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go now to that. So we've been performing some iHeart Radio employee performance reviews,
and we just did Danny and it was you know, I think Danny
passed and see him that now where we'll see him on another time we'll see
it or another time slot. As it goes around here, ladies and gentlemen,
though we have to knock out another one today. Just have to be
done this week. They have to be submitted off in time. Yeah,
you know you can't wait. So we have it from the Benskin Show strip
mall. Steve has entered the building. Hello Steve, Hello Kevin, Good
morning, Steven. Happy to be here. Just got out of another meeting
where my butt was getting chewed. So let's see how this one goes well.
I haven't pulled anything from Katy's Reflections action, which you start on for
a good portion of the first year of the Freak, because a lot of
low lights there. They could look bad on the both of us. I
don't think we've recorded those, did we? No, probably not, but
let's still start out there. This I thought was a very good joke.
I don't that they showed some of your quick wit. I thought this is
something that was good. This would be something I yeah, play all the
good clips from Steve. Oh, we'll have some missus trust me. Oh
okay, we'll see. I just want this to be fair and balanced,
like Fox News. I don't want to be buried in a casket cremation or
there's that thing where they turn you into a tree or something. Yeah,
I think so, like they plant you next to a tree or you fertilize
a tree. It's like the green funeral. Ryan's why do you say you
just want to be out by the curb. You just get when it's time.
It's time. Yeah, microphone, microphone, Nobody will care. What
are you talking about. We'll care. They'll be billboards and say, I'm
not coming back for one month, solid, brilliant, very quick. Please
please tell me that's in the budget. If we lose Ryan's on, we
have to fund them ourselve crowdfund them. Now your introduction. This is your
introduction to the air, to the thing. Steve has a production studio.
Steve has found many artists. He's a former musician himself. He's current current
maybe former working. Yeah, yeah, I guess it's the best way to
professional. And he's found something. He found the light Farm's giant. He
found him as it's Ben's friend. But he was like the one who realized,
hey, this guy kild makes music. He discovers talent in rural areas
of the Metroplex. But he does do stuff sometimes as well, like this,
which is labeled the introduction of stripball Steve. So this is when Steve
was officially brought on and added to the Ben and Skin show. Hey the
hell you know? So more doom happy joining the show? Who maybe couldn't
be a big old to save mister Tom Cruis? How kill ustaving Diesels,
Selene Dion track s Shane Charlotte Seal, Selena Gunless. Yeah Tom Cruise again?
Now Kilmer is how long is this? Okay? Strip mall Steve brilliant
as to welcome midway through the song, you determine that just randomly naming celebrities
needed to just be like a repeat verse trying to remember the ones you said.
I am like, oh, they don't know me from anywhere other than
saying Tom Cruise. Okay, let's try to reintroduce that brilliant Now I did
mention the lifeforms giant. Now that's look, that's Ben's friend Gene up in
lightefarms. But he is a legit giant. He is huge ungodly huge.
And but you were the one who first corralled him into a studio and said,
hey, man, let's cut some tracks and just see. And we
had an ice storm back in February, if you remember that, as we
do. And you got him in there though somehow, and and cut froz
in Slina by the light Farms giant. You gotta big door frames. So
it's Black Firm's giant. I'm attributing this to you because you're kind of the
kind of you're kind of a handler at this point, although a lot of
people's wives are his handler too, if you think about it, need big
hands frozen in Solina by the light Farm. He's there, is Rick Rubin
to light farms dads, Johnny Cash. That's a good that's a good connection
there. Yeah, yeah, temperatures drive. Ben's wife wants to hop in
my arms for a big bear hug. Shit comes right over a mad or
a stove person who every of the heats her up a soul bit of bottle
and we go full thrive le playing light farms, big old balls so hot
right now forbidden. This is what she's in search of. I say,
what do you do with the balls? Went with froze in in Solinas.
She's a man busy the whole time you went to work, So I went
to work, didn't let the freezing cold. She needs something to hold jumbo
sausage roll. She's out of control. Some don't rush hole, Yeah,
don't rush hole. God, I forgot these existed, big sausage roll,
light farms, giant. You cheeky man, Salona. Now Steve, you
also liked to Danny did a couple sort of the diarrhea of playing songs brilliant
which Danny you liked it. I'm really solid rhyming, but you responded to
Danny's diarrhea plane song. Steve is the master of the answer song. Yeah,
it's great because he's up early, so we do anything stupid in the
morning. He has an opportunity to go, hmmm, I think I can
get this written and cut and press the vinyl by ten o'clock. And he
also loves smash mouth, big fan. It's his biggest weakness. So here's
his answer to Danny's diarrhea plane song. Nobody ever told me avoid the BEEFERRONI
I would have eaten chicken instead. Then on the airplane, I was dumb
took my finger and my dumb in I found both my cheeks start to spread.
