Everybody. I'm gave a flo Oh oh is it my turn now? Fine
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listener, man, look at it, come out onto the stage extravagance.
Have you ever seen this much mail, mister Flora? I can't say that
I have, except in the mirror every bulging amounts of mail listener mail.
Ah, Well, you know what the best thing to do is not talk
about that and just die for I don't know. Oh, man, here
we go. I've got a couple of things from Angie Cooney. You go
to hell. That was great. No new new writer to us, Angie.
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait before we get you
further, Okay, Hi, Angie, I just I just wanted to welcome
you to the podcast, and I'm really glad you took the time to write
in. Hi. Hi, it's mad hoping not you liking a goat?
Whoop? Whoop? What's Angie got to say? Raising off the roof hag
Well, Angie. Angie writes in with kudos to us, which we accept,
will always accept, and love graciously and cherish. She hopes that we
keep it up five ever wo, which is more than four ever that is
in access of the limits and constraints of our known universe. She brings up
the point about the knuckle of V sounds like a myth to explain the steps
of a drought. If you think about it, drought kills crops, which
leads to starvation. Would you lead to disease? That's true, which leads
to hilarious songs. Yep, and you beat it by putting water on it.
Boom, there you go. Very very smart. Yeah, very smart.
Wait wait wait I know already used it once, but now I really
mean it. Clever girl. She also thinks that Suspicions should be on iTunes
for purchase. I think we wouldn't we have to owe somebody money that we
might That's how we sidestep any llegal trouble. Oh no, no no,
because it is fair use and pair out of it. That's one of those
things that sounds like something that people that don't care say, people who aren't
looking down the barrel of the lawsuits. Yeah, I don't know, it's
worth looking into. Worth looking into if it is, I mean, we
might, although we do love providing free stuff to you guys, that's right,
you know. Uh, once we get a few more, maybe maybe
what if we just put all of them into like a downloadable format on the
website. We might have the an album Blurry Photo's Greatest Hits, photos only
hits. That's yeah, songs from Blurry Photos, whether you like them or
not. Yep, yep, songs in the key of free. That's a
good idea. I think we should do that, but we have to get
a handful of first. Yeah, we're working on it. You stay tuned.
How's your leave? She also has stories spawned straight from the Bowels of
Our Dreams episode Oh anything spawned in the Bowels. She was happy to hear
that Stecco has zombie dreams on a regular basis because she used to have those
as well. She'd have them at least once a week, wake up in
a cold sweat. Also, other stuff that was going on in her life.
Her mother was fighting cancer that that cropped up in the dreams, and
so she looked it up and said that zombie dreams are stress dreams that you
have when you don't let yourself blow off steam by having fun. And she
said that that absolutely described what was happening to her at the time. I
love this. I'm going to write this down and this is my this is
my reason to have more fun. Yeah, I don't know what I'll do
for that. I'll sign it for you. Yes, I've got a note
from Angie. Dude. Right, She says her two best zombie dreams.
Number one, her mother, her son, and she were hold up in
the Weasley House with about a dozen other families. All the windows and doors
were covered with cloth to keep light from escaping. In most of her zombie
dreams, it's her responsibility to find supplies for the family and responsible. Yeah,
and but have to leave them behind in doing so, And of course
zombies fine did them? They break in, they have to run for safety.
They're hampered by her mother, who cannot really run unfortunately, and she
ends up fighting them off to let the mother escape with her son. Yeah,
write it right, write that screenplay. Dream Number two, her fiance,
her mother, and her son are with her on a cruise ship for
vacation when zombies take over the zombie cruise ship. But nicies, it's high
seas. Oh nice. Wait wait wait I get to try that too,
Okay, join us for head shots at the Cambada bar on the Fiesta deck,
she says in the In the dreams, she has to drag her poor
mom all over the ship, trying to find a safe hiding place for her,
and they finally end up hiding it in. Finally end up hiding on
the chandelier hanging from the very top of the ship with a view of the
entire atrium. They decide to blow up the ship, but she wakes up
before the explosion. I've had a lot of those dreams, you know,
like something happens, a huge explosion, A lot of explosions actually, like
nuclear bombs. Have a lot of dreams of those, or like a star
exploding and witnessing it, you know kind of thing and just waiting for that
shock wave to hit. Yeah, I'm waking up. I've had dreams where
I try to enact something, you know, like you work, like just
like that, like trying to you know, set the bombs or whatever.
