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Everybody. I'm gave a flo Oh
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beach Dago, We're here with another
photos mails upping it to man, man

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maim. It's an all male review
starring Dave'stecco and David Flora Man, but

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mostly now it stars your male ladies
and gentlemen. Get your headphones ready for

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listener, man, look at it, come out onto the stage extravagance.

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Have you ever seen this much mail, mister Flora? I can't say that

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I have, except in the mirror
every bulging amounts of mail listener mail.

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Ah, Well, you know what
the best thing to do is not talk

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about that and just die for I
don't know. Oh, man, here

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we go. I've got a couple
of things from Angie Cooney. You go

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to hell. That was great.
No new new writer to us, Angie.

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Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait before we get you

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further, Okay, Hi, Angie, I just I just wanted to welcome

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you to the podcast, and I'm
really glad you took the time to write

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in. Hi. Hi, it's
mad hoping not you liking a goat?

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Whoop? Whoop? What's Angie got
to say? Raising off the roof hag

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Well, Angie. Angie writes in
with kudos to us, which we accept,

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will always accept, and love graciously
and cherish. She hopes that we

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keep it up five ever wo,
which is more than four ever that is

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in access of the limits and constraints
of our known universe. She brings up

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the point about the knuckle of V
sounds like a myth to explain the steps

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of a drought. If you think
about it, drought kills crops, which

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leads to starvation. Would you lead
to disease? That's true, which leads

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to hilarious songs. Yep, and
you beat it by putting water on it.

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Boom, there you go. Very
very smart. Yeah, very smart.

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Wait wait wait I know already used
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mean it. Clever girl. She
also thinks that Suspicions should be on iTunes

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for purchase. I think we wouldn't
we have to owe somebody money that we

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might That's how we sidestep any llegal
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because it is fair use and pair
out of it. That's one of those

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things that sounds like something that people
that don't care say, people who aren't

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looking down the barrel of the lawsuits. Yeah, I don't know, it's

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worth looking into. Worth looking into
if it is, I mean, we

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might, although we do love providing
free stuff to you guys, that's right,

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you know. Uh, once we
get a few more, maybe maybe

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what if we just put all of
them into like a downloadable format on the

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website. We might have the an
album Blurry Photo's Greatest Hits, photos only

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hits. That's yeah, songs from
Blurry Photos, whether you like them or

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not. Yep, yep, songs
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good idea. I think we should
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a handful of first. Yeah,
we're working on it. You stay tuned.

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How's your leave? She also has
stories spawned straight from the Bowels of

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Our Dreams episode Oh anything spawned in
the Bowels. She was happy to hear

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that Stecco has zombie dreams on a
regular basis because she used to have those

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as well. She'd have them at
least once a week, wake up in

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a cold sweat. Also, other
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Her mother was fighting cancer that that
cropped up in the dreams, and

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so she looked it up and said
that zombie dreams are stress dreams that you

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have when you don't let yourself blow
off steam by having fun. And she

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said that that absolutely described what was
happening to her at the time. I

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love this. I'm going to write
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my reason to have more fun.
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for that. I'll sign it for
you. Yes, I've got a note

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from Angie. Dude. Right,
She says her two best zombie dreams.

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Number one, her mother, her
son, and she were hold up in

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the Weasley House with about a dozen
other families. All the windows and doors

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were covered with cloth to keep light
from escaping. In most of her zombie

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dreams, it's her responsibility to find
supplies for the family and responsible. Yeah,

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and but have to leave them behind
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zombies fine did them? They break
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They're hampered by her mother, who
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ends up fighting them off to let
the mother escape with her son. Yeah,

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write it right, write that screenplay. Dream Number two, her fiance,

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her mother, and her son are
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vacation when zombies take over the zombie
cruise ship. But nicies, it's high

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seas. Oh nice. Wait wait
wait I get to try that too,

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Okay, join us for head shots
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she says in the In the dreams, she has to drag her poor

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mom all over the ship, trying
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and they finally end up hiding it
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the chandelier hanging from the very top
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entire atrium. They decide to blow
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before the explosion. I've had a
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like something happens, a huge explosion, A lot of explosions actually, like

