WEBVTT 1 00:00:09.240 --> 00:00:41.439 Super Are you gonna tell us yea Hello? This is Laura Kane after Dark. 2 00:00:41.759 --> 00:00:45.719 This is a podcast. Obviously you found it on a podcast Oh my 3 00:00:45.759 --> 00:00:50.719 God platform or on YouTube or on YouTube too. And our show also airs 4 00:00:50.759 --> 00:00:55.200 on Instagram because we do it live on Monday nights. Yes, so I'm 5 00:00:55.320 --> 00:01:02.200 Laura Kane. I host the show for now. I I decided to start 6 00:01:02.200 --> 00:01:07.159 a podcast after my career in radios came to a sudden and horrible halt in 7 00:01:07.280 --> 00:01:11.560 twenty seventeen when we were yanked off the air and I was left with nothing 8 00:01:12.280 --> 00:01:18.000 and then but a dream, but a dream of doing a show with my 9 00:01:18.040 --> 00:01:25.040 best friend, Jeric Grimmer. Hi. So in twenty nineteen, we got 10 00:01:25.079 --> 00:01:33.359 together after seeing the movie. We saw the movie It. We stood outside 11 00:01:33.359 --> 00:01:37.799 of Barnes and Noble. I got my little recorder Outarnes and Noble. This 12 00:01:37.840 --> 00:01:41.120 is our very first podcast. I hope you used protection. I did, 13 00:01:41.599 --> 00:01:44.719 and we talked about We did a little movie review, We did a little 14 00:01:44.799 --> 00:01:49.040 like intro this is like the Bare Bones, and then it moved to Eric's 15 00:01:49.120 --> 00:01:53.840 bed, Yes, and then we got in trouble for getting too naughty. 16 00:01:53.959 --> 00:01:57.280 Yes. So then we had a dialect back a little bit. Then we 17 00:01:57.319 --> 00:02:00.359 went through a whole other period of was a natious thing, you guys said 18 00:02:00.400 --> 00:02:05.760 back then, Oh, I'll give you the term. I'll tell you the 19 00:02:05.799 --> 00:02:09.520 term, but I'm not gonna tell you what it means. Do you even 20 00:02:09.520 --> 00:02:16.159 know what I'm gonna say? I think so walking the dog? Oh yes, 21 00:02:16.840 --> 00:02:22.719 over, yeah, walking, Yes, I do remember that. And 22 00:02:22.759 --> 00:02:25.280 I don't think anybody will know what that means, which is good. I 23 00:02:25.360 --> 00:02:29.919 know what that means because I don't want to go down that rabbit hole again 24 00:02:30.120 --> 00:02:34.639 because that was not pretty, and your mom's mad at me and stuff. 25 00:02:34.680 --> 00:02:37.800 It was bad. Oh yeah, your mom got mad at you too. 26 00:02:37.919 --> 00:02:40.000 Oh my god. My mom was like, Laura, you don't need to 27 00:02:40.000 --> 00:02:44.479 talk about butts and stuff all the time, like because we talk about poop 28 00:02:44.520 --> 00:02:47.960 all the time and sex and stuff and so anyway, done with that. 29 00:02:49.120 --> 00:02:52.199 But we cleaned up our act, well I cleaned up my act. Well 30 00:02:52.199 --> 00:02:54.039 we kind of did, and then we we kind of go there sometimes again, 31 00:02:54.080 --> 00:02:58.120 but not as bad. Well you go there? Do you like my 32 00:02:58.159 --> 00:03:01.280 shirt? I do? This is how I feel most days, screaming inside. 33 00:03:01.520 --> 00:03:05.240 Is that only when you look at me? No, it's all the 34 00:03:05.280 --> 00:03:10.159 time. It's all the time. I'm just playing old sarcastic. Yes, 35 00:03:10.759 --> 00:03:15.080 that's a cute one. I like the pink how it pops off your shirt. 36 00:03:15.120 --> 00:03:20.080 It's a gray shirt with pink riding. Yes, okay, we want 37 00:03:20.120 --> 00:03:23.879 you to save a date because you're gonna have a lot of fun. We're 38 00:03:23.919 --> 00:03:29.960 getting married. It would that be crazy? Oh would I get your benefits? 39 00:03:30.680 --> 00:03:36.719 Oh? I'll do whatever you want me to do. What would you 40 00:03:36.759 --> 00:03:38.439 want from me? What would you possibly want for me to marry? To 41 00:03:38.479 --> 00:03:44.080 get rid of that chair? Okay, done, done, done, that'd 42 00:03:44.120 --> 00:03:47.000 be so bizarre. Anyway, what were you talking about? Oh, August 43 00:03:47.039 --> 00:03:51.400 seventeenth, save the date. That's our party, because we've been doing this 44 00:03:51.439 --> 00:03:53.960 for four years and that is an exact date we started August. It's our 45 00:03:54.159 --> 00:03:59.919 pre engagement party. It's gonna be at Urban Mos and it is a fun 46 00:04:00.280 --> 00:04:02.759 place. It's always packed on the weekends. It's gonna be a Thursday night. 47 00:04:02.960 --> 00:04:05.919 They're gonna do it on stage for everybody to watch totally. Oh, 48 00:04:06.400 --> 00:04:11.439 I may be up on the bar dancing. Who knows, well there are 49 00:04:11.639 --> 00:04:14.680 you know? They have go go dancers there. Yeah, so you could 50 00:04:14.719 --> 00:04:17.879 easily easy. So there's gonna be a drag show first, and our friend 51 00:04:17.959 --> 00:04:21.199 Gigi who we love so much. Maybe if they're doing a casting call for 52 00:04:21.199 --> 00:04:27.600 a Cocoon three, they let me up there you're almost there, not quite? 53 00:04:27.800 --> 00:04:30.959 Hey, um watch it. So then we're gonna do our snookie. 54 00:04:32.480 --> 00:04:35.800 I know I do look like snooky right now. This is what happens when 55 00:04:35.800 --> 00:04:41.079 you fire your glam squad old school snooky with I have a big poof I 56 00:04:41.199 --> 00:04:44.160 tried, I tried to change it up. Well, now you have three 57 00:04:44.199 --> 00:04:48.279 big poofs. You just don't look so big right now. But whatever, 58 00:04:49.199 --> 00:04:55.519 anyway, seem going down a rabbit hole. August seventeen, Urban Mos. 59 00:04:55.680 --> 00:04:59.199 Six o'clock is when everybody's gonna be seated. Show starts at seven. Then 60 00:04:59.240 --> 00:05:01.439 we do our show after the drag show, and it's gonna be a lot 61 00:05:01.480 --> 00:05:04.279 of fun we're gonna have. We might have special guests, well I have 62 00:05:04.319 --> 00:05:09.160 celebrity guests. We're working on all sorts of fun things. It's twenty dollars 63 00:05:09.199 --> 00:05:18.279 at the door and the money raised goes to lgbtq I A plus Sunburst Centers 64 00:05:18.560 --> 00:05:24.079 Youth House Housing. And this is for young people who are who fit these 65 00:05:24.120 --> 00:05:28.279 categories who've been either kicked out of their home or find themselves homeless and it's 66 00:05:28.639 --> 00:05:30.839 help. It's a house that that helps them get off the street. And 67 00:05:30.879 --> 00:05:35.160 I think it's a good it is. That's what you're twenty dollars plus you 68 00:05:35.240 --> 00:05:40.240 get two shows, you're three shows. Yeah, Laura might even be doing 69 00:05:40.240 --> 00:05:44.279 an after hour show. You never know, who knows, you know, 70 00:05:44.399 --> 00:05:49.279 I will be long gone by then I'll talk to my friend Ala. Yeah. 71 00:05:49.079 --> 00:05:51.920 Yeah, I'll figure out how to do some after hours. You might 72 00:05:51.920 --> 00:05:57.959 be walking the dog for a However, ask a lot of people. Okay, 73 00:05:57.959 --> 00:05:59.839 so what is walking the dogs? I looked at that back on a 74 00:06:00.079 --> 00:06:03.920 different definitions. Was there one that you can read that's well, okay, 75 00:06:04.120 --> 00:06:08.319 read the first definition that comes up. How about that just the very first 76 00:06:08.360 --> 00:06:13.079 thing. There were a couple for um, smoking weed walking the dog. 77 00:06:13.720 --> 00:06:16.079 One is we're wearing pajamas but letting your wiener hang out over the pajamas. 