This is the downbeat. I'm ninety seven to one the Freak. Their concert
announcement of the day, Danny is jeff Lynn's Elo announcing their final North American
tour. That's awesome. I saw them a number of years back, not
too long ago, and that was my final concert of seeing jeff Linn's Elo,
and they were great. October eighteenth, American Airline Center. I know
I know somebody on the station that'll be there. Yeah, yeah, Well
I think I think it'll be a good good time for old Cooperstein. Cooper
Stein. Did you ever find the Cooperstein call? I couldn't find it online.
Well, I don't think the one that we put post online. I
don't think we can play that over the are weird league is a coding I
don't know, man, damn it, damn it that I could pull it
off the thing, but that's gonna take time. Good dude. Okay,
So birthdays real quick? Okay, birthdays today? Tell you about a fight
in a second's audio? Pretty good? Today's the eighteenth Huh one of those
days? Didj creak up my audio? Please? Because today is a birthday
of a good friend of mine. Killers intro song snap count on my mind,
Romo hand on my butt. I'm the sinner and that's what's up.
Yeah, I touched the ball on every play, and then you see me
coming at you. It's time to pray. I got a big ass beard
in a real mean streak in the bedroom. I'm a super freak. I
won't say the whole honey baked ham ask a DT. Goddamn. My name
is Frederick. Yeah, Travis Frederick. I never knew he was such a
good rapper. I didn't know he was a sexual demon. Yeah, super
free, super freak, Travis Frederick. I love him. I love that
you guys are friends with him. I want to be friends with them.
I've never met him. He's gonna be in town. He's gonna be in
talent the next ten days or so. Oh, I spoiled his plans.
Day. Jay just needs to write these dumb things down. That's funny.
I'll be friends with Travis Frederick. I got to be friends with Travis Frederick.
He's freaking Where do you get his tracks from YouTube? I don't know
who did that? Huh, I don't know who did that. It's funny.
It's good though. It's ben, isn't it that's been Yeah, yeah,
yeah, but Travis sweet guy. Yes, the Blocking Out Hunger Foundation
is badass. And he's still even though he moved back up North, still
does it here in DFW when he doesn't have to. You know, this
is a good damn dude age he retired. Shout out to his little brother
Colin thirty good people, he's thirty. I guess he would have been thirty.
I think thirty two today, So yeah, I guess he would have
been twenty nine thirty something like that. And he claims to have eating an
entire ham, a whole honey bag. Yeah he told you that story.
No, I think I just made up. I think how many beers did
he say you could drink with you? Guys? Thirty five to forty?
Boy, he's got Wisconsin power too. I bet maybe he could. I
bet he could. So a few years ago, he's happy to be in
town. He took me out for my birthday? Where'd you go? Nick?
And Sam's? He took just you two? Yeah you kid, just
you too, well, his buddy and his uh, his brother comes.
Okay, so there was a buffer. So he invited you to his dinner,
Yeah, basically, but it was my birthday, and he probably didn't
talk to you at all, right, just him conversing with his friends.
Right, Yeah, made sure you had enough bread. Have a seat.
Were you sitting at the table. Yeah, I was sitting at the table.
Okay, it was one of the four people. I'll be hanging.
I'll be having dinner with him in uh ten days. I'll let you guys
know how it was. Sorry, we don't have room for you. I
just imagine Kevin claims to have dinner with Travis Frederick and that was it.
He just sat in his car and Trav brought him some rolls and then they
got all hammered and Kevin had to drive them home. Actually, fun night
out. I got so messed up on wine. I got so messed up
on wine that night and woke up My sheets were red like a murder scene.
Bloody nose. What a night. What a time to be alive for
me? Do you guys, if you drink too much wine, you get
nosebleedeah? Mass and I like I like wine pretty good. Adam, Adam
vie sure? Why were We once offered two hundred dollars to the first person
who can get Adam Levine on our radio station. Remember that I don't remember
that a certain feline nicknamed Boss at a random weird email to everyone's right.
Remember it was like one hundred two dollars cash to whoever can get Adam Levi
Levin, Do you mean the guy for Yeah, no one can get him
on. I think I had two hundred dollars in cash and my wallet at
that time, and I think I handed it to him and I said,
here, here's two hundred dollars if you stop sending me emails. No one
can get him on. It's Adam Levine. Electric six has a great song
called Adam Levine with the choruses go to Hell, Go to Hell, go
to Hell at effort. It's an odd song, not one of the best.
I'll say that first Maroon five album songs about Jane is dope. Put
it, take your word for it. Kevin Dan Cook's fifty two Dane or
Dan Dane. Anybody's seen him live Dane Cook? No, No, I
have whoa at the American Airlines Center in about two thousand and eight. Yeah,
probably when he was a big deal, the height of his popularity.
Yeah, it was a get drug to the comedy, the giant comedy showed
by girl. Yeah, she loved Dane. Was it worth it? Uh?
You know what? He for what he was and he did the show
in the round where it's this you know, circular stage in the middle of
the floor, and the seats are actually pretty good. It wasn't terrible.