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nuclear bombs. Have a lot of
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exploding and witnessing it, you know
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shock wave to hit. Yeah,
I'm waking up. I've had dreams where

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I try to enact something, you
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like that, like trying to you
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And I've even had this and I
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the ballpark of the dream. I
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but all sometimes I'll have my alarm
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not getting away that easy. No, I'll turn it off like and like

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like sleepily angrily, like I want
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get back into it. It never
works, but I remember so clearly,

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just last week, have it like
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was the sexual dream that you were
having. That was a zombie dream,

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Thank you very much. But anyways, Angie learned to embrace the zombies to

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get the dreams to stop, and
she doesn't have them anymore. Oh see,

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I to stop them. She became
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cause me like horrible anxiety, Like
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zombie dream is an exercise in in
something that I know how to handle.

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If anything, if I had to
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that my brain is giving the problems
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is very relaxing to me, as
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or something where there's problems you're like, we'll think of something, yeah,

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you know, like the zombie dreams. I love them. I don't want

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them to go away. I'm interesting, I'm kicking ass is my deal,

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and I'm good at dealing. Worst
tagline ever zombie cruise, Zombie cruise ship.

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Thank you and all right? And
got a got an email from Daniel.

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Hi, Daniel, Hey Dan,
Actually this is a He brings up

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a good point, says he switched
from He switched phones and is now an

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Android user. I guess there's not
much out there for people who are Android

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users for options of listening to us. Oh, well, we can fix

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that, well, he recommends Stitcher. No, we've had some discussions.

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Yeah, we've talked behind the scenes
about closed doors in secret meetings, um,

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payola, graft, embezzlement, money
laundering, the truth behind blurry photos.

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Well, for Stitcher, we we've
talked about it. We haven't heard

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favorable things of stitcher. Um,
but we haven't looked into it for a

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while. Yeah, they have a
mind, had gotten better. They may

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have amended some of their more ludicrous
policies. In fact, I think they

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even sent an email not too long
ago saying, hey, we've changed.

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Come back to us, baby,
come back to us. I'm never gonna

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be that again. Give us a
chance, so we may we may start

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appearing on Stitcher, in which case
it will be your duty, dear listener,

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to go on there and get us
nominated for whatever Stitcher award they have

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they have one and beat Mark marinh. Yeah, that's what we'll do.

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That, not physically, we just
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be careful man. Anyway, we
will look into Stitcher and I'll tell you

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what if. If not Stitcher,
We'll find an Android stick or something out.

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I've tried the Microsoft Zoom thing.
They they was it a problem?

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Is that that no one owns a
Zoom? Did that? Did that ever

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crop up? I mean you can
get it on Xbox and somebody requested it.

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And I've tried and tried and tried
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we just don't show up on there. So I don't know what stick Zoom

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has up its ass but into your
face. Um, But if if you

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want to see us on Stitcher,
please right in and let us know.

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Yeah, We're gonna do it anywhere
if we can fire. But thanks for

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writing in, Daniel. Yeah,
got a got a message from Jeff,

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long time listener Jeff. Jeff said
he no Jeff used to is it a

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j Jeff or a j Jeff?
Okay, sorry like this? When I

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was in elementary school, there was
a j Jeff like this Jeff who was

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you know, like preferred to go
buy Jeffrey. And it's one of the

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first and handful I think. I
think in my life, I've been punched

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in the face like three maybe four
times. First time I ever got punched

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in the face deservedly in third grade. We're leaning forward in my desk.

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I don't know where the teacher was, I don't know any other players in

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this story what their reaction was,
but just like two inches behind his head,

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going, why do I find it's
still so funny? They just brace

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you for letdown because it's gonna be
as funny to you as it is to

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me, unless you want to picture
like a third grader little Davy with his

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giant curly hair going Jeffrey Jeff,
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Jeffrey. Jeff Jeff Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, I'm the worst person.

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I won't do that to you.
Jeff. Jeff says he used to sleep

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talk uh, and apparently it scared
the shit out of his mom so much

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so that she took him to a
local shaman. And apparently, oh I

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know, Jeff, now, yeah, yes, yeah, Philippines, Jeff.

