My chick heart to mind rosing off to the part learn with bows. They
don't complain it when the cook old Holy served the sea is drugs because don't
need no costs ousing drugs, older folders and drug army hearties and keep my
fantasy authors take harnessing. Hi everybody, I'm John Hartness and I'll be playing
the role of Alphonse Lightbringer, the seven foot tall baddest mutit in the movie
in his own mind. It's metric all right, it's seven metric feet shut
up. In real life, I write multiple series, including Quincy Harker,
Demon Hunter, Bubba the Monster Hunter, and the Black Knight Chronicles. And
I am the publisher of Falstaff books, many of which are will be available
in the bookstore for a very limited time. Hi. I'm Joseph Brassie.
I play the role of calhashwood Stone Paladin as author in the Mongoliad books.
My novel Skyfair and Dragon Road can be found in the Authors and Dragons bookstore.
And I am the author of such non existent titles as God. I
am haunted by those iPads. I think they're quiet now. Salutations fleshbags.
I am Drew Hayes, and I play Metallica zam the electrical ethical Enforcer.
In real life, I write books such as Superpowers, NPC's The Fred the
Vampire Accountant and Spellswort and Stealth Noble Roots, the latest of which is out
in print and audio now, and I think we sall have a couple of
copies in the bookstore as of me saying this now, Hello friends, my
name is Robert Bevan. I play the role of Jewels the Sorcerer with the
muss. I write critical failures and all that and go get it, stand
and deliver, hire professional folk hero and the leader of these merry band of
misfits. If only they'd realize in real life, I am Steve Weverl and
don't look nearly this cool army hardys, I'd be Rick Qualtirian. I am
the admiral of this asshole Armada, and I'm stealing it. Aren't you on
a plane yet? I write several things, including with the lesser you know,
speaking out who's speaking up out there? And routing my game. When
the bookstore opens again, go check it out. But when last we left
our intrepid sort of adventurers, they had wandered into the sewer after well murdering
one of their fellow allies crap hole in the search for the body of Pink
Slip, that is, in the manner of diamond Ozon, one of the
one of the town council leaders of the town of Brian Moss. A bunch
of rats had just finished beating on Alphons before the party came and saved him.
Alphons's eyes are burning because ship was dripping down on him and he looked
up into it. And cal is finally coming down from the high of having
tried several indigenous herbs. Oh man, oh man, what's going on?
No? Really, I have no idea where I am. You come to
and you were in the middle of a dank and filthy, filthy sewer,
say across from Georspher, Oh why never mind, I want to go back
to sleep. Oh and Georsper, roll me a constitution save DC twenty two
not getting better fourteen. I'm going to move away from Jorsper quickly. George
Or you have a moment, a momentary horroric hallucination, stead you up on
a stage in front of a crowd of other Georgspers who are currently judging you.
Tis but the dream come true, and since we're just finishing the battle
and cala is waking up. I will need fresh, fresh initiatives from everybody.
Also, the Sorcerer rules a natural one. Galahashwood rolls a seven.
George is the Sorcerer also out to click on his fucking token. That's all
part of the natural one. Our rules in eleven, Stand and deliver.
Cannot currently click on his token, but you roll the sixteen Metallicasam rolls a
thirteen. All right, stand and you are up excellent. You are currently
surrounded by rap corpses. Ah, it's the only way to live. Okay.
Ahead of you is a dead end and a path that leads south.
Okay, well, it seems pretty straightforward where we're supposed to go. Everybody,
mind your feet on the rap corpses in the sewer, and I will
just head down that corridor, not stealthily, but if I can roll for
not falling in another fucking pit again, I'd like to do that. How
far are you moving to my maximum movement? So thirty feet? And then
percept? All right, roll perception. Perception is I put so much into
making this character an actual road. He rolls a six. You are most
definitely in a sewer. Everything seems absolutely fine, chaps. Let's uh,
let's move on. I feel good about this. Metallic Kazam. Metallic Kazam
will also move forward with the intent of checking out what's going on, so
I don't see any active targets. I am good here all ponds. Your
eyes are currently burning and things are blurry, but you can still see mostly.
I'll blink a lot. I have robes. I'll wipe my eyes with
my robes. The world. The world turns black, then light, then
black, then light, then black then light. Really getting into this role
playing adventure, it's stub stup. Do any of you have healing spells?
I get I can. I can touch you and make you feel the good
stuff. I have, no, No, not that good stuff. I'm
not judging. Solibacy is not part of this monk tradition. That's fine,
book. Then I'll hang out here and wait for Cal to come rub me
and make me feel better. All right, Cal, Just to let you
know you are currently standing in well in ship water. There is a path
on either side that you might want to climb up on. I'll give you
that one for free, since you just woke up from a drug and due
stupor. All right, I'm gonna go over. How is Alphons looking?
Alphonse is bad? Beat? All right? Somebody bjorged the ship out of
me last game by dropping a fireball on my head, and I wasn't raging
to get half damage reduced to a quarter if I made my saving throws.
So I think I I structured that fireball so it didn't hit you. If
I remember right, I'm at six hit points and I'm blaming you for it.
I think that might have been the flurry of rats. You're trying to
one man fight, all right, entirely possible. When I'm still blaming you,
Col's gonna walk over to U Alphons and basically like pat him on the
head and drop twenty hit points into him. Lay on hands, baby,
thanks, But I feel I feel tall. Nobody tell him that he's not
tall. I mean that'll that'll happen. Leave when you have the good stuff.
Anything else? Kyle? Oh yeah? Can I do perception? Jack?
Sure? That's the twelfth all right? You see a street path ahead
of you heading south? And how's your how's your night vision? I think
as a half off, I've got dark vision, Yeah, dim light sixty
feet all right, you see a path branching off to the west over here.
It looks like we've got two choices. We can go straight or to
the west. Well, going straight sounds boring, kyl. We just came
from the west, we did. Yeah, it's okay, but you were
really really stunned. Yeah, I mean I was in the I was in
a I mean, I'll be real, I was in a better place.
That's a low bar, dude. We're literally in a sewer, all right,
Joyce, you're up. Oh, I'm not sure if I want to
follow people that were just bathing and ship really alone in the sewer is scary.
I shall follow one, two, three, four, five, six,
And since I got more movement and nothing to do, I'll follow one
more space. Good day to users. That's one thing to call it,
all right, Stan, just keep on miss mcgowing my way through this.
Yeah, charge forward, full movement, straight down thirty feet. Come on,
chaps, let's not dally in the shit. Okay, well you go
about fifteen feet. Let's not dally in the ship. Two ax plades come
flying out of the wall at you, Dan, excellent, I will need
a DC fourteen deck save okay, tide old hips done fail me now full
you are cleaved for seventeen damage. Motherfucker. Oh who goes to this effort
to protect a fucking sia. Oddly enough, Stan, as you screamed that
out, you hear a voice and answer, are those visitors? I hear?
