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Captain's log star date hashtag for twenty blaze it Dear Jimmy, we miss you.
Please don't forget to feed the spider. Anyway I really wanted to let
you know was that we are on our way to the orchard. We had
a good weekend break Fizzle Bang. Of course forgot to tell us that we
could take a boat instead of taking a cart for three days. But that's
neither here nor there. Over the weekend, Amyen went on her date with
one of the Ricks, you know, the guys that are into thick chicks.
We took the cart ride. We stopped at this cute little place,
Mama Tildy's. She's very nice. We got loaded up on liquor. Had
I think they call it girl dinner. It's basically, from what I can
know, just Charkcudi. Anyway, that's not the important part. The important
part it is we're almost there and hopefully we'll get back together soon. Richard,
you've been in the bath room a long time. What are you going
to get out? I need to use the party. I'm done? Okay,
great. Also a funny thing. I think Amy on the use tongue,
but I don't know for sure. She wouldn't admits you if I think
that she is toad. Greetings, my paid and unpaid interns. I am
Alex Capps, your DM or district manager. And this is overworked and Underplayed.
A D and D podcast, Four Young Professionals by Young professionals. Today's
icebreaker. What's a joke you told or heard it work that just did not
land? I am Tyler. I play the it Paladin as Bentley. And
the joke that Bentley told that didn't land was because Taylor took it to literally.
Was asking her to fill out an id tin T form to get assistance
with the technical issue. That was pretty easy and he thought it would be
it was funny, but she actually went looking for an id TINT. Yeah,
She's like, am, where can I find that? Yeah? I
d idiot form? Oh I got it? One zero t oh Yeah,
I'm not great at the imagining that that was written out. I would have
got it, I promised, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure,
sure sure. I've had to ask Marcel what it was. Okay,
cool, it's just an old classic, I t joke. It's like boobs
on a calculator. Right. Hi everyone, I'm Katie and I play the
boss Babe draw Druid known as Crystal, and this happened recently. So we
were playing trivia at work. And this is a Katie story, not a
Crystal story, because Crystal doesn't joke around about her her her hustle. So
I was at work in my team was playing trivia and they asked a question
about the rotation of Venus. Venus is a very slow rotating planet and it
is also the hottest planet. This is facts that I learned during the meeting
when we were playing trivia, and I thought of the joke immediately because I
am on this podcast and we make inappropriate jokes. But I knew the joke
wouldn't land in the meeting, so I kept it to myself. I kept
it to myself for six whole hours, and then I had another meeting with
the same people, but a smaller number, and I was like, guys,
I gotta tell a joke. And they were like what And I was
like, it's about Venus and they were like, oh, okay, and
I was like, it gives a new meaning to at least she's hot.
You know. No one laughed then, and they didn't laugh now, So
pretty, yeah, well at least pretty. Yeah, she's hot. At
least she's pretty. At least she's hot. And but again, I'm pretty
sure that's the Midwestern version of Bless your heart. I did get one pity
laugh, but not. The jokes are funny if you have to explain them,
right, funnier speaking of things being funnier when you have to explain them.
Hey, I'm Marjorie, I play God. Give it simple that okay,
Hey I'm Marjorie. I play Amy and Amanda a basic, b rough
and tumble human fighter with a freshly minted dentistry degree. So on her very
first rotation in dental school, she made a joke to try and you know,
kind of suck up a little bit to the resident dentist on staff,
and she asked him when is the best time to go to the dentist,
thinking this this is really going to impress them and it's tooth hurty mm hmm.
Didn't like it? Yeah, yeah, it was good though, Thank
you, thank you. Hi. I'm Anlin Hardy, and I played Taylor
Jacobs, a centaur barbarian with a heart of gold. She's recovering a recovering
Rageholick. So in an episode this is this is an Anilin thing, not
so much a Taylor thing. But in episode seventeen, we were talking about
the cow and at one point I was just like nipples and no wonder so
I just say nipples out of context. That's completely quiet. Anyway. I
feel like I make a lot of jokes that you know, I'm a quantity.
