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Welcome back to the Final Quest for Confetence. That's right, The Final Quest
for Confidence does mean these adventures in necessarily over, but this is will be
the final that for these particular players and wonderful people. So let's meet these
wonderful peoples, not for the last time, just for this last time.
Judy Black, No, I am Judy Black, and I know how to
unmute myself when we're recording. Oh, I I'm Black and I'm right.
Dungeons and Dragons modules primarily My latest one is Voodoo Children, which is a
tabletop RPG version of the very first Bubba the Monster Hunter story of the same
name, where you can go monster hunting and to Tennessee and fight a jock
strap voodoo priest. Well, how do y'all? I am the one,
the only, the r e car and in this game, I play Hillda
Swington, the militant vegan druid who has a thing for pretty elf boys.
Unfortunately, when I am not chasing after moog face Eater or extolling the virtues
of vegetables, I write urban fantasy, science fiction, and even horror.
And my latest, the horror comedy The Final Girl Part two is out now
and I'm working on a super secret project with Emily which I'm literally just saying
to tease this other person in the lineup so we can go, what's that?
And I am Teresa Glover. In my non online time, I write
books and stuff sometimes when I can make words go. That doesn't always happen
as frequently as I would like, but there will be more coming eventually.
In the game, I am tren Karen, and I am trying to get
everybody into my downline because I have such fabulous opportunities to share. Hey everyone,
my name is Rick quil Terry and I play ook phrase Eater who also
loves pretty little elf boys, especially when they're skinned alive. In real life,
I write several series, including a Bill of the Dead Tone of Bill,
and by the time this podcast come out comes out, my latest should
be hitting the Shelves for War, a novel of porcine terror. Hey,
I'm Misty Massey. I'm the author of the Madchestral series of pirate fantasy adventures,
and in this our last quest, I'm playing the slick, seductive thief
on where Crow who wants to get in your pants for one thing or another.
He doesn't really care what, so you know, just stand still and
let him. Fuck you. Fuck you Mark. It is everybody's favorite A
and D super fan. It is I fuck you Mark. And in real
life I'm not real. Just through the record, Moo loves you, Mark
because you not elf that you don't speak very highly of you because the bar
is kind of like underground at this point. Just so you know, Hey,
everybody, welcome back again. I'm sure Steve on Funt I'm editing this
IMMK Gibson your DM for this last adventure. Writer of such books as the
Shadow Master series of Techno Master series, who cares by them? I need
the money. I want to send my skit kid to school. Moving on,
When last we left off, this ragtag group of fools somehow defeated all
the ghostly minotaurs, as you can tell by the screen every time a minotaur
died. A bloody cow hit the ground, splattering ari car a lot like
he'll got just Oh my god, how did we miss that? That's some
low hanging fruit and we missed it? God bless you. You know you
get it. If I was if this game was going on, i'd I
would give you like advantage or or something for the next thing. You know,
you get inspiration episode the finale Also Boltcocky works too. Mukake, Oh
I like that? So uh you actually managed to save on weird crow.
We're not totally sure why. Who used their amazing u rogue skills to open
the door? Went inside? You found this mystical gem sitting there, and
the moment you walked in, this paper clip on a parchment popped up says
hi, I'm Bondo. I'm here to help you make your one limited wish
per person. And that's where we left off. Bondo, the floating paper
clip with a parchment behind him looks around. You all look a little confused.
Is everybody okay? You? You did it? You made you the
center of the maze. Congratulations. Many people have made it, but you
you are fun to watch. So uh, would you all like to consider
maybe making some wishes. That's where you're here, right for the gem of
food Mark. Yes, yes, that's exactly why we're here. Yeah,
all right, geely quick question, do you guys want to stand around in
a uh this cesspool of cal viscera and this tiny room or try to go
someplace nice? Can we complate moves pool? How do you decide you're outvoted
for? Once? Moove? I have an unlimited supply of like butter like
leggings, so if we need to change, we can at any point,
so we can go wherever. Well, now we're here he he snaps his
non existent fingers, and you guys are like a little portal opens up you
all walk through. Now you're standing inside of this enchanted garden. It smells
wonderful of butterflies and lilacs and wonderful descents to move. It just smells like
the blood of his enemies everywhere, whatever your favorite thing happens to be,
that is what you're smelling. That's what you're taking in. And right above,
why is there still a cow? So you come to this? So
you come to this magical meadow smells in the you sense. Whatever it does,
it makes you the happiest and that this blue gem that came with you
starts to float around the screen and its zigs and zags. It zigs and
its zags. Then it just like the crystal thing from Star Trek. Oh
god, go Mook thinks he might wish for dead cows to follow. He'll
do around everywhere. Oh sweet Jesus, what is that? Then all of
a sudden it appears, and it unfolds and a head pops out, and
I'm getting a middle finger from a I thought I was doing something. Well,
fuck you too, you know what? Now now you get even bigger
there you go. You know, since I'm viewing this on a teeny tiny
bone screen, I thought that was a dandy DeVito at first. What kind
of hellish scrooge? I don't know. I hate to say it. I
am getting some serious penguin vibes from Riot Night and we're screams, but it
is not a girly scream. It was a madly screech, some manly scream
for our audio listeners only who are not on YouTube. GiB had about twenty
minutes to cobble together a token to represent our guest and friend, Fuck you
Mark, who is going to join us as the voice of the Gem of
Food Mark, and I may have just kind of grafted his head. I
stole from a picture of Facebook on top of a cute little animated character to
make an horrible abomination of a gem and man melded together. Check us out
on YouTube. You ask him, it's his fucking photo. You couldn't,
you couldn't. You couldn't grab the jeck gun Hide photo from Halloween two years
ago. No no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh that is your top hat. Yes, that is my actual top hat.
I didn't mean to insult your Abraham Lincoln fashions. As the gem unfolds
in, the head pops out and says, what's is the gem? Say
Mark, hey, bindo, where did these jokers come from? Hey,
buddy, Well they made it to the center of the maze. You know,
the gods have put us here and blah blah blah blah blah. Well
they made it here, and all they have to do is touch you in
your special spot and each one of gets a limited wish, just like the
last group. Remember what we did to them, Yeah that was that was
fun. Or the one before that where I got you, Yeah, that's
true. Knowing Hey, I'm here to make things better, isn't that right?
Whatever you say, someone wished that abomination into existence? No, I
wished for an assistant? Yeah, no, not intentionally wish spells never do
what you wants him to. I'm starting to see that someone might have said,
I wish there was an easier way we could do this, and I
appear out of nowhere. I'm sentient and hungry. What do you eat?
I hope it's a plant based diet, mister clippy, I don't know.
I haven't eat anything yet. Let's not feed him and find out. How
many times do I have to remind you we have no earthly wants. Everything
is fine, We do our job. We don't have to deal with it.
Well, no, we do have to deal with idiots anyway. So
wishes wishes, right, wishes wishes? Yes, that makes sense. One
is rock, one a stupid paper clip, and one is there. You
know they're hidden somewhere. Am I missing something? It just feels like this
is missing scissors with the paper and the rock. What do they do in
the applivate time is none of our business. I mean, I do have
a fully nutrient complete shake, and it's an entire program you could fit a
week's worth of food into one little pouch, and I mean it's fantastic.
