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It was so slow yesterday. See if you can speed it up a little
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weekend partly cloudy, mostly sunny. Yeah, load chances of rain. We're
gonna be fine. Great weekend. Good morning, Tessa. What are Houston's
headlines? Hey, Good morning Rod, and good morning home room. So
last night presidential debate, the first of twenty twenty four, arguably unlike anything
our nation has seen before. You have President Biden stumbling at times during the
night, which reportedly is sparking a bunch of concern among Democrats over his age
and his ability to take on Donald Trump. November. Meanwhile, the Fat
Checkers are on Donald Trump. They're saying he deflected his actions hearing the attack
on the US Capitol. They're saying he ignored some questions and dismissed accusations that
he had an affair with porn star Story Daniels. Among other things. There
was golf score comparisons, golf swinging. We're going to talk about it all
this morning. In more serious news, a pair of former Evaldise school law
enforcement officials have been indicted over their response to the twenty twenty two deadly school
shooting. Formher you'v aald These school chief Pete Aradondo and former school police officer
Adrian Gonzalez both facing several felony charges of abandoning and endangering a child. So
we'll be talking about that this morning as well. Switching gears. Five Hour
Energy just unveiled that caffeinated barbecue sauce for summer. Each serving has sixteen milligrams
of caffeine, which is like a week cup of coffee. But they're giving
away twelve ounce bottles through their website and their first drop, well it's sold
out. According to their press release, they say, we want to redefine
what five Hour Energy is and can be. Yeah, say focused to keep
the party going, put that caffeinated barbecue sauce on ribs. Stranger Things.
Fans that quickly fell in love with Joseph Quinn as Eddie mun says things.
Yeah, season four loved him. Well, they're hoping to return him to
the show. Didn't he die spoiler alert? Yeah, well okay. He
teases that he might have a feeling he'll return or maybe he doesn't know.
Yeah, there's some hope for fans to see Eddie again. Who's to say,
you'll only know when they give you the next season. Yeah. You
can read his interview on the blog page Flashbacks. Uh yeah, but I
don't care. Any eddie has good Eddie for me. Yeah, Okay,
let's talk about music. Ozzy Osborne and Lemmy from Motorhead were great friends,
but could you imagine them fighting crime together? Sharon Osborne says she's working on
a cartoon featuring Ozzy and Lemmy is Superheroes. She says, it's very funny.
It's Irreverend, it's funny. We're excited about it. There aren't a
ton of other details that let me die December twenty eighth, twenty fifteen,
just four days after his seventieth birthday. Those are tedlines. I'm looking at
Alex like a proud father right now. You just went from Master of Puppets
to Ace of Spades. That's the only like, that's the only Motorhead song
I really know. I have never but looked at you more fondly. I
mean, nothing really is going to resonate with the kids like Motorhead and Haziaz
superhero like, oh I know them. It's just I mean late night whatever
those late night cartoons are on. I don't know an adult swim type thing.
Maybe that could work. All right, what do you go? Ashton's
gonna be back in action tonight. They're going to open up a weekend series
with the Mets in New York where now Blanco's gonna be on the mountain for
this strills going up against New York's Jose Quintana. First pitches at six ten.
You can listen to it on our sister station, Sports Talk seven ninety.
Astro is currently on a seven game winning streak and basketball. The second
round of the NBA Draft is yesterday. The biggest story was the NEPO baby
in Brownie James getting picked by the Lakers. Great story, awesome. He
played like four games in college and his agent called all the other teams and
said if the Lakers didn't take him, he was going to play in Australia.
So cool. Did his dad say pick them or I'm leaving? I
mean Lebron James basically like four straight strand's cool. The first father son duo
to play on the same team, Like you get all those things, but
like his name was not Lebron James Junior probably would not have been drafted.
No, probably rocket straight. The forty fourth overall pick to the Atlanta Hawks
in exchange for Ford AJ Griffin, who is the sixteenth overall pick in the
twenty twenty two draft. Over in soccer, the USA got jobbed by the
referee, so we're not gonna talk about that. Houston Donald FC will be
back on the pitch tomorrow night. They're gonna host Charlotte FC at Shell Energy
Stadium. That's gonna start at seven thirty and you can watch it on Apple
TV. In MMA News. UFC three oh three is tomorrow night in Las
Vegas. It was supposed to be the Connor McGregor fight, but then he
pulled out because of an injury. So it's gonna be Alex Pereira defending his
light heavyweight title against Yeeri pro Hoskea in the main event. UH main cards.
You to start a nine o'clock. You can watch it on an ESPN
plus pay per view. That is what's going on in splits. All right,
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I have. It's been a while though. All right, all right,
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you. I appreciate you getting involved with us that it means. It means
the world to me. Every morning, Yeah, every single morning. You
never don't let me catch you taking a day off. I never. Yeah,
start off my day. Thank you, Ezy. Have a great weekend.
Okay, yes, all right, man, stay cool. Thirty percent
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stay cool today. Twenty percent chance of rain both Saturday and Sunday, mid
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That's what is He's gonna have this weekend? All right. Today on the
show, Three More Cases of Beer was yesterday's Fresh out of d Head to
head the slowest two question to answer game of all time. Yeah, people
are saying yeah for me since I've been here, that's the slowest game I've
ever witnessed. Aaron, you got to find another gear. That's it.
I mean, you won two questions to answers. You can write about that.
He bragged about it. He put that in his speech. I told
him to put it in his speech. You're here for it, So you
just got to find another gear. And I think he's gonna do that.
Nobody is allowed to bust balls that hasn't played the game. Fact that you
can't do that. Oh my god, Rod, that was terrible. Have
you played well? No, I never played, but I just want to
let you know. I just want to let you know that was a terrible
game on like, you need to play and then and then I will be
here for your comments on the game. Get in the game. Let's go,
let's go. Cart He can weigh in on any game. Yeah,
you can weigh in on anything. Heather the queen of all the games.
He's done at all. She can critique anybody playing any game on this show.
Speaking of games, I think next week my summer Charlie Brown book came
in. I ordered something Charlie Brown The American Patriot something like that. Yeah,
so that book came in. So I think we're gonna have to do
a I mean, now that he's a US citizen and all, we'll have
to get Chili Brown in here to do a reading. Did we ever come
up with what the candy? The Red, White, and Blue candy?
It's gotten pop Rocks right obstacles, because then you're gonna guess like four thousand.
Yeah, I mean it's not just shout out food, it's what would
sound good on the air. What about double bubble bubble gum? That's pretty
American? Is it? Is it? Summary? Yeah, it is.
If she's funny to have him chewing a bunch of gowns. Somebody sent me
they do make red white and blue candy corn. I did see that bomb
pops, and and then somebody sent me red white and blue jelly bellies.
Those are too small. We need something more, but we got time.
We're gonna do this. We're gonna do this next week. About just red
liquorice like little pieces, those little chunks, No, yeah, but liquorice
is like Australian, it's not very American. What about fire crackers? I
mean, if we're just gonna throw things out like fireworks, you can't eat
those Roman candles. I was trying to think of something delicious that he might
enjoy. Nine candy corn, red white and blue, red white and blue
eminems. You can just see that black cat firecrackers, A whole roll bear
gummy bears, Oh yeah, that are uh that are loaded baby, hard
candy. Okay, I'm a flick of this brake, gonna right check for
you. We'll find out what's trending, and then we'll get set up for
the Fresh out of Bed Houston, Houston's alternative and tell them at the rod
Ryan Morning Shows twenty four five, The Buzz Welcome Back rod Ryan Show.
Heather Queen of all games. They make red, white and blue sour patch
kids. See now we're talking. Now, there's been a lot of suggestions,
But what about Carolyn says, the obvious choice for the chili brown game
is little smoky sausages. Now I like that. That just sounds funny to
me. A mouthful of sausage. All right, I will chili brown next
week at some point. All right, what's trending? Well, the number
one trend is a presidential debate. Five million searches talking about the debate,
which we're covering in headlines. So we'll talk about it. Then let me
ask you a question. Sure, you guys have all seen the internet heard
of it. More Biden or more Trump memes? It's not even close.
It's not even close. Really, what are you see? More Trump or
more Biden means? Look, I fell asleep, but I haven't like scoured,
I haven't been on surfing the web since last night. So I don't
know. It's ten to one Biden. I feel like maybe Biden, but
I think they're pretty either. I think it's ten to one Biden. It's
just insane. I mean because because his facial expressions. Yeah, that's what
I'm seeing. Yeah, I mean, I don't think anybody did great.
But it wasn't as awesome as I thought it was going to be. I
hate the mute button. I want them talking on top of each other.
I want the chaos, and it really wasn't that. I mean, Trump
went in there and he just didn't lose his s and that's all he needed
to do. He just needed to let Biden loose on his own. I
don't know, I just felt like one of the cam't like I felt like
one of them should have been, like they shouldn't have been at a debate.
Wow. So so that's a big trend, and again we're talking about
that all morning. Then Walgreens says they're going to close over two thousand locations,
so your local Walgreens might not be there for long. There was seventy
five percent of the company stores account for one hundred percent of the adjuster adjusted
operating income, meaning like some a quarter of the locations could be looking at
closure. That's another big story. And then Brownie James is going to be
teammates with his dad. Alex is covering that. In sports, those are
the things that are trending on eighty four five The Buzz, Good morning everybody.
This is former fresh fish Aaron. It may not have been pretty,
It certainly wasn't fast, But two questions and two answers later, I am
your fresh out of bed head to head one day champion for everyone out there.
It's harder than it sounds. Join me on Friday when I make it
win number two bitches. Well, there you have it. That's the guy
that we all agree. If he wants to stick around, he's got to
step it up a little bit. But I think he's got that first game.
He was a fresh fish yesterday. You can't critique that hard, or
can we? Yeah? Of course we can. Uh. If you want
to play seven one, three, two, two, five, nine five,
it's the buzz, let's go man ninety four to five The Buzz highly
suspect. My name is human Rod Ryan Show free Beer Friday, brought to
us by our friends over at Specs. We're one case down. Your next
opportunity comes straight up at seven. But we got a game to play here.
Okay, partly clouding today, thirty percent chance of rain, high of
ninety five. Hit it. And now each time for the fresh out of
bed head to Head Challenge. Listeners to New York Corners Aaron Usein, Bolt
Brandon, good morning, Good morning, fastest fresh out of bed head to
head player ever? Oh yeah, you ready to do number two? I
am. I'm caffeinated and ready to go this morning. Oh did you have
some of that caffeinated barbecue? Is that available the caffeinated barbecue sauce you were
talking about? Or is that coming? They might have sold out. Let
me see see there's a link up today and there's caffeinated barbecue sauce that will
be made available. Yeah, the first drop was yesterday. They sold out.
They're doing three more on July second, ninth, and sixteen. Damn
it, we should have had that for Ditch Day all right. Erin,
you're going for win number two. You were a fresh fish yesterday. Let's
see what you've learned in with one game under your belt. Thomas has played
before, apparently, but it's been a while. Hi, Thomas, how
are you doing great? How long ago did you play about five here?
Five years ago? Did you win? I think one time? Did you
hear Aaron on the show yesterday? Oh yeah, you's good. Okay.
I was just wondering if you heard that game and you said, all right,
it's been five years. I got to get it back on after hearing
that. What are they playing for? I've got a pair of tickets to
see third Nye Blind. Okay, guys, it's a good ticket man,
It's the Summer God's Tour. Thomas Aaron, shout out your name when you
think you know the answer. We're still not yelling out answers or Jill Sobule.
