Yeah, no, Mike, check on you want to to the mic and
I hear nothing. What's going on? What's going on? Man? I
just I just said, what's going on? What's going on? I'm gonna
go back to my salad. Thank you appreciate it. Here? What you
got in there? What's in there? Dot? You want me to stay
over here? Though I didn't ask you leave as you was in there?
I got kill sweet potato, I'm chicking salmon. There was avocado in here,
and then I got like this the law in here as well. And
then I got spicy cake, spicy casho dressing on top. That's that's some
what you know, what's some dressings? Am? I let me see?
Wait okay, I was checking to see if I can see the lights when
I talked, okay, you know what the Hey, we be minutes like
y'all because you know Tommy, he's trying to get reacquainted with John. Your
videos got titles. You know what I'm saying. Look, you know what
I'm saying. Hey, when you show up, you show up, but
just took you a little bit. It's hard. Hey, this just gonna
be me going back to work in July because out of thirty days in June,
I only work nine of them. Know what I'm saying is I go
on vacation. You're definitely now listening. We damn it from all this episode
days and confused, because that's all the time you've been acting like you got
no in June this year. You know, my fortieth birthdays this year.
So out of the thirty days in June, I'll be on vacation for twenty
one of them. Gotcha the future, Yeah, so by the time July
roll around, I might beat that motherfucker. Since you were and jelly Bean
was going through what y'all You've been off of work and you've been coming back
now it's for me. Its been fine because, like I work from home
and I'm only part time anyway, so I've been able to be home with
her. All right. So if this is your first time joining us,
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You know what, remember my old school the whole bitual line, separate
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of Hostally Awkward. I am joined by majority of my co hosts, even
the part timer. We got the narcissist, pie got one. Oh he
don't, he don't got the nigga here here do tonight took upon the tails.
But yeah, what is that about? But he definitely was narcissist earlier.
I believe it. I believe it. Yeah, look at the growth,
the growth, look at the whole time. You see you, Tommy,
you see it, you see it. Yeah, I acknowledge the tribal
chief. We got toms can beats in here. Proven why he is our
mister essential, mister tone death is our own vacation in Vegas probably doing ungodly
things. Yea. Being with your family means nothing out there, because the
Vegas video that I saw today, that ship was wild, and Nigga was
like, yeah, man, my wife pregnant by her boyfriend and I'm probably
gonna have to take care of it. It was just a lot that Yeah,
and then of course the beautiful Serena is in the building. So when
we ended last week, Wine was disputing the blindness of Steve Wonder because yeah,
he thought, I want to go bring that ship back up this week.
That's what we opened up with. So we ended the show with,
you know, Wine not believing that Stevie Wonder is blonde the past six ye
right about him driving and ship. Was that Shack that was in the elevator
with him? Who was at the who had the elevator store. They was
in the same building, and he was like, how you know it was
me that was Shack? Right? Did he say something like what's up,
big man? Or something? He says, there fight until up there,
I'm saying he got that there Listen, I'm Stevie Wonder to walk in and
say what a big man? And it's just us? How he know I'm
big? The echo vibrations of the tool that he feels it a bat he
was solar whatever you dressing you seeing things? Was? It was three videos.
I only see two. The very first message I sent you, Oh,
Salad Salad is the other one. Siah Colone blind and Salad was the
first three So so so because one does not seem to understand blindness we are
going to open the show with this video. Nah, shut up. Misconception
about blindness is that everyone who is blind sees like this. In reality,
blindness is a spectrum and only a small percentage see nothing at all. Tends
to be more like these visual impairment examples. First one here is diabeg retinopathy,
which affects about nine point six million people in the United States. Next
up here we have an example of a severe form of cataracts. It affects
about twenty million people in the United States but is highly treatable. Next up
here we have glaucoma, which affects about three million Americans and is the second
leading cause of blindness worldwide. Next up here we have macular degeneration, which
affects about twenty million people in the United States. Next up here is an
example of what it might be like for somebody who can only see lights and
shadows and not much else. And then lastly, here we have an example
of what it may be like for someone with uncorrected high myopia, which would
make them legally blind if uncorrected. Or it could be like Daredevil where he
sees shadows of everything, where it's like you can see an outline. It
looked like cartoons sketch. That could be Stevie real talk. I have machaela
degeneration in the upper having him and spear in my eye like I'm blind right
here. So that explains a lot. I don't explain ship. See let
me see heybrid Stevie, Hey Keisha okay said, Stevie proved he was blind
when Mariah had him fucked up a few weeks ago. He got the part
he had to stand there and look like he didn't know where he was going.
And then Kayla go, she gonna act like I was the bad person
for laughing, when she was the one that was sitting here. So say,
just popping in while waiting for this thing. King Arthur is showed to
start. Oh tone said, The second one is him without his glasses.
The fact that there's actually YouTube the second to last, Stevie Wonder isn't blind.
There's a YouTube video that actually says that. Probably behind it dog anonymous
handle when ships slander and Stevie Wonder for no reason, he can play the
drums. You gotta see some ship to play the drums, he thought,
he thought a nigga. Here here's the reason look up a story about my
Uh, somebody tell I can't remember who it was to tell you it's a
very knowledge a very believable person. Yeah, I saw the fight. Look,
it's a it's a crazy conspiracy. But the man is not blind,
and somebody knows that he is not blind, and they aint blue the whistle
on his nigga. Come on, man, Stevie want to have been on
this earth? How many years? And he been famous for how many of
those years? All of them? And this nigga ain't got lifetime achievement award?
Uh? I think I think I think he has. I'm gonna look,
I don't remember now I'm a Google fact that, but imagine so I
found out what he got, Steve. You wonder I ain't got no lifetime
achievement. The fact that the fact that doctor Dre did and he don't,
that's not that that that's not right. If he had, he has had
one. But he has had you pinpointed. I mean, I'm right here
talking to you know. See even tone believed one started that Stevie YouTube channel.
Well, I will say this, this is what I found. This
is what I found out, did some research while we were talking about it,
it says he was. He has a rare condition called retinopathy of prematurity.
The eye disease can occur in premature babies and it is when abnormal blood
vessels grow on the retina in the back of the eye and it detaches something.
And I read that he got it because the incubator that he was in
it had too much oxygen in it. So there you go. No,
and if it was that, somebody was Jesus, but his dad to that
this baby don't need to see lights out? It is it is I missed
something. Can you say it again? We will not tell God was fine
at our conversation. Leave that legend alone, sir. He is blind,
all right? Here go tell me what did you find? That? More
hate from Tim This is celebrities insisting that Stevie Wonder can see a segment No
one over one to the left. Yep, you gotta come down a little
bit. Ye see now he acting like Steven. He lives in the building
on wheelshow so you park your car and the valets on there. So I'm
already in the building. I'm coming to the lobby. Do over there,
Stevie Wonder. He comes in, says what's up? Shock? Presses the
button, Sorry, presses the button, gets off on the floor bottom,
go up to the room. I wouldn't call every president. Believe he got
on the other that what's up? Shock? How you doing, big dog?
Yes he did, but y'all don't know. Stevie can see. Stevie
can see. It's just an act. He can see Steevee can see.
I go over to his house and he says, I got a record I
want you to hear. He pulls a cassette out, cassette. All but
you don't know a cassette is up forget about it? So right, So
he pulls the cassette and he says, come go with me in the car.
He goes out to the car and he goes on the driver's side and
he said, get it on the passage side. I get on the passenger
site. And then he puts the cassette in. He cranks the car and
he goes and he puts it in reverse and starts down the driveway. He's
going down the drive I said, Steve. He goes, I got you.
You know all I do all this in front of Stevie, So don't
look. Don't look up Steven done some steps to me. Let me tell
you about the time he came up to the radio stage when I was on
the beat out here Steve, He's supposed to be performing live or doing keyboards,
and he was late. And I just bought this brand new truck.
Calling lincoln Wood long time ago. I'm on the radio. I get a
phone call. It's Stevie Wonder. I said, Yo, Stevie, where
you at? Man? You're supposed to be here now. I'm on nineteenth
floor on Wilsha doing my radio show. I said, Stevie, where are
you at? He said, I'm here man, just pulling up. I
said, look, you can't drive. He said, oh yes, I
can. Look out the window. This mother was in my new truck with
the windows down, and it was move and real slow, and the mother
was waving with Chris Tucker and Johnny gil Chris Tucker and I are Johnny Gill's
background dancers. Stevie walks on stage, walks to me, looks me dead
in my eyes, says Anthony, get me to a piano. I was
like, Stapie, well, hell, if you just walk to me,
you could have walked to the piano. He caught himself. He caught himself
and had to play it off, and so I took him to the piano
and he played, did you challenge Stevie Wonder to a basketball game? And
he won? He won? He won, He won. Okay, mind
me a few planes and oh wow, you fly to merself. I love
playing one in the well acted twice actually ended the plane. So it's a
long time. Yes, I'm telling you have him on the show. Put
stuff in his way. I bet we step over. Put stuff in it,
all right, set me Stevey, come here, Stevene gonna do this,
Stevene gonna be Please join us, Please Stevene, please join us.
Kell said, bro what okay? Anyway, he just said, not put
stuff in his way? Yeah, but that that ship is wild. Tell
me I don't see it. You got it. You got it over there
by you, because it was a set of three blind videos that I only
said see two. Hold on, God, tell me making sure we got
our other video. But while he is doing that, because I was like,
maybe, uh, my phone heard me telling people like how much you
wasn't ship because they kept, you know, disputing Stevie's blindness, so they
kept sending me blind videos. My face my Facebook reals. So, uh,
we had the first one where you know it said blindness is a spectrum.
Now Wine is always saying that sexuality is a spectrum. Now now now
you say it too. I just agree with him because that's in slowan.
I said that you have we have it documented. Huh oh see, I
thought it was a video. My bad. Okay, yeah, because I
can't do pictures from here, so you can go ahead and put that one
up since I can't do it and you're already there. M anything with pictures
my producer has to do because I don't have access to to be able to
click pictures. But yeah, this one says I dated this blind girl till
she broke up with me a few weeks ago. Guess who's back with a
different voice. Horrible. I'm trying to read or actually hear the videos,
and i'd be and not be the thing about watching y'all stuff last minute,
because i'd be wanting y'all genuine reactions on the show the ship because I'll be
cracking up when I see it. But that's sucked up. She was like,
you know what, I don't think I can do this anymore. And
then you just come back with it for voice your noo coloone, some lifts,
some lifts in your shoes. Then we got this last one home after
being bullied all day for being blind. That is horrible. That is horrible
getting home after being bullied all day for being blind. Hey, this steamy
listening the water the oh ship you to me? You started and look and
that's what that was how the started. And I googled it. I don't
find no lifetime Achievement awards. So Kayla said, there was a video online
recently where this guy went on the blind date and the girl was blonde.
Waits was literally a blind day. He gets to the door, she got
her walking stick and he's like, what's that? Oh no, so you
said he didn't know. Like he literally went to pick her up and she
came out with her stick. He was a good sport, he said,
but I guess you can't see how good I look. But she was like
she want her stick. She was want to go back in the house.
And he was like, he's like, well, can you still eat?
Like can you still drink? And she was like yeah, He's like you
want to dry cute? Yeah, because I said, I was like that
Ludacris bar here is so different now because he got a rat He's actual,
you know what, Like they like there's you know, they've been asking this
question for a long time, like if you had to lose, like any
one of your senses, like which one would it be? And I'm like,
well, I'm already half different ship, so I guess I'm kind of
like you know, but I don't. I don't know, Like I feel
like not being able to see I think that would like activate my anxiety.
And like when I if I feel like I can't see something, I think
it honestly makes me feel like I'm trapped, like it ignite, like claustophobian
shit. It's like, even if I'm not closed in, if I feel
like I can't see, I think that'll freak me out. But at the
same time, I might actually have a shot at being treated well because I
can date ugly niggas I can't see his face to be just out just outright
rappolst. I disagree. You think I'm gonna be out here feeling risk like
like Ray Charles, you feel like, no, bro, I think that
you might have you read it like like it's given ugly Oh you know what.
There was another actually I shared this one on my page. There was
a think it was like nineteen seventy six or something. It was. It
was a Brea. It was a Braill playboy. Yeah, and he was
like, damn the internet result. Now your example of all the different types
of blindness confuses me because I literally can't like like how you have like your
peripheral right here, like once it cuts in this area, I can't see
a single thing. So if I whipped that dick out on this side,
you been okay. But because I was, motherfucker pause pause, pause pause,
it was a dick swinging at you. We definitely seen the hit.
What are you looking at? He don't know that's the bad side you're looking
at up here? Kayla said, what would y'all do if you showed up
for a date and they were blind? So you know the phrase ribe somebody
blind? You are going directly to Hey are officially twenty four minutes into the
show, and that's what you own a blind person. No, this is
where we are. First of all, I think all blind people got their
devil skills, So I ain't gonna fuck with him like that. I don't
know, man, I think them niggas they know how to trip niggas and
do that. Oh, I wish, I wish, I know. This
is the thing. There's a there's a story about this dude who he's blind.
He rides his bike and he just he clicks. He literally clicks and
he can just walk around like a bat. Yes, he uses the same
skills that the bat users to find his way. He rides the bike.
Here is a sonar he bounced. He uses to click to bounce off the
things around here. Knows what is it? A bat? Or African?
Oh, he's he's They be clicking too here, real nigga, y'all,
you didn't even have Africa. I wasn't even involved in this, y'all.
I'm over here eating my palm grand seeds. Get some of my arms,
slowly and quietly walking away. No, but okay, so we can go
around the room. We could start with wanting and with me, Yes we
can. What would you do if you act like it was a literal blind
day, Like you got there and they were just like, I don't believe
it. This is three minutes long. We ain't watching that. I'm down
the street. It's dirty, you know what I'm saying, yikes, the
clicks are eleracist the funniest Okay, okay, y'all never saw that family guy
clip with the African guy when he fell and was holding his knee like Peter,
but instead of but instead of like growing like Peter, he was clicking.