78 00:06:16.480 --> 00:06:24.759 That's funny, but no, I've done that. One is performing Flacio while 79 00:06:24.800 --> 00:06:29.879 the song walking the Dog is like you're getting there, getting warmer. Hold 80 00:06:29.959 --> 00:06:32.279 up, I have to pull back up. You're getting there, You're getting 81 00:06:32.279 --> 00:06:36.199 there. Yeah, you know we could had Well, no I can't. 82 00:06:36.240 --> 00:06:41.680 It's not correct yet. No, it's not correct. Maybe you made it 83 00:06:41.759 --> 00:06:51.319 up? No idea? What can you say this? Can you say this? 84 00:06:51.519 --> 00:06:55.319 Well, of course you can say anything. Well, well, I 85 00:06:55.319 --> 00:07:02.120 don't know we should is the one a freaking paragraph? He's probably Are you 86 00:07:02.160 --> 00:07:04.360 like, I don't know if I should read? You know? Are you 87 00:07:04.560 --> 00:07:10.759 editing it? Hand job? No? I your friend or co worker's wife 88 00:07:10.759 --> 00:07:17.399 on the down his desk work for No? No, that doesn't sound intriguing, 89 00:07:18.800 --> 00:07:28.199 intguing funny? Um yeah, the act of male pleasure, pleasuring oneself 90 00:07:28.279 --> 00:07:32.439 while walking around your own bedroom walk. No, that wasn't either. Oh 91 00:07:32.480 --> 00:07:36.800 my god, saying to your internet friends that you're going to walk the dog, 92 00:07:36.920 --> 00:07:43.199 but instead you are pleasuring yourself. It has something to do with what 93 00:07:43.759 --> 00:07:46.199 flea show? And what was the other thing you said that went with that? 94 00:07:46.399 --> 00:07:49.079 I don't know. It's about a blow job? Whatever? Enough enough, 95 00:07:50.800 --> 00:07:55.279 I think that we should talk about something before we go into the commercials, 96 00:07:55.319 --> 00:07:58.639 because that's not fair to work sponsors. Right after that, No, 97 00:07:59.279 --> 00:08:01.240 what do you want to talk? I want to know? I have a 98 00:08:01.360 --> 00:08:05.639 question, you filthy minks? What is it? If we're gonna go around 99 00:08:05.680 --> 00:08:11.480 the room, okay, if we just if we were all strangers and we 100 00:08:11.639 --> 00:08:16.319 just saw each other, what would you think we each did for a living? 101 00:08:18.480 --> 00:08:22.879 You, I think you were a prostitute stopping stripping. I would stop 102 00:08:22.920 --> 00:08:26.639 it for real. If you just saw me, like, I don't know, 103 00:08:28.720 --> 00:08:33.240 pumping gas at the gas station, what would you think my profession maybe 104 00:08:33.399 --> 00:08:39.519 was work in the corner? I would say, this girl probably spends a 105 00:08:39.679 --> 00:08:45.600 lot of time on offer up. I really am I starting to look like 106 00:08:45.720 --> 00:08:52.879 somebody that like champagne girl, strip club manager? Oh what like the line 107 00:08:52.960 --> 00:08:56.879 like managing the lineup and the girls? I got the feminine touch. I 108 00:08:56.919 --> 00:09:03.360 want you guys to be dead serious if I'm being dead serious, No, 109 00:09:03.360 --> 00:09:05.480 you're not. If I think you genuinely would have been a strip club manager, 110 00:09:07.240 --> 00:09:11.519 that's I don't think that. I like that. Oh well, that's 111 00:09:11.519 --> 00:09:16.480 empowering because I feel like somebody that would manage a strip club might be a 112 00:09:16.519 --> 00:09:20.960 little rundown. That's sex. I'm just saying that because it's all that's a 113 00:09:22.000 --> 00:09:26.600 tough job, and we're up late nights. Yeah, because your radio hours 114 00:09:26.600 --> 00:09:35.960 weren't abnormal, i'd say phone sex operator. No, I would think I 115 00:09:35.960 --> 00:09:39.200 would think not playing gamer, I would think that you worked at MAC. 116 00:09:39.360 --> 00:09:48.559 I would think webcam sex operator. I don't know um secretary. Maybe oh, 117 00:09:48.720 --> 00:09:54.879 front desk, front desk person. Yeah, I don't like I could 118 00:09:54.919 --> 00:09:56.279 be definitely used to be a stripper, but the guy who's hired you because 119 00:09:56.279 --> 00:10:01.240 he wanted to keep you closer and cheaper Hooters manager. What about like I 120 00:10:01.240 --> 00:10:05.600 could be a money manager? What if I was attorney? No? No, 121 00:10:05.799 --> 00:10:09.919 you scream bad financial decisions. Definitely not an attorney. Look, not 122 00:10:09.960 --> 00:10:18.080 an attorney? Why doctor? No? How about somebody a real estate agent? 123 00:10:18.200 --> 00:10:26.519 Now? Yeah? Why selling alcohol boulevard? It's yeah, it's like 124 00:10:26.559 --> 00:10:31.000 it's closer, it's definitely closer, but it's now you wouldn't I couldn't see 125 00:10:31.080 --> 00:10:39.120 the real turn a spa at a really nice hotel manager. Maybe I'm a 126 00:10:39.200 --> 00:10:43.120 SEUs. I guess you being like an event manager, okay, like you 127 00:10:43.159 --> 00:10:46.720 boss people around the events. It would all depend on how you were dressed. 128 00:10:48.559 --> 00:10:54.360 What you're wearing out stripper. I'm wearing a literally a T shirt. 129 00:10:54.039 --> 00:10:56.080 Yeah, and you have it like tied up. I know, because I 130 00:10:56.120 --> 00:10:58.159 wanted to be cute. But I don't want my stomach to show. So 131 00:10:58.200 --> 00:11:03.519 there's that. I don't know why I've done I've done I've done the opposite. 132 00:11:03.600 --> 00:11:05.919 My stomach did show, but I just wanted to be cute. It 133 00:11:07.000 --> 00:11:09.080 was long. I wanted to shorten it. Whatever. I don't have to 134 00:11:09.080 --> 00:11:11.440 explain myself to you, Eric, you would be I get see Eric being 135 00:11:11.440 --> 00:11:16.360 a stylist. I feel like he just screams that, Oh my god, 136 00:11:16.720 --> 00:11:20.200 you guys might as well or a stripper, take out and get over, 137 00:11:20.279 --> 00:11:24.159 get it over with. If he was like both of those, if he 138 00:11:24.240 --> 00:11:26.840 was like you and he was like, oh, I perform for the Magic 139 00:11:26.879 --> 00:11:28.720 Mike Show, I'd be like, of course you do. Course you What 140 00:11:28.759 --> 00:11:33.480 do you think? What? What do you honestly think Brian does? I 141 00:11:33.559 --> 00:11:46.000 would think that Brian was involved in like filmmaking. Yeah, yeah, bullshit. 142 00:11:46.279 --> 00:11:50.440 If you just saw him on the street. Okay, missus stripper walker, 143 00:11:50.720 --> 00:11:54.120 you guys get like good jobs, and then you're giving me the most 144 00:11:54.320 --> 00:12:01.440 lowest of the low according to society. According I can think of something lower 145 00:12:01.440 --> 00:12:07.080 than stripper. I can too. Yes, what well, drug dealer? 146 00:12:07.440 --> 00:12:13.200 Oh I'm not saying even did that. I know. I am saying you 147 00:12:13.200 --> 00:12:15.440 do not seem like a drug dealer. No, I don't look like a 148 00:12:15.480 --> 00:12:18.279 drug deal No do look it's like a stay at home mom. Maybe like 149 00:12:18.279 --> 00:12:24.000 a drug kingpin. No, I would not. I would not say that 150 00:12:24.399 --> 00:12:26.000 she looks like a stay at home mom. He said, I look like 151 00:12:26.200 --> 00:12:28.919 I could be a drug king. I would honestly, I would say. 152 00:12:30.240 --> 00:12:33.360 I would say, probably like a restaurant manager. Or yeah, I can 153 00:12:33.440 --> 00:12:35.679 see that. What restaurant, like a nice one or you run an exsy 154 00:12:35.720 --> 00:12:41.240 store. I don't mean like like a McDonald's night man, I want to 155 00:12:41.279 --> 00:12:45.240 know what restaurant, right, I would say, no, no, no, 156 00:12:45.320 --> 00:12:50.919 I would say like like one in del Mar or no, like mill 157 00:12:50.000 --> 00:12:52.840 Floor, thank you, eric a chain, not like your own thing. 