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the week in review, I have a something I want to play. I've
heard this on a popular podcast, The Dumb Zone. You guys may have
heard of them, and they're discussing and playing some audio from NBC five's Rick
Mitchell. Okay, I've seen Rick on there. He's not the guy who
looks like Rodney Dangerfield. That's Grant Johnston. Okay, right behind you,
his morning forecast happening now, and he's telling us the model Lucas is not
getting any respect. I gotta tell you, look, look, oh,
not the red of a man's field. God, if that's how he talked,
I would be the happiest man on the planet. It's got the rind
of a man's field. Seriously, look up pictures of young Rodney Dangerfield and
it's that dude. What are these little Zeppa amojus? Everyone the lightning,
it's all green the whole screen. NBC five's Rick Mitchell is about to come
in first. The great reporter at NBC five, Ali spill Yards is doing
a report about an organization that helps uh girls in wheelchairs. I mean,
it's a really and listen to Rick Mitchell pop in. Now. The laughing
that you'll hear are going to hear the voices of the Dan mcdowan, Jake
Camp and Blake Jones. You might hear them laugh a little bit, including
a very good laugh at the end. But here it is Ada is the
only team of its kind for girls in wheelchairs, and they say they hope
one day to expand to other cities. You can learn more about the program
on our website NBCDFW dot com. Thankful to Ali for that wonderful story.
That was a good story. You know, Brittany, when I first got
into TV one hundred years ago, not really, but thirty years ago,
I worked with a meteorologist who was in a wheelchair and there was nothing she
could could not do except walk. But she in front of a green scream
she of course she was in her chair. Wonderful woman, wonderful woman.
Hey, we've had some rain tonight. God Wow, incredible, goalk three
thousand. Laugh, that's incredible. It's kind of hot. Okay, stops.
He was laughing like that. He was laughing like the taco bueno drawn
on the hand underneath the fountain in that commercial. Jesus, what a weird
reference. You remember, you're the mustache the mountain. They drew a face
on his mountain loop. You know, Mikey Taco, what educate me?
That's one of life's most inviting rewards. It's a luxury everyone can afford.
Are you saying? Are you speaking a jingle? That was their slogan about
thirty years ago, pretty long. It was a part of their song Taco
bueno, a luxury everyone. One of life's most inviting rewards, a luxury
everyone can afford. Number one, let's break that down. When I think
of my entire life and rewards that come from living a good life, one
of the most inviting rewards is not Mexi dips and chips. I mean,
they're delicious, don't get me wrong, But I think that's a little superfluous
for them to categorize them as such. And I also say that taco bueno
is a luxury and guess what, no, not everyone can afford them.
People that have no money cannot afford taco bueno. So that campaign was a
complete love tacos. You'll get a tacobic about it. Here's my advice to
the weather man. Just do the weather man a little fun little rain cloud
and the high pressure cell. We don't need anecdotes. That's it's the danger
of that. Transition between stories is always the way they get you. You
know, comedian one hundred years ago, comedian Paul Varghize told me, when
you're like, if you're doing comedy, even if your comedians start to go
off script, that's the real person coming out of them. It's not their
act. Okay, yeah, they started being themselves. But listen to her.
She she kind of does okay, oh, like she says like say
uh oh, but in her okay, you can kind of hear the oh,
I wants a good story. You know, Britney. When I first
got into TV one hundred years ago, not really, but thirty years ago.
I worked with a meteorologist who was in a wheelchair and there was nothing
she could could not do except walk. But she in front of the Green
scream. Of course she was in her chair. Wonderful woman, wonderful woman.
Hey we've had some rain tonight. God do you think he realized that,
hey we've had some rain tonight? He knew he pulled his own ripcord
there exceptable, So that was a bad turkey call the turkey season. Okay,
it's been a wild week of news. Wilder than usual, I would
say, And this is kind of I have to do this on Fridays,
and I'll do this until everyone gets tired of it. But buckle up,
boys, because the news is weird. Here is just a quick recap to
stay on top of things. Over his bombshell announcement and then President fighting sneakers
Are they for his bad back? Then haunting knocking the mys, curious banging
noise. Was it coming from the doom submersible? Plus yeah, it was
insurance. Plus the wedding that can't wait. The bride is in labor.
