Others a Dragon, Time of Magic, Age of Mind, the Band of
he will step bump to the fight, playing the powers. They don't understand
who they fucking all. I'm wholly saved, the Lads Scratcher, Altering in
Words, the West, the Ring Car as a Dragons, Dragon, their
powers combine. A group of fantasy authors take on a sadistic GamesMaster. Will
they survive? I don't know. I'm not your mother other as a dragon
as a dragon. Hey everyone, my name is Rick Waltier, and once
again, perhaps for the last time, I play Silas Kane, the absolute
worst palatin you're ever going to see in real life. I write several things,
including Bill of the Dead, War War and The Hybrid of High Moon.
So go check that stuff out because it'll be around a lot longer than
Silas will. Hey. There, I am Emily Kaplan. I write books
under the name E. M. Kaplan, and tonight I'm playing Claudia again
and you can call her miss Kablue if you're nasty. Let's see. I
write the Josie Tucker Mystery series, some shingles, and some of the authors
and dragons origin stories. You can find me at just the mwords dot com.
Hello friends. Robert Fevan here, author of the Caverns and Creatures series
of comedy fantasy novels and short stories. In real life, I play them,
no shit, Yeah, I'll play a Claus Richter. I'll write books.
Go get them. Hi. There, my name is Steve Wevill and
I too, am having an existential crisis. I played Brandon Firemaster, perhaps
for the last time. Who knows how a murder brawl will go in real
life. I write such books as The Doom Sad Journeys and Shoot the Dead
and a bunch of Shingles books. Go check them out. It's all a
good time. I am Drew Hayes, author of books such as Superpowers NPCs
and the Villains Code series. The List of Which Villains Vignettes Volume one is
available in e book and print as of now, and coming out in audiobook
on August twenty ninth. And I played Telecasan, the Electrical Ethical Enforcer,
And yeah, I doing okay on this one so far, getting burned and
shocked, but still doing a little damage. Hey, everybody, I'm Mk
Gibson, author of such books as Technomancer and the Shadowmaster series. The newest
omnibus of Shadowmaster series is available now in audi book Go Get It, and
I am the DM for tonight, and I'll be hopefully finishing up this murder
brawl with these wonderful authors and piss four players. So let's see if they
can stop tap dancing and just get to the killing already. As it stands
now, we have Drew with zero debts, Emily with one, Bevan with
one, Rick with two, and Steve with zero. Mister Silas came in
a fit of amazing a jilly well it was originally Missy step got to the
top of a building, took down a down the Klaus Richter and shot him
twice and killed him, giving him his first death. But he is on
his last legs. And miss Claudia, missa blewe because I'm nasty. She
blew up a building, nearly taking out Brian Brandon thigh Master, for thanks
to his amazing monk nous managed to avoid the blast. So he picked up
where we last left off. It is the top of the order. Klaus.
You are in a brand new body. It's your so you are.
You are in the top right corner of the map, and it is your
Go Klaus class class Class House of class, House of class. All right,
question again. The Emily with the extra right next to me, What
did that signify? Still still invisible? Ah? Well, then I probably
can't see her because she didn't She didn't cast a spello or attack anybody.
She just set off dynamite. Some people might call that being attacked. She
wasn't targeting a person. She was just setting off some sparklers and ran like
Tom cruise and it looked cool. All right, Um, I moved around
the building from here. You were inside the building. Oh yeah you went
around? Yes, yes you do. He's standing up at this angle?
Silence, silence. Howse tall are you? Um? Six foot all right?
So ten foot tall, six feet up? Yeah, you can see
him. You can definitely see at least the top half of his body.
Perfect. I shoot him twice, fantastic instant come all right? All right?
Sharp shooter three ones in a row, three ones in a row?
All right? Does a nineteen hit? Yes it does, okay, and
that is DAC damage. Fourteen plus ten is twenty four damage. If you
is your bonus action to go into stealth as and you hid behind the corner
of the building, and you come out of it and give you advoledging your
attack, and then if you have advantages on your attacks, then you get
the sneak attack. Bone. Um, then he did the hats. No,
I'm using my bonus action for another time. Okay, that's fine.
So that just it's a normal straight U. So fourteen damage to Silas.
No, but I use sharpshooter. So okay, so it's twenty four yep,
Yes, silent Tylis dies fantastic, all right, almost stubbornly dies.
All right, I just got nothing. But he died, is still still
laughing. I'll put it like some of their symbol on you will, poor
poor Silas cane, he will. Uh. Okay, So the moment he
dies, bevin give me a perception check, because everybody holds rolled this last
last few times, it was really bad. Class rolls are twenty perception twenty.
His body and all his his body and all his loot is still on
the top. In fact, anybody who dropped their body and their loot is
still wherever their corpses lie. But everybody who rolled the pass always got below,
like at eight or lower. I'm like, okay, I'm not telling
him, but like, so anything that was on Silas is still up there.
I'm gonna use the rest of my movement to go that way one.
Okay, who wants a whole lot of touring tracks? Well, but I'm
saying, but I don't know if he still has his post. I don't
know if he has any potions on him. I don't know what's on him.
I don't know if he has any special weapons. This is thing.
So as I have a bow. Okay, so as silas Kane falls,
silas, you feel your body start to shift in your mind swirls in blackness
overwhelms you, and next thing you wake up and you're like in an announcing
booth with headphones on, looking down on the glass, sitting next to Grundle
under junk, himself divided by plexi glass. You can't hurt him, and
looking down upon the battle. Hey, welcome to the Welcome mister, mister
Kane. How are you doing? How does the fight feel now? How
do you feel? I have to say you, having ordered Klaus, I
finally know, I finally realize why he jerked Jack's off all the time.
If it's the same feeling as this is truly glorious. If you feel like
jerk, and I mean, do you do you, buddy. You know,
like your fans like look at that, look at that northeast section.
They love you. Well, that's still a sin in to our exiz.
Well, you're not in Torreg's land anymore. That's the best part. You
are all lands Tox. Now, sorry, you are not in a realm
of Torex. So you know you have that it, buddy. I'm gonna
suggest jacking off in front of a crowd of people. It is probably a
sin in most major He's up a BEA's up an announcer booth. They're all
watching you, so you know that's that's that's the best. You know,
you can just do it so as long as they can only hear him.
But while you're here, you know, feel free, you know, add
a little color commentary to the battle, you know, like, let's see
how it goes, all right? Can can the people down there hear me?
Yes, they can, like the people planning. Yes, Klaus is
right there next to the next to that building. We're gonna cut your mic
now, okay, can't if you can't be responsible. He's true to himself
all the way through, all right. Next, Okay, so you were
moving up there, Dad, Claudia, you are up nice. Well.
She had such good luck with the other um case or the box that she
wants to sneak around here because she remembers seeing one right there, and there's
another case of dynamite. We um. She's not going to blow this one
up yet, but she will like to use stuff her pockets with like maybe
four sticks. Okay, one seconds, a like a Zambiguini perception check,
alright, because you're standing right there, thirteen, it's not It doesn't take
much to notice that a lid is opening up by itself. Sticks are limitating
out and then disappearing. It's the wind. You don't see anything. Oh,
let's see. Could she keep moving? Yeah? I mean you just
moved from like here to here, so it was it five ten, fifteen,
twenty five thirty. You moved your thirty feet. Use your action,
you can your rogues, you can bonus action to move it again. Nice
um, she's going to keep going with this away. Okay, she's near.
You're right beside, Klaus, okay, ye, Also, Klaus,
while you were there, give me a perception check as well, because you
you would have a good angle. Just same thing thirteen or better and you
see if you notice the sticks of dinam like the that case opening and red
candles disappearing. Two. Oh yeah, you definitely noticed. You definitely saw
that. You saw that interesting swamps that case on their opens self stealing dynamite
wells think next the dynamites are better rogue than klaus'es. Oh shit, it's
coming from my jail, all right? Is that the end of your turn?
Claudia, that was okay, fantastic, mister thymaster. You wore up.
I guess, as far as Brandon's can said, the building just blew
up and there's no real explanation. Yes, you still have like tonight is
going on pretty badly too. I also, I guess it's um not a
great feat of intelligence to remember occasionally the walls explode with face probably a little
bit sensitive to the whole exploding thing. Now I know, I'm gonna go
out see if I can see what's what? All right, from that angle,
you can see Metallica zamh. Yeah, you can much to see him.
Okay, not much I can do here. I will take the doge
action, all right. You okay, not a problem you you you uh,
and the attacks on you have disadvantage. Got it, Metallica, zam
you were up also wave Okay, um boy, I have a I have
a choice to make and uh, well I think I'm gonna go for the
rogue since he's harder to find. And uh, Silas was nice enough to
shout out his location. Okay, all right, can I make out house
from here? Not really got you were cutting right through that angle there that
you got to go to the middle of his square, like take the drag
from the middle of your square to the middle of his square. And no
he Uh you might have like a toe, but that's that's about it.
You do not have a Yeah, I'm gonna say you don't have a line
of sight on him. Ah, well, the intent was appreciate. I
will launch a Oh, fireballs don't have to be exact. They don't.
And I've also now learned, Yeah, what the hell fireballs? Fine,
okay, well we'll fireball what can I reach? All right, the sounds
like a fantastic idea, benified, I will fireball the invisible woman who is
stuffed full of dynamite. Yeah. Now my question is like, that's on
the person, So yeah, fuck it, let's let's let's have some fun.