158 00:12:52.879 --> 00:12:56.600 It would definitely be a chaman, like like a staff, like a chili 159 00:12:58.159 --> 00:13:07.360 cheesecake factory. That might oh my god, daddy's no, actually maybe oh 160 00:13:07.440 --> 00:13:09.320 no, at this point, yeah, Hooters is a sit down restaurant, 161 00:13:09.360 --> 00:13:15.399 isn't it? Or yeah, I don't know, oh Hooters maybe yeah a 162 00:13:15.440 --> 00:13:20.200 Hooters manager. Maybe do I wear the outfit or do I get to wear 163 00:13:20.200 --> 00:13:26.000 a real clothes you wear real clothes? Okay, hown you guys suck ass? 164 00:13:26.159 --> 00:13:28.519 Or or I'm a soused but like when those traveling the suses that comes 165 00:13:28.519 --> 00:13:31.080 to your house. Oh yeah, that's not bad. You probably give happy 166 00:13:31.679 --> 00:13:37.720 Oh no, if you give me the code word that would that be because 167 00:13:37.720 --> 00:13:46.399 she's pumping gas and looking like a glazed donutes that they now do you? 168 00:13:46.480 --> 00:13:50.200 How does one ask for that? Is it? Is there like a sign 169 00:13:50.279 --> 00:13:52.320 that you give that. Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's you, 170 00:13:52.559 --> 00:13:54.919 it's you, it's your boner. Yeah, hey, hey, you want 171 00:13:54.919 --> 00:13:58.320 to suck my dick? So so they pay, Okay, so they you 172 00:13:58.399 --> 00:14:01.360 do the back first and they flip you you over. If you have a 173 00:14:01.399 --> 00:14:05.840 bonner don't then they may say, hey, I think you have to like 174 00:14:05.080 --> 00:14:09.039 know that that offers that. Yeah, I don't. If you don't know 175 00:14:09.120 --> 00:14:13.120 and you want it, how do you? I mean maybe you can just 176 00:14:13.120 --> 00:14:16.159 ask they I mean they can't rest You're like, hey, while you're down 177 00:14:16.200 --> 00:14:20.240 there. Yeah, I think there's some kind of code word or something maybe 178 00:14:20.000 --> 00:14:24.120 or like it's not gonna suck itself like a sign or something. Maybe that's 179 00:14:24.799 --> 00:14:31.759 what the sign of that thumbs up like keep going going, oh god, 180 00:14:33.080 --> 00:14:39.240 yeah, I don't know. Okay, let let right now next, right 181 00:14:39.240 --> 00:14:43.200 now, we're gonna stop for one second. Ready, yes, And I 182 00:14:43.279 --> 00:14:52.120 wanted all to take a deep breath ready and let it out all the negative, 183 00:14:52.240 --> 00:14:56.000 bad, weird stuff we talked about, gone, what's so negative about 184 00:14:56.000 --> 00:15:03.480 a hand job. Yeah, I some people like those. Some strippers are 185 00:15:03.480 --> 00:15:05.919 probably being strippers too. Don't know why that's negative. Yeah, I always 186 00:15:05.960 --> 00:15:09.000 thought that was my fantasy, is to be a stripper. Well you still 187 00:15:09.000 --> 00:15:13.759 can, No, I can at this stage, No way. Don't want 188 00:15:13.759 --> 00:15:16.399 to see me older man. Oh yeah, even younger dudes. Are you 189 00:15:16.480 --> 00:15:22.240 kidding? Younger dudes for teacher MILFs? Yeah? Yeah, I mean Foggy 190 00:15:22.360 --> 00:15:24.879 had that song milf money, remember that, I would not make it here, 191 00:15:24.000 --> 00:15:26.639 got ya gota milf? Okay, Well, if you moved in Miami 192 00:15:26.679 --> 00:15:31.879 for one hundred percent, would be rich in Miami. You think you honestly 193 00:15:31.960 --> 00:15:35.639 think I could get a job stripping in Miami. Yeah, Miami's dirty. 194 00:15:35.559 --> 00:15:39.480 You could get a job stripping here. No way, I'd have to go 195 00:15:39.759 --> 00:15:50.320 to Barstow Sparks, Habits, Orsina. They got steel like Lake Elson or 196 00:15:50.360 --> 00:15:54.080 like something lakeside, oh, lake side, lake side. Yeah, you 197 00:15:54.080 --> 00:15:58.799 could definitely manage like illegal gambling. Maybe there was like a legal gambling rooms. 198 00:15:58.799 --> 00:16:00.639 You could definitely, yeah, manager there. So anything that's kind of 199 00:16:00.960 --> 00:16:07.159 seedy and illegal is something that you look at me. Not illegal, It's 200 00:16:07.159 --> 00:16:11.399 not illegal. I'm just saying you look at me, stranger, you look 201 00:16:11.399 --> 00:16:15.840 at me and you think said secretary or event manager. You said that after 202 00:16:15.120 --> 00:16:25.320 many many other things. All right, now we're gonna talk. We're stopping 203 00:16:25.360 --> 00:16:30.240 this talk. I can though, why not? He just doesn't get cooker. 204 00:16:30.360 --> 00:16:33.360 Yes, but definitely definitely like, yeah, oh you do. What 205 00:16:33.440 --> 00:16:40.000 about an escort? Am I not cute enough? Well, you're totally cute 206 00:16:40.120 --> 00:16:41.559 enough. No, I mean, isn't. I don't know, I don't 207 00:16:41.559 --> 00:16:45.720 know what looks like. But you're you're kind of strong will. I don't 208 00:16:45.759 --> 00:16:48.320 know, I know maybe that's a good thing for escorts, but maybe yeah, 209 00:16:48.440 --> 00:16:52.000 maybe they like that. Yeah, you're not strong will enough to be 210 00:16:52.039 --> 00:16:53.200 a dominatrix. You're just like, oh no, she had a guy that 211 00:16:53.240 --> 00:16:57.919 wanted her to put a high heeled shoot in his ear. But you're just 212 00:16:59.000 --> 00:17:03.000 like you're just like it's almost like no filter assertive rather than like dominative. 213 00:17:03.160 --> 00:17:06.440 I know I wouldn't be able to do it. Yeah, I think you 214 00:17:06.440 --> 00:17:10.200 would. If I listen, if I if I if I walked up to 215 00:17:10.240 --> 00:17:11.880 you while you were pumping gas at a gas station, said hey, listen, 216 00:17:12.279 --> 00:17:15.799 I'd like you to take me back to your place and beat me within 217 00:17:15.839 --> 00:17:18.480 an inch of my life and I'll give you one hundred grand. Okay, 218 00:17:18.559 --> 00:17:25.839 where's your place? You'd have a meat tenderizing mallet so fast. Okay, 219 00:17:25.880 --> 00:17:30.000 you know what I have decided what this is not? Okay? What the 220 00:17:30.119 --> 00:17:33.519 hairstyle? Yeah yeah, yeah, it's definitely affecting the jobs I'm giving you. 221 00:17:33.680 --> 00:17:40.200 Yeah. Maybe it is maybe like a sixties barber, but not a 222 00:17:40.279 --> 00:17:45.559 very good one. I can't Mary k K saleswoman. Oh yeah, see, 223 00:17:45.599 --> 00:17:48.440 I said make up. I said, yeah, said no, not 224 00:17:48.799 --> 00:17:52.519 not mac but Mary kay. Yeah, okay, Now you're like a fashion 225 00:17:52.519 --> 00:17:59.680 model who didn't know when to retire pastor prime. Yeah. Oh all right. 226 00:18:00.279 --> 00:18:03.720 Let's get to our fabulous sponsors. And one of them, my god, 227 00:18:04.240 --> 00:18:10.440 A Wortzler. I don't know what they stands for now, I said 228 00:18:10.519 --> 00:18:18.880 j A is his middle name, A J J A y A Wortzler Capital 229 00:18:18.920 --> 00:18:25.119 Growth thing dot com. There you go. He is such a good guy. 230 00:18:25.200 --> 00:18:26.759 He's become a good friend of mine. 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Thank you 248 00:19:45.799 --> 00:19:49.160 very much, do it again five five five two six nine six zero. 249 00:19:49.240 --> 00:19:55.480 Okay, that's it anyway, And and you're just forgetting something. He does 250 00:19:55.559 --> 00:20:00.920 have a website. It is www dot Capital Crowth think do there you go. 251 00:20:00.359 --> 00:20:03.319 Thanks Jerry bro, thank you. We love you are a gentleman. 252 00:20:03.880 --> 00:20:08.559 Okay, so oh now we need to talk about SCAD, the five K 253 00:20:08.920 --> 00:20:12.640 that I'm in seeing in September, but you gotta sign up soon. Here's 254 00:20:12.680 --> 00:20:18.240 the advertisement. Thank you SCAT, Thank you. We want you to mark 255 00:20:18.359 --> 00:20:22.640 September ninth, Saturday on your calendar because we are going to be walking for 256 00:20:22.720 --> 00:20:29.200 a great cause. The seventh annual Scddadle for Research happens at Crown Point at 257 00:20:29.279 --> 00:20:33.200 nine pm. I will be the MC. 