Uh uh ah, what's up everybody, It's rose picks were a little late.
Apologies I had I had an Internet outage. Mm hmmm. John and
I were like, what is happening. This is like the freaking dark ages.
We decided to make hieroglyphics in our cave to communicate with people really in
other societies. Yeah, uh huh. John made a picture of fire,
and I think we really you know, we met some people just gathered out
in front of our house, except the people that do have that have AT
and D. We have spectrums, so the people with AT and T were
like, you know, laughing at us, and you know, scrolling Facebook
and front of us, and you know, it was a whole thing.
We always we could. We always age ourselves when we when we use Facebook.
I know, and I do it all the time, and occasionally I'm
less and less finding myself on Facebook and I do post, like I post
I shared a story today. I know this isn't the podcast for this,
this is our bord f I'll say, I guess I'll save it. But
all all this to say, I like shared a story that I thought was
kind of funny from five years ago. You know, how you can do
that. Yeah, like my old story, and I'm like, who fucking
cares? Like, not only am I saying things to no one, I'm
repeating myself. I'm like putting up an old story that nobody cared about the
first time. Interesting. I still I guess my age, whatever it is,
I still do. I still use Facebook. I use it too.
I mean there's Facebook marketplace. We all love that. That's become, you
know, And that's why I call it the Facebook, because I want to
let people know that I am of a certain age. You know you hear
that? Honk? Yeah, guy that's really into me. Hold on,
let me tell him just later. I don't know why he does that.
You could just text me that he doesn't like all that kind of he doesn't
like technology. Yes, yes, honks in the alley. And I know
it's him because no one else really does that. You're like, just send
me a Facebook message, and he's like, what's Facebook? I'm twenty two,
Cecily, come on now, I don't understand any of it. And
I'm you know, I'm just like a cool I'm a cool dude. We
don't do yeah, that's not that's not what we do anymore. We don't
use technology. Okay, let can you still hear him honking? Why would
you continue honking like that? I apologize for him. I'll have a talk
with him. It's okay, but let us tell you we haven't even gotten
to what we're talking about today. What you're talking about, in case you
were missing us from last week, is vander Pump Rules, which I'm gonna
I'm gonna be fair. I was like, I'm not watching this show.
I refuse. Cecily was like, listen, I know it's not our biggest
numbers ever, but like people do watch it and I love it or love
to hate it. You know, I did not say I love it.
Yeah, I say, I mean I get into it this season, I
will admit is it's rough. It's rough, It's not great. Well,
so I was watching it kind of against my will. But you know,
as you as you guys know, the Bachelor's over and the Real Harshwives is
over for right now, for now. So I was like, okay,
I'll watch it. And I have to say, there are a lot of
people that I would like to maim on vander Pump Rules. I got mad
about it all over again. So you love well, you love sheena a
lot, and you love Tom Sandoval. You think people are being unnecessarily harsh
to him, right what you said? Okay, it's funny you say that
because you're a Jack's apologist, especially when he said like the racist stuff.
A lot of people don't know Stephanie loves Jax John her husband does too.
I don't really know what's going on there. How did my husband go doing
like a threesomething with What are you doing with Jack? I don't like him?
Why would you? Now? This is frustrating. I don't. I
didn't. You're the one who watched The Valley and loved it so much.
You were like, oh my god, how many seasons are we going to
get? I can't wait. You moved to the Valley because of the Valley.
You're like, I love this show so much, I'm going to move
there. By the way, Jackson does have a bar and it's supposed to
be awful. And I have a story to tell you, but maybe we
should get into Vanderpump person and I'll tell you the Jack story because there is
a lot. But before we get into it, can I just do a
macro note on vander Pump? Yes, So last week I got very riled
up. Maybe it was two weeks ago when sheena shea for saying to no
one, nobody cares, nobody's asking her that. She announces that she had
an orgy with John Mayer, right remember, and you were really maund And
she's like said it with her like little like she's spilling tea and she's sipping
on her straw. She did her little like she pulled a Garcel. She
had one of those Garcel moments with Garcela and her confessionals where she would say
something and then kind of look to one side and take a sip of her
straw through a straw. I didn't say it. Yeah, was of a
sitcom that what's his name? Rcle so laud or so it's not that,
but it's something like that. I didn't know what, yeah, but it's
so annoying. Yeah. So so yeah, she said she said something that
she was like, yeah, my body is a wonderland, which I can't
say who it was, but let's just say my body is the wonderland.
Yeah, with her through her giant veneers that she can't speak through. So
John Mayer does not. He did not take well to this. He okay,
there's a lot of stuff that came out of dinner last night. This
is kind of all related. Now it's all Oh, so, some of
my friends kind of know they don't know Andy very well. They let's just
say, they know people that know Andy. Okay, Okay, so they
know and they're a little kind of maybe Like I've been to a party where
John Mayrat, John and Andy are very good friends. John Mayor and Andy
co in her friends. He's on Watchop a lot, uh huh. And
you know he considers himself a Bravo guy. Okay, uh and he watches
all the stuff. So John goes John Mayer goes on I guess watch what
happens? Uh huh. And he's like, that's fucking bullshit. I did
not hook up with Sheena. Sche just is just not true. And I
feel like I want to say, okay, please, I feel like I
feel like he would have admitted it. Do you think or you you believe
her? I know, and I'm not being funny one yes, okay,
I kind of believe him because I don't know why he would lie. He
doesn't care, He's sucked up with many famous people and he's changed. I
don't see why he wouldn't just go like, yeah, it was a long
time ago. Well, this is from like a source suite did he go?
