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the down beat up. You're doing well, Kevin Turner. We have Danny
Baylis Mikes, Roy J. J. Jackson with us today and we're gonna
have a good time highlighting picks with Glenn's eight am celebrity guest picker who is
a mystery will be here at eight am? Who call and we'll be here.
It's a heat because they've given you that context. Sleep eight o'clock for
that. The celebrity guest pickers have been kicking our ass. I like the
miss aspect of this, Kevo. All right, so the Danny and I
don't know who it is. You got this one? I got it man,
But it was the letter B. Yeah, B is employed. Yeah,
I think I know who it is. Right, It's fine. Look,
it was tough to get him, but Larry Bird would join us eight
o'clock. Larry Legend, the Birdman. He actually reads his Instagram messages.
Yes, that's good. Fight. Inserted two million dollars into your bank account
and nothing about your life changes except for you instantly looked like Larry Bird.
Right your face, your face is that of Larry Bird, like right now
Larry or nineteen Yeah, the best Larry, which was not a good Larry,
an infamously poor looking man. Two million, two million dollars. You
don't get his height theater, you just get his face. Larry didn't do
a lot to help himself back in the day either. You seem like,
do you think no, he went with that whispy ass truck stop mustache for
so long. He didn't need that look at that and maybe he couldn't grow
a beard. But I always feel like if you've got a questionable head,
your best strategy is to keep some some element of growth like on it,
like I do. Yeah, Like I think we kind of a hide some
of this. It takes a lot to pull off clean shaven. These days,
I'm allowed us to all grow beards and cover our double chins, especially
the older you get, Like if you're if you're in your seventies, you
should probably have a big ass beard unless you're just like super fit in shape
and just handsome. Your whole life is I'm staring at a man with a
beard, like six sixty five seventy percent American scruffy. I mean at least
probably that is probably high. But we look around, I mean last night.
I didn't check last night, but I don't know. It's this exactly
what the three of us have is pretty much the go to look. Now.
Things changed, though. How long ago was it to where it was
kind of I don't know proper for you used to be clean shaving, that's
what I'm saying. Was it the two thousands, yeah, I mean like
ten twelve years ago. Even I don't know. This was not a look
like the I don't want to call it. Any of these a beard.
I don't think they are. Maybe his. I'm probably in full beard mode
now, but I just I don't know. I don't I grow my beard.
I grow it out as long as it can go, not as long
as it can go, as long as I can tell you get tired of
it and want to get tired of it. It's basically, when I can
feel the hair around my mouth, on my lips, that's cute in there,
shave it all off, and then we'll do it again. It's back
in two weeks. Do a good scruffy level. You don't shave it into
a mustache and dress like a local detective. I do sometimes well, I
will occasionally show up with the mustache. Do you sometimes do a culturally unacceptable
mustache in your mirror when you're shaving it down and then you make madman faces.
The people who say they've never done that are the same people who say
they've never tried to ask themselves and ask is not the yeah, I don't
know, Oh no, I got you. Yeah, I definitely did that.
I guess be themselves. Yeah, it's cool when you have like bangs
and you can even you can curry. Yeah, lay it over the Why
would anybody do that? I swear to god, I've never done Why did
Michael Jordan do it on a Haynes commercial? Understand an odd era for the
goat? It had definitely had a Hitler mustar. Did that happen when he
was so untouchable that no one questioned it? Because that gets questioned in the
cell phone era? And he did in a commercial. Yes, that was
a that was a popular look. The Hitler mustache was not a popular There's
a difference between the straight Hitler dude. But I saw lots of brothers back
in the day that would kind of not grow the mustache all the way to
the corners of their mouth. Yeah, that's not that though. That is
okay. I think the rule is it's gotta be longer than your nostrils.
