like a 108 00:06:51.079 --> 00:06:56.199 main side character role. Yeah. Yeah, it's good, good times, 109 00:06:56.240 --> 00:06:59.079 good time. You know, it's also good times. We might live with 110 00:06:59.120 --> 00:07:01.160 each other, not with each other, but next to each other. So 111 00:07:01.680 --> 00:07:06.319 Eric has really tempted me, mainly to get more to convince her to live 112 00:07:06.399 --> 00:07:12.000 next to Eric and his complex, and so yesterday I brought the packets tomorrow 113 00:07:12.120 --> 00:07:15.480 of info and it's on the docket. But she needs to tour the place 114 00:07:15.560 --> 00:07:18.560 first. That's fine, I'll give you a tour. Here's the thing. 115 00:07:19.000 --> 00:07:21.319 I was like, Oh, we could just go to Eric's place and you're 116 00:07:21.600 --> 00:07:25.160 because I mean you live there, yeah, and go inside, and she's 117 00:07:25.199 --> 00:07:27.639 like, no, but I want to see the place. I'm like, 118 00:07:27.920 --> 00:07:30.959 but we just need we don't need to do a tour. Tour apartment. 119 00:07:31.040 --> 00:07:34.800 Go check it out, Go check it out. Be neighbors, come on 120 00:07:34.879 --> 00:07:39.959 by. The only problem is there's no pool, which at this point like 121 00:07:40.000 --> 00:07:43.720 it's like, but we got a pool. Oh, yes, we did. 122 00:07:43.800 --> 00:07:46.680 We do have access, and I'm friends with them now exactly, so 123 00:07:46.879 --> 00:07:50.240 we got something. You're just going, Hey, I'm going over to so 124 00:07:50.360 --> 00:07:54.560 and So's house. You gonna come with Yeah, like we live with each 125 00:07:54.560 --> 00:07:57.079 other, it's fine, So could we carp I don't want to carp it 126 00:07:57.120 --> 00:07:58.839 with you in the morning because I want to get to get her earlier. 127 00:07:58.879 --> 00:08:01.279 Yeah, I don't want to get her earlier, or I'd get here later. 128 00:08:01.319 --> 00:08:05.720 And then the showing, the showing cops on. So the only thing 129 00:08:05.759 --> 00:08:09.399 we're debating now is price versus location. So it's interesting dilemma we're doing. 130 00:08:09.480 --> 00:08:13.120 Now, Yeah, go out farther to live cheaper. Yep, does that 131 00:08:13.199 --> 00:08:16.360 think? Well, it's really gonna like Potomac Yards area right now, there's 132 00:08:16.360 --> 00:08:22.160 Potomac Yards like Arlington, Alexandria, that area. I don't know what that 133 00:08:22.199 --> 00:08:24.800 area is spread by, like Reagan, sort of by Reagan, but on 134 00:08:24.920 --> 00:08:30.319 Crystal City is but the oh the Virginia's why they called Potomac Yards. That's 135 00:08:30.319 --> 00:08:33.960 what the the properties called blank Potomac Yards. That's so dumb. I think, 136 00:08:35.320 --> 00:08:37.519 did it not called Crystal City anymore? Then? I think that. 137 00:08:37.679 --> 00:08:41.679 I think that's like the neighborhood of Crystal Crystal City has got isn't it getting 138 00:08:41.759 --> 00:08:46.600 changed when they build the Amazon thing? Thought some more kind of wants to 139 00:08:46.639 --> 00:08:48.960 move into that place before Amazon. I mean, I don't know if Amazon's 140 00:08:50.000 --> 00:08:52.480 fully they're not at this they're building that. It seems like it's been forever 141 00:08:52.559 --> 00:08:58.639 since the Amazon was going to Crystal City. Um, there's I don't really 142 00:08:58.679 --> 00:09:03.559 need to know. With a strip closed city. It's right there by the 143 00:09:03.600 --> 00:09:05.799 highway, right, So we're looking at that that one bedroom in a den 144 00:09:05.879 --> 00:09:11.840 is the same price as a two bedroom and within your complex, so square 145 00:09:11.840 --> 00:09:15.759 footage, mora, you're gonna