Whoa huh. Come on, come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on. Here's that one two one two?
Yeah? Yeah yeah. Does it sounds Can I get this snare turned
up a little bit? Sare you take a little one k off the vocals?
How does it sound sound any different to you? No? Not to
me? Exactly the same. I got some new thing in here. I
don't know what it is, like the little jack where our headphones plug in.
It's like a whole new thing bolted under this desk. Yeah, it
sounds normal and to our many many listeners just will not affect you at all.
Hell yeah, mphos, let's go. We're taking as today on this
Friday. We've got a big gift drift happening this afternoon. Danny's headphones is
still a little off. It's not the headphones. The mic processing in the
headphone chain is suspect. Nobody cares want to switch headphones with me. It's
not that you're positive positive, I've tried every mic, every headphone. That's
okay, then that's yeah, positive, good. We want to switch seats.
It's definitely not the chair. Well, the jack jack plug, don't
just start give me your thing okay, okay, okay, I'm giving this
on the radio live. I like it. One two one two check one
two one two. It's exactly the same, sounds exactly the same. Alright.
So it's in the microphone chain. So you're saying that I have it
too, but I don't you notice it. I you guys sound normal,
just like that. I'm speaking in no matter what mike it is. If
there's a there's a reverberation of delay in my headset, I have that too.
Yeah, we all have it. It's the processors, some pro something
in the processing chain to our headphone amp, so they set up effects so
it sounds good to us. It's flawed. Okay, yeah, but that's
what I was asking. So I have it too, but I just don't
notice it. Like when you talk and you listen in your headphones, does
it sound different than when you listen to me? When I talk, it
sounds just perfect and funny, and I'm enjoying it. When you guys are
talking, he's missing the point. I don't like it as much. Well,
Okay, I like when JJ talks, though, good morning. The
thing back, you guys are switching jacks. You guys, stop jacking around
Jack and you guys are Jay and oh all the time? There there you
go. Are you happy? I'm happy. There's one thing they didn't They
didn't install a button just to turn your jack off, because that would be
well we got there. Someone did it. It's way too close to his
mind. Real have an original thought. The rest of the station. I
will say, like, you know, the fastest way, it's easier.
I think it might be this person. I think it might be. How
about let's just cut to the case whoever it is, doubling down on a
bit that's already been done by just getting another form of it. Well,
that's they've been doing all week, right, I mean, because you did
the cricket bit last year and then somebody is it's really annoying to me And
I think, I don't know, maybe I'm more but hurt about it than
anyone else because I was the first one that was accused. But how you
felt last year when you were accused of doing the cricket and you're like,
no, yeah, but if you guys think I'm a clown, yeah,
they already that already. Don't take it serious. On the other shows,
didn't take it seriously. That's a big issue I have right now. It's
a holiday season. We're supposed to be happy. No one takes us seriously,
and I've about had it. I gotta tell you, I've about had
it. Okay, what's gonna happen? Okay? If I was going to
do a new stand up comedy player, I'd be Tiffany had it. I
understand why they're done with us with lines like that. You can see her
at the Windstar World Casceno on resort. That is a professional tease. Danny,
do you think this is a gonna be in the audio boxes because you're
joke right there. I don't think they like to play stuff from our show
on audio boxes. I don't think they get us. I don't think anyone
gets them, anyone. I don't think anyone gets us. That's also fair.
I said a bad word yesterday. You want to hear it? Can
we drop all of it? Why not? Why don't we just like make
it that a thing like legalized cussing forever? I've said that unless it's hateful
in nature, we should be able to cuss. Josh, I doub it.
That's incredible is the is the person who just decided here here the bad
words. Are you kidding? Within a discussion about how it'd be cool if
society just dropped the idea of bad words groundbreaker right there and revolutionary visionary.