Uh dexterity save DC sixteen. Oh wait, hang on, I put
it right here right. What's the range on fireball? It's it's the range
of guess what's in range of twenty feet? Very much so the other game
one second. This dynamite is a real game change. Uh well, it
looks like I managed to hit Brandon anyway. Let me see, So that's
going to be five ten, fifteen, twenty. That's make it one more
square, bigger boom. So you put it right here. I put it
on the rock because that was what I could say. That's why you centered
it right there? Correct? Uh? Yes, okay, So if I'm
not mistaken that as a twenty foot because it's twenty foot in diameter, right,
not radius radius, So it's no, it's twenty it's forty feet across.
Yep, forty There we go, have you. This might be the
most efficient area of effect anyone's ever done it. You centered it right there
on the court where just to show me where you centered it should right on
the right on yes, okay, yeah, because that's what I can okay,
get a direct line on. Okay, So it is very close to
the the other dynamite, but not directly on it. So I'll say this,
it's got a it's it's old dynamite, so it has a fifty percent
chance of detonating. Okay, So let's deal with these two up top first.
So you say you're your dick stertiy saving throw was what sixteen DC?
Okay, so both Claudia and Klaus give me dick sterdy saving Oh hell yeah?
Okay, Claudia is going boom. Okay, Brandon's gonna point and laugh
while the dynamite next and begins to smoke, coming right, Okay, okay,
so you can evade that altogether, yep? So can um can Claudia
dodge at all? She has an uncanny die, You have an undickcandy dodge,
so you can take half damaged amoun or what? Yeah? Okay,
all right, so here's I let's starts starts singing you know na na na,
yeah, yeah, clouds die. I think zero damage. You do
that, and then the entire audience starts doing the wave. All right,
So, oh, you're nat one with dynamite on yet? Well yeah,
so she natural one, but she can do on canny dodge, can't she?
I think that just means she takes the half damage, right even,
Yeah, that's just the if you make it, you get nothing and if
you Yeah, so she's gonna take half the damage, but I'm gonna find
out that the dynamite is going to take the damn is the dynamite? Guys,
you might have nice you kind need dodge. Yeah, so I'm gonna
give a few percent chance. Okay, So fifty and under it goes boom.
Okay, two it goes boom. All right, So Claudia, Claudia
from how many six you said you took for correct six or six? Yeah,
all right, it's a very low five whole damage. Who uh,
Klaus, you are right next to that, and you to use your dodge.
You're to use a reaction, so uh an additional five fire damage from
right beside you goes pop. But as far as your concerned, it was
the fireball. Why am I covered in invisible viscera? Yeah, but it's
just pop. It was just like it's like literally it's like one one two
one, I mean like it could it's Klaus asking himself why he's covered in
invisible visor. It's just what he does when he was all right, now
let me now we're gonna came back to life. This is like bathing.
So let's see if this dynamite down here goes boom, same thing, fifty
percent chance fifteen under it goes boom. Alright, so it does not go
boom. Brandon Thimaster survives another day. The explosion God's is smiling upon me.
They don't usually to be fed off. Explosion gods have no teeth left.
All right, So Klaus, you're down, I'm watching. You took
twelve from the fireball, Claudia, Yes, all right, it is the
end of the round. It was the lightning or fire last time. I
honestly do not remember. I think it's been lightning before fire. Well it's
it alternates, so no, I mean, like I think I remember we
had lightning. More fantastic, all right, so why not both? You
know what? That that's a great idea, You know what, mister Kane,
that has a fantastic idea. You're welcome the crowd, cut buff the
glory of door rag. All right, So anybody within twenty feet of the
flames, that includes you. Guys are just on the cusp. You're fine
technically, but you are adjacent to the lightning bolts. Anybody adjacent to the
lightning. Bold will take partial lightning damage, so that is you, mister
thimaster. You won't take a full amount. But let's see, give me
a dexterity save you throw a DC seventeen. Otherwise take twenty lightning damage.
Does my dodge action do anything? Yeah? Well no, because it's a
thing. It just comes to effect. You can use your reaction to do
a dexterty saving throw of DC seventeen. You're just fine. So you take
ten hoole damage unless you two have some kind of monk like evasion. I
think he might. Yeah, monks have evasion, all right, then you
can eat, then you can evade, and take note. That's that's how
you survive off that building. Actually, at seats, it is a suspicious
run of luck. I am mad for somebody to go horribly brow. That's
a wonderful idea. Anything to say to your compatriots down there, mister mister
Kane. Well, let's see here there's the bear woman and there's the evil
robot demon that she suffered that she summoned. They can both die, and
if Brandon dies that's okay too, but preferably Kloud should suffer. Oh good,
to know. Okay, Klaus, do you hear your friend up here?
And then I give him the finger he's right there and cut his mic
again. All right, so all right, top of the order or no,
no excuse me, Metallica zam. You are you do the fireball,
mister thymaster, you are up? Or no, Thymaster went taker's m It
is top of the order. So class, you're up. Class will move
to the top of this building. Yeah, give me an if you're going
on top of the building, give me an acrobatics check. Just make sure
you got up there. Yeah, I'm using my winged boots. Oh then
yes, boodoling up there. All right? What altitude are you out of
here? Just on top of the building? Are you up high? No?
Not this time. I'm just gonna stay on time to the building.
Gotta shoot down. Metallica zam. Not a problem. Oh, you might
want to move one more closer to the edge. You can see get a
clear shot unless you have sharpshooter. I do have sharpshooter. Yep. Then
go like you ignore all the cover so Class rules of nineteen Actually shit,
I should have done damage to Klaus and Claudia too, because you are right
next to the lightning bolt. Fuck all right, it's too late. I'm
not going to rutch your thing. Just punishing branded apparently, I like to
fink. No, it's so busy applauding me. They forgot to take bath
de fi. You have disadvantage against me because of my cloak of displacements.
So shoot again fourteen with sharpshooter. Yep, miss clause rolls of twenty four
ten whole damage and that's twenty damage. Yep, twenty Yepatan silence. You
ever worked with the robot before? I've ever worked a robot before with that
robot before. I don't know where I got you guys from. Would i've
worked for this soleist abomination that's obviously filled with the powers of hell? And
you know that's a very good point. Okay, Claudia, wherever you're at,
man, it's your turn, turn, turn, Um, it's Claudia
still invisible. Technically, yes, she's just really singed because it's by the
time you took it, it hasn't been ten rounds. So yeah, okay,
alright, alright, alright, um, and does she have a line
of sight on my metallic exam? Did you? Well? She he put
he dropped the fireball. If you take one step down, you would have
definitely have a clear line of sight because middle squared to middle squares blocking off
a little bit. So, but you don't necessarily know it was me who
did it. Maybe it was Brandon. I figured they heard that he too
late. It's too late, buddy. It was definitely Brandon. Brandon Firemaster
that gets exploded. Brandon Firemaster doesn't explode people. All right, So she
is, um, you know what, I really want to try this telekinetic
show to see how it works. Are I don't know, you want to
try to push him into the acid? Yeah, okay, I do see
here. Does it have to be a straight shove or any angle? Let
me see here. I don't know if you have to move? So television
one creature you can see within thirty feet of you when you do this.
The target was okay, so are you within thirty feet? Yeah? You
have to move one more square. Man, that's a bonus action. That's
pretty cool. Can they go to agonal? Yep, you're good. Okay,
Okay, hang on it. The read it on It must be five
feet toward you or away from you, So you're gonna have to like get
over to here to shove him. Otherwise you're gonna pull him towards you or
push him away from the acid. So you went five, ten, fifty.
You can use your move if it's if it's a bonus action to do
it. You could use your action and your movement to get into position,
then bonus action shove him. Okay, is there of course as well just
physically she really wants to try it well, because you can't bonus action shove.
So it's but yeah, so if yes, right there, you can
push him into the acid. Yes, all right, so it is a
D fifteen strength Yeah, it's a strength saving throw from mister Kazan. All
right, one, she's a little one of my feet. Never had magic
ee stuff before. Okay, all right, i will roll my strength savings
throw. You say, yes, yes, hang on a second. I
know that won't be enough, but I'm going to use favored by the gods.
Okay. Silence just shouts out, you're not seven, adding seven to
my role and turning it into an eighteen. So you are. You do
not get shoved. Now. The question is that count is an offensive move
by Claudia. I'm gonna say it does you are no longer invisible. Oh
hi, that wasn't me. I don't know what that was. Probably the
wind, you fleshlings and your fiblings. Okay, Claudia, that was your
term. Mister thighmaster. You are up to work out want exactly. I'm
stays a look going on right now. I don't have a ranged attack.
Do I see Klaus? How how far at that angle's he's well, he's
not. He's on top of the roof. But at that angle where you're
rat Because how tall is Klaus. I'm gonna say you can't see him from
where he's at, even though he's like he's not. You are so far
out in the angle looking up at the ten foot tall building. So I'm
gonna say you probably do not have line aside on Klaus right thinking. Do
I have any cool weapons or in ability? He's not just punching things?
Okay, I mean you got a movement, you got you got monk skills.
You could get over there super easy to start punching these two. I
kid, Yeah, you could run up on Klaus stuff on that building.
Hey, hey, Brandon, m zero percent body fat cloud. He's gonna
point at her skeleton in the acid pit well played. Brandon's gonna attep it
as an insult, you cooling me, skinny, right, nor her corpse
as zero percent body fat. Okay, well, there's only room for one
shiny hairless man in this tournament. So I am going to um. We'll
take the leaf out of Claudia's book. I'm going to use my hurricane staff,
okay, to cast um. There's an inherent spell in the hurricane staff.