A source says he's annoyed by the entire thing and wants nothing to do
with her. He actually say that, are they? This is just a
story that came up page six. Reached out to reps for Mayor to comment.
So maybe he didn't actually go. Maybe I made that part up because
there's a picture of him on Watch What Happens on page six, so maybe
I got confused there. But either way, he's saying it out didn't happen.
I believe it did. I don't. I think she sucks so much,
but I think she's a total starbucker and she probably ugged him. She
one hundred percent did. I think he's a liar, liar, and I'm
sorry, I don't believe him at all. Well it's possible, Okay,
what if he did? And I'm not trying to really stick up for him.
I don't really. I don't care about him either way, But it
isn't it possible too that he's just really annoyed and denying it, because like,
why are you this many years later when you know, yeah, I
was kind of a dick back in the day. It was a douche.
Uh you know, but why do you care about? Why are you telling
people? Now? You thirsty? You're thirsty beatch? So why not just
say that? Why not be like, listen, I you know, I
keep I've really been trying to keep that private. That's super tacky. He
could just say that, like, why don't you just be honest? If
if it happened, if it didn't happen. What if she's a liar?
I don't think she's. She's a lot of things. Well she does withhold
information from Katie, which we're going to find out in this so she is
kind of a liar, But I don't think that's her brain. I don't
know. I just think of him, you know as a swiftie Stephanie.
Uh huh. I believe Taylor. And if Taylor says he's bad, then
he's bad. I think I definitely think he was bad. But I do
think he got really shamed in the media. I don't we haven't heard any
stories. When's the last time you heard a story about him hooking up with
anybody? I think he got a much better uh what you might call it,
uh what do you think the thing they have to sign then? DA?
Yeah, I think he got I think he got wise. You know
I was, you were yes when I made out with you know who that
I talk about still to this day, Russell Crowe, Yes, And I
didn't. He said I'd have to sign one if I went back with that,
and I chose not to go back to his hotel, so I never
signed anything. Okay, let me ask you this. If you went back
to Russell Crowe's hotel, I didn't, but yes, if you did.
Hypothetically, if you and you had signed an NDA, what what if you
got pregnant? Would that make it so that you couldn't ever tell anybody.
I'm so sad hearing this because I really wish that's how it all had gone
down. And my dad before he had he said this as well, like
I told him the whole story. I was like, and then he we
made out and then he asked me to go back to the thing, and
I was like no. When my Dad's like why not? You know,
like you could have just totally had Russell Cruw's baby. I mean, you
just to chain you just to change yourself out of everything. It's just kind
of kidding, but not only right. It's kind of like signing a prenup
but before like a prefuck and then and then in case something happens, like
you have no rights. I don't think it means that you have no rights.
I mean, but that's the thing. You're in a wild moment.
And do you read the whole thing and the small print that this lawyer has,
like you know, like hold on my lawyer, right right, right,
right right, Okay, we're in Mexico. I'm gonna have to use
the hotel concierge. Oh shoot, it's midnight. Could I read it to
my lawyer over the phone. It's another reason I believe her. It's just
the kind of thing like I'm thirsty too. I mean, I get she's
going to tell that story forever because it's like a great She loves that shit.
That's she's all about it her whole life. She's just been trying to
be on the show, on a reality show, or be famous. She
wanted to be an actress. Like it happens. I know that I'm not
one hundred percent. I'm not going to put money on it, Okay,
but I believe her. All right, Okay, Well I'll say this,
then all you've turned me around on this. I believe her, but I
don't care who cares? And I don't. I don't. I don't think
it's I don't think it's any kind of hot tea that she even said it,
And I think she sucks for saying it. Who cares? Why does
John Mayer have to get hurt by your Like? Who cares? I hear
that? All right? So they're giving us little bits like James's what is
it? Oh, he picks out all of Ali's outfits. That's supposed to
be cute and Joe I just wrote, and Joe has been invited to a
party. Why is it supposed to be cute that he picks out her outfits?
It's like Mikey with Erica Jane, like yeah, bitch, oh no,
you're gonna wear I think it's time for a pink look tonight, Like
what are you doing? Well? So let's just not forget that James is
so proud of himself for the pasta, like it's not about the posta like
that. We're still I mean, he's you know, they all got a
catchphase going, like you know they all can imagine they all sat around off
camera and we're like, we talk about cocaine, we can't really say cocaine.
What's a word? And some idiot, one of them, probably Sheena,
was like, let's just call it pasta and they just ran with it.
So that's what James is given back to the world. Although I do
hear from the ground floor that he's pretty nice. James used to be terrible,
but like John, like your John Mayer, he's kind of turned around.
He's not sober. Yeah, well he's sober. Well he's not.
He's not sober sober, but he's he's sober, more sober than he was.
He doesn't drink really right now. He's not drinking again. He gave
up drinking. It's been I mean, as of the show when we're watching,
I think it was like six months. I don't know exactly where he
is to this day, but he considers himself California. He's here. Oh
is he? He's at your house? Yeah? If you're physically where is
he? He's here? Wow? Okay a lot. One more thing I
have to tell you about John Mayer is that when this story came up last
night at dinner and it did, one of my friends said, we'll wait
till the story the stuff comes out about John and Andy and but I mean,
nothing was really that was just something that was floated out of dinner.
And I didn't pursue that conversation because I was like, that doesn't seem real.
But okay, interesting kind of tea got spilled. But it was,
you know, Margarita, so really tea. So who knows, let's talk
about Okay, So Arianna wants to poach mom's assistant Anne, who, by
the way, I looked up Ann on Facebook and we have nine mutual friends.