We're not yelling her name out either. Okay, please, just we
don't know how to handle it. All right, here we go. The
first question is what scientist developed the theory of relativity and had messy hair?
Thomas Aaron, Yeah, yes, beady gunzales. He sure did. How
did he win that question? Where were you? Thomas? Think still?
I'm just I caught me on Jim. Okay, all right, bro,
oh I called you I caught you a bad time. Okay, you called
us right playing a champion? Yeah, okay, making sure all right?
Here we go Thomas and Aaron. What Baseball movie had the great quote?
Thomas Aaron, H three Okay, that's a great guess. You came up
with a guess and it just it was wrong. But I love that you
chimed in as early as you did. It just it bit you in the
ass. Thomas, What Baseball movie had the great quote? You're killing me
smalls the samlot. Okay, we got a game here, We got a
game here. I think everybody's awake now for the win. What do you
call the place where you practice martial arts? Hint? Aaron Thomas oh three
two one Oh. He couldn't come up with it, Aaron, here's the
complete question. What do you call the place where you practice martial arts?
Hint? It rhymes with mojo. That's very generous of you on that question.
That would be a a Aaron. Aaron, usein bots Brandon, another
fire, victory, floweth multiple day, winter ever ever ever you said it
away from you, you said it, not me. It's fun. It
really is fun. Not for Thomas Hi Thomas brain feart on the dojo.
Yeah, and it was right there. I'm kitting my tongue too, but
yeah, thinking overthinking it. Yeah, all right, I have a good
one. All right, back to the gym. Hey, Aaron, goodhod
dude. All you do is win games. Okay, that's it. Summer
God's Tour. You're collecting free booty every time you win, and then you're
the champion. Nobody can take that away from you. You will be the
champion today, You'll be the champion on Saturday, Sunday and Monday morning.
You want to play Monday morning at six twenty. Oh yeah, I'm here,
all right, bro. This isn't the part where I say great game,
thanks too. I'm just gonna play this right right. Show celebrating twenty
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Phones Friday. That fourth and final hour, it's all yours. It is
all yours. We'll talk about whatever it is that you want to talk about.
I brought in a bunch of stuff to kind of get us through you
know, six, seven, eight nine. But it's always better when you
guys talk, so I'd look forward to that nine o'clock hour. I really
really do thirty percent chance of bringing party cloudy high of ninety five. I
don't know. I'm having fun with these games, I really am. It's
I don't know if he's frustrated or what. Jerome doesn't normally play Josh Tree.
He said, I think I might actually call in Monday and try to
play. He said, after what he just heard Somemmer saying that was the
game of the year. I think he wants in on that. Adam is
Aaron the greatest slow player of all time? That's a good question. I
think you're spitting facts. Fresh out of bed head to head Challenge, here's
your current champion. Good morning everybody. This is the fastest man on earth,
Aaron. I am your fresh out of bed head to head two day
champion. Rod said, I needed to find another gear. I just rom
join me on Monday when I may get win number three. Bitches. These
are fun games, and he's picking up some fans. He's picking up some
fans. He started to get the mob on his side. I'm gonna have
some corn tickets coming up for you. But first I brought in some fresh
facts. It's the fun back to the day. We make you look smart.
Inn here, buddies, it's the fun that to the day. Here's
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How are you? I'm very well, thank you. Can I get you
some caffeinated barbecue sauce? I'd love? We have a blog page up for
it. You have to go click on the link that Kendrick Lamar is the
only musician outside of the classical and jazz genres to be awarded awarded the Pulitzer
Prize for Music. Kendrick Lamar is a kill a sur Prize winner. Yeah,
I guess so. I think that happened on our watch too. We
talked about it. I just for some reason had blocked it out. Nobody,
Alex I don't really keep out with the Pulitzer Prize ever, we talked
about it. How about this. Have you ever heard the old it's an
old phrase eighteen hundreds keeping up with the Joneses? Hell, yep, maybe
you maybe you've talked to clients about that, like stop trying to keep up
with the Joneses. What right? What Jones. What would it mean?
Like, why would you tell somebody to stop keeping you know, try not
to keep up. Don't worry about keeping up with the Joneses. Yeah,
you don't need to be like them, be yourself, yeah Jones. The
Jones must have had a lot of money, like rich. Yeah, keeping
up with the Joneses means that you are maybe spending a little too much and
you're trying to be a little too showy. That phrase is based on a
real family with the with the last name Jones. They built a huge mansion
in New York in the mid eighteen hundreds, and other rich families in the
area remodeled their homes. They tried to match them. They tried to keep
up with the Joneses. That is fuent Fro. Yeah. And those Smiths,
Oh my gosh, Bron Miles. You say, we're trying to keep
up with the Lynz. Yeah, do it. That's how's lesson, Just
do it. The studio refused to green light groundhog Day when it was presented
to them. They're like, what think about the concept? And Groundhog Day
is one of those movies that it really is just an unbelievably unique situation.
They did something different that we had never seen before. But the studio was
like, I'm not liking this. Okay, the movie is gonna have to
explain why Phil becomes trapped in the same day. You're gonna have to do
a better job of explaining how he got here because they never really do.
No, they explain how he gets out of it, but they never really
explain how he slips into it. So Harold Ramis was the director, and
he said, Okay, we'll do this, and they deliberately placed the scenes
way too late in the show shooting schedule. They didn't have time to film
them. So he got the movie made and didn't have to do what the
studio required. That's neat. Where is that script? What did they write
for Why he has that day repeated every day? That would be fun.
It's the fuck thats to the day? We make you look smart in front
of your buddies. It's the fuck that to the day. All right,
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right. Who we got on the phone here? Who's awake? This is
Jacob Garci Jacob? What are you doing up too early? Oh? I've
made it the word man, all right, I hear you, I hear
you. What did we learn yesterday? Was fifty percent orange, twenty five
percent yellow, and twenty five percent brown. I believe it was a Reese's
package. You know what it is? Ese's pieces, dude. Congratulations,
Yeah, baby see isn't it better getting up early? It's way better?
Uh? You know understand because they just switched their work scabs and now have
to get up earlier. Say wait, wait, say that one more time.
I missed it. They just switched our work schedule. So now I
have to get up a little earlier. Yeah, but look at I mean,
dude, now, what is where's it going? You're now you go
to the Garden Show. Yeah, you're going to go to your spirit box.
Congrats dude, because you have to get up early. You're going to
the corn concert on us. All right, bro, all right, sounds
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I have a great weekend. Let's take a moment to jump in the
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Know the show today. Twenty percent chance of rain, partly cloudy, ninety
five. Rest of the weekend almost the same. A little less chance of
rain maybe twenty percent both Saturday and Sunday with some sun mid nineties. Okay,
summers here guys, Tessa with Houston's headlines. Oh, the big headline
is the first presidential debate of twenty twenty four. Yeah, it was last
night, arguably unlike anything our nation has ever seen before. He had President
Biden stumbling at times during the night, which reportedly is sparking a lot of
concerns among Democrats over his age and his ability to take on Donald Trump.
In November. Meanwhile, Trump seemed to try and deflect his actions during the
attack on the US Capitol. He ignored some questions and dismissed accusations that he
had had an affair with porn star Stormy Daniels. So those were the big
takeaways, and then for me, the takeaway was afterwards, CNN, did
you hear me CNN was being critical of Biden. What Yeah, one of
the top strategists for Obama, David Axelrod, raised the possibility of contested Democratic
convention, saying there are going to be discussions about whether or not he should
continue. So apparently there were also news services reporting that multiple Democratic elected officials
were almost in a state of panic after Biden's performance, And then you know,
the fact checkers were showing that both candidates got a couple of facts wrong
on both sides. Yeah, the only thing. I still don't think they're
going to replace Biden, but I don't know. After yesterday that came up
so much. That was the biggest comment, like, Okay, do we
need to do a switcher ruin here? Who are you gonna switch out with
the only person that would really crush and I know, Michelle Obama. Yeah,
Gavin Newsom is what twitter is said. Yeah, because he was there,
they were talking to him about a bunch of stuff beforehand. Interesting,
he's the governor of California. Yeah, okay, Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know why he is. When I was there reporting, he
wasn't. He was being investigated for a ton of stuff. When I was
there reporting the news. So I've got a good looking slick back hair guy
hate straws. Okay, the US Army is no longer allowed to sponsor the
south By Southwest Festival in Austin. Organizers announce the Army cannot no longer sponsor
south By Southwest. Organizers announced that that ban includes all companies who engage in
weapons manufacturing. So dozens of artists had dropped out of the festival this year
in protests of the ongoing war between Israel and Hamas, and at the time
Governor Greg Abbatut social media saying, look, Texas proudly supports the military,
but now that's going to be a new criteria for sponsors. Army you can
sponsor. You can sponsor this show. Army anytime, anytime you want,
Army, you can sponsor this show. Hey, just don't ask for help
ever. Wow. Okay, there is a photo going viral online at a
convenience store. It's showing two signs on the front door of it. One
says closed for sex and the other says be back in thirty minutes. Thank
you getting that talk to us, Alex. Wow. So there are a
lot of it went viral and the comments are very fun underneath. Someone pointed
out how you can see a wet floor sign inside the place. Other people
had jokes about the need for thirty minutes when like maybe, like that's too
much time forty seconds and then someone said weird flex but I respect it.
Of course, there's a good chance it is all just a joke. But
you know, even if you needed something from that store, you can't be
mad. I mean, if it's real, it's like you understand more.
Just go tap them up after it. We should be playing Afternoon Delight right
now. Oh my god. Okay, let's talk about Taylor Swift because she
is literally one of the most influential people on the planet right now, especially
for young girls, because she went for president, she's thirty five. She
would win. But is that a good thing? There is a writer for
Newsweek who doesn't seem to think so. Now, this guy toxic, I
don't even yeah, it's super John Max something. He wrote an opinion piece
called Taylor Swift is not a good role model, and then he just goes
on and say this is why for starters, she's unmarried and childless at the
age of four. At the old age of thirty four, a woman what
she should be doing with her body is Harrison Bucker, a writer for Newsweek.
Okay, oh god god, He says, we must ask if her
personal life choices are ones we want our sisters and daughters to emulate. Being
billionaires. Yeah, I would love if my sister was emulating. If you're
not on board with that one, it's understandable. But it's somewhat related to
the author's next point, which says Taylor's revolving door of relationships. Would any
loving parent reading this want their daughter to date twelve different men in the span
of just a few years. And then and then he says, Taylor attacks
the patriarchy, but she today strong influential men, celebrities who embody significant social
and economics. Pout, all right, this guy so jealous. You're trying
to sell some magazines and he will he will. True. That's it.
I mean, it's will he sell them or will he get the whole magazine
shut down by the swifties? Both? Okay, it's making good luxer.
It's making a list of the biggest alternative rock bands of the nineties and leaving
Nirvana off the list. Yeah, you don't do what he's doing. I
respect the hustle. But like he's going to get the backlash for this.
