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this. Got a couple of weird ones for you, Danny Scuttle, but
brought to you by is It Meat. A couple of weird local ones,
and then I got something else, so I have a little fun here.
But first let's do the weird sad stuff, not sad it's not sad,
it's just well, it's sad if you're the person. See yesterday a woman
was found dead in her burning vehicle at the walmart off Frankfort and Marsh here
in Dallas. And this has happened at like one pm. Yeah, like
so middle of the afternoon. So I got a car fire. You used
in the car fire before you know what happens here and there? But firefighters
show up and they put out the fire, and they're like, holy crap,
there's a body in there. And they say it was a woman who
was waiting in the car. Her daughter was inside shopping. The daughter said
that her mother's a smoker and has dementia. Oh my god. And she
walks outside the store and there her Acura is up in flames. They checked
their surveillance video. They don't see anyone going near the car. Show was
crushing a sig. They caught the damn car on fire. Could it maybe
fall asleep? Maybe? Yeah? I mean will I don't know how how
wuch the dementia park plays into that, but you know the standard, you
know, probably a woman who is h said her daughter and her mother.
You immediately think younger. This sounds to me, like, if it's a
mother with dementia, more of a grandma time. So maybe a mother in
her thirties, forties or fifties. Maybe can you imagine in the storage to
grab a couple of things going to Wally World? Mom, just hang out
here, I'll be back in a few minutes. We gotta grab some yeah
stuff, and you come back out and the cars and flames off, and
your dang mommy's inside. I don't like this, Danny, That's a horrible
story. Why are you setting the tone of the scuttle Bank all that?
I didn't, you know. I was just I fucked on the news last
night and they led with it, you know, and I was gonna lead
with it. See, I got to. I have to lead with it.
I don't want to. I got another one though. I get it.
You're just doing your job, man, No one's here to shoot the
messenger, Kevy, Oh, just reading the news, my man, cemetery
bomb in Collin County. What is going on in Plano? Dude, Plano
is a problem. And for the second eight in a row, we go
to our mini segment, What's going on in Plano? What's the deal in
Plano? What are you people doing up there with your bombs and your heroin
and your sex trafficking. It's all in Plano's. People in Plano, get
it together. Plano. It's the new Florida. We learned that yesterday as
well. Yeah, Plano's the home of machine Gun America. I hope there's
a store in South Florida called machine Gun America. We just learned. Yeah,
I'll stop narrow casting now. Colin County's big broad Scott Cemetery is off
County Road one sixty one, which Danny, you go there all the time,
and it's one of my biggest weaknesses, Kevin. Going to Scott Cemetery,
someone reported seeing a possible pipe bomb wrapped in black tape. First of
all, if you're walking you see an object that you're not thinking it's a
pipe bomb unless you know, have good knowledge, or we're in the military.
Maybe, or you put it there, or you put it there.
As my mom used to always say, the guilty dog always he's barks.
First, Kevin, your mom was right. Another person once said, he
who smelt it dealt it well. That tells me that Ben Rogers put the
fart machines in the studio. Then maybe Ben Rogers, the pipe bomb at
the cemetery. Can you rule it out? You can't roll it out at
this point, No, he can't. He's been pretty pissed this week.
We'll keep him up on the wall of suspects. Yeah, the gaggle of
misfits after the hurricane of weekend shows destroyed the studio. He's been in a
foul mood, so who knows he's exacting revenge. By the way, I
met Kurt Chase the other night, really Kurt Chuck in person many times at
the Crimbo party. Kurtchase. Yeah, I didn't see big Bulge Bow,
but I've met Bow before. Yeah, they can tell Kurt Chase is good.
Just speaking of weekend judging here the Automotive Edge show Saturday's on the Free.
Did you guys get along? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah it was
great. Did he invite you out to some weird out posts for a Hamburger?