Yes, then do it. Let's start now, Kevin says, so you
started it with your next sentence right literally, this accedents talking about why are
these words considered bad words? He just flies out an F. It's an
interesting topic. Briefly discussed it yesterday, and maybe we could all just drop
them on then you may be fine, there'd be no concerns or worries whatever.
And you rattle that off. Do it again? Can we just work?
Can we just can we drop all of it? Why not? Why
don't we just like make it that a thing like legalized cussing? Forever?
I've said that unless it's hateful in nature, we should be able to cuss.
J J. Dump it. That's incredible. Who is the is the
person who just decided here here the bad words. That's incredible, He goes,
dump it's incredible. Unless it's hateful in nature. Yeah, we should
be able to cuss j J. Dump it. That's incredible. That JJ
duppet that's incredible. Oh man, oops, have you dropped enough bomb on
the air here. I didn't ask intentionally. I said tease in a row
intentionally, and then we dumped it. Then I said the exact same sentence
just to make Kevin laugh. But you haven't got I got half of it.
I've got half of it a couple of times, I don't think so.
You've stopped in the middle of words, you know, of course when
we're talking on July fourth, I'm talking about our nation. Hey, our
country a great place. Pick up. We all struggle with that one.
You have. You've fd once or twice. I've effed once, pretty sure,
that's all. Did you have two kids? Now I've dropped in.
He's like a lock comedy easing into the advanced comedy that you'll definitely hear later.
Yeah, for sure. You gotta walk before you run, Mikey,
Yeah, I like to jog neither. It is Friday. You did the
f a couple of times. I mean, you were for a long time
man, just real cash, you know, hanging out with my friends.
What do you oh? Was that when skin was in here, like you
have some other weird reason where you were just super chill and that was Kavanaugh.
You hang out? Are you talking about number fifty on the year end
countdown. Yeah, yeah, you're talking about the time Danny Baylish casually said
the F word. Just do it. You remember those days when you were
a full back moves. I remember that, like thirty years ago. I
was in character doing I don't know that was impersonating. Yeah, maybe that
helps loosen you up. Why it might be more likely to happen. But
you did make it all the way to the G. You did get into
the G. Usually that where you don't make it all the way to the
G. Yeah, I cut out. I might have never made it to
the hard k before I cut. But you did make it to the sea.
But I had to edit it. I made to the sea. All
you need on that one. Unfortunately, Well, no cussing today, boys
Friday, clean mouth Friday. That's right, fish for Fridays and no cussing.
Take some glisterine. Okay. We had old gift that we just got
from JJ. Jay is little Santa doing here. She's baby Santa today.
You know this is the season of I actually love Christmas, as stressful as
it is, and I know you guys bust your asses every day, and
I'm so appreciative of working with you guys every day, every morning. So
I just wanted to give you guys a little something. And I know this
is the last day that all four of us would be together until twenty twenty
four, so I was like, maybe that is true. We did.
Well, let me give you the option here because we did. We had
to discussed this previously on that Tuesday, the nineteenth, the day of our
movie. Danny is off, but we thought and if we can work it
out, he is maybe even gonna bring Malcolm and come up here at like
nine o'clock for our last last segment and we're gonna do a little gift exchange.
Oh, we'll give you my gifts back then, do you really want
to different? No? No, one hundred percent. If you want to,
if you want to take him back, or we can go put them
by our desks and stash them. And we didn't tell you that. I
apologize for that because we have stuff for you too. Yeah. Okay,
that was a very long, convoluted way of saying, oh my god,
she got us gifts. We don't have anything for her, but this will
buy us. No, no, no, no, in your own way.
You're a g D genius. We can cover for this present. No,
I'll follow my lead. Boys, I'm dead serious. I have something.
I got it. I got them always watching that I'm gonna cook.
No, dead serious, because I have something for Actually, well I have
stuff for all of for most of you. Right now, I have one
more I need to get. Same. I have one big thing for somebody,
and then there's two other things that I need to get. So we're
just a little behind. So let's do it. Your problem is not to
open it? Then, yeah, no, I'm not gonna open it.
