Phone number eight eight eight nine three four seven eight seven four. Alrighty,
this is such a weird phase. Ross. Do you find it weird that
every Monday or Tuesday you're treated to clips on the Twitter of Bill Maher making
sense? Is that kind of weird? I mean there's you know, it's
the evolution of Bill mahertin and he is, well, that's didn't Yes,
I think he has with age, but you can also say it's like an
Overton window thing where everything has shifted so much to the left that now makes
Bill Maher look like a centrist. There the only issue or I think Bill
Maher has consistently been and you can look back. There's a really really uncomfortable
Ben Affleck Bill Maher episode where Ben Affleck's like, no, no, oh,
the you know isis I can't remember who he was apologizing for. He
wasn't apologizing per SE's just like like he was really uncomfortable around. I want
to say it was the Muslim brotherhood thing in Egypt, Like it goes back
that far. And like Bill Mars starts talking about terrorism, right and he's
not saying all Arabs, but he's pointing out that like literally the group that's
in question here, like they're terrorists, not big fans of the Jews,
and Affleck is so wildly uncomfortable, and mar picks up on that, which
is is a thing with him, and he keeps going down that road and
he kind of puts Affleck in this corner. Like you can say that some
people have this view of Islam where they got to go out and murder people.
You could you could make that claim in totality. I've heard people do
it based on, you know, what's in the Qur'an. I don't necessarily
tend to agree with that, but it's it's not outside of line, especially
when you're looking at what's going on. And you could tell Affleck didn't want
to be there. And I remember then people are like, look at mar
is based before based was a term. But that's always been his position.
However, on all the rest of the stuff. To your point, Ross,
I think he used to go along and get along on it, and
now he's at the age where he can flip off little kids in the store
or whatever, you know, where he's just like, I don't give a
crap. But it's like every Monday or Tuesday, man, there's just clips
floating around from the show over the weekend or in this case, Bill Maher
went on the View, Yeah I did, and among other things, told
Joy Behar to her face that she's a bias idiot listen to by the way,
listen to what you know to be true, but that she is willing
to point out and casually like they're having a private conversation in the green room,
listen to this. But I'm nervous about saying anything against Biden because I
feel, you know, not that I have so much power and you have
some with them that I do, obviously, but I don't know about that.
Are you afraid that you might, you know, influence the people who
are on the fence. I think you lose all credibility I do. I
mean, my bond with my audience has always been I don't pull a punch.
Yeah. My bond with my odience is you're not going to like everything
I say. Yeah, but you know, I'm saying what I really think
is true. All right, And again I think I think younger Bill Maher
there was a lot of stuff. He kind of probably did the Bayhart thing
too. And I think you can look at Bill mahrk twenty sixteen and see
this, but you know her just casually being like, yeah, so I
don't criticize him because I don't want to swing a vote. Well, now,
who would come to you as an arbiter for information? Who would put
their trust in you that you're doing honest analysis of stuff. Not that I
think people came there for that, but look, there's a few women who
watched that show who think those chicks are right. We feel bad for them.
And has become her role when he got done with behar Sonny Hostin Houstin
whatever her name is, she just her new thing is just to like sidetrack
the things like when Coleman, I can't remember Coleman's last name, the young
black journalist was on and she decided that even though this guy is an Obama
voter, he's a liberal, like he tells you what he votes for all
the rest, Like she just couldn't deal that he had some thoughts, and
she did. She turned it into a straight attack piece, saying that he
was, you know, essentially a tool for the right and if you ever
listen to the dude, he's got a lot of thoughts and they're not necessarily
right leaning. But Damnity believes them, and it was a really bad look
like he was completely But that's her thing, right, She's the attack dog.
She's the pit bull out of control, not your pit bull, your
pit bulls fines the Gandhia pit bulls. Nothing bad whenever happened. But yeah,
and it's when Sue, when they send her into a buzz sauce.
She's so dumb. I used to think that she wasn't dumb, she was
vicious, But I'm beginning more and more to think she's an idiot that you
get up against somebody like Bill Maher, Who who is? Who is fine
to roll with you? One of the most awkward seven minutes of video if
you haven't seen it, is a little loop running around of Bill Maher and
Bill Burr from like two weeks ago. Ross you mentioned you mentioned it to
me because you watched it, right, Uh, yeah, I watched it
was like super uncomfortable. Yeah, but that's two guys comics argue with each
other differently, and do you know what, do you know what? I'm
watching that thing? And I hate to say this, I wouldn't want to
interview Bill Burr. And it's and it's not just that if He's a really
interesting dude if you ever watch him in interviews, because he's always he's trying
to drag you somewhere, and he's very good at it, right, or
he wouldn't be very good at his job. And so like not just the
Bill Maher interview, but if you just type Bill Burr local local news,
right, there's tons of videos of him sitting down with some morning anchor,
right who normally does five minute puff pieces. Who's the new guy at the
comedy club? And then Bill's in there talking about how his cares suck.
Yeah, Bill Burr. Bill, don't you hate it when you have to
hold your wife's purse? Yeah? And he's just he got no time for
that, and you do that or bring up Philadelphia dead, right, he
loves that. Who was the who was the big YouTuber that he chewed up
Ethan the h h what is it? H what? H three? H
three or something? Ethan Klein? You want to see one of the most
awkward things that literally sent the host into pharmaceuticals. He had to go he
had to go to a psychiatrist after it and got prescribed essentially anxiety drugs.
And he claims it's because he did an interview with Bill Burr. Hey,
you did a bad interview. I watched it, and I like to think
that I can like we're going to have a more comfortable interview, especially something
like that. I still don't want to deal with Bill Burke's don't want to
get on his bad side. Man, That guy will spit you out.