Newsweek is going to get the backlash because you deserve that. If he published
an article on how awesome Taylor Swift is in Newsweek, we don't mention that
week. There's just another article that's out there. We don't mention it on
this show. Yeah, well, Taylor Swift be making as much money as
she was black. That's the real articleation. That's your op ed. I'll
start writing that one. Written by Steven A. Smith. All right,
what do you got? Lincoln Park is announcing an upcoming vinyl release. They
are releasing special vinyl editions of three classic Lincoln Park albums, Hyper Theory,
Mediora, and Midnutes to Midnight. These are limited editions, so three thousand
copies each and they come with original artwork and new slip cases. So if
you want to check it out on the music blog page, that'll be there
for you. Those are using sidlines Goo Alex. The Astros are back in
action tonight. They're gonna open up a weekend series with the Mets renew Blanco
will be on the mound for the Stros. Have we be going up against
Jose Quintana of the Mets first pitches at sixteen. You can listen to the
game on our sister station, Sports Talks seven ninety Astros trying to go for
that eighth straight win. In basketball, the second round of the NBA Draft
is yesterday. The biggest story from the second round had to be the NEPO
baby, Bronni James getting drafted by the Lakers. His agent did tell other
teams not to draft him because if they did and it wasn't the Lakers,
that he was going to go play in Australia. Rockets, though they traded
their forty fourth overall pick, Pelee Larson from Arizona to the Atlanta Hawks in
exchange for forward aj Griffin, who was the sixteenth pick in the twenty twenty
two draft. In soccer, the USA got jobbed by referees against Panama yesterday,
so we're not going to talk about that. Houston DINADFC, though,
they'll be back in action tomorrow night taking on Charlotte FC Shell Energy Stadium.
That's gonna start at seven thirty. You can watch it on Apple TV and
UFC. Three h three is tomorrow night in Las Vegas. This card was
originally supposed to be the Connor McGregor and Michael Chandler fight, but McGregor had
to pull out because of an injury. So it's gonna be Alex Pereira trying
to defend his light heavyweight title against Yeerie pro Hoske in the main event.
Man Cards starts at nine. You can watch it on ESPN plus pay per
view. That is what's going on in sports, Glenn writes in he said,
dude, the Democrats need to put John Stewart on the ticket. Does
he want to do that? I don't think so. It's a lot of
work. He didn't even want to work every day at the Daily Short just
money. I don't think he wants to run the country. I don't know.
Maybe he does The rod Ryan Morning Show, The buzza Friday Friday,
Free Friday. He got a free Bam Friday, Free Bam Friday, right
fday Day fayntty four or five, The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan
Show. Let's go over to the phones here. Hello, Hello, well,
yeah, hello, Hi? Who's this? Hi? Goody? Good
morning to you. I'd love to call you by your name. What is
it, Britney? Good morning, Brittany, How are you I'm doing good.
How about yourself? So great? So great? A. I got
a presidential debate hangover. I was just a party and I had a kegger
at my house and then the debate was over at nine thirty. And then
things really kicked in when we watched them talk about it for five hours afterwards,
things got nutty. Yeah, okay, that none of that happened,
Brittany. Would you like some beer? I definitely would. Let's go.
We're gonna get you the second case of beer today thanks to our friends over
expects. Britney, where are you from? Rick? All right? Do
you mind up me asking? Did you watch the last night? Did you
get involved in that nonsense? Or no? I did not? I It's
okay, Yeah, I mean Chili said he watch Chili tried. Do you
think Chili was up to nine thirty watching the two oldest man on the planet
argue about golf? Well, he was watching time selling. Nay. But
it's like a little hypocritical of me to be like, you can't even see
it awake And then I couldn't even know. Yeah, it's like an hour
in. I was like, all right, can we don't worry about it?
Brittany? You didn't miss anything. Enjoy your beers, Okay, have
an awesome weekend. Thank John so much. I appreciate it. It's really
Brittany, I really appreciate you. I like your energy. This morning,
free beer Friday specs. I got two cases left for you, straight up
at eight, straight up at nine o'clock. But a thirty percent chance of
rain, partly cloudy. Skuy's high in ninety five nothing over a twenty percent
chance of rain for Saturday and Sunday. Looks it be a pretty good weekend.
Ninety four will be yar will top out each and every day. If
you're looking to get a little nookie this weekend. New survey says American adults
sixty nine nice percent percent thank you for being there. Sixty nine percent say
seeing their partner doing this is a turn on. Talk to it, okay,
okay, that's really that's yeah, something that's a turn on. Sixty
nine percent of American adults seeing their partner do this is a big turn on.
In this cleaning for the wig serious, it is that the hottest thing
you can do. They didn't ask what type of cleaning, but it seems
like in the comments the general home cleaning mopping the kitchen floor, vacuuming,
dusting, putting things away, scrubbing the bathroom. I mean, the secret's
out. Okay, how many times have you gone directly from scrubbing the crapper
to like one of the hottest like poon sessions you ever had. I don't
think ever, because you don't scrub the crapper. Yeah, trying. So
the secret is out. Guys, gen Z and millennials, they are all
over this. The numbers are even higher the younger the person. They put
such a premium on clean cleanliness. They said that they want they'd rather receive
a gift of a clean house than something expensive. It's like they want that
as a gift. That's what my little sister said. I'm like, do
you need anything? She's like, someone to clean my apartment. I was
like, Allison, yeah, clean your damn apartment. That is that is
a huge thing. And women are through the roof on this twice as many
as men. They prefer this. So I love seeing that too. You
want some action, it's that in cooking cooking Yeah, yeah, you just
don't want to do anything. It's just something job about what are you here
for? It's like considering the other person. It's like, let me make
sure the space is nice and there's treat. You're not going to keep the
house clean. No better be getting a little action when I'm doing those things.
Oh okay, But I guess it works, though it would so if
you should go to jail and it doesn't put this plan into action this weekend,
Good Luck, Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternatives, and The Rod Ryan Morning
Show US ninety four or five, The Buzz, Good Morning, Rob Ryan
Show already seven twenty two, The Morning's Flying By. I got some Chain's
Addiction tickets coming up for you, Alex. I'm thinking maybe we should jump
huh jump around? I might be ready to I'm might be ready to do
some jumping coming up? Let me I don't know, let me just say
round. I might be ready to do some jumping. You don't worry about
it. Let's find out. Let's let's wind out, what slash, what's
trending place. The NFL is being ordered to pay almost five billion dollars in
damages after being willed to have violated anti trust laws. Jury decided that the
league conspired with DirecTV and other network partners to increase the price of NFL Sunday
ticket package. They did this from twenty eleven to twenty twenty two five billion
dollars in damages that they're going to have to pay. They will not pay
it, and it will be in appeals court for like the rest of our
lives. Okay, thank you. The original blue Swede shoes worn by Elvis
Presley are up for sale. Bidding for the legendary footwear. We'll start at
around seventy thousand dollars. The sales starts today. Go bit on them.
And then we've been talking a lot about Lebron James and his son. But
a top guard for you, of h Jamal shed is going to join the
Toronto Raptors. He was drafted in the NBA with a forty fifth overall pick
in the twenty twenty four draft draft. This is someone he got injured when
we were like were we in the final four and he got injured? Yeah,
so good for him that he that he's going to the next level.
Hey go, those are things that are trending on ninety four five, Bibuz,
Let's give away some tickets. I have Jane's Addiction and Love and Rockets
tickets all right, looking for cold number ten seven one three two. It's
become of a bit of fairly a fairly new tradition here on The Rod Ryan
Show on Friday, we like to jump. No, no, this isn't
the front. This is not the Friday tradition. Can we get the reel?
Do it? Can we get the real this? This is? This
is jump driving. Whale is drunk? That would not be good jump jump.
Also, we're breaking out. Where is our Friday tradition? Jeck On
there, he is there. I am the jack over there. This is
jumping jack flash, Yes, let me know what this is jump jumping?
Can we do our Friday tradition? Please? All right? Oh hell yeah,
I thought we'd never get here. Okay, while you're calling for those
Jane's Addiction tickets, let's do the unofficial official on a official official Friday show
of The Rob Ryan Show. It's House of pain. This is where we
jump around. It's ninety four or five the bus, Get up, puck
it in, let memic in it. I came in the wind battle me.
That's a sitting. I won't them aside. Don't get that up back
on, try later running out a whole cool act. Don't get up and
stand on your hands. Something you got the feelings, jump up us the
feeling most us a don't someone's fucking jump jump up ussel in the eye and
then I'll take the punks out. Feeling don't get camps and a chunk,
and I got more counting the stuff that a dumpkin go that shock chow num
fuck up, bucking the kids on the head. Put the mom in my
up. I came nick it down. I came nick it down. The
getting down to see jump around and jump around, jump around, the jump
around, then jump jump up and get down too, to tup to chump.
Tell to Tom jump, Tell to jump to Tom. That's so gas
I John macan rope the girls stuck, so I'm sacking your heart. Didn't
work to your moms. I came to drop palming. I got more rons
than the father's got his arms didn't Just like the Battle of the Son,
I returned. Didn't got anyone step but than me. You'll get burned because
I got there it, but you ain't a got it it. Come your
battle with a shotgun. What I need to don't you a focus? I
don't tell the death trying to step ten mis get taken last time I got
the girls, come get your pailte because what I shoot, I guess I
shimind the killed it. I can't nick it down. I can't nick it
down this all. Get up your seat and jump around, jump around and
jump around, Tom Brown jump jump and get down too. Tell tup,
tup, tell me up, till up, tell me chop, chill up,
tell tell tell didn't want you didn't then didn't want it. Then I'm
the cream of the crop, all right to the top. I never eat
a big because the pig is a car, my buddy. Yet I turned
my name. Am I gonna flats some that gume trying to play me up
like this if my name was sac But I ain't going out like no park
bitch, shoot you for oncetle, ain't on what I must sweet hop.
I'm around the get out when I can head and make your recom in the
morning and day. Think I'm coming a good shot. I'm coming a good
shine flicking out there. Hold me, I wait you, I came nick
it down, and I came nick it down thin for get up to seeing
Joe around and Tim Brown, then put timborrown, then put tomborrow, then
Jim bou down, chump, tell tell tup? What tell me? Tell
me? Tell me jump? What tell tell me? Tup? Chump?
Whats up? Tell tup? Tup? What chump? Tell me? Tell
to what up? Tell you top? Top? What up? Tell your
tough? T what up? Tell me your top? Jump? Then didn't
what? Then didn't? Didn't? Watch and then didn't? Yeah, ninety
four or five the buzz We like to jump around on Fridays, free beer
Fridays. That is. It just sets me in the right mood, man,
it really does. I hope it does it for you as well.
I hope you're on to a great start to your Friday and you have great
plans and awesome things to do this weekend. Nothing will turn your mate on
like cleaning your house or apartment. So if you're looking to stepping up in
the nookie department, do a little cleaning around the round the crib and you'll
get some leg Apparently thirty chance of rain partly cloudy pies them around ninety five.
Lots of calls here. We must be giving something away. Good morning,
brother Rod, that's me. Who's this Good morning James, James?
You call her number ten? What's up? Yeah, what are we giving
this guy. Oh James, you get the James addiction and love and rockets
tickets. Congratulations nice, Thank you so much, dude, Thank you so
much, man, thank you, thank you, thank you. James.
Have a great weekend. Okay. I love you guys. Thanks so much.
Man. I'll love you back. And I mean it when I say
it, I really do. There's James, everybody do. I got two
things I want to play you this morning. Ry. This is one of
those things where I appreciate the Internet. Have you found the YouTube channel?