Well, the splats dark coming in it don't stop coming. Tried to
hold it, but it hit the ground running. It all makes sense when
you have the runs. Your brain don't matter when your bug goes numb.
So much to do, so much to free. So what's wrong with empty
in the backseat? You'll never know if you don't go. You've gotta let
a f l ayerplane. No. Hey, now you're an all star.
Keep your shorts on, go spray. Hey, now you're a rock star.
Got some on the table trays, toilet paper, run road because you're
shooting shorts uncontrol. Old, it's a rough place and the saint gets rougher.
You're an unknown now, but they might discover you're a crazy plane lady
or a lizard, judging by the video of what you ate for dinner.
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin. The water's getting warm, so
you might as well swim. My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it in and never get bored. Hey, now
you're an all star. Keep your shorts on, go spray. Hey,
now you're a rock star, get some on the table trays, toilet paper,
run round because you're shooting shorts un control, Old Bear fantastic And so
now we just played Danny's Game three song, But what about the Game four
song? Halloeen and Game four on the same night. Worse than the pain
of waking up alive? Because when you have kids at home, they always
get what they want while their parents miss most of the ball game while the
children dance and laugh at up pain where the candy field smiles remind you of
the candy bucket in your soul. Won't ever feel full of again? Halloen
and Game four Halloween and game and least let the Rangers win. And at
the end of the nights, let me sk with my wa please please breeze,
letting me school? Oh my god, the lyric, what is it?
The the misery of waking up alive? Is that what it was?
It's something more painful than more painful than waking up alive. It's so good,
it's so morrissy, it's so honest. It's me at five am.
Yeah, and boy, there is so true that I saw it. If
you're a parent and you're on Instagram, you get flooded with gentle parenting memes,
which I'm all about. But there's the one where Dad spends you know,
eight hundred dollars on the sixty five inch TV to watch football, and
it's the kid on the other end of the couch like Rock and Bluey,
and there's Dad on his phone on his stupid iPhone five, you know,
trying to watch tiny, tiny little NFL football. Yes, it's all true,
right, they take it over. Ye. Once the gaming consoles get
involved, it's all out the window. They are your life as it should
be. Yes, no complaints. One more, Steve, you also pinned
the song for Freak Jesus. Oh yes, yeah, Lawnchair Friday. We
talked a little bit about that last week. Love It Well Adventure our listeners
pulled up a lawn chair outside the iHeartRadio and this is the king among Freak's
song. In the beginning, the lawnchair was born into this world like graduunit
Can, coughing and grinning, moving with grace. He arrived with long hair
and appeared on his face cigarettes and roll it down, tucked in his coat.
Heard he went to see the sheep without both the same and eighteen people.
It wants nice and cheese. He's everywhere we go. He's floating on
trees. He's a floating beig can carry when he's see good found carrying Cena
free. He had authorized to occupy the field under the power dies, but
security don't mind them as ride by the red in his side. He lived
in me, carrying on me high, carry with me. We sleep with
Malcolm carrying keenab O sleep carrying. I love that tune because it sounds like
it sounds like David Gilmour put out a solo record and had Frankie Valley come
in to cameo on the chorus, like the odd bearing of Pink Floyd and
my god, it's so good. It's also dumb. It is really dumb.
Well, you've passed the test. Oh, well of just doing it,
oh he came in here. It takes months. Yeah, so we'll
fax it off and see what happens. So I don't have a numerical grade
yet. Hard to take train for this. I was just asked to do
it. Yeah, he told me. It takes six to twelve months to
get a formal reply, you know, a formal, actual official review.
Oh this is terrible, Kate. Yeah, the waiting is the hardest part,
Steve, I've heard that before. What's some hot mops your listeners,
I'm sorry, your your messages on the iHeartRadio, the red microphone button.
These are hot mops, hot mids, clean up the mess we've made.