have more space, but it's right by Reagan 146 00:09:16.600 --> 00:09:20.320 and more like flies a lot for work. They're saying, yeah, it 147 00:09:20.399 --> 00:09:22.279 takes thirty minutes to get for Reagan from my place. True, that is 148 00:09:22.279 --> 00:09:26.120 true. If I did tell more of this too, because she's a United 149 00:09:26.159 --> 00:09:28.159 gal, I was like, so you can't go to Dollars if we're like 150 00:09:28.399 --> 00:09:31.519 in Crystal City, that's like an extra twenty five minute. I know, 151 00:09:31.639 --> 00:09:35.919 because she's like because she has points on United, like girl, and she's 152 00:09:35.960 --> 00:09:37.799 like, I'm gonna make that sacrifice. And that's a long sacrifice. That 153 00:09:37.919 --> 00:09:41.320 is a whole man. It's like, we live closer to a Dullas right 154 00:09:41.320 --> 00:09:43.120 now, but if we moved in, like they're not going to Dullas anywhere. 155 00:09:43.679 --> 00:09:48.559 Yeah, because United, it's Delta and American mostly Flatt of Reagan and 156 00:09:48.759 --> 00:09:52.879 Southwest after blow. Yeah, it's all the cheaper ones. Well, because 157 00:09:52.879 --> 00:09:54.120 it's a small runway, that's why. And then if you want to go 158 00:09:54.200 --> 00:09:58.480 internationally, get to go. Yeah, oh my god, don't don't don't 159 00:09:58.519 --> 00:10:01.399 do this to me because if you know, it is in considered. So 160 00:10:01.440 --> 00:10:05.399 we have like a list now and so it's that one our old place. 161 00:10:07.200 --> 00:10:09.279 Legit, our old apartment is up like someone moved is moving out when we 162 00:10:09.320 --> 00:10:15.240 would want to move in again the one you just left. Really but it's 163 00:10:15.240 --> 00:10:18.120 so it's now like the same, like twenty three hundred instead of twenty four 164 00:10:18.240 --> 00:10:22.000 hundred. And as if we could go back, we know how to live 165 00:10:22.000 --> 00:10:24.399 in that apartment style. We're good to go. But you have so much 166 00:10:24.440 --> 00:10:30.039 more room with my place. You've got a den, you've got two bedrooms, 167 00:10:30.080 --> 00:10:33.720 You've got two We agreed we didn't need the dens. We did get, 168 00:10:33.759 --> 00:10:35.360 but the den could be your podcast area. But why would I need 169 00:10:35.480 --> 00:10:39.960 the second bedroom one? Because in the second bedroom could be her area for 170 00:10:39.000 --> 00:10:43.120 when people come over, as just her second bedroom for friends. You gotta 171 00:10:43.159 --> 00:10:46.120 play like this. Probably listen to me. Listen to me, because living 172 00:10:46.159 --> 00:10:50.440 with a woman, they want to have um an area that they can create 173 00:10:50.480 --> 00:10:54.039 and make for like people to come over. So you've got now your podcast 174 00:10:54.120 --> 00:10:56.759 room is your second bedroom. The first thing you see is the podcast room. 175 00:10:56.840 --> 00:10:58.799 We know there's a door. There's a door. You can keep the 176 00:10:58.840 --> 00:11:03.960 door were clothes and you can cover the windows in. You can close it 177 00:11:03.000 --> 00:11:07.639 off, or you can make it make it be spectacular, whatever you want. 178 00:11:07.120 --> 00:11:11.919 But she then now has another room to make her own for that her 179 00:11:11.919 --> 00:11:13.759 friends that came over and feel comfortable. I've learned this with my sister, 180 00:11:13.840 --> 00:11:18.080 with my mom, with my brother's wife, With almost every girlfriend I've had, 181 00:11:18.080 --> 00:11:20.600 they always want to have like a room that they can have. Trust 182 00:11:20.639 --> 00:11:24.240 me, you know, we want a man den or a man cave or 183 00:11:24.279 --> 00:11:28.600 