And I've even had this and I don't even if I managed to get into
the ballpark of the dream. I never get right back to that point,
but all sometimes I'll have my alarm go off and I've literally said, you're
not getting away that easy. No, I'll turn it off like and like
like sleepily angrily, like I want to dream so hard now, yeah,
get back into it. It never works, but I remember so clearly,
just last week, have it like you're not getting away from me. That
was the sexual dream that you were having. That was a zombie dream,
Thank you very much. But anyways, Angie learned to embrace the zombies to
get the dreams to stop, and she doesn't have them anymore. Oh see,
I to stop them. She became them. That's right. They don't
cause me like horrible anxiety, Like I'm very calm and relaxed. Like the
zombie dream is an exercise in in something that I know how to handle.
If anything, if I had to self and turn put that dream, it's
that my brain is giving the problems I know how to solve, and which
is very relaxing to me, as opposed to like you know, at work
or something where there's problems you're like, we'll think of something, yeah,
you know, like the zombie dreams. I love them. I don't want
them to go away. I'm interesting, I'm kicking ass is my deal,
and I'm good at dealing. Worst tagline ever zombie cruise, Zombie cruise ship.
Thank you and all right? And got a got an email from Daniel.
Hi, Daniel, Hey Dan, Actually this is a He brings up
a good point, says he switched from He switched phones and is now an
Android user. I guess there's not much out there for people who are Android
users for options of listening to us. Oh, well, we can fix
that, well, he recommends Stitcher. No, we've had some discussions.
Yeah, we've talked behind the scenes about closed doors in secret meetings, um,
payola, graft, embezzlement, money laundering, the truth behind blurry photos.
Well, for Stitcher, we we've talked about it. We haven't heard
favorable things of stitcher. Um, but we haven't looked into it for a
while. Yeah, they have a mind, had gotten better. They may
have amended some of their more ludicrous policies. In fact, I think they
even sent an email not too long ago saying, hey, we've changed.
Come back to us, baby, come back to us. I'm never gonna
be that again. Give us a chance, so we may we may start
appearing on Stitcher, in which case it will be your duty, dear listener,
to go on there and get us nominated for whatever Stitcher award they have
they have one and beat Mark marinh. Yeah, that's what we'll do.
That, not physically, we just mean in terms of popularity. That would
be careful man. Anyway, we will look into Stitcher and I'll tell you
what if. If not Stitcher, We'll find an Android stick or something out.
I've tried the Microsoft Zoom thing. They they was it a problem?
Is that that no one owns a Zoom? Did that? Did that ever
crop up? I mean you can get it on Xbox and somebody requested it.
And I've tried and tried and tried to get us on there, and
we just don't show up on there. So I don't know what stick Zoom
has up its ass but into your face. Um, But if if you
want to see us on Stitcher, please right in and let us know.
Yeah, We're gonna do it anywhere if we can fire. But thanks for
writing in, Daniel. Yeah, got a got a message from Jeff,
long time listener Jeff. Jeff said he no Jeff used to is it a
j Jeff or a j Jeff? Okay, sorry like this? When I
was in elementary school, there was a j Jeff like this Jeff who was
you know, like preferred to go buy Jeffrey. And it's one of the
first and handful I think. I think in my life, I've been punched
in the face like three maybe four times. First time I ever got punched
in the face deservedly in third grade. We're leaning forward in my desk.
I don't know where the teacher was, I don't know any other players in
this story what their reaction was, but just like two inches behind his head,
going, why do I find it's still so funny? They just brace
you for letdown because it's gonna be as funny to you as it is to
me, unless you want to picture like a third grader little Davy with his
giant curly hair going Jeffrey Jeff, Wow, I'd punch in the face to
Jeffrey. Jeff Jeff Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, I'm the worst person.