He was like, you know what, No, I think it's is
he growning or he's yelled or something. I think he yelled like, oh
ship, my god that it's so Africa doing the same thing. Did I
say you want to drive his knit? Uh? Okay, let's say,
y'all just reminded me of the racist video we played on the show a few
weeks ago through around the World with the burrito and the tacos tacos and Taco
Nacho. This is me? What did you post that were laughing at this?
Where's my nose? Wench? After being bullied all day for being blind?
I'm sorry, I just had to watch it one more time. But
I won't you say that the first thirty minutes of the show work all wind
fuck because had he not ended the last show slandering Stevie, we wouldn't be
here today. Observation that this motherfucker is lying and it's okay. He actually
is a goat for getting this off of this loan. Stevie Wondered to have
handicapped parking his entire fucking life. Do you know how close he has been
to the door for the last seventy years? He should said, whoh child,
hell is hot? Stevie Wonder has been dooping the shit out the system
and all he did was in exchange a lifetime achievement of world for it.
Really, he ain't got one. So somebody knows something that doctor Dray got
won before Stevie Wonder Man, Because how the fuck you don't give the nigga
who wrote the birthday song Stevie Wonder saying Happy birthday, he just called to
say I love you, and this niggain't got no lifetime achievement in the world.
But doctor Drake got one. You know why you don't know if that
one because he got in nineteen ninety six, so that was years he still
can't he still can't see he was eight ninety six. How was you now
you have to be eighty six, he's twelve. Yeah, yeah, we
know how old you was. Old lady, hold on, do you know
were you not here? For know? Was you not here for the beginning
of the show, He said, you do? No blind, don't mean
see all black brother because we played a video about that in this show,
like the different types of blindness. How blind we're informative in education, right
right? Just be okay, pick a blind he can still he can still
see me? Pick up blockin I guess are we saying about this big thick?
I just think, oh a hat like you just be like picking off
the hand like blind blind, Like no, I feel like that like that,
like do you just pick a blind out the lineup that one? Like,
don't make like the barber shop, wall and ship give me the number
three blind? Don't make this video. The bigger question, the bigger question
that's definitely gonna be a real for this episode. The bigger question. The
bigger question is bigger blind. You know what a blind person see? How
can they describe with a blind person? Kayla lead that fucking thing? But
words hat He ain't thought about it leaving alone, Like how do you how
do you? How do you know what person looks like? If they're what
they're looking at and then they're blind, if they're blind, how they're describing
it? You just said I mean the pop girl, oh the down was
arrested for robbing motherfuckers. She was legally blind. Man, barely he can
see blurry shapes, just not clearly. And y'all definitely going to hell.
Man, you see what I'm saying. So he's saw exactly where Michelle Obama
point. It's still blind. Nigga dared devil was not completely blind. This
Nigga's going happen off buildings and ship You can see shapes. He should have
saw what shape that was that? No, not necessarily. You want to
take you want to take a risk going home. I'm going to drive home
without my glasses. I picked that and would pick that. Blind. Nigga
already told me what your glasses over here? You don't know what I think
them? Okay, what does sh it look like to you when your glasses
are off right in the bed. Yeah, give me a glass to here,
just get just no, give me a glasses one. Give me a
glasses one, just one, Just give me a glasses one. I'm just
wearing Wine's glasses. I'm the very last one on that. I see shapes,
I see, man, but nothing is distincus right now. Yes,
nigga, you are Stevie, Now that's the gas. That's just like if
you two niggas were to switch glasses saying like, okay, this will stick.
I get it. I get it because listen, I put my kids
glasses on and I apologize for their jeans and they didn't even get it from
me because I can see. So yeah, and that wasn't even a birth
defect. That's just because my fucking doctor was reckless. That just ripped my
ear off, and like, so back on, No, dad, so
got your ears for real? You had to. You had to make from
yes, you got halfort. So for those who are not you know,
don't know the story about how I'm depping this ear. When I was being
born, my mama was not cooperating. She was biting niggas and she was
doing a lot of shit. So they was like, you know what,
this bitch gotta go put her out. So they were she was in the
middle of like pushing and ship but they grabbed the four steps to pull me
out. But this nigga, clearly, I don't know if this nigga was
Bruce bannering it or what, but he did it too hard and he ripped
my ear. So this ear was literally just flapping in the wind and shit
like they had to stitch my ear back on as a new born. I
kept getting infections in it and they ended up putting tubes in it, persisting
shit kept like growing around the tubes and ship and then it's just I had
so many fucking surgeries on it. I eventually just lost hearing in it.
And I never got like you like a real life yeah, and my and
my mom and my mom did not sue him. Uh. She was like,
well he was, I don't give a fuck that. And the and
the craziest part like about all of this is his son delivered both of the
girls. And I didn't know that that was I didn't know that was his
dad. It was I was already I was. Yeah. So I was
going, uh to one of my appointments and my mom saw my appointment card
for my obi and she was like gil Man asked him if his dad and
now you know whatever, if he was a doctor because he was a junior.
He was like, yeah, I was like your dad style delivered.
I mean, he was like, oh wow. But I never told him,
like, you know, your dadd been a real already two movie if
he did the same thing to the girls. But see by the nd like
he had already delivered wreath at that point, but he but he was such
a good fucking obstetrician. Like it's like, bro, you would never know
that your dad like just ruined my fucking life. Like how many how many
of these mishabits probably happened in every doctor's life to somebody walking around with something
that's crazy, because that is not how I thought that happened. Yeah,
yeah, I definitely thought somebody just hit you in like the ear, and
that motherfucker just rain until it stopped. This nobody ever got that, and
nobody ever got that kind of swing off on me. You said, Daredevil
as an example, is insane work. Where's my ear? You went,
Yeah, that motherfucker just flapping like a motherfucking flag and a wind. Bro.
Nope, you said, fam your ear asleep. No, that motherfuckers
is just permanent hibernation. Even with all the technology, they can't open it
up. Well no, so you know you got you can't open it up.
We got hearing aids and ship I just I don't I've I've I haven't
been able to hear out of it so long. I honestly think a hearing
they were like fucking overwhelmed me. For one, and for two, it
gives me an excuse to ignore people and just be like I didn't hear you.
So I like me and death. It works in my favorite a lot
of times. You don't know, nigga, you know. Oh yeah,
a whole new meaning to sew. So death. Yeah, this niggas talking
up some niggas. Open it up. Yeah, open it up like that's
a door. They got a cork in it. Just put a candle in
it. No, that's this nigga really thought I lost my hearing because of
a fight. I'm more offended that you think a bitch ever swung off on
me like that. I don't even care about you thinking like damn, I
thought your ship was lost in battle. Like No, it's the fact that
you thought that the bitch ever got to swing off on me like that.
Of all people I've always swung first. You said, I like being deaf.
It's crazy. I said, Now get the hearing ad for the people
in your life. No, fuck that, for the people in your life,
you said, I just ignore people, no reason needed. Perfect Now,
now, if somebody did knock my heiring out. It would probably come
from some ship like this nigga video. Oh god, oh he pulled it
out like homie, and why does he have it now? I now,
now, we've seen a lot of talking the black community about, you know,
how they would do something like this, but I've never actually seen it
play out. Person. Hey, old girl. They didn't come back either,
and it was like it was a put no crown world bag. Then
he got on black sneakers and untied. He meant business. I'm watching him
only oh, pull up said wait that he warmed it up. That's why
we had to rewatch it, because he's definitely warmed Can we can we applaud
his accuracy and he's pull up old man in the background watching. He just
like this up, that's how you do. And then she like, who
the fuck hit me with that? Like you can't see? So I may
not have got, you know, the depth that is knocked in at me,
but clearly she got the vision knocked up because how you don't see this
this nigga and he's the only person that's there. You know what the motherfucker
that you jumped in on that hit you with that fucking sack? Fight?
I agree, was it marbles, hold me, don't play that said?
She couldn't even finish her sentence. Change some pities. Penny for your thoughts
for real? Literally got the Mario corns knocked out. That ship is fucking
wild, man, Like I saw that ship on on Twitter, and I'm
like, I watched it so many times because I was like the way he
pulled it out so smooth, and then like you got a long nose on
them, it's a long what's just going around with plantinghouse full of loose chart
Like I I'm waiting on the nega try this. What if that was like
your store money for snacks and now your sister out here getting getting jumped,
so you gotta jumping in the same today, Cales said, dude, take
it to his leg to activate tapped it not the MIMD. But like I
said, it's like this has been a long running joke in the black community
for so long and for it to be one of the youth. Actually they
always tell you that m a sock, I mean, because because the most
I've seen was like them putting soap in pillowcases and whooping dog gas, whooping
king pin. They beat his ass info a metal jacket with the bottle of
soap oranges. Oh yeah, Brandy did that ship? That's like I said,
why would you do this to me? Hand in the sock and you
know what's fucked up for me? I mainly wear ankle socks, so it's
like I can't it ain't not much I can do with it. I don't
really wear long socks like that. I'm just a nice but I am an
alcoholic. So I got plain Crown roller bags. But he pulled a site
full of nickels out of his drawers, Like okay, so here's my thing
that socks. Period leading up to my leading up to this fight, nobody
noticed, like, bro, why is this soundtrack of jingles just walking around
like jingle jangling? Because me as as a person who was like in the
hood and ship like, I get traumatized when I hear shiit jingling when I'm
outside because I automatically think on a chain. So if you're walking around me
jingling and ship, bro, I'm like, what the fuck is that?
New Boys? But this nigga just was like it wasn't no ship, right,
bri ain't saying let her up, no, nothing like that's missing.
It's the cartoon wind up, that's what it looked like, so appropriate,
said, nobody heard it. I don't think there was no coins because when
it hit the ground and her, it sounds like marbles or some ship.
It could have been marbles or rocks. Yeah, we want do we want
to watch one more time? It's like, Fred, You're just going around
just picking up random rocks, and she's like, I'm not shipping up.
We gotta run this one more time because we need to. Like the fact
that he hit her so hard that the motherfucker bust open. Said to make
the jack by sound, she sounded like, I said that ship hurt either
way, and he definitely gave her to Fred Flintstone special right and woke.
In the Bedrock Bitch Special, he said, who hit me? Is crazy?
For those of y'all who are listening to the audio episode, I am
so sorry because we were watching plenty videos tonight, so y'all might not get
this unless y'all go in the host a group. I make sure that I
reshare the video from tonight's podcast in the group so that y'all keep up and
know what's going on. But yeah, that ship is wild now, Chris
Tucker, Right, mm hmmm hm. Somebody called rejuned out when she took
her her singer pictures last year. I remember that. That's that's just and
she got the little slip eyes and ship Chicken Chang change change in the kitchen
stir from So that's continued on the Hella's Hot segment. Okay, you've been
in I was at home, That's where I came from. You've been working
in like retail, like customer se shit for like a long time now,
especially you know, because you deal with people like it's not like, you
know, you just in the back of nobody talking to you. You know,
you actually have to help customers and shit. Have you ever been at
a point where like you're just doing your fucking job and then maybe you ask
somebody like how they're doing or that just some shit, and it's like you
get a whole story that she wasn't prepared for, and that shit like real
depressing all the fucking time. Like I really hate when I like and I'd
be in a good movie dude singing the songs, playing around. How you
doing it? Motherfucker? Hit me with my dog dyed type. She's like,
yo, fuck, asked you about that again? The nigga who decided
to jump off the bridge at six point thirty in the morning. Why did
you subject the rest of the world to your fucked up life? Then said,
please tell me this happened during Black history. I wish I could except
for my my own personal enjoyment. I'm just gonna say it did. But
what Yeah, I'm appreciate you, Canda s I need to record that for
the soundboard. Yes, you do record what that's that's right. Every time
said that it's funny, I've been saying that ship adn't work. It's racious.
I mean it probably is though, That's the thing. My coworker is
always inquiring about my fucking hair. And then like when he mentioned rapping music,
he just mentioned like stereotypical rappers. You listen to hip hop? Yeah,
you like Doctor Dry fam No, do you know how old I was
in nineteen ninety two when the kind of came out. Sir asked me about
some little Wayne. No, but you don't know Lil Wayne. She said
that was a bag of nias. She must have done this dirt before.
We might have to take a poll in the group and see if it was
a niggahthing. Look, at me saying you can't say that you can't see
IM saying I used to walk right off on people when they get it,
telling me, Ship, I don't care about I can't walk I don't you
know, it's a rule, motherfucker. That's what I'm starting to come to
a conclusion of, Like I just walk off. What gives me? Just
like as I stand at the counter and you give me this fucked up story,
and then when I walk back and then all my coworkers looking at me
like what that motherfucker want? And then like I'll just get the fuck up
the day too. That's me trigger down effect. Yeah, that's me.
If somebody up my damn going to the next it isn't necessarily a fuck up
day, because sometimes it's just a conversation that just goes on and on about
nothing, like yeah, but like again it ship nobody cares about, Like
all right, that's what I mean because I want to know it's how you're
doing in this moment. I don't care that you then had several cancer treatments
and the fact that you need to buy three fourths of ground but so you
can freeze it so it doesn't go bad because you got Chemo in the morning.
Like, what do that got to do with this Rabbi? Right now,
young lady up to any let's say you said, just say may the
forces be with you in more off that's favorite, Like I'm gonna pray for
you and just keep it moving. Have you ever been to the P and
C Bank on East Capital right right there on Richards that little any biddy one
on the corner the P and A P and C Bank. Ye, I
wanted to get a cashier's check and they back there fucking around. It took
them like ten minutes to get a cashier ship. But I had to stand
and stay there, and the security guard was talking to me about all this
ship that happened in Milwaukee for like from like fifty years ago. I was
just stuck there. He figured demographic, but I need regardless of regardless what
he was talking about, it for so long, like I couldn't just get
away and we didn't have these problems, not exactly exactly, but he's like,
he's like, Tommy, are you fifty? But I was stuck there
because I had to get the check. I couldn't walk away, Like I'm
standing there, like where am I gonna go? I have to sit there.