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He's got so many cool stories about
his family and the that goes down.

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Yeah, apparently he was haunted by
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his sleep. Oh, got a
shaman down, that's all. Maybe not,

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maybe he still hasn't. I don't
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have a listener with working knowledge of
shamans, or, as I like to

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say incorrectly, because it's fun,
shaman's shaman. Shaman. You're gonna need

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a shaman to get rid of that
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Jeff. All right, we have
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this gigantic pirate thing, this pirate
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Connor, the wordsmith, tinkering in
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clin crafting a me remissive. Oh
yeah, literation. All right. Connor

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hits us up with some dream stuffs, dream stuff, uh, says his

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much like most people. His dreams
tend to be everywhere. But he you

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know a little bit of this little
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he does get a few themes like
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He's more in control of his surroundings
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underwater, he can breathe, you
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dodge bullets, he can you know, he's got a lot more personal control

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of his environment than I than I
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Congratulations. Yeah, So so the
result being that he gets to be kind

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of a giant badass in his dreams. I did play, um, and

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but in even going to the point
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like, all right, knock it
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Um, he does have some limited
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dreams, uh like like what you
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Hulk kind of leaping kind of thing. Oh yeah, and um here's a

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here's a good quote here. Another
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like using one of the scrolls of
Hscarian flight found in Elder Scrolls three marrow

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End and maybe the others m anybody
scrolls of Hscarian flight. I got in

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with sky rim Oh okay, I
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Come Lately, did Johnny Come latelist? I'm I'm Johnny come never showed up

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in the first place. You've played
Skyrim some, haven't you. I tried

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it. I you know, I
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it is a time to discuss video
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like those style of games, I
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a while. It was only like
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And then I was like, Okay, let's establish some rules and some

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control on this. And every time
I tried that, I tried Oblivion,

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I tried Skyrim, and every time
I was playing and I was like,

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well, dude, if I'm gonna
do this, and I was just played

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World of Warcraft like I in my
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could do this other thing that that
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I know, you know friends that
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could talk to them while I do
it. So but I thought there were

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cool games. I just I think
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I was just like, you,
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this way. Gotcha. Um.
And then an apocryphal cliffhanger from Connor.

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This is, by the way,
how I'm going to change my official business

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email signature to this storm's coming in, So this shall resume in another message

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Dave's echo. That's a pretty cool
cliffhanger away, and we love cliffhangers.

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Good night, everybody. The word
Smith Connor is writing to us midstorm,

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or at least let it pass a
little bit, and he says his nightmares

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come with a feeling of absolute evil
surrounding him. To his core, most

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fecrete nightmare he's ever had had a
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At a very young age, he
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survived some horrific psychological shit, and
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of three. Almost every night he
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a house and he would end up
on the bed in the house. Then

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the bed would disappear and he would
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he could never get out, and
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Yes, that's an old gusta.
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna walk

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down that scary path. That's horrific
psychological stuff that the bed saw. But

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Jesus, some of the lost message
that oh yeah, yeah, we talked

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about this. We we we lost, we lost a MISSI from Connor,

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so kind of the word smith.
The last episode is found and unearthed.

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He says, Satanism becalls you.
That's why pretty much, that's a tag.

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That's a tag for the ages.
Pirates lived in fear of running across

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a large treasure hoarding bird known only
as a plunderbird. Oh oh, you

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think he's done with that. I
think he's done. I think he's done.

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You're right. Why would I even
bring it out? No, he's

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also heard a recording of the call
of a small crow like species of thunderbird,

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and he must say it was downright
call funness. That's words smithing,

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motherfuckers, that's the words smith for
you. And he brings up this point.

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We had talked about writing our own
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the ones that we find just downright
souck and we might as well try our

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hands on it. Was asking if
if maybe, uh, submissions could be

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sent in for them. Uh,
We're not sure. That's that's a that's

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a fun idea, and um,
maybe maybe we try that. I don't

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know. Maybe we could figure out
some kind of contest to us. Yeah,

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we could work out a system by
which, because I'm all about the

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interactivity, yeah, I love it
too. But we'll have to we'll have

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to pin down exactly how that would
work and that one, and then we'll

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let you know. I want you
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I irritate you. And I know
that's a lot. I know that's a

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lot. He's got one last pund
for us, White Oak Brewing Company,

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made for those who can hold their
liquor. Oh nice, now, it's

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a nice call from our Nautical Mysteries
episode. Right, that's right. He

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was also honored not because I went
to the penalty box for boobs, but

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because one he never expected a message
by him to be defended in any way,

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shape or form, and two Gray
cat Enough said, oh fancy feast.