Yes, it's brought you by Advanced Terair Restoration and Danny Chris collins Worth his
weight in. Hey, I'm Chris Collinsworth and I'm calling because I heard it
was Dan's performance review this morning, and since he was kind enough to offer
his thoughts on my job performance, I figured i'd returned to favor. And
you know this is a hard job. I mean, I have to pretend
to be enthused about Jean's artwork, and you have to pretend that the Matchbox
twenty tickets you're giving away are worth the price of free. But I think
my job's risky. I mean the other day I insulted Brandon Aubrey and kicked
me in the nuts so hard that they pass flew off and burst into flames
like the Space Shuttle Challenger. Jesus. Okay, Chris Colin's worth, unhappy
with the critique are worth more than free. I don't know. I think
Matchbox twenty tickets would be pretty highly coveted item I would pay money. Yeah,
I almost accidentally bought tickets to a match Book twenty show. That's a
that's a pretty much okay. First of all, nothing wrong with match Bucks
twenty and Danny, I know you came around on them secretly, not like
you've done a full deep dive, but you've at least admitted on the freak
airwaves in the last year. You know, not bad. No, they're
fine. Yes, they're awesome. I agree, other than the new albums
terrible. I haven't listened. They shouldn't just put the greatest tits out like
the Killers. Yeah right, yeah, just keep the record label to fill
your contractual obligation with your your best of here's a new single with it,
Okay, here's one. At what point do we start talking about how Mica
gets no call holding calls. I mean, it's ridiculous too for the season
for top two pass Rusher. I mean, come on, guys, I
don't really know what to say about this, because you would expect him to
have more, but he's only been held officially twice. Just because you're Michael
Parsons doesn't mean you'd get holding calls and I still it's the same thing I
fill about the Pat Mahomes thing for problem going to the refs on this.
The guy was not been screwed by the refs this year. So when you
watch him ed rush pound for pound, he has to be the strongest man
in football. He's ridiculous that Reggie White stabbed. They threw up last night
too. Yeah, I mean, and Reggie White, he wasn't fresh out
of college. Yeah, and he started in the NFL. And then like
he'll have a play where he's dropping back into coverage and you're like, okay,
well he can and he's like not getting beats. I mean, he's
nuts. And he was sick. He was sick last year. The first
image they showed of him was sitting on a bench sucking oxygen before the game
started. They had issue too, is the Jordan Lewis dehydration. You don't
see that a lot. Yep, Yep. He's in the locker rooms of
dehydration. Don't they have the pe charts up? I want to make sure
your peas the right color. How to get dehydrated, just drink, Maybe
had a long night. That's maybe that's why he was dehydrated, because he
drank. No, No, he wouldn't, but not Jordan Lewis, Mike.
He's actually not on vacation. He's dehydrated, dehydrated. He's a nasty
bitch n one week. Kay. Do you have anything else? Not there?
Not? In terms of hot knobs, I'm getting too bad. I
mean I did, but there's a couple don't. Great question. Yeah,
I really want Ben and Skin to come in here and survey the scene.
But I did too. I thought, are they just not coming in for
the mix? Is that what's happening? They just felt like you were going
to take care of it. I guess so. I mean that's fine.
So what's coming up on the show today? We've done the show already?
What is on your show? Oh? All kinds of stuff, Katie.
We're gonna get into cowboys right off the top. Maybe recap some of Ben's
car troubles from the other night that may be discussed in trending here coming up?
Uh breaking hot air balloon news from last Friday? I was did y'all
cover it? I didn't cover it, but I didn't see the story.
Incredible, not enough time, enough time, never enough time. I almost
sent it to you over the weekend, demanding you do it first. I
was like, I'm putting this in my dock, so you do it because
otherwise we're going to do it. I did see that, and Mike Siroy
vindicated. Oh note, did somebody die in a balloon? Was to death?
No injuries reported? Okay, so then nut vindication. Yeah, crashes
happen with no injuries than not. Cars run out of gas all the time,
hot air balloons run out of hot air and they have to safely land.
I give you both a half point. There's no okay, yeah,
it's a half point here. That's the right way to go. Take that.
Why is everything a game? What else Steve that? Oh, almonds
have been on a good run lately. We're gonna really dig into that.
I know more about that. A nut bracket. Well, we're not gonna
do the full nut bracket. But almonds do go up and down, so
you know, sometimes they're hot, sometimes they're not. But almonds are coming
back and they are doing a great job, and they're on a good run.
They're having a good run. We're gonna support almonds. Talk about it
in depth. Why are they standing outside the door like I thought they were
coming in to mix. This is going to negatively affect their performance review tomorrow.
Yeah, they're doing a tandem review, aren't they. Yes, there's
all at once. What are we doing tomorrow? Well at nine to ten,
wrestler Chris Jericho as Yeah, that's gonna happen and you can count on
it. Get on that Wikipedia page. Baby tonight. Mike Siroy told us
we should do it, so we're going to do it. Danny and I
are the furthest from wrestling heads. But yeah, so yeah, we're having
a Chris Jericho tomorrow night. It'll be fun. We a lot to talk
about. He's also in a rock band. But yeah, hang with the
Freak all day, Ben and skin show with Christina and Steve, although no
Christina today gonna be killing it. We have the speakeasy with the best football
minded town Jeff Cavanaugh. Two to six. Of course, MAV's basketball tonight
they take on the Grizzlies in Memphis and we get the Lakers tomorrow night.
So pretty cool, pretty cool. Go get the tickets to see Office Christmas
Party two. Nanty seven won the free dot coms where you go for that
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