They made a wedding dress out of the hospital bedsheet. Then the kids singer
they're calling little Fergie and substitute teacher beaten. He came out of retirement because
he was born. Look what he says the two hundred and eighty pounds student
did to his face. And going a cruise on the Trinity Rivers a little
free day er. Yeah we can have a free cruise. Yeah, you
pulling a port it the design district. I don't know where it's a ingo
to. There's just a little minigut there. And what happened to Nicole Kitman's
knee and America's newest hip girl Sydney Sweeney in a black leather romper plus uproar
over the students seen on video licking the toes of other students. Is the
bowing plus orgo for sharp which beast will win? And they found two live
Haller monkeys inside the vehicle. They're saying it is because of what is this
called a Newcastle disease? Mexico is affected with very virile viri, virulent,
virliant, virulent. That's a heart virulent, violent or virulent. I think
it's virulent virus. Then trapped the passenger stuck inside the plane's bathroom is then
Trump's epic Super Tuesday at mar A Lago. But where was melanias bro You've
never had toasted raisin bread. It's the I hate. Definitely can't say that.
Oh sorry, did you dump it? Yes, you are so unhinged.
Hey, George Carlin, take a step back and do a deep breath.
And caught in the act, she says her own neighbors scribbled a swastika
over a case of seltzer. Can you believe he's a pastor? Bus and
innocent Grandma she was in the shower. Wait till you see what happens next.
Plus cookie monsters shrink flation is so dy? What big cookie? Even
Cookie Monster is complaining his cookies are getting smaller. Ben Charles Barkley versus Trump.
Barkley said he would punch black people in the face for wearing Trump mugshot
t shirts. And vicious attack in her own backyard by a bear. Plus
the sea creatures washing ashore on American beaches. Look how beautiful they look like
Cookie Mode? But the warrior do not touch it. Oh my god,
what a week it was. I listened to that entire and all I care
about is what happened to Nicole Kitton's me the only thing that I that will
live with me forever after that what happened Nicole Kitten's knee? I like this.
Holy drew a swastika sign on a case of Seltzer's and he's a pastor.
Yeah, the prepositions are so good. Holy mackerel, that's so hot
there. It's the best part of our week. It is, It truly
is. And when we turn our MIC's off and just sit back and listen
to someone else be funny our highlight. Yeah, Well, we're gonna get
a call from a fella here in a minute. Who's gonna attempt the surprise?
Real quick? Did y'all see the two plane stories yesterday? Yes?
Good Lord, the engine and the wheel right, yes, So we'll start
with the one that was in San Francisco. It tkes off, tire falls
off, and it landed in the parking garage at the airport, damaging like
six cars. It was a Boeing. Now it was a United Airlines flight,
and they did say because it was a bigger one that had six wheels,
like they were able to get it down, make the emergency landing and
get it down, but still just terrible then there's another one where this one's
a little more flimsy because it looks like it could be footage from any time.
So I don't even know, like if this one's real or not,
to be honest, but it was a flight down in Houston, and it
was a United Airlines Boeing jet engine that burst into flames during mid flight and
forced an emergency landing. I mean, the reports are that it was flying
from George Bush in Houston to Fort Myers, Florida, and it caught fire
over the Gulf of Mexico. It had to make a force EMERGENC landing back
at Houston's George Bush. Had one hundred and sixty seven passengers on it.
It was a Boeing seven thirty seven, nine hundred. Yeah, you've seen
the video of this, Mikey, No, it's I guess somebody had their
phone out the window and they're sitting right on the wing and you just see
flamed the engine. Yeah, shooting out of the engine, and that's just
a loop. You know what if they're in the middle there though, and
can't get back, they don't know the cause of it yet, Like if
they're in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico and you can't get back.
They were able to get back to the Houston Airport in time, but you
divert to Mississippi or tellahaffs here or whatever, and not a great option.
I mean, planes can go with on one engine, sure, but yeah,
depending on what that flame does. I think two in a day.
Well, I guess that was Monday, so it just had gotten reported two
days later. I wonder if those engines have an internal fire suppression system,
and I'm surely they do, right. It's it's because it's at this point
you can't just keep doing the like and this is just like two days after
the big John Oliver Boeing report. You got problems, man, this is
I don't think this is just the brainwashed liberal John Oliver. He is,
uh, oh, there we go, let's go to Did Dennis call in
yet? JJ? I think he's bailing? Is he bailing? He just
text He chickened out, He just text us after he said perfect, I'll
get coffee and sit in the garage until I call. Then he said,
well, she's awake and in a terrible mood. Ha ha, she's in
the kitchen. Damn it. Sorry, Okay, that's fine, Okay,
David whatever, Dennis good, try man, thanks for hanging. He tried,
Man, he tried. I got no problems, man, I got
no problems. I wanted to. I was gonna pull audio this, but
it's not very clear, so I don't want to, like, uh,
you know, like force bad audio in near anything. But this happened at
the Combine last week. Just interesting to me. This is defensive back Tyler
Owens. He is a guy who went to Texas Tech and he went to
Plano East High School. All right, it's a local guy. But he
told reporters the other day at the Combine that he doesn't think space exists.