There are different flavors. They certainly do not taste like chalk. She's one
of those, isn't she. Yes, I've been watching since they came into
the maze and it has been a blast. My favorite parts on this cows
gooped all over them. Yeah, I think I missed that part. See,
I wish I got the video down here. I don't get to see
any of the beautiful images that you gets. No, No, we don't
use the W word until we're ready. I assume it's the usual. You
can't you know what? For more? You know what? I don't even
want to say a word. Now you can try tell them about it,
Mark, Why why do you have the memories that I have? Why do
you remember everything that I remember? I've just was I was once one of
you. I was an adventurer. I don't know how long ago that was.
I don't remember that far back. But I did w for more ws
and this this all of this, Oh, oh, no, classic mistake.
I'm the only saw you at them. I mean that just seems like
you just picked the wrong opportunity. But I have others. I like the
sexy human, the French one not so much. The elf could be fun.
The half work needs less less blood. Can we do something about that,
Bindo, I think we can look starts looking at Hilda. So you
said you're a plant based diet, right, and fangs begin to grow from
Bondo's teeth. I'm fucking with you know we're fine, but for real,
don't fuck with this anyway. Who like to make the first wish? Everyone
looks at Moo. Yeah, everyone move. Moog will let others go first
because Moog has something special planned. I mean, I feel like the responsible
choice would be for someone you know, reasonable to bat clean up on these
wishes, because I have a feeling this is gonna go badly. No no,
no looking out for your best interest that what happens. You don't do
a w you don't make a w you don't get to leave until you w
it is. It is awfully lonely here with just you know that you could
stay. You could, it'd be nice, like what, by the way,
what brought you here? Anyway? Because I heard I got to see
what you guys are doing and listen to what you guys are doing. But
I don't know why you gain, particularly that that one group of adventures who
lives down the hill. They send people up here all the time, like,
so, lets me consult my notes by candlelight cash. Bring dead daughter
back to life. Yeah you're not. She's sleeping, sleeping's mostly dead.
Well it's good because, as the rules typically go, I cannot bring the
dead back to life, at least not the way your little French friend can.
Yes. No, no, you can't take away someone's autonomy. You
can't make somebody fall in love with you. You can't bring somebody back from
the dead. You can't kill somebody. That one is legal, believe it
or not. You can't kill smith you want them dead. You can't express
love, but you can. Murder is much easier as in love. You
can't make someone love you. I can make someone lust for you, though,
Well that is true. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that that's not
bad. I mean, well, that's we have to check the rule book
on that one. Well, wouldn't it just be a chemical increase in someone's
body. We can if someone already has those feelings, we can mag but
we could Spanish fly them if they already have the Holy juice in their pants.
But otherwise no, I think his daughter is poisoned and won't wake up.
In a sage from candle Keep said the gym was the only cure.
Somebody has to be boring enough to use their W to do the right thing
and cure the incurable poison in the mayor's daughter. If we were truly good
hearted people, what are they going to do to us if we don't,
probably use their tremendous wealth and influence to hunt us down and kill us like
dogs. Sounds fun for them to fly, That is true. I mean
when the daughter went to sleep, I did lose a if you're very valuable
member of my team, so I could. So it sounds like you want
to use your W to restore your downstream hold. Obviously move not a W
word, but can we ask questions before we get to w's here questions are
free go for it. So as far as the W go, is it
just us who make it? Or if we bring Jim back to mayor,
amer can make one? Two? Oh, you can bring that. You
can bring us back one If you has to wish is to leave with the
with with market no matter what. Somebody has to be a sucker is what
you're saying, yes, I would love to get out of here, Please
make that W. I would be perfectly content to sit in the sexy human's
pocket for the rest of eternity. Moough will volunteer. I am not going
in the Alps ass where white by stupid rock thing move would show you there.
Even Bondo looks at you and that one like, uh, I don't
think he meant that there was a bard. There was a barred elf that
came through at one point, and his W word was to carry me around
in his ass. Now that is true. Granted it was a it was
a fantastical experience for a while. My favorite part was when you didn't specify
at what size, so he went in one size, came out of full
size. There's pieces of in the trees. Look around somewhere on the wind.
You can hear him hooting stills. Wow, elves can be dumb.
But see, I don't really trust Moog's w to be that same that way,
Yeah, okay, saying yes that that's a that's a W. Instead
that you drown on your own oils. You have us. See that won't
happen because they're good for me and they're going to enhance my health. Moog
understands the value of run on sentences. Yes, but Moog, really would
you waste a w for something you could do on a Sunday afternoon with a
little bit of time? Probably calm? I mean, obviously you just need
a little more exposure to the oils because you you definitely have rage issues,
Moog. A little lavender will calm you down. A little camo meal,
you'll be fine. A meadow tato moo calm. All of you still breathing
that pretty calm from Moog. That's fair, Bindo, you found a good
group this time. I don't know how I do it. Every time my
favorites when the ghost cows chase them around, and this one wouldn't help that
one, and that one would told that one. The other one was like,
oh my god, what have I even died? It was one of
their little stinking moods. Have suggestion, let's hear it. I fear this.
All of us draw sticks. Draw sticks, and by sticks, I
mean rolled the dice to determine an order of wishes. Otherwise we sit here
all night with what are you making with wishes? Disturbingly logical? Has something
been happening? Did you do something to moog? Did you don't lie?
Move technically have like above average intelligence and it just move does not like speaking
your language? Move not them. It's the moocake. Put him in a
good mood. You drown a man in enough blood and he suddenly becomes reasonable.
Let's do it because now I went on anything through random Oh hell uh
yeah, so I'm I'm rolling a physical dice because I'll type it down.
Okay, thank you. We should we should decide which what denomination we're gonna
roll a D twenty. Yeah, I'll just rolling D twenty And okay,
here's the thing, now, real fast before we start. Your dexterity means
nothing in this moment. It's not about who wished the fastest. So we
have to come across a common trait that you can either roll like maybe intelligence
or flat D twenty twenty. That's that's why that's what I said, Like
you know, draw draw sticks per pure representation in the game is imagine.
Okay, so I don't know if it's gonna lie because you're not hitting initiative.
I'm gonna put you in one at a time and add it in.
So who don't well, Teresa goes first. Sorry to pull it up to
make it work. Well, you're going first. I have rolled. I'm
not sure I want mood going last. But the loh boy, we took
it to the fates. What did What did you roll, Gigi? Or
what stick did you draw in the dark? Oh Gimby, did you want
to roll for me or you want me to do a physical I would do
it for you if you would just want to hear if you if you trust
you, just tell me what you rolled and I'll put in there. I
got a seventeen. Gary gets a seven because along with you and we did
and there is a soul in there and it wants its turn. As we
established when we lost my Dame qui U, there is a soul in there.
That's soul desperately, desperately as side eyeing that necromancer as much as possible.