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Okay, good, 266 00:21:07.759 --> 00:21:11.640 Yes, you need to thank you so much again, Laura Cane after dark 267 00:21:11.680 --> 00:21:15.599 dot com for all the information on both of our sponsors. Yes, okay, 268 00:21:15.720 --> 00:21:21.839 let me take it. Thank you my dinner. Oh wow, when 269 00:21:21.880 --> 00:21:26.279 did you start wearing dependence? Look at that? Apparently I haven't been getting 270 00:21:26.359 --> 00:21:33.519 enough nutritions so these so what a shocker? You have been getting enough pictures 271 00:21:33.559 --> 00:21:37.039 and Red Bull don't have our nutritions. I haven't had a Red Bull in 272 00:21:37.119 --> 00:21:42.200 at least I want to say two weeks. Okay, I just finished a 273 00:21:42.240 --> 00:21:48.680 bag of sour gummy Bears that I had for one week, one full week, 274 00:21:48.799 --> 00:21:52.880 one bag. Thank you. So now you're drinking in sure? Yes? 275 00:21:53.000 --> 00:21:56.359 Did it come with a pack of ax? There's a couple of diapers 276 00:21:56.359 --> 00:22:02.359 and no. But this is now here's my host chat. Oh boy, 277 00:22:02.680 --> 00:22:07.680 So Antonio and I okay, So Antonio lives here, not full time, 278 00:22:07.720 --> 00:22:11.480 but part of the time. It's a long story. But he helps me 279 00:22:11.799 --> 00:22:18.960 pay the rent and he helps round the house. It's a great situation anyway. 280 00:22:18.039 --> 00:22:22.200 So this Saturday, well, we have a garage that's filled with a 281 00:22:22.359 --> 00:22:29.480 bunch of bags of clothes that my old clothes, and he collects clothes to 282 00:22:29.599 --> 00:22:33.920 give to people down in Mexico who are less fortunate. We're always bringing stuff 283 00:22:33.960 --> 00:22:36.680 down there all the time, all the time, and people give us things, 284 00:22:36.960 --> 00:22:41.119 clothes and furniture to give to people down there. Right, okay, 285 00:22:41.160 --> 00:22:45.319 so we've been doing this consistently. Well, you can't take a big ton 286 00:22:45.359 --> 00:22:48.640 of stuff over the border without being charged for it, so we've had to 287 00:22:48.680 --> 00:22:52.480 take it kind of piece by piece without so you're not like noticed. So 288 00:22:52.640 --> 00:22:59.480 long story short, My garage is a disaster. It is packed with stuff. 289 00:22:59.799 --> 00:23:06.480 So we decided, why don't we check out the deal at the Spring 290 00:23:06.559 --> 00:23:11.359 Valley Swap Me. Oh, I guess see what it takes to get a 291 00:23:11.440 --> 00:23:15.559 space, set it up and sell all the crap we have in there, 292 00:23:15.559 --> 00:23:19.480 like maybe each piece of clothing fifty cents or a dollar or whatever, like 293 00:23:19.559 --> 00:23:22.799 and have the nice, my nice jackets that I want to sell on a 294 00:23:22.880 --> 00:23:26.680 rack and those could be like three dollars or five dollars. So we went 295 00:23:26.720 --> 00:23:32.480 to the Spring Valley Swap Meat on Saturday, and it's huge. By the 296 00:23:32.519 --> 00:23:34.640 way, I don't know if you've ever been. I have not. Oh, 297 00:23:34.720 --> 00:23:37.240 please let me take you there, please, oh please let me take 298 00:23:37.319 --> 00:23:41.400 you please. I would rather have a chainsaw than a month Eric. Just 299 00:23:41.480 --> 00:23:49.559 your facial that's not his jam. But it was very I know. But 300 00:23:49.599 --> 00:23:55.519 it was very hot. And there's no shade at all, hardly you might 301 00:23:55.599 --> 00:23:57.920 sweat. No, this is I know, Eric. And there's probably the 302 00:23:57.920 --> 00:24:02.640 smells of a lot of greasy food being cooked. Yeah, nope, Oh 303 00:24:02.680 --> 00:24:07.079 my god, so many good deals. But so I bought him. Okay, 304 00:24:07.079 --> 00:24:12.319 so this guy was selling Oh god, okay, he was a good 305 00:24:12.359 --> 00:24:18.319 salesman. He had this booth. Hey, you over there, I want 306 00:24:18.359 --> 00:24:21.880 you to try something. He gets a bottle of water and he puts two 307 00:24:22.000 --> 00:24:26.799 scoops the two scoops of green stuff and he goes it has this imino acids 308 00:24:26.799 --> 00:24:29.920 and this and this and this and this and this and this and this, 309 00:24:30.160 --> 00:24:33.440 and you will take a poop that is so huge you won't believe it. 310 00:24:33.680 --> 00:24:36.880 All that stuff that's been in your stomach for so long. I'm like, 311 00:24:37.200 --> 00:24:41.279 that sounds all actually not bad. So he gave me a full bottle of 312 00:24:41.319 --> 00:24:45.640 it right before I even bought it. I drank it and then he's like, 313 00:24:45.680 --> 00:24:48.519 I'll give you two for twenty dollars I'll throw in this macha macha stuff 314 00:24:48.519 --> 00:24:52.680 that's supposed to make you feel better and get rid of your anxiety. I 315 00:24:52.680 --> 00:24:56.200 don't know. It's probably all what do you call it? Not horse shit? 316 00:24:56.359 --> 00:24:59.039 What do you call it? Horse oil? Snake oil? Yeah? 317 00:24:59.079 --> 00:25:03.519 And you bought it? Yes? How much was it? Twenty dollars and 318 00:25:03.559 --> 00:25:08.440 then ten dollars thirty dollars for some green crushed up I can really mow the 319 00:25:08.559 --> 00:25:12.279 lawn, crush it up, dried out. Let's sell to you it has 320 00:25:12.319 --> 00:25:15.759 all these nutrients in it. Oh does it? Does it? Or is 321 00:25:15.759 --> 00:25:19.440 that what you just told you? And it's supposed to cleanse and get rid 322 00:25:19.480 --> 00:25:25.519 of everything. Well, I gotta say, since Saturday, since drinking that 323 00:25:26.240 --> 00:25:32.400 green bottle this big, I haven't taken a poop. So it didn't work. 324 00:25:32.559 --> 00:25:40.559 What a shocker? Where's my big giant clean out the entire don't it 325 00:25:40.599 --> 00:25:44.559 stops? Yes, they too about coal and cleanse and all those things. 326 00:25:45.240 --> 00:25:52.680 US procedure sellium husk every single time. It works for me. It was 327 00:25:52.720 --> 00:25:55.200 hard for me to drink that. Oh, I know, I know, 328 00:25:55.599 --> 00:25:57.039 I know it's worth it. It's worth it, I guess. Really, 329 00:25:57.200 --> 00:26:00.039 one of these days I'm gonna wear disguise and come to your front door and 330 00:26:00.039 --> 00:26:03.599 sell you something. I'll buy it, Yeah, I will buy it. 331 00:26:07.200 --> 00:26:11.319 This guy was such a good salesman, Like I can't believe. I can't 332 00:26:11.319 --> 00:26:15.279 believe I did that. I sell you a money printing machine that literally money 333 00:26:15.319 --> 00:26:18.599 for one hundred bucks, and you'll buy six of our mocka Maca stuff. 334 00:26:18.640 --> 00:26:22.440 Apparently it comes from like Peru or something, and it's supposed to help with 335 00:26:22.519 --> 00:26:26.599 anxiety and look up Maaca please, and I'm like, this is what I 336 00:26:26.640 --> 00:26:30.000 need right now because my anxiety is through the roof now that I'm off of 337 00:26:30.039 --> 00:26:33.920 one of my meds right which I'll get better, but I'm like, okay, 338 00:26:34.079 --> 00:26:41.319 something natural can help with that. Great. Well, I can't seem 339 00:26:41.400 --> 00:26:48.200 to drink it anymore because it's really thick. And why did I do this? 340 00:26:48.240 --> 00:26:49.640 I know I don't do this kind of sem I buy like protein powder. 