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Uh uh ah, what's up everybody, It's rose picks were a little late.

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Apologies I had I had an Internet
outage. Mm hmmm. John and

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I were like, what is happening. This is like the freaking dark ages.

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We decided to make hieroglyphics in our
cave to communicate with people really in

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other societies. Yeah, uh huh. John made a picture of fire,

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and I think we really you know, we met some people just gathered out

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in front of our house, except
the people that do have that have AT

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and D. We have spectrums,
so the people with AT and T were

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like, you know, laughing at
us, and you know, scrolling Facebook

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and front of us, and you
know, it was a whole thing.

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We always we could. We always
age ourselves when we when we use Facebook.

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I know, and I do it
all the time, and occasionally I'm

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less and less finding myself on Facebook
and I do post, like I post

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I shared a story today. I
know this isn't the podcast for this,

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this is our bord f I'll say, I guess I'll save it. But

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all all this to say, I
like shared a story that I thought was

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kind of funny from five years ago. You know, how you can do

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that. Yeah, like my old
story, and I'm like, who fucking

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cares? Like, not only am
I saying things to no one, I'm

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repeating myself. I'm like putting up
an old story that nobody cared about the

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first time. Interesting. I still
I guess my age, whatever it is,

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I still do. I still use
Facebook. I use it too.

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I mean there's Facebook marketplace. We
all love that. That's become, you

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know, And that's why I call
it the Facebook, because I want to

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let people know that I am of
a certain age. You know you hear

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that? Honk? Yeah, guy
that's really into me. Hold on,

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let me tell him just later.
I don't know why he does that.

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You could just text me that he
doesn't like all that kind of he doesn't

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like technology. Yes, yes,
honks in the alley. And I know

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it's him because no one else really
does that. You're like, just send

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me a Facebook message, and he's
like, what's Facebook? I'm twenty two,

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Cecily, come on now, I
don't understand any of it. And

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I'm you know, I'm just like
a cool I'm a cool dude. We

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don't do yeah, that's not that's
not what we do anymore. We don't

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use technology. Okay, let can
you still hear him honking? Why would

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you continue honking like that? I
apologize for him. I'll have a talk

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with him. It's okay, but
let us tell you we haven't even gotten

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to what we're talking about today.
What you're talking about, in case you

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were missing us from last week,
is vander Pump Rules, which I'm gonna

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I'm gonna be fair. I was
like, I'm not watching this show.

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I refuse. Cecily was like,
listen, I know it's not our biggest

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numbers ever, but like people do
watch it and I love it or love

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to hate it. You know,
I did not say I love it.

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Yeah, I say, I mean
I get into it this season, I

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will admit is it's rough. It's
rough, It's not great. Well,

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so I was watching it kind of
against my will. But you know,

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as you as you guys know,
the Bachelor's over and the Real Harshwives is

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over for right now, for now. So I was like, okay,

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I'll watch it. And I have
to say, there are a lot of

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people that I would like to maim
on vander Pump Rules. I got mad

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about it all over again. So
you love well, you love sheena a

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lot, and you love Tom Sandoval. You think people are being unnecessarily harsh

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to him, right what you said? Okay, it's funny you say that

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because you're a Jack's apologist, especially
when he said like the racist stuff.

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A lot of people don't know Stephanie
loves Jax John her husband does too.

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I don't really know what's going on
there. How did my husband go doing

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like a threesomething with What are you
doing with Jack? I don't like him?

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Why would you? Now? This
is frustrating. I don't. I

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didn't. You're the one who watched
The Valley and loved it so much.

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You were like, oh my god, how many seasons are we going to

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get? I can't wait. You
moved to the Valley because of the Valley.

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You're like, I love this show
so much, I'm going to move

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there. By the way, Jackson
does have a bar and it's supposed to

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be awful. And I have a
story to tell you, but maybe we

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should get into Vanderpump person and I'll
tell you the Jack story because there is

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a lot. But before we get
into it, can I just do a

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macro note on vander Pump? Yes, So last week I got very riled

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up. Maybe it was two weeks
ago when sheena shea for saying to no

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one, nobody cares, nobody's asking
her that. She announces that she had

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an orgy with John Mayer, right
remember, and you were really maund And

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she's like said it with her like
little like she's spilling tea and she's sipping

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on her straw. She did her
little like she pulled a Garcel. She

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had one of those Garcel moments with
Garcela and her confessionals where she would say

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something and then kind of look to
one side and take a sip of her

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straw through a straw. I didn't
say it. Yeah, was of a

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sitcom that what's his name? Rcle
so laud or so it's not that,

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but it's something like that. I
didn't know what, yeah, but it's

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so annoying. Yeah. So so
yeah, she said she said something that

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she was like, yeah, my
body is a wonderland, which I can't

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say who it was, but let's
just say my body is the wonderland.

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Yeah, with her through her giant
veneers that she can't speak through. So

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John Mayer does not. He did
not take well to this. He okay,

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there's a lot of stuff that came
out of dinner last night. This

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is kind of all related. Now
it's all Oh, so, some of

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my friends kind of know they don't
know Andy very well. They let's just

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say, they know people that know
Andy. Okay, Okay, so they

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know and they're a little kind of
maybe Like I've been to a party where

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John Mayrat, John and Andy are
very good friends. John Mayor and Andy

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co in her friends. He's on
Watchop a lot, uh huh. And

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you know he considers himself a Bravo
guy. Okay, uh and he watches

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all the stuff. So John goes
John Mayer goes on I guess watch what

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happens? Uh huh. And he's
like, that's fucking bullshit. I did

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not hook up with Sheena. Sche
just is just not true. And I

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feel like I want to say,
okay, please, I feel like I

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feel like he would have admitted it. Do you think or you you believe

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her? I know, and I'm
not being funny one yes, okay,

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I kind of believe him because I
don't know why he would lie. He

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doesn't care, He's sucked up with
many famous people and he's changed. I

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don't see why he wouldn't just go
like, yeah, it was a long

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time ago. Well, this is
from like a source suite did he go?

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A source says he's annoyed by the
entire thing and wants nothing to do

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with her. He actually say that, are they? This is just a

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story that came up page six.
Reached out to reps for Mayor to comment.

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So maybe he didn't actually go.
Maybe I made that part up because

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there's a picture of him on Watch
What Happens on page six, so maybe

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I got confused there. But either
way, he's saying it out didn't happen.

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I believe it did. I don't. I think she sucks so much,

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but I think she's a total starbucker
and she probably ugged him. She

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one hundred percent did. I think
he's a liar, liar, and I'm

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sorry, I don't believe him at
all. Well it's possible, Okay,

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what if he did? And I'm
not trying to really stick up for him.

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I don't really. I don't care
about him either way, But it

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isn't it possible too that he's just
really annoyed and denying it, because like,

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why are you this many years later
when you know, yeah, I

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was kind of a dick back in
the day. It was a douche.

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Uh you know, but why do
you care about? Why are you telling

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people? Now? You thirsty?
You're thirsty beatch? So why not just

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say that? Why not be like, listen, I you know, I

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keep I've really been trying to keep
that private. That's super tacky. He

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could just say that, like,
why don't you just be honest? If

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if it happened, if it didn't
happen. What if she's a liar?

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I don't think she's. She's a
lot of things. Well she does withhold

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information from Katie, which we're going
to find out in this so she is

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kind of a liar, But I
don't think that's her brain. I don't

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know. I just think of him, you know as a swiftie Stephanie.

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Uh huh. I believe Taylor.
And if Taylor says he's bad, then

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he's bad. I think I definitely
think he was bad. But I do

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think he got really shamed in the
media. I don't we haven't heard any

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stories. When's the last time you
heard a story about him hooking up with

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anybody? I think he got a
much better uh what you might call it,

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uh what do you think the thing
they have to sign then? DA?

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Yeah, I think he got I
think he got wise. You know

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I was, you were yes when
I made out with you know who that

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I talk about still to this day, Russell Crowe, Yes, And I

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didn't. He said I'd have to
sign one if I went back with that,

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and I chose not to go back
to his hotel, so I never

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signed anything. Okay, let me
ask you this. If you went back

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to Russell Crowe's hotel, I didn't, but yes, if you did.

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Hypothetically, if you and you had
signed an NDA, what what if you

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got pregnant? Would that make it
so that you couldn't ever tell anybody.

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I'm so sad hearing this because I
really wish that's how it all had gone

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down. And my dad before he
had he said this as well, like

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I told him the whole story.
I was like, and then he we

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made out and then he asked me
to go back to the thing, and

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I was like no. When my
Dad's like why not? You know,

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like you could have just totally had
Russell Cruw's baby. I mean, you

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just to chain you just to change
yourself out of everything. It's just kind

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of kidding, but not only right. It's kind of like signing a prenup

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but before like a prefuck and then
and then in case something happens, like

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you have no rights. I don't
think it means that you have no rights.