No, Nope, no visitors here. Squeak, squeak, squeak,
squeak, squeak. Come further, My friends, come further. Tell Kazam,
well, I'm liking being away from whatever just talked like that, So
I am going to contribute by shooting a firebolt at this axe because that one
allows me to target objects as well as creatures. So popping off of shots
at the axe trap thing for with a nine. Okay, your fireball bounces
harmlessly off the still sputtering bleeds. M These appear to have some resistance to
fire, I mean, like not being made of metal. It is a
possibility. Just wondering how flammable you think you are, says this is a
fascinating conversation. But I am bleeding very heavily. Anything else Metallica is am
No, I am quite good here, thank you. Alphonse has the trap
that just slashed at stand reset or is it triggered and done. The bleeds
after after stuttering back and forth for a few seconds, they do retract into
the wall. Whether or not the trap has reset or is done, You
do not know, Paul. I know how to find out. Yeah,
even as a halfling, I still get monk speed. So my first movement
of thirty five feet will take me right to where the axe just was.
And now we'll find out if it's reset or not. Wait, is there
a little tunnel over here? Rag in the trap with your face is a
choice? Well, I'd rather bold choice. Screw that. Since there's a
tunnel over here, I'll go down these stairs. Those are not stairs,
that's just a tunnel. Okay, I'll go over here. Then that's just
that's just drainage grates. Oh okay, well then I can go over there
stand on the great feat. Not that I haven't just been randomly peeing all
the time because we're in a sewer or so fucking I'm gonna go part way
down and see if see what I can see in the little offshoot room.
This one goes to eleven eleven. It's not bad, um, I believe
you have night vision, right, No, no, but I seem to
have something lighting up around. I believe I believe you have get a torture
or light stone going. I would believe you. Okay, well regardless,
Um, yes, you see a rather a sizeable room ahead of you.
Um. Within that room appears to be a lead or some kind of metal
chest. And beyond that the path continues and you see what appears to be
a skeleton lying on the ground. Stand. I think there's another trap over
here. Bring your face. Also, there seems to be loot, not
the musical kind, like the kind we actually give a shit about. Loot
is good, living is better? Is that all all right? Cal?
Since so you do not heed my advice and you're still standing in the ship
water, I will need you to roll a D ten. All right,
that's a one. Please give me a constitution save oh god, not again.
Is just one of those little worms that flies up your your e throne,
that's a twelve? All right? You are filthy, but you otherwise
feel unaffected. Yeah, yeah, that's better. See if you're peeing while
the worm is trying to swim up your your wreathro it kind of shoots it
right back out. Did I did I say your eyes were bothering? You
because like now your tongue is swelling up. That's not all that's swallowed?
Are you're speaking from like firsthand experience. Man, I'll seen some shit,
dude, apparently felt some shit too. I wasn't always a monk. Exam,
how you doing that is than you? No parasites have attempted to enter
my main compartments now, I mean like that hasn't happened to me. I
said attempted. Nothing is attempted. I haven't pissed in this stuff. There
are more than one type of parasite. Oh yeah, gets snored all those
mushrooms. That's all. Try and keep up pain. This is out of
the ship, Walter. I shall endeavor to comply. Cal is going to
move those seems reasonable. Cal is gonna move up behind Stan and put five
points to lay on hands into him. I think behind Stan, I avoid
the acts, right, Yes, okay, yeah, I'm just gonna that's
five hit points back. Glad to have you back, young man. I
don't care what anyone says. I like your style. Thanks, I got
it a good will, all right, Joser. Speaking of swelling up,
I shall bring up the rear, oh man, and even more uncomfortable when
he's behind me. There are no jorcerers down this hallway, just pointing that
out. Continue following the group, that's all. Are you gonna try to
make a running diagonal jumped across the ship water? What's your strength? I
don't know, if I have to look it up, it's five points.
Okay, you can easily cover that hora all right and leap. Oh my
oh god, he's right there again. That hot breath just suddenly on your
neck. Kala still doesn't know what his deity is, but he's praying.
You're the one with the ship bugs crawling up your ass. I don't have
anything crawling on me. Man, that's the thought. Literally, the first
time you've ever said that. Well, yeah, it's because I'm sober.
Unfortunately, Oh that was not the time to be breaking character said. We
are quite literally in the ship. Yeah, I noticed. I want to
go back to the good place. Anything else, jocer, No, I'm
good for now. All right, we're back to Ustan. Okay, I'm
gonna use my movement to move myself to Alphons. I'm gonna use my bardic
inspiration. That's a sixty foot range. I think I get everyone, and
I'm going to give him a little pep talk, and I'm gonna say I've
been in tighter spots than this, my friends. One of these days,
I'll tell you about this Gnomich countess I knew, and that should give you
a D six. Dude, I'm really inspired hearing about this lady who apparently
liked to count things. As long as you're inspired, then it's fine.
All right, So Stan, you moved up behind al Yes, all right?
Anything else other than that, I'm about to be hit by a never
X that he was too short for. I guess we'll see. I mean
two two four metallica is am all right? I will go ahead and join
the people who are hanging out right here. That's the way I can see
what's going on in the stairwell and hopefully not be in range of any there's
no stairwell, then don't put stairs on the map, the hall well whatever.
And I think that's gonna be my turning, because I really don't have
anything to shoot spells at right now. All right, Alphonse, I want
to go see what's in the chest, see if I can get there,
all right, Yeah, that's less than thirty five feet away, So I
want to go into the room and over the chest and see if I can
open it. Hey, you're not gonna get that far, I figured,
all right. As you step into the room, you find that the ground
beneath your feet is disturbingly spongy. God damn it, jeorcura, were you
in here already? As once again you hear that voice, Welcome to the
lair of clack high clock, Hello, clack, A million chance related to
click, well, click clack, cling clunk. The ground beneath your feet
TikTok begins to undulate. Alphonse, all right, it's like a water bed.
I'm here for it. And an enormous scorpion bursts forth as it looks
at you and says, oh man, this feels like a flashback from another
life. Normally I only see these things when I'm tripping. So there's a
scorpion there, Yes, there is. And it turns to you so and
it makes a clack noise as it like snaps its pincers together, and he
says, welcome to my sewer. You will soon nourish me joous or are
you're up? So I'll give you a chance now, if you guys want
to roll a fresh initiative or if you want to keep the numbers you have
right now, I'm all for lessons pressing buttons. I'm all for bringing up
the rear. I really don't like where I'm standing right now. I really
don't like where you're standing right now, either, But you're next an initiative,
so you can get away from there, all right. How all you
did was move, so you still have an action as this enormous talking scorpion,
uh well looks down upon you, which honestly, probably a normal sized
scorpion could look down upon you. But you know well, I do not
take kindly to being looked down upon. So you want a step ladder.