There? I ruined it. No, We've done it on this show before
with the Black Keys, Oh, kidd of Beans. We've ruined songs today
Black Walter. Ever heard of the band live? Yeah? I love you
than they They will do stuff like that. So that's the theme of this
there. I ruined it, and they will do things to songs where you
cannot unhear it anymore. This one's a little different. They took they took
the word baby, which we can all agree is a very popular lyric in
probably a million songs. Okay, you might catch a little Britney Spears,
a little tea swift, a little Beabes, maybe a little Beyonce, maybe
a little Celine Dion. They'll go all the way back to the doors.
They'll throw it a little Lady Gaga, maybe some No Doubt, Queen,
Nirvana, Zeppelin. You might hear from all of them. They made an
entire song with nothing with using nothing but the word baby. I have this
for you. On the music blog page today they made an actual song too.
There was a melody there, there was I mean, they did something
there that was I had to take hours to do it, all of them,
those all the ones I know. So that's on the music blog page.
And then there's a Okay, two things, two things. Pearl Jam
just put out an announcement on their Instagram. They are canceling a show.
They said they feel horrible about it. I do believe a band when they
say that. I really do. They know that people are paying their hard
earned money, but especially when they're playing somewhere far away. M okay they're
doing They had a show scheduled in London and they said there's a sickness and
illness in the band and it breaks their heart. And I don't think that's
lip service. I believe them. We're not going to be able to do
the show tonight. We understand that people have done, spent a lot of
money, and probably have traveled a long way. There's one person that went
to London from the United States to go see Pearl Jam and it's been their
dream to see London and let's knock out my favorite you know, my dream
city and my dream band. Let's knock that out. There's one person that
did that. There's hundreds of people that made the trip to London. They
also said, not only are we not able to perform the show, but
we are canceling it. We are with the schedule that we have, we
cannot see a path to where we can reschedule this show right now. So
you're gonna get your money back, but that's not doing you any good when
you already have. Now you're gonna get to spend the weekend or a week
in London or whatever. But boy, if the reason you went there was
to see Pearl Jam, I that's the first thing that I think of.
And you know, I that person that is in the band that is sick.
They didn't get into specifics. They must really be sick. They really
must be sick to cancel like that. You don't want to do that to
your fans. I've gotta have another piece of music that is going to segue
from Pearl Jam into their lead singer, Eddie ved I want you to play.
Listen to this, Alex. You watched the first episode of The Bear
season three. I watched it twice now, okay, one of my favorite
things. Because you said they maybe get a little too artsy, I liked
it. What I think they do an amazing job is the music. Will
Co. I realized. I think will Co is in that like one hundred
times I Will Co is a Chicago band, I know that, but like
lots of r em Yes, lots of rim. The replacements were brilliant ac
DC if you want Blood. When they were opening up the restaurant forget Taylor
Swift. You know the song this is the Bear? Is it in the
first episode of season three? Okay, Eddie Vedder, I believe this is
the the English Beat. It's a cover song the Bear, and the music
is just second to none. Right now. They had to spend a fortune
of the songs, though is done so well. Eddie Vedder has released a
cover of The English Beats nineteen eighty two songs Save It for Later, for
The Bear now streaming on Hulu. Vetter announced this on Instagram and it's a
studio release and I guess he's previously he's gotten the guys in Pearl Jam to
perform it live with him, but this is him solo and he just put
this out and I got the video, well, at least it's he didn't
make a video for it. But if you want to hear the song that
we're playing right now, it's on the music blog page. This is a
great song. It's a real pop he's completely reimagined it and made it moody.
It's a real, in your face pop song from nineteen eighty two.
It's good, you're cute. But the Bear is on the level now.
Not only has it just swept every award show that any award that it was
up for it won, But now you're calling up Eddy Vedderan like, hey,
we want to use something in that we heard Pearl Jam do this live.
It's got the name recognition where you're like, coach, could you record
us a version of that so that we can put it in the show.
Yeah, I'm a fan, I'll do it right. And Eddie Better is
a big Chicago guy. Yeah, he's a big Chicago guy. I don't
know how the I don't know. I don't know if he's from there.
You remember he was like crying, wasn't it Craig Gas. He was crying
on Craig Gas's shoulder when the Cubs won the World Series because he was right
there. Yeah, and the other shoulder was Bill Murray. And then rubbing
his back was John Cusack. Yeah, from Illinois. He's from Evanston suburb
of Chicago. And that's why Chicago Pearl Jam always does a big thing with
Wrigley They played Wrigley Field, and there's a connection to Chicago there. If
you're watching The Bear My tweeted out the other night and I just was joking,
like was The Bear film in Chicago? Because they do a really good
job of showing everything in Chicago. But if you were like, who's this
band from just there? Like if you don't know the band, they're a
Chicago band. I still say it. It's the best show on TV right
now. It's really good. I was dumb thinking it was like, it's
really odd to the first episode. I watched it back and I was like,
I was just a dumb ass. I didn't get it, and I'm
like, but this is his first episode, is really good? Season three,
episode one, I'll hear this. Yeah, Oh, I can't wait.
He's rod Ryan's Free Beer Friday. Better what I'm drug on ninety four
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open phones Friday, the whole last hour and then boom. We had a
big announcement this week, Jelly Rolls coming to town playing the Toyota Center.
This guy just absolutely on fire right now. He's gonna sell out. He's
gonna sell out the Toyota Center. It's not gonna take him any time at
all. I wouldn't be surprised if the tickets sell out on Monday when they
go on sale. The tickets Toyota Center dot Com Monday, so win them
before they go on sale. Chili's gonna make you wait the whole damn show
to win those. Uh no, the show, we'll have those for you
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eight o'clock, coming up on the halfway point of the show. Already this
morning is flying by thirty, chance of raining too, partly Claudie Skies.
We'll top out at around ninety five. That's what you're gonna get all weekend,
the same high as ninety four for Saturday and Sunday. Good amount of
sun Yeah, summertime, guys, let's go. Next hour is those three
eleven A Wall Nation tickets at A twenty. Tessa has Houston's headlines. Okay,
the big headline is the first presidential debate of twenty twenty four. It
was last night, and it was unlike anything our nation has seen before.
You had Democrats hopeful that the debate would help reduce public concern about President Joe
Biden's age, but after the reaction for most of them was that they might
need a new candidate. Here. I mean, you have a Republican House
Speaker Mike Johnson saying President Biden's performance last night at the debate should be a
warning for the country. You have a lot of people fact checking president former
President Trump and saying that they got a lot of facts wrong. They both
did. Both candidates, in fact, got some things wrong, but it
seemed that Trump was more guilty than Biden. According to this report of an
actual rod, one of Obama's top strategists raised the possibility of a contested Democratic
convention and that and said that there's going to be discussions about whether or not
he should continue. Yeah, Democrats don't know what to do, like,
do we speak out, do we go? I mean, you either do
it now or you just prop or prop your man up. Yeah, they
don't know what to do. It's it's a weird thing to speak out on
right now because it shows that you're you know, you don't want to create
division in your party at this time. You don't want to do that RFKT.
There were no specifics on energy and on climate, but there was a
fight about golf. Well that was the important top and that was the only
time whoever was running the mute button, they let it off, and it
was a meme. It was the only time they talked over one another,
was talking about their golf scores and their handicaps. It was, it was.
It was ridiculous. It was absolutely ridiculous. But it wasn't the chaos
that I thought it was going to be. I know, there's a million
memes. I know it's the biggest story, but we don't we have that
walk away moment, you know, other than you know, senior moments that
they're talking about, and facial expressions are the big thing. But the mute
button kind of worked and it made it less chaotic and less entertaining. Well,
just like when like one of I think Biden's said a Trump like,
well, yeah, you had to carry your bags, so you up to
the task. It's like when that is the toughest thing that either of you
guys have to do, that's bad. Yeah. I think Biden winked at
him one time. There's a lot of fun winking overall. Just yea does
something to me? All right, So that was last night. Okay,
what else? What else? A more serious story, A pair of former
Uvaldise school law enforcement officers have been indicted over their response to the twenty twenty
two deadly school shooting. The former Uvalde police chief Pete Arredondo and former police
officer for the school Adrian Gonzalez now faced several felony charges of abandoning and endangering
a child. So that's a big report that's out today as well. All
right, let's talk about barbecue sauce. If you're bored with getting your caffe
fixed from coffee, nothing like a rack of ribs to wake you up.
Five hour energy, who Alex, you and I are fans of love?
Five hour energy. I don't touch this stuff. One day. Yeah,
because your face, like freezes I had sometimes were split one. I had
some weird nias in attack or something I haven't done one in ten years.
Really, Yeah, something happened to my face. I look like the elephant
man. They're at the counter gas stations like get BUCkies and stuff like that,
like you would like, don't throw one in there. Yeah, he
buys them in bold. I have a whole like little like box that my
wife set up at my house that I just grabbed one out of every single
day about five o'clock. Why don't you try to getting some sleep, bro,
and then you won't need it? Why would you have five hours of
sleep when you have five hours of energy? Okay, you are banned.
You are banned from this barbecue sauce. Five hour Energy isn't veiled a new
product for summer caffeinated barbecue sauce. The first drop of it was yesterday and
they sold out. There's giving away twelve ounce bottles through their website. The
flavor there's only one flavor, peach mango. That actually sounds kind of good.
That's a weird thing to only have one flavor. Why wouldn't you just
go with straight up barbecue sauce. No, no, dude, peach mango
is weird now. Each serving has sixty milligrams of caffeine. That's about as
much as a weak cup of coffee. Their press release says, look,
we just want to redefine what five hour energy is and can be right there
some new drops for this. So when it could be cocaine, like that
could be what it really is. Okay, let's die. Sweet baby coke
not for babies. Adults only, adults only, okay. Stranger Things fans
quickly fell in love with Joseph Quinn as Eddie Munson in season four of Stranger
Things, only to have him rip in the finale. Sorry spoilers, guys,
he died in the finale. There are there is some hope for fans
to see Eddie again, because Joseph says he loves to reunite with the Stranger
Things crew and that they're working very hard to land the plane. It's been
a long time that they've been working on that, and they're going to deliver
in a pretty epic way. I have no doubts. It sounds like he's
coming back to me. It could just be flashbacks like that. That's fine.
And I'd be here for it. By the way, when is Stranger
Things coming back? Those kids are probably thirty now. This is just it's
great for things that you guys are all still friends and have time to hang
out. I saw that we're adults now. They stayed's shooting at Hawkins High
School because they were demolishing the like set where the high school was. So
go to Hawkins College. Now you go to Hawkins College. Yeah, going
to be forty five walking around as a sophomore. Ozzy Osborne and Levy from
Motorhead were great friends. But could you imagine them fighting crime together. Sharon
Osbourne say she's working on a cartoon featuring Ozzy and Lemmy as superheroes. She
says it's irreverent and funny and hopefully somewhat somebody would buy that and they'll go
out. We're excited about it. So there aren't a ton of other details
except Sharon would like more money, let me as you know. As you
know died on December twenty eight, twenty fifteen, just four days after his
seventieth birthday. So I'd be a way to kind of, like, you
know, honor him. But Alex said, just what kids want to see.
You know, two old men that are you know, one may not
close and what but the Osbourne's Ozzy Osbourne was a classic rock guy when the
Osbournees were on TV, and it opened him up. There's something appealing about
him because he does try to be young and cool. He doesn't try.