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I mean, but that's the thing. You're in a wild moment.

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And do you read the whole thing
and the small print that this lawyer has,

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like you know, like hold on
my lawyer, right right, right,

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right right, Okay, we're in
Mexico. I'm gonna have to use

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the hotel concierge. Oh shoot,
it's midnight. Could I read it to

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my lawyer over the phone. It's
another reason I believe her. It's just

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the kind of thing like I'm thirsty
too. I mean, I get she's

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going to tell that story forever because
it's like a great She loves that shit.

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That's she's all about it her whole
life. She's just been trying to

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be on the show, on a
reality show, or be famous. She

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wanted to be an actress. Like
it happens. I know that I'm not

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one hundred percent. I'm not going
to put money on it, Okay,

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but I believe her. All right, Okay, Well I'll say this,

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then all you've turned me around on
this. I believe her, but I

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don't care who cares? And I
don't. I don't. I don't think

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it's I don't think it's any kind
of hot tea that she even said it,

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And I think she sucks for saying
it. Who cares? Why does

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John Mayer have to get hurt by
your Like? Who cares? I hear

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that? All right? So they're
giving us little bits like James's what is

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it? Oh, he picks out
all of Ali's outfits. That's supposed to

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be cute and Joe I just wrote, and Joe has been invited to a

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party. Why is it supposed to
be cute that he picks out her outfits?

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It's like Mikey with Erica Jane,
like yeah, bitch, oh no,

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you're gonna wear I think it's time
for a pink look tonight, Like

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what are you doing? Well?
So let's just not forget that James is

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so proud of himself for the pasta, like it's not about the posta like

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that. We're still I mean,
he's you know, they all got a

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catchphase going, like you know they
all can imagine they all sat around off

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camera and we're like, we talk
about cocaine, we can't really say cocaine.

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What's a word? And some idiot, one of them, probably Sheena,

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was like, let's just call it
pasta and they just ran with it.

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So that's what James is given back
to the world. Although I do

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hear from the ground floor that he's
pretty nice. James used to be terrible,

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but like John, like your John
Mayer, he's kind of turned around.

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He's not sober. Yeah, well
he's sober. Well he's not.

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He's not sober sober, but he's
he's sober, more sober than he was.

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He doesn't drink really right now.
He's not drinking again. He gave

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up drinking. It's been I mean, as of the show when we're watching,

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I think it was like six months. I don't know exactly where he

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is to this day, but he
considers himself California. He's here. Oh

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is he? He's at your house? Yeah? If you're physically where is

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he? He's here? Wow?
Okay a lot. One more thing I

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have to tell you about John Mayer
is that when this story came up last

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night at dinner and it did,
one of my friends said, we'll wait

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till the story the stuff comes out
about John and Andy and but I mean,

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nothing was really that was just something
that was floated out of dinner.

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And I didn't pursue that conversation because
I was like, that doesn't seem real.

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But okay, interesting kind of tea
got spilled. But it was,

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you know, Margarita, so really
tea. So who knows, let's talk

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about Okay, So Arianna wants to
poach mom's assistant Anne, who, by

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the way, I looked up Ann
on Facebook and we have nine mutual friends.

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Oh my god, did you try
to friend her? No? I

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didn't even think about it. Let
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Yeah. Okay, so we'll get
We'll come back to that. But

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that's that's exciting, Okay, can
I is there? We have sixty eight

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mutual friends. What her name is? Anne? One of them is like

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my one of my best friends.
I'll just say it, Chip. Actually

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a lot of my good friends were
friends with her. Okay, I'll add

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her right now. Hold on,
her name's Anne Maddox. You guys are

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hearing this in real time? Yeah, this is crazy. Okay, Wait

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did she change her lastning to Maddox? So that I found now so because

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her boss is Sandabal, but she
is trying to get on. Yes,

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she wants Ariana to be her Ariana
to be her boss. Guys, they're

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getting their own show, the Assistant. So I think Anne's getting her own

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show. I'm not joking, like
there's going to be an assistant show.

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It' spin off interesting I mean in
and by interesting, I mean not interesting,

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I mean she was. She's a
UCB person. Looks like she is

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a performer and writer at UCB and
a freelance writer. And I think she's

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going to be our new best friend. Okay. So Laala and Schwartz have

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lunch, and this is where he
reveals that he one time hooked up with

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Sheena. Wait, have we skipped
the party? About where Billy? Where

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Tom? And Ariana? You can
throw anything at any time because the thing

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is the problem with this show,
which I hate, is they'll do five

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seconds of each thing, so you'll
go here, here, here, and

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then it goes back and forth still
like all right, well okay, okay.

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Lalla hangs out with Schwartz. Okay, I'm with you, okay,

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and Laala asks if he's ever had
sober sex, and then Schwartz is like,

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you know, and this is this, this annoys me as a sober

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person. I don't like Laala either. I'm just gonna say that, but

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I I'm with her when she's having
some of these conversations. It seems frustrating

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because people like Schwartz are like,
I mean, you know what, I

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like to go on like booze benders
where I just get like fopped up,

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like so fucked up, like so
so so drunk. But then I get

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like really into being sober briefly right
like four days and sober like for a

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weekend, like I'm not drinking anything. It's like, what what do you

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think that? That's like yeah,
and then I'll just like meditate, need

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healthy, and then I'll just get
fucked up again and do like so much

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drugs. So what Okay? Yeah, I mean I don't feel for La

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La, but I think in general
that's annoying, like to say, like

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he's just so out of touch,
he's just completely out of touch with and

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by the way back behind the curtain
story, Stephanie and I had a small

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argument about whether a guy I dated
and we're not going to make any allusion

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to that guy, is whether he's
more a Sandaball or Schwartz. And finally

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I won the argument because I was
like, I dated him, Yeah,

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I know him better, So I
I won that one. But I knew

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but I will say that I knew
him before Cecily even knew him. But

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I was never like really good friends
with him. So I give it.

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I give it to her, thank
you, thank you. But I felt

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like, looks Wise really they have
a more like cute, like a more

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of an impish look. Oh maybe
looks Wise. Yes, okay, we

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love him either way. Meanwhile,
okay, so La La immediately tells Katie.

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I mean, this is kind of
teap, but it's obviously just trying

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to drum up. They have nothing
like they had last season. So they're

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like, we got to come up
with some storyline. Well we haven't even

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said the thing though that before she
goes and tells we didn't even say what

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happened. Tom said he once made
out with Sheena in Vegas and Lamas like,

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uh, what the yeah, and
he's like yeah, and she's like,

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well while you were with Katie and
he's like, yeah, I mean

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we were there, so they were
dating at the time. That was her

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boyfriend. I believe they was seriously
dating. Yes, they're seriously dating.

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Oh no, they were in aged. They were engaged. So Laala is

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really annoyed right on the spot that
shea never engaged because they said it was

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I think they said it was twelve
years ago, and they weren't engaged twelve

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years ago. First off, they
changed the timeline because he said twelve years

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ago and then later says a few
years ago. So it was confusing.

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I could not figure out exactly when
it was. But I don't think they

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were engaged yet, could be wrong. I mean, I'm pretty sure that

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it came up later that she says
we were engaged. Oh well shit then

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than they were. But it doesn't
really matter. I could be wrong,

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It doesn't really matter. The point
is that Lala is instantly like, huh

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uh, that's weird that Sheena never
told me that. So then Lala goes

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to Katie, goes right to Katie
and she tells her about how Sheena made

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out with Tom, and Katie stirs
up, just to stir shit up obviously

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for the show. Yeah, totally, but put yourself in their place.

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I don't know what the point was. I don't know if Schwartz is just

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trying to like make himself more relevant
somehow, like Jillie letting this kind of

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stuff out. But it's shitty even
if it happened a long time ago.

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If I found out that my ex
had been cheating on me, I would

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be pretty pissed, absolutely, And
Katie was put through the fucking hell.

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And I know everyone brings up,
oh, you have such a bad take

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about Katie. She used to drink
a lot and say mean things like okay,

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yes, none of them have been
perfect. She is the only one

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on the show that has not cheated
on somebody that I can think of,

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literally, the only one. I
can't think of a single other person that's

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a main cast member on the show
currently that hasn't done all the shit that

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other people have done, including Ariana
as we've talked about. So like Katy

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alone, people are going to get
people always get mad at us, both

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of us, for our takes on
things. And this is the thing about

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listening to it, you know,
recap, We're going to have different opinions.