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I know, I know he sits
table asking us to pass the salt

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which we have to get on our
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all right, thank you, Connor
keep Smith in those words, this

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is normally the part where I scream
Lana, but I feel like that might

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be a little rude given the Headphonelar
apparatus by which most people listen to this

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podcast. Wait, did we hear
from Lana? Lana? We did hear

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from Laana? Oh hey, Laana? How are you doing? How's it

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going? Fella Kentuckian and toboggan A
M M Tobogan nights. Right, we

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all make glorious army of Tobogganites and
in winter hats. A lot of sets

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is up with this. How about
a three fifty am pun I'm sure this

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will be cogent and sharp. This
is actually I think let's call let's call

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three fifty am the punning hour.
Okay, let it be So A lot

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has got a product that is used
to help people achieve the dreams they desire.

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What is it? Since many people
wish they were in movies. You

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hook this device up to your head
before you go to sleep, and you

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input the movie you want to be
in. Then the device using very scientific

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I don't understand meshes you're unconscious with
that of the movie. Then you are

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transported into a wonderful night of whatever
movie you choose. This is called the

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dream sure get it. It's like
like the dream Catcher, but it meshes.

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I like that. I'm into that, and she helps. It's a

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good pun, mission accomplished, you
know what. I like the idea behind

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it even better? Right, yeah, please make that happen. Oh no,

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who left my copy of Predator in
one hundred one? I thought I

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was gonna roll around with puppies tonight. Not me. I'm a softie.

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It's just every night I've got mail. No sleeping for me tonight in Seattle.

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Woo. If you choose inception,
you will lose your mind. You

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will, You'll never be right again. How does that figure into those really

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complex diagrams you see on the internet
about that movie, which I've never seen.

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I'd be in Garfield the movie.
You would, Jesus, I don't

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even know what you're trying to accomplish
with that weird look on your face.

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Also, there's and wait, there's
more. So we were talking, uh

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during the slender Man episode about Germans
and stuff, and turns out, as

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we so often do, this was
a TV show, it would cut back

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to that episode and it's just one
of us just giving some terrible speech like

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my nation mine incline and plinding,
you know, talking about Germans. Oh

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yeah, wow, yeah, my
inclined in flying. That's a German.

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My my little flining Yeah, my
little leaving ish boss button Ziema Button.

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So her grandfather, who grew up
near the Black Forest, would take them

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out for walks and tell them stories
about all the creatures in the forest that

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would get them wow. And while
her grandfather never mentioned the slender Man,

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um, her dad used to say
that if she didn't eat all of her

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food that the skinny death Man would
come and drag her from her bed at

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night. I think the Skinny death
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literal than we think on that one. No, dude, it was Hans

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and he lived down at the end
of the lane and nobody wanted to go

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around his house because it was scaring. There were windows that were broken.

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Also. Um, tough break,
Flora, tough break. No what you

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a little Tobogganite, buddy. She's
a big fan of Louisville Cardinals, Louisville,

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Loiville, LoVa Don Louisville don't even
well. So there you go.

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There's your there's your beloved Tobogganite.
See, I'm ambivalent to these things.

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I don't know, we're not ambivalent
you're sowing seeds of discord right now and

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loving it. I'm not sewing anything. I mean, I'm just reading.

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I'm just reading listener mail because that's
what the listeners deserve. Lana, Oh,

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Lana, say it ain't so,
Lona. Perhaps perhaps we can see

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at our side, our differences and
become friends for the good of right of

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the paranormal and stupid and crazy shit. Also, speaking of research, you're

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just gonna closs over there. It
was. It was a total moment.