whatever. Women want a women wing or what was that one thing they called 184 00:11:28.639 --> 00:11:33.519 him that commercial, the guy State farm commercial or the thing cut on fire 185 00:11:33.840 --> 00:11:37.320 and the guy had to rebuild it. Whatever she shed. Yeah, there 186 00:11:37.320 --> 00:11:41.840 you go. They want a she room just saying I'm just saying, we'll 187 00:11:41.879 --> 00:11:43.519 photo back with her. But it's in the top five rings. So you 188 00:11:43.600 --> 00:11:46.679 made it to the top five. Oh my god, will you make it 189 00:11:46.720 --> 00:11:48.200 to the final four? We'll find out, you know. And also too, 190 00:11:48.360 --> 00:11:52.240 you've got you've got area to walk the dog. Got a lot of 191 00:11:52.399 --> 00:11:54.840 areas let them go poop and pee for Teddy. There's a lot of dogs 192 00:11:54.840 --> 00:11:58.080 in the neighborhood can hang out with you. You can hang out with me. 193 00:11:58.279 --> 00:12:01.360 There's a great dog parking cat been John Park. You can if you 194 00:12:01.440 --> 00:12:07.759 and Max can essentially just have Teddy essentially is half chihuahua. Right, Yeah, 195 00:12:07.960 --> 00:12:09.399 there you go. You guys just get to watch Teddy. Yeah, 196 00:12:09.440 --> 00:12:13.320 but it's not me, buppy, it's you trying to coax the white feet. 197 00:12:13.080 --> 00:12:16.240 It is just saying that you as a as a as a built in 198 00:12:16.399 --> 00:12:20.639 dog sitter slash, take away the watcher as its benefits. M hm. 199 00:12:20.799 --> 00:12:24.000 And you got a great deck. You can leave Teddy on and hang out 200 00:12:24.039 --> 00:12:26.919 and put a little kennel out there for him. Don't do that, baby, 201 00:12:28.399 --> 00:12:31.559 he's inside. He needs that boogie, he needs that cop well, 202 00:12:31.960 --> 00:12:37.679 he needs that that rug. I need to get a new rug. Speaking 203 00:12:37.720 --> 00:12:39.279 of rugs, Jesus, I need to get a new floor foot to the 204 00:12:39.320 --> 00:12:43.200 area rug or whatever. My john used to look white. Now it's like 205 00:12:43.200 --> 00:12:46.720 getting a little How long have you had that nine years? Well that makes 206 00:12:46.759 --> 00:12:52.200 sense. Yeah, we're already our rug thing that goes under a couch for 207 00:12:52.279 --> 00:12:52.679 like, yeah, we need to get a new one. This is like 208 00:12:52.759 --> 00:12:56.919 it's not as soft as it used to be. It's flat, it's lost 209 00:12:56.000 --> 00:13:00.559 all of its plush. Yeah, that's a problem that too, man. 210 00:13:00.679 --> 00:13:03.519 This is making me so happy now. I was in a bad mood today, 211 00:13:03.840 --> 00:13:05.080 woke up on the wrong side of the bed, didn't get enough sleep. 212 00:13:05.120 --> 00:13:09.039 But now talking to my heads, potentially, but again not more. 213 00:13:09.080 --> 00:13:13.759 If you're listening to this, you can do whatever you want. I won't 214 00:13:13.799 --> 00:13:18.000 be upset. I appreciate you and Andrew, but thank you for considering me. 215 00:13:18.240 --> 00:13:20.480 And I'm just saying you can have your she room downstairs. But do 216 00:13:20.480 --> 00:13:24.440 you get a referral if we do anything? You know about that? I 217 00:13:24.480 --> 00:13:28.080 have no idea. Probably that's what we did with Camden. But when we 218 00:13:28.120 --> 00:13:31.320 lived in our old place, More convinced her two sorority sisters to move in 219 00:13:31.360 --> 00:13:35.120 and we got five hundred dollars each they moved in, so that was a 220 00:13:35.120 --> 00:13:39.799 great off. Frind Right, No, we probably we probably do get our 221 00:13:39.120 --> 00:13:45.919 electric. Our maintenance guy just lit the it's like the exterminator in