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Whoa huh. Come on, come
on, come on, come on,

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come on, come on, come
on. Here's that one two one two?

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Yeah? Yeah yeah. Does it
sounds Can I get this snare turned

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up a little bit? Sare you
take a little one k off the vocals?

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How does it sound sound any different
to you? No? Not to

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me? Exactly the same. I
got some new thing in here. I

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don't know what it is, like
the little jack where our headphones plug in.

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It's like a whole new thing bolted
under this desk. Yeah, it

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sounds normal and to our many many
listeners just will not affect you at all.

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Hell yeah, mphos, let's go. We're taking as today on this

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Friday. We've got a big gift
drift happening this afternoon. Danny's headphones is

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still a little off. It's not
the headphones. The mic processing in the

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headphone chain is suspect. Nobody cares
want to switch headphones with me. It's

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not that you're positive positive, I've
tried every mic, every headphone. That's

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okay, then that's yeah, positive, good. We want to switch seats.

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It's definitely not the chair. Well, the jack jack plug, don't

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just start give me your thing okay, okay, okay, I'm giving this

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on the radio live. I like
it. One two one two check one

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two one two. It's exactly the
same, sounds exactly the same. Alright.

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So it's in the microphone chain.
So you're saying that I have it

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too, but I don't you notice
it. I you guys sound normal,

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just like that. I'm speaking in
no matter what mike it is. If

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there's a there's a reverberation of delay
in my headset, I have that too.

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Yeah, we all have it.
It's the processors, some pro something

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in the processing chain to our headphone
amp, so they set up effects so

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it sounds good to us. It's
flawed. Okay, yeah, but that's

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what I was asking. So I
have it too, but I just don't

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notice it. Like when you talk
and you listen in your headphones, does

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it sound different than when you listen
to me? When I talk, it

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sounds just perfect and funny, and
I'm enjoying it. When you guys are

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talking, he's missing the point.
I don't like it as much. Well,

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Okay, I like when JJ talks, though, good morning. The

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thing back, you guys are switching
jacks. You guys, stop jacking around

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Jack and you guys are Jay and
oh all the time? There there you

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go. Are you happy? I'm
happy. There's one thing they didn't They

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didn't install a button just to turn
your jack off, because that would be

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well we got there. Someone did
it. It's way too close to his

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mind. Real have an original thought. The rest of the station. I

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will say, like, you know, the fastest way, it's easier.

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I think it might be this person. I think it might be. How

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about let's just cut to the case
whoever it is, doubling down on a

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bit that's already been done by just
getting another form of it. Well,

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that's they've been doing all week,
right, I mean, because you did

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the cricket bit last year and then
somebody is it's really annoying to me And

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I think, I don't know,
maybe I'm more but hurt about it than

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anyone else because I was the first
one that was accused. But how you

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felt last year when you were accused
of doing the cricket and you're like,

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no, yeah, but if you
guys think I'm a clown, yeah,

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they already that already. Don't take
it serious. On the other shows,

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didn't take it seriously. That's a
big issue I have right now. It's

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a holiday season. We're supposed to
be happy. No one takes us seriously,

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and I've about had it. I
gotta tell you, I've about had

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it. Okay, what's gonna happen? Okay? If I was going to

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do a new stand up comedy player, I'd be Tiffany had it. I

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understand why they're done with us with
lines like that. You can see her

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at the Windstar World Casceno on resort. That is a professional tease. Danny,

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do you think this is a gonna
be in the audio boxes because you're

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joke right there. I don't think
they like to play stuff from our show

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on audio boxes. I don't think
they get us. I don't think anyone

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gets them, anyone. I don't
think anyone gets us. That's also fair.

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I said a bad word yesterday.
You want to hear it? Can

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we drop all of it? Why
not? Why don't we just like make

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it that a thing like legalized cussing
forever? I've said that unless it's hateful

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in nature, we should be able
to cuss. Josh, I doub it.

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That's incredible is the is the person
who just decided here here the bad

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words. Are you kidding? Within
a discussion about how it'd be cool if

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society just dropped the idea of bad
words groundbreaker right there and revolutionary visionary.