Oh my god, did you try to friend her? No? I
didn't even think about it. Let me do it right now, of course.
Yeah. Okay, so we'll get We'll come back to that. But
that's that's exciting, Okay, can I is there? We have sixty eight
mutual friends. What her name is? Anne? One of them is like
my one of my best friends. I'll just say it, Chip. Actually
a lot of my good friends were friends with her. Okay, I'll add
her right now. Hold on, her name's Anne Maddox. You guys are
hearing this in real time? Yeah, this is crazy. Okay, Wait
did she change her lastning to Maddox? So that I found now so because
her boss is Sandabal, but she is trying to get on. Yes,
she wants Ariana to be her Ariana to be her boss. Guys, they're
getting their own show, the Assistant. So I think Anne's getting her own
show. I'm not joking, like there's going to be an assistant show.
It' spin off interesting I mean in and by interesting, I mean not interesting,
I mean she was. She's a UCB person. Looks like she is
a performer and writer at UCB and a freelance writer. And I think she's
going to be our new best friend. Okay. So Laala and Schwartz have
lunch, and this is where he reveals that he one time hooked up with
Sheena. Wait, have we skipped the party? About where Billy? Where
Tom? And Ariana? You can throw anything at any time because the thing
is the problem with this show, which I hate, is they'll do five
seconds of each thing, so you'll go here, here, here, and
then it goes back and forth still like all right, well okay, okay.
Lalla hangs out with Schwartz. Okay, I'm with you, okay,
and Laala asks if he's ever had sober sex, and then Schwartz is like,
you know, and this is this, this annoys me as a sober
person. I don't like Laala either. I'm just gonna say that, but
I I'm with her when she's having some of these conversations. It seems frustrating
because people like Schwartz are like, I mean, you know what, I
like to go on like booze benders where I just get like fopped up,
like so fucked up, like so so so drunk. But then I get
like really into being sober briefly right like four days and sober like for a
weekend, like I'm not drinking anything. It's like, what what do you
think that? That's like yeah, and then I'll just like meditate, need
healthy, and then I'll just get fucked up again and do like so much
drugs. So what Okay? Yeah, I mean I don't feel for La
La, but I think in general that's annoying, like to say, like
he's just so out of touch, he's just completely out of touch with and
by the way back behind the curtain story, Stephanie and I had a small
argument about whether a guy I dated and we're not going to make any allusion
to that guy, is whether he's more a Sandaball or Schwartz. And finally
I won the argument because I was like, I dated him, Yeah,
I know him better, So I I won that one. But I knew
but I will say that I knew him before Cecily even knew him. But
I was never like really good friends with him. So I give it.
I give it to her, thank you, thank you. But I felt
like, looks Wise really they have a more like cute, like a more
of an impish look. Oh maybe looks Wise. Yes, okay, we
love him either way. Meanwhile, okay, so La La immediately tells Katie.
I mean, this is kind of teap, but it's obviously just trying
to drum up. They have nothing like they had last season. So they're
like, we got to come up with some storyline. Well we haven't even
said the thing though that before she goes and tells we didn't even say what
happened. Tom said he once made out with Sheena in Vegas and Lamas like,
uh, what the yeah, and he's like yeah, and she's like,
well while you were with Katie and he's like, yeah, I mean
we were there, so they were dating at the time. That was her
boyfriend. I believe they was seriously dating. Yes, they're seriously dating.
Oh no, they were in aged. They were engaged. So Laala is
really annoyed right on the spot that shea never engaged because they said it was
I think they said it was twelve years ago, and they weren't engaged twelve
years ago. First off, they changed the timeline because he said twelve years
ago and then later says a few years ago. So it was confusing.
I could not figure out exactly when it was. But I don't think they
were engaged yet, could be wrong. I mean, I'm pretty sure that
it came up later that she says we were engaged. Oh well shit then
than they were. But it doesn't really matter. I could be wrong,
It doesn't really matter. The point is that Lala is instantly like, huh
uh, that's weird that Sheena never told me that. So then Lala goes
to Katie, goes right to Katie and she tells her about how Sheena made
out with Tom, and Katie stirs up, just to stir shit up obviously
for the show. Yeah, totally, but put yourself in their place.
I don't know what the point was. I don't know if Schwartz is just
trying to like make himself more relevant somehow, like Jillie letting this kind of
stuff out. But it's shitty even if it happened a long time ago.
If I found out that my ex had been cheating on me, I would
be pretty pissed, absolutely, And Katie was put through the fucking hell.
And I know everyone brings up, oh, you have such a bad take
about Katie. She used to drink a lot and say mean things like okay,
yes, none of them have been perfect. She is the only one
on the show that has not cheated on somebody that I can think of,
literally, the only one. I can't think of a single other person that's
a main cast member on the show currently that hasn't done all the shit that
other people have done, including Ariana as we've talked about. So like Katy
alone, people are going to get people always get mad at us, both
of us, for our takes on things. And this is the thing about
listening to it, you know, recap, We're going to have different opinions.
We had different opinions than a lot of people in the Real Housewives,
but not everybody is going to share your opinion and I'm not talking about you.