that's cool. 222 00:13:46.279 --> 00:13:48.679 Sorry, you any exterminator for your place? Yeah? They have, 223 00:13:48.720 --> 00:13:50.600 they have bugs. They have come on like every six months to make sure 224 00:13:50.600 --> 00:13:54.200 everything for that that's with your apartment, that's part of your apartment fees. 225 00:13:54.759 --> 00:13:58.159 Like last week they came to change the fire extinguishers. Yeah, and then 226 00:14:00.519 --> 00:14:03.000 he checked the you know they change the fire signatures and then they twas before 227 00:14:03.039 --> 00:14:07.960 that they checked the what are they called fire alarms. Thank you. The 228 00:14:07.000 --> 00:14:11.519 only downside is we'd have to change all of our licenses. Do you have 229 00:14:11.639 --> 00:14:16.399 to? I don't think you do. I think if you commute you're fine. 230 00:14:16.480 --> 00:14:20.279 But right, but I'm in Maryland and then working in Maryland. All 231 00:14:20.360 --> 00:14:24.279 right, because in the Maryland taxes are better than Virginia taxes on that. 232 00:14:24.799 --> 00:14:26.159 Yeah, you can checked that out. Because Maryland taxes are a little better 233 00:14:26.200 --> 00:14:30.759 when it for work. Yeah, because we don't have like three of the 234 00:14:30.799 --> 00:14:33.480 taxes that you pay. The car tax is gone and something else is gone. 235 00:14:33.960 --> 00:14:37.639 The Commonwealth tax is a Commonwealth taxes. They just taking my money. 236 00:14:37.679 --> 00:14:39.360 You know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. You live in 237 00:14:39.399 --> 00:14:43.240 Virginia. I know I'm saying. By commonweal if we can't even get married 238 00:14:43.240 --> 00:14:46.639 by my grandpa, Come on, Maryland, you could. That's stupid. 239 00:14:46.799 --> 00:14:52.639 Anyway, Going from something stupid is something fun. Yes, random Amazon generator. 240 00:14:52.679 --> 00:14:56.639 We're playing Amazon Roulette where every product I see. We found this game 241 00:14:56.720 --> 00:14:58.919 last week. We're gonna do it today. It randomizes the product the air 242 00:15:00.120 --> 00:15:03.080 will have to buy, buy, or sell in the next ten seconds. 243 00:15:03.080 --> 00:15:05.480 Are you ready? Yes? All right? Here we going click the random 244 00:15:05.519 --> 00:15:07.639 generator. It'll be a product. You're telling what it is. Here we 245 00:15:07.720 --> 00:15:13.279 go, random product. Show me the click was faster when I tested it. 246 00:15:13.600 --> 00:15:18.759 Here we go. You have too typical water bottles that says drink this 247 00:15:18.840 --> 00:15:22.600 at seven am, drink this at eleven am. Let's go about the product 248 00:15:22.679 --> 00:15:26.200 that is currently unavailable, so you don't have to sell it because it's already 249 00:15:26.200 --> 00:15:33.320 got start all right, Next product you have to sell me woman that's also 250 00:15:33.480 --> 00:15:39.039 unavailable. Why do I feeling this website is outdated? Next product? Okay, 251 00:15:39.080 --> 00:15:43.679 here we go, spider Man, Marvel Legends white Rabbit toy. Who 252 00:15:43.759 --> 00:15:46.039 is white rabbit? I don't know, but guess what, Eric, you 253 00:15:46.080 --> 00:15:50.240 have to buy it? Oh it's a Marvel Legends white Rabbit. Oh and 254 00:15:50.279 --> 00:15:54.720 there's that piece to make the phoenix. I think, yeah, Goblin is 255 00:15:54.759 --> 00:15:58.320 what you gotta build? Oh build a figure? Cool? Would you buy 256 00:15:58.360 --> 00:16:02.080 it? Nope? All right, that's okay. But they understood the assignment, 257 00:16:02.080 --> 00:16:07.120 AKA they read my cookies a new water bottle, workout shorts, marble 258 00:16:07.200 --> 00:16:11.159 toy al right. Next