So the the Bill Maher Bill Burr thing is you can watch it, but
it's it's you're watching a car accident. Well, the thing with that is
is like Bill Burr, Bill Omar is obviously very on one side, right,
He's he's really has the right to defend itself and and he that is
a side which is interesting, right because he's a big atheist obviously right,
But he has a side there that he has taken uh with With Bill Burr,
I feel like a lot of times I think he was trying to set
himself up for a punchline that Bill wasn't allowing him to deliver because he've seen
him do this before and Conan before, talking about Trump and the wall and
stuff, and he always has a punchline and it's funny, and I think
he had a punchline. Those two get each other. Those two getting right.
Yes, I think it had a punch because he said Bill Burg said,
I'm on the side of the kids. Yeah, I wanted and that
means he doesn't want to talk about it. But I had a feeling,
like, I want to what's the punchline. I have a feeling there was
gonna be a punchline, or he would at least explain where where he was
coming from. And usually his thoughts tend to be very funny, and you
they'd get a chuckle or a laugh out of it, right right, But
Bill Bill Maher wasn't having it now. He's he goes, you have to
you have to show your affinity now. And I will say this, even
though he didn't deliver the punchline, you could see on the fly him handling
it. Because I'm looking at that, I'm like, this interview is about
done right, this is normal. This is like tear off your your uh,
your mic and walk out of their territory. And he's and he spins
it very massive. But as you could tell, they're arguing the whole time,
but they're arguing in comedic. In comic, it's just so weird.
So that's Bill Burr, and I think that Bill Maher handled it just fine.
If you're this view check, Sonny, you don't stand a chance you're
done, especially if you're on the attack. Listen to this. I mean,
it's just astounding to me that they can't tell the good guys and the
bad guys. I mean, just the morally. I mean, let me
tell you, if you're for Hamas, just live in gossip for a day.
And I'm not talking about while the war is on. I mean before
the war, trust me, you would go running and screaming and begging to
live in Tel Aviv, a place that has your values. I mean,
women have no I mean just the show watched by a lot of women.
Women have no rights right in this place and a lot of majority Muslim countries
around the world. I mean, there's no equal rights as far as speech,
dress, opportunities for education, not reproductive rights, freedom from sexual violence,
freedom from sexual that too. But you throw around the term apartheid.
There is a gender apartheid in a lot of the world where women are second
class citizens at best. All right, So, and that's sunny, just
broaching it. You mostly heard Behar in that cut where she's kind of nod
and along. So you think at that point she leave it be. She
did not leave it be. Miscent civilians that have been all concerned about the
innocent civilians that have been collectively punished and murdered, largely children and women,
and you at all concerned about the fact that the International Criminal Court just today
issued a subpoena for BBTA. Well, that's that's ridiculous. But it's a
war. It's a war because it's a war, and they were attacked and
they're defending themselves. Now, this is a war. Do you think Hamas
needs to be destroyed? This is the question you do, yes, okay,
what the sea's fire? All right? So Hamas needs to be destroyed
because they are a terrorist organization who say openly that they want to commit genocide
on the Jewish people, on the state of Israel. That's what from the
river to the sea means, okay, and they say it very openly.
They said, we did this attack. They've attacked the Israel five times,
They've started five wars since they were given that land back. They could have
chosen to turn that place into any place they wanted to, and they took
a lot of money that they took from the international community, and they spent
it on bombs and guns and building tunnels. So if they need to be
destroyed, how do we do that? It's a war. I don't know
how to do that, and you don't know how to do that. I
assume the rightily, of course everybody is. But that's what happens in a
war. Here's a way to stop that, stop attacking Israel, right,
And she's try to find ins that that whole time. And he's got he's
got zero patients for it. And yeah, I don't know if you've noticed
a pattern. They don't like it when you I think, I don't know
that. I'll put that up with my favorite I know what my favorite view
moment is? Ross, Do you have a favorite moment from the view if
you had to think about it? And I'm gonna tell you the one I'm
thinking of, Probably not nothing nor Head nor McDonald. Oh yeah, I
agree, Yes, original Barbara Walters there referring to Bill Clinton as a murderer,
and they can't deal. It's amazing. Yeah, I thought it was
common knowledge that they were murderers. Yeah, dude, you know what I
feel. I I hate to put that. We got to play that,
Okay, I don't remember if we played it when Norman passed away. It's
one of the best. It's it's amazing. And what's so great about it
is is Barbara Walters is still there. And she had a way about her
where she didn't just try to get you into a break and then you'd come
back and you'd be on a different topic. Like she'd openly brate people if
they were talking about something that she didn't like. And Norm MacDonald is loving
every minute of it. All right, so we'll find that all right coming
up on the show. How much you guys like new technology? I like
new technology. That's got the company scrambling want to bring you the very best.
In fact, the find folks over at Microsoft have cool new stuff.
Not the anti semitic AI bot. They already did that and yeah, it's
a funny story, but it didn't work out. So they're working on some
other technology that I'm sure is just going to be fine. It'll be fine,
absolutely fine. And what wrestling move would you most like to apply to?
Have you? You probably asked yourself that before sit around daydreaming, like
if you ever got into a steel cage match with Shammoux, how you'd handle
that. People's elbow. That's probably a stunner. Could you tombstone and orca
We'll figure out what your signature move would be, because yes, that's an
actual story. I'll explain coming up here on the CaCO Day radio program.
Eehaw. Norm MacDonald on the View. We're just gonna listen to that for
our pleasure because I'm always amused by this and I want you to listen.
Think of Norm as a dog who just had his bone taken away, or
they're trying to get it, and he leans right into it. Man,
it's great. See, I don't I think we should get the homicide out
of the White House and get like a fresh because we don't want any more
murderers. I think we should just go on to the next question. Well,
murdered a guy, you know, you know, but I know accusations
with that that's a little too far, it does. Let's just let's just
go on to the next one. Yeah, this is not my week.