It allows me to cast gust of wind. As soon as I remember
how that works. Got a customer at the key point to cast gust of
wind as a save DC of thirteen, or I will blow him into the
acid pit the saving throw of what what's the year save strength? Okay,
all right, okay, so you go back. I think it's how many
feet does to shove them? Five or ten? But I you know,
I assume it's enough to get him into the air. I mean, well,
but here's it's five feetback. He's like still on the lips. I'm
gonna givehim a saving through a chance to like well, no, he already
uses. He will get his reaction to try to grow the lip. It's
only five feet. It's hard is because it's slick, but okay, a
line of strong winds sixty feet long and ten feet wide. Oh shit,
okay, each creature that starts its turn succeed strength saving probably bush fifteen feet
five in a direction following the line. I've ten fifteen all right, it's
very quickly, so long. Pretend to honeyful one hot buddy in this game.
All right, So that at the end of your turn, technically you're
over the acid, and I think the I think falling comes at the end
of the round or is the beginning of the round? When do you get
an amusing looney tunes? Well, that's that's what I'm checking. Uh,
you don't fall to the start of your turn. Okay, so you fall,
Sorry, playing on it. If it's at the start of my turn.
The minute I start to fall, I'm gonna cast my reaction misty step
or my bonus actions. Well, the thing is, the fall happens if
you fall the clip, you fall the five hundred feet first, and then
your turn starts. Gotcha, Unfortunately, so you're going to hit that ass.
That would be a long one. But yes, in this case,
I get it. Yeah, So, but I was saying that that's I've
fallen off enough mountains and games like that, and so yes, unfortunately,
so it is twenty five acid damage. Oh I'm dead for sure. Okay,
well yeah, I'm just glad I got to break out a classic weapon
from our invention there. Okay, goddamn dispellment fucked me so hard on all
right, So but here's the thing. Which room did you start in?
Um, it's been three weeks. I honestly don't. I think was over
here. I'm not mistaken. It could be. I think you're right.
Okay, So I'm gonna put you in that room start of the and now
it's your turn, and you are back at full health. You are a
brand new body, not not bad bear, which but Klaus melts better.
I am not going to use my um reset of spells and ability makes sense.
I'm gonna rock with what I've got. Um, I am going to
chug that invisibility potion. Okay, so you are now invisible. Okay,
good, you know UM and I. I'm gonna let them fight each other
for a second. I'll declare the dodge action and figure out what spell I
want to Actually, I'll move to I'll use my move Okay, I'll get
to here. I don't want to get too close in case they get flamed.
Okay, all right, at the bottom of the turn all right,
mister, mister, mister Kane. So we have three options to use.
We can either turn on the fire, turn on the lightning. We did
last time, but you can always do two things, or we can turn
up a master spell, a fire or lightning. Pick two, Which who
do you want to see? Considering we're those two are standing, Let's do
lightning. Okay, sounds great and lightning is on. And what's the other
one? Do you want fire or do you want master to spell? Um,
let's do mass to spell because fuck fuck the magic users. All right,
master spell. Any spell or spell like effects that are up are now
canceled to include your invisibility potion. So wait, it works on the potions
too. It is as a spell like effect. For Oh, she had
hers for a while, I thought they were immune. Gotcha. Oh wait
a minute, you know what. She're right? You are right, she
did and that one off a couple of times. So yeah, keep it
up, keep it up, all right, So any other spell effects that
are up go away. You two. So, Claudia, you are in
the lightning bolt, so give me a dexterity saving throw a DC uh seventeen
twenty twenty. You take half damage. Oh, this lightning is lame,
I know, hang on, so you take half of it. It was
the lightning of toureg all would be destroyed. Okay and metallica zam you it's
going through the building barely. You are adjacent, So give me a saving
throw for half of half of that. So it's a little dexterity. Dexterity,
yeah, you made it so half. So just take four lightning damage
because you're not in the blast already. Okay, all right, top of
the order class, you're up. All right, I'm gonna take a page
out of Brandon Timemaster's book and pull out a classic weapon. You're gonna get
your cock, yes, yes, all right, I'm going to urinate on
Silence Can's court corpse is classic. He gives the people what they want.
You gotta give him that. Oh so you're pissing on Silence Kan's corpse.
Yes, fantastic. All right. Give me give me a performance check.
Oh please, Lake Torre doesn't do worse? Uh, performance check. You
know it's not a bad it's not a bad walking wacky water weasel show.
Give me a con give me, just give me a constitution roll, just
a straight constitution roll. See how long your stream lasts for. Okay,
um, oh, that's a healthy that's a healthy piss. That is a
that is a that is a full turn piss. That is like you just
you just sat there to Wes Anderson, I did the matches somewhere at the
crowd, say that just that is a healthy piss. Steady clap, that's
asparagus and and and Cheerio's piss. Good. Yeah, all right? Uh
is that my action? Yes, that's your hour. I'd like to move
two spaces over and use my bonus action to shoot Claudia. Okay, tell
you what the people in the audience you turned up for clauss again, I
mean right now, this is your dick is still out right? Yeah,
okay, shoot Claudia with what all right, Um, since I've been using
sharp shooter, that would have been an eleven. Okay, so I'm assume
that misses you, Claudia. Yeah, yeah, I was distracted. Yeah
you have a yeah, I know you're on the class. Okay, cool,
all right, end off your turn, Claudia. You just arrow whizzes
by your head whizzes. I guess it could have been It could have been
worse. Yeah, she sees this case over here, this craz she is.
Um, there's two of them having a lot of fun. There's two.
Okay, hang on, did you leave Brandon thime masters area? Like?
So he gets at tack of opportunity unless you use the disengage um you
can do as a bonus action. Yeah, let's do that. Disengage,
disengage and go check out these crates. Okay, uh it is again.
Each one has twelve sticks of dynamite in it. Oh dang, each case
has twelve sticks. So yeah, that's over here. Yeah, yeah,
but there's two two crates. Yes, yes, there are double the fun.
Brandon is stunned to put two and two to give. Does she have
any um action or movement left? Your bonus action movement and you can here's
the thing. You can open and lift things like that as part of your
movement action. You still have an action. But if she blows it up,
she doesn't have enough to sprint. Awe, Oh you're gonna get caught
in the blasts. I'm okay with that. She does have one life left
to live out. Just feel like fuck it. The crowd came here for
action, not coming sense. I think she's gonna go ahead and do it.
Okay, she's a bit chaotic, Okay, I love this. Okay,
So here's I'm gonna do. These blasts are bigger because there are big
six of dynamite, and I will roll the damage one second, so it's
gonna be double the size because there's two of them going off. So hang
on one second boom, a second one going off down here. Okay,
so everything in that round, so give me a saying. There are twelve,
so both we're gonna twenty four D six eighty nine. So all right,
I don't all right, So it is a deck save and it's only
dynamite. So it's a deck save of fourteen. That's only dynamite. It's
only a dynamite. I take a eye after all this. Oh yeah,
you are you are technically in the dual explosion. So yeah, so we'll
start with brand boy, we'll start with branding. Okay, So in the
U, I assume you want to use your uncandy dodge to like, are
your evasion to absolutely okay? So oh FYI looked that up. We uh,
evasion is the thing that lets you do the the miss of the AoE
damage if you make or miss the save things oncanny dodge lets you half damage
from a target. You can see, yes, um with your reaction,
So that that's okay, you know what, that's a good call. I
should have remembered that. So she's gonna blow herself up in this anyway.
So it's gonna be great evil way because I'm gonna thing it is like I
hate to say this quality like there's no rood for you to dodge too.
I'm giving an opportunity, So Brandon, move your character several spaces to the
right, like two spaces to the right. Boom, Okay, glee.
He has nobody had to singe. Claudia, Uh, you take eighty nine
blow up damage. So um, Metallica is saying, what the fuck I
mean? You can't explain, you don't know what she's gonna do. You
gotta give her that. Yeah, I love this chaotic little pixie. Um
all right, So Metallic Zan, that entire wall um went exploding and you're
on side of it. So I would like you to give me a dexterity
saving throw. I'm gonna jump it. I'm an here's like I'm pushing it
up a little bit because you're also getting all this debris being thrown at you.
So you're well, luckily I'm a sorcerer or somebody. So this is
a dexterity with the debris of the wall coming at you. This is a
DC eighteen four team. Okay, So well I made the fireball one yeah,
so not the des well. No, this is all of it's combined,
because now it's fire and rock coming at you, you know, because
that blast was going outward, you know, so all that debris is coming
at you. So yeah, you take eighty nine uh or yeah, take
eighty nine damage. Claudia, take eighty nine damage. Well I'm dead.
Okay, I'll reset there, I'll reset my spells. Okay, Claudia,
Yeah I assume you are. Yeah, yeah, you're dead, So hang
on here. I'll put your back. I am I born eighty seven safe.
That was dramatic, okay, and you are I think we're Oh shit,
I don't want to do that. Where did you start out? I
do not remember, because Klaus was here. When he was here, I
think, you know what, I'll put you down. I'll just you know
what, I'll put you down here in a birthday hunt. How's that okay?
Because I think you ran into one of these portals and it got you
pushed around or something like way back when. So me's aalca is Jesus christ
a right, all right? So Claudia is two dats, drew two debts,
Bevan one dat Rick? What fortune? I was on the other side
of that wall. Yes, Steve, invisible and unsafe. We should resettle
the dynamite. Unfortunately, the dynamite is all No, it's not all spent.