next it's a funk pop and buying it? Oh? 259 00:16:11.200 --> 00:16:17.799 She actually know they this this thing is basing off my cookies in web 260 00:16:17.840 --> 00:16:21.919 search history. It's one of those metal hangers. But what did it say? 261 00:16:22.799 --> 00:16:25.600 She believes she could, so she did, But it's one of those 262 00:16:25.639 --> 00:16:29.720 metal hangers. They've been hang your metal't been listening to me. That's kind 263 00:16:29.720 --> 00:16:33.159 of cool. That's creepy though that They all right read product zip ties. 264 00:16:33.320 --> 00:16:38.440 Oh no, no, oh yeah, all right, all right? Coloring 265 00:16:38.440 --> 00:16:42.039 books? All right? Are you probably no for that? He doesn't do. 266 00:16:42.240 --> 00:16:45.080 He doesn't do a baby Sharks books. No, we're not doing. 267 00:16:45.120 --> 00:16:48.480 That's color and he does like color. We're not that again. More women's 268 00:16:48.559 --> 00:16:56.919 compression shorts and yeah yellow though you see that with Sabbie color. The next 269 00:16:56.960 --> 00:17:00.360 one, next one, next one, next one, any day hoodies, 270 00:17:00.399 --> 00:17:04.480 cookies. Oh we get this for our place. A spider web, tree, 271 00:17:04.519 --> 00:17:08.759 swing net, swing platform, rope, swax, six hundred and sixty 272 00:17:08.799 --> 00:17:15.759 pounds bad hell yeah, we can extra safe and durable. It's got a 273 00:17:15.799 --> 00:17:21.000 five percent coupon. I'll get the bigger one forty eight inches and shirt that 274 00:17:21.000 --> 00:17:26.880 could hold an extra fifty pounds and it also has the coupon. Actually, 275 00:17:26.920 --> 00:17:30.279 can you send that to me because I think Max's mom wants to buy that 276 00:17:30.440 --> 00:17:33.920 for Max at any place. I gotta get my email. You know, 277 00:17:34.119 --> 00:17:40.599 anybody here and outlook sad right now? And you not have your outlook open 278 00:17:40.640 --> 00:17:44.119 all the time because sometimes I use it on the website. You turn off 279 00:17:44.160 --> 00:17:48.720 your your sounds, don't you do that? You do? Oh? Like 280 00:17:48.799 --> 00:17:52.680 we we're gonna radio station sounds? One more, one more, one more, 281 00:17:52.720 --> 00:17:59.279 one more. Oh, I don't need those because I have double up 282 00:17:59.319 --> 00:18:02.480 whispies. Do you know what? This is the scene to more? Because 283 00:18:02.480 --> 00:18:04.599 she had to wear fake eyelashes at the wedding. This she looked great, 284 00:18:04.640 --> 00:18:08.319 by the way, in the photo that she posted on her I wait to 285 00:18:08.359 --> 00:18:11.799 go more looking foxies. I okay if I say that, and you're cool, 286 00:18:11.960 --> 00:18:12.799 say that's fine, Okay, cool. We got one year to go. 287 00:18:12.839 --> 00:18:18.519 Baby Sara looks great. One year ago we were great, man, 288 00:18:18.519 --> 00:18:22.240 although now after this week's kind of busy, but we're gonna get back on. 289 00:18:22.319 --> 00:18:26.240 Have you stopped using my peloton app? Though I use it sometimes? 290 00:18:26.319 --> 00:18:30.920 Okay? Good, yes, appreciate it. Welcome, Oh parrot? How 291 00:18:30.960 --> 00:18:33.799 am I going with the parrot hood? But you could buy buy a parrot 292 00:18:33.839 --> 00:18:37.960 off Amazon? All Right, we're done with this, We're not we're doing 293 00:18:37.079 --> 00:18:41.680 that segment, but we know we're not done with Cannon the podcast without our 294 00:18:41.680 --> 00:18:47.079 favorite segment, good Shot. We look at real miss connections from the D 295 00:18:47.160 --> 00:18:49.599 and V of people looking for love, looking for something weird. And this 296 00:18:49.880 --> 00:18:55.720 is a website that Eric