I have to I have to end it this ship. So I'm sitting
there. Yeah that was a long time ago. Mm hmm. Now this
is me. Kid just said small talk and too much infos torture for me,
child, because I definitely don't give a fuck. I don't like small
talk because I don't like to talk to people to begin with like that I'm
not you know, used to or comfortable with. So it's like being stuck
in a moment where I'm like, I don't want to be rude because I'm
regardless of what people think. I am not unnecessarily rude. If I am
rude to you, that means that I love you. I'm not rude to
strangers. That's just that's not how I am, and I do I try
to, you know, interact with people way that I would want them to
interact with me. Y'all don't give a fuck about I just feel the love.
So how about this in a sexual situation, y'all? Right? Small
talk? Small talking a sexual situation, like if you know it's a hook
if you know of the hookup and you're hooking up and y'all hook up,
do y'all have small down my draws like that did you No, I know,
but that the rain and this motherfucker that's all for the slipper slide.
But our motherfuckers are trying to do some ship like have like a little small
dogs, like you know what time it is? You know what we're here
for? Crazy? Thank you, thank you very much. You know what
I'm said. I don't know how much time left on earth, but I
know I won't be wasted on some ship I don't care about. Tell the
come up, let's be strangers. And that turned left fast. We're from
the baked to bed real fast. Ben b understand like small talk, that's
a that's a that's a situation where you're like, it's not the time.
I mean if I depends who it is, like if it's like if it's
a rendezvous, nah, it's you know, like you said, the old
school rendezvous. I know, just a hook up like you not a motherfucker
who just while I'm waiting to put my ship on the belt at picking sad
and You're just like, yeah, man, did you know that this?
And I'm like, oh, like's it's hard because I am like I'm trying
to I'm going through a lot of ship in my head to where it's like
I'm trying to manage my facial expressions at the time, I'm trying to manage
my tone, like you don't want to hear they don't they don't want to
hear jokes. What about those circumstances that small tark during sex? Though,
Yeah, like I can't tell you jump as I pulled my dick out,
I was listening to you. I promise you. That's crazy. Yeah,
you just got boo okay? What about what about the circumstances? That's what
it sounds like. Apparently it depends on how good the joke is. Bobby
said, what's the joke? I mean some people who can't laugh about Oh
yeah, I definitely laugh. That's how I get. That's how I get
the majority of my draws. I feel like I feel like we should have
some kind of rapport that as I pulled my meat out, I can tell
you, like, I'm gonna tell you something. Don't make me laughing.
I'm talking about I laughed too hard on might Faright, that's crazy, So
don't make me laugh in the moments. In the moments that you get,
you get a booty call, whatever it is. You show up at a
certain time. Why do you laugh that hard that you poo me. I
don't know, It's just a thing y'all show up at the same Maybe it's
because I'm taking in so much air while I'm laughing. My stomach just like
that, I said. I mean, depending on who it is, I
wouldn't mind, especially if we laughing. Right, I'm absolutely funny. Was
like, I shouldn't take your belt off, right, said I'd want to
fight because b'ch notine and forgot something because the cat trying to talk to me.
I am definitely easily distracted. Kayler can tell you that. Like if
that's like me going to the store and my mom has a set list of
shit that she has told me to get. Now this is already in my
head, It's embedded what I'm getting. So I have already mapped out my
route to the store. You know this is you are here map and then
you know where you're going. And shit, the little martyrick that is me
when I walk into a grocery store. So I'm like, all right,
I need milk, Darius here, I already know bread is ale. Nine,
I do that swing around here? Check out, I cut through the
little baby shit boom, I'm out the door here, I am getting the
fucking bread, and I am supposed to be going over to Aisle twelve because
maybe we need some fucking spaghetti. Here she come text me, oh,
bring some apple juice, and YadA, YadA YadA. So now it throws
me off because I'm like, oh, well, the apple juice is right,
I get the apple juice. I done forgot about the fucking spaghetti.
Now It's like you add ship and it pushes, but everything you add is
gonna push something out. You know what that is on the list first,
that's called the tension deficit. And don't remember I take MADS for it,
Like now we know that I have that issue. But it's like growing up.
You think about how much like us in our fucking forties and like growing
up with ship, all the undiagnosed issues and ship that we had. That's
why, that's why I can easily diagnose you because I was like damn height
in school. Shit I could I will read a whole like behave and I
don't know I read. I remember ship, I thought about pizza niggas and
not finished. So how was your davey at my draw small talk presex.
Why not? Why can't I discuss your dave? You said why I said
during before, I'm talking about that moment. I'm talking about that, we're
talking conversation. You gotta tell her ship a little bit at the time,
otherwise you lost her. Yeah, you got a spoon feed me ship because
if you just dump it all on my plate, but you're gonna be disappointed.
Hey, if we only got an hour or some ship like, Hey,
just take the ship off. Stop being irritating. Quiets the room of
silent. There's a lot of a clause going on. There's a lot of
it's so this is a video that I have about, you know, working
in retail and and you get, you know, hit with unexpected news from
a customer. Not good. Actually, oh no, dying, I am.
I've got a few more weeks. So a few weeks that's not that
sounds great to warranty. I'm sorry. Oh no, oh, I'm sorry.
That's probably my medical bell saying sode can drink of the watch you like
from a couple more items, they say, my hearing will go first.
So, oh, thank you, have a great day. I hope to
see her against what did you say? He said. She said, I
got a couple more weeks. He said, hey, this will come with
a two year warranty. You were just trying to do his job. He
get paid to do this. He said, not that, and I hope
well actually bro mm hmm, could you said? God, I had nothing
to do with this week's spot. He can see you here. That nigga
said hope to see you again. Kevin mccalluster up said, what did you
say, I hope to see you again? It's crazy. He just said
two weeks. He said, that's not long. The card the clown,
she said, oh, it must be my medical bills. You want to
take something up, but they said my hearing can go first, so you
cant What was this? Headphones to British humor is like some of the darkest
ship ever, but it's hilarious. It's hilarious, like already being served,
all right, Yeah, British niggas that got the podcast. Oh they funny.
You shouldn't be left alone with that man in my ass? What the
definitely said to you want to you know, said I hope to see you
getting a laughing Kayla said, oh my god, I kind of had one
of these awkward conversations. Recently, a girl said she was leaving work early,
and I was like, oh, look at you. Then she said,
well, my grandma just died. I want to disappear. So motherfuckers
are always jumping out the window with some sarcastic ship. Hey, this is
the downfoule throng fall of small talk. Just say bye, great, have
a great day, bro, because I don't want you to tell me nothing
happened day. But you know this also blind leading to blind. But it's
another thing where it's like when niggas who don't know ship about what's going on
in our life walk up to us. Damn, smile. It can't be
that bad, Like bitch, maybe I just came from chemotherapy, or maybe
I just came from the appointment that diagnosed me with cams in the first place.
Get out my face. I hate that. Smile. Can't be that
bad, y'all. Can't have a bo gonna ask you to smile or he's
gonna strong arm your ship. Which would you prefer? I would? I
would hi, and then I can say hi, smile and keep moving.
You don't have to tell me smile. It can't be that bad. You
don't know what the fuck is going on in my life? To tell me
what can't be that bad? Well, you don't know what's going on in
his life. Well why he told you that it's not that bad. I'm
just saying, maybe folk, And that's why I barely say bye. Maybe
folks ain't got a ball side. Oh my god, I hate that.
Neither did that Lance Armstrong, nigga, And he was out here with one
nut riding bikes and ship. Get the fuck up? Care about your boss?
Lance Armstrong is also doing steroids that get he was cheaping. That's the
reason why you know me, Sorry, well drive safe. Why do you
need to do steroids to ride? Fucking bite steroids? Increasing steroids increases the
speed of your recovery, so it allows you to lift weights and work out
more like it regenerates muscle. Yeah, because you don't have to worry about
the k said he can strong guard me if you want to. I'm gonna
pull up that suck with the nis warming it up hilarious, And you know
what's up about me? Like thinking about like warming up about Hey, that
was the very first thing I sung when motherfucker said did he warm it up?
Dude? But I know for me, like if it was actually rocks
in it, I'm picking the most jagged fucking rocks that I can find,
no jagged edge part of it. Let me see. Kea said he was
literally trying to disappear, Like yeah, like, fuck up my face.
Man, if you want to speak, then you can just speak and say
hey, how you doing you know or high or whatever. Don't fucking tell
me to smile because it can't be that bad. So okay, here's the
question. They I said, the fuck did I stumble on one ball?
It was way worse for the first third, Like, so that was there.
That was very calm. If you counter my positivity with dark shit on
purpose? Am I allowed to then go lower and make a dark humor joke,
you know, saying y'all need your nuts to peddle the bike? Me
me, I'm aware. I'm just saying that, motherfucker. It didn't stop
him from fucking living his dreaming shit. If anything, he was probably the
most comfortable nigga out there because he only had one nut. He wasn't sitting
on him. Taking steroids to ride a bike just sound crazy, gas Nicholas.
Look if they had steroids for riding Dick I'll probably take them because get
winded when you when you think steroids, we I think twenty four inch pythons,
not lays armstrong your size. Just a nigga who ride a bike very
well. But we said, nick watch did you not look at my face?
Hence the reason you asked me to smile. Nigga, they ride up
mountains, that's good for them. You need theirs to ride a mountain.
You need mountain. No, you don't know how to ride a bike at
all. That's why you judge it. Are you serious? You don't know
how to ride a bike at all, so you don't know you knows the
transportation. You nigga can't skate, skate, you can't drive. Let a
lot of ships like what that was? At this point, we need to
give brow some heelies glide across the frow. You think it's riding like one
hundred miles up hill right in a storm the storm type ship like what like?
They can't stop pedaling. They're gonna die. They're gonna die like right
like, bro, because you imagine you go and you get tired and then
you start rolling backwards. I had I used to ride the bike from my
house to shore Wood that it is ridiculous. They held and he can walk
and run. Now that's something one can do. Why quick on the speech?
Why fastest, motherfucker when you chase them? I told you all that
story. But when my mom chased him with that deal door for my granny
died? What we need to hear the story because we were around it was
in the early parts of the show. We weren't around for the early parts
of the show. Do you great? Do you you plan on doing the
show next week? Right? Who is we speaking French? Who is weird?
This is more fun? My grandma died and she had that big old
double double sided Dawn talking about and the drawer when we were cleaning out her
ship. My mom for whatever reason kept it so yeah, like she didn't
throw it away like she she kept it. So we were at so we
were at our crib and my mom because if you know anything about my mom,
my mom, she played fucking much like she childish, and she shouted,
she shouted, I ain't no mo sixty but because she still played too
much. But at this time, like she comes out the house with it
and we're like, bro, what the fuck? And then she started like
and start chasing. And when I tell you this nigga took the fuck off,
like real quick on his feet, like don't don't do not let his
size fool you at all, whine as fast as fuck, fast as sad
ass like that. That nigga is that niggas quick. So don't ever think
that because he's a big nigga, he can't move one. I mean,
I'll be running to an ancient deal though the first grandmother he was a grandmother's
deal, though. I don't know if y'all know, I don't know.
On top of that, I actually was George Washington's I don't know if y'all,
like some of y'all in the comments, y'all might have knew because this
was this was this was one of the first the first comment that I drew
no and and you want you want to know a crazy you want to know
a crazy party, You want to know a crazy part. What's working?
One If if y'all came to my pop up shot that big tan deal though
that was on the table, it's the exact same one my granny had,
so it ain't you would think like, oh no, no, it's so
that brand is fucking that motherfucker goes back some years. Okay, the exact
same one that my granny had. It was that big mom that everybody kept
picking up like yeah, I was like, it's meant we gotta go butt
to butt. But whatever that what's killing me right now? Like I can't
get up, Like she won my bag. You know, I got this
sack, but the nikgas on me and for smoke right little responding to Buffy
saying, you know, niggas coming up to you somethingbout you mean and rude.
But he said, now niggas want to put hands on you because you
didn't want to smile and ship you know, I swear to God I do
every fire on my being. Oh see, and I didn't even see Dino
talking about some you know good and hell well, whin they running? That's
a lie? Oh yeah, wine is take and why be like them cartoon
characters and shipp too. You see that big ass cloud or dust behind me
and find me gone you can out of dog. I do want to say
I was in the best shape of my life when I used to ride my
bike all the time. It was like that was that was It was a
good workout, especially for your buzz i noticed my booty was a lot different
When I used to bride my bike everywhere they said, nig can you ride
a scooter? It gives me dam I thought I had passed the AF forgot.
I had to go up. You said you your mama child? Come
on, man. Yeah, so someone that saying me, yeah, y'all,
y'all, y'all think that it was just like some old Yeah, y'all,
y'all think y'all think that it was some old artifact deal though, but
no, it was. It was the same, the same deal though that
you can go on my website and buy and fucking Adam and Eve and Spencer's
and everywhere else. So yeah, and you got to be a sickond nigga
to car dickhead out of wood. That's grange, Okay, Kayler said,
okay, y'all we all leaving together out of these comments? Who coming with
me? You know, I'm saying? He then O, man, you
know what, it's still the next time they want to church, it is
Easter too. I definitely think I should be there. So he's gonna be
the annual person that only comes from Easter. When I went regularly, I'm
for Christmas skips Easter, I said, I don't want to go with Eastern
I mean people go to church every week. They're gonna talk about saying ship
this week. That's how often he's been to church. They definitely changed and
they're talking about basis. We're here for one nigga? Right? Were for
got? Right? Are we? Are? We not here for God?
I don't give for what section out of this book you read he wrote it?
End of story. Actually he didn't write it. I got a version
that I wrote. Since we are writing bibles, damn you know that ain't
a bad idea. Man whole crown my own version, that's whole relations.
Oh so all these other niggas can come up with their own version and ship,
but I can't do they have a trap nigga Bible, Like what moment
please, I mean future did say a prayer for all the niggas in the
trap trap Bible? You know what speak speaking of? I don't care what
level now that's the complete guy. The trapping I'm talking about like a trap
version of the Bible, like a Hood Bible, King James version. I
don't know this is King James. Whoever that nigga was was is I don't
know, that's why you got changed with the deal. My mama like she
do, like when when I tell you, like my mom, she put
a porno on in the middle of Easter dinner. Yes, yes, and
it was a B B W porn so one of my cousins. It was
kind of one of my cousins, like she really has and Yams here,
get your up the corn. Just fuck it. I'm done fighting at this.