Even that commercial that we heard of him yesterday where he was talking with the
kids and the kids are like, what are you talking about? Old guy?
Like, you know what I mean? And he's talking about her.
He is who he is, Ozzie is so he his marketing team. We
could say whatever we want about shared, but like they get it. They
know how to market stuff and they're not trying to put this cartoon out for
fifty year old people. Like younger people will watch a cartoon with Ozzy.
Mom, who's let me, Well, he died before you were born,
son, this is him. Yeah, let's say let me he's not cool.
Oh I didn't let he's a badass that his dog know. Kids are
gonna be I mean any who he is. No, they don't, but
they'll know, but they'll find out. They'll like it. Fought crime,
right, mom, go ahead. Astros are back in action tonight. They're
gonna open up a weekend series that the Mets trying to build seven game winning
streak right now, Blanco is gonna be on the mound for the Stros,
going up against New York's Jose Quintana. First pitches at six ten. You
can listen to it on our sister station, Sports Talk seven. Ninety.
Second round of the NBA Draft is yesterday. The biggest story from it was
the NEPO baby Lebron James's son, Bronni James, getting drafted to the same
team as his dad, The Lakers. Yeah, I don't know. They
basically told his agent was calling team saying, hey, if you draft him,
he will go play in Australia and said it for you. So they
pretty much said the Lakers are gonna take it and let the Lakers. Tree
needs to play and it's but it's weird. Though he played like five games
in college. He had the heart thing. Not knocking him for that,
but like he didn't play very much in college. Very rare that you would
get that little playing time and then be a draft pick by the Lakers.
But it keeps Lebron big Lebron in your on your team out that everybody should
somebody should have tried to hold him hostage and be like, look, we're
taking Lebron James's kid. If you want him, here our here's our asking
price. Yeah, Lebron, We're not gonna play him ever. We're gonna
let him sit on the bench. We're not gonna do anything with him.
If you want him, Lakers, come get him. Yep. Nobody did
that. They should have. They should have. Rockets should have done out.
That would have been funny. Rockets did trade the forty fourth overall pick
Pele Larson from Arizona to the Atlanta Hawks in exchange for forward A. J.
Griffin, who was the sixteenth pick in the twenty twenty two draft.
In soccer, Houston Down and FC is gonna be back on the pitch tomorrow
night. They're gonna host Charlotte FFC at Shell Energy Stadium. That's gonna start
at seven thirty. You can watch it on Apple TV and UFC. Three
h three is tomorrow night in Las Vegas. This card was just originally supposed
to be Connor McGregor and Michael Chandler, but McGregor had to pull out because
of an injury. But the Alex Pereira trying to defend his light heavyweight title
against Eerie pro Hoska in the main event. That man card starts at nine.
You can watch it on ESPN plus pay per view. I do have
somebody I'd like to mention, the Uri Prohaska from Chechia Chechi. The Czech
Republic just changed his name and not tell anybody. I feel like, oh,
they do that all the time over there, but it's Czech Republic?
Did they just not like the Euros calling it che Now? I was like,
no, you know what's not over there anymore? Constantinople. It's not
around anymore either, But like check you at your mouth country, right,
you just change the name of though, so they get wild. They changed
like a memo. Chatty here. That's all I have to say. All
right, I got that. Easton's Rocking Alternatives, The rod Ris The Morning
Show from six to ten AM ninety four or five. Buzz you care do
you want free? You know your shup bitch ship Beer Friday Friday, Bam
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Ryan Show, Good morning. How are you doing today? So awesome?
I really am. I'm in such a great mood right now. How are
you? How are you? I'm going to be in a better mood.
I get some beer today. Yeah you do? Your caller, ten y.
It's so awesome. It's Friday. Where's my bell? There you go?
Yeah? What's your name? Jasmine? Jasmine? You got case of
beer at number three? Where are you from? Clover Leaf? Clover Leaf?
All right? Enjoy your beers. You got big plans this weekend.
We're going to have a party. Yes it sounds always say for everyone's free
beer Friday. We're going to have a party night free Friday, Alex,
do it all right, job, Jessmine, have an awesome weekend, have
a great party. Enjoy your free beers, and thank you for listening.
Okay? Absolutely, Happy fourth of July, Happy early fourth of July to
you. I think we got a big pride celebration going on here this weekend?
Do we not believe we do? It doesn't matter if you love him
or capital h I M M. I got an email here from somebody,
let's play guess who emailed rod. Okay, it's Pride bitchad cornbread for the
wind, cornbread for the wind. She must be worried about not getting through
for open phones Friday. I look forward, I mean I always look forward
to cornbread. She comes, she hangs out with us at different events,
and she's always just she's a walking. She's a walking like she's a walking
rainbow stick of dynamite. Right, she goes happy Pride weekend, bitches.
That's right, It's finally here, she said. Pride Houston three six five
dot org is the website for all the celebration info, parade routes, festival
schedule, et cetera. Maybe convinced Tessa to tweet or x that out.
Yeah, Esa, sure do that, she says. That being said if
yeah, it's Pride bitch. And then every emoji they make every gay emoji
possible, she just threw those at me. She's in the middle of packing
for the weekend. One suitcase for clothes, one for accessories and shoes,
two separate bags. There, let's go come Monday. None of you guys
will need to post six picks. I'm sending in all twenty four to Chile.
Hah. She says, your favorite lesbian walking firework cornbread with thank you
Jess. Our favorite lesbian bar, Pearl Bar. I saw on their Instagram
they're getting ready for this week and Pearl Bar they added like thirty new bathrooms
they're gonna be lift. Yes, I'm pearl Blacker. I know, I
know I already mentioned her email, but I hope she gets through on open
phones, because uh, there's nothing like her letting us. Her calling me
a bitch is something that I always I always look forward to. All Right,
we're gonna give you some three eleven a Wall Nation tickets on the flip
of this braak. We'll tell you what's trending. We'll get a w rec
check in there. Come on marcand Alternative where he is to the rod Ryan
Larning Show six to ten am. The Buzz ninety four or five The Buzz.
Welcome back, rod Ryan, Shump got some tickets, come in your
way. We have weather this weekend. We're gonna have weather this weekend.
I just found that out. Thirty percent chance of rain today, partly cloudy,
high of ninety five, nothing over a twenty percent chance of rain for
the rest of the weekend, mid nineties. What's trending. Court's going to
decide whether or not to dismiss the charge against Alec Baldwin in the Rush shooting
case. A decision on whether to dismiss that charge could come today. He's
accused in the accidental shooting death of the cinematographer on the movie set. He
filed a fifth to have the charge dismiss Monday, arguing that some of the
evidence had been destroyed. So we I think a lot of people are looking
to that for some celebrity news to drop down today. Okay, so the
draft, all people talking about is Bronnie joining lebron James. But there's this
one kid who apparently he has a Mormon girlfriend. He's twenty. Oh Kyle
Phillipkowski. Yeah, okay, he's twenty. His girlfriend's twenty eight, and
apparently they started she was his babysitter and they started dating when he was in
high school. She went to the prom with him when she was like twenty
four. And apparently his it's I don't know, but his brother and his
mom both were tweeting when he got drafted because he got drafted to Utah.
Apparently she's had Mormon brainwashing him and had him write a letter to their family
saying that he was like cut off from them, like he can't talk to
them. But Kyle Filipowski's a bitch that flips a lot. So who flops
a lot? I remember he's the duke guy that I think he was murdered
when he got stepped one one time. Yes, I didn't take anybody else,
I do remember that. But this is okay. This is some of
the juicy draft news that's coming out of Soaking over there and Mormonia, go
oh my gosh. Also the Fanny Friday is doing well. Yesterday sixty gram
Thursday and yesterday's looking at a criminal blog page also doing well. So get
over to links and guests and check out our our links that are performing rather
well today. That's what's trending. On niney four five to the bus.
Let's give away some tickets. I have a Wall Nation, three eleven,
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five the Bus. There we go fuck ninety four five the Bus, Good
Morning, rod Ryan Show, Rise Savior over to the phones we go.
Good morning, Good morning, Well hello, who's this Jack? Jack?
Welcome to the show. How are you today? I'm doing to it.
I'm gonna work right now, hiding out. What do you do for a
living? I'm a pipe fitter? Okay? My dad was. I just
telling somebody that story yesterday. I promise I was. My dad was a
pipe fitter for a short period of time. I have never fit a pipe
in any other pipe ever. I wouldn't know where to start. Just half
a man that I am. Jack? Your collar? Ten? Congratulations?
Where's your Yeah? What are you doing? You're eleven digits? Say all
nation in mere? Those are yours? All right? I'm yeah, I'm
excited about that. Really? Three eleven? Are you like in some weird
closet in the shop where the boss won't see you? Now I'm hiding behind
a shield and a bot. That's awesome today for some contor ticket. Yeah,
dude, Yeah, you gotta do what you gotta do. Congratulations,
Go back to fitting those, go back to fitting pipes. Night. All
right, Jack, have a great weekend. Hang on, Chilie's got to
talk to you next though. Okay, So hang on, I'm reading this
article before the show today and it talked about parents. Very few parents are
on record as saying that, you know, I just didn't save enough of
my kid's memories because I'm in that thing right now, and Alex is going
to start to think about these things as well. What are you going to
save? You know what? You what are you going to hang on to?
So right now, right now, my kid looks like a pirate.
Okay, she's missing teeth everywhere. The two front ones are gone. She's
so funny looking on. I get such enjoyment out of her talking now,
and the two main front teeth are both gone. And her mom's doing a
good job. She's saving all that stuff. My question this morning, because
I'm reading this and the most kept thing is photos children, your children's artwork.
I can't even imagine what your mom's got over at her house. I
can't even imagine that. Awards, certificates, you know, obviously, videos,
but you know, cards and letters, these are all like the most
thing, These are the most popular things that parents kept. My question on
I put it up on Facebook early this morning, what's the most ridiculous thing
that you still have that you now have from your childhood? And it was
only a couple of years ago that I got rid of. Now this is
I graduated high school in the eighteen hundreds. But they gave you a beer
mug with the logo on it, and the girls got like a Champagne flute
with the logo of the prom on it, and whatever the name of the
whatever the song was that you know, the song of your prom, and
then the garter. I had that in a box. I had prom stuff
in a box. And then I had my Yeah well that I took from
the Bitto Peri that I got from the Bitto Perri. Afterwards I had that
in a box. It moved from north tona Water, New York, and
then I took it. Then I said, okay, I need this.
So I took it to New Orleans, and then I took it to all
but in New York. Then I took it back to New Orleans. Then
I brought it here. Then I brought it to another house here and then
I said, enough of this. It is the dumbest thing ever. Why
would you have Who wants this? I mean, I know I probably have
stuff I feel no I did, I purged, I still have. I
had four boxes labeled junk I had four big heavy boxes labeled junk, and
you know what was in there, junkunk. Yeah. I feel so much
better, Alex in a second, because so people are answering stuffed animals.
There's a lot of teeth, there's a lot of locks of hair. My
sister's got a lock of hair somewhere at my mom's house. Still, my
herse her first haircut, big ponytail that was chopped off. It's shit in
my mom's house in a rubber band. Still, it's weird. You didn't
want to say get donated. I don't think locks of Love was a thing.
Lisa Hinton Schultz. She has the cast from her left arm when she
was nine. Okay, but why from mine? I had a dinosaur cast.