We're gonna sort this shit. I'm going to try for an on armed strike,
and I will burn a key point to blow it flurally, so we'll
make an armed strike. Thank god, I don't have a nice I'm missed,
all right. The first one is a fourteen. You take a punch
and you're punches deflected by its armored claws. All right, So now my
flurry of blows attack and that will be two more punches, punch and punch,
So that's a twelve and fifteen fifteen connects, all right? For four
points of damage. Yeah, that ought to do. Oh wait that I
was like editorializing it. There, talk shit and now, Pale, let's
go at you. I'll talk shit when you're in my mouth. If I
wanted any shit out of you, I'd squeeze your head. George or you
are just totally this is this is your jam, clearly, Cal, you're
up. All right. Let me just check my movement here. Make sure
I can get to the get to the ship show. Yeah, I can
get to Can I get to Can I pass alphons? I can pass through
the same square, right, you can pass? All right, Cal's gonna
move up so kitty corner with with m alphons and gonna attack mister scorpion.
Hey, hey dude, no, no, you're not. None of us
are going in your mouth. All right, that's just not happening right now.
That's a fifteen hit, ten damage, ten slashing. But boom,
Joseph, say hello to my little friend. All right. Now, you
said there's things that look like stairs are actually like grapes. Yeah, they're
just trained grapes. All right, I got a good idea. Oh god,
oh no, oh no, all right, I would like to again
jump diagonally across here, and I want to stand over the grate and see
if my robes blow up. I'm so glad I'm away from that. Now
roll a D ten in psic seed. You're gonna have to make a constitution.
So I've never been so glad to be immune to disease rules A five.
Nope, this is just a drainage. Great, your robes do not
billow up. He's just flapping your robe over a great. I'm trying to
distract the scorpion's distracting someone, my friend. You're not standing near the corner
of scorpion. Can't even see you anything else or all right? Yeah,
if I got movement, I guess I'll go stand over the other grade over
here. Keep trying. Great, No, it is not billowing, but
I can shake it. We go my bottom in the scorpions direction. I'll
assume that's your action. Stan. Hello, Okay, I'd like to move
to Alphonse flank. WHOA, now bomb me a drink first. I'm definitely
not any kind of damage make but I guess if we can split the attacks
a little bit. But I'm not going to get fully into the fray.
I'm just going to warm up with some ship, talking cast vicious mockery for
a wisdom save of fourteen. He gets up okay, well, He takes
five psychic damage disadvantage on his next time. And I say, i'd say
you've got a face only your mother could love. But I fucked your mum
and she thinks you're ugly. I think that's the most effective barred thing you've
ever done. Jesus, God, damn it is that my first? God
damn it. It might be I feel good, I feel like good.
It feels good. Does it feels great? Well? Stan In attempting to
divide its attacks, um, you insulted horribly, thus drawing all of its
attacks. Does that that if I can go out on a solid one line,
That's how I want to go out. So it tries to hit you
with a claw for that one, take care of that. In a second,
tries to hit you with another claw for thirteen fifteen, doesn't hit,
and then it stays you with the stinger for a twenty five twenty five absolutely
hit. I'm sorry nineteen Oh that still hits? All right? You take
nine piercing okay, and I need to con save DC twelve. Believe it
or not, this a frail elderly man doesn't have much of a con but
let's see anyway, an eight. All right, you take twenty three points
of poison as fire racist through your veins. Okay, right, I am
dead, but I feel good. I feel good about it. Oh God,
and it's uh and it's natural. One was just a normalness you unconscious?
Dam Yes, God very much. So fucking well that was pretty good
ship talking. I may be dead, but I still fucked your mom.
All right, Metallica Zam, you see you see stan Dan delivered like you
know, hit the ground screaming about you know, fucking scorpions. Okay,
I am going to uh. First off, though, metallic Zam is impassive.
You hear a voice screaming for just us as a spectral weapon is manifested
behind the scorpion. Uh. I don't go ahead and roll the attack for
that one. And and it looks like I feel the note and nine.
I don't know why I would have advantage, so guessing that doesn't help.
Nope, just clanks off Clack's armor. Uh. Okay, and that was
a bonus. So I will then use my movement get right to hear and
I will throw a healing word on stan Dandy livers, which gets you back
up for Oh. Actually, if I'm in touching range, I should do
ah, well, that's the same same I should do a cure wounds,
which is nine hit points. That's bad and what I was at, and
then I'm immediately back out of out of stabbing range. Alphons. All right,
well, I almost killed him with one punch last time, so we're
gonna do the same thing. We're gonna first, we're gonna make an unarmed
strike, and then we're if I don't drop him with one shot, then
we'll content consider flurry blowing him fifteen it for eight. I do love when
the Appetizer fights back. Guys. This scorpion is much sturdier than other giant
scorpions I have encountered in my days, So I'm going to have to hit
smite it again, and there's a slim chance that I may need further assistance
from you. I'll spend a key point and Floria blow him twice for a
seventeen and an eighteen both hit. That's a total of fourteen more damage.
All right, Clark seems to be taking you a little more seriously now,
Appetizer motherfucker. I'm the entire I'm an entire topas player. All right,
Cal, you just watched your friend punch out a scorpion. Hey, let's
do this. Cal is going to take another swing. That's an eleven miss
a fucking all right, buddy, I know things are tough for you tall
guys. Sometimes I don't like this, all right, georgepher you were standing
there shaking your willie over the over the great when while nothing is happening.
All right, Well, that plan didn't work as well as I had hoped.
Uh, I'm gonna go with the tried and true method. I shall
blind him with my wonder. I stepped forward and color spray hmm. Okay,
and I think that's what happens in the game. All right, So
I roll six, dude ten, and I don't know how to do that,
Cod catch you, all right, I'm just gonna roll dude ten.
Sis. Okay, I want you to read that very closely because it doesn't
say anything about friendly is not being affected. Well, you're about to colleges
over the only guy who landed a blow so far. All right, Sorry,
John, let's still just joke. What has done is done, all
right? What do I gotta say thirty three thirty seven? All right,
thirty seven hit points worth of creature are blinded. If anyone in the audience
can do him, alf feel free to jump in. Is there a safe
Stan? How many hit points do you have? Nine? I'm not even
I'm behind the wall. Surely can't giz round a corner? Okay, FLEXI
dick, I expect I'm one hundred percent in range. I'm at twenty six
and forty two and interesting, only enough, the scorpion is the last on
that list to be affected. Oh shit, fuck? So you you affect
thirty three points? Thirty six? I think six? All right? So
then, uh Stan and Alphonse believe you were both blinded? Is there a
safeties either? I don't see anything. None of it is are saved,
but everybody does have about inspiration except for fucking me, of course. All
right, you just blinded to you of your friends? M yeah? Got
there anything else? Y? This has turned into a horrible day. Uh
no, think I think that'll do for now. Who turned out the goddamn
lights? Oh god, I really wish I didn't see that? Did somebody?