What can I tell you? Oh, it's not mighty either. I'm being
very nice. Okay, I'm a good boy now, Norm. No,
we don't needn't want to get out of this, and I don't, by
the way, that's the worst thing you could say to the student that moment,
you'd be a good boy, because it's all you want to hear it,
and this is not the place to make those accusations, and you're supposed
to be funny. There you go. This is a love song. Who
but you have been properly chestised by Barbara was the next record? If you
could put any wrestling move onto an Orca, what do you think would be
the most effective? Yeah, yeah, I spent like twenty minutes thinking about
that yesterday. For all you, For any woman who's ever looked at a
dude who's just kind of staring off into space and you're like, well,
I wonder what he's thinking. I wonder if he's questioning if I've been fat
or that conversation we have. No, he's thinking about finishing moves on an
Orca, probably if he's seen this story, because that's where your head goes.
I say this because some jackass his buddies videoed him going off the top
rope onto an Orca with a calf, which, by the way, don't
do that. You're lucky you're alive. But still, that's the most drunk
dude thing I think I've ever seen and we do floor de mand stories around
here, but this is guy going top rope off a yacht onto an orca.
By the way, were you surprised to learn that they are Australian.
Sorry, that's got a very Australian guy. And you can hear the women
simultaneously like this is a horrible idea and the dudes like, yeah, this
is amazing. I've touched it all right, so anyway, don't First of
all, don't do that, or do do that. I'm literally the fact
that you weren't eating, sir is amazing to me. But yeah, no,
in the video you see actually he's uh, he's from news. It
happened off the coast of New Zealand. I don't know if he's Australian or
New Zealand. But anyway, so they're on a boat. They see this
orca swimming with a calf, which should be majestic. Right, you've been
on you've been on a boat in the ocean and you've just seen a dolphin
chasing you. That's cool stuff. Right, you see a whale or a
killer whale like this, that's pretty cool, I will say. For all
of its horribleness in governance, California, which I long said is probably one
of most beautiful places in America. And that's coming from a kid who grow
up near with the teetons. Okay, it's just filled with a holes.
But like any given day when I was living in Santa Barbara during a certain
time of the year, I could look off my back patio because we live
beachside and to apply out near the university there, and if with a telescope
you could see humpback whales, blue whales migrate and all sorts of stuff.
Man, And I don't know that will always be cool to be. It's
less cool if you're in a sea kayak like that one dude in the video
a few weeks ago. But that's amazing. But at no point did I
go, you know what, I bet I could put that in a figure
four leg lock and have submit, which you can't because they don't have legs.
So cross that one off your list. Somebody did email that, sir,
they don't have legs. It would be wildly ineffective. I think you
got a tube stone it. If I'm being honest here, Ross you ever
considered which finishing move you would put on an orca if you were in a
cage match. Maybe you didn't think about it until you saw this story,
but the thought probably crossed your mind. Right course, Let's see, he's
facing a six hundred dollars fine, he did touch it though, He's absolutely
right. But according to folks with the Department of Conservation, they'd prefer you
not put wrestling moves on shamou. Now I would understand it. That one.
We're the one whale who ate its trainer for like forty five minutes in
front of the kids, I think. And by the way, that killer
whale, uh the I can't remember which one, what its name was,
they had eight, like three people, but yeah, really the they had
a female trainer worked with this for the shows. And then literally they're at
one of the you know the shows. The kids are all front with their
tarp like they're at a Gallagher show, and everyone's excited, and the orca
is just like, you know what, enough of this, I'm eating you
and uh literally just grabbed this woman obviously killed her, but did it And
over forty five minutes in front of a quote a very emotional crowd. I
would ask why you stuck around after the first minute, Like, why were
you there? For the other forty four, especially if you got kids there.
And obviously some people left, but even at the height of that video,
people are just sitting there right because they're like, this is not the
show I paid to see, but it is the show I'm seeing and I'm
gonna watch it. It's really gruesome. And of course there's like three hundred
camera angles. But yeah, and this guy's like, nah, nah,
people's elbow. Here we go, all right, hold on, hold on,
here we go. Yes, Chris, what's up, hey, good
morning? Casey Uh, it's a figure for finn Lock. Okay, well,
somebody wrote email said leg Lock and I'm like, that's ridiculous, sir,
So thank you for clarifying. Okay, all right, look at that.
So I miss I misunderstood. That's obviously on me figure for finn Lock.
Yeah, it makes perfect sense. Yes, Jamal, what's up?
Hey? I just want are you literally underwater fighting in Orca right now?
Because your phone sucks if you are. No, I'm a regular phone.
No, I just got to finish, explained to my daughter will Wild an
orkle. But you're like, Dad, it wasn't ocle. I'm like,
that's a big killer wheel. Well yeah, but did your daughter have any
your daughter have any suggestions for a submission move for the Orca. Look.
I showed her this song, Dumb Ways to Die, And when I explained
it to her, she starts singing it. Started singing Dumb Ways to Die?
Best advice you'll give her? Anyway? What do you want to say?
Man? You know you know what case? Why hear Bill mar He
started criticizing liberals. Bill Maher is the person who went out there and told
the people, Hey, go hug a baby calf moose, and when you
see his mama, you make sure you really grabbed that type, really grabbed
that little tike really hard. He's the one that started a lot of this
rope craft that he's complaining about. He's the one that sat down and said,
hey, I hope the economy crashes so we can get Joe Biden.
Well, guess why Israel got attacked because Joe Biden was in office. Then
he sat there and he said he won't let go of January the sixth.
But when people sit down and tell him that, he sat there and and
pushed be but Hillary Clinton, saying Hillary Clinton was election denier. Hillary Clinton
was an election denier. He don't want to admit that. He says,
well, that's not just different. No, that's a huge thing to happen,
Daddy, love you so will re clitting an election on. You're letting
your daughter out. You well, hold on, you're letting your your daughter's
off to school. I'm glad you love her. Did you also explain her
if she really can't attack an Orca today? I just want to make sure
that I'm not responsible for anything, so she understands she's in or on the
way to school, not to wrestle it. Right. Look, I've seen
that she already knows because she was hearing you say about how good people she
was, right, Daddy, Orca's teeth, I said, there, I
said, they're not called Orca. They're called Tuller wheels for a reason.