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It's a total moment. Yeah,
it's a total moment. Yeah. And

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and you just shot upon it,
paved over it like a wetland, put

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a parking lot on it. Sorry, ducks, it's all right, it's

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all right. I think you frogs. I think Lana and I can come

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to a mutual understanding a detante as
it were. Well, I mean,

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Lana can read up on that because
she's working on her masters in library and

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information science. I asked for it. I know, amazing. Yeah,

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I love librarians. I spend a
lot of time working in the library myself.

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Micro text and a micro film micro
feast. You wouldn't know what that

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is. It doesn't exist anymore.
Wow. I even as as a Wildcat

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fan would not insult you as much
as that. I but you do know

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what it is, Lana, Yeah, I'm sure. I mean, isn't

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the same way that people talk about
the old times when leeches were medicine.

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It just doesn't exist anymore. No
one needs it. It's it's it's redundant.

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It's all on the internet. Now, that doesn't mean she doesn't know

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about it. She knows. She
knows about it. Now, Now,

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who's trying You're like trying trying to
incept literally, you're trying to incept an

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argument between us so that then you
can take the sere Yeah, how about

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our podcast? Is Dave and Dave
just talk about this? They like yeah,

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shows, they do stuff from shows. However, you know that,

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Um, remember when we were recording
the podcast and you're like, hey,

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what if we were able to embed
a virus so that, you know,

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it would just start to go off. This was on somebody's phone maybe while

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they were in class and their purse. Yeah, yeah, I remember talking

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about that. It worked. It
worked. Her phone went off in her

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purse during her class and it was
our Satanism episode. And so she actually

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had to explain to the class so
that she wasn't crazy like what she was

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listening to. So maybe we got
some listeners out of it. What a

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great marketing ploy. I love it, really brilliant idea. I hope it

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was that part in the Satanism episode
that was just us going Satan Satan,

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Satan, Satan Satan, which was
about ninety percent of the episode. So

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yeah, that was that was it? Thank you, Laana? Well,

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well, well, Laana, thanks
for writing in. And I hope that

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our mutual understanding carries forth into the
new millennium. I don't know, I

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just wait a minute, what what
is that? I'm just I was helping

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you on pack a box from your
recent move. What is this burnt Cardinal

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Louisville Cardinals effigy in this box labeled
Dave Flora's Favorite Things? What the f

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dude? Oh, that's just my
burnt Louisville Cardinals defigy. That's in my

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Favorite Things box. Surprised you canceled? Oh? Thank you, Lanna?

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Thanks? What do you? Flora
ding Dong? Who's calling? Josie?

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Oh, Josie, Joseph, get
out in here. Josie's got a story

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him, love him, her dreams. She has a long list of weird

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dreams. Will welcome to the pod, who don't, who don't, sister,

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And instead of studying for her final
exams, she's talking to us,

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so that's adorable. She has a
reoccurring zombie dream, I'm already on board.

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It's always that she's sleeping in bed, and then generally two different paths

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are taken. Sometimes a horde of
zombies come into the room and just stand

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around while she tries to keep as
still as possible in her bed. That's

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creepy and spooky. Occasionally, dream
her is woken by the zombies and barricades

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the door before repelling out of her
window to escape action. It's always turns

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into hilarity. When she repels out
into the sea on zombie crews, it's

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always weird, though then her alarm
wakes her up. Come aboard, we're

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infecting you zombie cruise ships. As
a kid, she used to have dreams

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of events before they happened. Oh
hey, Once she had a dream about

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a day at school in lovely gray
tones about some speech that her one year

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teacher gave us. Her year one
teacher, you generally have teachers for a

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year or two. Both are correct. Then a few days after that,

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the teacher gave that speech. What
she remembers that sense of wait, what

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you what might I saw this in
a dream and being really confused, seeing

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as she was, you know,
six or seven years old. Yeah,

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crazy. You know. I used
to work with a guy named Cody who

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swore that he was psychic and he
could tell the future of his dreams and

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true story. He's like, you
know, like one time I dreamt that

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I went to Starbucks, and then
the next morning I went to Starbucks.

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That was his litmus for psychic ability. You flawless, flawless, flawless law

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check, Thanks jose Thanks Josie.
Oh, Sergeant Jackson, get your ass

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over here. Well what is it, sir? Damn it, that thing's

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coming back. We're gonna have to
speak to the local population of Japan.