Did somebody ship in my eyes? Again? Oh? You're you're you're
thinking of fonds that maybe whatever got in your eyes is like you finally burned
out your retinas. Stand in the meantime, you you were knocked out,
you were healed, and now suddenly you're bit in pitch darkness, old age.
What can I say? I believe the blinded effect gives you disadvantage fire
recalling it sounds like it showed. Yeah. Fortunately the spell isn't very good
neither. It's a scaster, so you have disadvantage, but it hacks against
you have advantage. All right, it's a I gave her credit for Well,
I can't see much, so you can't see anything. Yeah, well
to a given value of much. I guess I've already done aboutic inspiration.
Not a lot else I can do. I've got the skuyself. Maybe I
can disguise myself as someone who didn't insult his mum. You're still on the
ground covered in your own blood. You could try to pretend your you know
what, I'm gonna go for a tried and true classic. I'm gonna cast
minor illusion to project a shifting jaucer in front of the scorpion. It's a
panic reaction. Oh, there's two of them. Now, maybe I'm glad
I can't see. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're you're better off.
And there's my bonus action. When I was I was saving this for when
it worked. But I am fucked. I'm gonna use actually actually rolled me
a D eight D eight. Okay, Um, does anybody have a physical
dice? We didn't want to unedited episode. We need some elevating music to
play. N the lights are off, I can't that's a four? A
four? All right? In your blinded state, you realize you have no
idea what in front of the scorpion means. So George for shooting George for
appears atop the chest, shitting copiously upon it. Well, I can't see
that I've failed, so I assume this has gone swimmingly. Whose chests am
I shooting them? No? Let's get it. Oh what have we done?
What hapf jorcerer rot? All right, let's see here. At least
when we get to hell, we can skip the explanation phase. Yeah,
boss, I know, I know why. Yeah, the part of the
jorcerer thing. Yeah, no, I get it, alright. Bonus action
to do healing words on myself, all right? For seven slightly less dead
okay, but still blinded. All right. The scorpion swings a claw at
at the shitting jorserer. Yes, you're welcome. That's called strategy, fell
let's look it up. As the claw passes through, it shakes its head
and it's like they always tried the tricks. My trick is punching you a
lot. All right. So a claw is coming after you stand, and
a tail is coming after you Alphons, all right, the claw hits for
nine. I assume it's a miss. It's a miss, an, Alphons.
The tail stings you for for twenty one. Yeah, it's good advantage
on everything against just fond ones. Right, Oh yeah, there's a thirteen
hits you it does not, okay, good, so twenty one against you
alphons. Oh yeah, I'm fucked. Okay, Well, here's some damage
and I need to cons a twelve con savee DC twelve. Remember you got
D six you can use on your con safe thanks to me poison. Yeah,
so that's ten. Yeah, a D six artic advantage. That's twelve.
Oh you just make it. You managed to fight off meats beats.
I felt poisoned, but then the spirit of stan dand Deliver infused me and
while I feel old and pompous, I am healthier somehow, hardly enough.
I have another story about now much contest that involves poisoning. I'll tell you
about it later, when we're not about to die. I'll tenderize you yet
appetizer Metallica is am. If you're going to give up, well, slurters,
I'm going to fuck your shit off while I use my bonus action to
hit a justice slash Rick. Please have the scorpion role a wisdom saved for
my main action of tolling the dead with a wisdom of fifteen. If he
does not make it, he will be taking two D tent two D twelve
of necronic damage. Meantime, let's get some just rolls of fifteen. Okay,
I think he will probably be fine on that one. So does a
fourteen hits? No? Okay, uh, smashing with the slashing and the
toll of the dead does nothing, all right, alf vuns back to you.
Well, since I heard him, I know where he is. You're
still blind, um, But yeah, I mean, you know where he
is, but you're still disadvantage. I mean, I'm hanging out with these
people. That's enough of the disadvantage. Oh it's never enough, you bet
so don't want that's an eight all right. Now we're going to spend a
key point in Floria blows m back. Yeah, and a twelve. All
right, Cal, you watch as Alphonse, you know, just does some
shadow boxing next. Gal, he's like right in front of you. I
oh god, damn it, I'm not really I'm not really sure if I'm
trying to punch the Scorpion or jews roer. I mean, both are reasonable.
There's no wrong answer in this, all right, Cal, you're up.
All right, I'm gonna take another swing. That's a twenty four.
All right, listen, Scorpion, the giant fucking literally got fucking divine smite
and that is six slashing and this is a second level smite, so seventeen.
Who you take a massive chunk out of him? Well done, son,
Maybe we on the one line is I don't know, eat store crustacean
her whatever the fuck you are appetized yet, bitch? All right, George
sir, you're up? Oh god, all right, Tom, color spray
didn't work as well as I had hoped it would. I need it will,
so George R. Will step up his game? Oh god, with
a different spray. All right. Uh like, I'm gonna move down here
and whib Sorry, Joe, that wasn't show. I'm just gonna let you
know player versus player is allowed. Definitely arena mode. I don't like this.
That is that feels familiar. I don't like that. You know the
best part about all this, I should actually vetoed one of the ideas.
That wasn't my idea. That was your fault. Next going up with you?
Oh wait, I should probably actually cast the spell. Yeah, that
was fine. Let's move on, all right. You conjure a mass of
thick, sticky webbing, yes, webby, webby on the scorpion. And
where do you cast it? On the scorpion? Okay, so you fill
the entire room with web bus, making the entire room difficult to rain.
And it's on me like an impressive blue that's one word for it, Fella.
You need to walk on your raim. Only when your web seems to
not affect is the jorcer who is still gleefully shitting a top. I don't
want what's in that chest anymore. All right, Stan, you can see,
but you were covered in my eyesight. Came back to me just as
he jis to load a web over room. I say, Feller, could
you make me blind again? I've tried me and cunning. I'm gonna go
for this classic stabby stabb eight Before you do anything, I need a deck
saved from you. Otherwise you are restrained and other enough. Restrained pretty much
is the same as being blinded. Yeah, I mean it's sort of.
It's fine. I guess okay, deck saved. Oh now we're being rogue
e twenty one. All right, you are not restrained. I've had a
lot of things flying at my face today. All right, I'm gonna stabby
stab for the aps sword four eighteen hit and that will take seven damage?
Do I get? Is it possible to get sneak attack in this environment at
all? Presumably is distracted? I'm distracted. I'm gonna rule up. You're
all kind of distracted. Yeah, that's fair, that's fair. Oh well,
I'll poke him all right? Anything else? Uh now, I could
take a cutting action. I'm not feeling very cutting right now. Yeah.