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Yes, then do it. Let's
start now, Kevin says, so you

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started it with your next sentence right
literally, this accedents talking about why are

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these words considered bad words? He
just flies out an F. It's an

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interesting topic. Briefly discussed it yesterday, and maybe we could all just drop

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them on then you may be fine, there'd be no concerns or worries whatever.

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And you rattle that off. Do
it again? Can we just work?

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Can we just can we drop all
of it? Why not? Why

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don't we just like make it that
a thing like legalized cussing? Forever?

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I've said that unless it's hateful in
nature, we should be able to cuss.

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J J. Dump it. That's
incredible. Who is the is the

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person who just decided here here the
bad words. That's incredible, He goes,

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dump it's incredible. Unless it's hateful
in nature. Yeah, we should

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be able to cuss j J.
Dump it. That's incredible. That JJ

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duppet that's incredible. Oh man,
oops, have you dropped enough bomb on

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the air here. I didn't ask
intentionally. I said tease in a row

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intentionally, and then we dumped it. Then I said the exact same sentence

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just to make Kevin laugh. But
you haven't got I got half of it.

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I've got half of it a couple
of times, I don't think so.

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You've stopped in the middle of words, you know, of course when

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we're talking on July fourth, I'm
talking about our nation. Hey, our

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country a great place. Pick up. We all struggle with that one.

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You have. You've fd once or
twice. I've effed once, pretty sure,

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that's all. Did you have two
kids? Now I've dropped in.

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He's like a lock comedy easing into
the advanced comedy that you'll definitely hear later.

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Yeah, for sure. You gotta
walk before you run, Mikey,

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Yeah, I like to jog neither. It is Friday. You did the

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f a couple of times. I
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man, just real cash, you
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What do you oh? Was that
when skin was in here, like you

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have some other weird reason where you
were just super chill and that was Kavanaugh.

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You hang out? Are you talking
about number fifty on the year end

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countdown. Yeah, yeah, you're
talking about the time Danny Baylish casually said

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the F word. Just do it. You remember those days when you were

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a full back moves. I remember
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was in character doing I don't know
that was impersonating. Yeah, maybe that

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helps loosen you up. Why it
might be more likely to happen. But

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you did make it all the way
to the G. You did get into

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the G. Usually that where you
don't make it all the way to the

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G. Yeah, I cut out. I might have never made it to

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the hard k before I cut.
But you did make it to the sea.

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But I had to edit it.
I made to the sea. All

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you need on that one. Unfortunately, Well, no cussing today, boys

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Friday, clean mouth Friday. That's
right, fish for Fridays and no cussing.

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Take some glisterine. Okay. We
had old gift that we just got

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from JJ. Jay is little Santa
doing here. She's baby Santa today.

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You know this is the season of
I actually love Christmas, as stressful as

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it is, and I know you
guys bust your asses every day, and

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I'm so appreciative of working with you
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I just wanted to give you guys
a little something. And I know this

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is the last day that all four
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four, so I was like,
maybe that is true. We did.

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Well, let me give you the
option here because we did. We had

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to discussed this previously on that Tuesday, the nineteenth, the day of our

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movie. Danny is off, but
we thought and if we can work it

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out, he is maybe even gonna
bring Malcolm and come up here at like

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nine o'clock for our last last segment
and we're gonna do a little gift exchange.

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Oh, we'll give you my gifts
back then, do you really want

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to different? No? No,
one hundred percent. If you want to,

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if you want to take him back, or we can go put them

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by our desks and stash them.
And we didn't tell you that. I

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apologize for that because we have stuff
for you too. Yeah. Okay,

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that was a very long, convoluted
way of saying, oh my god,

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she got us gifts. We don't
have anything for her, but this will

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buy us. No, no,
no, no, in your own way.

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You're a g D genius. We
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I'll follow my lead. Boys,
I'm dead serious. I have something.

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I got it. I got them
always watching that I'm gonna cook.