will look up. Didn't even read that yet? 297 00:18:56.000 --> 00:19:02.119 Is so Eric read the first one up country girl looking for that special someone, 298 00:19:02.440 --> 00:19:11.839 Washington a casey registered dash dashun dashown puppy what is that? D wormed 299 00:19:11.920 --> 00:19:15.839 and having their first shots. They're ready to go massage me for more. 300 00:19:15.200 --> 00:19:21.400 Still missmissing cat in jessup hanover let's last see mirror. What are you? 301 00:19:21.440 --> 00:19:23.759 What am I? So here's the thing. So you're reading this is interesting. 302 00:19:23.759 --> 00:19:27.519 We've had this on misconnections a couple of times where it's a misconnection but 303 00:19:27.559 --> 00:19:33.599 then they copy and paste someone else's description on Craigslist because it bumps up there 304 00:19:33.720 --> 00:19:37.400 like SEO on the Craigslist post. So their actual post is this one. 305 00:19:37.440 --> 00:19:44.279 Yeah it is check out get dick weet dot com, Florida Avenue Northeast and 306 00:19:44.519 --> 00:19:51.480 Eric indulge us you power up your website. So this lady copied someone's dashound 307 00:19:51.480 --> 00:19:56.559 puppy thing dots and whatever you want to say um to get her Their SEO 308 00:19:56.880 --> 00:20:03.640 popped up faster d E T d I c k w et dot com fat 309 00:20:03.720 --> 00:20:14.039 fingers. Mm hmmm, one day you'll get there. Yeah, no, 310 00:20:14.400 --> 00:20:18.640 are we gonna yep? Is it? We've been on this website before. 311 00:20:18.799 --> 00:20:22.480 No accepting cookies. Oh, I wouldn't accept the cookies on that website. 312 00:20:23.400 --> 00:20:26.920 No, it doesn't, it doesn't work. Well, that's an old website. 313 00:20:26.000 --> 00:20:27.839 It's an old website, all right, Well you can check that out 314 00:20:27.880 --> 00:20:30.319 on your own free time, but not this this government owned prod. I 315 00:20:30.359 --> 00:20:37.160 mean it takes you to she get the d wet wet dot com a pornum 316 00:20:37.240 --> 00:20:42.519 video of d wet l ol porn and then yeah, and we're stop right, 317 00:20:42.559 --> 00:20:47.279 so we're gonna stop. The next one we got wanting to meet Moco 318 00:20:47.559 --> 00:20:52.039 is m eat love to meet up with women or men for fun times. 319 00:20:52.880 --> 00:20:57.759 Next one you got hardwood needs good care, Capital Plaza, Maryland. Whe 320 00:20:57.799 --> 00:21:03.480 the hell's a Blatansburg hardwood, good cleaning, knee needs good polish. Let's 321 00:21:03.480 --> 00:21:07.759 talk now direct to the point someone needs to get there polished. On the 322 00:21:07.839 --> 00:21:12.799 next one, personal trainer has got a special project in Northwest DC looking for 323 00:21:12.839 --> 00:21:18.599 personal trainers. Bro amateur or aspire to be, got a good opportunity for 324 00:21:18.680 --> 00:21:22.200 you and my personal gym. Yes, any of the bedroom. You know 325 00:21:22.200 --> 00:21:27.480 what I'm saying, oh na na, make him say oh na na. 326 00:21:27.799 --> 00:21:30.960 But that does it for us. On this week's episode, an episode. 327 00:21:30.960 --> 00:21:33.519 It was a fun episode. I appreciate you got Eric. We made Eric 328 00:21:33.559 --> 00:21:40.279 happy. We started off old Man's gonna happen, right, But you can 329 00:21:40.319 --> 00:21:42.440 see everything we're talking about so much more. Going a hot nine five dot 330 00:21:42.480 --> 00:21:45.160 com. You can follow me at Andrew Hoodie for a while. You can 331 00:21:45.160 --> 00:21:48.599 follow Eric at mister Eric V. That's m R E R I c k 332 00:21:49.039 --> 00:21:53.440 V. Have a great week. Always remember it's okay to be weird and 333 00:21:53.680 --> 00:21:56.599 sexy. It got weird, didn't it. Yeah.