Right, Clack makes a dexterity save and missus horribly. So he is restrained
and let's see the four of you. You're welcome, all right, alphonse,
you get two claws and georsper you get the tail. But oall coming
in a disadvantage. That's that's gonna look right on the video. You guys
didn't see that? All right? A nine and eight with the claws,
I assume, missus, that would be correct, and a nine with its
tail to you Jorspher get the two? Um, where are there? Yes?
And nine? Missus? All right? Metallica zam here? Anyone?
Is I stayed away from the George spur of it? All? I assume
your your sword isn't affected by the web? Yep, it is, since
it's incorporeal, etc. Spectral however they call it these days. So I
will start with the bonus action of that one, uh, swinging with advantage
and hopefully maybe hitting the goddamn thing. Finally, there we go, all
right, NAT twenty great? All right? So ten forced damage from that
uh. And then since I've got the advantage, I'm going to hit it
with a ray of frost for my main action. I thought about fire bolting,
and then I remember that webs are flammable. True, you want to
borrow this ray of frost. Ray of frost for eighteen against clack. You
hit all right, that is nine cold damage. And I think he might
be slowed. Oh he is not slowed. His You freeze his shell and
it crumbles as he screams in agony as Georger keeps shitting upon the sarcophagus.
Y'all have pictured him with like a big smile with double thumbs like cal cal
Grand's at the dead scorpion and goes Scorpio's way and bitch, oh that was
pretty good, bro, I'm learning. Welcome back, son, Yeah,
all right, you have managed your defeat Clack in his lair and uh,
let's see here. I'm gonna tell kisam you still have a move action.
I'm okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna let that web thing sort itself out for
a bit. We can open the chests. That's not that one is not
real. It's the ovil one you have to worry about. Alphons, give
me a deck. Save Controversory just stopped concentrating on the goddamn well. But
you can't on his turnus save. Yeah, that's a ten. All right,
you're staying where you are, um, Alphons, you can see again,
but you can't see that well. Everything is now kind of blurry.
I probably can't. So you know, it makes up. It makes Webb's
five feet deep, I'm three fucking feet tall. Well, your eyes are
still burning. You are now you now have a negative one to attacks,
and that's not necessarily it. Well, it might be Orser's fault. You
don't know. I don't know. Ship give me an intelligence check. Yeah,
that's gonna go. Well, oh yeah, that's a ten. I
mean it might be Jorser's fault. Cal all right, save deck, save,
let's do this. That's sixteen. You were not restrained. All right,
I'm gonna make my way over to the chest. Hey, hey,
hey, all right, can we make the jorcerer go away? Well,
you know, he's an illusion, but he's still upon it, just shitting
away. I'm actually not entirely show how this works. I think it just
has to run out. I don't worry Alphons. I'm not touching the chest.
I'm just not. No, that's it was more a hey, hey,
hey, get me out of here. Oh right, I still have
movement left, so I'm gonna walk over and start cutting Alphons out of the
web, at least a little area around the nose. Ah, come on,
come on, Yeah, you start touch shopping him out of the web,
Orcerer, all right, until our business is finished being conducted here,
I think it's wise to leave the web so that intruders can't sneak up on
us. It's like the opposite of wise. Eventually, Jorcerer, I'm going
to be free. So do I need to make a save against being restrained?
Okay? That's decksterity or strength? What is it? Deck saved dexterity
fourteen? All right, you are stuck in your own webs. Oh what
a tangled web we weave? All guess I'm not doing much else then?
All right, Stan you you made your save last time. You were no
longer restrained, can never were restrained? Alphonse is being sought out. I
guess I'm not afraid of the illusion I created now I am, But I'm
gonna go to the chest anyway. Are you leaving the illusion? Um?
I legitimately can't remember. How are you supposed to turn it off? Stop
concentrating? Okay, stop thinking I'm actually looking at a shit. This is
like the pink Elephant game. Man, You can't. All right, I'm
gonna go over. Just try not to think about it and open the chest.
All right, chest, just has a simple, a simple latch on
it. It doesn't appear to be locked. Okay, Well, roguing hasn't
worked out for me so far, so I'm just gonna fucking open the chest.
Okay, Well, the chest appears to be full of treasure. I
was really expecting scorpions. You see within the chest. You see a rapier
would appear what appears to be red wizarding robes stained red riffle, a bag,
and just doing a quick count, appears to be about three thousand gold
pieces we've done. Okay, I mean it's been awful, but one of
us is rich. I will I would of course divide the gold between my
merry men, who I am the leader of, regardless of whether they realize
it or not, and GEORSOA. This looks like your color. You might
want to change out at a robe. It's a bit crispy. I can
always use a spear. Yeah, I'll take the rapier, obviously, and
I'll hold up the bag. I do have identified, but I don't know
what a component Sarah, and I'm not going to look it up today.
I'll let you cast it, Okay, I cast identify on the bag.
Okay, you find that you realize that this is an interesting variant on a
bag of holding. It is a bag of the sewers. It functions identical
to a bag of holding, save that once a day, unless you empty
it out, it fills with shit. Joe, Sarah, I also have
an accessory for you. You know he's gonna end up throwing that shit at
us, right, I'm a three foot tall angry man wrapped in five feet
of George or web anything else? Then, yes, I know we're going
to end upcoming or did his ship too? Now? I guess, um,
I don't know. We defeated the mini boss on our quest. We
loaded up with treasure and goods, one of them cast but in a good
way or in an appropriate way? What do you say? Fathers? Do
we move on? Well? Whenever we could? Oh? Are you still
in jads? I would like to get the tail. So all right,
Metallica zam, it's your turn. I guess I will recognize that this is
not going to get better anytime soon, and begin I'll use my bonus to
push my sword slightly ahead in case there's other things that need justice. I
thought about slashing the web. It only works on creatures, and then I
will enter the web. You don't go diagonal, so I don't reoccupy.
I'll make my decksterity check of nine, and I will become restrained. Yep,
that is as far as you go. Ye, all right, Alphonse,
you can make another dicksterity check. You're being sawed free, So I'll
say the DC drops by two seventeen. You are free? Hell yeah?
Do I see anything else interesting in the room that is neither that looks like
it? There's seriously not enough here, so thus not either any of my
party members. So something that looks like it may be useful or worth money?
Um, I mean you saw you see stand digging out you know,
the treasure from that chest? Um, you're six hundred gold pieces richer.
And he's he's found some some items. Yeah, but he's I could hear
what he was saying about them, and that seems like exactly where that bag
of ship should go. Are we following your sword because I am, or
are we going or are we continuing to go south like we were a minute
ago? Currently none of us are moving in any direction. I frequently hate
speaking to robots. All right, then I'm gonna try to go south.