Well, now you're just stereo. That's you're just stereotyping Jamal. So it's
because he's black. No, halt, half whack, It's not even what's
going on here anyway, all right, So yeah, no, Bill Maher,
Bill Maher loved a lot of this, unundoubtedly, and I think eventually
he's just like it's one thing to passively go you know what, I supported
is going on in Portland. It's another thing to be confronted with one hundred
nights siege on officers in the federal courthouse and try to pretend it's not a
thing. It caught up with him. So I agree, and so now
and so when I and when I heard him. I don't know if you've
seen them him in the Meggie Kelly interview, she was paying him when he
brought up that Trump about the the nine elections. She went into him.
Did I like everything? Megan Kelly said no, but she really brought it
to him to when he got frustrated and he got angry. So when I
look at Bill Mark coming this show and he says about Joey Bajare about not
calling Trump support of Nazi, you know because she said because if we were,
if we wear a red mccaht oh, we're Nazi. He was the
one that o red duty call. Does that I don't know, I don't
look. I don't bring up Bill Martin say that he's a guru. I
bring it up to go. Isn't it interesting that I see a bunch of
red leaning accounts every Monday or Tuesday selling sending bill Mark clips or posting them
on Twitter. I just that's my observation. I'm not letting opinions. Yes,
j C. I do the same thing, Casey whenever, because you
know you got Hayestle Sheriff. Of course, you got the the podcast you
guys do, and got the Twitter channel. Please go to k C O
Dain on Twitter channel. But gorgeous Casey on the ready on Twitter. But
Casey I screams all the time. Bill Maher is not our friend. Because
if people play thirty seconds of what he said, this man said, he
has said, all right, extreme, all hundred percent. Let me just
say this because I gotta go to Ray. It's one hundred percent. The
uh, the the car you know, the car wreck you can't look away
from. Factor with Bill Maher is not necessarily what he's saying. It's that
it looks how far what? Because I think Bill Maher has is consistent.
I think that he is consistent in what he believes. So at that point
when you watch a Bill Mahr clip and you go, guys making some sense,
it's because you have to recognize that he realizes the goalposts have moved,
and it's just a very shiny example of that. All right, let's get
I bet Ray's got an answer race agent from the Weather channel. All right,
so you find out, Let's say you find hypothetically later today you're in
the boss's office, like, hey, Ray, uh, mandatory overtime you
have to wrestle and orcut in a steel cage match. Which wrestling move are
you putting on the orca to gain submission? The rake to the eyes?
Immediately? I'm and this is a point. This is not just a point
about wrestling orcas, like the jackass on the boat. Have you seen the
video where a guy literally kind of jumps off a yacht put the people's elbow
on an orca. Doesn't go well, it doesn't go as horribly as it
could. He's still alive. But I'm like, that's a dude thing.
But if you ask any guy what wrestling move, they they'll give it some
thought. That's how our brain works, they would, they would. Yeah,
maybe maybe if you're jumping from a boat, maybe you should go with
the flying elbow first, because that's easy. You'll fall, maybe startle them
for a second, and then the rake to the eyes so they can't see
you. But spoiler, you won't startle them. I mean you must startle
them, but not like submission. Didn't you open this up with hypothetically?
Well, I mean a guy really did so yeah, well yeah, but
you said, you know, hypothetically to me, all right, hypothetically,
if I could stun him, that would be the move, because it would
probably be the easiest to certainly not going to be any you know the sharks.
You just punch it in the nose. I don't know if that works
for the workout, but if somebody else wants to try, I'll watch from
Yeah, and if you did the flying elbow to a shark, it would
probably work if you get him in the nose. So same concept straight up.
Yeah, nobody's questioning that, Yeah, exactly. All right. Anyway,
you were just at the beef last weekend. How many sharks did you
have to get submission over over? Now you don't have to count all of
them, but probably what five a day. That's such a thing would do
at least at least Yeah, Ross is he's just a part of a shark
punch of machine, dude. Yeah, it's a signature move, just a
just a punch of the nose. Or I would go with the sharpshooter.
I would go over the back spine of it and take its fin and pull
it up. Yeah, that's very They tend to tap out. They can't
tap out, they don't have arms, but you know they they look like
they're tapping out. So anyway, I'm sorry, which probably uld go.
So yeah, yeah, let's go with that. We'll tap out after today
because the weather's gonna be a great today, a little more cloud coming in
as the day progresses lit to mid eighties, and then it goes downhill tomorrow
afternoon tomorrow night, some scattered showers, thunderstorms, gonna be some stronger storms
and marginal risks for severe storms too, So that would mean wind and hail
and even the chance of a spin up or a tornado, And then would
go a little unsettled for Friday and the upcoming holiday weekend. But we'll still
manage to get ourselves, I think into the little mid eighties, so I
don't think all day rain any day, but decent chances coming in, so
at least expect some shower storms for the holiday weekend. My favorite reaction to
that work of video too is people like they can't lie. Oh, why
would somebody think they could do this? And I'm like, I did remember
the story last year when they're asking dudes would animals they could fight, and
like like elephant, Like six percent of dudes not that they could fight an
elephant right where a polar bear was on. It was just ridiculous. So
yes, that's why this is not I was not blown away by this being
a thing because opinion of ourselves. All right, thank you, sir,
I appreciate it. Okay, all right, there you go Ray stage Jic,
who is probably bigger than the Orca calf in this video. He's a
very tall dude, but still he knows. You don't go wrestling now,
especially not on their grounds. Right that cave, you're gonna do the cage
match, you want to be out of the water. In the water,
you don't stand a chance. Seven fifty Hang on, how bad do you
want a new holiday? Remember everyone was complaining about Juneteenth for some reason.
I would like to remind you the official position on the show is you want
to give me another day off? Cool, which I think is the right
take. But I also understand by people want to get into debates over everything.