What damp. I've taken good care of him. I remember the last
zombie that came through. That was fun. And then there is one more
I have to add. All of you hear this stomping sound. It's angry,
it's not happy as let's just move Georgina the bailiff shows up. Move
thought her dead, not everyone who is dead. Move you. I got
eaten by a fresh water leviathan A gat did it come for me? I
had to fight? Fuck you, I'm the you guys are gonna make a
bet. You're gonna go back to the guy who's got the bill of sale
me. I've got the proof of you all made a bet, but fuck
all one of you. I'm getting my goddamn's wishes as well. So nice
to see you too, Georgie. How how are you, dear? You
are the nice one. I like you. That's okay. Trink. Karen's
gonna flip through her little bag of tricks and see if she can find something
calming to sprits on Georgina and also to get the leviath and stench off of
her, because stinky and it is unpleasant. It is unpleasant, all right.
So at the top of the order, drink Karen, it's your time
to make a wish. Oh the things that I could wish for, I
mean there there there are so many. I am not actively making the w
at this moment, but like I could w t be at the very top
of all of my income stream opportunity streams, I could w too have all
of these f bondo will bindo, will bind It will remind you limited wish.
We can't affect the world, We can't affect the cosmos. Just just
keep in mind these wishes are Yeah, you might help the world. That
just affects me. I mean that affects my fabulous sales ability and knowledge and
the education of those in my down line. And speaking of downline, I
could w to have all of these fine people in my down line. And
oh my god, can you imagine how Moog would be selling butter soft leggings
to people before he skinned them. It would be amazing. Google remind you
that oil burns. If you're about to take somebody's flesh off, wouldn't you
want to offer them the opportunity to buy something softer than the flesh that he's
going to remove. I mean, that would be that would be phenomenal.
Or or you know, we could just wish ourselves out of here and go
back to the mayor because he owes me money. He definitely owes me,
yes, and his daughter is on your down line, Yes she is,
so I guess I think the most logical I can hold on in the dark,
Lord Lord Aluisi the mar albrick. Yeah, yeah, that that.
Yeah, I just gotta hold my candle up to the paper. Hold on,
I was, I just couldn't find it as fast. It's in marble.
Yeah, mook saying time to buy flashlight. She's on fire goodness,
fire resistant. She should be. She will be the next Madame. So
I I think I think the only thing that I can really do and feel
good about myself and about what affects this W could have is to wish me
and my crew back to the original town to Mayor Aloisis as promised with the
gym. With the gym, thank you stand by to stand by. I've
got to pull everybody together, h Gail, you did not get to meet
them, Lord, they a good pleat well, I mean, you know,
the cleric does actually have to kind of live up to promises at some
point, as long as they're not part of her MLA am. I guess
now I have to shrink everything back downs. I made it all these people
huge second, well, now where they're all enormous phenomenal regional powers pulse.
Are we gonna march through Tokyo? That would be a fun W march through
Actually this might be fun. Hang on, here o, Lord, I've
got an idea. I love it when we're gonna have fun. Oh,
dear, ideas are so dangerous. They are. When I copied everybody over
based on the size ratio, I just kind of dropped you in on the
map, which is kind of what would peer. And the giant Fu Mark
has crushed the Lord. Here's I'll just move for a second. Here's everybody
just crushed to death underneath it the Lord, the retainers, uh it's two
right hand guards, and I'm assume there's enough blood in vistor that these these
first couple of uh uh guards are now pulverized as well due the debris of
nothing else. So I'm just gonna move then. Yeah, so that was
absolutely wonderful, Oh because perfect first wish just came in, like and now
Fu Mark is basically sitting upon the throne as is so well crap, So
that was your wish. Congratulations, We're back here to in front of the
Lord, or well what's left of them. There's pieces there, there's pieces
there. Excuse me, hey, guards, you might want to leave.
Things are going to get crazy unless you guys want to wishes to stick around.
I mean, I feel like I need to go back through my training
information because I've never dealt with anything like this before. I'm fairly certain there's
not an appendix for this in your book, but there's an appendix over there.
I think that's actually a spleen. It's a little more tender off the
side of the wall. These guys got crushed by the power, so they
are laying down. He never said we didn't have to kill him. He
just wanted his daughter saved, So technically speaking, I mean, YEH likes
this ending. One of the guards just looking at you guys, looking at
the giant crystal human hybrid. H looks back around. It's like, uh,
he wasn't. That's not his daughter. He's just a guy that was
just trying to like turn like adopters who could get her power. She is
the process. That's why there was a whole subplot about like a shape she
and stuff and we didn't care. Thank you for confirming. Are we going
to die? Because but Bindo is looking at this one guy and like a
tongue comes out. He's licking his locking his bottom like metal liphole. Not
a few leaves now, Yeah, the nice lesbian stold us about Za Doppel
gang gea. Wow, nothing quite like some nice lesbian. Mhm, Hi
lesbians, that's where the scissors are. Yes, that's some Georgina's mummy.
Where's that lady? That's true. I was taught to tell you the entire
time, but you would not listen to me. I don't know why,
but I just followed. We will solve the problem. Let's move on.
Moog will turn two guards and be like run, or Moog will consider using
Moog's w to drop rocks on all of you. His wife not get paid
enough. He's not kidding. You should probably just run. Uh, they're
on the maps portion that's paying. So just consider that this room is clearing
out. So but they're like sound the alarm, sound the alarm, and
they're running those There are some loyalists. The one guy who raised his hand
looked around like, I'm in it. Can I hang out with you?
I should not have said that, Can I hang here? All the rest
of the guards will leaving, except for the one stay if you want.
We're not responsible for what happens to you, though, if that is your
wish. Wait eight a minute, my what I know what this guy was
going for. I'm not stupid, but he's gonna hang back by you guys,
all these guys at the bottom map, consider them just gone for now.
Actually I don't want to. Yeah, oh, ship control Z fix
that. There we go, okay, Uh, I believe it's your turn.
I wish to be back at my husband's side in the underworld of the
morning Woods. You want to confirm by by by your husband's side in one
of my books, I know, so repeat that again. I'll be back
by my husband's side in the elder woods, in under underworld of the Mourning
Woods. Morning Wood got it? Uh? Here was it? S all
right? Bindo, Binda, Well, so many dicks got it. Bindo
comes up to the next to Foo Mark like, how are you gonna play
this one? You know? I mean they did, they did free you.
My first thought is by her husband's side. Great, his side stays
there and the rest of them comes here, so they trade places. That's
my thought. Yes, that does that does pose. I don't remember her
is her husband. I don't know if she is he alive? I mean
he's well. Now that I'm here and around them, I'm picking up more
of their memories and thoughts too. That is true. That is true.
There is intent she because she she didn't let's bring her in laws here.
We sent her to her in laws and bring the husband here. They just
swapped places. Hm hmmm, well they okay. Normally I would say all
about it, this is this is the Bards and the all over again.
But they don't get you free mm hmmm. And she is a little on
the cute side. Hm. I don't think we know. I think we
can screw the others. I think we can let this one slide this tail.