That one's gone. The ones in the firing. You know, I'll
keep one of these fireballs on the field, just like for the sake of
it. Class. Thanks, that was amazing. I should have pissed on
Silence's corpse again, all right, so that that area is still on fire.
Right, So that was Claudia branding, you're up? What the fuck?
All right? As far as uncle said, well, I saw really
it was cool and he just run into a wool and exploit. Yes,
okay, Well I'm gonna go a different way from that. I sold class,
go up on this roof. So I'm gonna, yes, monk myself
up onto this roof. Give me an acrobatics or agility of acrobatics are just
straight athletics with your preference acropatics. Here we go, make it look good
twenty seven, twenty seven. You you like, do like you like?
Kind of like jump flip backwards in mid air and the still landing your feet
on the top. It looked pretty cool. I like to think it looks
like an old Show Brothers movie when the curly dropped jumped off the high place
and then played the footage back. I played a footage back. I was
showing my son the old Peaches video from the unit the President United States of
America. But they fought the ninjas in the woods and they did exactly that.
So there you got affecting that technique. Yes, boosh, okay,
you were up there, so you still have movement left. You only went
up like you went five, ten, fifteen up, so you have fifteen
more feet. It's Klaus on the actual roof. Yeah, you're looking right
at im. You're standing over the corpse of Silas Cane and his dick is
out. Sorry, friends, Oh my god, it's like that moment into
shining but worse. All right, well it killing everybody is the any way
to kept from this nightmare, then, so be it. I'm gonna lay
the a monk version of laying on hands. I guess that's two, and
I'm strike. Where are you laying those hands? There's room for your hands
in mind? Are you aiming for the balls? Yeah? I believe it's
his one weakness. Okay, I've id ever seen Silas fighting once before,
and it was a lot of dick striking, right nineteen and at twenty one
there those both hit. Are you using any kind of dodge? Right?
That's I'm Candy Dodge does right? Wait are you asking me? No,
I'm I'm Candy Dune starting it. I'm Candy Dodge doesn't do anything against but
punchy things. I don't think I'm really starting at fifth level. When an
attacker that you can see hit two with an attack, you can use your
reaction to have the attacks damage against you. Yes, but you pick one
of the attacks. Do you want to do the top one of the nineteen?
Sorry? All right, well it's too late. You're gonna pick before
you know what the second damage? Yeah? All right, um, yeah,
just I'll pick this one. Yeah, okay, that's fine. So
seven points of seven points to your balls and a thirteen points to your balls.
I'd like to burn a key point to do flurry of blows also preferred
to one armed strikes again to the testicles. Florry of blowing me while my
winner is out? Yes, needs must my friend eighteen and twenty four both
I believe hits so oh yes, that is thirteen and seventeen bludgeoning damage,
thirty damage and I guess I ejaculated. That is on you. Uh,
you know it'll be that hard bandon. You know you can give me a
dex. You can give me a dex save to see if you avoid the
ejaculate. Yes, obviously Natural Brand took a blow to hit celibacy. I
should be good at this by now. Fair etxically nineteen you like like the
matrix, you bend over backwards and the ejaculate shoots over your face so narrowly
missing you. Let's just say it hit Silence's corpse. Okay, okay,
can the Klaus crowd they're really getting the money's roof, house house of glass?
All right, So that is the end of Brandon thigh Master's turn.
All right, Metallica zam oh, I'll start you over on this side of
the room. That way and you are no longer invisible. All right,
um, really a ton I can do, honestly, So can I see
Brandon and Klaus on the roof this roof you would probably see the tops of
their heads. But that's about it good enough. I mean this buildings ten
feta, so you're looking over the top barely. I would say, yeah,
they would have they would have three quarters cover. Well, the great
thing about fireball is it doesn't give a shit about cover. It does not,
sir um, All right, let's just say a fifth level fireball.
Hello, oh, I can use my staff of power one. I don't
even have to burn my own spell. Yeah, both of you give me
saving throws d D okaysticks dirty saves twenty one. You're fine. I assume
you're going to use your evasion. Yes, okay, it's done me pretty
well so far. All right, hang on real fast. You also the
fireballs like that, so the fireball will be proximably there, so you guys
will have to evade. Pick a side that you're going. Klaus, you
probably have to go left and jump off the building. And uh yeah,
so class you're probably gonna end up down here, and Brandon, you're gonna
end up down here. Okay, Yeah, Brandon was already moving away from
Claus in the last round. You guys are both off the buildings, so
neither of them took damage because they both evaded. There's a love explosions going
on. You suck robot. That's a good one. Okay, that was
Metallica Zam's turn. End of the turn. What do you say? Fire
and lightning? Yeah, okay, well as anybody within the fifteen feet if
not the fires kind of a waste the time. Yeah, it looks cool.
Nah, fuck it bother both five ten fifteen twenty five five ten fifteen
twenty You guys are both just outside, but your your butts are feeling pretty
warm. Metallica Zam, you are directly adjacent to some lightning damage. You
mean a dexterity saving through DC seventeen fourteen. Again, I will only do
two. We'll just I'll only do two of the dice and ships. You're
adjacent, so so yes, so half that so six Already, if we
played the last few rounds of this in real time, it's just Brendon five.
As to being buffeted from one explosion to the next, it has been
kind of amazing. That's what D and D is made of. Yes,
all right, top of the turn, mister Klaus, mister Richter. I
feel bad shooting Brandon after that amazing flurry of blows. But he's on the
other side of the building. Yeah, but I haven't winged boots. Okay,
Um, I'm gonna fly over there and shoot him in the face.
You're gonna fly up high? Um, all right, I'm gonna go here
and then go high enough to where I can see him at all, So
I would say, yeah, yeah, just go ten feet up. You
should be fine. Okay, all right, two two sharp shooters coming up.
Is he still flying around with his dick out? Yes? He is.
He never until I got it, until I'm told I actually or bonus
action to put the penis away happened, Gibby, Ye never never gonna happen.
First texts twelve. That's gonna miss. Definitely not a family friendly dream.
I need to wake up one more. Just like just like an angel
with a with a bow, like a cupid with a big old manly dong
just flapping behind it. All right, how about sixteen sixteen does not hit
shucks? All right? Then I'm gonna go back down and land on top
of the building right here. Uh, Claudia, you are backing your little
room over there, so peaceful. Here is no fire. Yeah yeah,
let's let's look around. Well all right, she would like to come out
of her little hut and m hmmm, dash up aside a bit. That's
all she'll do for biemash her up. Okay, well, I just or
class fire at me and yes, go back onto the roof. So I'm
gonna bump my way back up. Ba okay, give me an athletics role
or acrobatics. Acrobatics not any problem. Like before, he's ten feet up
and you have a staff. Give me an athletics role to do the sugarco
uppercut nineteen not a problem. You leap into the air now you can.
You're well in air. You can punch the shtow him. Excellent, I
an air combo. Good a right, let's go, Brandon. The arrow
of the Gods is cheering for you. You can also just grab onto his
dick. Let's try and avoid that. Shall we give you twenty six?
Oh? Those it for fifteen and twelve? Yeah yeah, I was going
to but then, yeah, you said all the numbers before that's fine.
You can still that's probably gonna kill me. I've just given you a No,
it's not gonna kill you. It's minus. It's twenty seven. You
are you're, you're, You're still kicking a little bit unless he wants to
do a definitely okay, okay, well elevated smack smack twenty five, twenty
five, okay for eleven and twelve with a final shot, you're seeing a
speed box on a speedbag. Yeah, basically, that's what you just did
to his testicles in the body. The corpse of Klaus Richter falls on top
of the roof, dick still out, but it's oddly pointing at you,
piss on. It's like the Mona Lisa of dicks. He died the way
he lived with his dick out. At least at least it didn't fall dick
down on my corpse. All right, this was my last life. I'll
be you are on your last life. Yes, I'll be good enough.
Back all my spells. Okay, all right, So that was Brandon metakam,
you're up, all right, I am going to He definitely would have
had a line of sight on that midair dick comba oh without a doubt.
Uh yeah, I guess Can I see Brandon Thimemaster currently, Yes, because
at the start of his next turn, he'll come down to the top of
the roof, so he's technically still hanging in midair. Um, I haven't
had much shooting him with um you know, actual a dodgy magic, so
hey you can do give me, do me a real quick favor and give
me a intelligence role. Sure thing, don't check it. We can do
two spells if one of them is a cantrack, right, yes, okay,
three never mind, it's never mind all right, Um, I am
going to unleash uh three, I'm gonna do Eldritch Blast, which shoots three
different missiles that have not a problem rules not a problem to maximize my chance
of actually hitting. Sounds good? Uh one, sixteen, twenty two and
twenty two twenty two. Definitely hits two and seven, and then I will
use the bonus action since that was a can trip. Uh to misty step
thirty feet away. Sounds good. Brandon has no idea why he's hit by
just looking suspiciously at Klaus's coup. End of the turn. Will say the
fire and the lightning pop in the place because no one's nearby, so we're
because I don't know, we'll waste a bunch of time. Mister Kane,
how's the fight going for you so far? Do you have any fan Do
you have any favors? Do you have any you have any picks? Who
do you thinks a win? Not Klaus? Okay speaking since I'm the only
one who worships tour, right, they're all kind of losers, so they're
all going to hell anyway, so it really doesn't matter. Well, okay,
you know what, I'm starting to like this guy? Hey, can
we get sky like a contract? Anyway? Moving on top of the order,
it is Klaus, your body reappears new body. Ah, I've bathed
again. You're unfortunately Dick is in your pants. It's the cleanest you've ever
been. Curse you got all right? Going two? All right? Two
steps will take me out, ye and then I want to fly up onto
the roof. Okay, so like here yep, and uh Brandon with two
sharpshooters. Okay, he's still technically in the air, suspended from where he
punched it because at the start of his turn is when he falls. So,
as we established, he got some hang time there yes, all right,
here's the first one. All right? Does a nineteen hit nineteen?