Anyway, what were you going to say? Marself? What upic your
boy? Marcel Hardy playing Richard Cox, the human consultant turned halfling Bard who
Holly believes it's better to be lucky than good, but it's best to be
both. And this is a joke that Richard tried to do during an interview,
so it wasn't quite actually at work, but the question he was presented
with was like, can you tell us about a time when client expectations were
not what you expected? And so Richard was a. Well, it is
never a time when the client does know what they want and one of the
interviewers cracked a smile and the other one did not. Is this a real
Marcel, it's it's a very similar experience, different questions, same concepts.
Yeah, and once again I am Alex Capps, your DM or district manager.
Luckily enough, I have an amazing editor named Marcel Hardy who edits out
all my jokes that don't land, so as far as you know, they
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own up Pod. So when we last left off, you guys had managed
to find a nice place to stay on your way to the orchard. So
we pick up mid question to Amy and Amanda from Taylor Jacobs. I,
well, no, I mean you don't. You don't do that on the
first date. Of course, I got what You're right totally were you should
I have done something different or where you're comfortable with? Yeah? Okay,
well yeah, because I mean, you know, I don't know him very
well all that. Yeah, like you haven't even seen it. Oh I
did do it? I did ahead? No, no, no, no,
you please go ahead. Did you even gonna look it is? Yeah?
That was another one of the reasons why I couldn't we I couldn't really
see myself with him because he had, you know, he had lots of
lots of issues and you wouldn't let me you know, yeah no, yeah,
yeah, definitely not. But overall you could fix his teeth for I
offered to, but he said he would he wouldn't want to do that.
Flag. Yeah, put a pin in here, really, because I'm just
imagining Leric seeing her go, like he's like, oh, she's going in
for kiss. Yeah, and he coming in all slack jawed, and she's
like, sticks a tongue depressor in his mouth, and he got a mirror
yeah, moller number five six and ye look a little man. You should
probably get those checked out. If he has that many molers, I would
be impressed. Continue. Sorry, he seemed really surprised when I started probing
each one of his cavities. So it was, you know, you've got
a probe's hole. That's definitely a form of intimacy, it is. He
was really surprobably kind of did a little yelp and all that, and so
I don't want to, and he wouldn't want, you know, he would
give me a review for your whole prose. No, No, like he
like, you know, was in pain a little bit. So yeah,
So it was about this time Mama Tildy comes by with some more drinks and
she says, you know, back in my day, he would have had
to talk to your father first before you go you go around probing each other's
house. Oh, like that. No, I'm a I'm a good girl.
Yeah yeah, she likes good care. Yeah she's concerned. Yeah yeah,
how has your brushing been, Richard? I will work on that right
now. I'm not in all help beer game. But Richard realized that Bentley
had the right idea of going to bed that's like sounds gets a good date.
It was nice. Yeah, it was sad. It was an adventure,
just not the exciting kind. Well everyonna is different exciting. Yeah,
you're right, I shouldn't be. I mean, what what's your type,
Crystal? Do you have a husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, whatever in the
in the real world, Taylor like chuckles because Taylor already knows the answer to
this question. So I do have a boyfriend, but I just kind of
like he's more of like a rental, you know, like you gonna keep
him around for the pictures, you know, and the other things. But
like one of the things, well, he's probably like really good. He's
a professional. He has a professional and he knows exactly what he's doing.
So it's he know, like he gets paid, and so it's kind of
nice. Do you pay? Yeah what I don't influencers? Yeah, yeah,
I rented. We have a contract. Okay, yeah, okay,
I mean whatever works for you. You know, I guess that's what marriage
really kind of is. Kind of it's like how a prenup. But then
I don't have to divorce him when I get bored. Oh, I just
give him back, you know, I just like put him back in the
ocean, just like gowait what like? I'd love to meet him sometime.
What's his name? His name is Chad. I'm just kidding, that's right,
Chad Norwick. Okay, Oh you know what that nast name is familiar.
Maybe he's a patient of mine. He does have good teeth, okay,
yeah. Oral hygiene is important for all of the things. Is that
in his contract that he has good oral hygiene? Yeah? It is?