Hey, Gigi, give us a persuasion roll. Okay. I don't
know what my persuasion is because I don't have my sheet. I think it's
a two seventeen plus two nine. I'll tell you. I'll tell you.
I'll tell you what your persuasion is. I could see your character shot one
second. Okay, I rolled the seventeen. That's pretty good. This is
so silly, rolling dice five candle knights. Fading is by mood that hope
which goes so bad. She is like that. You can tell them.
I'm an anime. Wee regional cosmic powers grants your witch just all right,
persuasion, no, gig Gigi, Okay, your persuasion is plus five Ding
dong. How cool. Look, I know I'm intelligent that I was somewhat
charismatic, but I don't use no it's so that's that is a twenty two
so uh and the Sailor song it beats the five I just rolled. I
now, okay, So for for Judy, how how good bad do you
want this? Because I know you're writing a story in your head with your
husband. You want to write some stuff down. So I had a p
I had talked to Mark on the off thing about this, and we said
something when we came up this idea like where you lady hawk this you get
to see by your husband's side, but you never said for how long?
So you get to go like like for like fifteen minutes a day or an
hour a day or something like that. So it's like there is a tragic
beauty to youeling get appeared to something like hey, we got we got time
for four plate just get the pants off go. We only got you know,
so yeah, we can't do the whole persephone thing. Not half a
year, no, right right right. Their whole plan is as soon as
they reunite, they're gonna go and burn and pillage the country. That they're
in right, right right. I mean you're going to pillage like an hour
a day, two hours a day, I think so. All right,
So food Mark, I'm gonna give you a suggestion, and I'm gonna throw
it up to you because you're a guest today. I would say something.
I would say something to the effect of it. It varies on the moon,
so it waxes and wanes like a full moon longer, new moon shorter,
something to that effect. Thoughts, you will gain you will gain an
hour a day with your love up to six hours on the full moon,
but you will lose an hour a day with your love until the new moon.
Okay, maybe there's something that we can kill some people and get some
souls invested in there. He gets some bonus time will work it out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we could use this. We could use the
recharge on the soul batteries. You know. Oh, I have zero problems
with that. There is a lovely kingdom nearby, and we have so many
plans for what we would do with them. All Right, your limited wish
is granted, and uh go hang out and poof, you're gone. You're
gonna pop back and forth from time to time it's not permanent because you never
wish for permanence, so to always be my husband's son. So blew the
candle out, so we'll put I'm gonna put Jiji down here in the corner.
But Judy, please stay with us. Okay. I am Hilda find
No. I feel so good about that one. I really do. I
really do. I like how your owner from of the great and powerful odds
this kind of works out. So I suppose I am a woman of honor,
and because I can't have what I truly desire, I would like Gary
raises his hand. I mean, you can look like that anyway. Remember,
lust is still on the table. That is true. That is very
tempting lust like are we talking real like intense lust or just like, oh
I watched you know, someone in a bath house and got a little tingly
and might do something later with my with my my phenomenal regional powers. I
do have a sense of of what lurks inside an individual, and it would
be lust equivalent to the bloodlust for pointy eared creatures. You do realize I
technically have pointy ears, right, yeah, yes, but the bloodlust does
not extend to one's own internal species except at one week a month. Do
you take great pleasure in twisting the ws of others into something literal and painful
and hilarious? Absolutely not. The gem vibrates up and down down Bondo's eyes
kind of spinning a sort of like, uh, he's a human head on
a sack of gems, Like like yeah, like dum how else is he
going to get his rocks off? Be surprised? Two for honor, but
dumpty? Do I go for lust? Or do I go for honor?
Spirits of nature guide me? A dead cow falls on you. I also
sense within you there is there is, there's some deeper hunger with your lust
and and regional powers limitations. Lust and hunger can be satisfied in turn,
you know, the turning of a spit, as it were. You just
have to decide which you would want first. And murder is low of course.
Yeah, someone did leave me die, someone did get killed before you.
The mood has a nice ass and gets away with it. No has
got a nice ass as disappointing as I'm going to choose honor you honor?
I want the lust man, Okay, what do you think I'm going to
wish for? Of course I would like to wish for the princess to have
her poison cured safely and permanently. Thank you well, since she said I'd
like to wish for that, your wish is granted. You can like all
you want. Phenomenal regional powers granted. Oh by o boy, over and
over that runs through your head. I would really like to do this.
Please, somebody wish for my death. No cat, no cat, no
piro cat, no piro cat food mark. Do you have any objections with
this one? I mean, you're the powerhouse behind this. I just I'm
just helping to facilitate find. No. I love it when they don't listen
to themselves. Yes, that is a granted wish. You may like all
you want. You could have licked all you wanted, but you chose like,
oh boy after me. I feel like this is personal, find.
I think we should give the half work a little a little something. The
smell, you know, the smell uh elf flesh roasting, you know,
a nice a nice heart, a nice a nice haunch of elf. You
know, just just they smell you grassy. I think there's one humans.
Hey, go get one of those guards. Hey, you guard guy,
go get one of your friends, bring them in here me Ted, you
know. Ted? The guard says like yeah you okay, the guard the
car, good old Ted. He's in the turn order. He just if
you if you extend the turn order along, he's in there, map.
Ted the guard is gonna go and run off. So Ted the guard is
going to do dot. He's gonna run out of the room and just go
grab somebody because he a giant fucking crystal god and his talking parchment bondage things
says go do this, and like okay, so he is doing that.
Whatever keeps you from getting eaten. Yep, I believe that would be unwre
crew. You are next, ah, the sexy one. That's that's exactly
who it is. Yes, I have a quest a clarification. When you
were speaking of lust earlier, you said blood lust. So physical sexual lust
is off the table. Oh absolutely not. But you are completely full of
that. I don't know as we could add anything more to that for you.
I would allow to add that if I may time out. Uh.
In real word, this is a game, so if the someone already has
physical lusts, we can magnify that you can't like perform like make have sex
with me juice on somebody like against their wishes. So if they already have
have the lust, you can enhance that lust. Oh well, that's no
fun. Oh, I understand. I don't want to take even It's like
if there's another world, if it's if it's an NPC, you you deal
with that in the fall of from the fans as you see fit. If
it's a PC, I cannot make them want to have the bone down,
the no pants dance with you. I will do that to another player.
It wasn't for me. Oh, the lusty, the lusty, the lusty
human has some good ideas. I think we should hear him out. Okay,
let's hear it out. I I just I'm fond of chaos. I
think chaos is fun and there's so much that can be done when when the
world is crazy around you. And so I don't find a problem with causing
a little bit of chaos every now and then. And and you know,
I I did not against my will. I did not mean to, but
I did cause poor Hilda harm earlier, left her nearly she was nearly dead.
And I still do feel bad that that I was responsible for that.