I'm talking about the audience. Not everybody's going to if you you could
hate Katie, and not everybody's going to share that opinion, or she wouldn't
be on the show. Right we are, Katie stands and I stand by
it for now. So Katie's pissed as you would be. Then we go
to the DJ event right where Joe. Let's get in. Let's get in
on Joe. Okay, did she call herself Joe? Like? What was
the R two D two? What was the what was the conversation about R
two D two? I swear to god, I don't know. I don't
know, but okay, so listen, I'm coming in a little bit new
on this stuff, on the Joe issue, but uh, for ame a,
what's that? Anything? Anything? Okay? But I'm getting like,
I know, they all used to kind of call her spooky and they feel
like she kind of came across as like a math addict. And we're going
to get into this, but when I'm just seeing her, like something is
off about her, like I'm just being this is just me being completely objective,
and the vibe is like a kind of a like a well, I
as I tried to refer to her, but this could be so politically incorrect,
but I feel like the vibe is like pick me lesbian. Well that's
not correct. It's not correct in this situation, but I know what you're
saying. Like she's trying to she's like a more like if she was like
Morgan Wade, like kind of like I feel like she's trying to have this
like that hat. Yeah, the hat. She's like. She's like,
you know, everybody's really dressed up. Arianna's wearing this like fucking revenge dress
where you can see her all her ass. All the girls are dressed up,
and she's like, you know what, I'm not going to fucking dress
up. I'm taking Joe's side on this one. I don't like Joe,
but I mean, I know she dresses the way I dressed in the nineties
in college. I told you, like, when I go to a club,
i'd wear a backwards baseball frat hat. Yes, so that's what she's
doing. She's that girl, and I was that girl. Although that was
the times. It's like I k performative, like I don't even care,
Like I'm just trying to Like I'm just trying to look cool. I'm just
really cool. Like it's like lesbian barshic. It's like, I know,
I'm wearing like these kind of tight jeans that are very straight leg with like
some sneaks, and like a sweatshirt and then a cat baseball hat and then
when and then but then she's crying in the bathroom. It's interesting because it's
so funny, like our inner protector. Like even if I don't like Joe,
if you're it's like she's like my sister or something, like you're coming
for her now. All of a sudden, I'm like, I like that
hat. Why are we like this? Why am I like this? It's
like I'm being a contrarian. I'm not trying to be Okay, I don't
mind that look, but I know what you mean. It's the the reason
I don't like Joe isn't because of the way she was dressed. I thought
she looked really cute, and I hate like the way sheina. Like I
don't like all the I don't like what they when they get ridiculous. I
mean, they're too old for that shit. But I what I don't like
about Joe where she's a pigmy girl is because she is like I just hang
with the guys. I don't really understand. She's like Fox over women.
She's not been truthful. We'll get into all that, but like, yeah,
my issues with her her personality, well, she's basically living with Katie's
ex husband and wanting to be part of the group where and not understanding why
people aren't that nice, why they're not all gravitating towards her and like loving
on her, and they're like, okay, but you're you've you've been kind
of being basically sly. I thought you were slick m hm for a long
time close friends, recent ex husband who fucked her over the story though she
was friends with Kristin and Kristen. I don't know how much you watched vander
Pump like through the Kristen years. But she has rewritten her story. But
like she was a nightmare. You know, she was cheating on Sandoval.
Sucked to her as well, Like it sucked, but she was crazy,
Like she also had sex with Jacks while she was with Sandoval. Okay,
she blew Jacks like that all came out. She fucked over her friend Stscy.
I mean, there's so many terrible things, so Joe and Kristen were
friends, and she was always trying to make Joe happen. Joe's been trying
to get on the show for like ten years. Okay, this is not
She just finally made it, and she did it by and pretended to sort
of kindness, sort of be Katie's friend. But the whole this whole time,
she was hanging out with Schwartz and Sandoval, knowing that Sandoval was cheating
on Ariana. Right, so many reasons not to like Joe, right,
which is gonna come out later in this episode. Right, And I mean,
I don't know that I love how they bully her the way that they
do, but I also kind of and well we'll get to that. But
are they bullying her or are they just like not happy to have her there?
I mean, to me, bullying is as we say, it's like
such a big word. And to be like running into the bathroom. I
just feel like she's not Tea. She's not being hell, she's not being
accountable, she's not being accountable. Cheat, she's part of a double cheat.
I don't like the double cheat. It's not great. She's not as
cool as she's pretending to be. And it's it's annoying. So they're all
there. Tom shows up, he walks in all cocky. Arianna shows up.
Tom's like, she looks good. Shut the fuck up, Tom,
nobody cares what you think about what Arianna looks like. I don't care.
Oh, I just And then Joe is so on she's hanging with that side
with Billy. Yes, they're all just and it's kind of it's kind of
sad to watch because they are the ones that are not included, and so
they're trying. They're like, you know, they would be just as mean.
Billy is very mean, and they would be just as mean if they
were like the cool, the cool ones. Right now, they're just not
And Billy's trying to make Sandoval go out with this girl named Teeth. Yes,
he's so dressed up. Oh my god, talk about oh god,
yeah, you're right, I'll take. I'll take. Joe's like dressed down
next to these people that are like but it's so it's so fake when he's
like, yeah, so yeah, I guess like you're cool, I'm cool,
Like do you like to go bulling? He's the worst. It looks
at the camera constantly. Have you noticed how many times he breaks on not
on purpose, he just breaks the fourth wall, just looks at the camera.
Yes, he's so self aware, he's he's just but he's not.
He's not even a way such a bad actor that he just straight like Tom
Yeah. No, so okay. So Sena's being she is being kind of
mean because Joe is a hair dresser. She cuts people's hair, right,
that's she cuts Swartzy's hair. It's supposed to be so cute. And Shina
is being really rude about her wearing a hat. And I thought she knew
was just being a c word. She's just not having it and she's just
feeling at her. So they all click off. I mean, do you
so your your take on that is she shouldn't been wearing the hat. My
take on it is that the look was very like, I'm just a guys
girl, I'm just like as you or you were doing some jokes about it
the other day about like I just like I just feel more comfortable when I'm
camping. Well, she also said not only bad, but she's like,
ah, where do I put my gangly long legs? And where are the
tall people sit up? And like she just kept saying that to Ali and
James, who are probably a little short. I know Valley is probably shorter,
and she's just kind of looking at her like, Okay, I'm sure
you can figure out where to put your legs. We're like at lunch.