It was Yams but no, I we was all, you know,
at the crib and there's a hood translation of the Bible that somebody, somebody
that put out here making plates and shit, you know what I'm saying.
And all of a sudden you just hear like this moaning and clapping coming from
the living room and were like, I know it's my mom. I know
because I know my mom and I know she played too fucking much whole fucking
porno on on the big screen floor Modo two. Yes, during fucking Easter
dinner. And this was twenty ten. I'll never forget it. It was
hams and yams and there was hams and yams on the screen. MACA didn't
I say he writing a version of the Bible with cusswords in it, damn
said dog. I like y'all freaky ass family meant No, I want out.
If I got time, go to dvanart dot com. I want out.
Somebody takes each your people like it because they're not involved in it.
Right if they was evolved in this ship on the daily basis, they will
quit too. And I feel bad for the people that actually like to dedicate
life to us and Mary are Oh no, see can't They can't mean none
of y'all until after the fact. I'm gonna tell him that I was orphaned
and then like after you know, we we locked in and ship, then
I bring him around and be like, oh, I found him on ancestry
dot com. I didn't know that, you know, I didn't know they
were like this. I just met him. He knows. He know us
already. You are. I'm not who else you're gonna marry. You can't
even date nobody else. I was talking about therapist about this. I'm like,
it's so hard to day other people because it's like, does your therapist
tell you to stop being an idiot to be with them? No? I
forgot you paid them and they listen to this ship. They don't get no
real input. Oh no, she do. She definitely, and then yeah,
good, she should tell you to stop being crazy. Yeah, and
then she it was also funny about her, is like sometimes I don't don't
even give her a chance, like I'll call out my own bullshit, and
she was like, you already know what I was gonna say, so yeah.
And then then when he comes down the aisle of the way that we
can play the rock theme music, So anyway, I'll be there for that.
That's the way. And we'll go to another topic that we discussed.
We were talking about cause Nick is actually not here. Me and me can't
even say that with a straight face. Man. I told I posted early
this morning that me and him was done because we are done, like he
is no longer bade. That's not babe, because he first of all,
he told me no, and then I told you. I was like,
nigga, if you like, if you hate me and want me to die,
just say that. He was like, no, I feel for that
shit last week. An't falling for that shit this week. And I'm like,
you mean you felt for that. I was being manipulative, but that's
not the point. You're supposed to just roll with it to Yeah, we
are no longer a thing because don't call me on my bullshit there. I
hate both for y'all. You know what I'm saying, cap don't make I
don't have on in here you do? Big hell? Hey Readerlo said you're
a fucking liar. Next question, Wow, wow that you get a bell.
Look, I'm like, who's Tamika right? I'm gonna say that for
the rest of my life. The word no will really put me in icy.
Yeah. Man, got talking about yawns. All they response is the
same as mine because I gave you the blank stare Like, so, I
mean it's hard to okay. So like when I'm complicated, when I'm when
I'm with him, When I'm with him, like I feel like I don't
have to like step into like the nigga rolling ship like ship gone down,
but like I feel like married women say, I feel like I feel safe.
I'm not married. I feel like if I were to date like these
new niggas and ship like especially like the niggas that like really show themselves on
social media, I feel like I would be in this situation like this next
video your homeboy for me? Oh that's not that we got the kid y'all
show me how to rob so many? How to show me how to deal
so many? What it is and it is? Show me how to frost
so many? How the kids? How the kids show me how to drift
so many? What it is and it is? So men? How to
rob so many? How to how to show me how to deal so many?
What it is? When they would show me how to frost? Mean
how the kids? The kids to me? How even he can't even come
out and take the gun. But hey, you get them? They gone
yet? Oh wait, I'm sorry. That couldn't be me because I'm a
fella. So both of us getting clapped up, like, no, that's
a jace. The quote. The interviewer name was Tamika. Yeah I remember
that. Oh real, that fit perfectly. Yeah, yeah, no,
I was thinking, I don't call you so no, that would be all
right, matter of fact, No you don't. You don't. It don't
come the same from you. Don't expecting them from you. Him telling me
that it was like my chest hurt a little bit, I had difficult to
sleep, and I was tossing and turning, and you mean no, dev
said, let me DJ the reception. I gotta players h Josy and Kevin.
He's still on business last night because he had a son. If he
didn't have a son, he had been like, man, the door open
and I wasn't even asking to come over. It was something else. But
yeah, that's your wild and it's not like yes it is no but like
the video like how I saw it talking about y'all. So the video right
when I saw it on Twitter, No, y'all, Wow, y'all.
Wow, my court date was rescheduled. Nigga y'all. Oh you put it
on try we got away for the trial. Kayler said, ain't no reception.
They are more likely to elope and pop up married. Now that would
definitely be like I mean, if if that they already are, they already
are. If we were to you know, like good, just do that,
that's what we would do. Both act like don't nobody like y'all which
cool, We don't give just come back so we throw a party. I
don't I don't think we have enough people that were like come lets us that
would actually be there, and then the people that would it's like, but
you're just here for a play. Everybody, everybody beat the green beans.
I want some I want some beans. Everybody be in a crowd with whatever
they can face, Like hopefully Pops is out by the time you'll get married.
I think that's what you really Wait now, it's like reception. Cal
said, they getting married in Vegas at the casino. I have the powder
blue. The powder blue ruffled too, dumb and dumber, Brock and Larry,
you know what's crazy? Like we're really like while we're on the topic
of me not getting married, like with me being a black woman and ship,
it's like, bro, you know how like traditionally like the bride dad
like pay for the wedding and shit, like do we ever have that in
our community? Yeah, my dad paid for you. Don't keep forgetting that
you used to be married. Don't do that. Yes, I am.
I just got a bronzie color to you. Don't start that. That's not
you're triggering me because I went through a lot of that growing up. As
he as. We need to throw the soundboard. Look, let's run should
Yeah, I know, my friend, Let me put some shoes. We
can go for a foot riser if you want to get married. Hop yeah,
that's because you don't want to play for nothing. Three three, and
then and then and the funny part about it is like you are literally the
blame for you having all these girls, Like it's really your fault. It's
sure DNA my guy. Yeah, you had the final say your bass was
like, no, get married, that's crazy. I just be like a
mean when you went back to color about going to night, I mean,
if I ever asked you, that's some ship going down as wild whatever Color?
Tell me I'm missing I'm missing the video. M hmm. Yeah,
the guy in the red single? You know what what multiple was? She?
Will she actually be multiple colors though, because she was green and Guardians
of the Galaxy and she was blue and Avatar. Oh no, because there's
a video to it. I must have now if we could just get her
in like a nice shade of purple. But I don't know, I don't
know what movie because there was like an actual video for unless you just want
to let me, would you be man? No, there was no there
were like one was a picture. End up seeing the actual video. After
that, me and him had a whole conversation about that paint. I actually
looked on Amazon and they do have the Glow on the Dark paint and it
ain't that expensive either. You want we're kind of freak, okay, I
mean you are wrong. I mean why not? No, No, I'd
be right back because I saved the video because I was like, bro,
this ship is why I gotta be a paper brown, paper bag brown,
like I gotta be that, you know so well, all of them looking
for this spouse. What's funny is Sita brings up the paper bag background,
right, and Deaf brought it up because that's what he Wow, I was
on you know what, the inside of my paper back while I was on
Twitter. I'm trying to pull my bag inside out and see because I got
all my fruit in there the paper I just I just sent it up.
He wants to do the paper bag test, and I'm not I'm not appreciating
it, like why why I'm okay, maybe maybe a little bit. I
can I stand you right now? I can I stand you right? Bag
bag you it was good to drag in out like that. Second, wait
what high London Listen that that's what it looked like when I got Elephant Titus.
Let me tell you she is damn like. I think that's why this
is just oh, you know, okay, so speaking of speaking of this
right, So there's a video on Facebook of a person tucking their penis,
and I didn't know that tucking was done this way. I just thought they
just ranked them from the motherfucker around the back and like just kind of cut
it between their cheeks and just put the draws on. No, so they
take that's wild. No. So so they take their testicles and they were
like, well, you know they up here before you know, they dropped
down. You know, you be a boy. So they take the balls
and pushed them up so you can see him right here. So they take
the actual testicles and they pushed them up like towards their stomach, so they
like right under there. And then they just take the flappy part and just
you know why, because that's what it's really deft, ain't it at this
point, Like it's just it's just a skim sack. At that point.
The actual balls is pushed up. But they got they got the two bulges
right here at the top, and then they take the flappy part and they
just bring it back and pull the draws up. And then they got another
special pair of draws that it put over there basically just looked like a bikini
over the regular draws and that's what keeps the nut bulges from showing. And
that is how they took If they get excited, constrained, I mean balls
up there. My stomach hurt. Guys get kicked. Mikasace, she said
that video was wild. I want to see that. That's a nasty business,
nasty work, terrible. I want to see that, you know,
I'm talking about the glo in the dark thing. See. And there's so
much shit on Amazon, there's so much ship that I'm like, as far
as like we're adding to the site, but it's like, niggas ain't.
Niggas ain't really sexually ventuest like that. And again when me rebranding, my
whole thing was I want to also target white people, which means which means
that even with everything, I still ain't added white Dixon Ship to the site.
I forgot about that person. I gotta add white Dixon Ship. What's
funny is that the majority the white people sites don't have to worry about that,
right, they have a majority of everything being white. And to show
you that it's also in this option too, like as a subcategory. As
he said, what did I just walk into? No bullgts No, this
is first time here. Uh yeah, he was the one that came in
like watching it at home and that when you said that gotta hurt. Yeah,
he said, it's like, you know, motherfucker's uncomfortable because they are
like I mean, it pushed the balls like all the way up and it
just looked like to oh, you know, mounds the candy because because because
it was a it was a naked so it was a naked demonstration. It
was on Twitter. Don't have to mounds do That's what it's called a mount
sometimes, he called the mound. If you don't got a mounted amount of
coconut, all my joys nuts there's one nut in each one, Okay,
that's yeah, but I'm like, yeah, my candy bar. Actually I
still understand. Yeah. So but I don't like darkk like you don't like
dark ship and bouie ship. What about like that. That's when having only
one nut comes in handy. See that's called back. Taylor was talking,
that's insane. Should have cancer. He had testicular cancer. Yeah, yeah,
can we talk about a man that had cancer. We talking about Steven
Hey. I told y'all when that nigga with cancer was playing my cousin,
I told her fuck dog, go find a healthy nigga that got some time
left. I told y'all that because being having cancer do not entitle you to
be an asshole and do people wrong. If anything, that's the time we
need to be trying to get right with God and do people right and ship
like you know you about to check out. This is a time where you
be like, you know what, I still actually have time to repent and
do right by people. You went out being a fuck nigga a ball one
at that. Oh yeah, he gone. Damn man all answer I have
a question at this point he's been gone. If your significant other had like
a terminal illness, would you like giving him a hall pass for what?
Through whatever? You want? He fin to check out anyway? Know she
don't. I mean we got the sex parties this year, so you can't
ask me that because the only person who would be officially my significant other would
probably be him. I don't. I don't see myself like serious. Probably,
I'm glad, thank you, I'm so glad all that just came out.
Even if y'all never put a title on it, you will never date
nobody else. It's not probably, I said, I don't see myself.
Are you right because we can't see it? Iss Stevie, wonder whatever whatever?
Let you telling Stevie can see though. You can't use that changing out
you said blind because whatever you show at the top of the hour, that's
not your relationship section of blind. I love me, but that's really fun.
Uh mecause said, no hall pass will be given. You're finish check
out. He can't go funk. We want to fuck. He was not
a dark row. No Mario, No Mario said cancer doesn't make you a
good person. I will pull up to your chemo and tighten you up wild.
How did he die on top of me? I'm just saying story time.
I was a kid and I didn't know what was going on. But
you know, adults talking in front of kids, and you don't really pay
attention because you don't really you know, give me mine of your business.
And ship. We were all at it was my grandpa and like my grandpa
and his sisters, like they all they all lived together. It was like
a family house and their other sister and her husband lived upstairs because it was
a duplex. So we were all you know, me and my cousin.
We outside were playing ship and you know us, we come here school aid
time, you know, tight outside, So we come here with a couple
of kool aid and everybody is huddled in the kitchen and sad and crying,
and as I am pouring this red syrup into my cup because my aunt,
God bless herself. Remember the house party saying peanut was just poorn. Yeah,
that was my aunt. So you know, then they wonderbout me want
to go to sleep at night. But I heard him like, who gonna
tell this? I'm like, and somebody diary and didn't know, Okay,
didn't know. I mean I whispered it to somebody somber and ship. But
apparently you know her, my aunt, the one who lived upstairs. Her
husband passed away, Well he passed away at his mistress house. That actually
happened. So he was off, fucking off and he died at this lady's
crib you know about her. So like, hey, you know, Bobby
gone. But on top of that, he was on top of something else,
you know what I'm saying, Like, I mean, it's bro the
body he was. Now, I was in a kind of blurred this night.
So I don't know if you were there, If you came with anybody
when Granny died. Bro, we were there for a long time before they
came and got her body, a really long time, like when I got
like, I got in a bed with her, and shit, I was
in the back hallway and shit like, we were there for a long time,
everybody in the living room, and shit like, it took them a
very long time to finally go and get her body. So they don't just
be like, oh, Nigga checked out on the way, it's not uber
bro, Like yeah, yeah, like medical examiners do not pull up like
lift like. It takes them a minute. Bro, it could be corpse
called it uber scuba. Mario said, I know cancer patients who are mad,
disrespectful. There's an old bitch at the baseball game that that word that
I got cancer shipped out, you said the way I no longer would have
given a fun and low key people do be weaponizeding that. But but but
the whole conversation to be like, I am a trigger because I am autistic,
Hey, Mario said, baseball cancer lady almost dropped the end BOYD one
day and for a second, cancer was gonna deliver, Bro, cancer out
your physical being as wild she was gonna immediately be like, you can't hit
me. I got cancer. Even me, She said, they don't come
get you quickly at all. The funeral home will show up QUICKERMI was that
the first time that your aunt found that he had a mistress. She didn't
know. That's worse and so she she didn't know what was what was going
on. But Bro, at this point, I don't give a fuck.