And so I thought, what could I do to help Hilda feel better,
and there's only one thing she really really wants, but that's PC. So
Mug will consider asking for world small as violin, Oh beautiful. I was
just thinking that it might be might be nice of me, as a gesture
of conciliation, to perhaps ask that Moog see Hilda the way Hilda has always
wanted him to, like stupid vegetarian half face orc. You know, the
way Hilda wants him to, So please please phrase it in the form of
a W word. Okay, I wish that Moog I would see Hilda the
way Hilda wants him to. Oah baby, Okay, let's let's spell this
one out. Friends, family, friends, o friends, romans, countrymen.
Lend me your boners. Have you ever seen a completely naked half orc
before? No, no, me or me or her anyone. I apparently
I have the internets. Okay, I have Internet and time on my hands,
literally a lot of people naked, so work. All right, So
you want Moog to see Hilda the way Hilda sees Moog? No I might
see Hilda the way Hilda wants him to see her. All right, I'm
gonna need Rachel to clarify. How do you want Moog. You saw it
in the There was the dream sequence too, the Happy Princess ball like Labyrinth
Dance, Labyrinth Dance Team basically. Well, okay, so I would say
that your clothes starts change and that whole scene starts to play itself out dark
beating the beast style, stupid dressed mood. You have this irresistible urge to
dance. Uh. Your clothes have now changed all your your armor is gone,
your weapons have disappeared. You are now in a formal attire. Orphan
splitter is not here now. Uh. Fortunately, move can summon an orphan
splitter from anywhere on plane of existence. Move something orphan splitter unless it's in
a pocket to mention, unless it's in a pocket to mention that is not
on the same plane of existence. Uh okay. So are you trying to
infer lust in this wish that Moog sees the lust that she sees, because
I think that's obvious. Again, I'm trying to be very clear with this
wish. Mm hmm. I feel that I was very clear with this wish.
I feel you are abuse as fuck on purpose. Ah. Did I
mention that I've been playing D and D since the eighties. Yes, but
fair enough, misty massy, but passmug is on your crow is also a
rogue in kg as fuck right right now. If you if you wish the
entire like town to get into like a like a rum springer like or done
easy, it'll be fun Usa out there. But I've made this so okay.
So here's the thing on wear is going from the point of view of
seeing the way Hilda has behaved all this time like I'm moved out, got
it? Yeah, And so that's what he assumes that Hilda wants from Mood
from what she has said and the way she has behaved. That is the
kind of thing that she that he assumed she wants from mook okay, and
she wants moved to see because the wishes on moog right, So spell out
what it is you want Rick to see and Rick will role play as necessary.
Well, the clothes are changing and this ball and like orchestra starts to
play in the Swell and Beauty and the Beast music, but it's all dark
and gothic Judy Black Stars doing another song. You know, I got a
couple of I can go to. So please explain to Rick how it is
that you want him to role play this moment, and Rick, I'm not
gonna take your agency away, but I will enforce the role play aspect.
Okay, well then what I what I have observed over time is that Hilda
wants Moog to look at her and think she is the ultimate dream, that
she is the romantic partner, she is the one he has always wanted.
So thus I would be covered in blood with a huge axe, screaming,
holding the head, holding the head, holding the severed head of an elf.
Oh that's not bad. Okay, So Moog, remember that night you
had about the family, about like the thre like my little little Leavitts and
Mugling's, you know, and all that stuff. Yeah, well it's it's
the opposite of that. Now, it's like instead of like they're the Martini
and yes, dear, it's like I've got this severed like a host of
severed elf baby heads right here for you, dripping blood, all that stuff.
It is everything Moog has ever thought of person could be like, no
one has ever rivaled your hatred for elves until this moment. It's mooksi haf
orcan in new light, Mook have proposition you marry Moog, have Mook's children
and stay at home and make mook sandwiches while Moo goes out and does what
Mook does. What the fuck? As reward, Move will occasionally bend you
over table and give you the running you deserve. In fact, if you
wish, we'll do it right now in front of friends. Ted the guard
walks back in with a human to eat like what bring move bog table table
Move wishes to bend over? Uh? Ted the guard comes in as far
as momon tables as Moog wishes with a human. He has a bound human
bound human guard that he caught. I know you want to eat this guy.
I never liked too much anyway, I'll push him the middle of the
table. Here you go, the music still playing. By the way,
humans relent, you know that right, I'm now totally plant based. The
music is still playing. Get into that darts the human meat, Bino and
Markers have popcorn out of nowhere to see where this fucking goes can a can
on. We're walking over and share the popcorn and I'm not coming for indigestion
in my bag. Have log of meat for half face. Yeah, let's
get through the w's of everyone is not moos not bathed in weeks. But
that's okay. It just seals in flavor where dreams come true. Hill though,
Well, he's the tables on the screen. We're gonna push some smaller
ones to get like like, iw you go onto a restaurant, we can
make it an eight percon seating size if we need it. So it's an
eight top like it's a comfy table for oh without a doubt. Yeah yah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I mean the girl's gotta
have her some standard yeah, of course, of course, and don't worry.
Move know how to be romantic. Move not believe in two pumps and
a tickle. No move do it the Orc way too. Pumps and punching
face back in the head. It's a donkey punch of the back of my
head. So if this is gonna go down, move, I would like
you to roll a constitution saving throat to see how long you last. Sorry,
fans, I know this turn of made a turn. Everything is sort
of consensual, I think, because so we expected this move. Move needs
to get to work, so that's half face or can start pumping up move
babies as she stays at home. It does move laundry out, watches,
dishes, scout and stay in move kitchen. We're halfway belong. Yeah.
You know what, I've realized. I think I actually prefer actual elf men.
There's a reason I left the ORC community. You know it's not you.
I mean, yeah, I mean I really love to taste your filthy
man sausage and get plowed like a ripe field over this table. But we
need to finish the w's first. Yeah, all right, Google, save
dripping man sausage for later. We'll label that literally even buy oils from oil
person and and slather moves manhood with them, and we're text out of and
we're takes out a hanky and dabs his eyes and says it's a love story.
I don't know if I have anything that will. Do you have an
oil for Yeah? That means let me let me look at like a gone
and your kid. Let let me look up in the recipe book of tricks
here and see what I can do for you, because that's a challenge on
my industrial strength. Magma be gone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, give
me a few minutes. The worst words we should dog will even do customary
foreplay first, bring in dead horse and then you can beat it, because
I think that is going to burn yours pretty severely. So Ted the guard
after this conversation, kind of walks up to food Mark and binds like,
I just want to be the new lord of this realm. That's all I
wish. I wish I was the new lord of this realm, and just
like that, he is squished under my brain. Nice. I was expecting
no less. I was expecting no less. I was trying to get him
out of the way. I was debating, do I do that or I'd
actually try to wish the princess free. Georgina, who's next after that?
Sees what it happened after whispering that into the guy's ears, says, got
it all right, I wish the princess was no longer under the sleeping curse
and she was free, and then backs the fuck away. One of them
is going to actually do the job. Let it be the NVC tried to
do the job and I got caught. Yeah, fucked it up, didn't
it, Lessie? Yeah? But I tried. Okay, and now I'm
gonna get a red hot dick from an angry helf man. That's the princess
to be free, right, no longer under the sleeping spell, or free
of the sleeping spell. Just free of the sleeping spell. No you said
free of the sleeping spell. No you said no longer under the sleeping spell
and free free. That's but that's what I heard. Yeah, sure,
that's fine. I think it's the princess. I think the princess appears in
the hall in rags as a commoner, no longer bound by the duties of
a royal. That sounds free to me. She's alive, oh free,
no, truly free. She's naked, because being nude is total freedom.