Is that cool? Okay? Okay, Well there's anything time sensitive that you
want to take? You back what I just said? No, no,
no, so sweet, please say it. I can say before say it
again? Well Kevin, Kevin will record it and we'll replay it. Okay,
that way you don't have to you don't have to do it again.
Or if you're just you can beef it up next Tuesday and make it maybe
three minutes as heartfelt and with some music behind. You have time if you
can crank up just the tiniest bit of water works, and then then I'll
lose it. I don't think they'll break, but I'm a softie. So
then me and you were crying and someone listens crying. It sounds like a
real emotional connection. It's a ratings bonanza. Yeah yeah, okay, people
tears. Put it to song. I took one acting class. People love
tears. You took an acting class. No, you don't need to take
it. You're lying. I didn't so much. I JJ, but I
love how she corrects it instant fess up immediately and I quote and then read
the quote and then say that I feel bad later? What did she stand
again? From that lie? I took an acting class. It is kind
of brilliant because at least she doesn't have to carry that around with you all
day, you know, just purge and takes you. Guys. Hey,
I just want to tell you I didn't really after the show I said that,
I'm like, it's fine, I don't. She's the instant confessor.
I could the instant confessor. I didn't take. She would give up everything
in the interrogation. She wouldn't even make it to the interrogation room. Yeah,
yeah, he did. I don't know what. Then I saw it
happen the hardened detectives like we got wait, I don't know what. We
didn't even have to do my job. I don't know, say anything.
She just keeps a confession taking stuff back. I don't. It just really
weighs on me. Hey, sorry, I'm an honest person. Me too.
That's my birth as well. Yeah, just kidding on the lie.
Well, okay, thank you. We have these beautiful bags in front of
us, but you know what, We're gonna put these to the side and
then on Tuesday the nineteenth, the Downbeat Gift exchange will happen. Perfect,
cool, great, love it, And that night we'll have the movie at
Alamo draft House and Kyland's office Christmas party. Six fifteen tickets or seven bucks
right now? Nine, he said on the free dot com Going fast,
right, going fast apparently? Yeahh According to sources, yeah all right.
Top ten clips of the Year at nine, Eagles, cowboysch predictions at eight,
which Danny and I both woke up in the middle of the night with
hours so you did, yeah, because one of mine was in a dream.
Whoa And when I woke up this morning, I had to make a
couple of quick notes and I came up here a little extra early to write
the other two. No way. Yeah, So it's real. It's weighing
on me. Apparently. Yeah, me too. I something to one.
Let me take a little nap in the break of wake up and figure it
out. But what else Kevin Well, I think it after the predictions at
eight, I'll probably do my death song three nervis excited where we are no
in melon mode? You brought your you brought your nice guitar lyrics sheet.
Yeah, but you brought up your home guitar because apparently the group studio acts
wasn't sufficient. Yeah, in quality for you to execute a good performance.
I need my I need Old Faithful for my four chord song. That'll be
probably eight. I love the Kevin's You're In Death song, and I probably
have missed some over the years, but I know the one you did last
year was stuck in my head a very long time. I thought it was
amazing, brilliant. Do you have I mean you have do you have some?
I had a bunch. I pulled the one from last year, though,
because it's the only one I felt like finding. Okay, we you
mail in. What do you play it for? Uh? Sure we do
that now. I'll do that now when it happens. So also alternate years.
Oh yeah, I just get a look at the wind forecast over here
to wear the same. I'm facing south today. It's hard though when you
can see it. I can see it in the in the and Mike's eyeballs.
It's hard. It's a TV I'm watching on his Manson lamps. I'm
sick of these Manson lamps. Face North, Okay, loose blouse, face
south. That is not a slogan to abide. Bye dude, all right,
So I alternate, do what it is, and then the next year
I'll produce it or whatever. It's just what I like to do. Do
you sing a song about everyone that died, everyone that died this year?