Look a look at it. It's shocky, dude. The no, the
mustache of the black community has been a staple forever. Yes, but not
that short. No, no, not the width that short, but the
thin the thin one. Yeah. I mean Donovan would always say what you
don't trust to white man with a mustache and a black man without one that
was like his dad. It's pretty interesting. Yeah, God that when when
did that commercial air? Because it's in the social media era? Grilled for
it and I think just people, I think not of people know about it.
The guy was just on a plane and a Haynes commercial rock and a
Hitler mustache. Larry Bird, I tell you what, would have been grilled
for it, and rightfully so. Larry Bird had the molester mustache. Yeah,
an odd looking dude and his his name is Bird. Yeah, I
guess I don't know. It's that not weird. Like there's people that are
so famous they sort of negate how odd their names are because you're just used
to hearing them Larry Bird the hell like a Chucky Cheese character. Yea,
that's the fakest person. Yeah, exactly, Chuck e Cheese character. Larry
Bird. All right, that's just normal. He kind of looks he has
bird like qualities, bird features, Larry Bird. Okay, that's normal.
I was trying to find a picture on my phone for you, Danny.
Larry is a funny a funny first name too, Larry. I can't take
anybody named Larry seriously. Yeah, but I feel like Lawrence is sort of
a power name. Lawrence is badass. But if somebody introduces themselves as Larry,
I probably want to be friends with him because he's probably funny. Like
a guy named Larry, He's gonna be funny. Larry's are funny. Yeah.
Charles Barkley commented on the Michael Jordan Haynes commercial Hitler mustache win like today
a long time ago, not today. We're the only people on earth talking
about this today. In twenty ten on The Damn Lavatar Show, he said,
I let's see if I can do Charles Barkler. Oh, I gotta
admit, Ernie. When I saw the commercial, I had to take a
double take. This is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen in a
long time. That's terrible. I mean, I've got to admit that I
don't know what the hell he was thinking, and I don't know what Haynes
was thinking. Man, I mean, it is just stupid. It's just
bad playing and simple Ernie, let's not add I think it done one you
that was not That was maybe as good as your Trump. No, that
was not very good. People are saying it's not that bad. Everyone knows
it. Crooked Joe Faily, his dog's on the loose. Commander, Yeah,
commander bid another guard more on that at seven thirty. Didn't you get
shipped off to their uncle's ranch up north too? It's time the dog bites
everyone. I mean, what the hell? Yeah, there's so much.
There's just as much insanity going on in Washington as there is in our everyday
lives. We just think that because they're you know, elected officials and smart
and policy makers, that they're somehow different than us. Nope, they're just
shlubs like the rest. I've said it, and we can do a whole
segment sometime on the simple quote. Absolutely everyone is winging it. Essentially.
My new motto just to apply to every I know I'm winging it, but
I can admit every day, absolutely everyone is just winging it. And that
us for the United States government, the Dallas Cowboys radio stations, We're all
just winging it. It's so true. Everyone's pretending they got it more figured
out than they do everyone. I think. And maybe the more sense that
people think that they have of a command of a situation or control or they're
smart about something, I think, the more hesitant they are to believe it,
you know. Yeah. True, the closure you get to actually having,
you know, having things under control in any way, the more you
lie to yourself and doubt it. Yeah. And I think about us as
people, as a society, how for generations, hundreds of years, we've
gone to great links to kind of bend in nature to our will and think
that, oh look at that, look at that big beautiful damn and all,
and nature looks at up us and just says, yeah, whatever,
and it just farts and thousands of people die. Yeah, you know,
yeah, Oh wow, I guess we're not as smart as we thought we
were. Like, you gotta learn to, I don't know, go with
things and just ride waves and not assume that you're the smartest guy in the
room, because yes, we are winging it. Yeah, well we don't
know a damn thing. I know. I think there's power and knowing that
I'm an idiot and I do know that, and that's awareness, powerful admission
and sort of freeing, you know. And what I read a quote and
I'll screw it up. What is it? Your knowledge? Uh? Your
knowledge a single drop of water and the vastness of potential knowledge the ocean something
like that, you know where it's true, like even if you're smart,
you you're of the knowledge of one drop of water compared to the ocean.