I'm gonna head down the hallway that way, all right? You had down
the hallway further. If I don't trigger any traps, I'll go ahead and
double move. You do not appear to trigger any traps, all right,
then I will yet move to the end of the hallway. All right.
You are in another wide corridor one uh you see you see? It leads
uh path to continue south or east or west. I'll hang out right here.
There's more ship down here. Wonderful. All right, you are free.
You worn't restrained to begin with. All right, I'm gonna start cutting
Metallica is am free? Come on, buddy, let's get you loose from
all this stuff. The assistance is greatly appreciated, georcerer. All right,
I guess the first thing I need to do is get unrestrained. If you
so typically restraint, you realize you could just stop concentrating on well, then
we could be followed. I've got I've got a plan, all right,
sixteen All right? You have sixteen and uh stand stand? Did you give
him those roads or not? I did? Yeah? All right, you
have a brand new set of red wizarding robes and the ship bag. Delightful?
Am I unrestrained? Yes? All right? I would like to move
over here and start like trying to separate the tail from the rest of the
scorpion body. How however, I can, if I liked might have any
sharp teeth. Alfonse Georsher starts gnawing on the scorpions rear in front of you.
No, no, no, georgsur starts gnawing on the scorpions ass fifty
feet behind me, in front of these. Yeah, I am making eye
contact with you, though, I will hand Joseph or a dagger and say,
pull yourself together, friend. Actually, all right, Stan, I'm
just actually going to tell you that's uh. You reach for the dat,
you reach for your dagger to hand the Jorshyper and you find yourself unable to
draw it. Oh well, this is familiar. Um, this might be
an old age thing. Don't look me in the eye, and maybe don't
put those robes on quite yet. And I guess carry on eating that scorpions
ofss you now what fuck it? I'm leaving you to it. I've got
my own problems. Goodbye. All right? What are you doing walking away?
Which direction I'm gonna follow? Alphons? Okay, one move or double
move? Well, no, you tried to pull it pull it. So,
yep, you only have the one move. Yeah, all right,
Metallica's am give me a deck save at fourteen? Now all rights, roll
them the decks and that's a ten. You are still stuck. I would
like to use my action to attempt to break out with strength, which apparently
is a thing we can do. And that's gonna be terrible because I have
a zero strength. But better than sitting on my thumbs, I got a
three. That is obviously someone who's not spent nearly enough time sitting on their
thumbs. You are quite restrained. Indeed, Alphonse, while I am beaten,
bloodied, sticky, and disgusting, I still feel safe for away from
my party than with them. So I'm gonna jump over the sewer and keep
going down this hallway to the south. All right, I'll use my first
movement to come all the way down here. It looks like it's a t
and i'll you are what appears to be in a small a small storage room
that is approximately twenty five feet wide. Okay, I'll just investigate the room,
all right, give me what would that be? I guess investigation ten?
All right. In investigating, you do discover that's uh you know,
most of the stuff here is old and like you know, discarded. Um
you find a lot of spider webs, but in going through it you find
uh fourteen copper pieces. Yeah, I'm rich. Huzzah, I'll pocket him.
Okay, anything else? I actually I think that's it. Yeah.
No, I mean I didn't really use a bonus action, but I don't
have anything that I need. So all right, cal still cutting metallic is
am free? Okay, yours sir? Continuing to remove the scorpion tail you
are. You are annoying on the scorpion's tail and making very little headway.
For a moment there, it looked like Stam was going to give you a
dagger and saw the wonder fade out of his eyes. I do have a
femur. I'm not sure why, but it's in my inventory. Is it?
Is it a sharp end femur? Could be We will say that it
is not a sharpened fire. But if I break it in half, then
I got two sharpened femurs. Give me a strength check six. You do
not break it in half. We're really putting that sorcer or strength on displays,
right, Yeah, you guys are something anything? All right? Now
that I was thinking instead, I'll just club the scorpion with it until the
tail breaks or the femur breaks. Either way I win. He's already dead
well, since you already used your your action to fail to break the femur.
That'll be next time. Stan. I'm just gonna know what a clubbing
sounds behind me, Carrid order the alphons previously presumed to be safe. All
right, you're you take one move action and that's that leaves you in any
wide corridor. You see them out behind you, and I will head west
with my other move action. All right. You see up ahead of you
that that the path seems to continue, Um west, It appears to branch
off to the north, and you are next to a bridge that crosses to
the other side. Um. If you so choose to man so fast,
so good? Oh you know bad, But it's fine, all right,
metallica, zam um give me another another, save this one at twelve.
As as George refuses to drop his spell and you continue to be sawt out
seventy, you are free. All right, there we go, Come on,
it was a twelve, well done, friend, And then I,
oh, I guess I still have moving left off go fully to hear and
my sword continue following me. All right? That it. I'm pretty sure
that's all I can really do for this round. All right, Alphonse,
you are in a small storage room with no more good stuff in here.
I will go back out into the main corridor and head west. It seems
to be dark ahead of to the west of me. Yes, it does
appear to be dark. All right. Well, I'll move to the edge
of the encroaching darkness and see what I can see. All right, So
what do you appear to see ahead of you? Is? Uh, there
appears to be some kind of drop off, and give me a perception.
You hear the sound of of rushing water, telling you, yes, there
probably is a drop off ahead of you that the water is spilling into.
We shouldn't go any further this way. I noted anything else, Alphons.
I'm good, cal I'm gonna follow Metallica's zam buddy. Where are you going
getting out of the web? All right? Yeah, I'm gonna move just
ahead. It's thirty feet and I'm gonna percept let's see here, that's an
at twenty all right, you have a very detailed you, you know,
do you take very detailed note of this sewer. There's a great in front
of you. You're you know, rather narrow hallway ahead of you appears to
be a more a thicker hallway, and it smells bad. All right,
I've done the math, and this place is shitty. I mean there there
is some liking on the walls. I mean, if you can, oh,
that's temping. I'm gonna scrape some off. I'm not gonna eat it
yet, but I'm gonna scrape some off. There's an important word in that
sentence. Yeah, anything else? H No, I'm good. All right,
your spur smash mass smash, okay, roll me a D one hundred,
okay, coming right up, four to one. All right. You
were just you were just beating this scorpion's tale with with the femur making a
loud clacking noise against the body of clack right now, just a web filled
room, a madman in red robes beating the shit out of a scorpion corpse.