Yeah? You kind of get and sorry, you know, sometimes you can't
get to everyone, like I wish I had time to get to Billy Packer,
but I don't, or Jim Brown, I don't. So here's the
twenty twenty two one from last year. Okay, of all the people that
died, because the twenty twenty three when comes up in two hours. Oh
No, twenty twenty two follows twenty twenty one. The Queen went and died,
but she had a good run, whilst the Walker Texas Ranger guy from
Top Gun, we buried the dad of Jennifer, Anna Stone, Gilbert Gottfried
and Loretta Then Naomi John and Tavor Hopkins. Christine McPhee, She wrote,
great song. James con had a legend every doll, Bobby calling training,
Raley hanging out now, Hon Antonio, us Leslie and jordanad COOLEYO, Tony
Serreneo and Paul Sir be you know Bill us a la me love to Bob
sag his head in our hotel room. Olivia Newton John said goodbye for no
one matter than May Gouyey Ray got way Ray Guy, Pray God, Pray
pray. Jemmy Lee Lewis so wa free murder, She wrote, she Crow
bitter sleeve, I haven't rightly loved directed Phils, Robert Durst loved to kill
me and r Peter Socker writer grand right teacher, Mary kids and a foot
ball so sad to hear the des a bad coach Mike Leach. Was he
a pirate or thanking? Tony Sarah? You said, Philip fagerhol Mary Barber
used to pound that bon like what Louie Anderson was pretty full. Young Aaron
Carter was found in a tub. Dan We started him and sucked a lot
of but by fishing looks just like Holly won nuts to take off the Meagles
was shot for no reason. Gallaher died, but not before he saved the
season. Pray Guy, Pray Guy, Hey God, Ray Ray Guy.
Pray Guy. They Guy, Hey God, Ray ray Guy. They don't
overlook that old man Dave Lile. He was the Chicken Omer and Napoleon and
nine. Like Christie Alway struggled with her wade Gate, but I think she
got it. I went boxing Breadfields playing John Clayton had a pony her and
Ronnie Spector's first husband is burning in hell. He gave a hood. Harry's
the poone cause of pride Like that time I had to get her be Ray
phil Right and Hayes racing to the after live ter these n PC Wallace coaching
Trust you outside now was tiding Gavin escamby Night too young. Why couldn't it
have been bad Amir who tell to summon up nothing stiff when you see it.
A bunch of you will die in twenty twenty three. So spready,
love and enjoy your life. Always go for red and never punt like Ray
Guy r I p ray Wow Hero, that's kind of gorgeous. It's a
pretty song too, Ray Ray Guy, but nobody mattered more Ray Guy.
They also helped to have a good producer with you, like Strip Mall.
Steve just doesn't have time to do it this year. Who did the female
background vocals? I don't know. I really don't affecting his voice. Some
of those music goons like yourself who can just bully people with music talent and
they start creating stuff and it's like his production credentials are far better than mine.
That guy can make anything sound really good. Here we go. No,
I'm serious, like he's really good in the studio. I'm not like
the most talented in the world. We still say, but here's a perfect
Beatles song about the Rangers in the World series and I did it two hours.
Okay, just take it, Take it man, take it right,
Danny, You're great and I love you. Look at him. Jump out
that window, hey man, bend over and take it. Okay, give
me the tush push hey real quick. Yesterday, did y'all hear there?
You well, y'all heard about y'all heard about doctor J? Right, donctor
J. Who's doctor J? Christina pulled me and Mikey in the hall here
yesterday we went over by her. We actually went and hovered around her desk,
and she showed us some donkey basketball. I've actually been to a match,
see I know it. So Ben and Skin had no idea. They
were blown away by it, and me and Christina and Danny are like,
yeah, donkey basketball, of course, all lying. I've been to a
match that they held in the bus barn at Knox City High School. Not
happened at Newcastle. I ste yes, that's the thing. I saw the
video, So I believe you guys, people on donkeys playing basketball common in
the country. That's wild, okay, And in principle you think of it,
it's like, you know what, that sounds amazing. You show up
and after about five minutes you just want to go home. Yeah, no,
of course, it's terrible, perfect freak event. Why don't we have
a donkey basketball game? I'm remote. In principal, it's a great idea.