341 00:26:49.680 --> 00:26:53.039 I don't even drink that because I kind of get sick of it out. 342 00:26:53.079 --> 00:26:57.039 You're not talking about macha right, No, okay, well mocka Maca 343 00:26:57.119 --> 00:27:03.359 drink doesn't exist. That was his term for it. Oh my god, 344 00:27:04.599 --> 00:27:11.799 this is but this is disaster. Like I'm gonna say, this is snake 345 00:27:11.839 --> 00:27:15.880 will you know, here's cancer. It takes away, it makes you money. 346 00:27:15.039 --> 00:27:19.559 You start manifest money, Laura, I'm gonna start money. I'm gonna 347 00:27:21.039 --> 00:27:26.440 taking all your money. And oh that's a home printed label. Oh my, 348 00:27:26.559 --> 00:27:33.480 oh Jesus, we have this super mega was in Spanish. Mm hmm 349 00:27:33.279 --> 00:27:36.880 new formula. No, that's not in Spanish. Okay, so it has 350 00:27:37.680 --> 00:27:40.279 I can't read. But it's got all these things in it. Okay, 351 00:27:40.279 --> 00:27:41.480 it's gonna okay, here it is. It's got all these things in it. 352 00:27:41.640 --> 00:27:47.440 Right. Well, the mockam marca. It's mockam mockam moca, three 353 00:27:47.480 --> 00:27:52.200 macas. Oh, well, that makes it everything dietary supplement, natural m 354 00:27:52.240 --> 00:27:56.160 aca. Did you spell it that way? Spell it that way and then 355 00:27:56.240 --> 00:28:00.240 look it up and then eat your words, and then I can't read anything 356 00:28:00.279 --> 00:28:03.960 else about cheese. I'll read it, okay, So it it lists them 357 00:28:04.079 --> 00:28:10.960 in the order of twelve. Oh it's Oh it's made in Chula Vista. 358 00:28:11.160 --> 00:28:15.599 That's well, then that's great. It's local. First to researchers, all 359 00:28:15.720 --> 00:28:18.240 is maca maca, maca, macaroni and cheese. It's a song for kids. 360 00:28:18.279 --> 00:28:22.119 There you go, doesn't exist. Well, first, we'll keep looking 361 00:28:22.160 --> 00:28:34.440 down the way guana germ. It looks like it's chlorophyll um spiroluna. Yeah, 362 00:28:34.480 --> 00:28:37.039 I've heard of that. That's supposed to be good. More nego, 363 00:28:37.160 --> 00:28:45.599 what about ginger be pollen, moca root, macca gain, black tea flat 364 00:28:45.680 --> 00:28:52.119 seed. See, I don't know. It probably smells like coca dude. 365 00:28:52.160 --> 00:28:55.920 Well, you're supposed to put like honey in it with it. Okay, 366 00:28:55.920 --> 00:29:02.720 Well it doesn't smell so bad. This literally looks like lawn shavings. Ryan, 367 00:29:02.960 --> 00:29:06.880 damn it. Did you find it? It doesn't exist. I'm not 368 00:29:07.200 --> 00:29:11.680 I'm not saying it's a scam. Scam. It's not like it was not 369 00:29:11.799 --> 00:29:18.839 on the internet. M Aca. Yeah, it doesn't exist. He told 370 00:29:18.839 --> 00:29:22.680 me it was like from this far off land. Oh yeah, from scams 371 00:29:22.720 --> 00:29:30.279 Friendly Isle of Chad America or something night Stay of Scam America. Stop it. 372 00:29:30.720 --> 00:29:33.160 Well, anyway, it's called mister mcguay, I don't know what that 373 00:29:33.319 --> 00:29:36.880 is. It came with it? Is that the honey, because I think 374 00:29:36.960 --> 00:29:38.519 that's the honey you're supposed to put in with it to make it taste good. 375 00:29:40.359 --> 00:29:51.440 You bought honey for you for what. I'm gonna be pooping like a 376 00:29:51.440 --> 00:29:55.720 fool, and I'm gonna be so anxiety free and smart. Sure you'll be 377 00:29:55.759 --> 00:30:00.640 so anxious that you won't poop. All right, whatever, this is John's 378 00:30:00.720 --> 00:30:06.000 my host chat. Great. Oh one more thing, Yeah, I have 379 00:30:06.039 --> 00:30:11.200 another question. Uh huh. What is a store that you could never work 380 00:30:11.200 --> 00:30:19.799 at because you would spend your entire paycheck there? Oh that bathroom beyond Amazon? 381 00:30:22.119 --> 00:30:26.599 Can't work? No, a store like I couldn't work at Home Goods 382 00:30:26.799 --> 00:30:29.599 for example. Oh, I couldn't either. There's no freaking way. I 383 00:30:29.640 --> 00:30:33.680 would never bring home a dime. I couldn't work at Ross. I wouldn't 384 00:30:33.720 --> 00:30:38.960 be able to work at Petco because all the stuff for all my elvis, 385 00:30:40.079 --> 00:30:41.640 all those little things he needs, and all the fun things I buy him 386 00:30:42.559 --> 00:30:47.960 free people, I couldn't work there, or Nordstrom or Target even so, 387 00:30:48.079 --> 00:30:49.240 family, what you're telling me is you can never get a job. No. 388 00:30:49.359 --> 00:30:52.839 She could basically work nowhere. I couldn't work at Michael's. No. 389 00:30:53.119 --> 00:30:56.079 I couldn't work at a thrift store because I help me, I spent four 390 00:30:56.319 --> 00:31:00.599 d I bought four hundred yards of sharp material. Do you did you say 391 00:31:00.640 --> 00:31:03.880 you can't? You couldn't work at You couldn't work at Trader Joe's. No, 392 00:31:03.000 --> 00:31:06.559 because I would spend all my money. No, you wouldn't. I 393 00:31:06.640 --> 00:31:10.799 love vegetables and fruit there. They've got a lot of other things there too. 394 00:31:10.880 --> 00:31:14.680 Yeah, you would be able to work there. They I home Depot, 395 00:31:15.000 --> 00:31:18.279 only the gardening department, though I love that, And then Alta Sephora 396 00:31:18.440 --> 00:31:22.279 any of the makeup. She could never work. What about you, guys? 397 00:31:22.440 --> 00:31:23.400 Is there any place that you would have been? Like? He said? 398 00:31:23.440 --> 00:31:26.880 Best Buy? Would? I couldn't work at Home Goods. I couldn't 399 00:31:26.920 --> 00:31:33.000 work somewhere like Bloomingdale's or Nordstrom. No, I would never work at nordstro 400 00:31:33.079 --> 00:31:34.799 Would you couldn't work at Zara? Problem? No, I couldn't work at 401 00:31:34.880 --> 00:31:41.759 Zara. I couldn't work at John Varvados. There's a lot of places I 402 00:31:41.759 --> 00:31:45.200 couldn't work. I couldn't work um and so I couldn't work at Gucci or 403 00:31:45.240 --> 00:31:48.640 I couldn't work on No, I couldn't work Gucci would hire you? I 404 00:31:48.880 --> 00:31:56.079 know, I you know? What did you say? Gudci wouldn't hire me? 405 00:31:56.799 --> 00:32:00.000 Her? Oh oh, Gucci would hire the hell I you? Oh 406 00:32:00.039 --> 00:32:02.559 my god? What do you make? I really don't pay that much, 407 00:32:02.599 --> 00:32:08.680 though they probably It's probably like minimum mish, but a little more discount. 408 00:32:08.799 --> 00:32:13.599 Maybe gosh, I'll find out. I'll find out for from somebody. I'll 409 00:32:13.640 --> 00:32:15.519 figure it out. I want to know how much Gucci gets, and I 410 00:32:15.519 --> 00:32:17.319 want to know how much Louis Vaton people will get for their have a friend 411 00:32:17.359 --> 00:32:21.000 that works for Louis Vaton, I'll ask ask, yes, don't I want 412 00:32:21.039 --> 00:32:22.799 to know if they get like some scream in the showroom, like at the 413 00:32:22.880 --> 00:32:25.920 store, yeah, I'll ask her. Because they get to carry around a 414 00:32:25.960 --> 00:32:29.880 little purse with them when, like all the salespeople on the field, they 415 00:32:29.960 --> 00:32:31.640 probably have to turn it in at the end of I talked to one that 416 00:32:31.720 --> 00:32:35.680 you have to they have to buy it to work there. Oh you do, 417 00:32:36.039 --> 00:32:42.680 you can keep your little they ask get a deal on it's tiny. 418 00:32:42.720 --> 00:32:45.440 It's like a little tiny one. They're like, oh, it's only seven 419 00:32:45.559 --> 00:32:52.000 hundred dollars and you haven't even started here yet. Maybe I'm wrong making things 420 00:32:52.200 --> 00:32:55.400 all right? What's your host? Chat? So? Yeah, how is 421 00:32:55.440 --> 00:33:00.440 the show? Heather McDonald was great? Okay, so she had two opening 422 00:33:00.480 --> 00:33:07.440 actions. Let's give her podcast all the juicy scoop, hilarious, isn't it 423 00:33:07.440 --> 00:33:09.119 funny? Really good? I like her a lot, and she was really 424 00:33:09.160 --> 00:33:15.440 good. It was completely packed. Humphreeze. Yes, and I have to 425 00:33:15.480 --> 00:33:19.759 give a shout out to the women. They were dressed up. Oh yeah, 426 00:33:19.799 --> 00:33:23.200 I bet men. Were there any men there? There were a couple. 