Stan, give me a perception check I expect oh still and an illusionary
dupe who got taking a shit? That's not a very healthy six. That's
all okay. What would you like to do? Um? By the way,
I did yell, hey, we shouldn't go any further west. There's
a giant hole and we'll probably drown. Well, I suppose I shouldn't do
that. I will head back, I guess away from the direction of the
giant um. Yeah, and if I meet callan metallic Asam on the way,
I'll say head back a bit of a nonstata. I have implicit trust
in our funds for some reason. All right, get back to where you
started, and Metallicazam, I am so very tempted to just burn that webbing,
but Metallic Azam will come forward to join with a stand dand deliver.
I will whisper to Metallicasam. You're a fellow, is a little bit magical.
You got some knowledge about you. I seem to have a little bit
of trouble drawing my dagger man to man. Is there any any advice you
can give me? The fellow, I am understanding that there are many medicinal
and rumored treatments for the particular ailment you flushlings describe as dagger impotasy. Well,
that's encouraging. I was about to fucking kill myself. You should find
the testicles of large animals grind them into paste and consume them. I am
to believe that that increases your own manly tossteroneness. Okay, and for some
reason I trust metallicism implicitly. Who doesn't trust a sociopathic robotimplicitly? Hey man,
he's given you his best advice he can. He's just filtering his understanding
of biology through you know, not having him. Yeah, all right,
alphonse, you are up again. Well, I guess I'll do a double
move, which should take me all the way to the corner here and look
around. Okay, you see that at the large corridor banks to the south
before turning east again. However, there is a large concrete obstruction. Um.
It appears to be a dead end. The water flows down a what
appears to be a very solid looking great in the floor. So there's a
big chunk of concrete. It's a wall. Uh, there's a wall over
here, but it's disheartening there is anything growing on it. I don't know.
I'll tell you in a minute. Cal My boy, please kindly did
not lick the sewer wall? All right, calm, it's gonna start grinding
up the liking in his hands, and I'm gonna move. It's gonna move
twenty feet to where a metallic zam is and you give me a d ten
rolls, since you just jumped into the ship water again, all right,
that's seven. Give me a con save all right, that's a five.
Yes, you suddenly don't feel very well? All right? Are you immune
to disease yet? Um? You feel something cruel into your penis? Yes?
I am Okay, you feel momentarily skivy, but you seem to shake
off the effects. Hell yeah, I can bathe and ship all the time.
Now anything else? Yeah, I'm gonna eat some of the liking.
Roll me a concert like dodge that bullet and it immediately put some fucking sewer
liking in his mouth. Go admin the tanacity. That's an eighteen. Okay,
give me a perception, all right, natural twenty? Whoa the good
shit? I could see fruit time. Not only does it appear that your
night vision temporarily doubles, but man, you have never seen a colorful sewer
like this before ever. Cal's eyes become as big as saucers, and he
just goes, oh oh, y'all gotta try to like him. It's gonna
put a hand on stands shoulder lick the walls. Man, lick the walls.
I guarantee it'll fix your knife problem. And you're gonna see so many
colors. Oh my, all right, Georg sir, all right, hack
as I continue to if you're another one hundred, well, I want to
also shot back to Stan. You know if you wanted to do something useful,
um, I'm sure you could. If you help me do this,
you can probably find this creature's testicles. And uh, I just want the
tail. You can have the testicles. You're a magnanimous man. Literally gonna
get taked. Two seventy seven. All right, you up? You think
you're starting to make some headway beating beating its tail off its body. Stan,
you hear aloud aloud, going I'm behind you, backward in the direction
you came. Oh that's the direction I wanted to go in as well,
but now not so much. Help me beat us off. I will just
I will follow. What about Alphonse? I wasn't seeing anything then that direction
right, he's appears to be a dead end. Okay, Stan will sigh
and move towards the sound of the rhythmic beating. I'll take a double move.
Oh man, that is so loud. All right, you are in
a room and Georgeter is busy slap slapping some tail while the shiftings yours are
watching him. It's like a David Lynch porner. I can't wait to forget
this ship. Oh neither can I. All right, Metallica is Am.
Okay, So we uh to the west as a giant hole. To the
east is a wall, as we have been told so far. Yes,
okay, so no one has explored further south. Yeah yeah, dead end
room okay, And I will also begin heading backward, although not fully to
the Georsway room for obvious reasons. I will say perhaps we should continue back
down our original path after the axes. Alphonse, I, I like Metallica
is AM's idea. Start heading towards this, heading down this corridor, all
right, cal alright, gonna it's the same gonna can see for miles and
miles. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm gonna move just ahead of metail exam.
But that would give him a pretty good view of what's going on in
that room. Right, Yeah, that's too many colors. Oh okay,
We're just gonna stare at this wall now. Wise, Joseer, I shall
continue to beat it off one twenty four. All right, you're continuing to
beat off the tail, and you notice the femur is starting to crack.
All right, No, the femur, not the tail. That's fine.
That was the idea was that one of these is gonna give. When the
femur cracks. Then I've got two daggers. You know, I'm just not
gonna question stand Nope, and I'll move left. Investigate the spooky skeleton,
all right, give me a perception check. I did say investigate? Can
I use my investigation button? Yes? Twenty seven? Okay, investigate the
shit out at Yes, this appears to be a poor fellow who who ran
a foul of clack and what you find on him all most of his it's
mostly reduced to a skeleton and rags, but there is a rusty dagger on
it. Oh and femurs. I will say, Joseph, why don't you
pick up this dagger, which I'm sure is fine? And that will be
my action. Okay, what talk is? Am? You hear the clack
clack clack of well, Joseph, I am not getting in any way involved
in that, but I will send my sword along in front to help out
and potentially draw out any potential enemies that might be waiting to spring. No,
I'll just hang out because I'm not the guy who goes in front.
All right, alphons, looks, we'll move over here. There beers to
be a dead end to the south. Then i'll keep a going. That's
twenty five feet all right, there is a skeleton directly to your north and
there it appears to be a dead end to the south. I will invest
to get the skeleton. Okay, that's a three. What's a skeleton?
You're pretty sure it's dead. That's about it. I killed one up here,
guys, back to you, cal all right, I'm gonna move ahead
following Alphonse, I can get the thing to work. There's nothing down here.
Oh hey, buddy, walk out and investigate the skeleton as well.
Okay, dude, he's real dead. That's too. I'm not sure that
he is dead. You were Ry's dead. You were fascinated by, like,
you know, by the neon colors of the bones. Yeah, dude,
I killed him. Nude better and ship. See this is some disco
shit. They look like they would be really awesome to lick. I'm gonna
pick up the skull. Yeah, ah, as you stare at the skull.
What appears to be like, you know, flash flashing lights from each
of the sockets. Cal's gonna hold up the skull, look at alphons with
like giant dilated pupils to be like, I'm keeping this all right, all
right. He appears to just have an old, mouldy skull. So many
colors, man, it's flash into so many lights. All right, all
right, coming right up, it's a dagger right there, thirty seven.