You show up for five minutes and then you want to go home.
Yeah, I have a big draft. I shouldn't have shouldn't have come?
Did I drive all the way out here for this remote? We'll get some
donkey company just watching these guys work and then all right, well, donkey
basketball is fun if your donkey's a go getter. But if your donkey's of
moron, then you don't have a chance because it's like, hey, we're
on defense, idiot, we're on the wrong part of the court because they
don't know the rules to basketball. That's the unfortunate thing about donkey basketball.
But you can manipulate it. Yeah, I think we can have a draft
and we can have a little five on five action. Okay, I love
this. Have you been on have you done that? You've played this?
I've seen it up close. I didn't want to play a donkey. No,
yes, yes, yes, don't they boot the s side of people
behind them? PA concussed but pa cranium. Well, no one will be
on the ground though, There'll just be other donkeys and then us on top
of it. And that's only if you kind of startle them or goosem oh
like with a basketball and dribbling and a bunch of people who don't know what
they're doing. There's no dribbling. People yelling yeah you can't dribble. Yeah,
there's no dribbling because the donkeys are pooping the entire time. So if
you try to dribble the ball, it's gonna come back. They don't poop
as much as I thought. Well, they's still poop a little. Everyone
poops, Kevin, but you all throw on Surroy life helmets and playing cads,
you get bucked off. We're not ready for that yet. You think
we're ready for They're still in development after fifteen years. We're closer. Never
Okay, Well, we can wear the ben Rogers dare to dream. Okay,
that would be awesome if we all had there to dream mirror ball helmets.
Okay, dude, I love it. Where we're gonna do this,
but that's if we look. First off, we have to survive, and
then maybe like we could do a uh some sort of visit the land of
Bayless and Turner, like some remote way west of town. Look, the
broadcast cord's not going to reach that far. Yeah, the Marty shot the
ICD inline not gonna work. Well, something west of Fort Worth where it's
okay to have donkey basketball. You could do it in the stockyards if you
know, we knew anybody, were we not wrecking courts with these donkey feet.
No, you have to do them in like dirt, no, I
saw one. Really. Yeah, they put them on courts now. Yeah.
God, So here's here's what I think. We're the home of North
Texas football. They would give us the super pit in North Texas to do
this. So there maybe some FORMU the might wait till basketball season's over.
We're gonna they're gonna redo the court anyway. You know, they polish it
and all that stuff after the season, So that would be outstanding. I
think they'd give us the court. I really do. For donkey basket,
well, the only one he's one of us got hurt. You've got to
find donkeys, and who's gonna sit on the monkey to play us? Guarantee
you there are people out there right now. Is like, I got ten
donkeys good to go. I promise that's a thing. So there's tons of
donkey companies out there just willing to provide to put them on a trailer and
bring what we need five on five off the bench. Yeah, you need
twelve just in case one, you know, sprained an ankle. Look,
I mean, I'm fine, we like that. We're fine with that.
That sounds fun. I think I agree that it probably sounds fun and that
it's not fun within five to ten minutes later. Dude, every it's a
low scoring contest. Every time you get the ball in your coach of the
river, it's gonna be like you just go for it. Oh dude,
it's a lot like watching soccer games and a low school because you know,
and then I ventual, maybe get hot. Maybe you got three point shooter
on your team who's good from the sitting position launching three birds. We need
something where there's incentive for the people that would come watch it, like per
point, you know, like where they would be like yes, like someone,
or like maybe squares to bet the final or something. Oh yeah,
we need to trick everyone with prizes into maintaining interests, yes, but also
broadcasting it live because we could have wireless headsets revolving door of people walking in
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