427 00:33:23.319 --> 00:33:27.880 But it was hilarious to see the guys with their girlfriends or wives. 428 00:33:28.200 --> 00:33:31.960 They looked like they were being taken to because of like a colonoscopy. Like 429 00:33:32.000 --> 00:33:37.200 they were not smiling, they were not talks about like reality TV stuff like 430 00:33:37.279 --> 00:33:39.319 the guys did not care about kill me now? Yeah, oh my god. 431 00:33:39.359 --> 00:33:43.480 Did she have a guest or anybody know what? She had two opening 432 00:33:43.480 --> 00:33:45.119 acts? So she had Justin Martindale and Chris ran Joel and they were, 433 00:33:45.200 --> 00:33:50.000 oh, I love him. Yeah. Did she do any impressions like she 434 00:33:50.119 --> 00:33:52.720 knows how she does the Housewives? And she didn't. She actually really didn't 435 00:33:52.759 --> 00:33:59.000 talk about the Housewives that much. It was mainly about like her family and 436 00:33:59.519 --> 00:34:01.319 stuff like that. Yeah, she grow into vander Pump at all, or 437 00:34:01.759 --> 00:34:05.839 at the very beginning she did. She did, Yeah that's fun. Well 438 00:34:05.880 --> 00:34:07.880 good, I'm glad it's pack. That must make her feel really good, 439 00:34:08.360 --> 00:34:10.880 can pack a house? It was good. And she looked great. Oh 440 00:34:12.000 --> 00:34:15.559 yeah, high Heather, and she looks good in a bikini because you see 441 00:34:15.639 --> 00:34:19.920 the bikini pick. Yeah, she's got a great body and good all right, 442 00:34:20.079 --> 00:34:25.000 guess what hasn't happened in a while? But what's gonna happen to night? 443 00:34:25.679 --> 00:34:30.519 What snappy facts? Which hold Rando facts facts in it? But I 444 00:34:30.519 --> 00:34:35.199 have a new No, that's all I got. No I have is this 445 00:34:35.360 --> 00:34:37.320 Rando it's his Rando news. Well do you want to say that for random 446 00:34:37.360 --> 00:34:40.800 news? No? Because this is what I meant. I meant snappy facts. 447 00:34:42.360 --> 00:34:45.000 And you can keep the music playing through the whole thing. Don't ride 448 00:34:45.000 --> 00:34:47.400 on my arm again. It was for two days I had writing on my 449 00:34:47.400 --> 00:34:51.840 own or elevator music. No, listen, isn't that great? Though? 450 00:34:52.000 --> 00:34:54.400 It saw what I wrote the last time? Isn't this pleasant? This is 451 00:34:54.480 --> 00:35:02.320 snappy facts. Creed has sold more albums in the United States than Jimmy Hendrix. 452 00:35:02.559 --> 00:35:07.199 Who's that Creed? Yeah, Scott's Dap, Creed, clever Head, 453 00:35:07.880 --> 00:35:13.000 No, just Creed the band? Oh my god. Whatever. You don't 454 00:35:13.000 --> 00:35:17.760 hone in on something, you home in on its agree. You can hone 455 00:35:19.079 --> 00:35:23.039 your skills because home means to sharpen, it means to narrow something down. 456 00:35:23.480 --> 00:35:34.280 But you home in on things because home means to target accurately. Don't argue 457 00:35:34.440 --> 00:35:37.039 you are in the in the wrong mister. I'm holding down the answer. 458 00:35:37.760 --> 00:35:44.840 Don't you dare try to push back at snappy facts. These are all real. 459 00:35:45.000 --> 00:35:49.000 Where'd you get these? Buzzbeed? Please? No, and please start 460 00:35:49.000 --> 00:35:53.239 the music again because it needs to play the whole time. Led, led 461 00:35:53.320 --> 00:35:58.280 Zeppelin, r EM, and depeche Mode have never had a number one single, 462 00:35:58.719 --> 00:36:06.400 but Rihanna I had fourteen Wow called the sack literally translates to butt of 463 00:36:06.440 --> 00:36:09.519 the bag in French, of the bag. I didn't throwing up. I 464 00:36:09.559 --> 00:36:19.199 didn't do especially when you're a kid. Oh my god, I have kids. 465 00:36:20.599 --> 00:36:25.039 The New York Times has approximately sixteen hundred obituaries pre written, so they're 466 00:36:25.039 --> 00:36:30.199 ready to go when certain people die. Sixteen hundred. Yeah, don't read 467 00:36:30.239 --> 00:36:32.519 over my shoulder. You know how much that bothers me? Do I look 468 00:36:32.519 --> 00:36:36.599 like I'm reading over your shoulder? On so time? Did they come over 469 00:36:36.639 --> 00:36:39.440 the steen shoulder? Why? God, nothing bothers me more than that? 470 00:36:39.519 --> 00:36:44.360 Why without throwing up? Does that bother you more? Yes? But that's 471 00:36:44.360 --> 00:36:46.440 a close second. Because I want to surprise you with these fucks. Don't 472 00:36:46.440 --> 00:36:52.480 read them out of time? Look, lig and Brian, Yeah, play 473 00:36:52.519 --> 00:36:59.320 my music again, drowning me out with it. The Internet as we know 474 00:36:59.440 --> 00:37:06.519 it is just around twelve thousand, five hundred days old. Mindy Cone from 475 00:37:06.599 --> 00:37:12.320 the Facts of Life is godmother to two of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's kids. 476 00:37:12.519 --> 00:37:15.239 Wow. Believed to be Knox and Vivian. Who are the twins and 477 00:37:15.280 --> 00:37:21.440 they are going to be fifteen next month? Wow? I know. The 478 00:37:21.639 --> 00:37:28.320 term pipe dream comes from the fantasies that people would have when they smoked opium. 479 00:37:28.440 --> 00:37:30.159 Have you ever used that term? It's a pipe dream. No, 480 00:37:30.519 --> 00:37:34.159 don't do that. It's a pipe it's kind of old people. Here you 481 00:37:34.199 --> 00:37:37.760 go, Brian, here's a couple for you. Steven Spielberg turned out an 482 00:37:37.800 --> 00:37:43.599 offered to direct the first Harry Potter movie because he thought it wouldn't be challenging, 483 00:37:43.639 --> 00:37:46.360 and he thoughts it should have been animated. I don't think you should 484 00:37:46.360 --> 00:37:52.920 have directed it. Robin Williams wanted to play the role of Hagrid in Harry 485 00:37:52.960 --> 00:37:57.719 Potter Potter, but the producers had a rule that they would only cast British 486 00:37:57.960 --> 00:38:01.840 actors, so they said, sorry, no, thank you to Robin Williams. 487 00:38:02.199 --> 00:38:06.079 But you know what, the guy who did play Hagrid was pretty darn 488 00:38:06.159 --> 00:38:12.280 great. He's dead now, I know. So as Tupac Shakur, who 489 00:38:12.599 --> 00:38:17.199 yeah who as a kid studied ballet and even played the role of the mouse 490 00:38:17.320 --> 00:38:23.079 King and the Nutcracker that I cannot imagine me either. Don't argue with snappy 491 00:38:23.119 --> 00:38:30.000 packs. He also Donna? He what tupa Donna humpter? But yeah, 492 00:38:30.360 --> 00:38:34.920 like our closes are with clothes, like what without clothes? He using his 493 00:38:35.519 --> 00:38:40.519 Wiener? Do you know they had Okay, oh my god, the movie 494 00:38:40.559 --> 00:38:43.719 A History of Violence? Do you know this is? Yes? I do. 495 00:38:44.119 --> 00:38:47.360 That was the very last movie to be released on a VHS tape v 496 00:38:47.719 --> 00:38:51.800 HS tape, and that was back in two thousand and six. The first 497 00:38:51.960 --> 00:38:59.159 fully digital like animated movie was the first digital animated full what four story? 