Okay, So you know he mikes you if if if he does, I
would like a dental record report for him. He must provide it. So
he's been a little lazy oner just between us girls. Yeah, you're not
going to tell it. No, I'm just conduct h. I would have
to double check. Maybe he's what he's a patient of the of the practice
and maybe not my specific patient, but I don't know. Okay, cool,
Well, yeah he's pretty good. You could borrow him sometime if you
want that. So want to because I feel like that would be some kind
of conflict adventures or something, or perk on the job. You know,
Taylor's not jumping in joy thought of being Eskimo siblings. Oh that's wrong.
I don't think she probably isn't even considering that because she's a little drunkie.
Yeah, probably so, Taylor, Taylor, do you have it? Do
you have a significant other? Yeah? Nah, you know, keep it
like we're I've focused it on work, my career and stuff. Okay,
both though I do well. I pay I guess that's there's a you mean,
costs for it. But still, yeah, I hope one day to
have my life passed. Yeah, there's you, Crystal, And then then
I could do that, you know, yeah, one day. I mean
I get it. I am something to aspire too, so it's completely Yeah,
you're kind of like my inspiration. Maybe one day I will write a
book and I can get it to you. I would love that so much.
Okay, Taylor publicist, you'll be featured. I love that. So
you're so annoyed with you? Oh my gosh, that's what I'm here for.
I'm nice Taylor's like rubbing sweat off for Taylor. Yeah, I have
some water, honey, Yeah, tilts right back. Yeah. Okay,
So at this point, not to cut y'all's conversation short, but I want
Crystal and Amy and to make a perception check. Oh dear, uh said
perception yes, sixteen Okay, so both of you would see this. I'm
gonna say Taylor is kind of preoccupied right now. And the door opens up
and you see two elves walk in, one guy, one girl, and
they're dressed in like some long flowing, like cream colored robes and they're wearing
sandals, and they walk up to the bar and you hear one of them
go peace beyond to you, Mama, Tildy. I need some of that
good soup. That's not what I was expecting them to say. Oh I
think this is they're from the orchard. They need some of that good soup.
What is good soup? I mean the soup here is pretty good.
It is pretty good. I have like seven bowls of them. Are small,
but they are it's happling's eyes probably yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah,
exactly that Crystal now knows what a happling is. You're looking you're like
me, I'm adapting, So what are these like? I'm gonna point it.
I'm gonna like nudge Taylor and be like, hey, yeah, look
at those weirdos by the bar. Who are they? So Taylor? When
you look, you see two elves sitting at the bar in cream colored robes
like I described earlier, and the one that just ordered you see he like
flips his hair back like he's they're like sexy candles. Wow, you guys
are you guys are thirsty? That's That's all I can say. Like that
we've been here for Yeah, we've only been here for like a week or
something, spend so many days. I wonder if they're from the orchard,
because isn't the orchard a kind of cult thing? It could be. Do
we see any like orchardy logo type stuff on them? So all you see
on the back of their cloaks, there's just like the silhouette of a tree.
Yep. That's Sam Should like, Oh my gosh, okay, should
I'm going to take out that book that one of the ricks gave me quick
what information we're trying to find out from them? I was just saying,
Hi, I guess right, Oh, oh no, that's a good point,
Chris, though I don't remember, Yeah, I should be yeah,
Richard, Oh yeah, we have phones now, Richard. We're all three,
just like Richard. Yea, oh that's awesome Richard. Hey, but
okay, what were we trying to do from the orchard? Like, what's
the point of us doing this? Takes the toothbrush out of his mouth and
spits the water up. So they have one of Fizzle Bang's items that we're
looking for, or at least he thinks that they do. Oh mm okay,
so how should we Oh my gosh, that's a good point. Maybe
we should Okay, what about what if we like pose as? So while
they're talking, I want Taylor Jacobs to make a wisdom saving throw with disadvantage
because you've been drinking. Yeah, but she's got her rage under content.