How did look if he died with a smile respace y'all remember c before when
he was punching pody Tang was punching that nigg in the cans. Yeah,
if he didn't if if he didn't go out like oh boy did it at
one Twitter thing with all fell out after he came. He didn't die happy
like, let me tell you he didnt, Bro, the way I was
listen, let me tell you, never get one off. He just died.
Let me tell you something that's rib If I am with a nigga and
he dies cheating on me the way I tell you that, it is going
to turn into a thirty man and rumble at this man's funeral because I am
going to fly and knee knock this nigga's casket over flying knee bro like,
I'm just gonna and I mean I'm I'm gonna take it from the first pew,
bitch, I'm just gonna stop. Man push. You gotta kick the
wheel from under his casket, like one owing kicked Brett leg out of his
leg because he wouldn't tag him in and he just kept calling himself. Brio
said, you can't hear me. I got canceled the lies you tell.
Beat the hell up. Fight for your life while fighting for your life.
Damn, let me tell you something. Let me take something, because fighting
for your life while fighting Mario. Hey, Mario is a representative for the
posts of the city. But do not let this nigga fool you. Like
Mario used to be a pimp in his past life, so he has stories
of back end and bitches for real. You never seen that clip when Morgan
Freeman back that white bitch every time. I watched it every time because he
was saying, this is a superman. But we said to die is one
thing, but to die while you're doing dirt, it's crazy. My god,
don't play about me. This is why I don't like small talk,
because I can't find my remote. I'm tripping one of the bar bears.
Hey, instead of putting the marbles in the second and throw the motherfuckers while
they're walking, watch let the chips fallow than the Scooby Doo sound. Bro,
that's a wild story. You can be punctuated with the cast. Hey,
either that or had somebody ride by the church shooting and ship so everybody
dropping run they rapped about it. You can't today's music because like y'all be
rapping about y'all really did you can't. Y'all can't be fighting at the funeral.
I've been to some wild black funeral side bitches do too much. Oh
we know because when our brother died. Bro, I'm no, I'm selling
tickets. I'm selling tickets like I'm I'm really really selling tickets and ship.
But we're gonna get so many stars off them videos. Bro, I'm making
so much money of it. It's a lot of people remember back in the
day when he had the girls going wild videos and ship that's gonna be us
howking uh hawking videos for bro Ship Special Friends reserved three bro threes like Kellers
had never seen so many people in one place going to hell. Yeah,
especially Hey, Bubby said I'll take celebrating his pass into a whole different level
gear. You know they're talking about some celebrating. It's a homegoing and ship.
Bro Hey, hell go start early because I'm sitting this church on fire.
It's a barbecue. What hey, I'll show you how to cremate a
body. Mm hmmm mm hmmm mm hmmm. If y'all walking the churches,
go turn in the wood anyway, that's a fund up way to go.
Just burned a line. No, I'm talking about over the well. That's
fucked up too. Not no, but being at your at your side check
house that she could be. I didn't bring that nigga home. Love put
you that on the phone. Coming back, Mario said, stop putting my
whole slipper stories on the internet. I have never I hit one more man
my whole life and my ex wife is no lady. Look well, damn
now you told it all though we didn't know that. What is your past
life consistence, sir? I told you slapping bitches? Mario definitely old enough
to be calling people now. I gotta watch that wrestling clip when Sid told
that lady, don't you touch me? You got the video time I said
it to you, nigga, don't you touch me the microphone pissed off,
like, what are you doing? I slap your face? Okay, all
right, so Tommy is getting that. I know y'all remember when we had
that conversation, kaylab, I know you remember, but we were talking about
how black women have a sacific type of wig when they be d dating white
man. Well, guess what also came up in my reels. It's part
mm hmm mm hmmm, h m hmmm mm hmmm mmmmmm mm hmmmmm. She
said, why didn't you tell me? But that's funny because we did,
Like, we had a whole conversation about that. How when white women are
dating black dudes like we can use I mean, when black women are dating
white dudes, a lot of times we can tell just based on how their
wigs are. You gotta tell me, dear future girlfriend, please just be
natural, because I really don't want you to come around and you got on
a bad wig and then my cousin had to call you out for having a
bad wig. Y'all say, y'all want somebody to be natural, y'a don't
realize how much work that should takes. Work. I'd rather we share an
Afro pic. Then you not know how to put this wig? You're gonna
help me put these twists in. Hey, I'll help you do whatever you
need, help me take down, I help you whatever you need. Just
don't put no shitty wig on. And did you come around my people?
And then you'd be like why they talk about me? Well, baby,
you don't really know what the fuck going on? In one one day,
my ex wife came home and with a blind wig. It went down.
It was a whole different person. It changed different hairstyles, changed all kinds
of ship. Buy said, all that's talking about the church ship and the
vampire and Brooklyn scene instantly popped in my head. When he walked into church,
Mario said, I have thrown a few drinks at the Chicken pay for
some wild bitches to jump on the disrespectful he really was. I told you
he's just a nat video Grandma pastor said they can't do her service, and
he said, I would burn this motherfucker in the day, Like, yeah,
I remember that. I saw that because I think she was like a
member of that church and they was trying to make an excuse while they couldn't
do it. Mario said, he saw that real and it's the confusion for
me. He's stupid. Tiffany was laughing, and then Kelly said, this
creepy ass music got me turning lights on. So creepy. M Kelly said,
you don't even use afro. Pick yourself exactly. I got to pick
out exactly. Cut your wife. Keep your variety open, that's my that's
my request. Keep all the right. I want all options. Options is
cool, but I want you to know what you're doing. Yeah, the
I don't want you sitting in the kitchen with your homegirl and y'all experimenting on
some ship. That's not okay right now, Mario said, a negro will
rip your wig to death. I cannot and will not. You can for
sure tell what they doing white folks. They're said, my eggs had a
wig that screamed kind of comes save me and bore it out one time.
I was so ashamed and annoyed bris saying, I'm back taking care of my
granny to night. What are we talking about? So most of the cast
is going to hell, not me? They Hey, you also can tell
when a nigga is dating a white chick too by his haircut. Yes,
them linings be so weak? What no, what lining? You know?
What's crazy though? Like, so there is a nigga who is you know,
he is a popular guy and he is actually into like music and shit
right, and it's like I am only attracted to him when he has on
like a do rag or a hat or something, because when it comes off,
it's like, bro, how are you just like this? Who cuts
your hair? And why did he hate you? Like did you fuck his
baby mommy? And he was like, yeah, go fuck nobody else,
bitch with his haircut. That's what I'm saying, Like it just I don't
bro, and I and I didn't really like because whenever I was like,
I always like whenever I saw him, like he always had a hat on,
and whenever I went over his crib, it was, you know,
he had a do rag on. But it's like then like seeing pictures you
like, bro, yo, lying is so ass and then and then it
annoyse and then it annoys me because then when I did finally see his hair,
I was pissed because it's like, bro, why do you always have
a do rag on your hair? Do not wave up? Maybe he wears
this specifically. Two covers lining because the damn sure ain't getting fucking nobody sea
sick. There are no sorry, gotta cold water, you got a swimming
pool? Sorry food that that triggered me, that trick. I'm so sorry
for the outbursts. But his hair pissed me off so bad. Wood that's
still that's still moving, no movement, just just sitting there. Can't even
skip a rocking at this. Thank you. Buffy said, this is my
first time tuning in, and I love this podcast. She said, to
put Together woman seems intimidating, uh to me, But yeah, brit said,
going to help into it, ain't they? They? He just said
them, mister liners can go to hell, you know exactly. It's a
lot say that, sugar, honey ice, It's oh god, it's a
lot of niggas with the Frank Mitchell sword to god, you niggas with the
Frank Mitchell haircuts. Crazy Frank Mitchell lining was as bad as his parenting.
Yeah, they were equally terrible. Hey watch a thin line, Martin Martin
has the Frank Mitchell a fade. Okay, So out of black people who
we were saying, like celebrities are like like TV characters, who do you
think I had the worst lining because they definitely did xacht work like they did
Zacho Rangers. Oh yeah, that's the worst one. No wait, hold
on, Michael from Good Time. Mario said, one can't get waves.
Y'all ain't for the right thing me and we said, take that wave cap
off, sir. And that's the thing that pisces me off. Like I
understand everybody can't get waves, you know what I'm saying. Like, it's
just, bro, you have this do rag on so much to the point
that you would think your hair would just tap out into submission, Like,
Bro, we get it. Okay, we'll lay down, or we're gonna
grow. We're gonna grow. And there's a way that a lot of brit
said Frank Mitchell's parenting was hot garbage. It was like it was doodoo juice.
Like it was so terrible, Bro Dad voting for the Black Ranger.
And then one of the teenagers the nigga was like, oh, yeah,
you're my nephew. Bro. I don't know about Harolins, but Anthony Hamilton
Beard, that's terrible. Mario. I said, I am Bob, but
I'm sure I gotta shame. If I grow my hair, I will never
know, and y'all will either say Zach had a line though, Frank,
they just calmed this ship out and spray some bro broke. But the Blue
can or the white can define, It's definitely the Blue can ship, uh
say? Then the nephew was his son flipping ray, mother love and Jake
and this is the thing, and it didn't it because I haven't seen it
so long, But we got this this one time, like where they always
play it's Moesha Parker's girlfriends and sister sister. Oh in a half and half,
it's just those five shows, I think on this one on this one
network. But it didn't dawn on me until I saw one of the older
episodes. Dorian used to be another character on Mosha. He was that Muslim
dude. It wasn't until recently that was like wait a minute, like you
a characters like season one and you came back and then it's like you it
ain't even a cameo, bro, like you on here on here as a
new nigga, Like so yeah, yo, bro, put Wayne Brady up
now, right now, put it up, right now, put it up.
We need to discuss because why is that looking like that? Yeah?
But he said, my childhood is ruined. Now he said, you never
paid attention to now up n was black excellence? Oh, absolut fucking loutely
man Keicha said, a curfew, and I can see my reflection in your
ship. I'm definitely sneaking out. Mario said, I just can't beat Steve
Harvey with a man unit shut out to Cat Williams, right whenever, whenever,
right here, man unit. I don't think of hair. I think
of a dick right there. Yep, So here we go. That's look
at this. Who did that? That's how I feel re lining is.
But she got a widow's peak. Remember I told y'all looked like that emoji,
just like yeah, he won. You know, I go over to
Orlando. What is going on with Orlando? What is this? Yes?
I see jah, because everybody keeps sharing and saying, this is what happened
when you put that woman first? What? Oh? I just saw.
John Travosa's seen a lot of disturbing it about him the past couple of days.
His fucking hairline. J Wow, Well they've put a picture of of
Johim with he said, my goodness, speaking of anybody watched the Nickelodeon documentary.
So I haven't gotten a chance to because like with Jelly mean Man or
I'm just I ain't watch it. Get I've seen like a little clip,
but I also saw that, by the fuck is t Boat interviewing Dan Schneider
like t Bow always offering niggas bagels. Now you're doing one on one interviews,
see Mario said Sherman Hamseley is what you don't want. He was not
old. He was in his thirties during the Jefferson that's the wild part.
What about Amen, remember that was coming on TV whatever. Look so there
there's no cable or anything in the house, but at least all my other
TVs, like I have streaming services on the kitchen TV is just my mom
and her antenna. So the table, the TV that's on like the table,
and ship that she be in there watching. It's all like digital TV
and ship. So she be finding all of the channels that have like all
the black shows and ship. So fucking Amen, Sanford and Son, like
I said, one on one, like she'd be finding all of these black
networks and ship and she mean and just moving and grooving and he Oh,
Britt wants to know what I heard about John Travolta, any gay probably yeah,
yeah, he definitely has some freaking nasty uh accusations Because because of the
Nickelodeon documentary that's out, people were pulling up like old post about old post,
Mamamanda Vines and she was like, Harvey Weinstein, Yeah, what about
John Travolta. So she said something about John Travolta years ago when she was
tweeting about it, but you know, everybody, they was fucking brushing off
everything that she was saying. So I'm pretty sure, like if if you
let me see, if I can google it and pull it up, the
wildest heart about this entire thing. After watching it, it's like I an't
even get to finished. Amanda by jopped up, Yes, sexually assaulted them.
Amanda Baiyans called John travolte to a sexual monster. You feel right along
with the nasty white boys. That's a nasty white boy club. And the
Nickelodeon shit was wild. You watch it. I seen snippets of it,
but people keep sending me different clips of different things, and I'm like,
wow, right, dick jokes for thirteen year olds, It's crazy. And
when I was watching because it was so off the wall when it was happening.
I was like, this ain't even funny. And then I see it
now, like it's very cringey. Yeah. I don't know if it was
funny back then. No, I had that it was weird. They thought
it was hilarious. I'm like, damn, bro, like you fucked up
my childhood. Ye. So, perhaps some of the most shocking tweets from
the account oops sorry and jumped to the tide for some reason. Okay,
it says perhaps some of the most shocking tweets from the account were the claims
by about Bond's Hairspray co star John Travolta. It bothers me that John Travolta
is not being treated as Bill Cosby is. John Travolta is a pervert.
I know this white privilege at its best. John Travolta is a sexual monster
hashtag Bill Cosby. He always had me and his trailer men. I walked
in on him and another male mature and he was nearly fired. He's sick.
If you want to fuck me in, then that's the doors. But
when you sexually abuse, assault, and harassed these men, then you must
face justice and then somebody actually corroborated the allegations, saying I can confirm since
I've done stories on him and talked to sources who had valid claims Travolta sexually
assaulted them and or made unwanted predatory sexual advances on them on the internet,
colaborating corroborate. That's why the niggas rubbing a shitting have scalped up. So,
Britt, I hope that answered your question. That is what I heard
about John Travosha, and that came up because, like I said, all
the Nickelodeon stuff that's out there now, people are pulling up old tweets from
Amanda Bonds. Kea said, I was giving niggas Wayne Brady's right out of
beauty school. I'm going, what hey, let me tell you, I
love you to the moon and back. But if niggas would have rang you
the fade back then, like literally, I wouldn't even been upset. Yo.