He did a point at Strip Mall. Stephen goes, now, who's
that guy? And I said that's Strip Mall Steve. He goes, oh,
interesting, interesting looking fella. Everybody points at Strip Mall Steve and says,
who's that guy? Yeah, what's this a deal? The uh,
so the bomb squad gets called in. They determined the object was an improvised
explosive device, also known as an i E D, which I thought that
was the thing that was like a form of birth control for a i U
D. Tough to know so many acronyms these days. He had L O
L and B R B and G two G T T y L L M
F A O I ED I U D. Don't ever mistake in an i
E D for an i U D. That would be bad news. The
i U D seems painful for the woman. I would not want an i
U D for men. That's a catheter. Basically, all right, muchugh,
But whatever works, it was safely disposed of, and law enforcement says
there's no indication of any danger to the public. I read that and threw
my hands in the air as I was laying on my couch with my computer
on my chest, typing with my hands up near my neck. As you're
uncomfortably nibbling at a plate of nachos that are that's precariously resting on your shoulder
so you don't have to use your not have nachos advice, you did,
you had shoulder nachos had to be healthy. That's what you had for dinner
last night. I have to disagree with law enforcement on this one. I
know that's an unpoputable thing to do, but I think I have to.
This time reported that they saw pipe bomb wrapped in black tape, confirmed that
it was an improvised explosive device. Put no indication of any danger. Dude,
if you were going to test out a pipe bomb that you've created at
home, want better places than a cemetery, which can be empty at times.
How about drive out of town and I don't know, try it out
in a field. You know it's easier just going to the cemetery. You
don't have to drive, save some gas to call all the way out there.
Just spend a bunch of money on a pipe bomb. I can't afford
gas. Well, you didn't spend a ton of money. You made it.
I know we have to buy the material things you bought from radio shack
right now. You went to home depot man did the Walt White homemade bomb
the walkie talkies, so there's no indication of any danger to the public.
I am just Kevin. I'm just Kevin, But I would have to issue
a severe bomber for Colin County. It's not a threat. Don't mistake that
for a bomb threat. Just be vigilant. Yeah, no, because there
could be more than one. And I don't want to be right on this.
I don't want there to be a bomb that goes off in Colin County
or Plano in the next seven days and then everyone is going, oh my
god, Kevin was right, he's my news leader. I don't want that.
I don't want people bowing down and worshiping me because of my reporting that
I'd be the worst thing. I don't want that. I'm just saying,
head on a swivel, eyes open, and if there's any type of explosives
that go off in Plano or Colin County over the weekend, you're hurting here.
First, you were warned, you were warned. I think that's good,
fair, unbiased reporting that you can only get here on ninety seven won
the Free You know that's at a premium these days. What's that? Unbiased
reporting? Just the news that you need, not agendas coming at you.
Yeah, I mean, look, I'm sure are crowds. Why aren't we
crowdfunded? I'm sorry to cut you off. We aren't we crowdfunded. I'm
sure level content right here. I'm sure that the police scan the entire area.
They were probably looking for other bombs. I mean, can't we just
assume that they did their jobs effectively? I think so okay, So maybe
it's okay for them to issue a statement saying, hey, we don't perceive
any threat to the public and just take their word for it. Here,
you are fear mongering, just thinking about these stations that get money just to
stay alive, like crowdfunded stuff like MPR, and they'll come in and they'll
be like, these days, the way things are, journalism is at a
premium. So I donate my money to MPR just so I can get you
know, agenda free reporting. And I'm like, yeah, well you can
get that here too. And look, I'm not trying to take money away
from the crowdfunded. I'm just saying you can listen to the freak and get
that here. That is what's coming out I gave you. Now, I
give you a little bit of advice for the weekend. Head on a swivel,
a bit of a warning that was could not be construed as a threat.
Meanwhile, this is why you went. I went awards like the Kaima
National Forest Radio Personality of the Year. God I thought a week away from
hearing about awards would be a nice break, but no. You can catch
more NPR level reporting next when I do this story there was a steer on
the loose on the train in New Jersey. What you and see this man?
Did? Y'all see the bull? There's an eight hundred pounds steer that
was on the loose on the New Jersey transit system in Newark. It's amazing.
I mean, you know those trains stations are in this are the ones
where you're kind of outside, not the ones like in an underground in the
subway and outside, or maybe you're on an overpay you say train, stay,
are you talking about like a passenger train or talking like yeah, passenger
train, Yeah, that's it. Is it a freight train? Yeah?