I'm not six five. I mean she's not you know what, She's just
that's it's like that kind of humble brow. But remember when you were doing
the like like I just love camping, Like where is there camp ground somewhere?
Because I just feel more comfortable when I'm like out in the wilderness.
I just want to be with my favorite rock. I just got to be
with my friends. Like that's just I'm just the kind of girl I am.
I'm not I'm not saying all girls have to be like that, just
how that's where I'm comfortable. Yeah, that's just what I like. Is
anybody going camping this weekend? That'd be like so cool, like like yeah,
if Ariana is like I'd like to go and she's like, just guys,
thanks, So then this is where it gets funny. We're still on
page one, by the way, so we should probably because it's my fault
because I did the whole John Mayer thing at the beginning it's my fault.
Okay, Okay, this is where she says, so she's mad because the
girls are being kind of mean to her, and she's like, they've said
that, I'm like on crack crack what she does. And then she goes,
you can't say that about someone who has a d D. I'm like,
roop record scratch. Yes. First of all, yes you can.
That's exactly what you say. Well, it's this thing that we don't like
as and you know, I'm I'm one of one of not the I'm one
of the woker people that you're gonna that you're gonna meet. I will correct
the way that you say, not you personally, but I will correct people
for using the wrong terminology. But it goes over the top when you're like,
you're being ablest because I have ADHD. Okay, so you can't focus
sometimes, so that makes it okay to fuck somebody's boyfriend or exactly by the
way, at this moment, I looked up the symptoms of add and ADHD
and I one hundred percent have back miss as do I hundred I would very
much do better with medication one percent. The only the thing that scares me
about the medication is like, what if it made like I take adderall and
I'm just through the roof. Well, right, I understand, but but
we what we're saying is we have it, no question, but we don't
like but we don't sleep slept with someone's boyfriend on purpose, like if I
knew that he had a girlfriend, and if I did, I certainly wouldn't
be like, oh my god, I have ADHD. Stop. Well,
because I got into a slight thing on whispering because I was like, what
up with Joe? I just said really nothing. I'm like, is Joe
okay, it's a few weeks ago. Huh. People were totally agreeing with
me, and then someone was like, that is so rude. Clearly Joe
is neurodivergent. I'm like, yeah, so so, and if that's even
true, that's and so I was kind of waiting for Joe to say that
about herself, but she came up as she said add instead, right,
which is I guess neurodivergent. It doesn't make you sleep with other people's guys.
Well, although I guess you could say Joe technically didn't, No,
but she didn't, but she was shady as fuck and did she and hung
out with Roquel, right, oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, did
not whatever? At okay, at Ariana's house. Aren't we going to find
that out? Knowing that, knowing that Raquel was or Rachel was sleeping with
Ariana's boyfriend. By the way, when Joe starts, so everyone's being kind
of mean. I'm sure Sheina's voice is terrific. Why are you wearing that
hat? And then Joe was plugging her ears and I kind of felt for
joke because I plugged my ears sometimes when things get loud, so then let's
see do you think that? But the plugging her ears also is like,
girl, that's not adhd that. It's like if you're maybe on the spectrum
that too. I think I'm on the spectrum too, so but I'm still
it doesn't give you an excuse to fuck other people's guys. Yeah, I
felt like it was very like, guys, I'm over stimulated, so I
can't be bullied because you're it's too much stimulation. I have to cover my
ear. I don't know. I thought it was wondering how long she did
that before the camera got She like wanted that camera guy to catch that,
so she probably was doing that for like two hours. Yeah, and then
like probably like threw a rapper like a straw wrapper at a camera. Guy,
you might want to get this. I'm playing my ears. Yeah,
I just like I would feel so much more for her if if she was
like a nice person, and then showing that like, oh my gosh,
this is really hard for me. I have trouble, Like I have some
processing stuff and i'm I'm adhd and like I stood too much stimulation. But
you're being a bitch, all right. This is where Arian turns to the
camera. She's like, in case you're right now, this might be when
you're feeling bad for Joe. She's like, don't remember Joe as a mean
girl, right, and she kind of explains all that. She's like she's
not cool. Now, I will give I will give people this Katie.
Katie can be so ruthless. Okay, Katie is really mean. So this
is the part where she's like no thanks, like Joe, Like Joe can
be crying in front of her. Katie doesn't seem to have that. She
doesn't have a soft there's no soft place to fall in Katie. So like
she can sometimes overdo. I do believe she's kind of a bully. She's
kind of she's mean. She's mean, but I understand why she'd be mean
to Joe in this case. Interesting, So let's see. So so Sandy,
let's see approaches Ariana this part and he's like, oh, hey,
so did you get the letter that h like, I sent a letter?
And they're all looking at her, and arian is just like looking to the
side, giving her her jaw, giving him her jaw. And then he's
like, you know, this is like the letter about the house or whatever.
She said. She's like, yeah, my lawyer has it. My
lawyer has it. Brilliant. She will not give him any kind of attention
at all, and she will not look at him. And I have to
say that I felt really sorry for her because he was just doing it for
the camera, yes, And she's like, I barely wanted to be on
this fucking show again if this guy was going to be filming anyway, And
now I have to. And now he's trying to engage me in conversation,
and now all these people who who are my friends are tolerating it and acting
like he didn't just cheat on me for a year. Yeah, three months
later, now we're at four months later at this point in the shooting,
and I mean that's not very long. No, She's just like, what
the fuck? Okay, So Katie pulls Sheena aside, we should just move
to that where she's like hey, and Shena has such a she to tell
her, like, hey, I heard that you hoked up with Schwartz.