I'm pretty sure my mom probably sid does your mom? Still, mom,
if you're listening, just send me like a text of all this stuff.
You have to throw it away if you can hear us, throw it
away. Okay, So she's saving it hoping that you want it someday.
Is there anything that your mom has? Is there anything that your mom has
that you might want now that you have a child, is can you think
of anything? I like toys that we had as kids that you can play
these I got sure might like Power Rangers, Remember the Power Rangers where you
can flip the head and then the mask. It's not going to care.
I have all my baseball car My kid's not gonna want those. You want
any of that? Guys, I have my train sets. She's not.
Friends are cool? Kid's not gonna want that. She doesn't want any of
it. What do you have? You have anything you You don't want any
of that stuff? Why? What if know? Does your mom she hung
on the stuff? Mom? Okay, so we did to my Our house
had a fire, so she had a lot of good pictures and some memorabilia
stuff. But I think it got like lost and I was never sentimental to
it anyway. So probably like a lot of like old like tapes and videos
that I wish I could still watch my sister like that. I want,
like I want to see us and the babies when they were young, like
that's what I liked. But rather than that, I'm looking for like a
weird like do you think your mom has a cast? Yeah, dinosaur cast.
I felt the monkey bar in like kindergarten, and I think I brought
I brought my right arm and yeah, I'm pretty sure she still has that
cast. Wow. Probably Yeah. Casts stunk after a while. She had
We had like a storage room in my parents house and she cleaned it out
a couple of summers ago and was like showing me all the stuff she was
throwing out and was like, do you want any of this? And it
was all like every like trapper Keeper I had in school. I was like,
no, what am I gonna do with my eighth grade trapper keeper?
Mom? You but I was like, oh, you saw that. It's
a nice thought, but that's all it is. It's a nice thought.
Other than that, it's just John, I might pitt this up to the
top. I think it's really really funny to think about the ridiculous things that
parents kept. And then they said, do you want this? The only
thing I can think of with that cast? And you you're the only one
that will get this. Casts used to smell like wet hockey equipment. We
have plenty of that. That's that's what the inside of it. Like.
I never had a broken, but my buddy has broken. I was like,
hey, and we want to smell this? Like oh, I was
like he as a kid, I get a dude, You're just like,
yeah, that is gross. Gross. Why make me smell it? I
don't know why I can smell it? Rotten cucumber and old oh hennies,
there's summer with the Rod Ryan Show. Oh yeah, on ninety five The
but but some forty one land Mines. They're coming to town. Tickets available
log onto the buzz dot com. They say it's the last time they're going
out on tour. We'll see tickets left on the show today. We've burned
through everything. I guess we've got those Jelly Roll tickets. We'll give you
those on know the show before we get out of here. And I could
tell by the emails yesterday and uh and the phone calls that were coming in.
It's a big deal that Jelly is coming to town. Toyota Center.
Tickets will go November twentieth. Is the show Chaboozy? Yeah, I'm obsessed
with Chaboozy right now. I'm obsessed. It's gonna be He's got What's on
London's coming right So at some point this weekend, and I know at most
points of this weekend we'll be doing our little watching YouTube. Everybody gets to
take a turn watching songs I'm going full Shaboozy every time it comes around to
Dad's turn Chaboozy. Okay, I can't wait. So Shaboozy's on that bill.
So jelly Roll tickets. People are really really excited about it. Tickets
go and say on Monday for jelly Roll and my man, he's not my
man. Okay. I don't know if you guys knew that, but I'm
he's now my man. Chaboozy my man. Yeah, I love it.
I love it. I like most toes well toes. I does this murder
make me look gay? That's the name of a podcast. Yeah. They
won't give me a they won't give me a promo ever, that we're promoing
every hour like we're promoting every outcast. All right. I mean I write
all of my podcasts out skipped it, but I don't advertise it as that
great. You licked pats toes, can I like your brat? Maybe,
dude, that's studio and take that obviously. If you're not like pretending to
be Angela Lansbury and licking toes, I just don't know why. If you
hear iHeart pushing something about licking toes, I don't know why. You're not
licking toes in your podcast, and then they'll push yours. Yeah. I
don't feel like they will, or change the name licking toes, or change
the name. Does this gravy make me look? Ay? Okay, I'll
change it, Okay, So they'll push it. Then five hour Energy caffeinated
barbecue Sauce has its own blog page today. Then there's a food blog page
today. Are food trucks still as popular as they were five years ago?
It seemed like food truck was a conversation. You'd see them all over.
I still see them. They've been around forever. But there was that movie
Chef with Jon Favreau, and it just seemed like and then the other one,
the five Year Engagement or whatever that kind of was food trucky. There
was some food truck movies. It just seemed like it peaked out for a
while. My friend had a food truck. Is it still big? I
don't huge. I think it's now just an option. I don't know if
it's like a food truck like Frenzy, but yeah, late nighties, late
nighties. I think people look at it is like that's a respectable business.
Now you have a food truck like before it was some pipe dream, but
they were pop up. I know if you work downtown and they'll have like
food truck Day even in our building here in the Galleria every day the Ryan
Building, Thanks, there's like every time, and then there's like a food
truck out front. So but it seemed like there were food truck yards popping
up every still remember is there still that a couple of them? Okay?
And then bars have entirely like ditched the kitchen and fat like food trucks.
All right, Happy National Food Truck Day today. More on that on the
food blog page. And then, of course, only in New York,
apparently a very fancy restaurant, they are selling a single mozzarella stick for fifty
dollars. It's a huge No, okay, it's just matsis regular. Do
you think it's gonna be like a you think it's gonna be a foot long
mozzarella stick? Yeah, No, it's a single monzarella stick. It's a
normal looking mozzarella stick. It's fifty dollars. Oh, it's topped with caviare
You can see this and more on the food blog page. Rock and all
tearing very soon. The Rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten am ninety four
five The buzz lit my own worst enemy, Rod Ryan's show, Free Beer
Friday. I've got one case of beer left to give you. Thank you,
Specs for the beers today, and then we'll roll right into open phones
Friday. You guys better come in hot today for your open phones. What
do you want to talk about? Just about anything goes. Thirty percent chance
of rain today, partly cloudy, high of ninety five. I see nothing
over a twenty percent chance of rain. Good amount of sun Saturday and Sunday
ninety four will be the high. All right, let's get after it one
final time. Tessa as Houston's Headlines. So last night was the first presidential
debate of twenty twenty four, and I guess this morning is more like a
reaction story. That's what you'll be seeing on the news in the local channels
if you didn't watch it last night. Democrats were hopeful that the debate would
help reduce public concern about President Biden's age. But after the debate, I
think a lot of Democrats are realizing they might need a new candidate. So
there was plenty of criticism of what was characterized as mis information said by former
President Donald Trump, but most of the talk has been the poor performance from
President Joe Biden. News services reporting that elected officials were almost in a state
of panic. The Democratic elected officials were in a state of panic after Biden's
performance. So yeah, we're just gonna have to wait for that. There
are reactions pouring in from all sides of the aisle, so both sides of
the isle. The US Army is no longer allowed to sponsor the south By
Southwest Festival in Austin. Organizers announced that the band will also include all companies
who engage in weapons manufacturing. Dozens of artists dropped out of the festival this
year in protests of the ongoing war between Israel and Hamas, and at the
time, Governor Greg Abbott took to social media saying Texas proudly supports the military.
It's a big local story gone around today. There is a photo going
viral online. I mean, have you ever came upon a story found at
Locke and it's like they've got like a be back soon sign or a clothes
sign. Well, this one has a sign. Well two signs in front
of a comedian store. One said close for sex and the other said be
back in thirty minutes, thank you. So lots of fun comments from the
internet, people saying thirty minutes, so that's probably like sexa's the thing that
long? And then someone said it d weird flex but I respect it,
So there's a good chance that it's a joke. But if they're serious,
respect is the son on the inside of the door or on the outside of
the door. If it's on the outside of the door, I think it's
fake. It's on the inside, Okay, maybe on the outside of the
door, and there was a tie along with the sign, I would have
I would have believe it's on the front of the door, and the signs
are both crudely written, like they're not like professionals. Like it's like someone
wrote a note stuck it on there, so like for real. So I
yeah, I'd love for it to be real. I would love to think
that you just got to knock it out right in the middle of your shift.
It's like, listen, you're gonna have to get your six packs somewhere
else, bro beef jerky down down the street. I have to have some
sex right now. Let's talk about this Newsweek writer because he wrote an opinion
piece called Taylor Swift is not a good role model. And you know,
given the fact that Taylor is literally one of the most influential people on the
planet right now, she is a queen. Let's hear why, let's hear
why he feels that way, the toxic man. Well, no, he's
he's talking about her, He says, Well, for starters, she's on
married Alex, she's does not have a husband. How dare she be independent
and without children? Childless? The thirty four surprised they let a man write
this article in this week. Yeah, we shouldn't Newsweek. I feel like
very brave. I feel like Newsweek is brave because they know they know the
swifty armies in the nation, how they go after people. But he says,
look, we have we have to ask if her personal life choices are
ones we want our sisters and daughters to emulate. Has a breakup ever been
her fault? Yeah, well it's a point, it's a POV. Did
she did she write about that? Well, she didn't write it was her
fault. She cheated on one of the dudes, right, Yeah, back
to December, she talks about how you know she just regrets it. Okay,
so she didn't. Oh, there's a plan. There's plenty. There's
not as there's not as many, right, but there are definitely things where
she's like, hey, it's me. I'm the problem. It's me.
Sometimes she's down bed. She can't have us, you know, you know
a little too much. Like My Favorite Records is releasing special vinyl editions of
three classic Lincoln Park albums, Hybrid Theory, Mediora and Minutes to Midnight.
They are pre assigned, I mean they are one step pressings and there's only
three thousand copies each, so they'll have original artworks, I mean, slip
clicks, slip cases. We have all the informations about that on the music
blog page. Those are two sins headline, go ahead, Alex. The
Astros are back in action tonight. They are on a seven game winning streak.
The Mets are also one of the hottest teams in Baseball two, so
this should be a good series. They're gonna be up in New York on
the road. RENW Blanco is gonna be on the mount for this dress going
up against the Mets. Jose Kinkana first pitches at six' ten. You
could listen to it on our Sister station Sports Talk seven ninety. In basketball,
the second round of the NBA draft is yesterday. I feel like we
should be able to say that the NBA is not the NFL, and it
should not have two days of a draft. It was too much. Probably
right, it was too much, I'm openly but the biggest thing from yesterday
was NEPO baby Brownie James getting drafted to the Lakers so we can play with
his dad. The Rockets, though, did trade their forty fourth overall pick.
NHL draft tonight inside in the sphere in Vegas and this fear and it's
gonna be awesome. And I guarantee you they're not going to interview the players
like your mom died, what do you think she would think? Right now?
That was the weirdest. That's always the weirdest part of the This is
their biggest night of their life. Let's ask them about their dead parent right
now. That's exactly what they want to do when they got the coolest job
ever. That's brutal. It's weird, But uh yeah, the NHL drafts
tonight. They're not gonna make a big deal about it, but it's in
the freaking spirits awesome. It's weird badass Rockets had trade the Atlanta Hawks for
Aj Griffin at forward from them. He was the sixteenth overall pick out a
duke in twenty twenty two. In Soccer uson Dinam websc's gonna be back on
the pitch Tomorrow night. They're taking on Charlotte FC at Shell Energy Stadium.