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We had different opinions than a lot
of people in the Real Housewives,

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but not everybody is going to share
your opinion and I'm not talking about you.

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I'm talking about the audience. Not
everybody's going to if you you could

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hate Katie, and not everybody's going
to share that opinion, or she wouldn't

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be on the show. Right we
are, Katie stands and I stand by

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it for now. So Katie's pissed
as you would be. Then we go

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to the DJ event right where Joe. Let's get in. Let's get in

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on Joe. Okay, did she
call herself Joe? Like? What was

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the R two D two? What
was the what was the conversation about R

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two D two? I swear to
god, I don't know. I don't

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know, but okay, so listen, I'm coming in a little bit new

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on this stuff, on the Joe
issue, but uh, for ame a,

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what's that? Anything? Anything?
Okay? But I'm getting like,

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I know, they all used to
kind of call her spooky and they feel

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like she kind of came across as
like a math addict. And we're going

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to get into this, but when
I'm just seeing her, like something is

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off about her, like I'm just
being this is just me being completely objective,

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and the vibe is like a kind
of a like a well, I

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as I tried to refer to her, but this could be so politically incorrect,

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but I feel like the vibe is
like pick me lesbian. Well that's

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not correct. It's not correct in
this situation, but I know what you're

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saying. Like she's trying to she's
like a more like if she was like

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Morgan Wade, like kind of like
I feel like she's trying to have this

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like that hat. Yeah, the
hat. She's like. She's like,

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you know, everybody's really dressed up. Arianna's wearing this like fucking revenge dress

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where you can see her all her
ass. All the girls are dressed up,

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and she's like, you know what, I'm not going to fucking dress

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up. I'm taking Joe's side on
this one. I don't like Joe,

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but I mean, I know she
dresses the way I dressed in the nineties

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in college. I told you,
like, when I go to a club,

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i'd wear a backwards baseball frat hat. Yes, so that's what she's

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doing. She's that girl, and
I was that girl. Although that was

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the times. It's like I k
performative, like I don't even care,

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Like I'm just trying to Like I'm
just trying to look cool. I'm just

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really cool. Like it's like lesbian
barshic. It's like, I know,

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I'm wearing like these kind of tight
jeans that are very straight leg with like

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some sneaks, and like a sweatshirt
and then a cat baseball hat and then

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when and then but then she's crying
in the bathroom. It's interesting because it's

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so funny, like our inner protector. Like even if I don't like Joe,

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if you're it's like she's like my
sister or something, like you're coming

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for her now. All of a
sudden, I'm like, I like that

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hat. Why are we like this? Why am I like this? It's

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like I'm being a contrarian. I'm
not trying to be Okay, I don't

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mind that look, but I know
what you mean. It's the the reason

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I don't like Joe isn't because of
the way she was dressed. I thought

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she looked really cute, and I
hate like the way sheina. Like I

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don't like all the I don't like
what they when they get ridiculous. I

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mean, they're too old for that
shit. But I what I don't like

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about Joe where she's a pigmy girl
is because she is like I just hang

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with the guys. I don't really
understand. She's like Fox over women.

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She's not been truthful. We'll get
into all that, but like, yeah,

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my issues with her her personality,
well, she's basically living with Katie's

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ex husband and wanting to be part
of the group where and not understanding why

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people aren't that nice, why they're
not all gravitating towards her and like loving

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on her, and they're like,
okay, but you're you've you've been kind

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of being basically sly. I thought
you were slick m hm for a long

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time close friends, recent ex husband
who fucked her over the story though she

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was friends with Kristin and Kristen.
I don't know how much you watched vander

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Pump like through the Kristen years.
But she has rewritten her story. But

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like she was a nightmare. You
know, she was cheating on Sandoval.

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Sucked to her as well, Like
it sucked, but she was crazy,

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Like she also had sex with Jacks
while she was with Sandoval. Okay,

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she blew Jacks like that all came
out. She fucked over her friend Stscy.

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I mean, there's so many terrible
things, so Joe and Kristen were

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friends, and she was always trying
to make Joe happen. Joe's been trying

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to get on the show for like
ten years. Okay, this is not

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She just finally made it, and
she did it by and pretended to sort

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of kindness, sort of be Katie's
friend. But the whole this whole time,

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she was hanging out with Schwartz and
Sandoval, knowing that Sandoval was cheating

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on Ariana. Right, so many
reasons not to like Joe, right,

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which is gonna come out later in
this episode. Right, And I mean,

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I don't know that I love how
they bully her the way that they

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do, but I also kind of
and well we'll get to that. But

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are they bullying her or are they
just like not happy to have her there?

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I mean, to me, bullying
is as we say, it's like

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such a big word. And to
be like running into the bathroom. I

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just feel like she's not Tea.
She's not being hell, she's not being

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accountable, she's not being accountable.
Cheat, she's part of a double cheat.

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I don't like the double cheat.
It's not great. She's not as

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cool as she's pretending to be.
And it's it's annoying. So they're all

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there. Tom shows up, he
walks in all cocky. Arianna shows up.

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Tom's like, she looks good.
Shut the fuck up, Tom,

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nobody cares what you think about what
Arianna looks like. I don't care.

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Oh, I just And then Joe
is so on she's hanging with that side

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with Billy. Yes, they're all
just and it's kind of it's kind of

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sad to watch because they are the
ones that are not included, and so

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they're trying. They're like, you
know, they would be just as mean.

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Billy is very mean, and they
would be just as mean if they

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were like the cool, the cool
ones. Right now, they're just not

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And Billy's trying to make Sandoval go
out with this girl named Teeth. Yes,

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he's so dressed up. Oh my
god, talk about oh god,

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yeah, you're right, I'll take. I'll take. Joe's like dressed down

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next to these people that are like
but it's so it's so fake when he's

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like, yeah, so yeah,
I guess like you're cool, I'm cool,

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Like do you like to go bulling? He's the worst. It looks

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at the camera constantly. Have you
noticed how many times he breaks on not

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on purpose, he just breaks the
fourth wall, just looks at the camera.

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Yes, he's so self aware,
he's he's just but he's not.

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He's not even a way such a
bad actor that he just straight like Tom

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Yeah. No, so okay.
So Sena's being she is being kind of

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mean because Joe is a hair dresser. She cuts people's hair, right,

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that's she cuts Swartzy's hair. It's
supposed to be so cute. And Shina

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is being really rude about her wearing
a hat. And I thought she knew

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was just being a c word.
She's just not having it and she's just

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feeling at her. So they all
click off. I mean, do you

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so your your take on that is
she shouldn't been wearing the hat. My

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take on it is that the look
was very like, I'm just a guys

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girl, I'm just like as you
or you were doing some jokes about it

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the other day about like I just
like I just feel more comfortable when I'm

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camping. Well, she also said
not only bad, but she's like,

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ah, where do I put my
gangly long legs? And where are the

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tall people sit up? And like
she just kept saying that to Ali and

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James, who are probably a little
short. I know Valley is probably shorter,

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and she's just kind of looking at
her like, Okay, I'm sure

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you can figure out where to put
your legs. We're like at lunch.

405
00:26:23.359 --> 00:26:27.440
I'm not six five. I mean
she's not you know what, She's just

406
00:26:27.519 --> 00:26:32.319
that's it's like that kind of humble
brow. But remember when you were doing

407
00:26:32.359 --> 00:26:36.240
the like like I just love camping, Like where is there camp ground somewhere?

408
00:26:36.559 --> 00:26:38.359
Because I just feel more comfortable when
I'm like out in the wilderness.

409
00:26:38.559 --> 00:26:41.920
I just want to be with my
favorite rock. I just got to be

410
00:26:42.000 --> 00:26:45.680
with my friends. Like that's just
I'm just the kind of girl I am.

411
00:26:45.119 --> 00:26:48.319
I'm not I'm not saying all girls
have to be like that, just

412
00:26:48.359 --> 00:26:49.839
how that's where I'm comfortable. Yeah, that's just what I like. Is

413
00:26:49.880 --> 00:26:55.359
anybody going camping this weekend? That'd
be like so cool, like like yeah,

414
00:26:55.359 --> 00:26:57.160
if Ariana is like I'd like to
go and she's like, just guys,

415
00:26:59.279 --> 00:27:03.200
thanks, So then this is where
it gets funny. We're still on

416
00:27:03.240 --> 00:27:06.000
page one, by the way,
so we should probably because it's my fault

417
00:27:06.000 --> 00:27:07.599
because I did the whole John Mayer
thing at the beginning it's my fault.