What's up? And Shea has such a look of like I just got caught,
Like her eyes just bulged out of her face, and you're like,
oh, Ruga, oh you know what I was confusing? She is that
Sheena says she was newly engaged to Shae. That's right, that's right,
Yes, she was engaged, right, that's right. I just wrote that.
But wait, you were engaged to Shaye. So and then she's like
she does like, well, it's not a makeout. It was not a
makeout, but like make out with Ariana. Remember, then she throws that
she tries to switch at the subject really fast, but right before that she
goes she's like, yeah, like I didn't want to say anything because like
you're so scary, like you you're like tequila, like tequila Katie, or
maybe she tells camera that. So she fucking blames the fact that she made
out with her friend's boyfriend. Okay, at the very least on the fact
that, and then couldn't tell her because like, no, she scares me
too much. She's mean. There's a lot of information that was just thrown
at us. Yeah, a lot because Ariana. First of all, it's
a big deal that they made out, because now that's very big deal because
they have been really good friends, the friends before she brought Ariana on the
show, Like they are true friends and have been like best friends. And
it is kind of kind of strange because I don't think Sheena has ever I
don't know that she's ever sort of come out as by so it's just all
very like I'm not sure, not that she would have to, but I
was just like, what, Yeah, but here's the thing which Katie was
trying to say, is like, but then, like you were in my
wedding, Like meanwhile, the guy that I was going to marry made out
with you. And of course, if if what Sena is saying is true,
that's even worse. So if he pulled you aside, he basically like
sexually assaulted you, Like he pulled you and kissed you against your will,
and you thought that was perfectly fine for me to marry that guy, and
you were just never gonna mention it. Yeah, that's so shitty. And
I just wrote she not fucking apologized and she never does. No, he
doesn't really apologize. No, Okay, so let's see I just and Schwartz
told Lala, now lunch with Lala and James. Does this any of this
matter? Oh they're talking about Joe had an anxiety attack. I don't know.
There's a bunch of stuff that gets said. At some point, Schwartz
kind of hits on Lalla and she's like, I'd break your dick in half.
Okay, that's kind of weird. So this is where it comes out
that apparently sand of all gave let the dog when when Ariana wasn't there,
the dog got into like five hundred laxatives something like that. And like,
obviously, and this is not the first time. Arian is like, but
didn't you have a moment where you're like, then, Arianna, just get
out of the house, Go stay with your boyfriend. Go stay with Katie.
I said this last week. Go stay with Katie. She has a
very nice apartment. Yeah, like, if you have to be in La
because you're shooting the show and you can't be in New York with your boy
whatever else that you're doing. Like you okay, great, you have a
place to go for the few months that you're right. But I would imagine
that like your ex boyfriend wouldn't let the dog, I mean, would have
some you know some I wouldn't. I wouldn't and I wouldn't leave my dogs
alone the way that the sh I wouldn't even want my dogs around the cameras
like that. I would think that would cause so much stress to animals to
have constant like camera crews. I mean, you know, I am a
little bit of a helicopter dog mom. Yeah, but I wouldn't want any
of that, and I certainly wouldn't leave you know, Santaval is like a
nightmare. Who knows who he's having over if she's not there? Right?
But you also dog but ac Courd, I mean, before she knew that
he was complete liar and cheater, I'm sure she trusted him and trusted him
with her pets. That's that's a good point. Yeah, I'm not blaming
her. I'm just saying like I wouldn't and aren't they kind of co parenting
the dogs anyway? Or is that Tom? Or is that her? Or
is that uh Schwartz? Oh that's Katie okay, bay co parent. I
don't think Sandival cares at all about those dogs. He's not even he's he's
not a dog guy. He sucks. Yeah, okay. So then then
Tom's like he complains about that he has anxiety and stuff. And then Tom
is like, Lala, do you want to come Like I'm going to be
doing some like breathwork and self improvement and I can't do it? Yeah,
La, La, So do you want to come over? And she's like,
hmmm, no, I don't know. I don't think so let me
think about it. That isn't that was a shock that she said, let
me think about it. Yeah. She's like, I mean I like,
probably not. That's like not what I really want to be doing with you.
And he's like, okay, well, I'm like really into this self
improvement, so okay. So then it cuts to Tom doing breath work with
the subscrit and I'm pretty sure. I'm like, I'm ninety nine percent sure
that the guy who's doing the breath work with him is shooting a podcast of
doing the breath work with him. Did you see that he's got his whole
computer monitor he's got he's on a podcast mic and he's talking into the mic.
I guarantee you that guy that he has a podcast about like breathwork,
and his guest is Tom Sandoval, who's laying on a floor going He's like,
it's like an emotional orgasm. Shut up. Yeah. So while she
shows up gas right, Laala, Laala walks in the door, right,
and then the guy who's doing the breath work, he's like, you have
a guest, so agra everybody's being so aggressive. He's like, oh,
I do, but he's such a bad actor that, like you know that
Lala's going to be there. They set up the shot for it right of
course, you know she's walking in. They timed it exactly when you're doing
your weird thing. Yes, this is why I don't like this show.