It's like the same thing. It's like you you realize how completely tiny and
small you are in context of yeah, this universe. Now, what you
can do is have your scene sorted out, you know, to where there's
a flow to it in a system, and that I think creates the illusion
of having things figured out. And maybe you have them figured out as they
apply to you and your family, and that's all you can do. All
you can aspire to do, I think, is to be organized and have
it down the best you can. But realistically, yeah, just winging it.
Yeah, don't ever, I think the biggest the fatal flaw is thinking
you've got something figured out. I got this Yeah, probably not, maybe
not. Maybe you get through it and you come out fairly unscathed. Congratulations,
good run, good for you. What you guys think about the movie
last night? I mean the movie we saw it the Lake Highlands, Alamo
draft House for Let's Freak and chill Ace Ventura Pet Detective. That's the one
I'm talking about. I think the turnout was great. I think that part
was awesome. You guys have both seen it? Oh yeah, what the
film? Yeah, I'm interested in JJ's reaction because not only you share a
movie critic, and we will have her on nine fifteen for press play JJ
back again. But she made a comment before the movie and it was about
Ray Finkel, and I was like, you've never seen this, and she
was like, it's like I was a kid. I don't even remember it.
Yeah, yeah, so now, JJ, I just remember seeing it.
I was telling the listener this back in my daycare days. Yeah,
there's an orgasmic sex scene in this movie. Yeah, I don't fully remember.
I don't know how we were able to get away with that. So
it might have been the first one then no, I'm I'm just I'm sorry
there was another one yet one Please it's worth it for the one saying it's
where he comes out of the rhino. H else terrible? Whoa bumble be
tuna? Yeah, I mean pole continent, good night there actually has a
couple of good bits, and that one, it's the first one. The
one you saw last night is significantly better, don't worry. Yeah, all
right, I mean it's up, It's up Jim Carrey's alley, I guess
definitely at that time. Uh, very over the top dramatic physical actor.
Yeah wait, you think it was over the top character? Oh my god.
Yeah, he didn't have one straight line, not one. I think
he had one that was just setting up a punch line for you know,
the false emotion for who, yeah, who did it? But yeah,
I mean I love Jim Carrey. I think he's definitely one of our all
time I guess comedic actors. He has like a special place in my heart
because of my childhood with the mask and the Grinch and all this. So
yeah, it didn't take it. Obviously, that's a film that's not meant
to be taken serious. Not the best script. But because you love Jim
Carrey and you just you'll you'll put up with it. And it was funny
enough to not be like, Okay, this is just you know, because
it's it's it's stupid funny. It's stupid comedy, you know. That's but
the plot is good. Actually, yeah, I was like, the plots
amazing. The plot is good. I'm driving home last night and I was
like, the plot made in nineteen ninety four for them to have that plot,
I was like, oh, yeah, so it must have been the
second one that And then we watched it because, okay, the plot of
a Super Bowl kidnapping and you have to go check off every player on that
nineteen eighty four Dolphins a championship roster, but that's outstanding. The writing was
so bad. I mean, it was like a fourth grader wrote that script
and just said, here's some words on a paper, let's hire Jim Carrey.
And the whole movie is nothing but Jim Carrey, physical comedy, over
the top, extending jokes that probably need to be tightened up a little bit.
I looked at Mikey and I had the fortune of sitting between Kevo and
Miguel. I was tired at the end of that, and that thing was
only like an hour and fifteen minutes long. It was exhausting because you had
so many Monzrellas ticks. We used the Buddy system Sart smart way to enjoy
Monzrellas. I disagree. I think that script was so tight it would have
worked with any number of actors had you put Gene Hackman in the lead role.