418
00:27:08.240 --> 00:27:11.640
Okay, Okay, this is where
she says, so she's mad because the

419
00:27:11.680 --> 00:27:15.160
girls are being kind of mean to
her, and she's like, they've said

420
00:27:15.200 --> 00:27:18.400
that, I'm like on crack crack
what she does. And then she goes,

421
00:27:18.440 --> 00:27:21.680
you can't say that about someone who
has a d D. I'm like,

422
00:27:21.799 --> 00:27:25.279
roop record scratch. Yes. First
of all, yes you can.

423
00:27:26.160 --> 00:27:30.200
That's exactly what you say. Well, it's this thing that we don't like

424
00:27:30.440 --> 00:27:34.920
as and you know, I'm I'm
one of one of not the I'm one

425
00:27:34.960 --> 00:27:40.440
of the woker people that you're gonna
that you're gonna meet. I will correct

426
00:27:40.720 --> 00:27:44.920
the way that you say, not
you personally, but I will correct people

427
00:27:44.960 --> 00:27:48.880
for using the wrong terminology. But
it goes over the top when you're like,

428
00:27:48.960 --> 00:27:52.839
you're being ablest because I have ADHD. Okay, so you can't focus

429
00:27:52.160 --> 00:28:00.200
sometimes, so that makes it okay
to fuck somebody's boyfriend or exactly by the

430
00:28:00.240 --> 00:28:03.279
way, at this moment, I
looked up the symptoms of add and ADHD

431
00:28:03.359 --> 00:28:08.759
and I one hundred percent have back
miss as do I hundred I would very

432
00:28:08.839 --> 00:28:15.000
much do better with medication one percent. The only the thing that scares me

433
00:28:15.039 --> 00:28:17.640
about the medication is like, what
if it made like I take adderall and

434
00:28:17.680 --> 00:28:21.039
I'm just through the roof. Well, right, I understand, but but

435
00:28:21.279 --> 00:28:27.400
we what we're saying is we have
it, no question, but we don't

436
00:28:27.519 --> 00:28:32.279
like but we don't sleep slept with
someone's boyfriend on purpose, like if I

437
00:28:32.359 --> 00:28:36.279
knew that he had a girlfriend,
and if I did, I certainly wouldn't

438
00:28:36.279 --> 00:28:41.000
be like, oh my god,
I have ADHD. Stop. Well,

439
00:28:41.000 --> 00:28:44.359
because I got into a slight thing
on whispering because I was like, what

440
00:28:44.519 --> 00:28:47.079
up with Joe? I just said
really nothing. I'm like, is Joe

441
00:28:47.079 --> 00:28:49.079
okay, it's a few weeks ago. Huh. People were totally agreeing with

442
00:28:49.079 --> 00:28:52.839
me, and then someone was like, that is so rude. Clearly Joe

443
00:28:52.880 --> 00:28:57.480
is neurodivergent. I'm like, yeah, so so, and if that's even

444
00:28:57.519 --> 00:29:00.599
true, that's and so I was
kind of waiting for Joe to say that

445
00:29:00.640 --> 00:29:04.599
about herself, but she came up
as she said add instead, right,

446
00:29:04.640 --> 00:29:11.440
which is I guess neurodivergent. It
doesn't make you sleep with other people's guys.

447
00:29:11.160 --> 00:29:15.279
Well, although I guess you could
say Joe technically didn't, No,

448
00:29:15.519 --> 00:29:21.720
but she didn't, but she was
shady as fuck and did she and hung

449
00:29:21.759 --> 00:29:25.599
out with Roquel, right, oh
yeah, oh yeah, yeah, did

450
00:29:25.640 --> 00:29:27.960
not whatever? At okay, at
Ariana's house. Aren't we going to find

451
00:29:29.000 --> 00:29:34.640
that out? Knowing that, knowing
that Raquel was or Rachel was sleeping with

452
00:29:34.680 --> 00:29:38.920
Ariana's boyfriend. By the way,
when Joe starts, so everyone's being kind

453
00:29:38.920 --> 00:29:42.799
of mean. I'm sure Sheina's voice
is terrific. Why are you wearing that

454
00:29:42.960 --> 00:29:45.880
hat? And then Joe was plugging
her ears and I kind of felt for

455
00:29:45.960 --> 00:29:52.079
joke because I plugged my ears sometimes
when things get loud, so then let's

456
00:29:52.079 --> 00:29:56.119
see do you think that? But
the plugging her ears also is like,

457
00:29:56.000 --> 00:30:02.279
girl, that's not adhd that.
It's like if you're maybe on the spectrum

458
00:30:03.240 --> 00:30:04.599
that too. I think I'm on
the spectrum too, so but I'm still

459
00:30:04.599 --> 00:30:10.680
it doesn't give you an excuse to
fuck other people's guys. Yeah, I

460
00:30:11.400 --> 00:30:15.079
felt like it was very like,
guys, I'm over stimulated, so I

461
00:30:15.079 --> 00:30:18.440
can't be bullied because you're it's too
much stimulation. I have to cover my

462
00:30:18.519 --> 00:30:21.759
ear. I don't know. I
thought it was wondering how long she did

463
00:30:21.759 --> 00:30:23.920
that before the camera got She like
wanted that camera guy to catch that,

464
00:30:23.960 --> 00:30:27.680
so she probably was doing that for
like two hours. Yeah, and then

465
00:30:27.759 --> 00:30:32.359
like probably like threw a rapper like
a straw wrapper at a camera. Guy,

466
00:30:32.759 --> 00:30:33.920
you might want to get this.
I'm playing my ears. Yeah,

467
00:30:33.960 --> 00:30:38.759
I just like I would feel so
much more for her if if she was

468
00:30:38.759 --> 00:30:41.960
like a nice person, and then
showing that like, oh my gosh,

469
00:30:42.000 --> 00:30:45.759
this is really hard for me.
I have trouble, Like I have some

470
00:30:45.880 --> 00:30:51.559
processing stuff and i'm I'm adhd and
like I stood too much stimulation. But

471
00:30:51.680 --> 00:30:53.839
you're being a bitch, all right. This is where Arian turns to the

472
00:30:53.880 --> 00:30:56.559
camera. She's like, in case
you're right now, this might be when

473
00:30:56.559 --> 00:31:00.960
you're feeling bad for Joe. She's
like, don't remember Joe as a mean

474
00:31:00.000 --> 00:31:03.440
girl, right, and she kind
of explains all that. She's like she's

475
00:31:03.599 --> 00:31:07.559
not cool. Now, I will
give I will give people this Katie.

476
00:31:07.799 --> 00:31:11.279
Katie can be so ruthless. Okay, Katie is really mean. So this

477
00:31:11.359 --> 00:31:14.799
is the part where she's like no
thanks, like Joe, Like Joe can

478
00:31:14.839 --> 00:31:18.440
be crying in front of her.
Katie doesn't seem to have that. She

479
00:31:18.480 --> 00:31:22.640
doesn't have a soft there's no soft
place to fall in Katie. So like

480
00:31:22.920 --> 00:31:26.880
she can sometimes overdo. I do
believe she's kind of a bully. She's

481
00:31:26.960 --> 00:31:30.119
kind of she's mean. She's mean, but I understand why she'd be mean

482
00:31:30.160 --> 00:31:37.319
to Joe in this case. Interesting, So let's see. So so Sandy,

483
00:31:37.720 --> 00:31:42.160
let's see approaches Ariana this part and
he's like, oh, hey,

484
00:31:42.720 --> 00:31:47.480
so did you get the letter that
h like, I sent a letter?

485
00:31:47.960 --> 00:31:51.240
And they're all looking at her,
and arian is just like looking to the

486
00:31:51.319 --> 00:31:55.440
side, giving her her jaw,
giving him her jaw. And then he's

487
00:31:55.480 --> 00:31:57.640
like, you know, this is
like the letter about the house or whatever.

488
00:31:57.920 --> 00:32:00.440
She said. She's like, yeah, my lawyer has it. My

489
00:32:00.559 --> 00:32:06.839
lawyer has it. Brilliant. She
will not give him any kind of attention

490
00:32:07.000 --> 00:32:09.720
at all, and she will not
look at him. And I have to

491
00:32:09.720 --> 00:32:14.279
say that I felt really sorry for
her because he was just doing it for

492
00:32:14.319 --> 00:32:16.119
the camera, yes, And she's
like, I barely wanted to be on

493
00:32:16.160 --> 00:32:20.960
this fucking show again if this guy
was going to be filming anyway, And

494
00:32:21.000 --> 00:32:23.079
now I have to. And now
he's trying to engage me in conversation,

495
00:32:23.680 --> 00:32:29.200
and now all these people who who
are my friends are tolerating it and acting

496
00:32:29.279 --> 00:32:32.240
like he didn't just cheat on me
for a year. Yeah, three months

497
00:32:32.319 --> 00:32:35.960
later, now we're at four months
later at this point in the shooting,

498
00:32:36.000 --> 00:32:37.480
and I mean that's not very long. No, She's just like, what

499
00:32:37.599 --> 00:32:43.920
the fuck? Okay, So Katie
pulls Sheena aside, we should just move

500
00:32:43.960 --> 00:32:47.119
to that where she's like hey,
and Shena has such a she to tell

501
00:32:47.119 --> 00:32:50.200
her, like, hey, I
heard that you hoked up with Schwartz.