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No, dead serious, because I
have something for Actually, well I have

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stuff for all of for most of
you. Right now, I have one

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more I need to get. Same. I have one big thing for somebody,

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and then there's two other things that
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just a little behind. So let's
do it. Your problem is not to

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open it? Then, yeah,
no, I'm not gonna open it.

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Is that cool? Okay? Okay, Well there's anything time sensitive that you

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want to take? You back what
I just said? No, no,

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no, so sweet, please say
it. I can say before say it

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again? Well Kevin, Kevin will
record it and we'll replay it. Okay,

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that way you don't have to you
don't have to do it again.

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Or if you're just you can beef
it up next Tuesday and make it maybe

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three minutes as heartfelt and with some
music behind. You have time if you

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can crank up just the tiniest bit
of water works, and then then I'll

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lose it. I don't think they'll
break, but I'm a softie. So

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then me and you were crying and
someone listens crying. It sounds like a

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real emotional connection. It's a ratings
bonanza. Yeah yeah, okay, people

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tears. Put it to song.
I took one acting class. People love

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tears. You took an acting class. No, you don't need to take

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it. You're lying. I didn't
so much. I JJ, but I

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love how she corrects it instant fess
up immediately and I quote and then read

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the quote and then say that I
feel bad later? What did she stand

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again? From that lie? I
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of brilliant because at least she doesn't
have to carry that around with you all

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day, you know, just purge
and takes you. Guys. Hey,

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I just want to tell you I
didn't really after the show I said that,

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I'm like, it's fine, I
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I could the instant confessor. I
didn't take. She would give up everything

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in the interrogation. She wouldn't even
make it to the interrogation room. Yeah,

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yeah, he did. I don't
know what. Then I saw it

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happen the hardened detectives like we got
wait, I don't know what. We

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didn't even have to do my job. I don't know, say anything.

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She just keeps a confession taking stuff
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weighs on me. Hey, sorry, I'm an honest person. Me too.

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That's my birth as well. Yeah, just kidding on the lie.

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Well, okay, thank you.
We have these beautiful bags in front of

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us, but you know what,
We're gonna put these to the side and

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then on Tuesday the nineteenth, the
Downbeat Gift exchange will happen. Perfect,

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cool, great, love it,
And that night we'll have the movie at

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Alamo draft House and Kyland's office Christmas
party. Six fifteen tickets or seven bucks

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right now? Nine, he said
on the free dot com Going fast,

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right, going fast apparently? Yeahh
According to sources, yeah all right.

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Top ten clips of the Year at
nine, Eagles, cowboysch predictions at eight,

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which Danny and I both woke up
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hours so you did, yeah,
because one of mine was in a dream.

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Whoa And when I woke up this
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couple of quick notes and I came
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the other two. No way.
Yeah, So it's real. It's weighing

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on me. Apparently. Yeah,
me too. I something to one.

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Let me take a little nap in
the break of wake up and figure it

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out. But what else Kevin Well, I think it after the predictions at

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eight, I'll probably do my death
song three nervis excited where we are no

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in melon mode? You brought your
you brought your nice guitar lyrics sheet.

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Yeah, but you brought up your
home guitar because apparently the group studio acts

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wasn't sufficient. Yeah, in quality
for you to execute a good performance.

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I need my I need Old Faithful
for my four chord song. That'll be

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probably eight. I love the Kevin's
You're In Death song, and I probably

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have missed some over the years,
but I know the one you did last

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year was stuck in my head a
very long time. I thought it was

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amazing, brilliant. Do you have
I mean you have do you have some?

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I had a bunch. I pulled
the one from last year, though,

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because it's the only one I felt
like finding. Okay, we you

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mail in. What do you play
it for? Uh? Sure we do

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that now. I'll do that now
when it happens. So also alternate years.

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Oh yeah, I just get a
look at the wind forecast over here

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to wear the same. I'm facing
south today. It's hard though when you

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can see it. I can see
it in the in the and Mike's eyeballs.

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It's hard. It's a TV I'm
watching on his Manson lamps. I'm

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sick of these Manson lamps. Face
North, Okay, loose blouse, face

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south. That is not a slogan
to abide. Bye dude, all right,

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So I alternate, do what it
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I'll produce it or whatever. It's
just what I like to do. Do

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you sing a song about everyone that
died, everyone that died this year?