No, this isn't for rage. Okay, that's just drunkie like, oh,
that's not too bad wisdom, yeah thirteen. Okay, you resist the
urge to just immediately just go up to them and start talking, like you
start to get up and then you stop. You go, hmmm, maybe
this isn't a good idea. Sit back down, and you guys see her
like start to get up and then sit back down talking about the plant and
pat her shoulder. I didn't say you wanted more like her him, because
she's you're over there brushing her like, yeah, pretty pony. Aren't keeping
in mind that you can literally just think what you want to say. You
don't have to. Yeah, I know when we were all drunk. We've
had several drinks. Yeah, yeah, I was referring to Taylor's gonna be
like, Richard, do you think you could come down here? There's like
some people that are from the place, so maybe we should note there's a
there's orchard people. Yeah, from the tree people, the trees. Okay,
we speak for the trees and says it into the Oh, dude,
you know the Laura Right, they're like so cool with their robes and stuff.
You can't miss them. But they also have super delicious hair, probably
because it's of all the apples they eat. They're elfies. Yeah, maybe
we should have been talking about our plans the whole couple of days we've been
running right now, you know what, this whole thing we've been like scooting
by. Yeah, and we've still been successful, So maybe that it's like
a sign I don't know. Yeah, we are the gods of improv.
Yeah. Yeah. So you guys see as Richard walks back into the scene,
Oh yeay Richard and point of information. You have three good omens and
two bad omens. Rich Hey, and so he's scanning the room to look
for tree people. You'd spot them immediately. You see the like cream colored
robes with like the silhouette of a tree in the back of them, and
their luscious hair, and they're just sitting at the bar, eating soup and
drinking their drink. All right. So Richard walked over to his group of
people. It's like, okay, so what a coincidence do those people are
here? What did you guys when they get here? Like so soon ago,
like just maybe like five yeah, like a few minutes ago. Okay,
Yeah, they've done anything weird since they got here. They asked for
the good soup. Yeah, it's probably got shrooms or something in it.
I feel like it's got something in it. Did they did she bring them
out a different soup? We should probably be watching. We should ask,
we should help. So we forgot. We should ask to have some of
their soups we could have there. It is so what is our plan,
like once we get to the orchard not even talking about these two two guys,
were we going to try and like just go in and pretend to be
so amien, I want you to make me a stealth chick. I'm talking
quiet. Okay, she's definitely not as drunk as two sheets to thee he
said steal. Yes, okay, so it's loud enough in here, they're
not hearing. What's okay? Okay, okay? Yeah. Are we going
to try and pose as people who want to join the cult or something?
Like? What? Were we trying religious people? Yeah? Like I have
that list of Rick's pocs, but it oh yeah we can What if we
just asked, like we just go up to them and be like, hey,
do you know of any job? Oh? Yeah, oh that yeah?
What were you going to say the people on her list? Yeah that's
even better. Yeah, any of them? You could pick any of them
or all of them. We could do all of them. M hmm.
Wow, she really is thirsty. Do them all back when after? Yeah,
I'm not sure which one's more. I don't know what do you guys
think? I mean, it seems like let's just see how it goes like
organically, we won't say anything to like specific about we just introduce ourselves.
Yeah, but what are we trying to do though, Like how we'd be
like, hey, where so and so? Let's just find out more about
like what they do. Let's not do anything we're not okay, Yeah,
we could just follow them around. Yeah, and the BIS we don't call
an intelligence gathering. Yeah, just okay, see what the opponents. I
mean, that's less fun, but we could do that. Yeah, it
gives you an advantage when you do have the fun stuff. Oh, do
we have any like market research? We gotta ask about like security too,
potentially where they would are we trying to? Like I guess the question is
are we eavesdropping? Dropping? Sounds good? Richard's here for eating? Have
you seen their hair? I have seen the hair, and I've heard our
conversation and I don't know. You're worried, aren't you? Oh, Richard,
don't you have that spider? Can you send it to like listen to
face? Oh? I have a spider, Sorry, Richard, Oh,
I wonder if you could send it over there like stealthy, stealthy sneak listen.
But I don't want them to step on it. What about the ceiling?
What if we sat okay to them, they wouldn't be very subtle,
It wouldn't okay, Okay, So while Taylor is talking with Richard, Crystal
is going to go, like, send her a little spider. I don't
even know if it has listening capabilities, but we're gonna pretend like it does.