Does not hit? Damn it? All right, here's one he's got pretty
good defense. Does a twenty fucking six hit? Twenties six? Does hit?
Give me it? Chinkxt it? All right? Take twenty damage?
Twenty damage. Okay, I'm gonna tell you this. Since you were hanging
in mid air, you can there's nothing to evade, there's nothing to push
off of a twist, So that is twenty damage to Hey, where do
you want this error to go? Klaus Um, I'll possess. Can you
have an arrow in your You have have an arrow in your spheter? Well,
that's truly a dead dove do not eat moment. I don't know what
I was expecting. I have to go with the areola. But you know
what, up the pooper is a classic in hindsight. It was perfectly obvious
yet completely unexpected. I have hindsight, line of sight on his hind that
is true. So, mister thymemaster, you have an arrow shaft halfway up
your butt. So, well, that's a new experience. You probably want
to die now, Claudia, you want to finish them off. Wait,
it's your turn. Because it's her turn, she can certainly try. All
right, Okay, so she needs to get closer. Yeah, yeah,
don't work. He's still in the air. Let us try just a landland
land landland damns looks so cool in the moment. Obey my will Why did
I try to do fifteen twists? I think months do have like slow fuck
they do fu fuck I think. Unfortunately that's gonna miss yes, him swimming
down, Okay, all right, unfortunately that misses anything. We do it
for your bonus action. Uh see here, you can move again, or
you can try to find someplace to hide. You can jump in the acid
joint, solace in the booth. In the booth, you can just kill
yourself any time. You tuck in towards the building a little bit. Oh
wait a minute, wait a minute, that's where the little lightnings go.
Um okay, back toward the Okay, that's it. Fantastic. Okay,
Uh, mister thighmaster, you land that arrow in your asses is not pleasant.
He still does the super air electic, but he's got arrow and it's
fake to gott a bow legged at the moment, like, oh my god,
right up the Hershey, highway. This is awful. This is an
awful dream, and not demand to like cut You're not dream in power.
Not get the fucking fighting. I ain't gonna burn a key point for step
of the wind. See if I can jump directly to Okay, the next
roof ware clauses. All right, I guess i'll I think that's gonna be
athletics alone. Well, the wind allows you to move how far? Step
of the wind doesn't let you dash without using dash? Yeah? Also it
does something cool with your jump as well. Where here, I'll just look
it up actution. Your jump distance is doubled for the turn. Okay,
so yeah it should you have to clear it? Yeah, for the sake
of of the time we have left. Yeah, fuck you did it?
Cool. That's my bonus action. So I can only punch class twice,
which is half as much as I would like to punch. Okay, we
have arrow vengeance twenty five and at twenty two. All right, don't yeah,
I guess for the twenty five the first one, I'm gonna use my
silvery barbs. Okay, sounds goods. He's gonna make you reroll it,
oh, I see? Okay, right, so reroll that twenty five,
so it's a twenty two and a twenty fuck it, okay, yeahs both?
All right? Do you want to evade one of them? Round Kenny,
dodge one of them? Excuse which one? Which the first ones?
Will I'm kind of first one? Okay, click your first damage, so
thirteen half we'll call that a six and a ten. All right, sixteen
damage, sixteen total damage. And then he's got it. Just so sink
to the floor, and remember he has an arrow in his sin. Yes,
ow ow out metallica, zam through the has and smooth. You can
see the actual experience. You can see the due bastards since top of the
building, duking it out. But there's also claw Audio whose things. She's
hiding behind a building directly in line aside of you. UM, I have
a question. How high are the roofs of these buildings? Ten feet tall?
Ten feet tall? I think that might be perfect for something fun.
Oh it's just right. The word I never blew up, Yes, sir,
it is. I'm gonna use my staff of power to levitate yes.
Uh the dynamite okay, Uh, directly going to get so hard, Sarah,
keep going until it's level with uh class and Brandon, and I will
then, uh use my fire I'll quicken a fireball, okay, using spell
casting points. Oh no, wait, I already castle. I'll use a
quickened fire bolt. The can trip to light it on fire. Now the
firebolt, I hang on, you might wanna rephrase that because I'm gonna let
you know. Now, firebolt, you have to see a target, and
that's a thing, right, The target would be the creative dynamite. Right.
No, but I mean it's it's it's it's I think it's a target
of creature that you can see. I think that's as the rules as written,
as as it says, gotcha. I mean I'm happy to spend the
sorcery points down to a fireball. Oh you can. Here's the thing with
the size of that explosion. Just blow that thing up and it'll take out
you just put a fireball on that. It would be the fireball and the
secondary explosion. All right, I will fireball the Uh you can literally just
put it right here and it will get everything. I h yeah, I
think I will do exactly that, all right, Okay, fireball quickened?
Oh funzy funzies, Okay, sorry for from just the fireball. Okay,
So here's the thing. I'm dodging this one. Okay here, so give
me both both Klaus and uh uh Klaus and Brandon give me dick Sterry's having
throws DC sixteen seventeen. All right, you make it. You would like
to uncanny dodge and move out of the way of the blast invasion? Yes,
okay, Klaus, same thing to both of you. Both like to
avoid that, correct, yes, please. Now there's a reason I put
it behind Klaus. Now you hang on, doesn't now, But the thing
is that's your reaction. Now. The secondary explosion that goes off is a
different force altogether. So both of you are going to take it is let
me see the case of what it is one case of twelve So slash roll
twelve D six dynamite. Both of you take forty three fire damage. Yeah,
not surviving that one. I will use my move action to nonchalantly walk
away. Brandon, I think you were down in this room. Yep,
give refresh yourself flying across the arena. All right. So yeah, here's
the thing. You get blown up so bad your head goes into the stands.
People catch it like it's like a foul ball. Yeah, holding it
up like and it goes unfortunately, it goes up here to like the tour
rag people so like to dourrac you know so well, I had a pretty
good run for explations. I can't complain, all right, And to like
that blast, I'm gonna put you over here. It knocks you. Give
me an acrobatics roll, mister Klaus, to see if you land on your
feet or on your back. Okay, acrobatics are rogues casts the question of
the year. At a certain level, they kind of are. Nineteen you
land on your feet, but you are burned and hurt and it is not
pleasant. All right, bottom of the round. What do you say,
mister kings we turn on the fire again? Of course? Right? How
do we just turn it on and keep it on? I'm quite okay with
that, all right. Let to think about a little bit m infinite fire,
Yeah sure, why not? And we'll do a master to spell.
So any spells that are up are now dispelled as well objects and two kinds.
Okay. So at the end of that round, Klaus, you are
in the fire this time, so to take twelve more fire damage? Yeah,
sorry, Bud, all right, I got it for you, all
right. Top of the round, Klauss. You're up. Ah good because
that hurt. Yes, all right, I'm gonna use all of my movement
and dashing uh to fly over to the circle in the middle. Sounds like
a plan. Two three four five six one two three four five six just
made it, okay and you are back to full health. Okay, back,
I'm going to get a fast person to utilize that he's the one he's
got he's got flying boots and try to run across the slick oil. All
right, I'm gonna shoot metallic zam twice. It sounds like a good plan.
Shit, you had an action left, you fucker. Yeah, at
least you use your bonus to uh fucking use your dash. Wait doesn't No,
don't robes get like an extra one. I think you can use your
bonus to do a dash for free? Yes? Yeah, so oh yeah,
you burn your bonus? All right, I got I got you?
All right? So does eighteen hit roll again disadvantage because of its magical cloak?
Yep? Well wait does that? Was that not affected by the magic
are still working? So I'm assuming my cloak is still working? Yeah?
Well, no, the boots I can use again. This This seems like
a glass house is to it. No, at this point, I let
I let the I let the potions go. It's usually if a spell effect
is up. So this is an item effect. This is not a spell,
I cass, same as the flying boots. All right, well that
worked out for you? Does a thirteen hit? It does not? All
right? Right, Well, that's all the all the juice are getting that
turn. Okay. No, Claudia Um for her telekinetics show can if class
he had to he had to land on the on the Okay, I think
I think she needs to get like five feet closer, but for thirty five
feet. But yeah, she will try. What's here? What's the range
on that thing again? It's thirty five? Hang on here right thirty it's
thirty. I think, Oh you are just there too. Yes, you
could shove him one square into the acid strengths, say DC fifteen, mister
Klaus. Yeah, oh crap, Hey, Unfortunately, sir, that puts
you right into the acid because you're on the edge. I told her everybody
before because of the slickness. Now it is. I'll give you yeah fu
already did you that's the things you already use your reaction, already use your
reaction as you're saving throw. So uh well, well hang on here,
so slash roll. All right, I'm healed again. Ship twenty four acid
damage your next turn. On your next turn, you can either fly up
or pull yourself up, and I will let you know it's viscous on the
next turn. You're gonna take half that amount again on the start of your
next turn because you'll be out of the acid. But it's thick, so
it has one more like things. It will be twelve more damage. That's
the top of your next turn. That would be quite a good job,
Brandon, Thimemaster, you have reconstituted. You're in the room. You're tearing
me apart. Sheila, Hi'm Atallica zam. I guess I don't know a
heike ground hasn't really worked out for me. But then again, I suppose
the first thing I see you when I come out here is cloud strouting an
acid. Yes, so it could be worse. Uh yeah, I'm gonna
monk up onto the roof. Okay, I'm not trying to do it stealthfully.