502
00:32:50.799 --> 00:32:53.440
What's up? And Shea has such
a look of like I just got caught,

503
00:32:53.720 --> 00:32:57.480
Like her eyes just bulged out of
her face, and you're like,

504
00:32:57.599 --> 00:33:02.240
oh, Ruga, oh you know
what I was confusing? She is that

505
00:33:02.359 --> 00:33:07.960
Sheena says she was newly engaged to
Shae. That's right, that's right,

506
00:33:07.400 --> 00:33:13.440
Yes, she was engaged, right, that's right. I just wrote that.

507
00:33:13.480 --> 00:33:16.200
But wait, you were engaged to
Shaye. So and then she's like

508
00:33:16.440 --> 00:33:19.799
she does like, well, it's
not a makeout. It was not a

509
00:33:19.880 --> 00:33:23.240
makeout, but like make out with
Ariana. Remember, then she throws that

510
00:33:23.440 --> 00:33:27.759
she tries to switch at the subject
really fast, but right before that she

511
00:33:27.880 --> 00:33:30.960
goes she's like, yeah, like
I didn't want to say anything because like

512
00:33:31.000 --> 00:33:35.920
you're so scary, like you you're
like tequila, like tequila Katie, or

513
00:33:35.920 --> 00:33:39.400
maybe she tells camera that. So
she fucking blames the fact that she made

514
00:33:39.440 --> 00:33:45.119
out with her friend's boyfriend. Okay, at the very least on the fact

515
00:33:45.119 --> 00:33:49.200
that, and then couldn't tell her
because like, no, she scares me

516
00:33:49.240 --> 00:33:52.599
too much. She's mean. There's
a lot of information that was just thrown

517
00:33:52.599 --> 00:33:54.279
at us. Yeah, a lot
because Ariana. First of all, it's

518
00:33:54.319 --> 00:33:58.559
a big deal that they made out, because now that's very big deal because

519
00:33:58.599 --> 00:34:01.359
they have been really good friends,
the friends before she brought Ariana on the

520
00:34:01.359 --> 00:34:06.839
show, Like they are true friends
and have been like best friends. And

521
00:34:06.880 --> 00:34:09.840
it is kind of kind of strange
because I don't think Sheena has ever I

522
00:34:09.840 --> 00:34:15.519
don't know that she's ever sort of
come out as by so it's just all

523
00:34:15.639 --> 00:34:17.800
very like I'm not sure, not
that she would have to, but I

524
00:34:17.920 --> 00:34:23.599
was just like, what, Yeah, but here's the thing which Katie was

525
00:34:23.639 --> 00:34:27.960
trying to say, is like,
but then, like you were in my

526
00:34:28.159 --> 00:34:31.960
wedding, Like meanwhile, the guy
that I was going to marry made out

527
00:34:32.000 --> 00:34:36.559
with you. And of course,
if if what Sena is saying is true,

528
00:34:36.920 --> 00:34:39.679
that's even worse. So if he
pulled you aside, he basically like

529
00:34:40.840 --> 00:34:45.440
sexually assaulted you, Like he pulled
you and kissed you against your will,

530
00:34:45.559 --> 00:34:49.159
and you thought that was perfectly fine
for me to marry that guy, and

531
00:34:49.159 --> 00:34:52.840
you were just never gonna mention it. Yeah, that's so shitty. And

532
00:34:52.840 --> 00:34:54.639
I just wrote she not fucking apologized
and she never does. No, he

533
00:34:54.639 --> 00:35:00.480
doesn't really apologize. No, Okay, so let's see I just and Schwartz

534
00:35:00.559 --> 00:35:04.800
told Lala, now lunch with Lala
and James. Does this any of this

535
00:35:04.880 --> 00:35:09.000
matter? Oh they're talking about Joe
had an anxiety attack. I don't know.

536
00:35:09.000 --> 00:35:12.519
There's a bunch of stuff that gets
said. At some point, Schwartz

537
00:35:12.599 --> 00:35:15.000
kind of hits on Lalla and she's
like, I'd break your dick in half.

538
00:35:15.760 --> 00:35:21.000
Okay, that's kind of weird.
So this is where it comes out

539
00:35:21.119 --> 00:35:30.639
that apparently sand of all gave let
the dog when when Ariana wasn't there,

540
00:35:30.920 --> 00:35:35.079
the dog got into like five hundred
laxatives something like that. And like,

541
00:35:35.159 --> 00:35:37.000
obviously, and this is not the
first time. Arian is like, but

542
00:35:37.039 --> 00:35:39.320
didn't you have a moment where you're
like, then, Arianna, just get

543
00:35:39.360 --> 00:35:44.920
out of the house, Go stay
with your boyfriend. Go stay with Katie.

544
00:35:44.960 --> 00:35:46.079
I said this last week. Go
stay with Katie. She has a

545
00:35:46.199 --> 00:35:51.199
very nice apartment. Yeah, like, if you have to be in La

546
00:35:51.280 --> 00:35:54.280
because you're shooting the show and you
can't be in New York with your boy

547
00:35:54.400 --> 00:35:58.199
whatever else that you're doing. Like
you okay, great, you have a

548
00:35:58.239 --> 00:36:01.199
place to go for the few months
that you're right. But I would imagine

549
00:36:01.320 --> 00:36:07.800
that like your ex boyfriend wouldn't let
the dog, I mean, would have

550
00:36:07.920 --> 00:36:13.039
some you know some I wouldn't.
I wouldn't and I wouldn't leave my dogs

551
00:36:13.079 --> 00:36:15.920
alone the way that the sh I
wouldn't even want my dogs around the cameras

552
00:36:15.000 --> 00:36:19.679
like that. I would think that
would cause so much stress to animals to

553
00:36:19.719 --> 00:36:22.639
have constant like camera crews. I
mean, you know, I am a

554
00:36:22.639 --> 00:36:27.159
little bit of a helicopter dog mom. Yeah, but I wouldn't want any

555
00:36:27.159 --> 00:36:30.000
of that, and I certainly wouldn't
leave you know, Santaval is like a

556
00:36:30.119 --> 00:36:32.360
nightmare. Who knows who he's having
over if she's not there? Right?

557
00:36:32.400 --> 00:36:37.599
But you also dog but ac Courd, I mean, before she knew that

558
00:36:37.639 --> 00:36:40.920
he was complete liar and cheater,
I'm sure she trusted him and trusted him

559
00:36:40.920 --> 00:36:45.599
with her pets. That's that's a
good point. Yeah, I'm not blaming

560
00:36:45.599 --> 00:36:47.639
her. I'm just saying like I
wouldn't and aren't they kind of co parenting

561
00:36:47.719 --> 00:36:51.519
the dogs anyway? Or is that
Tom? Or is that her? Or

562
00:36:51.559 --> 00:36:57.119
is that uh Schwartz? Oh that's
Katie okay, bay co parent. I

563
00:36:57.159 --> 00:37:00.599
don't think Sandival cares at all about
those dogs. He's not even he's he's

564
00:37:00.760 --> 00:37:05.760
not a dog guy. He sucks. Yeah, okay. So then then

565
00:37:06.320 --> 00:37:13.360
Tom's like he complains about that he
has anxiety and stuff. And then Tom

566
00:37:13.480 --> 00:37:16.159
is like, Lala, do you
want to come Like I'm going to be

567
00:37:16.199 --> 00:37:22.039
doing some like breathwork and self improvement
and I can't do it? Yeah,

568
00:37:22.119 --> 00:37:25.000
La, La, So do you
want to come over? And she's like,

569
00:37:25.159 --> 00:37:29.559
hmmm, no, I don't know. I don't think so let me

570
00:37:29.599 --> 00:37:30.679
think about it. That isn't that
was a shock that she said, let

571
00:37:30.719 --> 00:37:36.000
me think about it. Yeah.
She's like, I mean I like,

572
00:37:36.320 --> 00:37:39.360
probably not. That's like not what
I really want to be doing with you.