Yeah, keep guying, yeah, and then I'm gonna send it on
the like on the ceiling and have it try and listen into their conversation.
Okay, So it scurries on over there. That's listening in okay, okay,
And what does it hear? Question Mark? How are you? How
are you going to listen to what it's hearing? Can it be connected to
the Yeah? Could I have sent it with the maybe if you had an
artificer? Well, fuck Jimmy, Jammie, Jammie. So what I'm gonna
say is about five minutes later, the spider comes like back over to you
and it just kind of holds up its hands. Okay, Oh, it's
shrugging nothing, it's got nothing. Well, shit, you're supposed to be
cool, and you are, and I love you for that, but this
was unhelpful. I just put it back on my shoulder and I give it
a little pat, maybe a little too hard. That didn't work. We
have to use our ears. You're really good at playing the drug. You
are. It's really just me when I'm tired. How many seats where are
they sitting at? They're sitting at the bar. How many seats are available
at the bar? Probably like four or so? Like there's so they're sitting.
There's like one seat in between the two of them, and then there's
like a seat on either side of them. Oh guys, they're not even
more friends. So what if we just like tried to be friends with them?
Like, we don't even need to get to know them, it's just
a networking opportunity. Should we ask Bentley too? Would you think he would
know it? Does Bentley? Wanna? Bentley? She's like, you have
yours on? Do not disturb having her friendship? Would have taken them off?
Did you take off all your armor too? No? So why would
you have taken that off? Specifically? So? I couldn't you sleep in
your armor? He does? Don't you? No? No, we have
jaws, No need to take this off. Line overworked and underplayed. We'll
circle back after these messages. Yeah, so you try to reach out to
Bentley and he doesn't respond, we should go get him. Oh, you
guys, we should like prank him. Okay, like what okay, plug
your hear Bentley, I need you to go to the other room. This
like this boon that our DM has gifted us, we are going to say
no things to that, and we're gonna go prank by instead. We should
faith he's like you guys are like like, wow, I can't believe we've
already made it to thirty episodes. And I'm like I can just because of
this. What his arms metal? What if we just give him a little
but because we don't have electricity, we could ask the orchard guys if they
have something and they could do it. Oh my gosh, we could put
him in as like we're trying to prank our friend and yeah we okay,
okay, all right, all right, see what they could do there.
I don't know. I feel like, is this a good idea? Doesn't
do we know it? Does Badley have heart problems? You're such a pain
in my IM just kidding, but that's a good point about health safety.
What if we just like put his finger in like a cup of warm water.
Yeah, yeah, he's landing it. And then oh that's that's if
you did the little zapp he could get, you could get both of those
things you could get, and that would be more alleged because the water.
Oh my god. Okay, we're off the rightyard. Maybe another time.
Okay, I think we leave Bentley, poor Bentley alone this time. Yeah,
okay, come back, Tyler, come back. We banished him to
Yeah, he probably could hear everything we're saying it. Yeah, definitely.
I made a good point about heart attacks. So you guys were all like
huddled up talking and when you look back at the bar, they're not sitting
there anymore. Well, we gotta go find them, clearly, and and
like as you turn to say that, but you see that they're both standing
like right next to you, Taylor Jacobs, Peace be upon you. My
dudes. We kind of overheard you guys talking about some like getting into some
radigans, and like, you know, I thought that'd be kind of cool,
but then she was like yeah no, But I was like no,
yeah, And so what do you guys, what are you? What are
we trying to do? First of all, like I love your whole vibe
like, how did you get your hair is celustious? We use like all
natural ingredients for all of our like bodily care, because we don't ascribe to
the mainstream like Lavronian kind of things. Like you know, you should totally
meet my friend Crystal. Yes, you see so much for natural stuff.
I love it so much. Oh I love your name. Crystal's got such
a nice like like just copasetic ring to it. Yeah, that's what my
publicist said to my name is Indigo. You can call that. That's so
cool. And this is my friend peace Indie and peace. Yes, and
together you make Indie Peace. Sure, I mean if that's your vibe.