I'm about to have today. The femur breaks into sweet whoa, this is
what you paid to come see? Stan? Well, Stan's just busy celebrating
this entire round. No, I'm gonna move down to corridor, all right,
with characteristic lack of awareness. Just see how much I can see?
All right, there is a dead end to your south, and the quarter
appears to you continue to the west where it appears to fork to the south.
Then I will continue down the corridor. That isn't the dead end?
All right? You reach Let's see how far south can you see? All
right? To the south, you see what appears to be a drug like
you know, a runoff a runoff canal. There is a there is a
ladder that or there is a bridge that leads over it, but the water
seems to be flowing down about twenty feet. This looks promising. I will
echo back to my comrades. All right, tallikazam, give me a perception
check. Oh lord twenty one, you hear you? Here stands voice echoing
back. Yeah, hey, chops, This here appears to be promising,
which completely different accent. I now it's an echo. The echo has a
different accent. Tell you know it's not the original acoustics are fucked in a
sewer. Okay, is the Is the webbing officially gone from this area?
No, he has not stopped concentrating. Well, then, Stan Danieliver is
on his own. I'm not going back into that webbing, and I think
I'm sorry. I'm moving my token right now. I was coming to investigate
with the others to see what was up. I guess I too, will
investigate the skeleton, since that's the cool thing to do that everything is now
a headless skeleton. I'll investigate the headless skeleton. Dude. It's like a
really twisted version of stand by Me. It appears to be a moldy skeleton.
MM, the same as the rest of the flush lings indistinguishable. Oh
well, alphons mmmmm, uh yeah, I will start heading back to I
guess I'll head back to Jeorcerer. I'm going to stop just outside the web.
Okay, Jorcerer, Hello, I need you to concentrate very hard on
something. This will make it. But I need you to concentrate very very
hard on jamming the points of those femurs into the cracks in the tail.
Give that all of your concentration. I'll be with you in a moment.
No, let the goddamn web go so I can go, so we can
actually get out of here. Cal Hello, mister skeleton. Hello, Cal,
I am color. He's gonna turn both heads slowly towards the Medlica is
m look at this ship. Look at it your human ARTI ventriloquism is always
entertaining. Thanks man, it means a lot. I'm the only one doing
anything useful. All right, I'm gonna follow Alphonse, Thank you. I'm
gonna I'm gonna double move, I think, which probably means he walks into
the webbing. You know, for the sake of all of our sanities,
I'm gonna say that since you like made the like, save the webbing,
does not affect you. I'm just gonna start walking across it. Oh man,
this is not it's supposed to be. My perception is altered. I'm
seeing time, I'm seeing the future. I got a new buddy, Stan.
It looks like I might just walk to my death in this corridor,
which I don't know. It doesn't seem too unappealing at this stage. Yeah,
I'll walk to the end of the bridge and see see how it's looking.
See how dangerous this seems. Okay, the bridge looks relatively sturdy as
you far as you can see. As you test it out, a massive
constrictor rises up. Oh my f from beneath it starts climbing its way up
to the bridge. Well, at least the bridge is sturdy. Tarah.
And if I've got any movement left, I'm the fuck right off? All
right, you're heading back? Yes? Please? Okay? How much movement
do you have left? Uh? I'm feet so okay, you can go
back ten unless you double move. I will double move please, Actually no,
right, I'll just stand there and die. I mean, not the
worst decision. Yeah, Metallica is am okay here uh well, okay,
here, you're far await on you don't hear a shit Yeah, ignore this
thing. I was trying to count in motion and that did not work.
Well. Okay, so I will since the webbing isn't affecting us, I
will move and then back into this area to rejoin with cal How long as
your spiritual weapon last? Uh about the same time as webbing. So I
think a minute a minute and webbing is an hour. Oh Jesus, webbing's
an hour. Yeah you're I think you're have we hit ten rounds. We're
probably pretty close. Good enough. The webbing unfortunately still there. Alphonse,
all right, I guess i'm Since the webbing isn't going to affect us,
I will head towards stamp distance. He hit shit shit shit shit. Uh
so my move, my full movement takes me right in front of stamp.
Uh. Dude, you're right, because you look scared. I'm fine,
but I think my erectile dysfunction has just manifested in a hallucination or even that,
or there's a giant fucking snake we have to worry about it. How
about let's not talk about your erection when I'm three fucking feet tall, when
my eye line is at your is at dick height. Okay, well,
we'll talk about it later. But what was that about of snake? Giant
snake? Truly fucked? Wait back there? Yeah, let's go after you,
my friend. All right, cal you're up. I can do a
double move, right, Yeah, I'm going after a snake. There's ship
to punch. Now, I'm back at it. Baby, let's go.
I make it to the corner and the holy fucking shit, that's a big
snake. I don't feel like you're taking full advantage of this room full of
webbing. That provided, let's go oddly enough to steak of snake. Obliged
you please, God put me out of my misery. But it only attacks
from eleven you suck Josper. All right, Now that I've got two bone
daggers, I shall continue to stab into the skip my journey. Oh get
out, Yeah, I am sorry. Cow all right, Kel's gonna follow
alphons, so I should be able to get there, and I will double
move. I kept trying to figure out where I think, where are you
going? I don't know. He ran into a wall. He's really hot.
Yeah, he's got a techno skull in his hand, and the skull's
navigating all right, coming up. I don't think you have that much.
I think I'm going back here, all right, George? Or did you
he'd uh? Um? I think it was Alphons who told you to put
all your concentration into uh well, certainly not all my concentration. I need
to keep something for the web. Okay, now he makes sense you're still
shopping away at it. Well, yeah, now I've got the two daggers,
all right, so give me a D one hundred, alright, just
one, just one? Okay? Do you think you had both of the
femur's snap? Oh, well, now you've got full dagg It's sweet Joserer.
As you were standing there looking well, yeah, as you were standing
there looking at the broken femur, you hear her voice cry out from seemingly
nowhere, a very familiar voice. Oh my, Jocerer, finding you here
in the sewer where you were you so belong? Is it the one behind
me? Still taking a ship? Oddly enough now that in the next in
the next moment, both the web and the illusion disappear, appearing to have
been oh I don't know, dispelled. As there comes a flash of light
as three figures begins to make interialize are the wise men bringing me gifts of
gold, Frankinson's and Murph. Oh no. The first materializes and screams lay
jost are as you recognize the form of your cousin, Crunk the Monk.
Then the second form materializes, and much to your horror, you see the
bullying form of your other cousin, the human Supremi Supremist, Whiter the Fighter.
No, and then God, and then the worst of all, your
rival from childhood, appears, none other than your other cousin, Jizzard the
Wizard, to be continued on the next. Salty bastards. What the fuck?
I'm so mad at myself. I'm not having beer right now, to
quote a wise wise man, God, damned authors, and I can just
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