I laughed, I laughed out loud. I lulled. I realized you can't
talk about Louis c K anymore. But his TV show Louie, there was
a great episode and it felt very real, and I think it was.
And it's twenty five minutes of him and Dan Cook in her room and Louis
c K is basically pressing Dang Cook on why'd you steal my joke? And
Dan Cook is defending it like you think I knew it was your joke and
community like and it is great now that show has been taken down from all
the streaming platforms and if you want it, you gotta pay ten dollars to
Louis K directly on his website. Was that the show just Louis Louis,
Yeah, not Lucky Louie on it, though Lucky Louie had its moments too.
Yeah, it was a little more, but yes, Louis on f
X was so good, and it's to see two comedians and it felt like
hidden camera. Who knows a couple of lines here and there pretty well known
that they didn't like each other. It was good. Queen Latifa's fifty four,
The Equalizer, Andre Riisen's fifty six, Jerry Cantrell's fifty eight, Alison
Chains, Bonny Player sixty, Olympic legend, Yes America's sweetheart speed skater Vanessa
Williams sixty one Miss America and first Miss America to pop them out and playboy.
Whoa I thought she was? Whoa on? I thought it was Penthouse
that got ahold of her photos. Maybe it was Penthouse, and I think
it was her woman. And you know how dogs greet each other. There
was a photo of her doing that to another lady. Oh, sniffy,
sniffy, niffy, sniffy, don't look at me and say sniffy sniffy.
Ever, sniffy, take a whiffy I have. Charlie Pride would have been
well, he would have been ninety today, Charlie Pride. Though the Rangers
aren't getting their yearly spring training concert, they all sit there and look at
their phones. Okay, little golf fight, real quick. So Thursday,
it is round one of the players Rory McElroy's playing with Jordan Speeth. Okay,
and they started on ten, so keep in mind that it's gonna be
a little weird here. So Rory dominates round one. They get the whole
eighteen, which is their ninth hold the day, Rory hits a ball out
of bounds. Now there's a red line by the hazard that kind of shows
you the hazard area, and on that one on eighteen, this is debate
number one of the day. Rory thought it crossed at a point of the
fairway to take a drop where the ball went into the water, right like
this is where it went in, like shorter grad. Jordan is kind of
there and was like, I don't know, and they let Rory kind of
do what he wanted to do, and Jordan reportedly told Victor Hovelin's caddy it
would have had to take an eighty degree angle to cross that way. But
whatever, okay, So Rory drops, no big incident. There was tension
after that. Whole speed walked quickly past Rory and was shaking his head in
frustration. According to Brody Miller of The athletic. Okay, now we get
to hole seven on the back nine here, Speith, you should know before
I tell you, this is the guy who has replaced Rory on the PGA
Tour Policy Board. Rory said, I've had enough of this stress. I'm
not doing this anymore. Once Monahan went behind their back with the PIFF investment
deal that still is not done. They have a meeting today. They've got
a meeting today happening with the higher ups with the PIFF. Read up on
that today. If you could and present that tomorrow in case we need it,
or do what you want. You're grown man. I don't know.
Why should I tell you what's their team? And sometimes you do it.
Lucas says, hey, Lively, dunk, just dunk it. I tried
to dunk, and did you see Lively's next dunke At Tempkay threw it down,
big man. He looked at Luca and said, suck it now.
It was pretty awesome and it's cool as they can talk to each other like
that. I watched the game with Malcolm yesterday and he reminded me that basketball
players play sports in their underwear pants. Underwear pants hit song that is really
good or a character. I don't know, there's a lot there underwear paints.
So uh. He also questioned, like McElroy questioned Jordan getting on the
board and talking to the PIFF people back in February, so there's already been
tension with them. They were on a group chat and Rory got a got
out of that group chat okay, via text or whatever. They had like
an hour and a half long phone call. I'm familiar with that dynamic from
a couple of months ago, where my freaks at Okay, Danny to be
a team player, notifications going off when I'm trying to live my life all
catch up with them when I'm ready. So now we get to the second
fight of the day, whole seven sixteenth of the day. But towards the
end, Rory hits it out of bounds, all right, he's eight hunder
part at the time, he's the solo leader of the tournament. His t
shot same thing, low liner, and it's going way left and it bounces
somewhere and goes into the water and they're trying to figure out where it went.
And this is about one minute of an eight minute interaction. And I
actually credit the PGA Tour for posting this online and leaving it up. It
is tense. You're gonna hear some things here, but it's basically Jordan going,
no, dude, you're not dropping it. He's like, I don't
think it went in where you think it went in at. I think it
went in at a different place, and Rory was trying to drop it at
a place where the grass. Now I don't personally think Rory was cheating,
but listen to this. Do you ever find it? It's in the water,
It binds into the water. But we were just trying to make sure
that it was above the rat line there, but I don't know beyond.
So that's Jordan. Jordan is up in the fairway past Rory and he starts
walking really fast across the fairway to come have this interaction. I'm pretty comfortable
I saw it above the rat line. I thought it was really close.