So we're from this place called the Orchard, okay, and we just really
were digging you guys vibe like you guys like dude, I mean what do
you watched in We're like, oh my gosh, they look like really cool.
Yeah, people with the roast. And they're so clean too, so
clean. Well, cleanliness is next to godliness. As our under said,
do you guys have a spa? Tried like a like a hot spring and
it was could work. Yeah, we've got the day are bris. We've
got the hot spring. That's where we that's where we relax, you guys.
You guys seem so chill and cool. You guys. You know,
we're like a little family over there, and you know we we we always
welcome people and we think you people would be like good with our people,
and then you could become our people. How does that sound? Have a
question for you. You ever heard us talking about some shenani What would you
do in the situation? Like what shenanigan would you? Oh? Man,
Shenanigans. Oh, there's so many good ones you were talking about. I
heard like a little buzz buzz like you know, those are kind of fun,
but you got to watch out with some of the people because they can't
really handle the strain, if you know what I mean. But if I
was to do anything, I like banshee in the bedroom. That's where you
do this, and you see is he is he like conjures a minor illusion
of a banshee screaming, and he's like, obviously I put it on mute
because you know, you don't want to scare everybody in the bar, but
like you could have that appear right in front of somebody's face and scare the
bejesus out of him. Wow, never sleeping again. Yeah, that's such
a good one. So where you guys headed, Like, I mean,
y'all traveling, Like, y'all you'll have family, y'all, you're from here.
Tell me your story. Well, we ended up here in a weird
kind of way. There was like a pretty flash of light, and then
we accidentally ended up in this place, and then there were wolves and also
bears and I killed one of them, and then we ended up going to
the city. And she just goes, He's like, I believe it or
not, but I can relate like that flash of light, like when you're
born and you didn't ask to be, but now you're here and there's wolves,
Like there's like all the struggles of day to day live world. He
thinks, I'm being metaphorical. Yeah, you're being so meadow right now.
I'm digging at miss the womb. He says, yeah, like the yeah,
well hey, no, no you say that, and he turns goes,
yeah, but think of the orchard is like your new womb. It's
so comforting and warm. Wow, that sounds really awesome. Yeah, I
mean, you guys wanna you guys want to come check it out and maybe
chill. I mean, like, absolutely, we do, is it okay?
Yeah, yeah, it'd be great. We could depart first thing in
the morning. My dudes, awesome. How does that sound? Everybody sound
good with that? So it's just the four of you. We'll have to
ask our friend. He's the one we were trying to prank. But if
we're leaving bright and early in the morning, maybe we don't do that.
Hey, look, here's a deal. You don't have to ask him.
Just gotta sell him on it. We're pretty good talkers. I think I
can tell. I think we just got sold. Oh yeah, yeah,
yeah, Well we want to go there anyway, so it's fine if they
think that they've convinced us. Yeah, well, yeah, it was.
Well. I didn't get your names like I got Crystal obviously. Yea,
love it girl. What about the rest of you? Amien, Amien?
Okay, she's a doctor, a doctor, I'm good with you're a doctor.
No, with teeth open open up? Na. Oh, he's pretty
good in here. Oh yeah, I mean actually being all natural substances.
Wow, sugar, we hold our mouths open over a geyser and it burns
off all the old food particles. Oh my gosh. That sounds amazing,
probably good for your skinny or terrible, because it's probably fine. Pros like
it's like he looks thirty, but he's actually like fourteen. No he he
says, okay, and what about you, hims Taylor Jacobs. He says,
well, it was very nice to meet you, miss Amien and miss
Taylor Jacobs. And of course it was my pleasure, Crystal. And he
sees he like, whooshes his hair back again, and this is our our
first in command, Richard. Oh hey, little dude, I didn't see
you down there, so I forgot. Richards are really tall. He's the
brains. He's aren't you just a cute little fella? What's up, my
dude? What? What? What's your story? Yeah? He is little
Fellaard is not used to not being the tallest guy, and he's a little
tipsy, but he's holding in composed. It's like, it's nice to meet
you too. You want to get on my back as he's you see everybody's
face on her back and then turn her body so he's facing the elk.