I won't do that to you. Jeff. Jeff says he used to sleep
talk uh, and apparently it scared the shit out of his mom so much
so that she took him to a local shaman. And apparently, oh I
know, Jeff, now, yeah, yes, yeah, Philippines, Jeff.
He's got so many cool stories about his family and the that goes down.
Yeah, apparently he was haunted by a ghost causing him to talk in
his sleep. Oh, got a shaman down, that's all. Maybe not,
maybe he still hasn't. I don't know. What's important is that we
have a listener with working knowledge of shamans, or, as I like to
say incorrectly, because it's fun, shaman's shaman. Shaman. You're gonna need
a shaman to get rid of that problem. Thanks, Jeff, Thank you,
Jeff. All right, we have got all. I'm reeling in on
this gigantic pirate thing, this pirate fishing. Pull a whopper from our buddy
Connor, the wordsmith, tinkering in the in the minds of vocabulary, um
clin crafting a me remissive. Oh yeah, literation. All right. Connor
hits us up with some dream stuffs, dream stuff, uh, says his
much like most people. His dreams tend to be everywhere. But he you
know a little bit of this little bit of that bubs your uncle. But
he does get a few themes like he's he's semi lucted at his dreams.
He's more in control of his surroundings than the other way around. If he's
underwater, he can breathe, you know, he can skate, he can
dodge bullets, he can you know, he's got a lot more personal control
of his environment than I than I know I do than it's probably average.
Congratulations. Yeah, So so the result being that he gets to be kind
of a giant badass in his dreams. I did play, um, and
but in even going to the point of being able to recognize dreams and being
like, all right, knock it off as holes, which is pretty cool.
Um, he does have some limited fight drink flight, some limited flight
dreams, uh like like what you were talking about, Flora, like the
Hulk kind of leaping kind of thing. Oh yeah, and um here's a
here's a good quote here. Another way I can think to describe them is
like using one of the scrolls of Hscarian flight found in Elder Scrolls three marrow
End and maybe the others m anybody scrolls of Hscarian flight. I got in
with sky rim Oh okay, I I have not played the earlier ones Johnny
Come Lately, did Johnny Come latelist? I'm I'm Johnny come never showed up
in the first place. You've played Skyrim some, haven't you. I tried
it. I you know, I had the same problem if you if if
it is a time to discuss video games, um, when it comes to
like those style of games, I was. I played World of Warcraft for
a while. It was only like a detriment to my life for a while.
And then I was like, Okay, let's establish some rules and some
control on this. And every time I tried that, I tried Oblivion,
I tried Skyrim, and every time I was playing and I was like,
well, dude, if I'm gonna do this, and I was just played
World of Warcraft like I in my mind, I just was like, I
could do this other thing that that is more interactive, and I you know,
I know, you know friends that are still playing it, and I
could talk to them while I do it. So but I thought there were
cool games. I just I think that was a personal thing for me.
I was just like, you, if I'm doing this, I'll do it
this way. Gotcha. Um. And then an apocryphal cliffhanger from Connor.
This is, by the way, how I'm going to change my official business
email signature to this storm's coming in, So this shall resume in another message
Dave's echo. That's a pretty cool cliffhanger away, and we love cliffhangers.
Good night, everybody. The word Smith Connor is writing to us midstorm,
or at least let it pass a little bit, and he says his nightmares
come with a feeling of absolute evil surrounding him. To his core, most
fecrete nightmare he's ever had had a bit of a dibick box element to it.
At a very young age, he began sleeping in a bed that had
survived some horrific psychological shit, and he slept in it until about the age
of three. Almost every night he dreamed that his mom and he went into
a house and he would end up on the bed in the house. Then
the bed would disappear and he would be sinking into some sort of quicksand and
he could never get out, and he would wake up just after going under.
Yes, that's an old gusta. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna walk
down that scary path. That's horrific psychological stuff that the bed saw. But
Jesus, some of the lost message that oh yeah, yeah, we talked
about this. We we we lost, we lost a MISSI from Connor,
so kind of the word smith. The last episode is found and unearthed.
He says, Satanism becalls you. That's why pretty much, that's a tag.