It's like the most acted faky of all of these shows to me, like
The Hills that it's like where you're like, oh, it was it was
a joke all along. Whatever. Okay, So so then okay, let's
let's skip to the sandwich. We're still trying to pretend like the sandwich shop
is opening well, which we have to talk. We have to talk about
the fact that La La uh is tells basically tells Tom, which I thought
was a good scene, that he wasn't a good friend. He's because Tom
is like, like, I'm just trying to do this self improvement, Like
how come everybody's still kind of like mean to me or whatever? Like look
at how what a good person I am? Like doing breath work, And
Lala was like listen, It's like it goes back, like even before the
whole Roquelle situation, like you you're not a good friend, like you're you
weren't there for me. You know, you would love to tell me everything
that's going wrong with your life. But like when I was going through ship
with Randall, you didn't ask me how I am even and I was a
mess And he's like, whoa, La La, that's like crazy. He
doesn't even apologize though, Nope, he doesn't apologize at all. It's ridiculous.
It's ridiculous that Lala is there even having this conversation. If she if
no one could even talk to Randall, you weren't even allowed to talk to
him, But it's okay to It's all such a bullshit. They all suck.
But I just wrote fu Sandoval because that's who sucks the most, right
obviously, And I just wrote, Lala, you're being lame. She's being
so lame, And in my mind I was like, and she's gonna have
some kind of an excuse to Ariana of like why she got together, Like
well, we've always been such good friends. It's like, what, who
cares? Who are you friends with? Isn't she also supposed to be good
friends with Arianna? Yes, they made out once while Tom was driving.
They were in the back of like an suv and they full on had oral
sex while Tom drove around all talked about it. I don't understand why they're
all so trying to be so nice to Tom, and like why can't any
of them have any loyalty? Tom's fucked them all over, and yet they
all seem to have such a hard on for making up with Tom. I
know, I don't know, because he's a manipulative He's good at it.
He does it every single time, and they fall for it. He played
a victim, he said he was gonna hurt himself. He's the same thing,
and they fell for it. Okay, so okay. The sandwich trying
to make the sandwich stop and they do it in the same place. They're
like, oh, we're going to go over to Sir because this are weird.
Tiny space isn't ready yet, So these old, crusty, old sandwiches
that clearly they have to people have to show up and act like they're really
good. Shoot, I think they're left over from the last tasting. But
then they bring them over yet probably we're going to pop them in the microwave.
They're gonna be totally moist. It'll be fine. But also they bring
him later to the one time Lisa and Can show up because they go over
to stir as though Lisa and Can are ever even at Sir now, and
they go over there and they're like, do you want some of the and
they like you could tell Lisa's disgusted. She's like, oh, okay,
I'll have the pimento, and then they eat them. She and Ariana has
to say, but it'll be fresh bread. Oh really at the sandwich shop,
you're gonna have fresh bro what a great selling point they probably have that
McDonald's. Well, you're gonna have fresh and we're gonna toast the bread.
It'll be fresh. It will not be eight eight years old. So that
was just gross. But that was before and then James when there is that
when he makes the sloppy Joe reference that you know he's been he's been working
on for a long time. I didn't even get it. Can you explain
this to me? Something about a dick. It was like a dick joke
that I didn't get. I think the joke was about Joe, Oh Joe,
and then she's sloppy and then a sloppy Joe sandwich. Okay. I
think he was doing some layers and it was just so okay. So this
is when Lala they go to Sir. Lala tells Ariana. She's like,
yeah, I was at your house today. I had a great conversation totally
bonding with sand of all. Yeah, it was like really cool. And
Arianna is like, well, guess what, bitch. The guy's an asshole
and he locked my dog in my room with a bunch of bad stuff for
dogs and I had to take her to the emergency vet and it cost six
thousand dollars. How's that for your grain that has to keep saying that.
Imagine you defend not liking him this many times. It just they gave her
no time. She's fine. By the way, we're going to get at
the end, you're going to find out how she's doing. Okay, Okay,
So Sir Ken comes out bake compo about sandwiches. I mean, now
we're just kind of sluppy Joe oh Brock. So now I was surprised that
Brock knew that Sina had hooked up with Schwartz because he didn't see him phased
by it at all. So like what so yeah, so Schwartz tells Brock,
like, you know, like sometimes I would just like get really mad
at Katie, but instead of communicating or like you know, talking it out
or whatever, I just go get shit faced and like make out with a
stranger. Except that he didn't make out with a stranger. He made out
with her friend, right, and and Brock's now wife and mother of his
child. Right. That was kind of interesting but then awesome. But also
the fact that he's like, yeah, that's what I used to do sometimes
to like blow off steam. Okay, so it wasn't a one time thing,
even, I know, so you regularly, Yeah, I know.
But these I feel like all these women just keep getting manipulated in gas Lit
into like, hey, these guys are just human. I think that they
just know they're on a show. And then the worse the guys are,
the better the show. That's what I think, because I don't trust any
of them at this point except for that fight. You know, I think
that Sandobal thing was real, okay, and he is vile okay, So
then this is the big draw, another big drop they're trying to make.
So Katie is like whatever because they're like, well, Katie left with Max.
So Max was on the show a couple of seasons ago, like they
tried to make Max happen. He's awful. I think he hooked up Machine
as well, but I don't totally remember. But he's just a bad guy.
Sorry, I mean, I don't know him personally. Maybe he's a
great guy, but he kind of wasn't a great He's like a fuck boy.
H Kati did I guess hook up with him or whatever? And I
say, good for her. She got up with whoever she wants. Now,
Yeah, why are they all making such a huge deal out of it?