Choo choo choo choo train? That the train that doesn't do that. It's
so you know how they are. There's like there's an an edge that he
drops off and you can look down all the trains out there, and you
can look down and see the rails, and you know, it's pretty pretty
big area. You wouldn't want to fall down it, but it's not.
It'll kill you if you failed down at eight feet. Well, here's an
eight hundred pounds bull just running through there on the place, like on the
tracks, it was a Jersey cow where you would see the the the pizza
in the New York City subway. They tranquilized it. They named him Ricardo.
They they get escaped to slaughterhouse, So good for him. Did they
really name him Ricardo? You didn't just make that up? Yea, then
Ricardo, okay, which doesn't fully make sense. They they want named him
Neil Hamburger something like that. Do you ever feel like you're doing these segments
by yourself? I hope not. Look my drummer in there love the Neil
Hamburger joke. You could tell by the way the drums were played. You
know, I heard about what you're going to be doing this weekend. You're
gonna go see Polyphonic Spree. You're gonna go see Paul barr Keys. When
are you going to catch up on sleep? Because I'm starting to get a
little concerned. I want you to get I want you to get on the
what's her name, Dakota Johnson. I want you to get on the Dakota
Johnson's Sleep Program. Yeah, this, can you do this? Can you
try starting it this weekend? There's too much stuff to do. Man,
what do you have to do? A hamster wheel? Did I wake up
every two hours? Anyway? Get any good sleep anyway? Okay, you
know what I'm gonna do this weekend. I'm gonna sneak into your house and
I'm gonna shoot you up with a tranquilizer gun like they did that New Jersey
cow and you're gonna sleep for ten hours. Just give me ambient to do
like that. It doesn't work. Amby doesn't work on you, does it.
What's what's ambi or xanax? Well, I'm about sleeping pills, right,
yeah, Ambien and Xana. I mean xanax is like I think it's
anti anxiety. Okay, yeah, Ambien is more to knock you out.
Yeah pretty much. What about the gummies? What are those? A little
weed gummies? Yea, the good Night gummies? Yeah, yeah, I
know you're talking trusted lab type stuff. Yeah, it's like CBD. I'm
kind of scared to try those. I am too, because we have to
get up in the morning. Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna try those.
I'm gonna try them on a Friday or Saturday night. But I like
being drowsy in the morning. I like pop I pop up out of bed.
When I get up, I'm I'm good because I don't ever hit that
deep sleep and hit have that grogginess. You need that deep restorative sleep.
Kevin, You're right for my long term health. I'm worried about you.
Don't worry about me. I care deeply for you, and I want you
to be around a long time. I'm a young gun. You're a mess.
You're a hot mess, and they changed things out as quick on this
world. So enjoy your every minute while you have it. I just don't
want you to get to where Michael Jackson was when he was having to inject
propofall to go to bed. Give me my mealk, He would ask for
his milk. I want my milk. Famous last words, I need to
go to sleep, Give me my milk. His famous last words, give
me my milk. Now, if Luca would have yelled that at the reft
rather than call the foul that technical give me my milk, and he makes
the same motion, give me my me, like we're in the feeding phase
of the new daughter. That's all it's on my mind is formula. Okay.
That could also have a lot to do with Luca's temperament, because Tomy
ain't getting no sleep. He cranky, he is not getting restorative sleep.
No, he's not. I'm Kevin Turner, that's Danny Bayless. We have
JJ Jackson here, Mike Siroy on vacation. He'll be back on Monday,
all right, but we're going to investigate him at nine again. Mike Siroy
not here. Entertains a nasty bit. He's a nasty bitch. Oh,
I take something off the inn a minute, rhyme me involving Mike. Okay,
why don't we just do it here? No, I don't do it
on the air. Why not surprise okay, to a surprise of the dolphins.
Okay. Entertainment Weekly's Entertainers of the Year twenty twenty three. Okay,
now, whatever publications whatever, got a few entertainers there. Do you have
any guesses? First, you get them off your off your plate entertainers?
Though not just sindbad. Someone's not taking this seriously. JJ, would you
like to participate? I mean, you know my guess? They once Beyonce
of course on the list and no order. Beyonce did make the listen,
I'll just go ahead get it out of the way. Taylor did too.