That's a tag for the ages. Pirates lived in fear of running across
a large treasure hoarding bird known only as a plunderbird. Oh oh, you
think he's done with that. I think he's done. I think he's done.
You're right. Why would I even bring it out? No, he's
also heard a recording of the call of a small crow like species of thunderbird,
and he must say it was downright call funness. That's words smithing,
motherfuckers, that's the words smith for you. And he brings up this point.
We had talked about writing our own ghost stories at some point, because
the ones that we find just downright souck and we might as well try our
hands on it. Was asking if if maybe, uh, submissions could be
sent in for them. Uh, We're not sure. That's that's a that's
a fun idea, and um, maybe maybe we try that. I don't
know. Maybe we could figure out some kind of contest to us. Yeah,
we could work out a system by which, because I'm all about the
interactivity, yeah, I love it too. But we'll have to we'll have
to pin down exactly how that would work and that one, and then we'll
let you know. I want you guys to irritate me just as much as
I irritate you. And I know that's a lot. I know that's a
lot. He's got one last pund for us, White Oak Brewing Company,
made for those who can hold their liquor. Oh nice, now, it's
a nice call from our Nautical Mysteries episode. Right, that's right. He
was also honored not because I went to the penalty box for boobs, but
because one he never expected a message by him to be defended in any way,
shape or form, and two Gray cat Enough said, oh fancy feast.
I know, I know he sits table asking us to pass the salt
which we have to get on our little razor scooters scooters. And that's awesome,
all right, thank you, Connor keep Smith in those words, this
is normally the part where I scream Lana, but I feel like that might
be a little rude given the Headphonelar apparatus by which most people listen to this
podcast. Wait, did we hear from Lana? Lana? We did hear
from Laana? Oh hey, Laana? How are you doing? How's it
going? Fella Kentuckian and toboggan A M M Tobogan nights. Right, we
all make glorious army of Tobogganites and in winter hats. A lot of sets
is up with this. How about a three fifty am pun I'm sure this
will be cogent and sharp. This is actually I think let's call let's call
three fifty am the punning hour. Okay, let it be So A lot
has got a product that is used to help people achieve the dreams they desire.
What is it? Since many people wish they were in movies. You
hook this device up to your head before you go to sleep, and you
input the movie you want to be in. Then the device using very scientific
I don't understand meshes you're unconscious with that of the movie. Then you are
transported into a wonderful night of whatever movie you choose. This is called the
dream sure get it. It's like like the dream Catcher, but it meshes.
I like that. I'm into that, and she helps. It's a
good pun, mission accomplished, you know what. I like the idea behind
it even better? Right, yeah, please make that happen. Oh no,
who left my copy of Predator in one hundred one? I thought I
was gonna roll around with puppies tonight. Not me. I'm a softie.
It's just every night I've got mail. No sleeping for me tonight in Seattle.
Woo. If you choose inception, you will lose your mind. You
will, You'll never be right again. How does that figure into those really
complex diagrams you see on the internet about that movie, which I've never seen.
I'd be in Garfield the movie. You would, Jesus, I don't
even know what you're trying to accomplish with that weird look on your face.
Also, there's and wait, there's more. So we were talking, uh
during the slender Man episode about Germans and stuff, and turns out, as
we so often do, this was a TV show, it would cut back
to that episode and it's just one of us just giving some terrible speech like
my nation mine incline and plinding, you know, talking about Germans. Oh
yeah, wow, yeah, my inclined in flying. That's a German.
My my little flining Yeah, my little leaving ish boss button Ziema Button.
So her grandfather, who grew up near the Black Forest, would take them
out for walks and tell them stories about all the creatures in the forest that
would get them wow. And while her grandfather never mentioned the slender Man,
um, her dad used to say that if she didn't eat all of her
food that the skinny death Man would come and drag her from her bed at
night. I think the Skinny death Man is just starvation. Might be more
literal than we think on that one. No, dude, it was Hans
and he lived down at the end of the lane and nobody wanted to go
around his house because it was scaring. There were windows that were broken.
Also. Um, tough break, Flora, tough break. No what you
a little Tobogganite, buddy. She's a big fan of Louisville Cardinals, Louisville,
Loiville, LoVa Don Louisville don't even well. So there you go.