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Yeah? You kind of get and
sorry, you know, sometimes you can't

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get to everyone, like I wish
I had time to get to Billy Packer,

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but I don't, or Jim Brown, I don't. So here's the

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twenty twenty two one from last year. Okay, of all the people that

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died, because the twenty twenty three
when comes up in two hours. Oh

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No, twenty twenty two follows twenty
twenty one. The Queen went and died,

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but she had a good run,
whilst the Walker Texas Ranger guy from

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Top Gun, we buried the dad
of Jennifer, Anna Stone, Gilbert Gottfried

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and Loretta Then Naomi John and Tavor
Hopkins. Christine McPhee, She wrote,

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great song. James con had a
legend every doll, Bobby calling training,

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Raley hanging out now, Hon Antonio, us Leslie and jordanad COOLEYO, Tony

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Serreneo and Paul Sir be you know
Bill us a la me love to Bob

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sag his head in our hotel room. Olivia Newton John said goodbye for no

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one matter than May Gouyey Ray got
way Ray Guy, Pray God, Pray

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pray. Jemmy Lee Lewis so wa
free murder, She wrote, she Crow

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bitter sleeve, I haven't rightly loved
directed Phils, Robert Durst loved to kill

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me and r Peter Socker writer grand
right teacher, Mary kids and a foot

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ball so sad to hear the des
a bad coach Mike Leach. Was he

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a pirate or thanking? Tony Sarah? You said, Philip fagerhol Mary Barber

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used to pound that bon like what
Louie Anderson was pretty full. Young Aaron

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Carter was found in a tub.
Dan We started him and sucked a lot

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of but by fishing looks just like
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was shot for no reason. Gallaher
died, but not before he saved the

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season. Pray Guy, Pray Guy, Hey God, Ray Ray Guy.

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Pray Guy. They Guy, Hey
God, Ray ray Guy. They don't

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overlook that old man Dave Lile.
He was the Chicken Omer and Napoleon and

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nine. Like Christie Alway struggled with
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got it. I went boxing Breadfields
playing John Clayton had a pony her and

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Ronnie Spector's first husband is burning in
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the poone cause of pride Like that
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phil Right and Hayes racing to the
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Trust you outside now was tiding Gavin
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have been bad Amir who tell to
summon up nothing stiff when you see it.

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A bunch of you will die in
twenty twenty three. So spready,

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love and enjoy your life. Always
go for red and never punt like Ray

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Guy r I p ray Wow Hero, that's kind of gorgeous. It's a

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pretty song too, Ray Ray Guy, but nobody mattered more Ray Guy.

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They also helped to have a good
producer with you, like Strip Mall.

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Steve just doesn't have time to do
it this year. Who did the female

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background vocals? I don't know.
I really don't affecting his voice. Some

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of those music goons like yourself who
can just bully people with music talent and

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they start creating stuff and it's like
his production credentials are far better than mine.

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That guy can make anything sound really
good. Here we go. No,

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I'm serious, like he's really good
in the studio. I'm not like

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the most talented in the world.
We still say, but here's a perfect

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Beatles song about the Rangers in the
World series and I did it two hours.

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Okay, just take it, Take
it man, take it right,

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Danny, You're great and I love
you. Look at him. Jump out

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that window, hey man, bend
over and take it. Okay, give

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me the tush push hey real quick. Yesterday, did y'all hear there?

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You well, y'all heard about y'all
heard about doctor J? Right, donctor

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J. Who's doctor J? Christina
pulled me and Mikey in the hall here

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yesterday we went over by her.
We actually went and hovered around her desk,

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and she showed us some donkey basketball. I've actually been to a match,

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see I know it. So Ben
and Skin had no idea. They

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were blown away by it, and
me and Christina and Danny are like,

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yeah, donkey basketball, of course, all lying. I've been to a

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match that they held in the bus
barn at Knox City High School. Not

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happened at Newcastle. I ste yes, that's the thing. I saw the

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video, So I believe you guys, people on donkeys playing basketball common in

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the country. That's wild, okay, And in principle you think of it,

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it's like, you know what,
that sounds amazing. You show up

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and after about five minutes you just
want to go home. Yeah, no,

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of course, it's terrible, perfect
freak event. Why don't we have

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a donkey basketball game? I'm remote. In principal, it's a great idea.