Well, come join the move. I think the back she's just dressed as
a commoner. The princess is like Georgina will like take off her cloak and
wrap it around her. It's like, don't lordy, you didn't want this
job anyway. I've got a whole sisterhood in the woods. I'll take care
of you. Goodbye, everybody, Lesbians, Yes, join the nice lesbians
in the wood. You trend. Karen's gonna chase after Rosalind Roslin. We
need to talk about your your your your average individual sales because we need to
get that average sales order up. I was kind of dead. Okay,
Uh, it's okay, it's okay. The next level, we just have
to keep you there and maintain yours because this is gonna work together, and
they'll just kind of wander off together. And she Georgina's giving you the dirty
eye, like give her a god damn minutes, a breede woman. All
next and liant Is is Gary and ah, Gary goes up and he lets
out of very Hore basically wishes I wish to forever hunt h Oh by his
He's like, he's a zombie, so he can't. He's implying he wants
to be alive and hunt, but a revenant hunt a death. He just
wants to forever be bounded so we can hunt her till the end of her
days. I am a mallied woman yelling he didn't sing me, he didn't
say catch so so so many, so, so many ways to interpret hunt
hm. He's a zombie doing it as you will. I'm also like said,
if you wants to write a story now, one of her own creations
is hunting her forever. I just wanted to like give that story opportunity to
another writer. Here you go have fun. Otherwise, care Judy what would
you like to be hunted by fu? Marc will give you give it?
You know what. There's a there's a snap, and Gigi appears back in
the room. Hold On, I'm trying to find one of my books by
candlelight. Hold On, Fuck? What was it? I have very little
entertainment anymore. You remember what was the thing? That's not a helpful question.
It was not at all in any way I or form. I don't.
I don't know I could do that. That crosses property line. A
thing that they are dealing with, the druids, the guy who incinerated himself
and was showing up repeatedly as the monster thing that I thought, what was
that? The guy, the creature, the monster. Oh, you're not
talking to us. It was like, I have no idea. The disembodied
roommate in the darkness, my roommate here was in one of my D and
D games. Oh no, So there's this creature in D and D that
I cannot think of the name of it. And it basically if it dies,
it will respawn in like a two D four period of time to continue
whatever it's right, Oh shitting was and I can't It's not a shadow walker
those are very different, but it's a similar, right. I thought it
was one of those types of revidence, but I can't remember. I'm suddenly
seeing I am suddenly seeing a corgy sized owl bear. That'll be fun with
mange. Mmm, does it speak Spanish like all owl bears Martuguese? Oh,
one of the regional ones. I like it. Then my regional my
cosmic regional powers. Gary, good hunting. It goes right for's ankles and
there's a snap and Gigi is gone again and Gary is still standing there looking
stupid, not even yeah, get good luck with them little tiny legs idiots
two middle fingers to the sky flat and the little potato. But yeah,
good luck, buddy, Gary. Haul's ass out of this room. Going
to find a way to hunt you down. Gary, the undead, corky
sized Albert is coming for your ass. Well, he can die and come
into the underworld, zombie sized Awlbert that I now bonded to you as long
as you exist, it exists. Okay, and last but not least,
see your face eater. Ah Well, I guess move should get this over
with so we can begin our meeting. Oh, by the way, there
are many open sores on moves on, moove sausage. Hope that not a
problem. Like he takes down his pants like this elevant like hairless thrust bucket
and it's just a knobby log. It is just we can help it.
And the blood of my enemies and remember, so we can move on from
this. Moog wishes gem of food mark was destroyed forever. So that gem
of fud mark shuts up. Oh and that former princess is killed by ensuing
shrapnel. Bono Bondo looks over like, hey man, this is the end
of all your This is like the end of like all your suffering, you
know. Yeah, And I get to take everybody in the room out with
me. No just princess, no, no, no no. And you
wish that she definitely died from shrapnel, but shrapnel effects everybody who can't make
a saving throw. I'm gonna say, I'm I hear that, I'm starting
running for the door. That sounds like a very good all right, So
here's what I'm gonna do. One second. This is actually pretty damn good.
So here's what we're gonna base. Don't move, See where everybody's standing,
drawl where is the no I don't want to line I want the coon
here we go coon there? Ago So from food mark straight down? Okay,
so he has the explodes from his eye. Gis not in the room.
Everybody else is the only people behind covers to ye? Yeah so Georgie.
So it's just on your Hilda and Moog and the only one behind any
kind of coverts moment is Moog. Wait isn't Moog over Hilda getting ready to
Yeah? Yeah, there there was a moving of tables. That is true.
I think Kilda. I think Hilda has some cover. It's out cover.
But hope half faced Or survives. But if half face Or doesn't,
Moog okay with that scenario too. All right, So in an explosion of
cosmic power, an explosion of cosmic power, what kind of save is that?
Well, we're gonna find Well, it's gonna be deck stirty saving throw
it because this is a bomb going off. Yep, save deck save.
And I know what the DC is. I've already rolled in. Okay,
Uh, do you have your dice? You want to do or I have
dice. It's a fourteen, So DC fourteen. Let's see him, let's
see you beat it in hell move get a fourteen? Yeah, so half
damage. Yep, pulled up one of like Hilda's ask cheeks missing on or
crow. And the thing is, I'm Weir has got the one thing,
so you can just ignore all the damage. Yeah, I just kind of
you just kind of hit the deck and so move up, must fill the
house cover and gets advantage. Well, no, I think at this point
it does. Well I don't know, because it looks like Moog pulled Hilda
up like you was Kilda became moving shield. Yes, oh, let me
see those dice, mister Mark, what do we got? It's the fourteen
fourteen damage? Uh no, hang on, what do we what are we
thinking for damage from? Cause that's what I was gonna say. Uh well,
I've done in the past where it's equivalent to the amounts of dynamite,
So it's a d six per pack of dynamites. So how many sticks of
dynamite is going are going off? God, that's a really good question.
Or we can just do a fireball like level five might be easier to just
yeah, fireball level five? All right, they give me a quick second
and pull up those stats. Eight, gi me a new fireball? Do
is it me? A new firebaff the top of their head. I think
it's sixty six at level three, so it'd be eight D six at level
five. Don't worry, face or when you go to andrak Google, make
sure you go with smile if I remember, right, but if you're gonna
go, at least she went out doing something she loved or someone she loved.
All right, So it's eight D six at level three. So yeah,
so it's ten D six ten D six, Okay, give on me
a second. I can roll here. Well, I can roll it just
as Eazy Slash roll ten D six and done thirty five damage. Yeah,
and I rolled to thirty three, so I will go with yours. I
like the thirty five better thirty five damage on weird Uh dodges all of that.
Mood gets half of that. So we're gonna call that seventeen. Uh.