There's your there's your beloved Tobogganite. See, I'm ambivalent to these things.
I don't know, we're not ambivalent you're sowing seeds of discord right now and
loving it. I'm not sewing anything. I mean, I'm just reading.
I'm just reading listener mail because that's what the listeners deserve. Lana, Oh,
Lana, say it ain't so, Lona. Perhaps perhaps we can see
at our side, our differences and become friends for the good of right of
the paranormal and stupid and crazy shit. Also, speaking of research, you're
just gonna closs over there. It was. It was a total moment.
It's a total moment. Yeah, it's a total moment. Yeah. And
and you just shot upon it, paved over it like a wetland, put
a parking lot on it. Sorry, ducks, it's all right, it's
all right. I think you frogs. I think Lana and I can come
to a mutual understanding a detante as it were. Well, I mean,
Lana can read up on that because she's working on her masters in library and
information science. I asked for it. I know, amazing. Yeah,
I love librarians. I spend a lot of time working in the library myself.
Micro text and a micro film micro feast. You wouldn't know what that
is. It doesn't exist anymore. Wow. I even as as a Wildcat
fan would not insult you as much as that. I but you do know
what it is, Lana, Yeah, I'm sure. I mean, isn't
the same way that people talk about the old times when leeches were medicine.
It just doesn't exist anymore. No one needs it. It's it's it's redundant.
It's all on the internet. Now, that doesn't mean she doesn't know
about it. She knows. She knows about it. Now, Now,
who's trying You're like trying trying to incept literally, you're trying to incept an
argument between us so that then you can take the sere Yeah, how about
our podcast? Is Dave and Dave just talk about this? They like yeah,
shows, they do stuff from shows. However, you know that,
Um, remember when we were recording the podcast and you're like, hey,
what if we were able to embed a virus so that, you know,
it would just start to go off. This was on somebody's phone maybe while
they were in class and their purse. Yeah, yeah, I remember talking
about that. It worked. It worked. Her phone went off in her
purse during her class and it was our Satanism episode. And so she actually
had to explain to the class so that she wasn't crazy like what she was
listening to. So maybe we got some listeners out of it. What a
great marketing ploy. I love it, really brilliant idea. I hope it
was that part in the Satanism episode that was just us going Satan Satan,
Satan, Satan Satan, which was about ninety percent of the episode. So
yeah, that was that was it? Thank you, Laana? Well,
well, well, Laana, thanks for writing in. And I hope that
our mutual understanding carries forth into the new millennium. I don't know, I
just wait a minute, what what is that? I'm just I was helping
you on pack a box from your recent move. What is this burnt Cardinal
Louisville Cardinals effigy in this box labeled Dave Flora's Favorite Things? What the f
dude? Oh, that's just my burnt Louisville Cardinals defigy. That's in my
Favorite Things box. Surprised you canceled? Oh? Thank you, Lanna?
Thanks? What do you? Flora ding Dong? Who's calling? Josie?
Oh, Josie, Joseph, get out in here. Josie's got a story
him, love him, her dreams. She has a long list of weird
dreams. Will welcome to the pod, who don't, who don't, sister,
And instead of studying for her final exams, she's talking to us,
so that's adorable. She has a reoccurring zombie dream, I'm already on board.
It's always that she's sleeping in bed, and then generally two different paths
are taken. Sometimes a horde of zombies come into the room and just stand
around while she tries to keep as still as possible in her bed. That's
creepy and spooky. Occasionally, dream her is woken by the zombies and barricades
the door before repelling out of her window to escape action. It's always turns
into hilarity. When she repels out into the sea on zombie crews, it's
always weird, though then her alarm wakes her up. Come aboard, we're
infecting you zombie cruise ships. As a kid, she used to have dreams
of events before they happened. Oh hey, Once she had a dream about
a day at school in lovely gray tones about some speech that her one year
teacher gave us. Her year one teacher, you generally have teachers for a
year or two. Both are correct. Then a few days after that,
the teacher gave that speech. What she remembers that sense of wait, what
you what might I saw this in a dream and being really confused, seeing
as she was, you know, six or seven years old. Yeah,
crazy. You know. I used to work with a guy named Cody who
swore that he was psychic and he could tell the future of his dreams and
true story. He's like, you know, like one time I dreamt that
I went to Starbucks, and then the next morning I went to Starbucks.