498 00:38:59.679 --> 00:39:05.639 Oh oh wow? That was interesting, more interesting than all of my facts 499 00:39:05.719 --> 00:39:10.480 combined. Yeah, one more, I have two more. The word dude 500 00:39:12.119 --> 00:39:15.440 was used one hundred and sixty one times in The Big Lebowski. The F 501 00:39:15.639 --> 00:39:20.679 word was used two hundred and ninety two times, just about as much as 502 00:39:21.039 --> 00:39:23.079 like last week, we used it a lot last week you did? Yeah, 503 00:39:23.280 --> 00:39:29.159 not me? Oh boy? And Jeff Bridges said man one hundred and 504 00:39:29.199 --> 00:39:32.239 forty seven times. Wow, what a snappy fact that was. That was 505 00:39:32.440 --> 00:39:42.960 one more I know. I know the US has more millionaires than Sweden has 506 00:39:43.119 --> 00:39:49.599 people. There are more than eleven point million American households that now have a 507 00:39:49.679 --> 00:39:54.320 net worth of over one million, versus just ten point four million people in 508 00:39:54.400 --> 00:40:00.800 Sweden. Los Angeles has a bigger populations in Sweden. I your Sweden is 509 00:40:00.880 --> 00:40:04.000 what isn't Sweden supposed to be like the happiest place to live? Where is 510 00:40:04.039 --> 00:40:07.039 that? Finland? It's the Nordic countries. That's because there they have a 511 00:40:07.079 --> 00:40:09.199 ton of oil, so they have a ton of money in the government with 512 00:40:09.199 --> 00:40:12.719 like no one to spend it on because they have such a small population, 513 00:40:12.760 --> 00:40:15.639 so they have to throw money at everything, and so their healthcare is probably 514 00:40:15.360 --> 00:40:17.840 we should go there. They just throw money at you know. They have 515 00:40:17.960 --> 00:40:22.000 really strict integration though, because they don't want more people. They'd want me, 516 00:40:22.599 --> 00:40:27.559 they would because she's a blonde. Amazon find out that's a rarity. 517 00:40:27.679 --> 00:40:29.719 They didn't see you and they go, oh my good dude, look like 518 00:40:29.760 --> 00:40:37.000 you strip. That was really bad and enough of that talk. Yeah, 519 00:40:37.119 --> 00:40:44.639 Eric, sorry, quit it. New style trend Oh God from TikTok Okay, 520 00:40:44.800 --> 00:40:47.280 we're taking here on news from TikTok trend. Yeah, I'm just telling 521 00:40:47.320 --> 00:40:52.920 you the new trend in in clothing and the way you present yourself is to 522 00:40:52.079 --> 00:40:57.519 wear shoes that don't match your outfits. Oh no, that's like the new 523 00:40:57.559 --> 00:41:00.159 thing. Everybody's doing it, where something completely off opposite of what you are 524 00:41:00.199 --> 00:41:06.039 wearing clothes wise, No, thank you on your sneakers or you're whatever. 525 00:41:06.559 --> 00:41:12.400 I'd already talked about that and basically that's all I have. I have one 526 00:41:12.440 --> 00:41:19.480 more thing, what I started watching The Idol. Oh okay, wait, 527 00:41:19.519 --> 00:41:23.840 both on HBO Max. Okay, thoughts, I'm in Oh wait, let's 528 00:41:23.880 --> 00:41:28.679 say what it is. First. The Idol stars Johnny Depp's daughter, Lily 529 00:41:28.840 --> 00:41:32.119 Rose Depp, who is gorgeous and like the perfect body, tiny little thing 530 00:41:34.079 --> 00:41:38.800 on the weekend, yes, whose acting ability is not great. I'm on 531 00:41:38.880 --> 00:41:44.719 episode three and it is glaring how bad it is. Yeah, it's not 532 00:41:44.800 --> 00:41:50.360 good. Um. I just hope that she is never seen without a cigarette 533 00:41:50.360 --> 00:41:52.360 in her hand. Never, So I'm hoping that smoking just kind of comes. 534 00:41:52.400 --> 00:41:55.199 Do you get through the whole thing? Did you see the ice cube 535 00:41:55.199 --> 00:41:59.920 scene? No? Not yet? Okay, you so you saw the beginning 536 00:42:00.000 --> 00:42:02.119 and she's getting her picture taken and her boobs and nips are hanging out, 537 00:42:02.760 --> 00:42:07.559 and then the is on the face, and then her pleasuring herself, then 538 00:42:08.400 --> 00:42:12.480 him putting the scarf over her head and cutting a hole in the mouth, 539 00:42:12.960 --> 00:42:15.000 the mouth down on her vat I mean, not the mouth, the ice 540 00:42:15.079 --> 00:42:17.840 cube went down her vage. Oh, yes, I see that. Yes. 541 00:42:19.400 --> 00:42:24.400 And the second the second episode, she pleasures herself again, yes, 542 00:42:24.800 --> 00:42:30.400 using something lots of pleasuring of oneself, and it's just kind of sad. 543 00:42:30.440 --> 00:42:34.519 It's just kind of depressing because she's very yeah, and it's kind of like 544 00:42:35.079 --> 00:42:37.320 being like, okay, well she's mentally ill, big deal, Like is 545 00:42:37.440 --> 00:42:40.480 supposed to be Brittany, Like who is this? Yeah, it's just supposed 546 00:42:40.519 --> 00:42:45.199 to be And he looks scummy. He's supposed to be scummy, Yeah, 547 00:42:45.239 --> 00:42:47.519 and he is. But he's starting to now like take things over and it's 548 00:42:47.559 --> 00:42:51.800 yeah, not good. And people like all her people are like, who 549 00:42:51.840 --> 00:42:53.480 the hell is this guy? I don't know. I like his voice, 550 00:42:53.480 --> 00:42:57.280 like his talking voice. I do love his music though, Yeah, I 551 00:42:57.320 --> 00:43:00.559 like his music with Michael Jackson's great singing away terrible voice to listen to them 552 00:43:00.599 --> 00:43:07.079 talk totally, that's that's really crazy. And then I watched season two. 553 00:43:08.079 --> 00:43:13.199 The first two episodes are out now, the Sex and the City reboot, 554 00:43:13.400 --> 00:43:15.639 and just like that thing. No, oh, I say, no, 555 00:43:15.760 --> 00:43:21.559 thanks my that's like, my god. People, if you drank chardonnay like 556 00:43:21.639 --> 00:43:27.039 boxed wine, you definitely would like Sex and City. It just was awful. 557 00:43:28.000 --> 00:43:30.079 Thank you? Oh my god, I thought you were going to go 558 00:43:30.159 --> 00:43:35.599 on and on about how great it is. I don't find it interesting anymore. 559 00:43:35.679 --> 00:43:39.599 It was sexy, ever good. It was great first, Yes, 560 00:43:39.719 --> 00:43:45.119 it was really good. It was really it was different. It was nothing 561 00:43:45.159 --> 00:43:47.280 like it was. Yeah, it was cool, and it wasn't that. 562 00:43:47.639 --> 00:43:50.880 Yes, you were too young, Brian, you were too young to like 563 00:43:51.000 --> 00:43:53.719 really and they weren't. But you were too young to like like it. 564 00:43:53.960 --> 00:43:58.199 They weren't, you know, these eighteen year old girls. They were mature 565 00:43:58.280 --> 00:44:02.440 women. And um, but this there's too many characters, there's too many 566 00:44:02.880 --> 00:44:10.239 subplots, there's too much. It is and I I no disrespect. Oh, 567 00:44:12.119 --> 00:44:15.199 I am so sick and tired of the Miranda Chay thing. I want 568 00:44:15.199 --> 00:44:23.039 to kill myself. What's that She's a lesbian and she's followed her to La 569 00:44:23.119 --> 00:44:30.400 It's so bad, and she's naked all the time, Miranda. Yes, 570 00:44:30.599 --> 00:44:36.360 like fully you can see your old bush and old boob. How is the 571 00:44:36.519 --> 00:44:40.280 cameo by hasn't happened yet? Oh? Okay, well that that is new, 572 00:44:40.360 --> 00:44:45.239 so it's not surprised. It's it's just a phone call. Oh god. 573 00:44:45.480 --> 00:44:50.519 So it's like but they're only putting out like one episode a week, 574 00:44:50.639 --> 00:44:53.559 so you have to wait for it. Okay, but so far I am 575 00:44:53.639 --> 00:44:58.639 not impressed. Um. I'm glad that you said that we can be friends 576 00:44:58.639 --> 00:45:00.400 again, because if you were, we loved