Yeah, we haven't had a long rest, have we We have not.
I thought that we got all healed up because we leveled up, but
I could be wrong. That is correct, you did level up. That's
what I didn't do. So fgment goes rocketing down the hallway, Justice dream
Care is like, so all you have to do is once you get on
the down, like and this explosion the back of the head, out the
face. Yep, we're not gonna blast coding trine Care doesn't even stop mid
speech about the down line. Okay, a little bit of peppermintalll fix that
right up. You're not a face, but I can work with this.
Two steps before it's got frannsnset a little sacred frank concense will be fine.
And then the echo of the explosion. You hear Finally I don't have to
deal with that clippy bastard ever a year. Well, I'm still here.
Who was a party? Why is it so hot? Half day? Short?
Move will point out something really hot? Now you have extra holes.
Okay, I have to do it. God damn it. There's a beautiful
cemetery, Filda being put off and Moog chasing Hilda, and I kind of
love it. I'm still alive because because we got we leveled up. And
as the sun sets on the Quest for competence, Uh, there's a throne
room covered in shrapnel, blood, viscera. Uh. Look what looks appeared
to be using dick lesions and smells like move and it smells like Moose's balls,
which the leather pants were soaked those juices. Uh, there's a dead
prince. There's a dead princess down the hall. Uh, one giant talking
paper clip on a parchment, and several adventurers who are now in a city
with a dead lord and no real reason to stay. And it isn't the
friendship the way we made along the way. I kind of think this is
perfect ending for this particular batch of rep scallions. Uh. And so I
have to go do a druid thing back for that hot dicking. Never worry,
okay, promises not to wash until you get back. Speaking of washing
on worth going to go find the closest bath house slash brothel and not the
treasury room first of this, and now like this in the treasury room,
well you wait, there's like there's there is no law in this town right
now, so have fun. Well you know it is on the way.
So there's bits of glittering fud mark scattered all over. Oh yeah, that's
some glittering fu mark. He's one of science. There's an Albert just be
trying to find his way to another plane. Uh. Georgina is just like
these fucking idiots and is going back to her friends and village circle of women
and I like everything. Just so you know, I like drink. Karen's
dream is just a group of women to pitch to absolutely everything. Move is
particularly fond of Dirty Sanchez. I still got that druid thing to do.
Don't worry, I'll be back. I promise, come back soon, and
Move have rusty trombone waiting for you. My god, I'm sad that I
know what that is. I know exactly so, unless you want to add
a little dum as to what happens to your people after the fact, I
think this is where we end the group of the nameless wanderers. H Thank
you all so much for playing. Thank you fans for sticking a walk with
us, thank you for sticking it through like the change of d MS,
and thank you so much for just your continued support and questions we may or
may not have on the discord and or Facebook. See that's SEGOUI right there.
That's a great one. That was a great The battery had enough,
like Moos, I want to see what we have on down I want to
I want to see what Moo's constitution sitting there would be a thirteen better than
average, nothing to write home about. So now is it the quest for
move to get the sweethet Diggings and Hilda just running. I like to think
Mook stated with his pants are on his ankles, like and he's like just
doing the the the Donald Duck Penguin wall go back here moves dick knock on
his suck self. So there's a hallway sequence that you see in all the
British movies, you know, door opens, going to one the Keystone Cops.
Yeah, the Benny Hill theme is now our romantic you know tune well,
make that elf sandwich move as he runs by with some rogue oil.
Bild is just gonna find an elf skull with a little rose stuck in it
in her grove, like, oh God, and a hole drilled in the
back of it. Sorry, Rachel, all right, I mean I already
have that right. So our friend, our friend Zach of all Trades asked
a question this will probably be very relevant for Judy right now, given that
that this is around when the cold snap pits. How are you all planning
on staying warm? Judy? How are you warm? Well? I have
this candle in my hands. There's a hot, hot wax question. There's
a hot wax choker somewhere. So with the power out, we do have
a gas fireplace. If the power is not back on by like super late,
so we can just pile up in the living room and sleep out here
by the fireplace, so we'll be fine. Uh. But yeah, in
general, I don't get super super cold, so I just usually I have
what I call the Haunted cattory, the Haunted Victorian cat sweater that I wear
when it's really cold. I'll share a picture of it in the discord.
But yeah, for now, I am cuddling by candle light as I record
this on my phone. Uh, in my snuggie. Do you have a
backup battery charger? Yes, I have an external battery. We have a
we have a big external battery. We lose quite often. Yeah, so
well I can plug in my phone when we're done. Okay, what about
everyone who's next? I'm thermonuclear powered, so basically I don't get cold.
I was running around today in the ball me twenty two degree weather in a
T shirt and luggings, and as I was running around doing errands in flip
flops. So yeah, I'm I'm fine. I grew up in New England.
I'm good. Oh, now, I was just going to say,
I get really cold really fast. After about sixty eight degrees, I'm freezing.
So I have lots and lots of sheepskin things. I have a boa,
and I have a lap blanket, and I have slippers, so sheepskin.
Poor mistyke Thermostat said at sixty eight. Right now, yeah, said
A sixty six the last people who have heat. I loved the last for
three years, so I got I'm sixty two right now. Okamn, you
don't like your family, Rick, nobody dies at sixty two. Now.
I actually sleep better when it's when I'm like, I don't really sleep well
when when it's hot out because I overheat, like second, like I'm unconscious,
my body like starts to the heat up. Yeah. So actually when
it's a little bit a little bit cold out, I actually tend to sleep
better. I'm just laughing because if you keep seeing my camera move, I
have my big fluffy, seventeen pound kitty on the desk and he's just rubbing
his face against my laptop. But yeah, that's my secret to heat is
my lovely thermonuclear trio of kiddies who decides that I am mama and everyone must
sleep on me when it's cold. Dogs do that. We have no heat.
I live in New England and our apartment doesn't have any like central heat
or anything. We just have like that one little gas stove type thing which
only heats the living room. So luckily our downstairs neighbors have heat and they
run it all the time, so sometimes I'm having to open the window.
Yeah, it's pretty crazy. Wow, I have to I laugh at all
of you in your fucking thermostat. That's all I can say. I have
two ways to stay warm. When I'm walking across the frozen hellscape that is
campus to teach, I have a fleece lined fire hose pants from Deluthe Trading
Company that they are wonderful. And when I'm at homeworking, I have the
sweetest little two year old living hot water bottle that likes to cuddle next to
her daddy. So that works. Griff says, all of y'all should stay
warm. He's a very concerned kitty. Oh and and being that this is
that this is uh, you know, A and D, we should also
add the lake the obligatory furious masturbation. Vigorous masturbation. Yeah, yeah,
just oh yeah, friction friction, rubbing it like tinder, you know,
just you know, still spark comes in as all the women go. It
doesn't work that way, horrifying. Do we have any other questions? We
have one more, Kyle the copy Bara says, same question, but for
your game characters, how do they keep warm? Oh? Boy, we
found out today, didn't we move move burns elves Kidling? Oh? Yes,
humans make a knife barbecue slash warming. You know, Station m U,
I got nothing. I burned your hopes, burned your wishes down and
and and warm myself on those desires. Thanks again, Mark for helping it,
for coming along and playing along with that. Surprisingly, all the dead
cows do a really good job of keeping the maze nice and toasty. You
know, oh exactly generates heat. Yep, you just burn the methane from
time to time. So uh g is a teething and infernal and nature so
uh she's always running toasty, which is great because her husband is undead,
so they balance out. I mean, Karen's got butter bak off from toils
and tummy tea that makes you poop o god, that makes you just an
essence of green bananas and it just yeah, we all know, I think
we all know how on were keeps warm? Exactly how many bodies can you
stack the top on? He either puts on extra clothes or he takes all
off all the clothes, depending on the situation that that he's facing. So
but he's gonna be warm no matter what, imagine I'll take off all the
They might be like all the clothes and maybe a bag on this one.