573
00:37:39.480 --> 00:37:43.280
And he's like, okay, well, I'm like really into this self

574
00:37:43.320 --> 00:37:49.119
improvement, so okay. So then
it cuts to Tom doing breath work with

575
00:37:49.199 --> 00:37:53.920
the subscrit and I'm pretty sure.
I'm like, I'm ninety nine percent sure

576
00:37:53.960 --> 00:37:59.239
that the guy who's doing the breath
work with him is shooting a podcast of

577
00:37:59.280 --> 00:38:01.360
doing the breath work with him.
Did you see that he's got his whole

578
00:38:01.360 --> 00:38:07.880
computer monitor he's got he's on a
podcast mic and he's talking into the mic.

579
00:38:08.119 --> 00:38:13.039
I guarantee you that guy that he
has a podcast about like breathwork,

580
00:38:13.360 --> 00:38:20.239
and his guest is Tom Sandoval,
who's laying on a floor going He's like,

581
00:38:20.280 --> 00:38:22.679
it's like an emotional orgasm. Shut
up. Yeah. So while she

582
00:38:22.760 --> 00:38:28.280
shows up gas right, Laala,
Laala walks in the door, right,

583
00:38:28.320 --> 00:38:30.840
and then the guy who's doing the
breath work, he's like, you have

584
00:38:30.880 --> 00:38:35.320
a guest, so agra everybody's being
so aggressive. He's like, oh,

585
00:38:35.320 --> 00:38:37.960
I do, but he's such a
bad actor that, like you know that

586
00:38:37.039 --> 00:38:40.519
Lala's going to be there. They
set up the shot for it right of

587
00:38:40.599 --> 00:38:45.880
course, you know she's walking in. They timed it exactly when you're doing

588
00:38:45.880 --> 00:38:50.800
your weird thing. Yes, this
is why I don't like this show.

589
00:38:51.000 --> 00:38:54.960
It's like the most acted faky of
all of these shows to me, like

590
00:38:55.039 --> 00:38:58.920
The Hills that it's like where you're
like, oh, it was it was

591
00:38:58.960 --> 00:39:04.199
a joke all along. Whatever.
Okay, So so then okay, let's

592
00:39:04.280 --> 00:39:07.840
let's skip to the sandwich. We're
still trying to pretend like the sandwich shop

593
00:39:07.920 --> 00:39:10.920
is opening well, which we have
to talk. We have to talk about

594
00:39:10.960 --> 00:39:15.800
the fact that La La uh is
tells basically tells Tom, which I thought

595
00:39:15.840 --> 00:39:21.519
was a good scene, that he
wasn't a good friend. He's because Tom

596
00:39:21.639 --> 00:39:24.519
is like, like, I'm just
trying to do this self improvement, Like

597
00:39:24.679 --> 00:39:29.199
how come everybody's still kind of like
mean to me or whatever? Like look

598
00:39:29.239 --> 00:39:31.199
at how what a good person I
am? Like doing breath work, And

599
00:39:31.280 --> 00:39:37.320
Lala was like listen, It's like
it goes back, like even before the

600
00:39:37.360 --> 00:39:42.159
whole Roquelle situation, like you you're
not a good friend, like you're you

601
00:39:42.199 --> 00:39:45.719
weren't there for me. You know, you would love to tell me everything

602
00:39:45.760 --> 00:39:49.599
that's going wrong with your life.
But like when I was going through ship

603
00:39:49.679 --> 00:39:52.880
with Randall, you didn't ask me
how I am even and I was a

604
00:39:53.000 --> 00:40:00.039
mess And he's like, whoa,
La La, that's like crazy. He

605
00:40:00.079 --> 00:40:06.639
doesn't even apologize though, Nope,
he doesn't apologize at all. It's ridiculous.

606
00:40:06.719 --> 00:40:08.960
It's ridiculous that Lala is there even
having this conversation. If she if

607
00:40:08.960 --> 00:40:12.840
no one could even talk to Randall, you weren't even allowed to talk to

608
00:40:12.880 --> 00:40:15.280
him, But it's okay to It's
all such a bullshit. They all suck.

609
00:40:15.559 --> 00:40:19.599
But I just wrote fu Sandoval because
that's who sucks the most, right

610
00:40:19.639 --> 00:40:22.480
obviously, And I just wrote,
Lala, you're being lame. She's being

611
00:40:22.559 --> 00:40:25.280
so lame, And in my mind
I was like, and she's gonna have

612
00:40:25.320 --> 00:40:30.400
some kind of an excuse to Ariana
of like why she got together, Like

613
00:40:30.480 --> 00:40:32.400
well, we've always been such good
friends. It's like, what, who

614
00:40:32.440 --> 00:40:37.320
cares? Who are you friends with? Isn't she also supposed to be good

615
00:40:37.320 --> 00:40:43.079
friends with Arianna? Yes, they
made out once while Tom was driving.

616
00:40:43.199 --> 00:40:46.559
They were in the back of like
an suv and they full on had oral

617
00:40:46.639 --> 00:40:53.840
sex while Tom drove around all talked
about it. I don't understand why they're

618
00:40:53.920 --> 00:40:59.480
all so trying to be so nice
to Tom, and like why can't any

619
00:40:59.480 --> 00:41:04.159
of them have any loyalty? Tom's
fucked them all over, and yet they

620
00:41:04.239 --> 00:41:07.760
all seem to have such a hard
on for making up with Tom. I

621
00:41:07.800 --> 00:41:12.079
know, I don't know, because
he's a manipulative He's good at it.

622
00:41:12.480 --> 00:41:15.239
He does it every single time,
and they fall for it. He played

623
00:41:15.239 --> 00:41:17.320
a victim, he said he was
gonna hurt himself. He's the same thing,

624
00:41:19.199 --> 00:41:22.119
and they fell for it. Okay, so okay. The sandwich trying

625
00:41:22.119 --> 00:41:24.239
to make the sandwich stop and they
do it in the same place. They're

626
00:41:24.280 --> 00:41:28.039
like, oh, we're going to
go over to Sir because this are weird.

627
00:41:28.320 --> 00:41:31.039
Tiny space isn't ready yet, So
these old, crusty, old sandwiches

628
00:41:31.079 --> 00:41:34.800
that clearly they have to people have
to show up and act like they're really

629
00:41:34.840 --> 00:41:38.800
good. Shoot, I think they're
left over from the last tasting. But

630
00:41:38.840 --> 00:41:43.360
then they bring them over yet probably
we're going to pop them in the microwave.

631
00:41:43.400 --> 00:41:46.119
They're gonna be totally moist. It'll
be fine. But also they bring

632
00:41:46.159 --> 00:41:50.360
him later to the one time Lisa
and Can show up because they go over

633
00:41:50.360 --> 00:41:52.679
to stir as though Lisa and Can
are ever even at Sir now, and

634
00:41:52.719 --> 00:41:54.599
they go over there and they're like, do you want some of the and

635
00:41:54.639 --> 00:41:58.840
they like you could tell Lisa's disgusted. She's like, oh, okay,

636
00:41:58.840 --> 00:42:01.840
I'll have the pimento, and then
they eat them. She and Ariana has

637
00:42:01.840 --> 00:42:06.360
to say, but it'll be fresh
bread. Oh really at the sandwich shop,

638
00:42:06.559 --> 00:42:09.360
you're gonna have fresh bro what a
great selling point they probably have that

639
00:42:09.559 --> 00:42:13.559
McDonald's. Well, you're gonna have
fresh and we're gonna toast the bread.

640
00:42:13.599 --> 00:42:16.440
It'll be fresh. It will not
be eight eight years old. So that

641
00:42:16.559 --> 00:42:21.039
was just gross. But that was
before and then James when there is that

642
00:42:21.079 --> 00:42:23.320
when he makes the sloppy Joe reference
that you know he's been he's been working

643
00:42:23.360 --> 00:42:27.599
on for a long time. I
didn't even get it. Can you explain

644
00:42:27.679 --> 00:42:30.599
this to me? Something about a
dick. It was like a dick joke

645
00:42:30.679 --> 00:42:35.239
that I didn't get. I think
the joke was about Joe, Oh Joe,

646
00:42:35.480 --> 00:42:39.119
and then she's sloppy and then a
sloppy Joe sandwich. Okay. I

647
00:42:39.159 --> 00:42:43.800
think he was doing some layers and
it was just so okay. So this

648
00:42:43.840 --> 00:42:45.519
is when Lala they go to Sir. Lala tells Ariana. She's like,

649
00:42:45.559 --> 00:42:49.920
yeah, I was at your house
today. I had a great conversation totally

650
00:42:49.960 --> 00:42:52.559
bonding with sand of all. Yeah, it was like really cool. And

651
00:42:52.599 --> 00:42:55.280
Arianna is like, well, guess
what, bitch. The guy's an asshole

652
00:42:55.599 --> 00:42:59.920
and he locked my dog in my
room with a bunch of bad stuff for

653
00:43:00.079 --> 00:43:01.719
dogs and I had to take her
to the emergency vet and it cost six

654
00:43:01.760 --> 00:43:06.320
thousand dollars. How's that for your
grain that has to keep saying that.