Okay, give me a stealth check. It's not something Brandon is actually
used to doing stealth YEP fifteen it's not bad and quietly. Yeah, you
get up there all out, all right, we gonna do what you're up
there? Who looks viable? Who can I see here with your punching skills?
No one, They're all far away. Yeah, they are all far
away. Cowards will wave claud to give you perception. Check beat beat a
fifteen. You see if you notice him up there? Because he's still up
there. So oh yeah, I just assumed he was like flexing. I
guess he did. You do not see the flexing giant man? I'll roll
I'll roll in that too, yes, please, Yeah, you see his
you see his glistening nipples. That's quite good, I mean I was.
I think that's the first time I've tried to stealth in a seventy year campaign.
I'm quite happy. How that work. Are you gonna try to do
some stuff of the wind ship and get over to Metallica? Are you gonna
like, yeah, I can see metallic zam right. Well no, it's
one building over and he's downce No, from your angle, you cannot see
I can't see Claudia. You can't see Claudia. Yes, okay, well
my attack is going to bring me stupidly close to the acid pit. But
then again, I don't number countallica zams there. So this is where I
end up. After my meeting, my movement, and for my action,
I will take the dodge action. Mister Kazam, oh Man, I'm worryingly
close to this acid pit. Fireball, fireball, Okay, m oh,
I don't think I have enough to do that one. Oh you lucky ducky.
I have been a lucky ducky. That's true. You have to announce
your shot. I was boy rogue in a corner pocket. I thought I
could do a line attack, but I'm realizing I'm not sure I can.
Oh No, I do have enough. Okay, cool, I'm in a
cone of cold. Sounds great. Here's a great fact I looked up.
Evasionally works on dexterity saves. It does, so that gets both Klaus and
branded man. That was the goal kind of soothing after the acid Yeah,
con save of sixteen. Okay, all right, both of you give me
constitution saving branding you fail minus forty. Well, I might say I'm not
wearing any clothes. Yeah, you're you're out, he said, Oh Bob,
another minus forty okay, okay, and the ass it is frozen over
um at least at least a few inches on the top, and then Metallicazam
will uh bravely move away. Now it's a cold of cold. It does
the damage. But did this slows a slow their movement or anything like that.
It doesn't have any sort of slowing if if they if they die,
they become a frozen statue until it thaws. Not a bad fate for Brandon,
got it? Okay, just check it. Okay, So Basy just
come on, okay, I just kind of throw out my eyes down,
get away, I will say. I will say this. So the top
okay, the top of the round, then it's a fire is still going
lightning still, oh fuck, the lightning is going bass damn it hang on
here. You can just do it at the top of the round. That's
when damage would occur anyway. Usually Well no, yeah, I activated that's
I'm gonna put it here layer and it'll it'll stay on now, So bam
and Bob is in there, like man, that shove was incredibly well placed.
Yeah, and I'm sorry about this. Okay, So Bob, you
cannot move at the moment because the ice, the cone of cold froze over
the top layer of the thing that you're still stuck in. So when the
lightning goes off, it will be the full amount of eight D eight artists.
I would pay good money to see Silas and Klaus battle it out in
You only take because you cannot dodge, you only take fifteen lightning damage.
I got you. Okay, this right, you might get your wish yep,
okay, top of the order of Klaus. You're up. It's you're
gonna need it to beat a DC's thirteen strength of any fashion to pull yourself
out of the top layer of the frozen ice of the acid. Oh sorry,
um uh kind of all right, So even with my wing boots,
yeah, because wings not really swim speed. I mean it'll here here.
If you're using the wing boots, I'll give you a little bonus. I'll
drop it down to a strength a strength saving throw of eleven. Okay,
does that mean you Well, that's the problem. It's gonna take a residual
out of acid damage. Like I said on his turn, you get free
and you take you get free. Unfortunately, but remember I told you,
like you feel in the acid, it's viscus. So you're gonna take half
the amount, So you're gonna take it was twenty four, you're gonna take
twelve acid damage. Unfortunately that kills yeah and falls right back in his body.
On his third and final death, Um melts away, leaving only behind
a dick and a smile acid facial for the wind, guess, and then
a spectral form floats around. Then a new body appears, and next to
Silas Kane one Klaus Richter with a headset in the microphone. Hi, it's
good to be here. And did you have fun at least? Because that's
what it really matters? And I put the people into these I had fun
watching him die. This is our inaugural murder brawl. Yeah, this is
our inaugural murder brawl. And that you guys are putting on a guy hell
of a show. So thank you so much. All right, cool?
Next in line it is Claudia. Uh. Okay, um, she'll she'll
try to shoot an arrow at Brandon. Okay, twenty two? Yeah,
twenty two does hit? Do you have the cool monk thing where you can
deflect a missile and throw it back at him? I do, I've never
used it. Well, now's the time, buddy man, because if you
I've been helping all of you, and I want to see cool ship because
he's like if he if he beats the damage, you can throw it back
at you and you take your damage. I've got a button for it.
So the damage is what is it? Nine damage damage? Okay, it's
one D ten plus seventeen, so eight. So he negates all the damage
and throws it back at Claudia. Claudia, can you beat a twenty two?
Because okay, then you take He whips that arrow back around and throws
it right back at you. Brandon word, you like to put this arrow
winner um directly in a stupid stupid all right? So it goes through the
bear had nine damage, so it is piercing your skull, but only like
a little bit. Like so the tip it's in the bone. It is
in the bone. Did it hit me? I can't feel anything, blood
trickling down. Well, he took nine damage, so exactly. Oh cool,
I'm so glad I got to use that Metallica's excuse me, thimaster,
it's your turn now, she just tried to hit you. I mean you
can't move away now you took attack. You can run if you want yourself
movements. Claudia. Okay, oh yeah it was it was my turn here,
let's see. Yeah, she'll run over. That feels almost like an
offside kick situation when he takes the attack back for himself, mister thimaster,
she ran away. Okay the lightning Is this still active though? I just
have to yeah, yeah, yeah, you gotta dodge around it, yep,
Okay, then I'll do. You say, it's just staying on now.
At this point it is just fire and crack like an ozone and burning.
This place is a battlefield with everywhere speed. I can make it up
towards Claudia or next to Claudia. I should say, Okay, do you
want me to roll anything? For getting across the I would say, because
of the amount of things, you can either go the long way around this
way in the backside. This one's gonna be a couple of rolls. Are
you have to move at half speed to get to I'll say, to get
to her? Okay, half speed for dodging the lightning, Okay, yep,
because you can see it. It's there. You know what's going.
So you can like limbo and all that stiff, but like anytime you like,
you get near here, Like basically any any of these squares will count
as double your movement. Okay, in that case, I can't get that
close to her, and I'm not going near the acid pit I've learnt from
classes mistakes there. I think, Yeah, this is as far as I
can get. The dodge action is my action? Fantastic? You're up.
I'm gonna gonna try something a little wacky. Um gonna move up to here,
just barely peek around the corner, and I'm gonna mind sliver Brandon thigh
master sounds good? What mind intelligent save DC sixteen for nine psychic damage?
Well, that's not happening, okay. In Safe Here we Go, is
Drew taking lightning damage for walking right into it? Actually, yeah, I
probably will. Yeah, you're gonna move back at the end of night after
I shoot. He makes the save a damage no damage, and you,
since you walked into it, give me a dexterity save of DC seventeen.
There, mister natural twenty. Okay, so you will take half damage of
twenty seven, so we'll call that thirteen. All right. I can't believe
I made an intech. Today is a day of first for me. Yes,
the top of the order, Claudia. Let's see here, she's gonna
shoot an arrow at Brandon. I hope the exact same finger. Well,
that is his armor class twenty one does hit. Yeah, but you can
still use a reaction too. Well, No, you use your reaction to
make your saving throw against tall like the xam. I was too busy thinking
yes, I never kiss you anyway, So unfortunately that is eight damage.
What do you want put the arrow, Claudia? Oh wait, does he
still have an arrow in his button? Now that's a new body. We're
gonna go right for the abs. Wow, your beautiful abs are now marred
with an arrow. If only months could rage? All right, take your
damage? Was your thymemasters? One thing up the abs? Now all right,
mister thymemaster, it's your turn. Do you have an arrow and your
beautiful your your your washboard is marred well by the bear woman. There's only
one logical retort to this, and still, of course beat someone to death.
Yeah, okay, so moving past a lightning it counts as double movement
for those squares. But you can still get to her. I mean we
could join hands and jump in the acid together like a thumb and Louise.
Okay, you first, someone who has done that. I highly recommend it.
Okay, coming in with two unarmed strikes, yep, blow. Oh
you wouldn't hurt a girl? Seven you're a bear? Twenty seven fifteen they
both hit and would you like to do would you like have to damage one
of these quadio? Yeah? First one, pam, Okay, we are
they're four at five, five and seventeen. Name a key point to do,
flurry of blows? So another two shots? I love this. Twenty
eighth A ten ten probably ten, so that's an extra thirteen damage. Okay,
I got your I got your character going. Yep, all right,
so metallicazam, oh boy, oh man, we're over here. Shut up
excitting. How I'm play? You know, I could be it could be
smart about it, or I could give the people what they want. To
give the people what they want. Let me make sure I've got the movement.