Whatever, We're kind of part of the problem. That being said,
whatever you want to give me a day off and I don't have to physically
show up for whatever the celebration is. Tell me more absolute nut job and
squad member. Congresswoman Corey Bush decided she wanted to make the news, so
she has proffered a new bill. I don't feel that it's going to be
well received, but I'll throw it out anyway. Yeah, the bill,
which what is the official name of this has an official name. It's like
Obamacare, right, It's not really technically called Obamacare, but that's what people
refer to it as, including Obama. So the Helping Families Heal Act.
That sounds nice, right, Helping Families heal? Who could be opposed to
Helping Families Heal? Goes by another name. The Mike Brown Bill started off
the push for this. Mike Brown should be turning twenty eight today, but
his life was taken by a Ferguson police officer. This is all that hands
up, don't shoot nonsense, a narrative so big and so continuous that even
multiple investigations by Barack Obama's Justice Department under Eric Holder could yield no wrongdoing.
She wants a Mike Brown holiday. But it's not just about Mike it's about
all of the rest of the folks who were just senselessly murdered by police when
they're just trying to eat skittles or whatever the narrative is for that, and
then was really cruel. Here is you know how I feel about the parents
in these situations, right, I expect Mom's going to come out and be
that he was a good boy, but because that's how that's how parents,
especially in the heat of stuff react, and I don't pay that any mind.
But what is real tragic here is that she literally roped Mike Brown's mom
into helping her like show off the bill Leslie mcspadden is Mike Brown's mother's name.
Years after this, rather than letting this woman come to terms with this
situation, that it went in this direction and probably you know, inside,
she's probably going to think, hey, did I do enough? Which is
natural, right, And I don't know, maybe Mike Mike's behavior that we
know of, whether it is the confrontation with that store owner, which is
extremely violent, or is you know, grabbing attempting to grab an officer service
weapon he's sitting in a car, like, maybe she not responsible for that,
but still she'd always tell herself that but she needs to process it,
and you know, rolling her out for a bill that's gonna go nowhere so
that you can get the shock value of being like, we need a Mike
Brown holiday. And then in the defense of it, I kid you not
to point out that they have Presidents Day and Columbus Day and they were what
are you talking about? But I digress. So to roll her out to
introduce the bill, it just seems cruel to me. Man. So anyway,
that was not a good look. But again that's not gonna go anywhere.
And she look at she got her fifteen minutes, so good for her.
I can't get over this University of Pennsylvania student. If you are going
to go on multiple media outlets and scream poverty, here's let me help you
out. If that's your plan. Anyone listening you're like, Hey, this
is what I'm gonna do. Delete your Instagram picture of you in the private
jets shower bathroom eating caviar job number one, right, don't need you don't
need a bunch of photos of you on jet skis, photograph your spring break
trip to Antarctica afoard a private ship going to Antarctica's really expends. I looked
at it, you know, I like to travel. I looked at because
there's a place. There's this amazing place at the very southern end of South
America. Technically it's in Argentina, but it's almost in Chile. And it
is a main launching point for a lot of the ships that go down to
Antarctica, just due to its proximity to McMurdo in those areas and so,
and it's a very cool talent yushwari. It almost sounds like you worry.
I'm probably mispronounced. It's amazing because you have all a Patagonia is the background,
which is it. It's just one of the most amazing mountain ranges continuation
of andyes, obviously, but it's like popping up out of the ocean.
It's just crazy. And there's a wonderful hotel that just kind of overlooks the
whole town. And I remember I wanted to look at what a cost go
to Antarctica. Won it's time consuming too, it's ungodly expensive. And that's
in a group setting. This chick's got a private crew taking her down there.
You gotta delete those photos because some people are gonna feel that you're disingenuous
if basically you're the kid of one of the most famous people in the Philippines
who just runs around and just post stuff like that, right, just showing
off his wealth. And then obviously his kids do too, including this idiot.
Also Ross when you're on your private jet, is caviar caviar? Eating
it in the bathroom? Is that really the way to go? Anyway?
It just feels like, yeah, why would you want to eat the cat
you are in the bathroom. But hey, if you're filthy rich, I
guess you can do whatever. But I, for one, I like my
beluga right out in the main cabin. But that's me. That's how I
flex. So what are you gonna do? Yeah? But what an absolute
nitwitz? Speaking of Nitwitz? Uh, well, we didn't get the Michael
Brown bill. We did apparently get this. I signed the Pack and PA
Act into law. I handed the pen that I signed it with a nutrition
the most personalst responsible for the legislation, so that that got signed and then
the pen and then gave the pen away. I don't know if you know
this. A lot of times when they sign they do like like half a
letter with one pen and then they grab another, and it's so they have
multiple pens to give away. I can remember what remember Obamacare? Remember the
fervor to get a pen? And Nancy Pelosi's running out, you know,
running out of there like she's the dog who got the bush. The whole
thing was weird. But uh, anyway, so yeah that passed. They're
getting stuff done. They're getting stuff done. Ross do you think this bill
will change your life? You're in your family's life for the better, I'm
hoping. So yeah, what do you think personally? I'm tired of eating
my caviar down in the cargo hold of my an with the pores and obviously
your your man servants, right, you got to keep them in stowage,
all right. So that's your favorite part about this bill? Huh? That
thing with well, I just I think some of the regulations regarding that sort
of thing needs to be Guy, I want my caviar on the wing,
so specifically, in the air. Can I sit in the window and claim
I seat doing it? But when everyone walks by, you're dollar You're not
there? All well, you should be able to, but not before he
signed this bill. Uh what was the name of the bill again? So
I can just look it up real quick. The spell Can you spell it
or you don't want to spell? After I signed the Pack and Pack at
Black Act into law, he almost say Cadillaci, which would be amazing because
I think that's such a fun word in North Carolina. Say, did you
say pac aalac? After I signed the Pack and Pack Atlac act into pack
at Lack pack Atlantic Cadillac. Oh, is that free Cadillacs for NC state
students. Maybe that's what it is. He's like, I'm gonna forgive your
student loans, go and buy a Cadillac. Spoiler, Uh, they don't
produce them, so you'll have to get a used one. After I signed
the Pack and Pack at Blac act into Lawn, the pen and then you
get a free pen. So you get a Cadillac, a pink Cadillac,
which is weird because I just referenced peak Cadillac on the show yesterday. And
by the way, those of you who tried to correct me, you're like,
no, it's a woman who's saying that. Yeah. No, uh,
look it up. There was a woman who covered it. Bruce Springsteen.