655
00:43:06.400 --> 00:43:10.480
Imagine you defend not liking him this
many times. It just they gave her

656
00:43:10.519 --> 00:43:13.679
no time. She's fine. By
the way, we're going to get at

657
00:43:13.719 --> 00:43:15.639
the end, you're going to find
out how she's doing. Okay, Okay,

658
00:43:15.679 --> 00:43:21.079
So Sir Ken comes out bake compo
about sandwiches. I mean, now

659
00:43:21.119 --> 00:43:25.920
we're just kind of sluppy Joe oh
Brock. So now I was surprised that

660
00:43:27.039 --> 00:43:30.639
Brock knew that Sina had hooked up
with Schwartz because he didn't see him phased

661
00:43:30.639 --> 00:43:37.679
by it at all. So like
what so yeah, so Schwartz tells Brock,

662
00:43:37.920 --> 00:43:39.719
like, you know, like sometimes
I would just like get really mad

663
00:43:39.719 --> 00:43:45.039
at Katie, but instead of communicating
or like you know, talking it out

664
00:43:45.119 --> 00:43:47.079
or whatever, I just go get
shit faced and like make out with a

665
00:43:47.119 --> 00:43:52.159
stranger. Except that he didn't make
out with a stranger. He made out

666
00:43:52.159 --> 00:43:55.960
with her friend, right, and
and Brock's now wife and mother of his

667
00:43:57.079 --> 00:44:00.519
child. Right. That was kind
of interesting but then awesome. But also

668
00:44:00.840 --> 00:44:05.039
the fact that he's like, yeah, that's what I used to do sometimes

669
00:44:05.039 --> 00:44:07.199
to like blow off steam. Okay, so it wasn't a one time thing,

670
00:44:07.280 --> 00:44:14.440
even, I know, so you
regularly, Yeah, I know.

671
00:44:14.639 --> 00:44:19.239
But these I feel like all these
women just keep getting manipulated in gas Lit

672
00:44:19.360 --> 00:44:22.800
into like, hey, these guys
are just human. I think that they

673
00:44:22.880 --> 00:44:25.599
just know they're on a show.
And then the worse the guys are,

674
00:44:25.599 --> 00:44:30.760
the better the show. That's what
I think, because I don't trust any

675
00:44:30.800 --> 00:44:32.559
of them at this point except for
that fight. You know, I think

676
00:44:32.599 --> 00:44:37.079
that Sandobal thing was real, okay, and he is vile okay, So

677
00:44:37.199 --> 00:44:39.199
then this is the big draw,
another big drop they're trying to make.

678
00:44:39.360 --> 00:44:43.360
So Katie is like whatever because they're
like, well, Katie left with Max.

679
00:44:43.599 --> 00:44:45.880
So Max was on the show a
couple of seasons ago, like they

680
00:44:45.880 --> 00:44:49.239
tried to make Max happen. He's
awful. I think he hooked up Machine

681
00:44:49.280 --> 00:44:52.760
as well, but I don't totally
remember. But he's just a bad guy.

682
00:44:52.119 --> 00:44:53.880
Sorry, I mean, I don't
know him personally. Maybe he's a

683
00:44:53.880 --> 00:44:58.559
great guy, but he kind of
wasn't a great He's like a fuck boy.

684
00:44:59.000 --> 00:45:01.480
H Kati did I guess hook up
with him or whatever? And I

685
00:45:01.519 --> 00:45:04.960
say, good for her. She
got up with whoever she wants. Now,

686
00:45:05.199 --> 00:45:07.480
Yeah, why are they all making
such a huge deal out of it?

687
00:45:07.760 --> 00:45:09.760
She's single? Thought, Oh well, wait, Max is a good

688
00:45:09.760 --> 00:45:15.519
friend of Schwartz though. Okay,
but they've been to you but Schwartz has

689
00:45:15.599 --> 00:45:20.400
been with so many women since they
broke up, right, right, And

690
00:45:20.400 --> 00:45:23.280
it's the only time Schwartz ever even
cares. He doesn't even care because Katie,

691
00:45:23.320 --> 00:45:27.000
he never he was so mean to
remember back when they were married,

692
00:45:27.000 --> 00:45:29.719
he'd call her, She'd tell her
she was fat, he said, she

693
00:45:29.800 --> 00:45:32.280
was disgusting. You never want to
have sex with her. They were so

694
00:45:32.639 --> 00:45:37.119
toxic to use that word, they
really were. I just don't understand why

695
00:45:37.280 --> 00:45:42.440
Schwartz would give a shit what she
does or who she hooks up with,

696
00:45:43.360 --> 00:45:45.719
right, I know, But you
know he's He tried to make out with

697
00:45:45.880 --> 00:45:51.000
Raquel too, remember, yeah,
whether it was her show or not.

698
00:45:51.360 --> 00:45:54.079
But still he was happy to he
was ready to hook up with her friends.

699
00:45:54.320 --> 00:45:57.960
They had a fight about it.
They had to fight about the fact

700
00:45:58.000 --> 00:46:00.960
that she said, I just asked
you not to hook up with anybody in

701
00:46:00.000 --> 00:46:02.400
the friend group, and he did
it. Anyway, He doesn't get a

702
00:46:02.400 --> 00:46:05.960
shit, right, So now he
has no leg to stand on, to

703
00:46:06.000 --> 00:46:09.519
be like, you can't hook up
with somebody that's my friend, right of

704
00:46:09.559 --> 00:46:14.039
course, No, he has no
leg to stand on. Of course,

705
00:46:14.079 --> 00:46:16.000
not none of them have any.
I mean, they're all so ridiculous.

706
00:46:16.079 --> 00:46:19.360
And then I wrote, I'm not
sure about this note, maybe you can

707
00:46:19.360 --> 00:46:22.800
help me. I wrote, Sandobal
and Date are flirting with Brock. We're

708
00:46:22.800 --> 00:46:28.360
both Sandabal and yeah he brought he
brought that girl Tea back. Yes and

709
00:46:28.920 --> 00:46:32.079
yes, but then but then it
was and then I just wrote, shorts

710
00:46:32.159 --> 00:46:35.800
is upset? I mean, because
you know they were doing they were kind

711
00:46:35.800 --> 00:46:38.079
of winding up the episode, so
and Tom was going on and on ari

712
00:46:38.199 --> 00:46:40.199
on it at this point says he's
like, well, just whatever, be

713
00:46:40.239 --> 00:46:45.719
careful, don't trust, don't trust
anybody. So I didn't. I put

714
00:46:46.199 --> 00:46:52.360
okay, I have written down Sandoval
plus Tea come back from bowling, and

715
00:46:52.440 --> 00:46:55.280
he's dressed in a wet in western
gear head to toe, and she's wearing

716
00:46:55.400 --> 00:47:00.000
a bra and jean jacket. That's
her. That's her idea of like western

717
00:47:00.119 --> 00:47:07.400
and gear. It's like western gear
via Madonna circa nineteen eighty seven. Yes,

718
00:47:07.000 --> 00:47:09.719
yeah, and Arianna is just like, how old are you? And

719
00:47:09.760 --> 00:47:14.840
she goes twenty five and then Ariana
goes, yeah that tracks. That's when

720
00:47:14.880 --> 00:47:16.760
she says, be careful, Yeah, she can stay away from forty one

721
00:47:16.840 --> 00:47:22.400
year old narcissists. Okay, so
that's kind of the show. But I

722
00:47:22.400 --> 00:47:23.920
do have some news. Is there
anything else you want to say about O?

723
00:47:23.960 --> 00:47:28.159
Wait, yeah, I have one
more thing. So then Ariana is

724
00:47:28.239 --> 00:47:31.800
like, this is really funny.
This made me laugh out loud. Sou

725
00:47:32.039 --> 00:47:37.599
Brock and Sena. They argue because
she's mad that Brock told so she Shena's

726
00:47:37.719 --> 00:47:45.719
mad because Brock told Tom about Katie. But meanwhile, they're all all on

727
00:47:45.800 --> 00:47:52.440
camera. I'm like, but Shena, you're on camera too. You're outing

728
00:47:52.480 --> 00:47:57.039
everything too, Like this is such
a freakin meta fight. Hey, you

729
00:47:57.079 --> 00:48:00.199
shouldn't be bringing up the fact that
blah blah blah happened like on camera while

730
00:48:00.199 --> 00:48:02.760
you're bringing it up on camera.
But anyway, that's not the funny part.