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Where's our damn interpreter. Well,
hey, guys, guys, Sorry,

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sorry, sorry, I was just
over at my house. One of the

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one of the Tatsumi matts got torn
on the front. I was just in

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a little home repair there. WHOA, that sounds like sounds like Mecca John

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Zilla's having a problem with his audio
cortex or something. Oh, Mecca john

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Zilla. Wow, you guys had
to do this me so soup. It's

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delicious. My wife made it,
Matsuko. You guys have met her?

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Oh man. Anyway, I guess
I better start talking to local population about

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your orders. Were the gigantic mechanized
creature making landfall? Right now? Sniffy

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later, guys. Oh, I'm
Japanese. Oh john Zella, john Zilla

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has an announcement to make. Oh, he just finished parts alpha and Beta

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of the Hollow Earth, and he
proudly has used the secret co word which

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is redacted. Oh, that's it. He even did it with the accent,

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and so that means he gets a
certificate. I remember recording that,

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and I'm pretty certain that I put
a time limit on that um and it

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takes a ton of effort for me
to put that onto an email and send

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it. Of course, we'll send
you the certificate. Now. Let me

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tell you right now how certificates work. It's like half belief, half wanting,

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half waiting, half excitement. It's
like three of an item. It

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defies a lot of things. So
uh, go ahead and check your email

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as often as you already do,
and at some point a certificate. Yeah,

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that's about that's about as fine a
point as I get put on it.

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Yeah, that's true, Thank you, Mecca. John Zilla look for

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that in the future. We saw
Godzilla. Yeah, we saw it.

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It's pretty good. M I liked
it. We heard from Lenny. Hello,

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Lenny. It's got a good pun
for us. There's a hypnotist from

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Eastern Europe, and if you stare
at his watch too long, you'll be

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put into a hypnoslavic state. Oh
it's such a nice fun la a lag.

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Thank you Lenny. After a grueling
eighteen months on the election trail,

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one horrifying scandal after another, followed
by redemptive act, amazing speech making,

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the ability to tap into the will
of the living dead, Zombie Master once

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again the Master of the zombies,
as elected by the zombies, for the

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zombies, for the zombies, leading
them into a brighter, newer future filled

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with the flesh of the living.
Zombie Master hits us up with some dream

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stuff, dream stuff. He doesn't
remember his dreams very often, which I

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think is somewhat common. So who
with some dream stuff he doesn't remember very

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often? All right, that's it, Moving on fin zombies every time?

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Does he dream of zombies? Oh? Well, we're gonna find out.

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Okay, I'll shut up. His
wife, however, can remember all of

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her dreams, and then she just
brags about it all morning. Oh tell

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me more about your dreams, because
I love you so much. I can't

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remember why, O please? This
is what he does have. He has

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a recurring dream of for the most
part of his life, um for the

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better part of his life that has
led to some funny real world such a

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real world situations rules. He's in
the Winnebago. He has this dream almost

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a nightmare, but not quiet.
He's being chased by a large snow white

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spider. Knock it off. In
each of these dreams, he's always in

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the same location that he went to
sleep in, so you know, if

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he's staying at somebody's house, he's
in a hotel room, he's in an

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underpass, he's in the backseat of
a car. He's sleeping under the window

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of the girl he likes, any
of those things. When he's in his

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dream, that's where he wakes up. Should I not have mentioned that last

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one? Oh? Is it weird? Maybe not if there had been more,

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O J that's right, payback now. Although he doesn't rumor his dreams.

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You throw in a little bit of
sleepwalking with that, and he has

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woken up outside in his tidies a
few times. Wow. Yeah, he

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once had a dream that he was
at his dad's house and he was running

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circles in the front room. And
he was not a dream, he was

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that was really happening. And yes, his one real nightmare. What was

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he being chased by? David Flora. Let's look at the board. What

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is the number one choice for things
that Zombie Master is being chased by in

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his only nightmare? Lingerie? Oh, lingerie is not only to steal stick?

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Oh? Oh god, m heard
of poultry? Papa, Papa.