Don't question me anyway. So yeah, so he signed that that that
thing that is saving lives, but not and when he got done with that,
also he did he decided to do the thing that he's done before and
it never isn't uncomfortable. He decides he can give a little marriage advice.
Now he's given a commencement speech at an HBCU, and there's all sorts of
pandering, but this one right here, this is one of my favorites because
it's not the first time he said it. And by the way, I
said, every young man, thinking you getting married, marrying a family of
five or more daughters, I did. My wife sold us the five sisters.
You know why why one of them? I've always loved you, But
that same one one of them, it's always been on your side. That's
the biggest advance. Five daughters. Yeah. Yeah. And by the way,
that that very same advice obviously share with his kids, and Hunter took
to heart kind of his brother's widow. Yeah. So why do you keep
saying that? And why do you say that? Is it meant? I
mean, I understand that it kind of sounds like it's a guy who's humble
bragging on his wife. I get that, but also kind of kind of
like speaking to a lot of women's fears if they have, like, the
worst thing on the planet is if your girl thinks that you think one of
her friends, or god forbid, her sister is reasonable looking. Not all
women, obviously, but if you get somebody who's got some insecurities, that's
a doozy. You ever dated a twin, they have some They have some
weird anxieties. I dated a fraternal twin. They were even identical, and
you could tell that she was super hung up on that and she was way
hotter than her sister. AnyWho, All right, let's see here do do
do? All right? Check this out. I tell every young man it's
tell me from I'm sorry, this is from January. So this has been
a thing for you. I tell every young man it's told me I'm thinking
of getting married or somebody. I said, look, you have any advice,
I said, yeah, pick a family with five sisters or more.
And they look at me, What the hell is that all about? It?
I said, it's really simple that way. One of them always loves
you, not the same one. You always have somebody on your side.
Yeah, yeah, I mean, all right, it is what it is,
but it's just so weird. Contextually, I've heard, and I was
doing some research on this. I've heard really the best case scenario is hot
step sisters, right, apparently apparently they want you. It's just something I
saw online a lot a lot of stepsister stuff. A lot of times you
don't even know what they're doing, right, and you got to ask,
You're like, what are you doing? Stepsister? And then so that's the
direction I would recommend you go. But anyway, all right, now onto
the pandering, because of course it's a heart attack Cadillac bill. What are
the provisions of that, sir? But I don't think that's what he's say.
That's why I signed the Pact into war. Yeah, yeah, that
thing. All right, So anyway, let's let's pander. Show. Hey,
in Georgia, they won't allow water to be available to you while you
wait in line to vote. All right? Uh? By the way,
this is if I had to make a top ten list of the oft repeated,
most disingenuous, uh political self serving statement, this one's on the list
with fine people on both sides. And it is the narrative that emerged in
Georgia that was so effective that Major League Baseball canceled an All Star Game to
move it to a place with more stringent laws that they were objecting to,
and the narrative that if you're standing, you know, if you're standing in
the hot Georgia's sun waiting to vote and you're literally not ready to drop dead
from dehydration, if somebody gets you water, they go to jail. It
is a provision which we ourselves have in North Carolina and many states do that
you can't sit there actively politicking people and do so with trinkets and items.
Right, So, if you're a random person and you want to bring water,
you bring water all day. If you're family members there, you bring
water. As long as you're not part of an organization that literally would have
distance requirements because you are a political organization. You can't sit there and give
stuff away. This is the law in so many plays. This is what
he's lying about an election. What the hell is that all about. I'm
sure like they're not even buying it because they're like, that's just not true.
Sir, tell us more about the Cadillac heart attack bill, will you.
I got more and more house man in a White House telling me what
to do than I know what to do. This is the ultimate pander So
telling his graduates and morehouse that his staff is just it's just more house,
more house grads. Every year, you got more more house man in a
White House telling me what to do than I know what to do. You
all think I'm kidding, don't you? You know I'm not? All right,
Well, now that you've doubled down, yeah, yeah, yeah,
anyway, here's some yogurt. Quiet now, people, Paul So, believe
it or not, the staff of the White House is public knowledge. And
so somebody's like, oh, let's see how many more house grads ross over
under entire staff of the White House. How many more house grads do you
think are telling him stuff every day? I will just because of the track
record he has, and yeah, everything tends to be complete bull I would
say zero that my guess would be zero zero percent, like it enough to
rise to absolutely none. All right, let's go to that one. Uh
you win. Yeah, there's zero more house grads in the administration, which
is you can easily check this stuff. Don't believe me, check it yourself.
Yeah, So, like that was most politicians would be exaggerating a number
like they have. They have like two, and they'd be ah, well,
they're so vocal. No, there's zero, there's none, there's no,
and there hasn't been throughout his entire presidencies anyway. So anyway back to
the Sisters, you got numbers? What's going on here? All right?
Think about that. We'll be right back. Hang on. Saw this They
send it to Ross, big disappointment, and it's community noted, so it's
probably not even wholly true, but it's one of these like medical things like
it's amazing, look what doctors are getting ready to do. And then it's
got like a computer animation where they're like, yeah, we could totally do
head transplants now, which probably is easier than ozempic, because you're not walking
around for six months on the verge of you know, soiling yourself. But
they've but apparently they've they've totally skipped the entire face transplant and went straight for
the head transplant, which I'm a little disappointed in because as you know here
on the show, we're big fans of a face tres plants constantly brought up.