it. I just don't know 577 00:45:00.440 --> 00:45:05.599 if I can appreciate your taste anymore. I'm sorry, be friends again kind 578 00:45:05.639 --> 00:45:08.960 of a little. It's hit miss, It's hit miss. It is. 579 00:45:09.639 --> 00:45:15.039 There are some movies you think are good though, I think whatever it's true 580 00:45:15.079 --> 00:45:20.039 though. Whatever, Um, one more question then we're gonna end this. 581 00:45:20.159 --> 00:45:25.119 Yes, it's quick. Yes. Do you guys take naps? Yes? 582 00:45:27.039 --> 00:45:30.480 Um, sometimes, not super often anymore. I used to take a lot 583 00:45:30.519 --> 00:45:34.880 of naps. Oh I was working angling to college. Tell you every day. 584 00:45:35.679 --> 00:45:42.679 Researchers say that nappers tend to have bigger brains. Their brains don't shrink 585 00:45:42.719 --> 00:45:45.519 as fast as they get older. Are you saying it because you sleep all 586 00:45:45.599 --> 00:45:50.119 day. Oh, you've got the biggest brain in the room. Never got 587 00:45:50.119 --> 00:45:52.719 in bed, No, I just sleep in. I haven't taken a nap 588 00:45:52.719 --> 00:45:55.960 because I sleep in so much because I don't know what I'm doing. You 589 00:45:57.000 --> 00:46:00.519 got bed? No, no, no, this is not the line of 590 00:46:00.599 --> 00:46:04.000 questioning happening right. I was curious, like ten today, I got out 591 00:46:04.000 --> 00:46:08.519 of bed at um, God, what time was it? Because all we 592 00:46:08.519 --> 00:46:13.880 were up late because we had my my daughter's birthday dinner noon. So I 593 00:46:13.880 --> 00:46:16.639 went to bed. I went to bed at three A because I was listening 594 00:46:16.639 --> 00:46:21.400 to stuff on I was doing stuff and manifesting. Thank you. Yeah. 595 00:46:21.440 --> 00:46:22.519 I just want to say, I have access to our YouTube channel, so 596 00:46:22.559 --> 00:46:30.559 I do see Laura suggested YouTube videos and they're all No, I gave access 597 00:46:30.559 --> 00:46:37.880 to all that ship Oh god, I don't snoop. All I do is 598 00:46:37.880 --> 00:46:39.199 I see the top of the home page and I click on our rafter go 599 00:46:39.280 --> 00:46:44.400 to our channel, and wow, you're welcome. I was doing that channel. 600 00:46:44.400 --> 00:46:46.039 I was going, you thumbnails for a video, so you're welcome. 601 00:46:47.320 --> 00:46:53.280 But they literally are all sleep meditation, manifestation wealth videos. One time I 602 00:46:53.360 --> 00:46:55.199 opened YouTube and I still signed it. I was like, what the fuck? 603 00:46:55.199 --> 00:47:00.800 I don't I listen to this ship fall asleep but supposed to help me? 604 00:47:00.880 --> 00:47:02.559 Oh lord, anyway, So I don't take naps anymore, but I 605 00:47:02.599 --> 00:47:05.360 used to do, and I love them, and I have a big brain, 606 00:47:05.480 --> 00:47:07.239 and you do, and you do start manipulating her search results. So 607 00:47:07.280 --> 00:47:09.599 I'm gonna start typing them, like how do you get a boyfriend? How 608 00:47:09.599 --> 00:47:16.079 do you get laid? So like that's a swamit sounds disgusting. Help you 609 00:47:16.159 --> 00:47:22.360 go to sleep, Brian, don't do it, don't even think about it. 610 00:47:22.440 --> 00:47:27.000 I will rip. I will change my password in five seconds. Not 611 00:47:27.039 --> 00:47:30.199 that I have, you know whatever, add whatever you want. I'll just 612 00:47:30.320 --> 00:47:32.760 gloss right over. I won't stop on it. Let me that. And 613 00:47:32.840 --> 00:47:37.760 they're muted until you press them anyway, So up there that No, it'll 614 00:47:37.760 --> 00:47:43.760 be when you fall asleep, and the next suggestive of your PA that'll be 615 00:47:43.880 --> 00:47:49.400 my subconscious. Okay you guys, thank you. That's it. We're done. 616 00:47:49.880 --> 00:47:52.639 Happy weekend. We're gonna have a good one this weekend. I think 617 00:47:52.639 --> 00:47:59.519 I'm gonna go to Sequan true and um, I don't know what. I 618 00:47:59.599 --> 00:48:04.719 only am allow myself to gamble fifty dollars, so gambled on. I'll either 619 00:48:04.920 --> 00:48:13.320 play roulette you Yeah, you or I do the um stop machines. Okay, 620 00:48:13.320 --> 00:48:15.280 you should just take keep your mind go home. I know played Black 621 00:48:15.360 --> 00:48:20.800 Jacker poker. Those are the only games with like winning odds, and they 622 00:48:20.800 --> 00:48:23.400 don't have winning odds, but they have the the highest of the odds have 623 00:48:23.440 --> 00:48:30.239 the lowest losing odds. I have to refresh my Game's not hard, it's 624 00:48:30.280 --> 00:48:32.920 not hard. No, I'm not gonna play poker. Poker has too many 625 00:48:32.960 --> 00:48:37.199 things going on. And but beginner's luck, you know, you never do 626 00:48:37.639 --> 00:48:43.719 exists. Play black Jacket's big fifty dollars is gonna get me far another It 627 00:48:43.800 --> 00:48:45.400 can't be a free rule, you never know? Yeah, no, I'm 628 00:48:45.840 --> 00:48:51.320 you know, what do you call whales? So you might be lucky to 629 00:48:51.320 --> 00:48:53.199 get a drink camp? Oh my god? Do they even do that anymore? 630 00:48:53.280 --> 00:48:55.639 Do they come around with free drinks? Still? I don't. In 631 00:48:55.760 --> 00:48:59.559 Vegas they do, Yeah, they still do. They do. Rona has 632 00:48:59.679 --> 00:49:04.960 the car and Sequana. You can't drink a Barona alcohol? Oh no, 633 00:49:05.199 --> 00:49:09.079 no, no, my favorite one. I love s Quan. I just 634 00:49:09.199 --> 00:49:16.679 love their hotel. Actually, really streak you did you have a little gambling 635 00:49:16.760 --> 00:49:22.119 problem problem? Yeah? What does that? You mean? A good one? 636 00:49:22.360 --> 00:49:23.440 It wasn't the problem because I didn't lose a lot of money here? 637 00:49:24.119 --> 00:49:28.199 What were you playing? Mostly black jack? I played a lot of black 638 00:49:28.280 --> 00:49:30.239 jack and you what were you winning? Like? What what are we talking? 639 00:49:30.440 --> 00:49:35.159 Hundreds? Thousands? The most I ever walked away with it was like 640 00:49:35.199 --> 00:49:38.719 six hundred bucks, okay at eighteen. At eighteen, that's I had a 641 00:49:38.760 --> 00:49:42.920 friend walking with five and walking with a thousand. So I mean, yeah, 642 00:49:43.280 --> 00:49:45.800 okay, maybe I'll play the tables. I'll take some time and play 643 00:49:45.840 --> 00:49:47.800 the table. You're finally lose, but like, thank you, thank you 644 00:49:47.840 --> 00:49:51.199 for that. The only played black jack if there's like a five arm in 645 00:49:51.239 --> 00:49:52.440 the mum, okay, otherwise it's not worth it. All right, all 646 00:49:52.519 --> 00:49:57.639 right, thank you for the advice. I maybe will take it. I 647 00:49:57.840 --> 00:50:00.880 think any parting words from you, mister rumor, No you want to go, 648 00:50:00.960 --> 00:50:04.199 oh I'm so bad, but I'm gonna make you watch a video you 649 00:50:06.440 --> 00:50:07.960 I know you are, I know you are? You you loft like five 650 00:50:08.000 --> 00:50:14.239 minutes ago, I think, okay, you must have a job here. 651 00:50:14.800 --> 00:50:15.519 Yeah I knew you were going to say that. I know I know. 652 00:50:16.239 --> 00:50:20.320 All right, okay, guys, I love you, Thank you, Capital 653 00:50:20.400 --> 00:50:24.920 Growth, thank thank you Scedattle five K and love your podcast. Love your 654 00:50:24.960 --> 00:50:29.760 podcast. Wow. If someone wants to leave, I haven't said it yet. 655 00:50:30.000 --> 00:50:31.239 Um I just want to touch on a couple of things before you saying 656 00:50:31.280 --> 00:50:37.480 off here. Love you, my sweet babies. Love you by