731
00:48:02.800 --> 00:48:07.119
The funny part is that meanwhile,
Arianna's still talking to Tea, and

732
00:48:07.119 --> 00:48:09.960
then it's just like one of these
like we we come back in in their

733
00:48:10.000 --> 00:48:13.960
conversation. He's like, yeah,
so then he sucked her while I was

734
00:48:13.960 --> 00:48:16.639
at my grandmother's funeral. And then
Tea goes, oh my god, you're

735
00:48:16.679 --> 00:48:22.000
so strong. Did you catch that? No, I had zoned out by

736
00:48:22.000 --> 00:48:24.199
that time. I'd had enough.
But yeah, now that you say it,

737
00:48:24.239 --> 00:48:27.800
I do remember that. It's like
you're on a date with the guy.

738
00:48:27.960 --> 00:48:30.760
She's like, oh my god,
you're so strong. You're so strong.

739
00:48:30.840 --> 00:48:34.920
Yeah, she's like winning everybody over
a bit by bit. It's amazing.

740
00:48:35.159 --> 00:48:40.199
Okay, Ariana Maddox not not to
be Uh they're not not related to

741
00:48:40.320 --> 00:48:45.320
An Maddox. Uh huh. She
my friend who's a real estate guy,

742
00:48:45.400 --> 00:48:49.320
Religor, just sent me this report
that she just bought a house on my

743
00:48:49.400 --> 00:48:52.960
street, literally one street over.
I'm not going to say our streets,

744
00:48:52.960 --> 00:48:57.079
but like in the canyon that like, it's probably walking distance from my street

745
00:48:57.159 --> 00:49:00.679
for sure. Yeah, we're sure. And so she it's a house.

746
00:49:00.719 --> 00:49:06.599
I don't love the house. It's
modern. It's very modern, like modern

747
00:49:06.639 --> 00:49:09.039
modern with a right glass lot of
windows. I like it. I feel

748
00:49:09.039 --> 00:49:13.679
like it's very Hollywood. I think
it's tacky. I don't like it.

749
00:49:13.719 --> 00:49:16.159
But she's happy, so we're happy. And it looks like it's a big

750
00:49:16.199 --> 00:49:20.760
house. And she bought it looks
for about one point six million, which

751
00:49:20.800 --> 00:49:24.360
I think is a steel in outpost
canyon. Oh yeah, and I don't

752
00:49:24.360 --> 00:49:28.440
know how. Oh and then I
guess what happened was because she I've heard

753
00:49:28.480 --> 00:49:30.559
mixed reports. I heard that Tom
bought her out, but I also heard

754
00:49:30.599 --> 00:49:35.280
no, they're still working on that
on the house that they share together in

755
00:49:35.280 --> 00:49:37.800
the valley. So I'm not sure
because what she wants to do is sell

756
00:49:37.840 --> 00:49:40.239
that house and split it fifty to
fifty, which makes total sense. He

757
00:49:40.360 --> 00:49:44.519
wants to buy her keep the house, yeah, but he won't do it,

758
00:49:45.239 --> 00:49:46.440
and that's why she dug in her
heels and didn't want to move,

759
00:49:46.480 --> 00:49:51.400
because she's like, fuck you,
like, I'm not asking for more.

760
00:49:51.480 --> 00:49:53.199
I'm not. I'm saying we split
the furniture, we split everything, just

761
00:49:53.239 --> 00:49:57.960
down the middle, start over.
So whatever it's worth, whatever they could

762
00:49:57.960 --> 00:50:00.719
sell it for. She wants him
to pay that price buy her out.

763
00:50:01.280 --> 00:50:05.000
She doesn't want him to buy her
out at all. She's saying, like,

764
00:50:05.440 --> 00:50:07.440
I see what you're saying, but
I think she wants to, Like

765
00:50:07.280 --> 00:50:09.960
she doesn't. I think there's a
part of him that doesn't even want him

766
00:50:09.960 --> 00:50:14.440
to like make a profit on this
house. So if yeah, yeah,

767
00:50:14.440 --> 00:50:16.119
you're right. If if they say, okay, well this house would go

768
00:50:16.199 --> 00:50:21.000
for one point two and then they
split, and then he buys her out

769
00:50:21.000 --> 00:50:23.639
and gets her half, he still
gets to he's still all the money and

770
00:50:23.719 --> 00:50:28.719
time and stuff and the interior decorating
that they put into that house, Like

771
00:50:29.199 --> 00:50:31.960
he still gets to profit off that
when he eventually sells, and she's like,

772
00:50:32.000 --> 00:50:34.960
I don't want that. I don't
want to be tied to anything,

773
00:50:34.960 --> 00:50:39.880
like, just sell it. Let's
sell it, right. It shouldn't really

774
00:50:39.960 --> 00:50:43.599
matter to her that much, though, I'm going to say, real estate

775
00:50:43.639 --> 00:50:45.960
wise, it should just be if
he wants, if he wants to pay

776
00:50:46.320 --> 00:50:49.679
what the house is worth right now, what they could get for it,

777
00:50:50.000 --> 00:50:52.840
including all the work they did,
and he wants to pay half of it,

778
00:50:52.440 --> 00:50:54.760
she should. And she doesn't want
to live there, she should just

779
00:50:55.000 --> 00:50:59.239
take the money and walk away.
Yeah, I think ultimately that might be

780
00:50:59.239 --> 00:51:01.119
what she did, but we will
find out anyway. She's going to be

781
00:51:01.159 --> 00:51:04.679
my neighbor, so I will keep
you posting on that. You guys are

782
00:51:04.800 --> 00:51:08.199
going to hang, especially because you're
going to be really good friends. You're

783
00:51:08.199 --> 00:51:13.480
already probably Facebook friends as we speak. Yeah, with her new assistant after

784
00:51:13.519 --> 00:51:17.519
she quits working for Sandoval. She's
not accepted my friend request yet. But

785
00:51:17.559 --> 00:51:21.760
I'm going to go around it and
find our mutual friends say like, hey,

786
00:51:21.760 --> 00:51:27.000
can you put me in touch with
her? Not baby, right,

787
00:51:27.199 --> 00:51:29.719
just just like put us in touch, Like, just get us on an

788
00:51:29.719 --> 00:51:32.920
email chain or text chain or email
chain, get us on an email chain,

789
00:51:34.320 --> 00:51:38.119
just hold whatever, email AOL maybe
get us on AOL chat. All

790
00:51:38.199 --> 00:51:42.199
right, you guys, I think
that's enough for one day. Yeah,

791
00:51:42.400 --> 00:51:45.199
yeah, don't forget that. If
you have not joined rose Pricks Patreon,

792
00:51:45.599 --> 00:51:50.599
you're probably gonna want to because we
are doing like a lot of episodes on

793
00:51:50.679 --> 00:51:53.079
Quiet on the set. You think
you've heard everything if you've been following this

794
00:51:53.159 --> 00:51:58.960
shit like, we've got more oh
and we uh were I'm going to spill

795
00:51:59.000 --> 00:52:02.119
a little tea. Okay, that's
not going what not yet? No,

796
00:52:02.159 --> 00:52:06.639
that sounded like sena not on the
show. I'm going to be spilling a

797
00:52:06.679 --> 00:52:10.000
little tea. We're going to have
two episodes coming up about about Dan Schneider

798
00:52:10.880 --> 00:52:15.360
Snyder. Uh for anyway, that's
going to start. So you're listening to

799
00:52:15.400 --> 00:52:21.079
this today, which is Saturday,
because we're because it's from last week.

800
00:52:21.719 --> 00:52:23.599
But we're going to release that one
on Tuesday. Yeah, the first one

801
00:52:23.599 --> 00:52:27.559
on Tuesday. Whenever, just at
some point yeah, this this week,

802
00:52:27.800 --> 00:52:30.079
this coming week, like early in
the week, we'll have we'll start our

803
00:52:30.079 --> 00:52:35.159
Patreon on that. So yes,
again, rose Pricks Patreon, Follow us

804
00:52:35.159 --> 00:52:38.840
on rose Pricks Podcast on Instagram.
We could use the follows yeah, and

805
00:52:39.119 --> 00:52:44.519
uh should we don't and go to
yeah. So go to our patreon for

806
00:52:44.760 --> 00:52:46.920
no, we're not. We're not
doing that for this, for this show.

807
00:52:47.599 --> 00:52:51.079
That'll be back to normal. Okay, we love you. Bye,

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okay bye everybody. Yes,