I ain't no way you was lying niggas up with a hot spoon,
Brice said, I did, and it's so heartbreaking. She must be talking
about seeing a documentary, Mario, did we talk about your man with the
blue polo shirt? Yet? Not yet not yet. Yes, Brice said
those theme songs were everything loved amen. Yep. She said they were in
hairspread together exposed them all. Mm hmmm. Yeah. But see, I
think ain'ty different versions of it. So I've never watched Hairspray. I told
you all, I fucking hate musicals. So y'all know, I didn't watch
that one movie Hairspray, the Hairspray because it was a Broadway so they turned
into that one movie. Yeah, at one point in time, Ricky Lake
would have been on my list of white women and out of here because it's
just like because like the Hairspray movie were Ricky Lake, Like, I was
still a kid during that time. So Amanda Barnes was, I don't know
she was in that one. H Oh they on, Oh, I didn't
know they did a recent one. So because I'm like that because I know
that because my cousin used to watch that, like Hairspray. Yeah, man,
I hated it. Bro I used to like because they have one in
nineteen eighty eight and another one two thousand and seven. Mario said, John
Travolta is a closeted gay and too deep into scientology. They won't get to
him. Oh so he out there hanging out with He just said, I
was cut of my advantage. He let me let me tell you some Let
me tell you. I don't give a fuck. How fine you are?
Bro? You pushed my lining back. I'm putting your face in the dirt
like that. Niggas be so off puttingayl she said, there's two versions.
I love that musical, Taylor you a sick Amanda is in the recent one.
Zach Efron to watch it often and I sing to it. Okay,
I did like high school? I did. I did like high school musical.
Thought. That's that one girl? I forgot her name? She?
She was? She? She is in the pitch Perfect movies. She married
to somebody. She is married to somebody? Yes? Is that is that
the one that was? It's a Ryan Reynolds. Who's she married to?
If they turned singing to a musical? See it? Because what's her name?
Perfect? They did? Drake Bell? Okay, her name is Britney
Snow because she married to somebody or was? Ain't no telling, because you
know, hey, her dad name is John Snow. Briddy Ribus good time.
No, that ain't no, that ain't who I'm thinking of, in
fact, because I think I would have never name. Ain't we lucky we
got? No, that ain't what I'm thinking of. Gaged fifty years later,
hanging in the charl Line, The Line and British in the two thousand
and seven version, she was the best friend. Uh Keisha's hollering for some
reason, maybe because you know she was out here fucking niggas lining up.
I'm sure they were hollering too when they well, you handed them that mirror
for the what you think? What you think? Bro? Being escorted out
of a beauty salone by security because somebody fucked up your line, that's yeah,
hey, listen, I'm sorry, but you fuck up. I'm waiting
for you to get off work. I know that, I know that.
I know there's many a nigga that would suck my lining up, But I
just feel like there are way more women who would do worse. And I
hate to turn into it. Actually, from what I be seeing, a
lot of women be cutting better than do. I believe that, but I
have this feeling that i'd rather do it. Sounds like it's a you thing.
Yeah, it's just it's definitely you think, because you're gonna be fucking
a barber, and then you're gonna have to come back and then she's gonna
mak up. Yeah, you just trying to read my right. My life
here looking rough? You know, I don't. I didn't recognize her,
but apparently she's doing well. She getting like trying to be a nail tech
or something. Especially that's what out on TV show nail tech. Nail tacks
make a lot of money, don't. I don't do that. I gotta
go tomorrow because this mess happened yesterday. Your nail make as much as the
TV start depends on what the contract is. Because I just paid ninety dollars
for a pedicure only today, I don't get my nails done. I know
people might think that's We're like, how are you always getting your feet done?
But you never get your hands done. I don't get my hands done
because I use my hands too much, and the ship it doesn't last.
Sometimes TV st niggas not putting my finger niggas not putting my fingers in their
mouth. They putting my toes in their mouth. So that's so that matters.
Plus I get foot jobs and they put they Okay, do you know
what foot jobs are? Gotcha. Yeah, yes, and he said,
man, you're coming out to the club with us. He said, now,
man, I'm gonna stay at home chill. Miner picks out. She
had the surgery of you, said Brittany was a bitch and hairspray too.
Uh no, I'm cold now, but I have to learn. Atrid said,
if it makes her happy, what's the problem? Not probably doing nails.
Can't say you're getting your nails done for vacation. Absolutely, absolutely,
that's that's the last place I'm getting my ship done. Sing a bit for
black But because I would wait on you to get off work. Yeah,
go on clock out, sis, it's from clock out to lights out and
clock I'll get clocked out. There's no he bagg of niggas my bag of
clippers. Now, yes, we both gonna be out here fucked up.
Okay when they pull up and look at this part, and they would understand
because don't because don't let me get a black cop. He probably let me
go. He's like man lose, he said, bagging niggas gonna be warmed
up and ready. It's like a turbine. He said. Foot jobs are
gross. Keep your feet to yourself, Miss lady. These foods are wild
with this foot ship. Okay, yeah, I definitely need to get me
a can't can he get the angry, angry, grumpy old man. No,
can he gets? No, I'm not because he Mario comes up,
He's the grumpy old man. Mario definitely the grumpy old nigga. I'd be
ready, like I didn't fuck you up with I'm not there yet, so
I'm not. I'm not on that And that's crazy, like you just having
a duel and ship nils niggas out here with bags and nickels and ship just
swinging around like this, warming them up like the first Ninja Turtles and ship.
Remember that that what soldier came out ship doing all that bulls. Ship
thought it was slick. That's gonna be me. Have you ever been folded
up? That's how I feel whenever I see this video now. So,
bro, I don't know. It's just a T d R studio on mine.
So let me tell you something. If I'm a coach, I'm putting
you off my fucking team. That's all I'm saying about this video. And
no, no lets you got bought time. Oh my gosh, look at
Oh my gosh, look at Oh my gosh, look at look up everything
this use me. Michael used to write breathes, stand and tower a you
talking about I think country ass naka. Let me play me this rifle pussy?
What is that to sleep? Now you're calling me ncraft? Now that
bang bang bang. I let him hit. I don't want to hear her
voice. But he is really struggling. Look at the breathing nothing and that's
the fund that part. Bro. Just tap, just just tap. At
this point, I'm cussing the rough out because you look at a round like
you see that. I clearly cannot do nothing. I'm just joining your legs
rubbery. He didn't stretch your whole eyes out. You said up getting photoed
like a prencip was a person Listen. It was the fact that this like
you can see the frustration on his face. And you know what it reminded
me of. It reminded me of growing up with older siblings and older cousins.
They used to put you in wrestling moves that you couldn't get out of.
I didn't imagine like, as you lay there helpless, your coaches get
up, do something. Rotate your hands a bit, swear right, use
your arms. You put me out here, like Jesus, was my gud,
Like I'm stuck. You ever been putting a full nelson? Yes,
Jesus. So whenever I hear anything about the full Nelson, I always think
about scary movie when they were talking about Cindy Tittes and he told her she
had the Meringua tang Tittes. You gotta put her in the food and the
liquor. It was a sound in his mouth made funny. That wasn't funny.
He's just funny funny, said rumpy old man. Because I won't let
these holes, but they god damn feet on me. Do you? I
couldn't stop you. I'm talking about me. Oh no, you're grumpy for
other reasons, all right, yes, absolutely, I'm still thinking about the
poor old lady cancer. Right. It was like you can fight for It's
like all night Mario has been giving that wave cap and forty in a brown
paper bag all night with a cigarette behind the ears. Shit, No,
that's definitely black a milecuse it. Who's struggling. But that's that's I saw
that. I'm like, bro, you canting put off my team immediately immediately,
like there's because to me this video. Cut this video. It's no
context in this video. Run it again. You played it. He was
in the move he got b because how do you get put in this position?
Clearly you're not covering this team. I can't teach from the topic.
You can see where you're coming from. He's coming from that position. Yeah,
he was in the headline. He put himself in that. He was
trying to get out of some ended up. His mother his fault. That's
for the fact that your defense was not up to power for you to even
end depth in this position. You don't belong on the side. There's nothing
more I can do for you after Right there, it's the rotation in his
arm. Do you see how his leg and his arm are caught up.
Yeah, his legs are wide open before you even get over. I don't
even know why his leg like that right there, because he had had his
arms around. Soon as I come right there, boom, I'm elbowing your
ship. I don't care how many points they did. Ducam, let me
go. You're gonna stand us up and we're gonna try to ship again the
same way. His leg is at the boma ways at the top. Yeah,
he locked it with Yeah, I saw him locked his leg and bro,
he got this nigga folded up and looking like that tors So we posted
on here if you want to our elbow the face because this is as a
room man, this is such a compromisable position. How much air he getting
in his asshole right now? Bro, he looked like that forgot bottom Amazon,
look at this ship. You don't work from a wrestler to a fucking
contortion. You changed your whole job time a little bit too hard because that's
the one that slaped you, wasn't it Mario said, you get top position,
paused they were at the impast I didn't like wrestling for all the balls
in your face stuff. I thought I could have been good in school,
but I was too homophobic. Thank you for being honest. Oh yeah,
Mario old like it. It wouldn't you are? So you understand no balls
on my phoe, Like we need to like categorize you, old nigga.
Y'all need stickers or something. I was being nazzy because now that we're here,
I'm in no I know because I was. I was actually going to
make something and say when he be like open up for me, and then
yeah, so be on the lookout for that on talking about remember the ladies,
Man and Lance and his friend wrestling all the time, all up and
ship you. I never watched that. That's the nigga with the list,
right man. I never Washington. I am watch, stat I ain't watch.
I think the only thing I did watch was Undercover Brother and then didn't
they make an undercover brother too? Is worthless? I heard imagine if he
had a belly too, that would have been horrible call. I said,
my mind is also going to nasty places. Come on slider in. But
yeah, when I saw, that's what I thought of. But as a
as a coach off my team, bro, like I'm bro, I'm cutting
you from the sideline before the ref called the match. You cut, you
cut cut, don't care if that didn't ruin the self esteem nothing again.
Wow, keep I'm submitting to the rec Department that we changed our colors immediately.
I don't give a fuck what the school colors are. Nigga, we
are green, like Bro, just look wrestling. We just go have our
own ship. We're just gonna be blue. I'm saying, I am forty
seven hunch your birthday look because then it's now it's between him and town.
What sticker? Yeah, this is just like we'll put green on you because
in your fifty I got Tone has had great hair since he was like sixteen.
You about to be forty eight, okay, April fifth, so you
about to be forty eight, okay, so then it's Tom Mario and then
you. So I want to I want to pay attend to some like this
is how defenseless this nigga was. Watch how it was arm flopped forward like
he couldn't even control that ship, right, Yeah, that's what I said.
I was like, that's all he got. We got his arm on
his leg. Yeah, that's what I said. I was like, he
got his arm myself. He got his leg around one and his arm.
Bro, put your finger in that nigga nose or something. Is this is
this a leg a lot ye something bro like, and then you just go
clamp yourself up more. I oh, I know how that I had to
put it. I don't give a funk about Loud. I'm enough to gag
him to let me go. I'm laga, that's crazy. And then it's
like not even as a coach. I want I want y'all to know that
I love my kids unconditionally, right, I mean I got a gay one
cool, because I do. Having a lesbian daughter is like a blessing to
me. I don't care. But if my son and y'all know Ree was
asking volleyball, I still support it. Guess who won't be going to no
more wrestling matches? Nope, nope. If if I don't pull them from
the team, I'm just a I can't make. I gotta work late and
be at home watching Netflix or something. But absolutely no bus uber you know
how back in it like how how kids used to be embarrassing ship when their
parents come up to the school. No conferences, no nothing virtual mm hmm.
He was undefeated before that happened. That No, so like having the
sun he getting, you know, folded up like like he me mm hmmm.
That video reminded me of that. They should have put the side by
side with the drive from said it's like, do you just leave your ass
out like that? I feel like I would rather lose. That's like,
bro, tap tap, Yes, I think I would have felt better if
like as soon as he realized he could just like tap your ankle or something
like, but if the motherfucker's back here you got like this is a tap
out. I can't do nothing. No, And I mean even if I
had to lie, like Bro, I had the tap, I got a
Charlie horse something. But no, mm hmmm my, how I do turn
the radio open, a car on? And it's like, you know how
like after sports and ship, what do you do? You wait for your
kids? Go in the locker room, get dressed, come out, y'all
walk out together, talk about and the car warming up. Then you can't
even get in the front seat. Get and not the back back. I
mean like push the button, lift the trunk, you be them back back,
niggas, get back there with the bottle of water. Niggas. You
move de spair, just move the snow person ship over. Bro. No,
yeah, yeah, Like I mean I do, I support my kids
and a lot of things, but that h and it's not even oh man,
it was No, that's not what I'm like. It's just it's just
embarrassing to be folded up to that degree that No, I can't happened one
time. That's because I go in intending to be voted up like that ship.
Somebody gonna be better than you and some ship you do in life he
wasn't good at wrestling that happened. He might be All Star basketball, he
might be good in wrestling. It's just that's what I'm saying. Like at
this point, I feel like I would pay his teachers to lower his grade
so that he's academically ineligible to compete. You are a bro, Go ahead,
go ahead. Yeah see, Now that's the motherfucker that turn out to
actually be good. And didn't he make it? Then what you're gonna say,
damn it? As a parent, you just in the crowd like that's
my kid, But I can't even say that's my kids with me with him
back when he was trying. That's how people end up said you're gay.
So keep moving. What are we talking about? If you're bad at your
sport, I would drop you off and pick you up. Keep our name
off your jersey. Bro gotta put his nickname on his jersey. What visitor
courthouse? Was it? Fifty bucks? And I got wet, like kids,
you're getting your daddy last name. Embarrassed that nigger, but he said
he did tap when he flipped over. I hate how made me me acting
like she got a gay daughter. Nigga, you are a gay daughter.