Yeah, I just was trying to saying her name. So now we have
eight left that you guys gotta go get. There's no order, no specific,
no no order. But think of the whole year. Who entertained what
entertained? Y people are actors on there? Oh yeah, yeah, Jason
Momoa, here come the heads. No, yeah, Barbenheimer was up there.
Of course, that was an entertainer of the year, the Barbie and
Oppenheimer. So the weekend in general that was entertaining. Guardians of the Galaxy.
Uh no, that didn't quite cut it. But one movie that did
was Magan. Yes, the Doll, so that character entertainer of the year
that moment at the beginning of the year. Yeah, the Robot also actor
HBO show, we all watched The Last of Us Pascal. Yeah, people
love that dude and they should be sexy. Yeah, he's a zaddy.
He's cool. He just seems cool. I'm sexy about him. He and
Smoky Bear were front runners for Zaddi of the Year and you can vote online
at ninety's having one of the freak dot Com. Just click on the thing
and buy your albumo draft House tickets. I was I first discovered for myself
Pedro Pascal in Narcosy either one of you guys see Narcos on Netflix. I
did, so here's the thing. I didn't realize that he was the guy
from I discovered him Narcos technically, but I knew him from Game of Thrones,
and then I went, oh, yeah, he is the guy from
Narcos. Yeah. Yeah, Narcos is awesome. It is so good.
And Narcos Mexico damn good too, solid, really really good vision. I
didn't watch this, but I know our friend Jeff Cavanaugh did the cast of
vander Pump Rules Entertainers. I don't know what that is really, I have
no idea. I have no idea about anything, but I hear about it.
The real type of what is vander Pump? Is that their name?
That's the name. Somebody's named vander Pump. Yeah. I think it's like
a fashion lady or something. Yeah, yeah, Pump like Casablancas, same
thing. Okay, but no, no, no, vander Pump. Yeah,
somebody has that last name. I mean vander Ash Okay, that's fine.
But pump where you getting pump? I think it's German. I know
pumpers like the Pump, The Pump. The cast of Jury Duty Entertainers of
the Year. This is the worst list I have ever heard of. Oh
it's the worst list. Yeah, it's terrible. Oh that's interesting. How
about ao Edibiri from Hulu's I love her? Yeah, I think we all
do. She's incredible. She's the best character on that show. You know,
she's a writer for What's that FX show? What do We Do in
the Shadow? She was writing on Is she his chef on that show?
Yeah? She's great, man. She has writing credits on a lot of
things. Kidding. I thought she from the comedy world. Oh my god,
she's gonna go blow up, dude. I thought she was just,
uh like not even an actor. I thought they just brought her in off
the street. You know. No, she's been around. She's been like
just behind the scenes writing for a lot of stuff for some years, like
ten years. Her yeah are so authentic and and she comes off as such
a real person on camera. I just thought she was a regular lady.
So twenty twenty, she was. I yea, she was in the business.
The movie called s House that was made by Skin's nephew Cooper. Oh
my god, she is right, and an uncredited role. She didn't have
like a big part or anything, but she's in the movie. S House
is great too. That was her first movie she was in. Yeah,
she's in a movie this year called Bottoms that didn't really get much buzz,
but it was that was very clever as well. They're pretty much make a
front of a high school scene in the jocks. It's really funny. She's
very she's dry humor like she yeah, but it's she's hilarious. It's called
bottom Bottoms. Ben just won't stop talking about that film Bottoms Bottoms. Really.
Yeah, he was trying to hand me the DVD the other day to
Bottoms, talking about the Bottoms one, and that's the one starring in Lexas,
Texas. No, it's just a bunch of guys on those guys,
you know what. That's kind of think of it. He was giving me
one the other the other day called The Evasive Angles really starring T T Boy.
You're an idiot. You need to take a break, and you need
to apologize the company T T Boy owns Evasive Angles. So it's not it
is. How do you know this? I like to google things on that
my heart computer. All right, that's enough of that. Do you apologize
to the Metroplex to somebody for like the last five minutes. I'd apologize my
parents. Okay, that's a start. Coming up. Next, we're gonna
tell you what's gonna happen for Cowboys Bills on Sunday, Oh Boy three twenty
five, biggest game of the year in my estimation on the entire NFL slate,
biggest game of the year. We're gonna tell you what's gonna happen as
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