I think. So it's a ninety minute movie, and I think he
had I think he had forty five bits written down. It's like, here's
half the movie and we're getting all of these bits. Are you feeling they
necessarily attach the lines between these bits and the bubble rapp And when he gets
in the box and the storage closet, h super slow mo. And then
he rewinds it. That is incredible acting amazing. Yeah, rewinding the super
slow pretty amazing. And then he takes it all the way back to the
conversation and sits back down and keeps talking and backwards. I remember laughing so
hard in the theater when I saw that in the real like twenty years ago.
Whatever. We laughed yesterday too. Okay, there were some laugh out
loud moments. Danny laughed a good amount. You were right next to me
and two seats away. Yeah, I was miss Jackson here and I heard
laughing. I heard a quiet bit. Well also too, because those moments
that because there's memes from this film. Yeah, that's true, there's that
one. Yeah it's and then it started free laughing because I know I've seen
these these these get the jifts like from social media. So is that too,
And yeah, he's just he's just so stupid. It is a odd
and cool modern day pleasure when you see a jiff or a meme in its
original form for the first time. Yeah, when he had no clue where
it was from, and you're like, when he's running down that player on
the track, eventually chloroforms. Actually, that whole montage is it's pretty good
of looking for to line up by Aerosmith's buying in the background. Uh,
he's just knocking out every player that he can find to find out if they're
missing the stone on their ring. And that's good. It's good detective using
the process of elimination to rule out, you know, suspects. I just
saw their picture. It was like, who the hell is that like on
the on the picture twenty feet away from him. Who the hell is that?
And it's because it's an updated team photo that had ray fin Cool added
because he was a mid season edition. Yeah right, ain't coming home.
So I think a lot of the laughter, though, was just kind of
like, oh my god, that is so absurd. Okay, right,
but what is laughter like if you're if it makes you feel good. Yeah,
whether the means they get there doesn't really matter. And yes, it's
absurd and it's so particular. Danny said halfway through the movie, He's like,
why does he drive like that? Yeah, that's a good question.
Kids. Well, I know he's out the window, but just speeding.
Yea power sliding into every park A parking job is a power slid. It
is like a glove like okay, gif he's such an asshole too, you
know. Yes, I think they end up. I found funny thingss like
the tiny little subtleties when he's walking through the big fancy party and they're they've
got an orc just replay. He just locks by like a toddler, just
smacks the violin his boat. Yeah, oh, I mean just And he
does things when he's all by himself that are point, like when he's sneaking
through that million dollar mansion. He goes over the rail and he ship me
slides and then he pretends that jump on the and all he could have done
is his walk to the door. Okay. Yeah, And when he's in
the little extra inflatable boat and he has to go four feet and he tells
out the fan the hand fan is a propeller, and he looks all intense
and moves four feet forward and climbing the letter. Look, I'm a guy
that thinks some airplanes one of the greatest comedic achievements of the modern era.
Yeah, so yeah, absurdity, ridiculousness, stupid, stupidity, I'm all
about it. But to have me thinking too, Dan, because I remember
Dan Marino being in Bad Boys too. Was that kind of like a thing
for him? Like was he popping up in a lot of movies back then?
I think that's about it. I think that's about it. My Miami
themed movie, Yeah, yeah, I think you could probably score Marino.
I obviously free passed this movie forever because it's the Miami Dolphin movie and it's
got Dan Marino and the dolphin of the Super Bowl, Like, there's how
could I not love it? But I hear exactly what you're saying. But
I did laugh a lot. But I was in a great mood, and
you're with good people as your friends and were able to kind of whisper and
snicker. Yeah, And it was one of those those movie watching scenarios where
it's kind of okay to talk and yell at the screen. Yeah, exactly,
And you were cheering anytime Don Shula got on camera trying to mail a
letter and aces in the mailbox and he's pulling his arm to the crowd.
Weirdly started to laugh. When they went to the ray Finkels died, Dan
died shrine. His room just was amazing. I mean, the links that
Finkel went to and his mom more it's nut huh, there's a beastiality joke.