She's single? Thought, Oh well, wait, Max is a good
friend of Schwartz though. Okay, but they've been to you but Schwartz has
been with so many women since they broke up, right, right, And
it's the only time Schwartz ever even cares. He doesn't even care because Katie,
he never he was so mean to remember back when they were married,
he'd call her, She'd tell her she was fat, he said, she
was disgusting. You never want to have sex with her. They were so
toxic to use that word, they really were. I just don't understand why
Schwartz would give a shit what she does or who she hooks up with,
right, I know, But you know he's He tried to make out with
Raquel too, remember, yeah, whether it was her show or not.
But still he was happy to he was ready to hook up with her friends.
They had a fight about it. They had to fight about the fact
that she said, I just asked you not to hook up with anybody in
the friend group, and he did it. Anyway, He doesn't get a
shit, right, So now he has no leg to stand on, to
be like, you can't hook up with somebody that's my friend, right of
course, No, he has no leg to stand on. Of course,
not none of them have any. I mean, they're all so ridiculous.
And then I wrote, I'm not sure about this note, maybe you can
help me. I wrote, Sandobal and Date are flirting with Brock. We're
both Sandabal and yeah he brought he brought that girl Tea back. Yes and
yes, but then but then it was and then I just wrote, shorts
is upset? I mean, because you know they were doing they were kind
of winding up the episode, so and Tom was going on and on ari
on it at this point says he's like, well, just whatever, be
careful, don't trust, don't trust anybody. So I didn't. I put
okay, I have written down Sandoval plus Tea come back from bowling, and
he's dressed in a wet in western gear head to toe, and she's wearing
a bra and jean jacket. That's her. That's her idea of like western
and gear. It's like western gear via Madonna circa nineteen eighty seven. Yes,
yeah, and Arianna is just like, how old are you? And
she goes twenty five and then Ariana goes, yeah that tracks. That's when
she says, be careful, Yeah, she can stay away from forty one
year old narcissists. Okay, so that's kind of the show. But I
do have some news. Is there anything else you want to say about O?
Wait, yeah, I have one more thing. So then Ariana is
like, this is really funny. This made me laugh out loud. Sou
Brock and Sena. They argue because she's mad that Brock told so she Shena's
mad because Brock told Tom about Katie. But meanwhile, they're all all on
camera. I'm like, but Shena, you're on camera too. You're outing
everything too, Like this is such a freakin meta fight. Hey, you
shouldn't be bringing up the fact that blah blah blah happened like on camera while
you're bringing it up on camera. But anyway, that's not the funny part.
The funny part is that meanwhile, Arianna's still talking to Tea, and
then it's just like one of these like we we come back in in their
conversation. He's like, yeah, so then he sucked her while I was
at my grandmother's funeral. And then Tea goes, oh my god, you're
so strong. Did you catch that? No, I had zoned out by
that time. I'd had enough. But yeah, now that you say it,
I do remember that. It's like you're on a date with the guy.
She's like, oh my god, you're so strong. You're so strong.
Yeah, she's like winning everybody over a bit by bit. It's amazing.
Okay, Ariana Maddox not not to be Uh they're not not related to
An Maddox. Uh huh. She my friend who's a real estate guy,
Religor, just sent me this report that she just bought a house on my
street, literally one street over. I'm not going to say our streets,
but like in the canyon that like, it's probably walking distance from my street
for sure. Yeah, we're sure. And so she it's a house.
I don't love the house. It's modern. It's very modern, like modern
modern with a right glass lot of windows. I like it. I feel
like it's very Hollywood. I think it's tacky. I don't like it.
But she's happy, so we're happy. And it looks like it's a big
house. And she bought it looks for about one point six million, which
I think is a steel in outpost canyon. Oh yeah, and I don't
know how. Oh and then I guess what happened was because she I've heard
mixed reports. I heard that Tom bought her out, but I also heard
no, they're still working on that on the house that they share together in
the valley. So I'm not sure because what she wants to do is sell
that house and split it fifty to fifty, which makes total sense. He
wants to buy her keep the house, yeah, but he won't do it,
and that's why she dug in her heels and didn't want to move,
because she's like, fuck you, like, I'm not asking for more.
I'm not. I'm saying we split the furniture, we split everything, just
down the middle, start over. So whatever it's worth, whatever they could
sell it for. She wants him to pay that price buy her out.
She doesn't want him to buy her out at all. She's saying, like,
I see what you're saying, but I think she wants to, Like
she doesn't. I think there's a part of him that doesn't even want him
to like make a profit on this house. So if yeah, yeah,
you're right. If if they say, okay, well this house would go
for one point two and then they split, and then he buys her out
and gets her half, he still gets to he's still all the money and
time and stuff and the interior decorating that they put into that house, Like
he still gets to profit off that when he eventually sells, and she's like,
I don't want that. I don't want to be tied to anything,
like, just sell it. Let's sell it, right. It shouldn't really
matter to her that much, though, I'm going to say, real estate
wise, it should just be if he wants, if he wants to pay
what the house is worth right now, what they could get for it,
including all the work they did, and he wants to pay half of it,
she should. And she doesn't want to live there, she should just
take the money and walk away. Yeah, I think ultimately that might be
what she did, but we will find out anyway. She's going to be
my neighbor, so I will keep you posting on that. You guys are
going to hang, especially because you're going to be really good friends. You're
already probably Facebook friends as we speak. Yeah, with her new assistant after
she quits working for Sandoval. She's not accepted my friend request yet. But
I'm going to go around it and find our mutual friends say like, hey,
can you put me in touch with her? Not baby, right,
just just like put us in touch, Like, just get us on an
email chain or text chain or email chain, get us on an email chain,
just hold whatever, email AOL maybe get us on AOL chat. All
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