That was his litmus for psychic ability. You flawless, flawless, flawless law
check, Thanks jose Thanks Josie. Oh, Sergeant Jackson, get your ass
over here. Well what is it, sir? Damn it, that thing's
coming back. We're gonna have to speak to the local population of Japan.
Where's our damn interpreter. Well, hey, guys, guys, Sorry,
sorry, sorry, I was just over at my house. One of the
one of the Tatsumi matts got torn on the front. I was just in
a little home repair there. WHOA, that sounds like sounds like Mecca John
Zilla's having a problem with his audio cortex or something. Oh, Mecca john
Zilla. Wow, you guys had to do this me so soup. It's
delicious. My wife made it, Matsuko. You guys have met her?
Oh man. Anyway, I guess I better start talking to local population about
your orders. Were the gigantic mechanized creature making landfall? Right now? Sniffy
later, guys. Oh, I'm Japanese. Oh john Zella, john Zilla
has an announcement to make. Oh, he just finished parts alpha and Beta
of the Hollow Earth, and he proudly has used the secret co word which
is redacted. Oh, that's it. He even did it with the accent,
and so that means he gets a certificate. I remember recording that,
and I'm pretty certain that I put a time limit on that um and it
takes a ton of effort for me to put that onto an email and send
it. Of course, we'll send you the certificate. Now. Let me
tell you right now how certificates work. It's like half belief, half wanting,
half waiting, half excitement. It's like three of an item. It
defies a lot of things. So uh, go ahead and check your email
as often as you already do, and at some point a certificate. Yeah,
that's about that's about as fine a point as I get put on it.
Yeah, that's true, Thank you, Mecca. John Zilla look for
that in the future. We saw Godzilla. Yeah, we saw it.
It's pretty good. M I liked it. We heard from Lenny. Hello,
Lenny. It's got a good pun for us. There's a hypnotist from
Eastern Europe, and if you stare at his watch too long, you'll be
put into a hypnoslavic state. Oh it's such a nice fun la a lag.
Thank you Lenny. After a grueling eighteen months on the election trail,
one horrifying scandal after another, followed by redemptive act, amazing speech making,
the ability to tap into the will of the living dead, Zombie Master once
again the Master of the zombies, as elected by the zombies, for the
zombies, for the zombies, leading them into a brighter, newer future filled
with the flesh of the living. Zombie Master hits us up with some dream
stuff, dream stuff. He doesn't remember his dreams very often, which I
think is somewhat common. So who with some dream stuff he doesn't remember very
often? All right, that's it, Moving on fin zombies every time?
Does he dream of zombies? Oh? Well, we're gonna find out.
Okay, I'll shut up. His wife, however, can remember all of
her dreams, and then she just brags about it all morning. Oh tell
me more about your dreams, because I love you so much. I can't
remember why, O please? This is what he does have. He has
a recurring dream of for the most part of his life, um for the
better part of his life that has led to some funny real world such a
real world situations rules. He's in the Winnebago. He has this dream almost
a nightmare, but not quiet. He's being chased by a large snow white
spider. Knock it off. In each of these dreams, he's always in
the same location that he went to sleep in, so you know, if
he's staying at somebody's house, he's in a hotel room, he's in an
underpass, he's in the backseat of a car. He's sleeping under the window
of the girl he likes, any of those things. When he's in his
dream, that's where he wakes up. Should I not have mentioned that last
one? Oh? Is it weird? Maybe not if there had been more,
O J that's right, payback now. Although he doesn't rumor his dreams.
You throw in a little bit of sleepwalking with that, and he has
woken up outside in his tidies a few times. Wow. Yeah, he
once had a dream that he was at his dad's house and he was running
circles in the front room. And he was not a dream, he was
that was really happening. And yes, his one real nightmare. What was
he being chased by? David Flora. Let's look at the board. What
is the number one choice for things that Zombie Master is being chased by in
his only nightmare? Lingerie? Oh, lingerie is not only to steal stick?