Ross, you're a bigger fan. Are you a little disappointed we're going
straight for the whole head switcheroo instead of the face thing like because of all
the possibilities we'll now miss out on. I mean, I'm disappointed they didn't
use the nick Cage John travoltagraphic in the ad. Yeah, no, that
is that's a fair point, like if you want to show because again they
have to distance themselves. This is not just a face transplant. This is
a whole head, baby, And you know what kind of makes sense?
Probably I think if you took my face and put it on like I don't
know, uh, Erica down the hole, right, like you put my
face on Erica's it wouldn't look right. People have questions go with the whole
head. I don't know. Maybe you bypass that so very sad. Hey,
let me ask you a question. If you wanted to track down the
worst people on earth, where would you start? Looking? Like, I'm
going to find the worst people on the planet, Like, maybe figure out
who's selling kids to Cony's child Army back in the day. That's probably not
a good dude, anyone who works for the Clintons, Right, But I
would recommend you start your search and whoever is in charge of replay and finds
and review in any sport in America, because that's where they are. I'm
not a big NASCAR dude, but what the hell are you doing? So
for those who don't know, at the race over the weekend, you probably
know there was a fight, right And you've seen the video of Stenhouse,
Stenhouse's dad, Kyle Busch, and they're all going and you got crew members.
It's just it's crazy and the beef is If you don't know, Kyle
Busch straight up dumped stenhou sun lap two straight up. If you if you
don't believe that, then I don't know what to tell you. And then
what happened, uh, Stenhouse, Stude and Stude and Stude and then confronted
Bush and got the got through the first punch, undoubtedly, but uh yeah,
So NASCAR then immediately started promoting it. In fact, if you watch
the end of the race when when they're you know, they're doing the Winter
Circle stuff, they literally cut away from that. They'd be like, yeah,
yeah, yeah, this this person just went hey, check this out.
And then every like every damn tweet and post on social media, it's
like, look at this amazing thing that happened, right because NASCAR gets it.
And then I'm sitting there like so they find they find Stenhouse Junior the
driver seventy five thousand, all right through the first punch, but more importantly,
he waited like two hours, so I think it's the premeditated, which
is literally a dividing line. They suspended Senior indefinitely one of the mechanics eight
races, suspended another four. Kyle Busch got no penalties for dumping that dude,
and then just openly promoted like, how how do you find these jobs
being so bad at this? Right? Are? How do you walk in
like if you who's the dude on the other end of the phone in New
York during NFL games going no, my home sacks clearly no holding, No
you just no. They always leave an open field for him to slowly jog
into the end zone. You're crazy, right, that person sucks that these
are the kind of people? What is that job interview? Like how many
kittens would be murdered? None, you're obviously not qualified. Sorry, it's
my beef. And then the part where they just promoted right because you recognize
and hell yeah, I'm clicking on it. I want to see that thing
from nine different angles. But don't act like this is horrible. Even the
NFL for all of their horribleness when they say they were going to make a
concerted effort not to show dude, you know, getting literally bent in half
sees, you know, career ending stuff and not showing on it super loop,
which it was such a stereotype, like they would do SNL bits about
it. There's a SNL bit from years ago where it's the Packers and then
progressively every one of their quarterbacks gets folded in the most comically pancaked way you've
ever seen, and eventually they like get a dude out of the stands,
which is just like this goofy. It's Pete the Peter did the I think
he's the one at the end, and they're just like showing his torso ripped
up and they keep going to it's played for comic But the the the NFL
frustratingly doesn't show a lot of replays that they used to show, not even
even if they're pertinent, like to figuring out what the hell just happened if
it looks like somebody's getting too injured. There's a reason when one of the
Bills players literally was killed for a little while that they if you watch the
coverage, they are doing everything they're powered not to show it again, but
you literally have a guy who just died for a few minutes. So yeah,
yeah, but NASCAR, they're like here click and he click click click.
By the way, here's all the fines. I don't get it.
I get I get the I get Stenhaus's dad. I guess because he's not
part of the crew. What the hell is he doing down there? But
yeah, so so you can dump dude on lap two nothing his race is
over all those dollars down the drain and all the aggression gets taken out on
one. And by the way, I just want to maybe abundantly clear,
I don't like or dislike either of those racers, don't care. But whoever's
making these decisions, just you. You're well done in the grand scheme of
things. You're gonna fit right in. All right. I have a question.
So if you're tooling down the highway, as many of you probably are
today, and you see a trailer with a bunch of like construction side equipment
on it, like yeah, maybe a couple of little bobcats, some piping
you know where, it looks like all right, those dudes are off to
put in a hard day's labor and something happens and all of the equipment falls
off the trailer. Can you take it? What do you think the correct
legal move is? Is that just finders keepers? Because this story in Houston's
crazy, man, and then somebody died in this, So you have in
Houston, you had this accident. This was a couple of days ago.
I hadn't seen the video. I just saw it and I was gonna get
to it yesterday. But now I watched the video, it's even crazier.
So you have a full on big bulldozer like I think it's an eight hundred
series deer. Yeah, crawler dozer. You may have heard these described as
it ain't no joke. That was on a construction trailer, on a flatbed
trailer, and the truck hauling it some jackassid a Mazda. I'll never understand
people who change lanes in front of a tractor trailer and get hit, Like,
how do you not see? That's there baffling to me. I think
maybe they assume if the worst case scenario, I end up driving under it
like Clark Griswold. But that's not how that works, even in your little
Mazda, sir. So the Mazda hit the truck hauling, which caused the
truck's trailer and to slam into the concrete bearing the middle, and it literally
unloaded everything, including a crawler dozer, right onto some poor bastard and a
mustang and they hit a truck too, but the guy in the Mustang didn't
make it. But the video, though, you see the dozer which is
upright right sitting there on its tracks. It's just chilling, obviously far larger
than any of the vehicles on the road, and you can see where it
hit the mustang in the truck. But there's also other supply and there's people
in the other lane or like taking construction equipment. That's not how that works.