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You show up for five minutes and
then you want to go home.

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Yeah, I have a big draft. I shouldn't have shouldn't have come?

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Did I drive all the way out
here for this remote? We'll get some

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donkey company just watching these guys work
and then all right, well, donkey

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basketball is fun if your donkey's a
go getter. But if your donkey's of

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moron, then you don't have a
chance because it's like, hey, we're

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on defense, idiot, we're on
the wrong part of the court because they

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don't know the rules to basketball.
That's the unfortunate thing about donkey basketball.

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But you can manipulate it. Yeah, I think we can have a draft

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and we can have a little five
on five action. Okay, I love

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this. Have you been on have
you done that? You've played this?

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I've seen it up close. I
didn't want to play a donkey. No,

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yes, yes, yes, don't
they boot the s side of people

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behind them? PA concussed but pa
cranium. Well, no one will be

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on the ground though, There'll just
be other donkeys and then us on top

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of it. And that's only if
you kind of startle them or goosem oh

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like with a basketball and dribbling and
a bunch of people who don't know what

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they're doing. There's no dribbling.
People yelling yeah you can't dribble. Yeah,

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there's no dribbling because the donkeys are
pooping the entire time. So if

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you try to dribble the ball,
it's gonna come back. They don't poop

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as much as I thought. Well, they's still poop a little. Everyone

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poops, Kevin, but you all
throw on Surroy life helmets and playing cads,

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you get bucked off. We're not
ready for that yet. You think

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we're ready for They're still in development
after fifteen years. We're closer. Never

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Okay, Well, we can wear
the ben Rogers dare to dream. Okay,

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that would be awesome if we all
had there to dream mirror ball helmets.

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Okay, dude, I love it. Where we're gonna do this,

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but that's if we look. First
off, we have to survive, and

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then maybe like we could do a
uh some sort of visit the land of

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Bayless and Turner, like some remote
way west of town. Look, the

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broadcast cord's not going to reach that
far. Yeah, the Marty shot the

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ICD inline not gonna work. Well, something west of Fort Worth where it's

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okay to have donkey basketball. You
could do it in the stockyards if you

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know, we knew anybody, were
we not wrecking courts with these donkey feet.

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No, you have to do them
in like dirt, no, I

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saw one. Really. Yeah,
they put them on courts now. Yeah.

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God, So here's here's what I
think. We're the home of North

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Texas football. They would give us
the super pit in North Texas to do

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this. So there maybe some FORMU
the might wait till basketball season's over.

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We're gonna they're gonna redo the court
anyway. You know, they polish it

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and all that stuff after the season, So that would be outstanding. I

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think they'd give us the court.
I really do. For donkey basket,

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well, the only one he's one
of us got hurt. You've got to

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find donkeys, and who's gonna sit
on the monkey to play us? Guarantee

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you there are people out there right
now. Is like, I got ten

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donkeys good to go. I promise
that's a thing. So there's tons of

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donkey companies out there just willing to
provide to put them on a trailer and

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bring what we need five on five
off the bench. Yeah, you need

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twelve just in case one, you
know, sprained an ankle. Look,

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I mean, I'm fine, we
like that. We're fine with that.

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That sounds fun. I think I
agree that it probably sounds fun and that

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it's not fun within five to ten
minutes later. Dude, every it's a

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low scoring contest. Every time you
get the ball in your coach of the

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river, it's gonna be like you
just go for it. Oh dude,

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it's a lot like watching soccer games
and a low school because you know,

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and then I ventual, maybe get
hot. Maybe you got three point shooter

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on your team who's good from the
sitting position launching three birds. We need

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something where there's incentive for the people
that would come watch it, like per

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point, you know, like where
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