And the house was still tagged with graffiti. What a weird movie.
That house was literally on its last leg. I mean that house was not
doing well. Oh god, I thought it was excellent. Two things,
incredible turnout. Great. We had if if anyone's curious, maybe ten twelve
dolphin representation shirts and outfits. Yeah, what was your tab? It was
only like seventy bucks. And I was yelling, I'm like, dude,
who needs what Let's go, But I don't know, maybe they forgot to
put a couple of things on it. The first guy saw in the parking
lot goes, Kat, you want an inflatable dolphin? Yeah? I guess.
Yeah. He brought a half dozen inflatable dolphins, which I was thrown
in the air. Oh. We had two girls, one with a full
dolphin dress and the other girl in her and her husban been. She made
a shirt that said Glenn's with a dolphin logo and she wrote three and oh
on it as this like the shirt only works this week. It's good through
Saturday, good through Saturday midnight. And she made gear It was a guy
with a race Finkle jersey. Man I full like like game quality Finkle jersey.
Did you did you notice that Skin brought his whole family out for movie
nights, So his wife was there and his kids. Dez in Maya and
Maya's I think maybe a senior in high school. She graduated. Yeah,
okay, she's she's about to go to college. Dez eighteen or nineteen and
fifteen or sixteen, right, and I and I talked to them after the
movie, And I have either of you ever seen this film and they go
no, and I kind of leaned down. I go it was terrible,
right, and my eye goes, yeah, it was horrible, and DEAs
goes I liked it was like hell yeah, yeah. I was high five
and like hugging everyone walking out a theater in Maya. Just stone face kind
of walked by and I'm like, come on, one laugh, one laugh,
and She's like, no, definitely before not one one laugh anywhere in
there. Mom and dad drugged me to this damn movie that came out like
ten years before it was born. I think Skin's wife Christine asked her,
what do you think whatever, and she kind of wins and said, I'm
sure it was funny back then. Yeah, yeah, what a great review.
There is a big kind of just kind of all lead to this weird
homophobic thing. Yeah, oh my god. Yeah boy. The the undertones
of homophobia are pretty prevalent in that movie. Yeah, we've come a long
way there, haven't We find out that nine hornets finkel may nine, nine
or nine are all those things? Though? I think Danny said it or
dur the movie, because all these catchphrases are gonna come back, aren't they.
He's like, yes, they are can't wait read all day? You
never heard that back then or then like cliche. Now, we were doing
that when that movie came out. Being in our twenties, Mike, my
group, we were all doing that with each other for weeks. He's amazing.
Yeah, he is NonStop every second of it. He's out of his
mind. And honestly, I had a great time. Thank you. That's
a good way to kick off. Let's freaking chill. The baton gets past.
I think to who been in it? Next month? Next month for
another movie party, and I ain't gonna miss it because that was good times.
And again, thank you everybody showed out. If Skin dressed up,
If Skin picks a three hour documentary, oh my god on Fakitas or or
jazz Bass, actually might go to that, but yeah, give it a
chance. You guys love it. You're gonna love It's incredible. It's an
incredible story to the end. All right. Now, they'll tackle them.
They're not letting Skin pick. Yeah, it'll be a ben movie. I
bet it's Roadhouse. I would go to that. I bet it's Roadhouse.
It'll definitely be something from the eighties. Yeah, safe as a guy who
worked on that show, for ten years. There will be Eighties movies mentions
that show. They mentioned Cobra the other day, Me and Christy needs to
look at each other and go, oh, I hope it is Cobra.
Cobra badass movie. And we got a chance to hang out with all of
our listeners next Thursday as well at the Echo Lounge for one year anniversary party.
More details on that throughout the show. Coming up next, let's get
to a little bit. There's a couple of man hunts, one locally,
one nationally. A big update on one of these, Like there's been a
lot of man Hunts lately. We'll discuss what's going on there next on nine
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