Oh? Oh god, m heard of poultry? Papa, Papa.
Let's see what the board had. Oh at the top of the list for
Zombie Master it zombie is this this family feud moment? Bron Oh but that's
not all. No, he is keeping the torchlive. I probably want more
of these, I really do, because I love them. Of not so
superpowers, mundane superpowers. How about the power to turn the flavor of any
beverage to that of water? Pretty boring? Yeah? Mmmm man? What
about the cot What about the texture? What if you're drinking like a like
orange juice? Yeah, you just don't have enough of it. Rotten milk,
oh, chunky style water? Oh wow, yeah? Could you get
that out of your head? Yeah? Or like the key for the drinkable
yogurt, it would look like crystal gravy. That's awesome. Thank you,
zombie Master, Thank you, Zombie Master. Got a quick pun from Tyler.
Oh oh, Tyler, Tyler too, Tali says, looking for a
quick snack that will haunt your dreams. Always craving those fresh baked biscuits,
that reek of cat urine. You know. I am swing by KFC and
try the all new five debuck box. Oh I like that. The slaw
also reeks of cat urine. Has that from the biscuits, I don't know
from the mayonnaise they just put. They just put urine on everything. I
just it's tangy. Oh, thank you, well done, Tyler. And
last but not least, for this, this powerful cavalcade of listener mail.
But this is this catches us up. This this was important, This has
happened. There have been some in the interim, and we can manageably get
to them, I think, yep. But we have heard from Taper Taper
watching from the shore as the Zombie cruise floats on zombie cruise ship, such
as sights on the Living your eyes have rotted out of their schools, welcome
abort its taper says a couple of things in regard to our dreams episode,
did a little bit of super research, like he does the baku the tree
meter. While the chimerical appearance that we mentioned is present in early stories,
The Japanese also used the term to refer to the Southeast Asian and South American
mammal the taper what no relation. Sometime after the Meiji period, the yokai
came to be depicted simply as a taper. Taper shaped baku show up all
over anime and manga. And there are two different lines of Pokeman's designed at
Pokeman the Pokemon. Were you talking about Pokemone that Pokemon? Where's that one?
By the electric the electricity bunny rabbit. I don't even get it.
Pekaboo that's it. It hides all the time, but he shocks people.
If the kids it looks like something that kid would wants the Pekaboo electric rabbit.
Next week. The Blurry Photos Guide to Pokemon look also on Recurring Dreams
Slash Night Terrors. When he was a child, he had a series of
events that fall in between Nightmayor's Night Terrors, pre sleep, shadow person visions,
and light farce. For many nights in a row, he would lie
in bed, apparently awake at night, and talk to himself about what he'd
like to dream about when he fell asleep, and then he was interrupted by
Statler and Waldorf, the old men in the balcony from the Muppet Show,
bending down and twice as big in real life, mocking whatever he had just
hid. I couldn't even count it as a nightmare to be mocked by the
pros. It's like some clear enough torture. Don't have to watch the show
bum bum bum bum. That's awesome For whatever reason, that would terrify him,
and he would jump out of bed and run to his parents room.
After enough nights of this, one night, he threw a pillow at them
before running. They dodged it. Though they dodged it, but they looked
frightened and he didn't see him again. He figured that it was just showing
intent to harm that drove them away, But other possibilities include that shadow people
are susceptible to attack by pillow. Yeah, you could punx VISI pillow that
I'll kill them? Or is the ancient bald sable of or michaelis or at
least muppets are ye susceptible to pillow at What a delicious story. Oh my
god, that's good dreams. That was a chunky soup of listener mail,
and I was enjoying each and every morsel. Thank you Taper, and thank
you everybody everyone who wrote in so much. That's what a ton of listener
mail sounds like. So anyways, hope that catches yet, thumb and uh,
don't be screwed to write in some more. Oh, we can make
this happen as much as you like. I've been David Flora, I briefly
enjoyed moments of David Steca. We'll see you later. From a SCRIPTO