I can't see yeah, way can't him the one that I'm hearing that head
eyes, which again is not matter. But if you saw, that's that's
all I'm saying. Anybody, Jordan, Yeah, here are you talking about?
Where's everybody? Okay, that's Rory's caddy Because Jordan said everybody I'm saying
SOT, and his caddie goes, well, who's everyone? His cat watch
the video. His caddy bows up a little bit. His name's Harry Diamond,
and he is known as one of the worst caddies on tour by the
way, and known for putting Rory in bad situations with a name like Harry
Diamond Diamond h So, Harry Diamond. He bows up a little bit,
and then Rory of me, he goes, yeah, who's everyone? If
you saw that's that's all I'm saying. Anybody, Jordan every Yeah, here
are you talking about? Where's everybody? TV? All these guys, but
I didn't see. They're saying on their eyes, they didn't see it on
camera. They're saying what they saw, which again is like, it doesn't
mean anything. It's it's what you it's what you guys think. Yeah,
I think that my ball finds the above their headline, but we're not.
It's not definitive or like they're not. I'm pretty comfortable and it did,
but we're trying to check with TV and they kind of they kind of land
no evidence. So you guys gotta go with what you saw. Okay,
all right, I'm into the volunteer not see where the ball went in,
and you didn't see anything, Okay, are you good? I don't know
where it landed, so I don't. I'm just trying to. I don't
can't see where you are. I would say it probably crossed land. So
where's this? Okay? So the point is Rory. Rory's over here trying
to drop it once in Jordan's instead of just like letting it go, ye,
going no, this is what I think I saw. Jean Hovlin was
a little bit too like on speed side here. Yeah he thought it went
in by the turtles. But yeah, I added that out. Even though
it's funny they went about the turtles they were using. That is a marker.
Now that means, I know that's a lot a golf minutia there,
but that is tense. When I watched it live and they gave us it
was over eight minutes, announcer didn't say, well, well that was an
argument for eight minutes that went. Argument is a strong word because it's a
bowling and the thing is the playing partner Spithan Hobblin. In that case,
the excuse is that they are protecting the field. They're not. I'm not
arguing about for myself, I have to protect the other one hundred guys that
aren't here on this hole, the other sixty guys that are gonna kick my
ass today. They knew Rory was kicking their ass at the time, and
Rory was kind of in the lead. Yeah, so the argument is they're
protecting the field. But it was eight full minutes. The announcer didn't say
one word. It was NAT's up, MIC's up. Just those three guys
and the caddy's sort of debating where this thing was. And it was a
little tense. I mean, it's golf, so it's not like anyone's chest
to chest and getting ready to swing. But it was very juicy to watch.
The thing. I'll say about Jordan though, the guys on the TV
actually commentating they agreed with Rory, okay, yeah, based on their camera
view, but no one had it, and Jordan, I think was more
mad than anything, maybe less mad at Rory, more mad at why are
we still doing this? Why don't we have an actual rules official who can
come in and say, here's what happened, here's the ruling, instead leaving
it up to three guys to kind of jo about it. Just a little
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Landry and I never listened to the freak. Now. One of the things
I'm calling about is I heard somebody refer to my hat as just a hat.
Now that's not true. Now, that hat, each thread represented a
victory I had with those Dallas Cowboys. Now, I'd like to end it
with a joke. You were talking a little bit about Swiss Avenue got a
lot of holes, but you make great time. That's a Swiss joke there
people. That was made to me by Miss don Shula. It is funny.
The voice was great. I don't know if it sounded like Landry.
It's not bad, dude, It's pretty good. Actually out of here at
the time I was born. So we swatted Tom Landry's hat out of the
first round of the Dallas brad Gets at the Salesmanship Club. Yeah, you
guys voted for the red pants yings over that hat because guess what they can
get us on nice golf course. Danny, what's Tom Leander's hat gonna do
for me? Stand there on his head? Any sense of heritage. No,
I need VIP passes to the Nelson. And you think voting for the
Red Pants crew is gonna get you, I promise you VIP passes to the
Nelson have gotten him anyway, Text right now for red pants guys, Like
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Nothing Danny hates more than charity. Yep. As Kevin has told us,
bellfare, terry and morning down. By driving to the rant for work
this morning, figured I dropped you little tience back of the anus of a
blue whale can get three and a half feet. That's right. That's the
second biggest rectum next to the don't get out of the left place doing fifty
five on a Monday morning. The only thing that can make this day worse
is it something bad happens to Kevin Golf. Okay, all right, he
did it. He got Mexican one of the day talking said that means meat
market. That's just the name of the store, like Walmart. What don't
you homeboy? Oh wait, really yeah, Mitchikana is like a proper like
a store. Pretty good, though I have questions. It's right, you
have time. These are the ways you can make potatoes. These ways you
can make these are the ways you can make potatoes down just broke my brooin.
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If it weren't for talking about Brody, we wouldn't be cranky Rod. All
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