Now you can take you can go half speed through the lightning to miss
it. Good. Yeah, I'll do that then, because that's what Brandon
did and he's been doing that. He's been like, but it got just
double your movement to like you got to slow down, like I'll go under
the lightning and go around to that kind of thing. All right, So
that's ten fifteen, just so the squares of the lightning. If you're gonna
be here, we gotta we gotta fireball be here. Well of course,
yeah, so it makes sense. Let's fifth level this bad boy, okay,
but it's dexterity, so you know, uh, and I'll pop it
right the air. So it just goes rushing down their little hop. They're
a little fire tunnel. There's a lot of fire in his tunnel. There's
so much fire, all right, So both Brandon and Claudia get me dex
thirty saving throws, Come on, dext and fail me. Now, oh
yes, that's twenty three for Brandon. All right, so Brandon can dodge
it completely, all right. Somebody only takes damage from a fireball. Yeah,
so Claudia, you are going to take Yeah, it feels yes.
She cannot say yeah, Unfortunately, you're gonna take what was the total amounts?
Thirty three? UFTA. Okay, spent a long time trying to fiable
rogues and monks. It's like whack a mole. I mean, I guess
I didn't realize how many people we're gonna have evasion coming into the coignent desk.
Do we have our weapons up in the booth taking punch technically yes,
Now Grundled, the guy who summoned you is protected by PLEXI class youtub are
just next week, I'm gonna shoot. I'm gonna you know, sharp shooter
clause. It's it's kind of like there's two undead uh like pirates, like
parts of the Caribean. You can just keep stabbing the shit out of each
other. It just nothing happens. It just feels good. Yeah, definitely
feels good, sir, I'm trying to watch the show. Okay, fantastic,
Yeah, go to town. Wait wait, wait, quick question for
the thirty three m damage. Is Clyde shaking half of that form the uncondn't
you didn't make the save evasion would still have it? Right? Oh yes,
yeah yeah, all right, so I'll back out back in fifteen damage.
Okay, cool, all right, top of the order, Claudia,
do you have a knife or something, because if you're trying to shoot him
at range in front of you, it's going to be a disadvantage. Yeah,
she has a vicious dagger. Then viciously stab him in the abs.
Yeah, I think she's short anyway, that probably is. Yep. Now
you can just grab that arrow in her head and just pulled her back like
like a midge like little person trying to punch you. So pro tip.
His butthole is also vulnerable. Well you know what, twenty six is gonna
hit that butthole. Oh yeah, that is six will hit yeah butthole.
All right, so you take six damage, sir, I must be No,
it's not enough. I'm not looking great. All right? Uh,
do you have anything you can do a bonus action for another attack, like
do you have an offhand dagger? Oh no, shove him into the light
though telekinetically bonus you could shove him into the lightning punt with a bonus action
is a good one. Yeah, thank you, Van. Wait a minute,
you caught. You can shove me back, go forward with no you
well, she can still move to here. No, she can move to
right here and not take attack of opportunity and telechnetically shove you. Yeah,
okay, okay, that I'll take all right, the coaching telekinetics shoving you
nut all right, So Brandon, give me a yep, give me a
strength save of DC fifteen okay, twenty one, you will take you will
take half. You will take half damage then, because mind you don't get
you don't get, you don't get shoved. Yeah, so you're fine.
Yeah, okay, Brandon, she just tried to push you into lightning.
Well it was a nice nose, gonna everything shadow her tell it kinetically,
punchy. Now, no, just connect to strikes. I know. I
think that's gonna do her. So yeah, eight, give you some damage
for sixteen and twenty seven. Yeah, that's going too. Yeah, she's
she's well, technically you get half one of those, and if he Floria
blows you, it would take a Floria blows You can survive this if you
want to push him to make him burn his key points. Um, it's
okay. She won to uh go and wave her hat at the crew.
Unfortunately it's stuck on your head. It rips a little and flip. You
missed the opportunity of death by blowing. All right, So as like as
before, her body drops to the ground, bosh, and she joins the
rest of the spectral cast in the booth, who are stabbing the shit out
of Well, we'll compare which join me in stabbing Klaus it's fun. I'm
trying to enjoy a show. This is very distressed. Kill me now,
only any of us could be surprised Metallica, Sam, you're up all right?
Um I will you're right there? Yep. Um, tumble weed blows
between the two of you. Indeed, um, wait a minute has been
exploding meal this time? Now you know it was Claudia. You saw her
do that stuff. It is half the time. Definitely Claudia the whole time.
Hint. I man, I really did not build this for fighting invasion
characters. Um, but I guess what the hell? I will drop a
fireball on Brandon thigh master by using quickened spell or no, I can just
yeah, I can just do that when normal fuck you the thing that keeps
getting dispelled? Yeah? Um, all right, So the fireball for Brandon,
and then I will use the quickened ability to use my can trip Eldrich
blast and I will three times. All right, So Brandon, they give
me a deck save. Seems unlikely. I'm going to survive this one.
Okay, here we go, Deck safe seventeen. You make it, and
it was the round came back around, so you have your evasion. No,
you don't know. I mean, didn't you use it to like do
the last fireball? That was his last turn, so it came back around.
Yep, you're fine. Okay, So I aded to fireball, but
to the fireball it's Eldridge blast fuckery. What's this? So it's four damage
going right at you. So twenty five is gonna hit and the twenty one
is gonna hit absolutely eight and eight that will put me down. So two
of two deaths to two deaths lightning round, ladies and gentlemen, ding ding
ding ding ding. All right, Metaga's dam you feel your body being shifted
to right here. Branded you feel your body being shifted to right here,
Brandon. Since the two of your back Metaca's amis percentage, would you say
your life is at uh? Hang them? I would say maybe two thirds?
Right, two thirds, Brandon, you are back at two thirds life?
Okay, Brandon, don't slip in, Klaus. Yeah. By this
point it's been a couple of rounds, so that it's it's starting to that
acids starting to bubble back up. So all right, Brandon looks down to
his side of the bridge, sees a cock and two balls in the shape
of a smiley face. Yeah, I can't wait to wake up Brandon top
of the order. You're up. Okay, mm hmm A lot I can
do here. You can charge him and punch him, yeah, and then
slip. Well, I mean you will be It will be a deck's dirty
saving throw of DC twenty to get across the thing step at the wind,
I guess negates the fact that I'd have to do half movement to get across
the lightning. Yep. I can also jump for you could This will be
your first life to use it. But you wi you gent land in the
center. You will take lightning damage. Well, they don't want to do
that. I'm gonna have to gamble it then with just moving and hoping I
get the deck safe of twenty, which I don't think I will answered that
I'm not great, but it will be funny even fortunately. I mean,
this is how I planted. I didn't know it's gonna be a cast or
versus a melee. Okay, So my idea is to get to I guess
here, right, But whether I do that, I guess depends on wherever
I make this deck safe. Well, can you jump over the lightning?
That's the question. I could jump over the lightning though, problem if I'm
definitely using my step of the wind, step of the wind. Okay,
so that's my bonus action gone, okay, And then it's just a case
of wherever I which you have disadvantage on because it was rogue? Correct?
Um? Yeah? Do I make this? I mean, do I have
to roll any decks to get across that if you step with the wind to
jump over it? Basically no, okay, you never stepped on the oil.
All right. In that case, I'll just take a two on arm
strikes at disadvantage. Lah, biff, so ten and twenty four twelve damage
clunk, you have bunked. I appreciate your smooth hairlessness. Any one of
his may survive. Oh yeah, you have smart enough to blow him all
right. Um, well, but I'm gonna go ahead and misty step yeah
to the one square that looks like might not be in the lightning. Oh
well, no, no, no, you you're correct it will I will
jump to the free free heel square yep uh and come back up to I
got you, I got you, Thank you, sir, welcome, and
then I will use a can trip two uh oh man, yeah, will
Eldris blast again? Bam bam, bam sixteen, twenty two, twenty four,
twenty four. Definitely here eight and eight? What eight curses? All
right, Brandon, you could step of the wind and land on him and
that square and tumble you both into the acid. I could, or I
could use I could bring out the classic weapon again I haven't used nearly enough.
Hurricane staff use a key point to cast gust of wind level two.
Yeah, that healing circle, it's a trap of wind works. It's the
straight line. He's got a D C of figure with your at your DC
thirteen, I think strength. Yeah, and if not, you'll be moved
back fifteen feet. Yes, oh but all my stuff reset? Okay,
all right strength? What was it DC thirteen? Seat? Now did you
use that on this life? Uh? No, I used that on an
earlier life. Okay, however favored by the gods. Yeah, I don't
think that will make a difference on a three okay. Uh the most is
gonna put you as a ten. I think it's a DC it's a seven
points or no, no, no, it's a it's a two D four.
So the maximum it could push me too is eleven. You're not gonna
make it. Yeah, there's no there's no burden on that one. All
right, wait and stick waiting. Stay if it push them back fifteen,
doesn't it push them back to dry lead? No? Because of the squares.
Every other square is it's five than ten, because it's that you have
to do the map. It's technically like every other it's not always a straight
line. When you go at diagonals. You always gotta like go back a
little bit. So you're going to hit the acid. Oh, do I
get the reaction to grab the ledge? I will. I will allow you
to get. It's all slippery, so give me a dexterity saving throw.