He's like, he's like, just so we're clear, we accept all kinds
and all people's as long as they abide by our tenants. Do you have
those like written out? We don't have them written out. It's more of
like a thing you just know, you know, like it's it's you gotta
be authentic, right, There's Privacy is important, dignity is important to us,
safety is important to us. And of course, like you know,
there's the whole intellectual property and security. But that's a whole other thing.
Like that's like a big deal here with that. Yes, but I mean
as long as your chill, it's all good, you know, yeah,
pretty chill. Yeah, I can tell you guys are just vibing so hard.
Y'all are chill? Yeah, such a dig it. What about your
friend though? What's his deal? Wasn't he down here with y'all? Like
he is like a good sleepers, always tired. Well, we do wear
him out though. He gets pretty frustrated. He's like he hasn't look like,
what do you mean by wear him out? Like? No, no,
he is like you know, I projecture, Yeah, oh where is
lap? A lot of heavy he does. I can't only imagine how difficult
that would be to wear on a daily basis. It's heavy. Yeah,
cool, We'll see y'all in the morning man, right, Like, so
we'll see you guys in the morning, Like, yeah, all right,
chill, have a good sleepy sleeps in to go in Peace. Oh good
job. Remember Peace never talked. I'm not I'm not even trying to do
the valley girl piece thing. Do you Valley girl piece? Though? Your
best I need practice before I do that. Anyways, it's not as natural
as tour. It's not. Listen here you Harlot say that he probably would.
Honestly he would to the right person. Anyways. So if do you
guys have anything else you want to do that evening, I think that's good.
I think it would go upstairs, probably knock on Bentley st Yeah,
we should wake him up. I'll knock a few times. He has an
information. Billy, wake up, just kill down put on. She just
goes to she goes to knock and she just like donkey kicks Ye. That
be so noisy. It would be Billy. It would wake Bentley up.
Wat I'm assuming to see if I wake up. That's what's Constitution modified plus
three. All right, make me a strength check, Amy, And since
you were knocking first, okay, Bentley, like myself is a pretty heavy
step mean athletics. Yeah sure, all right, yeah it's a lot so
eighteen plus six oh yeah yeah. So so she goes to knock on,
she gets us athletics, and I had to use con because you're asleep.
Yeah, it's not an opposed check like against your it's not like your arm
wrestling. You're you're asleep. And so it's like whether it stirs you awake
or not. And I'm basing the fact that you have high constitution is like
that's you're a deep sleeper. Anyways, you wake up as you hear someone
banging on your door. Put your bracelet on. That's the whole purpose of
them. You gotta wear them. Bentley's not gonna get out of bed because
that's too much effort. Blet back on and be like, what do you
want Bentley? Okay to amen, Okay, guys, I have a He's
put his bracelet back on. Okay, all right, I'm gonna think to
you. I'm gonna just do my arms crossed like annoyed. Okay. We
met two people from the or a chair downstairs. They're really chill. Uh
that's probably not true. And well, if you had warned your thing and
come down here, you would be able to tell for yourself. So I
was a little tired from driving the card all day. Well, nobody was
making you gets mad when if I gave us to one of all, we
would have ended up somewhere not where we were going. Let's be really here.
So so so while you are in the middle of this, you see
as as Indigo walks up behind you all, he goes, oh, this
is where the party's at. Nice and just like kind of squeezes behind y'all
and goes off to his room. Okay, fine night, we're gonna like
wake up, go to sleeping, like wake up in a different place.
Who knows. So anyway, we're leaving for the voice. Yeah, just
knocked this episode she has a man talking over her. Oh no, maybe
she's just introvert. Yeah she could be. She could be just silent but
wise. Yeah, silent but deadly. As if your name is Okay,
we're leaving for the orchard first thing in the morning with these folks just f
y I. They don't know we were are. Oh I'm not here.
Oh that's okay. Silently, I'm silently I'm thinking all this to you.
I guess we were supposed to go there anyway, So it works out.
Okay, good night, he's just gonna go back to sleep. Nice,
all right, So we all go good night, guys, fun by,
good night. Nice about your day. Thank you. Still we all in
a room together, probably are Probably I'm just imagining, like like if you
weren't that she was like Taylor's over here like drunk dialing all of you.