That'll start at seven thirty. You can watch it on Apple TV and UFC.
Three oh three is tomorrow night in Las Vegas. It was originally supposed
to be the Conor McGregor and Michael Chandler fight, but McGregor had to pull
out because of an injury, so instead it'll be Alex Pereira trying to defend
his light heavyweight title against Yeri Prohaska and the main event main cards starts at
nine. You can watch it on ESPN plus pay per view. That is
what's going on in Sports. Houston's Rock Houston's Alternative All Day and The Rock
Ryan Morning Show ninety four fives. Because Man Friday, You've got free Bam
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Rod Ryan Show. Hello? Hello? Who's this John? John?
How are you? I'm doing good? How you doing? Brother? Rod?
Great? Thank you for asking? Would you like a case of beer?
I would love a case of beer. I can do it, dude.
Hell yeah, Man, twenty years and six months later, still giving
away beer. I love it. Man, I've been trying to call,
never get through first time. Is this your first beer? Win? Get
there? Is it? Really? That's awesome? That's awesome? Bro?
Where are you from? John Cyper? All right, man, listen,
have a great weekend. You do say, I appreciate it. You know
what, I am going to do the same. I'm gonna I'm gonna do
the same. And I think I owe six picks because I didn't do it
last week your due. So I got six picks cornbread. Jess is doing
twenty four picks right, so we're gonna have like thirty solid pictures on Monday.
All right, I got six picks for the weekend, So yeah,
I have to have a good weekend. I gotta come up with something for
sure. All right, Well that's it for the beers. Man open phones
for Friday, Open phones for Friday, more like open phones Friday. Yay
told you guys that, Man, Wednesday was a huge day with Primary Federal
Credit Union in the match day. I was looking for you guys to spend
five thousand dollars in the store, and you spent and donated twelve over twelve
thousand dollars. Okay, retail stores websites don't do that kind of number,
those numbers, but I said, it's Friday, and maybe you got paid
mo Man David Brown. You can see him all the time at the Astros
games. He's like Rod So glad I could participate again. I just dropped
twenty backpacks in the store. Thank you for everything you do to the for
the community, Marin or Dave, thank you, Dave Man. Twenty backpacks,
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Thank you. If you aren't in the know, if you haven't checked out
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need you guys in that store. Okay, all right, open phones,
Big Texas Cat Daddy aka Dad Joke Guy aka ten other names. Good morning,
Hi, you are just a biscuit away. You were one call after
the beer winner. Sorry, dude, Oh that's okay. I really wanted
to Delfan brought Alex to chill his jeep up there. Yeah, yeah,
a good question, yeah, strong start of jeep. Question is this week?
Huh? So the answer is no, because maybe they don't know what
you're talking about. I made a bet with Alex about the Stanley Cup Finals
Game seven, and the only thing that I bet was twenty dollars and the
only the only thing that I paid up was what I bet twenty dollars.
Was there another question or a horrible joke or something? Hey, Rodes whatever?
Oh not the whatever not the whatever? Oh God? What was that
guy's name? I never heard back from him. That was a that's a
reference to something that happened in a fresh out of bed head to head game.
He's silent treatment us. Whatever do you sound? Try me? I
forgot his name. I heard from him Cliff Nod, Cliff Craig, Maybe
Craig Craig, angry Craig. I don't remember. He was angry something right.
Good morning, morning guys, Hey Garrett, good morning to you,
man. Welcome to open phones. What you got, man? I didn't
get in for freebrie of Friday. I've been calling all morning, but it'd
been nice to have a free beer on my birthday today. But uh,
I just want to day you'll, guys, hope you'll have a good weekend.
Stay safe and Trump twenty twenty four. Happy birthday, Garrett. Thanks
guys. What are you doing this weekend for your birthday? Oh? Well,
I'm working late tonight and then I'm headed to the river this weekend and
do some fishing and floating and drinking some beer. Sounds so good. Sounds
like a good week and Garrett, have a great birthday. Stay safe out
there. Adam the Cop, good morning, Good morning brother, Hey dude,
what you got? Oh Man, not much, I gotta say,
Man, I'm starting to like this air and go. I'm the fresh out
of big game right now. So he's the slowest. He's the slowest two
day winner ever. He is. He was the slowest one day winter.
Ever, he was a fresh fish before that. He beat somebody that actually
has played before. So I don't you know, I loving him because you
think that if he gets into the hall, you'll have a better shot.
If he gets in the hall playing like this, I mean that would just
be amazing. And there'd be so many players that's not gotten. You know,
Kenny cash Man and Big d they got knocked out earlier this year,
like they would be so mad if somebody like that got through playing slow.
Thanks for the thanks for the name drop on Kenny. That means I got
an email coming to me now. Thanks. Yeah, so a little game
we play fresh out of bed, head to head. Most of you know
at six twenty, the guy that's won two in a row has been the
slowest winner. I mean, we're I'm laughing during these games. They're moving
so slow. I told him today, glaciers move faster than what was going
on. And I told him to find another gear if he's going to win.
And he didn't find another gear and he still won like a knuckleball pitcher.
Yeah, that's exactly what he's like. So I'm enjoying it too,
Adam. I'm here for it. I can't wait for Monday's game. I
love the guy, yes, sir, and I want to wish their buddy
safe travels going off this weekend or the next weekend. Just be safe getting
on the roads out there, guys, and be safe for Fourth of July.
No drinking and driving. And I'm my BET's doing through on vacation.
Oh there you go, he's on vacation. That's Adam the cop. Everybody,
he doesn't want to give you a ticket, but he will, but
he will. He wouldn't give me a I don't know. Can we say?
We know? I mean, is is that enough when you can pull
over? Said? Hey, I don't Addam the cop? This is I
hope. So I got pepper spray once, but hey, layoff the pepper
spray. I know, Addam the cop and they lay it on heavier.
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the phones quick. I'm just gonna leave. This is a quick one.
Let's get a quick one. So we I think Hide the Fart was one
of maybe the three that you've ever liked to Ao Welsh, Hide the Fart
was I thought very good. Yeah, okay, so it was one that
Rod said was okay, this one is. You've already loved this one before,
so we're bringing it back. It's a Friday, let's not overthink it.
It's a little early to carve pumpkins. Alex, I love that one.
Heel slap bab Yeah, an oldie, but of goodie. It's a
perfect one for a Friday. Just move your cursor or your finger if you're
on your phone, you slide it from right to left or left to right.
The guys just there. You slap him with an eel climbing slap slap
fine slas same as slapped in Kirk. That's also a different one, Okay,
but I mean it's a very similar similar things. Flap the eel,
Yeah, just slapping, So slap the eel. We'll finish ride right show
pitch now. Okay. I said that we would want to get to the
phones. You're in luck. It's open phones Friday. Okay. How about
corn bread Jessica. Yeah, let's go be Pride Day. Pride a pride,
great remix, great remix. I already read. I read your email
on the air. This is cornbread jess She always leaves us with your favorite
lesbian you said that this is your this is your Marty Gras and Christmas and
Halloween and everything all on one right, this is your weekend, This is
my weekend, just mine, just me. Yeah, oh my god?
Now how soon? How long out from this weekend do you start planning your
outfit? I know that you're I mean, listen, you're a very colorful
dresser all the time when we see you out. But I mean, this
is where you gotta shine. So I already three weeks ago started planning everything
and shout out to my friends here powers for letting me stay at her place
gun in montro But I've got let's see, in one two case, I
have seven different outfits, and so because it's so because it's so hot,
right, So, Cora, listen, I don't think that Shania Twain goes
through that many outfits during a show. You have seven different outfits? Carrie
Underwood doesn't change seven times enough, honestly, it's pride. How many times
does hot? How many times does Taylor change throughout the show? Six?
Not even seven? Breads? All right? You know how many pictures are
we going to see on Monday? I will send at least twenty four of
that we'll be able to go up onto the blog here than you can decide
what your ex wait over? Oh yeah, can I yeah, I want
to see the ones that can't be shown on the website. Yeah, I
want one with every outfit though, the whole group. Okay, so here
is your this is your requirement. I need, like Alex said, I
need at least one picture of every outfit that you have, and then whatever
else you want to do, send that in. But I cannot wait to
see your picks from the weekend. I really can't. I can't wait.
All right, listen, have be safe, Yeah, have a great time
out there? Should we just keep this Lady Gaga playing gay murders? Right?
Don't look too many toes out there? All right? All right,
be careful, be safe. Lindsey, good morning, good morning. Hey,
welcome to open Phones Friday. Oh yeah, good luck. I'm exhausted.
What do you got? Well? This week has just been a really
awesome week. Tomorrow is my birthday, and then Tuesday I released my debut
novel congratulations. Wow. And my first question is is it just available as
an e book or do you have like a book with a binder and smelling
the paper and everything. What do you do? Ye? Actually the e
book isn't ready yet, but yeah, no, my I got signed by
an indie publisher, so it's still traditional publishing, but just on a smaller
scale. So it's a. It is available on Amazon, the paperback and
the hardcover. The hardcover actually sold out in the first like twelve hours,
so that was super exciting. Well but yeah, no, it's a.
It's a it's a legit book, like what and everything? How many books
sold? Gets you sold out? How many were sold? That's a fantastic
question. And I have no idea. Wow, okay, that's on my
that's on my publisher. I don't have like the so like there's the KDP,
the Kindle Direct publishing side, I don't have that account. I'm just
the faith. Can I teach you how to answer that question moving forward?
Rod, I'm the I'm the talent. I don't know those things. At
least it's at least five thousand. Oh okay, So lindsay, what's the
name of the book. It's called The Violet Mage. It's an adult romantic
fantasy Lately Violet. Yes, it is so great. Are you on book
talk? Of course, I'm on book talk. I live. Okay,
I am too, so it would you could consider it a book that would
be popular on book talk. It's like spicy and it's romantic and all of
that stuff. So check it out. That's awesome, and then congratulations,
Okay, got it. Let's let's tweet that out. Yeah, I'll five
thousand. It's awesome. That's amazing. Josh Tree, Hey, we're going
on. What's up with you, dude? Oh? Nothing much. I
just kind of wanted to know why Alex and I aren't going to the beach
and a jeep this weekend as we had jeep was not a part of the
bag. I can to do a jeep weekend with the boys, but now
he can. Robbie, good morning, how you doing this morning? Good
morning mister rd Tessey. You know who this is? Oh is number ten?
This is Is this the Coular tea in the hell? Yeah? Robbie,
what are you doing? Man? I haven't heard you on Well,
i've heard you, but I haven't haven't heard me since the last time I
did this right here? Yeah, yeah, open phones. But you haven't
won beer in a while. Now. I just popped the top on one.
Oh, you just cracked a beer right now. You didn't hear that?
No opening, Well, I could put it closer to the bone.
Now, why are you drinking beer already? Are you not working? It's
America number one, it's America number two. I'm not working this week?
And number three? Are you going to be working next weekend? Fourth of
July? We are off on the fifth, so fourth is on Thursday.
I think it falls on this year. So yeah, no, no,
no, we're going a long weekend this weekend. So now no free bee
Friday, no free beer Friday. Bro But oh man, that kills me
again. But I'm telling you you're the king. You're the king. I
mean that means evidently I'm not. Somebody called Lance said he was more there
than I am. There's a guy out there that claims that he has more
wins on free Beer Friday than Robbie. He says, he claims that.