But your legs are going in at minimum. So if you catch the first
half, I'll do half the amount of acid. Nope, wait, I
will burn favored by the gods for this. Okay, So nineteen it was
a twenty. That's what all the oil was. Remember I told him it's
a DCC twentz. Sat sadly burned it. All right, you're not gonna
die. It's just not gonna hurt. I mean, I mean it is
gonna hurt. No, I'm probably gonna die. No, it's a metal
that was die. What what happens to you? Yeah? You take twenty
three acid damage and on your next turn you'll take half of that as well,
so you will count that as eleven more on your next turn. For
folks who aren't watching along on the YouTube, can be rolled two hundred and
sixty three damage for that first There was a lot of ones in there.
It was what I actually only put like one man. So yeah, it's
giving sat Vis all right, So that was Brandonstern. It's all Sam,
give me. I will ask straight athletics to pull yourself up out. It's
not a slipper because it's not a it's not a save. You're you're planting
your hands and pulling yourself up. So give me an athletics. You want
to put yourself out. I think I might just cast okay, missy,
step yourself out. I uh yeah, probably just going to teleport myself straight
up out of this stuff so that I don't have any goop on me because
I am not bringing any of the acid with me. When I tell you
that's a that's a brilliant plan, and I will allow it. Smart.
Uh oh, there's my second little slot, and I will teleport to right
there. Sounds good, and I will Uh, I don't know that's a
big all right, I'll just Eldritch blast ending yep, one, two,
three, five, twelve first two yep and four and two woo Clint blank,
He stops with his pectorals. I'm gonna use I step at a wind
to jump into the square. Yeah, smart, I mean it worked out
so well for everyone else. Yep. So I'll put you back up to
full health. Now, what else can I do now that I'm extremely vulnerable?
Take the dodge action? Yeah, I think that's all I can do.
Dodge action, just confidently stand neck and what you got? Oh?
This l this platform where several people have died before me. Um, all
right, I will uh quicken a healing of fourth level cure wounds for myself.
Okay, So that restores twenty seven damage. You got it, You
got it. That's more than I have. There. We go all right,
and then, um, I see him shuffling about on there. But
you know what I'm feeling. I'm feeling better about taking three shots than one
safe, So I'm going to stick with Eldrich blast okay. Uh oh here,
I'm just gonna roll that one again and then I'll set it to disadvantage.
Okay, Yeah, said it's a disadvantage. So the first one was
a twelve. Yep, just it's control. Yeah yeah, twelve s okay,
So these should the next two should just be their own thing. Here
we go, So sixteen missus, fifteen missus. All right, Brandon,
I'm going to burn another key point for Step to win, so I don't
have to sully myself of this impure oil or lightning yep, yeah, or
lighting them. Well, I'm more concerned about gang day. And then two
unarmed strikes to the robots metal gin okay, disadvantage, sir, disadvantage because
of his Fano eighteen. All right, both of those will hit clink clink.
Fourteen and a thirteen? All right, are you gonna fluria blows?
I already used a bonus for a step at a wind. Yes you did,
all right, mister Kazam. He just punishing your metal frame. He
did, and that was not the nicest thing he could have done. Um,
So you know what, I didn't think I was really gonna have a
chance to use this one, but what the hell, You'll get one round
out of it. My bonus is Tasha's other worldly guys, that's a great
spell. What the fuck it's it's one minute. What's the TLDR on this
try? I'm not rating on that. He gets wings, he flies,
he's immune to fire and poison, and uh my AC goes up by two
and my weapon I get a bonus attack and my weapon attacks are magical and
I can use my spell casting modifier yah, which is my charisma. So
very all around a pretty cool one. Yes, it's a fantastic one.
I loved which I had this when I had my warlock. So go ahead,
um, all right, I will try and whack Brandon twice with my
staff. That should be just add three to this. I think that I'd
probably be easier than trying to work around it. Yep, well just D
twenty at eight eighteen missus. All right, and I get a second attack
and I wasted utterly, all right, and I guess I'll just fly forty
feet up with my movie. He gets you get a attack of opportunity because
he's flying out of your square. Okay, uh oh man. I wish
I had a final form the giant winged metal robot. I'm always in a
final FORLM. A cover of like a led Zeppelin album, you know,
twelve that does not hit. No, it does not. Are you gonna
just rain down hell on him now? Because you're forty feet up and there.
I don't think this shitty could do about it. I mean he has
his turn neck, yes, I don't know if he has a sling or
something. What does Brandon have? No, I didn't. Um. I
mean if you went to the top of that building and then step of the
wind jumped up with your staff with a super athletics rule, you might be
able to hit his toe. That was menacingly at him. I did have
sherik and like before we change dimension about three times and he was shiss anyway,
Um, I guess I can hurricane staff him. Not really. I
mean it's one of those like you'd have to like it's forty feet up the
building. Building at the edge of the building would give you ten Your staff
has to give you like your six feet tall, it's six feet tall,
that's twelve feet, that's twenty two feet. You do meet a super athletics
role to jump the remaining eighteen feet or step of the wind jumps, so
all those are conjunction to get Like you could get up there and give a
couple of hits, but you'd have to give me some good athletics roles,
and you're gonna take fire damage in the meantime because of this building is still
burning. The sensible thing to do to step of the wind and go into
this building down here, But then that would be very dull ys. And
this is the last episode. Let's make a good yeah. Okay, all
right, So you're saying I can hop onto this building, hop onto him
and try and land to punch. Yeah, so you can get up in
the top of this building. You're gonna take some fire damage. We'll roll
it when you get there, and then you're gonna give me an athletics rolled
because it's like if you use your staff, because at its full length and
you're six feets all, it's six feet all, that's twelve buildings ten twenty
two, that's eighteen feet. With your step of the wind, you could
key point yourself up there and get your attacks and then that would be then
you're gonna fall. Well, that's what I gonna do. Roll me up
to five damage then, okay, it's simple. Just you're just you're willingly
going into as you're taking seven fire damage seven five damage. Okay, you're
going to step of the wind up jump to him. Yep, so that
would be my bonus and a key point. You'd still be able to get
two broom swings. You get two swings and you're gonna fall forty feet.
I ain't going to bring out the broom it doom again, bring out a
classic okay, swish swash natural twenty oh but still often and a natural one.
So rolle to me a favor, Roll me a D ten D ten
crap, the good news is a fifteen. Oh no, it doesn't hit
me because of my ac bump. Yeah, it does not, all right,
So you're fine if you roll to one on that something i've I would
make you like something you'd fall in the acid. Um. So you're hovering
there in midair. Uh, mister mister matel kazam, what would like to
do? Um? All right, I guess I will a fly up another
twenty feet, uh, just at the edge of where I can do mind
sliver and then burn some sorcery points to rain down some eldritch blast. Once
you move up out of his range, he's going to get one swing on
you. I thought he was on the ground and I'm forty feet at the
start of his turn. He falls, he falls the distance because I remember
he's hovering there for the moment and you move up to makes sense, So
he's retreating him as if he's just hanging parallel the whole time. That's what
happened to in the roof over here until the start of his turn. He's
still there. The start of his turn. He will fall. He will
still he will fall the distance. This is a very dragon bull z.
Yeah, gotcha. I guess I'll just hit him with my staff then bunk
all right, so plus eight so twenty three twenty three hits and natural one
rolling eighteen okay yourself okay, um all right, so twenty three hits to
twenty three hits. What's the damage now, Jesus Christ, I just wanted
the damage? Roll? Is it just a staff? I think it's one
six one D six plus uh four for my uh want a fire? Just
roll D six then five so nine nine damage? Wow damage? All right?
You fall down, get down, and you fall forty feet, so
you take an additional sixteen fall damage full? Okay, b up to a
yeah for you? For you, I think youre's fine. We'll just GI
gates a certain amount of your fall damage per level and you should be fine.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure forty feet would be within your Yeah, your
level as a monk. All right, Brandon, you were on the ground
and he's forty or sixty feet above you. Uh well, there's not all
I can do about that. You can always wake up from this dream and
jump in the acid. Yeah, I think that's gonna be like a You
know what, guys, I've had enough of this. I can't fire me.
I quite So you can do like a I can do a slipping slide
across the oil and then at the acid. Have I gone out and gone
out in my times? I'm not. I'm not fighting a sudden some kind
of roy by angel what Klauss Dick smiles at me. All right, after
Brian or after Brandon submerges himself in the acid, Metallic Xam will go it
might be the first sensible thing a biological life form has ever done. And
we'll dive bomb himself in as well. All right, So, ladies and
gentlemen, after this incredible battle, Metallic Xam wins. Nice. You can
scroll a. I just made a I made a map just for this.
I made one. I made one for each of you, just in case
again. I think again, people, if you're listening to this I haven't
not on the YouTube, you're missing all this sweet effort Gibby's put into this.
It is awesome. I also think we can agree deep down we all
know Claudia really one with that explosion, that that was the MVP moment.
At times they've got out in style. Yeah. Yeah, if you shrink
the map you'll see the whole picture. I put like a fantasy background back
there and it made it all like pretty, Oh it's love me. Oh
that's cool. Thank you very much, Gibe. We appreciate your time,
my pleasure. This was a blast man. Thank you all very much for
allowing me to have fun with this. I haven't made Metallics'm a little bigger
everybody else. So how's it feel to win the first the first angle murder
brawl? Amazing? I think if Metallic Exam had emotions they would be overflowing.
And as as the DM of the Salty Bastards, I'd like to take
partial credit for this win because you trained him. Yes about about all right,
folks, this has been a long one, so we will see you
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