I did see this one, and you're right. The audio is awful.
Yeah, he said, quote, I'm very religious, so I think we're
alone right now. I don't think there's other planets and stuff like that.
I started seeing flat Earth stuff and I was like, this is kind of
interesting. I'm real religious, so I think we're alone right now. I
don't think there's other planets. This was and there was a clip that was
a kind of attached to it because it's not great either. But Jason Kelsey,
someone unearthed a podcast from him from a while backer last ye during training
camp, and it was him and Travis just talking about players nowadays looking at
their phones and you know, and Jason like went into is like, oh,
yeah, like all of these players don't even think. Well, he's
like rookies, they don't even think planets exist. Some about how many of
the players on the team don't believe in play. They're flat earthers on the
team, which is nuts. I just thought that was funny. I saw
that and I was like, oh, it's a local kid. I'm sure
like he's plain oast high school teacher are like, damn it, dude,
we taught you there were planets. I don't think I've ever heard space doesn't
exist. That is wild. You know you've heard that space sucks. Yeah,
you know super g Yeah, and I've heard you know, there's the
religious. There's certain religious factions. They do believe that. You know,
Adam and Eve we ye know, we come from them, so there's no
other aliens. We're the only ones here. Yeah. I don't think that's
all that abnormal. But space doesn't exist. I don't even know if he
meant that. I think he meant planets and then his mind, Yeah,
he thought that meant alien species, which is fine if you don't think that
exists. That's you know, now, Mike. You remember when the Dolphins
and the Chiefs played in that playoffs game. I do, oh the coldie
cold. I thought about this going to it. I went I was going
somewhere else or there's some reason otherwise I would have absolutely been there. But
they were scared it was gonna be the like dangerous and people weren't going to
show up. And I think tickets were down to like twenty bucks because even
Chiefs fans were like, this is too cool. We ain't doing this.
Well. There's a story that's popped out now two months later. That's the
medical director at a burn center up in Kansas City says seventy percent of the
patients that were referred to their place because of frostbite suffered in the bitter cold
in January are now being advised to schedule amputations. And a majority of these
people are Chiefs fans who went to that playoff game. Oh my, really
yeah, like fingis and toes yeah, or bigger chunks. Uh. I
think fingers is what the images I saw were all fingers. I didn't see
any toes. I saw fingers. Don't keep that drop. I saw fingers.
I saw fingers. So but that game was negative four degrees windshield of
negative twenty seven, fourth coldest game in NFL history. And they showed images
of a fan who took his glove gloves off for just five minutes because he
was putting up a tent in the parking lot so they could tailgate. And
his fingers were blue and purple. So colorful. Indeed, what the hell?
So colorful? Indeed, lucky enough to avoid amputation or undergoing treatment in
hyperbaric oxygen tanks. How many people have had amputations? I didn't say it,
they're just advised to schedule it, geez for a football game. Seventy
percent of the people referred there. It could be you know, ten people,
it could be seven of them. You know what a picture of it.
It's nuts, though, if everybody had won't worn their foam fingers,
this could have all been about. Yeah, I try, just happens a
huge component of the fingers. What about the shafty shirtless guy here and there?
There were a few of those. Yeah, that guy had to have
his nipples removed. Yeah, just double clip clip get rid of them.
It says in temperature zero degrees fahnheder below, it takes about thirty minutes for
exposed skin to get frostbite. At fifteen degrees below or or with even a
little bit of wind, it's possible within fifteen minutes, even if you're exposed.
No, if you just okay, I see, I see. Yeah,
So that's damn How cool the shirt off guy who does ten minutes of
waving at camera absolutely say goodbye to your nips? Yeah? How cold does
it have to be if you basically just take your hand, your glove off,
and your hand just turns purple and you have to have it removed probably
minus one hundred, minus one hundred. Yeah, yeah, for one minute,
I mean, just me doing the quick math, I was really thinking
that though, So I think you're spot on. Jeez. You take your
glove off, hold it up in the minus one hundred degree and wind,
and then it just turns black and you have to get it chopped off.
Yeah. You can't feel anything though at that point. So you get to
be on TV. Yeah, a lot of people haven't ever got to be
on TV. Mike, you get to say, go chiefs on TV.
I'm wild, all right, awful. It is awful. That's Mike Sroy,
the Archimedes of talk radio, Archimedes, great math. Okay, let's
move it on down the road. Coming up next, we've got our local
friend. Here's from Greenville, Jared Watson, who was in the Jeopardy Tournament
of Champions. His match was last night. Okay, i'll tell you how
he did. We'll talk to him for a couple of minutes, and then
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