You know, from the neck down, fantastic, But this part just not
the sackloth is. This isn't working for me from this point down fantastic.
I have heard not so much and where loves every You just got to pick
out the really fluffy and he does have extra insulation. Do we have any
uh any other questions or any of thes? On Facebook? Facebook? Well,
on Facebook, Stephanie Taylor wants to know what is your favorite soup or
warming food slash beverage. Boy, this episode is really feeling very unfair.
I'll just wait for her to get cold. I'm gone her breath on camera.
So I my favorite hot beverage is Landa Lakes. The butter people make
the best hot chocolate instant mixes. They're so good. Oh, they are
good. They're just hot chocolate. But no, they're they're different flavors,
like they have a raspberry, a hazel nut, mint, dark chocolate.
They're so good, they're like the best A cup of melted butter when but
yeah, the butter people, so uh yeah. Otherwise, soup, I
have a lasagna soup that is probably my favorite make that I will dream of,
mister Pazza Abby for the people who aren't watching on YouTube, have appeared.
This is step I'm not picking up. I disappear over the course of
the next If I disappear in the next day or two, I don't know
why. But there are helicopters going by over my house, over and over,
which is why I keep lagging. It's making me crazy. If you
can hear them, you don't need to worry about them taking you away.
It's the ones you can't hear. M Oh no, kitty has appeared in
Gibbey. That's Agatha. I wish my phone were bigger so I could see,
Okay, cocoa was in my lap, and then you all are about,
oh that big big. Actually, coco is pretty pretty good. I
also, like you said soup, and like one of my favorite meals is
just soup. I love soup so much. I love like we can clam
chowder. I love chicken tortilla soup. I love a black good black bean
soup. I I get happy when it comes time for soup. A nice
uh pizzole. Pizzole is fantastic, Like I I zesty soups and uh savory
soups are just my jam. So yeah, green pead hot stuff. I
would go with the soup too. No, Rick, we know it's ravili
took us the whole episode to get there. Just put put the raffioli in
a blender and you suck it down. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not
really a pan of drink Wise, I'm not really a fan of hot drinks.
I mean, like, I'm one of those people who gets like an
iced coffee in the middle of winter. So I mean, I drink coffee
like it's water. Don't. I don't talk to anybody or until I have
had like my second cup and first poop. I don't. I'm not.
You know, I need the job in the morning. So my go to
get warm get warm food, especially this time of year, is turkey and
noodles with a gravy consistency. Broth that is you know, I'll eat that
for a week or two and it warms you up like you wouldn't believe.
It's very like so many people. That's like, that's one thing like with
gumbo and stuff, like like traditional gumbo is like kind of thin, like
whenever I make it, I make it exactly like that, like like it
has that gravy consistency, because that is just the best. I am getting
chomped as I'm holding my cat who keeps trying to get on my fish tank.
This is great. He's going to bite the curp out of me.
I pretend it's moog. Yeah, cat is moving me. Wow, how
dare you say that about me? I have respect for myself. Oh boy.
But as far as hot drinks, I'm a hot tea kind of girl,
and I love chicken and dumplings when it's cold, Just saying mm hmmm.
As I have message to try to get my evil cat, they get
another room because she won't stop jumping on the fish tank. We're getting near
that time. So is there any other questions? If there's not, I
want everybody to give me a very quick summation where they see their character going,
like, give me like a fifteen second. Where do they see their
character ending up? Gig and her husband are going to conquer the kingdom that
they live in and burn it to the ground. Okay, And is Gary
even a threat? A blip on your radar? Gary is a fun little
pinata. Gary's going to transform. I promise he's gonna go through changes.
Gary's gonna find other wishes. Gary's coming from your ass. Good for Gary.
He's certainly welcome to try. But g is a man woman and is
very committed to her. Oh no, he's just here to hunt you and
hurt you for her, Slavy. I didn't say that that g doesn't know
that, but considering her husband and what they went through, it's saying that
comes across as very courting behavior. Oh fair enough, that's fair Hill.
Where did you see Hilda? I think Hilda is gonna have to deal with
her new it's complicated stats right, and figure out how many excuses she could
make, hoping and praying that Moove would not be single minded determined. Oh
dear, this is going to be an epic. She's gonna discover all the
secrets of Druidism and possibly not be a vegan anymore. Just to figure out
what to deal with this new move situation. Give me your cat sounds like
a baby raccoon. I not, It sounds like she has this purr and
chirps she does. She purs and then chirps, pers and chirps. Yeah,
my cats do that too. It's so cute. My cat was finally
just rescued, so I no longer have to keep running over to the fish
tank stop her from drinking out these little hairy potatoes. What she is?
Uh, Teresa, where do you see drink? Karen? Oh, she's
going to be chasing that boss babe lifestyle in any opportunity she can, trying
to get to the top of that triangular shaped business model. I didn't say
she gets love it, chase it. It's still going to matain being a
cleric. Are you going to give up the clerical ways for the for the
sake of like the oil power? Oh no, No, she's going to
stay the cleric, because I mean, there's there's power in the oils.
And you know, she's always about helping people find opportunities like to work from
home while still raising their children, to to get that venturer style paycheck from
there without direct from their living, so an oil and essential oil, staying
home with kids. Please, this is a bit traumatic after tonight. No
one says you actually have to do what he says. You can just say
sure and then leave. Okay, careful what you wish for, it's very
hands I didn't wish for it. Careful what mister Massey wishes for. Speaking
on Weir Crow, where do you see mister Crow on where Crow wants to
go to the capital city and become a an uncatchable gentleman thief on the rich
side of town. Okay, that's awesome. Actually I love it. I
wish I wish, I wish them well, miss mister mood feed or where
do you see? Uh uh this this this h this this this rock hard
orc with a rock hard dick looking for a looking for a whole. Now,
well, I guess I guess. India listeners will have to stay tuned
because they have not seen the last of Moog done. Oh yes, yes,
mister fu Mark, there is stuff coming and move may or may not
be involved, mostly involved, and it's coming down the pike and fu Mark
will continue to stalk his author families and read things like The Final Girl Part
two, which you need to go out and buy right now. I love
a shameless plug. I don't have to do exactly. That's the best guy.
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