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Let's see what the board had.
Oh at the top of the list for

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Zombie Master it zombie is this this
family feud moment? Bron Oh but that's

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not all. No, he is
keeping the torchlive. I probably want more

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of these, I really do,
because I love them. Of not so

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superpowers, mundane superpowers. How about
the power to turn the flavor of any

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beverage to that of water? Pretty
boring? Yeah? Mmmm man? What

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about the cot What about the texture? What if you're drinking like a like

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orange juice? Yeah, you just
don't have enough of it. Rotten milk,

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oh, chunky style water? Oh
wow, yeah? Could you get

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that out of your head? Yeah? Or like the key for the drinkable

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yogurt, it would look like crystal
gravy. That's awesome. Thank you,

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zombie Master, Thank you, Zombie
Master. Got a quick pun from Tyler.

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Oh oh, Tyler, Tyler too, Tali says, looking for a

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quick snack that will haunt your dreams. Always craving those fresh baked biscuits,

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that reek of cat urine. You
know. I am swing by KFC and

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try the all new five debuck box. Oh I like that. The slaw

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also reeks of cat urine. Has
that from the biscuits, I don't know

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from the mayonnaise they just put.
They just put urine on everything. I

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just it's tangy. Oh, thank
you, well done, Tyler. And

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last but not least, for this, this powerful cavalcade of listener mail.

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But this is this catches us up. This this was important, This has

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happened. There have been some in
the interim, and we can manageably get

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to them, I think, yep. But we have heard from Taper Taper

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watching from the shore as the Zombie
cruise floats on zombie cruise ship, such

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as sights on the Living your eyes
have rotted out of their schools, welcome

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abort its taper says a couple of
things in regard to our dreams episode,

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did a little bit of super research, like he does the baku the tree

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meter. While the chimerical appearance that
we mentioned is present in early stories,

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The Japanese also used the term to
refer to the Southeast Asian and South American

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mammal the taper what no relation.
Sometime after the Meiji period, the yokai

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came to be depicted simply as a
taper. Taper shaped baku show up all

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over anime and manga. And there
are two different lines of Pokeman's designed at

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Pokeman the Pokemon. Were you talking
about Pokemone that Pokemon? Where's that one?

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By the electric the electricity bunny rabbit. I don't even get it.

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Pekaboo that's it. It hides all
the time, but he shocks people.

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If the kids it looks like something
that kid would wants the Pekaboo electric rabbit.

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Next week. The Blurry Photos Guide
to Pokemon look also on Recurring Dreams

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Slash Night Terrors. When he was
a child, he had a series of

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events that fall in between Nightmayor's Night
Terrors, pre sleep, shadow person visions,

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and light farce. For many nights
in a row, he would lie

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in bed, apparently awake at night, and talk to himself about what he'd

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like to dream about when he fell
asleep, and then he was interrupted by

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Statler and Waldorf, the old men
in the balcony from the Muppet Show,

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bending down and twice as big in
real life, mocking whatever he had just

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hid. I couldn't even count it
as a nightmare to be mocked by the

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pros. It's like some clear enough
torture. Don't have to watch the show

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bum bum bum bum. That's awesome
For whatever reason, that would terrify him,

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and he would jump out of bed
and run to his parents room.

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After enough nights of this, one
night, he threw a pillow at them

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before running. They dodged it.
Though they dodged it, but they looked

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frightened and he didn't see him again. He figured that it was just showing

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intent to harm that drove them away, But other possibilities include that shadow people

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are susceptible to attack by pillow.
Yeah, you could punx VISI pillow that

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I'll kill them? Or is the
ancient bald sable of or michaelis or at

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least muppets are ye susceptible to pillow
at What a delicious story. Oh my

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god, that's good dreams. That
was a chunky soup of listener mail,

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and I was enjoying each and every
morsel. Thank you Taper, and thank

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you everybody everyone who wrote in so
much. That's what a ton of listener

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mail sounds like. So anyways,
hope that catches yet, thumb and uh,

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don't be screwed to write in some
more. Oh, we can make

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this happen as much as you like. I've been David Flora, I briefly

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enjoyed moments of David Steca. We'll
see you later. From a SCRIPTO