I love y'all. I am not I'm I'm I'm half a fag. Okay,
she she's she, I'm diluted. She not concentrated, right, she
said, Crystal, who not? You're telling your son you need to think
about his actions. I ain't even telling them, Bro, We're not having
this conversation. We just go riding in silence. Practice ain't practice, Bro,
Go do some homework. How about that you focused on the wrong ship.
Clearly this is not the path that we need to focus on something that
can get you a scholarship because this ain't gonna be Grappling is not your sport.
Maybe you should try to shoot in the jump shot and g good on
you, you know. And I think that I would be more accept you
know, more accepting of it if it was back in the day, because
it's like, all right, you got folded up, you embarrassed us.
But it don't leave this gym. Bro, we had a full mustache.
How much of a kid was he? Look? I was in middle school
with a nigga who had a full beard and ship like, yeah, these
look like Olympic trials in high school. Bro, getting embarrassed like this on
the international stage even worse. So I hope it's not the Olympics. College
k tap, his arms is locked up. Hen't got that one lose?
He like itself up. Look he help this? You got you a short
arm five wrestling some dudes. It's some gay's some gay dudes at the end,
audience flicking their chops, like, Bro, if your wrestling video could
end up on only fans, No, absolutely not, but no, I
just I like if, like I said back in the day, it's different
because it's like you know, dann, I was fucked up, but it's
within the gym. You were going viral embarrassing us. Bro, your little
brother gotta go to school and Ship they finished, like it's just Bro,
it's a lot now he getting bullied because your ass was in the air.
No that yours was out and nobody scared of you to like you're trying to
defend him. Ship. You was the one with your ass up. Ain't
nobody finished, Blake, No, what you gonna do get your brother get
right is not fair. It just happens because that person who might try to
bully you, Bro, this niggas folded up like miss, just because just
like I thought, he's been a square in the air, nigga. But
just because he did that, don't mean that Joe Joe Schmoe from Science Class
brofence toes was curled in his wrestling shoes exactly. Was he's like, you
kind of gotta book the first No, Dad asked, because that's exactly how
Missy Nasty fold herself up and ship did she playing with her one? So
yeah, I'm not. She looked like she enjoyed it, though m didn't.
Kells said he was holding his feet too because it was curled. What
he was thinking, Yeah, and you know what's crazy? I wonder how
I got here. And it's like it all started and the chicken is dancing
and she basically like in the vertical position that he was in. Why's it
moving so slow? I don't know, he's moving slowan shit out there go
it's like a gift bruh oh is it still No, it's not still music.
But y'all can't see it because the hostually awkward, like the uh banners
in the way. But Mark Strong had a comment under there and he was
like, if guess what chicken butt was a person? And when I tell
y'all, I laughed for about twenty three minutes straight. Like I told y'all,
it really be the comments that be fucking getting me. But yeah,
I just just but look now, look at her. That's how dog was.
Damn there folded up? Is she airing it out? Look like you
got no draws on it? Right. I was just gonna say, I'm
like, where's her head? And it looked like she got blue hair.
I was gonna say, the blue hair is the is the head? Oh
yeah, it looks like Nigga Ballerina shoes right, them looked like the shoes
Dexter sister used to wear, the Bortor. And I know a lot of
people think that this is what the footage from the Preaknick was like. It
was not like this said that is not sexy, but the yourself. No,
it was very nostalgic. Though they were buy said that's years ago she
passed away. She died when like they said, either twelve or fifteen years
ago. Her friend said like fifteen or six. Yeah, it was very
very nostalgic. Song makes you do this? We don't know because we can't.
I can't even hear no music. When I first started, theg just
got down and turned to a party. Well, even that was isolated that
that wasn't the whole thing, like when they showed that it did get bad.
But Ship, it's Mario talking shit. I'm gona ahead and play it
one more time. Mm hmmm it do it look like she's fanning it or
something like is it too hot? The fact that everybody around here is standing
there like this is normal activities. The other part that wasn't talked about at
length in the dot was that there was never any violence. It was all
these things from all around the world, all around the damn country, and
it was not like no funck shit going on. It was fun shit going
on, like, but not the whole like niggas getting shot and police trying
to get through the trying to get through the crowd, and Ship you got
to be hurting the way she's hitting it on the car, yeah, said
what kind of liquid they had for freaking? Because even I was Ship.
Yes, you know you forget I am younger than Tommy. I was twenty.
I was twenty No trial like about a yeah forty yeah seven seven eight.
I'm forty three seven So she was thirteen, married at seventeen, said
I was married at twenty four or spot thirty three. No, but it
was that was it was. It was a marriage. It was it was.
It was something I wish everybody could have experienced. It was a good
ass time. Yeah. When I was gonna go, I found I was
part on my son. So I'm like, well and at that point,
at that point, like when it got like ninety six, when the Olympics
came, and after that it was terrible. It was, it was,
it was downhill at that point. Ninety four ninety five was like its feet.
Buffy said, I and J make you do it. Okay, I
can confirm that I and J does not make you do that. E J
actually has a peach, right, And I didn't know that. Bro was
like on this cheap ship one day and I was like okay, I was
like, okay, I know this not crown, but it also ain't like
terrible like made me want to spit this shit out. And then it's fucking
you and Jake. And because me like I have I have I have a
hundred and ten percent alcoholic jeans from my mama's side, so I can drink
anything. And I'm like a still fucking like nothing bothers me. The only
time alcohol bothers. Me is if I don't eat anything, he said,
so Tommy in the movie, that's what I said too. I was sorry.
I said. There was traffic problems and people got shot, but not
at the party. I didn't watch the doc. My big cousin stayed at
all the black shit and my homegirl went the Fist. Freshman year, they
took me to freaking It, but made me stay in a hotel. They
only took me because I had gas money. I was there, but in
front of the wow, well there it was high. Involved was all I
know is uh Jayalen Jalen Rowe said when he got there, you didn't want
to stand trapp You just parked your car and got out. I was like,
there was so many parts of the me. I was like, yep,
that was what you did. Our car got my car got told and
we was like, fuck it, what we're gonna do. Went to the
liquor store instead of going to get the car. Got the next day.
Oh niggas was driving from everywhere, like even Groundling was eight hours away.
We was we just driving from anywhere. So there was a post on Facebook.
Actually been a couple of whiles gas no ass right, So it's a
post on Facebook and say gay niggas looked normal as fuck these days. I
went on a nigga date by accident, and obviously everybody was like, how
the fuck do you go on a nigga date by accident? So the guy
explained, he said, so a nigga always came to my give and seemed
cool. He worked at a bar. He kept inviting me. I went
and nigga said, what finally let me take you out for drinks? Like,
bro, I will underlive you. There's a comedian that had a whole
joke about that, saying that he had met this dude at the gym because
I was playing basketball and was like, oh, He's like, hey,
I got tickets to the game. You wanted to go to game with me
tonight. He's like yeah, He's like that's cool. Seemed like normal guys.
She seemed like right. So then he took me shark from the sidelines.
They were actually courtse I getting drinks and everything. He's like, oh,
this is what you want. That's when it's it's a whole thing.
And so at the end when they were he started ordering off the side of
the men. Ye, and he said when they got in the car.
He said, he got out and the dude cut the car and got out.
Just a conversation, you go. But like why she said, I've
seen that the reason you said, know what you're talking about it With that
situation, I can see that if we didn't describe it, I can see
how niggas end up in a date situation. What I'm saying, Like when
he when he just put that like as the status, it was like,
bro, what the funk? But then in the comments that's what he explained.
But Twitter black Twitter is going black Twitter so so and the comments niggas
posted the clip from when Malik was chilling with dude at the crib making the
design I'm serving lasignon not ass walked up behind him his kissedy mos niggas.
She was a you're doing like hey, that nigga said, giving you what
you wanted? You shirtless, making a designer bro, why now listen?
But he was at his house. That was never explained. Boy, he
was at his home house starting shirt because I'm in my brot the locker room.
I walk around in a jockstrap in the locker room. You've seen worse
than my man titties there are certain dress codes for a certain situations. He
was at and and we are at work, which is football. Of course,
Nigga's gonna be big ass children, that's going This is even worse dick
out all type of ship. But why are we at the crib and you
are shirtless in the kitchen thinking lazion? That was never explained, and then
you got these soft fans R and B Grooves playing. I can understand how
Bro read the situation once again, like I said, your shirt off,
you cooking for me, and you got the R and B goodies all you
trying to see what this about? So I understand why Bro made his move.
Wait, Malin didn't have his shirt off? What hell had he had
on a tight T shirt for the purpose of this conversation. My man's had
a shirt off, having a dialogue and making jump you did he have an
april? He had an apron on. Look, he had an apron on?
And Jay Holliday was still in the background. Yeah that was that was
suspected. Like you still got R and B jams on cooking for they talking
about hey Jay, how they get in on? Yeah, it still looks
suspect shirt on and not so he can't listening to R and B jams that
your nick there? What I found? I found the clip. You want
to want me to pass the clip real quick because about it's about three minutes.
Sure because when we get you know, I'm very just certain. You
know, we can't listening to R and B cooking with the shirt off.
Cooking was onen No, he had a shirt on. It was just a
tight shirt. Wait, wait, Mario, how are you thirteen? That's
what I was. That's why I was waiting to finish. He said,
I was thirteen. I shouldn't have been there. So to be a thirteen
year old and being used for gas money broke your people was broken? But
what if you go to you with that? I was too scared, bro
said, I was thirteen. I shouldn't have been there. I was too
scared to leave the hotel. I walked to the corner and saw people,
but nothing worth seeing. We were at a fucking day's end. They brought
some girls back to the room later, but they was not trying to hear
my young guss. They kept treating me like a kid. Mo. Fucking
you bork you Bret. They treated you like they didn't want fucking statutory rape
charges and to go to prison. They should. I'm actually proud of them
for that. Buffy literally taking showers together, right, Nika Love, you're
supposed to be home. Friend, Mario, I was talking about some I
was selling drugs. Of course you were. It was crack, wasn't it.
I definitely don't feel like it was weed. I feel like he was
saying he was selling crack. I'm like, I'm your dad, then,
yeah, like what year did you go their friend that you need got some
coke? Gus them? We damn, I'm not saying all the words.
Damn. How about you not see we get started all he said he won
in ninety one. Yeah, that sounds about right. They were doing.
Yeah, I was definitely. That's why I don't want you to put it
in the air. Bro We've been here almost three almost time ago anywhere.
It is so and I want to make it like we make it the Food
Show. Just one. It's too late. How you gonna get it?
I want to say, like, y'all know that I was talking about like
jelly bean and stuff. So I took jelly bean to you know, we're
wrestling fans in this family, So I took jelly bean a SmackDown was in
town on Friday, and we had front front, front row seats like camera
time. My baby has such a good time, man, Like now,
when I first got there was some bullshit, right, So she got her
walker because jellybeen she's actually been doing really good, but like walking on her
owner stuff, she still get kind of wibbly at times, like and she
trying to get like the strengthen her legs and stuff back. But because I
knew that, you know, we would be walking around five ser farm and
I didn't know like how much we was gonna need to walk for our seat
better on the safe side, got her walker to be a steady, especially
because it's like with the seat so if she gets tired, she could sit
down. But we get there, go you know, straight through metal detectors
and everything going through the floor. And when we get to the person who
we have to show you know, our seats to, she tells me that
I can't bring our signs in. And I'm like, since what the fuck?
You go to wrestling and you can't have no signs? Like yeah,
So she's like, oh well no, like the upper levels can have them,
but you know, no no signs on the Lower Florida night. I
was like, we are the main people. I just be a motherfucker at
the door that don't know what the fuck going on in the building. This
is wrestling. Do you watch the show, lady? The signs everywhere in
this motherfucker. Yeah. So I'm like, especially because it's like I went
through the effort of like actually making our signs and shit like because I made
so I made my sign, but then I made jelly Bean a sign.
So jelly Bean didn't know she was going. So it was one hundred percent
of surprise to her. I told her that back when tickets first went on
sale back in December, like she had she was just really being sick.
I'm like, I didn't know if you would be able to go or not.
I had to hurry up and get my tickets, so you know,
sorry, I couldn't take it. I'm like, you not. You can't
walk that good anyway. So I played it up like I wasn't taking her,
but I'm like, okay, tell you what jelly Bean is addicted to.
She so I was like, tell you what, you ride with Granny
to drop me off. I'll give her money. Then y'all can go to
cheebahood. You can get whatever you want, you know, just you know,
because I'm sorry you couldn't be here. She was cool with that.
She was excited because she was like, oh, can I get the river,
you can get the big one, you can get your press office,
you can get your kool aid coick, whatever you want. I got it,
you know, because I know that, you know, you really wanted
to go. So when we got there, because I drove, we had
preloaded her walker into the trunk trunk park, so she didn't know that it
was in a car. So I got out, went around the back,
got her her walker and stuff out, and I made sure like my sign
was on top of her son. So I told mom, was like,
hey, pass me. You know my signs. So she grabbed them to
me and I slid like the first one off top and jelly Bean was going
to hand me the second one. I said. I was like, look
at the sign. I said to jor sogn and I had made her.
It was like, you know, my first SmackDown or whatever, and she
was she was so I was like, you really thought I was gonna leave
you? She was like yes. I was like, good, that means
I need a job in an actress in. But when I said, like,
my baby had the time of her fucking life. So the very first
match, like if you're not you know you're familiar with wrestling, like Ray
Mystereo, he went out first, and very first thing like you know,
grab her hand and shit, and I posted the video. I posted all
of the videos and stuff on Facebook. But she was just so happy.
She's looking she was like and like clutched her little hand and shit. You
know, people like the restlers and shit, like when they saw that,
you know, my first mac and there was like, oh, you know,
hope you have a good time and stuff. Was talking to her.
Uh, Cody Rhoads at the end, after everything was over, he was
going through like you know, doing autographs and taking pictures. So she got
like three pictures with Cody Rolls, like different poses and shit, doing her
little peace sign and everything else. He signed her sign. So but prior
to that, and just think like, if you know this lady took our
sign in the beginning, my baby wouldn't got her fucking autograph. So when
we get to our section, I see signs lined up across the barricade and
I'm like, well, maybe you know, because they were like in bags
and I'm like, well, maybe you know, the staff took them,
was like, hey, you know, y'all can't have those in here.