I love you guys so much, like I don't anybody it could be here
in this nightmarewood. I'm so glad. It's like you guys, do you
know what I mean? Like you're just so special and important. Night and
then she's like she leaves her, she leaves her pricelet on you just hear
snoring, Sorry for gotta hang up. Yeah, you're good. And that
is the evening. Yeah. So the next morning you all wake up and
you head downstairs, and uh you see is peace and indigo. We're already
downstairs like eating some bread and cheese. They're like, ah, morning,
my dudes. Hey, we're ready to go whatever you are. Yeah,
it's to see you guys too. Y'all feeling all right this morning? Yeah?
I need to pick up a little grub, yes, yes, okay,
that would be good nice. Oh you must be Bentley. Yeah,
what's up, dude? What's up? So what's your story? Like,
like you on this like crazy journey with all of us too? Yeah,
totally. Oh, just chasing those good vibes, good vibes, only my
dude, that's what's up. And he holds his hand up for a high
five. Yeah, Bentley, high five. I like this guy. Oh
he's not a stick in the mud at all. I'm gonna can Amy ever
said the can Amy, And I'd like to roll an inside check to see
if Bentley's actually what act, if he's acting or not, or if she'sance
check? Can do a performance check Bentley? Well, actually, no,
you have high charismas so oh let's see here. That's a seventeen plus three.
So okay, So then you make an insight check, Amyen, can
Richard do an inside check on what's his name? Because we definitely did not
call him a stick in the mud, And right now that he's a little
bit sober, he's like, I wonder if these guys know who we are?
Yea, since we know who they know that with almondise, sure,
insight is a six, all right, so you're you actually get a little
frustrated because you think Bentley's actually excited for the first time in days. Give
that to Richard to be fair. He's been half dead for days, that's
true. That does track. Yeah. Plus he's not a stick in the
mud. He just learned from the guard that gets good to go to bed
early and oil up your armor and weapons without rust. Yeah, good point.
He likes slides right out of bed, all greased up. I got
a nineteen for insight. So your insight check of nineteen, you get a
little suspicious that maybe they know more than they're letting on. Okay, just
don't let them know that we know that they know we know exactly. Yeah,
that's the mind game Richards trying to play. Never bet against the Sicilian
when what is it? When death is on the line? Anyways? Uh
so, all right, are we ready to get rolling then, guys and
gals. Yeah, that sounds so good. Damn it. That's a great
yeah. Tally ho, my dudes, the horses hooked back up to the
wagon. Yeah, Bentley please hello me, dear started a fight? Alright,
alright, I need Amy and to make an animal handling check. Are
you as good with the horses as I am? Okay, so Bentley is
all, I is all I yeah, sure, gohead and she like basically
drifts the wagon around right in front of everybody, and it was like hop
in conside rift though. Yeah, and uh you see as Indie turns,
he goes, oh sweet, moves my lady like that's pretty. That's pretty
chill. Thanks. Thanks. You know, I do love I do love
animals. I love animals. Took. So, are we gonna like follow
you? I mean, sure you have a do you have? He's in
his own wagon Okay, Yeah, it's just smaller and it's you see,
it's loaded with what looks to be some kind of produce. Okay, he
says. Yeah, we're just heading back from one of the other little little
villages through here that we get our like fresh fruits and vegetables from that we
don't grow at the compound. Yeah, so we're just picking those up and
you know, heading on back so we can make some you know, smoothies
and stuff. Do you guys have any apples? I've got all kinds of
apples. What kind do you like? We got the uh, we got
these red ones, we got these green ones, uh, and we got
these blue ones. What they're a blue apples. Yeah, you never had
a blue apple. So he hands you a blue apple and he goes,
these are like some of my favorite ones. Uh. They're a little tangy
though, so you gotta watch out. Okay, thank you so much.
And it's basically just like a really sour sour apple. Like it's almost like
a warhead like that. Her face kind of concre that. All right,
so we're ready to hit the road. Let's go, all right, tally
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