Yeah, I understand that Ross's truck trap with the food. That's a
different thing. That's that's food. You don't get a free crawler dozer,
Okay, it's not. You can't tag in on that be amazing. It's
a good way to get a crawler dozer, but not with such tragic results.
But yeah, so if you see construction equipment fly off a trailer today,
it's not yours. But also in some cases it's it like the worst
I ever saw speaking of a construction equipment. The worst I ever saw the
garb Ray stage here is I saw, dude, a trailer had two of
the little bobcats on it, you know, just a little you know for
moving gravel on a draught side or whatever. Yeah, little skids tiers.
But the way they had strapped it down is it was a flatbed, and
it was wood, right of planked wood, which is not unusual. And
the hooks that they used to strap it down had clearly been bought at like
home depot and drilled with just standard screws into the wood, which itself is
only secured to the trailer barely right, And they had tethered down two pieces
of heavy equipment like that. And I remember looking at that trailer going,
you know what if those fall off, you deserve to lose them, you
absolute idiot. So but yeah, this thing you saw that in Houston,
or this giant bulldozer, it's landed on some dude just going to work in
his Mustang. Wow new fear right. And then but the thing is then
people are also they didn't try to steal the dozer, but they're like grabbing
other supplies or on the trailer. Oh free PVC. Look at that.
Yeah, hey, that construction equipment. You know, been there, done
that. I can't say anything because some of the stuff we used to pull
off or try to pull off. I mean yeah, I mean OSHA would
have been on our case. But you know, sometimes tie it down.
Yeah, look, you can't fixed it. When we were young, my
buddy Jeremy Jeremy Turk wrecked his dad's His dad had a trailer that was made
out of the tail of the tailgate under the back end of a truck,
right, so just you see those were just sawed off, ye, So
and then he's he's got a hitch to it. And this absolute idiot had
it loaded up with firewood and was driving down the mountain on Highway sixteen and
was, you know, gearing down. So he didn't right his brakes,
and I don't know, I can't remember exactly what caused it, but all
of a sudden he felt the trailer pull around, saw it literally in the
mirror, go inside. He's at speed, and so he slams the brake
and he had not secured the trailer, and so in a moment, now
the trailer is literally passing him and all the wood comes out and he ends
up wrecking his truck because now there's all this wood and now this trail of
the trailer goes sideways and he hits that thing and he kind of slams and
he wasn't hurt or anything, but well, his caraalized. He didn't lock
the trailer at any way shape or form Dad's trailer, his truck or dad's
true or antruck. I think it was Jeremy's child, think his dad that
thing was side literally that they could have totaled that truck and it would be
no loss. But still right, yeah, it was dad's trailer though,
Yeah, his dad was. Yeah, it used to be. It was
a different time. We used to try anything, anything to get the job
done. But yeah, I guess that one he tried stupid and that didn't.
We tried that too anyway, good, yeah, we yeah, Yeah,
you won't need lots of sun today. Temperatures will get back into the
eighties, mid upper eighties, and then we get a little more typical weather
for this time. You're increasing humidity and rain chances each day right through the
holiday weekend, so most of us will average mid to upper eighties, closer
to ninety and the triangle. So towards the tryad, you may stay in
the mid upper eighties and the rain chance is decent, but mostly during the
afternoon hours. Even painted for maybe tomorrow Friday afternoon potentially for some stronger storms.
So I have to keep an eye on that one. More on that
tomorrow morning and over the holiday weekend. Yes, we do have a chance
for chef hours of lettherstorms. You say, rank the days of which has
the least chance of rain, it's Saturday, Sunday, and actually the percentage
is a little bit better for Monday. So yeah, we'll see. Still
don't see all day rain, but the chances are there starting tomorrow and then
lasting through the holiday weekend. All right, thank you, sir, appreciate
it, and we'll come back with Jeff Bellinger. Hang on, it's going
to be a quickie here. Case stocks advanced yesterday, futures are mixed this
morning. S and P and Dow futures both higher. Nasdaq futures are I'm
sorry, s and P and Dow futures are lower. It's the Nasdaq futures
that are higher. We have shares of Target under pressure. Target reported that
a key sales metric has declined for four consecutive quarters. Shares of the discounter
TJX looking good. That company had a strong earnings report, and Casey coming
later this year from Walmart telehealth services for pets. It will be the giant
retailer's first venture into healthcare of any kind. It's going to be a perk
for Walmart plus memory case Oh good, all right, so much people I
don't want to be around, I can now bring their pets. I don't
want to be around all right, thank you, Jeff you going out.
Oh yeah, you imagine people of Walmart, but now they all have their
pets. Yeah, I'm just saying it's it's a thing. But that's the
technology. People want to guess. Microsoft, They're they're moving forward. I
don't know if you know this. Maybe we've mentioned it. Some of the
studio computers are a little slow, a little bit or all of them all
at the same time. I think was Ross's problem on Monday, all of
his computers. So but luckily Microsoft continues to innovate and they are it's going
to be really exciting with the newest version of Windows is going to have Please
tell us about it, mister CEO Hoing. We introduce memory, right,
photographic memory into what you do on the PC. And now we have it.
So it's called recall. It not keyword search, right, it's semantic
search over all your history and it's not just about any document. We can
recreate moments from the past. Essentially, here's how it works. Windows constantly
take screenshots of what's on your screen, then uses a generative AI model right
on the device along with the NPU to process all that data and make it
searchable, even photos. I got to try it out. I searched brown
leather bag. It came up in visual search. There's no place on this
page that it says brown leather bag. It just knows because it sees this
brown leather bag. There could be this reaction from some people that this is
pretty creepy. Microsoft is taking screenshots of everything I do. Yeah, I
mean that's why that it can only do it on the edge, right,
So this is you know, you have to you need to shut up now,
who wants this? Who asked for this? I want you to think
about all the times you've been in front of a computer. Now, I
want you to think, what a there's screenshots of that. You have to
tell me what you're searching that doesn't have that obviously won't go horribly wrong.
It's it's no one's business what Bible versus I was reading on my computer