But I'm like, well, how did they get this far? They took
our signs before we even got to you know, they started walking us to
our seats. So I asked the guy. It just so happened like he
was a Facebook friend of mine. He was working our section. I was
like, hey, I was like, now I see all these signs.
I was like, they took our signs and said that we couldn't have signs,
you know. He was like, y'all can have signs. Like I'm
like, well, she told us that we couldn't have signs because we sitting
on the floor, and he was like, no, y'all can have signs.
So in the middle of the match, I got up and I walked
and if you know me, like my social anxiety is so it's like certain
things like I let slide and I don't speak up because it's like I just
I don't want that interaction with people. So I'm like, if it's not
a big deal, like I just I was like, fuck it. It's
like, you know, you see the videos, and it's like my man
said he didn't want onions on this burger. That ain't gonna be me.
I won't even speak up. When I got onions on my own, brog,
I just fucking pick them off. But I got up in the middle
of the fucking and I marched my pink hair. And you know, so
if you saw motherfucking the back with pink hair just walking random me, that
was me because I was going and I went and I said, excuse me.
I said, they took our signs when we walked in here, but
a whole bunch of people in our section, like even right next to us.
I'm like, there are plenty signs in our section. So he's like,
well, man, what section are you in. I said, we're
in F two. He said no, he said sections F one and F
three they can't have signs because they're like trying to like clean up, you
know, like certain camera angles and stuff like that. He said no,
but F two can definitely, you know, have signs. I'm sorry.
I said, well, they're right there, so he was he was like,
man, I'm so sorry. And I went over and I grabbed my
signs and there he was explaining you know, to the and I don't think
that the lady you know, meant any harm. Yeah, I think she
just didn't know what the fuck she was talking about. Either that or maybe
she got confused because I was sectioned F two, row one, maybe she
read it as like F one. But it sounded like she didn't know we
were allowed to have signs at all, because she said the floor like she
didn't say certain so she said people up there can have signs. People on
the floor camp, So I think she just didn't know what the fuck she
was talking about, period. But either way, I got our mother fucking
signs back and you can see me holding up my sign and shit behind Roman
Rins because that's my baby daddy. But we had so, so, so
much fun and I'm so happy that I was able to, you know,
provide that experience for her. So she was, you know, on little
video chats and shit with her friends while she was there. And there's some
chick that she never met before, but she's a wrestling fan, so somehow
they connect. I don't know if it's fucking Instagram or whatever, but they
met up for the first time there, but it was it was really,
really fucking dope, and I'm really happy that we were able to have that
experience, especially because with her having like TV time and shit, something she
can go back and look at. Because we still go back King King of
the Ring ninety six and see us and Ship. Hey, if you want
to see me with mystical braids in my head, you can go the King
of the Ring ninety six on the Peacock app and that is where you will
see me. Were right in the front, like we right on the side,
like on the ramp because my cousin was hitting stone cold with popcorn and
ship and he was like, don't fuck with Yeah. Cool, that was
men. We'll see uh go up niggas. When niggas start being legit,
we had to start sitting in the regular roads. So Mario was talking about
him doing the legal activities. He was thirteen, about to be fourteen.
He said, who I feel young? I said, niggas didn't start selling
drugs when they turn Oh, we know, say, selling drugs and use
for gas money and being ditch. Your freaking experience suck friends. Mario said,
I saw the SmackDown photos. You were the best mom ever. My
mother would never trying to shit and I'd be like, like, you know,
I am a single mom, and that means that, like my financial
resources are often tapped, like because I am taking care of three additional people.
I got both of my kids, one of which was not even a
kid kid anymore. She was about to be fucking twenty, and then I
have my mom. So it's like, you know, still trying to do
things and give them that experience. Because even when Ree was you know,
into wrestling before Winding Town ruined it fucking for her and ruined our bond and
our little you know, quality time. I used to do the same thing,
fir y'all did. Those are her words, y'all ruined it for her?
Those are her words, her words. Well, you know, you
want to know what I was taught as a child, you should probably not
be in the same room when fucking adults is talking. I'll good fun what
we're talking about. But we were talking about wrestling. This is how we
discussed wrestling, and she was in the room, but that is how we
have wrestling was on, but this is how we discussed it. We know
we were supposed to watch wrestling with us, not in the room, watch
somewhere else. Stop listening close your ears. But we only had that ship
on one TV. Look, well, you can't police how we discussed wrestling.
Nigga, we know things were not watching it from the joyous aspect.
No more, nigga, we know that they're This is the nigga that would
tell kids that saying ain't real. I mean easy, ain't really. Next
week what okay, let's say. Keller said, Hey, that nigga.
I'm still shocked that motherfucker push his Cadberry eggs all the way up here like
wild. I hate that sounds so much. Cayla said, I cried watching
the video. I just thought about us sitting in children's all those times,
defeated, to see her standing up at wrestling and hanging out with the Asians.
Oh so Kayla snitched on my baby, y'all. So I was gone
and Kayla had to drop a package off at my house for me, and
she text me and she was like hey. She was like, uh,
this kid looked like jelly Bean, like she outside. I'm like no,
because when I left, jelly Bean was at home on the couch with no
wig and no pants on. Lord, No, she's her mama shop,
So I thought she was Finna go to sleep. So when Kayla was like,
she was outside with some Asians. Now, oh that's the third time
tonight. Just called no. I called you a bitch under my breath while
holding it. So Kayla text me and she's like, you know, she
was like, you know, jelly Bean outside like sitting with some Asians and
I'm like no, and she was like that girl is just like her,
Like she got a denim hat with like you know whatever. I was like,
wait a minute, I said that is jelly Bean, because that's jelly
Bean hat, and she was like, not you not knowing where your kid
is. Look, when I left, my kid was at home about to
go to sleep with no pants and no wig, no nothing of so for
her to have her wig hat and everything else on and suddenly outside. So
I screenshot it Cayler post and sent it to my mom because I didn't see
that. My mom had text me and said, hey, Maya's outside.
She was waiting on on my pop's friend to drop off some money to her.
So I was like, I said, I was showed, just gonna
start fussing because like, why the fuck is she outside? And then I
sent her a Cala screenshot and my Mom was like, snitches get stitches.
She was like, I'm sorry. She was like I was. I was
just so happy to you know, just to see her like that, like
she was like she was just moving like, you know, sitting down slow
like around everything. But that ship was crazy. Those were your Timmy days.
Look, my Timy days ain't gone nowhere. I told y'all, I'm
about to be forty. And when Uncle talk to me, he's still Tommy.
That's exactly how you said, Tommy, what's going on? Baby?
That's that's how he greet me. Or when he text me is hey Tommy.
Hey, Mario said, my uncle ruins Sata in wrestling for me too,
shaking my head. I was convinced that the TV was fade, but
the pay per views were real. I let the a w A wrestlers get
colored on pay per view. I was not going to be moved. See
Dusty bleeding type ship. Hey, you can't tell me A w A was
fake. That ship was really a pitch the way he laughed, you don't
catch me. I can't remember who it was back when I watched they somebody
they went back, you know, off up the mat and got some brass
knuckles. And hit somebody in their faces. Buddy, I was like,
Oh, this ship is real, real, it's gotta be Ain't no way,
you know what. Like as a child when they was like wrestling fake,
it's kind of devastating. But as an adult, like when you watch
Russ, he be like, yeah, I can understand it being fake,
because why the funk would I left? Folks just do this because to stand
there and wait for motherfucker to tune up the band then kick you in your
ship it is crazy, right, Like you're still there waiting for the super
kid, right, or you get get throwing off the ropes and you're just
running into the clothes. I understand NI climbing on the ropes. You just
gonna let this dude just jump on you. Like we've seen niggas like get
that ship broke off. Niggas have been retired from wrestling because like, this
ship is not fake. Niggas really get fucked up behind this ship. Now,
I will say that. I will say that as you know, a
wrestling fan and the more modern era, I think the worst thing to happen
for us is HD television. Yeah yeah, because like back when ship was
a little grainy, you know, on the floor model different. Yeah,
but now it's like, Bro, that was clearly an air punch because everything
is in fucking four k now, like you see this shit, Like,
Bro, that motherfucker went and you just fell out. It's like I know,
I know where he swung and you just perfect perfect example, perfect example,
Roman Superman punch on Randy. I mean that motherfucker went clear across here,
like it missed everything, and this nigga did the punch out fall sometime.
Yeah, so two hundred and sixty pounds man like jumping in the air.
The good with all this mic, I don't want to take the whole
punch. Uh, Maria said, I'm a mark for Rower Warrior videos to
this day. Buffy said, running too a clothes line was definitely not thought
out. Let me tell you something. I got clothesline off of a cement
wall. Yeah, yep, And you know who did it? I wasn't
that you know who did You don't have to be there to know who did
it. That's the point, because it was only one motherfucker who would do
some ship like that to me. But that's what I'm saying, see,
and I think that's like that video, that's what that made me think of
like I'm damn near was damn near triggering, so he I'm too claustrophobic term
he Pool called me on the FaceTime one day and I was like recently,
I was like, I think I could fuck you up now, Bro.
He was like, you probably can. I was like, yeah, for
sure. If you tried that with the glasses match now beat you and it's
and that was the thing that's like with all that ship with my mom.
Was like, Bro, I am not fucking eight no more, like like
because because the way I'm ducking under that motherfucking I'm going right for your motherfucking
fact. Remember how Mark Wahlberg fucked up Victor Sweet, Remember how Bobby murder
any mother a kidney shot? That's me. Now, don't fuck with me,
Bro, I'm not that bitch no more. And I'm I'm hell of
a lot stronger than I used to be. Kidney shot. I was saying
that E c W was sucking themselves up, but I had been smartened up
by then. I beating you, Jack dog Whip. You said, I
used to love wrestling, but I left when Rock left. But I love
that for jelling me. Well, he back now pissing everybody off. He
said, flipping fences with one hand is crazy. My big gass now doing
doing noonies niggas off the off, off the garage to the grass. I
think I hot fences better than any nigga when I was growing up, with
the exception, I think I had every nigga beat that happened. Like I
was a pro at that ship. Yeah, it was I was like bro
who was training because because we didn't have YouTube back then, the Shadows brom
Now now now we've we've talked, we've talked about we go close the show
with this, but we've talked about this nigga. We've talked about this nigga
a lot, and like the ship that he used to do, and it's
like and it's not like it's one of those things where you know how like
kids exaggerated stories and ship, Like no, this is really a thing like
this nigga used to really do like actual ninja moves and ship and he was
so light on his feet and it's like, Bro, where the fuck did
you learn this ship? Because like I said, we didn't have YouTube back
then, so it wasn't like it was a fucking step by step tutorial for
this nigga to learn how to do a backflip super kick and all the ship.
They did have the movies on the weekend, he would jump like we
would all hang out and the basement and his sister house and he would jump
down the flight upstairs to get into the basement. And no, we wouldn't.
We would just turn around. He was just like, nobody, come
down the stairs. What you doing And it's a full flight like this nigga
wasn't like bro I might spring an ankle like. He didn't give a funk
about nothing, and he was sober back then. He's very durable. He
started to smoke away and all that you went down. Yeah, nigga heard
his stack working for Renais Center and never been the son twenty four used to
have the he fell down the stairs with a couch morning. That's klarmafall the
ship you spit us through? Yep, Yeah, yes, it is fucking
fucking hilarious because he's a terrible person now. But no, I don't know
if like, cause you know, you two people do that ship. I
don't know if the other nigga like lost his grip or some ship that nigga
fell down the stairs with the couch. It's not all right. So did
y'all want to see maliitegna hold on? Buffy said, my brother knocked my
tooth out when he did the leg move around my neck to flip me.
So no, the same the same nigga were talking about. He knocked my
tooth out and it still had the silver cap on it. Damn what our
roundhouse that we was. We used to do ship like play power Rangers and
ship. We was in the basement the round house. Uh, the Mounta
Ustlers house with Jake Jollenhall and Connor McGregor some Amazon pro take a look,
Uh the mounta Rustlers that got sucked up doing a power driver wrong. It's
proof that rustling may be predetermined, but it's real for sure. Hey,
like bro said, Ricky Steamboat getting d d T on that cement, Oh
real quick when I work. Then we withsa the janitor there used to be
the mass maarader. He was like the dude always came in and was the
mask dude. Our back was fucked up. He's LIKEDE. I couldn't do
that shit on my back, dudeing body parts. M hm. They have
a series on YouTube about jobbers who got their whole life messed up just putting
people over. She said. The way I'm astounded by what I could do
was crazy. Bree, it's not funny. Why am I laughing? Oh,
it's definitely funny, especially when you look at all the ship that Nigga
put us through, Like I'm I'm you know, I'm kind of mad that
it only fucked up his back. I feel like, Bro, shit,
he need a wheelchair. I feel like his whole life just went down.
I don't care he could still walk. I feel like that's too much for
him. He don't deserve that. He dropped me on my neck and everything.
I justike wrestling so bad. It was better than this. Nigga.
I told you he used to always because he's always been a wrestling fan,
and Bro used to always want to play wrestle. That was our thing.
But then the moment you do something to him, you start crying, and
now we're all in trouble. Let's play wrestle, Yeah, Dad, as
soon as the nigga, Now we all got to sit the fuck down.
We weren't even hitting hard. Nigga. You was hitting hard, and you
ain't like he used to do ship to you and you he didn't want nobody
to do ship back to him. That's why I hated him growing up,
Like that's my nigga now, but as a kid, he was really a
fuck nigga. Like dog used to just get the entire party shut down for
no reason, like, bro, we all having fun. She ain't going
your way, and now it's like, oh we gotta tantum m, Like
the ball pay no pizza is a bad do we have apple Titan? That
motherfucker? Bro, Like it's socks and pepperoni that's all you smell. Kill
not SOACKERNI. And I've heard tell from like the people who used to clean
the ball pits of the ship that they will find in there that's ridiculous.
But he said, I want to be folded and not die, but yeah
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