But can you confirm the hits? O? Where's other? John? Oh?
No, are you confirmed to hit? And I want to know one
other thing, anything, Robbie, Okay, do you still have drops me?
Oh? I might sad but true. I used to remember ten years
ago every time you played sad but True when they stopped you would say,
good morning, mister rod I have that somewhere. You're so famous. I
gotta go look, I gotta go look all right, I gotta go look
for my Robbie folder. Bro, you gotta boulder on me. I think
so, I think I do. I love that. Say what do you
think about the astros? I think you know, you gotta get to five
hundred, then you gotta get to five oh one, Then you gotta get
to five oh two, and then after five oh two you want to get
to five oh three, and hopefully you get up to six hundred, seven
hundred and getting that eight hundred range. We're gonna be saying you need to
do it getting past the Marriagers. Yeah, as anyway as all fallfire,
Robbie always love your energy on the show. To me, he seems to
be still the king of free beer. Friday, it's another summer with a
Ron Ryan Show. Hello, summer is this THEI KINI really thick? How
fad is that? Rod Ryan? I will make your summer unforgettable? Tough.
This is the Ron Ryan Show. Days are so hot that could boil
your brain. On ninety four five the buzz Ball, Yes, Ron Ryan
Show, I got a couple lines open. It's not too late. If
you wanted to get in for open phones Friday. It's open phones Friday.
I just said that. I just said that seven one three two one two
nine four five. If you want to get through, Fernando, you've been
on hold, bro What you got, hey, brother Rod? I was
just calling to ask where should I go eat in New Orleans? Oh my
goodness, do you want to go fancy? Do you want to go in
with your shorts and T shirt? I mean you can, there's obviously everything
there. Yeah, no, I could do either one. I was just
I'm gonna be there for a couple of days by a solo. I thought
I would ask the man who knows where to go the Quintessential restaurant. If
you want to be fancy, I think you need a jacket. The two
Commander's Palace is nineteen oh five. I think it opened all right. That
is going to be the absolute like you went to the Goat, Gallatoise is
inside. The Quarter is on Bourbon Street actually, and that's another early nineteen
hundredth place that's super super fancy. If you need a burger, you go
to Portocol write it down. You go to portocol. If you want maybe
one of the best burgers you've ever had, you can't go wrong at Pierre
Masparro's. They planned the Battle of New Orleans in that building. That's another
seventeen hundreds building that's still up. Yeah, Cafe Masparro. That's a good
place for lunch. Going there with your flip flops and your T shirt and
your shorts. Lovecome, I hear good things about Drago's. Man. Okay,
best oyster I ever had, actually the only oyster I'll ever eat.
You gotta walk over to the Hilton and sit at the bar. Talk to
the guys that are making the oysters. They're all characters. You should be
a TV show, just the guys making the oysters. The barbecue oysters.
This is the one where they put the butter and the garlic and they just
char them on the grill, huge flame. It's amazing. You will not
go. You go in there with your shorts and T shirt onto all right,
best oysters. You're well right, all right, man, have a
great trip over there. Heather, you're next up on open phones. Hey,
what's up, brother Rod? What's up? Talk to me another queen
of all Rod Ryan Show games. Yes, what you got. I just
want to give a shout out to everybody that is helping donate for the backpack
for kids. We got several companies that are doing it, and I'm going
to turn in all the money over to y'all through the website on Wednesday.
Wow, so you were setting up you were setting up like drop boxes at
different places, right, Yeah, So we got several companies here at the
facility I'm at over here at air Products in Texas City, and then I
even have another safety manager over there at one of that's actually getting donations from
Triad and stuff as well. So several companies North Sard, Tarsco, Triad,
Burns, and mac or. Yeah, so we got Brown and Root.
We got a lot of people donating, and I'll get all that to
you. You my question to you, You would think, Kelly, that
I asked Heather to go out and do this. She did this on around.
She just said, Hey, can I go and raise funds? And
I work with a bunch of different places and I got a lot of connections.
Can I go and raise money for backpacks? I'm like, yeah,
it's pretty awesome. I mean, can I go raise money? Is the
Frog's ass water tight yes on both. What was your question? I think
that'll be a good Oh. So on next Wednesday, is there gonna be
another match day? And what company is matching? It's not a match day?
Okay, I will do one more at the end of this match day.
I've got that lined up Willi's ice house. They're gonna give us a
portion of proceeds. You're gonna have to mention you're gonna to name drop the
show. But there's nine local Willies ice houses. You know them from the
golf tournament, best hole on the golf course with the crab legs at the
golf tournament. It was stupid. It believe. They came to me,
They're like, what can we do? And we put this thing together.
It's gonna be this Wednesday, Okay, okay, cool, cool, cool,
Well I will get that turned over next Wednesday and y'all have wonderful four
Oh that's amazing. How they thank you have an awesome weekend. Jordan Welch
in the machine, I'm like, right at the end of the show,
where you bro what's up? That was on hold the longest. I'm sorry
what you got for us could echo what Adam the cop said earlier. You
know, a lot of people are going out of town kind of not only
that, it's going to be so hot, like triple digits thanking for the
fourth be close to one ten, Stay safe, stay high heat indexes might
do what you gotta do to be well. Yeah, sounds like a yeah,
it does. Your phone crispy a little bit, but you but your
message is your message is heard loud and clear. Man, Thank you,
Jordan Wilson. The machine. Uh, let's keep one more? Is it?
John? Yes? Sir John? What you got for open phones?
Dude? Man, I just want to wish you all a happy Friday.
Getting ready to head out on a two week vacation tomorrow. Just completed an
eighty pounds weight loss over the last year. Yeah, baby, feeling pretty
good about myself. Went from three forty down to into the two fifties.
That's excellent. How'd you do it? Dedication? Man? Really, honestly,
it's I got people asking me that all the time. Motivation comes and
goes, but it's just disciplined and dedication. I've been since January. I've
been in the gym at four am every single day and it just just really
just been hard work and dedication. Bro, you know what I have for
you. It's Fay Fay. I'm really proud of you. Du that's my
happy Friday. Back at you and John. Keep up the good work man.
I'm proud of you too. John. That is amazing. Keep it
going, man, guys, that's it's not easy to lose five pounds.
Dude, Okay, what are we giving away? I know the show.
I've left a pair of tickets to go see. I don't know this guy
named jelly Roll. He's doing a tour. It's called a Beautifully Broken Tour.
He'll be at Toyota Center November twenty aeth. The tickets aren't even on
sale till Monday, but you can win them if you know the show.
All right, we'll take a short break and we'll come back with a question
you guys. He'll do it today in open Phones, Houston and The Rod
Ryan Morning Show, six Am, The Buzz ninety four or five The Buzz.
Guys. It went by fast today. Man, thank you. One
last bit of business. You know it's called no the show. What are
you giving away? I am giving away a pair of tickets to go see
Jelly Roll to his Beautifully Broken tour. Chilly. That's son of a bitch
made you wait the whole show for these I love that he did. What's
the question? The question is what were we talking about? Actually, just
name something that Alex's mom kept of his merely everything? Well, okay,
but be specific, be specific, okay, and yeah it may be realized.
It's like, Wow, she really does love you. Seven one three,
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la. Good morning, rod Ryan Show. Hello, Yeah, Hello,
Hi, who's this Listen? Jillian, Hey, Julian, how are you?
I'm hanging in there. You're calling about know the show? Yes,
I am. Okay, let's see how you do on this, Tessa.
This is Julian. Hey, Julian, can you tell me something that Alex's
mom kept of his for memories. I believe it was the figure, some
kind of toy figures. I don't know if it was Joe, but he
had mentioned he said something I can't recall. I said she had some toys
that place. He said that's what he might keep for L two. So
I will because of that. Because of that, I will say, okay,
Well, does you mentioned something about a head turning ahead Ranger red Ranger
as the Red Ranger Madison. They just got the guy's face on it.
Did you have a Jason David Frank? I probably did have all of them.
He was a white and green Ranger. I had the green line,
he had the pony tail. Yeah. Did they take off? I think
I don't know JD. He was Tommy, He's Tommy. I was a
billy guy myself. We were all really cimul guys. Yes, can't believe
is my first crash. But well, uh jdf R p im how come
Julian, please you get the jelly roll tickets. Dude, beautifully broken toy.
You're going to Yota Center. Congratulations, well done, Julian, hang
on for me. Your mom did get back to you. She confirmed she
has a cast that you wore on your arm, mbilical cord teeth. Mums,
she did say, mums from homecoming. Yeah, well, your hockey
stuff is still in your room. All the hockey stuff she bagged up your
first crap. No, that not. I don't think that means I could
have used a little more cow bell. You're gonna want that cow bell.
I gotta have more cow bell. Baby, I got a fever and the
only prescription the small cow bell. All right, I've been waiting to hear
that. Friends, she doesn't have your first poop, your first your first
poopy diaper. They stayed. He didn't keep else freezer. I did not.
Good night. Everybody saves their kids first poop. What's wrong with you?
Aaron? His name came up in open phones Friday. He is quickly
well, No, he's slowly becoming a bit of a legend around these parts.
He's a two day winner on what we call the fresh out of Mad
head to Head challenge. We play at six twenty every morning. He's the
slowest champion ever. Okay, we've been playing this game for six or twenty
twenty years six months now, okay, twenty and a half years, we've
been playing this game. He is the slowest two day champion ever. Okay.
I played this game for a couple of years in New Orleans. I
don't remember anybody being the slow and winning. Can he keep it rolling?
Okay, he's making a name for himself for sure. Okay. Uh,
let's see he beat Thomas. He's gonna go for what number three on Monday?
Very good, open phones Friday. I thought, you guys a lily
crushed today. Great job. I can't believe that author, Like we have
an author that listens to the show, you know, Like three girls were
like, what was that name of the book? Again? I didn't hear
her, so I sent them the league. It's the Purple Mage. Girls
on book Talk love a little fantasy, little you know, little romance fantasy.
The name of the book, the Purple Mage. What's a mage?
A mage is like a mythical well, I don't even know if it's mythical.
It's someone who's like like a correspondent for the for the like royals kind
of like okay, almost like a page, but like a maid. So
no wait, no wait, a mage is like they can do magic.
Okay, show of magic major a mage a magician or a learned person.
Okay, okay, all right, great job specs. Thank you for the
beers, Fanny Friday. I think it was the number one leak today to
look at it, girls blog page. I put a lot of work into
that this week, and you guys have been checking that out. Thank you
sold some backpacks today, meaning donate, had got some donations into It's Friday.
A lot of you are getting paid today. I think I get paid
today. Oh me too, I think I get paid today. Awesome.
So if we can get a little bit of that, Can I have a
little bit of that check that you're getting today? Could you drop? Could
you drop a backpack? Could you go buy one of our T shirts?
I'd love for you're walking around with one of those T shirts, man,
I really would. I'm so proud of all the designs that we have.
So the rod Ryan Show Cares online store, it's there for you right there
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Life today at one o'clock. Jeremy's up next with the NonStop nooner. Pick
your tickets with him in the one o'clock hour Cornbread Jess is taking pictures for
us. She's our course, she's our gay correspondent out there for the parades
this weekend. And then I'll I'll do six picks as well, because I
dropped the ball on that last week. All Right, that's it. We
gotta go have an awesome weekend, everybody, amf s Well, wasn't that
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